The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 937 | "Put The Kids To Sleep"

Episode Date: June 13, 2026

The latest episode from the JBP kicks off with the Knicks Game 4 win completing the largest comeback in NBA Playoff and Finals history (37:37) before turning to the internet reacting to Rick Ross taking a commercial flight (1:15:33). Ross's next single for 'Set In Stone' featuring T.I. releases (1:39:39), plus new music from Blxst, Jessie Reyez, & Ambre (1:45:00). Also, Joe shares a story which leads to a question for the room about breakup etiquette (2:03:50), Oschino responds to JAY-Z with a diss record (2:36:00), DJ ASAP and his wife LaShonda Moore have been sentenced to 40 years following a pyramid scheme (2:56:36), and much more!   Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden

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Enjoy the show. You? Yo. What's popping? How's everybody feeling? Great. Are you back? I'm back, bro.

Good. Big Freeze. Welcome back, Freeze. Make some noise for Freeze being back, yo. There you go. No, y'all too out there. Make some noise. What the fuck they're talking about?

You bring umbrella? Rihanna. Rihanna. We were nervous. Nah, I get it. That was me just trying to figure out what the fuck. I ain't know. I'm like,

I know how I felt, fam. I don't know how that shit happened. Maybe it was that. I don't know. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. Because it got worse.

But you got to the rain before you got to, maybe it was outside. Was it partying. Maybe it was the 1240s. Doing what I wanted to do on my baby free weekend. Trapped karaoke, hennie paluzza. Everywhere. Everywhere. You was everywhere.

No, I was outside. La Marina. I was outside. But the reason why I ain't think that is because symptoms don't show up that fast that bad. You got the right motherfucker. Spin on what you get, yeah.

Sitting next to the wrong person on the plane. I got to say Monday night. That's kind of quick. Friday. To be that bad. Anyway. Did you figure out what was? Yeah, man.

Yeah, man. I had. Did you get the head of box? Did you get the cream? They gave you the cream. Slow pus. It'd go away. Nah, nah, no, I ate some

undercooked food. Some undercooked chicken at a cookout. How did you figure that out? Like three days later? Like, I had to go, because then I got the runs real bad. Oh, all right. You know what's funny about. Well, you ask.

That's a fair question. You got to be careful what you ask. That's what you know. That's what you know. Yeah. So I'm always shocked that people can't, like undercooked chicken. Like, how do you miss that? Yeah, it's hard. It's tough.

Unless you drunk. Yeah. And it was obscures. It wasn't like an actual piece. The motherfucker. It was a black person that made the chicken? Yeah. Yo, that's the thing.

It was a. black dude who he's like he's from the south he like he was I mean he was getting busy on the grill I don't know if he just rushed those or something but if somebody else was just like yo this shit tastes a little yeah sometimes the outside be cooked

but the inside of pink he looks like you fucking uncooked chicken man it's no bad now for real look at free he ate some uncooked chicken he said undir snick it's stupid while he tipsy

chicken sushi fresh your the hookah hungry after the club i know i know when it was too after after any pelusa you hit the street hungry seeing my man out there hello man yeah you know you know you're seeing him out there no jo's just being joe oh sorry oh i still fall for that you got they do too that's the bad part i'd be thinking it's true because he's like why would you say that if it wasn't no no no i'm not mad at you they fall for that yeah joe say some wild left-hand shit that makes no sense to anybody with a brain

and it becomes fact. But you can see it. Yeah, because you are a great artist. As long as you can see it. But a great painter can make you see whatever they want you to see. Gandhalal after the club is a very New York. Yeah, that's the very common thing to do. It's not out of landish.

Except he had just said I was at a barbecue. So? What do you think they believe more? Freezing me. You. Thank you. I'm the problem. Thank you.

Now, the funny part is who a lot more be a Joe. Joe. Me. Me. That's a no debate. That's a Fendi. Niggas believe the liar more. It can be good lies, though.

Entertaining lies. There we go. Intertaining loss. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. Yeah, I'm glad you're healthy. Did you learn how to make chicken? I didn't cook it. All right.

You know how to make chicken? Oh, shit. I don't know. I don't cook. How long before it gets to who makes me a chicken? You're going to make chicken? I don't know. I've seen it done.

I don't know how to do it. Huh? Wait, you don't have a chicken. I've seen it done. I've seen it. A chicken brush on a foreman, but I don't know how to cook chicken like that, no. You got a fried chicken or like grilled chicken? I'm not.

You get busy on the grill? No. He's seen it does. A grilled shit. I'm just asking. We used to have the deep fried chicken. Yeah, I don't know how to do it. I know you clean the chicken.

You put the flour on it, shake it up, put it in the pot. I'm going to ask a wild pot. How do you clean the chicken? Lemon juice or water. Okay, I just wanted to see what you was getting. I mean vinegar, right? And lemon juice. How do y'all make chicken in your house?

My girl make it. I don't make it. She makes fried chicken. Yeah, I don't make that shit. Is, you got to make. Come on, man. I don't cook. You got at least know how to make fried chicken.

Again, I know what I've seen it done enough throughout my life. I never cooked. No, don't say that no more. You're black from Virginia. Don't say that again. Don't say I've seen it done. You're black from Virginia. You can't even say I've seen it done.

I'm just lie. You can't even? He said, he said. shit is that? Ice. You don't make fried chicken either? I don't make shit. Yeah.

But do you know how to make fried chicken? No. Yo. Oh my God. Again, I know what to do because I've seen it done my entire life, but I've never fried no. Yeah, yeah. Audience, some things you would never make the boy.

Right. Like, how would we know that? I would have never guessed that. Bro, I've said a million times I can't cook, right? Yeah, I don't feel like chicken is. That don't even count. I ain't going to live. We ranked like just basic cooking skills.

I'm last. No, I'm behind you. I'm last. I'm last. My breakfast game is impeccable, but that's it. That's why I'm last. It's not that far off. Yeah.

Same concepts. Eggs and chicken. But experience. Yeah. Basic concept, you know what I mean? It's a good point. Oils don't bleed. They don't get undercooked.

You can't undercooked the eggs. Yes, you can. You can see it running. Keep scrambling, my nigga. Like, you. Oh. You just do scrabbled eggs. I know how to do...

Oh, I know how to do... Oh, shit. That's Mark, don't you. That's... You said, always, you bitch. You just... No, I don't say that.

Oh. No, I know how to do overezies and all. Barks doing that restaurant tier, shit. Over medium. Over medium. Okay. So you can do all the eggs. You do the bacon,

pancakes all that. No, my French toast game is crazy. My pancake game is crazy. Brioche, preferably. Um... Wait a. And I put... You make brillo's french toast, but you can't fry chicken?

Yeah. Damn. He that boy, yo. My breakfast is, my breakfast game right. You don't do none of that. Pancakes, got vanilla, nutmeg, all that shit. I do all that. But you lived alone.

What did you do? You just order out every day? Me too, then. Yeah, but you could make breakfast. Hey. His body looked like just a constant door dash. Drop. Get in there making nothing to himself.

Yo, this thing, you, you're worst in the chick that go get. that go get the BBL and they start shilling on their body. You are a piece of shit. It's true, y'all. It's true. You're terrible. That's what you're going to do. 25 hours in a day.

Yeah. You've had a lot of body jokes last couple we took on. Honestly. Honestly. Like he to rock or something. That's crazy, you. That's the sad part. That's nuts.

That's the sad part. Oh, my God. What? I can't put you. I don't fuck with that. I tell any girl I date a front. Yo, listen, let me tell you. Ain't going to be no cooking.

Cook and get it done. Yeah, you're explaining that. You know, men that can cook, get it, that's a cheat. That's all. You have to know other ways to get it done. To living, right? No, we were talking about something else. You're talking about bagging joints.

Men that could cook is highly impressive to women. Yes. They swear it's only meat that do it. Cooking for the joints. Which explains why you. See, I thought you would do dinner not breakfast. Breakfast keeps them there longer. No, I don't.

I figured you would do the dinner. You don't want to get it. He's trying to get them out in the morning. I mean, that's valid. That's the English muffin. That's your picture. Just both the cereal. What's that bag on the microwave, my mom?

I'm a holl up. You're stupid, you're getting them out. He's at her house. I said a bag on the microwave, too. He's making brewers. The niggins that make the brio's. They had her house. With her robe boy making brittles.

Oh, man. Her roll. And they're judging her popcorn. It's definitely at her popcorn. Yeah. You know you have a robe. I had her robe on your? 1,000%.

100%. 100%. Yes. Since you had her robe making that brio-stress toes. Who wears a robe? You wear a robe? I've worn a robe in my life.

Yeah, but I mean, I have a robe. I never wore it. I got multiple robes. I got like 20 of them. Two of them I got the robe. I don't wear mine neither. But if I did, it would be at a joint house. Oh.

You have a real. You know. Please explain why. What did he say? Two of his rules he got to throw away. They don't fit anymore. Yeah, right. Yeah, right.

He's got stained. He stuck together. No, no, no. It's not that. I'll tell you all at risk of getting in trouble again. But two of them was a gift from just people that shouldn't get me gifts. Okay. Not your style then.

That's all I'm saying. Okay. Did you cop to that? Or was it? I got two questions. How was someone? They knew? My, y'all know.

I understand what you're saying. I understand. I get what you're saying. What I'm saying is, my girl has whatever was in my phone. She's got that shit trashed. Okay. So at some point years ago, like, she knows.

Right. She's, you know, who got what? Who got what? What I got? What I got? I'm like, she, she, she. You know? You shouldn't have a robe that someone else gave you.

Shit. Is that, is that on the band list? I hate niggas like him. What if it's a really nice robe? Because that makes sense if you know your girl, know everything in your phone. Of course you ain't supposed to have it. No, but that's because that's a,

I'm saying like, is it just a banned substance? Like, yo, robe here. Like, you're not supposed to have a robe and somebody gave you? Wait, wait, wait. Like before your girl? Oh, maybe I'm reading the implications, Rove. No. No, no.

You said you shouldn't have a robe. I thought you should say you shouldn't keep a robe there. Is there a woman in your life, your childhood friend that you brought out that night when you was trying to get slick, that rim caught on. If she got me a rope today? No, don't interrupt me. That rim caught on when you was trying to do that little sneaky buffalo white boy shit. Oh, the toilet is leaking. I got to go.

Oh, wait, you have a rich. Come with me. I'm trying to move. I'm trying to move. But anyway, could that childhood friend get you a role? No. Yeah. Okay.

That's all I'm saying. I'm with you. I'm saying, what else is on that list then? Is it a row? You can't get draws then? No. So is there anything else? One of them can't get you?

Anything like intimate-ish. Is it rove intimate? Kind of. It's a robe? It's a robe, I can see. A robe is just a robe. No, a robe saying you're trying to fuck. Yes.

I want to see you with this on. Yeah, a robe saying, you'll see what's off. A robe is for when two people want to fuck each other. Some gifts just give off a different vibe. So you agree with me. Yeah, no, I agree with you. Oh, okay.

That's it. I start. I started this with I got to throw two rooms away. Why you still got him? I wanted to ask it. I'm sorry, you just keep saying that. I tried to leave it a little. Why?

I mean, it ain't that hard to throw it away. It's just put a bit going. We don't throw a conscious shit away in this room. I'm sure you've thrown some away since you had that conversation. Now we've officially got to the, he's in trouble part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First of all, that's fucked up. I still got to fuck with.

YouTube niggas is funny today. But to answer you, I got manship that I was supposed to dispose of that I just didn't get around to doing it. Oh, he's just digging things. I'm not purposely holding on to, I don't want it. I don't want it. Right. I agree with her.

Get the shit out of here. It's bad juju. I get a little piece of advice. Because, like. And this is from ages ago. That's true. Of course. What was ages?

Five years. Yeah, that's ages. Five years. Ages. Ages. That role was cause Your girl about to move in Well, two of the years

I had it I didn't know she knew where it came from So I was going to give it to my son How the fuck did she find out where they came down? I tell you all about this lady They're not hearing it They don't get this They're not hearing it

That's crazy That's crazy That is great Anyway it ain't worth it man I don't want that shit I don't want that shit At all It's nice, right?

How nice is this? Lord, Versace. Yeah, like cashmere type? Nice? It's a little tank. Yeah, you don't need that robe. You should do, bring it here. Let's see it.

You know what I mean? Let's see if we should, you know what? I want you to have peace in your relationship. Bring it here. I had a piece of my relationship, and I am getting rid of that robe. I don't know how we got on this. You. You, you.

How? I don't know. I said it? Yes. I just be chatting. Yeah, you do. We saw him on it's wearing girls' robes while he was making. Yeah, yo, I hate whenever

reverse shit works. We had a good, we bet our life saving that it's war girl rolls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn. Here come you, snitching out of yourself. All right. This thing is crazy, yo.

You definitely wore girls' roll before. You did. You did. I'm six, too. That means with nothing. I'm six five, but I'm four the girls row before. The niggas that do that. Girls rolled before?

Yes. Yes. How? In the hotel. Over the shoulders. You know, like, one arm in time. No, nigger. We put it on in the arm.

the arms be up here and it be a little young man. Yo, I wouldn't be surprised that you walk around Winnie the pool. I'm not wearing no girl's robe. My nigga, I'm cool. You wore one too? No. But I would. You too? You know, ICE did.

Yes. Dog, if you've been on vacation if you've been on vacation at any resort, as a man, if you tried to grab the robe, you grabbed the one with the short arms first. Yeah. You did. You never did any. Fuck, no. Are your niggas crittin?

What are you talking about? If there's two rows there, why would I purposely grab the one with the short arm? The first thing you can't tell. You just grab it. You just need a row. You're covering up in a hurry. The room service is here.

Yes. Yo, we ordered our breakfast. It's at the door. We're just trying to cover up. We're not trying to be fitted. Taiwan. I'm going to do with the towel. You're fucking right.

On vacation? Yes. Room service? Yes. You better put a robe on. I don't, nigga. Exactly. That's a charge way to happen.

And he's lying because you're too insecure about your torso. Back to body shit. You can't help it, yo. Yo, what you're going to crack on when I come in here? Lean. No, my mom, listen, I told him my mom. I'm asking you. You working out.

What's you going to crack on here? He stopped going. I stopped going to this. Oh, no. Check this out, though. Ice quit. Let me tell you. the better diet.

Soon as his girls stop going, he stopped going. Getting sick. Bro, I got on the scale this morning. I said, oh, shit, we're almost back. Just from being sick. That ain't the same, though. It's not healthy for this. I'm just saying that shit going to come right back tomorrow.

No. That's water. And nobody is supporting your body journey like me. I support that shit, nigga. That's why you're ashamed of niggins more. Mocking his torso. I didn't mock. I said he's insecure about his torso.

Dog, this niggas. Yo, go ahead. Move forward. You know. Get some music, bro. Listen, I got an extra. Dog. I'm telling you.

Joe, I, this is. Watch this. These cheetos are new. Nigger, this, you've known me a long time, nigga. My body was all right. As you well know. It used to be. All right.

My body was all right. As you well know. Yo, only y'all. You're about to make us. We made it. We do. You know what my body is. You got some John Mayors.

That's right? You don't know that. You don't know that. know that ish was slimmer in stature nigger, in Jersey girls? I wasn't checking, I don't know. All right. We went in the trip club.

I wasn't looking at this. Right, no, true, true, true. True, that's true. So was there a time where his body looked better than you? When you open the door for the police, you don't know what Joe body looked like? No, because it was the police.

There wasn't Joe. I wasn't looking. Y'all lived together. What does his body got to do with that? Because you walked into my bedroom while I was naked and banged here. There he is.

They carried me out and put on the t-shirt. nigga. Yeah. That's the last time you get in that joke off. I didn't bring it up. I bought it. You can play everything.

I'm just saying that's the last song. But tell the nigga that brought it up. You can't play into it no more, though. Okay. That's the last song. You guys are naked though when you called the movie. I don't know. I don't know.

You got me in trouble. I just walked up to the door and said, hey, Joe. He's got me in trouble Yeah Officer Crumkey, y'all Don't laugh He calls a Mike Keep your face straight

There you go He's like Hey Mike They're over here Dick a laugh Y'all You know him by My name

Hey Mark I know a nigga Bye Hey Bill Hey Ted How I can't laugh I did the time Oh shit

How the fuck I can't laugh Oh man Yeah I went right there, boy. That's the old days when they let you bail out with a check. Oh, y'all take this. I was broken as a joke.

You take a check? On the weekend? What? Hey, mama. Hey, bring a, bring that Chase's checkbook up here to 4.53 total road. Whatever the address was, god damn. That is hilarious, yo.

Ice you good. I see him leaving. All right. What you had to ask? Mark, what you was asking? Oh, no. Yes, it used to be slimmer, Mark. Okay, was his body better than yours? I'm sure you have some music.

Because that was the implication. And you looked incredulous. That's why I was asking. I can't imagine both of y'all are skinny. I guess that's what it is. I'm like, clown. I just couldn't. They were both skinnier when they started this pie.

Yeah, what you're talking about? I wait like $2.20 when I started this. What happened? Is it pot? It's the snacks. It's the snack. Yo, at the other, at the yard's basement, we eat a lot, yo. Don't eat it.

No, I'm telling you what it is. I'm telling you, he eat a lot of food, yo. Like for treats, snacks. I'm a snack, dude. I'm a sweet sugar. I don't eat food like that. But, yo, even at that part of house. That's even worse, like a fat pescatarian.

What are you? A vegetarian? You don't eat? What's the word? Nothing. I don't. You don't eat something. I don't eat for meat.

What's the word for that? Muslim. I don't eat where at meat. Muslim He is Fat without red meat is a fucking skill You know

Yeah you Yeah you shady as hell Red meat is protein It's the sugar that you're getting him That don't make you fat How much sugar do you have? Joe if we come in here and eat bags and bags of potato chips in this bitch

And we eat bullshit food all day You're going to sit around and we're sitting around being dormant, you're going to gain weight. But we have a choice to know food options. We need, nigga. You start including yourself.

Because you've been shooting yourself in the gut, motherfucker. Don't act like you wasn't just fat. I know. Actually, I've even slowed down with that. You're starving yourself? No, I'm disciplined in my diet. No, the chemicals are running through your system

taking away your hunger. I'm disciplined. I'm disciplined. I'm disciplined. I'm disciplined in my workout routine. Okay. I hear you. I'm not dropping out like you niggas.

Right? Like, I'm in a gym every day. And nobody's proud of you to me So you don't have to shoot at me Because I'm supporting your fucking Weight Loss journey, nigga But speak to discipline When you speak to discipline

You act as if you are the fucking Moral Majorke like you're a monk Nigel you eat bullshit The same way everybody else eat bullshit Molder, are you taking them back? Not a line You're taking them back? Not a line is

You eat rice a lot Not a line I'm telling you now That's part of the discipline I'm talking about Things that I love I've slow, you know how I feel about race That's not the discipline How and I saw

That's the jabby about it. Swatter who got her body. What are you talking about, nigga? We're confusing a shot with discipline. All right, we'll afford you something, I'm good. I'm sure we have some music.

I got man music. I'd rather talk about your bodies. Y'all could just get naked and we could judge them. Oh, that's my type of party. Hey, I thought they stopped throwing those. We can do it in the back. I won't, we'll keep it platonic,

but it could be just me in the back. It's coming naked, go out, Joe come in naked and I give a vote. What y'all want to do? That ain't the worst idea. I think it's cool. Even if y'all want to cheat a little bit, you don't want to come in on soil, rub it out a little bit.

What's your voting system like? I'm basic because y'all was talking about who's fatter, right? I'm fatter, probably. Oh, what the fuck? No, there's no probably. Yeah, this nigga been shooting itself for four months. I mean. And working out and changing my diet and changing my way of life.

I hate that. Changing my habits. I hate that if he lost weight, and did it with their assistance, that that's like a thing, because that's a thing now, too. Amongst poor people. No, no, no, no, that's not what happens. Or fat, no, no, that's not what happens.

You know my stuff in flat. Yeah, he said, hey. Dog, that shot, I could get that shot for cheap, Joe. They sell a shit on the street now. Now, that'll get you in a casting. But, wait, wait, wait. But this is what happens. It's not that you are using assistance

to get to your desired weight. It's that you are shaming other motherfuckers that didn't do that to get to their design way. Is like, are you zimshaming? He is for sure. Of course he has been doing it for months. It's like the girl.

He said he zimp shanked because he don't zip shanked now because he's a zipper. You know what I mean? No, he used to zimshamed too. Right. But it's the funny part. That's not even true. The truth, what I heard was

he shamed somebody for not being honest about being on zubes. That's the different thing. That's the truth. That's the truth. That's true. That's true. But the girl to go get a BBL can now

crack on other girls and be like, Yo dog, your body fucked up. Yeah, you can't. I just got finished talking about bitches with no ass and big ass bellies. Bums worthless. Yeah. What they're talking about? Nasty assy asses.

What they're talking about? Big demona. Like, you have some discipline and get that frupa off your legs, right, Parks? Yo, where do you come from, yo? Agreed. Oh, man. From North. North with that.

