The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 920 | "Around From A Distance"
Episode Date: April 15, 2026The latest episode from the JBP begins with a recap of Coachella 2026's opening weekend with mixed reviews on Justin Bieber's set (37:38). Marc Lamont Hill shares his thoughts on the inductees for the... Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (45:20), a new record from Remy Ma along with a freestyle from Fabolous (55:57), and Ice questions the room about funeral ettiquete (1:34:50). Joe and the crew share their thoughts following the sudden passing of Ashlee Jenae (1:45:05), Marc introduces Omarion's new show 'Wild Rose' (2:07:05), and **SPOILER ALERT** the cast reviews the finale of 'DTF: St. Louis' (2:17:15). Also, Wallo's new sneaker (2:28:22), King Harris arrested in Georgia (2:34:23), tour dates for Chris Brown & Usher are out (2:50:00), and much more. Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden
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If it get bad, I'll grab my shades.
But the performer in me, I'll sit right here and cry, boy.
You turn on.
You turn on.
Don't get me jacked up.
Pause.
I'll sit.
Oh, still on, the delay.
Yeah, I'll sit right here and cry.
That's the difference between the Mark Ugin and Joe you.
I'll cry.
I'll drag it all that.
For view.
For views.
How about I say?
Huh?
performer in you.
And he wants that chain back.
So he's, yeah.
No, that would be, that would be classless.
That's classless.
So crying for views.
No, fakeing a cry for views is nasty.
I'm saying if I start crying, I'm not moving.
What are you faking the cries?
I'm not rushing to a closet to cry.
Oh, yeah.
I think we all would cry out here if we felt moves.
Oh, I don't think that.
Have you cried on top vision before?
Yeah.
Oh.
VH1.
I cried during, uh, loving hip-hop.
No, it was, uh,
Basketball office.
Black and crew.
Black and crew reunion.
What?
What?
Yeah.
How did they made you cry?
Uh, I did the show three days after my dad died.
Oh.
Oh.
And, uh...
Yeah, you're going to fuck us up.
We can't even crack jokes in the double back.
I'll set you up for that.
Your ass.
Yeah.
I was quiet.
You see.
You see.
You're, you're going to head first into that one.
I can't even crack.
What happened on that episode?
I'll get it.
I was waiting for I was like,
Boy, not?
Yeah, Dodo is.
And once he said black ink, I jacked down.
All right, black ink is cool.
Hey, yeah.
What happened to season?
And he's right.
Yeah.
No, I was, I didn't think I, because what happened was my dad?
I flew out there because we had three unions, so I was supposed to be there for 10 days to do three shows.
Got it.
And my dad died the night I got there.
Oh, you cracked them.
Oh, did I?
You cracked him.
And they was like, why would you say that?
He cracked.
No, he did crack him.
Oh, I did.
Not his dad.
No, no, he cracked him VH1.
Yeah.
Craig VHWRF. It was a great check.
Yeah, no, for sure. And I was in LA for 10 days in the pandemic.
Did you let them know your father passed away? That's what I mean.
Yeah. Yes.
So you were just checking off boxes.
So I said, I said my dad just passed.
They said, go home. I said, no, I want to stay because there was nothing really to do when somebody died.
Got a bonus check.
So I just stayed there. And then I went to work that day.
And I was okay right into the moment where the woman, the girl said, like, yo, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.
She was telling a story about her mom dying.
Oh.
And she started crying a little bit, and I just lost it.
I just, and I don't cry on TV, but I lost it.
The cast actually came over, like, hugged me and helped me.
And so I had to Ryan and all them over, like, and crude eight, they looked out.
But, and then B, VH1 was very grateful, obviously, for me staying.
I stay, because I stayed and did other shows.
Nice.
Financially grateful.
Very.
That's all I heard.
Very.
But the lesson in that, y'all, is, like, grieve, man.
You know, just grieve, you know, don't.
Take the time.
Take the time, man.
Don't push it working.
I don't ever.
never stop working. So even like, you know what I mean?
Cry and set. Fuck it.
Yeah. There you go.
You'll put, lift the bottom of your shoe up. Let me see.
Oh, that yours is clean.
Oh, who.
Fresh out the box. Yeah, don't lie.
Act like you had it for man long. Those are not for the 90s, boy.
That's what you like to do.
Your choice is nothing new too.
You ask you.
Your shit old. Who, my shit old?
No. His shit's a little dirtier than yours.
Well, his, it's your shit is dirty.
No, yours is dirty than his.
Yeah, I wore this in Trinidad.
So let me see this shit.
Ooh.
Yo, bro. We're not sitting here.
debate on who bottom of these sneakers is dirty.
What I'm saying is that?
What are we talking about?
I'm curious no why.
Yeah, no, here's the thing, because every time I ask about the sneakers,
he says he doesn't go shopping and he had him for a long time
in that stupid-ass room of his with the boxes.
Y'all, I heard these, dicking.
I lick the bottom of the soul.
He'd do all that.
He'd be lying.
You went and bought those, boy.
I've seen the sneakers in his house.
I did, I did, too.
He has room.
Oh, he went to his screen.
You just said you did too, so we did.
No, I saw him with a picture.
The guy didn't see him in 3D?
I mean, would you let you let you in?
Yes.
Oh shit.
That's fucking.
I'm saying that.
I do be smiling and looking at that shit
to write it down and come on the show.
Oh, it's got some,
it's got some waterfought in this fridge, nigga.
Like, just bullshit.
No, I got to confess, I feel phony.
I can't see it.
I can't sit here with you like this.
And with this crib, too?
And I tell you.
Well, first off, me and you should text more.
Please.
Please do.
Me and you should text them all.
And for no other reason, so you can put them in our group chat.
We can laugh together.
You made a whole night.
The whole night.
I got to.
It's phony of me to sit here and pod looking at you in the face and not tell you
about the bullshit I did.
After we text last night, me to text you and tell you about our guests today,
multiple guests that we have today.
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You were so funny to me, I screenshotted everything.
And sent it to the group chat.
Like, look at my dog.
My dog.
Yo, your man was laughing.
When I tell you, look at it.
Oh, that's why y'all said, what y'all said when I came to?
Oh, you ain't known because you don't be in the group chat.
No, he's not in the group chat.
Let's see, let's see you a man.
No, give me the thing.
Give me, put the thing in there
Let's see a man laugh
I can't be phony, yo
I can't
Let's see a man laugh
Yeah
He said
Yo, this thing is an idiot
What's wrong with you?
So he was laughing
Yo, it's brought me back
To the old days
In the group chat
That's what the group chat
Used to be about, man
You said the first message
I said, all right, good looks
I put the phone
I'll look back
that shit says something like 73.
I say, what the fuck just happened?
Right. It was 73 messages?
Yes.
From who?
Everybody was.
About you?
Voice no to the end.
Audience, I said it's our guests for the day and hit me back and said,
dog, why you ain't tell me?
Like, I would have went to the mall.
What is that?
I would have got fresh.
He said, I would have a good outfit.
But it was funny to me.
because it happened
it was 11 o'clock
at night.
Yo, I think it's crazy.
Yo, he didn't say,
yo, why he didn't tell me
so I could do some research.
I really wanted to do my homework
on this guest.
Niggins said I wanted to,
I'm texting you, boy, that's it.
That will be back to the old days.
No, that's why I was being in the text.
73 text messages.
All right.
Oh, that's why you saying the shit
about the sneakers, too?
Yeah.
But you came here looking extra fresh.
Are we saying, yes.
I said, oh, let me tell you.
Hold on.
Let me tell you.
We had a bet going.
Mm.
You lost and you lost.
And he body lost.
This is the worst friend group.
If you was going to come in here with,
you're going to come in here with a capping.
I had the polo.
My money was on polo.
Rugby, really.
I thought you was coming in some Valentino shit.
But you know him.
I thought you, you said you're going to snuff them
if you don't come in.
That's that issue.
You did say that too.
He said if he don't had that's an issue, almost enough.
No, it flips said he's going to put on some emerald shit.
Some olive colors.
Look at it.
Fresh shape up, too.
I thought you were going to have the glasses.
I thought you went to the mall.
That nigga went in the bathroom, grabbed the Andes.
Tea liner.
The tea liner, that's funny.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You guys are great.
You guys are great.
Come on.
Thank you for the entertainment last thing.
Word.
Yeah.
You entertain.
It's just the greatest.
He don't even know.
He don't know it.
And that shit was green looking stupid.
We read it like this stupid, big.
Yeah.
We said you're going to steal all the money questions.
And say it better than him.
And crush that thing.
Right.
Say the English.
My boy about to be in this dog with a day.
Stop playing with my boy.
He let him money go.
And he comes right behind him.
So.
Not even close.
He's trying to ask a question.
He's trying to.
Ask it different.
Yo, Amani be like, so your son, I heard you went through a difficult time.
Yeah, it's just got two minutes later.
Did you ever go through something like with your family?
That's what I do?
No, you did it once, but it was funny.
You did it once but it was funny.
Come on, let's have fun, man.
Let's have a good time.
It's you are legend, son.
Not at all.
Also, I've seen some clips.
Oh, we could talk.
We could talk.
I've seen some clips of Mario Lopez fighting on the jiu-jitsu mat doing that shit.
He had mad belts on, mad patches.
He was fucking some little young nigga up.
I didn't know that about Mario Lopez.
No, he's him.
He's tough.
He's been a long way to save by the bell.
Did you just remember six months ago when I was sitting there and I told him Mario Lopez would beat him?
And he was like, fuck Mario Lopez.
I was wrong.
I wouldn't fight Mario Lopez.
Jontay Austin tagged him like, look, you might want to reconsider your position.
I would not fight Mario Lopez.
at all.
And I knew that from when he gave Zach the boots.
When he gave Zach the boots.
Beboot, bro, wrestle them to the ground.
Boom.
Little pretty boy.
Little pretty white boy.
It was like curly mullet.
You got saved by the bell episodes in your head?
You don't?
Who don't?
Who knows?
You don't remember that fight?
When they push each other, they pushed each other.
Then they went to the ground and him and Zach.
Wow.
Do you remember the caffeine episode?
It's too.
I'm so excited.
He was in college when that came out.
I was outside.
Saved by the bell and college episode.
That's true.
They were good.
Put your black card to hug them.
Yeah.
Black people watched Save By the Bell.
I think Saved by the Bell was a cultural thing for Black.
And Lisa Turtle was that weren't.
Yeah, she was.
Sorry.
Yes, she was.
And all of them.
That you know.
That she was.
I figure you look, you don't do you look, Kelly Kapowski type of nigger.
No, Kelly was nice too.
Now hold up.
She was.
I'm saying there was enough hot white babes on saved by the bell.
I don't see why.
Oh, yeah.
Kelly was.
What that guy doing me?
Jesse, all of them.
It was joints on there.
And you joint master flex.
What about you're talking about?
Go flex?
Go flex.
Go flex.
Joint master flex.
Yeah, man.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Look, it is never too late to cancel on me.
I could have showered, lotion my body, put on my outfit.
You can still cancel.
I have not left the house yet.
All right?
And it will be okay with me.
Because I'm telling you.
right now 99.9%
of the time, I didn't want to go.
Yeah.
I was waiting on you to say something.
It's a fact word. Okay? So,
never feel like it's too late.
You can cancel.
Yeah, who is that though?
Put out right now.
You know, listen to joint master
play.
You're man. Just the sound of her voice is heard.
Me, no, he only
with the corpory left.
Nah, I sent ice some handicapped
fire this week.
Oh, shit.
It was fire. It was fire.
I sent some heat without arms.
She was fire.
I want you to take this time
I want you just listen
Yeah
You hear your back
Have you for a minute
Don't get shy
Because my heart's in it
When I said
You got me strung out
I don't know
And I can't call it
But whatever it is
You got it
No baby
Without a down
Yeah
Mic Shake 1212
Mic Shake 1 2 1 2
2
I don't like to be needed
But now
I guess that's all change
That's why I get mad
We got your phone because I don't want you to go.
No, I want you to stay.
You're back.
We can say I'm tripping, but I'm staying.
We got a nice hot day in the city.
I just want to keep on self as you want to try to fight.
And you're not.
Whole New York City, whole New Jersey.
Connecticut, Delaware, Boston, what's going on?
Put a muscle on my feelings
And forgive me
Whole Philadelphia was going
I was so into someone that's fun
The boy's traveling, there's go
Everybody at them arms
Let's come on man
I do it for the niggas in the car singing along man
Come on man
My 90s back, stop playing with him
I got this feeling
And I just can't turn it to
I do
I do it for the niggas that's not scared to grab the mic on
karaoke night when the joints are around man
and getting next to you
don't want to walk around knowing I was a
your fool
all the college kids up there
all the relation
let me
keep telling me we don't
somebody
somebody sitting getting in my
money
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Enough, y'all, y'all, I-ah-ah-ah-ha-ha-ha-a-ha-ha-a-ha-ha-a-ha-ha-a-ha-ha-a-ha-
You don't know how much.
Y'all chill, as you can see, I'm vibing.
Y'all chill, y'all chill, you.
Take your time.
Last looks, last looks, last looks.
Last looks.
You know what I mean?
Text your lady, text your lady, tell him my workday is starting, baby.
Love you.
I love you.
I mean that everything we talked about,
Hey, hey.
Girl, you know I've been suffering.
Mm-hmm, hmm, come on.
Hey, I've been suffering.
That's got me nothing.
It's got to be something.
Oh, yeah, girl,
oh, baby I would go insane for your love.
Oh, with your friends say,
girl, that's got to me something.
Wait too much got to watch my end
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,
Yeah
Put this shit back in ocean
No, I'm sure I ain't gonna be kosher
Out there
You wanna see what my attention
All of my attention
Yeah
We got a great show, great show
lined up for y'all
Great show lined up for y'all today, stay right there,
Stay right there.
Stay right there.
Oh shit.
I got to play a clip for y'all.
Oh shit.
I got to play a clip for y'all.
Okay.
I got to play a Jawsie clip for y'all.
Y'all's got a Jaze clip for y'all.
Y'all saw Jazey talking about our relationship with Madonna?
No.
No.
Oh, this is great.
I got a clip for y'all.
I got a clip for y'all.
Y'all stay right there.
Jazee, what up?
Jaze, what up?
She pulled up on my life.
on my right looking in the mirror making sure what shit was tight
I know she threw me watching who was scared to look my way
I know she won't look but I think I got a shoe
under pressure don't know what to do
she's got two cuties with her and I got my people's too
she put in one step on a gun and maybe you
look inside gave me a smile she knew what am I going to do so maybe she goes
Yeah, fans get that water too over there, for you.
It's a real nigga's birthday week.
You know what I mean?
My man going after, you know what I ain't gonna blow it up.
I ain't gonna blow it up.
My boy you out of here, huh?
You said I love you yet?
Yep.
No, that boy's, he said I love you.
He did it.
Oh, he definitely did that.
He said I love you.
The ringtone said that.
He did it.
Oh, you're the ringtone.
I forgot about the ringtone.
You got a ringtone.
You said I love you.
I remember them days.
He said it first, too.
No, he ain't say it first, but he responded fast.
Well, fold that up right now.
That's when it takes like 10 minutes to get off the phone.
You hang out.
He over there, you hang out.
You fall asleep on the phone and shit.
I love you.
I love you.
Ew, falling asleep.
That is what he doing.
I just happened to be in my fucking pictures in my phone,
and I just saw him.
the video I took at him when he was at the concert or hugged up.
I love the random videos I have in my phone to all of y'all.
And she promised me that it would take some time, but she would leave him alone.
That's the thing that keeps me strong.
We keep this applause gone for the best crew on earth.
Fuck as they're talking about out there.
Stop playing.
New Joe Bunn.
Get these drops out the way real quick.
No, so, daddy.
What's it?
This, what, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this part, this.
What's it?
You know, I see, and...
Who is that?
Is Mark to my head, Pousley?
Welcome to episode 920.
920.
Welcome to episode 920 of the Joe Button podcast, brought to you.
you buy, feud by power by prize,
this price, this gang, yeah.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful,
extremely happy to be here, host Joe Button,
here with some really amazing people.
Y'all know the vibes, you know the gang.
To my right.
Queens get the money.
Queens flip is in the building.
Can I hear that we drop one more time?
Please.
I got you, Big Mark.
See you with the Dolphins Center.
I got you.
I like that. I like that.
I'm the Web of Nidioa.
It's the network.
That was worth it.
That was worth it.
Yeah, that was.
Yeah, Mark, why are you got a,
why are you?
That was fire.
I loved it.
Who was that?
That was hitting.
Oh, my God.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to get.
Look at cookie and cream.
I'm in the building.
I'm happy to be here, man.
I finally got the drop.
Thank you.
Shout out to y'all.
Let's get to it, man.
That's what's up, man.
Next to him, this guy is a grade A jerk.
He's just tricking people with diplomas and t-shirts.
Yeah.
And he fucking heard this guy.
He bought it a t-shirt game.
This guy is an absolute menace to society.
I can see how he was outcasted from several communities.
This guy is dangerous.
Dangerous.
Yeah, no, this guy, but he's Philly's finest.
Only to the sister.
And he's our brother, and we absolutely love him.
Make some noise for our good brother, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill in the building.
Thank you.
Mark, how you doing, man?
I'm good.
I'm good.
Feel good.
Good, good.
Glad to have you.
Next to him, man.
Come on, man.
Stop playing.
I look down.
Remember that whistle?
Ooh.
Cleaned in a chitlin.
at them.
You're
Muslim.
It's an expression.
I don't eat them.
That won't refer me
to in pork
in the same thing.
Now I'm looking at you
You told you
little Mexican barber
to make your shit
look black again.
Your mustache.
Filipino.
Oh, you're Korean bar.
You told your Korean barber
yo, I'm going back black
on the stash.
Your shit mad,
bold now.
You look good.
You know,
before she was doing
that Picasso shit.
It looks at them.
You look good, though.
You're back now.
You look good.
Like Larry Fishburn.
Stop playing with my boy.
She look good, boy.
Sharp.
Just say thank you,
niggins if we can move on.
Anyway,
missed a thousand doors
and up, man.
She took his doors,
but it didn't hold him down.
She stole everything
from the relationship,
but it didn't keep him down.
He bounced back.
Yeah, I mean.
Stop playing with him, man.
Big is in the building.
That's that it's your door to fucking vibe.
Mm.
Look.
That's a one credit.
Next to him, our good brother, the freesiest of him all,
Mr. Take it further himself.
Ice is in the building.
What up, Breeze?
What's good?
Glad to be guys.
I missed the fuck out of y'all, man.
We missed you too, man.
How you missed you too, man?
How you doing?
I'm great.
I'm great.
Good, good.
Absolutely love that.
Next to him, Elmira's finest.
Big Parks.
Still potter of the month, I guess, is in the building.
Big Parks.
How you doing, man?
Good, man.
Paul, what up, baby?
Chill, chill, chill.
Good, good.
Take the chain off.
White Poe is here.
Talking Corey is here for now.
For now.
You know what I mean?
Until that morning, he made his way to that 27B.
Do that.
Oh, shit.
When he make his way to that 27B.
Middle seats.
Straight to St. Martin.
Not even see.
Some middle seats.
That's crazy.
Corey way too big for a middle seat.
No, pardon me, Duke.
Big Corey is in the building.
Erickson.
is here. Sivan is here. Tanner
is here by remote. Last but
certainly not least, each and every one of you very
important people out there here. Shout out
to the Patroni's out there. Shout out to all the
subgroup. Shout up to all you people that are here with us.
What's up? What's up? What's popping? What's popping? How are we doing?
