The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 931 | "Spaceballs With The Side Piece"

Episode Date: May 23, 2026

Marc and Mona are back on set, and the room begins by recapping Joe and Ian's experience at Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals (23:11) before reacting to news that Hooters is rebranding (38:32). Later, a Japanese company is suing Saweetie for breach of contract (49:01), a judge ordered Floyd Mayweather to pay $1M in child support to a dancer at his club after refusing a paternity test (59:21), and 'The Crash' on Netflix (1:07:52). The crew also discusses Matthew Perry's mother accusing his former assistant of aiding in his death (1:19:40), the latest in new music (1:31:07), K. Michelle saying that she lets her man sleep with other women so long as he doesn't pay their bills (1:40:29), Max B dissing Big Daddy Kane (2:17:52), the BET Awards nominations (2:27:26), Chelsea Handler on the Kevin Hart roast (2:55:02), Jeff Bezos' comments about taxes (3:10:54), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden 

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Enjoy the show. It's definitely not. Absolutely not. The pay for J.B.P. is property, as in state property. Oh, shit. Woo. I would have just said Philly, but it's definitely not a... You know how over time.

Of course. You got it. It's really not a Philly Pah. Listen, I'm glad you're back, so you're right with whatever you say to me. I miss y'all so much. We got three out of six. That's close to a Philly pod. No, we, this is a Philadelphia and Pied.

Where do you get three out of six? You. I ain't from Philly? Oh, shit. It's free. Oh, thank you. What is y'all talking about? You cut a Philly and Jason.

No, I'm not. Wow. You were in Pennsylvania. You root for the Sixers. I live in. Lancaster, that is not Philly. He's Philly. He's thinking home Allentown.

I think so, yes. Every drug that I know live in Allotown. Shout to Allentown. Shout to Allentown. And freeze. In Harrisburg. In Harrisburg. They be out there in Harrisburg.

And York. See, look, you know the names in the town. Exactly. Yo, the York was crazy. The New York mentioned was like you all, you only in Philadelphia was in York. I didn't know you was one of us, boy. I didn't know you had a Sixers. Oh my.

I'm also still. All the time. And you got the Muslim nigger beer. And he got the beer. And he got the steelers. That's another P.A. That ain't got nothing to do with Philly. No, he's P.A.

Close enough. Close enough. Shit on the other side of all. He said close enough. All these niggas fell geom. This is part. Geography. Geography.

Look at the geometry. My nigga. My neighbor, appreciate you. Oh, man. How y'all doing? I feel. I'm so happy. The band is back together.

Welcome. Welcome back, Moon. The band is back in town. Yeah, it's the Philly part of it. this part to just fucking disappear, go away, go watch their daughters graduate. How dare. The fuck out of the house. The nerve.

Go to orphanages and feed the kids. Shout to the graduates out there. Indeed. Indeed. Real big deal. Congratulations. Maybe graduate next month. Shout out to the parents.

I think I'll pay that tuition on. Nica. I feel like I got a raise. That's great. More monthly money? Yeah. Yeah. That's real.

That's crazy. That's crazy. Congratulations, man. That's how I felt when the baby girl got out of that daycare. Yep. Yep. There's so many pictures of people graduating with their diplomas and their degrees and shit. Yeah.

It's so funny how black people we're going to do is take a picture when we graduate some shit. If we graduate most of us. Oh, my God. If one thing a nigga going to do, we're going to take a picture. You see my picture? You know, I didn't know what he was going to let the people know because you know that child prodigy shit that threw them off. Like the real dumb smarts is here.

So fucking happy about that. Dr. Rice. Dr. Ice. Dr. She hasn't spoken to me. Dr. Freeze. I'm so proud to even know a doctor. Yeah, you might be the only podcast that she ain't spoke to recently.

Man. This thing is so petty, bro. He loves me, though. That's, I look at it. When he acts like controlling tyrannical, I look at it like. That's how he loves you. Yes. It's true.

It's a great message for the ladies. Word. Word. He only loves you. It's a bit. You're gonna. And pay you. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. If he tracked you. That's funny, yeah. No, what pot you did? Mark, that's the shit. See? I bet you wanted to talk about it.

No, you don't want to talk about it. You're trying to get in trouble, Mark. Like, that's the shit. Like, bro, I just had a meeting with this there. Just came to the back and said, look, bro, you went, then we got to tighten up and like... Oh, I'm a bad. You fool of me? Yeah.

But no, we had to come up with a pod. That's that feeling a pod. Don't Call Me White Girl show. Great show. Nice. Yeah, a couple of good guys, the Big Bang came through. D'O.

Dominique, free Dominique. Ooh, free Dominique. Free Dominique. Look at God. That's so petty. Free Dominique. Dominique Morgan came through. But yeah, we had fun.

They came through your pod, then they got locked up. All right, we got a good time today. We're going to have a good time today. God damn, and I'll tell you that much. Good time in his house. Yeah, because now that's the thing about this crew. This crew will throw some mad questions out there.

What? We have a good time. They don't goddellee yes sir Hey school teachers Go ahead and wrap the schoolie up now We don't care nothing about no spirit weed Don't come email and me talking about Dave to bring a yellow shirt

That sure was funny They need to participate If it requires me spending Any more money That's it's a dog Don't email me talking about I was late I know they late I bought them in school late

I was sleepy I'm tired I don't check out Don't send me no QR code The scans QRL did they pass That's all we care about right now Anything else I don't care I'm not spending a nand other dollar

Then wrap it up Ha You still reaching out Talking to me that nothing Amen Citation Check one so one said Y'all could be here with us to day

Oh big jersey Whole New York City With up though 40 and up You're back I was killing downtown I went into a store Mona Lisa

Yeah I mean it's Memorial Damn Everybody at the car wash moving around and all that. Everybody at the airport on vacation. I can't have a mouth full of gold. I had to find that funny so I said, no challenge.

Shut out to that playing in LaGuardia that fell in the manhole, boy. No, no, no, no. Just the one. I just felt for those people. Got you. Shut out to London, Germany, wherever the Slinkwrick is from. Stop, click, right, man. The Bronx, the hallway.

I want more golden Mona's a virgin Yeah right girl Yeah right Mona She's what she's trying to tell me she's a virgin With a yay bike yeah I said it don't matter See you're not thinking

Let me's go spell it out now All right Impress Courageous So careless Ganges which I got Which I wear every day Yeah

That's not right that I recite Tonight like What's a crime What's about that Travel my friend came in He said Hey Rick don't you know playing with your snakes is a sin He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right up the story, said.

I don't want to see you playing with his bloodlines no more. Now, come on. We have a party to attend with some mature women and some more of our friends. He had a lot of care of you ready. I'm going to sing a song. Hey go. He's going to see me walkie from this street. Come on now.

And I start to cry. Come on now. 40 and up out there, 50 and up out there. Come on now. Now for the kids. Sorry, Max. That's all right. Tough week to be Max B. I'm sorry.

Help me. I heard that you. It's there ain't no bitches when this was out. Hey. It's okay. It's okay. You didn't. You didn't have bitches when this was out.

It was in 1986. I was in the eighth grade. I was in the eighth grade. For sure. In the eighth grade. In 86? Okay. The show was anything.

So you didn't have no bitches in eighth grade. I ran eighth grade. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. You didn't. Light skin were curly hair.

That doesn't mean. They like dark skin dudes. No, they didn't. In they afraid, you didn't have it. This is pre-crack. You think he was him and Abe Gray? Pre-crack, light-skinned niggas was different. I don't know what you talk about.

This nigger is such a colorist. He's such a colorist. No, you talk about people. Nah, hold up, nigga. Hold up. Because when did Wesley Snipes and Sean Connery put out motherfucking rising son or whatever that was? I was crone.

I was crone. And wait. No, was it 90? I was an adult. I'm just asking when rising sun came out. I was an adult. That was later. Yeah, I thought I was like in the city.

That was 93. New Jack City. Nigel, when did the Golden Child come out? Oh, shit. I was in elementary school. Yeah, you, yeah, let's slow it down, man. Golden Child was 86. Yeah, you wasn't him.

Stride. Why did you hit me? The cow was set straight for the cops kid me. The cop got scared the kiddie starts to fake all. I'll do your ears if I do. Let's trick up. And ran around the block. We got a great show lined up for y'all today.

So glad you could be here. Salutation. Looked around good and from expectations. He decided to butt. She was coming and he made her left. He was running top speed till he was out of breath. Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him. Then he made his move to win a band that milled it.

He ran up the stairs up to the song. Look, Frise heard this song. Guess what we saw. Dave did no peace you in though. Who don't know to me? and I walk to horse so old. I need bullets. Hurry up, Brian.

The dopeie brought back a spanking shotgun. He went outside, but there was cops all over and he lifted to a car. Shout to the Patrony's out there. Go subscribe if you are not yet. Shout to the subgroups out there. A big to live, though the car was battered, ratted tat-tattered and all the cops scattered.

Deep in his heart, he knew he was wrong, so he left the lady go and he starts to run on. Sirens sounded he seemed astounded and before long the little boy got surrounded. He dropped his gun, so he was wrong. is done so went the glory and this is the way I have to do this movie I'm not about him. I'm seeing in a madman's dream.

The cop shot the kid to still hear him scream. This ain't funny. Shout to the parents out there. Just another case about the wrong. All the colleges out there. Great and narrow all your soul is cast. Good night. That felt great.

Amazing. All right. I play his whole album. You ain't over one. Word. Okay. Now go ahead and talk. I'm just giving you like.

music bed. Oh, okay. I want you to hit that whole album, man. This is that whole album, man. This is that shit. This is that shit. This is that shit. This is little shit. Now, now I'm starting it over.

Now I'm starting over. Now we live. It's Memorial Day weekend. There's over. Oh, cop last year was a media says what? The conscious record is one of the greatest tricks in hip-hop history. What is it?

When you're walking, you know what you're sporting black on black? Remember that it's important. Anyway, the shunless one, bring forth the fun, no hatred. The summer's almost done, no time for sleep. Jump in your jeep and pump up the hole. It's just time to do it, it's time to do it. Just get your boys and bring the noise and just swing it. Then party people, it goes.

Even the hook. Just party records, man, bring them back. Bring back conscious party records. Honestly, honestly. Would they be able to be respected today, a conscious party record? No, people would call court. Fuck now. Nah, if they got a bop?

If they got a bop? Because they're gonna listen to words anyway. He's gonna listen to words. Things don't be listening to no words. It would have to be secret. Yeah, you're right. But that was kind of secret. I mean, not, but kind of.

It was. I heard that a million times ago, I never think about it really like how old that. I didn't think about the lyrics in my story. You think about the lyrics? Well, I didn't know who the fuck Youseth Hawkins was when I was a child, when the record came out. That's a good point. Shout out, Chad Rock.

Yeah. Word. I mean, shout out to all those that paved the way for us to pursue our dreams and do what we love to do, man. It's not said enough. What's that? What's that? I'm appreciative. I'm forever grateful, forever in debt.

I'm forever in debt. What the fuck? Oh, where's Mark? There we go. It's Mark to my head, pussy. And Demona. What episode is this? 931.

Welcome to episode 931 of the Joe Button podcast. Brought to you by, feudal by power by prize picks, prize, pitch, gang. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, extremely happy to be here, host Joe Button, here with the dopest cast ever. Fuck you talking about, huh? Two times a week, it's an all-star game. We are so blessed to my right. Don't call her white girl, Demosna, big Mona in the building. Finally.

Welcome back. Swirl. Bye, my guys. I'm so happy to be here. I missed you so much, Dr. Fries. Thank you. Oh, yeah, I forgot I'm Dr. But.

Are you a doctor, too? Yeah, yeah, I'm a doctor too. Oh, my God. I'm a doctor, too, for sure. Oh, my God. Where did y'all go to school? I could maybe I could slide through there. My school closed.

Oh, no, I don't prove it to nobody. I ain't got nothing to prove. You're pet in this? I ain't got nothing to nobody. Nobody but the good Lord. That's it. And the school I went to burned down. Did it?

Yeah. And the files. The administrative department is going. It's over. Damn. Yeah, it's fucked up. No yearbook, no nothing. No, no, no.

All of yearbooks was in there. No MP3s, nothing. Nah, yeah. They fucked it all up. No, no. They fucked it all up. No, no dusty, nothing that your grandma is down. Y'all so trash.

Down in South Carolina. You're all right. You're right. Right as y'all. Anyway, next to Mona. Huh? Real doctor in the house. We're the real doc's at.

With a real doctor's at. Yo, what did they use to chant in the party for the doctors? What was y'all? Nothing, right? Help! They weren't at the party. Is there a doctor in the house? Somebody always, eh.

Oh, they was going crazy when M dropped. What was that Dre dropped? I need a doctor. Oh, God. That was Drey, right? Yeah, it was true. We don't know. That's a shame.

I need a doctor, M. Dre and Scholar Gray. Anyway, Philly's finest, again, our good brother, Dr. Mark Lamont, Hill in the building. Mark, how you doing, man? Great. What is your shirt symbolic of today? You don't know that? I can't see it. Oh, I can't read it. I said me and Mariah. Oh, got it, got it. Babies and past fires. Stop, nice. I didn't.

Is you playing with me like that? I didn't know. You said, what is your? Oh, you're talking to me like I'm ish. Oh, you're talking to me like I'm ish now. Oh, we got to go out to dinner. You got to see Ish face when he realized that's what he said. Yo, you saw that right on him. I didn't see the H at the end. I thought it was me and Maria. Oh, okay, okay.

Okay, okay, okay. My bad. My bad. Anyway, next to Mark, stop. Come on, man. Stop playing on my boy. Stop playing on my boy. This guy's insane, bro.

Yo, let me hype you up. No, we wanna hype you up, though. No, no. Nah, nigger, Antoine here. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, fuck out of here. Mr. That's That-Eadish, nigger, I don't wear it if I don't make it myself. You know what time it is.

Big-A-Sh in the building. You got the dash. that ish socks on today? No, I don't see that he is talking. No, aside for it completely. You let him live. You let him live today. It's cool.

It's cool. Next to Ish, stop playing with a Mr. Take it further himself. Filly's fine. Ford's finest. What? For Harris's,

Harris's finest. Make some noise. Big Steelers, sixer, big PA representative. Huh? The plates and everything. No, about the reposes to B.A.

No, that's the right out there when he fell in love. You could tell a nigga wasn't used to fall in love. He fell in love and moved to B.A. in a month. Like a lesbian. And was talking heavy. I'm never moving to New Jersey again. That's how the lesbians do. He said that.

Nick, I want to move back. Mark, I promise you, he said that to us. Oh, I thought you moved for a job. Yes. It's mad cheap. The car car living is crazy. Yeah, they said Dr. Freeze moved up. bitch like a lesbian.

You know that son of lesbians. Get together. Meet on the app on Monday, yeah. By Friday they moved in. Yeah. Yeah. Book it, Debbie. You know what happened happened.

You haul, though. What? No, mine. Introducing Park. Oh, shit. Al Myrish. What's up, Gay? What's up?

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? In the building. In love, Corey is here. Fresh to death. Phelps is here.

Huh? How? Erickson is here, Tannorne from Blanks. Later, here by remote. Last but certainly not least, teaching every one of you very important people out there are here. Don't forget

if you are not subscribed to the Patreon now is a good time and a good month and a good minute and a good hour to do so. How is everybody doing? How are y'all feeling, man? I'm feeling great. Absolutely great. I'm glad they cooled down a little bit. Yeah, that's a lot. Give me that heat. That was, nah, that was too fast. That was mud butt

heat. That was too fast. That was too fast. That was too fast. That's ass sweat. That's too fast. You got a slow walk me to that. Don't go straight to 90. That's crazy. Put that powder in there. You'd be good.

Oh, the powder in the ass is not. That ain't going to work. You know, Joe grew up like that putting powder in his ass. We talked about that. He grew up. He got powder on his ass now. How you put it in this? Grew up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You just cuffed. That's crazy. That's strike one fan. I'm fucking with me. He's fucking with me. Don't worry. Don't worry about how to use baby powder when I'm fresh out of the shower.

My jean? Yeah, that's crazy. I'm using some designer powder by now. Some French shit. No, I used the one that's Johnson and Johnson. With the cancer and everything. You used the one that's causing ovarian cancer. Okay, bet.

He don't have ovaries? Okay, fuck it. Allegedly. I read that little report and was like, damn. Oh, wow. They should be on sale now, right? Double up. It's really not funny, though, because that shit was a part of our, like, like, ghetto girl shit.

If your neck wasn't white from powder, you was corny. So it's like we really did that and that shit was like fucking frying us. That's bad. That's fat. I never do whatever the commercial. Sometimes it ain't ads and they're coming on to tell you something that'll save your life. They're talking to the people that occupy Earth.

I don't ever listen. They come on and say, yo, if you bought chicken in the last two weeks, don't need that. It's a coli. It's a word. And that shit. I'll be like, all right, I hear you. I'm putting this in the frying.

I'm frying this in a coli. Right. You were the first niggia. When they had, what's the little bugs you called them? The rich roaches? Oh, yeah, the rich roaches, yeah. You was the first one to buck back. He was the first one and be like, yo, I'm not killing those shit because they said it on the news.

Everybody else, so when you see it, kill it. This nigga over here. Know the crazy shit? The news is letting me see it. They left. That is so fucking gross. The little show come right on. Tell you, yo, if you bought a Mercedes Ben's in the last three months, your brakes don't work.

Don't drive it. I'll be right. I'll be right. I'll be right. I'd be like, good, I wasn't trying to stop no way. I need to. I get pulled over, I got an excuse. I don't know, Moena.

I'm bad. And I watched a documentary about, like, bad food. That shit is real. Like, it was some type of outbreak at the peanut factory, but that's crackers, peanut butter, this, that. Yeah, everything, yeah. Nigel really sat in his living room eating like a pack of peanut crackers. This is on some hot shit and died in that bitch. Because you wouldn't die off one pack of crackers, but if you ate the box, you would die.

And nigg's died like that. I told you guys to be selective with the box they eating. Niggins out there you go. He's just on a roll already. I'm with you, Mowler. When I die, it's going to be a big mystery. Don't you ain't just going to be able to assume what I was in the house doing.

I could have been doing any number of shit that you ain't gonna guess. They ain't even think to check the peanut butter. That ass. You know, I'm playing with this. I'm not here, I'm not playing this. Wait. Nope.

This niggas crazy. Nix is dumb, y'all. Anyway, the Knicks have not lost the game since April 25th. Right. What is? Wait, why they mad at me? Because I got to come to work and hear this goofy shit. The fucking Cleveland Cavaliers coach need to be fired.

James Hardin need to get some of the money back. Like, this shit is annoying. You're still in money. hard on James Hart. No, I'm not. All right, hold on. He ain't been playing the grades. He ain't been James Hart, then. A nigga like 10 for 50 in two games. And the niggas are orange cone on defense. What are we talking about?

They put the orange coat on prospects. That was fucked up. You know, the thing is a term style, bro, yes. On the list of shit that's fucked up. And I know you want to get back to your talking your Knicks shit. I'm going to allow you all to hijack this with James Hardin Cleveland Cavalier talk. They're in the same round of all in. They're in the same round y'all is hard to tell Game one for most of it you can tell

Not most of it Yeah but the game ain't over Until them 4 zeros is on the clock I agree Most of their run came in the third quarter I agree But the Knicks was up by like 10 early in that game And then Cleveland came back

It was up by 20 and then Yeah that's all I'm saying When it was up by 20 I was I was about to hit the group chat And talk crazy shit I'm glad I did I was at the bar It was so fucking lit

You know we was coaching from the fucking bar Scream everyone was like Don't go change seats Do not change seats Do not change seats Yeah I'm not going out for these next to games. No scratch your face.

I'm not even a Knicks fan. I'm going out for these next two games. I'm just watching shit. Like, I'm looking at Instagram. I'm like, yo, the city looks so lit right now. Why you look so befuddled? Why do I hear the voices? Oh, here we go.

Six or fans? And Laker fan? Yeah, I don't understand. I don't understand why I'm even hearing your own voices. See, I mean, this is why I want you to lose. I'm not going to hold you. Fuck the Knicks. This is why I want y'all to lose.

Me too. Just for you. You need some humble pie. Get your show. He was so cool. No, fuck that. Fuck all these silly boys. Get your shit off.

I just wanted the record. All I said was the Knicks haven't lost the game since April 25th and then y'all came in with shit. I'm not about to go crazy here. He's a Knicks fan. I don't think there's no real Nick fan in New York that's on some talk crazy shit. We ain't never seen, we ain't never seen nothing like this. There was after game one. After game one, Nick fans was talking hell of crazy.

They was talking crazy. I was talking crazy. I'm talking about what real Nick fans really believe. I'm talking about real Nick fans. Die hearts. What do you all believe? Tell me what you believe. What do you all believe?

The Knicks' playoff record from the year 2001 to 2019 or whatever was, I saw the stat this morning, 10 and 25. The Knicks' playoff record, this playoff run is 10 and 2. They want a nine-game win streak. And them two games, they only lost by two points a total. Yeah. They beat and bludgeoned every opponent. opponent by double digits. It's different.

The games they lost were by one. We're seeing end-game adjustments from our coach. We're not used to it. We're seeing a bench that go crazy. We're not used to it. We're seeing a team that know how to win different ways. A team that's persevering, a team that's not excited about being in the conference. There's mad things that I'm getting Nick fans hitting me like, yo, it's starting to feel like.

Yeah, that's real. It's starting to feel like something. It should. It should. So I'm saying Nick fans and now, you know, you're not. used to that. So for y'all, like some of y'all know, I'm really a Nick fan. Right. So I would never think that y'all about to be mad at nothing. I got to say, this is since long over, 1978. Yeah. Yeah. What? That's all.

That's all. New York fans are obnoxious when they win in any sport. And I'm from the second most obnoxious city when we win. So I second to New York. No, absolutely not. Are you crazy? Number one. No. No. And we say the same thing about you. Boston is up to you. Boston is number one. Boss. He's number two. In New York, then Philly. New York, then Philly.

But my point is, I don't want to hear the shit talking because I'm around y'all too much. But y'all deserve you. Y'all have made a great... Yeah. Ron, you're playing great, great basketball. The end-game adjustments I love, I love the way... I mean, right now, watching Hart Anthony Towns play a kind of point-forward role. To me, that's one of the biggest differences from this year to last year is the playmaking.

I like how y'all playing basketball. I just hate y'all. Jalen had a career high and assists the other night with 14 of them. Josh Hart had a career high. That's what got me. And the... Three-pointers. In the point, period.

