The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 921 | "Cheeks Come Out At Night"

Episode Date: April 18, 2026

The JBP begins its latest episode with the news of the Los Angeles Police Department arresting singer D4vd following the death of Celeste Rivas Hernandez (33:33) before turning to Dave Chappelle's interview with NPR in which he defends going to Saudi Arabia (42:11). The room then takes a left turn and discusses what their male escort prices would be which leads to a debate over Ish getting bagged on the pod (1:11:40), Azzi Fudd gets drafted by Dallas Wings joining girlfriend Paige Bueckers (1:37:36), and the crew shares their thoughts about a recent post from Bow Wow (1:47:15). Also, Nia Long's first-ever interview with Playboy (1:55:50), Joe learns that Mona and Marc got their tattoos from the same artist (2:17:10), Caitlin Jenner's comments about accepting the woman of the year award (2:24:33), Diana Russini resigns from The Athletic (2:35:53), new in music (2:52:10), Part of the Show (3:05:10), and much more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden 

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Enjoy the show. What? Any wins this year? No, Mona. I don't have any wins against my BM this year. But I got two of them. Lifetime. What's your record?

Two wins in 25? That's crazy. But we don't go at it a whole lot. We don't really go at it. So it's peace. Yeah, we're peaceful. Now, that's love. When you pass all that, that's love, man.

That's shit in the world. I'm just saying when you. That'd be your bro at the point. Like, I fuck with you. That's why I gave you a baby, right? Yeah, like that. Like I liked you back then. That's lit.

Yeah, that was crazy. Remember we made a human? That was wild and shit. Yeah, we thought we was going really to take it the whole way. That was crazy. Yeah, that nigga looked like my grandpa. Look at him. Yep.

Every time you think about me, bitch, look right in that room. Bitch. What's me? No, I know. Then they go try to have another kid and neglect yours. Oh, yeah. Now you could, you know the bitch loves it. You know she does the kid.

Whoever dad in house, that's who she loved him most. Yeah, she keeps getting your son that nasty floor. Two-face. Y'all don't know what y'all be doing to your kids. I'm telling you. Them up getting tortured at the crib. Shout out to my BMs, man. Yeah, shout out to my B.M.

Yeah, y'all add to the peace. This peaceful version of me you see today, it's a little bit. I should send my first BN a couple dollars. I wish I knew wet Joe. Yeah. Huh? I wish I knew wet Joe.

Yo, do you help? Yeah, you've been tight. That'll be my dog, I'm telling you. Wet Joe? What's my nigga. I know it, bro. I used to watch this thing on TV, constantly.

He wasn't what on TV? No, he wasn't, but... He's wild then, too. I just don't know that. I know, like... I was on pills on TV. I was on TV. Millionaire.

Different. Yeah, this is a totally different... They don't have a cool world. Do you like this Joe better? Soba Joe. Yes. I'm not saying he's ass, but I would have enjoyed

how I fucked up, Joe. No, you would have to. We like this Joe better, Mark. Well, not fans. And he would have liked me too. No, no. I like you like this, but this is the main you I know.

know, but I didn't know. But I just like him like this. I don't like the fucked up friend. And you don't like the fucked so you don't get that's what I'm saying. Exactly. I smoke wet. I wouldn't like the nigga. I didn't know what.

We got dusted a couple times together. No bullshit. That's a real bind with your friend. You're dusty with your nigga. You don't break up with you got dusted with years ago. Y'all share that. I mean, I need to drug friends are good friends. I said you're dusted.

He wet is bone. Boat is weed. Come on. It's hard to keep drug friends when you stop doing drugs. Not necessarily. You should get rid of them, right? It depends on the drug.

People places and things. It depends on how hard the drugs. Like crack, I would stop fucking with them. You know what I mean? Like, I went and visited the crack house with my new sweatsuit on. You know when you start smoking to get that new sweatsuit.

You know how they do? They get them teeth. That new sweatsuit. It's nobody more cocky than somebody fresh off cracks. Like six months off. Six months off with a parking, that motherfucker fucka cut you out

over that spot. Niggas said you know how when they stop walking crack They get the new sweatsuit Niggins No new joints No cold nikes with the sweatsuit Niggas forget quick That day was in them alleyways

Wiping the asses with snicker bar and wrappers That shit is a fucking distant memory What? Niggas get real cocky Like okay you're getting 10 pounds Belinda congratulations bitch You wiped my windows off last summer bitch

Fuck you Let's get serious guys It's wrong with you I think I manned You are an idiot A snickers Rap Oh my

It's really meltdowns Oh man Oh my shit Yeah It's a crazy start Oh Hey dog You don't got no fancy music

A little inspo Nothing Oh you got some Oh and just because I'm in a different chapter in my life That don't mean that the last chapters Don't exist I still don't fuck with you and I still think you are weirdo bitch.

I do not wish you well. I hope you live in bizarre times. When your phone only charged at a very specific angle, I hope you realize that you typed in the wrong address one minute before your arrival. I hope you catch a code and it's resistant tonight. Well, may your favorite pair of jeans going missing, bitch. Like, honestly, I hope you tell a joke to a group of friends and they won't listen. So you say it again and they go silent so you have to explain it with your bitch ass and they don't laugh and go on with their conversation.

I hope you meet the love of your life and they move to another country, ho. I hope your nose is always running. I hope your transmission stop functioning May your new hairstyle is going Notice ugly bitch I hope you bite into some bread And the underside is Modi I hope you leave the country

And I hope you set by somebody in the plane That keeps fart in when you finally land And leave the airport you realize that your passport is missing May your friend's flake and your elbows ache And no doctor will take your insurance With peace of love I hope that every time somebody

Come over an invasive bug makes an appearance Fuck you Bitch That's my kind of hate right now That's a good head right now That's a good head for right there yeah

yeah yeah how we do it home right and we're tall in town oh my man

look you're Gary Gary Gary and you watch you're yeah come back to the street who's Sean P

aka a on Shaw 3 said it was necessary these suck of niggas I have very scary They come in the hole This shit came out I thought this was the hardest being in the world

Anytime this shit came on the club Oh my god Make shit, make shit Who don't know about me, bitch, I for show winning Don't make me pop that whole club's gonna do that stupid shit Ah my god Oh my god Oh my god

Yeah, yeah Lickin'A time Oh, liquor sipping Come up, what's up out there? What's up out there? I'm under a cover Little John he dropped the beat And makes it bounce like rubber

Sean Palm told you used to make a I hate I hope I hope Dish You be a cup of yak This verse here though I like this right

Yes sir You were showing anyway Swap it out Swipe it off in the shower And get myself together I need about I can shit down No need no skills

It's right Oh wait for the ladies Oh wait for these that I don't typically behave that way. I caught a couple of them Thursday joints I don't never see. Who? There's just a good night to be out. You know what it was.

My boy know what I did already. Hey! Microphone check, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Frank asked about you brothers too last night, too, man. Who did? Oh yeah? Frank, my big Frank. Jerry, Jersey legend, man.

That's the highlight for him. Was out there talking about you, boys with Frank last night. Let me get these drops out the way real quick and let's talk some shit. No, I'm ready to talk shit. No, Joe Button. It's Parks.

What's that? You're icy edge. Mm-hmm. Pizzling. And Mona. Mona. Welcome to episode 9, 9201 of the Joe Button

podcast brought to you by fueled by power by Price picks, Price picks, gang. I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, extremely happy to be here, host Joe Button here with some really amazing people to my right. Come on, man, stop playing with her Philly's finest. Don't

call her white girl Big De Mona. Mona is in the building. How you doing, Mona? I'm doing great. Absolutely love that. You look great. I was the first person here. Congratulations. Okay. Nice. Talk heavy.

All right. Talk about it. Talk heavy. It's professionalism. Professionalism. You remind me, Tiana Taylor, you hit me and asked me my shoe size a few months ago, and I sent it back to you. Never got mine. Never must have went somewhere different.

I bought these, though. It was fresh. Shout to Tiana. She snatched. Shout to Tiana, but let's get that going. I kind of fell back from it because you was winning Oscars and shit, but now that that's cooled down, come on, let's do the right thing.

Send me a pair too, babe. Next to Mona, again, Philly's finest. Our good brother, Dr. Dark Lamont Hill is in the building. Mark, how you doing, man? Good, man. Just tired. Been up all night. What you was doing?

Nothing fun, man. I wanted to go out, but my wife was out. You know, when you got a little kid, you tell him you got to take turns going out. But, no, my son was sick, man. I'm sorry, I know you think. I'm sorry to. He think the whole, yeah, loco. His, it's the pollen and shit.

His eyes were swollen. so his eyes were swollen shut. Wow. And he, like, it was nasty. And he kept waking me up to take him to the hospital. So I just kept giving him Benadryl. Kept giving him how many bed drills he took. Why?

How much? There's a limit you're supposed to give kids. And you hit that limit? Oh, I hit that limit, like, around like two. But, like, four, he still wanted more. And I was tired. So I gave him more Benadryl. But then at 7 or 8, he woke up, and, like, he couldn't move his eyes at all.

And so I took him to the doctor, and they pumped him with a steroid. And I was like, I'm not, I can't be around. him on Roids. So I dropped him right back to the school. Damn. That nigga is that. I'm not even joking. We know. I took the Joe early like, I'm still going to make the show.

Just when you know where I'm at, but I'm going to make the show. Yeah. Once they're getting to Roids, I was like, fuck. He was tearing that off his up. Yeah, when any of y'all hit me the morning of the show, you know, I just assume that you're calling out. About that text, by the way, too, Mark. Like, our relationship is great. If you hit me and

you gotta take my son to the hospital like I just believe you you don't ever have to send a picture Oh shit That was more out of frustration Yo your son God damn I felt fucked up

Yeah yeah That wasn't to prove it That was more like I want y'all to share my pain Like this shit is terrible Now that was really really What was the picture of his eyes It was swore

And he went into rage Before the roids Because he was so angry at everything And he was so tired From the Benadry waking him up So he was just running through the office screaming and cursing. It sounded like

Jocelyn Hernandez was like running to the nurses. And they whatever they gave and they gave some shit they don't usually give kids and they just told them we could go so as we could go.

Wow. Now. Now. Not right now. So I dropped them in school and came straight here. It's what I paid for. And turn my phone off.

And that's what I paid for. Oh shit. That was my other little low-key unsaid battle with my BM the other day. Now that Mark reminds me. She called her.

Oh. Lex has a headache Took him to the doctor The doctor wanted know of headaches Running your side of the family Yeah, who the fuck You're talking to you? I mean, yes

Yeah, right You're on every side of every bed Who the fuck are you talking to? That's your sound like Racial It just sound like Accusatory Yeah

But I mean, yes But yeah Don't ask me that shit Fuck out of here Mr. Thousand Doors and Up Superstar Yes, sir

Yeah Good day, sir How are you? I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good

How you doing man I like them sneaks too I like the whole fit The shorts is where you try to still be humble But I see it And the cup With the match and that's that bitch You got the AKA

Match match The AMAX's That's the air maxes That's what you think I did? Yes. I think you might, dog whistle to the A.K.

He did. He got the old nigga Miami fit on. He is an A.K. Oh, shit. I'm like that kid. He'll fucking a guy. That's a male whore outfit.

Yeah, he's selling bundles. This is an old bundle package. Audience, you could get the air maxes, matching cup, hoodie, and penis. Oh, shit. Only for, probably what? 450. All right.

Hey, Ma'am, he couldn't go outside like that? My dick were at $4.50. He could have went outside like that. He would have went outside with a black eye. And then insults to injury, you got the gray sweats cut off with the white legs out. You did a lot today. You did a lot. You did a lot.

Cardi's on all that. That ain't selling meat. I don't know what it is. That is whole shit. You know what's wrong. He said, oh, you light skin with pink on. And he threw the glasses on. And his face is turning pink when you compliment him too much.

And his face is all. Oysterize. and shit. Niggas his fool shit. Nika woke up throwing some scentless lotion. He brushed his beard. Grab the scentless soap.

He in there getting scentless clean. And he greased his legs. Settles lotion. Smelling mad, organic. Brush your beard and crease your maids. Y'all, I smell like this off the wake-up, ma'am. This is my natural how to sweat just merge

with my fucking pores, bitch. Yeah, he's stupid. Let me guess, got a car wash, too. You know he got the car wash. No, he got a car wash. Fresh, Al. He dropped this shit at the car wash. They're going to bring it when he's done.

I wouldn't leave a house like that. On a Friday? My car on Friday. What? That's what I'm telling you. He's in that house getting shit off there. Look at this mother. And everybody know it but him.

Look at this nigga. Because we know we can't get that shit off. Look at this nigga. Everybody know about her. No, she know. I'm home. She's secure. I'm home.

She's secure with her shit. What you're talking about? You was one of mine. You got beat up this morning. I'm holding on the air, nigga. Nah, she put an air tag or something in that alley. That's what it is. No, she did.

You left scratched up. You left my shit scratched up. Then he tried to not be all the way shaped up on the beard to look mega rich. He brushed it, though. He brushed that beer. This nigga pissing me off. You can't win it is it? Got it.

If you got the shape of them, they be like, look at the shape. And I didn't even take, I ain't brush nothing. I'm just in here. Put some type of beer oil on. At all. That's up to that. Your beard is moister. Come on.

No, you put the fucking, you put Blistex. What's that shit? Caramax. His lips shining His lips shining. Yeah, you got a cheater. You got. You look like a cheater.

Now, today it looked like you cheating. You look like, yeah. Tonight it looked like tonight. You look like you can get that big about you. Sometimes you look like we're going out there. Oh, that's why you got your slim charred shit on. Who?

Reverse, reverse. Joey looked like a realtor. He looked like a realtor. You look like a realtor. No, he looked like a Spanish plug. He looked like he showed luxury. You look how you got them shit's for the cheap. We are on, we are introducing ish.

Okay. We're not going to hyperfocus on me. We didn't introduce you, so, it's all it fair. Ladies and gentlemen, Frankie Beverly. Yeah. Now think about who nobody introduces Joey. Oh, man. We got to start.

We got to start. That's Spanish Jose right here. Introduce him on them. Yeah. I introduce them. Y'all don't want me. It's fine. No, entry.

I think it'll be dog. Give me intro. I'm trying to keep my job, okay? How are we going to, you know, Joe Button. Yeah. That was super trash. No, all right, we're good. I'm with you, Mowna, until you get the long term,

because your niggas would just be disappearing. Oh, I'm telling you. Kats be here, and then you look up, and they don't be here no more. You don't know where they be. I don't know where they be at. Period. Period. Real shit.

Big sliding all heavy and shit. And then they're not. But yeah, I'm trying to step. He's the shadiest. He's the shadiest world, my faith. I don't get it. He's talented at that shit, man. I used to here too.

Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. All is here. All is here. Eric is here. Eric is here. Corey is on his birthday vacation.

Yeah. friend, the love of his life. Tanner and Savan are here by remote. That's true. These guys are the most... I don't know. Y'all is so toxic. This is such a...

What? You started about telling my nigga he dressed like a cheater. That's how you started this show. Because I know... I know my man. That's my... That's my... That's foul.

No. That's what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. That is unfound. I'm saying that in his cheater days. That did not detoxify it at war. He would throw on the pink. Oh, the pink was the cheek color?

Yes, it's all I'm saying. That boy ain't going to stray on, but I ain't hyper-focused on this. What am I saying? Did I do everything? Is anybody here? Yeah, we hear. You guys are here. It's lit.

It's lit. What's up? What's up? What's up? Talk to me. Talk to me, nice. It's been beautiful. I'm nice.

Yeah, we're here. Spring is here. Spring is here. Spring is here. Spring is here. It's summer. Nah. It was high. It's spring. Delaware probably skips the season. Because of global warming, we have summer and winter. We don't have spring and fall anymore. Let's go, Al Gore. It's true. It's true. It was 80 degrees. It was. It was. It's not normal for April, y'all. I was outside. I was outside. But they could do it. My name two weeks ago, it was in the 20s. Wait a minute, everybody. Parks, you did. Yard work naked? Butt naked. Wow. Gotta get that something,

man. You said what? Wait, wait, wait. He did his yard work butt naked. I got to tap him with a neighbor. No, no. Just clean it up, you know. Getting the yard ready for some.

He was outside raking with your peepee? Absolutely. That's the white shit right here. That is the white shit I've never heard white shit. You win. Yo, it's beauty. Keep them away. That little tweet?

Yeah. Wow. I'll forget that you do white shit. I love it. Embrace your whiteness. Power watching. What ass? Power watching with his bones.

You know, what the fuck? I've got to tap in with this nigga neighbors. Oh, bitch. Yo, the funny part is you can see over his gate. No, you can't. The fence is, like, fucking eight feet tall. You got a building next door. You're like right down.

What are you talking about? Parks, you're not kidding around. You're not kidding around. dead serious. I'm dead serious. I love you. I love you. You're building next door can look down into your shit. Fuck that. They don't be holding a job. They want to see that shrimp that's on them.

Fuck that, fuck. Yo, white people. Yeah, that's white. No, that is goals to fucking do yard work city swinging. I'm going to like that. Well, what did anybody else do with their with the one? I don't matter. I had my clothes on.

Why did you come after? I was dressed. I was dressed. I went to New York this week a little date with my wife. Oh. It was nice, man. It's rare to get out. You know what I mean?

We went to see the premiere of Rami Yusuf's new comedy special on HBO. It was a nice event. The special's fucking hilarious, yeah. I'm not familiar with you. Y'all should. It's the kind of humor that y'all like. That y'all like? Yeah, that dark, mean, irreverent.

So you're kind of humor, too. Oh, me and my wife were in stitches the whole time. Yeah, don't y'all us. I'm saying, you know, it's different kinds of jokes we laugh at? Sure. It's that side. It's the dark side. It was brilliant.

It was funny. It was a great event. But it was just nice to be outside, man. You know what? Yeah, word. A nice little New York spring day? Yes. It almost made me want to live in New York again.

Almost. She, I don't want to leave. Yeah, I'm good. She, you know, I got one word that would change that for you. Zillow. I mean, yeah. True, yeah. Right.

Any of them, redfin, nigga. I don't knock that thought right out of here. Yeah. Yeah. You have. The night's weather has made me stay in more. Shit, never that. After this winter, I'm outside.

And I'm not. I'm not advocating for people to do that. No. For me, it ain't nowhere to go. Like, because now I got to find a spot that I feel comfortable in the late night just chilling. Two famous. And there's nobody will see you on.

Where they'll keep a secret. Two fingers. You say, what? You keep a lot. You walk right into that one. I'm not going to hold you. No, I'm serious. It's tough now.

Why? Why do you say that? Why did they make the camera phone? It's tricky now. Why are you saying that, though, It's because you're so popular? No. You can say yes.

I'm older, so I don't be wanting to be in the hood, hood shit. You know what I'm saying? Even though I'm comfortable in the out of the stone, just don't be wanting to be in there. So now I've got to find a spot that is teetering the lines. You know what I'm saying? Come on, what hospital are you born in? And you don't drink either.

Yeah, you're so cool. Because I feel like once you get saucy, you don't really mad where to fuck you are. Right, that's what I'm saying. Turn them on the hood spot when you're saucy. Yeah, and then you can walk outside, and then they can be like, you walk into a bat. Well, that's what you got to move accordingly.

I mean, that depends on the people who spots are funner. That's just my personal. I'm sure you. It's got to move accordingly. You know. When you're moving up here? I'm in there with that thing on me. You heard me?

That's fine, you know? It's all going. It's all entertainment. Martin, when you're moving up this way? I'm dead serious. There's a pistol on me if I'm in the spot. That is not a joke. When you're moving in New Jersey?