I thought for sure we were so Ute. This is Wute. I suppose I'm not really sure I was starting yet Oh okay Yo do you think when they did this They knew what it was going to be

Uh Really? You know what I'm saying Like when you In the studio Like even you You knew pump it up It was gonna be pumping up

Yes You knew focus Was gonna be focused No No I'm saying Like seriously I'm trying to I knew pump it up

Would be pumped up Like I didn't know The question I asked What you can call it It got fucked up And it sounded wrong I was asking

Natasha Uh huh Betting for me Yeah, feel? Like, yo dog, did you know when you did that it was going to be? Like, when you started writing, did you know, like, this is what it was going to be? I said it kind of fucked up, but that's what I meant. Like, as musicians, do y'all know, like, this is one of those?

You said it fucked up, she made you nervous. She was making you nervous. I would think that the format of this, he probably didn't know that it was going to be this. Right. Because it's like a long song with no beat. I feel like you know. And it's a real personal song, too. Yeah.

So I don't know. I feel like you know when it's going to be a drum. But the note is one of those that's saying the test of time. No nobody know that. Like, come on. Yeah, I wouldn't have known that fucking pump it up would be played 25 years later. That's what you said.

I said, that's a difference. I said I knew it was a joint. Like a joint. It's going to be the one on the album that you're on the radio. Yeah. But to know it's going to be one of those classic, I don't think nobody really know that. How would you? There we go.

Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Watch a stick. Watch a stick. You on the mic like smoking Joe Frazee. My hood's father man swall. Tick-knock keep doing.

Nah. I mean, we won't away. I mean, we won't away. Let me see. I'm just trying to feel it out. We one went away. Let me see if this is appropriate. Pardon me, audience.

I'm just trying to get my groove. Let me see how it feels being one went away. Death Polk ain't saved the day. Wu-Tang saved the day. Wu-Tang saved the day. U-Tang saved the day. Listen, they said Michael Jordan had the flu game. the flu game

and the Knicks have the woo game One more time I can see how you get drunk and just start kissing strange bitches when that come on Yeah I can see it That's a New Year's party song That's your first e-pill

Soundtracks on Sure One of those Yeah I feel bad for that never had ecstasy Oh I've never had it They knew this

They knew this was a slagin Yes, they knew this was a slag Mike check one two, one two, one two, one two Even out there He took the message soft to midnight drink They can share What's this, Jop, Mark Lamar here Black Litty Blackie

You boys sitting on top like an hand wig Red stop, Blive Bushwick Wicks sick Yeah, Walk the Brown Fills, real ill You see I got a fourth green lean Clinton Hill Hey, body is up there

No shook hands in Brooklyn Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Ridley. Oh, bitches, ride through the bullet. From Jersey, shout out. Not the one to tell the North Carolina. Oh, this feels good, man.

It does. It feels good. Rest of peace, pun. Rest in peace, big pun. Energy in the city is on high. High. Listen, we do not condone violence. Yo, we are in good spirits.

But yell a little bit. Huh? But yell a little bit. Out there and yell. No, you can yell. You can scream. You can do all life. Yeah, don't break those shit.

But yeah. Yo, don't beat nobody up. Don't go to the, don't go to jail over this. Don't get arrested. Don't stomp out niggas with Spurge's jerseys. We ain't on it like that. Listen, man. My dad.

Spurgang Money. Yes, sir. Bird gang money. Bird gang money. Don't you think you're spending a bad. Bird gang money. Listen, man. Our mayor is Muslim.

Our bagels are Jews. Jewish, the pop's on our side, Knicks, God damn it. Ego! Wait a minute! Look at Mark! Wait up! I'm a bitch! Joe!

P.F. I can't wait for this to be. Yo, crap! This is history! I believe you saying that, and you live here, yo. Yeah, you should enjoy this. People are saying good morning to each other. How you doing?

Yo, I went to pick my son up from. school mad parents had off that was funny that was funny but mad of the parents had on don't now you touching each now you're tapping them you laughing you laugh it you laugh at you know i don't want none to do it this listen mad of the parents up there had on nick's gear nick's shirt i've been seeing it knicks hats there's a camaraderie in the city it feels good yeah it does feel good man i don't see how you can hate on this mark i don't let's do you know jumble it's out Yo, don't be on the royal side of history with this one. Hey, go!

Hey, yo! Free chicken, egg and cheese, talking like I be in. Walk up, me here. Nah, but I don't know. Who's what I'm going to. Yo, man, free chop cheese is for everybody, man. I show pie so hard to do.

Yo. Free bacon, egg, and cheese is for everybody, man. Salt pepper, ketchup, man. The New York Way, right? Like, green, baby. Easy. To tell a friend and tell a friend that it's death. A friend that is them again.

My last looks, last look, last look. Now get in your bag, I'm gonna let this verse rock. After this verse, we get into it. You look beautiful though. I ain't playing, I'm true in the worst to be the first. Get his whole body fully reversed. Uziahurts, leave you double-ed-ed-ed- What else?

I'm a bubble head. It goes. I'm not a son-a-n-n-law. I think I got a grand to my back. I'm not-a-d-d-d-d-a-d-old. Oh my god, it feels good. It feels so good, man. Loving somebody when somebody loves you back.

It does. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go, it feels good, watching a team, watching your team play a meaningful game in June. Meaningful? More than meaningful. A, not for that game. It's parked. This, this, this, this, this, this, this.

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937. Welcome to episode 937 of the Joe Button podcast. Brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, prize picks, Pride Spice, gang. Yeah. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, extremely happy to be here. Host Joe Button here with the best squad on Earth to my right. Y'all know the vibes, man.

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Ran out of Spurs shirts, huh? No, I decided to, you know, give y'all breaks And they've got won. Give us a break. You did you out. You had some special... You're giving us a break. I had some special Spurs shirts.

Didn't when they coughed up 29 points. You could have still warm. Yeah, that's hot. Could it still warm. You should have worn, man. Yeah, we'll see. Wait the Monday. There ain't going to be no more.

Mark, don't be on the wrong side of history with this one. I'm happy to be on the wrong side of history. We've beaten this team five out of our last seven meetings now. I'm still, you know, I'm not going to change sides in the middle. ish. We've beaten. them now five out of our last seven meetings. This team is not about to win three in a row. Okay. It's over. It's over, doll. We'll see. Get your parade outfit ready, Mark.

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I'll tell you. The greatest. and largest comeback ever in NBA playoff history, let alone finals history. Wednesday is my studio night. So playoffs are on. We're not doing no music. But we're going to watch the game.

Had a nice little squad and all that. We're watching it in the lounge side, which is podcast two when y'all first joined over on that side. We went out for a little fresh air. The game started turning. I had the TV out in the other room too. So this is the juju TV We're sticking with this TV

Everybody got to come over here Everybody got to come over here Yeah that's how shit works Yeah yeah sorry sorry This is where the juju's at I don't care what you're talking about This is where right now Smart man

Yeah And it worked They weren't My juju is all Oh So I planned on going out And then somebody You know

Pour the little Rain, same rain that got I sick Put that on my parade no it was my girls girls son's graduation girls girls' girls' your girl's girlfriend's son's graduation

yeah so I had to go to that wait what it had to be her bestie that must be her best bitch you gotta go to that oh yeah you got to put your foot down no she do a lot she did the friend does a lot like for my daughter

for the baby she's the guy mom so I ain't no choice but but why your girl can just go hold this down baby is she the guy mom As long as one parent is there. I don't wear the parents. What time was the graduation?

They celebrated at 7.30. Oh, he was at the party. He wasn't at the graduation. It's a graduation party. So. Is she the godmother of the baby? So we're in the spot. They got TVs?

Yeah, the game is on. The game is on. So we leave at like right around halftime, but then I still got to go get my daughter. Yeah. So niggas is blowing my phone up. Yo, we over here at the mother boy. Yo, we over here and this shit goes great.

So I'm like, All right, all right, all right. I'm hauling ass. I got home. It was the third quarter started. By the time I would have got somewhere, it would have been a rap. So I'm sitting at home, but I'm on the phone talking to people. Well, of course.

That's your default home. But everybody's TV is ahead of mine. So, look, my TV is like three minutes back. Three minutes. Yeah. A whole three minutes. Why? I don't know.

Where you live? So I don't know. You stream it? You're streaming? I own the cable. You got AOL? Yeah. He got that fire stick

No bullshit But yo so the shit that's going on I had to hang up on my peoples Because they was like yo what the fuck with it And I'm like what's going on They like yo you don't see I hung up on them So I'm watching this shit

They don't do your neighborhood Oh I used to hate that Yeah but fire still yeah we don't fuck with where you That's how you knew you was in the trenches Files don't even come Yeah exactly That's the true story You got files?

You got files? They come out there I'm asking I don't know Joe and I used to live around here Files wouldn't come here. This ain't the trenches. It's all right though. Doug, stop, bro. Stop.

Let me finish my story. So, long story short, this shit is happening. Plus, I'm looking at prize picks at the same time. Shout to prize picks. You know what I'm saying? Big prize picks. So when I seen prize picks had the time,

because you know, they had the time up there in the right-hand corner. And I seen the shit said like 38 seconds, but my TV was still on like two minutes to some change. I just hung the phone up and I'm watching the game and I'm like, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah. I've seen this motherfucker tip the ball in you.

I was like, and I was about to get on, uh... Spaces. Dread. But I was like, you know what? Let me, let me chill. Because I've been dissing the coach the whole time. Since Oklahoma City, I've been shitting on the coach

and everybody arguing with me. Like, no, you're just hating you wrong. I'm like, no, I'm not. But, yeah, no, I had similar experience. I was at, I was in Orange, this spot in the city cafe. We were all out there watching the game. I got there an hour late because I was waiting for my wife to get dressed. Sounds about right.

The game starts at 8.30. Ain't that many of these. And in fairness, I didn't give her a lot of notice. I'd only told her two days before. She said, I'd be ready in five minutes. And so the first quarter went. And I'm looking to score on ESPN, and I was like, they have like 14 or 12, whatever it was.

But that's a very surmountable thing. For sure. You know, then we got close to halftime, and it was like a lot of points. I almost, to your juju point, I almost didn't want to ruin it by going nowhere. Word. But then I went to the spot.

It was weird. Everybody had on Nick's stuff. In like Nick's hats, they were cheering. They were having a good time. So, you know. It's Dustin, bro. Yeah, so I'm cheering for this. I'm the only person in the spot cheering for the Spurs.

Like a doof. And they're up 29. Like a contrarian, Dr. Doof. That's fine. I'm fine with that. And so they was up 29. I was talking crazy. I was talking crazy.

I was about to send stuff out to the group chat, But I was like, no, because... Don't do it too early. Yeah, too early. And, like, when I saw the lead, I still didn't feel good. Because I know we're going to get into it, but, like, the third quarter, the Spurs weren't playing, like, a team that had a killer instinct. They were almost like, they were just shooting anything.

They were doing it. They just thought the game was a foregone conclusion. So I was feeling a little uneasy, so I started scaling back my shit talking a little bit. Me too. And then when I got to 15, I got quieter. When I got to 10, I got real quiet. When it got to, like, two, I was just trying to find my car. But they wouldn't let me out.

And so I had to, I had to do. added to hold the L. It was all clown. It was a good time, though, but it made me sick to watch that game, man. That shit was some of the best shit I ever seen in my life. If I were New Yorker,

this is the greatest moment in my life. This is like the greatest sports moment. Yeah. Maybe in New York, is it a better New York sports moment in the name? Yes. In our lifetime of it. What?

What? The Mets? The Tiree catch? No, hell no. The Tyree catch when the Giants beat the undefeiting. You know why? No, no, no. Because what's happening?

And then when Flags ago got the, this is. This is a week. Outside of the violence, this has been the biggest moment in New York sports. The energy in the city, all of that shit is insane. I also just think that the duration of the NICS having not been successful.

It's different. The Giants were successful in our lifetimes. Yeah, that's true. The Giants were successful in our lifetimes. That was a big moment, too, but the Nix had not won since 73 or whatever. Yeah, same and shit since. Richard Nixon was funny.

One of them fucking Yankee home runs in the world. The Mets shit. The Lenny Dykstra shit when it went Rolls. That was 85, right? I was living. You was middle school, yeah. So that shit was huge.

That Mets series was huge. But since I've been around, like, no, the energy in New York City is a different energy I've never seen before. It's amazing to watch. So I'm going to watch the game at home. Mm-hmm. Because...

Locked in. Yeah. Yeah. It's lock in time. It's locking time. I want to hear the commentators, all of them before the game. Oh, it's very important how the Knicks start. The Knicks have gotten off through a slow start.

The Knicks have gotten off to just a bad, been a deficit. It's very important how they start the game. And they just lost game three. So part of the good vibes in New York is when we was up too old. But then 2-1, you could kind of feel the angst. It was. You could feel the angst over the city. So cool.

They started the game. 15 seconds in Carl Anthony Towns gets a foul on DeAnne Fox. I'm like, okay. Okay. Okay. A minute later. Not even. It wasn't even a minute.

A couple seconds later, very next time down the floor, Wimby Longass is wrapping him up. That's what he did. Listen, I don't want to hear Laker fans. No, I'm just saying let's just be objective. They won. I'm telling you, listen, I let you rock. Please just.

Go ahead. Let a Nick fan rock. Do your thing. Wimby Longass was wrapping up, Kat. They called that on the floor. They challenge it somehow. Second foul on Kat. All right, we're in a bad spot now.

Yeah. A few plays later, Alvarado, whatever his name is, throw the ball in the air on a floater. Cornette jumped. Hit it out the air. Gold tend the shit out of that shit.

And they didn't call go. And then there was the Wemby play right after where he reached above the fucking rim. Oh, when he reached above the cylinder to put it back, and they didn't call nothing. So at this point, I'm fuming. Yeah. We getting the dog shit beat out of us. And I'm screaming at the TV in a way that I haven't all year round. But it does, it feels good.

Because I came in here and I said, listen, we've been cruising through this playoffs. If you're going to win it, we need it. We need a game with some, we need a, you know, we need the tight back and forth, the fucking ESPN classic type of game. We need a buzzer beat. We need something. But we're getting the dog shit beat out of us. I'm screaming shit like, Roger, get off the ball.

I'm saying shit I've never screamed at the fucking TV. But, yeah, it was an absolute mess. But if you're a Nick fan, you know not to cut the TV off. You're a sports fan. Nah. Sports fan, I can see you cut it off. The Knicks have been running back from, yeah. The Knicks have been over to playoffs.

29 is a historic. As a Nick fan, first of all, the Spurs Magnet Ball was on the money that first half. 14-3s, everything they threw up was going in. This was an absolute shit show. More Nick's turnovers. But as a Nick fan, you can't cut the game off. Because we was down 22 against Cleveland.

Last year, we did this shit three times. I think our record is five and three. in games where you're down about 20 in the fourth, though. Not in the game. In the fourth. So anyway, the third quarter start, I'm like, you know what?

Let's see how this goes. If they get this down to 13. 15. In my room, I was saying 13. Get this thing down to 13, and they kept going back and forth. Kept going back and forth. Fucking 8-0 run,

then they scored three fucking seven-0 run. They're chisling. Because they got down in 20. I was like, I'll hold up, man. And I'm seeing Mike Brown fight for his life. He threw fucking Huck Pordy in there in the first.

half. He threw Socon in there. We saw Jordan Clarkson. This guy is at that the announcers are saying it. They're like, yo, he is searching over there with all this foul trouble. We're in a bad spot. And I'm like, y'all, I can't believe the Knicks came out like this. In the gym, I'm telling Corey, yeah, this is a must win. Everybody know this is a must win. I can't believe they came out flat like that. But in the third, they start chipping the way. They get it down to 15 going into the fourth. I'm like, uh-oh. I'm telling my start to my girl. hey, this is manageable. They can catch this.

Easily. Yeah. Then the game starts going. Mm-hmm. Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. Uh-oh. Yeah, Mark.

Yeah. Because the Knicks, the Knicks have a tendency with everything they throw up start going in. Yes. Yeah. No, transition. They shoot two threes in transition. The game goes from 15 to 9 like that.

Yeah. Like, it's not hard for them to do. And then if you let Brunson start heating up and moving around And because he was a little, he was moving around a little timid like he was searching for his teammates and trying to get other people involved. Like even reading newspaper clippings like, oh, too much on ball brunt. So he was just trying to get people involved. But once he snapped out of that and started going and an OG wasn't missing, it was like, yo, we're going to catch these young ass niggas at the door. I watched it and I start feeling like, yo, dog, they're going to lose.

And in that moment was the basketball gods. because all of this changed when we got the Victor Wimbignana flagrant that we should have gotten the last game. That was the entire turning point of the game. When they gave us our flagrant that they didn't give us before, oh

word, we lit now. Mitch, I love Mitch fucking elbow on that thing. Bam! Elbow that nigga in the face. Elborado too, picking them up, scooping them. Yeah, I'm with all. That was the response. I was just like, damn, I wish they would have did that at the beginning of the game and not when they're down.

a million. Granted, I know Wemby is 7 foot a million and athletic and can jump all over the place, but everyone plays so fucking scared of him. It's frustrating. Like, go at him. And guess what the people that go at him? Get success.

Right. Yeah, when we move around. Bro, he's not that good of a defender like everybody keeps saying. He's a great defender, but you've got at least tire him out. You got to tire him out. Yeah. When you avoid him, you start looking like the thunder looked against him. And that's exactly what they did. And the Knicks have success going. at him. So, yeah, it was, it was night and day

with how they were playing him. But Wimby, it's so much, he already get a favorable whistle, but the goldens, it's goldens that they miss on him. It's over the backs that they miss on him, and it's a lot of travels that they miss on him. But I don't want to sound like a hater. It's a lot of them. I've been watching film for fucking weeks now. It's a lot of travels.

I think stars get star treatment. Yeah, stars get star treatment. Yeah, stars get star treatment. Because if that's the case, And again, I'm not, I think the Knicks are an amazing team. I think they're a well-constructed team. We talked about when y'all got OG. I like that OG pickup. I like Bridges. I just like the gritty nature of the team, right?

But Mike Brown deserves a ton of credit, bro. He's putting on a coaching clinic. I think these teams are really evenly matched. Like, and I think that the coaching is just, is the tipping point. To that point, I'm going to ask you a question. If Pop. I'll say Popovich. The Knicks might have got swept.

If Popovich is coaching this Spurs team, I wouldn't say that. But if he's coaching his team, what do you think the series is right now? You're still dealing with young players. Which means you got to overcoach. It would be a little bit, it would be closer, but I don't think it would be swept. I think it'd be two, two. I think it's three once perils. Coach, coaching could get you a win.

Coach you can get you a win. Coach you should have won 20. This game. See, but this is what I keep saying. After every game, and this is how I know, Homeboy is not only getting out coached, but he probably ain't doing the most coaching over there. After every game, he keep telling the team,

y'all are better than them, y'all have decided each of these games, all you have to do is play normal and you should win. And then the very young team goes in the pressers and says that, and says that, which says to me, well, Like after this last loss, 29 point loss, biggest in fucking playoff history. And Stephen Castle, again, comes out with coaches telling us we have decided each of these games.

Well, duh, you've decided each of the games. No, the coach decided a bunch of these games too. Like, I'm not going to take nothing off the players. Bro, I've been watching basketball a long time. And I was watching them shoot threes, shoot threes, shoot threes. and three pointers when you miss yield to long rebounds which lead to transition easy buckets

for the Knicks, which is the last thing you want to do is speed up the game when you're up 30. But that's where I was going. If you're telling them all you got to do is be yourself and you'll be fine, then that means you're not coaching against all of these mistakes that are being made. Yeah, you're not making any of judgment.

There are mistakes. They are young, immature, cocky, arrogant, type of mistakes. When Wimby was doing all that, I'm in your head, I'm in your head. I'm like, that's cute when you up. Yeah. But you can't be that guy and then miss two free throws at the end. That's true. Which, by the way, you can't.

Them two. And he's shoot. He's 85% from the line. My girl was like, damn, he never missed. But that's tiredness. Which goes back to coaching, because when you up 30, take him out the game and let him chill. You need fresh legs. Well, he needs better conditioning. Yeah, he does. He needs better conditioning.

That's what my concern about him. I said that before the series started. And he needs, he needs, he needs, a weight room. He's got a lot of weight. It looks different on 7-4, but he's a lot bigger. No, it's going to take time. It's going to take time. It reminds me of young Janus when Yonis came.

Or even young K.D. Yeah. KD. was bad as kidding. That's a good idea. My thing is this, like, like. Well, no, because if he stays KD, then he's going to have a hard time in his career. He needs to bulk up. And KG, really.

Both of them remind us getting. Yeah. There's just so many. And I don't want to take nothing from the Knicks because I don't give a fuck. If my team won't. by 0.003 points. We won. Get the fuck out my face. You can't take nothing.

I know. I'm just saying. But when you're watching these games and you just seeing the level of... Not a thing. Yeah, it's 3 to 1. Yeah. When you're just watching the mistakes like,

yo, Deeran Fox, you play point guard your whole life. You get the steal. Y'all up one. Run around, bro. What he said in the press conference was, and I agree with you, he should have done that. What he said is he couldn't see OGO coming from, it was in his blind side.

