The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 905 | "Hertz Platinum"
Episode Date: February 21, 2026The JBP kicks off its latest episode with new music starting with Baby Keem's 'Ca$ino' (24:50) before turning to Universal Music Group partnering with direct-to-consumer platform EVEN (45:30). The jud...ge in Lil Durk's trial will allow some of the rappers lyrics to play a role (54:38), Adam Silver and the NBA are planning to put anti-tanking rules in place starting next season (1:14:50), and Joe revisits the America's Top Model documentary (1:27:45). Also, what happened with Mr. Tendernism (1:45:47), another viral video of Jim Jones (1:52:35), Marc Lamont Hill shares the story of a Florida father receiving a 37-year sentence (2:14:20), Part of the Show (2:25:33), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden
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What the fuck?
You didn't do that.
Hey, dog.
I was saying.
A nice little Audi truck.
It was old.
It's trying to ask you a question.
I'll pay for the Uber.
So you don't have to take the bus here.
I'll put it on that.
She took the bus here.
Not with the bus shit.
Y'all blow me.
How did you get here?
What's the truth?
How'd you get here?
You know what I was a good brother?
I thought you said it was lying.
I was trying to get your brother.
Listen.
Oh, dog.
You my niggas.
PT this morning.
Yo, I'm hurt splattingham.
I got you?
I mean?
Listen, that's all that's
all that's, all the card,
niggas.
That nigga fuck his way
to all the cards.
He got all the perks.
You hurts platinum,
nigga.
What's the fuck is you talking about?
You know,
how you fucking weight
that platinum status are hurts?
How are you in real estate and you
hurts platinum?
Where you was driving?
Where you needed all the rental?
Yeah, this thing is.
I'm asking you a question.
How are you getting, nigga?
You know how many Hertz is I got?
I ain't never made it done.
Hertz Black.
And he bragged about it.
Oh, shit.
Presidential.
Oh, shit.
What else you got?
Okay.
What else you got?
None.
Come on, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, big stupid wallet was holding all them cards.
The guy had to dig his Hertz Blattman.
It's not a car.
And sometimes when you go on Hurt, they got a young nigga working,
so he don't know all the rules.
He's got to tell him, you know, I'm a member.
You know, a presidential presidentian.
He named me on the screen, bro.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Stupid, no.
Oh, that's funny.
We got Uber our sister home.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, she shouldn't be taking a Peter Pan to work.
Or Amtrak.
She shouldn't be taking a Peter Pan away.
Yo, I'll open.
I'll open up the floor and allow y'all room to apologize to the nail text.
Uh-oh.
It was on your eyes?
Not me.
I didn't say nothing about it.
It was on y'all asses for that.
I don't want my daughter to grow up and be a nail tech.
Who said that?
Do y'all want to apologize to the nail text out there, yes or no?
Who said that?
Shout to the nail text listening out of you.
We love you.
I do.
Shit.
How many nail texts do nails to this part?
Yeah.
No, they date these, these three.
You don't do that.
You, yo, you horrible at that.
Go ahead, though.
These three?
Martin, you?
Look, let me point in him.
You and him.
Morning, this is what happened.
I said, he asked me if I would be disappointed.
I asked the three of them.
Yeah, if I'd be disappointed if my daughter wanted to be a nail tank.
And I said yes.
They all said yes.
We didn't.
Go ahead, though.
But part of it was because I said I didn't pay all his money for college tuition.
Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, I'd be disappointed.
That part.
And you know what?
The nail text that's listening right now, you're disappointed.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
Oh, shit.
No, I'm serious.
Double it down.
Oh, shit.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong?
She did that?
You don't stop.
That's not what I said.
What I said was, if you spent a half a million dollars on education and then your
daughter or son wanted to take a route that didn't justify your money that you spent,
you'll be disappointed.
Exactly.
You got to pay that money back.
It's a half a million dollars.
you borrow. If you left high school
and went to cosmetology school and you was
a nail tech, them nail techs be making six
figures. I'm not mad at that. I'm mad at that.
Some of the mail techs make more money than doctors.
Well, then that would negate the
half a million thing. Right.
No, it wouldn't. If they make more
money than doctor, then spent a half million dollars
on education, even if it wasn't for nail tech.
No, that means I spent the half a million
dollars for no fucking reason. Yeah, we still on that
part. You could have did that and I could have
kept my bread. This is a
real good college. You know what I'm saying?
I'm telling you, you got to vet the girl dads, y'all.
These girl dads.
All right, so y'all don't want to apologize.
No, no, no.
Shout out to the nail text.
We love you.
God did.
Trying to figure out how we get.
Whatever.
Anyway.
But, Moe, you want Amtrak home?
Okay.
No, I got points.
A seller.
A seller.
A seller.
I'm saying it's that for you there.
Skateboard.
A cellar.
A cellar.
A cello.
A cello.
The cell of the band strings.
You, dog, I got you.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's the fast train.
It's not be hasty now.
We can't put our sister.
The seller is twice the price.
And it's like, you know what I mean?
It's the bullet, though.
It's the difference when you're on train for two, three hours.
Exactly.
You're going to 45 minutes.
Around about.
Yeah.
It's like 15 minutes.
It is none.
It'll be skipping Metro apartment.
Exactly.
She's seen training before.
You should be fine.
Letting them bully me is crazy, yo.
It's crazy now.
Oh, shit.
We're just glad you got out here safe, Mom.
Me too.
That's it.
Word.
Indeed.
Safe and my vibe is intact.
That's important.
I really like your hair and I like the color.
I really like that color of you.
I mean.
Yeah, the train do your hair better than the car.
Because the car would be like, your head is out the window.
Exactly.
This think of just called me a puppy.
The car.
On a love.
On a love.
You called me a German Shepherd.
Because she'll be like, I just got my head down
before I got in the car.
I was like, all right, well, what car would you in?
Like some shit without windows.
It's wrong.
Some new shit.
You're looking good, though.
Ain't you like you made a lot of money last weekend.
I appreciate it.
I did make a lot of money last weekend.
Who in here?
Yeah, who in here made a lot of money last weekend?
Last weekend.
Last weekend.
I'd ask you nothing about what you spent.
You've been to Arkansas.
You've been to Arkansas.
Yeah, you've been a lot of.
to play. Who A.M. made a lot of money last week. I did okay.
There you go. Let's drop numbers. I did okay.
I did okay. I'll start first.
Okay. Natives. Yeah, how about you?
Maybe 15.
Okay. How about you?
Last week?
Last weekend. Yeah, last week.
Last weekend.
I did something.
We did numbers. We planned fair.
I did something. I didn't add it up.
Well, roundabout.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, you fucking up the pod.
Because it's not...
Your performance is too poor to speak to me like that.
My performance.
Are you saying...
Have we graded on the curve,
I mean, niggas is in the swamp in this bitch.
At my performance is poor.
I'm saying, I didn't count last week.
Nothing special happened last week.
It was just...
It's just...
Last weekend, we thought you might make some extra bread the same.
Oh, extra no.
But we can't get around the boat?
Word.
That's not the question you asked.
I need a calculator.
No, you don't.
It's one right there.
Right there.
You gotta fuck.
We got a phone.
We got a love show.
Right there.
This is a topic on the show and I know if he is one another.
Yeah.
They don't get a fuck about us.
Probably about 60 grand.
I made about 60 grand.
Blessed and highly favorite.
All due to, all due to eye power.
Praise God.
I mean, a 30 piece.
Hmm.
Damn.
It means two shows in D.C.
Oh, y'all out there.
Get me.
We're killing shit.
End up is all at.
We're killing.
30 for two shit.
Yo.
Three shows total.
Philly and 2B.
Let's go.
Tena pop.
Oh, those are your birthday prices.
I made shit at the birthday party.
Those are your birthday prices.
No, there ain't no birthday prices.
Talk heavy.
I set them up.
I set them up.
Talk heavy on the regular prices.
Fuck they're talking about out there.
No, but I got beat on the birthday party.
You know, he's supposed to split the door money.
You want shot six.
You can't count the door.
I swear when I first started drinking, it wasn't nobody in here.
We left that bitch was back.
He said, I'm an apple pay you what we made.
I'm a half.
That nigga.
Speaking of which, I got to...
That's $5.60.
You're a liar.
Speaking of which, I got to send you some bread, too, because you didn't have the cash app,
and I told them send it to me.
And they sent it to me.
You're my nigga.
Yeah, that's why I laid you.
But they did?
Why?
She's such a good way.
Trapper, babe.
My kid, listen, I am one of them.
I don't give a fuck.
Your lucky cash apps clip me this year.
Real shit.
What you?
Come on.
No, listen.
It's okay.
I promise y'all, you don't have to do anything wrong to lose that thing.
To lose cash app?
All the people I know that lost cash app.
This is true.
Everybody I know that lost cash app.
Had them dead to rights.
They see what you're doing.
We know what you're doing.
And now no more.
And now you pop back up Young Purple 2.
No.
No, it's not Young Purple 2.
We banning that 1 2.
You and your whole business infrastructure.
Get the fuck out of here.
I know a lot of niggas lost cash.
I don't know.
I ain't know if I was a thing.
Oh, what?
Liggas lose cash out quick.
No, I promise y'all, they take it for no reason.
They do exactly what Joe said.
Come back and put the two on the end and they take that.
You can't even remake it works.
You can't even remake it.
Well, the people that they took them from have a similar reputation to you.
Oh, my.
I'm sorry.
I wouldn't even doing all that.
Let's try it another way.
Because they could take it for no reason at all.
I mean, that's a fact.
But also what could be true is the profiles.
Do you ever watch America's Most Wanted?
I would never play with me.
I would never play around with that shit.
Because people tip you through there and all that.
Oh, man.
People show love.
I wish I could find all the niggers that I scammed out of money over the years.
I would pay you.
I would pay you back.
Dead ass.
I think about y'all sometime when I go to bed.
Reach out.
How you were scat my nays?
How was you scammer?
How was you scammer?
I'm just saying, no, I'm being very serious.
No, I don't think you lie.
I'm being very serious.
So, how?
Whatever, fucking verse here, verse there.
So you took the money and I did the verse?
Brown bag.
You took the money and I did the verse?
So give some beers.
Took a beat.
Whatever.
That took something.
But see, to me, and this is how I feel about it.
To me, that's bad business.
That's not scamming.
So if, for me.
My heart was in it.
I meant to do whatever I was supposed to do.
I just didn't get around.
No.
Oh, for me.
For me.
For me.
If I did a business deal when I first started
And you got to talking crazy to me
That was the end of the deal
That's just how I was
You fucking right
So what you call it?
Bad business
I call that bad business
I never
To me scamming is somebody
Reaching out to you trying to get your money
Or you offering a service
That you don't even do
If I have a service
And we got something in exchange
And you get the pop in and talking crazy
Posting my personal information
Doing anything like that
That's silly on your end
That's how I thought back then
Like, that's your bed, not mine.
But what about we, I have a service,
somebody paid for the service, and I just don't do it.
That's still scamming.
Yeah, that's, I guess.
That's scamming?
I get what you're saying.
It's because the whole play wasn't a hustle.
It just, you just ended up doing something different.
As opposed to like, I'm setting you up to do.
You know what I mean?
It's, it's artists out there right now.
I'm not saying no names.
They are DMing up-and-coming acts.
I've seen it.
For feature verses.
That they never go like that.
That's a scam.
But again, this is a scam.
in line with something that they do.
You took the bread.
You just didn't fulfill your end.
That is a scam.
I think they tried to scam me this week too.
Who?
The school real assistant, man.
We finally hooked up after the show.
You don't say.
Wait.
Oh, no, I didn't get scammed.
I didn't get scammed.
But it was, we were on the verge.
She hit me up like, um, what up, bro?
Stop using them big words when you talk to her.
I say, yo.
She said, what up, bro.
She said, we're doing this?
I said, yeah.
So I said, cool.
So I said, let's do this interview.
She said, cool.
She said, send me the money.
So we were going back and forth about how much it would be worth to do an interview with what real assistant.
What would you have paid?
I wouldn't have paid for an interview world, bro.
Joe Magic number, $2,500.
I think that's a good number.
And so I said, she said five bands.
I said, no, $2,500.
She said, cool.
I said, let's do it.
I'm coming back from Arkansas that night.
She said, when you want to do it?
I said, we could do it tomorrow morning.
Or I said, my flight's a little late.
We could even do it 1 a.m.
Because I figured she don't sleep with no more hours.
I can't imagine.
So I said, let's do it.
She said, cool.
She said, I need all the money right now.
Oh, bitch, please.
I said, you want me to cash out of you $2,500 right now?
She said, yeah.
She said, well, that's how business works.
No, it's not.
This is good.
So I said, no.
My network policy is we'll pay you after the interview.
She said, no, 50-50 split.
cool I said will you get in the room
because it was online
I was virtual thank you
I said when you get in the room I send you half we do the interview
and before you log off I send you the other half
that seemed fair right? That's fair
yeah she said my scheduler
won't even put it on the books
until I'm paid in full
first of all you don't have a scheduler
and it's like we're doing this shit in an hour
and so she was like I'm not giving you 1250
while I'm sitting here on this plane I never see you again
that's what I'm thinking you know I just said no
and finally she said well then just give me 500
Then I was like, no, she was like $250.
I was like, you know what?
Let me get some hot wings in the snap.
Are you serious?
Dead ass.
What movie was that?
She eventually got there to $500.
I'm joking about this $500.
Yes, yes.
We got the $500.
Absolutely, we got the $500.
And I said, it's cool.
I said you can, you know, I wish you the best of luck.
You know what I mean?
And that's when she put on, I think she put on Instagram,
like I'm doing five exclusive interviews,
DM me now they're running out.
so because I was I was I was
down to 500 so you know what time it is
you know what it is
she parted now 500 deposit
it's a deposit right she wanted a deposit
I don't know
that's why I assume
you should let me talk to her I speak that
let me hear the conversation
Cash app
What's up bro?
What's up bro?
Cash don't call me white girl three
First of all
Your nigs need to stop playing with me
That's number one
Don't call me white girl
Okay
Number two
Yeah, let me hear it
Just, yo, what's up, bro?
With a bunch of olds on the bro.
Okay.
Excitement.
Oh, man, I've been dying to do this.
I want to do the virtual drawing.
She's going, oh, John, Philly.
I get her excited, right?
And, you know, you want to lock in now, let's do it now.
Okay.
Then she's going to say, okay, I need a painting a fool.
Then I'm going to say, all right, bet I'm ready to send that now.
She's going to hit me back 15 times within the 10 minutes.
I'm going to say, damn, bro, something wrong.
My phone.
By the time I hit this bitch back, we are already ready to go.
So I went a long way.
walked her, one from the plane,
so you were ready to the interview,
got you.
I was trying to call her,
and she was like she had a phone.
She didn't got no phone.
She told me she ain't got no phone.
I didn't realize.
I don't know if you,
you know,
it's been a while since you've been out.
I just,
she was up so much.
Was that really her, though?
That's another thing.
Yeah.
That was up age?
For sure.
It was definitely her.
I haven't really been able to find her.
I hope she gets those interviews.
Man, fuck her for not going to interview.
Fuck you, bro.
I think I'm okay.
Fuck you in that strap, bitch.
Oh, shit.
She don't do the interview.
She's five.
If not, fuck her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucker.
That's stupid.
I mean, true start.
It was kind of hard.
To guard to laugh through tears.
I went through something with mama.
No drama.
Something that came and went real like palmer.
My pop think his son is deserting them.
It's hurting them.
Yes, I got to be the man and sit down and work with him.
My lone boy seven.
Seekin' to the thug so I told him the money will never eat them to the love
Listen I'm brum y'all when it comes to my family
It ain't never a problem is on the phone
I intend to take that and run with it
So every other month I don't know a lot
Bye I'll stay again gusty leg again
Let us pray again
Mike check one two one too my check
Had to let the thing all across town in the projects
All these rumors and shit but I ain't yet robbed yet
Bitch ass niggas niggas ain't stop acting like broad jet
An arm reach up a gun in the mass.
Somebody clipped me for a hundred in cash.
Kill me.
I hit the road and try to get more grip.
There was cool until I'm a fuck and talk on.
No charge is brought up.
This popped up with a kid.
Got caught up.
Then I put a...
That's a load up, niggins.
To be Mario.
Who!
Put up, put up!
Since you like fiddle with bone,
you would just make slow jams.
Come up out of that witness protection.
They're coming for my head, po.
They're coming for my head, pote.
I'm trying to put your...
Oh, why y'all?
What a big jersey?
Big jersey!
Telling me by him.
Am I coming and gone?
All I'm trying to do is the game
Start shooting at you.
I'm looking for the devil.
Because money's the root of evil.
And kiss won't be happy to my bezzle.
Look, it's still tough.
So you can hop off you, proleys, old thieves.
That rock ice, blue, but chokies.
Best rapper since Big ain't here.
Ask me nothing about us, and don't death.
I owe you two.
I would have smacked him.
I'm talking to you.
Matter fact, in the sauce,
got motherfuckers thinking they hot fiends thinking they shot.
When you think in a soft,
Promise we start because I can do a Jada cassette all day.
In a sticky green drop, three shots.
Wouldn't care if I'd be murking, then out is hurting.
Naked labels jerking niggins and you guys and let me put something all where you from.
Screw all of that.
I'm not trying to hear that, son.
Nogne Nogne Nogne Nogne Nogne Noghye Ngoa?
You, ice and fish.
Ooh, I'm pissed.
Pussy.
Mona is here.
What episode is this?
Welcome to episode 905 of the Joe Button podcast brought to you by,
fuel by power by prize picks, prize picks, guys, gang.
Yeah.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, extremely happy to be here.
Host Joe Button here with some really amazing people to my right.
You know the vibes.
Philly's finest.
Don't core her white girl.
Big Demona in the building.
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling great.
Good.
Love that.
Next to her.
Another fucking Philly fucking.
These Philly motherfuckers are good brother.
Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building.
Mark, how you doing?
Good, good, good.
Ramadan, embark to everybody who's fasted out there.
Yo, yo, about that.
It's Ramadan.
Indeed.
So shout out to the heads out there.
A lot of people in my life.
Last year and the year before, y'all was grumpy.
So I feel like it's important even if you're not on Ramadan.
And ain't it lent something too?
Yeah.
There's a few things going on.
So, Tena, even if you're not doing any of that,
it is a good time to cleanse.
Find something that you need to cleanse and get your life right.
But y'all people, y'all, y'all was grumpy.
