The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 939 | "On Some Bro Shit"
Episode Date: June 20, 2026The latest episode from the JBP begins with the pod learning some news about Ice on his birthday (9:49) before the crew reacts to the New York Knicks Championship parade (41:44). Joe shares his though...ts on LA after a quick trip to the west coast (1:22:25) and Terry Crews reveals he had a porn addiction (1:38:50). In new music, an album from YG (2:02:34), Chris Brown releases a deluxe to 'BROWN' (2:04:50), plus a Timbaland & Chloe collab project (2:09:45). Also, a B2k and Pretty Ricky Verzuz is coming (2:20:24), Jelly Roll files for divorce from Bunnie Xo after 10 years (2:34:07), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden
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Hi, Boller.
Ish, how's my posture?
Like, am I sitting them straight?
Like, do I like a bad bitch on some bro shit?
You need a little pillow behind your back.
I knew he was going to take it to your back.
Corey, pillow, now.
I love that.
Some broshish, though.
On some bro shit.
Like, you know, homo, but.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My hands look fat.
Is it all that vibe?
That's this right.
You know what I mean?
I got a little fat moved around.
You did.
Sometimes that shit stiffing up on, bitches.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
The fat stiffing up.
Listen, the doctor.
The doctor said.
The who down.
The doctor.
The doctor.
The doctor.
Dr. Ptoll.
Oh, she was about making sense.
Yeah, she was down there for God.
Excuse me.
It was about saving money.
It was about the economy in Mexico.
I wanted to keep, I wanted to spike it.
Support local business.
Exactly.
Exactly.
The doctor said I had plenty of volume in my cooler.
That's my ass.
He said, you know, we could fill it in.
So whatever dicks that were like detrimental dents, he put a little fat there.
No, he fixed that shit on some brood shit.
On some brood shit.
On some brood?
On some bro shit?
On some bro shit?
That's just sitting.
You're still getting that on some brooch shit, though?
Yo, the niggas put ass fault
No.
No.
No.
You know, on some bro shit
been dead.
That's she was dead in the 90s,
though.
Today is back.
It's not dead.
It's never been dead.
This is important.
Excuse me, Parks.
So day six,
I do a little jump.
This motherfucker don't move.
Pope, this motherfucker don't move.
This bitch stiff.
You know what I mean?
So I was getting nervous.
Oh, no, you got to let time pass.
Right.
Exactly.
So it's a little recall on that thing.
You know what I mean?
Check out the BTS.
You ain't stopped.
You ain't stopped wagging it since you fucking got back
from the doctoror.
I can't even dance yet, Joe.
I'm not dead yet, I can't dance yet
because you know I shake ass on the ground.
Yeah, but it's...
You shake ass on the ground?
On the ground.
I don't have a problem with that.
I don't think it's not wrong
to shake ass on the ground
on social.
That's what got Terry.
How are the young niggas
treating you now?
It's a little ridiculous.
It's a little shit.
It's a bit much.
It's a little...
It's a tad.
You know what I mean? It's a tad.
The other days these diggas
like trying to talk to me at the car.
Yeah.
They part all four.
them niggas got out. I didn't know it was a robbery or
which one you like to, but I took the fuck off.
You know what I mean? Yeah. A little scary.
Just wait until you bring them
Pong Pum Pum Pum's out. Yeah. What?
Some brochish.
What's a broochie? Oh, the booty shorts?
The short. I ain't gonna lie. Honestly, like,
I'd probably be, I've been big my whole life. I still feel like, you know,
like it don't feel like it yet.
All right. Going outside with them shorts on.
Yeah, yeah. I ain't a booty short person, brood.
What's a bro shit, though.
That's a bro shit, though.
Yeah. I'm excited, though, y'all.
back.
Yeah.
So I said, I mean,
I'm ready to go back.
Happy Juneteen,
happy Juneteen.
Happy Junete.
Happy Junete.
Everybody.
Had happy birthday
to freeze.
Thank you.
Thank you,
thank you,
Matthew.
Happy Junete.
It's your birthday.
Freedom.
Yeah.
Yeah, Parks.
That was racist.
I said happy Juneteenth
first and then I said
A.
Thank you,
bro.
Happy birthday.
You didn't
perfect order, Parks.
Thank you.
His birthday could be
after we celebrate
freedom.
Is that cool
with you,
freeze?
Ain't more important
than June.
I don't know.
Freeze is one of people.
Freeze is not a cancer.
Freezeberg, they're being on June team,
it's like God just.
That's a joke.
It's no way you're a cancer freeze.
I'm a Gemini.
You're right.
There is no way I'm a cancer.
I don't know how I didn't know that.
You're a general.
Yeah, you're rising and you're fucking.
There you go.
You think you're on.
You think you're on.
Yeah, you're fucking go.
That's it.
Speak bird.
I'm asking.
Hey, call me what you like.
Do you think you only a Gemini?
Fam, I am what I am.
That's what I know.
All right.
So you don't know your chart.
What time were you born?
Let's get to the numerology.
What time?
What time were you born?
11.25 and 17 seconds.
A.m.
11.
Okay.
So, this is rising, moon.
I got to go.
I got to get a shit.
I ain't off the dome with it.
I mean, I mean, right.
It's a real thing.
I wouldn't have been shot.
It would attract.
I can see the Gemini and you, but I'm curious about your rising, John.
Don't.
On some bro shit.
Don't ask about my rising.
All right.
I apologize that I was that was.
That was wild.
Oh shit, that was.
I'm so slow.
That's crazy.
My bad.
No, I don't want some broshie.
You can't.
The rising?
On some broshed, you know how to want to be baddie with that little ass waist.
You're a baddie now, nigga.
We bet, this is the baddie couch.
Like, our waist are going.
You did come with your waist out.
You tucked your shirt in and everything.
You see the thing that coming with his shirt tucked in?
In the sweatpants.
Like, he looks cute.
Well, thank you, Ma.
You do.
We look better.
for it.
Don't waste shameless.
Right.
Don't waste shameless.
These niggas won't even
say they weight still.
Isch is on his way,
though.
Isch is working out.
His arms are tight this morning
like he did a push-up.
Issues in a gym.
And I'm proud of you.
And he turned down a snack.
I dropped out.
And when he was in there,
he had the gym trainer.
Let's just do weighing, y'all.
Ice was killing him for a minute.
He coming back?
He can't have a trainer from the gym.
The waist trainer?
Okay.
No.
Oh.
A trainer.
Oh.
Not a waist trainer.
What's wrong with having a trainer?
No, you can't have a trainer from the gym
Oh, I see what you're saying
You got to bring your own trainer
Couture traders
What's the one of the way to train it from gym
Is that like factory rims or some shit?
No
That's how you said it like
What's factory rims is great
BBS is
Niggas
Knicks clown me for one of Plain the Fitness
I didn't even know that was a lot
You're too good for playing a fitness
Oh yeah there's Jim shaming now
Playing the fitness
What's the other one
24
LA Fitness
I got L.A Fitness
I got L.A.
Fennis is met on a L.
L.A. Fennis ain't
I still got L.
L.
LA Fitness is expensive, y'all.
No.
Yes, it is.
I pay like $4 a month.
You think it's just five-o-ishy.
Lifetime and equinox are at the top.
Those are two I go to, but I got an L.A. Fitness membership.
I had a plan.
I had like four-two memberships at once.
For what?
What's the planet one?
That's the purple shit.
That's the purple shit.
Yeah, it do be hard to get out of the shit.
They made a hard as shit.
They had to the Philippines.
The planet one is for the pores.
You got to wait until your car dies.
Yes.
Y'all in here talking crazy.
Yeah, they don't take a series.
They don't take a series.
In the beverage section, they had Mountain Dews.
I was like, if you got Mountain Dews
and quarter water water in the beverage section,
you know, my first time in planning to fitness,
my first time in fitness, it was hot pizza
and purple fruities on the walkout.
You did all that work and you're fed ass,
fuck the whole thing up.
Get some cars, what I'm saying?
But why do, on some real shit, y'all, why?
What is the point of that?
So you keep your membership.
You don't never meet your goals.
That's right.
You don't keep your whole fucking, y'all?
You have been in a gym, used the machine,
and get up.
the nigger after you start
doing the disinfectant spray.
You're supposed to do it. You're supposed to do it yourself.
Yeah, they do be having that sign up.
That's why the dude after you does it.
That's why the nigger did it.
What loser actually does it?
Hey, don't wait.
Joe, let me help you.
He just had epiphany.
Joe, let me help you with something.
I don't think I've ever wiped the machine down in my life.
You are terrible.
Not only is that disgusting, but it's also flirting.
Why? How's it flirting?
Because you want the next man
to be all up in your fucking pheromones and shit?
That's flirting.
That's extra extra.
That's your arm hurt.
That is a reach.
Okay.
But maybe it is.
My gym,
they got people walking around all day
cleaning the machines.
But is there a sign that says
can you clean the machine?
Please clean the machine after you, right?
It's common courtesy.
Yes.
Especially if you all sweating.
Ish, is there a sign at your gym?
I don't know.
I don't be reading.
What they think?
I got some fucking fabulous.
Oh, they got the shit right there.
They got the white sprays all around.
You just grab the white man.
You don't know.
Girl, please.
You all are horrible.
Bad bidsches ain't cleaning the machine.
You're tripping.
When I was a fat ass, I took time to clean off the machine.
Hey, I'll take a rope a dozen.
Hey, yeah, I'll get better.
Advil, cold, and sinus.
Cleaning the machine.
When I get off the treadmill, my next thing on my mind is wiping that shit down.
Do y'all go to the gyms where you're not allowed to grunt?
You know, some of those gyms you can't.
make noise when you lift the weight.
That's planet fitness.
Why would you, how?
How do you, how?
Because they, some of those gyms, it's like, it's like, it's, it's not only is it like
annoying to other people, but it can make, it's like almost, I can't remember the word
for it, but.
That's weird.
It's like gym shame if you're yelling at, uh, uh, with the weights.
I mean, if you're OD, I get it.
No, there are some gym.
Yeah, if I'm max and doing my max weight, sometimes you gruck because the shit is
heavy.
Yeah, exactly.
That's how you, that's how you wrap out or the max out.
Yeah.
When I see, because I want to get to a point where I can lift, when I see women lift,
they always make noise.
But some of them gyms, you can't do that.
You can't make all that grind.
Leave that gym.
That's why a lot of the weight guys go to specific, like bulky gyms.
You know what I mean?
All the big niggas go to the big gym.
Thank you for that information.
You know, some of the niz is the Zumba.
I don't judge y'all for Zumba and Pilates with y'all be getting into.
I'm about to start Zumba.
Damn, I was solely trying to clown in this nigga.
I'm in Zumba.
I'm a teacher.
I'm the professor.
I'm the professor.
You know he grifting.
You know, I'm not flexible enough.
I need even flexible.
I'm super flexible.
Are you flexible, Joe?
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
I'm not.
You're not flexible at all?
Like in no way.
No, I'm about to go back to stretch class.
I'm dead ass.
My mobility is fucked up.
Corey sent me.
You're not flexible up here either.
Okay.
You got your ass shaved and you ain't flexible now.
As well.
You see, that's a waste.
I love that you have your ass ball.
Remember when I discovered that, that was a wild day, right?
I went and did that yesterday.
What?
You got your ass shamed?
Yes.
No.
Wait, you got your ass shamed?
Waxed.