Doing good, man. Oh, shit.
So we can get this right out of the way.
We could get this right out
of the way. Every time I open my phone, rest
the piece, Ashley, every time I open my phone.
Here she is. I'm
not starting with that.
because Jansy is absolutely nuts.
I just want to see if y'all hear what I hear
in this clip.
And then who's going to tell her?
Yeah, shit.
To talk to Madonna.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
I used to talk to Madonna, man.
That was a good life.
What was that like?
A great life.
That was a great life.
Madonna, like, you know what I'm saying?
It was just, it got bad because, like,
blah, the black women was hating on me.
Like, oh, you date.
Uh-huh.
When she posted that video, I don't know, remember the video on her page of us kissing and shit.
Yes.
See, Madonna's so wild.
I don't be doing to date with somebody.
It was like.
Was that like your lady or was it just?
No, we were friends.
We was friends.
We were like, she showed me love.
It was just a great, like, great whatever we had.
Did she buy you anything?
It was Bob's.
It was just, it was, you know, it's so crazy because, you would think that she's very, um,
She's like
She's not having been with a lot of women
Really?
No
Okay
She like you would have thought that it's probably like the second woman she's ever been with
You're only the second
I'm gonna
Are you crazy
You felt for that
You felt for that
You felt what you lactose?
Are you crazy?
I didn't even think that shit still worked
Who's gonna tell Jossi?
Oh man
I almost can't believe that worked
Why?
It's not on Jolly
I wouldn't think that work on her
Madonna shouldn't be able to
to get that off on nobody no more.
I mean, she fucked more than two.
It only because you Madonna.
She fucked more than two girls
and the Big Daddy Can't shoot.
She might have fucked more than two girls
the night. She kissed Britney Spears
at the fucking VMA Madonna.
Angelie, he was shocked, really?
She tried to hold you down, Jaze, come on.
They put Madonna on Driggs Jagger, too.
They play through a lot on drink jacket.
You know he fucked Madonna.
Oh, I thought you said it.
Yeah.
What you said that?
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, you know that dick of fuck Madonna.
I mean.
You don't think it first.
Like older Madonna?
You would take a spin.
Not today, I don't think.
But like in that era, that was like 15 years ago.
I knew it.
She's a Madonna, right?
She wouldn't need to get the lie.
She's 64, though.
And?
Yeah, but it's a white 64.
It's like older.
It's like a aged.
Hold up now.
But it ain't like a share 64, though.
A share.
You just a share?
Yeah, did you just see share?
No, I'm saying shares will.
better. I'm saying, sure
I understand. You don't understand, Madonna.
Oh, you
park it? Oh, he parking, y'all?
He's parking.
You go park it?
Y'all dig is up here fron.
I don't even say he'd be like
her Jeffrey or something.
Oh, shit.
You dig is fucking lying.
So you're just spake Madonna.
Nick, I. Yes or no. I will
fuck Madonna just for bragging rights.
Close your eyes and do it.
You say whatever you want.
This is Madonna.
But bragging to who?
You're 50 already.
You've been bragging to me.
You're talking about it.
I'll give you a dad on some cool shit to drop at the kickback.
No.
I ain't got to tell.
It's a personal brag.
You out of your own.
So shit you're doing your old self is fucking her.
Like you don't want to fuck Madonna now, but you want to fuck Madonna 30 years ago.
So now that you can.
It's an IOU.
25 year old you is still fucking Madonna.
Donah when you fuck me with Donner.
You're the girl that dish...
Interesting.
The girl that dish you on high school,
well, not you, because you're going to sit up here a lot,
but the girl that dished you on high school
that you wanted the IOU with,
you might pop even though she...
What I'm a lying about?
Why are you just going to lie and I didn't even say nothing?
No, I said you're going to lie about it.
He's going to lie about it.
What I'm a lying about?
That nobody dissed you in high school.
No, no, no.
I wasn't talking to girls in high school.
I was doing drugs.
I didn't say that.
I said the girl that you had a crush you on that was flying high school.
They might not be as fly today.
but you might pop just on some IOU
That's what your 20s was about
The 20s was about
Yeah
Sometimes I go typing their names
In the Instagram
So I know their first and last name
Still from class, nigga
I type it in
I remember my first girlfriend
Digger ever
Kindergarten
Digger
Yo, you're like kindergarten
This whole podcast is a cry for help
I have a kid
And everybody knows it but us
Yo
I was a bad day
But we got too many
She was a kindergarten.
Don't grow up and be fine.
The second guest
everyone on this podcast
was my high school crush.
I thought that was fly shit to do.
It is.
I brought on.
She was still fine,
but I didn't do nothing.
You know, not true.
Hey, Alma, if you want you.
Alma.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I know her old name.
I wasn't him in high school.
I wasn't getting no bitch
in high school.
I was doing crimes.
So now you him.
So when they go out,
the reception is different.
When I watch all your rappers,
street niggas today and you gang
bangers and you niggas that's doing all of the crime
that is my first or second
thought is y'all not get enough
pussy. I mean
y'all not get enough pussy.
You're not. You're not.
Y'all not getting good quality
pussy. No, you're not.
That's two different things.
Because they're fucking on the crime.
I'm about to say. Quality pussy
that makes some of these niggas turn their life old.
There's a lot of girls that they wouldn't have the time
to wake up and go be with
40 dirty niggas that you got to pay for
to go everywhere that's going to kill
niggas at the restaurant we go to.
Quality pussy to talk you out of that.
Quality pussy are you out here doing crime?
No. Quality pussy are you on a hot
block with a bag of dope?
Motherfucking middle of an election.
You're crazy. I believe all the stats
that show. When you get you a quality
woman? Shit.
Quality woman, quality pussy.
These niggas ain't.
Different.
Joe. You're speaking of two different things.
I don't think none of them niggas that's
running around waking up on some, yeah, let's go
do this drive-by has another choice
that's soft. Now that's not true because
there's some street niggas that get money to have
a good woman at home.
Great women at home. Are we talking about quality
women or we're just talking about getting in a month
I also think he's talking about crashouts, not
necessarily like dudes in the streets
that are doing well and chilling out.
I'm talking about crash outs.
Oh yeah.
They fucking on their way to the job.
You'll give me some head.
And soon as they've done, they go over there with the hot gun.
You sit the shit on the job.
Yo, yo, yo, my.
and shut that shit, that shit turned her on.
Oh, he just shot some niggins.
Come in.
She got wet.
You let me shit be way and wet.
She thought burning herself with a suss.
I love this.
This is okay from a Madonna talk.
Yeah.
He's the girls is crazy, you know.
She burned herself with this.
This thing is sick.
She burned herself with the gun.
That's funny.
There's a couple of real, real, real, real pretty girls I follow.
I haven't mustered up the courage to send the deep.
I want to send, which is, hey, are you in a gang?
I know what you're talking about.
Some of them.
Yes.
Some of them, I think they're in a game.
Yes.
It'd be some beautiful.
You can tell when they go hang out.
Yeah.
Nika.
They just don't care.
They in games.
No, I can.
You out your mind.
No, I got a story.
I was with Ice cousin one day.
God damn, nigga.
No, I don't know.
I ain't going to say his name.
Oh, a dude.
Oh, a dude.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I don't.
I thought you'd have crossed my mind.
I thought you took his cousin down, boy.
I said, that's a day.
Yo, you can't fuck ice cousin.
Yeah.
Yo, what's wrong?
But then I was like, I said the nigga
that probably got a few cute cousins
where the niggas are going to.
No niggas is fucking a cousin,
nigga.
Why you went on the room too?
That's his free.
It was this.
It's so.
I'm a cop-blime.
Wait.
That's it free.
You're out of your room.
You know, it's free.
You know, freeze.
Go to hell.
Make us a coffee.
Poor free.
You're like, hey, what are you doing here?
My cousin's birthday.
He ain't nothing to why.
Nick, I'm fucking this shit out of here.
Oh, you know it too.
I already know you do shit.
Yeah.
Where'd you come from?
Cameron?
This would do that.
You think so?
We in the, no.
No.
No.
You think it's a fuck?
Without us knowing?
Without asking permission?
Did the battery die?
I want it?
What is little Peter?
You know, what?
This nigger is an idiot.
Oh, man, that's fine.
If that little shit is up and functioning.
Somebody gets...
It's all right, man.
Holy shit.
That's cool.
Anyway, it's a dude cousin.
Yo, we're in a spot.
And this girl walked through with the donkey.
I'm like, who the fuck?
He's like, no.
She's a crypt.
And she go hard.
Like she outside.
I said, her?
Like, yeah, nigga.
Like, she lay them down.
I said, oh, all right.
You got it.
What?
They be the ones with the fire body, too.
And they be from Brooklyn.
I don't really mind them being in the gang.
I mind their invite list when I'm at the bar.
It's like, they invite people from the gang.
That's the crew, wish?
She could be in the gang or she what.
But at around 1.30, 145, and if she liked it, you'll tell you, listen, the people that's coming, it's about to get crazy in a second.
That's your cue.
No, but you're good, though.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
No, you good, though.
They support, they support.
They support.
They support.
They support.
The pretty joint, bring all the game being is out.
But you good, though.
No, I got to leave before.
I'm good at Uber.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got to go.
I'm good and going.
Because once, because once they come, wherever they ask me to go, I'm going.
Mm-hmm.
You're pressing.
You're going to.
No, I'm just saying.
And they drop me this shit too.
I'm dropping a mix tape.
I'm throwing a party for it this Sunday.
This Sunday.
You coming?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chicken wings are going to be there?
Who comes?
In Connecticut.
Oh, you know what?
I like Connecticut.
I love Connecticut.
You know what star?
I'll be here.
Yo, Mark, you ever dated a gangster or a tough woman or a street?
Yeah.
Some bitches are a shoot, Mark.
You did for real?
You did for real?
Yeah.
For real.
What is Dayton mean?
Dated, dated.
We're talking about the cult chick to fight.
Yeah.
No, I'm talking about like, you fucked with her.
Yeah, like, we kicked it, drink, fuck.
Let me use marshmallow.
Look how you're talking.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
She's a lady.
This is my Angela Ryan.
Don't get mad at us.
Are you fucking now, Mark?
Andrew Leroyne.
Mark, I can't believe it.
Look how they got Mark talking up there.
Shout to Angela.
And they did my 20s.
Yeah, I did a lot of stuff.
I did everything.
Yeah, you go ahead that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's that boy good.
He had that.
Oh, yeah, and my team?
13 and a half?
I was wild.
Yeah, the t-shirt
don't never say that part.
Come on, what y'all want to talk about, man?
We don't want to start.
Anywhere in the world.
Anywhere in the world, y'all want to start.
Coachella?
I guess we could.
Let's do it.
What did y'all think of Coachella?
I really just focused on Justin Bieber.
That was the only thing I wanted to watch.
Clipson Bieber was the only thing I even watched, really.
Can you afford the people what's going on?
I didn't watch.
Coachella, I didn't know Coachella was happening.
By the time I knew it was streaming, it was a bunch of people I'd never heard of.
Yeah.
So I was like, I was, I was good on everything.
But Justin Bieber was, I mean, Justin Bieber's going through some interesting shit right now.
So it's Katie Perry.
Wait, what happened with Katie Perry?
She got accused of some things.
Oh, did she?
Yeah, she got accused of kissing a girl and liking it.
Ah.
Just the girl didn't like it.
She forgot that part.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this time the girl didn't like it.
Yeah.
She was taking shit out there?
Snatchie.
Oh, shit.
You can't tell me?
Never mind.
Never mind.
You were saying, Mark.
I mean, she was rocking out with Homeboy that was taking shit too, allegedly.
So, anyway, carry you.
Expand.
Finish what you said.
Finish your thought.
I wasn't saying anything.
You sure?
I'm positive.
I've never been more positive, Mark.
You were saying.
Justin Bieber put on a set that was a little, it was a little, how was you?
Weird?
Creative.
It was great.
So part of it was good, right?
First of all, it was a lot of swag, too.
Like, if you like swag, too, then you love this set, because it was a whole lot of that.
If you love his biggest hits and his best performances, this wasn't for you.
Yeah.
He didn't do the hits?
Sort of, kind of.
Sort of, some of it.
Okay, so some of it was an acoustic set.
Some of it was like the faith and family set.
And then some of it was the YouTube set or the laptop set.
Yeah.
He literally brought out his laptop and started playing memes and videos, including videos of
himself. So some of them hits that you like
was like on the YouTube version.
Yeah, and then he just kind of harmonized along a little bit
sometimes. Yeah, and sometimes he just
stood there like F5.
Yeah. It was weird.
It's a little weird. Or creative, depending.
It's kind of split the
Beververse. I'm starting to get
again, maybe I'm old, but I'm starting to feel like some of the shit we say is
creative is just basic, dumb shit that is
so basic and dumb that we
twist ourselves in the pretzel pretending that is
uber interesting and creative. We just put a laptop.
I can do that shit.
We could call it the L word if we want to.
Yeah.
It was a little bit lazy.
Yeah.
It was lazy.
Or you could say it was a minimalist artistic expression.
Indeed.
Yeah.
Depending on where you are in the B-R-Verse.
Exactly.
I thought it was a little bit boring, but...
Yeah.
And I really like Justin B.
Me too.
And I like Swag and Swag too.
Yeah.
The great albums.
Yeah.
But, yeah, nah.
The set wasn't it.
Is that all your commentary about this performance?
That's all I have to say.
and oh and
it was remarkable that
you know
when you start showing him his own
audition footage
and his own YouTube singing of
like singing like Usher
and Chris Brown back in the day
that shit was 2008
that's 18 years ago
I just forgot how long
he'd been on the scene
he's a grown-ass man
with a family
but that shit was 18 years ago
made me feel oldest shit
watching
he didn't play that one did he?
No
I think he played that one
for time
for time
he ran out of time
how's that for me
making $10 million in an hour.
That's what he got?
Excuse me?
That's what he got.
Well, that's what he got from,
for his performance fee.
Sheesh.
I made $10 million.
If I paid you $10 million,
you put out your fucking laptop.
Yes.
I just make the shit up.
Keep your overhead, Mom.
I mean, off camera, we would just
coming up with,
I guess,
hypotheticals of why he might have did that, right?
There's a bunch floating around there.
He sold his catalog.
Yeah.
Right?
So if you do sell your catalog and you perform, you don't make the money from that?
Normally you would.
Yes, I'm saying.
But what he sold was a little different.
He basically sold anything that made money prior to, I think it's like, 2022.
So he, performance rights to the song, he sold that.
Streaming rights.
Streaming rights.
He sold that.
So even if the company Universal still owns the song,
Whatever portion that he was going to make from it,
if a song is played, streamed anything, he sold that part.
How much did he get?
$200, a little bit over $200.
I mean, withdrawing, Your Honor.
So if that's true, well, we know that part is true.
And I'm doing a performance,
and if I perform these new songs, I get paid for them.
I wouldn't give you all the old records.
For $200 million, you could have naming rights to my kids.
And I'm going to go create more slaps.
That's the heart of it.
That's easiest than that.
Well, 18 years in the game
It's a little harder for it.
Those two albums were good
And they performed well.
They're a great album.
Yeah, people like those albums.
They're really good albums.
They sound good live.
Yeah, but he, I mean,
there's a lot of people saying that he couldn't
because he sold his catalog.
He could.
You can cover any song you want to.
You just don't get the money.
You just don't get the money.
And, I mean, not for nothing.
He just put these two albums out.
This is one of his first performances
since they have come out,
at least on this scale,
it would behove him to pump these albums.
But you want a little bit of a baby.
That's what he was to the fucking award, yo, with the same victim look and sat up there in his drawers and started fucking...
I think he's trying to convey a message and I think he wants people to start asking questions.
Okay.
I think he might have something that he wants to say.
And he just want him want to just come out and say it.
I think he wanted to just come out and say it.
I mean, he went through like some health scares and shit too, so there's a lot of shit going on.
But I would have still played the slaps.
Like, as part of my performance, I would have still played the slaps.
I would have put the majority in my album out.
He's so smooth.
He did.
Help scare.
He did.
I forgot what it was.
Yeah.
I don't want to speculate.
It was something.
For real?
Yeah.
Best piece.
He did 30 songs.
It was a 90-minute set.
I mean, he did a lot of music.
It wasn't like he didn't do a lot of music.
30 songs is a lot of songs.
But it's also like how he performed.
Again, the better songs he didn't perform in the way that you'd want to hear him.
He brought Thames out.
That was dope.
But most of the shit you didn't want to hear the way he did it.
To me, toward the end.
The acoustic set was dope, though.
Again, he's Justin Bieber.
He's still him, but yeah.
He didn't bring a DJ at nothing.
A kni-ploid.
And a mouse pad.
Niggum, I'm trying to save money.
Do y'all know anything else that happened to Coachella
outside of the Justin Bieber performance?
Do we know who else performed?
Clips and clips.
That's all I know.
All I know about Coachella was the white blogger ladies
that I was following.
They was telling me how trash everything was.
So they was just showing me everything.
That was killing it.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Really?
Once you watch one, they're going to show you everybody that's killing them, yeah.
And Coachella just seemed weird leading up to Coachella.
It seemed to a little quiet.
More quiet.
It was too much marketing.
Not a word.
There's no controversy.
It is two weeks, though.
So next weekend maybe there'll be more hype potentially.
I don't know who's playing.
I don't know if it's different lineups.
But it is a two weekend thing.
It was still quiet, beer.
Usually I know when it's happening.
There's some noise happening.
Yo, you got to watch the stream.
even if you're not there, you know what's going on.
Yeah, why didn't they float the normal Frank Ocean rumor that happens every Coachella?
Right.
Something.
That's another one.
Anyway, I don't care about Coachella.
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
I'm sorry.
To the Bebs.
Shout to everybody that was there.
Shout to Bebes.
I'll try to catch a little bit more this weekend.
Hopefully there's a good lineup.
Because these lineups were, it was tough.
Like, look at all, there's like six different stages or whatever.
I didn't know a lot of artists.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm cool.
Do y'all care to share outreach?
with me about the rock and roll hall of fame?
Outrage.
What's the outrage?
Did you all say you got inducted?
Yeah, we did.
Who did?
Okay, so we talked about
a couple months ago, we talked about the
nominees, and we were all excited
about the nominees.
Great nominees.
But the actual eight performers
that got voted into this year's class
and shout out to them, they all deserve it.
For sure.
Phil Collins.
Definitely.
Okay, yes.
Billy Idol.
Okay.
Yes.
Iron Maiden.
Okay.
Again, all yes.
The Joy Division slash New Order.
Oasis
Shadeh
Shadeh
There we go
Everybody would
Imani's happy
about that
Luther Vandros
Okay
And
Wu Tang Clan
Okay
What we mad at
What are we mad at
I'm gonna tell you
Who didn't get in there
Please
That's what the outrage comes from
Again everybody deserved it
The left out names
Because there were 17 nominees
The Black Crows
Okay
Jeff Buckley
He should
He still got one album
But okay, carry a great album.
Did he make Buckley's the medicine?
That shit is knocking cold right up.
Hey, who the fuck?
His biggest song is a cover.
He was great, but wait a minute.
I'm saying wait for outrage.
I'm going in this particular order.
Okay, but wait a second, though.
Who the fuck is Jeff Buckley?
Who do you all think I am that I got me outraged that Jeff Buckley?
Rest of peace.
Didn't make it.
Man.
We all here.
Hallelujah, you're going to be like, oh, okay.
Hallelujah's missing.
That's what I'm saying.
You're Muslim, nigga.
Hallelujah don't resonate with you, bullshit.
He's talking about.