I just want to say that.
First week only.
And isn't this year Ramadan starting early than normal?
Well, it moves two weeks every year, earlier or earlier,
but that's better because last year when the daylight savings happened right in the middle,
that was a little rough because it had that extra hour and that aside.
And I don't wake up.
I wasn't waking up enough to eat in the morning,
so now I'm good, man.
Sunset like 5.40.
My barber mill finished that 6 o'clock cut.
He be,
yo, is there just a store around that sells like peaches?
Nigger, how the fuck do I?
Nigga, I ain't ate a peach since my second grade.
He's really nice.
If you had something for him, some dates, perhaps, some words.
He just be like, he'd just be.
Dates are big.
Yeah?
That's like a bit.
A lot of drivers do that too.
Like when they...
Why dates out of curiosity?
I think it's tradition, but also I find them feeling.
Okay.
Like it makes you feel a little fuller than the otherwise world.
But I think it just started from the Middle East.
I think that's wild.
Dates and cream cheese.
Yeah.
Oh, is that another one?
Well, I stuffed some chick-fil-a in my book bag.
So as soon as 540 hit, I'm going, I don't care what we're talking about.
I'm going ham.
I see the irony.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Next to him are good brother
Mr. Thousand Doors and up big Ishe in the building.
Yes, sir.
Hoo, Hoo-Hoo, Hoo-Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, H-Hoo.
I'm great, sir, you so?
Good.
Good.
I'm a lot of the weather, but I'm cool.
Well, you're looking, well, you don't sound.
You look good.
I don't got no haircut, none of that.
It's cool, though.
Yeah, but that's what 50s should be about to me.
Like, I don't think that's 50.
I mean, every now.
You ain't always got a percent.
You get a cut every week, right?
I try to.
Yeah, two weeks ain't going to.
Gotcha.
Even though y'all 50-year-olds, when you skip one of the maintenance dates.
The 50 looks 50.
Yeah, he do look a little more.
Start 50.
Yeah, he looks a little more.
But it's fine.
Here you go and you're another 50-year-old counterpart over here.
Our good brother, Big Freed.
Big Freeze in the business.
What out?
What up?
What about.
Chilling.
How are you feeling, freeze?
I'm good.
Good.
Glad to be here.
Absolutely love that.
Parks is in the building.
Po is here. Corey's here.
Erickson is here.
Tanner and Savana here by Remote last, but certainly not least each and every one of you guys
are out there.
Now's a good time to tell you to sign up for the Patreon.
If you are not signed up there, shout out to all the subgroups out there, all the
hate listeners.
Got a great show lined up for you today.
I'm sure we do.
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
Where do you want to start?
Keam?
Well, I'll start with new music.
Let's start with Kim.
Let's talk with Kim.
Let's go.
Keem's Casino is out now.
He did a listening event on YouTube last night.
I did not catch it.
I did not know what was happening.
But the album is here, and it sounds pretty good.
I've listened to it.
The first half, I like a lot.
Second half is kind of hit or miss.
Same, yeah.
But overall, I'm definitely fucking with the project.
Nice follow-up for Melodic Blue.
After a, what was it, four year?
It's been a while, yeah.
Three, four years.
Usually you get that sophomore slump.
Not here.
No, not him.
Not him.
Super solid the intro I love a lot.
I don't know if you want to line up some jams to play there.
There we go.
All I want is you.
I just want them to.
This is track one, no security baby keen.
No security nowadays.
I'm with game, gang,
put a pause on the lights till I grew up in change lane.
Uncle Andre just passed.
I can't help a bad blame.
Wish I got him.
When a resource to clean
No, no, no, no, drop it.
I was done with the range,
and I'm never online.
It's too much to maintain.
My bitch, see, I'm stressed out, another migraine.
Understand what it took just to reinvent the flame.
I came back, different with a sound to bring change.
19 with some millions, things began to turn strange.
My mama look at me just like she's going to the bank.
My grandma putting me in aquas spots with the rain.
I'm not for that day.
I'm crumbled paper at the wall, drawing blanks.
I'm a genius I was told.
I'm a genius I was chose.
I'm a product to the world.
There's some things that I ain't told.
Like when my mama walked me around with no shoes in the cold.
When I was dying for my bitch, my mom was sleeping in a tent.
Going back and forth to jail, should I bail, where can I vent?
Fucking up my credit card when I tried to pay a rent.
Usually go on stage and fake a smile, but I can't.
Niggas run the same place.
I appreciated this as a start.
Me too.
Yeah, it's a fire.
She's not my style so I can't.
I'm drinking alkaline water.
Out the way and staying fit.
Buying cars, I barely drive, wasting chips to scratch the itch.
I can promise, niggas this.
I am not for everybody.
I can drop on everybody.
It's a mock for everybody.
But I stay inside my laboratory.
I love the sequencing, too.
I love how this flows in the track too, which I like a lot.
Yeah.
Yep.
I'm letting it play.
Go ahead.
Yeah, rock out.
I knew what time it was with this already.
This sounds nuts.
Uh-oh.
She always talking like she understand me.
I fought with the nerves on stage I go landing.
My nigger gave about so many watches.
I went and got one.
I'm not getting me.
All of the niggas around me is humble.
I'll be the eyes so I'm a movie Madonna.
Shott of your wife who'd be hiding and didn't excite me.
Yeah.
That's the energy.
That's a good energy to start off with, track two.
I really appreciate the just concise album.
Yeah.
37 minutes, something like that.
37 minutes, one through, what is this?
11, 11 songs, straight to the point.
Not many features.
Yeah, very easy, easily digestible.
Like, I was very happy to wake up at 3 in the morning or whatever time I wake up and put this on and hear it and finish it.
Same.
How was the Kendrick features?
You mentioned features.
He body.
Oh, buddy.
He body.
He body.
Go on and get you.
Get to it.
Good flirts.
You didn't hear it?
No, I've been hearing about it.
Oh, buddy.
Oh, okay.
And I mean, I'm saying, oh, buddy, just because as an emce,
I really appreciated what he did on that song.
But again, these T.D.
Niggas got a good way of whatever the single is.
Boy, that's about to stand out.
Yeah.
It's about to be very plain, clearly obvious that this is what's taken off.
And that is track four, but I don't want to skip track three.
This is my shit right here
Yeah, this is hard
This is hard
He did a lot of the production himself
With some danger
Danger hands is on a bunch
As a co-producer
Hey, so danger
Yeah, I fucked with this one a lot
I think I'm with your
Oh
Thursday you're coming with a sea
Hey
Thursday you're gonna meet baby king
Friday
I'm a seed to your knees
But I'm Saturday
We're practicing the birds
And the beach
You're curious bitch
Always asking him
What's that?
I say that I am booed.
That mean I'm never coming back.
All right, I'll get to it.
Yeah.
But I like that song.
You got to hear that record in the car.
Yeah, it's nice in the car.
That one is amazing in the car.
That song is hard.
And actually, no, it's not true.
I want to get to the end.
The end of it.
I like how these songs go into each other.
Yeah, facts.
I'm a Citi and me, but I'm Saturday
flexing the furs and the bees.
Yeah, I like, I appreciate this stuff on albums.
All right here you go Mark.
Here you go.
Track four, Good Flirts featuring Kendrick Lamar.
And Momo Boyd.
After this out, stop playing, we get to speaking about some of this stuff.
Over twice.
With a stranger, don't you love letting out a good cry, baby.
Ain't coming home on a Friday night?
I'm all good mind.
You love a good flirt with a stranger.
Don't you love letting out a cry?
I'm coming home on a Friday night
I'm all good
Safe haven't but you ended up
Back in a baby
Barely together even
You always play
Now you hating
Because what these bitches be saying
Like
Why he never took you on vacation
It's me they stay
It's crazy because you had everything
They're chasing
Like somebody you can call
One place you can call on
I don't know the other gentleman
Helm Rascal and what's our
Got it, got it.
Shout to them, I'm sorry.
I'm not familiar.
And what a plus that your premier act can hop on any song that any of these artists
come up with?
Right.
Don't you love to flirt with a stranger.
Not you love letting out a cry.
What's up, Mauna?
You can see yourself getting plowed down to this.
Could you see yourself getting folded up to this?
I don't know about getting fucked, but I like it.
Hey.
A flirt with a stranger, man.
This is for that make-out-the-bar vibe, you know what I mean?
You're gonna flirt with a stranger.
I think so, yeah.
I think so.
I never knew a love, love, love like this.
Flood your contour, make you blush like this.
Fuck a friend's on when you hug like this.
Never on your ear, touch your butt like this.
Hey.
If guys a girl, then the guy we trust like this.
To be honest, niggas, love, love too.
Should I gossip with my bitch like I'm young thud too.
the hair bun loose, riding bones till they come with royalties and pub too.
Where you at?
He smoked it.
He's up.
On the couch with it.
Oh, you wait.
I was about to, but you convinced us.
Should I decorate the walls or logged off the pinches?
Oh, that's very good.
Meditate on emotional attachments.
Even if I far shut from my distractions,
been missing your booty, loving on your body, kissing on your body, kissing on your body.
Iceberg jeans or the truilies.
Duff work.
You know, straight smart, but I'm goofy.
You must got a platinum record in the coachie.
I got a platinum black in the coach.
Hey.
Lavin on your body.
Kissing on your booty.
Crushing on your booty.
That shit is fire.
He's body.
Gossip with my bitch.
Like Young Thug too.
That's what's on the internet.
People saying he dissed him.
That's not a dish.
It's an acknowledgement of young thug talking about him.
But it's not.
Yeah.
I do the same shit.
And I do this, I felt it.
Word.
Every dude felt it.
I love gossip.
There's dudes down there that's pretending
that they don't gossip with their girl.
Knock it off.
They all like gossip.
Yeah.
Sure you know.
That's the whole point of being in a relationship.
That's one of the major perks.
Let me tell you what happened.
Shit, we do it on a wake-up too.
First thing in the morning.
And last thing before me.
Yeah.
Playing right there.
Don't let it be some breaking gossip
that I find out of four in the morning.
I'm like, wake a motherfucker up.
I'm glad to know
the Kendrick does it too.
Yeah.
That song is great.
That song is great.
I'm with y'all.
I like the first half of this project
more than I like the second half of the project.
There's a couple joints on the second half of it.
It ain't but 37 minutes.
It wasn't on long enough for me to have a complaint.
Right.
Y'all got to be excited from this first half of album.
Listen, for me, the second half,
it might have to grow on me type of vibe,
but it wasn't nothing that, like, super stood out the way
that the first maybe seven, eight records did.
Outside of, what is it,
Cassine?
The Circus Casas.
Freestyle, Joy?
Yeah.
That record was hard.
That and no blame.
Who the fuck told you I wasn't that nigga?
Who the fuck told you I wouldn't get bigger?
25 M's in a sticker.
Hey, that's nix.
Running up the budget.
My life.
Circus, circus freestyle.
Track 9.
Now she ran around since she outgrew me.
Keep it 100.
Bitch.
You're a fucking goofy.
Who the fuck told you I wouldn't get bigger.
Hey, that nigga.
Waying that nigga waiting on me to slip up.
Who the fuck told you I wouldn't get bigger.
Your ex went gay.
I don't like niggas
How you fuck me
Then fuck my homie
She called my phone
Saying I was just lonely
I was scooping yesterday
Think about Kobe
Remember them days
Living up alone
If you want a six pay
You gotta do set-ups
Yeah, this is cool
Yeah
Yeah, get up
Nigger like me
I got some bitch
A nigga like me
I
Not for trouble
We were six deep in a huddle
Keeping my mystique
When I hustle
Nigger trying to do
the impossible
Burn out in traffic
going bunkers
992
Bogie Monster
Nigger whole time
Hussie whole time
A hell whole time
See the bitch mine by my name
You get the point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You get the point.
When that beat drop, you instantly gain another 30 to 40 miles per hour in the car.
I'm telling you something.
I told you all I'm done doing one album, one listen reviews, so I don't have a review.
I'm just talking.
I'm talking shit.
Sound great.
But it does sound.
It does sound good.
Yeah, it sounds real good.
That is the review.
Like for me, on a one listen, that's either I like this so far or I don't.
I'm not trying to pick it apart.
No, man, this is a good project.
Yeah, the first listen is just, do I like?
this or not. That's it. For sure.
And I like it. And I like it. Yeah.
Yeah. Somehow you got me. I'm fucking with that too short record too.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm fucking with that too short record.
That record is tough. Shout to Keen, man. Shab to Keem,
Kendrick. Good job. I like hearing Kendrick do all of the
freaky girl verse.
Yeah. They did some background, like vocals and adlips and show on the project
again. Yeah. What you did in the first one as well.
Any other new music that we need to get to?
Um, Mazi and ESTG dropped the album together.
Um, they put a single out,
it's like best of both worlds for you.
I thought it would be.
That's like when Hoving Kells dropped.
Uh, the album is called Not a Chance in Hell.
Um, again, 12 songs, 30 minutes.
So another short, concise project.
Yeah.
Mazi stood out on this one.
Okay.
I don't, I don't know how to word it.
Um, something's missing from ESTG.
for me. And I can't pinpoint it.
Crimes?
No.
No, man, not crimes.
Crimes are still there.
The crime talk is still there. I don't know what he's doing this person.
Yeah, I just know you like your rap is to actually get out there and be doing them.
No, I like it to sound good. I like the music to sound good, bro.
All right.
That's it. I don't want you all out here doing it risking your freedom if you don't have to.
Say that. Say that.
Make it sound good, though.
But, yeah, overall, cool project.
I'm not, I'm not, there's
five or six that I like a lot.
Mazzie has a solo record on here
called Buick the Bins. Smooth.
Okay.
But yeah, check it out.
One thing that stood out to me that was very interesting
is this is not listed as CMG.
CMG.
And I know they're both signed there.
Oh, interesting.
So I don't know if there's something going on with the business.
I always got a little nice little
nugget.
Well, I look, I pay attention to this shit.
Because I'd be wondering where these artists
Where these artists are
I didn't talk to anybody
I didn't even ask any questions
CMG right now
are dealing with a lot
with rest in peace little papa
So I didn't reach out to nobody
And say hey he was a CMG act
Yes
That young man
Rest in peace
Rest in peace to him
Yeah he's CMG
I didn't know that
So I just reached out
And sent condoluses
But I'm not asking about this right now
Why are y'all doing with that
Got it
Yeah
But on the album it's just listed
Mazi and Young Sharners
Which is ESTG's label
Under Empire
All right
So I just, it's something to pay attention to.
We got an alchemist currency, Larry Doom Project, short project, seven songs,
spiral staircases.
It is exactly what you think of when you think of these three artists, kind of laid back,
down-tempo records, but a nice vibe, nice ride in the car.
Got it.
All right.
I didn't know that either.
Yeah.
All right, so I have to check these things out.
And also, surprisingly,
Hove puts Dead Presidents, the first version, up on streaming today.
today is the 30th anniversary of that song being released as a single okay um reasonable doubt of course
is uh june of 96 so it'll be 30 years in june but out of nowhere he just he changed his name
put the umlots back on the y and uh drop dead presidents welcome surprise to everyone who couldn't
get it before true yeah true and a lot of people only know dead presidents too from reasonable doubt
so that's kind of dope.
And last, but certainly not least,
we can't go out.
I mention a Young Miami,
we dropped a new single.
Second single this week.
Tea time.
You got a little something?
It's a deeply personal, she said.
A deeply personal record?
Deeply personal record.
I can look it up for you guys if you want.
I'm sure it's a day.
Let's see.
Who wants?
Okay, all of this is why I don't even start with music.
Tea time.
Each one of these is why I normally push music back to hour six,
but fuck it.
Fuck it.
Let's do it.
Oh, this is the record you were talking about?
Yeah, oh my God.
Oh my God.
This is that record.
Yes.
Oh.
I could perform it, really.
Oh, that'll get the train rocking.
Which one?
Oh, shit.
What's your problem, yo?
This thing is crazy.
I don't even find that funny, mom.
Me either.
I didn't get it.
That's why I didn't get offended.
That's why I didn't get offended.
You can't even say that.
This is bliss.
I was laughing
something unrelated.
I know.
You would never like that.
Mark, do you really want
our real opinion on,
on, on,
on this?
Are y'all going to troll?
I was joking.
Throughout the whole most important
part of this show.
I was teasing.
Who else came out?
MC.
I was going to leave.
MC yellow legs.
Drop,
drop the EP too.
Called it crack.
Yo, I know a lot of y'all don't know,
but his last tape.
He's yellow.
You know,
you know,
these things
for
I go see yellow
legs
Oh,
good thing we
don't sell no ass
Oh,
are you going to play it or now
Oh,
please,
no way
Yo,
for real
Let's do a lyric
Break that up
What is becoming this place?
Tea time.
Yo, who's running this place?
Oh, shit.
This has to fall on leadership.
Yeah,
I'm not my TV.
You know it's tea
when you see them two fingers
Touching, yeah.
TikTok streets.
All you bitch is ugly.
The doctor brought this in.
Yeah, right?
That's enough, big.
Oh, okay.
That shit is lightening social media up.
I don't think it sounds bad.
I just think it sounds worse.
She's easy.
She said it sounds worse.
But it works on TikTok.
This is a song that was made for TikTok.
We talked about it last week.
It went viral negatively and she's taken.
Oh, she released it today.
Yeah, why not?
Are you here, Mark?
Do you hear it?
No, I'm saying.
She don't care about the negative response.
She's like, fuck it.
I'm still putting this thing out
and it's going to make money.
Yep.
You know what?
If you wouldn't talk about it on you and your white show.
Actually, I want you in your wife.
I want you a little bit of a day.
That's right.
Oh, you're a patriarchal.
Check us out.
That's hilarious, you know.
There is some R&B music that I'll let y'all know about a little later on in the show.
I'm too old for these.
fuck. I just appreciate getting
the music now. Yeah.
Yeah.
Like your rollout,
your GQ spread,
you're fucking, I don't care. I'll be honest.
So, my how GQ?
I don't know. I'm just talking to shit. I'm just saying
your magazine covery you got,
your fucking the hot wings you ate.
Oh, ooh, he ate the hot one. That's my man, too.
I love that show. It's a smash over there.
But I don't care, man. Just give me the music. I'm too old for it.
I'm too old.
Unless it's a great roll up.
I don't even care about that.
Even then I don't give a fuck.
I don't really care.
I appreciate it.
Like, I appreciate what Jay Cole is doing right now.
That's dope for them.
That don't do that.
I got the album already.