And so I... You can. That's the point. I mean, if you have a wide open. Lane, it's not crazy. Yes, it is. If there's somebody else there, you run the clock out. He should have run it out.

I'm agreeing with you. I'm just saying. It's crazy to make a leg. He didn't say, y'all, because I'm not shitting on them. The truth of the matter is, none of them have ever been there with the exception of OG who won, won one.

McHale been there and they lost four straight after they went up two Zip. See, that's an excuse because for me, you play point guard your entire life. You've been playing this game since you were seven to eight. So situational basketball, from a point guard's perspective is a mental one. Situational basketball changes in situations.

True. Dumb lights are bright. Yeah, so look, as a point guard. And that is an all, a second team, all NBA defender of the year that's right there. Yeah, he said he couldn't see it. That's what I'm saying. It's a bad decision, but that wasn't his only bad decision. Because right after that, he fouls Alvarado when he's about to go back court.

He fouls him. OG is his man on the tipping. That one to me was tipping plate. So there's nobody boxing out. All of them young boys is under their jumping as high as they can. But you got this long athletic nigger with a running start. no box out and nobody there. Yeah, his chances are pretty good.

And why are you going to double Jalen Brunson with this seven foot five dude over there who you like your chances? He can't run around. So I wasn't even mad at that. He made a lot of mistakes, dog. But there ain't no joke, nothing. Good for the Spurs.

Because after every game, you arrogant, fucks just, why you think niggas is throwing eggs at y'all at the hotels? That's why. That's a good shot. Don't champion. Yeah, I don't champion that. I don't champion that. But you in, listen, you in New York,

you in New York, somebody's going to do something stupid. Throwing an egg at Wimbytono's crazy. It ain't the craziest. It's crazy when y'all up 3-1. It's crazy when you're up 3-1, y'all won. It was a good shot. And y'all won't say that if they go down San Antonio and somebody get hurt. Y'all ain't going to, don't encourage no fucking violence, my nigga.

That shit ain't funny. I'm not encouraging. You said, yo, good for y'all. You said good for y'all. All we did was walking his hotel. He was walking in his hotel room. You can't hit him with eggs. But it was an egg.

Yeah, like, relax now. He didn't shoot at him. I'm done with you're in New York You're in New York You're in crazy, bro. Have a heart. Are you serious? You're serious?

You're not crazy, bro. Because when someone something hurt. If fans hit him with an egg because he's in New York, that's what the game is. What are you going to do? What are y'all debating against?

We already said he shouldn't be hit with eggs. What are you arguing? Oh, you said good for you. So what I'm arguing? That's what I'm disagree with. But we don't think he should be hit with an egg. So what is good for you? You got you got hit with an egg.

Yeah. But back to the other point, what I was saying was I think all is the air in Fox talk, I think Wimby's actually getting let off the hook for missing those two free throws. It seems like the more people are focused on him. Bro, he's getting light off the hook for a lot. I'm just saying,

Wimby, to me, is the leader of this team. And like you said, if he's doing this a lot, needs to be held a little bit more accountable. I get the D. Aaron Fox thing. But to me, if you're talking about superstar, superstar, missing two free throws in the clutch and game two throwing a ball to his teammates back. Yeah.

Those are two, I mean, you could honestly make a case that the Spurs could have won two games just based on Wimby's mistakes in the last 10 seconds of a game. You can make any case you want to make as long as we're up to one. Yeah. But I'm talking about to him. Make all the cases. I'm talking to start.

Jack and three points. It was one point where he shot a three, got the rebound, didn't reset the clock to get a better play, shot another three. All these are mental mistakes being made. And this is where your coach settles these 20-year-old boys from making these mental errors, bro. Well, I think that's why experience is important. I'm not disagree with you. Again, the Knicks are winning. The Knicks are a hell of.

a team. I don't want to take nothing from them. But the 3-1 shit could easily be 3-1 the other way. Sure. What do you want for me, buddy? When the game ended, I could hear the screams from New York. Bro. Right? It was loud outside. I could hear

everybody screaming and I was silent, quiet as a church mouse. I was like in a state of shock for probably 10 minutes. I could tell you, because I texted you after the game, you didn't even talk shit. Yo, the stadium was in a shot. Like I said, Nick's fans have seen this movie before,

but on this stage, not like this. With this at stake, to turn it up like that, to do that, when Bridges is off, sham it is off, deuce is off,

the people you rely on at home are off. Gone. Now what you're going to do. Hey, the reps, they're not call it. it. Now what you're going to do? Like, dog, you can say what you want about the nicks. Them niggas persevered. Their mental toughness is on

a different level. They just, they play. They play hard, yo. And that was fucking Broadway theater. Yep. If you could, dog. You got Seinfeld in there. He can't believe it. Who's who? Larry David.

Larry David, when Josh Hart missed the layup, we got Mariska in there. Taylor Swift. We got to make noise for Jordan Woods who brought the fucking, that's how much of a fan I am. Game three when we lost, my girl, because I don't keep up with this shit,

she said, Bay, they say it's because Jordan didn't bring her lucky clutch. Like, yo, what the fuck are you talking about right now? Jordan has a lucky clutch that she's been bringing to every game, and they've been winning, and she didn't bring it to the game three. You want, baby, do me a favor. Go on the room. Shut the fuck up.

Go on the room. Go shut the fuck up. and game four She had the clutch They showed a picture of it And I'm such a bitch Babe Hey George

Is that the clutch She got the clutch She's wearing it I believe in that type of shit All I should do All I should Trump came You can't bring the bags

All right now The lucky bag is back They in my DM I'm saying tell Joe Stay the fuck Out of Madison Square Guard You go ahead They should be telling Trump

To stand in it When Joe No Because it's been a wrong long-running joke. Oh, no, I know. Joe goes to. They lose.

They like, yo, tell them stay the fuck out the garden, yo. Nah, fucking ESPN showed the stat earlier. John Stewart is, every time he go, there's a loss. Oh, really? Really? Yeah, John.

They've won with me in the building. I know the fans just think I'm a jinx or whatever. Trump's 0-1, though, right? So if they invite him back, what do you do? He's not coming back. No, they're talking about Game 6. Really? Him coming back?

Yeah, everybody wasn't being in a building when he won the championship. Yeah, they got about game 6. That's what I'm bringing it up. Donald Trump is a New Yorker be. Like, and he had narcissists. So he definitely wanted to be there. He's telling that the person that wouldn't come because he's the usual.

He's coming. He's going to fuck. For the Knicks to win in spite of having an owner that made this all about him, having a mayor that made it all about him and having a president that made this all about them. Like there's so many people that I just don't think of Nick fans at all. That are just fucking having a say and what the team looks and feels like. Like when that blow out was happening, I was like, please get us back. to San Antonio.

Well, I'm sorry, San New York. San New York City. Because it ain't, the Knicks are in a... There's no distractions. But deeper than that, the Knicks throughout the whole playoffs,

the fans have traveled. Yeah. We can't get in New York. We can't afford to get in New York. It's cheaper to go out there. The Knicks fans are traveling. I don't see the advantage in the home court. I wouldn't have been all the way scared

of Dayton lost and we go back to San, uh, San New York City to, 2-2. Are you going? No, I'm not going. Ice just read some shit. I think 55% of the tickets or 45% of the tickets are bought by New Jersey and New York residents for the San Antonio game. It's less distractions. It's New York fans.

It's not your family and friends that you got to get tickets for, even though this might be different because now it's close out time. Right. So now you may be flying some people out there to celebrate with you when you close. but still not the same. And how poetic would that be closing the finals and winning the championship in the same building that Becky Hammond's jersey is in the rafters after the small guard shit that she said that's been carrying on?

Oh, that's pretty poetic. How poetic would that be the 99 final? Spurs one game, one game two, we won game three, Spurs one game four and five. How poetic would that be the mirror that exact same? It's so much that's poetic right now. I got to tell you, Joe, if there's no more perfectly New York way to win a championship, after everything New York's been through and what New York means,

to watch this team win the way it's won, win all those games, get their ass kick for half a quarter, come back, historic comeback. Last second tipping. The players, the characters, the personalities, all the court side shit, all these side storylines. I mean, this is how New York shit. This is like a movie. Yeah, it is.

It's like a movie. I think it's a great way to win. I don't want them to win, but if they do, it's a great way to see it happen. I gave it all. Yeah, no, we got to see what a parade looks like in New York City. Because all of these watch parties and the celebrations, I cried every one of them. Every one of them I see, I'm crying. That shit was like a real movie.

At the togetherness of the town right now. Jonah, Joe said we can go to the parade, so if it's on a workday, we're good. She probably just coming from setting up the parade. She ain't been here for 10 minutes. I was wondering, I was waiting for it. I was wondering why you only asked me where I watched the game at. Where'd you watch the game with? I don't watch fucking basketball.

He's got right here. No, I'm happy for New York, though. It was a big deal. Like, I know, I know enough of I was forced to know that they never went anything. He ain't been shit for decades. I'm glad Avery Wilson got to sing the national anthem again. He did better this time, too, I think.

Oh, no, he absolutely went a lot crazier this time. He went crazy this time. Yeah, yeah, he went a lot crazier this time. He can sing. Really? He could have a bad night, but he could sing. Yeah. So I'm glad he was there during halftime when we was getting blown.

out. Naked wotank playing all that shit and I'm like, yo, how the fuck we're performing like this and cream is on? Yeah. Like, how do you perform like this here and needs joints? And sure enough, man. Wutang save the day, man. Our woo games. Jordan got the flu game.

New York got the Woo game. See, it makes sense. It just makes sense. Yo, we're killing, yo. I'm sorry if you tired of me now, you better not listen next week. I got us closing this shit out in the next few days. I do. We can

stick a fork and all that San Antonio shit. That boy Harper is so nice. He's nice. You pull him. He is so nice. He's the only person attacking the basket. He's so nice, yo. You take him out the fucking game. Thank God. Thank God. Like, you know, it's so many coaching errors that have been made, bro. Our hands are so

full when he's in here. And he gets in one's damn to every player they're not calling. You take him out the fucking game. Like, come on, dog. Thank the Lord. You, at some point you got to take accountability. He's getting his ass kicked on the coaching and he's doing mad stupid shit next year they will work through those things I bet you know I mean

the team is young sometimes sometimes like Wilpon said you need to you need to feel a heartache and pain you do sometimes you need your motivation yeah it helps you as good MG went through that right these little young fucking niggins the fuck you thought these young niggas was about to do that was y'all that was scared

of them we're not OKC Joe don't do that we not the fucking thunder nigger it's a beautiful day over here ain't no lightning and Like, who the fuck did y'all think we were? I kept trying to tell y'all all that. Oh, the winners coming on to the west. All the, the west of the finals.

Suck a dick, nigga. What the fuck are y'all talking about? Stop playing with us, man. Young fucking punks. Don't we're about to get beat by some niggas that's wet behind the ears. Just experienced fucking puberty. The fuck are you talking about? These niggas is 19.

They just started playing a long season. Some of these niggas ain't got proper shape-ups. Don't know how to watch their ball. and ass the fuck you thought they was going to do against a nigga named OG. Make it make sense. Fox. That ass. Carl Towns, 10 plus years.

Brunson done one every way he been. What did you think was going to happen? Niggas tasted the fucking, the fucking McCall Ben. What did you think? I just don't know what you thought was going to happen. I said on a few pods ago, know what old niggas understand better than young niggins and that'll just forever be the case. youth there comes a point where

it comes back to bite you like that shit sounds smooth all that hey we don't know what we don't know when that's working to our advantage because we've never experienced it sure until you run into something in life where you either need experience or you need to go and talk to somebody who has something because this is beyond you now

it's greater than you now and that's what it looks like when the Knicks played them And I'll wrap this up because I don't want to nick these people to death out there. The Knicks are playing with a pain that precedes the spurs when they, the current spurs. Because I don't think this is the same classy organization that it was. These is, these, not at all. No, I think it is. You would have never heard Malik Rose sound like this in the fucking shout.

No, I'm not to any of them. Mario, uh, Mario Ellie, Sean Elliott, Avery J. Avery Johnson fucking rob a pick a spur There would never be a time It's pop though Okay so it's pop It's the spurs or as an organization

I keep telling it they wouldn't have played the fucking cartoon music These are young These are the young spurs They pop in it You made a good point I still think it's a classy organization But I think you're right They're not keeping

They went to play that music They're in a new era of whatever that looks like for them And it looks very different from the The Papa bitch. They still have yet to give their opponent respect. They so young, they ain't even read 48 laws of powers. No, why the nix keep winning? They respect y'all.

Yeah, they do. And they say it. They have a very healthy respect for who y'all are, how y'all got here, and if they dismiss you, it certainly ain't going to be in front of these fucking microphones. That's right. Just a real smug attitude from you niggas. And y'all will go on to dominate at some time because y'all are good. Y'all on them rookie contracts.

Oh, yeah. Y'all are, oh, yeah, listen. Yeah, they got their hands full out in the West with these young boys. I think they think that. Once they get rid of Fox with all that money they owe him and build around the rest of the team, they're going to be fine. But as of right now, the Knicks are playing with a pain that comes way before you guys were born before your parents fucked. Jalen's dad was there in 99. Look on the sidelines.

It's not just the celebrity old-timer nix that's there, nigger. It's regular Knicks. All the nicks is there. Yeah. Yeah, it's Knicks. Every Knicks. There's a pain. There's a look on each one of their faces

because they understand. This is 53 years of some shit. You young boys are just hyping on a roll. That's cute. And two and eight. Go Nix, man. Nix and five. Nix and five.

I ain't going to beat y'all down, man. And now it's time for my favorite part of the show. Price Piz. Nah, being up 3-1 on the bum-ass niggas? What the fuck is you talk about these niggas that y'all told me was tough? Aliens and shit. Huh? Foxes, lions, tigers

and bears. Fuck these niggers. And I hope they have a good summer. Enjoy your Cancun. Enjoy the monks. Get back to that. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got nothing.

Yeah, nigger. Go spurs. I like me, Joe yells. The only spur I like is flying. if it ain't that fuck these niggas man yeah you hear me you hear me yeah

with his rapper flying spur it's a call you know that call I did I really did he trying to shed the champagne socialist shit

I didn't get it you got me who makes a flying spur I get it I get it was I got it I thought he was a plane to be honest

I thought it was like a private jet or something what is a flying spur all right all right price if you listen if you've been rolling with the nix

you've been making a couple of dollars or not I'm about to say How? If you've been rolling with the Knicks You made money this whole playoff That's not true Because the usual suspects for the Knicks

Are not coming through like that You got too many people contributing Okay you're talking about Oh yeah yeah yeah I'm talking about Just the team Just if you have been rolling with the Knicks Sure

Whatever the spreads have been If you just say I like the Knicks You up No you want to You up quite a bit A flying spurs a Bentley Yeah

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So do that right this second, and you will get $50 instantly when you play your first $5 lineup only on prize picks, the official partner of the NBA. Really quickly. Who is the finals MVP if it ends today? OG. OG. Carl Anthony Towns. And I'm going Jalen still. No, OG.

O.G. I wouldn't be mad if they gave it to O.G. You got 28 and 30, right? The last three games? Something like that. The first two wins, Carl Anthony Towns was the MVP, and he's doing an excellent defensive job. I mean, I think it could go a lot of directions.

I think they'll give it to Jalen for carrying them the entire time. The season? I would be. Yeah. Because Jalen hasn't, this finals has been done. difficult for him. They've been on his ass, bro.

His shooting percentages and all that shit. But the last. That's why I'm going to sit there. How you let him go to the middle? They've been veering him to the side. The whole, they're just going to let him start going to the middle.

Well, game one, they don't win until the Brunson burner is affected in the fourth quarter. Last game, he was the only one keeping him afloat in the second quarter. I think he had 17 in the second quarter. And then he turned up with OG in the fourth. So, I mean, these last two games where he's had 30 points in both.

I could just, the numbers are there enough for nobody to have a problem if Jalen gets it. If OJ gets it, I'm not mad. Best 200 million ever spent. It was a lot of fuss about his $200 million contract. Best $200 million ever spent. I'll tell you that. He got absolutely robbed for first

team all defense. He got absolutely robbed for first team all defense. All right, y'all, enough about basketball. There's a lot of really important things going on the world that we've got to get to. And I can't. What quarter of the podcast are we in? Exactly. I'm fucking the Knicks. I'm happy, but goddamn.

Yeah. All right, so let's get to more serious topics, y'all. Rick Ross flew commercial. Oh, man, this week. Poor guy. You can stop the press. Yo, for real. That's hilarious.

Did y'all, did y'all see, y'all been following this hullabaloo? I have, unfortunately. Rick Ross was getting clout. First of all, the video's going on on the internet. You've seen the video where he got a towel over his head, and they try to make it seem like he's hiding. It seemed like he was hiding. Oh, he was definitely high.

That's just, you know, from the frontier flight. But it might have, oh, go ahead. It didn't seem to me like he was hot. hiding because he was taking a commercial flight. You know what I'm saying? It looked like he was hiding because he's at the gate of a commercial flight. Yeah, you don't be wanting to talk to me. You don't want them. Them niggas be weird at the gate if y'all would really have a conversation about it. That's what I'm saying. Then they look at you weird when you sit two seats away from them. I'm like, nigga, I'll fuck you up.

You know what are you talking about? And I'm putting in here. And I'm putting in there. And I'm put my book bag next to you. And I'm digging in there to get the chips in the headphones and my phone charger and whatever I need. Fuck you about to do about it. And I'm reading the paper and fucking making noises with fucking and putting it. What are you? The niggas be weird over there. No. So listen, if I'm being courteous, if I'm at fucking gate 39, if gate 37-38 is a little empty, how's it over there to be away from you?

Y'all. But if I don't feel like it. But you fly commercial? Yes, Mark, I fly commercial. Wow. Ain't down again. I got you. When it's emergency?

No, just depending on what that cordal looking like. Mm. You know, shit fluctuate. I don't make enough to fly private every single time I fly. That's expensive, bro. But I also don't fly. Yeah, it's really expensive. And I also don't fly a bunch.

So if I take, I'm going to take a vacation a year. I'm going to fly private. So I know this week you got a big meeting. And all my business deals, I bake it in. I was about to ask you, you flying private this week. I bake it in. Well, this week, no, no, no, no, slow down. See, see.

Because that's the other thing with flying private. Once you start checking out the planes and shit, I know the planes I like and the planes I don't, like they try to get you to talk about this plane and get you there really fast. Nigger, I ain't trying to get there fast. I'm trying to be comfy and cozy and chill. So the planes you can stand up in, all that G4, G5. The planes I like cost a little bit.

Okay. So on my L.A. trip, for instance. Yes, I'm talking about. And you really can't impress. I'm flying commercial down. I'm flying private back. You can't really impress her. You know what I mean?

Yes, sis. Okay. I know what you mean. Yeah, y'all, I can't even see a time. Like, it's just a waste of depth. For me, I just don't. Like, besides. needing to do it because you're this Uber

Star, you know what I mean? Like, Beyonce can't get on a commercial right, no matter, it's going to be ridiculous, right? I just can't see, I just seems like a waste to me. You know what I mean? Unless, if my fame is at that point where it is safer for me, like, I don't have no other option. Okay, cool, I don't, I don't plan on getting that fame. But when you, when your tax bracket is so crazy that it's just a write-off for you, fly private.

Nah. This also the environmental impact. Well, Uncle Sam has taken $10 million, $20, $30 million from you and instead of him taking $10 million, he's going to take $9,800,000 and $70? Also, I don't want to be that guy. It don't cost a lot to buy a jet. Okay.

No, it costs a lot to fuel them. The fuel be the money. No, it costs a lot to maintain it. And the maintain. Period. Yeah. So for the service, the engine checks, fucking the gas,

the staffing, to park it. Buying a jet is the easy part. maintaining it is what's going to cost you most of it. But anyway, yeah, so I'm flying that shit started getting to. I ain't there it's tax time, yeah, I'm not doing that shit. But I'll tell you one thing, as somebody that has flown private

a little little tiny bit, it's tough going back to that regular airport. Oh, I get it. It is tough going back to that regular airport. I flew that little plane, y'all let me fly in at time. And it's not... They gave me, it was like value jet. For the mark and Ian show. Got him a jet to Buffalo And I keep trying to get them on the show going

Docs with the mon of the fans, wasn't it? Yeah, no, that's the thing about punctuality. That's the thing. You can get a show. I believe in the talent. You see the docs be late. Oh, yeah. I don't appreciate that.

The thing about it, I don't even care about me in late. Mone and be late and don't even tell you nothing. You just walk in. Guess what we're not going to do. All right, anyway. So back to what we were saying. So, no, but on that, I get it because, like, The flight was cool, but just the convenience of going right to the plane, not having to talk to people, nobody bothering you.