Hallelujah.
You ain't going to beat the allegations, but what else you got?
Who else did it make?
So, Mariah Carey.
She can wait a second.
She can wait.
She can wait a second.
Okay.
We'll talk about that in a minute.
I'll tell you why I think that's not true.
Shadeo with Mariah?
I mean, Melissa Etheridge.
Yeah, keep going.
I mean, I'm listening.
She can wait.
She can wait.
Y'all's, in excess.
They can wait.
They can definitely wait.
New edition.
They should be in there.
They should be in there.
They can wait.
Get the fuck out of here.
Now you can't.
They can wait.
You can't.
Who can't.
Who change.
No, no.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
You, hey.
Everybody be easy.
Everybody be easy.
We're having a good day.
Those niggas come around, boy.
We're having a good day.
We'll help you.
Need this joke.
How are you doing it?
I love them all over.
I'm doing me.
I pieced it up already.
If you want to start a new in 2026.
No, no.
Shout out to Wutei clan.
What I'm saying is, there you go.
If we're talking about chronological order,
the whole point is they can wait.
I'm saying New Edition is older and been around longer.
I'm just saying if we go on,
they all deserve it.
Remember, I started with they all deserve it.
But if we're just saying they both were big
and one deserves to be in,
new edition been out a decade and a half before.
How long Phil Collins has been out?
since the 70 what?
That's my point.
And he's just getting his induction.
So other motherfuckers could wait.
I'm not saying that those people.
Mariah Carey's going to be in the Hall of Fame.
Lauren Hill's going to be in the Hall of Fame.
New Edition is going to be in a Hall of Fame.
Shadee is just getting inducted.
So if Shadee and Phil Collins can wait, no disrespect.
So the fucking Lauren Hill and Mariah.
The Househoven.
I'm just saying.
Because they be getting inducted for different shit.
Mark, all of these people are amazing.
If it were reversed, we would be saying the same thing.
If New Edition made it and Wu-Tang wasn't on it,
I would say Woutain can wait a second.
And I would too, because that would make more sense to me.
You just weren't about the chronological order part?
What I'm saying is the Rock and Royal Hall of Fame
don't make no damn sense.
It's arbitrary and capricious.
Sometimes they pick the biggest name.
Sometimes they don't.
Sometimes they pick the oldest group.
Sometimes they don't.
And whenever they make a choice, they use that as the excuse.
Now, you know what they've been doing lately?
Because we've been,
the black people really didn't give a fuck about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at all.
Up until the last probably five years or so,
six years or so.
Yeah.
So now to keep the communities engaged, we're going to give you some rappers.
We're going to give you some this.
We're going to give you some that.
And we're going to mix it up.
So Wu-Tang Clan is going to bring a different demographic than maybe New Edition would.
Wu-Tang is more rock than New Edition.
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying, but Wu-Tang is going to capture the other demo.
Wu-Tang is more worldwide than no addition.
Yeah, like we're not doing that.
I ain't even think of that.
I didn't even think of that ice.
Let's go freeze.
I didn't even think of ice.
And this is why I don't like it.
It's not close at all.
Yeah, I don't disagree with you.
I'm saying that's, that's that's.
That's why I don't like the rock and rock.
I think part of the process, because I saw lots of ballots.
I think it's fan voted on it.
Part of it.
Part of it.
Really?
So that's going to have some sway to do.
Advantage, which I hate.
Which I hate.
Oh, by the way, also left out of this list was Pink and Shakira.
They can wait.
They can wait.
All of them are.
Pink and Shakira.
No, I'm not outraged by it.
My issue is new addition.
No addition should be in there.
New edition should be in there.
New addition should be in there.
And they'll get in.
And again.
I just feel like Mark in his house somewhere.
has an outraged jukebox
He's looking for it.
When he needs something, he's going to
Oh yeah. Look what do he want to be
outraged? I'm taken to the streets
tomorrow. Because you knew what edition didn't fucking make.
No, I just don't like the Rockville Hall of Fame in general.
I don't like that's what it sounds like. Yeah, it's the criteria.
It's the groups is who they, again, like, I love the
public enemies in there. I love the NWA is in there. I love
the Tribe called Quest is in there. It's just sometimes I don't
get the order.
So if that's under your guys,
Phil Collins and Chadee should be pissed. That tribe is in there.
Yes.
You get what I'm saying?
Yes.
But there ain't nobody saying that?
We weren't outraged.
I was.
I'm being dramatically outraged, but I definitely don't like it.
I don't like the order.
I don't like the lodge.
Now, Phil might already be in the Hall of Fame.
He is with Genesis.
With Genesis.
So that's different, too.
Like, sometimes you've been there with your group, but you're going to be in there as an individual.
I'm good with that.
I'm not even going to know the day that they put Robert Buckley in there.
Jeff Buckley.
Tony Buckley.
It's like, I ain't playing.
Whenever he make it rest of a bit.
I ain't going to be.
I ain't going to know.
he made it.
My notification is off on that one.
You can send that to spare.
Stop, that's not nice.
He said that he created the medicine.
Yo, this is crazy.
He's got one song.
I do, I love that album.
What's the song?
Hallelujah.
Which is a cover.
It's a couple.
What's the song, Hallelujah?
It's slow.
I'm not going to play.
Hallelujah.
No, please play it.
That one?
Please.
It's fine.
Already.
Because already is funny with you and Mark
being stupid again.
This is about to be great.
And then I'm done.
Then I'm done with the rock and roll all of fame.
We got to hear what he's dropping on that.
It's also like seven minutes long.
No, we just need.
All we need is the first 30 seconds.
30 seconds of that.
I hate you.
And he said, nigga, in there somewhere too.
You'll probably actually like that shit.
Listen, it's fire.
I'm a day.
No, this came on.
It ain't bad so far.
Yeah, yeah.
He put a little twist on.
Let's see what he do.
He put a little twist on, hallelujah.
This ain't your great.
Great grandma, hallelujah.
You know who created your grandmoms, hallelujah?
No.
Riley from...
Robert Peeke.
No, Jester, uh...
Yeah, I don't care.
Jester Harrison.
He played Riley on 2-27.
I mean, on, amen.
Oh, okay.
One of the greatest composers of 20th century.
Oh, word, dude.
Y.
You know?
Yeah.
Oh, I see the fucking.
Oh, yeah.
This is...
Who the fuck are you talking about, man?
One of the greatest black composer of 20th century.
We don't know him, that's why I'm telling you.
Justin's the fucking ass.
He was on eight men.
He played Robb.
Justin Hurt.
You know what?
Fuck you up.
This is not a music podcast.
I ain't with it.
Hey, Mark.
He fucked it up.
Nah.
All like the music.
The music.
Take turns.
Yo.
Now, he fucked it up.
He got a lot.
I know this record.
No, you don't.
Wait, let's get to the hook.
Better turn up somewhere.
This shit sound like it's on the fucking Epstein playlist.
Oh, God.
This shit sounds safe.
Hallelujah.
Oh, you.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you very much, Jeff Beck.
Jeff, Jeff.
Hey, Mark.
You and Jeff could go.
Thank you very much.
We appreciate that.
He was tight about Jeff Buckley.
Oh, my God.
I'm not tight about Jeff Buckley.
He doesn't relate to God, nigga.
He deserved to be.
You don't relate to this God?
Which is all his outrage right now.
You got me listening to, yo.
Oh, hell.
He fucked up some good music just.
Yo, that music was fire.
That music was hard.
You got to listen to the rest of the record.
You don't like it.
It's really an amazing record.
It is.
All right, I'll check it out.
Anyway, shout out to, boy.
Why was he whispering?
This thing got me Googling Raleigh from A-Men.
Riley from A-Men, Justin.
He's still going.
He mentioned it.
Anyway.
What else can we be outraged about?
Amos and Andy was also
Mark
Jester fucking Harrison
Justin
Justin
Justin fucking Harris did you buddy
Jester
Jester Harrison yes
I'm not gonna lie
I am excited about this
when they do the induction
in the live performance though
Yes
They're gonna body that shit
He needs to call Brian Michael Cox
You know Riley
I remember Riley from Amyman
Yeah no I do
Yo yo yo
you know you know
They missed it yeah
Yeah
This nigga was born in 1901, game.
Yeah, he was a legend.
He was a great composer.
He was in Amos and Andy.
He wrote one of the most important musical compositions.
Rest of peace, yo.
I tried.
What the fucking fuck?
He can't bring it out.
He don't play with the guy of black people.
All of a sudden, when it comes to the music,
you don't play with it because of the black people.
But sports.
What else are going on out there?
Holy shit, y'all.
That was great.
I'm just, I know you're itching to talk about the WNBA draft.
Let's get to it.
I know you're waiting.
Enough bullshit, y'all.
Let's get to it.
Enough of the bullshit.
I saw you tweet last night.
Live tweeting.
Yo, I was.
I watched TV.
I'm telling y'all that if the seniors of this broadcast don't pick up and say something.
He's going to just go crazy with this bullshit.
I'm out of the whole shit.
I got about three more than my back pocket.
Oh my, please, no, please, please.
All right, we got new music.
We did.
We did it.
And boy, oh boy, did she go crazy.
Woo.
Got me on a beat so it's a bang.
Yeah, let's go, Ram.
Yeah, let's go, Ram.
Oh, you bitch, you get a surgery in exchange for promo, bitch.
I'm a gang, we get a yacht and some yolo shit,
and you keep jumping on my dick like a pogo stick.
In competition with herself don't even know that.
Bitch. Hose be doing the most over so-so dick. I've been her since I was wearing
Bobos, bitch. You get a bullet through your shirt with a logo whiz. The nerving niggins
claiming that they wrote those hits. When they whole career, they ain't never ghost
wrote shit. Not for me or anybody else. You know exactly like you help a nigger go help yourself.
See, I know what the problem is. I don't really brag enough, but you don't talk about
prices. When your bag is up, you keep talking numbers but the numbers ain't adding up.
You want to be a baddie butt. You ain't bad enough. See, I know how to network. I on a network.
You know you're getting money
When they Googling your network
Conflicting positions
You got them to fuck up out of here
I'm sorry I love everybody involved
I'm saying but that's a good song
Yeah it was good
It was good raping.
Well are you guys
Of the position that she is shooting at people
Yeah
That's Robbie Ma first of all
She shoots
Yeah she shoot that people
I love
When girls shoot at each other
And they can rap
Yeah
You get surgery in exchange
For promo
bitch.
That hurts.
I don't know who she's talking to.
But whoever it is,
whoever it is.
They know.
That hurts.
And they'll find it because,
you know,
she went off on this shit.
I ain't,
I ain't,
she went crazy.
She went like something
that video too.
And it's always good
to have a good muse
to shoot at.
As a rapper,
you want to keep somebody
to shoot at
even if it's imaginary
and the public never know.
Or not imaginary.
I didn't imagine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or that.
But, you know,
she went,
She got her shit off on this one.
This reminded me of like the beat.
I'm talking about.
It reminded me of like a modern day lean back kind of beat.
Yeah.
Like sped up a little bit.
It started in the record community.
A little horn.
And, you know, I'm shocked that she wouldn't have put a hook on this.
This is just on the radar thing, ain't it?
It's a quick freestyle.
No, it's a beat.
She put it out.
Oh, she put it out.
I purchased this.
Oh, no shit.
Oh, I always saw on Instagram.
I wouldn't go on a hook on this.
I purchased this.
Shit.
Why not?
A lot of people did it.
This beat is rocking, she killing.
This ain't a single.
This is not a side.
This is a point.
It's a warning shot.
Yeah, this is a point.
I'll be listening to him the way home.
This is something that the hook could have been on.
I don't know what you're talking about.
This is a beat that they-
And a guest feature.
And if I would have put it out as a freestyle,
that's the error I come from.
If you put it out as a freestyle
and that shit starts gaining some tracks
and you're pulling it back
and you put that motherfucker out.
Right.
But in the person that makes the beat
in the community,
in the regular community,
They allow all the artists to get on it.
That's one of those beats.
I don't think that he's a game to it.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
So it really is a free style.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Boogey bottle time.
I take it back.
I take it back.
I take it back.
I take it back.
I take it back.
Got it.
I think that's talking out your neck
when I know how your nigga neck works.
See, I think that's totally disrespectful.
That's true.
I think that was the idea.
And it's kind of true a little bit, right?
I never thought about it.
Who are they talking about?
Yeah.
Whoever she's talking about.
I don't know what she's talking about.
But he could be true.
Potentially, yeah.
How you're talking out your neck?
And I know how your nigga neck work.
Like that's, nigga?
Are you crazy?
Talking out your neck?
I love girls talking shit.
I know you really hate my guts because your bitch is really ugly.
Can't make this up.
That's hard.
That's hard.
They telling me I should wait.
Nigel, wait for what the weight is up.
Look, it's time.
When you see me with a bitch, it's fine.
When these other bitches rap is always just rhymes.
When I rap, bitch, it's always 10 dom.
Stop playing with me.
I got these niggas.
jail will you staying with me. I got these niggins in the streets really slain with me.
I got these niggins in the south will he hanging with me. I got these niggins
and what you're looking at my shoes for? I swear to God I know I'm on these
bitches move boards. I'm in the city pretty driving something two door. Nice fit in the feet
giving shoe porn listen. Hey, hey. I never get at it but I always get missed.
Wait a minute hey. But I'm just getting hoke but I never get fuck. See I might get sub but I never
get touched. My floor, no smoke but it never gets duck. Got the
this big ass chain and it never gets up.
She's smoking.
That's called the W-Y-F-L rhythm.
Nope, we got it.
No, nigga, what you feel like?
Now, don't play with Caribbean, nigga.
Watch your mouth.
DJ Mac and the niggas made it.
Shout out to them.
Stop playing, nigga.
Put some respect on the rhythm
because you liked it.
I love it.
I just didn't know.
You educated me.
I had no idea.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, damn.
See?
See?
He hit me right.
That explains a lot.
Mike, blow a little smoke.
but it never get ducked
What?
Wait, no, I'm going on in this
I'm going on in this.
Get sub but I never get
touch.
Like I'm this big hole
but I never get fucked
See I might get sub
but I never get touch
Might blow those smoke
But he never get touched
Got this big ass chain
And it never gets tucked
Not at all
I don't play those games
You got beep with red bitch niggas
Say my name
You shot
That's tough
Yeah
Fad did a freestyle too
Yeah we're here right now though
Yeah.
Oh, shot the ramp.
That was crazy.
That was absolutely.
It's conflicting, you know, when you're cool with people, right, Paul?
It's why you got to.
You just enjoy it as a fan.
That's how you can do.
Why is conflicting it both?
What are them can rap?
That's why you got to be more.
True.
It's always tricky.
It's always tricky.
You know, but let me ask you a question, Joe.
We love Mr. and Miss Smith as a movie.
We love all the movies with you were married together and now you got to go at it.
I was going to ask you, like, I was going to think about hip-hop history and, like,
a dude.
If he comes back, what does that look like?
He can't.
Because he can't come back the same way she...
No, you can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You wouldn't do that.
You can't.
I'm sorry.
You wouldn't do it.
That's what I'm trying to say.
You would.
I would.
In the New York second.
You're going first.
I would do it.
Who did that?
Like who had like a good...
What's a good back and forth male, female beef and rap?
None.
That's what I'm saying they're trying to think of like, I can't think of like a good one.
Even than Frankie.
But those aren't B.
Because usually somebody throws something.
You can't.
You can't.
And don't nobody throwing them back.
The dude can't do it.
What's the time the dude started, Roxanne Chatea,
only built for steady fucking?
Like, you get bars like that, and then that's it.
But, like, an actual battle back and forth.
Like, I can't think of one.
Can't.
I'm telling you.
You can't do it.
So.
Sporty thieves and TLC?
That's a good one.
They ain't know each other.
They weren't shooting at each other.
No, they're just, but it's still.
It was a response record.
Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about.
Sporty thieves listens to the pod.
Shot sporty.
And we went there for, for fucking, um,
that was a fucking record.
For them to be for them to be, that was my shit.
They got all the pub money.
No, what I'm saying is that these shit's going to be personal.
You can't say personal shit to your ex.
As a man on a song, you want to look crazy.
He's talking to him.
I know, but his chick's couldn't rap.
Well, he's about to pull something up.
Yeah, my chick's old records, nigger.
At least three.
Nah, that's why you just got to be easy.
When you date a rapper, you got to worry about that kind of shit.
90 times.
You have to worry about that.
So what do you think is happening?
Oh, shit.
So I'm thinking like, yeah,
Wild Club didn't respond.
You have a bunch of ideas.
And that's smart.
Yeah.
I don't know exactly what's happening.
Some of the best songs ever is kicking your girl back in.
Hey, and there's a nigga and a woman that went back and forth.
Just thought about it.
Cool.
Rihanna and Drake.
Ah, yeah, that was a little back and forth for a second.
That's good.
Hey.
Now, I don't change the vibe here.
Yeah, please, though.
Please, though.
Can we play his Fabjoy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do it.
Let's hear a fad.
He went crazy too.
Yeah, let's hear a fash in a yard.
Celebration dance, touchdown with the squad.
This is not a local touchdown, we're abroad.
Let's rap about it, though.
Touchdown like the Pard.
Bank like T-D touchdown with the card.
Pick six to kick it touchdown with the brats.
She on all fours, touchdown like a quad.
So I had to run it back.
Touchdown, 100 yards.
Keep me in the end zone.
That'll get you gemstones on your skin tone.
Booty pebbles for the tin, not a tin don't.
Ask make the bedrock like the Flintstone
Trix some of kids and it's money been grown
And I get under niggas skin like an ingrown
Up on these niggas, you would think I sent drones
Where they try to cross you would think I went chrome
Trying to get me on camping for a pink phone
Trying to dip with my Jewels like I'm getting done
We don't really bookrooms, niggas rent homes
Put away that sprint phone or get sent home
It's a secret society, all he acts is trust
Only niggas doing it to the max is us
Let's go for him
People coming through like they was faxin us
So we gotta keep chop
like it's an axe with us.
West Indies like it's say in a kicks.
That's how we stepping through that A76.
Cake very thick like a plate's never missed.
Pussy tastes like rum punch take every sip.
Yo, I used to serve a J that was food.
Selling butter soft.
I shouldn't truck foul.
Hey.
The team's link them.
Next party pink and white.
Can't shut it down.
Vibs unstoppable.
My dog, Agney, just sent the actress.
And Big Larry bringing Brooklyn badness.
We only got bitch.
Girl, let's cease to Sunday.
Hoping like the rabbits.
Shout out this leg.
Got the Rick on display.
No, I had to come silky when I can't risk a day.
And he did the video saying everything that he did in the song.
Even in all the spots he named, walking it.
I like Fab taking the cameraman for the video on the vacation.
That was fire.
That's tough.
Now that Flip explained to me what this beat is and what's going on,
that made the end of Fab's verse make sense to me.
When I first heard, I was confused.
When I first heard it was like, okay, he went crazy for the first 28 bars,
and then it sounded like a commercial was happening
with the video as I'm seeing it.
But now that you explained it, that makes all of the sense
in the world.
And Fab, but you still, what did he say?
You still fucking tell him the bitches
to follow the car with the blinkers.
Show him!
Nigger, he's going, old school on him
when he out there.
I think the road still work.
Yo, we up.
Fab doing the world of disservice, bro.
By not putting up more music?
Yes.
Yeah.
The nigga rap's way, way, way too good to be this dormant.
I know.
I know flip.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn, dormant is the word.
I mean, we not hear one step above it.
Yeah.
I wouldn't call him active.
Not active.
Not active enough.