I don't really care what you do after that.
Fair.
You know what I mean?
As long as the music is good,
which in Cole's case it was,
as long as the music is good, have that.
That's for the fans.
Know how old I am now?
Because Night Agent just came out.
on Netflix, but this is true for any show.
When the new season of the show
come on, I have to go watch
the last episode of the last season
even though I saw it already.
Even though they're going to show the little recap.
I don't care about that.
I need to go watch the finale.
That's what happened with nightcap.
I played the shit.
The recap said, oh, the president
is about to die.
Wait, I don't remember the president
about to get a job and kill somebody, whatever.
Well, it'll be like two, three years between these seasons sometimes.
That's the problem.
That's the thing.
You got did a refresher.
Yeah.
I told you, Paradise.
Just go watch.
Go watch it.
Go watch what?
The finale, the last couple episodes, because we almost there.
Oh, no, I'm ready for Paradise.
I'm ready for.
I'm ready for.
Yeah, that was last year.
I've been waiting.
I'm already ready for Paradise.
That's in my memory bank.
Yeah, word.
Do we want to talk about this big UMG deal with Even?
Come on.
Let's do it.
We could.
We could.
Even's been around for a couple years.
They do basically D to C kind of rollouts for
for independent artists or have been,
but now they've been acquired or...
What does D-D-C-Me?
Direct-consumer.
Direct-to-consumer.
Gotcha.
Direct-consumer.
Similar-ish to like a band camp or something like that.
Gotcha.
But they've been acquired or partnered with UMG.
Partnered with.
I've seen nothing that says...
Acquired.
That they've been acquired.
Got it's just partner.
I think it's pretty interesting.
I don't understand...
why you would be on a major label and then
do more D to C.
I mean, I understand why the major labels would want that service,
but I don't understand as an artist on a major label
why you would want.
You could just do it yourself, D to C.
Hmm.
Or it might be some nuance.
From a business perspective, I'm just guessing.
Yeah.
That the artist may not know how to do.
Right.
It's like anybody would be like,
yo, you go start a podcast.
You could, but if you want to do it correctly,
if you want to roll your shit out correctly,
I think it's some information that you might be lacking.
That may be true.
You know what I'm saying?
That some experts might have to offer.
I don't know.
It's just pretty interesting in general,
the major labels behaving more like Indies.
In general.
Even going back to some of the rollouts
that we talked about last year where it's like,
let's see how it performs and then we'll mark it from there.
It's all independent strategies that are being utilized by major labels.
Yeah, I mean, when I saw it,
You hit on that.
When I saw it, I was like, okay, this is indeed confirmation that they are watching us.
Yeah.
This is the confirmation of it.
That the big boys are watching the little boys.
I mean, that's always the case.
Yeah.
But yeah, they're watching not only the little guys, but their ecosystems and their worlds and their groups they're creating.
And they're watching the discords.
And they're watching the super fans.
And they're watching what people are paying for bundles.
They're watching what independent acts might be selling for certain projects.
They're watching what the artwork is doing.
They're watching, just consider yourself surveilled.
They're watching all of it.
And if they can implement it and help on a big,
they're watching United Masters.
I think it's also an indication that streaming is not great for the music economy
that we've kind of been talking about for a while up here now.
What I think they're realizing is it's a lot of money being made outside of streaming.
Right.
And then they, again, it's this cat and mouse.
So whatever way the artist find out how to make money,
the label now wants to come in and take that.
Now you go find a new way.
Oh, this is what you're doing over there.
Okay, we got to get that too.
Right.
So that's what it is.
Like even with even, I was reading up on even.
Like you said, super fans and stuff.
So they'll allow you to sell your album direct to your fans early before it drops.
Yeah.
The label see that.
Okay, wait, your fans are paying.
How much over here versus how much just for the subscription to a streaming service?
Right.
No, let's go over here and get them too.
Right.
Everywhere they find, remember how people before was getting paid off tours.
Yeah.
You was making all your money on the road.
What happens?
Labels say, nope.
360.
Yeah.
Oh, you're getting paid off merch?
No, we need that too.
True.
It's the same game.
It's just, all right, wherever you find a way to make money outside the label,
the label comes in and gets a part of it.
Again, my question is just that what value are you adding as the major label now?
Just to be able to do it at scale and probably,
built-in staff.
I just know I would be tight if I was signed
to a major label and they're like,
you know what we're going to do?
We're going to go to even.
It's like, I could have did that.
I could have did that.
Oh, we're going to wait until your album comes out
and then figure out what song is performing well
and then we'll bark at that.
I could have did that.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but for the lesser known artist
that is on a major, not getting
any attention, not getting a shot
at certain songs
or certain sessions or certain
spots, period,
I could see this being very beneficial for them.
For sure.
You think it's changed for them?
For the small artists.
For the small artists just stuck in the matrix of the label hell, for sure.
The infrastructure alone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Definitely.
This is a way for us to be.
This is a way for the label to make sense of justifying the time and energy for a smaller fan base.
If they got a piece of the whole.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, and I mean, if you let me just run off at the.
mouth, it's interesting seeing the labels revert
or start to revert back to physical
sales matter. Yes. Yeah. Again, it speaks to the... And that's the
result. How much longer could they pretend
like streaming, streaming, streaming, and I think streaming
numbers are actually up? Oh, I'm sure. But how long
could you pretend streaming, streaming, streaming, streaming? Once
Spotify found the way to circumvent
the music money over to podcasting.
So whatever the deal is that we have with the labels,
the labels get it already.
There's nothing there.
That relationship is, it could only last but for so long, is what I'm saying.
It was pretty interesting too.
I read an article that said the ASCAP's numbers went up fairly significantly last year,
which means that ASCAP is a performing rights organization.
They collect money when your shit is played in radios and stadiums,
basically non-record sales usage of,
music, not TV.
That's a different license.
And it went up, which is pretty interesting to me.
So that means more music is being played and monetized than it was last year,
the year before, the year before.
So music is growing.
Music itself is growing.
Like, I'm currently trying to investigate the distro kid sell.
Uh-huh.
Because why, why that's, I don't understand it yet.
Yeah.
Who did they sell to?
Well, they didn't sell anybody yet, but they are forced to.
sale and they're being wrapped by
the big time. What's the big wigs and the
bad? We got to pull it up. Goldman Sachs.
Yes. Oh, wow. Goldman Sachs.
They're being advised. Okay. Yeah, that's
big. Big dog.
Yeah. And everybody's
going to be a big dog. See, and that's the
thing. Everything
we're still in Smok and Mirrors Land.
So I don't know
that UMG
if they purchased
even. No report
says that. But
the thinking is that if they haven't they will right that's what I was going to say I was going
to say yo isn't this just a case you see it in mad other industries where the big dog see that
you get in motion we'll just come acquire you that's it's it's just really it's all that's going on
right it happens in every single industry I can totally see that one of the major labels buying
distro kid also because why not like distro kid essentially distributes your music it's an easy way
you pay a fee and you can distribute your shit all over DSPs and
places to purchase music.
So you can basically make money off anybody making music because they're paying to put their
music out.
So why wouldn't you, if you're a UMG or any of the major labels, buy that up and make money
both ways?
Fam, Distro Kid handles 30 to 40% of all new independent music distribution globally.
Yeah, yeah.
You buy that.
Yeah.
You buy that.
And, I mean, $2 billion sounds like a lot, but if you're universal, you know what I'm saying?
Like, that shit ain't about nothing for them.
Well, I'm not just pigeonholing it too universal.
But it would just be interesting to watch.
I'm investigating the district kid stuff.
Yeah, I could see a major label or another tech company.
You know, I can see a Spotify or Apple or title or whoever coming in to buy it because it's the same thing.
Like, I'm already making the money here.
I might as well make money both ways.
We'll see what comes to the even stuff.
Yeah, it's pretty interesting.
Cole used it for his rollout.
Yeah.
Stove God.
did some stuff over there,
ransom did some stuff over there.
People have been using Even for a little while.
And the label see it.
Oh, that's what you're doing?
Do we know who owns it?
Currently, no, I don't.
I saw some report that said there was a few artists
that have a stake in it, but...
Oh, that's dope.
If true, again, I haven't vetted any of this information.
So I don't want to just get on here
and talk off the hip.
You haven't seen any bar up here.
Yeah, they're not saying.
It's fine.
It's fine.
We'll keep an eye on this.
That's it.
Yeah, for sure.
What else is fun?
Mag Rodriguez is the founder and CEO.
Whoever that is.
Young Spanish kid looks fairly young.
Looks to be about 40.
He said he's the founder and CEO.
Interesting.
Got it.
Interesting.
I'm glad to see a young person doing it.
Mad young.
Yeah.
All right, what else is fun?
What else is fun?
What else is on your mind?
Well, it's not fun, but it's a,
on my mind, you know, with the little Dirk trial, the judge has ruled that some lyrics can be used in the trial, which is a big deal. Not all of them. I think they won it like 13. Yeah. They got, is it five? They got a couple of them. Some of them are going to be, they have to be heard again. They're waiting for the prosecutors to explain exactly how this applies. And a couple were thrown out. Some of the ones that were included were the lyrics from Who Wants Smoke? A slap.
Uh-huh.
Another slap.
And they...
They picked the slaps.
They did pick...
I need the fucking prosecution's playlist.
To be lit in court?
They pick some joints.
I ain't going to hold you.
But if the slap is detailing how you slap somebody else, thinker, then...
Well, that's the thing.
And that's why I'm going to pray for Dirk,
because they picked the songs where there's crime happening.
Well, where...
It sounds like fun.
I don't want to say, so what they allowed was, like, they can't play a full video.
They can only use a still frame or screenshot, which, again, if you're showing something in the whole scene, if you only can use this one shot.
That could be a BB gun.
So is lyrics and music videos?
Oh, they were trying to get lyrics, interviews, comments, videos.
They were trying to get everything, everything that he's done.
They were trying to, if they could somehow tie it to any of this, they were trying to get it included.
Yeah. And they ruled some, they ruled everyone's out.
Like there was a lyric,
Fool his ass,
he'd think he buys some cars,
we hop out,
scoom his ass.
They said that was a moderate level of relevance
and therefore could not be used.
So like the judge is like,
it's not enough to just say some shit.
It's not even enough to say some shit
that's connected.
It could be connected to this crime.
It got a really,
directly connected.
Yeah, like directly connected.
They're trying to make it as now.
And this is the murder for hire.
Yes.
For the Bwondo shooting.
Yes.
With his cousin died, right?
Yep.
Got it.
Yeah.
Broad Daylight.
by the mall over there.
Yeah.
Got it.
California.
Yeah.
I get it, man.
I hate this situation so much.
I don't, my position is artist's lyrics shouldn't be used against them.
I understand why people, when people are dying and rappers are rapping about dumb shit or rapping
that they did something.
I'm not saying he did this.
I'm not talking about this case.
I'm saying in general, when rappers say shit that implicates themselves and others, I get
why courts want to use it.
I get why the victims' families want to use it.
but we got to hold a standard here
because I think the risk outweighs the reward.
The reward.
I mean, it's been like that
since the Star-Spangled Band, though.
I mean.
The lyrics.
Keeping it to real lyrics.
Yeah, like, when you go and you get a good win,
they normally, since the beginning of the time,
they put it in a song.
These songs ain't just songs.
It's testimony.
I never even thought I'd tie it together
The Starz-Fangled Vandah for you not wrong
What did they do?
They went right to the booth
Bucks some shit up and
And the third verse
And the third verse is the one
That's the silent track
The third verse
That's the one
But where does it stop
And that's the danger with it
Then what is like
Where does it stop if they can use
You know what I mean?
Yeah
No it's the slippery slope
I'm on the fence
But I think that
you should have enough.
And we got to define slippery slope soon.
If they allow you to use lyrics, right,
where do they have a cutoff?
Like any lyric to any rapper that comes in here and said,
Jada kiss said, yo, they had to use the scales
that they weighed the wells with for my Coke.
Like, come on, if you want to digest,
like if you go on set precedent in court,
then case law going to be case law.
And now we could go take, yo, Indiana versus blah, blah, blah,
in 1922, said that,
we could do this.
And that shit is scary.
See, that's why I don't, I don't look at it that way because, again, you still
got to prove this stuff.
So if I say this in record, like you're Jada kiss example.
All right, now, did they run it?
Did they see, did they find these scales?
Did they find this court?
Where's the whale?
Where's the whale?
Like, you get what I'm saying?
With these lyrics, y'all are describing shit that you went and did down to the letter.
And that's what.
So now because you did this, oh, you're talking about the murder right here that
happened on this corner at this time
on this day. You just detailed.
That's what I mean about slippery slope.
You know what the slippery slope is?
Blood on the floor.
That's slippery.
Look what we're talking about.
No, I'm just saying, no, that's why I said
I'm on the fence because I can understand,
you know, if in your rap you are detailing,
y'all I caught them at the corner store.
It was blah, blah, blah on.
Bro, I just think you got to have more sense
and discern that than I do that.
Put that in your fucking rap.
But my problem is if you do,
like there are rappers who are hyper,
specific about their
raps or they give details that sound real even in fiction.
True.
You know, and so I don't want to put that on those rappers.
Again, I understand. Don't do that. If you're a rapper out there and you
commit crimes, don't rap about them before, during, or after the crime.
That's pretty good advice.
This is solid advice.
You know what I'm saying?
But I don't want to, because the problem with, for me, the problem with letting
it in and saying you still got to prove it is I don't want illegal evidence being used
against me in court because I don't trust jurors.
And I don't want the juror to have to decide, especially a juror that doesn't
doesn't understand rap.
You know what I'm saying?
Whether I'm, whether this is an obvious crime or not.
Because obvious to me is different than obvious.
Somebody might really, my big is a good example.
My homie got to kidnap kids.
Like, he don't.
Right.
You know what I mean?
And what he said he did to them kids?
To a juror, that can sound hyper-specific.
No, that's a great point.
And then on top of the fact that this is a juror.
Because he said that in enough songs to where I can't just assume
that that's not what Gutter was doing.
But that's the point.
Let's say he's never kidding.
He put that shit in a secret juicy verse.
Like, he was just saying that shit in, man.
Yo, did I tell you about Gutter?
He fucking ass.
I don't just add on what Mark saying,
if the juror doesn't like rap,
if the juror is grossed out by curse words.
If the juror, because if you don't listen,
and let's say the juror does like rap,
but it's a run DMC fan.
You know what I mean?
This shit is pretty gross to them regardless
because of how.
violent it is.
So now that perception is, I'm totally judging
this guy. On top of the fact that he got
dreadlocks, he has a record
already, you know what I mean? It's no way
that this pens out as fair,
in my opinion. It's no way.
It's impossible.
And you know that's the jury selection game.
We watch enough shit to be like, nope,
we're going to go get this 70-year-old
white lady over here from fucking
Livingston somewhere.
And once she hears this as lyrics,
he's lost. It's over.
You're a 47-year-old podcaster.
Like, if I hear that shit in the right...
That's different.
You come from North Philly, but...
I'm with you, but I'm just saying, like,
even for me, if I hear something at this age,
I'm like, I might believe it.
I might not use it against them in court
because I don't want...
I don't want that to be the precedent,
but I'm just saying the average person.
You don't even got to be white and racist
or white and suburban or white.
Take racist off the table.
You don't even have to be white
and disconnected from our culture.
You could just be an adult that's like,
why the fuck are you rapping about killing people
and putting in songs?
Like, that shit is probably...
They just think you're a dickhead.
Everything y'all are saying are the reasons why you have to talk yourself out of murdering people when you want to.
This is true.
Especially if you're famous.
Yeah.
No bounties.
Man, law is the law.
If we follow on it, we're going to do things according to the law, that just doesn't make any fuck it.
And then where does it stop?
Documentors are you going to lock them up?
Comedians, if it's a joke or whatever, you're going to lock them up?
Like, where does it stop at?
podcasts we up here talking shit all the time
We're not detailed
Yeah we're not detailing
But so what
So what?
Here come to street apologists
Here come to fucking street apologists now
What are we what street
What street principles are we defending right now
That we should be able to murder
And that has nothing to do
I'm talking about the law
I'm talking about how do you have a chance to fucking win
If we have this group of drawers
That don't know shit about music
I don't know shit about where this person
comes from I just don't see how
that's a fair outcome. How? I'm grossed out by the fact that you're talking about murder, period.
I'm talking like, that's gross. Why are you talking like that? I don't see how you get a fair outcome
after that. And then how do you pick the jurors that understand the culture, it's just, it doesn't make any sense.
You don't have to be a street, nothing for that. It's just, it doesn't, it's already set up for certain people to lose anyway.
I just think this furthers it. It's not fair, my opinion. Like, especially if at the end of the day,
if you've really got a case, you ain't got to listen to a nigger lyrics. If you have a real,
real solid case, you don't need lyrics
to close the deal, you don't.
If you have a real case, period.
From the shit that I've seen, they got on him with this
murder fire shit. Going to go by them, chains.
The niggas all run out that house and all that day.
If they have a real case, you got a real case. We don't need
a fucking mix tape for it. We want anything.
Come on now.
I get what you're saying. If a mix tape is
a deal breaker, you probably ain't got a good case.
Period.
Yeah. And it's not. From what
I've seen, he's fucked
either way. So I don't even know what the big fight is
about the lyrics. He is. He
is fucked. If you're talking about
booking the planes for these niggins
on your own card, like he made a lot
of like huge, you know what I mean?
Alleged. Alleged. That's a legend.
That's not the case, but it's alleges.
I mean, we say that on podcast
and then fucking, that lawyer
Drew go read that shouldn't be like,
oh. It's different.
Piece of cake.
Yeah, Drew's a beast.
It's Drew is one more
of them. It's a few of them that's just having
their way with the states out there.
Yeah. I just saw the interview
what I think it was Drew, and the person
said, was talking about the conviction rate with the feds
because it's like 97%.
He was like, not us.
Not with me?
Damn.
Talk heavy, that's flex.
Talk heavy.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Give me some more your nigga dollars.
Come on over here.
I got a great.
You can have all of them niggaddle.
You ain't lying.
I'm about to say, yeah, my dollars.
What are you talking about?
Let me catch a case.
Yeah, as a dirt fan,
super disappointing.
I'll do my best.
Especially after he court that case with Vine.
and it was like supposed to be over then
and some kind of way
he weasled his fucking way out of that.
I just don't get how you get to this point
and you're that fucking stupid.
Bring back the good old days
where you wanted to be a rapper
to escape these things.