Why would the fuck would I do that? That's what I said until I did. I'm trying to tell you. I'm not moving to Jersey. Maybe New York. Why would not move to New York? No. Do not move to New York.

Move to New York. Never. Move to New Jersey. I'm trying to get parked to move to New Jersey. Never. Never. I'm like, heard you. The nicer it gets is the less inclined I'm moving to New Jersey.

I thought I could twist your arm in the wintertime. Yeah, in wintertime, it's a good sell. You're still right here. I'm so new to Jersey, but I've hated Jersey all my life. Now, this part of Jersey is different. And y'all did teach me that I was in East Philly and all in. Yes. So I do have to get more acclimating.

And I do like now when I get off, I shop, I hang out. Like I try to, you know. And it is nice, but I feel like everybody look like me. They're pushing a stroller with a baby in it that don't look like them. You know what I mean? Nannies. They get money. You got to be in the right part.

You got to be in the right part of Jersey. Yeah. You know what's nice? Hoboken. Hoboken is really nice. Jersey City, all right. Jersey City would be flop for you. I've never been to Jersey City.

I've never been to Newark. I've never been to Newark. You're all right. If y'all was going to know. If y'all was bully my niggas, you already to y'all's hit already, but whatever. What's up? Take me.

You're not going to beat the man over allegations. You stay up here for a couple of days. You can stay at my crib. You know, wife you love you now. My wife's a big fan of yours. And I love your wife, but I need my nephew to be at the nannies for a couple of days. Oh. I need the nephew to be at the nanny.

That thing ain't a fan. That nigg gets me that funny eye, like he don't trust me. You know what I mean? You know, some kids don't smile back. You'd be, boog, boo, boo, that motherfucker. That's how Markson is. Like, bitch, get out of my face. Man.

So some bad news. I'm devastated. I'll bring you to my hood, but we're not going to stop in their lights. Y'all ain't going to stop at all. I want you going to show me. Hood? So he'll ride through, but they're not stopping at all. He's not going to ride through.

He'll be like, yo, you be like, yo, over there, like seven blocks. You see that fourth house right there? We just ride. Take your phone. I'll slow it down and show you. I'm so disappointed that we haven't hung out yet. Now, all the niggas from my hood that I wouldn't want to see Ben failed.

They're dead. But dad or failed? It's a difference. Both. Because if they failed, I mean, they might still be around. Oh, they're around. They're hungry. Sitting on a stoop.

No, no. Sitting on the stoop. Wait for you to pull up in the coop. No, the people I'm talking about, they don't have stoops anymore. Yeah, a stoop is a luxury. That's an improvement? Do y'all go?

back to your hoods though for real? Like Slop? All the time. Look at these two. These two, but not know. I'm always in my old hood. Do you ever go back to your hood? Sometimes.

A lot of people moved out. So like, the people I want to see ain't really there like that. It's not the same thing. Joe go back on Google Maps. He don't even do that. Damn. It's trauma.

Just pull it. All right. Question. Shoot. Go back and do what? Like, what do you do? You sit on the step? Speak to Ms. Eddie.

Miss Edwina. All right. Let me rewind. No. No. I didn't know that's what you meant. No. You give out a little money.

Say how to everybody take pictures. Give out money? You've been watching too many movies or something. That's time they gave them money. I was like Christmas bonus. I think your Lord's still more familiar with the goings-on of the, yeah, it's not. The niggas that I grew up with, they're not there no more. But I'm still in the hood every day.

You in the hood every day? Every day. Why, nigga? A word. It's what I was going. in your own. He's not letting it go. Honestly,

I was born in the tough hospital in D.C. North East, what's the shit? General North. This nigga really from 50 places. He went to D.C.

did an interview with his man. I watched it this morning. He was talking about the hospital. Oh, you did another interview? Joe really watch our stuff. This nigga watches everything. We all know this shit, bro.

I missed the issue. This nigga came in this morning like, yo. I did an interview in a while-wa- Parkin-Lage. Who did you interview with? My man, they got a podcast called

Beats, Bourbon and Bottles, I think. Okay, I'm into that. So it's about hip-hop and liquor, and they really are. You don't drink. Were you weighing in? Oh, shit. You don't drink.

I don't drink. He's not a big music guy. See why you can't talk to mark about nothing? Oh, shit. Shadiest podcaster of all time. He's number one. He's number one. by far

you're a piece of shit it was just a reason I'm trying such an innocent conversation in today well to be fair you're number two because you started with this hospital shit

I'm not to say I didn't even know he did an interview I didn't know he was born in the ghetto the tough hospital yo you're an idiot bro where you thought I was in war that

some fly shit so you were born in D.C. So you was born in D.C. How long did you live there? Until I was six Oh shit okay You're from D. D.C.

What side of the team you from South East? South East. I just guessed like the hardest part. So when did you move in Jersey? Are you from Barry Farms too? No. Okay.

That shit is different. I'm off of my rich roll and Acostaia, but it's still. Shout out to South East. I lived in D.C. Answer Mark, please. You said, when did I move here? And then you moved to Jersey at six. When did I was six.

I didn't live in Virginia too. No. Okay. I never lived in Virginia. You did for a summer, you said. You would go to your family's houses in the summer. You know, who are you? Who the fuck are you, nigga?

And your pie. is beats bars and bourbon my brain is bugging out. That's a lot of bees. I don't want to misrepresent my niggas. Just one beat, bars and bourbon. So music production, hip-hop music. And lick up. What's that other beat?

Give me the real reason why you're going to. I was thinking, I was going to say it. Give me the real reason. They call the expert over. In D.C. Right, right. You guys are so stupid. We have a bonus segment today.

We're going to bring it another people. Another B comes. Hey, shot that shit. At 8 a.m. boy. This was busy for the day. Booked. This was booked and busy. Lincoln and building.

So many bees. So, yeah, my staff out here. You know, just working on, yeah. Hey, bingo. So, Joe, being that you don't miss anything, when you do watch us do other stuff, do you, like, just watch with pride. Like, look at my nigga, man.

No, he watches in critiques. He's looking for ammo. He's looking for shit. That's it. He's looking for material. Let the man answer. Yes, I watch. with pride.

And as I look for ammo. Yeah. You couldn't even get it out. You couldn't even get that bullshit. I support you all. I support you all on other platforms. So I'm looking how much. And I'm fans of y'all, you guys.

Don't say it in that voice. Ever. The least sincere. That's worse than my sincere voice. I'm just waiting for the pipeline. It's coming. That's it. Yeah.

All right. Yeah. I believe. But the podcast went well? Yeah, yeah, it was dope. How long was it? What about after? It was short.

It was, you said what? No, answer to me. I'll get to me. I'll hear your question. I'm going to answer. I'm asking. I was just how long the podcast was. No, it wasn't long because.

Good things to do. No, my niggas that run the show, they couldn't all get, get out. It was Easter Sunday. You know, it was quick. I was leaving that day. So I came through and did the show. You had to go to church. Huh?

He had to go to church. No, niggas had kids. So they was with their kids. You know what I'm saying? So I came through and me and one of my niggas did it and almost like a preview and we got out of it.

I'm gonna make sure I watch it. I watch everything too. No, I thought. Oh my mom. Yeah, you're an idiot. Anyway, come on. What would y'all like to talk about? Come on, y'all, you know,

I want to talk about the police came and got David. Yes, they got them. The police came and got David. First, I want to give the police a round of applause. I don't. Yeah, like... Wow, y'all get the award

for the slowest possible arrest there could ever be. Y'all get the award for the duh. The duh arrest. What the fuck were you guys... Were you guys walking? Said, we're not using cars for this investigation. We're walking everywhere. Like, what?

Your niggas had fucking the weighted vest on. Waiting for him to run or what? Your niggas was in an escape room chilling. What was going on? No. I look, that's totally different. Like, again, because they said the decomposition of the body was so bad, they can't tell exactly when she was murdered.

So if we don't know the exact date, like... And Homeboy was overseas for some time. Yeah, he's touring. Yeah. Like, we got to make sure all our ducks in a row before we go get this nigga, he's going to beat it. Ice, I don't got pulled over and told the officer, I paid the child support, had the child support received,

had a picture of my BM with the money in the hand. and he still and he still took my ass to tell up we don't have a record we don't have a record we don't have a record of that fan

is body dust in the trunk of the Camry what kind of car was it I don't want to shit on the camera Tesla it's body dust in the back of the Tesla

and you know I feel about them Tesla drivers anyway you know the ghost of Elon Musk and evilness is already in there rest in peace

to Celeste yeah but that's enough there's body dust in the trunk you're coming in We're taking you in and you're going to sit right here until we investigate. But you know why they don't do that?

Yeah, because they get out in 72 hours if you can't hold them, yada, yada, yada, yada. You know, I'm not even talking about that point. That's true, brother. If you fuck something up during the investigation or any of that preliminary shit, he could come back. But I'm not even talking about that. There's another reason. The other reason is people who commit these kinds of crimes, when they do it really well and leave their hands clean, a lot of times they end up if they think they're not under investigation anymore,

They get sloppy. They get sloppy and they start going back to the crime. They start making phone calls. They start doing things that allows them to collect more evidence. David thought for a minute that he wasn't a person of interest because they publicly said he's not a perfect person of interest. I don't think he thought. Mark, what the fuck of you?

I don't think I ever thought that. I'm trying to tell you, people get arrogant when they think they have the perfect crime. They think they got away with it. They think they got away with it. What about this crime? That's the second time you said that. What about this crime gives perfect crime? Forget about the fact that we all know.

did it allegedly, it's the fact that there might not be any physical evidence tying him. Just because you got him in the trunk. If she's in my trunk and I'm in Germany, I could beat that. You know what I mean? And so, he probably felt like, and maybe he didn't physically do the killing. We don't know.

So, the lack of physical evidence is the thing that they, like, we don't have a tight case. And so he's like, fuck this, I got this. Then you start talking to people, you start saying shit. They're looking for witnesses. Those kind of people will go back to the crime scene to try to fix shit. That's true. He ain't right in the head. I don't want to use all of that logic in my shit.

You are a black man in America. A girl was found in your trunk. I don't give a fuck if I'm 85 years old. I still have an end. And you made a song that said, I'm going to kill her and put her in the trunk. And then you made another song that said, I don't want to hear this from this.

Hey, hey, then I'm talking to the crooked cops then. I'm talking to the Vic Mackie's. and you can't say that because just the other time we say we don't fuck with the lyrics being used against niggas. Right. On top of it, on top of the fact that I feel like if you, you think like, damn, I might get away with, okay, the body's been there so long as decomposed. These niggas get on TV and say he's not a person's interest. Yes, you would believe that. They do that.

Right. And it works. Yes. They do it. It works. But why would you want to give someone an extra year to bleach the shit out of their fucking crew? No, because then when you go bleach it, we got to come back. We got you.

Because we already knew what it was before you got there. My thing is, I don't think that. nigga never put his guard down for a second. I don't think, how could you, then you don't lose nothing? Ain't he young? Yeah, it's 21. When they kick your door and the whole thing

smelled like Clorox, then I got you. That's the thing. Yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I'm just thinking I don't ever think that that allowed him to let his guard down. If he got any sense, fuck out of here. I'm always going to think I'm a suspect

of a girl being found in my trunk. Especially if I put it in. If I did it or I didn't do it. If I did it or I didn't do it. I'm never going to. to not think I'm not a suspect. Yeah. Fuck out of here.

Black man. I'm trying to find a note from his lawyer. His lawyer saying he didn't do it. I don't want to convict a boy. I feel bad for Vee and we know. That must be hard to watch. David's attorneys, Blair Burke, Maryland, Bedardsky, and Regina Peter issued a statement.

Let us be clear. The actual evidence in this case will show that David Berg did not murder Celeste Revis Hernandez and he was not the cause of her death. There has been no indictment returned by any grand jury in this case and no criminal complaint filed. David has only been detained under suspicion. We will vigorously defend David's innocence.

See, this reads like you guilty to me. Yeah, because that first sentence you said, wasn't the cause of her death. They didn't say he don't know that about it. They didn't say he didn't order it. They didn't do it. They just said he didn't physically put her in that truck and he's not the cause of death. That's not. I read that something totally different.

That's what I picked up to, Mark. That's what I picked that. Would you hear it? Cause of death. If I paid somebody to kill you, I caused your death. If I had any inkling in putting you in a coffin, I caused your death. I'm not looking at it like that. I don't want to be insensitive, so I'll keep some of my opinions to myself.

I think this going to play out differently. I think that any person would some sense, because we're making it seem like he's some mastermind. If you're a mastermind, my nigga, you don't put the girl in your trunk. But that's what sometimes people do so they can say, if I were going to kill him. Why would I put it in my drunk? Which makes you not be the mastermind, the nigger say you are. Yeah, oh, I think he's not a mastermind, but I think people overthink things. You know what I mean?

What I asked you? Do you think he did it? I don't know. And I don't want to convict this innocent kid, I mean, innocent until proven guilty, young man. You're not a little jury. You're not something that he may or may not have done. That's right. All right.

We watch enough TV. We watch enough docs. We watch enough shit. We all just finished watching DTF St. Louis. And every episode, we thought somebody else did that shit. So I don't want to do that shit. Let me know. I'm just saying, I don't know if he did it.

I haven't seen it. I don't know if he did it either. I only know him from his song, Romantic Homicide. I don't want to commit. I don't want to convict this kid. Do you think he knows something about what happened? I don't know. You think there's a chance.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. You think there's a chance that he's completely oblivious to what happened to her and how she ended up in that trunk. A chance? Absolutely. Okay. That's fair. You're rolling, bro.

The song about the song, the songs, the morbid songs, the dead body in the Tesla The being 21 and dating a 14 year old Let's start with that The cell phone Pings Yeah Tatoos

Because I don't know I don't know that about no cell phone Because he is willing to Date somebody That he has no business date That's what we know right That is true Right

So it's like you already know That he's on some type of bullshit Because that's a character That's a character thing right there right Yeah I agree with that Yeah man rest and peace

Celeste again rest and peace that's fucked up man justice is served yeah you just in love with something they're on TikTok

end up with him and he kills you that's terrible and I hope it's a lesson for they need to tap because these little kids they're on roadblocks and shit

talking to these people you think as a kid and it's not and as a del that's what these kind of stories need to be shared in schools and shit

these kids need to notice how this shit go that person that's so sweet to you online is not going to be nice when you get there and it's not going to look

like what you think it is ever Yeah, true, true Well said, Monum. Indeed. Always. You did good. So poetic.

Let's hope they find justice for that girl. Yeah, really. And they find the real killers. Yes. If anybody, any one of us had body dust in the trunk, you go into jail for the next four years while they figure it out. While they figure it out, they're just going to be sitting there. That's a fact.

That's usually our ghost. Yes. I appreciate the thoroughness, though. Mark, I know you was talking about you and your wife going to a comedy show. Did you see Dave Chappelle's... Oh, I did. Dave Chappelle...

His NPR interview. I love this. I disagree with so much of it. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I thought he got it. I just love the intentionality of Dave Chappelle. Yeah.

That's what the first thing that really drew me to the conversation, the first thing I pulled from the conversation, rather, is even with, like, the Saudi shit, like, he wasn't just willy-nilly doing shit for, because they offered him a bag, even though I'm sure they offered him a great bag. It seems like he had intent on why he went there and could explain it, which a lot of people can't. They just don't pick up the bag. They try to trip them up a lot of times, and I think they try to catch him on these aha-gacha moments,

and it just never works with him because he's just so articulate. And to Parks's point, he makes sense when he says what he says. Well, let me play the clear. Go ahead. Make it clear that they believe that the Saudis killed Jamal Khashoggi and the embassy in Turkey. You knew that when you went, right? Oh, absolutely. I should tell you.

You had no qualms? I'm going to say that. They asked me to go years before that. And I said no, for that very reason. Since that time, the United States government does business with the Saudis. Netflix does business with the Saudis. Everyone, the Saudis financed tons of movies. All these, I know I see them financing boxing matches and all these things.

And none of these things were an issue until I went there. Now why is that? As soon as a black man can make money off the plantation, they're trying to tell you that the money is dirty. Well, okay, I'll go home and spend the money with actual slave owners on it. Where is this clean money you're talking? But you said you hesitated for years to go, the years you didn't go, so what made the difference for you?

Time and circumstance. Time and the wheels of commerce kept turning. I love journal. You know, if you want to be that pure about money, then stop driving your car, stop eating, don't use your cell phone. Everything is tethered to something that's just terrible. And I can make a million excuses or reasons

to deprive that crowd of that show. But man, when I was standing in front of them, I feel like I did the right thing. All right. I felt like, like, I think that when, like I disagree with you. You say, you like journalists, I feel like I shouldn't know how you feel.

about a topic when you ask the niggas of questions. Like, I know that you disapprove of him doing that. She was just a little spicy for me. Like, when she leans in, it's like, well, if you, it's like, relax, bitch, everybody, you know what I mean? I don't enjoy that. Maybe that came across, but in the, in the conversation, I don't know if you

watch the whole thing, she was, sounded A, like a Dave Chappelle. She was a fan to me, yeah. And I thought it was a fair question. I mean, because there has to be a logical consistency. If he's saying, I didn't go initially because they killed Jamal Khashi, and I had a principal reason not to go, then I think it's a reasonable follow-up to say, well, what changed?

If you didn't go because they were like this and they're still like this, then why'd you go? And I actually didn't think he gave a clear answer to that. He said time and the wheels of commerce. What does that mean? It means that if you are judging me or if I see all of these things around me, right? And it kind of goes to some of your capitalistic ideology. Like, dog, if we see all of these things happening, right? and I'm one man,

I can't change all of this shit. So if it's still happening and the people that are gonna judge me are over there fucking with them, right? And you fucking with them and you fucking with them and you fucking with them and y'all all getting money and I try to stand on this one principle

at this point in time, then what the fuck am I really changing standing on this principle? Even though the principle was mine, it could have potentially changed over a period of time to say, yo dog, y'all niggas is all over there fucking with the devil.

so now y'all are going to judge me for fucking with the devil too. But your principal is your own. So if you don't want to fuck with the devil, you don't have to. Nobody else should be able to change that. Cool. If I say I'm not going over there because I don't agree with what they're doing, that's fucking with the devil. That's on him.

And everybody in the room say, well, we're going over there. If I took that stance, go over there. I should be able to say, well, y'all do your thing. I'm still over here. I agree. And he should also be able to change his mind based on time and circumstance to now say, I thought this way back then

I'm gonna go fuck with him today. Also, outside of this clip, because I know we're slaves to clip culture, he told another story in the same conversation about how he went over there and they gave him a list of shit that he couldn't talk about and his entire set was the show he couldn't talk about

and all the other comedians and journalists or whoever that was in the audience were happy and praising and asking him, how can you go and just say shit? He's like, I just say shit. So what would you say to maybe helping people over there by being him and expressing himself. Because fuck the commerce part.

You gotta get your money. So, I mean, it's a couple pieces to it for me. Again, like I agree with saying, look, you have a right to change your mind. I didn't get a sense that he changed his mind on the principle. What it heard him say was, everybody else is still fucking with him.

I'm not going to stay here on this island by myself. You know, I'm not going to be the only one not doing it. Again, to ICE's point, to me, if it's your principal, it's your principle. If it's not, that's cool. Again, I've never demanded. that no, that people go to Saudi Arabia.

I just think it's an unprincipled choice given what they've done. And to be clear, my issue isn't people performing in Saudi Arabia. It's performing for the Saudi Arabian government, which I think is a very different thing. And it gets very complex. Those two things blend together when the government, the state, and the people making the business decisions are all kind of the same group and the same family. Yeah, yeah. But what about my question?