How was it?
Yo, Fris, what's going on with you, man?
You had to get right for your birthday?
I love what you're doing.
Yeah, do you got his ass wax for his birthday?
Okay, questions.
Can I start?
I heard that shit hurt.
That shit was different.
Wait, slow down, slow down, slow down.
You know, are you okay?
Can I start?
I have questions.
Sure, sure.
Number one, this might feel like deja food.
On some brook shit.
On some bro shit.
On some bro shit.
Like, man to men.
When they got you in the ass, were you...
What?
Wait.
When they waxed you in it?
Yeah.
When they wax you on your ass,
where you two it up.
Did you get more of a this
to get under the balls and in your ass crack
or did you get on all fours?
No, I didn't get on all fours.
She said pull your knees to your chest.
I was like, excuse me?
That's a nice position.
I ain't about to do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, she suck your toes too.
You used on some DTF, see,
Louishet.
Wait, I.
Ice, is this how you was?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Okay, so eyes open or eyes closed?
Eyes open.
Did you hurry hand?
You wanted to see that shit.
No, I was over my fucking name.
Did she play slow music?
It was music playing.
Okay.
Like Luther?
Another question.
On some bro shit, it might be inappropriate.
Was the wax super warm or just, did you like that warmness in your ass?
Oh, okay.
Not in your ass.
Did you?
What?
Oh, slow down.
You on the stig.
You liked it on the gooch?
You liked it on the gooch.
You liked it on your gout.
your Gucci. That shit felt a high friend. That shit felt the hype.
That shit felt good on the Gucci.
I was like, oh, okay. Okay.
That warm sensation on your Gucci is crazy.
All right, you go get a nice tip. I like a little something warm on my Gucci.
You'll give it a tip.
Uh-huh. I like a little warm drip on the Gucci.
Okay, so, so how much you think, how many rips you think it took to do your whole ass and bussy?
Whoa.
Your bussy and your Gucci is the same thing.
Whoa.
It was a couple rips.
Okay, but it's eye watering, correct?
Yeah.
What kind of noise did you make?
Right.
I'll tell you, no grunting anymore.
That wasn't the actor.
No, that shit.
He was more stylistic.
I hope you're calling the police.
Wow.
Last in the closet is big.
What is this supposed to mean?
Are you shooting at me again?
Only grown men care about that.
You know who appreciates that?
You're woman.
Of course.
She ain't got a little brown hairs everywhere.
You're nasty, twin.
You feel, me?
Grown, man.
Get that ass clean, man.
I'm proud of you.
Now, you're going to have a wet butt for a couple days.
Oh, my God.
Because first is wet butt because you're not used to so much.
Parks, let me really explain.
Oh, please.
You seem the most interested.
Um, no shade.
It's like super wet, sweaty vibe.
Right.
What's a brood shit?
Like, we're bros.
What the fuck?
We love each other.
Like, what the fuck?
So it's like so bald and wet down there is real like super, not mud buddy.
but just sweaty butt type vibe.
Then you get that initial stubble.
That could be a bitch.
That lasts like 12 hours smooth selling.
Like really, much fresher.
I have to imagine it's pretty itchy after the comeback.
Nah, the stubble is literally a 12 hour.
I think it's not even a whole day thing.
And then, and honestly, you should exfoliate.
I got all that shit.
I got all that shit.
You got all that shit really.
You got all that shit.
You did the peach, scratchy shit on your ass.
Vanilla.
As is sure, you have to exfoliate, y'all.
And it's crazy because I just fell on exfoliates.
Auxiation wipes so you could like keep going during days, but I'm happy for you.
Congratulations.
What is it?
For his exfoliation.
The rock salt shit, scratch the dead skin off.
Oh, shit, you got everything.
Corey shaking and see the people that can't see him so you don't know of nothing about body scrubs.
You just, you just wash his ass with Irish Spring on some 93 shit.
Bet.
Can't be in the fancy trills.
All bushy.
Oh, that's right.
True.
What made you want to do that?
It's a birthday.
I've been saying before, I hate hair.
I wanted to, like, I would go from here.
hair down completely hairless.
So I looked at the laser shit.
They said that shit hurt like a motherfucker.
How about you been saying that?
He absolutely said it.
And we said it when we, when we,
when we, no, they played too much.
Excuse me, my brother.
When we had this conversation about,
when we got, had the conversation about my brother,
ish removing all the hair off of his ass.
I always want, what?
He did that left his knees.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
You two niggas is the dumbest niggins.
Can you get up?
Excuse me
We're in a whole
It's a serious conversation
And the audience doesn't like
When we get stepped on
Talking about serious things
Excuse me anyway
When we discovered that
He gets his ass
Completely rid of hair
On his side
You and me both agreed
That hairless is the best way
Of course
I mentioned that I'm asking
I wanted to get it done
Yes it on the hygiene tip
It's less sweaty
Less mud buddy
All that
This nigga is putting the Andy's damn
At the end of the day
His ass is cleaner
That everybody's in here
except for mine. Good job.
I'm not,
Listen.
I don't say to that.
Yeah, word.
You got it.
All right.
I'm not judging you
for going to get your procedure done.
Well, yes, I am.
It's not a procedure.
It's a procedure.
It's a procedure.
No, it's a procedure.
On some bro shit.
All right.
On some bro shit.
It's a procedure.
I'm not judged,
but I am judging you for that.
Of course.
I'm judging you more for doing that
and then throwing on
some cargo.
I was thinking the same thing
for the right now.
What should you wear
a hair pants?
Some A-Lo?
Some biker shorts and something?
Yeah, some A-Lo?
Some sweat.
Some soft.
You know what I mean?
No, this is, I'm fine.
I got,
fucking.
It's definitely shafing.
It's not chafing.
Cargo shorts with the wax ass is crazy.
He's not going to get stubble till Sunday.
I'm great.
He's not going to get stubble?
He's not going to get a little stubble to
fucking Sunday by Monday.
He's going to be good.
That first little cold of fuzz,
he's going to be great.
My break.
You gotta be getting fingers in your ass.
How, God.
Have to.
No.
You have to.
No, you have to. No, you don't.
I'm telling you something.
It's okay if you do.
It's just a vanity.
Yeah, where.
How do you put that together?
I'm curious.
Yeah.
What's the point in having a clean eyes?
That's what you're saying?
Right.
No, not clean.
It's a clean.
Yeah, clean is.
It's a hypercleet.
Hairless.
I really want you to give you.
Hairless.
Yeah, we're not having a hygiene talk.
We're not going to.
That's what it's about.
That's what it's about.
It is not a hygienic.
This is the thing though.
The things that are come out of your ass.
You sweat with hair.
The hair area you are, the more sweat you're going to have.
You can be clean without being all CSI with it.
Thank you.
That's what we're saying.
Okay.
What we're saying is if you piss, it's going to be pissing that hair if you have a lot of hair.
It's pissing it for sure.
And it's some do-doo.
They call them dingleberries.
Fuck that.
It's a name for them.
It's a bagelberries.
You have a bidet, big.
It's a musky smell in your hair if you hairy and your pubic hair.
I'm with you, bro.
But I think what we're saying is he didn't get that whole car waxed and clean just to leave it in the driveway.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, thank you, Mark.
That's what they're saying.
Thank you, Mark.
That's what I disagree.
I disagree, too, because as a person that did it, I disagree.
He's not.
He's still young.
Muslims are supposed to.
Hey, man, what you did in a young cult leader over there, I ain't got nothing to do with that.
Hey, you might have got this thing waxed.
I'm projecting, my daughter.
I'm going to go into the mold.
I'm going.
I'm going to pick up some straggling bitch.
The night is still in.
With low nails.
It's a parking lot of them.
Yeah.
If I get this thing whack,
who,
nigga.
You're not in my finger.
Armor all top down.
Sorry, sorry.
What's happening right now?
This ain't just for me.
They're letting their inner fantasies out.
What's happening right now?
Are people admitting to a joy in a finger?
No, they are.
They're projecting and letting their fantasies out.
No, it's no judgment here.
Yeah, we don't king shame up here.
Why would God put it?
a glen of your ass that makes you come if you
weren't supposed to fuck with it, right?
How you know that? Happy Pride. What? Because I read,
I know. It's Pride Month again. How many moms them
get? They, a lot.
And we support them here at Joe Bunn podcast.
Still June, though. Everybody loves
and welcomes you more than us
at the Joe Bond podcast. That's a fact, but
June, long and last.
Who you are for your pride.
Well,
I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it because I opened the door
with the whole. I'm gonna take that. I'm gonna take that.
Do you remember that one of our people wrote in on the Patreon and he said he talked about how he felt with the no homo thing?
You know we slowed down.
We cut that in less than half.
Do you don't know that?
You never recognized that about us?
No homo was something that was said constantly on the spot.
We didn't say that.
We never said, pause.
I'm sorry, pause.
And we still say pause.
Because no homo and pause is nowhere near the same.
I think pause is better.
Either way somebody wrote in.
Yeah, I know.
Mark's point.
It's Mark's fine.
You know this thing in real life?
Yeah.
I do.
I didn't say that on the air, but you were.
Yes, you did.
Did I?
Yes, you did.
I thought I told you off the way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's good.
I was trying to.
Well, I thought that he did an amazing job.
Explained how I made him feel.
He related to being a kid with his cousins and being the only gay with his cousins.
And he said he loves us a lot.
He feels like he's a part of the crew.
But he's just curious why is that a negative to us or whatever.
But I just wanted to compliment us because we've really slowed down with saying it.
We did it.
I don't know if y'all noticed.
I don't know if y'all noticed.
This story.
What's the problem?
Shut up.
I hate all of them.
It's time to get rolling.
DJ Joey
one of the ones and twos.
Let's get it.
It's my favorite part of the show.
Shut up.
For real.
Could you get to shake ass?
Because you good at it, boy.
I would do it one day.
Hey.
On some bro shit.
You can shake that shit around me on some broo shit.
I ain't going to frost.
I didn't get a couple dollars.
Oh, my.
Bro some broo shit.
I got some singles.
I'm out.
Rest of peace, take keep.
Man.
Way too soon, way too soon, man.
I'm not for that me.
So it really ain't my motherfucker.
I'm not the same, man.
And I can let you check the tag.
Now I'm rocking name brand.
I'm only chasing after bags.
Now I got the top.
Hey, this is a rolling.
Not a stop.
Why shit don't never stop.
There's a flow that got the block.
Hot.
Mike check one, two, one two.
Check 1-212.
So glad y'all could be here with us today.
Always for the ladies, always for the ladies.
We still on some mixed shit.
Catch me cause I'm gone.
Go from 6 to 2.
They scared to rap.
Pulling back the curtain by myself, take a look.
All the patrolies, all the subgroups out there.
I'm gonna'n forgiving wild-ass dog nigger.
Something wrong with them.
Got them all bitter.
I'm a bill.
I don't have no time for no misunderstand this again.
This is been.
I'm going to fucking leave us up.
Kay shit.
Anybody in the nightlife.
Shout to the bartenders and the strippers.
See you later.
Yeah, me.
Shout to all the doctors and therapists out there.
All the life coaches and all that.
We didn't forget you.
I wonder how they're still impregnant.
All that ride is dead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get up like defense
Whatever you do since
Keep it juices
Leave that beeping shit
A root chris
I end up toothless
I've been to fish
For my whole life
I've got burn as I'm by lights
I'll live on me getting
Swack bitches
I think these bitches
Couldn't get it
Hardie
What up?