Right.
That's double and triple down.
Yeah.
And they're the originators of that.
I know y'all saying the Star-Spangled Banner
and all that, but Chicago was the originator
of like just blatantly just being crazy with it.
You know what I mean?
I agree.
They talked about a lot
And I'm a fan of the music
So I know
You're all looking for me to say something
Spectacular
I think you could tell you
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Ish picks hit.
Really be over there.
You might be up for a podcast or the month
twice in a row
because of these picks. Between your performance
these picks, man. I think you might be wearing that chain another
30 days. Got you.
The chain all that. That shit's fire.
That's fire. It's crazy. I know. They did the same
to me, Mona. It's bullshit. That's what it is.
You don't even care about that shit.
You know, you're so funny, dog. You should have gave us chains.
Me and Mark would have sold it for you.
Damn, Mark.
Mark, never going to meet them nigger allegations.
I can see this one again. I think he might.
the world don't know here a nigga.
Who?
Yeah, they don't.
The masses don't know that marks a nigger.
Even after the chicken shit came out.
They slept that right under the road.
The chicken shit.
That should have told you.
I walked in this morning and he was stashing.
That's different.
That's Ramadan stashing.
That's stashing so that when sunset hits, I'll have food.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm not, I paid for it.
I'm just putting it away.
First time, that was just regular stealing.
It's like that scamming conversation.
It's hilarious, show.
But, yeah, I see it when, I think he's going to get this month again.
I could see it.
Yeah.
I could only see one thing holding him back.
Talking.
Oh, shit.
Go.
That's your man.
Having something to say.
I'm like, oh, wow.
This is terrible.
I mean, I had some free time.
I'm going to let it go.
Eventually.
But,
But in your free time.
Because he shouldn't be allowed
to be part of the month ever.
And
it should come with cash prizes.
Why would you, why would you strife to get it
if you're not getting no fucking money?
She said your joke.
She was like, hey.
I couldn't fucking tell.
I know. I'm slow walking it
because he'll get an attitude if I do it fast.
All right. I only see
one thing holding them back.
Take two.
They do.
Come on, somebody asked me.
What are you seeing all in the back, Joe?
Listen, I had some free time, and I did look up child prodigy.
Oh, shit.
I know.
This is where you were going.
I would have never allowed this.
I looked.
Shut the fuck up.
So, yeah, I don't know now.
Yeah.
Well, what is it?
What is the definition?
Well.
Really?
I don't, but ICE is a dick too because you being a dick.
All right, I got it for you.
I don't be it.
Right here.
And then we can find some fun.
I used to go somewhere else.
I have the definition.
I have a question.
You can ask a question while he looks.
With child prodigies, when they grow, what is next?
Is it an adult prodigy?
Teenage prodigy.
Okay.
And then a adult prodig.
Yeah.
I think that's the order operation.
May I put you not a prodigy, you're just dope, right?
Oh, that's true.
Like Stevie Wonder was a child prodigy.
Now he's a legend.
Now he's a legend.
A child prodigy is defined as a person under the age of 10 who produces meaningful, expert level work in a specific domain such as music, mathematics, or art.
Often possessing high intelligence and intense rage to master their craft and exceptional memory, these rare individuals,
he's got a good memory.
Estimated at 1 in 5 to 10 million.
For like 10 years.
Often cluster in rules
and rules based fields.
Okay.
The end.
Okay.
What's your point, Joe?
We had to be 10 and under.
So it was bright.
It was more than bright.
It still is.
And is bright.
Yeah.
He's a goddamn genius.
Yeah.
Child priorities is not for sports, too?
That's not a sport thing?
It might be.
I don't know.
Yeah, it could be.
I need to know what.
Like LeBron James was a child prodigy.
There's people that played chess and they were
prodigies. Right, because they said rule-based
sports, right. With you
is what? Mathematics, okay. See, I just straight assume
some basketball shit. No, that's cool, though.
That's racist. That's my bad.
He's not even dark enough.
You're so stupid.
You're a fool, brother. So you were
mathematics prodigy.
Can we get this off of my mother?
Did she ask what your area was?
I want, yeah, he's a mathematics project.
Okay, shit.
Ain't anybody taking that from my boy?
Can't.
But pull some algebra out.
Watch what this thing could do to.
Awesome.
He's tripling down.
That's my thing right.
You think you're going to back pedal?
What you're crazy?
Y'all, I thought I was going to come here and read the definition.
He'd be like, all right.
Are y'all insane?
Do you know?
Do you know?
I thought he would.
Have you met him?
I didn't know what it meant, clearly.
Let me settle.
Well, you stick to it even when they say the 5 to 30 million people.
people think that don't
do nothing for you? He could have been
one of that number. That's my final question and I'm done, I promise.
I swear I swear to God.
Yeah, why do people put their own shit on
somebody else?
Take that.
I'm just saying, so just because
somebody else wasn't great or you don't know that
many great people, that don't mean that somebody
that you know or you came in contact
could be great just because you may
not recognize their greatness.
Just because you was always in detention, bum?
No, I was in detention too.
He was developing new mathematical
Why don't know if I
Why don't know if I wouldn't have been a
If I wouldn't have been a neighborhood
They call them Pythagoras around in that newer bed
They call them Pythagoras
That was his first street name
They don't know what that is
See what I'm saying?
It's all right
I don't know what a pathagic is
You're a fooler, bro
I was an M. I was an M.
In Fitzpatrick I was a MIG.
Mentally gifted.
It's a place where a mentally gifted kids go.
I scored high.
They call it GT.
GT.
Gifting and talented.
Okay, yeah.
You was in that.
Prodigies are about that.
Why we can't ask
this regular question?
Because he's defensive to him.
I'm learning listening to y'all.
You're lucky this nigga speak to y'all.
You might have behavior issues or something.
I don't know.
You still, I did.
But I was still a day.
Damn.
We got to talk to the mom and them.
For what?
Lock their shit in.
Oh, boy.
We need a fucking year.
hands out there. Let me just settle on this matter
so that y'all don't fuck with Ish every week.
It was, settling, Mark.
Isch was a mentally gifted student.
The world, he didn't mean
child prodigy literally. He's gifted.
Yes, the fuck he did. So instead of picking on the word
prodigy, just focus the fact that he was saying that he was a very
talented, gifted young man who got shot.
No, he was a child prodigy.
No, he's a child motherfucker.
Word, moment.
This nigga here with the green eyes was a child prodigy.
If he wasn't, I think he's an adult prodig.
The only one in the whole state of New Jersey, according to those
numbers.
Straight up.
The only fucking child prodigy
in fucking New Jersey.
In math.
In math.
Who else puts things to bed like us?
We did that one.
Come on.
Listen, the league got together
to discuss new ways to not
incentivize losing
the tanking matter, is getting out of hand.
Even though they find two teams
to all the week, 800 grand, 500 grand.
Did they?
Yeah, they did.
Billionaires, don't give a fuck.
Oh, you're right off.
Yeah.
So they did have a meeting to discuss ways to fix that.
And I thought some of them were pretty interesting.
And to be clear, Adam Silver told the league there will be a change next year.
While they haven't worked out the rules, he says something's going to happen.
He told all 30 of the GMs, something going to happen next year.
Good.
And these were some of the ones they considered.
First round picks can be protected only top four or top 14.
That's a big one.
Okay.
Right?
lottery, and that's probably the most likely one to me,
lottery odds freeze at the trade deadline or a later date.
That's going to happen.
That's definitely what I'm going to be.
I think the next few, the first half of these, I can see 100% happening.
Yeah.
The lottery odds freeze at the trade deadline.
I don't love that.
And I'll tell you, I think it's going to happen, but I don't love it because sometimes
you really do get a catastrophic injury.
I mean, as a Philadelphia, who knows tanking, but also no injury.
If Joyland B.
Slips on a banana pill in February, which he will, you know,
I mean a lot of years, and then suddenly I go from being in second place to being in 12th place,
to me that's not tanking.
Like, that shit happens.
That's the only thing I, you can get bad luck in the second half of the season.
Or we've seen teams do the exact opposite, where the beginning of the season, they play in like shit,
and then they just go on this 30 and three streak post-all-Star game.
Now what do we do?
Right.
But you still, if you make the playoffs, you still don't get, it don't matter, right?
But if you miss it by one game, well, that goes.
But if they cap it, right?
Right at all start, right before.
Your lottery odds.
But if you don't make,
but if you make the playoffs,
you don't,
the lottery odds are moot.
But where it gets interesting is
they also are considering adding play in,
the play in teams.
So if you lose the play in,
that also gets,
gets added in, right?
The lottery odds are extended
to the play in teams.
Okay.
But what else?
No longer allowing a team
to pick top four
in consecutive years.
These are the,
this is the set that I love.
This is the set.
I love this whole set.
That's that Philly shit.
And or,
fuck off.
And or.
or after consecutive bottom three finishes.
Yeah.
Yep.
And the next one.
Yeah.
And then the next one.
But just for that clear, that one, yeah.
I mean, that's, it gets good except, I don't know.
I'm thinking about Golden State the year where they got, they got Steph, they got Clay, and they got Draymond, right?
No, Steph, Clay and who was the third?
There was another.
My point is, they built the team, honestly.
They just weren't ready to win yet.
And so they got three lottery, but they weren't tanking.
They just weren't ready to win yet.
That's the only thing I don't like, as opposed to the Sixers who were kind of
losing on purpose.
Teams can't pick top four the year after making conference finals.
Yeah.
Oh wow.
That's a super interesting one.
I love that one.
I love that one.
I love that one.
You said you don't?
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Because what happens is teams are out here making deals, right?
So I might trade parks in 2022 and I might get a first rounder in 2027.
We didn't, we weren't that when we traded for that first rounder in 22.
He wasn't shit.
Exactly.
But now we might go kick up.
Now you're going to penalize us for being good and take away our first round pick.
I don't think that's fair.
No, not take away your first round pick.
I mean, top four.
You can't get a top four pick.
And any team that makes the conference final typically wouldn't get a top four pick.
However, we have to bar against some of this shit that the Mavs did.
The Mams went to the finals.
And in the very next year, no.
But look, that's not based on lottery.
That's based on trades that we made.
I'm not sure this rules for the trade situation you're talking about.
I get what you're saying.
But the Mavs made the finals and then got high, they got lottery picks the next year.
Y'all are talking past each other.
I think the situation you're talking about is, like Boston, when they kept winning,
but we gave a terrible trade for Markell Fultz and they had our lottery pick,
even though they were winning.
I don't think this rule is for we have a pick that we got from a trade later on.
I think it's saying if you're in the conference finals, you can't lose your way into a top four pick the next year.
Well, I think they are saying that, which is where the top four protective.
rule will come in.
Yo, would you even be able to?
If you're in a conference finals, you can't lose your way into the top.
Because you don't get one of the lottery.
No, the following year.
The following year.
So, like, this year, I make the conference finals.
The next year you take.
This is the situation they're working about.
Teams that get right up to the limit and they know they're not going to ever win
a championship.
They got veteran players.
They're older.
We're not going to win a championship.
So they're like, fuck it.
Let's rebuild.
Okay.
They're trying to stop that team.
Let's rest are aging players that might help us win, i.e.,
exactly what Washington is doing right now.
Exactly.
if they were able to win and get,
if winning were a part of this process,
Trey Young will be on the floor.
And he's going to do something about trading for injured players
to affect your cap and affect who's able to play.
Now, teams are actively trading for injured players
to sit them down so they can tank.
They're doing a lot.
There's a lot going to be.
Probably play the last 10 games of this year of 20 games,
but that's not going to help down on the situation.
So they're like, we're just going to come back next year.
So, again, the conference thing bothers me again,
because you can have a catastrophic injury on a player.
Things can happen.
But I get the logic of it
because teams are really exploiting this shit.
Lottery odds allocated based on two-year records.
Yeah.
That's better.
That's better.
Unless you've been tanking.
I was just going to say,
now you still take.
If you look at the Sixers example,
you take for longer than two years.
Y'all was getting every year, yo.
Y'all had a good run of like five years
of just getting top three picks
and not doing shit with it.
Still blowing.
Well, I wouldn't say not doing shit.
Fuck y'all, but I get your point, but your points were still blow them.
And B was a pretty good pick.
One.
Yeah, keep going.
Who else?
We had three top, we had three.
Fultz, Ben Simmons.
They were all in a row, but I get your point.
We're not unpack the Sixers process.
I'm just saying, not to make it about the Sixers.
I'm saying the point is teams, it wasn't just about who they're picking.
It's about teams like drafting injured guys.
It's about not having any veterans on the team.
It's about creating a culture of losing.
To me, the Sixers problem wasn't so much to tanking.
It was all the other things attached to it that just made it really bad.
And that's why Hinkie was.
Sam Hinky was eventually let go,
among other reasons,
or he quit,
but among other reasons
he was pushed out
was because the league doesn't want
to create a culture of losing.
And it's not good for young players
to be in situations
where they're not around anybody
who's even trying to win
because some of the veteran players
will tell you like five,
six years in,
if you don't know how to win
or you never work to win,
it's hard to just become a winner,
even if you have the talent.
Lottery extended to include
all playing teams,
and then flatten the odds
for all lottery teams.
That's an interesting one.
Flatened the odds.
So that means it'd be like pre-1985,
pre-pre-Patrick you.
Was it 85?
It was after the Patrick Ewing draft
that they added the lottery.
So the idea would be that
whether you had the worst record or the...
Yeah, but then it was another year
where the Knicks had the worst record
where that was the first year
they implemented the new system of
or it doesn't just go to the losing,
the most losing tens.
Like the Knicks were getting fucked
on so many different fronts.
Yeah.
But I like the idea of flattening it
because then it's like, again,
you want to try to win
because no one wants to necessarily
lose out on purpose
to get the fourth.
14th pick in the draft.
But if you knew you had a shot at the number one, you will.
And so...
Why don't they help me out?
Because I don't follow the draft like that.
Why not just the teams that don't make the playoffs?
You all go into a...
What's the little rolling ball shit?
You pick out.
They do.
But what happens is if you're the worst team...
You get more balls.
You get way more balls.
You're saying, why is it like that?
Why not one ball per team?
To make it...
Because if you make...
It makes it unfair.
you know, if I'm 0 in 82
and you're 41 and 41 and you missed
the playoffs by half a game in the West.
Now you get the first pick.
And then you get the first pick.
The rich get richer.
I mean, that's the logic of it.
But you try to create a level of parity in the league
to make the league competitive.
So if you just missed the playoffs
and I'm ass and I still go to be ass
and now you get the first player to draft,
the teams that ain't shit, they still ain't shit.
I get it.
And the reason for ICE was because
God damn.
God.
God damn, aren't we?
What the fuck is going on this?
I hate this guy.
The first time I heard it and it wasn't for me.
So.
That was enjoyable.
The Knicks get stomped out again.
I saw you at the game.
That's why I got stomp on.
I'm not making a correlation.
That's the right word, right?
Mathematically.
That's what they say when when he comes, they lose, right?
But I just know that when Joe goes to the game,
they lose.
the Knicks
victories seem to be lower.
When Pop goes to the game,
Joe's father's here,
they have an extraordinary record.
That's wild.
And last night I saw on Instagram
that you were at the game
and I was thinking,
the Knicks should win this game.
This is a winnable game for the Knicks.
It was favored to win it.
Y'all were favored to be.
There were ever a game
where I had to put my poker chips
to the center of the table.
It would have been that one.
Yeah.
And then you sat down in your seats
and what happened?
And we lost.
You would think of real lover
where the Knicks didn't go.
We lost.
Not just a loss.
We got blown out.
again.
I'm saying close.
Out-tuffed.
If you love the team,
you would think you wouldn't go.
You wouldn't sacrifice your team
for date night.
That's what it said.
Hashtag Day Night.
When did you say that?
I didn't see that.
I've seen it.
I'm my baby must put that.
That was no shot at you.
I love you,
everybody.
Love you, baby.
Love you, too.
Yeah, no, they lost.
They lost.
All the Pistons fans
are talking shit.
They ain't they bad.
Listen, we might be,
we may be in the middle of
Kade's MVP.
season just by way of he's earning that, but also by way of default,
because nobody else will be eligible for the MVP.
Oh, yeah.
Joker, not.
SGA, no, Wimby, no.
Wow, not enough games.
Not enough games.
Yeah, not enough games.
Per the new rules.
So if I have to vote for what's left, it looks like Kauai versus Kade.
Mm.
And they both killing.
They both killing.
Yeah, he dropped 40 whatever points on our headtop last night.
I still don't think Detroit.
Don't forget the assists and the rebounds.
I still don't think, yeah, yeah, he did a lot.
I still don't think Detroit is scary.
But, dog, last year we never beat Boston, the whole regular season, beat them in the playoffs.
We never beat.
It was another team.
We never beat all that year.
So I'm not going to make too much of this.
But it was depressing.
It was depressing.
I was ready to leave with 10 minutes left in the quarter.
But then my driver parked wherever the fuck he parked.
Now I had to sit in this blowout.
I'm like, yo, so we ready.
He's like, I'm going to need 15 minutes.
I'm like, it's six minutes left in a blowout, dog.
Get here, please.
Jesus.
And in other basketball news, I got to give Lamello Ball the award
for the coolest car accident I ever saw in my life.
What a way to ram a innocent driver off the road.
No, he did that so smooth in that camouflage, Lego-looking Hummer.
And then had the Hornets people pull up, talk to the cops, pull up the Uris.
I'm going to hop in the Uris and drive away while you all hand let.
You got to give this young guy all the credit in the world for being smooth and reckless.
And rich.
Because they showed all the camera.
Yeah, that was a bad driving.
It was you.
It was you.
He might have been getting his dick sucked.
He might have been texting.
He was debating what was happening in that car.
He was doing something in that car.
He was distracted.
What else is he did they do in Charlotte, but get your dick suck while you driving?
And that's what they do it with the ease too.
For real, in Charlotte?
Shout out.
With the ease head, the headie monsters come out.
What?
You were starting NBA point about moving to fucking Charlotte.
Charlotte.
Are you shitting me off the humbug?
They got them.
Yeah.
Yeah, you ain't got to tell me.
I'm sure.
Just glad everybody's safe.
Indeed.
Exactly.
And faithful.
Of course.
And faithful.
And faithful.
I'm sure it was just.
Gola Mello ball.
Way to do it.
If I'd have been the other dude, I'd have been pissed.
Why?
That's why you got to keep a bat in the car for times like that.
Joe.
You've seen who it was.