No, no, I am. There were just, there were two. There was, I was. But also even what in what you just said, what I heard. heard where he changed his mind, even in what you said. Yeah, but he didn't change his mind about the principle. He changed his mind about whether he should go or not. Yeah, but sometimes you could realize that you've been standing on a non-existent virtue

for having me in a years and change your position. That is true. That would be him changing his mind, no. He definitely changed his mind. I'm saying, but he didn't change his mind. He still thinks the government killed the journalist. He still thinks it's wrong to support them. What I heard him say was, and maybe I heard it differently than y'all, what I heard him say was

there's no clean money. I stood here trying to be on an eye, you know, to stand on this principle, but everybody else, including people who were saying Saudi ain't shit, is now doing business with Saudi.

And, and, you know, the alternatives aren't any cleaner. If I sit here on this virtue of going to Saudi Arabia, of not going to Saudi Arabia, and I spend it here in the United States, like you said,

I'm spending it with the slave owners. I'm spending people invested in prison. Under those same principles, I shouldn't do comedy in the United States. Oh, if we, really rocking on the principal's standpoint, I shouldn't do comedy nowhere

around the world because most of the governments and the powers that be around the world are tied to dirty shit. Well, that's Marx's point and that's many people's point in verses four. I know. So when he said, yo dog, if I'm going to stand on this principle and I'm going to take the money that they gave

me and come home and spend the same American green money that got slave owners tattooed on our dollars, then that's a contradiction too. So based on this principle, I've come to a realization that ain't no way I could do comedy at that don't have no dirty shit

tied to it. I'm with you. Again, I'm not disputing that point. I don't agree with him, but that's not the point I'm making. Joe pointed out the point I'm making which was the inverse two. Again, if somebody said, look, I'm not performing in the United States because they continue to do X, Y, and Z. I'm cool with that. I don't have any issue with that. I think that's

a principal position to take. You can't escape capitalism inside of capitalism, so I'm not asking people to be perfect or to be or to not deal with money that has blood that has blood on its hands. But if somebody came here and said, I'm going to come at the Hess of the Trump administration, I'm going to perform for Donald Trump or I'm going to get paid by the Trump. To me, that's a slightly different thing.

And I think the problem is the Saudi government, the Saudi family, the people who are financing these boxing matches and things like this, they're all the same mix. And so it's a, it's harder to disentangle that. Now, once he's there to Parks's question, um, I've always, I, I'm a huge fan of Dave Chappelle. And I admire his courage. and I admire what he was willing to do

and what he was willing to talk about, even if I disagree with it because it was the trans thing that I was actually talking about when I said I disagree with him, not at this point. I think that's amazing. I think he is opening up space and opening up ground for other things to happen. Now, some of that is he can get that off

because he's Dave Chappelle, and the 10th guy who comes out there and does that may find himself in prison. So I'm not sure if that will actually work for other people other than Dave Chappelle, but it's still a necessary thing. If he went there and followed the list, I would have lost respect for him.

But I would not expect Dave Chappelle to follow the list. I expect Dave Chappelle to do exactly what he did, which is be courageous and brilliant. But this is my point, and I'm going back to a combo that we maybe had on Patreon, not to rehash it. But this was my point when y'all were having a discussion about your kid being the brightest in the class. And you're like, no, I'm leaving my kid there. And I'm like, okay, that can't be a reasonable expectation for other people. If somebody's coming to Dave Chappelle with 3,000 X what he normally makes, most people, are going to say, oh, once in a lifetime shot.

I'm grabbing this money to go put it in a trust fund for my kid or go to take care of my family. Like, who is walking away from that? See, I want to take the money out. I don't think you can take the money out. I want to take the money out because it still serves a greater good to the point that you were making when we brought up the kid on the Patreon conversation.

It serves the greater good to have your kid be promoted and possibly achieve greater things. So Dave Chappelle went over there against this regime and said a whole bunch of shit he wasn't supposed to say. that is potentially clear on a path. And it's also putting gems over there that you could have never put over there without being persecuted.

Here's my issue. I think that that's potentially a thing that could happen. Right. And I think it's potentially there's value in saying, look, I'm going to take this one shot and make the most of it, right?

I could change the world with this money that I got from this bag. No offense to Mona. I'm only saying this because you're not Dave Chappelle. Offen Mona. I love voter. I'm saying if you went over there and took the bag, I wouldn't have been out here protesting you.

Rami Yusuf, in his special, said, I did not go. I stood my ground. I absolutely refused to go to Saudi Arabia. And the main reason was they didn't invite me. Right? It was, he was like, I would have fucking win. So I get it, right? But Dave Chappelle is Dave Chappelle. This is the guy who walked off of his own set,

left all that money to stand on a principle. So I have an expectation of Dave Chappelle. I understand it. So I'm not talking about everyday person. In any other situation, if someone got paid a massive bag to go in front of a totalitarian fucking regime and rip them apart, we would champion that. Stand in the face.

According to his, he took the Liz of sure you can't say and that was his entire set. And I'll take him at face value. Let me ask. So in any other situation, we would champion. Let me clear that. up because I think that's an important distinction. Their list, it wasn't a Trump

list, like don't say stuff about us. It was a, these are values and issues, sex, homosexuality. This was not, do not say it. He didn't, well, we saw that special. He didn't tear the Saudi Arabia in government. If he did that, I'd be standing, I'd be, where did we see that special? I don't know, I didn't

not see that. That's the one with the bird. That's the one with the bird on his arm, right? Yeah. That's the same show. I don't know. I don't think he did two shows in Saudi Arabia. No, I'm saying, yeah. That's the show. When he has the eagle when he releases it, that's the Saudi show. Am I mistaken? Oh, maybe. I don't know.

I thought that was the one that we came up here and talked about and said we thought, say shit like you know. I never. I could be wrong on this. I never assumed that the broadcast is the exact same show as the last show ever. Okay. So I don't know what show they got. Okay. Fair enough. Let's assume that it's not then.

I'll take the worst case scenario and let's assume that what I'm saying is completely wrong. If he went out there, I don't think I am, but let's assume it is for the far. Okay. If he went out there. there and tore apart to Saudi Arabian government, then I have a very different position than if he goes out there and violates their free speech restrictions around sexuality, around drugs, around alcohol, around, even if it's still just that, you would not praise that? Not if he's doing it while performing for, what if he did, if he done that during apartheid South Africa, will we say that's okay because he went against their free speech laws? We probably say no,

because you shouldn't support apartheid South Africa. And apartheid, government. I think I could still find some level of happiness or not happiness. Can I have to ask you? And I think for me that's the distinction, right? I'm happy he did that part of it. But if

an artist is performing Jim Crow, if an artist is performing apartheid South Africa, then I'm saying, wait, there's a call not to do that. Now, if Dave Chappelle says, look, I don't respect that call, cool. Again, for me, it's the pivot. If Dave Chappelle said five years ago, look,

they killed Jamar Shokin, but no money is clean. I'm good with it. I'm going to do it because I think it's the right thing to do. And then later on he does it, I might disagree with him, but I wouldn't be having this conversation. To me, he made a principle, said what his principle was, said why he wasn't going, and then he did it. And for me, and his answer was,

everyone else is doing it. And no money is clean. For me, that's not a good enough answer, but that's just my personal preference. I'm not castigating him for it. My issue with Dave Chappelle, that's more deep, I think, was the, the transfer. I'm all the way with you on the,

the trans shit. I don't really get what he was talking about. It reminded me of my Andrew Reese commentary and then seeing what other people were doing and coming in here and saying, oh, shit, I didn't know that I was being complicit in that. It was gotten the same thing. That's the thing that I actually took issue with. It wasn't, again, I'm not out here like, fuck Dave Chappelle for going to Saudi Arabia. I disagree with it because I happen to stand in solidarity with certain political movements and say that that's not the right choice. Okay. But I'm not boycotting Dave Chappelle. I'm not criticizing Dave Chappelle for that. I just, I saw a pivot that didn't match up to me, right?

But for me, the decision when he says, I am sad or frustrated at Republicans for weaponizing my jokes. He's basically saying, I made these trans jokes. And now they're making these jokes, and they're using them in ways. As a spokesperson. Yeah, and making them harm.

We talk about Lauren Boehbert, like, taking picture with them, all this shit. I'm like, what did you think was going to happen? What the fuck did you think? Yeah, that was like... That's the part that I was like, come on. And I don't think he's being dishonest I just think...

How do you not think that that's like what you think would happen is like you're on this platform? We have platforms just a little piece of what he has. We have a platform. And if we came out and right now

we make certain jokes we decide to talk about disabled people, motherfuckers might spin off that and that might be a conversation on Twitter for three days. We know that. No.

Like we know that to be true. So if Joe came in, so prime example, we came in here, right? And we talked about how Donald Trump, even though none of us cared for Donald Trump, was still putting on a masterclass in his campaign.

We talked about that. They took that and spun that and said that we were advocating for Donald Trump. Yeah, now they got me on fucking MAGA list on Instagram. So that's my point. I ain't MAGA? So you can't say that what did you think was going to happen? We were just sitting in here talking about an objective observation based on Kamala Harris and Donald Trump

and how they were running their kids. campaigns. We never said we were close. No, let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. So we're not saying that, yo, Dave Chappelle's speaking on whatever he's speaking on and them now taking him, making him the poster child or the token boy for that objective. I don't think that that's a, what did you think what happened? Because again, we came in here and talked about how Kamala dropped the ball on some of the stuff that she was doing to reach us. In fairness, I do think it's weird to put the same responsibilities socially on comedians as

we do lawmakers. That should not be the same. It's not, but I agree with accidentally propagandizing things. Platforms come with responsibility. Platforms come with responsibility, in my opinion. I said it real quick, I'm sorry. We cut them off, I think.

I was just saying, you said that that was possibly the same show, right? The one, yeah. Could this just be a case of, hey, I'm in bed with Netflix. Netflix is in bed with them? This is just big business happening. I mean, I think that's always a place. And that's what it just sounds like.

before it wasn't the case. Now I'm in bed with them. They're in bed with this group over here. All right, let's play ball. And I'm playing ball. I want to give Dave credit for being more thoughtful and principled than that. I think that's a, no, no, I'm not disagree with you. I give everybody credit until the zeros get longer enough.

I think there's a lot of factors. And I think sometimes even how you think about something changes when there's the cash incentive. But I think Dave Chappelle is generally principal. Again, when I disagree with Dave Chappelle, I just disagree with him. I don't think he has some secret play. I think, I think, I think,ish, with the, with the points you were just making, I think the difference is up here, we made a, we made a political point that then gets used in ways that we didn't anticipate for it to be used. Okay. Right?

That could happen to anybody. Dave Chappelle was making remarks that in some ways were being used exactly how he said them. Like, some of his jokes, like, when you call, I give you example, when you keep talking about a trans woman's penis, and when you keep making jokes that mock the legitimacy of trans identity, regardless of what anybody here feels about trans folk, and then you have a Republican say, Dave Chappelle agrees with me that there's only two genders, and Dave Chappelle agrees with me that that's not really a woman.

That's not a leap. That's not my words of being, the jokes themselves were weapons. I mean, even the joke he made about performing in Saudi Arabia at his last comedy special that we saw on Netflix, the joke, I forget what happens to the trans woman in this joke, I can't remember the joke now. But his jokes, it's not a huge leap from his jokes to how people are talking about his jokes.

I think his jokes are trans antagonistic and they're transphobic. And so when they get used by transphobic Republicans, I don't think it's fair to say they use it in ways I didn't. And the thing is, I think Dave may actually not be, he may actually respect transidentia in ways that his jokes don't suggest. He may not be exactly politically aligned with the Republicans, but his jokes don't suggest that. whereas up here to use your language we're making an objective claim that Kamala ran a bad campaign that doesn't mean we hate Kamala Harris

it doesn't mean we so if a Republican then uses that that's different to me it is a solely different Yeah big dog big dog We got a job We got it's the weekend And shout to him for his public radio shit that he's doing

in Ohio I think I guess so Yeah that was the point of this whole interview and I think that's dope Public radio is important He won't be here I'd love to go to Ohio I'll tell you one person who's not going to be there

that's why I like Dave Chappelle Dave likes criticism like he said in the interview he said like I don't mind if he would disagree with me Dave Chappelle and I agree on like 95% of things and it's all love what I've seen him It's always been love and supports It's all love

Until it is And David's most of him If that's all We're gonna need more than that You're gonna need more in the mom To clean up that mess I'm doing good And Davis Muslim

Hey I'm gonna kick your back in for 35 minutes And it ain't my Muslim brother On a Muslim principle And ideal I didn't kick his back No you didn't And I don't know

I just want weekend mark back Man I don't want to fight for trans rights today I don't I want to fight for trans rights every day I know man But come on it's Saturday man It's Saturday man That's fine.

We come back. Can we talk about bow wow or something? That's probably what you were doing. That's probably what you're talking about. Yes. Exactly who I want to talk about. Bow wow. Are our Eskimo brother.

Huh? Hour. Did they say hour? Yes. Oh, yeah. Are you is? No. Ain't just.

Nice. Mone? I haven't been able to see. Mark, you think bow wow can't slide something. You slid? Like, why do you think he hasn't? Yeah, I'm confused that you're, what are you implying, Mark? I'm very clear about bow wow.

Let's get to bow wow after. Okay, sure. I'll save my bow wow thought. That'd be respectful. Change your tone. Change your tone. No, no. Take off your political tone when you're talking to bow wow.

No, it's the utmost respectful battle. It's not a bow. Yo, his name is Mr. Moss. From now one to you. We can't fuck bow wow. No, it's not fuck about it. We love bow wow up here. Shout out of the Bible.

Bow Wow's jersey is in the rafters. It ain't no disband. What type of jersey? What type of rafters? Special Olympics. And women. You bugger. I think we'll get to it.

Yeah, we'll get to it. And now it's time for my favorite part of the show. Prize picks. Go to fuck up with all the political shit. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's fucking driving me crazy with this outrage about just shit. Comedy album.

We got a kid about everybody's shit. What day do we get to not care what our brothers going through? When we're all free, Joe. Oh, we're never going to be all free. And I didn't get to say anything. Jesus. Hey, I'm not fighting for no rights to Wednesday now. You got to schedule an appointment with me.

Next Wednesday, I'm fighting for rights. I'll protest. Oh, enough of this good guy shit on a weekend. Hot weekend. That's not even good guy shit. Mark too good of a guy With all this fucking outrage Nigger be cool sometimes

Just chill Get your vibe Bitch is over Come on man Catch your vibe Yeah I need What's the A-low shit Everybody with the quarter's it marked

Yo You give me crazy stories And be like Why are you talking about this? You gave me David murdering people Dave Chappelle I didn't give you that Rest and peace of less

Or rest of peace to less How do we get to David? Because the cops took 95 years to lock them on. That's true. God damn it. What happened? Let's get to our favorite part of this show. Let's do that.

Let's do that, please. They've been treated me right. It's a ride for a black motherfucker. I just don't. I've got to see more on this. I do. I just don't know that David did that. We've seen so much TV.

That's why we love him, though. We've seen too much shit. We've seen a lot of shit And you will advocate for Innocent people I'm not saying he's innocent But I work on the Innocence project You've seen this

Yeah I think he's not innocent What are we're not taking that one It's right This is the exact Nick of the criminal Innocent's project Come get right off

And that's why the investigation Got to be right That's why it might take longer He deserves due process And he might not have done it He deserves to do that I just say stay it up. You lock him up just for the trunk being dirty with that.

Yeah. And the fact that he was talking to an eighth grader. You ain't ever woke up with somebody in your trunk while you were away with a cheese? No. I'm telling you, these new hip-hop kids is creative on the murder side. Like David and fucking YMW. Yeah, man. That's a kinky-ass story too.

For real, them young niggas different. That shit was a slap, though. And they put it in the songs, no, wasn't it? That was a slap. Oh, my God. Now, you want to make a skis-a-old. song about killing your besties, that's how you do it. Shit, that's a fucking good join.

That was a good record. That was a hard song. I'm sorry that he did that. Such a piece to do. Even the dear bestie family liked that song. That song was he. Then he pleaded it to repad. Classics, boy.

And Jail's not doing well. That boy is ugly. Jail makes certain people ugly because T.K.'s very ugly. He's another one. I wouldn't take nothing about. Take A, you're beautiful to me. No, no, no. You can say that.

You can say that. You can say that one. You can say that one. You can say that one. You say that one. That nays never coming home. Why y'all think that people that's never coming home don't have friends? And phones.

And people that love them. Please. I never understand that one. Because if their friends were busy, they would be writing them niggas letters. They don't have no friends. You lose friends third year. Everybody knows that. Take A, you are gorgeous, nigga.

Don't let them tell you. Nothing different. Take A is not aging well. And neither is YF and Millie. They look bad. Some of these kids, I believe what the report say. Take A will come kill this whole fucking city. Take A chance.

And go get a cup of coffee. In reality, he never had a chance. The chance is the child of two gangbangers. He never had a fucking chance. That's the truth. You right? That's really the truth. He never had a chance to fucking grow up and do nothing right.

His picture's this, nigga. He's four years old throwing the setup. And his grandma on behind him throwing the setup. So that means the set is still outside. That means he made bad decisions in four. Look, that means the set still outside. Man, if anybody don't like what I said about T. Come up here.

Come up here. Don't come here. Don't come here. Come here when they're doing the rewind. No, no. You know what you need to move to Jersey, neither talking, this kind of shit. And the J.B.

Whatever. You got a problem with what I said. You come holly at me and my OG Joe motherfucking button, nigga. Hey, catch them when they do when they rewind. Right. Yes. Nigger. Not on the show, Dave.

Yo, you are the motherfucker. I promise you, you moved to New Jersey, and you would be in Norfolk somewhere and call me and be like, yo, you know some motherfucking name, blah, blah, blah, blah. For sure. Don't worry, yo. I'm on my way, yo. No, you wouldn't be on your way.

Crazy. I'll be on the way calling 77 nigs. That's what I was about to say. You know such and such? All right. Call a nigga right now and tell him stand the fuck down. I'm on my way over there. You crazy.

Mona stay in Philly. He might need to stay in Florida. You have no choice for to be on your way. All right. There we go. There we go. There we go. We left it's your voicemail.

Yes. It was so funny. He went to the bathroom. We called him and left him a voicemail. He was going for a while too. Yes, he was. At 50, you can't just go quick in the bathroom. He must go take the shit on the first floor

That's a good place to do it Why are your answering machine still so gay? You have reached a voicemail of Antoine That's not what it said Yes, that's exactly what it said You don't say that tone Pest one to the voice man Y'all didn't make a little tangier than it

Yeah, it was pretty tangy It's not tangy There's no manly way to say Antoine There's no what the fucking Why? Counterpoint We didn't name them Who in the world

right now in 2020 has a personalized voice. Nobody. Somebody that's running. My grandmom's voicemail says you have reached two, one, five, like...

Yo, somebody that's running a successful business. Want to let them know what the fuck they've reached? Stop. They had a company name. It used to have a company name. I think I might have took it out.

Well, put it back. Is the company Mr. Thousand-Dorce? Is the company named Antoine? No. You've reached Antoine's company, man? You have reached the CEO of this. That's that-ish.

I'm so stupid, yo. That shit is gay The voicemail is crazy You're a voice He'd check it too Hoping his heat on it Your voice on the voice I ain't heard

Because that's long My entire contact You can always clear You can always leave a voicemail It clears that shit Most voice smiles you read They say This voice smell box

It's been full Please call back It's drawn back It's been open since I know They're cloudy For checking your message Open you can't Nothing

You can't even You really be reading your emails Who does that? Losers do that Pardon me Boysmail open for business. Trying to be. Receiving some business calls.