That nigga is too talented.
Way too talented.
Yeah, bro.
Gotta be conflicting, man.
I mean, you know, if we're saying that, imagine how he feels about himself.
He know he's talented.
He know his talented.
He knows what he could do to the world.
I'm not mad that no rappers making the pod pivot to pod.
Oh, no, no.
We wasn't talking about that.
I was saying, that's what he's doing.
It does feel good to hear his voice.
Absolutely.
Like, I even, I like the 50 shit he did.
The word play, all of that shit.
When he get on, he'll remind you like, Dan, that nigga used to.
Who he is, yeah.
I just have a lot more empathy for rappers.
Like, when you're not rapping, I assume that there's a reason that you're not rapping.
That's what the empathy comes from.
That could be true.
Especially when you are of our era.
It could be health shit going on, personal matters.
Business matters that you're trying to clear up.
A lot of us had was in fucked up deals, had fucked up deals.
I don't know I'm talking about that.
I'm just talking about that whole era now.
Some people realized it later than others.
You don't know what people are going through.
Imagine the rappers that's in them positions looking at their peers like a Lloyd Banks,
a ransom who
are able to
still rap whenever they want
and you know you got it
it's then you you know you want to rap
and for whatever reason you can't
that should have fuck with you
that's why it's funny to follow
the crowd and it's funny to be sheep
those people that the cool kids laughed
at when the turn was
happening the people that were
focusing on just
independence or straightening out of their contracts
or having some ownership
even if that means you're only selling
10,000, 12,000, 15,000 copies in a week.
Back when they didn't realize that that was a pretty good
thing that was happening because you was too busy laughing,
those are the people that are kind of dominating today.
So what do you do in a situation like that, right?
Do you hope or do you wait?
Because, you know, time waits for no man.
What are you doing the situation like that?
Aren't you doing yourself a disservice if you don't find another?
Well, remove this from FAB, but anybody,
let's say if they're going through something personal,
contractual issues that they don't want to
I'm figuring out of way
if I'm fat.
Don't you do?
Change my name.
I'm going to join the band.
I don't give a fuck.
But you know, you change your name.
Doesn't that take away from
the equity that you built for?
I still want to make music.
I can't speak for hands.
Not that the fans know what you.
If I pop out and you see as me.
It'll work.
And I'm doing what I do.
You only have to build it up, but
nigger Prince turns name to a logo.
Like, we got to do something.
You got to do something.
That nigg is too, too, too exceptional.
And wouldn't work with anybody who was something.
to a label.
Like he's stood in that.
There's too many stories
of people asking for features
and him saying, well,
do you own your stuff
or are you a slave?
Like, Prince was...
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
He's hard line with that.
No, I heard him talk a lot.
I didn't know he wouldn't work
with niggas that had a label deal.
Yeah.
He wasn't clear and shit.
He's well documented
of telling the artist,
listen, I'm trying to fucking put my kids
to college, not theirs.
Wow.
Shout to Prince, rest in peace.
I knew that part where he wasn't
clearing shit.
for them labels.
You come to him for it?
Nope.
I never had that, bro.
I just always been stubborn on some...
Fuck the system type of shit.
And it turned.
By him too?
Turned and worked out.
Yeah.
Him too?
No, but that's not...
What the problem you never had?
I'm sorry.
I just want to be clear.
At one point, you said that you realized...
Wanting to be down.
Wanting to be down.
Wanting to be signed.
Wanting to be famous.
Wanting to bend.
Got it.
I got you.
Willing to do whatever for a big single
or for a bigger album push
or for better product placement
or for your better B uh B uh fucking uh spins on the radio let me ask your question if if you found
out yeah BDS if finding out you're in the bad contract later on in your career right
does it cause a form of depression meaning like of course you'd be sad and shit like that
could could it hinder you for making music i'm sure i'm sure could tell my you it didn't for me
so you found another outlet yeah depression didn't want no drama with me I've been depressed before
music nash look at that beer right
they're talking about. They can't stop me.
Oh, I hanged my phone? Yeah, no, I kept going.
I kept going. Thank God. Thank God.
I have power up here.
I was just saying you really were to
Justin Hirsten in your generation.
Amen.
Amen.
Hallelujah.
I think him and his wife stood up in bed and think of ways to fuck with us.
Oh, for sure.
It's a tag team.
Yeah, I think he got like a team writing some of this shit.
And now it's time for my favorite part of the show.
Prize Piz.
You know, this
You miss
and nothing that came out
He was shit in dust
He old
It felt like it was heavy, right?
Yeah, you know, mad gas
You go get that's the worst
When you sit down and fart
Yeah
Oh, that's the worst
Talk to your man is, yo
Our good brother
His stomach was upset
His stomach was upset
This is the worst place
For your stomach to be upset
Yeah
Yeah
Why?
It really is.
years. Why? Because everybody
Because they're immature assholes
tell everybody.
He don't care.
Niggas shit right there
with everybody in the living room,
nigga.
I don't care.
You got to take your thumbs.
I'll take them shit.
You want to get you some tons?
I wouldn't.
I keep that shit by the bedroom dressing,
nigger.
Arms length.
A pill dro.
I'm at the age.
Just mad pills.
I used to question my grandparents.
All these fucking pills.
Not now.
The pill aid, man.
You know what?
You want some trickle?
Niggas don't take tums?
You want some of my Pepsi?
I got some of my Pepsi.
I got charcoal.
You know what?
What?
Charcoal.
It does.
Y'all never took charcoal?
It does.
Charcoal will get your shit right.
That's the Colt Pharmacy.
No is not.
You just got some briskets in your back in your back?
Charcoal?
Kingsford.
It works.
Yeah, charcoal.
Outside of America, they had a shit in drugstore.
But how do you just said charcoal?
You made real charcoal?
I'm not getting bricatsy.
The Al Jazeera pharmacy.
No.
Actually, yeah.
Charcoal is amazing.
You go to any country, you got to fuck them.
Your shit come out black, though.
It should come out black eating thums.
About three days later.
Well, I ain't know that.
Ish, take your fucking, um...
What's the pink
pepto? That's what it is.
That's what it is. Peplot. That's what it is.
Yo, you know you can't boost medicine.
Be sure.
Who's that?
Hold up.
Yes, you can.
That is the right part of the highest shit to boost.
You should get your medicine prescribed to you.
Okay.
You shouldn't rely on it.
Why you think when you go to the
drugstore now, even in this boogey,
All that shit locked up.
All that shit locked up.
I hate that shit.
You gotta press the button.
I buy my tongue's up state.
It's locked up because of breaking.
It's still free.
It's locked up because of breaking bad.
No.
No, that's not.
That's just the shit.
That's just the guy.
That's behind the counter now.
You got to give me your ID for that.
That's just that.
Benet drill behind bars now.
The regular shit be behind bars.
Soap be behind bars where I'm at.
It is fucking annoying.
When you call your primary physicians,
I don't know what you talk.
I'm straight at at 6 o'clock.
I go to Dr. Winsman.
You wasn't there a while, though.
Yeah, you should come out.
It wasn't no smelling there, neither.
It ain't nothing come out.
That's fishy.
Light-eyed niggas, they're going to the bathroom.
It just smelled like nothing.
You just want to go see me of a smell?
Stupid.
Oh, what I was cracking on?
You're going to do the prize.
No, I used to say something I wanted to crack on.
Oh, no, no, because he was saying,
I said, yeah, I ate some halalau.
and it was at the wrong time of day.
You're not supposed to eat that during the day, first of all.
That's a fact.
And I paid for it.
Shit.
Let me be in New York City at around 1145 a.m.
If it's close to noon.
If it's close to noon.
No, hell no, yo.
It's night time.
Oh, y'all got the...
I ain't even been on long enough to kill none of the journey.
That's yesterday's meat.
That's just haram.
Salmina still on the grill.
It ain't even get cooked up yet.
Y'all have the working class in New York City in the morning all the way fucked up.
And there's somebody that used to work out there at 6 a.m.
When that coffee dude leave, halal dude pulls up.
And when all these big buildings go for lunch, that's deli hours.
That lines is lit.
I'm talking about Jersey halal.
I'm going to talk about New York.
And you got to know where the good halal is in New York.
Not in New Jersey.
I didn't even know New Jersey had halal.
New Jersey has halal.
They got Haram.
That shit is.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, on God.
How you allow?
That shit is going your body.
You crazy.
You had Jersey allow him?
Yeah.
I just ate it during the day and I paid for it.
But you went to the day.
You was able to make it to the bathroom.
Oh, no, I made it.
I made it.
No, I wasn't in North.
That's about the only place to get is good at.
No, I'm telling you.
I'll tell you off.
Okay.
There's a fire.
And I ain't going to lie.
It's foul to think this about your man, but just looking at you,
you take a mean one.
When your stomach goes up.
Your stomach is going to be thinking about looking at that thing, Joe.
No, he looked like he takes a meme.
When his stomach, he looks like the upper dicker.
Oh, yeah.
You got a double flush.
He takes the triple flush joints.
Looking for his.
Your boys work a little over here.
Yeah, that's funny, sir.
I think about it because I know I look,
when my stomach is upset and I'm in there, it's phases.
You can still undressed phase
Just to lean on the wall phase
Did you say undressed?
Y'all really take all your clothes up for the floor?
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
What are you?
My stomach hurt?
If my stomach is hurt.
You do that?
No.
If I'm stripping butt ass before I even sit down.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Even in public?
You start to get hot, nigga?
If my stomach is hurt and I don't got time
to strip all the way to go.
I know I'm a big.
You could do it on the toilet parts.
Okay, I guess you could.
Yo, you want a toilet taking your hood?
Yes.
You take your leg up in the pan?
Like you're in a public bathroom?
You're working.
You started to get that off.
No, I'm not being funny.
I'm not trying to understand.
I'm not being funny.
I'm not talking about the public bathroom.
You're not going to go home.
You're talking about the crib.
Okay, okay, okay.
At the crib.
Okay, that makes more sense.
I try not to even use a public bathroom.
Even though today.
I did that shit in the public bathroom, nigga.
I probably should.
Hey, yo, what's the little stress stops?
Stay on my way back from Philly?
You want to use a public bathroom bathroom?
I said I try not to.
Shee.
But as this one.
I mean, you Joe button, it's a little different.
Would that shit come knocking?
Yeah.
I got caught at Union Station
about six months ago.
I'm going to gauge it.
I got to figure out
how Neem and Marcus do it.
Sure hells more like my second home.
I'll be in that bitch my feet up.
And Neem and Marcus,
whatever floor are you on
when you got to take a shit,
the bathroom is on a different floor.
Yo, that's the fact.
Dog.
At that mall?
Short Hills, my feet be up.
I go to the hotel.
They got the long doors.
You can't even see under the door.
I had an emergency shit one time.
recently in the right name is I went in there I ain't even wiped the seat
I sat down and whatever piss was there oh no no it looked all right but whatever
particles was there it was time there it was not speaking of that nigga I
had to use the bathroom in the airplane they got what you fit you blue that shit
did it oh oh I was like this you're sitting my honey over that shit and you're
757 boy you know how you wipe yourself he was on the president you already got
short arms
I had to do.
I had to, y'all.
And then, you know,
the niggins by the door waiting,
I'm like, yo, can you, I move in my hand?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was going crazy in there.
Then I got crazy in the airport.
I got mad at them because I'm like,
yo, I need to use the family part.
You know, the family restaurant?
Yeah, it's just the neutral.
Yeah, it was like,
just the neutral.
Watch your fucking bullshit.
Oh, yeah, just the neutral.
Pardon me.
So you'd be funny.
No.
But yeah, and they ain't want to let me in there.
I was winning there anyway, nigga.
Fuck that.
you was boofing.
Yo, niggins, you're in your family with you.
Yeah.
You choked.
That's another reason to bring your family.
How do you got me back?
You got me back for your father.
Yeah, but the family look like...
Like what?
They got to slap the shot.
Don't talk about flip family.
You're crazy?
Watch your fucking mouth, mom.
Like Arabs, right?
Huh?
Wait.
Wait, what's the fucking mom?
Bring them to the airport.
Don't help.
Oh, shit.
You're in a different room.
You got it.
All, you got it?
I'm gonna.
You got that one, that's it.
Now, my youngest son, that nigger's maturing, so I'm looking at him.
He's looking like, they're going to profile.
He got a little profile.
Me and J. y'all were talking about that shit.
They stopped them at the airport every time.
They ask him if he's not out of flop lanes.
Nah, hey.
Now, look, your father wasn't around, nigga.
My father wasn't around.
What you're talking about?
What did that guy doing?
What did we talk about?
Where?
Around where?
My father, this is.
Your dad's father's wasn't the greatest deal
What fuck you talk about,
My dad was around, I was around
He took by his father, he's about his box
No, my dad was
When I turned
When I turned, when I take 13, my dad in there
It's a foul-ass segment
It's just like it's so low
Because of this thing
I should have.
You got to stop telling that lie
What you say?
What's my?
Your dad wasn't around, yo.
My dad wasn't around.
He wasn't around you.
He wasn't around you.
He ain't lived with me, but your father's wasn't around me.
But let's just keep the way it is first.
I'm saying, y'all.
I'm down to get to that person.
You live with your father?
I did.
When?
I lived with my father when as a child.
Out of 18 years, how many years you lived with your father?
Seven.
That's not a good percentage.
That might be the highest side of everybody.
This motherfucker, though.
What?
I never lived with my father.
So, there you go.
Nigger, he was around from a distance, just like mine.
No, mine wasn't a distance away.
Mine was never far.
He was in my life, like, since I turned 13,
like, when he got off crack.
Do y'all, this is the most pathological show I've ever heard?
My dad was around since I was 13.
What you're arguing about him?
As soon as he got off crack, he was right there.
My dad was around from a distance.
Stop.
Stop.
I was in my dad for seven years.
Stop.
All right?
No judgment.
I just be shocked me.
I just want to hug you.
What pop is that to you?
My pop was around the whole life.
He was around for all of all of a lot.
Everybody lies.
Your pop was there for man lives.
Shit, I wouldn't invite it y'all over for a new.
Damn.
You're not trying to show.
Ma, we'll do that, Mark.
You're talking about Papa before.
Don't do that.
You know.
Poplar and the rain.
I think he was cooler with Leonard, yo.
Anyway, what you were saying?
No, I got mad more.
I know you do.
No, no, no.
Now, like, I can't do projects, man.
His, he's going to shoot back in niggins and niggins get tight.
But why he's shooting?
Because he's like he might be going low, too.
I'm chilling.
You didn't have a dad, though.
See, you know, why didn't it?
Stop, Joe.
Because your dad was busy at the workforce.
I don't know what that means.
What your dad was busy doing?
See?
You was right.
You was right.
Hey, Flip, you was right.
How was that right?
Live alone.
Yo, you said my dad was busy.
Your dad was busy, too.
Your father was an officer.
Yeah, that's what he said, the workforce.
That's what he made.
So he was catching your dad.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
You know, his pop, listen to me back in here.
Yeah, my dad listens.
Yeah, and show up.
Word.
Parks had his dad.
I have my dad.
Freeze at his dad.
You could tell freeze out of dad.
Look, look at Freeze.
Your dad wasn't there, right?
No.
Yes, he was.
Your dad was there, yo.
No, he wasn't.
I'm telling you.
That was your rule.
You just going to make him.
He was talking about.
Yeah, he didn't work.
You your dad wasn't around.
Your dad wasn't around.
Look at him.
different state. Look at your mark.
I'm asking for understanding. But that's why you the greatest.
That little bullshit that you do
is why you're the greatest.
Just try to understand. The little happy tone, the nice tone.
Yeah, it ain't nice. Just trying to get to know.
But your dad, he was in another
state, right?
From a distance. From a distance.
From a distance.
My dad was around more distance.
Yeah, from a distance is crazy.
You can only get that off to a little kid, man.
Your dad smokes eggs?
He don't know.
That's what do you know?
Yo.
This is fucking flaky, yo.
Hey, my post.
My pop's got in.
The traffic stop.
Oh, shit.
My dad smoked.
There's something like your pops like that, yo.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, man, please.
That's funny.
That's hilarious.
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Shout to my pops,
nigga.
I think he was around.
They got that trauma shit.
Shout to pops, man.
How many schools you got kicked out of?
A lot.
But he was at every one of them, nigga.
You needed a father of it.
You're the one that needed it.
We turned out cool.
We got kicked out of 11 schools.
That niggins is sad.
I got skipped out of 11 schools.
That niggins is sad.
as a kid, my education
They skipped you eyes.
I skipped your ass into the porval.
You were valedictorian pre-K.
What grade?
What grade?
Valedictorian?
You was valedictorian the second grade?
Why was you graduating the second grade?
Why was you graduate in the second grade?
Yo, yow-o.
I was that wean.
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I'll fuck you up, nigga.
Your father didn't call you, nigga.
Watch your fucking mouth,
nigga.
Your should have called you.
Your father didn't call you,
Nick.
Queen.
What you're talking about,
nigga?
I thought you cherish that house so much.
And, yo, dog,
Green got an R in it, not a W.
What is you talking about?
You know?
See, I'm a dish you.
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Oh, man.
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Yeah.
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And shit, just let me try my shot at the next litter.
The next litter.
Let me get out of it.
Your mom's wild.
That's the other thing that's going to talk.
Anyway.
All right.
Niggas mom.
Niggas don't never grow up
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How they brand they fucking fall away.
Nigger, my dad,
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nigger.
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All right.
Playoff start this weekend.
They do?
They're going to be good, I think.
Of course, the Knicks have the fucking worst first-round matchup you could possibly have.
Who they got again?
The Hawks.
No, that's not that bad.
That's not the worst.
Who would you have preferred?
The Raptors, like we were supposed to get?
The Hulk, they're not.
I would take the Hawks over them.
Okay.
The Hawks playing.
Me personally.
The Hawks playing good?
Yeah, they're playing good.
But I think that they...
The Hawks lost like four games since February.
Yeah, but y'all going to beat them in seven games.
No, we're going to beat them in five games.
Nicks and five.
I ain't that worse.
about the motherfuckers.
They just got a lot of long, linky niggins,
pause to throw on Jalen.
But Nixon 5, the game won is Saturday.
I'll be there.
We'll see what's going on.
They don't do it this year.
That team getting broken up.
That's what I'm hoping for.
You don't get to the finals.
That team is getting broken up.
To the finals.
If you get to the team probably.
You all get to the East and send me,
I mean,
the Eastern Conference finals.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Depend at a Lago.
No, not depending on how I'll go.
I'm telling you all what the owner has been sending out.
All season.
Finals or bus.
We're breaking this expensive-ass team up
if you don't make it to the finals.
Oh, you might as well stick up.
I think that's unwise.
We'll be all in on Greek freak.
They'll be all in on Greek freak in the summertime.
Oh, you mean breaking up like that?
Okay, got you.
He said he wanted to come.
Yeah.
He said he's like New York is basically
one of the only cities he wants to even entertain.
I do have the Knicks going to the finals.
I don't know if that's just my bias.
But I'm not worried about the Hawks.
I'm not scared of the Celtics.
and I don't know the state of Detroit,
but even if they were healthy,
I really wouldn't be scared of them either.
But they're not.
Health is a major part of it.
It is.
Long Javity, health.
We'll see what's going on.
I'm praying for my sixes right now.
We've got to play against Orlando.
What are you praying about?
Orlando's trash.
Do they not?
Orlando is the real.
Your sports takes.
Orlando's bad.
Orlando is bad,
but they spent all of that money
in the offseason on Homeboy.
All of their fans tried to tell me
how much better they were going to be.