When you've seen the hornets pull up, we're good.
We're good.
Oh, actually, my neck hurts and my back hurt.
Facts.
What?
Yeah, I'm at the hospital.
I'm traumatized.
And I can never go back to work again.
I know.
I can't drive.
I'm walking with a limp.
The only way to fix that is the pad one side with some spanky.
It's true.
What you're talking about?
I'm good.
That's why we took care of you at.
after your basketball injury, man.
Good folks over at JCP Insurance.
Anyway.
Look at his face.
He didn't get an ice bag.
He's so confused.
Anyway, speaking of walking with a limp,
there's a few things that I do have to walk back from the last part.
One, the sexual assault and a sexual abuse victim from the Tyra Banks,
America's Next Top Model, Doc.
We got to walk it all back.
Why, what happened?
I've been watching America's Next Top Model all week.
I've been watching the interviews from that time.
Okay.
This girl wanted it.
I ain't want to say nothing.
I didn't want to be that guy because they'll rag you in the comments.
Now I understand why.
See, and that's why women are tricky.
That's why she never used those words.
Oh, okay.
Because she was very clear on camera saying,
oh, we got these dudes coming over.
I'm fucking one of them.
I got a boyfriend.
Oh, before she was drinking.
Yeah, I got a boyfriend.
but I don't care.
She said, I drunk two bottles of wine.
I'm fucking ready.
And then she did a few interviews where she was talking about it around that time.
And she said, yeah, I got laid some, smashed some now.
Wanted some and I got some.
Oh.
Has she later said something different, or is this just the documentary is making it sound like she's saying something different?
The documentary presents her.
And there's a few other girls from that that they have under investigation now.
Tyra's right back
I don't know if it's Tyra
the producers somebody somebody
swinging back
I would
I wouldn't say this is what happened
You damn right
I was quiet like a churchmowers
because I don't want the beef
But you knew that
You didn't see it
No but I thought you didn't see it
I didn't see it
But the people told me
It's a prodig man
You know what people have to see shit
You know people tell me about
You know that's not my bag
But my friends watch all of that shit
And they were saying it like
yo dog
she was
she wasn't coerced
it was consensual
the way that they said it
it was like it was consensual
but I didn't want to get up here
and then you know
in this climate
you can't say to blame
yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think it's important to say that
it's one thing to be like
I'm not disagreeing
with your decision
but I think it's one thing
if we just say
yeah she wanted it
because that sounds like we're saying
like that sounds cave baby
that sounds very awful and disgusting
but if we say
there's evidence of her prior to being
inebriated saying
I'm about to drink
and have sex with somebody.
Yeah.
I think that's a reasonable thing
to introduce to the conversation.
I want to hear all the facts,
but that doesn't sound crazy.
I get what you're saying,
but we are in the climate of believe the victim.
You say anything else,
you're part of the problem.
But what I'm saying is it doesn't sound like,
and I didn't watch it yet.
She didn't actually say anything different.
It sounds like the documentary
is making her sound like she's saying something.
Yeah, they just painted it in a certain amount.
This isn't about believing the victim or not.
It's about the documentary.
No, but I mean, they had her,
they had her on there as well,
painting the picture.
picture of of S.A.
And then y'all promoted my S.A.
And made me call my man for cheating.
All the ghosties.
What do you guys think about inviting them over for dinner and like drinks?
We were like, duh.
This is right.
Okay.
Yes, especially because like the guy that rode, that drove me around was so hot.
And we had such a great connection, but he didn't end up showing up.
It was like the other guys.
So I was a little disappointed at first.
very different
because it was also like
testosterone
like people like dudes
that we could
get at home
and they're all super
I'm called all meal college
so just imagine my struggle
yeah and they were so nice
so
you know
I don't think I ate
that night
and then I think I had
two bottles of wine by myself
and then
somebody's like
oh whoa
the hot tub works
what are you talking about
and then they were like
oh let's get in and so like we
and then I see like
Mercedes and we
you know what's crazy is we
me April Mercedes had this conversation
before we got in
of like let's behave ourselves
this is fucked up
and then like I looked at this dude
and he looked at me and he just like
grabbed me and I was like
let's do this
And then April's like, I gotta go.
I have a boyfriend.
Bye.
Wait.
See, this is very different.
And then, yeah.
So one of her home girls left because she had a boyfriend.
She said what I should have did.
I said bye.
I was still.
There's more to this, but I don't need to play it.
I was still on the side of maybe we weren't wrong until the end when she's like, yes, let's do this.
That's clearly.
That's it.
Yeah.
Because just thinking a dude is hot or whatever, it's not mean that you were fucking consent.
I'm with ICE.
We got to.
to believe all victims
one
but I've also
had a hot tub before
I've had in some hot tub
I can tell you
when a hot tub is around
it kind of go like she was
described
ooh does a hot tub
does it work?
Who?
Hot tub sex sucks
who can you three
you got a t-shirt?
Sucks.
You got a little something
what did you say?
Hot tub sex sucks
personally
Yeah but hot tub
as a precursor to sex.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not.
It's not.
What you say?
What you say?
What did you say, Faree?
I just, I just disagreed with her.
That's all.
That hot tub, sex.
Let me.
Yeah, I'm not a fan of it.
Yeah, it's way.
I've never done it.
What makes it suck?
Sex and water in general.
Sex and water.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You already know, you know, I'm like a smaller dick girl.
It's already.
You know what I mean?
You fucking in the hot tub a lot?
Mm-hmm.
The one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The one?
be going to say first.
I'm so glad you did it first.
I think you say he fucked in your hot tub.
That is what he's saying.
That is exactly what he said.
Yo, niggas was, ugh.
Yeah, that's gross.
Niggas wasn't clean.
The niggas just jump right in there the next day.
Just feel that bitch out.
I was about to say, when you focus about this hot tub, is the rule, like, drain it?
The hot tub.
Yeah, what are?
Withdrawing, your honor.
Yeah, that is.
That was wild.
Yeah, drain it.
Yeah.
There's some trading happening
For sure
It's ill
Oh
Treyed the tub
Yo
What are you're talking about
Man,
man, bro.
They think it was nasty
Ew
No
I don't know
When the documentaries
and stuff
That must have been
A nice hot tub
That must have been
The shit with the
12 Jets
That must have been
the shit
with the staircase
Hot tub
That must have been
The hot tub
Premium Plus
4
No you got to see this
I'm telling you baby
no come on
yo when y'all do this
it makes me seem like a horrible guy
you are horrible guy oh god
you want us to shield it
no be horrible nigga
I want to get better
no you don't
no you don't
moma you was fucking in the hot tub a lot
no not a lot
but I have it's just ass
or the blow up
the blow up
the blow upto
I never fucked in the bull up
that wasn't ever
I've never seen one
you and you just boiled some water
You fucked in the tub full of boiling water before.
Okay, now he's like, I'm all right.
Okay, I'm done.
I'll finish, huh?
That's crazy.
That's my time.
Well, I'm glad you clarified that.
Is there any other type of doc fall out?
I need to watch this thing.
When you watch the documentary, it's always in the eyes of the document tour.
I'm a big fan of documentaries.
Whatever they're trying to convey, that's what they convey, period.
And again, like I said, Rem has been telling me that TikTok has been on this train
that everything was horrible over there for a while.
So they probably saw that trend.
It was like, oh, we could paint this doc
real quick and easy.
It's been like a thing on TikTok for years.
Well, I mean, I'm not trying to take them off the hook.
There were 97 bad things that happened in the dock.
Just because just one is a little different.
I'm walking back the SA part.
You can't walk back to race swapping.
Yeah, at all.
Because that explained why.
Remember we came in and we were thrown off
and their reaction to this story.
early in the front.
Yeah.
Versus how they responded to some of the later drama.
It was like something don't add up here.
Maybe that's why.
They're just looking at the horny white girl who wanted to smash the hot delivery driver.
And, yo, white girls, y'all?
Oh, God.
Get with?
On God, yo.
I said, oh, God.
White girls, they, like, one little thing on you.
It's happening.
Oh, my God.
Is that what you're from, CJ Max?
They'd be ready to.
Go. Are they still like that issue?
I have no idea.
Well, you don't know now, but do you think?
Are they still on go like that?
I think so, yeah.
All of them.
I think so, yeah.
Shout out the white girls.
For sure.
The white girls, that's like escorty.
That I wouldn't even, it didn't cause none.
The spicy man ayes.
Hey, that's always nice.
Anyway, what else is important?
Yo, just real quick, just take 10 seconds.
I know y'all weren't fans of the Cat Williams dot.
I mean the Cat Williams special.
Some of you.
If you can get past the first 15 minutes of it,
it actually turns into a very good comedy special.
Oh, yeah?
The last half hour is as good as the first half is not good.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's all.
Because I know a lot of people were saying they didn't get through it.
It's, you know, I said, okay.
No, I was talking.
Go ahead.
That's it.
That's what I was very funny.
And I was very upset and disappointed,
and then I kept going, and it was great.
That's all.
I want to watch the.
the Sammore stand-up because I absolutely love Samor.
I love her.
I watched it last night.
And I read something that said that she was catching heat over something.
Yo, that's a good way to make me watch whatever you got going on.
Like if I see a publication say, you're catching heat over it.
I'm running right to it.
Samoa.
Samoa stand-up was good for our age group.
That's the best way I could put it.
Samoa's one of the funniest motherfuckers breathing.
You could tell, like, a lot of the jokes were old, it's for older crowd.
Were they funny?
Yeah.
Some more lucky.
I wasn't frequenting these comedy shows back in the...
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
I'm a little.
I ain't to always come off like I'm horny because I'm not.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, today.
Today right now?
What?
I haven't seen it.
Yeah, she's still got it.
Well, if we'd fuck Cher, we'd fuck some more, right?
Night and day.
Well, yeah.
Literally.
This guy's great.
Day and night.
There we go.
But I do want to watch it.
They said...
That's a long stop.
It says she was catching heat
because there was a murder
at a dollar store in the town
that she did the stand-up
and in her stand-up
she was like,
if I ever get killed
and it's in a dollar store,
just lie and say that she was at CBS.
That's good.
I think that's funny.
It's a good joke.
It is a good joke.
But I can see why somebody.
Nah, I can see why.
And this is why Dave Chappelle
and Bill Burr and them niggas
lock your phone up
when you come to the show.
This is the one place I should be able to be insensitive.
Yeah.
I like my comedy insensitive.
I'm saying.
Obviously, same.
Yeah, like, I'm good.
I mean, there's lines, but that ain't nowhere near the line.
I understand, though.
I could understand the people of that town,
and I could understand somebody feeling away about that,
especially if it just happened.
If it just had, I get it.
I'm just saying I get it.
I might not have felt that way, but I get it.
How fresh are we talking?
If there was a week, like, is the tape still up?
I just have to say, like.
A lot of people, a lot of comments.
You get in the city and you ask what's going on or you say where the ghetto at because you want to throw a jab at.
You know what I mean?
Every show I think I say the same thing.
Like, where you from or whatever?
Oh, pick your pocketbooks up because they didn't hear that side of town or whatever.
But I don't know.
Me personally, I enjoy that kind of shit.
That's why I was a big fan of Paul Mooney because I heard that people would walk out during the sets.
That's what made me even interested in him.
So I don't know.
But as far as people filming, every time I start, I ask you not to film in every show.
somebody got to like you're not even smart enough to turn
the fucking light or they just film you they don't care
niggas don't care are you gonna start doing the baggies
when you I'm not there yet but I mean
when you can't is that something you would do?
For sure I mean this is the thing about it though for real
you're gonna like it more if I don't feel like I'm taped
like I'm telling me if I can get busy up here
we're gonna have fun like me and tape at
I have to watch my mouth peer me I don't have to watch my mouth
if y'all not tape with me so y'all want to have fun or not
I pitch it just like that and most of the time
people still film it still do and I legit turn light on
bitch and I embarrass people every show because it's
stupid. Good for you. At least you can do
is cut the light off and be sneaky. Motherfuckers.
Do you kick them out?
Second or third time, yeah.
If you keep going, yeah.
Because I know, this is the thing about comedy.
You want them saucy, you want them to laugh.
They saucy so they're not listening. So, like, be real.
You know what I mean? Like, people don't listen.
And they might not necessarily be filming, like, the entirety of a joke.
They might just be awesome. I'm here watching Mona.
You know what I think, though? I think that it's more like my best he
couldn't come. I'm a film set for my friend.
I really think they're doing that.
Yeah, the whole set is nasty.
Also, I don't want to be sitting there like the fucking cameraman for the whole show at all.
I have people, me do a show and people on FaceTime with somebody the whole time.
By the time they get to the meet break, she's right here when I first started.
That would happen.
I'm not going to lie.
I've been to a concert where someone was on FaceTime.
Yeah, concerts all the time.
People do it.
It's like, I don't.
Yeah, it's weird.
So, I don't know.
Even when I find myself at events doing this too long, I put it in my pocket.
Because it's like, if you're doing this, you're trying to catch the view for your camera.
You're not in the moment.
You're not in the moment.
Fuck them videos and had fun.
You know what I mean?
That's my least favorite thing about shows now.
It feels like so many people are not in the moment.
Everybody's like making content.
The great thing about that new edition show we was at
was that because I guess it's our generation.
There weren't a lot of phones out.
I was struck by how many phones were now.
Most of the old niggas phones are dead.
Popping that flip phone over.
Yeah, the motherfuckers get the...
Everybody I know into that fucking show.
When?
The new edition show.
And everybody had their phones out.
That's the only way you know.
Because everybody down is doing it for the gram.
Yeah.
Niggas is going on vacation for the gram, not for relaxation.
They just doing it to start.
Restaurants, all that shit.
And that's why every time you have a night and you don't get no pictures, you know you had a ball.
That was the night.
Facts.
That was a night.
You know what's the best night.
If your outfit good, you're a little irritated, you can get a picture.
But for the most part, it's like, yeah, I had fun.
I didn't get no pictures on my birthday.
Indeed.
You didn't get no pictures in your birthday?
No, no.
I had to grab them from other people with videos.
I was looking for this comedian.
I might go see her show next month.
in the city in March.
Oh, you're gonna go see another woman comics.
It's funny you sit with a woman comic all the time.
I mean, this one right here, though.
Wow.
You know?
That's my son, you know.
I think she's funny.
So you got a footh by a niggas.
My son, yo.
Ain't that something.
Oh, she's a fun and funny.
Wow.
I just know she's funny.
Ah, okay.
That's all.
And I've been watching.
The people that I think are fun when they hit the road, I check out the dates, see when they're going to be in New York.
True.
That's great.
You'd like to support people.
It's amazing, especially women.
Glamour, you know, like dating a wealthy man, but do you know how exhausting it is constantly having to pretend that I don't want his money?
What's the name?
What's the name?
What's the money?
Every fucking time we go out to dinner
He's like, do you want it still or sparkling water?
Tap water's fine, okay?
Let me tell you something.
I grew up 20 minutes away from Flint, Michigan.
Tap water is never fucking fun.
Got a few clips that are pretty funny.
I'm going to check it out.
That was hilarious.
Crystal Marie is her name.
She's somewhere in March.
She's good.
Nice rack on her.
Crystal Marie?
People that can't see at home.
Great tits.
You will?
I got you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I love comedy.
These motherfuckers are crazy.
No, I am Christian.
No, I really, I really do love Chris.
You want to go?
Yeah.
Fuck both of you.
Fuck both of y'all.
And y'all love it.
Oh, yeah, she is funny.
Yeah, she's funny.
Funny and shit.
Oh, yeah.
She's funny.
She's funny.
She is funny, though.
She is funny, though.
You all want to go, Corey, you want to go?
Fucking right.
She's funny.
I'll never speak to y'all again.
You see ice?
Yeah, she's fucking.
She's not funny she is.
She's funny as hell.
What's your favorite joke?
This one.
This one.
Knockers.
Knock her.
Just walk in the room.
Y'all are fucking.
You said knockers.
Knockers.
I haven't heard tits called knockers since 1986.
Oh, my Lord.
Oh, she's in the Jersey.
Oh, shit.
He's going to go see her.
Joe already got his tickets.
Next one.
Wow.
Her stater was called,
Oh,
call me mommy.
It's called Call Me Mommy?
Oh, well.
I mean,
yeah, it's family.
Speaking of Call Me Mommy,
because I'm sorry,
delayed reaction.
When you was fucking in the hot tub,
you was on top or she was on top?
Who was doing the fucking?
She was on top.
Okay, all right.
Every time?
Or it.
And some of us from the back.
So she was doing numbers
and you got to lay like a kingpin.
brought you.
So you don't really know how tough it is
to be doing the fucking in a hot tub.
Well, if you, on the back, you do.
You still got to fuck.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
All right, that's it.
I don't have no more of ice hot tub sex
story.
Thank you.
The room be on pins and needles
like I'm saying something important.
Is this shit getting weird?
No, yeah.
We were being forced to imagine the scene.
Oh, sorry.
20 minutes later, so you put your finger on this hot tub?
Hey.
Nice lives, man.
What's new Uncle Tenderism?
Yes, yeah, because I knew that was going to happen.
What happened?
Everybody knew that that was going to happen
except for Uncle Tendanism.
And then when we tried to tell Uncle Tendronism
that this is what was going to happen,
he showed out.
He said, that's my man, this is my white brother.
He would never...
That's exactly what he said.
Us a sick master get a cold and eyes will get a cold.
He's old, though.
He's sick, boss.
That's what I'm saying?
The older people with the good,
and they just they wit who they wit and that's it you can't tell them nothing about these people.
He come from a different generation anyway but I feel like no matter what we will be in behind his
old ass and we will help him out but we all knew that was going to happen. We did. We seen the
set up you know. So Uncle Tendernism which is the older black gentleman who popularized the
destination smokehouse restaurant out there in Cali somewhere and and that's a white man
that owns it.
Right.
And that white man trademarked the term, the name,
Tenderism, whatever it is.
Tenderism.
And people tried to tell, homeboy, hey, he tried to trademark this three different ways
without including you.
You might want to just be careful.
And the older gentleman was like, no, I'm getting paid.
That's my man.
It's fine.
So now word on the street is that they've split up.
Old Mr. Tendronism is not working with the,
white man, even though the white man is still publishing
videos on his page to make it look like
they are. Of course. I have not
fact check this, but the older
gentleman is saying, hey, y'all can follow me
on here, which is his own socials now.
He's calling himself
the original Mr.
Tenderism. And he might actually be
using Tenderism now instead
of Tendronism.