Walk up the steps. Walk up the steps, and you just jump on the, you know, to ride back home. It made life easier. And also, your schedule. You ain't got to playing your whole life around being at the airport at this time. I get the convenience. That's the best part about flying private. Yeah, it's the schedule part.

Do they come with a flight attendant or you have to buy back? No, it comes with. You get to skip the whole ordeal at the airport. Whenever you're ready to leave, you just leave. Yeah, that shit was amazing. Yo, we're going to leave at 9 tonight. We're going to leave at 11 p.m. That's crazy. That's the fire.

When we got there, they're like, whenever you guys are ready, just let us know. It was like... Right. What? And then like the next day I was at Newark Airport, mad is shit. Everything just seemed and I got like clear and all that shit, but it just felt like I was the world's longest line. It wasn't that bad, but it just felt worse compared to.

Yes. You felt poor, yo. Whenever I was... Peter Pan bus the way out. Yes, honestly. Wherever that last place was, I was traveling. I went to Houston, right? And it was something going on, so the airport was packed. And the park

is doing great. So I, like they, it's going to always be one dude in there that spots me as soon as I walk in. Library! And, and follows me around. Five in the morning, man. And he's always going to be the most annoying dude.

And he's always going to like fucking Jacksonville or somewhere, a gate that should be far from mine. He on the line with me. I thought I avoided him. I got on the pre-check line. heat air I dip go to pre-check clear gotcha

he got clear he followed me over there to clear he go through I go through he go through we're on the line he's like hey

yo buddy yo what you doing here one of those one of those people yo it's the airport yeah what you're doing here yo

yeah I just same shit you're doing here I just want to buy sandwich he said yo where you go you live in? Where you're at it?

I said, I didn't tell. Like, that's personal shit that you're asking me. I was like, how about you? Oh, I'm here for vacation. Yada, got to guy to guy. Thought I shut it down. Walk through the thing.

He's right there behind me while you're waiting for your shit through the conveyor belt. And them niggas that's watching for your belongings back there, they're really doing their due diligence now. So you're waiting. Your bag ain't coming until 90 bags.

And it's getting crowded and congested over there down. He got mad time to talk to. He said, yo man. I'm saying, I ain't going to lie, Joe. I'm surprised. flying with us? Oh, I hate that.

Why are you even flying in the airport? You don't fly private? I said sometimes. But in my head, I'm like, it's because of you. It's only because of you. It's only because of this guy that you fly private. Mr. Jacksonville. When you fly private, you don't see them.

You don't see them in all. You see Gary Vee, LeBron, wife. You don't see none of them. Ugh dog I think people just Counting people Pockets is crazy

Because it's like Why do you deem that Rick Raw Supposed to always fly Oh yeah So back to work But the funny part With the Rick Raw shit

Is he shitted on niggas For flying commercial So that's why They start attacking I'm like Not you my nigga He just had a bar

About niggas Who don't fly private Yeah So you can So being that he has that bar Yeah He can never Fly commercial again

Are we for real Man? Rappers just be talking Man Why is that Why is me saying that, that's the comeback. Well, he knew he was talking

he's a rapper. That's today's fans. They're trying to hold rappers to their lyrics. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. And the podcast's part is ridiculous. We just be saying shit.

Yeah. Rick Ross looked so depressed to be flying with y'all junkies. That nigga put a wet towel over his head to avoid some of the poverty that's in these airports. Also, he's still a big nigga

and big niggas need towels. Sometimes wet if it's hot outside. That nigga's sweating. But here. Here's one of Ross's explanations about why he was traveling that way. For the ones you want to know what my jet at, I obviously didn't get the memo. It's being updated with Starlink. You know what Starlink is?

Yeah, that's the half a million dollar Wi-Fi. Yeah, that's what my jet at. And I chose to fly commercial to Columbia to go party with Trick Daddy and bald greasy at the escape the states. vibe. And coming from a boss, I got to let you know how this go. When Ricky Rose take flights to six digits. I'm going to

get some monion. The monion. But don't you ever look down on no young hustlers who, if they walk him, if they ride in a bicycle, if they riding on the train, don't you ever look down on no young hustlers going to get some money. Don't you ever talk about these.

You get the gesture. Yeah. I love Ross. He made a good point. I love what he said there. He knowing the pop-it. Yeah, it's like, y'all sounds stupid clowning niggas for not being in a private jet. I hate that.

I hate the fact that that's even like a scandal. Like, he was flying commercial. Like, who gives a fuck? And stop taking pictures of people without permission and shit. Right. Every time that happens to me, I run right down on people. I never court a nigga like this without saying, what you already do with that? And people are always so surprised.

But I'm just a. surprised that you're filming me. And they get mad at you. Yeah, they try. They get mad at you. Somebody took a picture of me the other day. People get mad until you put your chest on their chest and then people be like, whoa, you know what I mean? It's jarring. Yo, if you see me in the airport, don't say nothing to me, dog.

So now the next person is going to say, I know you don't like it. That's what they do to mean? Yo, I know, I know, I know, yo, I don't, yo, I know you don't like this. I said, bro, that's not me. That's Joe. All right, cocked in the picture. I'd be like, yeah, come on. But at 6 o'clock in the morning, my nigga, I was at the airport the last time. I'm like, yo, B, it's too early, my nigga.

Did you tell him that? Yeah, I was just like, yo, Brian. At 6 in the morning. I take pictures all day, but not at 6 in the morning. Can I tell you or something? I've never really say no. I don't know how you did. I don't say no.

I remember me and Joe had a conversation. It almost felt like at first to me, it told me you had that little small conversation. It almost felt like it was like ungrateful to say, no to people because without them, this don't happen. I feel like that. But I'm still a person. and I'd have to sell boundaries if I never say no, I will never literally be able to say no. See, I never say yes.

I know. That's why me and Joe took. Joe literally looked at me in disgust and was like, you take pictures with people. And I'm like every single person. I've missed flights taking pictures of people. And the last time I missed trains doing it. I was in the airport in tears. And this guy walked up to me, and I know it's a JVP fan, okay?

And he walked up mid-tears and he was like, I know you probably don't want to take a picture, but do you want to take a picture? And I took a picture, and he still posted it with the tears. Wow. People just don't care. They don't go for what you're going through, what you do. I don't never say no. But Joe, walk me through your no.

So. Oh, it's fast. It depends on the day. You want to hold you. It's fast. You're fast. Excuse me, Mr. Boyd, I love you so much. I love your stuff.

I've been supporting you since pump it up, loving hip-hop, every reality television show. I watch every episode of the pot. I'm not even there by the end of the time. I'm not even standing there by the end. By the time you get this off. But rule number one is to never remain stationary. Always keep moving.

I'm never stationary. So you don't just stand and wait. Famous people shouldn't be stationary. Oh, I didn't know that. How the fuck you know it's not a famous place? I want to ask my uncle that never had a job? All jokes aside, he'd been doing that shit for 20 years. What?

Before a podcast, all of that. I thought it was just because niggas was trying to fuck him up. A famous person. Like, we used to be walking out the club. That's part of it. A famous person stationary is going to end up being a security risk at some point. That's a good idea. Somebody's plodding on you, somebody's seeing you.

Somebody made a phone call. Somebody's selling their friends. Somebody's coming out. Now you're attracting a crowd. It's just too much. much when you move in, then you're on your schedule. So you walk into the plane. Joe, nobody's doing that at the proper plane.

But you're on a regular airport? Yeah, this week when you fly out. Joe, it's for my dying cousin. Let me get a flick. No. Just like that. No. I don't buy that shit.

Joe, let me get it for me. My dying cousin. You say no. You say no. Anybody out? How bad does he need to pick if he's down? Do we got the vinyl? Yeah.

But when you say no, if it turns into a full big session from a man, Like, come on, bro. I love you, bro. Mr. Bert. It's still flat now. It probably makes it worse. I've seen him be like, nah, not today.

Monday guy ain't really in the movie. But most times, he'll be like, no. You just, I... The yes, the yes, if I say yes, it's the courtesy. It's because there's a special situation.

Or if I say no to somebody, I'll probably always say no just off the reaction. But if you're still sitting there and I catch you and we could sneak and do it, I'll do it. I will take a pick. But I'm not taking all.

But I'm not taking all picks. And when you're famous, no such thing is one pick. No, it's not. There's no such thing as one pick. Then you're an asshole. You're standing still and you take one pick and now there's a lot of them. Because now when you do that, the people that had no idea who you are, there's just one of a picture.

Yeah. A person will tell you, I've had people tell me, I don't know you, but everybody else. Like, they'll say it. And if you stand there long enough, one, nobody knows how to get their camera phone. Nobody knows how to just take a quick picture. at the nick game when I'm outside. Young niggas out there. Oh, oh gee, whatever they call. Yo, let me get a picture.

They're young so it could be a tussle. So I tell them, yeah. Listen to the honesty. But they're standing still. They're waiting for me to stop. Oh, I'm not stopping. Right. True. I'm walking. And if you want a picture, then come take it. He's trying to walk with me. He can't get to

his phone. He's bobling it. His friends is like, yo, what the fuck are you doing? I'm like, yo, you're done. You get the fuck away. So his friend took it. He came. He did it. But it got to be, like, a thing. I get that. People don't know how to take pictures. What else happens? If you take enough pictures standing still, you're going to get the person that's FaceTiming somebody. Oh, my God. It's not going to be pictures

no more. It's going to be, yo, can you speak to my cousin? Yeah. Can you do a drop? Can you promote my mixtape? Yo, I got a T-shirt. No, I hate you, niggas. Please get away from me. I don't think I hate nobody more than morning. Can I get a drop real quick? I hate them. I hate them. No drops and I don't promote people's products. Like, don't, I'm not taking a picture with your book on the hand.

Because I don't know what's in it. You know what's in it? I don't I'm not promoting your company. Because they will do this, and then later on to be Mark Promote's book that says you should murder, you know what I mean? I've never had that. I tell them that all the time. Yo, can you promote my mixtape?

Well, what's on there? Exactly. I can't promote your mixtape if I had never heard it. Right. Now I'm just standing with your shit. That don't make sense. Yeah, I never had that. I just get the pictures.

We sound like some boozy. It's true, though. Yo, bro, to Moma's point, I feel like that's a privilege and I feel grateful that somebody likes what you do enough to even want to take a, picture with you. I think that that's a blessing.

So I don't say no. But if you had talent in other areas, you would feel different about that. I do have talent other areas. Like if people cared about these fancy houses, you'd be a... Now, he killed a house, but the fans don't know. You, house-fielder nigger. Yo, back to this flying private in Ross

shit. I'm not judging Ross. Actually, wait a second. I took so many private flights straight that when I went to Houston commercial, I forgot how to do it. I don't know if they change some shit. You ain't had your passport on you or something?

Yo dog, the driver let me out at what I think is premium. I get out. It got to be the wrong door. Premier. Yes. Go ahead. Premier. Something to say Preme. Wherever premium is, that's where I'm going to be.

That's what I'm about to be. I go up to some shit. None of them say premiere. No nothing wherever you. He dropped me off. Jamaica, nigga, talking about I go up to the thing with my bag, thinking I'm somebody with a little first-class ticket.

You're talking about, all right, bag tag. Now we're having a face off. What bag tag? And you're ignorant, too. Yo, you were really a dick, yo. I ain't going to lie.

No, he was a dick. I'm Premier. This is at his goals, buddy. I'm going to get you this bag. You're going to put you a guy on. You make sure. You make sure. You make sure.

You make sure. it gets where the fuck it's supposed to go. But it didn't go like that this time. So he's like, yo, give me the bag tag. I said, yo, no, no, I'm business class. You're supposed to do that. He said, no, you got to go get your bag tag. I said, where's the people that do this?

I want to just give it to you and do it. He said, no, we don't do that here. This is bag dropper. I said, okay, so where is first class? He ain't really understanding English. So, yo, you go get the bag tag. You got that bag tag, then you? So now I go and get the bag tag.

So now I go. get the bag tag. But when I go get the bag tag, I never got a bag tag unless we was going to Australia. If we was going out of the country, then that's when you go look stupid up there. So I go up there to the thing. They say, yo, give me your passport. No, nigger. Like, why do I have to take my passport out of the thing? So they say, do you know your confirmation number? Now I got to search for the confirmation number. Now I got to call somebody over there to help me do this fucking shit here. But I did get the bag and I went over there and I gave it to him. You just forgot how to fly.

You ain't that's what it sounds like. I'm not supposed to get the bag tag. He's supposed to get the bag tag. At Premier. At anywhere. No, no, no. At the Premier joint when you,

when you just get out the cap and they're standing right there on the curb, that's the one you talking about? No. Inside. Those are the niggers that want you to tip more than you would normally. Damn niggas.

They want you to tip a little more than you were normally. You're hearing number five. They look at you like. You're crazy, bro. You must get in the corner. I'm not familiar with them. So they have the people that sit.

On the curve. Literally. It's a dub minimal. It's a dub minimum. Yes. They look at you like you crazy for $10. Yeah. Your shit might be a little broke when you get to where you're going.

Literally. That's funny. Or stolen to go in your bag or some shit. Yeah. Why happened to the nigga that stole your shit? I press charges. Who's the? Which?

Which time? I press charges. That boy good. That boy good. What more's that? Mona, I went to South Carolina to see my family. I had a Louis Vuitton duffel that I checked. And when I got off the plane in LaGuardia and got to the bag check,

the bag never came. Because somebody took the bag. They looked on the camera. Somebody took the bag, stole it. And then I'm looking because I got to find my whatever was in there, my speaker or some shit. Whatever was in there, I'm searching. I'm watching that shit just go up town.

Oh, my gosh. You ain't telling us that for. clothes and I had some of my favorite shit in this. So yeah. Who even time? Buckles back, though, that's the carry you on. Isn't it?

You can't carry that one, right? You could, well, I had the large one so you can't really. The biggest. Yeah. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I mean, you should have assumed.

So, but he's going to jail? He went to jail. He bailed out. What? He went to jail. He bailed out. I don't know if he beat the case or not because I wasn't following up on it.

What the fuck makes you see that? See something like that and say? God damn it. Really? What makes you see a bag like that And take it When you know everybody can see you taking it Well, that was his thing

He had taken a few bags Oh, that he's a bag taken out of handball But that's when I learned that You people that have your fancy bags The people that they think something is in that bag We're taking that bag. We like our chances with You're Louisville

And the bag itself is worth enough Yeah From the bag of the job Yeah Because them shit's high That's a nice bag If you get some nice jewelry Or something in that bag

It's worth the job Did you lose Did you have important things inside? Not really. A couple clothes, a speaker, some headphones. It was a quick trip down south, so I mean, I ain't packed much. But the niggins that be putting jewelry in their shit, van cleats in their shit, fucking, like those dudes. That's terrible, Joe.

Yeah, it's terrible. I wish I'd have seen him. Who's your time? You the one with you? I'd have to beat the brakes off that boy. I like that. I'd have beat the brakes off that boy. I don't like nobody taking anything.

I see you grabbing my bag and then making your way to a taxi. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Taxi. How far apart you think y'all were? Like did he just leave when he's on the camera Did you just miss him? Because most likely he had somebody working with him that works there.

You know what the problem is? And I'll say this in closing. The problem is when you have a long walk from your landing gate to baggage claim and they just, sometimes they'll throw the bags out quickly. There's no way for you to ever get there

so the thief has some time. I don't think it should be like a period to allow you to get to baggage claim before they put the bags out and that doesn't always happen. That's why I don't check shit if I don't have to. I hate checking shit. I hate checking shit.

Yeah, but you let niggas throw away some cologne that you thought was the right size or your favorite lotion. You get paranoid about it. That's the same thing. I check a bag just because I don't know the sizes that they allow into and that they don't allow to.

And I don't throw away good shit. Me too. Fucking with them people. That shit. And then every, like, you know, international, some of these countries be dicks. Like one time I think I was coming from St. Thomas. So it's three ounces,

3.4 ounces. So most of the clones fit. And coming through there, bro, they only allowed 3.4 ounces cumulatively. Not her item. My girl left like mad, like $70.

She was mad as hell. They gave us one plastic thing and said, all your shit got to fit in this one thing. Or you got to leave the rest of that shit. We probably left like $2, $300 worth of shit, maybe more than that. Work the shit there because every country is different.

That's why I check bags like. That's a good point. I don't want, like TSA is legit probably the worst part for me and they're dickheads. Like even coming through with that tummy tuck,

like, you know, you go through the joint and if they alert something, you have to get the hand pat down, right? Of course I'm going to get alert because it's tubes and shit. With a body like that.

Shit. You're going to get alerts with that. And you just was on the Potsam and you sell cold. They thought you had a key on you. I'm like, there's no keys in the bag. It's just ass. But no, seriously.

When you come through the TSA join and, okay, I'm going to alert because I had drains for like a week after. So, of course, I'm alert. They drained the ugly shit out. When they, shut up, Joey. When they do the pat down, when they do the pat down, the ladies, the lady's like, you don't have to pat you down. You know how they show you on the thing. Where they're going to touch you at? And I say to her, listen, I try to get a chief.

surgery says I'm gonna keep it real. I'm cut up. You gotta be careful. This bitch really manhield to me did the real surgery and it's painful. She's seen me Winston she's still going. That's horrible. Yeah and it's so funny on the next flight the next person legit she pat me down so on camera like she did her job in reality she never touched me. It's like that's just like human desistency. Yeah but that's the thing about TSA is like they're they're nasty like I don't I don't run into TSA that are not nasty unless they saying what's up I love you on JCP what's up don't call me by your other than that thing. I was just about to say yeah a lot of

get a little more famous. My pod fans, the TSAs. But even that's corny when you think about it. They're just nasty. You know what I mean? Like, I got to be famous for you to treat me like a human. It's crazy. Shout to all the TSA pod fans.

Shout to all. We love. Except the dick kids. Y'all be doing your numbers. Y'all be looking out. Them niggas. Yeah, that's one. Yeah.

Since we talk about first world problems, or maybe it's ain't a problem for y'all. But Elon Musk. How we get there from the Rick Ross should? Yeah, we still got Rick Ross music. Oh, we got Rick Ross music. Oh, we got Rick Ross music. Yeah, we got Rick Ross music.

Hold up now. Hold up now. Oh, that song is fire. Actually, this is great. Let's take it back to what we love it at. Mahogany Cash is brand new Rick Ross, featuring T.I. Let's go. Um, yeah. Use your back.

Um. Stefan Diggs, I need another bitch. I won't stop spinning. Go get another brief. She got on my plane and suck another dick. I spent a lot on my chain, so sent a condoms. I took all the props. You keep the compliments.

compliments even on the empty stomach full of confidence King of the city let's build a mind you man Her rich of the niggins go redefine the prince Yots, boats, some in nigger's spending the most You niggins check in rehab when your singer was slowly I love that line. That's fire. That was a line I would have said on my comeback song

I had you rap niggas come rap for me That was hard. Ross pop out sometime with a line that like a real rapper would say He did that. He's smoking. He's a real rapper. I mean like a lyrical, lyricic. That's what I mean. I ain't trying to disrespect,

bro. He's smoking this shit. And that nigga. Who did this be? I don't, I don't, that nigga. Do we have credit?

One of the name is nephew. I don't, I'm not familiar with this. A nigga named nephew. This shit is giving me fucking a few niggers. Yeah. ARAV. This shit's giving me no ID.

This shit is giving me. What's my man, Bangladesh? This shit is. Helicopies coming on my niggas deep. Fares no to mumble so no need to speak. Where the bitch is selling pussy, put the kids to sue you.

No, honestly. Now we askin the fucking. Now we're asking the real Where the bitch is selling pussy Put the kids to sleep, yo What it was going on? Where is y'all? This nigga is so stupid

Yo This niggas are cool And I'm running with the steps Nothing on my feet pipe My demeanor, I'm cleaner So the arena's no love For the other side Fuck of your Greg Greener

Get in the booth and team up Seeners temperature heat up I'd decry the machine up Married to get Be ups and so fetus I kick my feet up Dudes paid and full look I can pull the receipt of

Me and Cedar You in Cahooahoo With Damon We got to Deter Come on Do you have to do Away with

Whoever follow you Send you to your Mama like your father do Hologood Just niggas And thread dealers Make it set trippers Go fetch niggas

Like pet niggas Hell of Senegal Been trippinces My ambilical Identical bullets Reach whoever Breaches the Sett The King

Didn't understand As you said Dump He shush He smoked He smoked Yeah TIE's He's like

God. Eat four for four. Damn. Eat four for four. God. Damn them boys is going. Yeah. They're rapping.

That sounds great. That beat is crazy. That beat is crazy. I'm really looking forward to Ross's project. Yeah, me too. And Tia when it comes out. I'm looking forward to Tia. Tia.

T. Ross is going to be fired, too, but I didn't want to see here. And T. And T.I. When you're in New York, come this way, man. T.I. I want to talk to Tia. He's one of people want to talk to.

This shit is crazy. He is shitting on niggas that fly commercial on the song. He's only only fucking private jets, nigga. But I'm not mad at that. Yeah. You've got to live your raps, per se. It's just bad timing, though. Nobody ever does.