They are bad.
Orlando's a bad team.
They're fully healthy team.
That's why we end this mess with the fucking horse.
The nigga Franz Wagoner just came back.
Their fully healthy team just lost to the Celtics G-League team.
The Celtics sat there eight healthy players and the magic lost fully healthy.
I thought the app was bugging.
They're absolutely horrible.
They're not giving me nobody?
They're horrible.
The reason I'm worried about the magic isn't because the magic is because the sixers are so injury prone and have had such bad luck.
Joel and B.
just had an appendectomy.
This is the first year we thought he was going to be
ready for the player was healthy, his appendix burst.
You know, Paul George was out.
Maxie's been had the damage finger.
I'm just worried about us staying healthy.
I think we beat the Magic Healthy.
I just don't know how.
I like the Sixers unhealthy against the Celtics.
I just think they match up well with the Celtics.
No, I'm assuming that that game goes like it's supposed to go.
And then we play the three-season.
Yeah.
I think the Sixers, honest to God, can,
healthy can get to the, can go around or two.
I think they're going to, there's some.
There's some teams that are tough outs, but a healthy sixes team is a tough out.
I don't think they can beat the Celtics at all, but in the event that the Hawks push the Knicks to a six or seven game series, which I don't see, I would like for Boston to not have just be on vacation time resting their bones.
They won't be.
If they play the Sixers, they won't be.
I mean, again, Maxie, George, Embed, Healthy, Strong team.
Again, it's just, we've had such bad luck.
Paul Georgeman Ball.
Yeah, but again, we have such bad luck.
You know, it seems like we keep getting one injury, one's a strong.
suspension every time something
weird happens.
I mean,
who's appendix person?
And honestly,
I know we're talking about
ball with the playoffs
coming and all that.
I'm going to sleep a lot better
once the NFL draft is over with you.
Oh, me too.
I can't wait.
Tell me why.
Next week.
Just with all of the smoke screens out there,
all of the questions about who your team will take,
will there be a trade.
So much bullshit.
This player,
narrowing,
10 years ago and now he's a question mark.
Narrowing down on the players
that you would like your team to get.
Like, I'm still into all of that.
Me too.
That's true.
So you want you all to take a...
Were you guys at fifth?
Fifth.
For now.
You're going to get a position.
What's your biggest need?
We have a lot of needs.
I'm saying, but what do you think?
If it was, ideally, you want to get what?
They're talking about you can go offensive line.
Yeah.
With Spencer Fennoe and the big boy from Miami, Francis.
Malanoa.
Yeah, him.
And there's another big boy, Lone Vega.
I don't need Viga for,
pardon me for butcher your name
from Notre Dame, right?
Yeah, y'all talking about
Notre Dame.
Y'all talking about same, dude.
Or Penn State.
Oh, maybe it's Penn State.
I think it's Penn State.
You might be right.
The Ohio State boys.
Sunny Stiles and Downs.
And Downs.
Downs is a safety.
So, non-premier position,
but he's ill.
There's still what's going to happen
with Jeremiah love.
Is he going to go to the Titans?
Is he going to slip past the Giants?
A lot of people have him as the best
skilled player in the draft period.
There's talk about us
trading down and drafting
the fucking corner.
What's the corner's name? I don't fucking remember.
From LSU?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't remember his name right now.
Mansoor Delaney.
Yes, Mansour Delaney.
So just a lot of questions
about what the Giants will do.
Gotcha. How your team will look.
I'm going O-Lyana from y'all.
I'm definitely going O'Line from you.
Yeah, probably.
If I'm y'all, I'm going O'Ley.
At five, you've got to get someone that's going to
be an impact player.
Yeah, like a receiver or something like that
don't make no sense right there.
Whoever we don't get, I'm scared
the commanders take it seven and really improve their team
and they've made a lot of offseason signings.
I'm watching them.
I think the NFC East is open.
Yeah, it is.
I think it's kind of open for grabs.
It is.
We lost a lot of very close games last year.
I think they have a chance to make a big turnaround.
Or for sports, though.
Unless you want to get a Jay Cole retiring very briefly
from the, what are they call?
I can't say it.
The Monkey Kings.
That's the one.
Thank you.
Grand opening, great closing.
You retired already?
Well, they waived him.
I think he couldn't get a work visa or something.
He got deported.
Yeah.
And he also played 40 minutes and scored one bucket of it.
And he decided a basket on his first shot.
Yeah.
I mean, the Chinese government probably couldn't get him a work visa.
They couldn't sell that one.
Right.
They couldn't get that one off.
I mean, it was his first game in a long time.
I saw the footage.
I mean, we didn't look good, but I was, I was still proud of him for going out there.
It's also like my age.
There's least 40 fucking one.
I thought it was admirable.
I'm not going to clown him.
I thought it was great to watch him pursue his dream.
I saw him in the NBA Africa League and then I saw him do this.
I think it's dope, man.
I saw that nigga play in the C. Brickley League right there in Chelsea, and he was getting
bucket, so I ain't going to say nothing about him.
That's what I'm saying.
He was in all the faderways, fadeaways, turn around, corner threes.
He was on fire out there.
He can play.
He just.
Maybe not at the pro level.
Yeah, regardless of, and he came out of the country.
I was his first game
He might have just not warmed up yet
He'd been driving a Civic for three months
You all cramped up
You got stretched out
Right
You can't be six five in a civic
Can they go out and get buckets
Can't do it
You did a stretch
That's hilarious
Yeah but salute to him
Again I love people
Pursuing their dreams
For sure
All right off of this
I want to ask y'all
Because I was
I missed the last part
Because I was away for a funeral
And
That's in peace
All condolence
Indeed
And
And
Black funerals be
different.
Trying to be respectful here.
You've been to the white ones?
Yeah.
Been to white one too.
Been a white funeral.
You're the only one been to the white funeral.
You did been to a white funeral.
I've never been.
Every thing will tell you
would you.
White cream?
All the type of funerals, nigga.
Quaker's own.
I'll invite you
the next one.
But
I wanted to ask.
You got a plus one.
You got the plus one.
He's with me.
He's with me.
I wanted to ask y'all, what funeral etiquette do you think should exist at a funeral?
No pictures.
I agree.
That's my least favorite thing.
Both no selfies with the casket.
And also, because I hate people be like this, the last funeral I was at.
You're lying.
I swear to God.
Niggas was like this at the casket?
I see that a lot.
Yeah. Selfies?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, bro.
It's a different era.
I've never seen that.
I went to my cousin's funeral.
And your cousin, cause, cuz.
You got to go to some black funerals.
I've only been to black funnels in my life.
You've got to go to your dad's side.
I've been there too.
And I never seen nobody take no fucking selfie, bro.
But also none with me.
He got you back.
A lot of times at funnals, people want to, like.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, with you.
Yeah, they also that, which I hate.
Oh, come on, man.
Like, the fuck.
You made about you.
It's not about you, nigga.
No, not me personally.
Fuck you, Nick.
You're going to take pictures with me at the funeral, nigga.
You know what the fuck you think you are?
God damn.
God damn, Mark.
Let's stop.
Let's stop.
Just let me be here.
I hate when they want to pick you with me at the funeral.
I'm trying to grieve.
I don't really, you know.
I watched every hour with Jesse Jackson this funeral.
Anybody.
I watched all four days.
I ain't seen a lick of.
Hey, where's Mark?
Anybody see Mark?
You know, not the one.
They shouldn't stay up there too long by the castle.
That's what I.
I hate that shit, yo.
How long are you going to be here?
It's a whole line behind you.
I skip the lines, huh?
I will skip the casket line.
You can't skip the line, my, man.
If you're not, if you're not mom pops or immediate, I'm skipping the kids.
What's the first two rows go?
Yeah.
Hey, y'all, terrible.
What's the first few rows of family get up and go?
Sorry.
You jump in the line.
I'm not into the back of the line.
If that person could get out this casket, they would tell you how much they love me.
and want me to be up here before you.
Then you'll be in the first two rows.
Huh?
No.
No.
No.
No.
That's family.
That's a good one for you.
Family and close friends.
No, sometimes when the family is deep.
Yeah.
The family is deep up here.
All right.
But go ahead.
What about when they open up for remarks?
Oh, that's the best bar.
I hate those people.
That's the best part.
I hate when they crack inappropriate jokes.
Like, nobody care about the sex.
I like that shit.
Well, I think is talk to you.
Everything is freaky to you.
Oh, yeah.
Sex and sex life.
Let me hear about.
I'm talking about the inappropriate
shit like, yo, this is my nigger right there
I'm gonna say some funny shit that he would
relate to.
I like that.
But somebody in the church might be like,
so we had that happen.
Every family, I'm sorry for you.
Every family should be allotted
one of those people.
The problem is the families
think that it's a few of those people and it ain't.
It's one that get up there
had that relationship with the deceased.
They joked a certain way,
knew them the best, had personal stories.
They're going to get up here and make us all feel better.
True.
The rest of them?
Nah.
Cut that mic.
Cut that mic.
You were saying for you.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
So one got up there and it was that though.
It was, yo,
she had something in the cup.
Everybody knew.
Oh, God.
In the church?
In the church.
But she made everybody feel better though.
So I got to give a little props.
But she was, she was wilding a little bit.
She was doing a lot.
She was doing a lot.
She was like, yo.
Listen, when I go, I only, I want it like this.
I only want, don't have no lying-ass pastor over me because I'm a haunt y'all.
She's like, I smoke weed.
So I want all y'all in the crowd to smoke some weed in the church while I'm in here.
Okay.
My kind of, my kind of funeral.
Yeah, fuck it.
It was laid up.
So she did make everybody feel better, but the elders in the family is better than it is.
It's on fire.
They weren't liking it.
What?
On fire.
They don't like shit like that.
They don't like that at all.
Like, you could see the divide immediately.
like, everybody else is like, oh, okay, she's cool, she's,
you can tell this to wild cousin that lot,
that get everything all wild up.
But them elders, it's always that one cousin.
How'd you feel?
Well, I'm outsider, kind of, because it was,
I can't really, you know what I mean?
How they feel is how I feel.
Got you.
You took the elder side.
Nah, I was chill.
I'm like, yo.
This is the sound like, yeah.
You're about to roll up.
You found the funny.
I mean, I don't know about weed,
but I'm some edible.
When they was cool, I was cool.
Got it.
Like, I'm here with my lady, her moms and all of them.
So they were cool.
But the elders in the family, they ain't like that shit.
So I was just made me thinking about, I'm like,
yo, what's some of the things like the do's and don't at a funeral?
Because sometimes, like, we know you to allow cousin.
We know that you always speak your opinion
and nobody can stop you from talking and the black sheep.
There's always some one of the kids.
Some flip-ass, nigga.
Nah, never do that.
Never do no shit like that at the funeral.
You don't do too much.
Yeah, never.
Being extra is corny to me, but there are some people that,
That is really authentic to who they are.
And this niggas that had to get up to,
yo, remember we was going down to blah blah, blah.
I ain't going to say what you did that night.
But it's some niggas like that.
We allowed one, but my cousin got mad.
I remember my cousin that passed away his sister.
She got mad.
She was upset.
She said, yo, I don't appreciate this girl coming up here
and sharing those type of stories in front of the whole family.
Like, you sharing stories?
I got, we got one joke.
You start sharing stories of hot nigger fucking.
What he's doing?
It's too much.
It's inappropriate.
Sometimes it ain't going to go that way.
I remember, I know we all watched X funeral.
DMX, rest in peace.
And remember one person went up there
that looked like they weren't supposed to be there
and you could kind of see it.
Everybody else was like,
you have a problem when you get off the stage, bro.
So sometimes it don't always go the best.
But in this case, like I said,
Shorty did pick the spirits in the room up.
So what nobody mad?
But the elders and there weren't trying to hear that shit.
Joe.
I'm sorry. No, go ahead.
Freeze is going to die at some point.
My nigger.
He will.
No, no.
We're all going to die at somebody.
Okay, so pick somebody else.
It's your story.
I mean, and likely, let's be honest, you're going to die before freeze.
But if not, if this doesn't happen, what kind of freeze stories do you tell at his funeral?
Because you've got the whole range from he's a great guy.
And you're a poet.
Yeah, you've got the whole range of possibilities.
Mark is crazy.
No, he is absolutely nuts.
Mark is nuts.
He's nuts.
Nobody wants to accept that they're going to die before anybody, Mark.
Okay.
In the off chance that you pass away, that Joe Button doesn't live to be 100.
What do we do at your funeral if you passed away before?
Mark's a great.
I don't even play with death.
Yeah, I don't play like that.
Like that.
Because I feel like if I say shit like that,
it puts it in the end.
It comes knock on your door.
Come knock on your door.
No, I don't even joke like that.
I'm not even joking.
For me, I like, I make a range.
I've already told my wife exactly what I want my funeral look like.
Who's invited?
Who's not, more, who's not invited.
Who's allowed to speak?
How many people can't come to your funeral?
What is your, yo, this part?
Maybe seven, eight.
Just spitballing seven eight.
No, no.
Right into that one.
Mark Swift.
for Eric Khan coming to his shit.
Nick, with all due respect,
stop, stop it.
Stop.
Whatever.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Hey, shut the fuck up.
You know what you're going to call her.
Shut up.
They're going to call you.
Stop.
All right.
Lizzie is long.
Please he's opening up to business stuff.
Well, go ahead.
No, no, no.
So I got, I got, y'all don't have those kind of money.
Do you think that your wife would uphold?
Yeah.
So you got, you get that.
I think my wife as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My funeral would be three days after.
I die, or my burial and all of that.
And then later on, y'all can do, y'all meaning I'm telling us to her not to y'all.
Like, I was like, y'all could do, like, the family can do like a memorial, you know, a big public thing if you want.
I'm good with that.
But, you know, don't make a big, I don't want to be a big production.
I spoke to two of my friends about arrangements that would be my barber, Jose, many years ago, and Amani.
I asked my barber, yo, in the event that something happened to me, would you be, would you cut me deceased?
he told me no
and I asked Amani
if he would sing some shit
and he told me no
but since then
I haven't been to too many
funerals with Amani
so I'm tired of hearing
that eye on the Sparrow
shit
he'd do what did
do you know
new slap
you don't be friends
with somebody for so long
where you've been to a few funerals
with him
his eye
on the sparrow
is his funeral version
to Usher superstar
like he grabbed that mic
and
um
I like they guys
seen this a million
I go to the bathroom.
She's played out beat.
What do you say to
the people that don't follow their husband
or their wives' wishes?
Because a lot of, that happens a lot.
And the family has an internal issue.
The only reason I think you shouldn't follow somebody's wishes
is there's only one circumstance
where I think you should.
And that is if I gave you my wishes
a long time ago and you know my life is substantively
different. For example, if
if I was like, if somebody said,
I don't want my funeral in a church,
And we had those agreement.
And 20 years later, I'm a born again Christian.
You know that.
Then, like, I'm not going to not have it.
You know what I'm saying.
So you got to use some judgment and common sense about the person.
But in general, do what the person asked.
Do what the person asked.
My family had that argument when my aunt died.
Like, she wanted everybody to wear white.
And my family was like, no, that's stupid because it's the wintertime.
And we don't all want to go about white.
And I was like, that was her one request.
Like, fucking do it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It ain't going to kill you.
All right, fine.
We can go get something white today.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It pains me to have to talk about.
What I'm about to talk about.
Oh, my God.
It doesn't feel real at all.
It doesn't feel real at all.
Rest in peace to my girl, Ashley, Jeney.
Yes, rest of peace.
The last part, I was kind of battling with the news of her passing.
And the details were blurry still.
So I wasn't really quite myself.
And I didn't want to jump out there with anything
because of ongoing investigations and the family grieving.
and the family morning, but shortly after that,
somebody took to the internet to kind of give the details
of this case, right?
Ashley Jeney, 31 years old, goes to Tanzania
on a birthday trip with her boyfriend.
He proposes on the trip.
They look extremely happy.
and then the very next day she's no longer with us that's crazy that's crazy to
say word uh I don't even know where to start with this I don't honestly I get
how this story as like all the makings of like some real good internet fodder right
like the fucking the white guy, the trip, and just all the details.
Ashley Young, they keep calling her like a soft life influencer.
They're just saying all of these things.
For many of us, this is not just an internet story.
This was somebody that was near and dear to our hearts.
This is somebody that impacted a lot of lives, touched a lot of people.
this is somebody that was popular.
Like people knew Ashley.
Like she was tangible for many of us.
She helped a lot of people get through the pandemic.
When we was on Clubhouse, just acting a fucking fool.
But Ashley was, it also pains me to see how people are kind of speaking about it all on the Internet.
Mm-hmm.
It does.
That was nasty.
but again this isn't like an internet story for a lot of us this is our little sister that we lost
and the fucking the irony in it is that even in death she continues to do what she did throughout
her life which was bring people together like if you don't know Ashley Ashley you couldn't
you couldn't predict where she was going to be or who she was going to be with she'll be with the fucking
crypto niggas one day. She'll be with
the Chicago gang
niggas one day. She'll be with some
fucking nerdy, goofy niggas another
day. Like
she had a heart of gold. She was
sweet. She just was a
guy's girl and the girl's
girl somehow.
Like, the dudes
wanted her and the girls wanted
her. Like her energy
was just infectious.
She was accepting
of us she was a great wing woman I ain't gonna hold you Ashley was a foodie
Ashley liked to shop Ashley was an R&B head she was the home girl that your
girlfriend would be aware of and it was cool for y'all to just
run to the R&B concert or run to the R&B party hop on a flight I think we
went to the tank concert in DC when we went to the club afterward that was the day
that they had the dead nigger in the club oh shit remember they had the dead
nigga in the club. It propped up in
DC. Me and Ashley went to that club.
As soon as they took him out of there, boy, it's
thing. It was a smelling that
motherfucker. We had a time in there
and she was making
jokes because as popular as she was as soon
as I stepped in, the promoters offering me
bottles and shit. She got us in the club, mind you.
She got us in the club, but
then the promoters started offering me bottles
and all this shit. And then the fucking
girls was hollering at me and guys
was hollering at her and we just had a
time in there.
Ashley would send you the new
underground R&B song
that you had never heard.
She would fucking
she was just great.
She was great.
She touched a lot of us.
She impacted a lot of us.
She was a sweetheart.
The story was reported that
she self-transitioned.
There's an ongoing
investigation into that.
I want to be responsible.
and not just coming on here being accusatory and saying what I think happened.
I want their parents to be able to grieve and mourn properly and wait until the investigation is finished to properly.
Ashley took a lot of pride in being like a caretaker for her siblings, for a younger sister.
Ashley was a hard worker.
Like some of these things that you read about your friend out there.
Like Ashley comes from a two-parent household.
Ashley was never hard up for,
she wasn't never hard up for money.
She was a hostess, waitress,
model slash video girl in Miami, Florida.
She would take a flight, come out here
and fuck with us at the hookah lounge
and then take the first flight smoking
to make it back to work
to bang these niggas over the head
that want to come in there
and spend all of this fucking money.
Like she worked.
reading some of these things about your friend
is tough. It's tough, especially when you know
that it is untrue.
I'm praying for all the people in her life. I'm praying for her friends. I'm
paying for her family. I'm praying for her sisters.
This story just brings up so many things that I'm already
funny about. I've come in here and shared about how I feel
about just dying elsewhere.
Some of the things that come along
with that.
There's all types of rumors going around
because her boyfriend,
he did have,
he did have some money.
He did have some money.
There's rumors are going around
about him paying hospitals
and him paying the hotel.
I will say the story sounds pretty janky.
I'll say that.
The story sounds janky.