What up?
Out of Ricking
Out of Ricking
Out of Ricking
Out of Ricking
No
Bound
Bound Bound
Bound
Bound Bound
Bout
Bout Bows
Bows
Bows
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Who
Who
Hey, kiss me smile, naked.
Fill a baby.
Whole Tennessee was popping out there.
Astro.
Memphis, what up now?
All the producers out there, what up, what up?
Sun is down, freezing cold.
That's how we already know.
When it's here.
That's just all he know, you don't know nothing else.
Let it rock, let the rock.
I try to show.
Yeah.
I'm trying to show.
Uh, no.
Uh, nancy, Daddy.
Yeah.
Who jokes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go on on you with the pick and roll.
Younger Flamey and Sickle Moe.
Hey!
Hey!
Yeah, I mean?
They don't play this in Martin's Vineyard, Mark.
Everybody actually, actually they do it in a million.
Are you going this year?
Nah.
Everybody, Keney in my old town.
Everybody in Boston.
Everybody in Boston.
Roll out, roll out.
Rhode Island.
Don't forget Rhode Island.
Rhode Island fine.
Buffalo, what up out there?
All up there.
Detroit, Chicago, what's going on out there?
Detroit, Chicago, what's going on out there?
We're on to retreat.
We all in too deep.
Play, man, for Keith.
I'm starting soon, I promise, but this my shit is taking me back to a time.
We all in too deep.
Play, man, man, for key.
Oh, play on top.
This shit way too formal.
Y'all know I don't follow suit.
Stacy Dash, most of these girls ain't got a clue.
Travis fell off, right?
You could say it, it's fine.
We'll see what he comes with next.
We'll see when he comes with next.
That nigger fell off.
A break.
Not a fall off, right?
Definitely been on a break for a while.
That nigga fell off.
He'd be putting out bullshit.
That's not what's happening.
He just got an album.
He just got out.
Last year, maybe?
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way to Travis dropped 20.
That shit was a minute ago.
Maybe 23.
Y'all got a lot of words for yes.
He fell off.
This nigger fell off.
Oh, damn, that was 2023.
Yeah, I thought so.
I mean, he's still a merchandise monster,
and he can move product.
He is one of the best drivers of inventory we have.
But if we talk about just music,
oh, hold up now.
When he drop again.
Someone's sad, motherfucker.
Oh.
Yeah, you know I'm letting this go.
You know I'm letting this go.
Come on now.
We starting soon.
We got Nick's Parade.
What else we got?
Terry Cruz.
Ex addiction which leads to uh I'll tell you later
She's in love with who I am back in high school I used to bust it to the dance
Yeah, hey hey
Imagine Drake on the bus to the dance
I get a man
This shit got the beer for real made a right yeah
I can't wait to that birthday rocks
They're gonna fuck them up
Nid'n't ya
These niggas got their ass wax that won't even move it
Shake some ass niggas
Why y' ain't shaking no ass over there with all that waxed ass
Hey!
Checks over stripes.
Hey!
That's what I like.
That's what we like.
Lost my respect.
You're never the threat.
When I shoot my shot, that shit wet like on shakes.
See the shots that I took.
Wet like I'm booked.
Wet like on Lizzie.
Hey.
I'll be spending valley circle blocks till I'm busy.
It's your eyes keep looking at this couch.
Your eyes keep looking over.
Who you looking at me?
Hey.
Back in high school, I used to bus.
Who you look at that?
Now I hit that
I hit that with the
I'm in the house
I didn't have a sand
13 hours
To my land
Had me out
Like a light
Like a light
Like a light
Like a light
Last of Dawson
Shelly
See the guys
Yeah he said
Keep that I'm like
Why these
Mug
What y'all used to do
When this used to come on
Mark
Put that fucking
Blackberry away
nigga
Would you look hip hop
For two times a week
At least Jesus
God damn
Bitch
A bitch
Nigel always being a doctor
I'm here
Hey, I know see this.
Yeah, about a check.
Those are.
Pass this in my daughter, I'm a show what it.
For Forbes got these other bitches shook, yeah.
All right.
We fucked that up.
Sheesh.
That's still so good in the key.
That's a piece, man.
A fucking baby, 29 years old, not even 30.
What a phrase.
Nubh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, who's your body.
What's that?
What's fun!
What's fun!
You, I see.
You know, ice, edge.
Ooh.
It's Mark from my head, pussy, pussy.
Firstly.
What episode is this?
Firstly, Mona.
Welcome to episode 939 of the Joe Button podcast, brought to you by, fueled by power, by
Price, Pigs, Pigs, gang.
Yeah.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, extremely happy to be here, ultra-slim host.
Yes.
Waste wear, beach.
Fuck they talk about.
That's just part of fashion, itch.
Ish.
It's strange.
You can't call him it's for the wax ass.
You know what?
Yeah. That's Mr. Itch to you.
No weights.
No, that's just a part of fashion.
You know what I mean?
Y'all ain't here about the robbery.
Somebody stole his waist.
Hello.
Reward if you find.
I'm such a bitch.
For all the audio listeners, his waist is so teeny and tiny.
Listen, man, we got a great episode lined up for you all today.
I'm your host Joe Budden.
Next to me, you know the vibes.
Big Demona, don't call her white girl.
Mona is here, Mona.
How you doing, babe?
I'm doing amazed balls.
Excellent.
Next to her, Philadelphia's finest.
He was the one that put a hand on Joe L.
Embed's back during that fucking fighting Philly.
That was him.
You know what I mean?
That was him you've seen with Torrey and them.
That was him you've seen with Pierce Brosnan.
What's the name again?
Pierce Morgan?
Pierce Morgan.
And Pierce Morgan.
And Pierce Brosson.
And Pierce Brosson.
How did you get Pierce Morgan switched up?
Like what?
I don't even know that many pierces.
Anyway, make some noise our good brother.
Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building.
Mark, how you doing, man?
I'm okay.
We're having a rough, rough streak.
I'm sick, as always.
Now, I had to buy a new book bag
because somebody stole my other...
And you went both the same one.
Yeah.
Stole it from where, Mark.
I'm getting...
I'm slipping, man.
I'm slipping.
I left my car door unlocked.
Again.
Again, Mark.
Yeah.
This time...
You just got him at the airport.
Yeah.
I lost my laptop. That's how I ended up.
Aren't you from Philly?
Yes, the Norf, the Norf side.
I'm not living there.
I just slipped up.
So I bought a new laptop this joint.
They was teasing me because it's gold like a teenage girl.
It's yellow.
Daze yellow.
You bought a lime green.
That's dandelion.
Wait, is that an air?
Dandy lime yellow.
It's not even an air.
It's a, what's it?
The nannos.
The nannos.
The nanny.
It's a tablet.
Why did you buy that?
Because I realized I don't need all that shit that's on it.
A nigger bought an iPad.
Yeah, with a keyboard, basically.
I was like, you know, so I got that.
You better than that, man.
I'm not.
This shit was like five dollars.
I was good with it.
I was good with it.
You should be better than that.
Yeah, he should.
I mean, it's going to keep leaving your car locked.
You might as well get the cheapest shit.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Why are you doing that?
My car don't automatically lock and I just forgot.
I forgot.
You're not leaving it like that.
Oh, you ain't get to Porsche with upgrades.
This is, they don't.
No, I can't afford it.
I can't afford it.
You got the standard.
You got the standard.
Below standard.
I took you for a Subaru guy, like a safe car.
Let me get that book back, big dog.
Yo, big dog.
Big dog.
Oh, you didn't get that.
Oh.
You don't need that book back.
It's all right.
I think you're telling us.
Mark, you got robbed?
Back to back weeks.
Can I ask one question?
Did you?
Why you say never?
You could get wrong.
You just my cousin, bro.
You just finished out of how you got robbed.
I was 10.
I don't know.
I don't know about the age.
It's cool.
Mark, one question.
Mark, one question.
Do you track your stuff down with the following?
It didn't turn up.
Like, but let me ask you this.
If you did track, this is a good question,
if you did track your tablet, right,
and it gives you a direct address,
do you knock on the door?
You wasn't here.
So we talked to this on Tuesday.
All right, fuck it.
No, we didn't.
My son got the-
I applied to be full-time.
They didn't give me.
My son got the-
pause put on him.
So I got the pause.
Yeah, they gave me the beats.
He got, he got the beats.
Yeah.
Pause this shit.
Come on.
What's what's going on?
He's all right.
He's all right.
He's good.
Call you on the morning, nigga.
Call y'am, boy.
You can.
You go back up.
That's a fucking.
Your daddy got shit to throw away.
Y'all, the motor don't care.
We're going to get down to the box.
You said your daddy pussy.
You know, I can't.
I say your daddy got shit he can't throw away.
Stop playing.
What?
Okay, we can't talk about it.
No, that don't want to stick some stones.
My boss was.
Is he okay?
Seriously.
Yeah, he was fine.
He was up there.
Yeah, he was here.
A little bruises.
He didn't got no bruises on him.
No, he has some bruises.
He got some bruises.
Shut up.
Sometimes the streets to teach you a lesson that your parents can.
Oh, I don't like it.
You want to play about it.
I don't even want to play about it.
I don't like it, fellas.
I thought he good.
But to answer your question, stole his phone, he pulled up to find my iPhone thing and was
an address and he went there.
And more than to answer your question, I would have went to.
And this is the thing, right?
All jokes aside.
I had to handle it a little different.
The feature is so ridiculous because a lot of people say when they call the police, right?
That the police would say, well, we don't deal with that.
So it puts you in this position where most young people are going to get this ego pride,
that's my shit and go to the door.
I personally think it's a stupid service.
Like, it's cool if you lose it,
but when you steal it, that shit can really get somebody hurt.
It depends on why it's missing.
I went up there on a R-R-R-R-R-Sha.
I didn't go to get my shit back.
But if it looked...
How do you get it back without being R-R-R-Raw?
A lot of time people got your shit,
they didn't steal it, they just got it.
Yeah, I've had to have a...
That's true.
How do you get the stolen shit?
You can find somebody.
You find it.
You find a book bag.
You go to the movies and some iPhone sitting on a seat.
My wife has both lost her phone and got someone else's phone,
being out and they put the phone.
switch your room.
Now that, I can see it.
But if I see the phone, I'm not picking it up because I don't want to be tracked to me.
And you can't steal a phone in 2026.
So what's the point of picking it up?
And who wants to steal a phone?
It's dumb.
And it's trackable.
So I don't get how you get.
That I get what happens to the rim.
I get that.
Yeah.
No, I found niggas phones and they called me and they came up their phone.
You still talk to them?
I wouldn't give it back.
What I said?
You tried to switch it.
But go ahead.
Anyway, we also have Elizabeth's finest.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have one more thing to say.
He's not finished.
Because my streak of bad luck is, that's not the only thing of bad luck.
Yesterday, I remember the first hour last week I was on my phone looking because somebody had ordered credit in my name.
Somebody got a loan in my name.
And so I got denied, actually.
I should say they tried to get one.
So I did I shut down all my credit reports last week.
And then yesterday I was back in Philly and I was looking at my phone and my bank account was empty.
What?
Someone got in my bank account and took, not all empty, but they took a lot of money out.
And so.
They bought some Jordans.
I don't know.
How much was the loan application for?
How much money did it take?
I just got the rejection.
I didn't get the info.