It looks like the team believe now. Like, all right, you ain't, I'm going to say off, but like this one struggling, next man is going to come up and step up. It ain't even like... Some teams you see with a superstar, it's like if he having an off-night or off-shooting night, he's not getting his 30, 40, something like that. The rest of the team kind of get a little discouraged. The Knicks don't look at that.

Don't look like that now. Because Kat was struggling in game one. It was got a ball out of his hands. That shit I saw Josh Hart do in the last game. I'm like, oh, yeah. they believe. Yeah. The whole team has bought in there.

Yeah, no, the Knicks look great. So I take my, I take my ass, me and Ian, me and Ian go to the Nick game. Ian is such a bird. Like, he really enjoys these Nick games. I can tell. I tell. How does that make him a bird? He's not a Nick fan.

Oh. Who's he a fan? He's not a Nick fan. He's not even really a fan of anybody. He has so much fun at the games and he's collecting cards. So now he gets excited when Shannon comes in. And, you know, he's a part of that. I wish I got more.

I saw Ian jumping up and screaming. I'm like, get this guy up. Yeah. So we get to the game. I try to warn him that conference final energy, I think we went to the first round, first round game, where we lost by one. It's different.

Conference final energy, if you just turn the TV on in New York, yo, if you're listening and you're not from New York, sorry. I'm telling you the energy is very different in New York City right now. It is. It's very different from anything we've ever seen. I thought of maybe the giants in those couple years because the Knicks have had such a long drought

of this level of success. When you've seen it in basketball. The Knicks doing this is, yeah, they got streets blocked off. They got mad cops, fire hoses. They got shit. They got, it's a mess down there. So anyway, we get to the game.

We get to the game, pandemonians, paparazzi, everybody who's anybody coming in there. We get an elevator. Packed elevator. Like, it's packed. motherfucking, I guess me and Ian one of the first people in that. We walk in, there's a couple people in there.

Nicka Bon Jovi walk in the elevator. Oh, okay. Got it. You recognize in my face? Big Jersey. Big Jersey. You recognize him on my face? Ian nutted on his house.

Yes. John Bon Jovi. That's great. John Bon Jovi. You buddy. Your buddy. Buddy. Yo, Bon Jovi,

walking the elevator with his family. I want to tell y'all. Because I don't mean he had that shit. Bon Jovi, one of them niggers day. you know and you love, but I don't really think about him every week. Sure, sure. Bon Jovi looks incredible.

He does. Yes, he does. That nigga hairs all the glossy, good white gray. He don't look as old as he maybe is. He's still flying fresh and swaggy. So he and there with his family, they hold elevator for Senator Bradley, Bill Bradley, to come in. Bill Bradley then got a little older.

So now Bon Jovi is grouping out for Bill Bradley. on some OG respect. He's like Senator Bradley, Senator. You know what I'm shaking his hand? Ian is still coming. He next to me, he comes. So I'm just laughing in the elevator. I'm like, because he, look at you being a fan

and just like groupie, so we get off the elevator. I mean, Bon Jovi a good person. If you were a good person, I'm a groupie moment over. So I look at him, I'm like, why are you such a bitch? He said, buddy, Bon Jovi. Did you see Bon Jovi? So I clown.

him right but this is why God God degraded to you in the world I said Ian first of all you've been somewhere before alright awesome he's just a human like what do you want me to get excited about oh my Jovi's a lies we know Bob Jovi you're excited

you're with me like be like be cool like don't ever make me look uncool like I'm serving him up of course of course then what happened niggas niggas we're bum

We go, he didn't get his little hamburger. But listen, I know all these people so cool. Walt, where is your shit? Whoever, who gives a fucking minute? That Joe. Yeah, yeah. Who cares? Hey, Olivia from Law & Order.

What you got? What you got to me? And I don't, I'm not with the celebrityism shit. I'm not sure. I ain't with it. Until. Right. Niggin, we went to stand down in the seats mad early, too.

We like 30 minutes early. So we did chilling. It's empty. Uh-huh. Fad Joe come. He sit like down there a little bit, so Ian excited. Because we normally right behind Fat Joe, and it's the big nigga him and Rich to block the fucking view.

So Ian's hype the Fat Joe's out here. So now Ian is like, oh, I wonder who's going to sit in front of us. Nigger, I look to my left. Jason Bateman started walking through. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Jason Bateman. Buddy, buddy, buddy.

Jason Bateman sat in front. I'm gonna be. And you're not, and you didn't see my face. He looked and said, yeah. I'm like you did so in before. I said, yo, that's Jason Batesman. D.

Nicky that's Marty. That's Marty, digger, that's DTF, say that's. Yeah. How are you not gonna? Did you get a pick? No. I'm not with that. You know, got you all right somewhere.

Yeah, I'm not. We're gonna redo the pride list. Thank God. But the funny thing is, he was just mad fly. Sure. He was cool. Like, they brought him and see, turn around, introduce him, oh, yeah, go next to say it, whatever. He was social.

He wasn't one of them uppity. You know how you meet a nigga that you know from TV and you were fan of, but you see him be a dick. And you're like, let me fuck this nigga. Yeah. He was like the opposite. Everything he did was swaggy and just fly and cool. Even how he texts, like I was doing that. I was looking.

Bird. That's a bird. Nah, if I'm sitting behind you and you're texting somebody, nigga, we're texting somebody. Oh, my God. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You in the nigga phone?

Sorry. He's lying, I'm like, all right. What are we telling Tracy? He was writing to book the Trace. Oh, shit. He's kidding. Now I'm not. Every time I try to save him.

No, I'm not kidding. What do you think they made privacy screen for? Me. That is, that is so. Anyway, so I was a groupie for Jason Bayman. That's funny, though. And then I understood him a little bit. And then I tried to think of a list of people that would get me.

I don't think it's a lot of people. And it's weird people, too. Like, I didn't even know Jason Bateman would do that for me. Yeah, well. Yeah? I'm a huge. We watch a lot of TV. I'm a huge Jason Bateman.

You've seen him in his straws on that DTF shit. Aw. That's right. All right. That's strike two very early. That's right too very early from age. Yeah, yeah. We ain't even get to the top.

But anyway, we had a good time. Go Nix. I fucking saw. Who else did I see? That shit was back. Donovan Mitchell's dad. I saw him, spoke to him, shout out to Pops.

I love Donald Mitchell, man. I wish he was not. I mean, that's what I said. Listen, dog. I love your son. But, I mean, tonight is. He said, I get it, man. He said, listen, I listen to y'all.

Oh, word. Oh, shit. Like, I want you to know. I love y'all and I listen to y'all, man. Salute. Appreciate you. I mean. Now is going to make it even.

I don't want to keep my comment. And Donovan Mitchell is that dude. He's a little bit basketball player. that dude. I don't care how he's doing in the series. He's that dude. I want him to go some else. He's scary still. He is. Me too. He tried. He tried. I know he tried. But go next. I don't want to

hold this podcast. I watch the game and I saw y'all at the game. You left something out, Joe. Yeah, you left something out, Joe. You recapping things that we saw at the game. I didn't see about TV. Oh, I did. I missed it. I did. I did. But there was one particular one that I'm talking about. One of the cast players was shooting a free

free throw. Way on the other in. But you know how they line that camera up where they look right at the person shooting a free throw? Yeah, yeah. So right behind him is a perfect shot of you guessed it. Joe Butt. What's my guy doing? Picking his nose. No. Double fisting

a glizzy, bending down. Oh, my God, it's true. It was bobbing? It's true. He said, oh, my God, it's true. He said, oh, my God, it's true. I just looked. I watched it, and I'm watching the guy, I said, oh, they got him.

Yeah. That's all I said. I was like they got it. He looked like he thought you was free. I thought nobody's going to catch it. I thought I was free. I'm going to pause it now. This is what your man was doing though. Oh, no. It was bad.

It was bad. It was bad. Sour crowd. It got him on the first bite. It was bad. And if you were glizzy eat out there, like, the way I had did the mustard and the ketchup packages. Like, I didn't want to, I didn't want to. It was right thing.

So you had to do the big. Ah. The catched your drip. Yeah. What's up with you, man? That's disgusting. But I'm telling you that's why I did it. I thought that they were shooting free throws down.

Nigas, I get my phone. I'm not going for it. I understood. I said, damn, all the action way on the other end. That's the time to do it. Right. They got them. And you know the funny shit?

I wasn't even the hungriest. I wasn't even the hungry. You said, that can never say no. But when the first quarter went good, they put up a picture of Method Man on the Jumbotron. They like, yo, at halftime, Methamman performed. That made you want the Glyssie?

That made me want to bust a move in the second quarter because I wanted to see method made. So in the second quarter I went in the top of it. I went to get a hot dog, came back, missed three minutes. I'm like, all right, now I'm here for the halftime show. They fucked me. I should have just, yeah. Yeah, that was bad.

That was bad. That was wrong. Catch up and mustard and sourcrow. What do you mean? Why? It's a glizzy. Huh? Okay, come on.

You can back side Glezy out. Let's just keep going. I am. I was mad they have onions. Hold on, what you put on the glizzy, Mona? First of all, what I put on the glissies? Chicago style, man. Halipidias, all that.

But I put on the glitia at the grid or somewhere. It's totally different than what the fuck I'm going to put on the glizzy at the Knicks game. You can't just go line of mustard or line of ketchup because you're in the street. You're going to slop that motherfucker up? He's slopped that motherfucker. Yeah. That's crazy. That's great.

Y'all are tripping. The shirt 3,000, you just got a nasty, sloppy-ass chili cheese dog. Let's just move on, God. You disappoint me sometimes. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's a joke. Like, you can't walk around, getting caught double-fist in a sour clout,

loaded, ketchup, mustard, blizzy on a big screen, and you're the leader of this fucking show, man. She's right. She's right. She's right. You felt. You felt absolutely right now. We need some PR, man. And it can't be buddy. It can't be buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy,

we need some outside PR. Mark, works. Get on it. I'll work on it. You're right. You're right. My bad. Anyway, go Nick. Somebody tell me about, somebody tell me what's happening with Hooters.

I see Hooters up there. It looks like fun. Let's do it. Straight from the Glizzy Talk. Work. Just Hooters is trying to rebrand. You know, they rebranding his family-friendly. Dang, I had the shorts.

They try to clean up in. And they got some long knee shorts on. It's a problem. We didn't go for the food. about the tits. Yeah. The wings are good. Who's had good food?

I heard the wings are. I'm just saying, I wasn't what niggas was initially going for. It ain't bad. Initially, no, but at some point they start putting small breasted women. Yeah, the little tities took over. Yeah.

And it was like, fuck the tities. Let's just get some chick, get a tippy's. And the hooters, bids just wasn't ever fucking. And they wasn't that cute after a while. Well, they wasn't fucking me. Y'all go to Twin Peaks for that. But anyway. Oh.

What's my man told me? My man told me. What's Twin Peaks? It's a like a hoot. Yeah, downside booths. It's the one where they fuck at, Barks. Oh, word.

Yeah. Is you fuck chicks out of hooters before since you'd look at me all stupid? One? Nica, you fuck everything. Word. I don't. And I didn't.

I said, What's the shumper? Oh, 10,000, some. 12,700. Do y'all have any women you off had sex with? Do you all know that? No. No.

Exactly. The hot class act. Hello. I don't give it away like them. He's lying to you, Mona. This thing is right. He has an estimation. No.

Yeah, I'm a tuck it. Yeah, I have a ballpark figure. He has a ballpark figure. And I respect that. Do you all have ballpark figures? No, because he got a number that he lie about because he don't claim a bunch of shit. And then he got what his number is. No.

Certain things you don't claim. Like if the motherfucker die, they're off the list. I was out last, the other night. Some information ran across my feet like a mouse. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Just scurried across my feet like a mouse. I jumped.

I said, really? Yeah, you know, Joe. You know, you know, you know what? No, I don't. No, I don't. I don't know what you mean. I don't. No, I don't.

You could infer. I can't. You could. Give me some more clues. You wouldn't claim this. Oh, shit. That's the good. I don't.

What happened? I won't. You, my man. Somebody that I did something to. I don't act like you. You know what I'm saying? You're my man. You'll let the whole cat caboodoo and everybody

and add some lies to it. And it'll be on your page at 7 o'clock. your page at 7 o'clock in the morning tomorrow. He's going to do that for you because you my man. I think it's all entertainment. So if somebody has something funny to say. That means I can edit it if it's too bad. It's cool.

What's your number, yo? What's the range in your numbers? Oh, we starting with me doing this? You're the leader. You're going to gauge your lives based on yours. Yeah, it were. Oh, then never mind then. No, no.

What's the range? It's called $3.50. distinctly because I've been in the pile for a little while I've been her love to hear it was under 100 not you too my ears couldn't be deceiving me Mr. Dr. Lamont Hill It's Reverend Nick

Pardon me, Brad Nick you just said $1.21.50 like 8 months ago. Today I'm saying 350. Oh, you've been a business in the last six months. Your fellow, brother, excuse me. Don't say nothing because when I start No, what I'm letting y'all know, we teeter in past Jokeland when I start firing, when I start firing back.

Okay, okay, dog. You letting it be known. My real, but everybody, you read this, motherfucker. Listen. Yeah, please, you guys just go. Lona? Motherfucker, I wish you were. We go on order.

We ain't going to no motherfucking order, nigga. You're next. We're feminists up here, man. Women have the same rights. People are right. I believe he's right. I believe he's right. I didn't bring this shit out.

Get your name's our number. I don't remember saying it. I don't remember saying it's like he don't remember saying $150. That's where we had on this couch. That's fair. Next, Mark, go ahead, nigga. It's a little, maybe more than 20. Educational number.

All right, we can move on. All right, we go. Let's just go. It is far. It's fine. No. No, no. Ish, go here, Ish.

It's so funny. He got mad serious. I don't. I have no idea. More than 500? I have no idea. It's so dirty. No, less than that.

More than what? More than 400? Yo, can we please just get back to the topic? Let me just get back to the Houters. Please, yeah, thank you. Hooters. There we go. No more Hooters and Hooters.

Well, yeah, because it's like, what they said. So first of all, it's been bought. Somebody bought the IP. Okay. And they want to rebrand it as a neighborhood place. In fact, that's they call it, it's going to be the neighborhood hooters. And they said, and they said it's past the time where you could use that. Like, Hooters was like, it was kind of fun in the 80s,

I used to call women's breast hooters. You can't kind of do that no more. It's like not jugs. Yeah. You can't really get off. You get that off no more. And even the uniform of bikini top with the dolphin shorts on top, like you can't really do that anymore.

And they're saying they're losing a lot of customers. Not like, forget political greatness. They're losing too many customers. And, you know. I think they should have went to asses. Thighs. Thighs. There you go.

Right there. Thighs. Thys. Yeah. Hooters are playing out. Thars. Yeah, it's 2026. But now the brand is so strong.

I don't think it's nothing you can. doing that arena in this climate is not going to work. Like I don't think you can do nothing in a corporate level like that. I don't think so. Let's you straight doing the strip club. Depending on what your plans, what your plans are. Like, what are your goals

for the company? And listening to y'all, if I'm, if I purchased Hooters as a new owner, yeah. It's time to clean that up. Yeah. But you're, you know, because if it was successful, they wouldn't have been selling to me at this moment right now. The harder part about rebranding something

named Hooters is the name. Put some hours up in that. What you're thinking about... There's always been hours of it. But when you start thinking about hooters, you're thinking about tithies. See, I'm thinking about wings now. Yeah, it worked. You know how the brand is so strong?

To me, like, hooters... Like, I don't go to Hooters expecting to see tities. When I was 18, I did. We haven't called Tits Hooters since 1984. That's what I'm saying. I don't think people even associated that much with, like, a sexual thing. But you don't take them kids to go eat at Hooters, though. You don't say, hey, kids, y'all want to take your fingers and go to Hooters.

Well, that's what the new owner was saying. And they're like, yo, it's, when you go into Hooters in certain locations, it's families in there. So we don't want our image to be this. We want to rebrand it and let y'all know, hey, this is a good spot to bring your family. So what do you do? Had them have Al costumes on? That's what are you can do. What are we talking about?

You should have leaned into it up there. You could also get men to, because you know, and I think it was 97, they, um. Did you say, what do we do? What do? He said, put them in there. Yeah, because. What? In 1990, I think it was 1997.

having that big lawsuit, men for discrimination because they weren't allowed to work there. And, yeah, I mean, because you... You mean, like, I have hooters. No, you can't work here, you bitches. Like, well, let you get some tips. Dude, dude, hooters.

But I'm just saying, if you want to make a family friendly, don't make it like a spot. That's one way to rebrand it is to have dudes work there too. Because then it won't feel like a, like a, like a... That should be called dude hooters, though. Dudeers. The only way, if they can rebranded, they would have to totally get away from what they originally started.

Yeah. to be a complete new thing. Like, I just think that's dead. The days of, like, you know, the stripper car washes and all. Like, that shit, it's just, we just, it's, the time sucks now. Bottom line. Yeah, it sucks lame. Yeah, lean more into the owl.

Yo. Only fans killed that shit. Bro, I used to want to start a maid services with, like, only bad bitches and make them wear tight pants. And I remember my biggest thing was to think of how to do that without getting sued or getting trouble. But it's like, I want the older guy like Mr. John. be like, oh, I want that girl with those pink outfits to come. You know what I mean? I thought about it.

I thought about it. Dead ass. Wanted to do it for years. It ain't bad. That's a really good idea. I had a name and everything. So do I. What's the name?

Why the fuck would I do that up here? I'll tell you. What's your name? Dust bunnies. Yo. Dead ass. Yo. That ain't bad.

Dog, I'm telling you, bro. You just lost your idea, bro. Dink I'm, huh? Bones. I'm not going. One of these niggas I'm going to take it. Some bad. I'm not going to do it anyway,

but I remember when I first started buying property, this kid, he had a service where they would come clean the houses, and he had two chicks, and they was fire. And I was like, yo, this is a good idea. If he expanded on the idea, that would be a dope-ass idea. And no lie, they ain't even do all that good of a job,

but everybody used to be going to be going. My thing is, because, you know, now it's companionship, right? So people book people to go. to their grandparents' house, they clean, they do light cooking. They do light cleaning, light cooking. They help them with their medicine.

People that are still kind of mobile, but they need a little help. Yeah. That's what I was talking about, right there. But talking is the bigger thing. That's the whole thing. It's really a companionship thing. I wanted to totally have all girls well-end-dow,

big-ass, big tities, and I wanted them to have, like, bright-colored scrubs so the old people could remember, when that company come with the pink scrubs, my dick your heart. I want them. Genius! All I need is the money, investor.

The ideas are here, baby. You got the bread, man. Oh, my God. Did you say escort clean and service? We're not talking. We're trying to keep a PG, baby. Just trying to bend over and dust some shit off now. You're uncle big stuff.

If your uncle big slide around and these scrubs, we ain't got nothing to do with that. Let Mr. Johnson get a little peek while she bend over. And mistakenly touch it by mistake. I know I'm going to take that shit too far. I'm going to have them in there fucking. Okay, well, congratulations. We wish you much success on your rebrand. Add endless shrimp.

That'll do it. All else sells, sell pussy. Shrimpoyle. Yeah. What'd you say? Wouldn't all else fail, sell pussy. Well, she got a point. What's the?

Come on now. When it get dark, shit. This is a fan. I ain't dabbing at it. They already think I'm the damn escort. Whispers. You're sitting on the bag of diamonds. That's what my grandma used to say.

What? Sitting on a bag of diamonds. No wonder you don't like her. What the fuck? You're sitting on a bag of diamonds. Oh, man. That's nuts, bro. Okay, speaking of sitting on a bag of diamonds.

Great transition. Go on. Allegedly. I had another segue that was perfect. But I just can't bring myself to do it. Yeah, no, I can't. So, sweetie is being. sued. Who suing sweetie ice?

A Japanese promotion company, Moon Dream P-P-Eck. Take it out. Yo! Take it out. If I did that, if I did that, you'll be looking right? Yeah, you really inched out right there. Yo, you went full. Sorry, yeah, you did.

Sorry. That was wild. All right, yeah. All right, well. Oh, remember when they were spinning Bruce Leroy when he was trying to with the fucking fortune? So, brother, number one. They were spinning this shit out of Bruce Leroy.

All right, I'm sorry, go ahead. I watched that shit like two weeks ago. But yeah, Japanese promotion company, they filed a lawsuit against her and her tour company, alleging fraud and breach of contract over four Japan performances that never happened. They said she agreed to perform for $200,000. They gave a $100,000 deposit,

helped to secure her visa arrangements and everything, and then she allegedly performed for other people on the same date instead of honoring her contract. So now they saw her for $3 million. For $3 billion. Well, yeah, because they claim the money lost on a venue, promo, merch, and expected profits. Yeah.

It might be taking a light. Yo, you gave her $200. You expect to make a mill at the door. At least. And then what, everything? Yeah, and then merch, all the other shit. What? Or at least beat.

Yeah. Because, hey, that's what my mom. Hey, my type is a cool song and all, but You know why you're here. 200 grand. What sweeties said. Okay. Okay.

50 grand a pop. Yeah. Yes, that's what we're saying. A long weekend. I know, man. Holiday. She's a great performer. Huh?

She's a great performer. I fuck with a couple of sweetie records, but this is getting out of hand. 200 grand on a Japan tip. I think a lot of people, a lot of musicians are making money off the debt, like, investor from across the world. Oh, for sure.

Go perform and put on a great performance. Oh, God. In hopes that they bring your ass back. Why would you want to rob the Japan company? Because another bag, a bigger bag, came through. It was local. No, that's how they're supposed to came through something. I'll tell you why.

What you got going on that weekend? No, dub that. No, you can't do that. That's like when I was driving through Utah and they gave me a ticket talking about, you're going to have a warrant in Utah. Okay. You all wait right there.

Guess where I'll never be again. I mean, that's how Sweetie got to look at it, right? Like, oh, Japan, I'm taking your money. You might want to go back to Japan. I would think that. I would think that. Like Wiz, with his shit in Romania or whatever? Yeah, I get that one.

I get that, too. And I'm not showing up for that if I'm willing. Sweetie got to learn how to pull. MF Doom. Who else? Who else? Jeremiah. Yeah, yeah.

She got to learn how to get another girl sending to Japan. You can find another little BBL girl. You know what I mean? I've seen a couple people do that and get off with it. I've root for sweetie, but I just don't like her scams. It's never a good scam.