The story that was initially reported.
Yeah.
The story being reported of
of,
they had an argument
had to be separated
Homeboy got his own room
then he came back and found her
hanging
made it back in enough time to take her down
from wherever she was hanging from
go to a hospital
where they say she still was showing
vital signs and had a pulse
and then was pronounced dead
in a hospital
it does sound weird
I didn't make sense to me.
It does sound weird.
I'd like to know, if you're telling me that she was hanging herself,
I'd like to see this structure.
I'd like to see where you're saying this happened from.
If you're telling me that happened,
Homeboy's timing is impeccable to make it there
five minutes later while she still had vital signs.
There's a lot of weird things about this shit
that, again, I'm going to let the investigation play out,
but we lost an absolute sweetheart.
we lost a great, great, great soul and human being
and somebody that niggas know.
My faith is in that.
Even with all the shit that you read now,
as tough as it is,
my faith is in too many people were impacted
for lies and propaganda to remain relevant.
Like, she was out here.
She was popular.
Yeah.
She dubbed you, niggas.
And it's that home girl where, you know,
you trust in their decision in their romantic life, right?
Like some girl, you got home girls where you may not understand none of the romantic choices.
But if that's your home girl and you love her and they vouch for that person,
Ashley and Homeboy was at my birthday dinner.
Yeah.
They were at my past, my birthday dinner.
And I invited Ashley the last two years to my birthday dinner.
So this year I made it a point to get on the phone.
Like, yo, this is the year.
what's up you gonna make it
and she was on some shit like
yeah you know just gotta
check with my man and I know we gotta drop off
the step kids and we gotta pick them off school
and they're on spring break and I'm on the phone
like
girl for real
like yo
you're playing step on me over there
I'm just saying like
she rep for dude
like every
a lot of people have an agenda on the internet
and I know what it looks
slight with this white guy and this young black girl.
She loved this dude.
And by all accounts, he appeared to really love her.
They came.
They came to the party.
Met him, shook his hand.
They sat over there on the side.
He ain't move around too much in the party.
But they came.
I spoke to Ashley two weeks ago.
When people keep saying,
we don't think that there's any way in the world
that she would do something like this.
And the parents put out an interview as well,
which they echoed the same thing.
We didn't see any signs.
And I'm the first person to know that sometimes you don't have to see any signs
in depression.
Like it can just happen.
I totally get that.
I also don't see a world in which this young woman
who was so excited about her man,
her relationship.
where she was in life, her birthday, her sisters,
I mean her sister, siblings, her parents.
She was in the greatest, she was, she made,
she was making plans is what I'm saying.
Like she had a lot of plans.
So I'm not saying that that couldn't have happened again.
I'll wait for the investigation to occur.
But the people that know her and love her,
it's tough to believe.
It is tough to believe.
If y'all have anything, please.
I'm just reading over here.
According to BBC,
his passport has been withheld, and he is talking to them.
Because before they were saying,
he wasn't saying anything.
And I know the parents did come out and say
they've only had that one communication
where he told him she's going to the hospital.
That's the other part. That's weird.
That's very weird.
You communicated to the parents when you were on your way
to the hospital, but not when she was deceased.
Yeah, nothing else.
that's weird that's odd it's a strange story man I'm not I'm not I'm I'm very
suspicious my antenna is up I don't I get I don't want to make any accusations I don't
want to jump the gun but the reports are developing in a way that seem consistent with
some past theories yeah some theories and some past stories that we've all seen so
yeah I just want the truth to come out and justice to prevail man but this is this is this is
this is rough and I hate hate hate hate hate um
the agenda-driven internet conversation about her.
Yeah, I was about to say that.
Let her family mourn, let her grieve, show some humanity, some decency.
Whatever you think of her, and from everything I know from you and other people who know her,
she was an amazing person.
I only met her one time.
I don't know her.
But whatever you think of it, what I'm seeing online is disgusting.
Same here.
Yeah.
I'm just, it's incredibly sad.
Well, there's people that want to attach themselves to any story that goes viral.
There's other people that just are fucking incels.
There's other people that just are insensitive to death.
Some motherfuckers just miserable, yo.
That's true.
Like, they literally are just miserable and browse the internet
just looking for any way to just project that on anything.
So if something pops up, they're going to attach to it
and find some negativity.
Yeah.
And it's, regardless of what you guys seeing out there,
You know, you're participating.
You're becoming the same person that you're accusing her of being,
meaning like, it's one of us.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, enough.
Enough.
It's disgusting.
You know, people...
I mean, and this shit is just not true.
Yeah, like, I think that at a time when people were tweeting certain things,
there was a time for that.
Everything was a phase.
I don't think...
I've seen Ashley around Gates, around Ross, around...
She was just with Marshall Mantell.
She shot a video with him in Florida.
Like, you've seen her around.
that she was around us.
She fucked with people.
She loved black men.
Yeah, yeah.
It's important to say that.
I think it's important to say that.
She loved black men.
She just also loved white.
She loved men, yo.
She loved men.
She loved women.
She was a fucking just boat of light.
She was energy.
I can't say enough good and kind things about her.
In her 31 years on this earth,
she's lived.
She's lived.
She just wanted to travel and shop and eat and listen to R&B and not bother nobody and maybe spread some occasional tea here and there.
Oh, my good tea sister's gone.
Fuck.
How are you holding up emotionally?
Oh, I was a wreck last week.
I was a wreck last week.
It's going to sound really sick to say I probably shouldn't even say it.
I was a lot more of a wreck when I was of the belief that she took her own life.
When my beliefs changed a little bit.
I was put at a ease that I wasn't before,
and that's odd.
What is it turns to anger?
The grief turns to anger a little bit?
No.
No, I, curiosity and the unknown that you've been talking to your friend
and they were going through some shit.
Yeah, initially it's anger.
It's like, it's like a guilt on yourself almost.
It's like, I just spoke to this person.
I fucking asked all the questions.
We fucking kicked it for a long time.
This person was feeling like this,
and I didn't know.
Was there anything I could have done, yada y'all?
versus somebody not really having a say in the matter,
somebody being powerless over both super unfortunate.
But yeah, last week I was a wreck.
I was a wreck.
This week I want to try to gather myself
so I can be there for the family the way that I need to.
I need to let her family know just how well-loved this young lady was,
just how well-liked and supported that she is out here.
and anything that the family needs,
I'm all in.
I think the family need to be on a plane.
I think they need to be on the first thing smoking out there.
I'm sure they're waiting for toxicologies.
I did see that.
They're trying to get out there to check.
There's a story going on about that, too.
Yeah, yeah, they should.
Absolutely.
And take an invest to get out there with you.
Yeah.
There's nothing more unnatural than, there's nothing more unnatural than.
Baring your kid.
Bering your kid, outliving your kids.
So I can only imagine the pain of having to deal with that under these circumstances.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't have anything for y'all.
Unfortunately, I have to tell y'all about somebody else we lost who was a huge Joe Button podcast fan.
His name was Demetrius McKay Jr. Demetrius O'Neill McKay Jr.
29-year-old innocent bystander Demetrius McKay was shot in the left arm.
inside of a queen's restaurant and bar hangar 11 on Metropolitan Avenue the
bullet went through his arm and struck his heart killing him and his dad son son I
wish it was me instead of you they got the wrong Demetri they got the rock
can't read what his father had to say about it but yeah this is just we lost we lost
more extended family went to a restaurant with his girlfriend two niggas come in
there shoot the shit up and and he dies Jesus Jesus
So I want to say prayers and condolences to his family as well.
Word.
Rest in peace, Demetrius McKay.
Rest and peace, Jr.
This is along with the Chick-fil-A.
Chick-fil-A-Lead, shooting, and Union Township,
where I'm going to assume the gang members ran in there and just started letting off,
killing one person, injuring six.
This is along with the young lady who took a trip to St. Martin and lost her life
when she was found dead in a car
with the guy that
she left her sister
and her cousin and they were found dead
in the car. This is along with
the female rapper who was pregnant
who was shot in the face
four times. In a car?
In a car.
Like,
it's horrifying out here.
It's crazy.
It's really scary and my heart goes out
to everybody that's grieving and
mourning and dealing with
this type of loss.
I know I give the speech every summer
I give it every summer
but this summer it just feels like
summer ain't even here
or
you know what I'm saying
like it ain't even start yet
so just imagine
and then what do you have to go through
when your daughter dies
abroad
red tape
paperwork
yeah
and then if you're not financially
in the positions to do certain stuff
it limits your options
yeah like you're not just going to
Ohio, my nigga, you go into Africa.
You got to do, you know what I mean?
That shit is different.
And we're talking about a high-end.
This is a high-end luxury resort that they were staying at.
I got so many questions.
Listen, I didn't take a lot of vacations and I fought in there when we checked in.
Like, sometimes the vacation is where you get, it's where it's where you got to get to
some uncomfortable conversations.
Nobody ever came and separated us.
Nobody ever came and made me check in another room.
That sounds bad.
What type of fight were y'all having in there where you either felt the need to separate yourself or had to be separated?
Whatever's going on, it's in that fight.
Yeah.
It's in that fight and the 11 hours in between when she passed and when you did something.
I'll find outstand.
Now and now I'll find it.
nobody deserves to start
their fucking summer this way
or
they don't
the moosh
and while I'm at it
like
Ashley had a great sense of humor
yo
she did
dark humor too
good good old fashion
dark humor
like
for y'all to psycho
analyze some of these
tweets y'all see out there
under the guise of
She hates...
Oh my God, it's sickening.
It's sickening.
All right, we should all be in better spirits now.
Somehow.
It doesn't look like it.
Ashley used to put me on to all the young slang.
Who's going to put me on to the young slang now?
Oh, she lost her mind when that pee shit was out.
Oh, it was driving me crazy.
Oh, you're not pee.
You're not pee.
Shut your ass up.
Oh, my God.
Ashley, we miss you. We love you.
See you on the other side, man.
Rest of peace.
Rest of peace again.
If you want something to take your mind off of it,
maybe watch Wild Rose.
What is Wild Rose?
It's a new TV series.
Have you all seen this?
No.
Oh, Marion. Starting on Marion.
You don't go, that's not on my files.
It's because it's on the Black Channel.
You got files?
I do have files.
Then I got all little apps too.
I spend way too much money on,
programming. You know we went to
Markhouse for the kickback. We had to
it was only one TV in the little side room
and the older heads had that room on lock.
Yeah, we was not allowed to. He just had mad libraries
where TV should be. You were in my
basement with a 90-inch TV. You put us there.
It was just books.
And I didn't even see no TV. Y'all keep saying books like it's a
lot of books. Right, like it was like burning crosses
there were books everywhere. Like,
well when we were playing Spain, it was books everywhere on my side.
That's why I didn't see it.
That's why I didn't see the TV.
It was too busy with my foot in your ass.
Do you see all the sandbags next to you?
Sandbags.
Look, this pre-case, babe.
Anyway, no, tell us about it.
What did you see on Comcast?
I think y'all should watch it.
I think y'all should watch it.
So we step with all, did you say on Comcast?
The dish.
What's the name of it?
He got direct TV still.
No, the first one is free.
So you have to sign up for the network.
It was called the Black Access, whatever Bob, that, that network was a ad.
I'm not, I don't, I didn't, I didn't.
I'm saying, I know you're not talking about ads.
I'll do ads, nigga.
Nigel Black men got three fans and you two of them.
What are you talking about?
I'm one of them, too.
I'm one of them too.
I'm one of them too.
No, look, I said I didn't buy it.
I just took the free one.
I know how you do it.
I still want to hear the show.
Anyway.
Oh, you know, the nigger the ad on, nigga?
Because he, because he fucking introduced topics.
So now he can do that bullshit?
I just want to hear about shows.
How many time you shut me and my man freeze off?
You know, you don't you all the ad?
When you talk about that?
Drup Role with shit.
Hey, Snoop Dogg's new album
10 to a midnight
right now.
Look what you did.
Check your DSPs.
Oh my God.
Jane Hancock and Dave Hollister
also have new projects out.
Thank you, Fridge.
Thank you.
Anyway, so I couldn't watch
the whole series because I wasn't going to pay for it,
but I watched the first episode.
It is actually not as bad as I thought.
It's terrible, but it's not as bad as I thought it would be.
It all centers around the acting talent of Omarion.
Oh.
Which is better than you would think.
Friend of the show.
Yeah, I love for Mario.
That's my guy.
He plays, and it's a role he was able to kind of slide into it because it's very believable.
Slot?
Yeah, he plays a sort of very charismatic, trained assassin who doubles at the beginning as a club bouncer who's able to kill large numbers of people with his bare hands while looking for his wife and child who have gone missing.
And he's forced to, while looking for them.
also become like a security
for a very popular R&B singer.
I can't wait to watch this.
He talked about it when he came up here.
I was about to say I think he promoted this shit.
He talked about it.
Yeah, did he say it was good?
I don't recall more.
Okay, okay.
Do you say it's good?
I think it's great.
Oh, okay.
When I saw it, I said
this shit needs to be seen by everybody.
This shit is special.
I'm going to check it out.
There's some season actors in there
that really advanced it.
like Vanessa K. Williams and other people like that.
From Soul Food, the other Vanessa Williams.
Oh, I was thinking about Ebony K. Williams.
No, no, no.
Vanessa Williams.
But not, you know, not save the best for last Vanessa Williams,
but Soul Food, Vanessa Williams.
And this reminds me of some...
I can't say it.
I'm just saying, if y'all looking for a TV show,
the first one was free.
I wasn't ready to pay for the next seven.
But this one was...
Are you going to pay for the next seven?
I'm having some financial difficulty.
I see.
I see.
So I can't.
But I would
Tax time.
What's the name of it?
It's called Rose?
Wild Rose.
Wild Rose.
Okay.
And what, can we watch it again?
I don't remember the name of the network.
Got it.
Yeah.
That shit is on a red stick.
That shit is on fucking DVD.
Y'all is this in the black networks.
I am going to check it out, though.
Yeah.
I am going to check it out.
All jokes aside.
You sold me.
The first episode was better than I thought it was going to be.
I thought it was going to be like bad Tiler Perry.
Wait, did you say I got to pay for this episodically?
No.
So basically, you said up for it.
The network, whatever the cost for network,
you get all the network channels,
but they're trying to sell the network,
I guess, by giving you one free episode
of this series.
Oh, got it.
Of this series.
Oh, all right.
I'm going to have to take your word
on what's going on this one.
Just watch the first one for free.
That's all I did.
Maybe.
Naga, then they might make me watch the rest.
You can't afford $6.99 or $7.99 or whatever it is.
I can't afford nothing.
Tax time.
Yeah, that's a full.
Tax time.
Oh, that's true.
Text time is.
I can't afford nothing.
I'm cut.
cutting channels.
Same.
Yeah.
I'm not using this one.
How about you flip?
What?
That should be the end of you and Trinidad for a little while.
That's for sure.
Sit them down?
That's for sure.
That's for sure.
No, no, no.
What?
Shouldn't be no more Trinidad for a little while.
That's for sure.
I'll tell you that one.
What are you talking about?
But you shot your load.
You did it.
You made it back safe.
You home.
You claim the victory.
Family's loving.
You won't be back out there no time soon.
I've seen the Trinidad, nigga,
you showed love.
That was awesome, but you won't be back.
I'm going back out there in June, nigga.
Are you really?
In what June?
June coming up, nigga.
June and I'm going out there in August.
I got some shit I'm doing, bro.
Nica, I'm committed to the work in Trinidad.
I'm committed to what I'm doing.
No, I had nothing to do with nothing salacious.
That work out in Trinidad.
Talk to me about that work in Trinidad.
I'm committed to seeing that the community center gets built.
I'm committed to using all my resources in order to do it.
That's a new great black people line.
Committed?
The community center.
Yeah, we've seen power.
That's the building fund.
We've seen power.
The building fund.
The Community Center.
Why you have to do that, man.
Shout to St. Paul.
What is the community center?
What is the community center?
The community center is a center that's been abandoned for about 10 years.
And the people in that neighborhood, a lot of people in Trinidad.
do not go with St. Paul because of the stigma that surrounds it.
You know what I mean?
We had a lot of, we had, shout to Ian Dunlap as well.
We had a hard time, a very hard time getting people to even want to come in and participate,
even when we offered their money because the neighborhood is just considered bad out there.
So we got through it and a lot of people came in and they saw how it was.
And going up there and seeing the community center, excuse me, that was sitting there for about 11 years unused and just niggas is using to do it.
whatever they want. I decided to put my resources to fix it up.
That's what's how much does it cost to rebuild?
Oh I want to support it.
Oh sure, I want to talk behind the scenes.
Oh usually when people do a public fundraising.
It's the most talk behind the scenes, can't.
No, no, no, no, what I'm saying is that I didn't do the, I'm not doing it publicly, but also.
You're not fundraising.
No, I'm not fundraising.
But also, also, you know.
I'm not fun.
I'm gonna do it on my own pocket and if anybody wants to help, I'll tell my niggas what to do.
Oh.
It's like that close from a distance thing.
It's not close from a distance.
But what I'm saying is that Trinidad, a lot of people, even from open there, they look into these things like, what are you coming out here for?
Are you washing your money?
There's a lot of shit that come around this that I've been dealing with.
Speculations as far as like, why do you want to fix a community center out of your pocket in this community?
Why do you?
Because it's about the children.
It's about giving them the opportunity.
It's about when I went over there to Trinidad, the people in that area where the guy that passed away years ago showed me a lot of love.
And it's about the people over there that showed me a lot of love.
This is my favorite.
Well, my favorite...
No, why you're laughing for it?
That's the fucking problem.
I turn up on you.
We let you talk for 30 minutes.
Let me get a word in.
What I love about...
He threw the end of that shit.
You know, what I love about scammers.
In general, not...
No, no, not...
What I think is crazy.
...is they reveal themselves when they use too many words.
Right.
I know y'all.
I got you serious?
Yeah.
The children.
That niggas is disgusting.
You can't even give no money for the fucking prom, you sucker.
Shut your ass up, niggas.
It's about the kids out there, man.
I got Caribbean background Caribbean roots, man.
We got it.
All right, well, what else?
What else we got?
Somebody wrote the comments,
why you do shit for niggas of the States?
They curse to me out.
Or like Queens.
There's a lot of violence in Queens.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm scared of Queens.
Communities.
To answer your question.
You hit Flumar.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
He's talking.
When that shit gets built
and finished, nigga?
For the children.
Sally Struthers' ass, nigga.
What's the scam?
I'm not getting any money from anybody.
What's the scam?
I don't know, nor am I trying to figure it out.
I think you're doing something
from the kindness of your heart.
I think so, too.
And you have my support on it.
Thank you.
And I think that he's going to be out in Trinidad a lot
until it gets built.
Even if it takes 30 years for it to get built,
he's going to be out there and Trinidad
all the time making sure that everything gets done.
My family number one.
I think the funnish, I think you built.
At least 18 months.
I think you're building your shit next to my,
I got a community center.
For the children, right?
For the children.
Hey, y'all diggers is disgusting.
Instead of supporting me and my initiative,
you guys sit here.
Oh, all right, you blew it just now.
Oh.
Now you're just getting your stuff away.
Yeah, you're done.
Initiative.
What does initiative mean?
I don't know.
That's why we're not buying it.
What does it mean?
No, I'm saying.
What does it mean?
You're used it, right?
You did good.
No, wee.
It's the first letter of your first name
and the first letter of your last name.
And bubble gum.
T.R.
Yo.
Wait, what is it?
In bubblegog?
Look at these niggas.
Yo, what else needs our attention, man?
To answer your question, part.