Nobody. Yeah, well, recently. And whether you fly commercial or private, do depend on the destination. Some places, you can fly commercial there. You can fly commercial there. There's no point. You're doing a lot. Like, when I go down south to fucking Columbia, South,

line and Lamb, you're not flying a private. You're not taking a private yet. You're being dumb now. You're going to look dumb even landing in Columbia or South Carolina, even though the Trump be doing that shit. But that's Trump. And he got to. Yeah. He has to. It's annoying when he do it. When he land on

the private, then everything shut down, no cars could go on the exit road for an hour. It's a cluster fuck. Complete cluster fuck. Anyway, shout out of Rick Ross, ma'am. Looking forward to that project. That record is absolutely nuts. Anything else to new music. What else happened?

Not a ton. I got Jesse Rann's new album. It's a lot of breakup songs, as you might. Can't wait. Can't wait. I have yet to hear it, but people are telling me it's heat. Yeah, it's some good shit on there. Money Long's got a record on there. Who the fuck? Can we play that?

Yeah. Let's play the Money Long record. I want to hear that. I love Money Long. And I love my R&B when you're a fresh breakoff. A nice one. Still raw. Yeah. Yeah. And this is Ate you tired.

Ain't you tired. Wait me alone. Tie dollars on here. Oh, yeah. Ghosts me. Bung. Go. Oh, wait.

Humbly, don't play yourself to frumble me still play yourself because none of these, none of these, none of these bitches could ever. Upper echelon, I'm the one in charge. Hearing money long. You do what you want to sleep. Want to sleep. Want to sleep. Pull me.

I dare you, but baby. Hey. What's mental danger. Skip ahead of money. Skip ahead. She's Bianca, a ghost of your accent to harm. Think of me. What that one?

Yeah, whole album is a bunch of breakup songs. I love that. Hey, whoever broke Jesse Ray is hard. Time and time again. All her albums are good. You did it for the culture, yo. And I love when she called her good home girl over Money Long that also been getting broken up with for mad times

and they fucking shit on somebody on the same song. That's great. Yeah. Shit, why are we on it? My girl, one of my favorite artists in the world, Andre put out a little breakup record. Okay. Oh, I'd like to hear it.

Here, go now. Please. Let's go. Let's go. Friends of the show, I love you. I wonder if I'm doing well. Ask me if I moved on hell yet. Honestly, we could go to hell. I can't describe what I'm

telling you to. What is that? It's like a it's that don't really care about you. I shouldn't know wasting my time. The bridge. She smoked this bridge. Hold up. Oh no. Here we go. Here we go. This record is called Go to Hell.

Sounds great. I love this. That is off of her project. That is due out. I want to say sometime in July. This record is hard. That's fine. No, that's heat.

No, that's absolutely heat. Uh, what else? What else? What else? Blatch dropped. album? Yeah. Oh, no shit. Blast dropped his album, Labor of Love. I'm halfway through. Good vibes on there.

Sounds good. Hold on. Let me give him a little something. Let me give him a little something. Take him to the West Coast for a minute for my man Blass, friend to the show. Do you like to hear it? Here it go. This record is called Something About it. Shout to the old West Coast. Shout to Blass.

Wait a minute Don't take life too serious When you gonna let it go girl? I'm just curious Can I finish hit a fool run You can add rules but I know you in a move for some I was thinking about a road trip You know that got power baby we can get ghost quick I'm sitting low in some oh shit

I put motion over emotions Girl I love when we slide it Pick me up every time All of a sudden we vibe it Hey Even though we fussing we find We forget every time Wait a minute now

Yeah It's something about this old school Girl, make the problems go My record is called Something About it That is Blast That is off a blast, new album Labor of Love And your phone and on DSPs right this second again

Shout the blast in the whole West Coast Sounds good, man, sounds good Is there anything else a new music That needs our attention? Come on. Olivia Rodriguez Rob Rico dropped, one of my favorite pop artists.

I haven't listened to it in its entirety. You hear that, Mono? It's a little more up-tempo. Mono, I don't fuck with that new music. I was curious

why we were talking about Papa beer. Why we were talking about pop a beer? Yeah. I like pop sometimes. The producer? Pop beer. Fuck on Parks.

Pop. Pop. Could see you pop, Pop, please. Joe's bullshit. Olivia Rodriguez. Oh, Pop music.

Yeah, pop music. Got it, got it. Okay, wait to listen to it. I haven't finished it. Parks like them pop bitches. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes.

they'd be fine. You'd be in house listening to We know you might be pop. I used to like pop Like TRLD's Remember? Carson Daly, that's my nigga I fuck with pop back then

Okay What's so funny? Go ahead, what about him? I'm done. I'm done. I've listened to the whole album. Oh, got it, got it, got it, got to Got it, got it got it.

All right, that's what we have in music. Let's see, what else, what else, what else? What else? Mona. You know my man is, on you, right? That's Amani in the building, Bigamani. What I? Figuay. Yope. The one I asked you about.

Yes. Yes. Yes. He hit me back, because he didn't really know. He ain't really aware of who you were and all that. I love that. He didn't know who I was? Nah. So he don't have an Instagram or nothing? He do, but he ain't really He don't post. He he has another life. Okay.

Oh, right. Oh, he got a girl. No. I know what that means. Oh, yeah. He has another life. Goody. I thought that meant bricks. I thought that felony.

But that ain't going to stop you. You ain't no girl's girl. You fuck them niggas. First of all, shut up. You're a girl's girl. Any woman that call themselves girls' girls are horrible people. So I'm not going to say that.

You'll fuck that nigga that got a girl. No, I don't want. Oh, she don't rock like that, y'all. The real reason why I don't do the side bitch shit is because I'm so like spoiled. Like, I can't deal with that. I can't call you at a certain time and I can't. I don't get around me like playing.

second but I can't call you, I can't say certain shit to you, I bump it to you with a bitch I'm supposed to not say nothing like I ain't do. I've done it. I've been to side bitch in my 20s but like, oh no you're not going to bump in us. Oh please. Oh she did the we don't even hang out in the same. Hey she did the beginner level side bitch you're never going to see us. Trust it don't matter. But even if you saw have you went have you have you been around look at the pro look at the expert. I'm not. Look at my man. I'm getting information. Look at my man. You got all the information when you FaceTime. You got all the information. When you FaceTime me at 11 p.m.

Talking about, yo, you got topics. You see, you know, mom. Yeah, Mom. Yeah, Mom. After midnight, yo, Mona, what's on? You ready for tomorrow? We got work. Oh, Mona.

If you don't get off the phone. If you don't stop FaceTime and Mona. Yo, so when you're seeing the nigga with his main work and yours, the side, what happened? Maine was looking right that day. Got a hug? And you had this hair. That's never happened to me, but just period.

bitch call me, approach me or whatever, I hold you down. Like, lying all that. Like, even if it's like a thing, like, if I knew, I'm act like I don't know you. Even sometimes if I'm surprised about, because that shit turns into some old other shit. A woman called you,

I want to come at you, like a woman or whatever they say. Can you talk like women, whatever? It's never enough. Whatever you tell her or give her, it's never enough. So then now you got this enemy because she's watching you. You know what I mean? You keep fucking with the nigga after that? What, when? Like, if the main girl approach you, do you just

cut it short from there or you just keep fucking with them. Even if you still hold it down. It depends. The time I remember the most is I think about this guy was fucking way ahead of wife. And I stopped fucking with him because I was so shocked. Like I didn't know. You know what I mean? You ain't always involved at all. I ain't know nothing, yeah. And it was my first time

dating the older guy. He was like 45, 50. I was like 21. Then the bitch start, then the main start checking your page. No, that's before page was out. In fact, the main the main was a lady named Bones from Beirut and she said she was going to pop. That's what she said.

I'm going to shoot you, bitch, when I find you. The main starts stalking your page, but the first joint she sees is the comedy's joints. She's like, oh, I got it. Lightwork. Oh, I got this bitch. Dead to right.

Mind you, how can I be the side? How can I be the side? I got this recognizable voice. My fucker going to know who she would just hear my voice or I'm in the background or anything like that. I'm just not with it. I know me. And I want to avoid me losing my temper

and beating somebody up or doing something to somebody. So why fuck your man? When I know, bitches might not Never for it, never do anything, no gangster shit. Let you fuck her man. And now she's just super gangster spy bitch. Yeah. Hiding in front of apartment.

Jumping out of fucking doors and shit like a ninja. I don't have time for them. Let me tell you something. If you see Mona, if she see y'all and you out with your main girl and she on her way to a comedy show, your main girl better go get in the car, bitch. Mona have that shit on if she's going to a comedy show. Laughing, nigga. If they booked Mona and she see y'all out, boy, your bitch better hide in the closet, nigga.

Mona got that shit on if she has a show that day. If you're a money man don't work out, my barber been trying to holl out at you for a minute. Tell me you, you got a good job. He owned the shop. Oh, he owned the shop. What? What?

He and the bushy park. He's in the bushy park. What? He's down town. He in Jersey. He in Jersey. He in the rich part of Jersey. Is he from Jersey?

Yeah. You don't want Mark. You don't want Mark. I don't like Jersey niggies. Look at Mark Lange. My man from Atlanta, so I don't know. Look at Markle. I don't care.

he from. I seen him first. Look at Mark Lahn. I was leaving at the roofie on. He did. They won't. They're trying to step and I'm trying to kill you now. I'm trying to be. I'm trying to be.

I'm trying to keep going to race. You won't let me. Wait a minute. Wait, what? I heard you. Who you was talking about you? One of your rapper rich friends? Who me?

No, none of my friends want you. Oh, shit. Nobody said. The real joke in that is that he doesn't have friends. Oh, shit. He ain't got me. That's true. I told you about them elevator rides.

You'll be talking. He think we can talk about him in an elevator in the way of who you are you. You are a narcissist for a little. I'm not a narcissist. You know why he thinks that? No, we don't. Wait, Joe, you think people, you think the niggas really talk about you? No.

I don't think a thing. I don't even like, I don't think a thing. Mind you. No. Yes, you niggas have gotten in that elevator and spoke about Joseph Anthony, Bucking. No. Excuse me.

I got it. Circle of trust. The blue, the blue wall. I get, I understand. The blue wall. You serious. There's a camarader. I'm dead.

I swear to God. He's wrong. This is the thing he, me and he, me and you for a fact I've never had this type of conversation like that. Most of y'all never had a conversation like that with me. But when I talk about Joe Button, it's not in the elevator. I'm not stupid.

I get in the car. I got a whole two-hour ride. I dog this nigga on that ride. What? By the time I get to the second worst spot, my motherfucker mouth white all up in here. That's crazy. That's crazy.

You think that nigga is really. That's not crazy at all. Actually, working here and working with y'all has taught me exactly that that's not crazy. You really hurt. You still hurt over that. It's not hurt. What happened?

What happened? Old cash. You really still heard about it. They didn't, it wasn't an elevator there. They did that right in the box room. They did that right in parks room. They did that right in park's room.

You niggas getting, y'all got privilege. Y'all do it in elevator air condition. Not Joe, I'm gonna keep the bus. Maybe in front of the bill. Y'all do it walking the porches. Parking lot meeting in front of a bins. If niggas did, niggas might just wait and hold it for here,

if the page you're on. Just talking to it like in front of your face. That happens too sometimes. That happens more than, for me. But you don't know that. You don't know that people talk about me. So you agree with me. I said if it happens, it's going to happen here in front of your face.

You niggas talk about me. Oh, you know. Oh, that's nasty. If y'all say y'all don't, that's peace. I don't believe that. I'm not saying you all a lying, but I don't believe that. Okay. You niggas be on.

You want to be like you, boy. I talk about them like a dog. How does it be like me? How does it's being like me? What do you talk about them even mean? If we, if we, on some real shit, if we work. That shit you and Mark did on the rewind. Oh, shit.

We did on camera, though. That ain't kicking your back here. Fuck, nigga. It sounded like it was rehearsed. Get the fuck on. It sounded like there was practice. Where did we have been to rehearsed? It sounded like there was some practice involved in that.

That's because we good. We pros. You good. No, no, niggis, not practice. Nick, I'm promise you. I don't, I don't even practice. I'm so offended that you think that, man. He really think that.

That's crazy. I'm no, and the fact that you offended pisses me off. If y'all knew everything I thought, y'all would be mad offended. No, I would. I believe that. I believe you.

Yes, he thinks we'd fucking pieces of shit. You do believe me. You mean, guess what you think? That I would actually do something in here and get to a situation where it's like I would leave here and be like switch up, act like something happened.

You know? No, I don't think you were because you've held down. You wouldn't do that. Bro, I would. Before I did any. That's been your track record to host you there. Bro, anything like anything.

Even if it happened, you wouldn't do it. Let me ask you all a question because Mona might be making sense and y'all might believe this stupid shit she's talking about. How? When y'all profile people, how much of a part

does their career play in your assessment? What do you mean about profile? Very little. I don't know. I don't have a question. Very little. Like if you would have,

if we, if we're profil, like Mona just said all that shit and it could have came from like the bottom of her heart, I'd stop listening at the first word and dismiss all of it a lot in, part because she's a comedian.

Oh, like that. And I believe that comedians by nature switch up in front of whoever the fuck they're in front of because they're comedian. Oh, yeah, I would say this is a lot. And I'm fake in general. And I always say I'm fake too, but on some podcast shit. So if you profile and Joe and you say podcaster, you should take into account, I'm phony. So that's what I was asking, y'all.

But we can move on. You can't walk because you offended the whole fucking room. Anyway, me. What I was trying to say was that before I would, something happens in here and I take it outside of here to handle it, I would come up here and fight with you, no bullshit. Or at least step to you. Like, and I wouldn't call first of all. Because people really different on the phone and different on the camera. I would come up here and I would say, what's fuck?

I would do this. For real, listening to that, like, I can see that. That's a fact. That's bad. You're using that for a ball. Like, you know, now that you say it and I have such a powerful imagination. I believe you. That's crazy.

At the end of the day, but I would appreciate that over somebody fucking going to court on you doing some extra shit or going to a blog or a gossip site or any of that. These niggas was fighting in front of the concierge. They wasn't even motherfuckold.

I'll kill you and then I'll kill y'all too. I'm going to have to come out with that one day because the snig keep playing around. Anytime I had a problem with somebody up here, I came on air and did it or I came behind the scenes to their face and did it. I ain't sitting in cold niggis. You ain't helping my calls.

You know what I meant? ask you because I was home thinking about you for a minute. I'm going to ask you this. Now that you have a Patreon, I promise, audience, we get into topics. But now that you have a Patreon, do you ever regret not punching somebody in the face on your shit? Yes. I thought about that recently. That's really how you think.

Why would you not think? The funny shit is because he didn't have a algorithm. No, no, no, no, no. But he did that already. But he didn't have a Patreon. If that would have been a... Now that he had the Patreon and has more of an understanding of how it works. Yeah. Well, there's always tomorrow.

You're a number-ho? a little bit now. Money change you, yo. Money change you, yo. Maybe it's the street thing. Money ain't changed, y'all? No. We ain't getting enough. If the money don't change, you ain't getting enough.

At the end of the day, maybe it's a street thing, but to me, that's like telling. Like, what happens between us is between us. Even when we do all, like, shit that's off camera, we kind of play with it on camera, I don't like that, or we respect that from none of you is. It's weird. But with him, it's weird as shit. He's a bitching a on camera. I know his stuff.

I'm more referred to the original thing about he don't believe what I just said about I wouldn't do that. I don't even do that. I had to follow y'all on that because I don't believe in that. Everything off-care this is entertainment for the people. Everything off-camera is our real life. Y'all my niggas, we ain't going to do that. Y'all do that. All y'all do that.

We're going to go to dinner. Especially you. Everybody going to go to dinner, y'all. Who paying? You, nigga. Shit. The fuck, nigga, projects, who paying? Come on. Topic. Let's go. So, breakup etiquette.

Okay. I'm listening because that's right next to B-Day party. I'm confused. Yeah, you wasn't here, man. Wasn't here. Okay. You know I don't fuck with my girl. This is why I don't fuck with her.

And this is me talking too much again. Anybody that's having a birthday party or a birthday dinner or a birthday shindig or birthday anything or anything that somebody we know is inviting us to, they send it to her. Smart. So now I got to go. Yeah. The people that know me and love me know that I'm not coming to your shit. Yeah. Like you got to tell me, yo, you better be it this year.

I should probably. I'll probably, nigga, I will not speak to you. That ain't enough. That's how my girl. Yeah. But if they tell her and send the flying, I never got a flyer from Parks. I'll forget it, too. But Parks is my man.

That's why I bring it up. Mm-hmm. RIM sends the flyer to her. And now you know to go. I fucking hate that. Anyway, so my good home girl was having a birthday party. She sent the flight up, my girl. So my girl, of course, the party is

two days after the nick game. Oh, my girl made it an event. Oh, we go to the game, we're going to a party. We're going to. Hey, we're out. We out. All right. Good. Doe. I'm going. It's black tie. It's black tie. Speaking of, I have to go buy another black suit.

Suit or tucks? Suit. I need to go buy another black suit. Too many people was popping up with these black ties. I don't have been to the last five black ties in the suit. It's the same suit. I mean, that's not the worst though. It ain't the worst because A black suit's a black suit kind of. People won't know. You're going to have to get a

whole different type of suit. Yeah, you got like you could tell it. Oh, if you got some shit on it? Yeah, it says on a lapel. Like, it's the thing. Like, you don't bend in the suit for the last few years. You got to definitely get a plan. But I have more black suits but they don't fit anymore. A little baggy. Hello. Hello.

Hey, I got more I can put on. Guess what audience? They don't fit. But that's good. When you got smaller, you can take it too. Ammani, I'm a bitch, man. I take it to your tail. I am, yo.

But anyway, so we go to my home girl's birthday party. I didn't take them to the deal. I'm talking shit right now. So, fucking, so we go to my home girl's birthday party. My home girl who's been in a relationship for a little while, and I want to say this as respectfully as possible because I respect their relationship. Right? Like, they cool.

Shut up. parks. Like, they're cool. Homeboy always been cool with me. I ain't got no beat for dumb. Like, this is my friend. I like that y'all. I love, love, love, black love, all that's. I support that shit. I support them. Hey, this is the nigger that's making my friend happy. I'm happy.

Like, when girls be happy in love, it'd be OD. My man, my man, my man. It'd be 20 million stories. You told my home girl. I'm talking about my friend that shall remain anonymous, but you know what I'm talking about. People here know what I'm talking about. Anyway, she had a birthday party. Yes. And a man wasn't there.

So they must have broke up It's not true Maybe Maybe got caught up with something Not birthday you mean it Nah you're not missing New Jersey's birthday If you ain't If you ain't in the service

And out the country on Even though you might have still figured out Yeah you gotta be at war time In the service Yeah bitches don't play about that birthday She had a birthday party Mm-hmm Black tie

And her man wasn't there I got there after the game This is after game four. Yes. So New York City's on absolute fire. They're on bullshit. It's ambulance.

It's fire trucks. It's taken longer to go because the Nick fans are on seventh ab. They're not letting the cars go. I've got a fucking suit. I'm going to kill these fans. But I feel them, no. But I feel the fans. So anyway, so we go to the party.

I'm near a little early. Early is one if the game just ended. This is one of the parties where crowd to be there about 2.30. But when I got there, it was enough crowd for me to understand what was about to go on. Yeah. And my home girl wasn't near yet. I asked, I had entrance. I asked her, what time you're going to get it?

She said, one the latest is 1.45. My home girl is not there. You know, that wasn't happening. It's a birthday. So I'm in there, and I got a section, and I'm with my girl. Clue's daughter, shout out to her. Absolutely love Clu's daughter. I can't believe I'm old enough to be saying.

I'm in a night event with Clues Door. I love Clues Doe. I love my friend's door. I love Skane Doortar. I love people's kids. I love them. So when they're out, they're 20, 23, 24. But anyway, Clues Daughter, her friends,

it's the time. It's right after the game. Right across from me, it's Clee Anthony early. Uh-huh. I shed a tear. Now I start crying in here. Because I just watched this emotional-ass Nix comeback. I've been there for all the misery days of the Knicks.

And now at my friend's birthday party, I'm looking at the nigger who, through the rebuild years, who was on the same shit that I was on. Yo, let's run the strip club real quick. And you run into the horror story of getting robbed, getting shot. I'm boo-who-in in here looking at this nigga. But Nixon-5. It's my line tonight.

Nixon 5. What up, nigga, yeah. What's up? We on that. Nixon 5. Anyway, I'm chilling out of my business. I think the next thing I've seen was like John Wall. I ain't seen John Wall in a while.

It's a noise. They got seen John War And we get to chombing it up Hey Nick's at five Because you believe Deering Fox Hey mother but they're We get to chat it up And then when we finish it he walked away

I said A light bow You know what the night is You know what the night is Yo I ain't seen John Ball in so many years Tom Clancy Then John Wall walked the way Went on about his business

Lance Stevenson walked out We start Tom Masterball I'm the next one Nixon 5 Hey we're chopping it up Hey could you believe that OG blah OG we're crazy Y out of hand Lance Stevenson

Walk away I say to my son Oh shit boy Yeah you're the best Oh buddy The born supremacy No

No No The fans ain't understanding me out there John Wick John Wick John Wick John Snow

nigga The fuck is you Hey, you better be alert. You in it. When you in it with your girl, you better wake up, boy. It ain't one of them type of night. I look across it's partisan Fontaine. Got a leather bike of vest black.