She was just a fucking cute scamming. Now, sweetie's a scam art. Yes. Now. Yes. What do you mean now? I mean now? And I'm not sure

The first story we've heard With some And it's the similar It's like always the same vibe Mon, I hate you You want some scammers Stick together shit That's exactly what it is

Yeah You like Like that shit out Right your little time Down cut there Because it's cool You're like police In the blue wall

When it comes to scammers Oh shit Oh shit I think that people use The scammer term loosely I think sometimes People just bad Business practices

It gets like Turned into this person as like hunting people out trying to rip them all. But they kind of... You don't believe nothing that the best friend was saying? Did you see what the best friend was like? Did you see the stuff? I know you seen it because you'd be online.

Did you see the stuff back of the day that Sweetie best friend was saying about the baller... The soccer player dude and what we'd be doing. You didn't believe nothing that? First one, that wasn't the best friend. That was the Maddoll. Did you?

Did you know what's going on? It was PR. I DM the bitch. X dude she had any room with her motherfucking. Lippetwile. You got any room for a big white girl. Yeah, that's guy's stupid Oh, those rates were to change

Y'all You go from the sweetie Mona show up Yo, that'd be like on back page Back in the day on back page Hey, yo, only fans got y'all spoiled back in the day on back page You ain't know who you was ordering it.

Hey, you were just ordering a bitch I've heard that You had to call and talk to a dick Yo, how's you look, all right? It's a shame. They got their head chopped off. You just see the body down. Doing this show with all these people and everybody talk at once.

It's easy for things to go over your head. It's a clip on TikTok where I'm talking to my brothers. At least I thought these niggins are my brothers. And it's Joe here and he man he here. And I say what I would do on only fans and how much I would want. And Joe burst into laughter. And he's doing this. Saying basically, like, no, he was doing this because my price was too high.

I wanted 1999 to tell jokes in my pennies while I ate snacks. How's that too much? You'll get that all day, my nigga. I'm wish. My nigger is why you won't. I know he'd be in support. Soon as I said, the price, Joe just burst in Atlanta. And I'm just sitting there lost.

Like, what do you mean? What do you mean? I don't get it to. I think you get it to me. I didn't know these bitches get $6 to be sucking. to be sucking them dicks and dildos. Well, I mean, I found out. That's low for the dick sucking, dildo sucking.

Okay. I mean, what's the average price for like a girl with a fupa? He's married. Oh, come on. Now, he should really know. I don't subscribe to any fupa girlies. Okay. So I can't answer that accurately.

You fupah shame? No, I'm not against it. I just, you know. You just rather not. It's not your back. Personally. But if they were telling jokes, I might be. Boy, it's a good.

Boy, you're good. Oh, see, that's funny. Eating muffins in the bed? Yeah. Buffet, yeah. Last week or so or two weeks ago, I followed some new girl on OnlyFans, right? Just because I was bored of these same old motherfuckers. So anyway, she in there, and clearly she's big on role-playing.

Okay. So in the videos, she's role-playing with you, but ain't nobody there. Okay. It's the funniest thing you've ever seen. It's the funniest thing you've ever seen. She's a great actress. acting out this role playing to nobody. That's so innovative.

It is. No, I could tell. If she tried that sit in a real club, somebody is good as gone. So that's not somebody. No. Somebody. I didn't even go to say that.

And you like the porn where they talk? I love for a little story to begin. Word. That's how she got him. Hooked him in. She got what she was, you know, PSC and G chick or something. Coming to.

I'm checking my meters. You behind on your light bill. What can we do to fix this? We don't work this out. Wait, the funny shit is, she's in a room, but it's the club. So, hey, you're in the club, I see. And then she'd take you home, but she's still in the same room. She came out the closet.

She got the, she got the stage production over tears. You don't go to her. No. A lot of tapes in the room. It just turned black and turned back on with like purple lights down. Ooh, now we finally made it home. Oh, the bitch ain't creative. She got a separate production of us.

Leave her alone. She'd be producers. She got the right idea. She just needs somebody to help her achieve it. Girl, we see you. We're watching you, bitch. But set the living room up. Anyway, sweetie, give Japan their goddamn money back, sweetie.

Or not, girl. It's always China. play around. That's not true. Fuck around if you want. Because you fuck around and get a real bag and got to go to Japan and you step off that plane. Wait, $200,000 is in the real bag? No, I'm just saying.

But sweetie, that is the ultimate bag. Hold on now. It was for four, for, for, 50 a pop for four days. But, so let's just say she'd get a movie role or some shit like that. Wait a sweet. We don't need an analogy. No, we are not analogizing the sweetie topic. Sweetie's kid.

Let's say she gets. I'll be booked over there and be... Sweetie somewhere booked right now. Childs of Sweetie. Childs of Sweetie. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. What else?

What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? We did Hooters. We've done, Sweetie.

Listen, I'm really anxious to see. How does Iceman now sound to you guys? A week later. I have to sit with it. Yeah. Them people will have my hat. I'm so happy I missed it. I meant to start the ball.

Yo, how does it sound now? I'm so happy I missed the Drake. You should have a good boy. You said you're happy? You missed him? Yes. You don't have no insight? I mean, I don't know how to date this is cool pretty, because he's Muslim now.

Hmm? He's Muslim. Yeah, he's speaking Arabic. He's a Muslim. He's a Greek. He said my own. Something. Yes.

Oh. I'm not a Drake fan. Why do I have to be a Drake fan? Why? You don't. You don't. But nobody even. I said none of you.

You just letting them know, right? I just wanted them to know that. Oh, my God. All right, we did sweetie. We did Hooters. Yel might as well hit Floyd real quick. Yeah, about to say. Let's hit Floyd.

Let's hit Floyd. Oh, Floyd. 33,000 a month. Plus a billion in back pay, right? Yeah, plus nine. For which kids? Well, the back pay I ain't mad at because you got to try to get low. And if they find you, then, all right.

You know, how long was I? How long? You ran to play. How old is he? How old is he eating the kid for? All right, fine. You got me. All right.

What is this a sum up of all the kids? Was this for one? No, this is one. So. It was a, go ahead. Nope, have it at it. He has a club, an adult spot in Vegas. Girl collection.

Yeah, that's a girl collection. And he apparently, according to these allegations, he's been dating her for eight years. And got her pregnant four years ago. And she works there. She works there. Wait, wait. Hold on.

I'm trying to do a little bit of math. They've been dating for eight years. She got pregnant four years ago. Where's the other four years? That's the four years that the baby been here. Yeah. But if they've been dating for... Okay, carry on.

And he's been denying paternity for those four years. Oh, I see. Yes. So it was eight years and they broke up. Yeah. Ah, I see. Well, she says they broke up. I should say, they started dating eight years ago.

She says he broke it off once she said she was pregnant. He encouraged her to explore her options. That'd do it. She didn't explore said options. and then she said it's your kid he said well I was not she went to a judge judge says you gotta go to you gotta take a DNA test he refused to take the DNA test and according to the reports they just made a judgment in his absence

because if they tell you to take one you don't take one you don't you can't just beat that forever right so they said well then it's your kid so now you gotta pay a 32 there's 32000 a month it's a lot 33 yeah 32,850 dollars in monthly child support and $933,000 in back support. Fuck. Floyd, you had the right idea the first time, man. Go ahead on to Dubai.

Get kidnapped, man. Go ahead. Go ahead and get missing. Shit. They've taken me. They've taken me hostage. I can't come back. Tax right off.

I will never, for the life of me, understand why, if your nut is worth that much money, why do you come in people? Yeah, being rich and horny sounds. Do you sitting on a bag of down? Bro. At the end of the day, though, it's like, bro, you know what this bitch can do with it. So, like, what's the big deal?

Because niggas think they can talk them out of. And they think they could just buy her into exploring her options, shit like that. Oh, these niggas better get hip to the game. Talking them out of it ain't as easy as it used to be. They're learning now. Yeah, talking them out of it. Especially as you climb that. About saying, I'm not going to say it.

I'm not even what you're at. It's more about where the man is. Yeah, yeah. At the end of the day, like, and it's crazy because. Because niggas literally hate you the minute you're pregnant. So it's like I don't even know what the game plan is, but I guess it's, oh, I'll just live off this paper and that's it. I don't care about seeing this guy, this guy liking me or nothing.

It would make more sense for you to get rid of this motherfucker and still fuck with him. Huh? Sense for who? Yeah, excuse me. Since for a person that wants to enjoy time with her nigger versus you just. Well, one, that's not your nigger. It ain't your nigger. If she dating this nigger for years and she works there, that's kind of her nigger.

I think dating was maybe a little bit. A stretch. A stretch. A very big stretch. If she has the job works. She probably made the supervisor and all that. That's her nigger. Hey, Momo.

If I fuck the supervisor, nigga, this are established me. Hey, Momo. Until he walking in a girl. 33,000 a month. Yeah, I would never. For 18 years. I would never. Plus a million dollars.

I don't give a fuck with nobody say how much money is. I would never tell a nigga I'm pregnant and his response, oh, congrats. What y'all going to do? And I actually keep that kid. That's fucking ridiculous. They have a baby by somebody who doesn't want to have a baby. It's crazy.

Especially when you're going to actually. try to make this nigga be a part of the baby life. You get pregnant and you decide I'm 37. This is a blessing I never got pregnant before. I'm going to keep it cool. Move to Texas and accept the fact this nigga don't want to do with the baby. But for you to have the baby and try to force the nigga to be in the baby's life. She's not trying to.

I don't think she wants to. I'm not talking about her specific. I'm talking about in general. This whole thing of I got him because I have his kid. This thing is fucked up. I think it's stupid. And I think it's dumb. I think you have a better time with the nigger just prolicing around with him versus forcing him

into this kid and now you're being paid. off money with the child support check. It's just stupid to me. And to the niggas. You need to learn your lesson. I ain't disagreeing with you, but what I'm saying is, it's a lot of motherfuckers that go do 16-hour shifts.

33,000 of months. It don't make 33K of money. Yeah, I guess. I'm telling me. I'm going to make something happen. That's crazy. She made something happen. I'm just, I'm not making anything

like that. And a lot of the women I know would not make it happen like that. It's like, you know what? Oh, you think I should get abortion? Bet. Call, pay a marriage. A fucking. Okay.

So there's a lot. A lot of people that look at it as the lesser of two. All right, cool, the nigga ain't going to be there. He don't want this kid. But with 33,000. She might want the kid. Some women want to have children. Cat.

No, some women want to have children. Cat. Some women. You don't think the women want to have children? I think the women that want to have children, when Billy Bob said, I don't want the fucking baby, they get the fuck back and they get up out of there. Because when you really want to have children, you don't want to hurt that kid. And even had the thought of that kid being rejected by a person like that.

Okay. So, I don't want to hurt that kid. but if I can now provide this kid a lifestyle and a life that I might have never been able to. No father. Go buy yourself. I can buy a father. And some people think the guy's going to come around too. They make stepfathers.

They make other type of fathers. Now, I'm with the stepdad thing. I'm just saying. So if she can get this amount of bread from this nigger for this child's entire childhood. 400K. I don't approve of it. Tax-free. Let's listen to him.

400, tax-free. It would never be me. My little sister can't. call me and say, girl, this thing says, he'll get rid of the baby, but he played for NBA. I'm telling to get rid of that nigga. Cool, but she might be looking at this, like, this is my one chance at getting to the next level.

Are you all least in agreement that's loser bitch shit? Yes, it's definitely. Absolutely. But I think it's losing shit on both sides. I don't think it's just losing shit on the chick side. Yeah, it's losers. You're right. I agree. I agree. Both sides. I never think that bringing a bundle of joy into the world is

loser stuff. Indeed. Please, Joey. I love the kids. Shut up. And let me tell you something. You get that bitch pregnant and y'all was just having a good time and she know damn well the plan when they have no baby and she oh I'm keeping it I'm keeping it take that bitch to this I heard me It was an accident Please cut that out Fuck that leave that shit in

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The crash on Netflix is about the young girl who sped into a wall at 100 Miles per hour killing her boyfriend and another innocent kid that seemingly had nothing to do with shit. The only black boy in the group. Yeah. Yeah. But it's a really good, it's a really good doc.

Yeah, it's pretty good for sure. It's true. Yes. It's a documentary about these first out of high school age kids. I think Michaela might have even been like 18 or 19, but they're in a suburb of Cleveland,

Ohio. And the thing about crash is that the story was already super viral in Ohio. So it was almost like already kind of like living and breathing on internet and then they really break it down with the documentary. I have mixed feelings about it. That's why I really want to know what you think. Let's do it. I'm ready.

For me, like it was very hard for me to connect that she did that on purpose. I don't know why. I think that, because that's the premise to spit it out. If you didn't watch it, stop here, go watch it and then come back. But she goes to prison. She gets

15 to life or something like that. The judge says during her sentencing, you are probably going to do all that time day for day. You'll probably never get out. Judges don't even talk like that to people, especially young people, especially young white women, right? I think for the most part, her personality shined through throughout the investigation, and nobody liked her, right? Nobody liked her, nobody liked her mom, nobody liked her dad. Even in the closing sentiments where people, your family get to talk, when Michaela Mom goes up there to speak, at one point she mentions, because, because McKayette, She was driving, her boyfriend.

One of them is her boyfriend. One of them is just a friend of the boyfriend, right? Three people in a car all together? Yes. Three people all together. One black boy, he was mixed. And then the white guys, which is Dominic. It's Dominic and Davian.

Davian is the black one, clearly. And Dominic is her boyfriend, right? Got it. When the mom is speaking, this is at the end, the mom is speaking of them and she's like, oh, we miss Dominic, Dominic was like a part of our family. And Davian, he was a new friend. The judge gets pissed, stops her in her tracks.

Well, what does that mean that his life doesn't matter? Like, that's how tired. Everybody was of them in general. And I think they had a lot to do with the type of sitting she got, but Parks. In the first five minutes of it, you're going to say, oh, the parents are a little off. From the gate. The parents seem like strange. For sure.

Dad, too, not just mom. Yeah. For sure. For sure. Because you want to say, because I was watching them together, Parks, and I'm thinking, he hates her. Like, the first thing I think is husband hates mom. Mom has raised baby to be just like her. He probably hate both of them bitches.

But no, they're all equally a little slow. In no shade Ohio, could be in the water, we don't know. But they're all slow. Don't do that. That's Ish Hood. Bro, they get to speaking pig Latin, y'all. This bitch, they kept calling it Carney. When she goes to jail and she's talking to her mother on her quite, they're speaking pig Latin.

Like, L.O. Hey, like old school by the clubhouse pighead, regular shit. Like the nigga that, the first person that here can decode this, y'all. It ain't, you know what I mean? It ain't nothing tricky. But still, with all that, when Caleb being the bitch, her being nasty, her being, I just I struggle with that she did that on purpose because she did it on purpose means she was ready to die.

There's no other way to look at it because she never breaks. That was another point of contingent in the documentary. When she's driving down this straightaway, does she ever put her phone in the break? Well, slow down. It's not a straightaway. It's curve.

Because that was one of the other points that the lawyer was making. There are curves on this street to where you would have had to be not only in control of the vehicle, but coherent. Not a medical emergency. Was she sober?

I don't know anything about this. I'm asking you our question. So she was a pothead, but, and they were at a party the night before. They spent the night and they left this accident

happened at like 6 in the morning. They woke up and left early ice ice. But they found no drugs or alcohol in her system outside of weed, but weed could be there for. They found chrumes in her pocket, though. And they found shrooms. That was in her shit.

Fuck them. In her personal shit, they found shrooms. Okay. But there was no drugs or alcohol in her system. Then they called over the, I don't even know, the guy that come over and look at the car

that crashed and see if there was a malfunctioning car they called him. He said no, this car was working fine because she had a Chanel slipper that got stuck down there so they had to see how this got stuck. But the guy came, he said no, that was a result of the crash, not the cause of the crash. So once they ruled out the alcohol,

her medical, no medical malfunction. Because she had some type of issue where she blacked out randomly. I believe all that was bullshit. She got pots. Yeah. That was all bullshit. Also, I found it to be like super strange that they used her TikToks and her.

Because when Park says she's a pie head, that's based off her TikTok. Every day she's up low on herself smoking blunt in her own closet, meaning she has the kind of parents, I'd rather you do it here. She got them. Super annoying. I don't understand those parents. But she's smoking in her closet every day. The dad is on a document.

you like I don't think I think out of all drugs the drug to do is weed so daddy probably smoke a little weed too it's like a weed friendly home but I don't know about y'all I don't know nobody that slamming to a wall doing a hundred on weed I've never seen it in my years of living you know what I mean so now I don't believe there's any way to watch this and not feel like she was trying to end her life also how was I'm telling you I didn't because if you go in a hundred No, but your thing was you don't think she was trying to kill them because to kill them she was trying to kill herself.

Right, I don't know if that was the goal. The murder part. I just don't. Watching it, I believe that she was trying to end her own life. She would have had to been trying to end her life and everybody in the car's life. Her friends came on the dock and testified,

well, not testified, but said, listen, her birthday was coming up. She had plans. She had a trip planned, so we don't think that that's what she was trying to do. But there is no other way to explain because they showed the car going around the curve before, the turn, before you get to the almost straight.

A reenactment or the real car? No, the car, they have footage. They got all the footage. Okay. So the car looks to be driven, like under control, not people whiling out, music blasting, alcohol out the window. We turned the curve and then she booked it. They also found the black box from the car.

That's the bar. The black box, like black box from the game. Who knew their cars had that? I didn't know that. Yeah, I knew that. Yeah. I did not know that. Really?

They even knew from that fucking black box that she never hit the break. Because that was another point of attention, did she ever attempt to break? The black box says the last time she tried to make what speed she was going. I never knew cars. They said the gas pedal was at 100% for the last five seconds. Which is very fast. She's floored. To the four, y'all.

But someone had tried to shift the gear to neutral or something like that. And then it went right back to drive. So someone who was probably the boy, rest in peace, tried to like do something about what What's going on right now? And then they also showed, because they got, he recorded some of her domestic violence a couple days before this accident. The boyfriend would record her, and he's mad, cool, and composed. Yo, I'm not letting you in my house while you behaving like this.

I'm locking myself in the car. I'm not coming out. And she's like, if you don't come out right now, she's just wild. So they got evidence of her being a little nutcase. Yeah. There's no drugs, no malfunction in the car. No medical malfunction. They were trying to pay.

Now, what I would say about this in closing, because I ain't going to drag this. Go watch it if you haven't seen it. No, this is not an ad. It's just a really good doc if you're into docs. What kind of car was it? Honda Civic, I want to say. I could be wrong about that.

It was a newer. It might have been a Toyota. It was something in that realm, though. It was like a Toyota like a sedan. So was they trying to say she was on some, you know, I'm taking us up out of here type of shit? For sure, by the end, but the prosecution is totally she was trying to murder him.

It's almost like they just take out. the fact of her dying with them and just she was trying to murder him. He didn't want to be with her. She was trying to murder him. When Joe... I'm saying not. Was it trying to murder him or them? But babe, that's the thing. It's like, who... No, no, because if they're trying to paint this one way, because we've seen

instances where it's like, like y'all said, she was domestic, she was all of these type of things and then it's, I will end both of us. Right. Like, some people have that mindset. That happens. To me, he never showed her being suicidal, but they definitely believe she was trying to kill him. And basically, the black guy in the back is just a

an unlucky person's in the wrong place mind you why did he even go if this was her big master plan when he jumps up say I'll ride with y'all why don't you say yo don't go we just going I just don't believe you know what I really think I think that they got in the fight I think she probably was trying to scare them or you know what I mean like take it there like that and I think

that shit went too far and she shot back too fast I don't think that her ultimate goal was to kill anybody let alone her nigga and herself also I really did deep dives and shit the sister the brother on TikTok they got videos of him they kids so they were toxic They were getting fights and threaten each other

And I'm not leaving and fuck you The same shit that he has of her She has of them And I've seen them in my own eyes Listen to in my own ears So they kids Okay we got it On shrooms

So regardless if that was her intent or not It's not your part You have to share It's Docs with Domona No it's not It's not The whole segment of It's not

Docks with Demona Yo but even if she was Even if she was playing around And her intent wasn't to do that once you got to a certain level of speed and you couldn't break the car down, you're still guilty of killing somebody. I agree.

I kind of agree. Like, if you was playing around shooting a gun at somebody, making them do the happy feet, and the gun bounce off something and hit somebody, you still go into jail. Like, you kill somebody. In closing, closing the docs with the moment of segment.

Damn. The smallest segment on the show, if you asked me. Damn. I'm judging the parents that allowed their 17-year-old daughter to go move in with their boyfriend. Yeah, I am. Agreed.

I am. The parents tried to paint it on the dock like, yo, we believe that she was mature enough to do it. But once they started getting into who this young lady was, there's no way you could have thought that. There's no way you could have thought of that. You know, nowadays, that shit is way more special in Middle America. Raising my daughter, it's never going to be one of the nowadays type of things for me.

I'm telling you, bro. That shit is not as, as uncommon as it was when we was coming up. Or is this, yo, motherfuckers be letting boys spend a night in a night. their daughter's house, like all of that. Also, especially outside, like in New York, that it's not very common because it's so expensive. I said, that's what I'm saying. Like, it's much cheaper.

A kid can go get a crib. It's a really, it's a give up thing. I lived with my nigga basically, like, 17. My mother didn't have a choice in that. Once you get to a point with your kids, especially you got a kid like me where I thought I was an adult, you don't really have, if that motherfucker is not pregnant, if that motherfucker is not fistfighting this nigga in your kitchen,

you kind of, because it's like certain things your teenager, once they touch as much as not much you can do. Drugs and dick is included. So it's like if this person is locking in with one person and one thing about them, they kept pushing a day they were going to get married. Oh, she said she was going to marry him, which is a fucking joke. I don't even want you to marry the guy you think you're going to marry

a 17. You know what I mean? But I think that she was fucking. You guys, because y'all not. Like, I'm sorry. Like, what do you want me to do? What do you want to do? Go ahead. You're going to just go ahead. Jesus, Marion. Oh, my God.

I would like. You put a little powder on there. to run the pies. Also, I can't wait to watch it. It's a good doc. It's a good doc. It's a good doc.

Shut up, Mark. It was all right. I want to ask you all while we're on this doc type of stuff, I want to ask you all about this Matthew Perry's stuff. Matthew Perry's mother slams his ex-assistant

Kenneth as, quote-unquote, without a conscience, right? And I'm going to read this. This is from TMZ. Matthew Perry's mom, Susan Morrison wrote an emotional letter slamming her late son's assistant Kenneth Awamasa ahead of his sentencing TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained the letter written by Susan ahead of Kenneth sentencing in a criminal case.