Did you see any good TV?
Yes, Rooster.
Rooster is an amazing show.
Oh, yeah?
It is a fucking amazing.
You like it?
I love it.
I have a watched it.
Steve Carell is.
I think the human.
of it is great. I think he's a great lead.
There's some great characters.
It's interesting. It's off the beaten path. So I think
some people might like it. Did anybody see DTF?
Finale? Oh, boy.
Yes, sir.
Freez got to leave. Should we wait for you?
What much of a bitch, y'all got to be
to not see a seven-episode order?
Right. It's seven
It's seven episodes.
So was a Mori-on show.
Nigga, I've seen you pull out a game boy and watch a show,
niggas.
I see you pull out the little Game Boy PlayStation and watch your favorite show.
What'd you think?
Weird.
I knew what you were very weird.
Oh, you saw the finale too.
It was weird.
It was weird.
It was weird.
I think the story was more about like, I know it's going to sound weird, but like male middle-aged loneliness than about a murder or anything.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, this was the most not about a murder, murder mystery ever.
And by episode five, I kind of got a good idea for what happened to him.
Me too.
I had that feeling too, but my initial feeling was that the stepson did it.
The son.
And then towards the end, it was like, oh, maybe he did do it because they threw that little, you know what I mean?
I think every time I thought somebody did it, when they start investigating the person, I was like, all right, they didn't do it.
Because either it was going to give us a cliffhanger that we didn't think about it all or it was going to be what happened.
You get what I'm saying?
So that shit was weird, though, B.
It was weird.
I almost cut it off, though.
Oh, no.
It took everything in me not to cut the teeth.
I had to power through the number.
Oh, the whole dancing in the Underwerey.
The whole last episode, bro.
It was weird.
I was going to cut it off, but I knew, like, it was work for me at that point.
Like, yo, I got to watch it because I know you're going to discuss it.
I wanted to cut that shit off.
And he kept making it sound.
When he was talking to the cops, he kept making it sound like he went there to suck his friend's dick.
He did, you know.
I was going to give him the joy that he never had.
Wait, what?
To arouse him.
Yeah.
Like, then they stripped down to their drawers and they was using the game that we've used before.
Oh, let me see your old.
You got a nice foundation.
Want to see my foundation?
That shit was.
I'm sure I have.
Back in my day.
It was just a little, it was funny.
I've had some really good friends in my life.
Never, ever would this cross my mind.
Like, you look lonely, bro.
Yo, dog, that shit made me be like, I don't want to live in middle America.
That part too.
No lie.
Like, I'm cool, fam.
Like, I could go outside and go get some hookah.
them niggas life just seemed like this
mundane rut
of living. I was like...
But again, I don't think that the show was meant to be
real life. I think, again, it was supposed to just be a super
exaggerated version of
dudes being fucking old and married and tired of their wives or some
shit. Like, I think that was kind of the
the gist of the show. They just put it
extra to the fucking left.
That shit was weird. It was weird. It was
100% weird.
Yeah, I'm cool.
Yeah.
Yo, have you ever asked to see my foundation?
I'm a quunk your motherfucker.
I don't ever want to see you.
I'm a clunk your fucking.
I didn't want to see your foundation when I saw it.
Oh, yeah, okay.
This is good.
Yo, this guy, always want to fuck something up, bro.
Oh, I'm just saying.
I'm good.
No, that shit was, yeah.
And that episode, it dragged too long.
It did.
It dragged, yo.
Like, that shit was bad.
I was like, no.
It could have clipped this in six.
Yeah, they could have.
Who am I?
They wanted to dance together
Go ahead and have a dance
Good. Yeah.
But the murder mystery
With a guy that dies, everybody loved
It was like
It was like the nicest human being
In the entire planet
It was nothing on cover here
It just made me sad that he felt like
He didn't have anything to live for anymore
I think that was the
Yeah, that was he was trying to drive home
He just did it in the weirdest way
Humanly possible
See I didn't get that part
I don't think he went there for that
I think he went there
For some sort of
I don't know
and then once he saw the son had seen him.
Oh, that's, oh yeah.
It was like, yo, I don't think that was his intent when he went out.
No, to kill himself.
Yeah, yeah.
Although he did pour too much of the shit in there seemingly.
So.
Awesome.
He must have had some premeditated.
Yeah, like.
Good point.
That's a good point.
And even though it ended, he ended the way that he ended,
I thought that was extremely fucked up of the wife to say to him when she was
unattracted to him.
Oh, for sure.
get off me.
Oh, just get off.
You don't do it for me anymore.
Like, why are you even-
Why even talking to him like that?
Yeah, that's crazy.
Like, that's your husband.
Word.
Like, there has to be a kinder way
for you to express this.
You already was feeling like shit.
It was fucked up a little bit.
It was fucked up a little bit.
But great show.
And you're already giving a homeboy his man
some box.
Right.
So now you're going to sit in there,
knowing that his man is in the closet
and you're going to just...
It seemed performing.
It seemed like she was doing it
because she knew old boy was in the closet,
watch him.
watching.
It's like, but then she all day gave her the background.
If she grew up with a fucked up family, she was stealing toilet paper.
So I think that was kind of what they were.
Like, she's not right either because of how she was raised.
The show was kind of deep.
It was super fucking weird.
I'm with you.
It wasn't the deepest for me.
The male bonding thing was the deepest part for me.
Yeah.
Like, they just looked like some PWT.
Like, but you had still some toilet paper.
Got you, got you got you.
The show that I wish I could talk with you all about is imperfect.
I watch it.
I'm caught up.
I'm on.
You all watch the show.
Yes.
I watch it.
I watch that bird ass shit.
Y'all watch this shit and we've waited this long to drag these hefers through the mud.
I told you.
I'm watching this shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, we are.
The last episode is what?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
The last episode, the last episode she came out the driveway and Shorty was sitting on the corner?
Or was the one after that?
I don't remember that part.
I'm all caught up.
I'm caught up.
Because the next one will be on tonight when I get home.
I don't know if I'm, what, Imperfect Woman?
Yes.
What was the last episode?
Imperfect Woman is on Apple TV.
You figure that out on your own time.
Imperfect Woman is on Apple TV.
And it's with...
Carrie Washington.
Carrie Washington.
Jerry Washington.
And a bunch of other people that we've seen in various.
Yeah, Homeboy from Billions.
And the show starts because one of the girls in the friend group dies.
Yeah.
And now they're backtracking to figure out how she died.
and all of us are taking aback
because Kerry Washington
ends up fucking Shorty's husband
but then as the show goes on
everybody's fucking everybody's
husband and it's like
yeah what the hell is going on here?
Middle America
No that's rich America
Yeah that ain't middle
ain't middle about these motherfuckers
You see their cribs?
Only one
Okay the one is
Yeah all right
Yeah but how the deceased girl
ended up fucking
The white girls
I made a joke about in the last part
The work situation.
That was, yeah.
That's crazy.
That's absolutely crazy.
But we keep saying happy.
When you work together.
Yeah.
And there's some deficiencies at home.
Yeah.
Because Shorty's husband wasn't drinking scotch in the morning.
And he was fucked up.
Yeah.
And Homeboy was the right type of nerd for her and had the same commonalities for her.
And one thing turned to another.
Not just that.
her husband wasn't seeing her no more.
Like you could tell she was feeling invisible in the house.
I do want to mention one thing.
And then niggas started to get there. And then niggas started paying a little bit of attention to her.
I went back.
I want to go back for just a minute.
Freeze, this is not going to fuck you up.
But I read an interview with the creator of DTF.
And he was talking about this is not going to, this is no spoiler.
But he was just talking about how people look at these kind of apps for dating people as no strings attached, no baggage.
but there's always baggage once
you sleep with someone
when you're telling you get involved.
Anyway, that applies here as well
because she thought this dude was just some safe dick
and he fell in love.
Freeze, you can unplug, pause.
That's true.
You're good.
Yeah, like when she went to break it off
and he nutted up, it fucked me up.
I was like, huh?
Yeah.
How do you catch an attitude?
Like, what?
I just know that if more men were watching
this imperfect women show,
then more of us will be saying
these holes are some holes.
Yeah, for sure. It's birds. It's all birds.
This is a bird fest.
But whatever, great show.
Comes out Wednesday. Check it out.
Yeah, I'm enjoying it. I mean, it's trash, but it's kind of good trash.
It's a good trash.
It's a good trash. It's a good trash.
It's like my wife reads all those romance novels.
It seems like this is just that on TV.
Emily Steele.
I don't think it's Emily Stee.
I don't know what I mean?
They all still.
Whatever.
Did y'all see that?
Why don't we know that?
They put out the trailer for the Courtney Kemp show on Netflix to fake power?
No.
I saw, I saw the poster for.
Oh, my God.
I didn't see the trailer.
It looks, oh, my.
I saw people was getting on Netflix ass because they didn't say Courtney Kemp.
It just said from the creator of power.
And it was like, yo, you can say shorty name.
It looks an absolute mess.
It looks like the story of power just with worse actors than power.
Oh, shit.
It looks like the cookie cut.
It looks like the Michael Jackson movie movie.
of power.
Nemesis?
Damn.
Nemesis.
It's an absolute mess.
I'm not saying I'm not going to watch it.
That's how bad it looks.
Matthew Morgan.
Also, the Avengers
doomsday trailer dropped.
Really?
Anybody see it?
No, I don't see it.
No.
Y'all don't get a fuck.
Anyway.
No, I gave a fuck about that.
I thought it was on Marvel.
When did it drop, Joe?
I didn't see that.
I mean, I saw it two days ago.
Doomsday trailer?
Yes.
Doomsday trailer.
It's out.
Google it.
Is Grog.
Are you sure you didn't get AI'd?
Yeah, I think it's an AI.
No.
Because I said that too
when I saw it.
I was like, it seems a little early
but then as it kept playing,
I was like, oh shit, it's real.
I had to turn my phone sideways
to get the widescreener.
And it opened up with Thor on the,
oh, there was a dark time
and his shield.
And I was like, oh, shit,
Thor's about to die.
Then they kept going.
It was great.
It was good.
No, it's out.
It's out.
It's a real trailer.
Damn.
Freeze, you're slipping.
No, it's not.
It's not the real trailer, you know.
Yo, that is not the real trailer, my nigga.
You got got you.
They got you.
That's why they're the fake dooms day trailer.
They be using the voices from other shit and putting it.
They got you.
Y'all y'all niggas in a choke hole.
That is one of the better trailers I've seen to be not official.
That's why I said.
Freeze didn't say it.
Yeah, that's what I'm like, no.
Because the only thing they dropped on Marvel was just like little snippets of the.
Right.
Of the...
They drop teasers.
They get a Steve Rogers teaser.
It was like Steve Rogers will appear in Doomsday.
A Thor a teaser.
All right.
If it's fake, I don't care.
If it's fake, I don't care.
I'll wait.
Sorry about that.
See some fake shit that we live.
I'm late.
I read a report.
I haven't seen it yet, but I read a report
that Wallow has a new sneaker out.
Yeah, it's dope.
I haven't had a chance to see the sneaker.
I saw it.
Same.
I didn't see you.
Yeah.
He shipped out.
He shipped literally.
I saw him in the U-Ha.
The U-Ha.
full of sneakers. Shout to
Wallo. I think it's an amazing idea.
You hear these niggins. Shut the fuck
up. We didn't bring it up to support
him. Oh, my man. We brought it up for the
shoe's ass. We're some bitch-ass niggas.
It's just such a good man.
I know. I didn't see the sneakers. I couldn't speak to
how it looked. I'm just glad to see black entrepreneurship.
I saw the sneaker.
It's fire issues?
How would you describe it?
I like it.
It's like, it's like a, it's like when hold came out.
I got an order in already.
That's what's up.
I think that, uh, he's a support for a result.
I think it's dope.
He talked about how, um, he was trying to get a whole bunch of endorsement deals.
And they was, take, was taking them in the room.
And he was, because I remember he all had almost, uh, I think he almost had a Hoka deal.
Oh.
At one point.
And, uh, he was taking them, they was taking them in the room.
And for whatever reason, they ain't sign them.
They ain't get it.
He ain't the deal.
And he was like, yo, I'm going in these offices and I'm seeing the factories and I'm seeing all that shit.
And I was like, yo, why would I not try and put my own shit out?
I'm going to just take what I learned in those rooms and put my own shit out.
I think it's fine.
I think that they sold out already.
Yeah.
I heard on the website that at least three of the styles were sold.
Colorways.
Yeah, all three colorways.
I didn't see, yeah.
Oh, okay.
My market is awesome.
What?
I can't pile with Mark.
This is my last part around.
What is he talking about?
Exactly.
I don't get it.
Flip, what's the joke?
What's the nigga?
What's the dude?
You're usually the Joe whisperer?
No, no, no.
You're the Wallow whisperer, nigga.
I love Wallow.
Shout to Wallow.
Shout to those things.
And I think everybody should support him.
I just haven't seen him.
So make sure you go buy a pen.
I'm supported.
I am going to buy this, nigger.
He got a side pen for you.
Oh, didn't I even be buying them?
Walo, send my hotels and airplanes
shoe up here.
Airplanes and hotels shoe up here.
I am going to wear it and I will support.
But I am seeing some of the
funny stories online and
I'm laughing even though I'm with
a black entrepreneurship. What are
the stories?
Now it wouldn't even be the right time to highlight
some of those negative stories.
Now when a black person is really putting
his putting his put down making his
market and sneaker business for the very first time.
Let's buy them. Let's support them.
Let's make sure they sell out when they read when they do another
shipment. Let's sell them out too.
That's what's up.
Yeah.
wear them balcony picks all that shit
Right
Ish I'm practicing
Being a good man
Why are you always
Look at me and shake your head
Like you're ashamed
Because listen now
Now
Some of the sneaker dudes out there
They came to me in the past years
Like the niggas that make the sneakers
Like you
What's up?
This could be you
Yours
Like
You know
With respect
I don't even into sneakers like that no more, dog.
I don't wear sneakers.
Kanye put out that fire ass, red Nike Yeezy, and ever since everybody got a dance.
That red October?
Yeah, they want to get the influencer or rapper or anybody with the sneaker makers.
And I think it's a great idea if you catch it.
So shout out of the while.
I hope he does.
And I like that he's getting the biggest slice of the pie by not just going with getting like a brand deal by actually having a
It's his
It's their shit
Yeah
Somebody else that says
They came up
With a similar
Initiative
It said they came up
With a similar design
And
Did I see it?
Hey Wallo
You know you're a friend
Of the show
But you're going to get these jokes,
nigger
This is a funny
Sneaker and shit are going on
When y'all don't laugh
It makes me look worse
I don't know
I just don't get the joke
because I haven't seen a sneaker.
What the fuck is this
nigga laughing?
All right.
All right.
All right.
Trump and Jesus.
I was going to say
hold your head.
Yeah, we really let Fat Joe
buy that Donald Trump sneaker.
Maybe he bought that Donald Trump
sneaker to him a collector.
I don't know.
There was a Donald Trump sneaker?
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
There was a Donald Trump anything that he could sell.
to be clear.
I just would have thought
sneaker.
That's crazy.
I mean, it makes sense.
I just,
it doesn't surprise me.
I think it's bought the Trump phone.
Never got it.
Trump coin.
I don't know if I ever got my
motherfucking,
uh,
Lanzo Balls.
You didn't.
I bought two.
You didn't.
I bought a bunch of motherfuckers.
Then I moved.
Yeah,
that's what.
Black people don't do the,
well,
you speak for me.
I don't do to change
address shit when I'm supposed to.
That's what it was.
Mad mail to the old cream.
Go on.
What else you got?
Yeah, where you think you're at?
that you could do this.
I'm putting for the other.
I'm pussy.
You got two phones.
That's subjective.
Two phones.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
No.
That's part of me.
That was rude.
Don't clap for me,
that was excellent.
That was a good one.
You said, don't clap for me.
You ain't a seal.
I said,
seal.
I'm just saying,
I would try to look.
I'm wanting to talk about,
you know,
seal.
Yo,
what's up with you,
yo?
I said,
that was a good joke.
Let's get it
Why are you looking
You're looking to say something back in
I haven't nothing to say
You got it
I haven't absolutely nothing to say
You got it
You got it
You got it dropped together
Trump Jesus
Mark
Come on give it to
You know it's your bag
Mark
I was thinking more to
King Harris arrest
Just you know
Hold your head to King Harris
He was arrested
In a Pikachu
Up for that's all
Yes
He was arrested
In Atlanta
I believe so
Drug possession charges
Unfortunately
Oh yeah
And he was wearing a Pokemon
onesie at the time.
I was just trying to understand what happened.
I was our resident Pokemon expert as well.
And onesie expert.
That's true too.
Oh yeah, I forgot Free's wear that onesie.
It was Pikachu.
Oh, shit.
It was the same shit.
That's why I'm like, what they're saying, Free.
I don't know what they say about.
I'm following out with that, nigga.
I'm talking about the onesie.
I'm waiting for a statement.
I'm waiting for the press release.
I think his statement was
Fuck the police, if I recall.
Good for him.
Getting pulled over for drug possession is stupid, man.
Yeah, I agree.
If he's not intoxicated or inebriated,
he just has drugs.
I think he had weed.
I think he had a weed pen.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So how do you pull?
He had a vape pen.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's something.
He saw him with a vape pen and pulled the law.
He was doing 60 and a 45.
Okay, so you got pulled over or something else.
They saw a firearm in the car,
which, again, I don't know the laws in Georgia,
but a lot of motherfuckers down there carry guns.
Oh, no.
And so they asked him to get out the car.
They said he refused, and so they pulled him out the car.
Okay, so when you hear all the extra stuff in there,
I got to be the one to say it?
That shit makes sense.
You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.
Why don't they just give them a speeding ticket?
Why do you have to resist in all of this shit?
They put, never mind because it's going to sound like, never fucking.
No, no.
I don't want to put you in a position to sound like you.
I don't know what the law is in Georgia,
I mean, they didn't get him on gun charges,
so clearly he was,
and they would have loved to if they could have.
I got to send y'all some of the poor guys
and your all-star J-R stories.
Y'all over here,
you're all over here looking at that fucking T.I.S.
Her name.
Did you see the, the dude of bent tent?
Yes.
The who-de-who?
You brought it up.
You got to tell them.
I'm not.
I'm not telling them.
I'm cool.
I don't report on none of that type of stuff.
Yeah, no.
But once y'all start talking about King Harris getting arrested in the onesie,
I got to send y'all to all-star J-R shit to liven up your timeline.
I've seen the all-star J-R shit.
But I'm not with that.
And I think it should stop.
But again, who am I to tell somebody how to troll after you try to fucking kill him or rob him or anything like that?
I'm mind of my business.
And a Pokemon onesies like, is that way I'm out of touch with that the generation.
Is that what young men are wearing now?
Ice?
Furious.
Well, he ain't young, but.
No.
It was that or the girl, Cowboy.
from Toy Story. It was the last minute costume.
And I was going to a costume party.
Okay. So I didn't
have much option here. Gotcha.
It was hose there. So you could be a cowgirl.
You could be Pikachu in front of the hose?
Oh, yes. It worked? It worked.
What deal was this?
Don't worry about it.
Long, long, long time ago.
Back in his toys. Even before Pokemon came out.
The Mario joint, so I didn't know why you go.
This is way before.
Oh, okay. God. Way before then.
I wasn't even living over here.
Yeah, I was back long time.
Yeah, that's true.
Back of your 20s.
But you lived out.
In another state.
In the round.
PA, shacking up with some lady.
Yeah.
He ain't tells girls.