In case you want to book him. A couple of hours. Oh, no, not that. Because you want to book him to jump out of a cake. Case they got that $4.50? To bookish. That was your price. That's the price.

That's the price. Can't get no meat for no $4.50. Pay attention to us while we're doing. Damn to meet more than $450? Type of meat is that a power pack attached to it? 40 is a good check. For some meat? 4.50 in a plate.

Get the fuck on. You crazy. I don't want your fucking macaroni and cheese. Oh my God. 450 is crazy. 450 for 4 minutes. I mean, this is a tough economy. But for 450, that's not the number.

What's your number? That's a good question. What's the number? That big is a 4. That big goal for 275. You can't say 450 too cheap and I tell us what the right number is. You go for free. What's the right number?

You got to put me on arrows. You can get up for free. You pretty, but you'll give that dick up for free. Right. No cap. If you giving your dick up for free, that's because you want to give it up. If you're charging for the dick is somebody you may not want to give no dick to. Would a thousand get it done?

I never thought of it done. Would a thousand get it done? Niggott. Nick, too, you get it done. You hear me? No. With five get it done? He's such a bad bitch.

Nah. Oh, wham. What? He said five and get it done a thousand a wall. That means 25 is his price. Seriously. If y'all were selling it. You know I'm not lying.

That they can fuck this shit out. $2. $3,100. If y'all were selling dick, what would the price be, though, to somebody that you wouldn't normally have sex with? Not a man, but a woman that's not you're not attracted to. What would the price be? That's what we're discussing?

Again, it's a tough. Or some realistic shit. What would you take? On some realistic shit? Or some realistic shit? Would you take? That's what we discussed. Am I in a bind?

Is it a person? You're not, you're not in a bind, but you're not a million. Am I trying to sell in bulk? I'm selling in bulk. Listen, let me, because y'all are so ridiculous. Let me set all of that. Let me set all this. There's a lot of seven minutes.

Hello. Hello. You're not in a bind, but you don't have a career. So you out here just, you know, stretch and surviving, right? The woman is not like horribly unattractive, but she's not your type at all. And she's been trying for a while. What would you take, minimum? If she's been trying for a while, I mean, I got leverage.

Yeah, you got a little leverage. Do she got it? All y'all would fuck for $500. They lie. I'm not fucking a lot. You're not. You're not going to do a whole lot worse for a whole lot less. Y'all be capping so bad.

If I sat here and said that I wouldn't get a pussy up for five grand, my fuckers would have argued me down to the ground. I would have believed you. I wouldn't think that. What? That you would not get a pussy up for $5,000. What do you think she'd give it up for? 10.

Shit, you get this scogey for $35 a hundred. What is what is we talking about? Y'all niggas is expensive shit Y'all about to line that up It's just tax time too You get this Gucci for 35 hundred You're like yeah You don't say that because it's gonna be some bigas

Yeah I don't get a 30s back You're about to get 35 bands You got me fucked up Yeah you get the Gucci for 35 hundred You motherfuckin'all right You don't got me fun It's a fooper under the jeans I don't know

No fup I got that season under there That's that turkey base Nah in reality I couldn't sell pussy because I feel like when people buy pussy they do whatever to it and I'll talk someone shit on the internet so if somebody was to purchase me they'd want to try to punish me they're gonna fuck me up in there that's why I really

went into it. If you buy the pussy I'd be selling a lot more a lot cheaper. You would sell that higher volume for cheaper. Yeah because I at 40, we sell it 50 year old thing we ain't got, it ain't recharging that many times you got to charge five ten in a day just to get it to me. What am I? Yes.

Oh, I forgot ice different. Nice different. You must be. No girl ever. It's not so Ice different. Who said that? You're right?

Girl, boy. I believe you. Do you want to freeze? Tell us that. Freeze on it. Nothing. He did not chichichichia.

He did not chit, chit, chit, chit, chit, chit, you. I know, I shushed the nigger. Wait a minute. There ain't nothing to talk about. Yeah. Wait. Now, wait.

Yo, is this dick a change. James Bond and some. That's James Spockeroy. That niggins. They don't need to know. And he did it cool as shit. I'm not hyper-focusing on me. I think Freese could have done, yo.

I think y'all's slacking on my men. You better think that he went to you for the lifeline. You better go to him. God damn. That couch is cheap. You crazy. Why are we cheaper than you? It looks expensive.

I never said that. You're making it a competition. No. No, this is our real favorite part of the show. No, no, no, he said this couch is cheap. He excluded himself. Nigel, you're a street booty a couple of years ago. Oh, shit.

We got to be doing that, me. He didn't even say street meat. He said street movies. What type of shit is going on? What is for sale exactly? You heard of them? They go on somewhere. You heard of them.

Okay. You said what we said. Now, I ain't said, now, if y'all gonna be selling ass all, y'all didn't be starting to sell. Hey, what? If y'all gonna be selling bull, you don't need to charge up. All right. Because that's a rough ride.

Trust me. Take it for me. No. But okay. You're crazy. I said you a street booty a couple years. Street booty. It's not like a go-go song.

Street booty. Street booty. Yeah. And that'd be a hard. That's a hard. That's a hard. You don't think this couch would be a hit. You don't think this couch would be a cheap.

Seriously, I'm gonna get the price picks because we just, we just, we just don't what the fuck we want to do right now Yeah, gotta pay bills at some point. You don't think this couch is will be cheap, no? No No At all cheap compared to who and what? Ice might cause one of me, I think Cheap as in lower than lower than average No Are you crazy yo? Because we can't change the rules. You can't change the rules because we do and I don't want to seriously unpack it, but it's funny to do it a little bit you could

You can't change the rules for dudes. If Kevin Samuel said, the Godfather said that when you 50 years old, with mad kids and mad beams, your price can't be the same. Because that dick hard ain't hard like it was. And you erected out, the ED problem. And your vasectomy, you can't even fucking have a kid. You can't even have a kid. You can't have a kid.

He just contradicted yourself, then, dumb ass. What the fuck are we talking about? You contradicted you. How? Because that's... Bring it down. Please, tell me where I can. You're saying me up, bro.

Where did I contradict? The women that have multiple kids and are up there in age, their value goes down as per the Kevin Samuels. The men, as they incline in age, get more distinguished. And nine times out of ten, they have a higher financial standard. So their value increases per Kevin Daniels, not per it. But you have more money when you were younger. No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

What your money there? Oh. You got to... Oh! Talk to a miggas. Talk to a miggas! It's five thousand dollars down. Let's go.

Yeah, I was a million. I got more. And I got more money now. Didn't you say that you was a millionaire at 28. Okay. And now you got one. Keep on. I keep doing, bro.

It was a millionaire at 28? Yes. What I'm telling you, I'm after doing corporate, but before being an agent. So, after... Century 21 to care. his ass. And some boy.

Hey, take this Jerry's my. Okay, so, all right, so taking you at your word, and I'm assuming your word is your bond, because you wouldn't lie in your word. I'm just saying that the men per his standard increase when it get older. It's not the same characteristics. The dick doesn't get loose. Yeah, but that ain't the dick.

Dick doesn't get looser. No, I'm saying, Joe. I get what you said. I'm saying. I would charge more than you all. Just because I'm bougier than y'all. You're not, though. That's on the service.

Yeah, I would have to charge more than these niggas. That's not true. I would have to. Y'all can't hit the pussy and freestyle. If he saw your price, you know he would charge a dollar more just to do it on some. Because he's in the competition. I wouldn't see his price. We're selling a different crowns.

Yeah. That thing was doing walkthroughs for $5. I wouldn't. I wouldn't see. I wasn't. I know you go watch. Oh, shit. You're going to jump.

You're going to jump. You're going Joe Walsh you away the greatest. Oh, yeah. You're going to Joe Walsh, you away the Hall of Fame. We're talking about now. No, we're not. Yeah, we're selling a different crowns is what I'm saying. I wouldn't know what he's charging for that shit.

When the desperation kick in, you're willing to do shit I ain't willing to do. All right, so what's your price? I'm going outside to make mine. What's your price? Oh, shit. Because I see him bitches put you in the bag for fixing your Wikipedia page. I'm saying bitches put you in the bag for getting your shop. for getting your Shopify right.

There's no way it's going with the PID is. Bitch got your Shopify right and you was all the way gone. You're dirty. You were taking long drives. Long talks on the phone. So what would your price be? That's why my Shopify still fucked up because that's a lot. Well, no, that's back to the ED.

Oh, shit. That's back to that. It's your follow. It's your follow through. I ain't delivered so they ain't delivered. Yeah, right. Only here when we fight about what our guy, dude, escort prices. Yes, if we ever

escorted. My price will be either. There'd be a couple of bitches that would just get it on the love. Like, you know, you had a good day out there. You sold a few packs. You ain't got three, four packs a day. Who are you talking to? That's exactly why.

Oh, what you're talking to, sir? Yo, this nigger makes me mad. Yo, Mark, get out of race about something, please. Yo, Mark, is there some political something now? Yo, this thing is fun. Super cop. So, we got these prize picks. And we got picks of the week.

Is, you used to be finished before me on my bad days. That's not true. You used to be at the trunk already changing clothes. Yo, who used to stay? Yo, yo, yo, yo, who used to stay? What is he talking about? He set up here mad times, yo. Yeah, but you was talking to.

Yeah, you wanted to fucking talk to them about business. I can take your money. Are you monetizing the next-coord chick? In and out, literally. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Actually. The energizing money keeps going and going and going.

Exactly. No, that, yeah. Right. You know what's funny? I'm with you. I'm such, I've been such an exhibitionist in my life. I got way too many friends that could debunk this one. They can see me.

Niggas was peeking through living room doors at Joe Button greatness when I was fucking a young boy. Come on, man. You were 17. I played with me, man. He said, look. I play with me. And before I get to this prize speech at, what I said?

What ICE said his price was? I didn't say my price. He didn't say your price either though. I think Ice Price would be more than my price. I definitely got to know. Why do you think Ice Price would be more to your price? I got to know. Because he signed the fucking Gamma or DeFro.

No, I just think Ice got a little more self-respect than me. That was not the word. I'm just keeping them off. Holy shit. I appreciate your eyes. I'm glad you finally. That was the honest shit that ever said in the podcast. You don't have self-respect.

Joe, shut up. You need some more self-respect. You know, niggas in here have known you a very long time. I'll say, bitches, put you in the bag off some now-lators and lollipops. Never. You never seen a girl put me in the bag. Who hasn't? Who the fucking you told me?

What's in the bag mean? What is he talking about? I don't want to hear what in the bag mean. Yes. Antoine. Come on. I'm asking you. What in the bag mean?

Please. What does that mean? Silly puttty. I say, guess put him in the bag. That's what I'm saying. I'm not doing that. Stop it, y'all. Y'all, niggas crazy.

Silly puttty? Silly putty. The silly putty. If that's what in the bag means. I don't know what in the bag means. He said, I'm saying. Not saying you gave it up. No, no.

You get had you. You get gougly-eyed, nigger. Y'all going to piss me off up here. I mean, I can show you the 4K pictures that just went out. Name them. Those pictures. Named him. Joe Button the funniest niggins on Instagram.

The pictures say are totally different. Wait, not. The pictures always show what actually happened. They don't show what happens. The pictures are just freeze picks up what happened, but it's not like you had to hear. What about the one when your legs was in the air? What?

No, I thought that was edited. That was about a girl or that was about the conversation? I'm asking. I wasn't, I can't remember. That wasn't nothing about the girl. No, I thought they made that shit. You my man. I've never seen you do this before.

I said, yo, answer that. And then, like, that's not true. Because I've done that at the moon. I'll be like, man, I'm like, p, p, p, p, p, p, p. No, it's. And you will fuck the shit out of the moment. You know, y'all niggas is fucking. That didn't support shit.

Moana take that shit down. I've done that shit to mad. Yo, you are so sad. Whenever, whenever she feel like it, if the comedy show in early, you do, too, do. Do do do do The comedy show

Get him to come through off The W-Y-D Oh Yo, you up Yeah, you up still You're wild You're crying It's cool

Oh shit You know You know Yeah, man Damn You know what I don't like And then I'm getting to the prize

I don't like that I think you get the ad So we don't have to sell dick anymore Like Please, please Yo, because, yeah, they're going to look at two projected stat lines. Yours going to be less. Oh, my going to be more.

When had yours ever been more in any category? It's always been less. Never. It's always been less. I hit for the free. But that's why I don't like him. I hit for the free. You've been sitting there.

Bazooka in this, nigger. And he always turned to me. He didn't bazooka me. He said, you my man, 100 grand, but you was in the bag. I never saw you do this move and you pointed to me. Shoot it in. I'm saying that me doing like this. Nigga, bitch, can bag you all making teeth.

You aren't looking at her way you'd be looking at motor. That's not true. And you do be looking at it like that. Poe just would like this on four. Nigel, I'll look at Moly, answer that one. Yeah, Paul. I agree. I do this shit that happens.

Yes, he does do that. Yeah, you're baggable. Not nobody. You're beautiful. Look at him. There. It's everything. See, yeah.

Take a second. Yeah. Don't jump. Women that have come up here that could bag me. Oh, stop. I never heard them pronounce that way. That nigga's pronouncing. I got four of the dome.

And I only worked here at the year. No, no, no, it's not whisper time. It's not whisper time, please. I'm not whispered. I got four this week. That's not true. You ain't far off. Oh, God.

You ain't far off. Y'all are wrong. I got a couple of the dome, though. You can. I'm listening. It's you best. Can I say him? Yeah, we go.

He is friendly. Exactly. Okay, I'll give you that. Shorty this week? No. Neither. Both. One in the past.

All right. No. We got you, dog. No, one of them for show. No. Okay, so that's two. Keep going. Keep going.

In a week, why? That's not two. You worked there five years. No, no. He said, Mary is one, and one of them this week is two. Okay. You're way off. How about Jill?

No. You meowed. You meowed. Nika, we performing up here. Keep going. Shit, I want to ask me. You're that performer line.

I'm not going to do it, though. That's moving. We'll bleep it. Oh, you're a king of that line. You're the king of that line. All right. Joy. Oh, my God.

Knockout. Knockout. Why? Why we got to believe that? That's a fact. She knew it. She knew it. She might have text me that night.

Yeah, man. What's on my body? That's the part you don't know. I always get the text. He's on me. Natasha? Of course I am. Natasha?

Natasha? Nah. Was I here for Natasha? Yo, you're so baggable, yo. Yeah, right. You know, why? You know, why? You know, we're so, man.

We didn't have three already. You are, look. It's the room. I'm going to hold you. When we see. Three of them. All right, get them freeze. When we see, no, mine, I can't.

I can't. I can't. And yo, my nigga, do y'all know who I yet? Yes. You know? Yes. I'm saying. I'm just easy, peasy up here because that's not true.

No. We don't have any guests up here. The guess of somebody. I don't think you're easy. I don't think you fold easy, but there's been a couple up here that had you folded. That's all I'm saying. That had me folded.

Yes. All right, now we're going to piss me off. So the ones that y'all think had me folded, what did I have them? Uh-oh. What was we talking about that? Not comfortable. Not comfortable. You got you tall.

Help. Help. You can keep a pop. What is you talking about, nigga? What did you have them? Invalute. Long chair. What is you talking about, nigga?

You know who I am, nigga? Wait, what the fuck? Yo, you're-knit. Yo, bro, stop. Yo, I love it. This nigga don't play, you. This is my son. You, my son, are my son,

y'all, is my son, there's nothing. There's, nothing. It was folded, yo. It was clothes everywhere. It was laundry. It was a mess. Yeah, it was laundry.

It was laundry. So, my God, What fuck did you talk about? Yo, yo, you know, look. Yo, you are. I never seen a nigga mad that he's... I'm the farthest thing from. Not real, man, but mad that he's baggible.

You baggible. And you know it. So you're saying you wasn't baggible? But we're not saying you can't bag. Is that what you saying? No, what I'm saying is certain women that have come here under the right pretences, yeah, we could have potentially met. or kicked it. Sure. But don't act.

Oh, yeah. We didn't it use them T.I.R. No. I'm sure. No. I'm just sure. The picture. Mr. Pitch of the defense was like,

oh, please. Sure. What I'm saying? Let's stop. No, that's what I'm saying. No, no, please. Yeah, please. The room can't handle it.

Really have, but so many measuring tapes for the big measuring content. I'm just saying because what my man said, that's all. What y'all think me and issues? What this means is what this mean is Daleya.

Anyway, prospects is one of the greatest Timmy in baggible. Parks is struggling. No, I'm not. Go ahead. Prospects. The great thing about prospects, Joe, what is this?

I love prospects. And that's where you always go wrong. Like, you don't have to do if I'm this, what is he? Like, who cares what I am? No, what I'm saying is most of the people that you... You don't even really go out no more

are you so baggable. That's not at all. I don't go out no more because I have a family that I loved that temptation. That temptation. What I have at home is better than being outside. Talk to him!

Your beach is better. Then why are you so backable? I'm not. That's what I'm telling you. So why do the guys keep thinking that you are? They don't. So why you keep jumping in the bag? I don't.

They ain't that why put me in no bag up here. Not one. Y'all think that girls be having me in the bag that I wouldn't even pop. named 19 people. No, we didn't. We named three girls that I would talk to. Not that had me in a bag that I would talk to. You know what? You've

convinced me. You wasn't in the bag, yo. Y'all. We was wrong. We were wrong, y'all. We got it wrong. I'm going to apologize to you. That's my bad. That's cool. We had it wrong. I had you wrong. Those three people I named? Never. With my first three guesses? Never. Totally. Totally off.

Very recent. Not yet close. From this week. Right. Yeah, that's not That's all that Y'all niggas thing I'm just

Yeah Lus goose But you know what I'm against him in this But I feel him right He feel like his resume Is so illustrious That it's kind of

It's not about that It's offensive A little bit It's not about my resume Yeah I get it I feel I feel I'm against them

In this But I do understand His sentiment in it Holy shit Nigger smile Like somebody They could just But you smile a lot

Cheapbones come out You know what it is? Cheeks come out at night. It would be a different smile. It's a different smile. Like, wait. Cheeks come out at night. That's the one.

Put it out. The cheeks come out at night. You start inventing dimples in your face. Inventing. Yeah. I start seeing. You so stupid. That nigger is crazy, man.

The phoniest. Oh, my God. All right. Wait. Oh. Not even close. You, y'all, y'all, you all. Who?

Are y'all niggas crazy? Jade. Are you crazy? Oh, shit. I forgot about that. Yeah. That was me? Yeah.

Yo, you niggas is crazy. Watch that back, yeah. Yo, dog. So any person with a vagina that come up here, I'm just on their body. You're right? Yeah. We finally,

you're finally getting to what I'm getting at. You're picking up. You should write to show some reason. You nailed it. No, and I'm saying, any vagina. It was trying to get to this point. Any vagina. And that don't come up here.

I know you know. All the vaginas. My niggins right here. Yo, your man paid you so bad, you know. Yeah. That's why your voicemail is like that. The circle back. Hey, hey, y'all.

This is Antoine. Give me a call. Pibh. Y'all niggas is nuts. Did Bernice say you in the bag there? Alexis, Texas. No. Oh.

Oh. Oh, my God. Yes. Oh. What I'm saying? Like, yeah. Are y'all nigg is crazy. Texas?

Had me in a duffel. Anybody say Sasha yet? Sasha has me in the bag. No, but Sasha did make you tell Amani to give you that money. Yeah, no, she did. That was wild. Give my shirt back.