Kenneth is accused of helping secure ketamine for the friend's star and even shooting him up at times. Matthew died in October 28, 2023. Kenneth injected the star with ketamine on the day in question. Matthew's mom wrote, my name is Susan. I am also Mama Mumma. My son Matthew, the name my son, Matthew, the name my son, Matthew, gave to me. The name I love to hear for O.G.

I don't care about that. Listen. So anyway, she went on there. I hate one name. She tried to get name back. So anyway, she went on there saying, yo, this person was a friend of the family. I knew him. Matthew knew him. We all knew him. Long before he got this job, we trusted him. So we trusted our son in his care. She went on to say, if anybody, if he was having trouble, what did she say?

If Matthew was having trouble in his addiction, then all Kwame had to do was pick up a phone and reinforcements would be on the way so he wouldn't have to deal with that alone. I thought that's what I said. Let me make sure now you fucked me up. No, this is his last name. Kenneth.

I'm going to ask for racial reason. I'm just trying to imagine the guy. Kenneth Awasama. I'm sorry. I don't know where I got going on. Owasam. Kenneth Awasama. But anyway, so. the mom is saying, yo, if you needed help, all you had to do was pick up a phone.

Reinforcements would have been on the way. Instead, he aided and abetted my son. And even went as far as to inject him and we're not fucking with none of that. That's tricky. Yeah. So now I read this. And again, we have the cases of Mac Miller. We have the rest and peace, Mac Miller.

We have the Michael K. Williams. Rest and peace, Mike. Love you. I miss you. My brother. I understand the drug dealer that gives the celebrity a batch of bad drugs. Yes. And that person dies.

Yes, I understand that. I understand looking for the drug dealer and harsh penalties. You're going to jail because what are you doing? I don't know that I necessarily feel that way in this instance about the personal assistant. I don't think the drug dealer that does it and the personal assistant that did it should be held to the same. I definitely don't. I'm with you 100%. I'm hot, like, I mean, for lack of better word, that's part of my job.

I'm your assistant. I get you what you need. You telling me, yo, I need this. All right, I'll go get it. I'm surprised you say that. Only because the following the law part. Because I'm inclined to agree with you. Because if he said, let's go rob this story, you say, well, no, it's not my job to break the law.

This is illegal. I wouldn't do it, but I understand someone's assistant just being your, Like I was going to ride out and do what you did. And I've been rocking with you. So I get it. I wouldn't do that. And I don't know. And I don't know that what you're saying, Mark,

applies in the celebrity personal assistant relationships. Right? Like, those people oftentimes are asked to do things that may not be legal. Not robbing a bank, not robbing a. But go pick up what I need from over here. Yes. It's shit that I can't be seen doing because I am a celebrity. Bro, you might make $300,000 a year.

You are on calls. 24 hours a day. If I'll call you at 4 o'clock in the morning. I need that. And my daughter need some cough medicine. It is your job to get out your bed and go get the cough medicine. That's why you make the amount of money you make.

I do think it gets a little bit weird if the family has a relationship with the assistant and there's a drug problem that maybe he could have tried to have some type of intervention. I don't think it should result in legal penalties. I think. But I can see why the family would be like, yo, why don't you call us and let us know

that he was whiling out with the ketamine? I think some of that shit be trying to passed the blame onto the other person. True. Yo, if your son has been on drugs and no disrespect to the gentleman, if your son has been on drugs for X, Y, Z amount of years, you might have already known he had a

drug problem. And people will be oblivious to it on purpose. Oh, we didn't know it was that bad, shit like that. And so now I want to blame the other guy for this. You understand? I'm saying? How do we know with absolute certainty that homeboy shot him on a day he passed

away? Right. We don't know that. Like, you don't know who injected the drugs that. They do know that he injected it. Was it a bad batch? No. That part, too, I was going to address that part. Because I'm saying, like, it could be, if he normally get him right with whatever he needs, and in this instance, he copes, he just got a bad batch.

I'm doing what I've been normally doing. They might have had, Sean, Sean, the dealer. They might have had this addiction under control to some extent where I'm using and still functioning. He just got a bad batch. I don't even know. He definitely wasn't functioning, no. I don't know. I'm just saying his specific.

I get your point. I don't disagree with you. personally. Mona, but go ahead. I don't want to get you up. I was just, I really,

I'm curious to know, does it matter that ketamine was introduced to him as a help to get rid of his opiate issue? So from what I know, it was for anxiety.

Right. Ketamine right now, people going to Mexico can ketamine for depression, for suicidal thoughts, for opiate addiction, heroin addiction, and stuff like that.

So that was introduced to him in a positive. He started going a little too far with it. So I feel like that to me, it's just more in the whole personal system not being, what is it, culpable? Because of the fact that at first this was a good

medicine. It wasn't a bad one. It's not a street. It wasn't a street thing. Ketamine is illegal here, period, right? But just because illegal here, don't mean it's not helping people. Ketamine is really helping people all over the world get over other addictions or get with the depression. For sure, people that

are severely depressed and suicidal are not jumping off bridges because of ketamine. That's a fact. it's not legal here for whatever reason and most of the time that's a money thing. It has nothing to do with health or safety. So I just feel like because it was that drug, why look at him in that way? You know what I mean?

But I don't know if mom understands that. It's like got to find a skategoat. I don't want to call him a skategoat, but like I have to find somebody put his blame on. I think that's what it feels like. For me, there's the legal part and then there's an ethical moral part and I think they might be different.

I don't think, as your assistant, if you want me to go get you drugs and I've signed up for that, I think that's fine. I agree. And you may say, like, I don't want to personally do it, but that's the job. That's the job. That's the job.

And I don't think it should be illegal anyway. So I'm fine with it. People can treat their stuff however they want to treat their stuff. I don't have issue with none of that. But I do think if you're my family friend, as a parent, I also understand why the mom would feel away. Like, for example, like you have, your mom has a good relationship with ICE, I, I, is, all those people. If, God forbid, you had an addiction and she found out that Ish or whoever was serving your addiction, in a way that was unhealthy.

She'd have a right to feel away. Like, why you ain't called me? Like, they both can be true. I'm not saying... There's two things to that. Yeah. One, there's a monetary piece from the assistant standpoint.

And so what happens is and one, stars are stars. Yeah. Right? And stars have ego, bravado. Some of them aren't the most pleasant. That's one. Number two, nigger, you work for me.

So now when you go above and beyond to go appease my mom, then you may be putting your life how you pay your bills at risk because now oh you told my mother you fired so it's a thing that's where a friendship comes in

how close are we how much of a family friend are you well that's why that's why regardless of what the law and the court says and again I'm not a parent that has gone through the loss of a child so I can't speak for her mental space

but in the to me in this example, right? My mom is fly with Ish. My mom knows that Ish loves me. My mom would also know that I got habits. So if he works for me and you know I'm instructing him on shit, yes, you could be disappointed in Ish. You can't blame him, though. Yeah, you know, you know, Ish wasn't trying to kill me.

Exactly. You know Ish wasn't trying to kill me. Something happened. So to write the note and the kind of just, well, that's what I'm. Is she blaming him or she just saying, I'm upset to you for doing it? Well, that knows. And your mom knows you're a hardhead. You've been a hardhead since you was 13.

Whatever the case may be. Even if Ish wasn't there, he's going to get the shit regardless of what he wants to. Two quick notes. The assistant is facing a maximum of 15 years, which I think is absolutely absurd. That's a problem. We all agree. And two, it wasn't a bad batch ketamine. It was a reaction to buferefnone, which is, I guess, used in weaning someone

off opiates. Yeah, it's a box. and he had coronary artery disease. Man, free, free. So it ain't even bad. That's what I mean. It wasn't. So it was the, it was the cocktail of the suboxin and the cadamine that killed me?

Mixed with maybe his heart being bad. Mixed with being in a pool. Because he was in a hot tub. Yeah, yeah. I cried like a baby. Nah, man, you freak kidding. Yeah, I'm not with that. I'm sorry.

I'm not with that. Is he in jail, Wienneau? He's not in. No, he's facing 15 years. Oh, see, I didn't know it was the Suboxin. mix with the ketamine. Because the man was trying to change. And that's another thing. Mom,

you know your kid. I read his book. That boy started getting high like movie one. Selma Hyatt. What is that? Fools, fools rushing? How are you not going to get hired with Selma Hyatt? Come on, bro. If it is somebody to get out with you. And the part that pisses me off

is this the traditional American story. You get injured. Your doctor tells you here. Of course. Take heroin. Take it three times a day. You should be good. And then you're not. That's exactly what the fuck happened to him But mommy, no That boy got 30, 40 years on his belt

Getting fucked up So it's like he dies off Suboxin Academy That's somebody trying That's somebody that's... Suboxin is you're trying to kick You're trying to stop Suboxin is a blocker of all that shit So it's like, it don't even know

I've explained it because the whole motherfucking world has the same problem right now That opiate shit is not a black, white Hood suburb thing It's everywhere and it came from Overprescribing period It happened because of greed So the fact that we're supposed to pretend

It's assistance and this. When all in reality, it's some other shit. It's just crazy to me. Free Kenneth till it's backwards. Yeah, three him. Three him. Yeah, I ain't, I ain't rocked with that. Yeah, I'm not with that one.

I agree. At all. If you give someone some fentanyl when they wanted heroin or something, you know what I mean? Then you are lying to somebody. Then I can see. You're poisoning them. Yes. And I'm with that.

Nowadays, bro, I'm telling you. They want to buy the fed. I'm aware. I'm aware. They don't be wanting Skag. They want fent. I'm saying in the event that you thought you were getting weed and they put fentill in it, you should. True.

You should go to drug or whatever drug. They don't want that. Speaking of poisoning people, do we have new music? Oh, wow. That's how I thought you were going. Do we have new music? Poisoning the community? We got some black.

We do have black. Pause. I thought they said black. I thought they said black. No, black. Black. Black. Six life.

Black dropped the new album. Muppets the new. gangster. I have not. I only heard up the track three, track two is hard. I have nothing to say about it. I listen to the whole thing. I really, really, really love it. There's a lot of features. There's a thug feature. There's a chains feature. That record is amazing. There's a Joey Badass fucked me up in Hunter pronounced his name. Azee Chike. Chik. Oh, you said. I realize what you're saying. I can't get out of it. And Leon Thomas on the same record. that shit is phenomenal.

Is Black doing more rapping or more of his R&B bag on this project? It's more R&B. There is some rapping. There's always going to be some rapping. Yeah, there's going to be some rapping. But it's, it felt like an R&B album to me. All right, then I'm going to go buy it.

Yeah. I'm going to buy it. You said it's more R&B and I'm going to buy it. It sounds really good. Shot to black, man. Yeah, I just don't be wanting to hear all rap black. You know, he's going to mix it up, though.

Yeah, it's more R&B. He's more R&B than rap anyway. All right, say less. And even like the. music is not, like, rap. It's more R&B bops. I stayed up all fucking night thinking that K1 project

was dropping last night, and it wasn't. She meant June 22nd. I hate when that happens. I'd be pissed. But it's fine. So no K1. I got black up. But I did bump into an artist

that I want to share with you guys. Come on, you know my fucking real nigger R&B for the West Side Highway. I got something for you. So Remy dropped. I'm familiar with Remy, but it's also mad, dope Remy's and Rennies. Which Remy are you talking about?

I don't know how to describe her to you. Okay. I don't know how to describe it. But her. Play it? Her. Okay, okay, okay, okay. This Remy.

So I'm going to play some of this. Music real quick because y'all should hear it and it's heat. This is Remy R-E-M-I. This project is called Left on Red. Seven songs, 18 minutes. Quick and simple lesson. That sounded great. Yeah, what I'm mad at that.

I think I put this shit on and I was in the shower this morning and the shit cut off 18 minutes. I take a long shower at this age. So you're telling me. up and you're moving on. Who's your company? Cause I know I ain't the only one. Who's loving you? I'm telling me.

Guys hardest. The whole project sound like this. Let's talk about it before you walk out the door. Yeah, let's talk about it before you walk out the door. You gotta see me. No, let me shut up. I already share too much about my relationship on this shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Can we have a cover? have a conversation. Hey. All right, that's enough. I just thought it was hard, so I wanted to let people here. That is Remy, R-E-M-I. The name of that project is Left on Red.

That sounded great. Left on Red. I'm not mad. We got a single from Vince's next album. Yes. His forthcoming. Got a video out too. Cry, baby.

Yeah, a dope video too. White Flag. It sounds like he's going a real musical direction, and I can't wait. Did you see what he was doing with the tickets for his show? No. He was at the actual ticket booth. Like he posted, yo, pull up, copy of tickets,

and he was like, I'm scalping tickets. But it was he himself in the ticket booth hand-to-hand, sign in autographs and selling tickets. That's fine. Dope as shit, though. You know, it's another way to get your fans engaged. Word. Shout to Vince, man.

Shout to Vince. I love you and I miss you. Come up here, Vince. Yeah, we're coming out with us, man. Come on up. Well, shit, while I'm mad, I might as well play this other jersey nigga that I just happened to bump into some new nigga I found.

You good over there? cold Oh yeah Yeah The weather change Yeah You know Jersey Is still producing

New fresh talent You are Not living on the 90s Not living off what the roots did Are you okay Remember y'all said that next week Um Sheesh

Sheesh is right Hold on now Hmm Mmhmm Worley me Pepper sturdy with them Both love the city But I'm a Jersey nigger

Perfect with you See I'm working with you All in breasts and thighs like you Trying to serve a nigger Damn Your bash Break your bash No god made you wear the weights

But where's that Bress and rats Body snatch Tap my name up on your breast That's tiff attached Perfect head up Kept it perfect with a Girl I keep it pee

I master pee like Percy Miller Twirking get her Dad, she worked the niff. This is hard. Who is this? His name is Tribe Mark. Tribe Mark. That's all.

And he got an album out, but this came across my timeline, and I was like, oh, hold up now. You give me your grandma getting a bar. I'm needing it too done. Bucing it for me. I'm out of time, girls, send a pitch, and touch it for me. Worthy, nudge. People are we, nudge. Big.

But I'm a jersey. I'm a jersey. I'm a jersey. Shout out to him. That was hard. That was tough. That was a jersey dick. Yeah.

In a Jersey. Yeah. What is that, sheesh? That was sheesh. That was sheesh. That was actually hard. Shot to Tribe Mark, man. Yeah, shout out.

Yeah, and I bought another one of his fucking record. He got, clearly the kid can make records. Let's see. Let's see it. And I bought, what is this here? Hey, sheesh. They're gonna swear this nigga paid me. He didn't.

So what? This is a music part. Checking that thing in jeans. Damn you know you different. Bad drag shit in the sun, dress, moving. Oh, no restrictions. You got a man ain't my concern. I'm for the mind my business.

Stack it over. What a little? What a shit I think? Outside business. Hush. Top that shit. Pop it. Watch.

Like my own way me. I like that. Like that. Like that. Send me a text before I reply to another type of you know that shit Go that shit Couldn't show that shit

All right you go that shit That's tough It's on his album The kid can make records I just bought the album Oh you did? Yeah no it's hard Shout to Tribe Mark

Big Jersey big news That she shit is hard man Somebody put some money behind that All right What else is in music What else somebody tell me about Daz Somebody tell me about Daz

Let's get to it Come on Ice Come on freeze We're tossing it to our death road representative. Don't. It's the opposite of that. It is. It's the opposite of that.

It's the opposite of that. Anyway, Das has took it upon himself to... I don't even like how you starting this. Das has had issues for back payments for royalties for the plethora of classics that he has contributed to. Biggest one maybe being the chronic. Yes. So because he has not gotten paid, he has decided to press up. The sole version of the Cotic.

I love that. And release it in himself. I love that. They're going to sue the pants off the movie. They sure are. But he's going to sue the pants on them. So, I mean. He sued.

Get them free. Sue Das. Oh, yeah. We mean, we sure are. We what? I ain't got nothing to do what happened to Das. Oh, okay. I'm saying, but you are a death row, though.

For sure. I don't hide it. Even the for show, the Jersey accent going for show. Where am I from? That nigga not from Jersey, though. You're in Philly. Yeah. That's the interesting.

So it's corrupt. That's the interesting. That's an interesting strategy though. Like you're not going to give me my shit, so I'm just going to steal your shit. I love that. You know, can you imagine somebody up here and having a contract dispute and suddenly we just put all the JVPs? Yo, I'm about to screen record some of these JVPs right. You, dog.

Well, they caught one of y'all putting the patrons on Spotify. I see it. One of y'all. I see one of y'all. You dog, who the fuck buys albums? People buy albums. People buy them. Yeah, they do.

Pardon me. Who buys bootleg CDs? Off a dance? I might do it. Yeah. If I can meet that nigga at the swamp meat, the cover hard. I like the new cover.

How many he's selling money? He said to cover hard. I don't know. He's been independent for a long time. He might be moving. Is this a black? Is this a publicity thing to drop? Yeah, I don't really feel like the point is to sell them.

Yeah. Yeah. It's the creator splash to talk about it because they're fucking me and ass again. It's just to bring more attention to my play. Like everything else that has, what he's been doing for the last. last. Yeah. I don't know how many years.

You don't seem like you. Does it have any validity, you think? No. Not from what I've been told, no. Now, I don't know his side. His, don't have anything else. He don't even know how to not sound like. He doesn't even know.

If you let me finish, I haven't spoken to that. I've heard one side of it. And from that side, no, it don't sound like validity. He might have another side and be valid. I don't know. He has another side. He is. He doesn't have to talk about this thing.

What's the thing is? You don't do that. You can't say to my hands. They don't get to spread his fingers. He's stealing from you. They got you figured out with hands. The water the fingers spread, the more he's taking out the shit. Man, listen.

We have reached, we looked over his contract. And we basically came to the conclusion that he's done. Yeah, ICE delivered that. Like, he is. Like, he just cashed his death row. He just left the check in place. God. And I think if you work with death row, you would probably have to.

cash your checks at the check cash please. No. No disrespect. No. You don't. You don't. I ain't even like that shit. Shook, my nigga, you called me, told me how birthday about that. Shook ain't got nothing to do with Defro. You serious? Snoop on Defoe. Well, I hope they get it figured out. I hope they get it right.

Because, I mean, Dad should be paid. It's been a very long time. You shouldn't have to reach out and do this. Why does he have to even take these fucking? You know what I mean? It's just wrong. Get Dad's right, man. Why can't people just do the right thing, perks? Get Dad's right. But I'm only saying that because I'm not the nigger that. has it. I'm not the nigga that has their

got to get them right. Yeah. If I had if I bought death row and then you buy a company they show you all the books and then you see the books and you see some familiar names. They missed the dad's line. The line item. Depending on what number

is next to the dad's name. And depending on what I bought it for. What did I pay? Yeah, I don't owe you nothing. I mean I'd dad pay dash. And don't sell me the company. There you go.

Because I know I'm not that good of a human. Let me ask you. I'm going to have a question too. And I ain't trying to be antagonistic, but. Yes, he is. I promise. No, no, no. Like, so if, if, let's say in the dad's situation,

dad signed a shitty deal with the old defro, it changes hands two or three times. You are now Snoop and you buy DeFro. and you can still acknowledge that Dad's got fucked and signed some real shitty deals. Do you think it would be on an up and up to compensate him? What's my relationship with him?

Isn't it cousin? Yeah, that they're related? No, no, I know that. What's my relationship? When I say, what's my relationship? He's not saying blood. I'm going to answer you. Let's say they have strains on their relationship.

Okay. You just seem defensive. Everything he said. How? You said, I answered you. So you said. I'm talking to you. No, no, you said that.

You asked me what the relationship is. Yeah. So let's say the relationship is strained. It ain't in the best place. Okay. Now what? Salute. You don't get compensated.

Not for me. Got you. You don't get compensated. I don't owe you no money. I didn't say you did. That's what I said. No, I didn't say you legally owe me shit. To you, to you know that his contract was fucked up.

Get your hands out your pocket. And he contributed to all of these classics. that are in fact classics. Absolutely. And he might be outside not being able to put gas in his car. Do you feel like... I don't think that's the case.

That could be, nigga. All right, man. That ain't true, nigga, that could be. Oh, my God. Now, now, now... He's going to get us an example. Can I answer him or... Please don't answer them, but I have a question.

Can I answer them or can we move on? Answer, go ahead. If I've given you an opportunity, once I bought the label to make money... Mm-hmm. whether it be giving you advances on stuff and not collecting a dime, just putting some money in your pocket.

He sounds like the label. I do sound like the label. I've talked to the label. You are the label? Yeah, let's look. Yeah, I've spoken to the label. Should I start rapping or something if I get a deal?

And you still looking at me for something that I owe, well, that you want for me, that I don't owe you, but I have tried to help you out. Can we go to like business? What do I do? Business law 101, if you buy a company and they owe people money, do you inherit that debt?

Yes. It depends on how you buy it. Well, it's not always true. Okay. Oh, God. Shark Tank. In the case of, like, if you buy a company that has royalty payments due and you buy a company, you still got to pay the royalty.

Yes. Well, they should pay. Let's say he don't have no royalty. I was about to say, who says royalty? Let me, what this is the thing. Because they just feels I'm old because I contributed to that. It can just be a feeling. Some people would be feeling like, yo, I played a part in this and I didn't get what I feel

is my just do regardless of what I sign and somebody needs to make me whole whoever owns this company make me whole so it's not they owe me money legally and they're not honoring it it's y'all the deal itself isn't fair and I want what's rightfully due to me true that's a different conversation that's what I'm trying to understand

all right now what would you say to me first? Absolutely okay and listen if dads came up here for an interview would you have to leave no shit he might if I started bootlegging all eyes on me what could you do about

you know What I'm gonna do about it? Would you tell a label? Yes. I tell you when I find out niggins bootleg in a pie. I tell you when I find out niggins bootlegged a pie.

People are belied the pie. But you work here. That's how off he is. I work there. He thinks his friendship with deaf row is the same as me. No, I'm talking. You really going to go.

Guys, wait a minute. Can I ask you a question, please. I mean, I'm free. Mr. Knight. If the original fucking was with The chronic, right? Bug night. Look at this,

the chronic is the first Drejoin, right? Yes. So really the original fuck was by Dre, right? Can we say that? No, we say that. It's hard.

He can't. I don't even think that would be, okay, whatever. I'm the only girl. They don't let you go. No, it's a valid question. We just don't know the answer. I don't know the answer to it.