My mission ain't going to jump.
Wait, wait.
Wait, hold.
What you said?
You got to rat.
Shacking up.
Oh, no, he's done that.
Not to your current girl, no.
I ain't rat to your current girl.
There's nothing to rat to my current girl about.
I love missing piece.
There's nothing to rat to my girl.
Even if it was, I wouldn't tell.
But there isn't, though.
There ain't know what I'm crying in front of me.
But yeah, it's nothing to rat about.
out and if it was I wouldn't be the one uh-uh all right but that PA ice
P-A ice niggia that dropped trucks right huh he drive trucks in P-A and you was
ratting on P-A ice I'm sure I probably rat it on ice for some point for
entertainment purposes see what you're mad it was hard practice it was
hard practice get my renewal so I open up my phone and motherfucking
YouTube tell me that they they up the price
I hit okay
Yeah
I hit okay fast
Immediately
Pay that for the year
They only wanted a little extra
$2 I don't care
I use YouTube
Way too much
To be sent through ads
YouTube is
That's weird
A premium
That's the premium
subscription I'm paying
Yes
I'm saying
You were the reason
Why I did it
You was like
Because I wasn't paying
For another that shit
You're like yo
You too do it
Free don't give a fuck
When I'm talking
You know
You don't
That's why I read on him
No
I just give it
Honestly I'm just giving
You all the taste
I feel
When I talk
You all don't give a fuck
Y'all talk over me.
That's all.
So every now and then, I'm gonna do it back.
That's back.
Every now and then.
That's fact.
We can't interrupt you, Frie.
You're too passionate.
No, no, no, no.
I didn't know YouTube.
Charge, my dick.
You can't?
You watch like, you watch,
you watch Naxda still.
Listen, Napster.
You download on Napster.
Let me download Napster.
Facebook.
Yo, it's just so 50, yo.
This is my main man, yo.
So you get ads on your YouTube?
I barely be on YouTube.
Oh, well, that's fine.
Where you be at?
Where you spend most of it?
Outside.
Where the AI is?
Touching grass, really working.
Grass is what we're going.
Take the GR.
You sure the grass is real?
Yeah, the GR can leave that.
Grass.
I just renewed my fucking Zeus.
Hell yeah.
Congratulations.
How about Zeus calls?
$40 for the year.
They get that.
They get that.
That's, yeah, that got had that.
You watch it.
You want it heavy?
I get my money's worth on Zeus.
For sure.
On YouTube?
No.
I used to always remind me
the fifth heartbeat that was trying
to keep the group together
the pastor nigga
choir boy
Yeah
Ice just seemed like the scamming deacon
What
I used to don't got like scamming pastor
vibes to y'all like one day he would
own his own church
and be up
No but he would be like a sincere one
When he leave the pod game he's gonna buy
A old church
I can see that in the beginning
Yeah
And do what?
Preach.
Yeah.
Get my ministry out.
I can see it, actually.
My ministry out, for sure.
Go to the community center.
I should go to church.
It's what you're going to do when you leave the ball game game.
What I did before I came in a pod game.
Oh, I thought you meant.
Sell drugs in community.
Oh, shit.
Now, that's right.
Just so we clear, that's right.
The house shit is a front.
Oh, and that too.
That's right.
That's the house.
You're going to open up a family dollar?
We only know he got a house because he's coming here and lie,
yo, my tenant,
yo, I had to fix the sheet around.
That's cold word.
That's really Custies.
My tenta.
Oh, shit.
Custies.
It's a scamming realtor.
That's what I'm not.
That's what I happen.
God.
Mark, you're going to meet the television.
Back to him on television.
Mark is going to work for TMZ.
For sure.
And they're moving to D.C.?
I would, I didn't consider that the move to D.C.
could benefit me.
But if Harvey happens to be watching this.
Help.
TMZ moving to D.
Oh, I thought you were looking to.
like the firing a van would help you.
They've been going for years.
Shout out the van.
I love van.
But no, I mean, I would never leave here.
This is, I love it here.
I thought in addition to, I didn't, absolutely leave it.
Yeah, yeah.
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
Yeah, he was let go about maybe a decade ago.
You should get YouTube, bro.
You should get YouTube.
I'm buying it.
It was 10 years ago.
I'm going to pay for you.
Let me gift it to you.
Let me give you YouTube, yo.
Don't treat it like the shades of my boy.
Oh shit.
Use you too.
You can get me a different gift.
I'm good.
No, it's over for that one.
After how you treat them, Jays, nigger?
I'm not.
Fuck you.
I was going to get you the ill Carolina
Blue G-Wagon, too, on some shit.
Just to stun on your exes and stole your houses, nigger.
I'm good.
Carolina Blue kicks out of his
block used to it.
This nigga brushed his eyebrows before it came away.
Look at this, nigger.
You.
You.
Watch me, nigger.
Why are you so well,
Groomed it work like a bitch.
Oh, you don't know why, right?
I'm 50.
Hey, drop that GR.
He dropped that GR.
And it's hot out this week in New York.
Yeah, it is.
It's hot out this week.
What's your plans?
What's your plans?
What's your plans?
What's your plans?
What's y'all doing?
Yeah, it ain't saying this shit.
Yesterday.
I almost called my baby mom.
Like, yo.
Got a little cough.
Go ahead, I'll pick them up in a month.
In a month.
I almost made the call.
You're going to sit.
Central Park?
one of them shit?
Oh, nigger.
To work.
Oh, he's going to work in heat?
Yeah, for sure.
The hoodie?
You wait till I talk to that white lady, boy.
When I find that, when I talk about it, so much is going to become clear.
Pio.
What is he and me?
She listens to the podcast.
Yeah, niggins.
Wait until I catch her at a coffee shop, boy.
You're stupid.
You're stupid.
I don't like that, but.
I don't like that part.
We're going to get the cross triangulating.
You know that the bitch is do when they come woman to women.
When they come to you,
connecting dots.
I'm going to do it.
Oh, he wasn't at the park that day.
He was living in a house on May 14th.
Man, I stopped by there.
I saw the progress.
I get the updated pictures.
Boogie.
I got updated pictures.
Went to touch some grass, yeah.
Yeah, bought some acres in D.
No, not acres.
I'm working on.
I know you are.
I know you are.
You mean D.C. a lot, too.
He was in there when I was out there, right?
Talking about, yo, my dad was on the police force out here.
That's the bad.
You know my dad?
He out there talking to the mayor.
He said me out.
He's your ass up.
Yeah, we're in Caesar at that did all that house bullshit.
Is he in jail?
You're going to fuck you up.
I don't be getting an update for when niggas go in jail.
Why would you?
Oh, you only get that when you...
Exactly.
It's cool.
It's hard to get a nigga once they're already transferred everything to their mom.
name, boy.
Hey, that shit ain't never
coming back. The victims
being court to my own.
That money is a watch.
Y'all. We don't have it.
It's crazy.
I think they made me pay some shit even when they gave me
community service.
You get a fine with that? You get a fine with that?
That was some bull.
You know, you really was out there picking up leave.
Yeah, I ain't finished though, like a G.
They listen. I ain't finished.
Had a few hours left.
If they come get me now over that, that's crazy.
Yo, I ain't start.
For real.
How you get that off?
You know how he got it all.
Oh, fucking razz.
It's two things.
It's money.
Fucking grass.
You know he got to.
You need to be on nemesis.
You know how he got it off.
Let me guess.
It was the lady throwing it was a lady, right?
I'm gonna be the other ghost.
It was a woman, right?
Go ahead and drink some water.
It was a woman.
A nigga, mad thirsty.
The person that gave you community.
But she, that was in charge, was it a woman?
Yeah, wipe your eyes, nigger.
Wipe your contacts, boy.
I don't remember.
But what's the relevance?
The relevance is, any time.
Ain't no topic, so you the topic.
Oh, okay.
I got a topic.
No, hold on, nigga.
I'm sorry.
Am you know.
Anytime it's a woman that's running something,
you find your way to get right through it, boy.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think that's fire.
I mean.
Put a word in for me.
You said what?
Women don't really compete with you as much as other men.
Mm.
Vars.
Oh.
I'm relatable.
So I go to fucking Michael Paul's birthday get together on Saturday night.
I saw it.
Shandig.
Jill got it.
Five.
Boy, one thing Michael Paul ain't lost the ability to do is curate a vibe.
And all Michael Paul people are cool, good people.
And Michael Paul is married now.
So the joints that's coming in is like free joints.
Available.
But at this age, the whole friend group, my cousins, everybody that's coming in, is
married or long-term relationship.
Right.
So everybody's just in there
really just being good people.
Sure.
Until a group went outside
to go have a little smoke,
like some of the fellas and Dana
and shout out the Dana.
Just some of the people,
the cool kids went outside a little bit
just to talk.
I'm out there telling my cousin,
Mo, y'all, I ain't gonna hold you, dog.
When you're faithful?
And the weather break?
Just
being social,
you hear that,
you hear that in a dog in you still
that you gotta suppress.
I concur.
Like when the fine joints,
fuck.
When the fine joints is around
and you used to really be about that,
you could hear this.
You hear your,
the dog inside of you trying to.
No, the muscle memory.
It's muscle memory.
It's muscle memory.
And the chicks is just being good people
talking to you like, hey, how you doing,
everything is good.
You like, when the vibes is right
and some wine, it's, you hear,
trying to come out of you, but you're faithful.
No, what you're doing is they're not trying
to be good. They'll say one of the phrases
that's a hook-line and sinker phrase, and you got to
dodge it. Dodge it. You have to start.
But you hear the dog.
When they throw that jab, you would have to slip
the jab counter. You know, you what I'm saying? You got to
eat it.
It's tough.
It's tough suppressing your inner dog when the weather is nice and wine is flowing
and your cousin brought a whole bunch of fine joints.
And the other thing about Michael Paul, he'll still be friends with the girl that I kicked it to 30 years ago, dated for a week, and then stop talking.
So 30 years later now, they're coming in.
You're rich.
No, but I left unceremoniously.
So it's awkward.
I get it.
It's still weird.
Like, soon as they come in here, come, like, oh, there's Joey.
There's a child. Talk to you in your head before.
There he is.
Michael Paul.
Remember he left you at juniors?
Then Michael Ball got good friends.
So it's like, so they like got careers and shit.
So as he's talking to one of the girls, she has a child who's born August 31st.
It's my birthday.
So Michael Paul is call himself doing the social thing.
He's like, Joe, this is my cousin Joe, this is, let's call it Tasha.
This is Tasha.
Tasha has a son born on your birthday too.
Then he leaned over to Tasha.
He said, I told Tasha that, yo, this nigger is going to do whatever the fuck he wants.
He's going to have problems because his birthday's August 31st.
Like, he's going to be a little off in the head.
So I'm trying to be like, matured, I'm like, oh, thank my cousin for such a glowing review.
I'm so glad he speaks so highly of me.
But, like, I kind of start vetting the shit that he tell his friends about me, too.
Like, I think he paint me as the wild.
Hold on.
You got to start back on the stuff that Michael Paul tells his friends about you.
Yes.
Oh.
I think he's telling them that I'm like a wild boy that has a problem with authority and kind of just does whatever the fuck he wants to do.
Don't say.
Wow.
Where did he get that from?
Where would he get that from?
He shouldn't be saying that.
But where would that?
Why would he be in the program?
I have no idea, but he shouldn't be spreading that.
That shouldn't be the gospel.
To think.
Yeah, I don't think I do that to y'all.
Do what?
What?
I want to be clear here.
Let's move on.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Roller skates.
I know when to get out of this.
You've got to skaters.
I'm out of there.
Oh, speaking of usher to Chris Brown Usher dates.
Yes.
Chris Brown Usher dates have dropped East Rutherford, August 7th and 8.
Yes, right.
August 7th and 8.
Friday and Saturday.
But you know me.
Boob, boo, boom, chicken, chicken.
I'm out in that D.C. date.
Yeah, July.
That D.C. date is July 10th, I want to say.
Okay.
Let me see.
That's Jay Z, right?
Jay Z, right?
JZ.
July 10th.
Yeah, oh shit, July 10th and 11th.
Yeah, that's Jay-Z.
So much for that one.
Cancels that one.
Yeah, I'll wait until they come to New York.
Vegas is September 5th and 6th.
Oh, I'm going to Vegas.
I'm going to Vegas too.
I'm going to Vegas too.
I'm going to be a time.
It's going to be a time.
I can't wait.
That's going to be a good time.
Chris Brown chimed in on our post.
He did.
Our verses post.
He said to get it.
And said, he said, he got it.
He got it.
I'm just happy to be a part of.
and he's a part of,
salute to the gentleman.
That's the great answer.
Such a gentleman.
Amazing answer.
I mean, he could have not said anything,
but if you're going to weigh in,
that's how you do it.
With humility is cool.
I'm sure he don't think that.
Deep down, I know he can,
he believes he could win.
I still got ushered.
But, you know, I think it's a though.
I like the maturity.
I do too.
Shout to him.
Shout to him.
Yeah, y'all went home
and re-looked at that Chris Brown catalog.
It's a lot.
It's better than I thought.
Oh, it's nice.
Wash and go.
He ain't washing.
It's better than I thought.
It ain't out of your minds.
Y'all, we're not doing this again.
We're not doing this again, but he's not going to watch him.
I said, I'm going to make a list.
We offer this because they're brothers and they're going on tour.
But just for shits and giggles, I'm going to make a list of Usher songs that better not come on against Chris Brown.
Because there's some of those.
It's a lot of those.
All of that good kisser shit, 86 it.
Climax, 86 it.
Shit, climax.
Climax better not come on.
Not against Chris Brown.
That go for both sides of the equation.
I think you and Ish should do battle.
That EDM hold up for a minute, Mark.
That EDM usher error, he better not try to Eadm.
He got one or two.
Go along.
He better not.
Not against Chris Brown, you don't have any.
He put that EDIM on and Chris Brown.
You beautiful people.
I'm about saying, oh my God is going to fucking go.
Everywhere.
Everywhere.
Yeah, we had three times come on.
You don't think, oh my God should be in a time.
In the verses.
Fair.
Hey.
Beautiful people.
Don't wait me.
Your life.
Stop playing.
Hey, hey.
Hey.
Chris Brown.
Beautiful people.
Stop that.
Yeah, stop.
Chris Brown got some shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God is a huge record.
You got to talk about.
OMG better not come on against Christopher Brown.
OMG is fired.
Stop.
OMG is fire.
You're bugging.
I'm bugging at all.
I need you boo.
You don't think, oh, my God.
Should be in the verses.
I'm into you.
Hey.
Heart's all over the world tonight.
And the heart's all over the world's night.
Yeah, you better watch itself now.
I don't even know Chris Brack does that song, man.
With you, with you, with you.
Everybody, shut your ass up over there, huh?
I don't, nigga, but I know the hits.
Ammati pop up like Batman
anytime you start talking about R&B,
nigga.
He'd be wrong now.
He's wrong now.
Amani's 100% right.
No, Imani got a chill.
I don't even hear.
I don't even hear of him.
So we'll need from you right now.
Yeah, you got you got your.
Yeah, nigga.
Yeah, nigga.
I don't have no, Tidl Moser, so she responded?
Again?
No, no, he's just an episode behind.
No, we still got it.
We talked about it, yeah.
I was there?
You might have been, actually.
Sadly, you might have been.
No, this, it can't be sad, my nigga, because I'm not, I ain't going to say that.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look how fast he activated you.
I almost disrespected him.
What did I do?
I almost said something disrespectful to my man.
I love you, Slip.
Now, you don't love me, nigga.
You love this.
The shining lights.
and Antoine, did you all reach out to Teager Moses
and handle the booking?
Who that?
She hit me about it.
She hit him.
She hit him.
These niggas.
Why she hit you, Nick?
This is what you put?
I'm fixing.
Hey, yo, set of the Ian, boy.
I did it.
Exactly.
That's it then.
You don't handle bookings, nigga.
Yeah, you don't handle.
I don't want to.
All right.
But I know you're bag, you put it off the bookings bag.
Hey, y'all, we got company.
It's been, oh, shit, it's been a great show.
Yes.
Yeah.
Look what you do.
Oh, you was a.
I love this is a matured.
Thank you.
That's the line.
Oh, my.
Stop.
You are not a true.
Now you're up.
I don't appreciate him.
Now you,
respect.
Now you want to fall in the show.
Oh, my fault.
Nick, you would just fall to sleep.
Does anybody have any?
That was smooth.
I did it.
It was very smooth.
I think we should let these ladies eat.
I leave to you.
And I leave.
Does anybody have anything that they need to get off in their hearts?
Shout to everybody, man.
And so.
Oh, man.
their spirits.
We good?
We see.
All right.
This is a great,
so we're just going to jump over
Trump Jesus?
Yeah.
All right, it's cool.
Yeah, we can skip Trump Jesus.
It's all right.
This room needs Jesus.
We do.
This room needs Jesus.
I love some damn Usher.
Oh, my God.
Boy.
Damn, man.
My girl Ash would definitely be
at the motherfucking
Chris Brown Usher show with me, man.
Ash, we miss you and we love you,
yo.
Can't believe you're gone.
but I know you up there looking over the people that you like and some of the people you dislike.
Hey.
Rest of peace, Demetrius.
Rest of peace, Ashley.
Everybody out there that lost somebody is going through it, mourning, grieving.
Good episode today.
D.
Hey.
Wait a minute.
Yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you a do.
Farewell.
Adios.
Seriva, Durchy.
LeVista, Arvoire, so long goodbye, our simple head novel suffice.
Remember life is a series of moments and moments past.
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
And lastly, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things, grab you a title, and all.
You might need it.
Yeah, I ain't got nothing else, man.
I'm chilling.
I'm chilling.
Looking forward to a good week.
Me.
Y'all seen that clip of Amani and Mandy?
Oh, yeah.
I saw that.
That was good, man.
My son was out there.
He raised questions for me.
He was moving mountains, boy.
You always beat my son to me, boy.
I ain't going to say it.
Oh, man.
Oh.
What we were to talk about?
He's right.
He's crazy.
He don't remember the Mandy kiss.
Like, if there was one kiss in the world,
you remember.
It's the man.
Ticket don't ever remember.
I believe a manny.
Child to Mandy, man.
Child to Mandy.
Putting them soup coolers to work.
And it was a French kiss
too.
Tungin Big Mandy down.
And that's when Mandy was bigger too.
He ain't get new body.
He ain't get new body,
Mandy.
He got old school.
He got Mandy from 07.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Y'all hold it down out there.
Be safe.
Until next time, same time, same place.
Oh shit, somebody shout out that GoFundMe.
That GoFundMe that TMZ announced that Ashley's dad put out.
Somebody find that GoFumme real quick so we can do the Lord's work.
Somebody.
Somebody.
You found it?
Hey, she got it.
It appears to be GoFumme.com slash F slash support dash the.
dash family dash uh sorry scrolling i think just go to go fund me dot comment type her name in it'll come
up it's in the TMZ article it's in the TMZ article is in the TMZ like the family of ashley robinson
with dash is all in between got it man again ask you we miss you we love you rest and peace
go e and ashley they raised 16000 out of 50k already oh beautiful so that's good good you want
throw 20 on that 25 on that they might go to old 50 on that man yeah no doubt no doubt on who got to get
All right, we gotta see.
One of my friends died, nigga.
One of y'all would be on-on-sson-A,
asking a good question, boy.
You got to say.
No, no, no, no, no.
Maybe you're further in the commercial.
No, Joe, bud.
You soon at that, that, nigh,
got no mic, my.
You've never heard of Joe, bud?
Where would you be without the GPP?