I give my father, y'all. I don't put no ketchup on my shirt. You don't put no ketchup on my shirt. Just admit to us that that was wild. I know that wasn't your intention. Bro, that's no way. We're not your bros.

Could you admit that that that was wild? No, I don't look at, no, no, no, because for it to be wild, you had to intend to do that, and that's nowhere near. Look, now you want to do it. No, he's saying looking back on it. No, I'm saying no. Now you want to pontificate. Like, I look at a strange girl. She had your legs in the air.

No, she didn't. On a few days. Sasha's never had my legs in the air. Hey, Amani did pay you, though. Immediately. No, it wasn't immediately either. Listen, listen, you guys. The regular season is wrapped up.

Yeah, my favorite shit is doing that to issue. on this baroque. I'm so happy we worked together for me to get a chance to do that. If we didn't work together, I'd have to find real life circumstances to do that. And I can't.

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I just want my son to just admit it. Admit what? Can I, can I? Go ahead, Mark. Please, Mark. I don't have anything of substance. I'm outraged, too. Oh.

I'm annoyed, but I'm not outraged. This is about the WMBA. AZ, Fudd, for those that don't know. It's the number one pick. What's the number one pick? by the Dallas Wings. The same team as Paige Beckers. Big Page.

You know, two Yukon Giants. Right, right, right. Great basketball players. But ASE and Paige are also in a relationship. We know that because Paige announced it on her TikTok a year ago, and everybody knows it's not a secret. Right. So it's a couple things, right?

First, is like, is it a good idea to draft someone's girlfriend on the same team? If they're the best player, you draft the best player. I'm not convinced AZ was the number one pick. I think she might have been number two, number three pick. I think there's some other guards who compliment Page better. Sure. But then yesterday on the interview, a reporter asked them a question, a question I think was fair. The reporter says,

now it's last year on TikTok that y'all were a couple. And I'm wondering if that is still the case. And if so, if y'all have talked to any other couples in the league about how they negotiate that dynamic as protein. I understand why you have to ask that question, but we're going to respectfully decline from commenting on our players' personal lives. But the next question. There you go. That's that. That's that.

And I stand with that. Me too. They got a right to say that. They don't owe us an answer. Although, again, I respect the question because you've announced this is my girlfriend. Yeah, be drafted your girlfriend, I think partly because that's your girlfriend. I think they play well together. Obviously, play well together at you kind.

I think, again, better options. Are y'all uneasy at all about drafting a player's partner? No. No. I'm trying to sell tickets, me. Draft my girl, yo. I'm trying to sell tickets. I'm who?

I want to be with my girl, yo. Get her. Get her here. That too. If I'm a star. Yeah. If you pay, if Paige is one of the best young guards in the league.

Absolutely. Get my girl here. And if I'm the, Dallas what? Wings. Wings. Wings. Fuzz.

That too. Yeah, that's good marketing. Are you crazy? But then that I can talk about it. Do you know what? And I know it's not fuzz. Don't kill me, please. I'm sorry.

I take it back. No. And if I'm Dallas. Do you know what the number one? This is going to sound disrespectful. So I apologize in advance. I'm not trying to sound like caveman, but it is marketing.

The number one result that people search for when they're looking for things. Scissoring. Girl on girl. Thank you. My favorite. Well, number two. Because you know what the one is.

I didn't look up number two. You know, the other shit. I just looked it up. The number one. Step-mom. That's that other. The number one. too.

This group needs so much to help. They're not related, y'all. It's just a joke. But, but not. And if I'm the star, don't you want me happy? If I'm a star, I'm going to exercise my leverage and do what I want to do.

Absolutely. Now, now, look, now what happens to the organization when they beefing? Yeah, that's what I'm still. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm still the star, right? Mm-hmm. Get eyes out here.

Yo, but that creates a problem that you now took your number one draft pick. Man. And get your point. I just said there are potential problems here. These are 21. You're going to find it. You're going to find it every time. No, this ain't no, outrage.

This is just a basketball. Yes, it is. We outraged. No, I love that they're supporting this. I mean, I don't know if this would happen in the NBA. I don't know if. Well, you was mad when somebody drafted their kid. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah, but not because it was their kid. It was because I wasn't quite sure he was going to be able to put up numbers right away. I thought Brian should stay in college a little bit longer. A lot of people were saying you even owe him in apologies because of your Bronny takes because of his stats versus the stats of every player picked after him is on par with a player kicked. How many of them got the same contract he got? Well, there are players that were drafted at least 30 slots before they got the same contract

that are not producing the way he is either. means they made a bad choice too. And how many of those picks are selling jerseys? That's it. I'm happy to have a body conversation. The draft shit is a business, too. The whole business of sports is a business as well as the athletics. Absolutely.

Draft my girl or else, you're going to pass my seat out. It ain't even a long talk. And like I said, and if shit go left, get my girl out of here. Well, get my ex out of here. It's hard to get rid of the overall pick. Depending on the maturity of them kids, I would be scared that they would fall out and it would cause trouble on the team, personally. If they're not mature, 20-year-olds,

wherever the fuck they're age. Is there such a thing? I would be, I mean, yeah, it is a such a thing. It's some mature niggins, especially people that have been pro athletes because athletes are more disciplined and shit and all that. So depending on their maturity, yeah, I think that it could be some bullshit.

I got my choice right here with me every night. Or you cheat. Imagine if you're cheating with somebody you want to see. That could be a whole fight. I ain't got a cheat. Just because you don't have to. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

I'm talking about the athletes. All right. We're going to try this a different way. I'm talking about the athletes that are moving around. We're going to try this. And the girl ain't with him. So they got to cheat. I'm not going to.

I'm not getting through. You know. I'm not. Go ahead, Joe. I'm going to close my eyes for five seconds. When I open them. My girl better be here. My girl better be here.

That's it. That's it. That's it. I'm a great. Yo, I'm going to run. I'm going to go pee. I got a peek. When I come back,

my girl better have a five-year contract. They better have a hat on that say the Dallas wings. Because you look at it. This way. with the way that their new pay structure is set up. So you're going to pay one way, though. Page is going to be a max play. You're going to pay one way.

You're either going to sign my girl. Well, I'm going to. Or I'm going to take all of that $7 million and you're going to finish it up with YMCA bitches. Yeah. Pick your poison. Yeah. I mean, she's going to get maxed out regardless.

Yeah. She's going to get maxed out regardless. Yeah, I want more girl. I'm mad at it. I'm mad at it. If I was the parent. If I was the-haired of girl. She's trying to.

No, no, no, let me be clear. I don't know if y'all... She's a very good basketball player. Her left hand is not as strong. You know, Olivia Miles is in that draft. There's other people in that draft who are also very good. So, and I... You know, Mark, you said she could be number two, number three.

No, I mean, that's one of the draft critiques was her ability to left, and that matters when you got Paige Beckerman's name. But my nigger, you're saying she could be two, three, four, something like that. It ain't like they got the person who was a second rounder for sure and grabbed her with the first bit. Yeah. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm going to... Like, what are we talking about?

I'm just raising Mark is outraged I'm not outraged She can't go left She'll learn that next season I'm just raising the question From a basketball team perspective That if you draft someone's significant other

At the age of 20 If they were married I probably would feel a little differently But most 20-year-olds I mean This is very conservative of you mark Maybe Maybe my basketball executive

But like most 20-year-olds don't stay with the person they whip and when y'all break up and y'all on the same team that shit could get ugly is all I'm saying I was more shocked with this being Dallas which is in conservative as Texas yeah Dallas itself is that conservative

Dallas isn't as conservative in Fort Worth you might I don't know actually just yeah I agree what you saying Yeah not just that Spanky rules for sure Fuck you talking about spanky rules I'm sorry we're sure

We'll be mature All right so if one more question If this is the NBA and say you're the Knicks and let's pretend that there's a player on the Knicks who's game. Pablo Tori's on your ass too. Let's say they were a star player on a Knicks who game. Would you be okay

drafting their significant of it? They did that. All right. Mark's trying to get this power. I threw it at the rip for Joe, but you did it. Thank you, Parks. He trying to do powder at a year.

Perks is doing a lot. I'll be at the Knick game tonight. Game one against the Hawks, go Nix. Let's go, let's get it done. Watch out for the surveillance. Would you all be okay with the NBA? Yeah, what a-up? This is my star?

And the player ain't a scrub? Yes, I'm okay. I would feel less okay with the NBA because I actually think that lesbians tend to stay in relationships longer than, you know what I mean, than a young man who's 20. I actually feel like women are more stable on that.

I mean, it's a cliche, but like lesbians moving together after the first weekend. So if I'm playing on the cliche, I... This is not very freedom fighter review. No. I'm saying women at home.

Lesbians are known to shack up really fast. I'm saying they're more mature and stable. I'm saying dudes are trash. They also know. Mark Barbershop is like a lemon tree barbershop. Like the supercuts. Lesbians know for that DVD. I'm going to say.

That's the part I'm thinking about. Well studs with the mini-froes will beck your ass. For spending my motherfucker for a 1K bitch. Yes, they will. To me any fresh bitches, they'll whoop your motherfucking ass. After I get your BBL, you think you're going to come in here and smell like dick. I got you You don't let me talk

I gotta just say crazy stuff Like I don't even want to say stuff like this Y'all But they don't let me say stuff I ain't get this punch in I gotta say stuff to make them like this So I can say something That's no disrespect to me

The first lesbians The ones with the little fur and the one titty There's no disrespect in any of y'all I love y'all Joe you got any along on the board If you're supposed to do badwows No I'm sorry Yeah, we gotta get to BOWOW.

I want to read this fucking shit that Bowowell said about every other city we go. Every other video. Bow wow said, Hamer. My uncle Snoop and Nate Dog was ahead of their time when they was talking about, what they was talking on all about you. Because, man, it's the same girls that was at Breezy Bowl. Months back, that's all in our back rooms now, about to go back to the next party room.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Or I just seen them posting from my brother Trey Song Show, crying emojis. Sound like R&B fans to me? If you tender, stay your ass inside. The demons is outside this summer. Oh shit. Like I said on, I'm a flirt. How the moral of the story is cuff your chick.

Cause, hey, this is really be crazy. These girls is in their fun era I feel bad for the good guys out here It's not even summer yet They're going Where are a lot Where are you like that? So the same bitches at his show was at Chris Brown show

Yes Duh Why would it they be? No they are The same ones So they back the same caliber It's not like they say they're the jelly roll show Yo are you familiar

You're not going to take our time with this please Are you familiar with Bow Wow? I mean, the little nigga with the braids, the one that was a kid. Yeah, him. The one that was running in front of them kids and said that they don't know who I am, that Bow Wow? Yes. Yes. Him.

Are you familiar with him? Legend. And his resume? Yes. Mon, I'm going to tell you this. I used to work, I worked at 106 in Park for a couple years. When I would guest host would be up there or whatever. Mr. 106 in Park, by the way, that was his name.

I'm just going to tell you, his dressing room was well decorated? Yes. Yes, and many with people who you would recognize and be like, damn. I was impressed with the young man. That's all I'm going to tell you. Byron. That little motherfucker got a resume.

So y'all's true opinion on what I just read is all facts, nothing wrong with the post. Oh, I don't like the post. Oh, that's a different. I'm not a fan of the post at all. I believe what he's saying is to be true. You just don't need to say that, though. I don't think you need to say nothing like they.

Keep your player. Don't say nothing. Yeah. He ain't really call nobody out. He's saying, yo, dog, I see a bunch of y' y'all nigger's girlfriends potentially at these shows. But, Bowdowowellow, you see a bunch of niggins' girlfriends at your shows for the last. Your whole life. Yeah.

You should be way, you should be used to. That's why I'm saying, yo, dog. That's why reading it, that's all I'm saying. Yeah, that's the only problem with it. Only for me. And I have all of respect for Bowowowell's resume and his G. That's my Eskimo brother. You know how I feel about you out there about.

However, reading this was too tender for where his resume is. Tender? Yes. The Trey song show was ages ago. Whatever show you talking about. The Trits Brown show was age. Whatever shows you talking about, they win already. Whoever you're saying is at your show that you see going and they was at all the other shows, they already went.

I took this as also letting the R&B niggers know that them same bitches that y'all had backstage he has backstage and I just think he's too G to do that. I agree. But he's on the R&B nigga tour too. They are R&B

niggas too. But I ain't take it the way you took. I can't say I didn't take it that way. I hear it like, you don't know. Dog, if you woke, if you woke up and some nigga just out the clear blue sky author, let's say y'all make book runs together like, yo, I can't lie.

I'm at my book concert. All of these folks. All of these chicks. Was that Mark book signing? When he threw one, was that Mona book signing? Like, what are you talking about? You would wake up and be like, why am I even in this story? It comes off like you surprised or you are or you.

So like you honor to be. See, I didn't take it that. I don't think of mine, niggins. I don't. One at a time, please. I take it like, yo, this is crazy. I'm letting you niggas. What's crazy?

Let me finish. The game. game. Yeah. But sometimes you'll be like, yo, I ain't going to lie. I knew it was like this, but we've said that up here. Like, yo, dog, I get a reminder when I go outside sometimes just how crazy shit is. Joe's come up here and said, yo, the bitches is out here doing what you.

They're being a niggas. Yeah. And I made that statement without saying no nigger name. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm saying, but he's saying like, yo, dog. They're going. They out here.

They're going. They are going. Sometimes. you'll be like, yo dog, it's shocking to me to see the rate at which they're going. You should be shocking to him. You think Bow Wow should be shocked. These niggas say that shit, I'm only talking about him. These niggins say that shit to let other

niggers know, me and you money are on the same playing field. You fucked her. Don't think that because I don't have a record out now or because I'm not, I fucked her too. You wasn't just at your shit. That's what I get from that. That's how it came on. He's too much of a jeep for that. Especially the Breezy Bowl mentioned, Especially the brain. I didn't take it that way, but that's some rapper brain shit.

So you're probably right. That's your competitive brain talker. I don't think he's saying it like that. Because again, you think he's really talking to the niggas? Yeah. Like, yo, dog. But you can make that same point without saying Chris Brown Show, Trace Dog Show. No, he's just naming frequent recent shit that all of these girls were at and using them as reference points.

I don't think, I don't think he said, yo, I'm, me and Chris fucking the same chicks. He said. Or me and Trey fucking the same chicks or y'all doing it how I'm doing it the same way. I don't think he's implying that at all. I'm thinking he's saying, yo, damn, it's crazy that I'm seeing all of these same groupy-ass girls

and all of these same concerts. You think he actually feels bad bad for the good guys like he said. Yes, no. No, not at all. I'm going to give you an example when we get off Mike too. I don't think so at all

because, again, if you're new to this, like let's say he just caught a hit last year and now this is his tour and he's seeing that, maybe I'll give him that. But with Bow Wow being who he is in the run that he's had since he was fucking 10, you are way more

anybody else there's he also can't group not to mean I say him you can't groupie shame you niggas can't groupie shame and say ah you fucking all of us but be the ones to go out get her from the front in the rain

put the three bands around her wrist take her backstage go to the food truck get her some chicken tenders and some french fries you sit her in the front right next to your mom and your aunt you fucking text them during halftime You're good, baby, you need anything.

You take them back to the fourth season. You show them the time of their life. You take them shopping and then come to the internet and say, bitches ain't shit. Wait, you can't. No, you can't groupie shame when you're the same person who got a song on one of you on Greenlight, I want to say, four or five, dissing a groupie that you had a baby with.

No, well, I'm looking at it. That's my whole deal. Oh, yeah, we can't disgrouping. You can't do that. You can't do that. I think y'all create a scenario. I think he looking in the crowd and saying, yo, that's my man's baby mother over here.

I'm on tour with seven to eight. killer. This nigga's crazy. Yo, I let your niggas say y'all whack-ass scenario. This nigga can say, yo, dog, I'm on tour with eight or nine niggas, and one of them eight or nine niggas

had another nigger's girl back here doing X, Y, Z. So what are you, the hormone of there? No, not even that. I'm on tour with a nigger in the group who fucked another niggas baby moms. So start there then, if that's your take. He might feel the same way about her.

Badwows 2G for this, it's my take. Yeah, this is. And I fuck with you. And I fuck with you. You know, we're a piece of our shit. You know, but... I forgot you had beef. Yeah, yeah, we had a beef.

Yeah. You know, no, no, no, no, that's my dog now. That's my dog. Oh, hey, you got to understand. Good for bow. You heard me? Shit. Why do you think that tour came through Jersey

with no problems now? Listen, all right. Big free. You still got it. You still got it. Hey, hey, shh. You're right. That's a good call back.

That was great. That was great. That was great. I thought I do that to jail soon. What to me? You swear I'm some mean boss dictator. Shut your ass up. I'm not doing the right time.

Let's go. You're talking still? Stop. What do you all? Oh, Neil Long. Somebody tell me, Neil Long. NDA. I have no idea.

I have no idea. I want to shout out near Long because she did a feature with Playboy. Salute. First and foremost, was she? Yeah. Yes, she did.

She looked good in it, too. I didn't see it. Weird does she not look good? I thought she never looked at. I'm talking about the photography, the lighting. Oh. They lit her really well. We got them.

We got them. We got them. We fucking got them. You looked at porn. We got you. Oh, shit. But what's standing out is her, she also, you know, there's some comments

to what she made about preferring to date younger. And if she dates a younger dude, if it's a one night stand or something, he has to sign a NDA. The clip is going, Crazy. Everybody's talking about how they would voluntarily sign the NDA. A lot of people, I think.

I'm not saying that petition got to be in the million. Yeah, but not just that. She also talked about how these niggas would be talking too much. So it speaks to the bow-wop points, the perfect segue. She's talking about how the niggas is kind of on some new bitch shit, and they be talking and running their mouths. I saw a lot of niggas say, y'all not going to hold you. Literally.

Straight off. Somebody got to know. I'm telling my girl. It's a difference. I got to tell my mom. It's the difference between telling somebody personally and then going on a podcast and tell me. I saw a couple other things say if I hit knee alongs

I'm running to the first podcast Mike. I see I'm sorry I have to tell that. And that's the cornea shit. And that's why we scissors. I would do that shit like to live Kuali Pah to like just drop that shit on some of the dog. Oh yeah, yeah. On knee alone?

Oh yeah. Night school. One night school. Hey, yeah. Oh my God. That shit is crazy. That's like, I don't... Issh wouldn't tell nobody with me and Danny.

Wouldn't that became cool, though, to talk about stuff like that? All y'all know that shit's not. Is that ever cool? Monas that ever happened to you where you like... Yeah, Marcus. Snigga, always, boy. You always, look, no, mon,

you ever say when they fucked you? Did anybody tell everybody that you? Like, anybody say they fucked you? Mon-in-law? Oh, shit. No, no, no. We're like, we're like, we're like, shit got out and you trusted a dude to like keep his keep it quiet and he did yes yes yeah what

what did you do like did you say something to the dude about cursed him out yeah like how do you do with that you bitch ass nigga that's about right yeah and then for the most word but i'm always carry like you don't the person even bring it to me i'm like what you denied it texting this nigga you know what i don't even who who i don't think i even know him sure i'm one of them like i'm never you know what you never go cop to it you know Fuck now And I know y'all Jee's and everything But have y'all ever slipped up and done that

I know y'all geez and I never did that Keeping people like have y'all ever slipped up And talk too much about who y'all I'm sure I have I'm sure I've told niggas like somebody But I told somebody that I was under the guys That I was talking in confidence to a person Like I had confidence that this is my man

Or this is my home girl And it's going to stay here So I wasn't just outside Again on no point podcast and no shit like that. Yeah, that's running wild. Yeah, running wild who I've entertained.