I mean, if you were to assume, you would say. Yeah, if you a girl, shut the fuck. You know, enough of this. nothing is having to let girls talk yeah yo do me

babe if you got a pussy that's a joke that is a joke you're gonna get in the phone hey you're shut the fuck up and get in there

you already get your big ass in there I'm with that's the thing they talk all that shit and I'm with it I damn even want to tell myself

shut the fuck up oh my God what else is in music and other R&B dudes Chris Brown's teasing the deluxe already. God damn. Yeah, we ain't going from one client of yours to another. Hey, break up the clients.

We're not doing that. He got to break up the clients. In other news, Chris has got a deluxe. That's a client, um-huh, right? Yes. Yes, that's a client. I'm going to let you live. Let's go on.

Let's do our Kay Michelle. Let's break it up with you. He snitching on you. What? That's not. No, baby. They don't pay me either, though. Oh, shit.

I don't know either. I love when y'all get the same man, y'all get the secret chair. I can move it. So. What the fuck is that? What is that you keep talking to? I don't know. I want you to shut up about this.

What is it? It's my dildo case. That's what you're looking for. It's my dildo case. I like them thin. Move on. Yeah. Move on.

I like no girth. Oh, that's why you like this thing. I like my dick like a coffee stir. That's why you think he's so cute. Oh, shit. Yo. Now, let's, we're going to kid and show, guys. So in K Michelle news

K-Michel What are you gonna say? Thin' Dick, nigga? Recently. Yo, come on. A raw hot dog. I like me and kill boss in the microwave.

You heard me. What? I like that thing with a little meat on it. Stop playing with you. Please tell us about K. That's what. I'm not.

No, no, no. Back to Kamechelle. Back to Kamechelle. That's whack, though. No, it's fine. I can't never talk about that. That's misogyny. True.

Again, I like me a fat one. I would prefer fat and short. Everybody shut the fuck up for a second. Excuse me. I would prefer fat and short over skinny and long any day. You know what? Skinny long dick is like throwing hot dog down the hallway. You know what I mean?

It's going to make their air, make them far sounds that's embarrassing. Awkward. I like me a fat short drum if I could pick. It's a party cocktail sausage on a toothpick. But it's all dudes listening. Nobody's. relating to this. But guess what?

They're going to be my DM. I got that killbotser in the microwave morn. Okay, so Kamesh. Thank you. Somebody tell me about Kamesh. Kishel was on Club Sheshay and she was asked

about infidelity. Okay. And here's what she said. Oh, nigger, I wasn't ready at all. I've been trying to get 40 minutes ago. I've been trying to get monies and shut the fuck up

for 20 years. That's what you started with the guy. Put it on mom. Dick reviews. It ain't worked. We can't babysit and produce. Okay, I know I'm coming.

Now it makes sense why I see that. You can add that to your only fans, this is the dick reviews. Here we go. That's a big business. You remember I wrote the sneaker one here and I pretended like it was a fan and I rated your dicks?

It was me. See, y'all don't keep ass for shit. Remember when the person were to put? I got the clip moment. You're going to feel some type of weight, huh? Sexually? Yeah. That's not possible.

That's not possible. It's been that many years. All type positions, laser, choreography, all that. That's not possible. If you're going to tell me my husband was out with you and he was he paid your light bill, then we're going to, we probably have a problem. Oh, oh, you get them.

So if he pay a bill, that's what you're going to pay a bill. So you wanted to just poke. Polk and go. Yeah. It's reasonable. It's reasonable. What do you mean? If men going to be men and they need the feeling, the feeling doesn't include paying bills.

Yeah. If that's your feeling. Woman's damn by this. You're not my man. You shouldn't be paying nobody bills, buying them to look as purses. I don't care about purses myself. Most likely they're singing my songs in the mirror. And they're telling their friends that they were humping on my husband as they sing the songs.

The last thing that you was going to do is set him paying a bill. Ooh. She made a point though. Them bitches is fucking hell because that's her man. That's the fact. I think it's the same old story I think women have been real honest to open about that for years I've said on this podcast

just talking to my niggas a thousand times that like the pain the hurtful part for me would absolutely be him investing in her business, him paying her sweet rent, him making a business plan with this bitch like paying daycare fees fuck Jr. What if she's an escort? What if she's an escort? And he was merely paying the fee.

And with it she bought a bad girl. That's still different though. Different. Because the difference is sex doesn't mean anything to y'all sex is just sex so yes he has sex that doesn't bother me because I believe as a woman

I believe that if a man gave you a couple dollars he'd feel a certain way about you to me it changed now we talk about caliber men rich niggas have a trick bill that's different right stay focused like then my nigger is a supervisor Home Depot my nigga gets Chiquita a suite

around the corner of do lashes in it's insanity you really care about what this bitch doing with the rest of that year. Her taxes and shit like that. Crazy. Maybe he doesn't want to look at bad lashes while he's doing what he does. I don't even want you to tap this bitch on the shoulder before you come. Come right in her face. She don't get no respect.

Newark, Couch. What do you think? I'm in the Grants. I agree with it. I agree with 100%. You know what? I see the, um, it's almost like, I got, I got, I got.

No, well, give me an example. Honestly, what is it like? What is it like? What is it like? What is it like? I think I think I think

I think it's sad that she had to come to that realization that niggas just going to do what they're going to do so I got to tap out

and eat it stop it's not right now and shut up stop tell me it's sad stop are you really sad

and by it like is it did it bother you a bit yeah you said that thing is sad you didn't see that little team I get this point

I'm saying from her perspective. I'm saying from her perspective. I think that, I mean, I understand the realism behind it. But if you and I have a committed relationship and now I got to say, dog, you're going to do what you're going to do. So I got to eat it anyway. That's a sad place. To me, the interview, what you're saying sounds really cool. What do you think, though, I think that he's full of shit.

And I think you're trying to be funny. Stop playing. Moonlight, motherfucker. That's cute what you said, but you don't mean it. And I will also say that, see what happens I get to talk of niggas take piss breaks. It's bullshit. Let me ask you a question.

You know what, if I could have in my way, I would mute everybody up. Why do you think I don't mean that? Mute them up! Why do you think I don't mean that? I think you don't mean it because you have green eyes off bad. So mostly what you say is lies. That's facts.

A black man with green eyes. It's not a truth teller. It's not a piece of truth in there. But no, it's like it sounds good Like, you know, kissing babies, mayor talk Is that what I do? Like pandering? That's what you're doing right now.

Is that what I do? But right now, you're playing the game. What I will say is, with Kay Michelle's interview, it definitely didn't give like I give up. This is what it is. It gave up that they made a decision. What I do feel, let me switch this one word out.

I do feel that we waste a lot of time trying to have our relationship look like other people's whether we know it or not. It's not just subconscious. You see what, you know what we're, works for you and your girl, right? But her sister called and everything changed. The niggas talk at the barbershop and everything changed, right?

Y'all got this perfect system. Every Wednesday she eats your butt, y'all eat hot wings, right? Every Friday, you go to the strip club, you get your dicks up. Before or after? Think. That's a very good question. You eat the ass first and then eat the hot wings, duh. But I'm just saying, perfect example.

Somebody very close to me was with a man for 20 years. They never shared the same bit. Never. When people would hear that, the reaction would be, what? He must be cheating on you. And in reality, one couldn't sleep without the TV on and one couldn't sleep with the TV. That's all is what. And that's what works for them.

That's what works for you. I think the faster you decide to live in your moment and live by what works for you makes you happen, makes you feel comfortable, the more happier you would be. It doesn't matter about the status quo. In my life, I'm not saying to be cute or to be a pick me or whatever you want to call it, I wouldn't mind if my boyfriend got his dick sucks sometimes at the job. It just wouldn't bother me. two different things.

We're saying two different things. What y'all agree on is what y'all agree on, because it's not cheating if we agreed on it. If you know that we are in an open relationship or you give me permission to do whatever that is, that's not cheating. That is what we sat down, and these are our rules and our boundaries

that we make for our relationship. You stepping outside that relationship to do something that we did not agree upon is something totally different. So that's what I was addressing. And it says that Kay Michelle is saying, I've accepted as our agreement, you can fuck.

You just don't pay the bills. But if I hear you right, and I think I agree with you, if I do hear you right, you're saying that's not necessarily an agreement you want it. That's just what you've been forced to accept. Like, niggas gonna do what niggas gonna do.

Right, that's what I've got. It's like drawing a new boundary. So at least don't pay a bill, which is what a lot of women I know. That's where my problem comes. It ends up with. You want to pay the bill. I just think that

today women bounce back and forth between trying to be modern and trying to be traditional. Oh, for sure. And depending on when it's convenient is which one they choose and then they morph them into being this hybrid being today, which is tough for men to understand. So in that hybrid being today, I hear a lot of women saying, yo, do what you want. Don't pay a bill. I take you paying a bill worse than cheating. Granted, they make the rules.

I understand it. It's hate, though. Like, your bills as my girl and the holes bills. Different bills. They're not about to be the same level of bill at all. Nigger, when the whole, when the whole cold, she don't need much.

132. The whole call and say, hey, hey. The whole call and say, hey, you got a $132. You can send me right now. Little Jeffrey, Wendy, yada, yada. The whole call and say, I'm a little short. When the hole calls, she's a little short on something.

She got some of it. Yeah, she got some of it. When your girl called, your girl don't have none of it. And you got to pay it. So I think that's hate. Give a muscle. That's hate. That's hating on the side, bitch.

It's crazy. The whole, nigga. Keeps harmony at home. The whole, you went to the grocery store with the hole. The hole wasn't getting much. She picked up a couple items. Some juicy juice. Hey, you, Mocerella,

you as the dude, you stand in there, your mama raised a good man, you pay for the holes little groceries. That's different from you buying your girl all of this other shit, Chanel's and just whatever you buying your girl. That's different. I think girls don't need the girlfriend

or the main shouldn't mix them up. Joe is out of his mind. Give a mouse a fucking cookie-ass nigger. God damn it. Dog, you buying a hole the little keychie. from Bo Tegger, the little small shit. The whole gonna think it's a big deal. You're not buying the whole nothing

extravagant. And why do your girl know? Why do your girl know? And how did she find out that you was paying a bill? Yeah. That bitch tell it. No, it sounds like your girl is too much

in the fucking business. No. Mind your fucking business and your own light bill. They had one of the money. women to women talks. Yeah, when that bitch called. And she started exposing

shit. Well, he do this, this, this, this and this for me. When they both exchange information, I put my finger up his ass. I always put my finger up his ass. Well, I pegged him. I pegged him, I pegged him too. Once that bitch say, oh, wait, he got me alone. He got he's the reason why I opened my flagship story. Yeah, the conversation just got different.

That's different. That's different. Now I got a bus shoe in your fucking head with that. That's different. That's different. I don't give a fuck it was a Danish. I told you you can fuck. I told you nobody. It's nothing. Simple. Follow the fucking rules. See, and that's the other problem with women.

If you allowing him to go fuck, sometimes what you find out there in the field is great enough to make you get the bitch a double cheeseburger or something. A little watermelon. Yeah, you say, yeah. A little watermelon ain't ever heard. Why that?

If you're going to get that thing even better. If you're telling them to go fuck. I'm just saying. Oh, my God. Not, Mr. I just, I'm so hurt that you guys have to settle. You just have to settle for things. You just have to settle for things.

You don't ask you which answer y'all You went from that to get that pineapple juice inside. Bitch that pussy wet and it's tropical. A little watermelon. The hole that you paid a little bill for will hold you down greater than you've ever seen, nigga. The little bill, she is going to be loyal to you. Don't listen to this rich motherfucker.

Well, I don't do that. No more. Yo, I'm telling you. You used to meet them with that 590. They get to that 715. They owe you for life. Yo. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying The whole bill's gonna be paid For under $600 a month The whole rent is $17.50 Like this, hoarins Hey Joe, you're a wild boy You wilder If I give somebody 1750 for some rent

That's my girl You're gonna outside bitch We go together What the fuck Better not be nobody else Oh fucking I got a key Whoops'i You a dick is crazy

That's my crib What's the only honest statement niggas made on this bitch. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Because this, what I'm saying, this new joke I'm making is not applicable if you live somewhere else. I'm talking about in New York, y'all shouldn't wave the girl who rent 16 on it?

Oh, you don't care. Never mind. I walk it, Val. Yo. This is I do spot. This thing is horrible, bro. This thing is nuts. This is crazy.

You need to come back. Yeah, yeah, you're too far going. When I used to. You're too far going, Joe. This is all from experience of regrets, mistakes, and shame. Oh, man. But when I was out there being toxic, if I found somebody in a ring with $1,700, oh, you, my sex slave.

Are you kidding me? 1700. Sex that out. You know. Just cut out your slave. What? Anywhere from 1700 to 2350. It was up.

It was up. Back in the day, I'm saying. Yeah. A long time ago. Yeah. Rent's wasn't that hot, but it's cool. Long long. Yeah.

Damn, that's funny, son. You're motherfuck and shit. Gross. He'd be hating on you paying the whole bills, man. That's all I'm saying. Hey, and all of that is a joke and a bit. Of course. It's all a joke in a bit.

Keep your money to yourself. If you're in a long-lasting, healthy, committed relationship, then, yeah, she wouldn't want a penny or a nickel or a dime going out over there when it could be a when it could be being put to your household. And if you let your girl think long enough, she's going to find something that forgot to be paid over here. Oh, no, she could find somewhere to put it. Oh, she's going to find somewhere. Oh, no.

Trust me. And if she's letting you spend the come, then keep the money, you know? You said what? If she's letting you spend the come, then. Right. You know what if your girlfriend, you can't never ask the tough questions to. Your girl's say to you, all right, yo. See, here you go.

Glad you said to watch. See it. Go ahead, John. girl say to you, yo, you can fuck who you want. Don't pay no bill. Is that the moment where you saying, listen, baby, fucking

Regina, let me come over there, come all over her whole body and living room and go, and it still checks on me the next day. Like, that's worth the 16th on it. She bought a good salt.

And she could cook. Baby. What the fuck? Regina, before I came all over, made me a grilled cheese. Rice errone me. What's the motherfucker to die for? What's the other one, the old-school one? Beeferone, whatever that shit was.

Hamburger helper. Yeah, hamburger helper. Stroke it off. That's strogy. That's strogy. Beef strogan off. Before I got the strogan off. I think that's the thing.

Girlfriends sleep on how good the whole who you pay the bill for it treat you when you go over there. That's all I'm saying. That fucking sloppy Joe beater, what's the soft potato bread? What's a potato bread? Nigger, what? Talk about it.

Talk about it. You're going over there for fucking fucking fucking fuck for sloppy Joe's. Let's change the other. And then we got a heart, right? So sometimes you go to the whole house, the whole live with a grand, she takes care of grandma because her grandma's dying, right? You feel bad?

Yeah. You buy the doctorate medication. You go over there to come all over the girl. She'd say, listen, I got to put grandma to sleep. I got it before. We, and you feel bad you're going to sit in the living room. Go ahead, girl. Man, you wait.

Go ahead. Take it your grandma. But now that while you wait and you realize that TV ain't really, you can't watch the game. No, but you're sitting there and like, yo, you look, what she's doing with the money. No. She's taking care of Nana. No. It's the killer. The fire stick.

$80. I got you, girl. You paying $250 for that game? I didn't know where this shit was Raygo. What? What? What? What?

He's gonna say you come all over grand, ma'am. Hey, you pay your whole, you pay the, you not, uh, y'all out there. Doom. You pay the whole rent for $16, $1,700. Sometimes you get a key. What the fucking y'all? We can't let girlfriends just dictate the rules. Sometimes you get a key.

Hey, sometimes you go over there and you got a heart so you don't even use the key. You get it with a little cheap open the door. Call. Hey, hey, the hole that you paid a $1,600 for got better tasting TV shows. girl. You sit there, what you watching? Oh, touch your side. I'm watching. I'm watching Spaceballs. I'm watching Space. I'm watching Space. Watch the space balls from the side.

No, home never ever in a winter. Yo, girl, then you go home. Now then you go on thinking, oh, my stupid ass girl never watch baseballs. I love space balls, yo. That's crazy. See how disloyalty's motherfuckers all. It's all jokes. It's all jokes.

Space. See the fun we can have when the girls have the fuck up around here. No, we're joking, of course. We're joking, of course. We're joking of course. Don't pay nobody bills. You could be sitting right here. You could be.

Because the Rick going up, hey, that's what happens. Hey, hey. You hear your man, right? You hear your man? What? Nothing. Hey, no.

Nick, can you build houses. Why, I got to say the rent went up. You say it. I don't pay nobody else's right. Me either. Oh, no. The fuck. But, yo, you go out there try that shit today.

Bitch going to hit you away. All right, my rent is $7,500. Hey, damn. Hey, my God, Asia. Love you so much. Hey, you shot that shit today. Bitch got to take depending on where she live. Bitches got the good crib.

They live in fucking... You try that shit. Bitch going to be like, listen. Mark, why you so quiet, nigga shit? I don't know. Say some shit while we being toxic, I'm taking notes, I'm just learning. Yeah, I bet.

I bet. He has nothing to say about this kind of stuff. Exactly. That's because they always... . Oh, shit. She ain't got a pain. Oh, shit.

Buy some somboros. This thing is terrible. We're awful. All right, we're done with our toxic. We're done being toxic. We're dumb being toxic. That mill player, 1900 for the semester. Good.

You all are dumb. You all are dumb. Okay. What else in music is important? I think of music. What else is? I can't believe girlfriends are trying to, I mean, listen, I'm getting married, so I'm not the gay.

They got some nerve, huh? The audacity. Some niggas just got money. Yes, that man, that, that, that, that, hey, you know how good it feels to give? Quiet and quiet and quiet and shit. You got to hear of my love. You're not givers. Nope.

You're not givers. You never could be, never could be. I ain't got it to give. I don't. These girls think they. going to get the new young crypto, nigger that just made fucking $900,000 last month

and he's not going to pay no girl bill. Just shut the fuck up, yo. That guy wants to try. That guy wants to give it a shot, is all I'm saying. Don't take that guy and try to lock him down and make him in a no, bitch. Make him loyal.

That's some bullshit. Not right now. That guy, that guy don't need to be in a relationship right now. But they don't tell that part of the story. They don't tell that on Instagram, how difficult it is to be everything. to the high value, high maintenance. It's tough.

It comes with, he's going to trip up. He ain't just high value, high earning, and perfect. He's going to slip up. What you're going to do, bitch? You're going to leave him? You can just give him that chain. I just want to walk to the bathroom. I just want to walk to the bathroom, my nigga.

I don't even want to be a part of this conversation. And all this is, we joke. Ha-ha-ha. These are jokes. All just jokes. Refer to the tag. Yeah, why y'all think niggas was fucking so many girls in the bros? The Brits.

All right, I'm walking. Yo, you know, niggins used to be mad as out going to the Bronx. Like, damn, ain't nowhere to bark. Yo, Union City. Yo, I've got to drove around Union City for two hours. Yeah, we could tell you the towns. He said ain't where to park. That's North North.

Yo, listen, when bitches just start finding out about Clifside, Oh, man. Oh, nigga. I was shipping on the clipside. You get a credit. You get a credit. You get a crib. You get a kid.

It is insane. All right, we're done. No, for real, the time. All right. On the music. On to music. We were going to talk about the culture coming together to take a stand against Max B and what he had to say about Big Daddy Kane.

But when I tried to bring it up, Freeze was like we could segue that by talking about Max B and French's new project. So then I accused him of taking more paola. He don't like that, so he cursed me to fuck out. So then I said, I don't like, I can't get no paola money from Freeze when he do that sucker shit.

I can't get no oxtails money from issue. Selling oxtails t-shirts like a bitch. I can't get no money of that. But we worked it out. We worked it out. I'm going to call him on the side. He's going to give me some oxtails money. And then he keep talking about I didn't give him no money

for the Dr. Umar shit, which is two years old. But the boy got a brain like an elephant. Memory like an elephant And he keeps saying that Which is what let me know That he know how much money I made From Dr. Umar Which is fucked up

That's pocketwatching I don't know what you made from Dr. Umar Can we find out now? I know it was a bonch You speak Spanish It was a bonch If you call me on the side I pay you something

Because it couldn't happen like that Without you And that's not lost on me Oh what about the basketball money Well you got basketball money We paid for you That's a brand new Achilles Nica made a medal

Who made? That's a brand new Achilles that you got. Made a medal that you called Ian Begging. Oh, broke my shit on the job site. Ian's line. So we paid it. Take that back. Take that back.

Why? I ain't taking nothing back. Take that back for I get hot. You got a brand new Achilles thanks to me, boy. Thanks to who? Me. That 38 came out of my pocket. Who you think paid for your Achilles?

Antoine Marvin. Your hamstring ain't felt like this since you was 23, niggas. Antoine Barbie. Nick, hey, what the fuck is you talking about? Nigger. I'm always look out for you. You don't take your little six grand back.

I don't care. I don't care that shit through the roof. I don't care that you resent me. I'm still going to hold you down, nigga. Oh, my God. I'm never going to stop taking care of people I love it. It feels good to give. Hey, yo, I bought your bins.

I gave you $3,800. It feels good to give. Oh, yeah, speaking of paying bills for the holes they live in the Bronx and Cliffside, and Clifton back in the day. We do have a sad moment here. Somebody got married. Now listen, in news that's only important to people that live in the New Jersey, New York area,

and only important to people who used to get holes and cheat and need a quick dip-off dinner spot with the side where she could get some good mashed potatoes. Oh, yeah. Where she could get some good seafood. They closed there. Where you could get a table and sit at a view and see the whole belt. One of the best views New Jersey had to offer. But we can see the World Trade Center.

You can see Hoboken, you can see it all. The Chart House in Weehawk in New Jersey, a staple in the community is closing down. Actually, it's closed down right this very second. You cannot go to Chart House. Now, this don't matter to Mark, because Mark be adrift. But to some of us that know about Chart House and the memories that we built there

on a birthday or late on day, Memorial Day, on a Tuesday. On a regular, yeah. This is very sad and disappointing news. Now, that's the bad news. Yeah, yeah, gets it. That's the bad news. Cut the music.

Let me find some new music. Put some new music now. Let me find some new music now. The chart house is no longer, so that's very, very sad. Mm-hmm. However, they have a new restaurant coming on. Coming there? Maestro.

Meistros. Meistros will be taking the place of the Chart House. If you know anything about Maestro's, some luxury eats that's coming to town and we hawking. Now listen, Maestro's, good move. Good move. That's one of me and my ladies' favorite restaurants. What?

Y'all can have the drift and blue on the Hudson. And when Maestro's gets there. It's a rap. And hopefully it's like the Maestroos to be out of town. Out of town, you have having a good, good, good, good, good menstrus. They're going to do it right. They're going to do it right. When it's opening up?

Yeah. Soon. It don't matter. Soon. Soon. Soon. We got time. Do it right.