How much they take out that account?
A lot.
You don't say on air, but yeah.
Did you get it back yet?
I had to work with.
I spent all the day yesterday with the bank downtown working on it.
But I just tell you, I'll be careful with some people out here doing wild shit.
That shit happened to me.
I wouldn't be here today, boy, I'm telling you I'd have called out.
Facts.
All my money out.
I got 67 sit left.
Yeah, I ain't coming in.
I can't come in.
That's why I need to come in there.
You would have used your line you'd be using?
First of all, shut up.
Second of all, the first joke this nigga crack.
Moly is in the hospital.
First of all, the first joke,
one of y'all with a crack on my account was on 67 cents.
I mean, come on, bro.
All this nigga, you are all the way with you.
You're a freedom fighter for real, motherfucker.
You're a strong nigga, Paul.
What am I doing at home?
That's why we didn't know damn nuggets.
Go back.
I'm there again.
Fam, no, I'm sorry.
I'm on my full carry with you.
Ladies and gentlemen, one, y'all screaming all over your job.
Part.
Two, I have more people to introduce.
That's true.
Are you good, Mark?
I'm good.
I'm sorry you went through that.
Next person.
He's orange.
Y'all took the thunder off.
And it's here, man.
Y'all fucked it up.
Yeah, they fucked it out.
I had a grand.
This deserves better.
That's how it's good.
I had a grand entrance, fan.
Give it to him.
He deserves better.
You got me feeling down now.
You're fucking scammers.
He's fucking scammers.
No, all jokes is hard.
It's ironic.
Somebody tried to take,
uh, chase hit me.
Somebody tried to do 4K.
on my car and Chase
was like the activity looked funny so they denied it
Wait a minute. Was it you?
Did you surprise one of them checks?
Maybe somebody up here doing it.
No, dog.
They said, was it you?
I said no.
They said, cool.
They canceled my account.
They sent me another ATM card.
They sent me another debit card.
No lie.
Last week.
That's funny.
Or somebody up here's doing it.
Did you respond to one of them Wells
or Chase?
Everything clear in this week?
Yo.
Chase do that shit for a hate thing, too.
Yeah.
That's why it's fucked up.
I'm not mad at it.
I'm not mad at all.
You be all right.
You go buy some shit.
It can be a inconvenient sometimes, though.
It can.
Especially if you're drunk in the club.
Or I don't want vacation.
No, you're drunk in the club.
That's when they're calling you, hey.
On May 29th, did you spend 375 and where?
In what time?
I'm drunk in the club.
I'm not thinking about that right now.
Yeah.
Them nigs that hit you and be like, yo, it's just a drink in the club with the ass-shaved boy.
Yeah, wax.
Wax.
Wax.
Wax.
Wax.
This ain't the shade.
Put some respect on it.
As wax kind of make anything a little more jiggy.
I think everybody in here should get their asswax.
I'm never doing it.
I think hairs is part of being a man.
Okay, you want to know.
You got that 70s pro.
I think hair is near to protect against certain things.
Okay.
All right.
And you also making it harder.
We made it out the cave.
We wear jeans.
It's harder than, like, give a job like that.
Yeah.
Y'all can have it.
We got houses.
My faith is in a higher power.
That's cool.
You don't even trim down the grass a little bit?
Not your.
Who me?
What?
You full Biggie Frow.
Biggie, baby, pro.
No, my hair's beautiful.
You have a nice brain.
My hair is art on me.
Right, but do you trim that shit?
Like, when I stand naked,
is it salt pepper?
Is it salt pepper?
Is it salt pepper?
Please don't play.
Don't play with me like that.
I can't even know where in here.
On some broshy.
On some bro shit.
Want some bro shit?
Want some bro shit?
Is it salt and pepper?
Huh?
Is it salt and pepper?
Nah.
What's some brood?
You can't see your ass.
See what you be in the mirror looking at your couple?
We're talking about his front from.
You're talking about it.
You're talking to the wrong, dude.
You're like, part.
Yeah.
Now you're down with them?
Because I'm just checking.
I can't believe y'all don't remove no hair.
I think it's like mind-blowing.
I'm getting all this.
I'm trying.
So you keep in love.
Trim, yes.
Just no wax.
No.
I'm not shaving, though.
Also from Newark.
All right.
Also from Newark.
Fresh from the wax department.
I don't even know where you go to get that shit.
Fresh from the.
wax museum. Where you go?
Fresh from the Euro wax.
Mr. Dippie low.
Yeah. It's like the slow.
Yeah.
Birthday butt.
Birthday bite.
Oh, you're out.
No, on some bro shit.
On some bro shit.
On some broo shit.
Mr. Birthday booty himself.
That is gross.
That is great.
That is.
That is crazy.
Birthday.
Birthday.
Birthday.
All right.
Elmira is fine.
It's Big Parks is here.
White Poets here in Love, Corey is here.
I think that's lyric sitting on it.
Hey, lyric is here.
Make some noise to the lyrics.
Let me get lyrics stopping to visit.
Erickson is here, Tanner and Savani here by remote.
Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys are here with us.
Thank you guys for being patient through our 47 minute intro.
How's everybody doing?
What's popping?
What's popping?
Great, man.
Joe, feel good, man.
Still on the Knicks high myself.
I got to say so, bye.
My Nick.
Me too.
Basketball.
Dang.
Oh shit.
That's fucked up.
Wow.
That's fucked up.
It's no drug that's not a nick that's not fucked up.
Like it ain't no good drug that comes to a Nick.
That you got as a Nick.
Yeah.
It's like crack or what?
They can play with you.
Did anybody go to the parade?
Fuck no.
Yeah, me either.
I watched it, though.
Me too.
I was cursed out so bad because I'm in Philadelphia and I had no business there.
That's what I was told.
That's why I didn't go.
But I wanted to go.
True.
You could have won't.
They told me I couldn't as a six-er fin.
I wasn't supposed to be here.
No, you can't go.
I agree with you.
I watch it.
I watch with appreciation.
Okay.
You know, I got to say I'm so happy to see people happy.
Now that the season is over and all that shit,
and I don't care about, you know, the winner or losers have been decided.
I don't even remember who won.
But I do know that the Knicks fans, and not just the fans,
the whole city of New York is on a high right now.
And the vibe just feels good.
I've never seen everybody in New York happy like this before.
It's like they beat up people with a smile.
It's like they beat up with a frown.
Now they beat people up with a smile.
It's really beautiful.
It's almost like this is deja vu.
Sounds like everything I was saying to you
when you were coming here hating for ages.
Yeah, but I didn't feel it then because it was still
in the competitive space.
Now that it's over, I can appreciate it.
Thanks for your growth, Mark.
Any wore next colors.
Look at that.
This one wasn't even on purpose.
Last week was in purpose.
King of T-shirts.
This was a-tuesday was.
Me and my brother, freeze here,
we're talking about it being a ticket taker.
Tell them.
Tickr tape.
Tickr tape program.
Give them some education.
Oh, Mona asked me,
Why is it called the ticker tape parade?
Yeah.
And we're just telling them because of where the parade occurs,
like the financial district, the bankers and shit,
the Wall Street folk used to throw the ticker tape out the windows.
Oh.
Bro, you're smart as shit.
It's like you to know her of all useless shit, but it's still lit.
I like trivia.
I don't respect that.
That's some good trivia.
Like, who would have knew that?
He said, throw the fucking Wall Street guys.
I don't even know what ticker tape is, so.
The ticket tape.
The ticket tape.
I knew it, but that's just because I followed a little white girl on Instagram
that keeps throwing me.
Useless facts.
Yes, I love that.
You need to do one of the pages
because you know a lot of stuff.
You can win Jeopardy or something.
I did watch the entire parade.
I was not going to the parade.
I was never going to the parade.
Waiting my whole life for the Knicks to win a chip.
I never even thought about a parade, not a once.
We should have had a float.
Yeah.
J.B.P. Float would have been.
No, no, just him on the float.
I wanted to see him on the float.
You deserved it.
I wouldn't have been on a float.
We should have been.
I could have got you on a float.
I could see a six-foot Joe.
Like when it is.
the big things like Thanksgiving.
Oh.
Like Macy's.
I know I'm weird.
And anytime I see a big group of humans,
I'd be home wondering how they're doing that.
No, that shit's over a long.
Just being in the mix like that.
My brother was out there.
My older brother went.
My dad was trying to get my little brothers to go, huh?
Vernon.
Veron.
Veron.
I went to the city last night.
It was still crowded.
Oh, the city's going to be out of high.
That shit was packed at 7 o'clock at nighttime.
It was still packed.
I only saw disgruntled people that were like
didn't plan well so they didn't get anywhere near
and they were just in these lines where you're shuffling outside
because there's nowhere to go.
Like with Joe, a lot of what I saw was like,
my neighbor's a diehard Knicks fan.
So he's been celebrating the whole shit, rightfully.
So I talked to him, I'm like, yo, you fucking with the parade.
This was the day before the parade.
He's like, yeah, I'm taking my wife
and they got two kids, a 10-year-old and a 6-year-old.
I'm like, yo, bro, don't take your kids out there to that.
Like, don't do that.
Like, they're already announcing you can't take bags,
You can't take this.
What they're going to drink?
It gets hot.
Like, don't do that.
So I see him in the day of the parade in the morning.
I'm like, yo, you're going?
It's 920.
He's like, yeah, we get ready to jump on the path and go over there now.
Yo, fam, go in the house.
He was four hours too late.
Go in the house.
So he went.
He went.
He went.
So I saw, I saw him.
I said, yo, you went?
He was like, yeah.
I'm like, he said, yo, I couldn't see shit.
I said, bro, what you thought?
They was out there from the night before.
Wasn't it two million people out there?
Yeah.
It was out there from the night before.
People would document their trip.
They had minimum 4 a.m. to get a sit size.
You had to be minimum 4 a.m.
It was over 2 million people there, and they turned away 1.5.
Oh, wow.
That's insane.
There was footage of people trapped in train stations over there and fault in street.
She just wasn't moving, you know.
They were turning droves of people away.
That parade, and I watched all of it, I might even watch it three times, because I didn't change the channel.
Yeah, I slept in those.
Just left it on MSG.
That was the best.
Worst parade ever.
Why?
Like, I cried the whole time, of course.
I know y'all's sick of me telling you y'all.
I cried the entire time.
This is an understandable cry?
Did we say he cry?
He's serious?
He's serious.
He's emo.
I'm super serious.
But as a Nick fan, you're supposed to cry for all of this shit?
I'm so emo.
The nigga was just crying.
Okay, no.
But anyway, I've never seen New York like that.
Like, the pictures I saw were incredible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
People hanging on fire escapes.
windows, light poles,
anywhere you could sit,
anywhere people were scrunched in together,
all blue and orange.
I've never seen the city look like that.
So seeing New Yorkers makes me happy.
Yeah.
I love this place.
I couldn't live no else.
I'm not leaving.
Like I'm here, it's in me.
So to see other people that's like that,
got to shed a tear for that.
Got to shed a tear for that.
So that was absolutely.
beautiful, a beautiful
turnout. However,
it's almost like
it's almost like New York
didn't plan for a parade.
You can't. You can't. Stop it, yo.
Stop, stop, please. Yo, don't interrupt me with
when I finish, y'all go, because I totally
disagree with that. You're going to interrupt this anyway, but go ahead.