But yeah, he's got people offering to
open up restaurants for him out in Houston
that he's negotiating currently
and he's showing us all this on
his socials.
That's good.
Hopefully,
white boy Roy
didn't get the recipe.
Because once you got the recipe,
it's a rap.
That's not true.
Not necessarily.
He can give someone
to all the recipe in the world.
They didn't got the sauce.
Right.
Yeah.
And it's selling is him.
It's him.
It's the fact that he's this older
guy doing barbecue,
so that my word would be
he just gets himself in another bad deal
because he don't know what the fuck is doing.
One, once
you scale anyway,
the man not going to be at every single restaurant,
every single night.
So I had to teach somebody how to do what I'm doing
so that the flavor could be the same
even when I'm there or when I'm not there.
That's a good point.
So once I give the shit away to your sauce point.
But that's the thing though,
they didn't go viral for the taste of the food.
They were viral for the flavor and slither.
Yeah, and him.
It's young.
Yeah, nobody knows how I have food taste,
but Keithley and Jordan.
Facts.
And I don't even think,
and I feel like the situation like that,
people go to their restaurant,
they're going to take a picture.
with him. Lime alone, they ain't even get no barbecue.
It's him. I ain't going to hold you.
When Salt Bay had his running was open enough
restaurants, niggas told me that steak
tasted like pure rubber. Donkeys shit.
They said that steak was horrible.
They didn't get a fuck. Niggas was going for the picture
of the little salt sprinkled shit. They were coming with a
briefcase and do all that extra shit they was doing
and then do the little... He started getting kinky.
Start kissing niggas bitches in the mouth.
Throwing food in your chick mouth.
Yeah, he started getting kinky. For you to watch me,
I get to lick your girl's titty.
Great marketing and a push a bad product.
True.
Yeah.
A restaurant, any of that.
Yeah.
And a heartbeat.
And to, to, Mona, your point,
I don't know that Mr.
The original Mr. Tendanism
is trying to get in a deal.
Yeah.
I don't know if he's trying to be a restaurant owner, right?
He could just be licensing
or attempting to license his name
and his popularity to somebody who has the money
is going to open up the restaurant,
get their own chefs in there,
and just bring a crowd.
Like, I don't know that he want to be barbed.
with the nuts and bolts of it.
A nigga George Foreman sold his name to them forming girls
and went on about his business.
That thing about people like Famous Amos who got screwed out of their name.
Famous Scott Falk.
And that's the stuff I'd be working about.
You can't even pass it on to your kids or whatever.
That's crazy.
That makes me.
Famous Amos.
Bob Ross.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, Bob Ross.
The original McDonald's, McDonald's brothers.
Yeah.
Everybody gets fucked.
It's fucked.
True.
Yeah.
That's a good doc, too.
It's not even a film on the McDonald's.
That is a good movie.
That's a really good thing.
Yeah.
It's a lot of McDonald's and Ray Crock and the whole situation.
It breaks down everything that happened, how he made his money,
how he screwed the McDonald's brothers or whatever.
Ray Crock.
Does anybody out of here have any advice for Mr. Tendonism?
The original one, not the white guy.
See, I think the advice for me, it varies depending on how old he is
and what's his financial situation already.
Like, if you are older,
And somebody comes and says, yo, you 75.
And I'm going to give you $5 million, $10 million.
You can live out the rest of your days in bliss and leave some money to your family.
Do, who the fuck want to be running around, opening a restaurant, doing all of that shit at that age?
You don't necessarily want to do that.
So if somebody comes along and you was broke for 75 years and they just say, yo, I'm going to give you 10 mil.
Give it here.
Whatever you make is what you make.
I could leave some money to my family that I wasn't going to be able to leave them prior to the.
meet and give it here. Now, if he
financially
okay, then it's a different conversation.
But I think it just depends on how
old he is. He doesn't look financially okay.
I know. And where his
financial standing is, I don't want to just assume.
But I think that matters. Nor is somebody
coming to give him 10 mil because his little
cute name. I'm just giving you
an example. Show me how to make the state.
Curse your things have happened.
Yo, we could scale this shit. We can franchise this shit.
Have one in L.A., have one in Vegas. Have one in
Houston. New York. Atlanta.
They can make money.
In all seriousness, I think somebody like you is the kind of person
needs to be talking to.
Like somebody who knows business but also isn't trying to exploit them.
You know what I mean?
And it's not that many people out there that will take, you know what I mean?
Well, I think somebody, whoever told him, because apparently you said he is trying to
trademark the name or his name now.
No, the white dude, they said trademark.
No, the white man got it.
No, but he's trying to do something with his, you know, like a variation.
So he got some information to all right, let me protect myself going forward.
Hopefully not too much too little too late hopefully
True
You never know it's gonna go viral
That's the whole thing
You know what I mean? You never know you just fucking around the internet
And then showing how to meet fall off the bone pause
Yeah two days later that shit everywhere
It really happens like that
Yeah
Yeah
Speaking of going viral is cool
Yeah speaking of going viral
Have you all seen the
video circulating around the internet
Regarding our brother Jim Jones
I did.
I haven't.
You haven't?
Nope.
Okay, I'll show it to you right now.
We'll pause and let you watch it and reflect.
Try it.
No, I felt bad.
I don't know what's true and what's not true,
but the video shows Jim Jones allegedly trying to kick open a door
of a place from which he has been allegedly evicted.
According to reports, this video came from 50 Cent,
who later put out paperwork that,
allegedly shows that he was evicted.
And I read it.
And I made the screen big.
I did too.
I didn't.
I ain't going to allow to you.
I did.
AI.
Like I said, I don't know it's true or not.
Jimmy legs too little.
No, from what I heard, some people close to the story told me that it's fake.
The paperwork is fake.
Said that the landlord is a bomb and said that he'll be doing shit.
And he tried to evict Jim.
And supposedly the document.
A non-payment, is that right?
supposedly the document that he created is a fake document that he just literally created on his own, allegedly.
So I don't know where it's going to fall, but that's what I heard.
And how about the kicking in the door part?
They said that the police came later on and made the landlord unlock the doors and leave the premises because Jim is renting the premises out legally and that's what I heard.
And that's what I heard.
Even if you were to be behind on your lease, you can't lock people.
Yeah, just lock people out.
It can't lock people out.
Yeah.
So that's what I heard.
Especially in New York.
And after that came out, a couple hours later, Jim did post in the studio.
Inside.
So, yeah, they said the police came and made the landlord unlock the doors and lead the premises.
So I don't know how true whichever side was, but I just want to be fed to Jim.
You know what I mean?
I make the nigger look like a bum to 7 million people.
See, but that's the hard part about the internet.
And I agree with you.
Like I said, I don't know what's true and what's not true.
I hope it's not true.
I hope he hasn't been evicted.
You know what I mean?
But once that video goes out, you spend the rest of your life trying to explain some shit.
and you can't roll that shit back.
Like, because there are a lot of people
that will see that video
and him trying to kick the door in
that'll never see a correction or replay or whatever.
And so it's like, that's what makes this shit
so diabolical.
See, I look at, Jim ain't trying to explain it.
Like, even in the video he put out,
he had the last dragon on the screen.
He laid up the boards and chopped the boards.
Like, he played, again, Jim, when he was up here,
he told us, anytime my name trend,
I'm just trying to roll with the algorithm now.
That's his day.
Like, a lot of people will come out
and immediately start trying to clear shit up,
he ain't doing that.
He ain't did it the last time.
But he did post himself in the place.
He wouldn't at least know he wasn't evicted.
Right, right.
But to show that, hey, I wasn't evicted,
I'm in the place.
I wasn't arrested.
And I'm laughing with you.
And I'm laughing.
Yeah.
Like, I'm making some fun out of this.
I like that about Jimmy, no.
I don't come off like fake.
He come off like he's bitten with, you know.
I'm bothered.
They had the whole thing when he was saying,
oh, the heat is off.
He's in there, y' up, you know.
Yeah, with the fire.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like whatever y'all say, I'm going to play into it.
I'm going to have some fun.
But from all on the surface, at least,
it looks like anything is all right over there.
What's the other option?
What's the other option?
Right.
You fucking cry?
Exactly.
What the fuck you're going to do?
He's handling the situation as best you can.
And he's going to be a shitty situation.
That's never going to let it go.
So if you're not going to take this kind of ha-ha-ha-less bid about it,
you're going to fuck around.
Can't be him at the game.
Dog, you have to play with 50.
I mean, really.
He's unbeat.
Oh, my God.
to get his eyes on you, boy.
He unbeatable.
You were going to say so?
He was about to say something.
Oh, no.
No.
I don't know what I was doing.
What do y'all make a 50 cent approach to this?
I mean, like, this seems to have started,
I know they've had their back and forth over the years,
but it seems to have started again when they criticized 50 for doing the diddy die.
And then it's just been going off since then.
I don't know if they regret doing that or if they're, like, fine with it.
I don't know.
But for me, from a 50 cent perspective,
I'm like, at what point is enough?
At what point do you say enough?
I don't got to keep it.
When is 50 ever said enough?
Ever.
Well, maybe a better question is when should he say enough?
For what?
Yeah, why?
It's only for him to determine.
You got to assume he'll tire out at some point.
Yeah, but that's for him to determine when.
If I was Jim, I'd be annoyed just because I'm not evicted.
Y'all keep saying I'm evicted.
The heat shit, that's what I was going to say.
The heat jokes were funny because following all the,
the heat jokes, we did see
all them niggas in bubble gooses
and Averaxes
and coats and we saw
like the breath coming out there so that made it
funny but the eviction stuff
if I'm not evicted which he's not because every
time we see him he's right back
in the building so it's like
what am I doing here? What is to come
of this? And at the end of the day people
criticizing 50 for making that documentary
I don't even see
how that's so crazy of a thing
you know what I mean because it's background where he come from
you know, it's police shit.
So it's like some people look at that, like, what the fuck are you doing?
Right?
Especially when you think about the fact that he's tagging his baby mom.
So, like, what are we really talking about?
You know, I don't, you know, at the end of the day, that's just, you never know.
You never know when.
I don't think making a doc is police shit, though.
I said, no, I'm not saying that making a documentary is police shit.
I'm saying that people that look at 50s.
I could see people thinking that that was corny or that was whatever because of where he comes from.
Because of who he is in the world.
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
That's all I'm saying.
I hate that logic, but I hear what you're saying.
I hate the people who, look, I mean, you got to be able to make a document.
At some point, are you making a documentary for the victims?
Is that why you making it because you care about the motherfucking victims?
Do you believe that in your heart?
He cared about victims?
No, but I don't want to hold him to that standard when I don't hold none of these people are paramount to that standard.
Nobody makes docs for the victims.
All the people that may, I mean, very few people do.
Maybe survive in R. Kelly.
That's probably the only doc I've seen why I know the people who did it actually care about the victims.
But in general, people make docs to make money.
Right.
So I don't want to be like, well, 50's only doing it to make money
or for revenge or whatever they think the reason is
because all these people in suits and boardrooms do the same shit.
You know what I mean?
Right, but the fucking of the baby mom that just don't count.
Oh, I'm not, I don't know if that's true or not,
his motivation, I'm saying,
because I feel like he's hated puff.
Long before that, too.
But I'm saying whatever your motivation is,
I don't want to hold 50 to a standard of you.
I have to have pure intentions when you make a doc
because we don't hold nobody else to that standard.
That's all I'm saying.
I guess.
but it's still a funny video.
That's it.
It was funny.
Yeah.
I ain't nobody got hurt, so.
Yeah.
It's cool laughing at it.
Yeah, I'd rather see him laugh to see him pissed.
I don't want to see Jim crashing out.
I don't want to see Jim going, you know, none of that.
I don't want to see old Jim.
Right.
So this is the way you handle it, cool.
Yeah.
I'm with that.
Agreed.
There's a, I wouldn't do it for these on right now.
But there is a, I got to admit, a little level of admiration I have for somebody who's willing to just,
It says a lot about you.
It does.
But not surprising.
Just to not let something go
and to find new creative ways to be petty.
I mean, there's just a level of commitment that I admire.
Even though I wouldn't do this
because I just think it's too much.
You know what I do appreciate it.
I don't know.
When I first took notice of it,
I remember thinking like,
then he must be miserable.
That's what I thought at first.
And now I don't think he's miserable at all.
I think that's really his thing.
You know what I mean?
But like for me, usually when I see people
that just constantly on it,
I always think something wrong with them.
going through something inside.
Or a nigga is just rich and bored.
Sometimes that's all it takes.
Like, all right, you're my person other day.
You don't mention my, I just need a reason.
I think 50 is literally.
I think 50 just needs a reason for anybody.
But I think once he got it, that's what it is.
And he's standing on it.
He feels the type, like I really think he feels away
about these people he's talking about
and he's going to get it off.
You know what I mean?
Well, all the people are you talking about, like, yes,
it's bad, but they'd be doing good.
Like, Jaws doing great.
Jim Jones is doing great
Like in the grand scheme
Of these people are doing great
The people you're talking about saying something too
I assume are people that are not doing so great
So it's going to look away
Yeah, that's interesting
Yeah
Like the niggas I would do that too
Keep doing bad
So at some point
It sucks the fun out of it
Yeah, you look like a bully
Yeah and it looks like you're just having too much fun
Because this guy is sleeping in the 4th of 30 now
Like so
I think that's the difference.
I don't know, guys.
I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
What?
Is happy people do stuff like that?
People that are happy?
Are you whispering?
Happy people do stuff like that?
People that are happy?
What is that with somebody until, like.
I think to a point.
Some people deserve to be fucked with.
Yeah, I think some people do something.
And what if that make them happy?
That's cool.
But that's what I'm saying.
That's a little sick.
That's what makes you happy.
I don't know.
I don't know, bro. I just, I don't know. May it call me weird. I just, this shit.
Listen, man, we, we, we, we, we talk about some sick motherfuckers up here. If sitting there poking fun at somebody on the internet is how they get their shit off, I ain't mad at it.
Yeah, I guess so. They ain't found this missing lady yet. No, I don't think so.
All right, man. You're talking about Savannah Guthrie's mother? Yes. Nancy Guthrie.
Yeah, no, they have not found her. And as I understand it, the issue now is they haven't even, they haven't shown proof of life.
which makes it...
That's the concerning part for me.
Like, show me something.
Because I think...
They seem like they're ready
to give the money up.
It's just a question.
You got to show me proof of life.
If it's your own mother, though,
do you wait for proof of life
or do you roll the dice?
This long?
Yeah, if they said,
give me the $6 million.
We're not showing you shit,
but give me the $6 million.
Was mom a saver?
Like, was mom one of them?
Like, was mom one of them, like, you know?
Like, when mom approved?
Like, you know what I mean?
Was mama a saver?
Like my mom would be like,
don't get them fucking people
that money
that you know I'm alive, you know?
But my grandma
won't be like,
pay it anyway.
That's why I'm going to fuck with her.
Let me tell you something.
If your grandmother's missing,
you're the suspect.
Right.
They're going to right to your mom fucking house, dog.
You can use podcast lyrics.
Word.
No bullshit.
They're coming.
I would need proof of life.
Yeah, after this amount of time,
I would need proof of life.
Money? Yeah. Really?
Yeah, man. Six-millimeter, baby.
See, Joe, I already know, I know Joe feels different.
Well, I love my mom more than people out there do.
Well, that's what I was about to say.
I'm going to get, I'm going to get my mom. But your mom's pretty cool.
But I'm going to get on the money from the rest.
Yeah, I'm just saying if we at this point and now I haven't seen proof of life or something.
And I'm the kidnapper and I'm like, yo, she's alive. Give me the money or else.
I don't believe you.
It's a bad conversation, but or else might have already happened. God forbid.
Right, but it's just money.
True.
Like, his mom naggy?
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm getting moms, but before this.
For sure.
But I'm just saying, if you get this one.
If it was just money, I'd have gave them the money a long time ago.
Without asking for people.
The police wouldn't even have to get involved if that was the case.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if it was just money to throw around, I'm going to get my mother.
And the first week I can get my mother.
It just had been over a month.
Yeah.
I would never want to have a regret or what if.
What would you do, though?
Would you give it up?
Huh?
Would you give up to six men without the proof of life?
But see, like, Joseph, I love my mother less than a lot of people.
Okay.
I respect it.
Yeah.
So, mother-in-law.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'm kidding, of course.
I wouldn't get her either.
I'm sorry.
I'm not getting nobody over 80.
Yeah, like, what the fuck are we doing?
Like, has she had a cancer sitting yet?
77, 78.
Yeah, we were teetering.
Is this nigga healthy?
This nigga's an idiot.
You don't put out six
And they last two and a half years.
You're like, yo, dog.
Now, you got to stare around a little longer.
Yeah, shit.
You babysitting for free.
Something.
All jokes aside.
You got a fool.
All jokes aside, yes, I would get my mother.
And we are praying on the second return of this lady.
Here's the DBP.
Yes.
Every night we pray about this.
See, that's the thing about marriage.
That's one of the devil standards.
I would want to enforce.
Like, if my mom gets sick,
She do got to come and live with us,
so I can take care of her and make her better.
If your mother gets that.
But if your mother...
We're going to get the best nanny out.
Yeah, like, I don't...
I don't know if I'm jogging.
I think a safe room will be nobody's mom coming to live with us.
So my mom can live in the crib.
But...
My mother-in-law lives like a solid 10 minutes away.
You're all crazy as hell.
She's close enough.
Man, there ain't nobody coming.
Fuck that.
My mom or his mom.
Fuck that.
Are y'all crazy?
Don't.
Keep them close.
I'll be watching the niggas
that got to take care of their mother-in-law.
Not you, Mark.
My other friends is doing it.
They be looking miserable,
boy.
They be looking like,
the old bowling chain.
The shit that they be having to do
for the mother-in-law is,
like bathe them and fucking
drive them places.
I love helping my...
I love doing it,
but I don't...
She had a fall in June
where she was staying with us.
for like a month or so.
That shit was,
that shit was, I was gonna say hell.
It's hard.
That was very difficult.
But when she got like 10 minutes away,
where I take her to church every Sunday.
Sure.
Does she watch you podcast?
No.
No.
No, she's dealing,
she's an early stage of Alzheimer's.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
But less a good on your end
because she was.
Yeah, much of America band stand.
Exactly.
And so.
He do dirty shit.
How many Snickers are?
He's terrible.
I watch you all really knew
knew this nigga was,
though.
I'm gonna do the markup.
I'm doing the markup.