Suits. Niggins said, what up, Joe? Hey, Nick said, five. We get a talking dot, dot, ta, dot, dot, walk away. I say, oh, shit now. The motherfucker fucking chase songs walk in. The DJ killing it. Mind you, I only plan to be here.

Maybe a hour. and a half. I don't plan to be here long. I just want to come. I don't want my friend to curse me out. I want to come. But as I'm near the DJ jamming so much,

that nigga playing pretty Ricky set to B-sides, nigga, the other shit. He know who he is. So who he'd be killing. And then he'll ride. Yes, sir. Newtick's tone to ride. Yes, sir.

What? You can't leave now. Yeah. My body. My body. And, nigga. And when I tell you, it ass everywhere.

This is wonderful. What a boy. Hey, what time you leave? I know my girl was like, yo, how much pineapple juice does he need to go get? Hey, let me tell you something for it. They forgot the cranberry. I'm going to go get it myself. Yo, yo, my girl, because she ain't no dummy.

I'll say, yo, this waitress is taking forever. Oh, my God, baby. I think I'm going to have to walk. I'm just going to bar, yeah. You know, this thing is an idiot You all know what I'm talking about Not me, I don't know what you're talking about All right

Oh my God Yes, sir Since you don't know what I'm doing about Yes, sir It was some stars in there I got dudes you're talking around It was so much ass in there When I pulled my camera phone out

I did panorama Scan that whole shit out Case you need to find Jessica Oh, here's right here Oh my body Nobody You're looking that stupid dance

You got to do the mouth Yeah Yo At the black affair Today These bids just don't know how to really Dress for the black affair So they just show it body

They're just naked And they just naked And they just show them body That's not black time That's not black tie at all. No, it's complaining. Yeah, and at all. Mike, I mean, my girl, it's just like, oh,

they do not know how to dress in the black tie. I was like, for real, baby, right? Honestly, look at her. She just got her whole waist out in the dress with a tattoo show. That is so chasteless. Oh, tasteless. She is without tat. Yo, everywhere you looked,

it was something in there. Rib cage showing with the tats right here. It was like, but you know the girl we're talking about. So she's going to have them out. She's going to have the girls out and she's going to have the niggas out. And then she walked in. Grand entrance, 215,

dress looking amazing, skin glowing. I don't know what type of shimmy shingle shit she put on her body, but she walked in there looking like a million bucks by herself. Mm-hmm. So when she came over to me

to say, hey, I said, hey, happy birthday, I love you so much. Hey, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Messy, nigg. You didn't, hey, dirty, Joe. Messy nigg. I said, hey. Why? How would you do that? Because they wanted them, my man, my man, my man couple.

So it looks odd you coming in your birthday party looking like this by yourself. But did you think, did you think the worst or you just thought he wasn't there? I didn't know. He could have been parking. He could have been coming later. I had no idea. But the way your entrance looked with the paparazzi and with this crowd and Bill, you look into, yeah, where is him? And she told me, I won't tell the audience what she said, but he wasn't coming.

Tell me. He wasn't coming. I'll tell you later. But he wasn't coming. So for the rest of the night, now I'm watching my friend on her birthday and bliss surrounded by all of these people that love her, all her friends, gorgeous women,

great-looking guys. It's a beautiful affair. DJ's going crazy. All-black. Everybody's looking good. And I'm like, I think Homeboy made a crucial mistake. Baba Aga. I think Homeboy.

I don't know what's going on. It's not my business. Again, as a couple, they've always, he's always been extremely respectful. I have nothing negative to say about him. But what I can say is that was a crucial mistake. Time of it might have been bad.

So that made me think, right? If you're in a breakup or if you in an argument or if you're in something that just is fresh with your girl, but you're playing something. So it's your birthday tomorrow, it's her birthday tomorrow, it's our vacation tomorrow, a couple of months ago and it's tomorrow, but the fight is fresh. You go to the birthday, right?

Yes, that's what I'm saying. You and your partner have to have some type of, some principles that take place even through tumultuous times is what I'm saying. I agree. I'm in agreement. And I think it's up to you to fix it too. If we fought the day before or if we broke up the day before and your party is tomorrow, your birthday party where I know you

about to look like a million bucks. You about to put on this beautiful red dress and the shit to make your skin look like that and you're about to go to the special hair dresser and the special makeup lady. You ain't going to the Mac shit at the mall. You go on to the bitch that know how to beat. You coming in there looking like something and Nick all day on the story is oh thank you so much to my friends

who moved their schedules around, didn't go to the game. Or thank you to my athlete friend who decided to miss the finals. What? I'm showing up. You ain't go to St. Bart's for me?

Even if it's her fault, I'm showing up. For Luo me? Because it's your birthday, I'm making it right. Do it matter what the breakup is for or what the fight is about? It matters. For me, not when it's fresh. Because if it's not fresh, then everything I'm saying doesn't apply. No, I'm talking about fresh.

So, for example, it depends. It got to be something egregious, though. Yeah, like if I caught cheating. If I coach cheating the day before. Yeah, you got to stay home. Next day I'm staying home. You got to stay home. Can't stay home.

You have to. Why? You might say home on the cheat. No, no, I'm not staying. If I caught you cheating, your birthday is the Super Bowl. That's not staying home. No, see that's your safety. That's selfish.

No, I'm fucking selfish. It's their birthday. I'm not being selfish. I'm going to fuck about that. I'm sure. If I caught her cheating, she's not fucking nobody the next day. At the party. No, no, listen to what I'm saying.

Listen to what I'm saying. I'm showing after the party. I'm making sure she don't leave with nobody. Right. But I'm not showing up to the party. I'm not. I'm not following around all that. I'm not playing like plus one when I caught you cheat.

What if she caught you cheetah? If she gets me cheating, I'm showing up to the party early. And I'm going everywhere. I'm the best. I'm going to be the best plus one. It's fucking up her birthday, though. Yeah, I can't.

Let me return to point one. If she caught you cheating. I'm being selfish. I get it. If she caught you cheating, you got to go. You got to go. Yes. If I caught, but this is you,

I'm agreeing with you, but I don't agree with the reasoning. You said if she caught you, I mean, if you caught her cheating, yeah. It's not going to go. but that's going to be Long Dick Johnny's time

To But if she got caught cheating With Long Dick Johnny Long Dick Johnny He showed him to the party Yes he is No we're not Not if we still to get

If I catch you cheating If you get caught cheating You're not bringing You got caught cheating To the party She's not coming to the party The next day That's what I'm saying

I understand You ain't gonna fuck her again I'm saying She ain't coming to the party She ain't gonna bring it His party So you think You think fresh off a break us

You can't fool You can't trick up the You get a trip up, my man. My man ain't gloat. So you think fresh off a breakup and let's just say your woman loves you. She love you down. She really hurt. But she got to go out here.

She got to put face. Got to go celebrate her birthday. If she really fuck with you, you think fresh off a cheat, she's going to go out there and just fuck next big dick Johnny that night? She got caught cheating with Johnny. No, no. I'm saying you. Let's say you did the cheating. No, no, no, no, no.

That's not what we're talking about. Yes. My answer is yes. Okay. If I got caught cheating or if I got caught cheating, I'm coming here. She's looking for Johnny. I'm coming there with 7,000. It could be medium dick, Johnny.

She might want to get back. So you're going to be at the party early. I think that woman. This is where women are tricky. And I'm about to say something that's going to sound so toxic, so horrible. But I believe it. Women are tricky because in a vulnerable state, they'll. Johnny, why the fuck before she walked in the door?

In a vulnerable state, your woman would be successful. susceptible to things that she normally is not, and that's your doing, right? Therapy's always said, if you want a happy woman, then that's totally up to you. You are responsible for that happiness. If you want to act a certain way,

behavior in a certain way, then you make your lady happy. In a different state at her birthday party while you was on bullshit, no, they might not be a nigga that she's fucking. She's a respectable lady, and she's not going to fuck this night. Right.

however a nigger could plant a seed but that means you know what that also means and that's what I'm going to be right and that's why I'm in there but that means your lady your lady at some point was either continuously entertaining an idea of that person

because typically in that situation if your lady's that hurt before she go ahead and just entertain another niggas she's going to go home either crying or crying to her home girls or she don't need that be in the ideal world those two extremes it's one of the other I'm saying so if you are dealing with a type of chick that would be susceptible to that

and that one night it's most likely that she'd been having that thought even those girls get to the limit where they throw on that Mary not going to cry once they stop crying yeah no that Mary it's a family affair

all I really is to be happy that nigga in there with that suit tight as can be that nigga can't breathe yeah then that macho shit that macho shit don't work the same when they're super done and that's how you know

they're super done because you like hey where the fuck you go they where the fuck I want a knick oh shit She's serious. No, no, no. She's done. They don't even, they don't scream back. Word.

Screaming back means. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'm not doing this right now. Yeah. Oh, that gave me chills. Oh. Not doing this with you. That's it.

That's when you got to extend your fucking membership on the, on the stalking app. Yeah. That's when you got to, yo, give me six more months to the tracking app. I'm going to need this. Hey, send me a new one. Got to recharge. You know, it's an app for tracking people? Yeah.

I heard. Y'all Stalk somebody Followed I haven't stalked but I have followed I followed somebody Amani, you Puerto Rican Y'all stalked by nature

It's a very long time You called me one time I seen you gotta stop Doing this lie, bro This thing is crazy Wait you never You never Yeah

Decades ago It's probably sent somebody You hit in the bushes Asocious Decades ago One decade No You're wrong

Decades So then I'm lying Yeah he's lying Decades About four years ago decade half a decade you stalked somebody before wanna

I'm gonna yeah, I'm really saying you're wrecking my brain yes you have yes you have what's stalking somebody I love you you know what

irritates me when y'all think you act like y'all know you like y'all don't even know me I love you I love you but like nothing about you says that you haven't stalked that's true

yeah sorry yeah I don't care if nothing about me it says stalked but I'm literally if that's what made you ask me because I'm literally sitting wrecked about me trying to think if I was stalking anybody

That's following somebody like watching Follow somebody You brought by a nigga Crabt You know my travis you If you don't Like in the car, not Like I'm thinking I had to do something Like, I don't know

You've never driven by a nigga crib On a late night Or popped up in their job Let me, I'm gonna say two things Number one, I've never been cheated on Like I think I probably maybe once I've never been cheating on And then people like to give the argument

How do you know I've never been cheated on And then this is why Mark is dumb I think we all got to peeve If I've never been cheated on I don't just shut the fuck up I ain't playing with your job Go ahead

Go ahead Bigg's wood Play with me like that At the end of the day If I never been cheated on And I didn't have a reason For thinking he's cheating He didn't cheat

I'll say that And people will go Yeah right Well what is he gay If I don't have any inkling This nigga's cheating on me And I didn't catch him He didn't cheat on me

It's so annoying I see what you say If the nigga never made me Feel like he was cheating That's true I never found no shit like he was cheating I'm not a phone go through And you don't go looking

I'm not I went through a phone one time The lies and shit This nigga was telling his people and the kind of shit he was into was so fucked up I never did that shit again

and it wasn't cheating he was just a fucking weirdo like that's how I found that out or whatever he was a pansexual no he wasn't gay or nothing he just was like a scammy type of yeah and he just had too many

it was too much bullshit he was paying bitches rents oh he paid up Joe shut up because I'm like thinking but I'm thinking in my head like I know I had to do something crazy I've hit men

I've done shit but it wasn't no I think you cheat and shit I think a lot of men don't realize I think most of us have probably had those situations too like we thought our woman was totally faithful I think it happens to y'all a lot

yeah yeah I'm pretty sure there's a few women out dated that cheated on me and I don't know because women are so good at cheating like we take most of some women what gave me that inkling

I suck at you it was after the fact when I see how the bitchers was moving in the street after you it was like you know what what's the highest of quality when I think about it yeah I'm stupid

I've dealt with that. So I can see that. I see a world where that can be the case. I never would cheat on. And then it's like I don't, I go for the nigga ain't going to cheat on me. It's the method to this man. This is the other thing.

I don't go for the cute one with the big sneaks. I go for the weird one that people tell them the ugly all they are. But the weird, but the niggas cheat too. I'm the first. Nah, not mine. Not mine. I believe you. I feel you on that.

I feel you on if I ain't fine. I don't know the type of person I am on Aquarius. I know how I am. I know I'm spoiled. I require a lot of attention. I don't want a nigga with a lot of one-on. I want this nigga

do two things, work and come over. That's it. Like, I go from them. I respect that. Shit, me and my girls seen my stalker recently

on Mother's Day. I think she was at Drift or some shit. That's not point to me when you say Drift. We all been to drift. Don't make that much by. We all have not been to Drift. Which one?

We all have not been to there. You never been to Drift? No, Mark. I never been either. I think I know you. Joe, do I know your stalker? Joe, do I know your stalker. I don't know

You have more than one? Yeah, but the one I'm talking about is I'll talk to you later Oh, if you knew my stalker that would be wifie niggard Oh yeah He would have crack, crack

Oh, please, yeah, out of here He might know He might I think that's what he's saying Yeah I think that's what he said too Yeah, you might know Have y'all had sex with all your stalkers?

I never had a stalker If you had sex with a stalker, she's not a stalker. No, no, no. I don't mean like... She gave you some Gucci. I didn't know they were a stalker and after. She wasn't stalking. She wasn't stalking on this strife.

I don't mean like, oh, you're stalking me, let me fuck you. I mean, like, fuck you. I didn't say... She was stalking for GP. She tried to trick us, y'all. Don't answer. Yo, so let me ask you, the second day she gave you her box, that just entitles her to be in your bushes.

No. and ride by your house and parked by your house and all that shit. If the stalker, if you fuck the stalker and she turns into a stalker, she's not a stalker because she gave you pussy before. It's a joke. No, I was with you. It's a joke. Ain't a what.

No, no, my. Oh. Do I got tomatoes on me? That was me. Yo. I'm about to egg this buff on. Anyway, listen, I wouldn't do it. That's all.

That's all. I hate to beat you today. I wouldn't do it. My girl wouldn't be a birthday party, and I ain't there. I don't get. talking about. I don't give up. Yeah, you got a puppy. 95% I'm there. That can go really level. And you got to have, remember back

in elementary school they used to do a fire drill that was to prepare you in the event of a real fire. See, we do fire drill breakups too. So that we all know how to act. How to act.

During a break. Joe, you sound like you marry. Like, to me that's like what you do with your wife. Like if we're going through something not a full divorce, then we still go to a party. like your girlfriend, you still, I don't know. But he's the thing to me. I'm talking like I don't plan on ever leaving her. A lot of people.

I may not say this is life partner, but that's the thing. But my thing is also like 99% of breakups ain't the real breakup. So you've got to move like y'all not breaking up to me. That's the biggest thing. No matter how big the argument is and how fucking the thing is. And especially that, I mean, like, when do you ever break up? Yeah. Like me.

Break up? I'm what you. No. Go through the motions of a breakup. A bunch. I don't do that. That's my point. Oh.

Oh, and I'm better at that than her. That's the only what... What are the examples? I know what you're talking about? An example is one time she was mad about some shit that I don't remember. Forgot about that, right? Of course. But she was mad enough to where she called me and said,

you know what, nigger, it's over. I'm done with you. You're a piece of shit. I'm never coming back. I'm booking a plane. I'm on a plane now. I'm coming to get my stuff. I said bet.

It was a game on or something. You said bet? Yeah. Because now we're in breakup fire drill. Sidebar, that works. Now we are in breakup fire drill. That works. You're telling me you leaving me.

I don't want you to leave, but you want me to say that. So let me just see how far you're going to take this thing. And sure enough, this crazy motherfucker jumped on a plane. And left. Came up here, grabbed a suitcase from the back, packed her shit up, and then came and stood in front of me and had the fucking gall and the nerve to say, I need another suitcase.

Because I love that. This bag. This bag ain't big. What you did? What you did? Yo, you hungry. What you did? Yo, you hungry?

I'd say, hey, Marshall's open? You're good, job. Marshalls ain't closed? You're a sick dude. So then she walked away. She slammed the door, and then she came back and said, I need to go to Marshall's. Take me there.

You said Uber's available. And I said, Here's the key. And she went to marshals. And she came back. I love my baby, you know. We wouldn't have lasted if she wasn't the greatest. The key would have made my heart single.

Like, oh, he don't want me to do it. Right. She got the bag. She came back. She packed all the bag. And I said, hey, we should speak before you're done. Oh, you bitched up. You bitched out.

But that's good. No, I love her and I don't want her to leave. And I'm just trying to. So stop playing. You can get that from joke, that, nigga. Not playing fucking games. You did that from jokes. I'm not playing games.

I'm saying we should speak before you finish with this bullshit. So don't say Marshalls is open because after daily we should speak before you go to Marshalls. No. When she said, y'all need another suitcase, that means you don't want to leave. Because if you really wanted to leave, nigga, you had packed your essentials and it's one suitcase and said fuck the rest of that shit and got out of you. Yeah, if you really want to leave, you just say fuck that shit. Fuck all that shit. That's typically what happens.

Some shit is essential. So I might have came up here and got my essential shit. The fire drill breakup is a chess match. I don't play it. Y'all are right if I'm just talking to a podcast. I don't play. But the fire drill breakup is a chess match. Sending her to get the other bag is going to buy me another 40 minutes

to see what Drake May is going to do some quiet in the house. Ah, I see. You're not trying to win the battle over the leave or not leave. You're trying to just watch the game. I'm just trying to get peace and make sure that we don't break up. And sure enough, when I say, hey, please, can we speak if you don't mind before you finished, we spoke. And then y'all went got some of it.

Did you fuck her? And snuggle. Oh, you fucked. Joe. Dick the damn. Dictor down. You know you are the reason why y'all wasn't even here, right? Fuck you, girl. You know. How do you know what he's talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know you're the reason that that was even happening, right? If something happened where you were in the wrong and she's now being forced to make a decision out of the respect of the relationship, why you want to have that much control just to say,

well, just give me this 40 minutes apiece? Like, why don't. I just handle it when you need to be handled. Because you leave and it's turning me on. Ooh, it's getting kinky in here. You being so determined. You know what, nigga, fuck you. I got principles. I got morals.

I'm going to buy a bag. I don't need you all your money. Ooh, girl. You don't. Ooh, you don't want it? This nigga sick. But they're talking about. No, I ain't want my girl to leave.

Nigger, no. I'm going through the motions. It's a fire drill breakup. At the end of the day, she wouldn't even have came. That's why I don't talk to these. And also, do you know, I did want to ask you this, do you know how much that bet pissed her off? You know that, you know what that is.

Y'all know that, right? Well, yeah, she told me next morning. She told me. That is so, like. You don't take me to Marshall. We'll write a, or no. Or no, I think you said bet to the plane, right? Yeah, I'm on a plane.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, good, I want to see you. The fact that something is happening, something is happening, we write a paragraph, we send a voice note, or something is happening, and it's like, okay, like that shit. You hit that nigga with the K? If you had a K or a thumbs up, it's a rat.

My girl looked mad good when she enforcing her boundaries and don't want none to do with me. What'd you do with the Marshall? That's your sexy. Oh, you've got to keep it. Oh, you've got to keep saying. No, the kids, the kids go to college. The kids go on to college. The kids go on the college.

Take this bag. My girl, I bought all the Marshall bags in every color. I know all of them. Anyway. Oh, crazy. I love you, baby. Fire drill breakups. That's cute.

My man bogged out. Birthday bar. You know a girl. go to your birthday. No, no, no, you got to assess the situation because you know what your girl does for a living. That too. And you know that... She can turn it up. No, they come in.

And when I say day, I'm talking about Liam Neeson. She could turn it up. Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, if your girl... If your girl not lit, ignore us. Hit the 15 second skip button. If you're a girl not lit. There ain't nobody coming on her birthday. All right.

Come on. I'm sure there's a topic that needs our attention. Are y'all as excited as I'm sure? I think Issh is going to say yes. I think. He always say yes. We now have our world's first trillionaire. Did you all hear about this? Yes.

Why do I care about that? I don't get what I don't know. Y'all might got me liking money. As much as people, we talk about money up here, I think that would be a mark. Yeah, what I'm saying? SpaceX went public after the initial IPO is crazy. I think it's $150 a share now. It exceeded the $1.35.

Eli Musk owns a lot of it So now he's based on the valuation He's worth over a trillion dollars 1.1 trillion That's fucking crazy That's crazy That's insane He's a sucker ass man

Shit, he'd be a sucker with 1.1 trillion He's very funny looking And he's strange, period Remember when he had one of the babies And the baby mom was on Twitter? The babies don't fuck with him The baby mommas don't fuck with him The dad don't fuck with him

Nobody can't even by fuck with him He's got a trillion dollars And what? Yeah That's scary I don't want a trillion dollars And don't nobody fuck with me When she explained how it was like dating him.