Hell, no. I deny half the shit. I'm on my Joe Bunn's shit. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, like, you never, like, I feel like you always

believe that your friend not gonna tell, but what y'all niggas don't realize is that he has to hate on you in that way because he wants to fuck her too. That's what happens every time. Y'all telling the nigger

thinking that's your friend, your best of your bro, whole time you don't know. He wants to fuck. Fuck me too. So he's going to tell quick to get you to put out of here. Niggas get real. Damn, that's a real.

That was each other. It's also real. It's just with each other over that pussy, man. That shit gets crazy. She's going to want to fuck me too. Let me walk over there and order my water with him. It's also real important that if you get the $450, you keep it. You know what?

No, you know what you know what you're going to cash out? You know what I was surprised that y'all didn't mention because when she said about liking the young guys or like dating young guys or whatever, a lot of young niggas I saw in the comments were saying shit like when a man talks about how he like young pussy it's automatically you're a predator

but when a girl do it's like yes innovative be free girl I've accepted I've accepted certain doubles standards that we can't y'all should accept certain double standards one at a time please y'all should accept certain double standards

because the same way two people we both in college I fuck 10 people you fuck 10 people I'm a whore you're a player I mean we've accepted certain double standards you know what I mean but I don't think this applies to near same way. Because depending on how young you're

talking about. Like if a dude is 52 and says I like to fuck women that's 35 and we're not calling them a predator. You know what I mean? I don't think Nia's saying she want to fuck 18 year olds. Did she specify away? I'm saying I don't think so just based on She said younger and she's 55 so that's That's what I'm saying. Younger can't be gross younger.

That's what I'm saying like 35 will be young. I'm only 42. Yeah, I know. I'm only 42. Yeah, I'm only 42. You're all lying. Yeah, I think it's lying man. It's cool though. I'm just saying in this particular, I agree with the big point. I'm saying. I like me a little young meet myself, Mark.

You don't think it was funny that she didn't specify? Yeah, exactly. That's the whole thing. She could have just sounded like I'm younger than me. She could have said. But again, I don't find that outrage. Like, if she fucked the 23-year-old nigga and I seen this nigga, I thought he was physically

attractive, I wanted to bite of that candy. I don't think that. You're talking from her voice, right? I don't think that that's outrageous. I think that they two consent and adults. I wanted a bite of that chocolate. I'm glad. I'm glad that, Neal.

long as fucking younger dude because there's too much pressure for me. You're younger? That's too much pressure. Yeah, you are younger. Technically, you could be your young way. But I don't think that that's what she's fucking. I don't think so. I'm thinking 30. No bitch 50 say I like

a young nigga talking about my motherfucking 40. That bitch talking about 27. You don't think me along a fucking 26 year old dude? Oh, I guess she was. I don't know what I'm to say. If that nigga got a job. I have no idea. Based off, based off Let me talk. Let me talk, please. I don't care about your illogical

facts. I want to say shit that don't make sense. Oh, then. Let me say what I'm saying. I apologize. Fucking, she did the relationship with somebody my age, black love, faithful, front row. Front facing, yada, yada,

we see how that turned out. It was a little bit of heartbreak. That had to come with that. He was younger. Yeah, I thought he was younger, too. Yeah, he's 48. All right, they're going to keep dancing on that. Yeah. They're going to come on.

Yeah. I'm just pointing out. Mark. I don't have to get one good fucking mark at an episode at least. Yeah, he was younger. I'm not going to put that on the along because that's somebody

I want to meet and try to hit. I'm just, that's what I'm saying. I don't think it's outrageous, though. I really don't. I'm gonna keep it a buck with you. I'm all for making that dick sign of NDA. I'm with that. And I'm joking about to try to get

some of these bitches printed up. You want you to make somebody sign of NDA? Yeah. Mona? Yes, I would love that. Even though it's like God the niggas out there, they don't get fuck about that. Because like, what are the Ndye have you violated?

What, you gotta go to court? N. Yeah, they don't get. Yeah. They're like, God shit, the India don't really do much. Word. Like, what do you go to be for a man?

They'll already be in the court. They just gotta go to the third floor. They already go to the table. They just gotta go to different places. You all don't know, like, seriously, even like, from dating or fucking, from being famous and not famous, this is a total different thing.

Like, some of these niggas just want to fuck with you because of who you are, or so they could tell, somebody that they fuck with you. Trying to decipher who really likes you is like a real thing. Scary. Yeah, that shit real. Yeah, it must be tough.

That's why you get one and get out the game. No, that shit fucked up. You're right. Oh my God, I don't know who really likes me for me. It's my damn is totally loaded all day long. Like, I could just refresh it, refresh it, refresh it, refresh it. Let me ask you, I'm not. I'm not trying to be funny.

Yes, you are, nigg. No, I'm not. Ain't that the same as being a woman, period? What you mean? Because niggas are saying whatever they got say to pop. So you really don't know if a nigga like you? Yeah, but the stakes are high. I get what she's

Let me get an example There's been times People will book me for a podcast Right And I'll get there And the whole point for them To shut me to fuck up Like that's the whole thing

Because I'm a boyish woman I have an opinion Some men that bothers them Especially insecure men So they will bring me on their platform Just to kind of like Destroy me or shut me up Or shut me down

It's the same thing with like With trying to date you Or fuck you so they can like Say oh that loud bitch I fuck you know what I beat that thing up I had a... I don't know I'm just getting pussy

I'll play a lot But I'm stingy with Coochy So it's like I'm like Did those other podcasts did those other podcasts figure out a way? Away to what? Shut me up?

Why? Because you're going to call them and get tips? What did they do? Did they figure out the way to do what? Share the wealth. It's different when I have to come back. One time is one time.

But no, anybody never shut me up, niggins. You all know that. True. What was we talking about? Nealong. Near long. Yeah, long.

Shout to her. And young dick. Shout to that. Nothing like a young girl. These girls are going, man. I'm not mad at nobody for going. The girls are going. They're going.

I'll tell you one thing. They've been going. That week that Kaiser, whatever happened with her and her husband, and then she was outside for a little bit, a few weeks after that. I forgot what I think we was doing a pod or some shit? Something we was doing. Well, maybe we just finished the pod. And I got in bed.

Mike Kaiser going to call me from Mr. Chowell's. He wanted them to, he going to call you with some, some, if he's calling it, some hot going on. He called, yo, just over, it's Mr. Chowell's got somebody want to say hello to you. You were talking about her on your pod. Hold on.

You know, I don't know I'm leaving fuck what niggins to do the old girl, but Mike. But Mike, of course. Of course. And to put me along on the phone. Oh, my God. I started shaking through the phone.

Oh, my God. I hung up. Oops, signal dropped. I got right there. Hey, how long are y'all going to be there? You all going to be there for a little bit? I bet. I was all my way to New York.

Oh, I tried. to get dressed so fast. Driver outside already, actually. I tried to get dressed fast. It didn't happen, but. Maybe next time. Got that. And I chased it the next week, call cars back.

Yo. Yo. You know what child's get? You said, might have told me some bullshit. Like, yo, bring Nealong up to y'all and get the first interview. Some people say shit that you just know is a lie. But you hope it's true. You hope it's true.

I got no Neil Long ain't coming to talk to us. And nobody long is coming to talk to us. Howie long Teddy long Teddy long It's like a stupid Oh my God Chavez to knee along

And our doors Open knee along If you want to You know You wouldn't give your price I'm not charging For her No, not

Not been near law Of course not But you ain't give your price earlier We need the price for She got it She's what Take care of you

It's on the arm I am taking That's true Care of That's true All right You think your girl Wouldn't be

Match you If you hit you Long No She wasn't Couldn't be She wouldn't And if you was

Gonna be I'm gonna ride it out All right All right She's lay out Oh fuck Some fights are worth the fight Right

Oh my God Yo I don't want to harp On the poochicey stuff I'm minding my business I'm staying out Of all Street nigger

Fizz But But all the Poo Shishti's shit to come back is just so dumb that I gotta come. Stables? I feel so bad for Poo. My Staples? I knew it.

Poo Shishti's attorney insists the rapper was possibly printing lyrics at Staples and not a contract release form for Gucci, man. Duh. Right right before the meeting. Right before the meeting. Everyone always prints their lyrics up before they go to the studio. That's what he said. They all write in. Print their lyrics.

Yeah, yeah, transcribe it. Yeah, because you can't read them off the phone. No, he's classically trained. You want to read it in the sheet music. You know what the, you know what the... Guys, in reality, he really went and printed his contract out and then he... No, he printed the release. So you got to sign this.

Different, yeah. As staple. I got the shit from the sign. I would he have a printer? So on my email. Why would he have a printer? Nothing about him says, yo, I got a computer. No, he's a computer.

PushiCi has a fucking printer. The problem with his... No, he don't. The problem with his story is... If he does, the ink is definitely dry. Yeah. Oh, sure. Ain't no black no more.

No, it only put color. It only put color. The black was dried up a long time ago. It's just color now. You know we don't be having ink. We never have black ink. Never. The problem with his story is I've been in Staples to print some shit out.

And it's not a task that I was able to complete on my own. I needed a Staples helper. Staff to come over. So I know he needed one. So staff came over there. I don't think he bright enough to not reveal the plane. How I print this? Listen.

How are this? Hurry, I'm in a rush Hurry, I'm in a rush Hurry up, I gotta do this Grouchie about to leave you. Can you just do it for me? You just do it. Take the phone, print this.

They fuck around to keep a record of whatever they, because it ain't, it's an email. It's an email, yeah. Two staples store number, two, whatever, whatever. The same kidnapping plot at the time. And all it's saying is you free to go.

I'm sorry. You don't know. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. I don't even want to laugh. That shit is hard. No, I'm laughing. I don't care.

I'm laughing at that. I feel bad because of his parents. I don't. I don't care. His parents. Wait, wait, his parents, what? The fact that his father was there, his mom just went by her just being stupid.

Like, that makes me feel bad for him. Yes, I know his father is. Yes, I know his father is. That's what I'm saying. Like, if you're being led by your parents. You use that line a lot. People didn't have the chances. Well, the niggins she mentioned in.

Cho. What? I look at a difference, so I'm not. Some of the kids really have, some of the of the adult are fucked up hand. Excuse me. That's true. When you catch cases, like aborted babies. Excuse me.

When you catch a case in the federal. You made it on earth, right? Excuse me. You had that uncomfortable talk. Hey, you had a chance, maybe. You may pass that talk? When you catch cases, I don't know if you know the PSI is? Yeah.

That's the air and the tire, right, when the little light come on. First grade. Yeah, if your hair is low. If your hair is low on the plate. A little screen come up. Listen, if you For the people at home that don't know You do a PSI, you tell them your background

If your mom smoked cracked If your dad beat your mom or whatever All of those things matter When the judge makes his decision Because that matters how you brought up Period. If people that have horrible backgrounds The judge sometimes is lenient

More lenient on you because of how you came up But we locking him up Because the odds are high That he's going to be a horrible future too Yeah, like you think you learn Not just a background. That's my only thing. Do I think that he learned from the situation?

Fuck, no. You want to have a real conversation? Please. Fuck. I'm fine. I wasn't trying to do that at all. No, go ahead. No, no, not for real.

I think that there's validity there. That, yo, if you have fucked up circumstances and upbringing, then you might have been at a disadvantage. Agreed. Cool. But once you get an opportunity in which to become a multimillionaire, it kind of goes out there. the window because why? Because most people

are committing crimes to get money. Yeah, once you got money you can buy new parents. Once you get money, no, once you get money like he can still do shows. You could trade your parents.

He could still have done stuff that make more money and generate more money than the average motherfucker out here. Right. So with that being said, yo, go get a bag for 20 grand over here for this show,

15 grand for this show, 12 grand for this show, whatever the case may be. But, we got it. Isaac Fig Newton. We got it. No, because Isaac Fig.

Because it's still your train of thought. You know what I mean? Especially when you talk about gang culture. Like, come to fuck on. Just because you get an opportunity to make a certain amount of money. If you've been raised to be a fucking gangbanger, meaning this family is not following the laws of Christ and Islam or religion. We follow laws of the fucking gangst of disciples.

That's what it is. It don't matter if you start making money or not. What? What you're playing that my sneakers for? Oh, the sneakers. Chats a marathon. James Hart. But look, look, look.

Big drill. Ice is a Crip Muslim too, but go ahead. Same push-I-Chi that seemingly was aware of his second chance. In FDO literally says, nigga, I can't fumble this shit. The whole world will be waiting on me. So I don't really give him that. It's like I know this is my second chance because of what I just came through. So because I know this, I got to make, niggas don't get a second chance.

How many people we know they don't get, they got fucked by the system. So he made it back out. He has his second chance. You have a career. You're here and you still threw it away behind dumb shit,

whether it be dumb niggins in your ear talking, whatever the case may be. I can't. It's just street culture. I think it's just street culture. And I feel like I've seen people go to jail, come home for jail, change your lives or whatever.

But I've seen people when they take that time to change the way they think. That's a whole other set of That's a nigga going to therapy Starting to read books Connecting with family They might have lost connection with Fonding their dads

They're real dad or their mom or whatever That's totally different from Just going to jail And being to the point where You don't commit crimes Or you don't commit the same kind of crimes To send you back to jail Your thought pattern

Which is really the root of all the bullshit That's the hardest part to change I was smacked the shit out of you When she finished talking about her question I'm just talking about I'm gonna smack the shit out of you If you finish this question I swear to God.

I swear to God. I'm just saying that. If you say anything, what you're finished. I haven't said nothing this whole fucking podcast, Parks. I know, I miss you. Eating chicken is good. And then I say something. It's like, oh, don't extraditional questions.

Keep her quiet. No, not keep her quiet. What's you trying to get your money's worth or not? No, no, no, no. He was talking to me. He's saying, like, we ended this topic. Don't carry on the topic. Cucci and Popeyes is enough therapy for me that I don't want to go back there.

Hey, I didn't get no pussy. Puppies taste good. That's it. I don't want to go back to jail. I told him. Niggas ain't, I'm telling you. Y'all telling me them niggas is getting a lot of quality pussy. I do not think so.

Joe, it's got to be quality. It's better than Zifi. A bitch giving me some head, pardon my French and my candidness, is better than sitting in a fucking cell with 2,200 other niggas. It don't got to be quality top tier. Nigger the fact that I could go get a steak or go get some Popeyes or smell some fresh air is better than sitting in a fucking cell with niggas.

Dude, you're going to get the, waking up what I feel like it. I can buy it that way. That's duh. Anybody would say that but you're talking about a motherfucker that when you engulfed in street culture when that's all the fuck you believe. I've been out the streets for almost 10 years.

I still have to fight with myself to make certain decisions. A motherfucker stole my car and I ain't want to call the police on a nigga. It's like you be, when that shit is engraved in you, it's automatic. Somebody do something to you, you're going to do something back. You're not going to the police. It's engraved to you. Somebody takes something for you. You're going to go take something from them. That's what I'm

talking about. I'm somebody that discovered the streets by myself. My father, the street person, my mother's not. You're talking about the motherfucker where both parents is in it? Yeah, I see where that might be hard to fucking think a different way. Especially you calling home from prison complaining about this shit in your pop saying, you know we gotta do son shit. You know what time

it is. Yeah, I feel for that nigga. Yes, I do that's the problem. That's his fucking dad. That's his fucking dad. I don't even have that. That's his dad. You know what else is stealing from people? I'm, listen, I'm telling y'all, and I feel like it's easy, it's easier for some of y'all to say

because you're not really engulfed. Niggins ain't none of you been in jail. What are we talking about? Like, it's the whole thing. You come up from, bro, motherfuckers call for jail get more respect where they from than they ever did. Just from doing a jail bid.

My first adele bid was a fat bid. Motherfuckers looked up to me for going to the fans and not to count it was a big deal. I don't like how y'all passed doing a little shit and you're going to stop doing shit by my back before I get mad. And then they're going to need.

know who really the tyrannical boss is when I get to put my hands on y'all. Stop playing with me. These niggas. Know who the felon is in here. I don't want to flip out. It's not. Yo, it's Mark.

It's Mark. It's that. Mark is not the felon. Y'all know that our girl is passionate about it. It's not her. It's not her. I don't fuck with them in a new. It's stupid.

And they have to talk. No, come back. Because I want to hear the. No, shut up. Shut up, Nick. Now, what? See, one and a half,

parent. Good, I just need a cigarette. Somehow imperfect. No, that would... Breaking news. Word. Breaking news. Yeah, the rush back.

Breaking news. Breaking news. Breaking news. Stop what you doing. If you're at your cubicle, stop what you're doing. If you're in your car, breaking new...

Pull over. If you're in your car, pull over. It has just been brought to our... attention that Mona and Mark got tattoos from the same tattoo artist. I could have told you that. I mean, it's a little random because it's not from Philly. What the fuck does that mean? Barks? Eight, eight perks, bro. What did that mean, Burks? You're both from Philly. Man, get the fuck. A guy. A little. A nigga ain't even in Philly, so shut down. That's what makes it funny. Yeah, it's random,

bad random. Woman to Delaware. In this, niggas, when I tell you, when I start of some of this nika Taylor's motherfucker NBA players yeah only the best of the best go to this nigga first of all anybody straight he is a homosexual he's gay as shit he's one of my gayest friends

over-dye pants haunted top gang why would you not tell a room full of immature men looking to rag on you at any cost that you had your tattoo work done by a homosexual tattoo artist in Philadelphia He's a skirt.

In a skirt. He's not in Philadelphia. He's not in Philly. Well, you travel. Yep, sure did. Wilmington, Delaware, shout out the Obie Jackson Push Tattoo. Yeah. He's a dope.

He did the ones of my dead father and... Bill Cosby won. All his portraits. He did all his portraits. He did all his portrait. And the one for my beloved blind mother. Were you awake? The whole time?

Pushed touch. Was he? Was he? Was he? Y'all are such false. Fucking dweaves, bro. That's true. Y'all are dweaves.

He's dope. He's great. And I don't care that my tattoo artist is queer. It didn't even cross my mind. It didn't even cross my mind to mention. Never even thought about it, did you? Because you're a fucking great man. I'm an adult.

That's why. A grown-ass man at that. Yeah. You wouldn't let a gay man do that to you? My tattoo phase is done. I was going to ask would you get more artwork. What do you mean that, big dog? Tattoo.

He tried. Yeah, I am. He tried it. You're done getting tattoos? Yeah, I'm done. Why? Mark, you're just here to set us up. Finish now.

You do got a lot of tattoos, but it's always room for more. No, I'm a nice little face test. Oh, shit. I've never looked at your arm before. Did you mention Bill Cosby in my arm? No, he, his tattoos from first mixtape, so some of that shit, like, just scribblest-scra. No, no, no, no, no, go right there. That's Paul Gasol.

This looks like a split between. Who is that, Joe? Maybe I just asked the question. Madonna or God. That's a lot. You said that's clue. New music one. This is the figure that me and my tattoo artist, Grin style, shout out to Grin.

Shout the Grin. What up, Grin. What up, Grin. What's our variation. Of a higher power. With a robe on and a gavel. It's more about the metaphor. Right.

The gavel for justice, the robe for, I like that. Why'd you make him white? Is that white? You kidding me? What is he? Puerto Rico? Mexican. That thing it looked like Christopher Columbus.

If he looked white, then he messed the tattoo up. It's not supposed to be white. That's why I didn't get colored in. Oh, he needed. He had the white color. You're saddie, too, Joe. You don't have no color on your body, though, right? That makes him my color, Dodo.

No, that's not how tattooed. Your hair ain't that long. Unfortunately. Your hair ain't flowing. Your hair ain't flowing. Your hair, too, don't even have tattoos. You got the head of Snoop God. This ain't nobody.