Shia-na-na.
This thing is crazy, yo.
Oh, man.
Yeah, though.
When it's her mom is really,
you know, you can go stay with her
and take care of your moms.
I'm telling you,
I mean, marriage,
the thing about marriage
from my perspective
is, like, your families do merge
in a certain way.
And I really do look at my mother-in-law
like a mother.
And I have no problem
taking care of it.
I will say, though,
again, I like it better
10 minutes away
where we can interact,
but you also have a little bit
space because the other part also like it ain't the best place for them because it's just you and them
a home is where they want to be
that's what they want right says no elderly person ever did i get that off
says no longer person ever i always want to live in senior living where it smells like a mopping
no you want to a good one no but seriously though because you want them to be around community
like my mother's like my mother gets bored sitting around our house but when she's now she loves
that shit she should be able to get you for her for a drive i have strict rules for my mother to
never let her live in other places.
That's like her thing.
My mother wants to be cremated
and she does not want to live
in one of those facilities.
Oh yeah, my mom too.
I used to make a joke early on
like, oh, you remember getting bad,
time to check in,
and she fixed that shit early.
My mom's like, put me in.
Yeah.
Really?
My mom's like, once I'm not good,
put me in.
Yeah, put me in.
Really?
And the funny part is, I wouldn't,
I'm not going to listen.
I want.
But in fairness, my mom took care
of my dad's parents as they age,
so I think that she don't want
to put that.
She won't be a first.
Oh, your mom loves you.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
I wish I would put my parent in a fucking home after I was watching news during COVID.
Oh, right.
But you're rich.
You go to a nice home.
My mom's in a nice home.
But it's a thing, though.
My mother has been a geriatrist for years.
She's worked in nicer homes.
It's all, it doesn't matter how nice it is.
Certain shit happens in there.
There's a lot of fucking.
It's a lot of, oh, no, the elderly fucking.
That's probably a good part.
But I'm talking about the part where you're running to the wrong.
They're in the Olympics.
That's like the most fucking.
They bugging the front of them.
Are they fucking at the Olympics a lot?
Oh, they're fucking a lot.
They said in three, they had a shipment of 10,000 condoms.
And in three days, it was gone.
Yeah.
Damn.
For Olympic Village.
Yeah, nigga, you know, them niggas in tip-top shape.
They get nut four, five times a day.
I thought if you was competing in Olympics, you're not supposed to be nothing.
Yeah.
Tell us to the judges.
What did you talk about?
They go, what?
We in Barcelona.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, they're in Milan.
Milan.
Oh, yeah.
In the balance.
Yeah.
What?
10,000.
You crazy.
All these figure skater butts sliding around.
All these figure skaters in three days.
That's what you said?
Yes.
They sold out 10,000 pounds.
They went through 10,000.
They had to re-up.
You know, ain't nobody getting pregnant up that bitch.
You know, the time for that.
I mean, we all Olympians.
Yeah, have some good kids.
This would be good stock.
That's crazy, y'all.
Yeah, but the guy could continue to be an Olympian.
The girl
She's done
You got, she got four years
Yeah
Yeah, the Olympics
I'll be four years
She'll be right back
My man
You gotta do this shit
You know, man
That's terrible
What?
We are terrible
Oh man
That's crazy
You'll be back
You'll be back
Yeah
Good as new
Good as new
And you're motivated now
There you go
That's crazy
Go for the gold
Ten thousand condoms
Money
So if y'all's going
For gold medal
Y'all be fucking
The biggest night
of your life
Yo Mark
You might not
you might not really
You might not have a shot
No, our event
Our event might not be until Thursday, today,
birthday
You know what I mean?
I ain't even fucking before work
I ain't with none of that shit
You don't fuck before work?
I try not to
Bro, you're talking about three or four days away
I definitely do
Nigger is 21 years old
Definitely
I always got you to my wife this morning
It says it all over your face
When you come
Is that good?
Oh yeah
It's just it's the timing man
When you live with somebody
You know what I mean
or whatever, you know what I mean?
Sometimes you got the time you got.
Mine happens to be before show.
And if you're 21,
you ain't got no reservations, nigga?
At all.
19?
Yeah, see, that's where the coaches come in.
You know 19?
You go through a box of rubble's like it's nothing.
And it explains why you be early.
Oh, shit.
You know what I'm saying?
This thing is, yo.
Only eight of five minutes.
You know, that's a thing.
Getting his Uber.
He's an idiot, bro.
You're a fool, bro.
What's wrong with this guy, man?
You know, see the bi-athlete dude that as soon as he won the gold medal
apologize for cheating on his girl?
No, but swag.
Wait.
He was a bi-athlete?
Not bisexual athlete.
Oh.
But maybe he was.
I heard this story totally different.
Y'all have to get better.
Y'all have to get help.
No, I really thought he meant like he cheated his girl with a dude, like a bi-athlete.
That's why I was like, oh, that's the story.
Sickos.
I think this is right up there with
I think this is right up there
with Teddy Riley breaking up with his girl
and then doing Remember the time with Michael Jackson.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Like, this is pretty fly.
I won the gold.
Yo, I'm sorry, baby.
I fucked out.
I had the best thing of my life
and I threw it all the way over some pussy.
Dedicate this to you?
Yeah, yeah.
He got some pussy right before he went up there
and said all that.
Oh, yeah.
And right after.
That's why the comments go on.
He's going to get somebody with that metal on.
Right.
But there are a lot of women out there
that really
put a lot of stock
in
how you behave
after the cheat
and how you beg for them back.
And what better way to do with?
And this has to be
at the top of the chain
of begging for your girl back.
At the Olympics.
The whole world is bad?
And I think he'll get her back
doing shit like that.
Now with probably
an extra body or two
or three or four.
But it should matter at that point.
Love should win.
Love should win.
Imagine she kept it on a low
from all her peoples.
You just told the whole world.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking about being in bearers.
I think he knew that she told everybody.
She might have.
Yeah, he might know.
That's why he doing the grand gesture.
He knows.
I was laughing earlier.
I don't know.
I don't know a cool way to bring it up.
But I was laughing.
Because, you know, when niggas have the,
we was playing out a phone call.
when niggas have a side baby.
So we was playing out when the side chick
called and they're going to be like,
guess what?
I'm pregnant.
You'd be looking at that phone.
Like, you know what to do.
Send the video.
Hell, they called me
dead ass. Listen the other night.
You know, I'm with my girl.
Bye.
Niggas don't even check back in for nine months.
Yo, you stupid.
Yeah, come on.
Don't call my phone with that.
Go.
Go do it.
Come on.
You know what to do.
And we're back.
Hey!
We are back.
We are...
What were you saying, Mark?
Oh, just a sad story.
I mean, it's fucked up.
You're about this dude that just got sent us to 37 years?
Yes.
We can't hear.
Yeah, this dude is 37 years.
He got 37 years.
For what?
So he let his underage son drive the car.
How underage?
Unlicensed.
Unlicensed underage son.
If you're underage, you got to be an accident.
And he drove the car, got an accident, killed a grandmother and three grandchildren.
Ooh.
And they gave him 37 years.
And they get a father to 37.
They gave a father to 37.
Well, they get a kid.
I don't know.
Oh, four years.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
That's from keynote, so I can verify that, but I believe so.
I feel like that should be reversed.
I feel like that just sounds off.
Yeah, but given a 15-year-old 37 years is crazy.
Shit.
If my dad told me to go drive?
He allowed him or he told him?
That's a good question.
Well, part of the story is that the dad couldn't drive because he had cancer.
Okay.
So it's tricky because I don't know if he told him to or if he just allowed him to.
but it seemed like his inability to drive played into this decision.
If I have cancer and I need to go get my cancer stuff from up the street and I can't drive.
And my son is 15.
I'm asking my kid to drive me up there.
Like that seems reasonable.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Pop was in the car with him?
I don't know.
These are things that I just think.
It's a lot.
That detail was not in the story, so I don't know and I don't want to guess.
Yeah.
I think 37 years old for somebody that has cancer, number one.
I mean, 37 years in jail for somebody that has.
cancer is a little cruel.
I don't want to minimize the fact that the teenage kid killed somebody and killed four people.
However, yo, that's a mistake.
You understand what I'm saying?
Like the child committed a mistake.
And I don't necessarily think that somebody should be getting 40 years based on a mistake.
Like people do shit purposefully.
You could kill somebody.
You could shoot somebody and tend to shoot them and kill them and come home after seven,
years with a manslaughter charge.
So you've given somebody 37 years for
a mistake to me is unjust.
Right. I had a mistake I didn't make. I mean, my mistake was
letting my kid drive the car. I didn't run into people.
You know what I mean? I don't think either person
should get 37. The dad shouldn't get 37 because he made
a mistake. The kids shouldn't get 37 because the kid don't know to
drive and your dad put you in a car.
I think it's because he's black.
No.
Yeah, I think it's because he's black. I don't make any sense.
I also feel like
what the victims want matters
and when I saw the victim's family on the stand
she's pissed. Of course,
she will be pissed, but it's just like, in a
situation like that, no one
would really happen. How does that make you feel better
that dad goes to jail for that fucking long?
Even if you did some time, but 37
years, she said
on that stand like, y'all can still see him.
When y'all want to talk to them, y'all can't call him. We can't
call her. I mean, they're pissed. And that, that
matters. When the family is reaching out the prosecution,
reaching out to the state, nail his fucking ass.
All right, hold on.
There's some more information. There's more information.
The 16-year-old was intoxicated
and speeding.
when a crash occurred.
That changes things a little bit.
But to me, not for the dad.
Not for the pop.
If the pop know you drunk
and still allows you behind the wheel of the car
and you go out and kill four people,
you added that piece, though.
What piece?
We don't know if the father knew preemptively
that he was drunk.
That's never been...
Well, that's why he's saying if, right?
I said if.
No, he said...
I said if.
Like, that changes things.
If Homeboy took...
We stole a car...
Well, I ain't never steal a car,
but my niggas stole their mother car,
stole their father car,
and we went out Joyriding,
and if something happened,
it's still a mistake,
it's still an accident.
Even if we went out and got drunk
and then the accident happened,
my father didn't know necessarily
that we was going to be drunk.
Do you know the whereabouts
of those friends currently?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Also, dad claims...
Also, dad claims that he didn't say
that he could use the car.
That's what dad said.
Whether it's true or not,
dad said that he didn't say
you could use the card.
He had no idea.
There is something, and this just comes from my insurance background,
there's something called implied consent.
So, meaning like, if he's been driving this car previously,
you know you have the okay to drive this car,
like he's been allowing you to drive the car,
even in this particular instance that he didn't say,
hey, drive it or hey, don't,
you have implied that it's okay for him to drive this vehicle.
That's a good point, I guess.
Yeah, but, I mean, just to tie this part up,
implied consent, as I understand it,
it's typically like if I have a licensed driver in the house,
The idea is, like you just said,
like you're a licensed driver,
you drive the car in this house,
and so if you drive it every day to week,
I don't have to tell you this day.
But he's not licensed.
You know what I mean?
And if you're drunk,
I certainly wouldn't say that you're allowed
to drive drunk.
So it gets tricky.
For me, at the end of the day,
nobody to me should get 37 years for this.
You know what I mean?
It just seems like an awful thing that happened.
Oh, yeah, stage four prostate cancer.
They give him 37 years in jail.
Yes.
I mean,
that's nasty.
Sadly.
Sadly, he's probably not going to live long enough to experience that, but that shouldn't be the determinant factor.
And the family more is asking he died at home because he's dying.
You know what I mean?
You're not beating that.
That's why it's grandstanding to me.
They could give him five years that would have been the same.
But they're giving him 37 so they can say, look at this head we got.
It makes the public feel good.
And even with the family, because that's the thing, when the family is upset or when, because every family doesn't call the...
That's old.
That's old.
Like, I think the boy should have been...
Like, what I just read and said the kid was traveling, 76 miles an hour in a 30.
So you need to be punished.
Like, I don't want to just dismiss it and say that the little boy shouldn't be punished
because at 15 years old, I had enough knowledge and worth all to know I'm not supposed to be going 76.
They gave him 4, which is gentle.
Four is light.
Stage 4 prostate cancer.
Let's say go in, God forbid he does a year this time.
The young man that actually was behind the wheel gets four years.
So where is justice?
Where is the justice?
I would want the young dude, sorry, you got to do some time, buddy.
You got to do some time.
Not four and a half years.
You're mine and a 70 and a 20.
You're drunk.
You kill people.
I'm not putting that on your dad.
What would justice look like to for you?
To reverse it.
So you think 37 is fair?
Oh, no, no, no.
No, I'm just saying the heavier penalty be on the younger driver.
and health be taken into consideration at sentencing
for this older gentleman.
That's what it would look like.
I think it makes a difference when the family is involved
or when the family is upset,
especially if the family is in contact with the state,
calling the prosecution.
When the family was on the stand,
the girl that was testifying for her family,
she was saying, you know,
y'all can still call your family members,
y'all can still see your family members.
We can't.
All that counts because she was pissed.
to add on what Joe saying
it's him I would want him to
if I was a part of that family I would want him to be
at Juvie transfer over to the state prison
go do some adult time and then come home
it just doesn't make any sense
why dad gets that much I just don't
it's almost like if he was I can understand
getting all that time if dad if the kid
was 10 or 11 because that's really like
okay you're not paying attention to this little kid you put a 10 year
behind the wheel you should right this nigga 16
I just I don't know and I find it hard to believe
that dad know he high you're drunk so with Texas
oh I'm sorry not Texas
This is Florida.
I was looking up Texas law here.
My back.
Go ahead,
the moment.
Yeah,
but that's all I was really saying.
I think that has a lot to do with it,
the anger from the family.
And I also agree with Mark where it's like,
they do things like that to like set the tone for everything.
But I'm still sitting on it because he's black as well.
Yeah,
I don't think that 37 is.
Rest of peace,
all the people that lost the lives.
Indeed.
Indeed.
Yeah.
I mean,
that is horrible.
rest in peace to Eric Dane.
Y'all here, that was so sad yesterday.
53 years old.
Extremely sad.
You're a great actor.
What is he, 52?
53.
One year after getting diagnosed with ALS.
So, you know, just rest in peace to him.
No long eulogy, but just rest in peace to him.
He's a great actor.
One of my favorites, McSteamy, because we like to call him.
That's what you call him?
That's what you call him?
That was his name.
Is that what you call?
We fans of Grey's Anatomy.
Oh, you go.
No, I'll call him Mark.
That was his name on the show.
He was a great doctor, great actor, great part of the show.
I hated the way they killed him off the show.
But you know, Grays do.
But great actor, again, just so sad to see so many people dying, you know, so young.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure, rest of peace.
He's around the corner from me.
Who?
Exchange rise, yeah.
52.
That's young.
It's so young.
When you get near them ages, it's like you see how.
how really young that is, you know what I mean?
Get your checkups, brothers.
Our brother just turned 50.
Yeah.
We can't lose you in two, three years.
I'm getting choked up thinking about.
Hopefully not.
No, we're not.
You get your checkups though.
I do.
Yeah, yeah.
He's right.
He gets that ass checking all that, my nigger.
Oh, man.
He ain't scared a little finger up to ass.
All you all get fingers up your ass to get checked.
No.
You don't have to.
You guys don't have to.
I have new ways to do that.
Yeah.
Shut up.
It's blood.
Oh, I always look for it.
I still do old school,
but you prefer it
I know right
that's right
he requested
he's on the strength
he like when they say
it's the new technology
Mark go oh damn
you like doctor
it's up there
you gotta use two
oh shit
oh seriously y'all
you don't have to do that anymore
you don't have to do that
anymore
you don't have to do that
they give your blood test
and then if your blood
levels come back
a little abnormal
then they'll go to
okay
a different
that's cool
my I have a particular problem
so
because of my health history
my father
who had prostate cancer
so they like to do both.
That's why.
And it's not painful.
It's a little,
it's like to the first line of the index.
Nothing crazy.
It's painful the first time.
Come on.
Then after that,
you're a pro now.
They put a little,
loose little bit.
They put K-Y jelly on it.
Because I'm not,
I'm not joking.
You know what else is painful?
Papsmears are painful as fuck.
Really?
Ask your lady.
Ask your lady.
And it's cold.
They don't put no music on or nothing.
No, four play or nothing.
What?
They don't even rub you or nothing.
Metal
Get a mammogram first
They put the joint
That's what they do
And they stick a long-ass
Other join
And then they tap around
And they put that in the drawing
I want to say that you all got
The bad end of the God design stick
Until I remember
That you all live us
They could come three four times
Two
Yeah
Both could come to one in one shot
It's harder for us to come though
We can get it back
But it's harder for us to come
the first time, though, than it is for y'all.
And y'all start coming, like, all the way at, like, 12, 13.
We don't even hit our sexual peaks till 40.
You don't get a real nutty about 35-40.
Wait, you got your first real nut?
I didn't say me, nigger.
I said that that's what it is.
Like, that little tingle you feel in that 20-21 is not the same with you feel 31 and not the same
what you feel 41.
Really?
Get strong every decade.
I was about to say, oh, you took the party bus.
I had enough of your shit.
That's it.
Mr. Button.
I do have someone here that sounds like they need our help.
I know we haven't done this so well.
Oh, yeah.
That's a while.
I like this.
Why are you the only one to get to read them?
You can read it if you want to.
Okay.
Can you read?
A little.
Have it at it.
Where are I start?
Yeah, that's the one we read right there.
Okay.
This one does seem like.
You had to take the glasses off to read.
Yeah.
They just make me look smart.
There's no medicine in them.
Hi, everyone.
My boyfriend and I recently separated.
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
They don't give a fuck.
We have two sons, 11 months, and two years old.
That's a bad time to lose that, nigga boy.
He has two children from a previous situation.
His daughter is 19 and clearly has unresolved issues with their father
that has caused problems in our relationship since the very beginning.
I let a lot of things slide, but once he and I start having children,
I really didn't care to work on she and I's relationship.
She's extremely disrespectful
And all her father does is minimize her actions
And never addresses things to her
When I became pregnant with our second child
She texted him and said
I hope you and that baby die
Comment on a post of our oldest son
Who was only one at the time
Shake my head or something of that nature
Fast forward
We're separated and now he is speaking to his daughter again
And bringing her around our sons
mind you with no
autonomy
autonomy
what
autonomy maybe
autonomy
that's what she has
atonement
atonement
okay
um
damn I lost more place
you all okay
on her behalf
a conversation
nothing
I feel extremely
uncomfortable with this
and it's caused me
horrible anxiety
around leaving them
with their dad
I just want him to
acknowledge that
A wishing death
on anyone is not okay
and for there to be
some type of
understanding regarding the seriousness.