Soon. Don't rush. Yeah, before the summer is over. I think Maestro's will be. Oh, it's on. And that's a good call. Good call. So that's all I got there.

That's all I got, man. Char House, hold your head. A lot of good times. Thank you, Charhaus. Thank you for your service to the community. I hear, Asia, Asia got a man now, but when she didn't, Asia got some tall ass nigger now she's been with for mad years, but when she didn't, yeah, Chart House with some old school basketball player,

nigger. Oh, my God, yo. This is crazy. Asia, yeah, nigga, bernar king in this piece. Oh, shit. Old school from the. 80s. I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.

Anyway, on the more music. More music, we didn't touch the BET nominations. No. We didn't touch this Spotify shit, but let's get to the culture coming together for Big Daddy Kane over that stupid shit to Max B had to say.

Basically the Max B say, because I keep seeing a response. I saw him rank him. Was that what it was about the ranking shit? Yeah, he placed himself with third. He placed himself third or fourth, I think, but fourth. He said, Big Nog's JZ, me.

And then he said, after Biggie Jay Z and Nodge, you could put me anywhere. Right. But what he meant to say was... What he would say was, I'm next. And then when they started naming names, when Kane's name was mentioned, because they said

Rock him, he's like, oh, here God, too, he had God too. But when Kane name was mentioned, his, it wasn't the same reaction. He played on Kane name in a way that no rapper has ever played with Big Daddy Kane's name. In life. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever.

Anywhere. A class act. Any coast. One of the best performers of all time. One of the best rappers of all time. One of the best Brooklyn rappers of all time, which says a lot of you know who came from Brooklyn. Like, come on now, it's Big Daddy Kane. Exactly. It's Big Daddy Kane. Like, the risk is not even worth the reward.

And French is funny, too, because after the fact, I hear French say, I told that nigga Kane was going to get him. Oh, he posted it on his Instagram. He posted it. I told him Kayne responded with bars. Yeah. And French posted that and was like, I told Max Kane was going to get on his ass. You might want to walk that one back.

You might want to stand down. He doubled down. He doubled down before. I don't know. Kane, I'm on your side. Everybody came together. Everybody with a voice. They lit that time line up so much. I thought something happened to Big Daddy.

I said, God damn. Every lit clip of Big Daddy Keyes was all in the same time. You know what my favorite one is the drone when he faked dropped the mic? Oh, my God. I think I had the fur coat on with a silk suit in the 90s, nigga. Nobody in culture should ever play with Big Daddy Kane's name. No, no, I'm saying. I didn't even get Max doing that.

You're supposed to text him, nigga. I didn't get that. Maybe he didn't realize who. Like, he's thinking Big Daddy Kane, but he's thinking of a different old. No, no, he's not who it was. He said it. He said, you're talking about Big Daddy Kane, right? Not a different Kane.

He just, you talk through that. He got into his comedy bag and just, that's just Kane not the name to play with. He's wrong on the fuck with. Like, I get it when he do. Listen, I understand. I'm a fan. Yeah, he was supposed to play with Shan. Like, I can get him.

Don't play with it. It's certain names that you just can't play with. There's some old-school rappers that I guys. If you're going to play, I understand. He picked the wrong juice crew, nigga. Yeah, he picked Kane. You don't do that way. Kane look better than the rappers today.

And so rap's better. Raps better, performs better. Rast control. Better wardrobe. Yeah. Kane ain't somewhere getting fat. He's still rapping and shit. Kane is the other reason I know Isha ain't get bitches in Dave Greed.

Because that's Big Daddy Kane ever too now. You shit on dogskin niggas. He was an anomaly. That nigga. Kane was different. Who else in the culture is untouchable like that? A bunch. It's a lot of people.

Can we just say anybody before a certain era, a certain year at this point? No, not anybody. It ain't anybody. It's certain people. Cairns, Cain, Slick Rick, Rakim, Koogee rap. I'm gonna say any rap. It's a bunch. It's getting thin.

L. L. L. L. Nicar, Wooten. Nobody is named in tongues. Grand Puba. His niggas next is he just don't play with. I'm gonna say anybody before a certain year. Black moon. You shouldn't play with unless he did something to deserve it. Hell to Skelter.

Yo, just doing it in clicks. The whole digging in the craps, leave me alone. Diamond D. All them niggas, and they shoot you. That's the other part. That's the thing about these clicks, too. Like, some of these people we'd be talking about will kill you. Really at one foot in and one foot out.

No, and still, to this day. A pinkie's all right now. Say something to that. Yo, them niggins is a 60-year-old. You know what I mean? On it. On it. Peace, God.

It don't be a Freddie. peep about Freddie Fox. At all. Nick, did not. Hell no. Freddy Fox is Raps.

What's Homeboy off the pace is everybody know not to play with? James Johnson, James. You know the nigga. Yeah, the nigga. He just did

Behan and him. He just did 520. Yeah, you just know not to play with service. I don't know why. Max B, you bugged out with that one. I ain't going to hold you.

You bugged it. You bugged. That was crazy. That was crazy. He bugged out. Actually, the only older nigger I would play. with pause? Let me

I wouldn't even play with sham. Like I don't play with no. That's what I'm saying. Nobody's never. I wouldn't play with red-headed kingpin. I wouldn't play with MC Light. No, no. Yo, they all paved the way

for something I love more than life itself. They all paved the way for me to be able to do something the way I was able to do it. And without them, that couldn't have happened. I don't have nothing negative to say about none of them. And that's why the first thing I tried to lean on was ignorant, so maybe he didn't know because you

have to be ignorant or just disrespectful to play with a nigga like that. He went in. He started breaking down the album. How? He started breaking down shit. And in his brain, I get what he was trying to say. Just Kane ain't the name to say it with.

I understand what Max was trying to say. Kane in leopard drawers with naked broad draped over him is still harder than you niggles. Madonna. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're right. You might be on to something too. I think Big Daddy Kane was popular before Dino Brown.

Girls love that. That nigga. Yes. Girls loved that thing. And not loved. Love. You go to the show the day they still throwing panties at this nigger. No, dark skin niggas is cool today.

That niggas. No, listen, he did it in the time when dark skin niggas wasn't in. You were the one that said it. He has such a colorist, yo. This is my man. He don't even hear it. You don't even hear it. Monster, yo.

He goes on me. When dark skin nigs came cool? What year was? What year was? You look at court. Mute up, court. 90. Look at Marr.

That's why Mark was in the coach. Neal Brown. Tell her. Nina Brown. Well, you were the New Jackson. I was in high school. Look, I just got to Google when New Jackson came out.

Look. So we could have the exact answer. 91 maybe. We know what it came out. Yeah, we are culture. We ain't got to Google it. We ain't got to Google. Well, you wasn't there.

No, no. I'm asking Joe. Well, you were there. I heard him. That's cheating. He's not. He's not. He's not.

He's not. He's not wrong. Asshole. Max Bitt, you're fucked up. And you know what else? You got it. If you're going shit on Kane, you shouldn't shit on Kane.

Actually, I can't say. There's nothing I can say to even make sense. That's what a mistake. When you shit on one of the old niggas, you got to be able to do something better than them while you're saying it. But you still shouldn't do it. I agree.

Because the niggas that got the license to do that in terms of skill wouldn't do it. Of course they wouldn't do it. Because their respect, they know they got it. He paved the way for them to even speak who they are. If you're ignorant or shit like that or you don't have that respect, I'll look at you funny. Like, I almost want Big Daddy came and performing my wedding still. Like, he's, you want to.

Oh, now this nigga, Ritchie. You're going to lose all them holes at the wedding. Well, at a wedding, you're not supposed to. I'm just saying you're going to lose them. Oh, lose the holes that's at the wedding. Ain't no hosers. The wedding people that love me, thing. I'll let you let you first.

My girl ain't let no holes come to the mind. Wasn't you crazy? Okay. I sneak a man, I got to say this is my old cousin or something shit. The new cousin. Yo, Parks and Mark, how did y'all get your old holes at your wedding? Maybe they didn't.

Well, let them say that. Y'all ain't got an answer for it. Did not. Nah, Parks, I've seen some little white girls that wasn't talking to everybody there. I just assumed that was old work. You know, you know, when Park's old work is around, it's the childhood friend.

And? Mark, what'd you call you? I'm sitting and thinking, like, there's no, no one. I don't think there was that. Colleague, old colleague. associate with Mark. Any exes you still speak to or are still allowed to speak to?

Like, and your wife, you know, and she's fine and she's cool? Huh? Hang out with? Like, oh, for me. I heard you. I get it. Speak to, not hang out. No, no. I heard him.

I speak to, I don't hang out with any exes, but I speak to them. Like, and exes that you speak to that your wife don't give a fuck. Never mind. How about you? He's answering the question. I've answered you twice. Leave this thing alone. No.

No, no. My wife don't care, but I don't like tell. Hold up, bitch. Let Mark and let's go around. You know, my wife don't care, but I don't be like, hey, guess who I talked to today. But if it came up, I would. I've seen your face on this thing of ours. That's the name of the show, right?

No, that's a mafia show. In this thing together. Yes. I've seen your face on In This Thing Together. Sign up to Mark Lamont Hill's Patreon right now. Yes. If you have not had a chance to do it. And if you listen now, they have a free sign into my Patreon.

Go ahead and give it a spin. Check out the quips. While you can. There's no free ones left. No, don't do that, y'all. They're good. I see the conversation. Yeah, we should talk about that.

We should. We're saying the conversation. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about our Patreon. But in this thing together, I saw your face, Mark, when your wife was talking about the date she went on. The date she went on? He don't remember that. He flushed that out.

Oh. You don't remember. Cloudy. His subconscious. I think she went on before we were married, you're talking about? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I seen your face while you were married. Yeah. You got the face? He ain't like that shit. I don't care about this stuff. He ain't like that shit. What I'm supposed to do with my hands on the line? What yours is?

His is palms up. Yeah, palms up, man. Anything else in music that we need to get to? Oh, let's talk about Chelsea Handler responding to the fucking... Well, before we... You said music, you want to do the BET nominations? Oh, fuck it.

But that's music. Come on, let's do it. Yeah, B.E... Pull up the Pulse Awards. The Pulse Awards? Pull up the Pulse Awards is a new category that they're doing at the BET Awards. And it looks like all the podcasters and just some and Don Lemon, not Don Lemon, Trevor Noah. One of them niggins, Don Lemon and Trevor Lowe the same thing to me anyway.

What? What? That's wise. What? Trevor Noah is England, Don't know him. Wait for what Trevor Noah from. from South Africa. Oh, yeah.

South Africa. Oh, that's what they're doing. South Africa, they try to fool me. Anytime South Africa is said, it's a trick on Joe. Huh? I can't hear you. Who's straight? Who?

Oh, God damn. You what's wrong? Who's that straight? Trevor Noah, you ass. I never called him gay. He was just saying that's the difference in the two. Oh, shit. You know, you don't see things like that.

Oh, yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't, I don't care who's straight. Gay. I didn't know. I got Don Lemon who was fucking gay. Is he gay? Don Lemon is very gay. Oh my God.

He let people know. He's married to a man. He brings his husband around everywhere. Okay, go him. Ain't a white man spicy. When they locked him up, he took his white-ass dinner and got his baby out.

Hello. Yo, I am up here with some nutcases. So the BETT Awards. So the BEAT Awards. You want to start with the Post Award? Pull up the Pulse Award. All right, the Pulse Award.

It's 85 South. Kiki Palmer. See? See? Bull shit, right this second. That's bullshit. You write this very second.

85 South, fuck with y'all. Joe and Jada. Fuck with y'all. I memorized them already. We do that shit back. Yeah, fuck you talk. Wait, hey, rap radar. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Yeah, Kiki Palmer, Charlemagne, Don Lemon. The God, nigga. Don't say just Charlemagne. His name ain't just Charlamine. That's correct. I want to be preferred to as Dr. Freeze. He's Charlotteman the guy.

You won't let the niggas say him. Oh, he's fucking up Charlotteman Charlottomaine the god. You goddamn right. Don Lemon. Drusky. It is what it is. Wait a second.

Drusky. The host of the BET Awards can't be nominated for, all right, go ahead. I'm confused. The host can't be nominated. Crazy as her. He's been killing, so I don't have an objection.

It is what it is. Joe and Jada, on the radar, R&B Money Podcast. That's some good shows in there. Which one? When did you guys? This is like when Carisha won the shit back to back to years.

Oh, that was bullshit. This is the same shit. Yes, that was bullshit. And while we're on music, I didn't want to tell you all that I do kind of like the Carisha. Oh, please, with that shit. I do. I'm sorry. They put melaton in that.

Yeah, your wings are just, let them out. I'm sorry. That record is kind of hard. No, my God. Yes, it is. No, it's not. You know what it is? It's catchy and it's prepared it.

Spin it. No, that money, back. Yo, I just want you to expand so bad. That you're saying that. It's just a big world out here. I'm a little salty. We didn't get nominated for this one. You don't say?

See, I'm not salty because of the people that are nominated. I have a question. I still think the name should have been tossed in there. Don't toss me in there for fuck's sake. Some of the names in there tell me that this is for fuck sake. Yeah. They were reaching for a couple of weeks. That's what I'm saying.

Rap radar We should have got to Rap radar not in there On the radar On the radar Okay Who the fuck is that That's the free stop

In front of the green room The green join I'm not mad at them I'm not rap radio We should have been in that mix I thought rap radar was there It says this award Do that even exist?

No That's why I was mad They name a non-existency Before us It said this award I'm one of the voters And I'm not just supposed To vote on one of these

It said this award Recognized the Creator Campaign or Content Series That is most powerfully Move Black Culture Forward In Digital Space by sparking conversation, building community, and defining the moment online.

How's that not us? All right, you know what? Tyler Perry, olive branch. Because this ain't nobody. Oh, that's what it is. Hey, hey, this ain't nobody but Tyler Perry. Don't heard some shit I said about the Medea's. That one?

No. The Oval Office. What do he make? All that shit. All that shit. Tyler Perry, we got a piece it up. He might have heard what I said about what some of them little young white model boys were saying to. Oh, man.

You're about to dig this shit deeper. No, no, no, I'm cool. Olive Branch, me and I ain't going to talk about what them little white boys said. Half of it, I believe, though. Can you get this role? Yeah, I had a great joke. You know, dog.

About Darcyon? No, I'm good, but I'm good. What? Yo! All right. I'm just confused because I thought it was podcast. What would you do, though? Wait, hold up, Mon.

Let me fuck with Israel quick. But what would you do if you go to the function, you go to a Christmas party or something shit? Perry's dear, you get your phone up. You're going to give me your phone number. Don't do that. That's networking. There's nothing wrong with that. Keep going with your sense. And he began to text you in a way where power dynamics come in.

I don't work for Tyler Perry. Yeah. Not that's been power dynamics. He's six four. No, you do work for. I'm the cat. Hey, boy. Hey, boy. What I like?

Yeah. Hey, hey, we're, that's that it's dog. You know, bring that That's that issue That's over But if he started texting you On some shit Whiz like You can see it's going

A different direction Like how do you handle that? Dude I block him You don't block Tyler Perry You don't block Tyler Perry You would block Tyler Barry You might want a gig later

You better get down where you fit in I don't want to fit nowhere He tried He said he hung like a horse Oh my God Only in your group chats. They talk about Tyler Perry me. Yo, I'm so anti-groups.

I'm not in group chat. What did you say, Mota? Is he really home? I don't know. Yo, look at you. I'm joking around. All right. Shit.

Stupid, yo. Mona and the next sisters. Yo, yeah. What would you do, though? What would you and Ian do? You said, what did he do? No, no. No, no.

What Tyler Perry? Give him your phone number. What would you do? Conversing. And then when they start, conversation start going left. What is left? What's left?

I mean, left for you and left for me might be different. It is different. It's why I'm asking. Like, I'm a little more open-minded than you. You're from the 70s when they all had to stay in the closet. Left to where. Left to you.

You see what he on. You're uncomfortable. Exactly. He left-handed. He might not. Oh, shit. That's a good. All right.

See. And that thumb weigh a little more. Go ahead, though. I'm listening. See, they fuck. Yeah, depending on what left looks like. I wouldn't have no beef with Tyler Perry sending me that shit that he sent homeboy.

All right, so what about have you at? Homeboy bugged out just trying to get some money. See, I got money. Tyler, come fuck with the real one. Hold on. Hold on.

I don't need Tyler. Pay your money. I got my own, nigga. So like Homeboy said, he's staying at this spot. It's levels to it, though. No, Homeboy was hitting to you. I'm saying Homeboy was hitting.

Homeboy was texting like he was an emotional support dog. Like, he texting Tyler about his grandma to died, how the bill's how the bills is doing. and the mailbox don't have the check that you're waiting for. He sound like the bitches. You know when you take the bitchies?

Of course. You know when the bitches need something? They just give you the bad news. You didn't ask nothing. You said, good morning. Oh, it's tough this week. I'm stressing. My thing, cut my phone bill, okay?

You believe it. And I need to ask him. Yeah. You ain't ask nothing. I'm stressing. A word. I'm going to call you. I'm going to call you right.

I'm going to call you right back. I would milk this shit out to Oliver. I was about to say, so what did you say, y'all? When he said he wants to see the hallway for it all than what. No, not milk like that, jerk. Oh, just that. Oh, you know. Oh, you mean, jerk.

You got it. Let it go. Let it go. The LGBTIA plus community would have to file a class action suit the way I'd be duping them money. They're so easy and thirsty. Yo. You get it.

Yeah. I think I can bankrupt them. This nigga crazy. I ain't go hold you. If I got in my bag. You're going to move. Once they see that hallway video, you fuck. That's your ass.

That's what you working with. Get my money back, nigger. They don't need it. Huh? Oh, you're right. You're right. What mark is that? stories. What's up next? What we got on the board?

Yeah, I don't even know what we was talking about. We was doing nominees. Oh, yeah, the polls. Yeah, the polls. Yeah, the polls. Yeah, them nominating Kiki Palmer let me know. They ain't got the post on you. I'm cool. And some other ones. Who else? I'm about to say on that. So, the only pods I'm recognizing from like people that call themselves in my peer group is Charlemagne, Joe and Jada. Who else is lit on there? Oh, Cam and, yeah, it is what it is. Gilly and Wallow.

Who else? Julian Wallo wasn't even nominated. So I'm just naming them. I'm just saying that. Like even that though to me says so. 520 and 85 South. What about R&B money? R&B money, yes.

Okay. Even though no. Not really. Not really. I don't want to say, yeah. But those are my peers. I fuck with them. Ten calls all the time.

Sean's talking about. I fuck with a lot of the R&B in sports niggas. But when it comes to the awards and shit, the pulse. Certain names just. I don't want to be nominated, no. I don't want my name and Kiki Paumanmanan next to each other. I don't. I don't.

Sorry. Call me what you want. That's the one for me. When I saw it, I said, okay, I see what. Yeah, I'm cool. I'm cool. I know that. Some of the other nominees.

That's Mark Homegirl, nigga. I said what I said. Oh, yeah. Best R&B. We got a best female R&B slash pop artists. Ari Lennox, Coco Jones, Ella Mae, Jill Scott, Kalani, Mariahs scientist, Olivia Dean, Cizza, and Tim. There's so many names.

That's a long fucking list, but it's all good names. Oh, y'all, oh, this is a spoof. Yeah. I see what's gone on. It's already engraved. The trophy already is a spoof. It's not engraved. Yes, it is.

Who wins that? Kalani. Olivia Dean ain't coming. The trophy already got the name on it. Olivia Dean won't be there. Olivia Dean won't be there. No, she won't. So Kaylani wins, and don't try to fool me with Ari Lennox in them.

This is a, no disrespect, because I know y'all be thinking. You guys. Stop it, yo. Stop it. Had a big year. Stop it. Best male R&B slash pop artists. Brent Fires, Bruno Mars, Bryson Tiller, Chris Brown, Duran Binar,

Givion, Leon Thomas, October London, Usher. That's a category. It is? Yo, BET, why y'all don't just send out an invite to anybody that's ever made a song? Because it sounds like y'all just trying to... You know, it sounds like they don't want to forget nobody. No, they try to nominate a bunch of niggas. So I'm nominated a bunch of niggas come to the awards and get their attendance.

They're playing on people's hopes. It's clear, even from their rollout video, they spent some money this year. Remember last year, we would say, He didn't even know BET was happening. So between getting Drewski to host. Well, money they didn't spend because they had Drewski pull up to Martin Lawrence House. I'm just saying. And Jamie Fox House.

That's a thousand times more than what they did last year. And the names that they used in just that way more than what they've done. 16-50, nigga. She, yeah, right. They're 17 on it. They ain't no 17. Best group. That's $6,000.

How much do you think them little camera dudes that follow you every weird cause, how much you think Cardi did come out on the? balcony. All right, y'all being stupid now. BET is calling saying, hey, we're nominating you and gifting you awards. We need a promo.

We're pulling up to your house. Then not paying her. Stop it. Don't be stupid. I get that. So what you're saying? What I'm saying is the fact that they even got Cardi to do it

now is a big catalyst and other big artists coming to the awards. You got Jamie Fox on a commercial. You got Cardi B on a commercial. You got Martin fucking Lawrence on a commercial. That speaks volumes. Oh, the thing you see.

It'd be like, yeah. Past last year. It might be there. That's true what you're only saying. That's what you're talking about. I'm making jokes. I don't give a fuck about the truth. I'm saying it costs $16,000.

I don't. I'm gonna forget to go ahead. Best group. Mone, I know you feel, man. I know I feel. You be trying to get a joke about. Your guys, 41. Stop playing with him. Summer Jam, I'll be there.

Clips. Okay. De La Sol. Flo. De La Sol want to come up here. You should definitely do it. French Montana and Max B. You don't say.

French Montana and Max B after we say Day Las Old Warren. I'm reading the nominees. I said flow after that. I said flow after that. I said flow. French Montana and Max B. Who's flown? It's three women. I've never heard of them. I'm not familiar. It's three women here, I see.

A rap group? I don't know. I'm not familiar. Metro Boomer and DJ spins. Nause and DJ Premier. Terrence Martin and Kenyon Dixon. That's the other one. That's the other nomination where I knew we was just on bullshit. Nas and Prime are not a group.

And I spoke to Nas and Prime about it. They don't really think they're a group either right now. A group? That's doing a lot is all I'm saying, but go ahead. It is. They're thirsty for groups. Yeah. They could have put us in the group category.

There it goes. It ain't really that many groups out there right now. Yeah, not. So, yeah. When does the BET Awards come out? When does it air? Is this, let me see. I'm going to watch it.