You know, I got a few million people fucking. They do feel good. He is weird. He's a really strange guy. He is so strange. He got a lot of kids, right? He got a lot of kids. He just started making him back to back on purpose.

I think he's trying to like have a- 166. What? SpaceX. Do you invest in it? Did you invest in it? No. Shut up $30 today.

So. That's great now. I've got to fuck with you, but I'm not going to fuck with you. You're talking all that shit. I don't know. If I could have got it at book 35? It don't sound too late, though. No, you...

Yeah, because it's... Don't buy it. I know this hurts your heart. Me? The next couple days it's going to be. This doesn't hurt your little socialist heart a little bit. Yeah. Not a little bit a lot.

Fucking trillionaire? This nigga controls the world. And he's not a good person. Take the money off the table for a minute. It's the fact that it's him. Like, he might be the worst person in the world to have this much power and influence. No, he's not. For real.

worse, but... It might be. He up there. He in the mix. I would think so. But... He had a baby, don't even see it. Don't even go see it.

He don't care. He just makes them. He sent her money. He had a baby. That's it. Some people, they detach like that. I mean, I think he just wants to make kids. I think that's a thing.

Like, he got this thing with that. Some people are detached. Some people got... That's weird. It is weird. It's real strange. Yeah. That's some strange shit.

No, we got two people in Philly from here, but y'all not big enough that new heat that came out from Philly. You're talking about the Amelia Sparks album? I'm talking about the Osceino diss. Oh, I heard both of them. I listened to both of them. He dissed, Jay? Yeah, he disoved.

I got it somewhere. Shout out to my man. You shout out to Sparks and Oskino, my niggas. I fuck with both of them. Sparks, that's fucked up. You can't go to the fucking Bruce picnic because of your man. That's right.

I don't think that's why either, because I remember with Beanie's sequel to 15th anniversary, he was there. He was late. Nain of the man. That's what they did. That's the one person I don't hear saying nothing about nothing

just seemed like you're chilling and who, like Sparks. Sparks. Spark being his own world. That's what man. Yeah, I don't like that. Yeah, he's a nice guy. He was sparks.

He wanted the first people that like show love. I was so hype because like Sparks raised me. What? So hype just always reposted like literally trying to help my shit grow. You heard his new album

was called Made a Million? Downloaded it. I didn't get this. We gotta Hit that fast forward button on the other one I see Ghost cancer To be listening to everything on one and a half now

Goals like Jamaicans Yeah, come on yo if I'm playing Philly's finest The two people from Philly Club We're talking about we're breaking down the bars Listen to the lyrics yo Listen to the lyrics That's right Makes don't understand loyalty is like you speaking in Spanish

See jealousy and sickness that you can't fix with just a medicine was just a medicine. You hate Drake because now he own the like Thomas Edison I hear you bragging by the stabbing you funny is David Lutterman I've been in the field

niggas Vietnam veteran you imagine waking up every day in live stand that's your chick and deep down you know she only really with you because you rich

and no body and no clow you're just a giant you a trick from Big Pippin to being Destiny child's little bitch how is the CEO a rock nation

the fellow will inform him Not great Mo'am and Mark Shout to my brother To Philadelphia Shout to my brother O'Skino. Look, this is what I say.

Philly representatives. This is what I say. You know. Represent, represent. Joe, shut. Hove hitting with a bar at the root's picnic. He felt the need to respond.

Like he said, he said, I'd be a sucker if I ain't say nothing back. Right. So I respect that he came out there and made a response. A lot of people be scared to respond to Holt. He wasn't scared.

Mark, you got to stop you. Yeah, you got to respond better. Mark, stop it. You're going to stand on your Philly shit? I'm back. Stand on your Philly shit. Shout out to Scheno. That's my niggina.

Are you rapping for Philly right now with this? Let me play some more of him. Mark making an awkward face. Mark making a hugger face. I gave no credit for writing. Your betrayal is so enormous. Before I keep on the flowers, nika, I burned down every forest.

Cause they prop for one show, the rest of year you're going to ignore them. He in cornered stir bodegas because I ain't never do brunch. I even Conevo with his nigga 60. He's still dying a stud. The what? I actually liked the boy. All jokes said, I liked it. I liked it.

It didn't. It didn't set the world on fire, but I thought it was solid. I thought it was good. But more importantly, I respect him fighting back. I respect the... Say that. Yeah, me. A lot of people would have said nothing.

He hit a lot of people on that stage. He ain't nobody's respond. Like, he said, you ain't gonna come to my city. I've listened to a lot of early Osceino shit, and I know who he is when it comes to Philly. So I got a lot of respect, but that ain't it. You all ain't got to like it? The flow was off.

I didn't love it on that beat. I think it's the beat. I didn't love him on that beat. Because he was saying some shit. I've heard him. heard them on other shit where it makes sense. But this marriage of the flow and the beat. I didn't love the flow, but I actually liked what he was saying.

And I like the fact that again, he stood up for itself. You ain't going to come to my city at the Roos Picnic and hit me with a bar. And then I'm not going to do nothing. I'd rather hear him do the interview and just talk. Because that shit to me is way more entertaining than the music shit at this point. I love watching the interviews. I'm all for rappers sticking up for themselves. And I'm all for rappers shooting at.

rappers that are more successful than them. That's my bag. Dude, unbeat, though. That's your bag. Yeah. But just do it, though. You're stupid. Nah, you did it great.

You did it good. But when you do it, you got to do it. It got to be done, right. This don't, this don't really sound like that. I heard this and was like, what is this thing's a problem with him again?

I don't even know what the root of this is. Like, you're doing a whole bunch of distance. I have a problem with that. I have a problem when you dissing somebody and it's unclear what they're, Oh, he made it clear. What is it? He made it clear.

All the interviews, right? No. Mark, he sound nuts to me in those interviews. Dane sound nuts to me. You might... What is the... I don't know. Let me be clear.

Okay. I don't have a position of who's right or wrong because I don't know. No, no. I need to say that. Okay. Because I don't know. But what I do know is he feels like...

He feels like everybody on state property got dealt a bad hand. Mm-hmm. He got issues with beans and free because he says that they cheated. They're funny with money. They act funny style. He said, Jay exploited them, took their rhymes, took their beats, didn't pay them right. He didn't say take the beats.

They took their rhymes. Some of their hooks, some of their schemes. Didn't pay them right. And move funny all the time. He was saying that, like, they put him on the front line. Put them on the front line to do shit. Like, for example, he's like, how y'all put me in front of Nause and come in the studio? Like, yo, I need you to go at Nize.

Like, he shot your cousin. Like, he killed your cousin. cousin. We go after Nise, all this shit put our career on the line, and saying we was front line in a certain ways that was beyond rap. And then y'all get cool again, and don't even tell me. You know what I mean? And then y'all throw me away. So that's how he feels. And again, I know there's

another side to it. I don't know who right or wrong. But that's his beef, and he's made that beef clear for a long time now. He feels like a lot of them move funny. He also, yeah, I ain't getting all this thing. He should heal. Yeah. Because that's a 24-year-old beef. If you're married to what you're saying, then you're going back to

a one. No, because he could be right. He could be writing how he feels. Again, I'm not shooting at him. You could be totally right in how you feel. But in 2026, you being on Vlad all the time and just going over this Jay-Z, Jay-Z stuff, it just starts to look like an obsession.

Yeah, look away. And no rapper looks cool when it starts to look like an obsession. Even if you write. Let me give you another way to think about it, though. And I agree. I would drop it and move on. He's a talented artist. He got a lot of shit he could be doing.

I want him to win. I ruin Foski all the time. Another way to say is, if you feel like those people exploited you for money, and now you finally have a chance to monetize off those people, maybe you feel like that's your best response. Then you were cracket. No, it looks. It doesn't make you a cracket.

It does. It does make you a cracket. No, if you do it once. That 100% makes you a cracket. No, if you did it once and you got your point out, but for you to keep, keep, keep doing it every single time we see you, because now, to Joe's point. Like now you just look desperate.

So if you're going to do it, talk about it. And be clear, I'm not calling him a crackhead. I don't know him. Yeah. I don't know me. But I don't think that if I'm just going by your word, it wasn't enough money. Like, it wasn't enough money that, what did he take from Mosquito?

Like, seriously. Like, throw a number out there. It ain't enough money where 24 years later this, you almost do more damage to yourself and your own reputation with how you come off 24 years later than Squamor. squabbling over whatever the pennies were. I got jerk. We all got jerk back then. Yo, niggas that are up,

did shit, and it looked exploitative to us. But years later, it's like pissing on myself. I think Osceino has done less focusing on the J. Like, he spoke on J, but I think he's done less focusing on the J aspect of the shit and probably talked more about the beans in that relationship because that's a little different. So I have seen him talk a lot about that.

I think he really do feel away about that. and might have here and there mentioned the Jay shit. If he's finding a way of profit from it today and he's now creating a space for himself to do interviews and stuff like that. And he's doing on his own platform now, too. And he also has his own platform. I mean, fuck it.

I wouldn't do it, but I respect it. I don't think he goes down hard on Jay all the time. Like you said, I think it's... Yeah, it's not... I think he talks more state property stuff. Yeah. And a lot of people keep asking him. You know, but...

Like, if forbid, I left the podcast today. And me and Joe fell out. Then I'm coming to you out. No, look, and we fell out over terms that weren't favorable. You don't know where you live. Yo, for me to keep getting on every single platform.

If I got on every single platform for the next 20 years and talked about Joe Button negatively, I think that looks a way. What if you got 20 bands every time you did it? Every time you did an interview. All right, cool. No, no, listen, I'm going to answer you now.

If I got 20 bands every time I talked about Joe, there would be a period of about two years where I would talk about Joe and I would get my 20,000 a pop. but I would make that 20,000 work for me to the point where I don't got to go look stupid sitting on everybody's camera and they only want to hear about me and Joe Button stories, not about my own shit. Talk about something else. Yeah, like, not about my own shit.

Expair the conversation. Yeah, so now when I go sit down, they're like, all right, well, cool, Joe Button on the 13th, 14th, 12th interview. I'm talking about Joe. So what else you got going on? All right, cool. I feel that. I'm doing this. That's not his only.

That's, that's, he talks about a lot of shit. He talks about a lot of shit. And one of y'all closes out because this is not important. Got it. Just been... Yeah. And we still got to get the Sparks album. I'm not mad to Sparks.

Yeah. Shout out to Sparks and Sparks. He got to do album out. It's called Made a Million. A lot of tracks on it. A lot of beats. Okay. A lot of hooks.

A lot of rhymes. Okay. Check it out. You're a real piece of shit, Mark. Keeping this in the... Keeping this in the Rockefeller family. Kanye West is being accused of sexually assaulting a young model. Here's a clip.

I didn't. I didn't know what was going to happen. I was given no direction. I was just told to sit in this chair. A model has accused Kanye West of sexually assaulting her by choking her and forcing his fingers into her mouth on the set of a music video in 2010. Now, Kanye's lawyers don't deny that this happened, but they say it was part of an artistic performance and that the model, Jennifer Arnd, did not object to it while it was happening. In an exclusive interview with the Fame Under Fire podcast, Jen told me that she wasn't aware that West was going to be on set that day, then when he arrived, he picked her out for a one-on-one scene. It started where he, um, he went up to my face and he was like smearing my, my makeup on my face. Okay, did you need a minute? Yeah, sorry. Let's go, Mark. Let's go Mark. That's hilarious. Look at Mark. Mooka Mark, resurgent.

Smearing the makeup all over my face in a way that just felt wrong. He started sticking his fingers in my mouth. And I feel like he was, like, trying to touch as much as he could. And I was actively, my tongue was, like, hiding from him. No, Japan. Now, Jen told me that Kanye didn't speak to her before, during, or after the interaction. But that when he was done, he shouted, this is our iron Picasso, and then abruptly left. Distinguished panel, whose side are you on in this? dispute. I would love to hear

Marks take. Why? Because you just really insightful me. I love to hear you talk. I mean, all information I have is what we just heard. It comes down to whether this was part of the project or not. You're cool.

You're just going to CSC Music Factory. Is that your ringtone? Why are you playing CNC Music Factory? That's my shit, too. You got the rapper from the On and sweat Baby Let the rhythm

Move you That's my shit That's my shit That's my shit But come on the ring to the girl Oh Oh no You won't be delegations that way

He's ready to do some art Mark Assuming this is all we know Because this is all I know That's all you I'm just I don't have any more Because sometimes it's like, what do you think? It's like it's hard to know when you hear one side of a story.

But this is what I'm saying. Judging from the one side, who do you think is on the hook for this? Who's culpable, right? If she's a model, I'm assuming that that was an agency. Yeah. At some point, I'm assuming. Because at a Kanye video, it's not walk-ups. These are agencies.

These people are liable for things. I would think that the agency is on the hook for not only whatever happens there, but whether the agency or the label, somebody should be having these models sign a waiver. Something. Yeah, but there's certain things you can waive at certain things you can't.

You can't waive sexual abuse. Right. Or any abuse. Because the framing has, in the three seconds I looked this up while we were just sitting here, the way it's framed is he simulated oral sex. With his hand.

With his hand. He simulated. oral sex with his hand. And if that's, and if she didn't consent to that or if that's not permitted, right. It still sounds to me like that's on the agency.

Well, it's on both, right? So if, in my estimation, and I'm not offering an expert legal opinion, I'm just saying, if, it comes out of what the casting call was too. That's what I'm saying. There's a lot of ifs. Yeah, it was outlawed.

Well, I'm taking her word that she had no idea he was going to be there. No, but I get that, but I'm saying what the casting call was, whether it's the, so for example, if they told, the agency.

This is the gig. This is the gig. Yeah. And they didn't relay that. That's on the agency. But if no one told the agency. And Kanye is acting off script. Right.

It's on Kanye. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Okay. That's why I need details to know. We agree this fuck up. Well, you know Kanye was acting off script. It's hard to.

We can guess it, Kanye. That's what I'm saying. It wasn't written down nowhere. Hey, I'm going to stick all five of my fingers in your mouth and try to find your tongue and that wasn't written nowhere. Right. And the fact that she let it happen, I don't want to make it seem like, well, she was okay. Yeah, that don't mean that.

That don't mean. You stuck. You caught in the moment. You don't know how to react. You're also putting your, you know. Excuse me? Been where? At a movie, uh, video shoots.

And still ain't got no, still ain't got no Jesus more, Craig. Right. Right. I've never had this happening. I've never had this happen. Jesus walks. You want to tell about the things that happen on sex? Oh, man.

No, I want you to finish your thought, but you're so insightful. And stop making molestation jokes, Mark. I told you that. You want to stop. There wasn't a molestation jokes. Because you defend girls who've been sexually abused and you crack on guys that have been sexually abused. No, let me be very clear. That's a very bad stick you got on that goal too.

I make fun of Imani. Wow, that don't make it better. No, no, no. It's not guys and girls. I'm saying, I defend all victims. However, I'm not. After the New Year, we said that we would no longer do that. And I haven't made fun of him for being molested since.

I've never been molested. So to make that clear Like you gotta stop doing that Alright I'm saying that was the joke The joke You made jokes about me I made jokes about you

I thought you got molested Oh well Well Well he's always implying by a man or something The woman shit is different Okay so you were molested We're not doing this right now On this beautiful broadcast

Okay so let me get back to them talking about I always thought Yeah You crack in jokes You was walking over the home me house. Remember that's funny. It's true.

Hey, I volunteered. You were a York peppermint paddy. So come on, let's go. I wouldn't make those jokes. Moving past it, we all agree we shouldn't make fun of those things. And we haven't done it since. I wasn't saying you got molested. I was saying Kanye West.

I was talking about, I was making, I was talking to you've been saying Kanye West. What I'm saying is this. It was Neverland. What I'm saying is this. If the young lady is there and she is just thinking that I'm here for a certain gig, this happens impromptu, She's scared.

She don't know where her career is going to go after that. She doesn't know how to react. I can see a world with that's the case. I can also see a world where this nigga is out of his brains. You just think he can do whatever the fuck you want. I think that's likely. You know what girls get off, though? A lot of shit fall under that sexual abuse shit.

Like, a lot falls there. Like, I'm listening to what she said and what she said only. And yes, that is sexual abuse because don't touch my tongue. Yeah. Yeah. But you know this niggas are fucking. That ain't no excuse. You know this niggas are fucking dead-and-thad-dun-de-dun-old niggas.

He's not an excuse. Take his hand and the models fucking. Yeah. I know I'm not trying to make an excuse for him. I'm not making excuse for him. That's wrong. And then you're going to walk off hit niggas with I'm Picot. He's a sick fuck.

He's not well. And that's an excuse his behavior, but this is just evidence of him not being well. But this is awful. This is, like, I'm with Joe. This isn't a question of whether who's right and wrong. It's a question of who's responsible for this wrong to happen. Yes, that's what I'm asking. He's been a sick fuck for a long.

That was 2010. Yeah. What are you on seven? I was never on set. No, no, I wasn't being making the joke. I was going to ask you if you saw Strange Behavior on set. I've never been on set. Oh, okay.

Did you see strange behavior at this house? No, but I've seen somebody... Ooh. You've got to stop playing. Edit. That's ain't got on the hooks. That's how I got on the hooks. Literally.

Wow. Yo, oh shit, I heard that late. Yeah. You called it. You caught it late. The hook? Y'all are nuts. I was really proud of that double-up.

A dude guy had a hook that did that shit? Nah, if the nigga had a hook, you gotta kill him. You got, you got murdered that boy. Don't play with me with no hook, nigger. What are you talking through?

Where's the guns? You got to kill a nigger. You try to back out on you. That is disgusting, yo. He's wrong with you. Are you kidding me? I can't go to bed that night. You gotta die, boy.

You tried something egregious. A hook. That nigger tried to, he tried to ruin my inside. Yo, bro. What's wrong with this thing? Curve him up? Oh, you try to make my whole bowels move different, boy. God damn.

It's disgusting, yo. Ooh, shit. Oh, man. Anyway. I just think that's interesting that the model agency is not to me. Well, again, it goes out of the treatment.

Like, if they, if he just made this shit up on the fly, then it's not. It's still on the model agency. It's your job to protect me no matter what if y'all are sending me to a gig. I just don't get that. He's on the hook already.

Pause. He's on the hook. I just don't see how the model agency is not. They got something. If it's not something that, he let them know that he wanted to do and he did that impromptu that they can't be on the hook.

But that's my point. But that's my point. I wouldn't pay the fucking suit then since you want to be that motherfucking loose and do what you want to do and I'm Picasso and I can just freely put my motherfucking fingers in women's mouth. I now deal with the fucking consequences of that. You got to pay it. How much?

Whatever the fuck. You got to pay it. Whatever the fuck they take the accent for it. You can't shove your hand in somebody's mouth and look for their tongue as they're trying to hide it on a job. That shit is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. That's not. Unless it's a music video

for a song about oral sex and put the treatment out and you said, we're going to it. It has to be very specific. That's true. Yeah. And that's what I just don't know that, yeah. Well, Kanye could be anything. But I'm inclined to believe he did something wrong. Same. Same. Same. May I pay that one.

I forgot out of you. How much she's doing for? Don't matter. Settle. It didn't say when I saw. He didn't say. Settle. What else? What else? What else? What else? I don't have anything that is.

ultra important. I did want to talk about DJ ASAP and his wife being sentenced to 40 years. That is the influencer couple that has that was running a pyramid scheme. I'm familiar because I've seen docs on

Hulu about them. About them? Specifically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. I wish I remember. I think there was on episode of American Greed. One of them sheds I'd be watching one episode was dedicated solely to them. They've been on a breakfast club before I can probably find that clip two

If you guys just talk for a second These scam names These pyramid schemes Yeah Sucker board every minute Do you know the nature of the scam Or no You know what I'm saying

What was the fitness shit Around a certain time That every girl was promoting Here we go Tell me to This is these two It's just I'm talking And guess what

That's okay But I'm gonna tell you this I can't say that you're gonna get Your money back next week Or the end of this month But what I will say We are working As quickly as we can

On those refunds And once we get through all of what we're going through right now, I honestly do think, and maybe I'm being naive to keep trying to push this community and keep trying to say one day we will recover. Maybe I'm just thinking I want something more for people than what they want for themselves. I'm not going to give up until y'all tell me, Shonda, like, it's done. Like, it's good. We're through. Marlon.

Rhonda Moore appeared in a Collin County courtroom four years ago. I think the truth will come to life. to face civil charges filed by the Texas Attorney General's office. And the civil charges came first. Then criminal charges came. The case ended with a $10 million judgment against them. God damn. Now the couple accused of running a pyramid scheme out of their prosper home

has been criminally convicted in federal court. And we were just played. We were played. All right. And that's one of the victims. Marlon Moore, known as DJ ASAP and his wife, Lashondamore, were sentenced on June 9, 2026 to 40 years each. God.