What should I do moving forward to have a conversation with him about my uncomfortability
without causing a conflict?
Also, am I crazy a 19-year-old wishing death on her unborn brother is disturbing?
Right?
Shake my head.
I really want to answer this.
Real bad.
Yeah, do it.
Now, as a person who had issues with my stepmother, right?
And I'm going to walk this gently because my stepmom, she's still outside a little bit.
If I told you her name, you'll know why, you know.
But when they came to me and her, right?
Well, me and him, me and his issues, of course they spilled over to her.
But it never really had anything to do with her, right?
For example, when my sibling was born, I found out that my sibling was coming the day she was born.
She has never forgiven me for not coming to see the baby and not being active with my sibling when the baby was young.
whole time, I was pissed
that nobody fucking told me. He didn't even tell me.
I think I talked to my grandmother and she congratulated me on having a new sibling.
And that's how I found out. I feel like
when you are the adult in the situation, even though 19
is grown, you kind of have to like carry it that way.
So of course it's wrong for her to say,
I hope you and that baby die.
But I'm also curious on why the fuck that he even repeated when she texts
him that. You know what I mean? I think the blame is more on
your mate, not necessarily the kid.
kid and I don't think there's anything wrong with them having conversations and about the seriousness
of it but that's not going to change the fact that she's the kind of 19 year older to say fuck you
and them new babies you made because of her anger she has with her father does that make sense
it has nothing to do with you or your fucking kids it's all about her and him because he probably
didn't raise her he probably didn't do right by her and that's why she's upset she sounds like she
just wanted an apology yeah the lady that's it that's all she wants she just wants because
she said it's a conversation the fact that he has
her around the children
and there's been no conversation or atonement
from her. So she feels like what you said
was wrong and I need that acknowledged.
I mean, holding a 19 year old
to that?
It's a little silly.
A little bit.
19 year olds say dumb shit. They say shit they don't mean.
It's still an awful thing to say.
It is awful.
That should be communicated to her because words have power.
But I also wouldn't read too much into it.
I wouldn't make that, like you said, I wouldn't make that the focus.
The focus is that relationship over there.
Right, and that's where, I think that's where the point of contention is because
new mom...
Wait, I'm sorry.
I'm because I'm maybe delayed reaction today.
I'm a little slow.
Are y'all saying that the 19-year-old can say,
I hope you and that baby die and still come hang around the baby without ever addressing that?
No, I say that's...
Your mom should be cool with that.
No, no, I'm saying it's awful and should be dealt with,
but I'm saying that shouldn't be the primary focus.
I want to know what caused her to say that.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
is never going to see these new kids again.
Y'all got these moms fucked up.
I'm not mad at the mother for feeling like that.
Me neither.
You all said she's being silly.
I don't think she's being silly.
At all.
I don't think she's being silly.
And then you got to listen,
neither one of us said she being silly.
And also, if I'm paying attention,
the 19-year-old's crime publicly
is to shake my head on the post.
She texts her father that about them kids.
He didn't even have to repeat it.
You understand what I'm saying?
I'm texting him to disrespect him,
using them kids.
That's totally different than, you know what I mean?
So is it small?
No, it's not small, but there's levels to this shit.
The public thing she did where she knew everybody could see was shake my head.
So how tough, how crazy and gangsters this kid, for real?
Because if a man that knows out of hand the business,
you wouldn't even repeat no shit like that to your new woman.
That's true.
Who the fuck was saying, can you believe this little bitch just said she had me and the fucking kid?
It doesn't even make any fucking sense.
And it's a diggative on how stupid he is.
I don't see it like that either.
I don't.
I see that part.
I see how it could be that way.
No, I see that part.
I see how it could be that way.
So, yes, I see that.
I also see how it could be the other way,
which is niggas talk to the girl.
Yeah, but I think I'm not the same, Joe.
You want these motherfuckers to get along.
I'm talking from experience.
I've never shared stuff with my girl
that people have said about, yeah, I haven't done it.
Hell, no.
That's awesome for all of you upstanding people.
I'm saying in the event that this person,
who clearly doesn't have a great relationship with his daughter
probably has spoken to his partner long before these events have taken place
about this relationship and his partner is kind of his confidant
and vent person and the person that helps him feel better at how to deal with this
I could totally see that happening.
I can see both things happening.
I'm saying that's a, in the problem.
You're saying it's a bad decision.
Yeah, it's a bad decision.
Because you're going to get back, you and your daughter are going to work it out at some point.
That's what I was going to say.
And she ain't never going to forget that shit.
Exactly.
That's an assumption from privilege.
I said potentially.
But she ain't going to forget that shit if you y'all do work now.
And it also gives like the way you tell it, it's almost like, that ain't your fucking kid.
Oh, you know, I'm vinting with my partner.
That's your daughter.
So yes, you do protect your daughter in that way where she's being a fucking asshole.
I'm not going to repeat that she says some stupid asshole shit.
That's your kid.
It's no way that your woman being your confid out of the place you vent trumps your fucking kid that came from your balls.
No way.
I'm protecting my baby.
That's not true.
You're wrong.
That depends on a lot of things.
You are wrong.
That depends on the relationship.
Yeah, you're wrong.
Because I think this, I think that as the man, the man should have not, me personally, I don't
think the man should have repeated that.
I agree with you.
And now the future has come to pass.
You bade up with your 19-year-old.
You got the 19-year-old around your new kids.
And that is the reason that you don't tell your significant other than that because
you know they're going to hold on to that.
Forever.
Rightfully so.
They're going to hold on to that.
So you being the man in this situation, you eat.
that and just act like it never happened and then you try to create a level of harmony between your
19 year old and your new woman because you know they had at a crossroads.
Also, and it's two kids.
It's two kids.
And also there is a situation where that's a sign that this girl's going to be burning her siblings with lighters.
That is a thing.
But in my opinion, in this situation, that's not indicative of that.
And I disagree with Joe on another point because I feel like at the end of the day when Joe says,
oh, she's never
gonna see them kids now.
No, you lose the opportunity
when y'all split.
When it's fucking his weekend,
you cannot control
whether he takes to motherfuckers
or ran a sibling.
We can pretend and play all we want.
But you take that to a judge.
A judge is not going to say,
you know what,
restraining order from her with the kids.
The judge's not going to give a fuck
that she texted that a year ago
when the baby was one.
So in reality,
if you want that kind of control,
you need to stay together.
That's just like the guy
that leaves the baby mom
or leaves his wife
and you mad about the step there.
It's nothing you can fucking do
once you drop the
ball and the family's done.
It's nothing you can do.
If that lady want to take them kids to the mall,
make them dance with a cup in front of them.
That's what the fuck going to happen unless the judge deem it to be dangerous.
For the record, I was saying that the dad should feel like that for a little bit.
Not the mom.
I was saying the mom wasn't allowed.
I was saying the dad, if he know that the estranged daughter got this type of venom and
anger and rage and hurt in her, I wouldn't just be so willy-nilly to bring her around
my kid.
I'm going to have to father you from over there for a little bit.
Or he might have did that for a little bit.
And can tell that was just words of hurt.
Right.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, bro.
Kids say stupid shit, y'all.
And if it's fuck you and them kids, I hope they die.
Like, not I want to kill y'all.
Just fuck y'all.
Right.
Out of anger.
Y'all told me the same shit when I told y'all I cut a family member off for that.
All of y'all told me.
Not me.
You are here.
No, I get down.
When I said what I fell out with a family member over, it was, yo, come on, dog.
They say stupid shit.
It's da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
And we talk about.
19. We're talking about 19
and a girl. Like, what the fuck?
What are we talking about? I don't know.
I might be, and that's what I'm
saying to here. There is a case where
that night's year was abusive
to her siblings. That's it. We're not
talking about him letting her babysit them,
but them to see her... Yeah, she might not be around the kids by
herself. Right. Yeah. So I think you can see it both ways.
But if he's pops and I'm repairing
a relationship with my daughter,
and I would like for her to have a relationship
with her siblings. But
I'm here while this happens.
Why?
It ain't saying leave her with them and she got hurt them.
Because I picture him as an old head, as older than the baby mom or the ex.
Who's going to wipe his ass when he's 70?
His 19 year old.
I understand what you're all saying.
I've also been in plenty of living rooms where the dude was in there happy with his two new kids and his new family.
And the old kid from back in the day that you had walk in and fuck the vibe up, look different, think different.
we don't fuck with your mother
now you're just in here to be
around new kids don't fuck
with you you're looking dusty
you cursing people out
taking plates to go
that might be the acceptance
get the old kid to fuck out here
now the long as I think about it
get the old kid
he left you for a reason the first time
now you're back
now you back being art
you're being you ain't learning huh
you're still sending these texts
we love the older kids here
the JEP. Yes, we love the older kids.
No matter how much your father regrets you.
We love you here. And the fathers don't regret them.
Oh, they regret.
Hey, just remember.
Older kid punishment is different than younger kid punishment.
You can get dropped off somewhere.
You old enough for just leave somewhere and a nigger not feel the guilt as he'd
drop off.
We could leave you a chucky cheese.
You want to send threatening text.
Do you imagine?
I'm joking, but just saying.
Have any of y'all ever had your kids say something real nasty?
the ones to have older kids, that would be you
and pride, Joe.
Real nasty to me? No.
You know what I told my dad when I was 19?
I was probably 19 or 20.
Maybe you should say before the Patreon.
I remember I told my mom's,
I don't want to be here.
I want to go live with pops.
And she packed me up and sent me to pops for the summer.
I ain't say that no more when I got back.
I'm thinking you're going to say some crazy.
No, no, no.
I told my dad that I was shooting him
in the back of his curly-ass head.
He has curly hair.
I didn't mean it, Mark.
I noticed that on the part of the shows,
it typically triggers some type of, like,
family trauma out of you.
Have you been noticing that pattern?
That's a fucking lie,
but this made me think because my five to 10 years in prison
when he came home and he had children.
So it was a big thing to me.
I wanted to spend a summer or two of my day.
It was really like a big thing.
Like, it sucks.
Yeah.
And now me and my siblings are tight.
I'm with my sister constantly.
Good shit.
But we did that.
He did not facilitate that.
He did not assist.
And I don't have that relationship with all his kids.
I had relationship with like one of them were we tight.
That's all on the dad.
And a lot of times dads drop the ball.
It just sucks.
Because to me, this dad drops the ball by telling her that.
I agree.
He flipped this fucking thing up with that past the fucking ball.
And I'm going to crack it in a head.
No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
One of the more important matters.
Yeah.
Total attention.
Let's start it at the beginning.
Before I met Jimmy Fallon I had to meet Jimmy Hinchman
And many hitmen
Before I had any equipment
New Sa'i
I had Amigo in Arizona send me a shipment
I keep my enemies close because I feel we distant
Or get killed by a friendly cause I don't see any difference
To be a Willie lynching
Cause niggas never healed from defeat
Like Kobe's Achilles tendon
Because my notable quotables go to the vocal booth
My hole is so unapproachable
Won't even notice you eat at the
No move for photos.
You don't even go for food
And most of you, niggas emotional
Niggas act like I voted for Trump
You're thrown in the trunk
Trying to pull up a lonie and stunt
When everyone in your gang is con,
You feel like the lonelious morn
They're gonna lay on crayon
Seance for Prestation
Play on words like crayons, dream on
Dream on, drink with crayon
On Master P make him say,
Because I stay on point like Trayon
Calling a hit like
Jake from Stavem
The artwork says there is no competition
or you're my number one, there's no competition.
I'm assuming the project is coming at some point.
There is no competition.
There is no competition.
You drive this on Instagram, but, oh boy.
Every bar is a celebration, bitches.
There is no competition, nico, what?
I know you guys have cyphers, because I just saw the cypher y'all did recently on BT.
And I know how competitive that could be and how competitive you are.
Who's taking you down?
I wouldn't have bad how to price in a cypher.
That's not amazing.
I mean, well, the rapping was amazing.
The mix is horrible.
The rapping was.
I'm assuming it'll be mixed properly before it's released.
It's not out.
I didn't purchase that.
That's straight.
from his Instagram.
But I'm excited to hear some new saha.
And hopefully there's a new project on the way.
He wraps so fucking well.
It takes a new saha.
Yeah, that shit he did on there, boy.
God damn.
Also, before we leave, new K-1.
That's not it.
Sorry.
A K-1 stand account.
That's hopeless romantic?
Yeah.
I want nothing matching slippers.
Dancing in the kitchen.
Some shit that needs to kissing.
Or dinner still needs to kissing.
And our phones are some I'm missing
I'm a hopeless romantic
I want side by side chairs
Chocolate we can share it
Sex up on the stairs
Because we can make it to the bed
gray all in our hair
That will shoot me every day
Lose an ugly moon face
And new flowers
That is new K1
That is Hopeless Romantic available in your phone
And on DSPs right this second
Also Todd Dollar Sign is a project
coming out soon and he dropped
him and these two minute joints
another two minute joint missed you two this
one is with Leon Thomas like to hear it
it goes a little something like
What's that?
Vision is coming and burn
She was a double CCC's all of her curse
Promise you never leave me
Me I'm gonna give you just what you deserve
She won't shop and sprees
One of all that and Rick
Shottie and Brad
She did be throwing a fit
Fulning them drug back at a club
We need
I'm trying to make it easy
Girl you should leave with me
I miss you and you wish me too
Shaw we can do
whatever you want to do
I'm talking I'm talking to you baby
I'm a show love with it
got me this crazy
Yeah
Hey yeah
I'm talking to you baby
I miss you
And you know
I
What do y'all see
The Leon Thomas tear
Coming to an end
Anytime soon
No
No
I'm got a more about you
Stick up the home so about you
Mew
I'm put you
All I know
When it rings on every finger
No wedding
Anytime song
So it's tough
No
That's kind of crazy
It is
It is
She has a Tidal
A Leon Thomas
Word word
What else? What else? What else? What else?
I don't think there's anything else that needs our attention.
I think we hit everything up there at least.
Mark can't tell us about Prince Andrews, but that's it.
Oh, that's true.
Prince Andrew was arrested. He's the first member of the senior kind of official in the royal family
and the crown to be criminally charged in decades.
The British Royal family has been protected by law and by custom for so long.
So this is a big deal that he's being arrested.
He's being arrested because his connection to something that's in the Epstein files,
particularly an underage girl who says that he was part of the process of tracking, trafficking,
excuse me, her.
She died by suicide last year.
It's an ugly story.
It's getting uglier.
So, you know, I think Prince Andrews is not the last name you're going to hear.
It's not the first name you're going to hear.
I think it's only going to get more and more bad.
as more stuff comes out.
So just be prepared not just in the UK,
but also here in the United States
to see some of your favorites
and maybe some of your not-so favorites
get implicated.
Do you think that...
Do you think that anybody in the United States
will face those kind of consequences?
Unlikely of.
I'm leery of it. It's unlikely, yeah.
No.
I think you'll see more civil
and court of public opinion and stuff.
I don't know what you call that,
but the fact that she committed suicide last year,
three kids and her husband,
If anybody, if anybody deserves justice, it got to be her.
Because she was advocating for herself hard.
She was getting right to the tip and nothing would happen over and over and over.
And she finally gives up.
That's fucked up.
Yeah, it is fucked up.
The whole thing is ugly, man.
It's heartbreaking to watch.
And again, at the bottom of this is not Democrat or Republican.
At the bottom of this, it's just very, very powerful people.
Sick fucking monsters.
Yeah, who are sick monsters.
Rich fucks.
Yeah, she don't care about nobody else.
And so if you expect a barrel of Democrats
or a barrel of Republicans or a barrel of, you know.
It's going to be all of them.
Yeah, it's going to be all of them.
Yeah, it's what I'm saying?
It ain't a party.
It's not a, it's not a, there's no particular type of person here
other than, like you said, sick fucking people who have all this power
and no expectation to ever be in held accountable.
Get this man some water.
He's fasting.
You, Joe?
No, Mark.
Oh, I did.
Well, Joe too.
Joe's fasting too.
Medically fasting.
He's fasting.
Women in his hoodie.
This motherfucker's disappearing in front of us.
Just outro music, y'all relax.
I'm trying to hear what it is.
It's funny, I like the baby song on his album with this bop.
Yeah.
This is off Rahim's album.
I like this with this bop.
I like these bops.
I just didn't love that Drake Sexy Red record.
It worked.
He was on to something with the bop.
Yeah, that should work.
He was on to something with the bop.
All right, man, we are out of here until next time.
Keep us in your prayers.
Until next time we bid you a due farewell.
Adios, seriva, dirchy, hostel a vista, arvoa.
So long, goodbye, or simple head now will suffice.
Remember, life is a series of moments.
And moments passed, so let's make this one last, as if it's all we have.
And last, but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure,
the stagnant women want to travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
grab you a Tylenol, you may need it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Weekend plans, anybody?
People with their phones out?
Any weekend plans?
I will be, where will I be?
On Sunday, I will be in Savannah, Georgia.
Or Saturday, excuse me, Savannah, Georgia.
So please make sure you check me out there.
If you're in Savannah, there's a big public event there,
check it out for Black History Month.
Got it, got it, got it.
Mona, what you on this week?
Anything?
I'm off.
I'm so tired.
Oh, you're going to finally get some rest.
Yeah, please.
Let me get some rest.
Good, good, good.
Newer couch.
And Shorty got this Galentine shit.
She's going to it and the kids is going, so I got the house to myself.
Nice.
Hey.
Hey.
Yeah.
I can't wait.
But I can't wait.
What?
It's my man's birthday party.
I'm going to go to his little party.
And that's, that's it.
That's it.
No major plans.
Good, good.
I'll be the big game tonight.
see if we can get redemption against the rockets.
Oh, nice.
And that's about it.
Staying inside,
prepping for this motherfucking snow.
They say it's coming on Sunday and Monday.
What?
Staying in, staying warm.
Yeah.
Get your groceries.
You think Tori would do over one of these.
Yeah, this is bullshit.
I already know what Tori's doing with one of these.
That's all I'm hearing.
Actually, Tori put one out too.
Oh, Super Base.
Super Base.
Tori Lane.
I'm slacking.
I absolutely smoked it.
So.
Yo, it down out there, man.
Until next time.
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JVP
JVP where would you be without the JVP
We'll fold that up right now