June 28th. Sunday June 28. I'll be in front of my TV, regardless of what. I'm joking around right now, but I will be watching this. I think Drusky's going to do a phenomenal job. All time. He's going to show out up there. I think he's going to be a all time.

And Drusky is my prize picks fan, so I'm supporting him. I support him no matter what. That he's going to kill it. Any other categories I want? Best Male Hip Hop Artist. Asat Rocky, Baby Keam, Big X, the Plug, the Baby, Don Tolliver, Drake, J-Cold, Kendrick, Ti-T, You're naming too many people that's talented and had a good year.

I'm asking y'all, who gets the, you've had the trashest year award? Trashous year? Yeah, who tried to come up with a plan with their team and tried to release and tried to have a big year and just had the worst year you could possibly think of? 2025. Who had a bad 2025? Nick a drink! What are we talking about? You know somebody had a worse year than him?

In 2025? He was just quiet in 2020. He had no key in last year. I'm not going to say that. And the album. 24. You know, you think it's crazy. That nigga just getting his bowels right.

What fuck is y'all talking about? His bow? But I feel like the low moment was 2024. Yeah. That's when you guys asked. It carried over, but yeah. I know somebody that I think had a trash few years, but I can't say it. Come on.

It's a lesser known act. And she's a woman. I can't do that. But I've been watching this young lady for a few years. And she had a boyfriend that she shouldn't have had and forgot her career. Then she went and got another boyfriend who went to jail for the dumbest shit in the world. And she was supporting him. And he looked stupid.

So by default, she looked stupid. Then she left him. Got another boy. She ain't rap no more, too nothing. She's no music at all. And I'm like, yo, you had a rough few years. Huh? I'll tell you over here.

I'm trying to have had a rough year. I think that Tommy Richmond kid. Oh, that's a good pick. He might have had a rough year. That's a great pick. Tommy Richmond, go away. He did. He did.

Tommy Richmond. He did. Huh? That nigger got rich with no talent. That was years ago. We talked about just 20, 25. having a good year or not. That's all I'm talking about.

He ain't put out nothing that anybody gravitated towards since the big record. Had a rough year? He's trying to chase and he dropped a couple projects. It might have been. He had a rough year. Shit, I might. I might say Kanye had a rough 2025. He tried to pop back out a couple times and even now.

They canceling all his shows and shit. He didn't have the best year. Yeah, but before they canceled him, he did a few. you and it looked good. It looked like none we ever saw for. Yeah, the balance. I can't.

And he got the album out and the album wasn't bad. That was this year, but I'm with you. Don't matter, he bounced back. I can't put Kanye in. He tried to meet with the Jewish niggins. They told him suck the Yonika. As they should have.

I said Yonika. I know. I don't want to correct you. You're my man. I'm with ICE. I think Kanye put forth real attempts to come back and it ain't work.

That's why Ice just said. I know. I said him agreeing with ice. You saying he did. I don't think he did. Them two little shows ain't do shit. Nah, no, they did. Hold on.

That's two stadiums. Let's just. Jack Harlow. Oh, that was this year. That's a good one. That's a good one. That was more this year, though. Well, no.

Didn't he drop something last year too, though? It's all been trash. Yeah. It might be done. It's all been trash. God. I'm not mentally strapped. with him in that weird ass hat.

Yeah, that might be the one. Yeah, he might be the one. That might be the one. That might be the one because you had records that was like high in rotation on the radio and everything. That fall off was. See, I think that award shows should incorporate like a trash act of the year. And I think that person should have to come up to the awards and come on stage and explain. Explain why you've been so trashed.

Jack Arlo should have to come to the BET Awards in that hat. And then throw it on the ground. And tell us doing what. Valayan shit. He'll be at the BET Awards. With a hat. With the hat. Two places he's going to be is the BET Awards and the fucking Kentucky Derby.

Kentucky Derby. He should just start riding horses now. Stop. But yeah. Yeah, but that's my two. What do you want us to do, man? Okay. Freree, you did pretty good just out.

Yeah, that was some good trash. people. Oh, that's like Nemesis. For Netflix. It's such a good trash show. That's some good trash, Nemesis. You're in for some good trash. Hey, you got a shout out, though, because the success of Nemesis got Courtney Kemp

hired by Apple TV. No, stop. For TV shows, stop it. Yeah, if you believe that that's all of the success Well, no. I'm not saying. Come on. I'm shouting her out. Okay. It was a thank you. Thank you. Thank you. God. Damn.

Nemesis again. That show? I'm saying that. I ain't on, but episode three. It's the worst acting ever. The acting is so bad, you got to keep watching. The acting and the casting is so bad, you got to finish it. It's for the Zena, acting in a dialogue for me.

I was like, come on, dog. And I got to get back to Widows Bay. But anyway, I'm caught up on that one. And I finally caught up on your friends and neighbors. I'm not all the way coming up. I'm done with friends and neighbors. I'm cool. Yeah, they went.

They went. I'm invested down because I'm like, fuck it. The whole second season, the whole premise of the second season is kind of It's stupid. It's stupid, yeah. It's like, they got down at the end of the first season. Yeah. Once the whole, once everybody found out what he was doing and had to be cut in and I'm like,

all right, I'm done. I'm done. Once old boy got introduced in the second season and now everything is changed and now you back legit and you're doing it. Like, all right. Yeah. I'm just watching just for something to watch. I can't believe I didn't get a picture with Jason B.

Man. You fucked up. I should have did it. You should have. Because he would have did it. For sure. He was doing it. It was mad timeouts.

What is wrong with me? Pride. Man, pride. We do the pride list, I told you. Yeah. Because I wouldn't have took it and then just kept it pee and kept it in my phone, like, took it just for me. I had to post it.

You should have got a bon jovi one too, little kid. And now, now we're looking at you like, Bon Jovi at least. He was with his family. It was in an elevator. That looks weird. Jason Bateman is in front of me taking pictures and with everybody. You're busy reading his text messages,

but you can't ask a nigga for a pitcher. Right. Nah, Jason, baby, we got to run that back. The finals. We got to run that back for the finals. That's how I know the Knicks don't give a fuck about Cleveland, nigga. We're selling finals tickets. We got that.

We sell it. I got mine. And they ain't cheap. The motherfuckles is in their chair and Nixon for it. I'm going. I'm going. You got to go. I'm going.

You got to have to go. You have to go. You have to go. Oh, I'll give it to my dad. Or I'll go with your dad. You should go with your dad. Yeah, for sure. That's what he said yesterday before I took it.

Yeah. Stupid. Shout to my dad, man. Worried. Shout to pop, right. All right. All right.

So the BET Awards, the end of June. I'll be watching. Hopefully you will too. Hopefully it's kick ass. Yeah, let's support BET. Support BET. Tyler Perry, Olive Branch.

Let's piece it up. I think he's added to the BET business, ain't he? I don't know. No? No? No? You still got 97 shows over that motherfucker.

Oh, got you. Got to be conducting something. level of business with him. Yeah, that's fair. I just meant like, yeah, he sold that. Oh, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying? Would you do his new cult show?

Um, no. Shut up. Trauma. As you would. Things make too much pain. Oh, please. You'll do. You bring a whole Ian and Mark show to this.

Which is recording right now. The Ian and Mark show, uh, is recording. All right. We had a great first episode shot two days ago. I heard. I heard. I heard about it. I heard about it.

It sounds expensive. but it was I heard about y'all good heard y'all kicking ass It's good A lot of good jokes The audio will be amazing now Brother Parks was on the scene

Pops time Let's right Get a professional to win there Ooh I heard about some slimy shit You wanted to do You You stop hitting nothing Bull

That's my man This sounds like This sounds like some shit Ian is throwing on me No No No, you did it. I can't say what it is.

But the plan and how you brought it to Schwartzman was like, we got to do this. Oh, that's funny. It is funny. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's not slimy. That's funny. And it's slimy, Mark. Ooh, if I told me, she's slimy. You'll see.

I'll tell you, but Mark is slimy. And the audience will appreciate it. I think the audience is going to love it. Yes, Mark, but it's still slimy. First episode coming soon, man. First episode coming soon. Oh, my God. First episode of Ian and Mark coming soon.

Paw wives Forget Forgaret Yeah Unless we throw another Couple letters In the Oh my gosh

Hey as far as In terms of Pau wives Y'all I'm listening Yeah Pye Pipe

Why Why isn't Yeah Yeah It's a It's a The other day I put my foot

Down I told my girl Listen I had enough It's time We've been supposed She would go

Hit the wives See what's What's going on Boy Oh shit She was She did it? Oh, well, yeah, because the wives be talking.

Yeah. But, boy. She should be making my fucking post-pod dinner is a little stressful sometimes. It's tough. It contaminates me because you tell me all the tea. I look at my friends so different. That's my friends, yo. Once you get the girls sliding things?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I'm just like, no. That's your man, though. Up here, I'm, I'm pretty good. I'm just like, I'm pretty good. The shit they think I'd be doing. Oh, my God.

Anyways, that's just why I'm not on pie whites. Hey, you did the right thing. Pothive was a precursor to thing. Right. You can't smell precursor without curse. All right. So, Ian Marshall is coming. Pau wives is not maybe, unless I find new powders with wives.

Come on. man we gotta do it we gotta get married join us we gotta get married you know me and freeze gonna do it and we get a discount of all three else get married the same time with this discount shit real we get a discount triple hudder we'll give you the white room we'll give you the room with all the white plants and white everywhere who gets proud time oh come on that don't be silly hey hey big park come on bar don't be fools

I should be joining to 9 a. Oh shit. Hey, in our group shit. Damn, this gets married at 7.30. God, damn, dog. And then his recession and shit

will take a bit. Reception. Reception. Reception, asshole. Call it the reception is sick. No, recession after the world. Whoa. Yeah.

Hold on. Double on top. Double on tonne. His reception to go to like noon. That's crazy. And then it should come into the realm. What time you want to get married?

Because you ain't an evening. I mean, you don't need nighttime to hit it all. You can do whatever you're doing at 1 o'clock. Well, mass would be about 12, right? We'll get them to. We'll get them new. You want to do noon? And then around 8 p.m.

Showtime. It's when the lights get long. Bulls theme song, come on. Oh, my God. All right, what else is important? What else is important? What else? What else? What else? Chelsea Handler?

Y'all was talking about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw the replies? Of course you do. I have something to say about it. I don't know about it. Her responses, rather. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I have something to say about this, but I don't know if I'm allowed to speak if anybody even wants to hear me speak at this point. You pass your word quota for the name. I want to hear you speak. I want to hear you speak. You see it was I'm past my word quota for the day. I'm only allowed to say a certain amount of words up here.

Sherry Shepard says goodbye to her show after four seasons. That show sucks. Yeah, we should have known when it was coming. Sherry, Sherry. Sherry has the worst questions. This show sucks. Y'all was like, I'm a bad interviewer. You ain't.

No, no, no. Saying that is a clear way to let me know you ain't never seen Sherry Shepp. Joe Button look like Barbara Walters, man. Honestly, honestly. No cab. She sucks. I like Sherry Shepard. I like her, too.

I like her. Liking her and her show sucking is two different things. I like her show. Shout out to Sherry Shelly Shelly. I like her show. I'm sorry that you're losing it then. Anyway. Let them put this white, this white angel on.

Like, what were they going to say about me? They couldn't say anything other than that I'm a whore or my age. I think that was the other thing that they went in. And you're like, well, okay, those aren't jokes. That's not clever writing. And I knew they would be lazy because they do that for a living. And I knew enough about like Tony Hinchcliff and Shane and their backgrounds. I had girls ex-girlfriends blowing up my DMs that had dated Shane and were telling me stuff about him.

So based on that, I was like, oh, these guys are pretty bad. So you had something on him that she was about him. You could have told us now. What shit, Shane? It's just everything we know that they're racist, that they're bigots, that they're sexist, you know, that they think they're like invincible. that they've been canceled for being like, you know, Shane got fired from SNL but then was on SNL years later. So he got fired. So what happened in between those two events?

So he believes this is per one of his exes, that he's invincible. He's like, it doesn't matter. I can say anything I want. Yeah. Do you think that now a lot of like white comics, they feel as though that they can say something racist and is more further their career? Well, yeah. They're going to get in with that group of like Roganites and that awesome. group of Joe Rogan and all of those guys and I just you know like that's their

M.O. even some girl will constantly do it to be like in with that with that group. Yeah. Yeah. I was like they say this way soon. Yeah because I'm starting to feel that. I'm starting to feel like it's this thing that a lot of like comics are doing and this group of them that's like they stay in things and people, they get famous. they get famous and then

people get on their ass but then there's another group on hey well you're cool with us for saying what you say. Now they become super rich and famous and they sell out all over and it's like I don't think anybody should have paying attention to that because you know it's not like that

on the other end but they're becoming famous over this shit. Yeah yeah for sure so that's crazy so with this whole So did you feel I mean did you like this shit they were saying up there at all? Like no I mean it should have to be on coal as well

I don't find those jokes to be funny Jumps about lynching black people or like lynching is not a joke is not That's worse than rape Like you're not joking about rape Are you saying I'm going to go rape you You know you can't do that

But you can say lynching like I don't know you know people like it's a roast You go for it I'm like you couldn't go for it without being gross. Like, I find that to be gross. I found, then making fun of Cheryl Underwood's, like, dead husband who committed suicide, like, you know, she's fine with that. If she said she's fine with that, she's fine with that.

I wasn't fine with that. I thought that was disgusting, too. But there was so much disgustingness that I knew it was going to be such a, like, gross vibe that I would be able to elevate it, no problem. And that's what I went to do. I was like, all right, well, I'll pick up. pick it up because they're going to try and bring it down. And Kevin didn't deserve that.

He deserved like an elevated roast. Love this. I absolutely love everything she said. Her psychology at the end of, oh, I'll do that because I know I'll be able to elevate that and Kevin deserves an elevated roast. Well said. Yeah. Well said.

Agreed. I like it because when he comes to situations like this, you need for a white person. to say it, and with this is twofold, because not only is she a white woman, a blind hair white woman, she's a comic, a successful comedian in our standards of what success is. Those are the kind of people that have to say things or speak out against things. For me, as a comedian, it was real hard for me to say anything about it because I feel silence. I feel like it's stuff I can't say. I feel like my better jokes are at the house because you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, so many people.

but one thing for sure that I do know is that since I started, I've never really wanted to hurt people, and I haven't really had that many issues of hurting people. A few times I've said things that were wrong, and I've apologized and came out and said, hey, I shouldn't have said that. I said on this platform something about colorism I was dead wrong about. I went on a tour saying I was wrong about it. It's really that simple if your goal is to not hurt people.

This shit that we're dealing with now with Donald Trump being the president and like old school racism coming back, it's weird. And it's almost like a lot of niggas feel like if they speak out against it or if they say it's corny, then they're corny. Or almost like, I don't want to be the corny one, so I'm going to act like this doesn't hurt my feelings or this doesn't pinch a little bit. It's no way that you watch something like that. Somebody cracks a George Ford joke and that shit don't pinch you just a little bit. Because it's nothing funny about having a George Floyd. And it's too soon.

They also hide racism under the guise of free speech. Comedy. So they're using like, oh, no, they're silencing us. They're silencing us as a reason to get their shit off as fun. fighting back at the man so people can relate to barking back at the man, but it's not the same. And there's this other, I'm sorry, I'm done it. Go ahead. This other new huge thing of what black people can say it, just like when those white boys said

they were going to do white face and how, what they were going to do black face and they tried to compare it. It's a huge difference between Drewski dressing up as that fucking psycho ass Erica, whatever the fuck her name is, then a white person doing blackface. The history of it is the reason why you cannot do it. The reason why it's not the same. And I loved Waka Flocka looking for the explanation from that and making Jake Paul say something. I feel like it should be a black nigga there that's 6-5 to get answers from you.

I do. Sorry. Thanks. You were saying for years? I forgot it. I lost my trade thought already. I just, I like this. But how, you?

Come on, man. Yeah, you know, I was listening. I just like to use the word lazy. I think that's the important thing because sometimes comedians who make offensive jokes act like the world is pissed off just because we're too thin-skinned or relying on political correctness. Sometimes it's just like, dog,

that's an easy joke. It's like making a bunch of short jokes. To Kevin Hart, I'm saying, like in that case, right? It's like, we've heard every short joke you could hear and that's not that funny. You know, racist saying racist jokes, at least make them interesting or clever. It's just, to me, beyond the fact, it was offensive and beyond the pale.

It also just wasn't that comedically interesting to me. I think they're too talented to do that. But like she said, they've been lazy for a long time. And like y'all said, or Parks, I think specifically, they'd be using this comedy shit to get their racism off. So it leaves the rest of us. Like, I've been coming in here for years saying, hey, I'm watching Kill Tony.

I think he's racist. I think this because of some of the jokes I'm hearing and some of the things he allow. But I don't know because I don't know these people, but I think. I love that it was a comedian saying, no, I know these comedians and this entire.

group. And women that have dealt with them behind the sins are racist and bigots and all other fucking marky marky words that come. But yeah. Mona, you spoke to the history, like knowing the history of things. That's part of why they're trying to stay so hard to erase the history.

So where now it's almost like an even playing field. Y'all don't know what happened before. Take away white guilt. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Which is crazy when we still walking around. Like the niggas that seem chitter. That lived it. Even our grandparents.

But you'll die in the next 40, 50 years. So if we could take away all the shit out of school books over the next 40, 50 years, the stories die with him. That's why you gotta get that chamber. What the fuck you mean? I'm gonna be cold. You're buying that chamber.

You said the people using it around. You're the only one that's 50, though. Death date on my shit, my nigga. My nigga, I'm taking it to 110, 120, shit like that. Like them Cambodian bitches and shit. You know, Asian, these things that do nails and shit, them niggas live to 100. They smoke marlboro.

rice. They snort powder too the niggas don't die. I'm with that. I'm ready to start snoring powder eating rice, nigga. You're looking, we're in 50 years. No, it ain't even to be. He's about 40, 50 years. I'm like, how old is my own? This nigga got money. He's buying that chamber thing.

For us, right? For us. For us? Ain't you getting the chamber for us? Yes, group chamber. It's a group chamber, nigga. It's a group chamber, nigga. Would you be right in here like this, frozen? Pie, 980.

Stupid. If I was able to do it, I wouldn't bring everyone. Oh, please. Oh, God. Please stop. Duh. Some of you would have to, natural causes. If the world, like, blew up and it was a bunker,

he would totally just, like, we had it at the front of the bunker, like, no room. There's plenty of room that motherfucker. This kids run around a scooter. The youngest rode around with a scooter. Daddy, come on in. Come take a run. Yeah, well, in the bunker. We're at capacity.

I probably would want some peace and quiet, though, in the bunker. I know how to be allowed to go. Peace and quiet Damn. I'm joking. I am joking. You need committee relief. No, all jokes aside.

Love Chelsea Handler. Love you. And it's so hard to like love white people out loudborks. But I really do love Chelsea Handler and I feel like I can love her Aloud Loud Again. I love you, bitch.

I really do. Fuck with her. She smoked weed fuck niggas. I like her, bro. Always did. You know, she is 50. Yep. She ain't a wankster.

I fuck with you. She asked him a 50 when the abs was washboard. All right, go ahead. I fuck with Chelsea. I fuck with Chelsea. Get her up here.

I would. She would come up here and sit with us? I would have Chelsea handle up here if Ish would behave that day. Oh, you know damn well. Now you know a dog. Yeah, him and a morning back at it again. All right, never mind.

She can't come. Yo, when she come up here, tired in your waistband on the old school shit. My boy is bagging Chelsea. You're lucky he not single. He would take Chelsea home. Tie that thing right up. Bro, Chelsea will fall in love with you.

And if you're having trouble, just sag your drawers. Tell the nigga, don't tell you you don't do brown with your penis in your drawers. I don't even know what this a nigga talking about. HR. Stay in another nigga draws. That's crazy. Press the button.

We do the HR button. Dr. Umar also says something about this Kevin Hartroll. Shout out to Dr. Umar. I thought he gave a great analysis of it. Why we keep shouting, Dr. Umar. Exactly. For giving a great analysis. Man, fuck out of here.

He's making a knock on the thing. Every time Dr. Humor, they didn't come up, we shout out. And he shouted us out in the interview. He shouted out, he shot. Oh, all right. Did he? Yeah, he said shout out to the Joe Button podcast. What?

Shout to him. But he won't come up here for some reason. Shout us out on the Chelsea shit, too. Still, he won't come up. You got to come up here. I mean, it's shi and shit. Why won't he come up here, man? I can't put my finger on.

So, Dr. Humar was like. Take it away, Mark. Like, I thought he gave a great analysis of all the different ways that it was racist. But what he suggested, was. I was Christian with you all thought. He said that he thinks the Rooski's attack on Erica Kirk. For sure. I can see that. Like basically like because they didn't like how Drewski was coming after the white conservatives

that the higher up, you know, authorized this kind of bleeding. That's a very doctor, Umar thought and I'm not against any conspiracy theory. I just feel like if Drewski never does that, that Roche probably. It's just tough for me to. That moose was a lot of money for the money.

We got to get them back, guys. That roast was a lot of money for them. They already did the coming off of they want to one up the Tom Brady shit. So it's like, yo, we need to go get a mega star. Tom Brady looked good. We need to go get a megastar.

Yeah, yeah, it's the new niggas. You let beat that thing. I fuck Tom. I ain't gonna lie. On the white boy tip, I hit time. No cat. Raw, too. Real shit. We bring home a mulatto. Yeah. I'm hitting Tom off the

gun bus. Man, a little Tamisha. Apashibi. Put a coffee on the thing and taking him down, Ruffling. This thing is so serious. Did you see Tom Brady walking on in the Gucci show? In the Gucci show?

Of course I did. That nigga was looking. He was like all the money. He looked like all the money. He looked about 33 in the face. Oh, I'm telling you. He looked good. He did.

You fuck him from the front of front. But, no, he looked good. Face-to-face fuck Tom, bro. You're that dick in his eye. I'm telling you. telling you you gonna come You don't be fucking your niggas from the front? Not the not to fucking ugly ones, shit

she will face to face for what? I'm gonna turn this thing around, you hear me? You fuck Tom from the front. What? You got clothes on. You say nice shit, that's how I love you, I love you. I never did this before. I never did nothing like this before.

I never had sex with a white man. For real, I'm be like, you know what niggas ain't shit? For real, for real. I see what be going on. Would you do race play with him? Now, niggie, you always got a, I'm asking. I know you be...