No, I'm not, but I totally disagree with. This is New York
City. It's not you can't. It's not you can't. The Liberty might have
had a fucking better ran
parade. Because it wasn't 3 million
people. Move, that's my point.
Move the fucking parade off of the hero, Canyon and Roos.
Move it.
You're in New York City, y'all.
It's inexcusable.
Yeah.
New Yorkers don't go by the fucking financial district.
So what's a better spot?
A fifth half.
Midtown somewhere.
Seventh half.
Midtown Square.
Avenue of America six years.
Yes.
I don't think they wouldn't impact that many businesses like that, too.
It shouldn't have been on a Thursday.
No, it should be.
That's my other point.
Yeah.
I think Brades have to be one of the week.
No.
It fucking don't have to be nothing.
Go get signed off.
The mayor said...
I don't think any city does parades them.
Oh, that's not true.
Because the Thunder or somebody
recently had a parade on the weekend.
The mayor said he wanted to give the team players
families enough time to come in to him.
That's why he picked their...
New York City should not have had a parade
on a Thursday, one, and two,
in the fucking financial district.
It's a mistake.
So we got the better area.
What's the better day?
Saturday?
Saturday.
If you do Saturday, do twice as many people come
because it. Yes. Yes. But if you do it
in Midtown, you can support that. Because they do it
every year. Five million people. They do it
for New Year's. Every year. They do it for the
Basis Day parade every year. That's a good
place. That's not being supporter. They do it for
the jogger race
thing. Yeah, the Midtown.
They can structure a way that
doesn't impede
drivers, people that work there
and it could be from a certain time
from one time to one time. That's the other thing. The time.
Way too short. It was too short.
Way. That little ass
route with all the commotion
53 years of a weight
way too short
add another fucking mouth spread
this shit down add two more mouths
they bugged out with that
I ain't gonna hold you for this to be New York
I was expecting them to I mean
we know the normal route that they run
I'm with you they should have did something a little extra
I'm thinking like how when they shut that shit down
for the marathon and motherfuckers go toward the boroughs
like this is New York City
this the Knit that like y'all
I know y'all count me for going dressing up in the
Nick shit going to the, when you hear
that energy different, like, the Yankees won plenty of times,
the Giants won plenty of times.
For the Knicks to do it, I don't think you could
have properly planned for what was going to turn up.
But they could have did better.
They could have done better.
They could have done better.
Mom Donnie tweeted out Thursday.
Thursday parade.
Yeah, he did.
So you didn't plan.
You didn't plan?
No, no, of course they planned.
And there's no way, be clear, there's no way to throw an event with 2 million plus
people.
it be organized
To a team
You don't even have enough cops
It can be better than that
But there was a better way
It ain't enough nothing
The whole four million
motherfuckers back
And the people in the internet streets
Were really complaining
Because even if you can't see it
If you if it's longer
You have a better chance
To see something
Most people didn't see anything
That's my other thing
About the financial district
Them blocks tiny as hell
They are
They're
They're black
They're
Why are we playing over here?
It was too big of a deal
to the city.
With two million plus
maybe the idea is we want to get these motherfuckers out of here as soon as possible too
so what's the point of having it then you got to have it so we do it from here to here we bring it
the city hall we wrap this up and let people start dispersing the longer you got a crowd that
big there the more potential for some bad shit to happen i'm sorry to cut you up but i want to
respond i feel like the energy you have that should be on when y'all wins sometimes they never
win so it should be a plan to have a good time in my opinion like to me that's energy of like
ugh because we do this all the time you never do it them little tiny ass blocks in the
I understand.
And in the financial district wasn't big enough for the old Brooklyn shophouse.
Yeah.
They had to move Brooklyn Chop House from down there because it was too many niggas.
Also, the Knicks play at MSG, which is like the symbol of the Nix.
That shit should have been over there somewhere.
Yeah, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Now you fucking up the entire midtown.
Yeah, you fucking up time.
I mean, I'm reading that a little bit more.
You mean like it was for the entire final run?
That's at night.
That was totally different.
That was at night.
You're talking about 10 o'clock in the morning.
You talk about the nighttime.
Can't do that, Joe.
This gives me a little more insight.
No, you're bugging.
So it doesn't look like it has to be during the week.
It doesn't look like it has to be.
There's been weekend parades.
Yeah.
So I wanted to clarify that.
I was wrong about that.
But this is the same route that everyone has done for 150 years.
I guess that's the problem.
That's the problem.
That's the problem.
They say modify it.
I get your point.
I'm a little more sympathetic if that's the tradition.
I wouldn't want to be the first team not to do it.
No, we should not be on the same.
that Babe Roof was on.
It's 2026, yo.
The population has changed in the city.
It don't matter.
What I'm saying is, if you pick Fifth Avenue, Midtown,
you still cannot house four million people.
The reason most of the parades work is because they're mobile.
They're moving.
So you got people on 33rd Street.
You got people on 58th Street.
The parade is going to come to them.
When you had that shit stationary, New York
don't have the resources to fit
four million motherfuckers anywhere.
Yes, they do.
They do it for years.
Yes, they do.
New York on a Saturday morning from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
You're giving the people at home or you're giving people the week to plan to not be around that.
And the people that's going to that want to go to that.
And it'll be much more convenient than whatever the fuck they had to deal with at the financial district.
That shit was an absolute mess.
And we should not be on the same route that Mickey Mantle was on.
No, it's 2026. Things have changed also.
But that's not my only problem with this.
None of the players spoke.
Brunson spoke
Brunson spoke
and he can speak
because none of this is possible
without him
he's the captain
he sure gives a shit speech
wasn't the greatest
He's not speech man
It's also censored like crazy
when I was watching it
He ain't a bad job on the beach
Jalen Brunson looked like the guy
who since birth has been raised
to be a stone cold killer
He ain't done nothing but play ball
I hear about talk
He don't the personality
This next team ain't just fucking
blaring
glaring personality.
OG barely said a word
the whole parade.
Josh Hard and his wife were great.
Shout out to Josh Hart and his wife.
I absolutely, I'm so thankful that
we won the championship and there
was no fingers and asses.
Oh no, there was fingers and asses at the parade.
Oh, okay.
I liked her getting some get back
sticking a finger in Josh Hart's ass.
Maybe he waxed.
On some bro shit.
On some bro shit, though.
And he didn't look like he loved it.
He didn't look like he loved it.
So, yeah, but they were fly.
What am I saying?
What am I saying?
Yeah, no Nick spoke.
Like, at the parade, normally,
even if it's a dude on your team that played five minutes,
if he got the personality,
if he's the turn out here,
he's going to come up and get the city turn.
Why didn't we hear from Carl Anthony Towns?
I don't know.
That is a mistake.
They might not.
Alvav.
Alvarado.
Arvado.
Arvado.
You're okay.
confuse me.
Alvarado had the most important eight points.
Honestly,
I might have ever seen scored.
He's living every New York kid's dream being from New York.
He was just in the Puerto Rican Day parade.
He had a black.
He had a black.
Dog, yeah, put him, let's hear from somebody from New York.
He sugar smoke as a native New Yorker.
Instead, y'all got this political, whatever homeboy name is.
I don't know who he was or what he did, the New York director of some shit.
Yeah.
The New York director of some bullshit that nobody cares about.
He up there saying we owe Mike Brown an apology.
Nickers, shut the fuck up.
No, we don't.
We might owe Tibbs in apology.
Mike Brown, even if we did, even if we do owe Mike Brown apology,
now is not the place to say that.
And you follow that out by calling Jalen Brunson, Jalen Brown.
That's awkward.
Sit him down.
Sit him down.
That's awkward.
Yeah.
Mom Donnie, though.
He smoked.
Mom Donnie.
Wow.
I cried.
He's on a run.
He's on a run of speeches.
He's good at that.
I hate when people talk shit about him
because I think he's such a great speaker.
He's great.
He's an amazing speaker.
Can I ask a dumb girly question or do we have to wait?
Go ahead.
One of those players, their father was an NBA chasing for the Knicks.
Yes.
Brunson.
So Brunson's father was a Nick.
Yeah.
And he never got close or they did get close.
He was in the finals.
He was in the finals.
He played in 99.
Against the Spurs.
And his dad played for Temple.
He was a Philly.
He was like Philly-Kennett.
Okay.
Sorry,
And he's a coach on the next now.
Shut up.
Yeah, yeah.
And I also notice that they're all light skin.
I have a problem with that.
There's a lot of light skins on that team.
Yeah, what's up?
Like, that's not cool.
Hey, listen, they got the job.
I get rid when I'm mad 33.
That's the NBA now, though.
The bunch of high yellow niggas?
Yeah.
Compared to when we grew up?
Privilege.
There's a lot of jailings.
Privilege.
I just watched a great documentary about the jailblazers.
Hold on, but real quick.
Oh, you're about to play Mumdani's speech?
Yeah, I'm trying.
I'm funny.
Because that Mom Dani's speech to me was,
one of the best epic epic amazing
when this city comes together it is because we are forced to
by a moment of tragedy or adversity what a gift it is
to be brought together by pure unfiltered joy
but let's not pretend that this was inevitable
if you will allow me I want to travel back in time eight days
game four nine minutes and thirty three seconds left in the fourth quarter
talk about it the nicks are down 20 talk about it
The analytics guys, the sports betting companies, the pundits who watch from far away,
they do what they do.
They run the numbers.
They calculate the odds.
They write the Knicks off.
They give the Spurs a 99.6% chance of winning the game.
A 99.6% chance of tying up the series 2-2.
Of reclaiming the momentum with the next game in San Antonio.
But there is one thing that the pundits just don't get about this team.
That they just don't get about this city.
It is in that point four percent that we go to work.
It is in that point four percent that Jalen Brunson,
the same guy that so many said was too small,
proves that not only is he good enough,
he is the new standard for greatness.
Talk heavy.
Let's go. Talk about it.
Watch as the ball float from the top of the arc
and start running toward the basket fingers
reaching towards the heavens.
It is in that point four percent
that Carl Anthony.
towns got two fouls
find the strength to mourn his mother and still pull in rea
I was crying but I'm already crying
blowing up in like New York City
what is New York if not your back up against the wall
a dream that feels just out of reach a rent payment you don't know how you'll ever make
what is New York if not 99.6% of the world stacked against you
you. And who are New Yorkers
if not people who hear those odds
and smile? Percent chance
of success and ask, why are you giving
me a head start?
Smoked.
Looked.
Listen, and his speech was
nine minutes. That was just a small
portion of the greatness. He wouldn't
shout out to old nigs. That's the part
I like. Yeah. Yeah. Marcus
Camp being them. And then, and then,
and then, in pure Nick
fashion, Dolan
gets up there right after him.
right after him and totally shits on that amazing speech.
Talk about, if you're a real Nick fan, you don't need.
I'm not going to shout out any old names because y'all were there, you know already.
I don't need to be elected or whatever.
I'm not looking for votes.
You don't have to vote for me.
Like, yo, dog.
And the day before the parade, he doing every interview saying that he's trying not,
he's not trying to hit the second apron, which understandable as an owner.
but right before the parade
we got to start talking about
who we're not bringing back.
I understand as an owner
wanting to keep your money, right?
It's a business.
But it's a little crazy
to hear the two narratives at the same time.
Celebrate Jalen Brunson
for taking $100 million pay cut
as the owner
and then say,
but I'm not spending no extra money
to win the championship
but thank you for that $100 million,
Jalen, that's fucked up.