Snoop God. on your arms. You got Snoop Guy. Y'all don't have tattoos? Why not? No. Yeah, that's so weird. There was nothing I loved to put me all they life.

There was nothing I loved enough to put on me permanently. Would you get your kid on there? No. I love her, but not for that. That's not why I wouldn't get her. I love her. No, Judge, I'm just curious. No.

At this point, I'm just not, I don't have no tattoos. Gotcha. If I had had my kid much earlier, but not now. But not now. I'm not doing it. I made it this far. So why your white-haired don't got no tattoos, is?

I really ain't trusting nobody to tattoo me. You got an Asian barber to my own drug. I don't know, I'm going to wear a white Jesus on my arm at 45. That's not a joke. I thought I was getting black Jesus. He didn't get me white Jesus and I fell asleep. You know what I'm saying? You really got an Asian barber for?

real? Yeah. Knee out. Excuse me. No disrespect. No disrespect. You have a sleeve plant? Yeah.

What happened to that? To have a sleeve plane is crazy. What happened? He's had to do it. I'm getting a whole shit. And everything. Yeah. procrastinated.

It's dope. It's a big round globe. I don't trust nobody to, um. I don't trust nobody to. All right. One of us got to fight back this nigga. He's going too crazy in a row. You're just livin.

Fuck out of here. No. I really ain't trust. That's nobody to, you know what I'm saying? But then the tattoo artists do the shit that you have. Come see our guy. Who did that? A regular artist drew what I wanted, but she don't do tattoos.

Yo, ice, you his friend. Don't talk to him when we're trying to get him. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He talked to you about support. Like, he comes to you. We're trying to kill us. Talk to us. Ish, is.

So you plant out a whole sleeve, got an artist, bitch, to draw it, found a tattoo artist, and then was like, you know what? I ain't find the tattoo artist. So come to push. I'm cool. Wait, his spot is called push. Yes.

You ain't hear me say that too? I'm going to boldly missed that. Oh God, Mark got fucked. I'm telling you this thing with it. Again. It's free. No, no, no. Pay for it.

He expensive. If he did get him, that was worth it. If I got him off. I'm telling you all that thing is beast. I'm laughing, but he does do good work. No, yeah. If you pay more, you might have fucking Greg to have a valetianne on your arm.

Oh, shit. I know you're the fear of Justin Bainton, but damn! He said I got Owen Hart. I got Owen Hart. I thought it was a cherp. Oh, that is funny, my nigga. Oh, my God. Mark, you don't got no tattoos either, right?

I don't. I was scared needles. I didn't like needles. Okay, okay. Now, see, that makes sense. I get that. I just don't like how to, like, if it's not a religious thing, how to fuck people make it without no tattoos?

By the time I got over my needle for me? Strange. You mean they just got a mind of their own? You think white boys in Buffalo don't like needles. Bro. I was surprised he'll let him get that off.

He's coasting in here. I was going to say he just sniffing shit. Spoke and sniffing it, but no needles. That's always the rule. By 1718, I was completely tattooed. By the time I got over that phobia, I was too old. I feel like I'm too old now.

I'm not doing that shit in 35. That makes sense. About to get a tattoo for the first time. Let me text that to my mom. Okay, I know something. else is important. There's something of significance. Wait, actually, before we leave

the homosexual and the transgender topics, did you all see did y'all see Caitlin Jenner say that she was a hypocrite for accepting the Times Women of the Year award a couple of years ago? I did not. I didn't see that. Why did she say? For what reason?

Because it contradicted some of her beliefs, like when they got her to talking about women participating in, let me find a clip now. Yes, please. Because I don't make me, don't give me... What did you think of my saying? It was so wrong. Has she got to.

that award like that that fast. She also still dates women, so she probably got yelled at. She's trying to be a peaceful household. Oh, so Caitlin's a lesbian? Yes. Oh, okay. She also hurt that motherfucker ugly. What?

That motherfucker is not cute. I don't give a fuck. That shit ain't. It don't work for everybody. That's ugly. Ugly. It's going to fuck with none of y'all say, and I'm saying it. I wish I would cut that out.

That bitch ugly. I can say that. I mean, that's the thing about being a woman. We're judged constantly. Patriarchy makes even a trans woman kind of forget because she used to be a man. You get it? Sure.

Okay, because here I am fighting the battle to keep biological men out of women's sports. Okay, because it's not right. It just is not right. Well, who's that talking? And I want to protect her. Here I am fighting this battle, biological men out of women's sports.

But back when I came up, Now, what did I accept? Glamour's Woman of the Year Award. And I go, what a hypocrite. I'm still ex-Y. What a hypocrite I am. You know, trying to keep biological men at a women's fork. I'm a biological man, and they gave me

glamorous woman of the year award. Can I say something? The thing about Caitlin is... Is that voice? The voice is just as ugly as the face. That's what I wanted to say at first. I don't know Caitlin's voice. Definitely sound like an age.

HBO boxing commentator. She is not too on the motherfucker, Max. Oh my God. But no, what I was going to say was it's a joke because she has all these Republican conservative ass views, you know what I mean?

Titties. Yeah, you was fucking dressing. You was putting on leopard panties all that time. You was married to crystal, whatever. You finally go be yourself and you transition. But deep down, you are clansman. You know what I mean? So it's confusing. It's this internal battle all the time because, you know, what you

believe in your heart is not what you're doing. That's the truth. And a lot of trans people all across the world were like, what the fuck? This is a representation of trans. This bitch is rich as fuck. This bitch has no idea how it feels to transition when you're fucking poor, which is what most trans people go through. Trans people are killed like every five minutes

or some shit of trans person is murder. That bitch don't know anything about that. They have rich ass. Fuck that buggy. I don't fuck with it. I agree with just by everything you say. I'm okay with Caitlin being eligible for women or the year. I think trans women are women and should be eligible for awards.

I think people just have to make the decision about who they want to vote for. The women in sports thing is a complicated, messy conversation, I think, is it? I mean, I'm saying in terms of... Yeah, I think it is. I think it is. What do you think, parts? I don't think that there should be men and women's sports.

They should make a different section. Well, I think we all agree there shouldn't be men and women sports. The question is, should... The girls, the women's board should be able to Uber wherever they want. Can I please tell y'all one story? Please please too. When I was in federal prison, right? Oh, wait, okay.

No, no, shut up. When I was in federal prison, right? Some of the, some of the trees girls that I was in drugs, shut up, y'all. Oh, y'all. People, no, shut up. Trins. Joe, I'm telling you.

Move that mic. I'm telling you, nigga. I want to hear what you got to say. No, you don't, but you better pretend. Yes, I do. So this is what I'm saying. It costs money to transition, guys. Hit the 1.5.

It's trans people that prostitute themselves. They do sex work. Some people steal, some people scam. Which means that I was in federal prison with some women that did some strange things for some change so they could be able to afford this expensive fast transition. Okay?

The nuns came and played volleyball against the inmates. Okay, I was the nuns. The nuns. Came to play volleyball against the index. I'm serious. Six and arch. I am so serious. Six and arch.

I'm dead serious, okay? Who won? They were spiking. Listen. I swear to God I can leave. I'm gonna get in the fucking car and leave. They're sitting on my shit. Say something.

It's already funny. Nah, you ain't gonna leave. Yeah. Listen. Say word. Nah. Nah. I know they ain't gonna make you.

Nah, you ain't going to say word. Show them. Nah, show them, show them, show them, you would start your car and drive. Who's the score? Come on, Mona, tell us. Yeah, I do want to know who won the game. I gotta know who won the game.

Oh, yeah. Wait, who was playing the nuns and? Who? The trans people. This is so wrong. That's a wild setup. This fucking the nuns. No, listen, we had to play the nuns.

The nuns. were extremely skilled. They would usually... Were they trans guns? They would kick ass... No, the nuns. It would be us versus the nuns. And most of the time they won't because they really paid volleyball on a regular basis, right?

And they don't have sex. Listen, and they... Okay. This is what I'm saying. I'm the picture girl. One of my trans homie inmates, she joined a team that year or whatever. Over. She was in the front door.

Bro, I took the pictures. Dog, the velocity in this... bitched spikes like bro like she was fucking them nuns up like right at the net oh like we was I mean I am dead up when them pictures came out I was the picture girl you were the jail photographer I made a dollar I made a dollar 63 a hour I was that's one of highest paid jobs in jail and I took the pictures and I seen up close this trans girl fucking them nuns up like the spikes were very impressive. They couldn't handle them.

She won that game for us and we couldn't beat the nuns normally. I don't know the point of that story. Before we hear it. It was great. No, about playing in sports. I do understand the whole thing you don't want

because if you transition right and you still have the strip that you used to have is that fair? Like even if we're swimming, if we're doing a swimming match and I'm just through that war. You feel me? My arms longer, my reach longer. I'm a little stronger. Bitch you're going to win.

All right. Even if you transition. Speaking of transition. We can move up. Let me just say something about Caitlin. Sure, of course. Take it back away from this. Caitlin Jenner, to me, is problematic because she benefited, like, a lot of white women.

She benefited from a lot of the, like, white women benefited from civil rights more than a whole lot of black people did. There's a way that Caitlin got through the door, became woman of the year, got all these things. Now she wants to close the door behind her for all the other trans people. That's the only thing I don't like. You can have your, that's what I meant by women's sports a different matter. What I'm trying to say is she,

she has been, everything she's gotten as a trans woman has come from progressive politics and she's the most hardcore right-wing whatever that you can imagine. I just hate that contradiction. She has the right to do it. Sure. I just say,

it's what I don't like about Caitlin. As far as trans women in sports, I think there is a conversation to be had about that. There is a reason after, what, from like, the time we're born until maybe like what? Sixth grade. Is that when they start

splitting up track teams and teams and stuff like that by gender? There's a point where we've decided that boys and girls are sufficiently

biologically different. Yes. That we put them on different teams. No, no, no. I don't want us to come off as transphobic and I want to say this. I'm sorry if I did.

I'm sorry if I'm not transphobic. Trust me. None of us are transphobic. Cool. All I'm saying is that I think there is a legitimate despite all of our jokes up here, I think everybody up here is

cares about trans rights. I think the question just is how do you create a situation that's fair in sports while having a conversation about these differences? That's all. I think everybody up here cares about trans rights.

I think we do. I don't think anybody here doesn't want trans-folk that rights. I think the question just becomes about sports and I think it is a complicated conversation because there are women who are, quote-unquote biological women who have high testosterone levels.

I don't think they should play. So some of it isn't about whether you're trans or not. It's just about whether it's a fair competition. but Joe I sent you something unrelated to this Like I'm stronger than most bitches They shouldn't let me play

I'm whatever you sent It's about to get played Yeah I know Hey did y'all see You know Pete Hexeth right Oh my God yeah Yeah sort of like a complete idiot He's the Secretary of War

Unfortunately Which is crazy in and of itself So he was giving a speech where He was doing a prayer And he decided to Give a very what he thought was powerful famous prayer that was written by

here it is oh let's hear it is it is this embassar 2517 which I think is meant to reflect Ezekiel 2517

Ezekiel 2517 the path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the loss to the valley of government. The point is, he quoted Pulp Fiction. He quoted Pulp Fiction and was dead serious. Right. He literally was quoting Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction, thinking he was reading from or interpolating Ezekiel 2517. This is where we are as a country.

This is why they laugh at us everywhere else, bro. We are the laughing stock of, you know, I want to shoot this one with Mark. I want the one off with Mark Enough is enough Mark I don't ever want to hear What Peter Guttonsberg

It's saying About anything Ever You know why you should I'm gonna tell you why On a Saturday You know I'm gonna tell you why Because I don't

I want people to be so outraged That in six months or three months Or five months Whatever November is I'm not good with math They actually vote I need the people to remember How fucked up we are

Because if we pretend we're not fucked up to November, then people will think we don't have nothing to worry about. I need people to know the world is on fire and we need to do something. Please go out and vote when it's time so these righteous, poor righteous Philly teachers could shut the fuck up. And if you're not going to vote,

don't get on your platform and tell other people not to vote. Just keep that shit to yourself. Exactly. Y'all, please go out there, please, so they can chill. He called us poor righteous teachers. Rock this funky child. God damn.

Stupid. So old. Okay, we have Diane. Anna Rusini has resigned from the athletic after her cheating scandal with Mike Vrable. The athletic said this can go one or two ways. We'll allow you to resign or we're going to fire you. You can pick one. And she put out her resignation letter that says,

Dear Stephen, please accept this letter is my resignation from the athletic effective immediately. I've come to this decision with deep sadness, but with clarity about what is right for me, my family, and the work I've spent my career building. You and I have already publicly addressed the recent attacks against me, and I have nothing to add publicly to what we have said. I've covered the NFL with professionalism and dedication throughout my career, and I stand behind every story I've ever published. When the page six item first appeared,

the athletic supported me unequivocally expressed confidence in my work and pride in my journalism. For that I'm grateful. In the days to follow— No, that's me about to be silly. Let me just read it. In the days that followed, Unfortunately, commentators in various media have engaged in self-feeding speculation that is simply unmoored from the facts.

Moreover, this media frenzy is hurting. My eyes are getting bad. This media frenzy is hurtling forward without regard for the review process the athletic is trying to complete. It continues to escalate, fueled by repeated leaks. and I have no interest in submitting to a public inquiry that has already caused far more damage than I'm willing to accept. She goes on, but I think that's enough.

It's unfortunate. It's unfortunate. I'm sure she'll land somewhere. Let me ask, do you think them terminating her is justifiable? They didn't terminate her. You said they gave her an option. I mean, but they didn't terminate it. Do you think the forceful resignation is justified?

I don't. Yeah. Yes. I do not. Yes. They weren't caught kissing or they were simply at a hotel, which you can make any inference you want, but it's not damning, in my opinion. Well, it's not making an inference. They have wording in her contract specifically that said, if you do X, Y, Z, you're out of here.

Anything that we deem to be unfit or not in morality clause. Alliance with. Everything in there. Yeah. It was all in there. So it was in there. I would have to see the, I mean, I don't have to, but to change my stance, I would have to see this specific wording where she, because morality becomes subjective at that point. Extremely.

Yeah. Y'all didn't define the quote. No, I'm just saying, if y'all. Because it's plain as day once you read the quote. They'll put something in there in a contract saying like if you do anything, in this case, you know, the cheating part will be the morality part. If you do anything that causes some level of negative attention that brings back on us, we can let you go. And that's most companies going to do that.

You can't fuck the coaches and the players when we're trying to interview them and build a sports company. Well, at least and not have people find out about it. But they were. We don't know that they're fucking. Maybe they were. Maybe they were. Well, they did an investigation and this resignation was put in before the investigation was even finished. So, I mean, I don't think the lie was very good.

she was on a girl's trip. Right. The first thing they probably asked are, give me the other girls. Give me the other girls. You failed to do that. They got emails galore. They got texts out the wazoo.

They got it. They got you. They got what they needed. Sometimes we got you. And it's still letting you save face in, yeah. You know, we're going to let you resign instead of just give you the action.

Here's what I don't get. The contract was up in June anyway. June 30th, I believe. They could just let it run out. Why? Why not? You got to justify what happens why we don't re-sign. Yeah, I'm not saying they should have let it run.

I'm just saying this is another piece to this. We should think about why they did this, right? Because it's not, if she had a three-year contract, I could say saying, we can't deal with this, right? They could have just let this run out quietly, let her play out the string. Because remember, she put out a statement afterward that it seemed like the athletic supported, right? In fact, yeah, the athletic gave this statement, the executive director,

Stephen Ginsburg. He said, these photos are misleading. and lack essential context. These were public interactions in front of many people. Diana is a premier journalist covering the NFL and we're proud to have her at the athletic. They could have just stood on that and just disappeared and never used her again for these three months.

They do that all the time with people. Or they could have got more information and knew more information was going to potentially come out. I'm sure they knew the information even when they made the statement. I don't think they believed it. I'm just trying to think through why a company would choose that route versus the route. It's not just a company.

It's a sports. company and the draft is next month. But next week. I'm sorry, not next month. Next week. That's kind of important. No, no, no. I'm with you. Very important. I'm saying because they already done fuck with like the credibility because the word is that

all the AJ Brown scoops that she was the main one reporting on and the team that was going to land and would be the Patriots. It was just a lot of, now you fucking with the integrity of the company. I'm thinking as a cut, that's what kind of puts this to you, but I don't know, really like

if I'm a company, do I come off better standing on my square and saying she did nothing wrong and just letting it quietly play out? Or does forcing the resignation concede that something wrong and then hurt the integrity? I'm going with the latter. Okay, because I'm worried that that makes your company worse by basically fire.

Now when you're dead to rights. And I think this, in this situation, I think she's going to right. I think, yeah, they might know, but there's also, oh shit, more information is either on the verge of coming out or could be coming out. So let's get in front of this. And we're going to address it with her by, you resign.

So we're allowing you to say things. We do you a favor. Got you. So you can go. And I'm saying the company is saying we'll let you go because we know it's more information. If we keep you on here now, we're going to have to fire you. And the company might have been, the company might have been aware this whole time and was holding you down because you're so great at your job.

But once the cat is out the bag, now everybody got to respond. Yeah. And we got to respond quickly. Do you see the girl that allegedly ratted her out also got fired? No. Chrissy Freud worked for, I believe, I want to say USA today. Let me double check.

She allegedly was the one that broke the story. We talked about before how they were shopping it around to a bunch of people. She was the one that broke it. And when Diana tweeted her resignation letter, she said, I'm sure you were told to submit this or you'd get fired. This is via TMZ. I'm sure you were told to submit this or you'd get fired instead. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

We know who you really are and what you've been up to for years. it does so much to detriment to the women in sports, blah, blah, blah, and then she got fired. See, I don't like that because now you're making it harder for yourself going forward. Shorty, that outed.

Yeah, that outed. I'm cool. What's the outing? Okay, whatever. Now they're firing her. You're still poking at her. Now you got fired. Other motherfuckers might not want to touch you. And my understanding of that tweet

was that she wasn't the one that broke the story, but she was just tweeting about the story. Even if that, I see the company saying, Yo, you, we're trying to put this shit to bed and make it quiet. You still putting the company. And here you go. You out here jumping to it.

Now you even commenting on this is another story running a news cycle. You got to get out of here too. We're trying to silence this shit. And like you said, the draft is next week. Correct me if I'm wrong. It's some honor amongst journalists, right? Yeah. Yeah, like they stick together like a crew.

Clearly not. This is not honorable to you? Yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah, they usually do it. And part of it, honestly, is because everybody got dirt. That part. Like, some blood in blood out shit.

Like, I don't, you know, you do that to me. You don't know what's going to happen to me. Yeah. Man, the fuck, let's go. Free Puff, by the way. They try to hang my dog on some bullshit. Just because the niggins like to get nasty. They try to hit him with your book of words.

Yeah. Now, I talk about, baby, relax. Thank you, baby. too, by the way. Yo, y'all didn't think that, I know the podcast, y'all didn't think I would let the podcast end without bringing out of TED. I was shocked that we had got this far without bringing Jail out, like Tronica up saying free puff to my, uh.

Oh, is that what he said? Yes. Oh, I'm pretty sure you said free stuff. Like he was advertising on. Oh, let me play it again for you. Oh, no, that sounds like free puck. I thought somebody had a joint. He's like, free puff?

Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah, he's handed out joints. Yeah. His hands in his pocket. Who's his dog? They tried to hang. He had a dog. He likes to get nasty.

He does. He does. He does. He tried to get nasty. Because he tried to get nasty. Yeah, someone tried to do some animal abuse. Can we hear from the... Yeah, let's hear it.