I love this thing of y'all. Hard art, what's up? Turn the left out. You're so sweet. You're some soundproof shit. Shout to Tom Brady. You killed that fashion show shit. Oh, man.

Way to fucking divorce your wife and then take her job. Yeah, fucking, yeah, shit. She's fucking with the nigga with the Taekwondo, right? You just fucking loser I seen a tweet a few months ago that I meant to come in here and ask you all about What's up?

The tweet said Some to the effect of Black people How long Should we let white people Have pickleball Before we come in Yeah

You know what I mean And do it And do our numbers You know The white people is having a blast That's their shit, yo. It took a minute to find out what the fuck it was. That's their shit.

I know. And they really warms their heart. No, for real. They might be who's not good about that shit. That's why we got to take it. I'm with it. But you know when we get it. It's over.

It's going to put a little hip-hop beat to it. They're going to end one mixtape that shit. Yes. Oh, boy. They're lucky blacks can't afford that hockey shit. Oh, God. Black's gonna afford hockey. That's so funny.

Who's told about that? I think we need to do that though. Why not? What the fuck? We ain't got nothing else to do the rest of the year? Facts. We need to go get that. We need a pickleball thing.

Then now. White people, y'all got it for now. Chill. No. No, it's your. Nah, it's your. Nah, y'all don't got it. Summer 2027.

Yeah. We're on your life. This summer. Word. That'd be so exciting about it. This summer. Look, there's a man. You play pickleball?

Play a little pickleball. Oh. See? We got to snatch this shit. I'll jump on you in pickleball. That shit out of head. I fucking score a touchdown on your pickle boy ass. Anyway, all right, so we did Chelsea Handler.

We did Courtney Kemp. Did we shout out, we need to make some noise for the Breakfast Club. Let me hit a round of applause. Breakfast Club is now streaming daily live. Congrats. All that says to me is that they're kicking ass over there. Yeah. And see a result.

So shout out to Charleston. Now keep the applause going for this. Shout to Charlemagne, N.B. Lauren de Rosen, and Jess. And Jess. Shout to them. Congratulations. And shout to them.

And shout to Netflix. What else is over there? Let's see. Jeff Bezos ate Mark Fool. Yeah. Jeff Bezos ate Mark food. Why are you sitting there quiet? Let Moly do all the talk.

Why you ain't got anything else? It's been there all day, big boy. It been there? I don't know what he said. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know you don't. You ain't here.

Yeah, he probably didn't hear. Missed that one. Yeah, I really missed it. Well, he said a bunch. But the part that I'm referring to, he was talking about billionaires paying taxes. I think that is a direct response to you and only you. And only me, nobody else.

Not Bernie Sanders, not AOC to me. No, we're here from Bernie Sanders since 2014. No, nobody's replying to Bernie Sanders right now. We're replying to you. We're replying to you. Anyway, here are some of the quotes from that interview. Feel free to reply to anyone that touches you in your soul. Like job right.

Right. The value to society and civilization from my for-profit companies will be much, much larger than the good that I do with my share will give it. And I think this is an important point to make because people forget or they sometimes don't see that when you create something like Amazon and you're saving, I get letters from new mothers all the time that say like i have no idea what i would be doing right now if i didn't have amazon thank you or what we did in the pandemic when people could really see what an essential service we provided to them and so you know this is uh amazon creates tremendous

and by the way all companies are creating value of some kind that's because that's why people are voluntarily giving them money if i do my job right that was that was clip one distinguished panel where do we stand on that one? My for-profit companies will benefit society more than my charitable giving. Where do we stand on that, ish? Oh, you know, I agree with him. Ice?

I agree. Parts. I think both things can change the world. Amazon has changed the world, but I think he could also give back to charity. He made a comparative. He said one or the other. But you don't have to. Exactly.

Like, we live in the real world, we don't have to do that. It's more clear. Do you want to speak to this one before I play more? play the other one first. I don't know what's coming next. About making the tax system more progressive. How about we start by having the nurse and queens not pay taxes? At all.

Why is a nurse in Queens who makes $75,000 a year paying more than $1,000 a month in taxes? That's $1,000 a month that could help with rent or groceries or anything. And by the way, do you know what that all adds up to? The bottom half of income earners in this country pay only 3% of the taxes. It's only 3%. We can find 3%. So we don't have, it's a small amount of money for the government, you know, that. And really, the more I thought about it, to me, it's kind of absurd that we're doing this.

You know, we shouldn't be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington. They should be sending her an apology. I think that's cute. Distinguished, man. That's cute, but it doesn't make sense with how taxes work because the taxes go to local shit. So if the nurse stops paying taxes in her district or whatever it is, that means her schools will be underfunded. It's not like someone else is going to pick up the fucking buck. These billionaires that don't want to pay any taxes are going to step in and pay her share of the taxes.

Well, he said we can find it. We can make up the 3%. But that's the most important parts. He wasn't, yeah. So how do you leave that part out? We could just make up the, what are we going to do? What are we going to do to make up to 3%? What's the plan?

You can't just say, oh, we could just fine the 3%. Especially when you got money and you could be giving up extra money. I thought the way of this land was always, we feed the government, the government take care of us, but the richer people put in the pot too and we take care of each other. Lately, the more closer, they give up nothing, they do nothing. We spend all our money to make them richer and they do nothing. That's what's going on. So why, if you are a part of that, as far as you're a part of that person that earns money,

why even bring up the bitch of queens? The fuck they got to do with you. You don't want to give up a little piece of what you make, even though you need us to make it. It's a joke. All that's a joke, I don't want to hear it. I got more slides. Sometimes I say that, you know, I don't pay taxes. I'm true.

I pay billions of dollars in taxes. And it's a permanent, again, if people want me to pay more billions, then let's have that debate. But don't pretend, you know, that this, that that that, that, that's going to solve the problem. You could double the taxes I pay and it's not going to help that teacher in Queens. I promise you. This is, so you can't connect those two things, not logically. You know, there are more examples, why is rent expensive? Why is rent so expensive? I recently saw somebody blame it on Airbnb. Okay, Airbnb is not the cost of expensive rent. In fact, it's been almost, let me finish here, one second. It's already been outlawed, right,

in New York City and rents are still very high. So we know Airbnb is causing high rents. People sometimes say... Distinguished panel? He's right again. He got damn. I'm agree with him. Right, right, right.

You cannot agree with this man that much. Why can't I? Why? Because he's white and he's a billionaire. That makes you look weird. Next slide, man. Flat out, you want simple answers for this stuff. Flat on the next slide.

Who the fuck must agree with that place on? Distinguished panel, anything on this clip before we get to the next slide. About Airbnb. So I don't know, I can't speak to Airbnb, but I mean. I thought the Airbnb point was a distraction. Jeff Bezos pays a lot of taxes. That's a fact. His effective tax rate is lower than the average Americans compared to his overall wealth.

He makes, he pays taxes on his, like, realized gains. For example, like, if he sells Amazon stock, he pays taxes on it. Him as a person. Yeah. Like, if he sells some of his stock, he pays tax on that. But in terms of the- Well, everybody pays what's realized. That's not a him thing.

Exactly. They don't ever realize is the thing. That's the point I make. That's what I'm going. So I'm saying, but his overall growth of his wealth, he doesn't necessarily pay taxes on it. And forget about, I'm not even making a statement about shoulder.

I'm just making an objective statement about the fact of what he pays and what he doesn't pay. So when the fourth richest person in the world says I pay billions in taxes, that could be misleading. You know what I mean? It makes it seem like they're paying a lot.

I think he was talking about Amazon. The company, that's what I took. I ain't think he was talking about Jeff Bezos. I was thinking he was talking about Amazon. But that's where it gets interesting, name because that kind of thing needs to get teased out. I don't think he was saying that, but sometimes that's the sleight of hand where they'll say I pay taxes

but my company is or my company pay taxes, but I don't think enough is paid. I think to the, I agree with him about the, I don't agree with him about the nurse in Queens example to the extent that I think everyone should pay something and I think the poorest people should pay the least. So I think he's right to say that we shouldn't be leaning on the nurse in Queens for our tax revenue. But to Parks's point,

if we're going to lower her taxes, it's a zero-sum game. It's got to come from somewhere. And it has to come. And the same person who's saying lower hers needs to be open to raising his. I'm not saying he's, and I'm not saying he's not.

Because he just said, if you want to talk about me paying more, let's talk about that. Just don't say I don't pay any. But he has to pay more. As far as his, to the initial point, him saying, well, my, what I, the social value of Amazon is greater

than what I could do philanthropically or what I do philanthropically, we're just accepting that that's what he's going to do philanthropically. Like, yeah, but he could also give more philanthropically. I also want to add real briefly on the taxes in Queens or wherever you want to make the

subject is maybe not Jeff Bezos. I don't know his politics specifically, but most of the billionaire class has been spending the last two or three years openly trying to destroy anything related to DEI. So what do you think they're going to do with the billions of dollars. They're not going to give it to the poorer

or the neighborhoods with people of color. They're going to take it away and say that if we did that, that would be DEI and entitlements that they don't want to do. To me, that's what it sound like he was kind of speaking to. He was more so saying the problem isn't the money that the tax, bringing in the tax money. It's the application of the money. It's the allotment. Yeah, a lotment. Excuse me, going to work. But that's what it sounds like he was even speaking to. It's like, yeah, we can get all the money in the world. He basically saying, it's not going to go here. He basically saying it's a governmental thing more. than an entity and a business thing.

So it don't matter how much money is being given to the government. The government is not allotted the money accordingly. So if they double Amazon's taxes every single year, the person in Queens that he spoke of is not going to even see the money because all the political corruption going to come through. We're seeing the top of the top.

Donald Trump just got awarded $1.8 billion by the federal government to his personal slush fund, and we can't no longer I don't know if the niggas know about this. Him or his family for eternity. So it don't matter where the fuck the money is being generated from if the money is not

being given away. That's why I agree with his 3% thing. Oh, that may be true. To me, it's filling in a lot of spaces that I didn't really pick up on. It may be true or maybe not be true. I got it. And I think it defeats. There's a lot of mismanagement with money, but ultimately

we don't want to normalize the idea that the wealthiest among us don't pay their share. And the response can't be. Well, y'all just fuck it up if I gave it to you, right? If it's what you're supposed to pay. But for me, he's also ignoring and misdirecting something really important.

He says, he talks about the social impact of Amazon and he'll talk about the mom who I don't know where I would need. But not even those with the mom, the new mother who, during the pandemic, who could get stuff delivered to. Moms have been managing, you know, before

Amazon for a long time. That's not to say that the improvement is a good. That's not fair. He specifically was talking about the pandemic, though. I know. That's what I just said during the pandemic. But my response is people have, we've always managed catastrophes. And if you can have new technology that makes you manage better in the catastrophe, great. But there's other things happening during that catastrophe as well, right?

So Amazon also breaks unions. It lowers wages. It casualizes labor in ways that are unhealthy. A lot of people, those Amazon workers were getting COVID while we were getting deliveries to avoid COVID. And the same, just like the people who worked at the chicken factory, you know, just like the people, there are a lot of jobs that got. really people got in really bad shape. And who are those

delivery drivers? Who do we know that delivers Amazon? Right? It ain't our wealthy friends. It ain't our middle class friends. They're not working class friends. It's our working poor friends. Amazon squashes mom and pop shops. They squash bookstores. They sell things at a loss so that businesses close down and then they jack

on the price up after the market is going. They've normalized monopolies. So yeah, if you talk about the social impact of Amazon, yes, I can order something now and get it at my house at 5 p.m. But the person's delivering it won't have a living way. And they may never have it. I can see why you ain't got no Amazon deal.

He really the shit. You ain't got no Amazon deal. I was trying to say that like that. Jeff, that's what Mark. Hey Jeff, that's what Mark. I'm going to think about what you're saying. Yeah, it's bullshit. Since he was talking to me direct, I'm just replying back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got that shaky-ass throat. I don't like people to talk like that. All right, we got out two more slides. Okay. Damn. It does turn out to be a bubble. You shouldn't worry about it.

I don't care about the AI bubble shit. The second piece, which is not so good, is to go stand in front of Ken Griffin's house. Griffin's house and act like he is some kind of villain. King Griffin isn't a villain. He hasn't hurt anybody. He's not hurting New York. In fact, quite the opposite. And so that piece of it isn't right. And there was no reason to do that. A peer-to-tier tax is a, you know, there's a very, taxes on out-of-towners are very popular taxes. That's why there are hotel taxes. And, you know, hotels always have very high tax rates because why not tax the tourists? And there are a lot. And there are

limits, if you raise the hotel taxes too much, tourists stop coming. Right. So you have to be judicious. But I think that the theater tax is a fine thing for New York to do. The second... It's my last clip. Okay. That was it agreeing with Mondami? Yeah. Cool. I agree with him.

I just think that it's a fine line. When you start... Because it's a benefit on both sides. We're not bitching when the niggas spent $200 million on a property in New York. New York ain't bitching because New York is charging income tax on that particular I mean, pardon me not income tax

Real estate Real estate and property tax on that So they're not bitching when it comes to that And cap rate is contingent upon price So if you're going to do that It's almost a catch 22 It's almost a catch 22

I'm not disagreeing with nothing he said And none of the clips But we can't bitch when we sell And it's all time high And we brag about that But then we get mad at the motherfuckers that bought it. You selling these shit

to motherfuckers in China and y'all not bitching when the money coming through so you can't kind of bitch on the other end. I don't know. We're just kind of back to the same thing

what I feel about with the tax stuff is like you can't be mad at the government for not allotting the money the way that you want when you're one of the people with probably the most

opportunity to change the way that the money is allotted and you are very clearly not doing so. Government lobbying is a massive thing and he's the biggest

company in the world ever? Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he'll probably change some things with the way the government spends money if you so desired. And they do? Yeah. Just not in, yeah.

Mark Zuckerberg gave Nork $100 million a few years ago. The Nork Board of Education. And he literally gave him $100 million. And from my perspective, and I'm close to the situation, I have not seen a change in the Nork educational system. So again, throwing money out a problem does not always fix the problem. Some of these problems are foundational and some of these problems are about greedy motherfuckers that be having their hands in the pot

and we saw it politically with Marjorie Noam and, I mean, Christy Noam and Marjorie and all of them these niggas be stealing money, bro. They give me their people's $243 million, shit like that. Get my man company this contract to do this right year. At 8-D-O-L-L-C got a $200 million

deal like shit like that is what I think he's referring to. Those are the problems. Maybe, yeah, maybe so. Corruption. Did your research some mark and moment? I was looking at the Zuckerberg thing because I didn't, I don't know about the Newark. I didn't know the details of the impacts. You re-snurching, you researching on the Instagram, Snapchat, the future?

First of all, I'm deep into my research. You're sending that thing out? Yeah, well, what are we talking about? Yeah, I'm looking at a Harvard study here. I'm sending that thing out. Yes. Okay. I was looking at the cliff notes.

Yeah, no, because I think part of the problem is, Oh, okay. And again, I don't know the Zuckerberg. Mark, let it, cool it, baby. What you was going? I think it was getting it out of it. Go ahead, Mark. Oh, it's cool.

It's cool. It's not that deep. No, I think part of the problem with these solutions, because I agree with itch, that you can't just throw money at a problem. And although it does seem to be that the graduation rates went up a little bit, it wasn't the kind of transformation you'd expect $100 million to do. and it sounds like they matched it to $200 million because they got matching funds.

So $200 million in town as small as Newark should transform it. But the problem is, if all of our solutions are still market-based, then it's hard to transform. We don't have any new ideas. So I agree, it's not enough to just give the money, but we still need the money. I agree.

You know what I mean? Because if you can use $100 million to take the tax burden off the people, the homeowners, so that they're not using, so that their property tax isn't determining how well the schools do, that's a relief. But, yeah, we need more. than that. And I think that's where I think

the right is correct, or not even the right, because Democrats do the suit, where the market-based people are correct, right? You can't just throw money in a problem, but you can't use that as an excuse to not throw money. I agree. That's all. I agree. And shout to Ross, Baraka, he just got re-elected. Hey, shout to Ross. Shout to Ross, congratulations.

Come on, you think I got this applause going for nothing? Nigger, introduce your new title, nigga. What's my title? What fuck you're talking about? If Ross got... Fuck we talk about. Yeah. He's got a sneaking into us. Oh, yeah, by the way.

Braw's got in there. Nigel what? Come on. What you did, though. I got this applause going for a reason. Oh, please. Oh, please. Senior secretary.

Yeah. Senior secretary of bitches. Nah, you know, he is zoning cookies. You know, something wrong. You got something to get them houses on. Speaking of need money before we got out of here, I came in here with merch. last week

I haven't been I didn't have a I didn't have a solid I didn't get a marshal I thought you was giving it away All right I know it's like a man case situation

If I don't have my motherfucker money won't be a part two this shit I'm telling you I'm playing for Patreon a long time but I don't get my

motherfucker $48 out of all of them $48 I didn't love the quality like that It don't matter I thought it was a freebie Yours was designer

So yours is 78 I need my fucking Today fellas I ain't get one Can I get a shirt though? You sure can You can't You can pay first

and I have it delivered with my Amazon. Nah, I'll learn with Philly niggas. We got same time, family. I'll get it to y'all's by 8 o'clock. Word to Jeff Bezos. Oh, yeah. That's funny. Bezos got a proven track record, huh?

How about that, niggas? All right, listen, we did all this great part in the day and I didn't hear a peep about nobody's Memorial Day. Shit is right. Let me hear what that mean. Peep, niggas. Who having a barbecue? Bro, we're free.

Yo, come on, yeah, yeah, shit. All right. All right, all right, stop, stop, stop. Enough. enough enough I thought after five years you guys would have picked up on it but part of the allure in its pond

is to at least pretend like we doing something people might want to do like God damn so when I say yo Memorial Day weekend I don't need a bunch of humong mowing the grass I'll be depressed home sad

grocery shop come on you how y'all want these patronies to keep Fucking, God damn it. Spin it to me. I got it. Anyway, a Memorial Day weekend.

Mona, what do you got going on this weekend? I got a cookout store and me and Tom Brady. We fucking all. Oh, my God. Mark, what you on this Memorial Day weekend? I'm having a house party. Teaching somewhere. Yeah.

Oh, I want to come. Are you doing one for real? No, I don't know he's making shit up. Oh, God. Jesus. Ain't that what you just said? I'm going to have Visa. Oh my God.

Dr. Freeze. Freeze. What you doing, Freeze? Just lie, nigga. Think it's up. Yeah, man. I'm going to Jamaica, man. Oh, nice.

Oh, you know that's a lot. He ain't been home since he was born. All right. Park one. What you doing, man? Probably donating some money to some Jersey schools. Yeah. Oh my God.

On Memorial. On Memorial. White present. Yeah. All right. So now. What you doing? The way that Memorial Day weekend falls, it just happens to be my baby free weekend, too.

Whoops, it is. Same bit. That's always work out that way for you. Yo, same. Yeah, I got a queen. Go send. Same. It's your baby free weekend?

Oh. Hey. All right. So listen, I'll give you all, I'll give you all people that don't live in Jersey, a little sneak peek into what happens up here sometimes. some of the buildings along this little strip one or two in particular for Memorial Day they host like a pool opening

that's when they open their pool they throw a cookout invite everybody from the building downstairs and they have a time so I do know somebody that lives in a building that's doing something like that and I think I will stop and just have a burger

hot dog maybe bring my trunks maybe I bring my leopard trunks. Hey babe. My baby brought me, you know what? We'll see. Let's see what's going on. Leopard trunks and hot dogs. Lepard trunks are leopard trunks. Two hand in the glissie again.

Because you're skinny, you don't need them trunks. You can go full speedo nails slimmed jump. I'm never wearing speedos. Nick, what up, flip. We have a good time here today. Yes, sir. What you doing? What you doing for Memorial Day weekend?

You're doing something late? You're going to Trinidad. Hey, we live. You look like you getting some money to you. I know my man Matt going to have the bitches by the pool. Come on now. I know Matt going to have them by the pool. My girl, A's going to be one pool.

Yeah, yeah, a pool. Asia is going to be. Hey, baby free weekends all around. We are not taking care of our kids this weekend. Not our responsibility this weekend. Nah, yeah, no. We'll cash out my dad or send him somebody who's looking after this motherfucker. Oh, shit.

Oh, man. So listen, man, happy Memorial Day weekend. Y'all be safe out there. Stay blessed. Have a lot of fun. Eat some food. See your loved ones. And gossip.

Gossip is always fun on Memorial Day weekend. Yeah. Oh, and that's it, man. Hopefully you've enjoyed this show, much as we enjoy delivering it to you. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time, we bids you a do.

Farewell. Adios. Ariva d'Ira. D'Avista. Arvua. So long. or a simple head knob will suffice. Remember, life's a series of moments and moments passed,

so let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things, grab you a title, and all you might need it. I love the way how I'm doing the outro and still typed to find the song I was looking for.

I should have never dropped out of typewriting class. If I would have never dropped down a typewriting glass, what? I'd have been killing. I oughta be killing. What? Something. Nigger crazy. Typing.

There we go. Come on, man. We're leaving this bad boy. We're leaving this bad boy, man. Now excuse me, take a few minutes to me. Big Daddy Kate is on the mic and I'm gonna tell about. They don't know none about this, man. Hey, Max B, just walking back, Max. It's all right.

Walk it back, Max. It's all right. Walk it back. There's nothing wrong with walking shit back. Nothing wrong. No shame in it. My bad. Laugh it. But I'm not animated like a car.

Damn. Really shooting lyrics like a harp. Yo, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What about it? Oh my God. I thought this nigga was a cop.

I started. I'm telling you. I'm looking around. I started to Soki. Oh. I started the super soaking. Oh my God. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Oh, my God. You know what I'm looking at you all? Oh, my God. You know what? You're all right. You're going to hell.

You know what's your people? Shout out to Shahtino cooking some shit up, man. Oh, bad. Whoever this nigga is, he's a good dude. I'm sure he's a good dude. That was funny as hell right there. Flashing. God damn.

You better know how to cook, nigga. You ain't got no ass. And if the food better be good. Oh, my God. It better take good. I was thinking like, who is this? Man, he was talking to me, I was trying to look straight,

but he wouldn't stop. Yo, y'all holding down. Oh, man. Until next time, same time, same place next week. Again, if you are not subscribed to the Patreon now, is a good time to do so. Everybody enjoy their weekends. Stay safe.

Peace and love to your friends. And your families, y'all have a blast out there. We're gone. Go Nick still next time. You heard? Here go. I make it real good like Dr. Phil Good to make sure that my point is understood. That when it comes to this, this is none greater, sincerely yours.

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