It's just as a narrative.
Agreed.
It's fucked up.
It's nasty.
Well, I'm not going to say,
well, I'm not going to do that to Dolin.
I'm not going to say,
he's unwilling to spend extra money.
Second apron just applies to how the money's allocated.
The Knicks still have the second highest payroll.
I'm just saying how it looks.
I'm saying it's as a narrative as I'm supposed to say as a narrative.
The shit is tacky, bro.
That's what I'm trying to say.
It's hard.
It's hard.
It's hard.
It's a bad.
Wait till next week.
It's a bad.
You're going to say that right now.
You don't want to say that.
You just won the championship.
You've earned the trust.
But saying it like that just looks bad.
I agree.
Yeah.
Then you all take Patrick Ewing's jersey.
which is retired.
It's not funny.
And give it, I'm not laughing.
That shit is horrible.
And give it to Dylan Jones.
Mm-hmm.
Two-time champion Dylan Jones, first two years in the league.
So it was a typo.
Not the day four typeo.
It's like, come on.
You know what would help with typos?
More preparation, better planning.
Better planning.
Now.
I'm sorry, misprint, not a typo.
But same shit.
Back to, I don't want to shit on this because I cried the whole time.
It was beautiful to see.
It was just some, if we.
We happen to win it again sometime in the future.
Just a few things that we could tweak is all.
But back to me-loving New Yorkers,
top five New York moments at the parade.
Come on, let's go.
Let's start out like, let's start out like.
I got one.
You know, no, this is a group project.
Okay.
We're going to start out like homeboy that ran from the cops.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yes.
Olympics.
What?
Olympics.
I watched that video.
A little cop.
The comeback was ill.
The comeback was it.
But did you see how we hop the gate?
The gate hopped.
How we hopped the gate let you know,
oh, you're dealing with a pro.
Yeah, I'm not losing this.
He didn't lose no speed.
I'm not doing to juice.
Right.
Yeah.
He was absolutely amazing.
You know, he was absolutely amazing.
And the genius of him to immediately dispersing the crowd.
Hit the crowd.
This is a professional nigga that runs from cops.
You hear of the crowd that big.
There I said you're lame.
It's too easy to get away right now.
Yeah, you know what time of work.
Second, second for me.
We start now, light still.
Shout out to Ty Lille.
I've seen you gotten a little scuffle out there.
I was shaking a little.
I liked it.
Absolutely loved it.
I don't know what y'all was fighting about,
but good to see a New York nigger there,
swing on some nigger for no reason.
New York moment.
And then have your security pound him out.
That's my favorite thing about you streaming.
niggas. Your security, get the pound of niggas out. That was absolutely beautiful.
Third, hate that we have to do this on Juneteen. Homeboy that was sucking on the white foot.
Ah.
Homeboy was sucking on the white foot. Did anybody here see homeboy sucking on the white foot? I saw that. I saw that. I saw that. I saw that. I blame this.
You blame me for what? That's your footniggins. You speak for the foot. Yeah, yeah, you
the foot.
Yeah, but you got to suck on a black foot on June team.
No, don't, or don't suck no foot at the parade, maybe.
Maybe not at the parade.
Maybe just don't suck no toes at the parade.
A lot of standing.
I got every one of them saying.
So don't, no, no word.
No, I'll find it.
It's nasty.
This one's next.
It's absolutely disgusting.
Right, now I'm fine.
I see this.
Some girl was standing on the thing.
She was on the float.
And the dude literally pulled her sock off and start
putting her whole foot.
It's disgusting.
Disgusting.
That's disgusting.
Yeah.
New York?
Unless you in the feet.
Not even.
But you don't know.
Not even,
if you're in the feet,
you ain't got to know her.
Oh, shit.
You're just talking random foot?
Oh, shit.
I'm just asking a question, bro.
You know what?
You know what?
Whoever this fella is right into the pie,
we need to talk to you for research.
Message me at, don't call me white girl.
Two E's into me.
He's in that shit, too.
Don't call me white girl.
This is a hug.
Because I'm going to like to do it.
Some interview for research
You gotta do this now
You're gonna do this now
You gotta do this now you got to do body
You look good now you can't fuck him
You look good on some broshshish
These feet still look like they look
Right in
Can't get the feet dead? Right in
Ain't nothing wrong with that
It's research, Barton
I'm a fucking broadcaster
nigga
Next up
Homeboy that came back
Yes
Yeah got to be
Which one?
Came back from the dead
Homeboy
Oh yeah yeah
He was unconscious
Yeah
He was out cold
He was out like a light
Like a light
Good New Yorkers around him
They said they had to hit him with an arcane
Yeah
Yeah the girl had an arcane
Yeah
The good New Yorkers brought him back to life
And you know
And as soon as he got back to life
He went for the school
I'm here
I'm here now
He went he went for some sugar
Oh you never said
Oh I got you
See I didn't like
I didn't like the criticism
That he got
Because we grew up watching Superman
Save the girl
And the girl kiss the Superman
Like he was just
You just how I mean
Repaying
You just how to repay his debt
She gave that nigga all ear.
She could have kissed them back.
No.
Oh, no, she really restrained.
Okay, I like her.
She's a gang-ass kid.
She saved his life, yeah.
Now I got a second chance that life, nigga, tomorrow I'm not kidding.
Give me this kiss.
You write in two.
We want to interview y'all.
And it's because of you?
You can't wake right up to the essay on the essay tip.
You got a little puppet on you.
You got a little muptan.
It's not romantic with a star can.
That's fucked up.
This girl.
That might be the rules, though.
She has a little ass on her.
And last.
But certainly not least.
Come on, take it away, Mona.
My favorite moment, oh my God.
There was a beautiful black queen twerking on a street light, I think it was.
Where do we think she was from?
I guessed the Bronx.
Oh, that's the Bronx.
That's the Bronx.
It's the Bronx, my nigga.
I'm going to say Bronx or Jersey.
No, no, that's the Bronx.
She's twerking, giving her all nice, big old stanky donkey, my favorite.
There's a girl, and I couldn't figure out was the girl her girlfriend?
No.
The girl just offended because her kids were there,
but the girl is climbing up and punching her on the ass to get her to stop.
The girl with the stinky donkey ignores her for the most part.
Keeps stuttering news.
At one point, she busts a split on the pole.
That's talent, no matter where you're from.
For sure.
Then finally, she gets real boxes, gets off of the pole, eight pieces, the thin, slim gym.
They jump back up there, pull pads down, all-cellulized stinky donkey.
You, my good sister, are queen.
Well now, because when she was climbing down, when she was climbing down, the girl wouldn't move.
The white girl tried to move her foot.
She wouldn't move.
To fall, make her fall.
Yeah, she tried to move her foot.
And that's when Shorty Duop had enough.
Had enough.
But she was hurting.
You don't know too much.
Who if you were, if you were assessing the situation, wouldn't have been the bitch you'd have been trying to try.
That bitch was diesel.
She had arms.
Not weighing 70 pounds.
It took me a second to figure out that that was indeed a girl.
Same.
I still have questions, quite frankly, but, I mean, salute.
Do, she was sitting there doing pull-ups
like she was one of the bartenders.
The Harlem bartenders.
Just on some chill shit, like just for fun she's on.
Boy, she took that girl with one arm.
Her arm deeds were like this.
Tossed on some New York.
And then got, and then she did the whole, like,
Mona's saying, twerk, let's see some ass now.
Got to show some ass.
Yeah, got to pop up.
All jokes inside though, she was being assaulted.
That girl wasn't smacking her ass like,
Oh, she was punching her.
She was punching her.
Really weak punches.
She started punching her after the girl threw her ass on the ground.
Yeah.
The girl threw her on the ground first.
So, but.
You got to, you got to.
Why did the girl throw her on the ground?
You ain't see the whole thing.
But what was the girl responding to her throwing on the ground?
I'm about to tell you.
The bigger girl was higher up on the light pole.
Uh-huh.
She was trying to get down.
The slim girl was sitting on like, almost like a step
where the girl could have used that to get down.
Right.
The skinny girl wouldn't move.
Okay.
So when the girl,
started getting down, she literally had put her foot on a thing.
The girl moved over, like to block her foot.
And tried to push her foot off.
Yes, like push her foot off.
I was like, asking for it.
That's my point.
White people sometimes don't know when they're asking for her ass with her.
That was my point is she started it.
No, the slim girl started.
So when the big girl got to where she could get her footing, she literally.
Well, no, first she let her go.
Let her let her.
I'm just going to shake some ass here.
Then the girl started trying to hit her shit.
No, she threw the girl off the thing before she started shaking ass.
She threw the girl.
And then when a girl, the slim girl started trying to punch her.
She tried to pull her down.
The big girl wouldn't move.
Somebody tells me he did more research than us on this edge.
Yeah, clearly.
I just feel like you really got down to the bottom.
I feel like I think you found that girl's personal page already.
He followed her.
Me?
For sure.
Got it.
For research.
No doubt.
But that's what happened.
What's a broo shit?
And that little slim girl got her head knocked.
She got her welcome to New York.
She got a welcome to view of her.
She was begging to get some.
Some type of, and I'm with Joe,
white people don't know where the line's drawn.
Culturally, certain things we don't do.
Like, even when just
why'd you park here, what are you doing?
It's like, mind your fucking business.
This is me, that's you, and
you aren't the police and you're not the parking
authority or you're not the housing authority.
It's always like. Just mind your business.
And there's a lot of people that that may fly
with, none of them is Bronx bitches.
Not at all. Not at all.
When I saw the video, I was like,
see, this is the beautiful thing about New York.
It's the big melting part
You never know who you're next to it.
But some white people
That move out here
That's not really familiar with the surroundings
Things to think it's just
Yeah like you can't just be that brand of white
There's a New York brand of white
They can't, that other shit, you can't do that.
She got learned real quick
Yeah but I felt bad.
I didn't.
Why?
Sometimes you get what you asking for you.
She got a PhD.
Sometimes you get exactly what you asking for
You went there thinking you could pull
white shit and blah blah blah okay well now you're gonna get a little present welcome to new york city
go next all that's awesome in the front of this shit you're you cool man this is a big time recording
we can hear whatever you know that's not how yeah oh and check the niggins um what was i
i saying what was i saying what was i saying what was i was talking about um getting what she asked for
oh no and if you watch the video there's a white guy in the front holding this baby so i
I watched him a bunch of times.
And the frantic look on his face
and when he gets in a protective dad mode
and just trying to get...
I did feel bad.
It's kids out there and there's going to be
some real shit going on.
If y'all had small kids, sorry.
If y'all had small kids, if y'all had small kids,
I would...
Absolutely not.
I wouldn't go to big kids.
I told you.
I just told my neighbor.
I'm talking to this kids.
Don't take no kids out there, bro.
The closest I would get
is if you could get an Airbnb or something
with a deck.
People look down.
Or even just windows.
Have you worked around there?
You had a corporate office access.
You could watch it from a corporate office window looking down.
Other than that, I'm cool.
I'm not going to be around them by myself.
It's unfortunate, but it's just these days and times,
those big groups is too much shooter thing for me first.
So it's like, yeah.
That's the first thing I thought about.
Like, when my neighbor, I'm like, your fair.
Thank God.
Yes.
And shouts to New York.
Shouts to the NYPD.
Shouts to anybody who kept it, you know.
I mean, you had you.
Man, it happened.
No.