Oh shit. In federal prison for running blessings in no time, Bent is what they called it, a fraudulent chain referral pyramid scheme. The DOJ says, the scheme targeted people during the COVID-19 pandemic and caused more than $30 million in losses to over 10,000 victims nationwide.

Federal prosecutor said Bent promised people an 800% return on a $1,400, quote-unquote, blessing payment, but it was structured around playing boards where new recruits money paid earlier participants. The Moors were convicted in January 2026 of conspiracy, wire fraud, and money laundering. Now, they were offered a plea of 10 years to which the judge, no, they didn't dub it.

That's what's going around that they dubbed it. The judge dubbed it. That's what he did not. You didn't take it back. The judge took it back. Yeah, the judge took it back. So then they went to trial and the verdict is 40 years of.

pop. That money laundering tax evasion and all that shit, that's a lot of time. You get less time on that for killing people. It's too much. For killing a few people. Yeah, no, that's too much time. I mean, I get the 10 years, the judge feel like 10 years is too soft. I think 10 years would have been fine.

That's a lot of time in prison. Particularly if you make restitution to all the victims. I think the first thing is restitution and then you have to give people a pathway. I think basically spending the rest of your life in prison for money laundering when these white-collar crimes happen all the time. in corporate America

and they don't do that. Yeah. Or you kill somebody and you get five years. You know, we've seen that place like Texas as long as you kill a black person or you're at least white,

like you'll get five years in Texas sometimes. Is this in Texas as well? Yeah. So I don't know what state is. I'm just saying like I've seen. Is it Texas? Okay. But this idea of praying on the vulnerable,

I have two issues with this. One, this is part of our culture of get something for another. I'm not blaming the victims here. The victims were mistreated. Yeah. But we also have to get out of them

mentality that you're going to get something for nothing. You're not going to put $1,400 down and get an 800% return on your investment. You're just not. This is not how the world works. Okay, but if somebody tells me that and I give him my money, that's a crime. Yeah, yeah. I say both things are true. I'm saying these people are awful because they're praying on the most vulnerable people.

Desperate. And they do a live stream during the pandemic. So you're going around telling people, look, I know times are hard, you're desperate, you're poor. You probably got $1,400 or you got your stimulus check instead of investing or saving or paying your rent or paying your landlord, whatever, right? You're going to dump it into this thing hoping you'll get rich quick. You can't get rich quick. That's just not how it works.

It's not for four people. The board, it was called the board. It ripped through New Jersey in the late 90s, like late 90s, early 2000s. And what happens is it's always somebody that's going to get stuck. So the shit was running for years in New Jersey, like years. and at the end, whoever's left at the end. So what happens is literally a pyramid. It'll be eight people at the bottom, four people, two people, one person.

The eight people come in with their $1,400. Before you continue, you body in it. Be careful. I never did that shit. I was in college. I was in college. I was a college. I was a popular.

No, I'm dead-ass. It was popular. No, I'm dead-ass. It was similar to a sous. No, again, it was like, it was similar to a sous-sou. That's literally what I'm typing in right now? What is the sous? Susu.

this shit where you go ahead and you all put into a community. You keep collecting money and then whoever's at that month. They're all the same thing. It's the same thing. It's not the same thing. It's not the same thing. It's similar. It's similar.

It's similar. A so-su is not a pyramid. A suu is just one person collects that month. This person collects the next month. This person collects this month like that. So you get a lump sum of money that you can use. The pyramid thing is different. And in the Susu, all they're doing is selling you the money that you're going to get.

Recycling the money. You are going to get this money. When is your turn? Got you. They're not promising you more. They're not none of that. It's done with them family too. The pyramid you get your money when it's your turn too.

It's just what happens to keep the pyramid going. You got to recruit new people. You got to recruit new people. A sous. Susu, they ain't even letting anybody in there. Yeah, the sous is the same people. This is like mutual. Oh, got it.

Susu is the same people. Yeah, it's like a piggy bank. Yeah, it's a structured piggy bank. The sous. Understood. If all of us put up 200 a month, right? It's 10 people. Well, some of you all be banked.

one month, one month, somebody gets to $2,000. Right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because $2,000 will help you more than $200 like that. I get it. With the pyramid shit, yo, that shit ripped through New Jersey.

But people were making mad money. Like, people were really, really, really making a shit ton of money. Yeah, if you take money from people and don't give it back, that's what happens. That'll do it. But the promises, the promises, I'd be, when, anytime I hear about this and DOJ has mentioned, It's what was promised that gets you. And depending on how much money you took or you're on the hook for, that plays a part of how much time you get.

So you're all saying 40 years is excessive. I totally agree with that. It's way excessive. But for what they took the amount of time that they were doing it and the amount of people involved, maybe that does have something to do. And I don't want to. I don't want to cape for them. I don't want to cape for them.

Because what happens is, and I'm just giving some insight, what happens is all of the money don't go to them. the people get paid out that you recruit they get paid out they get paid out and so those people were probably getting

like an administrative fee because I did the $1,400 times eight is $11,200 so they might have been taking the $200 per payout and they put themselves at the top of every board

no because the board you can't be at the top of every board I'm saying that's literally what the report said they said the problem was they were putting themselves at top of every board

you think come back in and pay Mark you think some of the reason why they got the sentence because they didn't show any like remorse or any like

Because they were still rolling with it. Even after the civil shit, they were still rolling like, we didn't do this. You know what I'm saying? Could that be a reason to why the judge is like, fuck this? You guys are going to take the highest penalty?

Or did you just be pissed off? But just to be clear, yeah, they said the recruits would then move up to the board to receive their own payment. So everybody, like you said, eight participants. Can you please speak into the microphone? The scheme placed participants in four levels on a playing board

requiring them to recruit eight participants to pay the person at the top of the pyramid $1,400 each. The recruits would then supposedly move up the board to receive their own payment. However, the moors were profit by placing themselves at the top of the boards to receive the ultimate payment

the release statement, the release states. So they were doing something different, sounds like even in other pyramid schemes, but listen to this, the scheme eventually victimized 10,000 people. That's a lot of fun. 10,000 people will get you 40 years. No, because to make it work,

you got to bring in two new recruits. 10,000 people is a lot of people. But my thing is, and again, I'm not keeping, when these white people commit, I mean, when these people commit these white collar crimes, people lose hundreds and hundreds of millions. Like a Bernie Madoff.

Bro. And they don't get 40 years. I watched the Netflix Bernie Madoff shit at least once a month. Bro, they don't get 40 years. That's how impressive that is. So 10,000 people at... How much time did Bernie Madoff get? The thing got life.

He's out of you. He got life, I think. And he took $65 million. So, I mean, I'm just saying that... More than that. But took way more money. I'm with you, but I mean, you got life. Which...

The thing about him, when they got him... Bro, Bernie Madoff corruptive people's 4 and died. By what Bernie Madoff is. $65 billion. Billion. I'm sorry. He corrupted a whole company 401K plans. Jesus.

Yeah, entities. He was investing they 401k money and shit like that. He fucking the Mets, right? I mean, everybody fucking the mess. The motherfuckers from Enron. There are people from Enron. Like, all of these motherfuckers.

They gave him 150 years. Yeah, there people be stealing money. My nigga, what's the, uh... I don't even... I'm just saying it if it were, I'm not with the pyramid scheme shit. Me neither. Because there's too many people that can tell. There's too much shit that can go on.

And I'm not with it, no way, because it's a crime. And I ain't a criminal. but anytime I hear it being done it just don't sound like a scam if I were a scammer that I could ever get with No they don't They plan on you

And y'all know I'm all for a good scam This just don't sound right It's the bottom of scams But it's quick So if you bring your Imani brings me and you in Right E moves up the board

You gonna go put Paul and Corey You move up the board Corey gonna get Parks and E You move up the board It's fast you could literally cash out in a day or two So you're telling somebody you can bring me $1,400, you got $11,000 in two days.

The addiction, though. The desperation piece is what fuels the shit. Also, just to get on some convict shit, why would a man and his wife be on the hook for the same crime? That don't make sense to me, especially if you all got kids. Oh, I see. Somebody got to get that choice. Somebody got to win it.

Somebody got to wear it. We can't just leave our kids to the foster system or to. But they might be, they're both on the books, though. That's not up to them neither because the court don't make, Like he could come up and be like, yo, everything is me. She don't have nothing to do with it. And they can still charge her. That's the court's discretion if they want to charge it.

I'm saying it should have been like that in functionality, not through words. I get you, yeah. You're thinking you winning. You're beating the system. Power cup. And it might start off as one thing and become something else too. Like they grows fast. Yeah, you start thinking, all right, we got a little hustle going.

Or this is above board. But you know it would be better if we slide our names here. And oh, if we do this and before you know it, you're already in and then the crime just grows. I think that's a lot of times. Yeah, that's suck of shit to me. That's corny. Protect your wife, yo. I was in college, bro.

Or let it take all the way. Yeah. Yeah. You're so stupid. No, I'm dead ass. I was in college and that shit spread. Like, it started off in the little-ass room and soon you don't have enough space to house the people

because it's growing exponentially by hate. I didn't do it. All right. After this, Paul, I make your way to $5.95. But just twice. He stood out there. Yo, speaking of DOJ and Fed Casey, is ice is still not here

Yeah We are three hours Into this podcast He started by saying Yo I got Zoom court It shouldn't take me No more than 15 minutes And he's still not here

Ice down there telling on everybody He's been four hours Everybody he's been out for four hours No honestly Takashi's Yeah Oh boy Yeah I mean

Is it traffic court Or is this something else I think it's traffic We don't know It turned to another court Quick question A lot of blood Is everyone up here safe

I'm safe. I don't tell ICE about my... I don't tell ICE nothing. That's true. After he let the cops come in my shit, I don't tell ice nothing. What was he supposed to do? Not do that?

No. What would you would do? If you ask me... What I would have did? I would have acted like I'd never heard the door. No, he looked out the window. Cool. He said he's seeing people outside.

Ice on the mistake is not knowing the law. That's why I'm not mad at him. That's why I never got mad on them. If you don't know the law, that's... Wait, but the police came to the door. and said we're looking for you? This is what happened.

I said he heard somebody downstairs in the bushes. So he went to the window to look out and they flashed a flashlight up in his face and said, yo, come downstairs. I'm good. And if you don't know the law, you're coming downstairs.

Oh, shit. I'm good. And he opened the door. They said it's Joe Button home. He said, yeah. See, that's my issue. If you don't know the law, then you're going to do all right.

You don't got to know the law. I might have came downstairs if I didn't know if I think they got me dead to rights and I ain't about to make. can escape. But once I get downstairs, they go my man

right there. I swear the guys, we have to talk on this the whole time. He heard his name. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They gave you McDonald's. He came back with McDonald's. You got your KFC, huh? You told them anything?

I gave him shit I was making up shit for a moment. You got the way. You got the way. You know, Irvington Crips, hi.

Yo, it's over, y'all. They already picked them up. That is crazy. Yo, murder 292. You're coming. They're coming to. Yo, I ain't going to...

Listen, they took all the Spanish cases first. I understood for a little bit. What you trying to say? Well, why niggas be fucking Spanish girls, right? No. Oh. Some of the other shit. Oh, the crimes?

No. Oh. They almost made me... Bleep that, please. I was saying... I was cussing with the motherfucker. Wait, what? Please don't bleep that.

Please don't bleep that. Oh, man. But boy... What? Yo, you can't see. say that. That's why we got parks. I'm Spanish. Let's have to re-hash. What? But if you get a lawyer,

fam, they took all all trans- Don't say it again. Was this traffic court? Lawyer cases go first. Yes. Lawyer cases go first. I don't you obey the law, nigga. How about that? It's not making illegal U-turn. Hey, you do. I drop better than all y'all.

Well, I don't drive. All right. Oh, that was a good one. You be making a lot. I can't say shit to this thing. That was a good. That's a good. That's a nice little start. You turn. that shit is a K-turns.

You'd be doing all tights and shit in the street, yo. Wait, what's up, though? Actually, when you came in, we were actually talking about you. No, we was actually just ending the pod. That's it. Man, yo, I looked at all these topics. This is just Patreon shit left now, yo. Yeah, we killed this shit, right?

Everything good. It's gonna be a good Patreon. Oh, no, hey, Patreon, hey, buckle your seatbelts. That's all right. All my tail's going on Patreon. The whole board is Patreon. Yes, that's right. We ain't covering nothing on the board.

You ain't talking about shit. What? And it's funny because I got shit. the whole time. I hate you, yo. I want to say that. That I want on the record. I respect that.

I hate you. Yeah, did you see, did you see Mark hating on you on the Patreon? No. Last Patreon? Talk about it on the Patreon. Okay, we're talking about it.

Yeah, we talked about it. It's lies, though. You hate it on you a little bit. I held you down. I held you down, though. Yeah, of course. Black actors. We held you down.

Listen, Mona had to go halfway through the show. She had an emergency. See, Mona, we love you. We're praying for you always. Hope everything is all right. One more win. Let's go.

One more win. It could happen tonight. Game five is tonight in San New York City. Hey, don't let us get one more now. Y'all got to be up by like 47 for us to feel like we could lose to y'all. I don't think that's enough. I don't think it's enough neither. Oh, no, no.

Go Knicks, go Knicks, go next. Hey! One more, one more, one more, one more win. One more, one more, one more, one more, one more. May Mark put up that little spursher, May Mark put up that little spurser. Mark, don't even troll that little spursher. Enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoy delivering it to you.

Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time, we bid you a new farewell, adios, Eriva, Durchey, Astila Vista. Arvois, so long goodbye, or a simple head novel suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past, so let's make this one last as if it's all we have. And last, but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel

and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you with Tylenol, you very well may need it. What's up with y'all this weekend? What's up with y'all this weekend? Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico. Hey, back to his roots. Yeah. You're gonna be getting some roots.

Yeah, I'm finally going to see my roots. First time going there, so. You bringing that ginseng? The Isch go to the trunk for you? Nah, I don't need that. I'm not going to get the three-liter of the trunk. Tom, Tong, Tadilly. Three-Lead of the Toto.

Of the Totoos. I'm good. I'm going to go out there and enjoy my time, man. Get right back home. We know it that way. Yeah, we know. Off to Nadi. Oh.

Not in Puerto Rico. Not off the nattie. Not off the nattie. You're doing a lot. Go back to the motherland. You got to go off the nattie. Shit. No, you don't.

No, you don't. No, looking forward to, though. You're going to have a good time. Thank you. I'm jealous. Thank you. What the rest of you are doing? Come on.

Turn it up in his motherfucker. I'm watching the game. I ain't doing that. I have a little cook out. Kids parties and I may go on the Philly for the Dunday Festival. Okay, dog. I was supposed to be down, so.

But I ain't go. I was mad busy. Rest in peace, actually to my cousin Diane, I passed away. But I was proud of, rest and peace. Rest and peace. Still nothing like actually attended, though. I know. I was busy.

I put my life sweat into the gig. Hey, actually. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, can I send a quick, uh... Oh. Oh. I want to send a quick, good luck to my nephew, my nine-year-old nephew. He's trying out this weekend for a very big Broadway play.

So good luck to you. I'm very proud of you. I hope you get it. Who's he attempting to play? I don't want to say. I don't want to jinx anything. I just follow it after your footsteps. Yes.

A piece of shit. What? A piece of shit. I don't swear. I wanted to shout him out with the number of the wrong. When he gets it, we'll talk about it then. I hope he gets it. You should.

You're a lot. Mark, you're a real. piece of shit. What did I do? He's just a jerk. No, but when you know the role he applied for, yo, this guy's a duck case, me. And it's right, it's right, right there.

Well, we hope you get it, you. Yes. We hope we get it. Congratulations to Ari. You know what I mean? Happy graduation. Happy birthday to my little brothers. It was their birthday.

They turned something the other day. Shut up. Shut up to them. At that point. At that point, that thing's at that point. I think he's all remember. I think 19. He's grown grown.

That's crazy. I think they're 19 now, my brothers. That's crazy. Yeah, that's absolutely nuts. Yo, if you're a Nick fan, you know what time it is, man. Tonight is the night. And if it's not tonight, it'll be Tuesday night. And if it ain't Tuesday night, it'll be the next night.

Whoa, now. Oh, please. If it ain't Tuesday, you like get nervous. Why? Then we go back to San New York. Joe, don't do that. If it's not Tuesday, then we're going back to San New York. You're acting like them, right?

I'm acting like we have. beat these young punks five of the last seven times we played and after we get this banner because we won't lose three in a row we'll decide to maybe maybe then we'll raise the NBA Cup

thing too. You got to now if you beat the same team in the finals go ahead and raise the same team in the finals. Go ahead and raise that cup the cup banner up. So there's nothing that can make you nervous right now about the series. Nothing. Well I'm a fan of sports I mean you can get nervous. Oh okay. You was just talking like if it goes seven. I've seen

I've seen things happen before, so I'm keeping positive. It would be a very Nick thing to do. It would be a very Nick thing. To make those seven games and win at the last. Yeah, so nothing would shock me, but I don't see us losing three in a row to this very young and immature team. Their time will come. You got to be a mentally strong team that bounced back from that big of a collapse.

And I just think they too young. Yeah, I think the last loss breaks them. I think I don't even really think they come in the night giving it they are. I think it's over. No, no, no, Wemby's giving it. That's one person. No, no, no, them collectively. They're going to, them collectively.

It'll be Wembe, Harper, and Castle to come to play. The rest of that team is defeated and deflated. There's going to be a dog fight tonight. Let's see. It's going to be a dog fight. They play. I like the Spurs. Honestly, I like the demeanor.

I like a lot about them. I think Spurs win this game. Yeah, I like them. I told you, I was going to offer you a pass, but I think the way that you're talking, I'll just wait. I was going to say if you wanted, you can just go ahead and I'll chop off half of the grand. for the buyout right now.

But if you want to wait, then I'll just take the G on you when you lose. I honor my bets. I like that. Stay, stay strong. Stay the course,

nigga. Stay the course. Yeah, nigga, money gonna take your money buy more a Vizu, nigga, yeah.

Wait, by what? That's a Vizu? No, nigga, you know, you're playing with me, y'all?

Why are you playing with me today, y'all? I thought you said a Vizu. That don't look like, that don't look like, no, It don't look like a Vizu, nigga. It's different shit.

That ain't the shape of a beef. Bro. I thought it was happening. A Vizu. I thought I'm going to fuck you up here. I hate this. You know, listen, everybody out there have an amazing weekend. Kiss your loved ones.

Remember, Knicks and five. Y'all are down. Until next time, we'll be back. Same. No, no. No, that's him. That's a five. That's me this weekend.

Hey. Hold up, man. Hey. Hey. You got shit? Your bubble guts still going, Mark? You really don't get what? Me going...

Well, we put it on BTS already. I showed the text where he was like, yo, I got the bubble guts. They said every time you get bubble guts because you wear great pants. Damn, juicy. I'm... I'm... Juicy.

I loved. I loved you. Juicy's the president of the Mark Fair Club, so I just be saying, shit. You can go shit, nigga. You're not important. Go shit, nigga. Niggins want to see what you... We got.

Why the shitwalk looks like, what's your shitwalk? If he changed the fucking jeans, his shit walk might be different. On a pair of shorts and love it. A little more time too. You got some bag of your jeans. That's true. Then you were in baggiege and you had the bubbleguts three days ago. And I got right out of my shit.

I was good. It was stupid. Nah, that's funny. All right. We done. This shit is hard. I don't know what this is. That's your hard.

Send that over. It just went to the next song. Who is this? They cooking. I never heard this shit. You know what? I don't know. Robbie Robb's Boricua Anthem,

1994. Yeah, sent that over. That'll get it done. Gotta get it done. Got to get it done. Little genitone. Yeah, she starts. Ooh.

Yeah. How long are you going to have to two days, right? You ain't going to be fucking for long. I'm not going out there to fuck. I mean, that's a quick, boy, please. Oh, yeah. More than two days, though. No, I'm coming back Monday night.

He's going for the culture. He's going out there just to drop a load off real quick, boy. Make his boss. Balls feel a little lighter. And he's going with the fresh spray on the corners. Yeah. They don't care out there. No care.

You look good, man. Your audience, y'all hold it down. Same time, same place next week, man. Until then, we love y'all even if you don't love us. Go Nix. Go Nix. That's my shit right there. This is a whole thing.

He's mixing a little reggae film. El General. C. Music Factory. Let's go. I ain't no CNC Music Factory had more than the songs I knew. You need that shit right there. You know speaking?

I fuck it. Me fuck it. You know, that's what he's going to fuck it. He's going to fuck it. I said, all right, fuck it. Me shit. He can't be life. So I meant to tell you all,

there's a school in Philadelphia. There's a school in Philadelphia. I hate this thing. There's a school in Philadelphia where they took a trip. I'll tell you all the picture on, man. Mark ass. That nigga squirming. Look at Mark.

That nigga had right now. I know the stink over there? All right, I got you right now, Mark. Let that name go shit. Who is that? It's Mark to my hell, pussy. J.B. JCP.

Forever to be without the JCP. We'll fold that up right now. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Is Mark to my hell pussy?