Electroites? Whatever the name of it. Quite frankly, I think it's a yeah. Yeah, you can't... This podcast has a chokehold all the time, man. How do you know that is? That's facts. That's facts.

Oh, no, that's true. You know how easy it is to overdub something when someone's holding the mic like this? You can make it but say whatever. You can't read the lips. So y'all going to ride to the shit. Y'all, y'all, y'all. Y'all on the bullshit, you're playing.

Y'all the band just playing on that shit. No, this is the thing. All jokes aside, I see it a little different than J-Lek, but it's not that different than what people have here said. I don't think he's defending

the awful shit Puff did. I think he's saying, like he said, they're trying to hang my dog on some bullshit. I think he's saying the shit that he actually did the time for. It's no different the way it's said. The shit that he actually got time for,

no, and I agree. I agreed with this. Pass that by. Shady shit. No, no, no. It's a dangerous game. I agreed with this one. Remember, I said I think Puff did awful shit.

But he got like the world's longest sentence for something that most people don't get, often get parole for. I think that's what J.Electronic is talking about. I think the problem is I said a couple weeks ago is when you save the small part and don't give the full context, you can walk away looking like you're just defending Puff. Well, when J.L.X says, because that entire quote, when he says, free my dog Puff, They tried to hang my dog just because he entered some nasty shit. It sounds like I am defending puff. Yeah, and I'm saying I think that if he had just said free puff or, you know,

the sentence wasn't justified, something like that. That's what he's saying. That's not what he's saying. He's saying the sentence was not justified. They're trying to hang my dog because he has some freaky shit. Every time I just want to laugh at somebody, we end up unpacking it. Yeah, I ain't got to unpack it.

I just wanted to laugh at them, y'all. They want to tell the truth. Yeah, I don't, I don't care. You have beat these niggas in the pod submission. So now every motherfucker topic, they break it down because they're afraid. I think my head is harder than him. And they're hungry, and it's a chef in here that made oxtails, macaroni and rice and peas, and they can smell it.

Wait, but, no, no, no. But Edith's not here. Oxtail. So I don't know. I can't, I can validate the quality of this food. That's keto by itself. That's like, uh. So the tails ain't plural?

No. Oxtail. It's plural. Really? Yes. Yes. One tail. I can't wait to tear them ox tail.

You have multiple tails. You don't have multiple tails. You have one tail. A lot of meat of that tail. Say thank you. It's just ox tail. Prodigitist one. No, you got to check.

You got hit gawk. He hit Grog. I'm not mad. He don't believe. I'm not mad. I wouldn't. I would just take a Joe button grammar correction on face value. Yeah, that's fair.

I'm not mad. Joe's very nice with his words. There's three cameras on the back of that galaxy. The plural of Oxtel is generally Oxtel with an S in standard English, particularly when referring to multiple distinct pieces of meat. This is why you should trust me and not that. That's Grock. I know.

Isn't that, E. Trust me and not that. Insta. Insta. Searches are very reliable. So is Joe Button when it comes to grammar. I don't know who to choose. That's a toss-up.

I'm torn. That's a toss-up, quite frankly. Assholes. Have it. I don't care. Do what you want. Did y'all hear about the jury found Live Nation and Ticketmaster did operate as a monopoly? I did.

Then I read the article and it says that they ripped off everybody for $1.50. I was like, I don't think that that's accurate. Yeah, I don't think that that part is accurate at all. And there's another hearing to determine because the states are pushing to have them broken up. Yeah. So there's another hearing that's going to decide the actual. repercussion for it. Like they just say yes.

We looked at everything, y'all are a monopoly. Y'all operating illegally. So the next hearing is to say, now what are we doing about this? I thought they paid niggers off to get from under this. They settled. But if they settled, then how are they,

what's going on? I think there was two different cases. I think there's a bunch of different cases. Yeah, well, yeah. Because I think it's like 39 states or something. Well, I hope they resolve them after the Jay-Z concert at Yankee Stadium. I hope they'd get rid of the

bots. That's a bigger issue to me. Yeah. Their little service charge. I'm going to keep it up with you. Outside of the, this might be a take that most people won't agree with, outside of the upcharging and the box and shit, to me, they ain't really do nothing wrong. I think they saw an opportunity and saw a void that wasn't being filled and they filled it. Like, when you start looking at, what's the motherfuckers that just was on trial?

Like CVS owns this and owns this and owns this and owns this. And they just basically refer everybody in a circle. That's some bullshit. Because you are... I'm sorry, they're finish. But there are other services that compete with Ticketmaster. I think Live Nation owning all of the venues was just smart business in my opinion.

So I don't know. Fix the odds. But the other avenues that compete with Ticketmaster are second-hand markets. So you're still buying the tickets through Ticketmaster and now reselling them through the second-hand markets. What they're trying to do is a seat geek or Stubhubhub will now be able to sell you the tickets firsthand as well.

You as the venue or as the artist could say, I want to sell my tickets through Stubhub. I don't want to go through Ticketmaster. I want to sell my tickets to Cique geek. I don't want to go through Ticketmaster. So right now you've got to go through Ticketmaster. And they own the venue, and they own the parking lot,

and they own the merch. And they should be taking, somebody should look into that after the JZ concert at Yankee Stadium. I would like to go to the country. not spend $10,000 like I was looking at too. And the usher Chris Brown joiners. A few shows.

Come on me. And J. Electronica. Yeah, we're. Can't wait for him to get to the city. Oh my God. I am dying. That would be a live nation booking anyway. That would be your nigga tattoo.

Booking him. No, it wouldn't. Yeah, no. Just for clarity, the thing we saw last month was a suit that was settled with the Department of Justice. But because the number was so low, the states, the 33 states that were sewer rock nations decided to keep moving with this trial because they felt like the DOJ

didn't do shit. It felt like $280 million was a slap on the wrist, so now they're making them pay up what they really owe. They want to break them up. That's what the goal is. The goal is to break this shit up. They're going to have to operate as separate entities. You can't own the venues and own the ticket sales service. That's the only way it won't be a monopoly.

Exactly. That's the whole thing. A monopoly isn't fair. It's no opinion on a monopoly. A monopoly isn't fair and we have to keep shit fair so it could be fair. if not everything will be a fuck monopoly and nobody would have a chance to do anything. That's why we have antitrust loss. Boom, pretty much. Not to they typically enforce them.

We did that. We did that. We did that. We did today, y'all. Man, what a day. Oh, my God. We are such a good podcast. Such an organized podcast.

No, we have a few topics that we need to get to that we couldn't because Mark wanted to talk about Peter Budenheiser or some shit. So now y'all want to rush out of here. Fuck y'all. Great. Because we got music. We got music to get to. Yeah. Let's see.

Aish, you want to go ahead with this boss man shit? Yeah, man. I was actually really shocked. Boss Man Delo put a new project out. It's called Chicken Talking Bastard. I'm sorry, what's it called? It's called Chicken Talking Bastard. I like the title.

I love the title. Chicken talking is money. Talking that chicken. Gotcha. Chicken talking bastard. Yeah, and he's literally talking that shit. Me and Mona were talking earlier because she's like, yo, he kind of make the same song over and over.

No, he says the same thing over and over. But I don't know how else to explain it. Yeah. But the shit beat, it works. His first project was the same fucking song four times on that album, and they all. Them shit's go. Like, I don't know what it is.

It's fett and all in it. He just, he talks a level of money talk. Chicken talking. Chicken talking. I wanted to hate it so bad, but you cannot. You can't. It's weird. I played it.

I had no expectations. I saw 20-something songs. I was like, oh, hell no. Then it said 40 minutes or 48 minutes. I was like, well, they're short then. Okay. In and out. But them shit's go.

So if you're into that money-talk shit, you'll fuck with it. I'm going to listen to it. Is there any track on that I should listen out for? Is it anything about, like, black rights or anything? If it was there, I skipped those. I don't want to hear my black rights. That might be naked husband. I don't want to hear my black rights talk from Boss Mandilo.

I would say how I'm living is dope. Motion party is going crazy out here. Gas money, it ain't easy. Okay. Any of those. Gas money ain't easy. My gas money ain't easy. The motion party is literally like buzzing everywhere.

Motion party, you hear, you open any these little IGs and TikToks and shit. And that's what you're going to hear. Yeah. That's how I want to consume my music. No, I don't consume my music. I want to consume my shit in my car. IGs and TikTok. Doing a hundred miles per hour.

We got a hundred? Yeah. Do you drive fast like that? Yeah, I drive fast. Me too. I got places to be. Okay. What else came out of music?

We got the young OG with the giant Missy. Missy and Kalani got this new track out. I haven't had a chance to hear it. Records called Back and Fourth. Kalani featuring Missy Elliott. Let's go. New Kilani. Let's go.

When I say, New Kilani, you know it's some hot shit. Let me say what I'm going to say. Let me stay on the top. Growing woman, I do what I want to do. Why are you tripping when I come right home to you? Why are you so quiet? And see like sirens. It looks good care when tonight might get by.

When they're thick too far, you always get too far. Back and forth by Kaylani, featuring Missy Elliott. Kaylani's album is scheduled to drop soon. I love with that one, but it's not a love. It's not mad. I'm not mad at it. I like it. I like the track.

I like the track. I like the track. I can hear that at the little day party. Yeah. It feels good. Yeah. It's a nice summer here. I'm not,

I'm not entirely mad at it. I'm not loving it. Yeah, I don't love it. Especially after folded. That's hard to follow up, though. That's all about to say. Do y'all think the folded barge is too high? That's a hard bar.

That's a hard bar. Yeah, I think it should be easy to follow up. She. Yeah, you don't have to hit that bar. I think the bigger your first hit, then we're more open to your second hit. your lake to me, like label-driven.

That's what it sounds like. Let me just put the hot R&B girl with the legend hitmaker and whatever I get out the oven should be digestible. You think Missy played a real part in a Korean and that song? Yes.

Yeah. I don't. You don't sound like her. I think that she got a feature. Did the feature. He jumped on there. Did a little one. Missy's way too brilliant.

Yeah. That's exactly right. Respectfully. We don't have credits on this. We do. We do? Yeah. She didn't produce it.

Did she write it? Of course, she wrote a rap. She's going to be on there for the writing. Did she write any more than her? They don't tell you that at any credit ever. How much? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if you could get just Missy to feature today without her putting her pin on the R&B side. I don't know. I think you could. I don't think she's getting out of bed. Me too.

Just feature check? No. Versus writing this check? No. Well, again, she's going to get a song. She got a writing credit. She's going to get a writing credit. Writing your verse and writing the song, the premier artists, the feature artists.

Especially coming off of the Kalantia. I don't see Missy just popping up as like an item here. But I mean, this track is supposed to be a not. It's supposed to feel like Alia. So I get why you're Missy on the track just for nostalgia purposes. Why is it supposed to feel like Alia? Because it's called back and four? No, the whole song is.

Pop, I guess. You guess you sort of good. The track, it ain't the music. It ain't, no. That's literally the purpose of the song is to be a nod to Alia. But where are you getting that from? From Missy and Kalani, who said this is a, this is a. Oh, no, so you believe that shit.

I mean, it feels like an elite. No, I don't. It feels like it's, it feels like it's a tempted. Yeah. I think that's what it sounds for me leg. I think it literally sounds like a throw. It's a throwback song. They're trying to make a throwback song.

There's 12 song writers on the song, by the way. I didn't, I didn't hear that. All right. I didn't hear that. Shout out trying to go for Alia. The only thing about Ali, Ali about it is the back and forth part. Other than that, it doesn't sound like it.

The name of the song. Play it again. Play a little bit, just a little bit. The beat, I can see how you would be like this sort of inspired by that bops sort of. Yeah. I don't think it's all the way there, but I'm just saying that was the point. That's weird. Let's go.

I'm going to need you to cool down to me. Check your and suck your legs. So you get like in a bomb. I can't even at the door of a home. New shit. I think I see you new now. Some of me, all your pride and jealousy. That's going to make me.

I can't even hear it. I'm going to hear the background, vocal, and the, I'll give you that. The drum program to me is an attempt at trying to capture that bop. I don't think they'd nailed it. I think it's an updated version, but I could see why you would use that as a reference. A reference for the inspiration, even if it's maybe exaggerated. And Beakley, I don't think that it matters how I feel about this song. I think Kaylani's album's out of here.

Oh, yeah. I don't think she even needed to put out of the second record. She's out of here. Yeah, for sure. Certainly so. Can I play you guys some new RJ the Weirdo? I'm not familiar, but sure. Feature in Todd Dollar Sign.

And this whole project, yo, if y'all fuck with me out there, you know, y'all know my softer side of thug R&B tracks for the West Side Highway on the late night. This whole project is absolutely fire. I see you working on. Accountability looks so good on you. At least you're working on.

And you ain't blaming me like you're the perfect one. Perfect one that's changing. Because I don't know if I got that much pay. Look at how many times I let you make it When I know I'm not the only one that's crazy You got me plugged up This giving training I see right through your manipulation

I promise I'm not the one to play with And the only way I'm staying I see you working on Accountability She looks so good on you At least you're working on You ain't blaming me like you the perfect one Perfect one

Like you I'm not a daddy Mm hmm Perfect one They're gonna keep on talking down on this if you play them I treat you like your average No I don't That is called

That is called That is called track three New R.J. The Weirdo Featuring Tide Dollar Sign This album is called At least she's beautiful At least It's fire It's fire and all the fire tracks

They have no name It's track five Track three Really? Yeah Yeah no, it's heat It's heat on here Hold up, hold up real quick. Let me see if I could.

There go track file. Let me see. Check your man out, though, man. Dear Lord, please forgive us for all the sins we brought upon us. And look down. It's track five, track five. We try, Lord. You've been on my mind.

Oh, I'm going to say my grace tonight. They have you not right I like what I like They have song titles now You probably got a real one at least She's beautiful Yeah These all have song titles

What's track for high call? Catch a Body Catch a body All one word I don't know what version in my phone You got the demos This is your body. Don't make me have to spend again for you.

This is fire, man. Like to God. I hate to have to send a person you know. Oh, he's cooking now. All right. Listen, man, RJ the Weirdo. Sounds dope. Whatever that track is called.

What number was that? Five. Five. Oh, catch your body. Okay. Catch your body. Catch your body. I must got the demoitis version of some shit.

Anyway. Sounds good. Shout to RJ, Weirdo. That project is. It's heat on there. It's heat on there. All right.

See, I've zapped the life out of my crew. Should have played some R&B earlier, I think. I potted them into submission. It seems like, look at my crew now. Come on, what Peter Buttweiser said, man. What Peter Buttonhouser said. We don't have anything else that we need to get to, right? No.

I just looked up some shit on a Rusini check. They said all of the pictures came from a PI. said that her husband hired. Yeah. And so he might have been the one of, you know what I mean, giving the articles or leaking the information to Shorty. Maybe. Yeah.

Got you, bitch. Listen, you wasn't creeping the best if your husband is putting the PI on you while you at the Red Rocks. Like, they honor you, if they on you, you weren't doing the best job of it. All right, I don't have anything else I need to get to. Y'all don't seem like y'all are able to give good advice to this part of the show person. I'm gonna do it anyway. I'll try to give some advice.

We might have it. Oh, Malcolm Sex at Gmail or some shit. All right. I have a shit and took off. I have a crazy ex. Say it bro. Yeah, word, joint club. Get to the back of the line.

She stalks my current girlfriend's IG page daily. Wow. She throws subliminal shots all day, every day, making it seem like we're in contact. It's been years since we spoke. I left the relationship after being cheated on. She's seen the great. dress wasn't greener on the other side with Duke and now is determined to mess up our happy home

with some delusional idea that if my girl breaks up with me, I will run back to her. She sees how happy I am and I know it's killing her inside, but she has to let go. Now, I have switched my phone four times over. None of my friend group is in contact with her, yet she still tries so hard to make my girl assume that we're in contact some type of way, y'all. I have no social media at all. I work hard all day and come home to my family. What can I do, fellas, to make this behavior of her stop for good to maintain a peaceful home? Lock her up?

Nothing. There's nothing. Ignore, ignore, ignore. Your girl's IG should be private. If she knows that Shorty keeps stalking her shit, it should be private. And then secondly, and this is where, how would your girl know that Shorty keep posting sublimat? of new shit if your girl not checking her shit too. Facts.

Right. Yeah, that's a good point. Unless she's leaving it on her girl's page, when she said it didn't block it. Yeah, block her. Like yo, you still have to entertain it to see what she's doing. You gotta entertain it. No, you don't.

No, I'm saying, I'm agreeing with you. Because what I said, even if she's leaving, even if she's leaving comments, if you go press it and look at what she's putting, you're entertaining it. Yeah. I got nothing for him. I got nothing for him.

It's tough. It's tough position to be. being. Yeah, you just got to ignore. Wait for the stop. And if it goes up a notch, you got to report it. It's horrible. Call the police, nigger.

Yeah. Call the cops, rat. Sometimes you get a rat. What else you're going to do? Sometimes you got a rat. Bitch-ass, nigga, you're scared. Call the police, boy. You know what I would have did.

We did it. There you have it. Great advice. That do be some bullshit when the fucking you cheat. on your girl and then your girl get to talk to the girl you cheat with and the person you cheated we get to lying about the shit you all did together

now you got to make your girl believe that the cheater's lying. I can't relate. It gets comfortable to. Me either. Me either, Mark. Yo, dumb calls, you talk to that other bitch, boy, that'll humble you. Who?

Shit. God. God. Damn. I had a nigga get to give me a bitch she gave back before. Man. Good day.

you guys. Hopefully you've enjoyed this broadcast as much as we've enjoyed delivering it to you. Such a lively bunch we have. They're so awake. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time. We bid you ado, farewell, adios, cerebroderchy, aste, ala, visita, arvo, so long goodbye or a simple head novel suffice. Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's make this one last. I can smell ox tail, tails, whatever they are from the kitchen. We got to end this thing, man. It's time to go eat.

Insecure, the stagnant women want to travel. And the close-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab a talent, all you might need it. Rest and peace to my girl, Ashley Robinson. We love you. We miss you dearly. What y'all on this weekend? Anything, anything, anything, anything?

Hey. DJ to 420 party upstate. Hey. Happy 40 to those to celebrate. Oh yeah. 420. It'll be 420 before we're back.

Awesome. Awesome. Turn up. Down south. Down south, Virginia. More podcasts. For 420? That's my mother birthday.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday mama is. Happy birthday mama is. Mark, what you want? What you want, it? Mark? I just got a bunch of kids shit. Birthday parties, karate,

swimming, boxing, all that shit. Benadry. Got it. Got it. All right, y'all. Y'all hold it down. She put flyers all over the place. The world don't know.

I'm getting ready for my two shows at the Landa Comedy Theater. And I'm also being honored on Monday in Philadelphia by the homosexuals because they love me. I'm an advocate. I'm mad that I didn't get a flyer over here. You put them everywhere. It's probably in your book bag, nigga. I tucked them everywhere. I'll be at the Nick game tonight.

Go Knicks, go Knicks, go Nick's, go Nick. Recent tank and all of them concert in Long Island also tapping in the night. You allowed there? Huh? You out there? I'm going on the game. It's at 6. That concerts at 8.

Damn, I'm going to miss it. Can't do both. Can't be in two places at once, man. Don't you dare? Until next time, y'all have a good weekend. Hold it down. Stay safe. Stay love and be married.

Nippy. You ain't nobody better, man. Jesus loves you. I miss you, Nippie. Black Jesus, white Jesus. Or Joe Jesus. Flur. and the Joe Jesus, until next time y'all, peace and love.