What are you talking about?
Not to the level of shit.
Not to the level of shit that could have happened.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
That's what we're talking about.
It was pretty cool, yeah.
It was regular New York shit.
And then he's going to do some fuck shit.
What happens here, you know, a lot.
With crowds and stuff.
Because that's the first thing I thought about.
I'm like, yo, I was trying to talk him out of taking his kids.
I'm like, yo, something happened.
And God forbid you lose hand to one.
It's a crowd running.
Now what?
Like, yo, the type of crowds are not the children.
is what the city got to think about
and plan for and all of that stuff.
You couldn't bring no bags.
Nigger could be coming over on a ferry
with a book bag.
All of those things they got to account for.
We settled.
We got it.
We did it.
We finished.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations to the Knicks.
Absolutely love it.
I love this shit for New York, man.
Me too.
I'm outside with y'all.
I'm outside this weekend.
Fuck it, man.
It's like it's birthday of a kid.
Yo, I'm so not used to my team playing all the way to the end.
Fuck me up and they was like the draft is next week.
Yo, I understand.
I'm like, goddamn.
They ain't got nothing to do with y'all.
You have to do?
We got the 24th pick, the 31st pick.
No, I'm just saying your hopes don't, like,
for those of us who need the draft.
I'm just saying y'all in a good place,
you don't have to worry about the draft.
I mean, with the owner talking the second apron sheet.
You might be that's true.
Might need that drive.
Yeah, sure no.
Oh, lastly, I'm sorry.
I'm done with the parade.
I'm done with everything.
But them getting my man on the reverse racism tip,
Tyler Colick?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
They played...
He said me so on.
I don't know if that was real.
I didn't research it that deep.
I could have been fake.
I don't know if he's so.
But Tyler Colick was just running, having a good time trying to enjoy the parade.
But he did, I mean...
He looked fan.
You should know who he is, though.
As the police.
As a police, you should know the Nick players.
All the way down the bench, you should know the Nick players.
Like, they should have briefed you all about that.
Right.
Huh?
You need to know these champs.
Well, this is the one place.
where everybody should know Tyler Colick.
Yes.
At the Knicks championship parade.
But he is a rookie.
He is 5'11 and he looks like Spider-Man in the face.
So, but yeah, that was funny.
It was.
New York is funny, man.
New York, I'm going to put on the show.
New York, thank you, yo.
Word.
Thank you to the Knicks, but thank you to New York.
Absolute movie.
Hey, let's do this again sometime.
Same time next.
year. Tatum finally hit me. Yeah.
What he said?
What he said?
I don't know.
I don't know what he said, but he said something.
Oh, y'all did it. It's your day. Fine.
I don't know what he said.
Did he ask for our shoe sizes?
Huh?
Did he ask for his shoes sizes?
No, but y'all got to give me your shoe sizes.
Because now he's posting his sneakers.
Some of them is heat.
I'd be thinking when niggas asked for everybody's shoe size that they about to send over some
Trudash.
I'm like, if it was hot, nigga, I'll buy it.
I checked the commercial. You ain't got to send me nothing.
That's not true.
When I got your shoes, the shit that Vince had thought we got.
It's heat.
Let us be the judge of that.
I don't care if you ashamed to me, is.
I don't give a fuck, niggas.
And where are you going to have to work, nigga?
Wimbledon.
What I tell you?
Hey, now that are we done with that, let's get into the real shit.
Where the fuck do you think you are headed young man after work?
Didn't I say that to you when it was just us right there?
I said, you got your whole shit on.
Where are you going?
You don't get home.
No, you're not.
Whenever you match, whenever you match and your knees not asheets.
No, the sneakers.
No, the sneakers.
I don't match.
When you match and your knees greasy, I don't know what's up.
Your knees are moisturized.
It's mad giveaways.
It's mad.
The glasses is a giveaway.
Number one.
You know the Cardi's is automatic.
When you go one A on the top and taper the top of the side burn, I know the streets is in trouble.
When he tapered this part right here, the colorful kicks, the aqua blue,
You don't know what TikTok said.
What?
TikTok said I made his hair grow in.
You did?
TikTok said you did what?
I made his hair grow back from the joy I brung on.
Oh, they're wrong.
They said it was a bunch of stress and drama before I got here,
and he has not smiled this hard on his pod in a while because of me.
That's the type of energy I can see that.
I bring a certain energy to you niggas.
He used to smell a lot.
Yes.
So where are you going though?
Yeah, you're a problem, bro.
These niggas are ignorant, bro.
You look good.
Thank you, boss.
You do look good.
We out.
I'll change, big on some broshed.
On some broshed.
I changed my clothes.
What's up?
Going home.
Ain't no way you want home with new socks on.
Niggas don't wear new socks for the crib.
This shit's just brand-in-room.
The motherfuckers white at the bottom.
Your motherfuckers ain't got a spot of dust, no black stained nothing.
Them socks ain't for the white man.
She got you.
Yeah, them socks ain't for the toddler fingers.
Them ain't for cheese, doodles and shit.
That's brand new side.
That's bitch.
This is how I come.
This nigga headed to a racetrack or some shit.
He's going somewhere.
He's going to be.
Go to bat.
right now.
Yeah.
That's a better of the horse family.
He's going outside.
And I think it's Jack and new.
You go to an alpine golf club?
That's what I'm going on.
But you got a meeting.
He might have a bitch up here.
You getting back into that cocaine?
It wouldn't be no meeting.
You look like you sell drugs.
Oh, man.
All you need is a blue ski.
All you need is a blue ski.
Wholeseller.
Ain't no hand in the hand for my boy.
Hey, hey.
Wholeseller bricks.
Shit.
As days of calling back in the day.
We'll be June team for you.
Yeah, Juneteen.
Exactly.
Briggs!
There's different representations of niggas, okay?
And we represent those ones with the bricks.
Keep going on, fellas.
I forgot now.
What time is it?
Diana Ross want to be the only one reporting stuff.
Our favorite time at the show.
We the fucking Supremes.
It's a lot of stuff going on here.
There is.
Do you guys want to hear from me?
Do you want to go to prize bics?
I would like this one.
Yeah, you can answer this one.
Now it's time for our favorite part of the show.
Prize space.
Mona shut that prize bag.
All right, the NBA finals are over and there's one team standing at the end of it.
Yo, all you people all over the world, they're so sick of me talking about the Knicks, I feel you.
I feel you.
You're not wrong.
But you're not wrong
But it's been 53 years, man
I was going to get this shit off
And this is a New York slash New Jersey
Base pod
We keep telling you it's electric over here
What the fuck you think is going on?
What do you all want us to do?
It's a different thing
It's absolutely
It is a lituation as we used to say
Remember that era?
The litigation
Fucking fad brought a lot of bullshit errors
You got to talk about it one day
So the finals are over the Knicks one
But WMBA still in effect
baseball still in effect
the World Cup
still in effect
shit by this time
USA might be 2-0 who knows
but is you got your last ticket
wrong I did
I mean you did
they keep they keep track
no whatcha gonna call it
start getting blown out so they pulled everybody
oh I don't care
oh that's cool I don't care
I care about when it's right or wrong
so as soon as Ish send it over
I'm gonna give y'all some new shit
to lose money to
Now, prize picks next month will send me a proper ad read.
All this is off the dome.
Y'all know after every major football or basketball event,
prize picks is unavailable for a few weeks.
They got to count.
They are a little busy right now.
They are counting and rightfully so.
Leave them good people alone.
I let you all clean up, huh?
You all, who?
You niggas.
No.
No, we did not clean up.
Well, I'll speak for myself.
I'll speak for me.
Even though all that sports, fans fair, being a fan of team shit,
that shit is for children, yo.
Like, on some black boy joy shit, we root for teams.
We had dads that rooted for a team.
We grew up sports.
As an adult, yo, you believe in the team, and the team is public.
Bidstock and the team.
Easiest thing that a Knicks fan could have done at the beginning of their season
is Bidstock and MSG.
They public?
Yeah.
Yeah, the Knicks are public.
We fucking going to them games talking about some entertainment.
Those niggas is in there playing.
They're not rooting for a team.
Yeah.
They're not rooting for a team.
So, yeah, that along with, if you believe in the team,
along the playoff run, people got money, yo.
People got money.
After this prize big shit, I'm going to tell you how much money somebody else lost.
Let's see.
All right.
Ish, I still don't have pigs.
Are you sending them?
I sent them already.
It's a drawer.
I say Andrew, right?
We got to wait a little, I'm serious.
Like a minute or something.
Sometimes you gotta restart your phone.
You know what I'm there, right?
Yeah, probably turn your phone on and off.
It's a drawer.
Oh shit, it's right to turn the Wi-Fi.
Huh?
Yeah.
What's that?
Oh, shit, I ain't sending it.
He's an older guy.
He's a older guy.
You know, you know, you know, I?
He unk a little.
Yeah, it does definitely.
He upped and he got new shit on, so you know he discombobulated.
He has to do a little extra shit to get dressed this morning.
All right.
Ish is good.
going with Andrew Reese, who went off the other day.
Andrew Reese for more than
14 and a half points. Oh, yes.
Alyssa Thomas, for less than
32 and a half points rebounds
and assists. Alia Boston for
more than 17 points and page
Bucker for more than
22 points and
assists. That is the ish picks
of the week. Again,
lead them good folks at probably speaks alone, man.
They're going to need a few weeks.
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J.B.P.
Even that code that Shannon
give you all at the end of his shit.
Just use my shit.
We don't need that. We need it.
Yo, it's a few other niggins
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Don't use them shit.
Please use them shit. Please use.
J. B.P.
It's so simple.
It is so simple.
I don't even know what Shannon.
Fuck with the cool kids.
Like, clearly.
Yeah, I went out to L.A.
I went out to L.A.
I went out to L.A.
With a BJ.
See my good.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
I flew back on a PJ.
Okay.
Ah.
I flew down.
Commercial.
What was in that platter?
On the way back.
Yes.
It looked like something that had white and.
It was some Mexican shit.
Okay.
It was some Mexican shit.
I wanted to go to Bostonova and get the motherfucking food so they could heat it up late on the private jet.
But we settled for some fucking Mexican spot that was close to the airport.
So it wasn't really.
Whose fucking idea was that?
It wasn't really like that.
I'd tell you something.
Every time I go to L.A., I remember how much I hate L.A.
I hate L.A.
Do you?
I absolutely.
Let me tell you something.
I had a 9 o'clock flight.
I feel like I feel like I never went home from the last part.
Last part, I left y'all.
I go straight to the airport
for a late night flight,
nine o'clock flight,
laying out there at midnight.
The stupid nigga come on at the
intercom at the end of the flight.
I slept the whole flight.
Best ones.
They don't know.
No, I do that.
The plane engine is putting me to sleep.
I don't know nothing that's going on.
So they had to avoid a storm
that was in the air.
So we was up there 90 minutes longer than,
I wouldn't know.
I was sleeping.
90 minutes longer?
Oh, that's horrible.
Not when you get a good sleep.
Word.
Not when you get a good sleep.
I don't know.
Nothing going on there.
I ain't care about nothing.
We could have died.
I'd have been perfectly fine.
I'd have been fine.
I wouldn't know.
How'd be asleep?
That's why I go to sleep on the plane.
Anyway, we land.
Homeboy talking about something.
Yo, you, it's 12.
It's midnight.
Yo, when you get off the plane,
you're going to take a long walk over the terminal such and such.
And there'll be a bus.
You're going to wait for the bus.
And the bus is going to take you all the way to terminal,
such and such.
And then Carousel 1.
You know, at midnight, dog,
Don't nobody want to do all that shit
Everything closed
You can't even buy or steal an apple juice
Yeah
The late night flights
The people that work the airports
Are home
Right
You don't think about
You don't be thinking about that
Yeah
I flew down JetBlue
What's first class JetBlue
What's the name of it?
Mosake
Some shit
Mosake
Mosake closed like a motherfucker at around 8 p.m.
It's nothing worse
than the airport
When everything closed
It sucks
I'm in there with all the niggas
That couldn't get in the World Cup
families
yo
them niggas
the luggage
you could tell
off the
just read between
like I can't say it
but the niggins that could
the
nah
I'm in the line
with that shit
on good cologne
all types of
World Cup rejects
in the motherfucker
they couldn't get in
for shit
terrible
no for real
one nigga was
running late
he tried to tell
a white lady
like she cared
hey my flight is
in 15 minutes
it's
sir
So do you have the ticket the baggage ticket?
Because this all we do here bag would drop.
See right there bag drop when white people get in their bag.
You have a bag just drop it.
That's it.
That's the end.
Anyway, I forgot what I was saying.
Say you hate L.A.
Oh, so we get to L.A.
We get L.A.
This is my story to y'all.
Curation is dead.
Now, curation maybe has been dead.
It's been done, yeah, it's been done.
But as a curator, maybe I'm slow to notice.
Sure.
Or it hasn't hit a place where it impacts my world dramatically.
But my eyes been on this from, I've been watching the real estate fast food stories that have been breaking, right?
I don't know if y'all's saying Pizza Hut.
Pizza Hut is coming back.
They're going back to the old school shit, salad bar.
Oh, good.
You know, like Pizza Hut was when we grew up.
But the story there is that all of these private equity,
the same shit just happened in real estate,
are buying just like a box and slapping Taco Bell,
slapping, because if you can't pay it,
then they could just quickly remove you,
remove the Taco Bell and put something else.
And Taco Bell's killing, so I don't mean them.
But you notice all the fast food shit is just like a box.
Yeah.
It makes sense.
It's curation.
Okay.
It's curation dying.
So anyway, we pull up to the Mondrian.
Love the Mondrian.
The Mondrian, I've had some of the best nights in my life
in the Mondrian.
I'm certain one of y'all have to, but I'm going to say it
because you're all in relationships.
I've had a good time.
Yeah, at the Mondrian, right?
Is you ever been to the Mondrian?
No.
Is you ever been to the Mondrian?
Well, you don't really be in L.A.
Mark, you have been to Miami?
Joe.
Is the Mondrian in Miami?
Yes.
I'm talking about the one in L.A.
Mark, you ever been the one in L.A.?
Nope.
Good times.
Can even spell it.
That's some of the best times in the world.
about that is the Mondrian and that vibe, if you're unfamiliar, the dude who co-founded Studio 54
started a, he got into the hotel business and the Mondrian was his. So that vibe was there.
Like when you walk in, that scent that a hotel sprays, that's important to me.
No, they have their own. Sorry that these are the small things that you never knew mattered until they start to strip it away.
But the Mondrian is no longer the Mondrian.
It's now a Hilton property.
No shit.
The Mondrian is a Hilton property now called some the Saldorian or some shit.
I'm fucking the name up on purpose because I ain't shouting them out.
But something that's supposed to sound like it got about the Saladorian.
Some exotic sound.
So you walk in, they don't change the whole lobby.
The front desk look like some Hilton bullshit.
They don't put a fax machine right by where you first walk in.
They put a desk over here.
It looked like whitewashed corporate numbers people came in to cut overhead and it looks a mess in there.
So I get to the room, they changed the art, they changed the Mondrian bathrooms, all that sexy, see-through shit, you're done, it's over.
They changed balconies.
The people that would stay, it wasn't no vibe.
What about the club?
The little outdoor shit is not outdoor no more.
Oh, dear.
It's indoor.
That was the vibe
That's where me and Ian used to go
For a little coffee and the escorts used to come
Pull up and you used to have a blast
Nika, that was a vibe. It was
It's indoor now. The way used to pull up?
The escorts.
Oh, great.
Bye!
Yes.
Where there's tourism, there's escorts.
You heard what's going on with the World Cup out here, right?
I didn't make sure.
Oh yeah, they got the bitches.
No, they didn't get all of them.
They got eight of them.
They got eight of them.
They didn't scratch the surface.
They got eight of them.
A whole eight, huh?
A whole eight.
Eight million left.
Fuck you talk about,
digger, ride up Route 3.
Shit, nigga, my ass was wax.
I'd be...
I'd be up there getting some money.
They said,
or down the street from my studio,
they were staying in the whole town.
Some of them World Cup niggas.
Who knew?
Gold.
Score.
What fuck you talk about, digger?
But it just made me sad that the Mondrian is done.
Then I had to do a trip down memory lane.
to all of the places that I had the most fun in my life at
that just no longer exists.
Can you understand why, though?
Yeah, but I'm trying to think of what I can do
to change that or fix it
or be a part of the solution.
If this trend continues, yeah, yeah.
If this trend continues,
what are the kids gonna have?
Nigan, no, Montrean.
Yeah, there's no flavor to it.
What are the kids?
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
No, if you go out to sunset.
No, they got no shit.
Yeah, he don't, it was a,
He might think I'm playing it.
It was a block from CNN, so that's how I knew it was.
Niga, the Mondrian-Katana run,
when you had to run right up the street
to do the little red dot.
You know, I mean?
Pink dot.
I mean, pink dot.
You know why you had to go to the pink dot.
Wait till Amon to get here.
He's gonna tell you.
What's the pink dot?
The pink dot is the little bodega.
It's a little store right up the street
in walking distance, one block up.
This, nigger, what's the pink dot?
Yeah.
That's what niggas had to, and they open, too,
when you need them to be open.
Yeah.
Just in case you need something.
Rubbers.
In case you caught something slipping.
You know what I mean?
Rubbers.
I think you don't use rubber.
Oh, got you.
Especially.
Just something.
Different.
Just sometimes.
This guy.
I just started using rubbers again.
See what that's like.
Did they change them?
Did technology do something to them?
By now you should be able to feel some pussy.
Yeah.
So, you, yo.
Hold up now.
We hear now.
By now, by now the condoms should come with a little chip or some shit.
This would
really feel like.
Yeah.
They fucking robots
and shit.
Fix the condoms.
I mean,
one thing is to use them.
This country
don't really want
everybody to use condoms
at all.
They don't.
At all.
Not now.
Population.
It's the opposite.
The growth is
down.
They ain't been.
White people
started mass murdering
blacks again
because too many
white people
are using gondoms.
Think about that.
Locking their ass up.
Why is that always
they answer
to mass murder us?
It's fuck more.
That's it.
Niggas shoot the club up.
God damn.
Not us.
It's nothing you can do, though.
Shoot the club up, not schools.
Even if they start fucking, it's inevitable.
Like, it's over for them.
They know.
That's why they change in all this shit.
It's over for them.
And they can't catch poppy.
Anyway, it just made me sad.
It made me sad that curation is dying,
and that's the end.
I don't have a little.
long drawn it just fucked up what they did to them
I'm sad that run is over I ain't been
then they opened some new shit right next to
Katana some new sushi
Japanese shit right next to Katana
get something in a suggestion box let them know that you're not
happy I'm never want to go to LA
so I get to the hotel at
130 call time on on set
is 8 o'clock
8 a.m. is 50 minutes away
so I go on set
you know I'm on time we do the shit
and immediately after right back on the
private jet that's my LA trip for you
So did you take a nap?
You didn't get on tacos?
If call time was eight, you got there at 7.15, right?
I'm not a taco guy.
What do you name on?
If call time is eight, you got there like 7.30 because you're an early person.
Yeah.
So if it's a 50-been ride in me, you had to leave a hotel by 6.30.
You got at 1-30.
Did you nap?
Or did you just get ready?
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no.
Also, why do you hate L.A., though?
As long as you just got into, it's curation and, like, there.
It's not, it's not L.A.
It's not L.A. It's, uh, transplant.
It's transplants.
It's people that's not from L.A.
overpopulating L.A.
like...
But I heard that's all it is.
That's all it is.
That's not all it is.
I don't know.
I'm saying what I don't know.
That's not all.
L.A. people get mad
when you start...
If you don't know where to go.
If you start...
Yeah, L.A. people get mad when you start
shitting on L.A. in certain ways
because they'll tell you it's the...
It's not us.
Yeah.
Like, you know where we at.
If you're at the good...
Go up.
Go to the valley.
Go over here.
Yeah.
You got to get with L.A.
people.
but just L.A. on the tourist
areas here.
Yeah, it's over.
It's over for that.
And everybody in L.A., I say this all the time,
the transplants,
they out there aspiring to be something.
So that means that whatever they're doing,
they're real bad at it.
So when you order your pancakes,
it's an actor.
It's an aspiring actor.
That's coming to drop the plague,
spit in it,
go to a steakhouse.
There's going to be some nigger
that want to be a director
that's coming up to you.
It's like, this is a mess,
Nick.
I want to see regular humans.
I love L.A.
I like that.
In spurts.
I couldn't live there.
I was in L.A. like, I used to live there like halftime,
maybe like 10 years ago.
I loved every bit of it.
Well, you're phony enough to fit in.
Everybody can't be as genuine as you, Joe.
It's the wintertime.
I like being in the wintertime.
I don't like the snow and all that shit.
So you go there, you can exercise,
you can go for runs in the morning, get good food.
Oh, that's the other thing.
L.A. weather is the most overblown shit in the universe.
What do you mean?
It's a misconception.
It's not true.
Oh, I heard that.
People think it's warmer than it is, especially at night.
It's warmer.
here in the morning.
Yeah.
It is over there.
The sun ain't coming up over there.
The day don't start over there until noon.
It's a desert.
It's a cold.
It's a desert.
Right.
It gets really cold.
The best time to be in LA to me is like November to like April.
I had a, that was, I had the time of my life.
I just missed black people.
I didn't see enough black people.
I was actually staying off sunset.
So I was always right there.
That was my experience in San Diego.
But like LA, just Cali period.
It's energy.
It just makes me feel like.
Yeah, the energy and it.
It ain't.
It's a lot.
I like it.
A lot.
I love it out there.
Every part. San Diego, the only, when I did the show over there, the only black people I saw, like, over the weekend, because I brought my daughter to make it like a weekend thing. Every black person I saw over the weekend at the music parks and shit were at the show. There was no, like, just niggas out there. Like, the niggas came to see the show.
See, I love San Diego.
San Diego's nice.
I absolutely love San Diego. It's third on my places I would move to.
Really?
You would move to San Diego? I mean, the weather's perfect, but I just missed the people. In a New York minute. I love the people's in Diego.
What's number one or two?
Seattle.
Seattle's nicest fuck.
Seattle is going to be up there for you.
Seattle is all in.
Seattle is all in.
I'm late with Seattle.
You hit me to Seattle, remember?
Seattle is fire.
Seattle is all the way fire.
Seattle is all the way fire.
There's music.
There's food.
It's swans.
It's a nightlife.
There's women.
There are studios.
There are good people.
There's rain.
There's music festivals in the summertime.
There's all types of fly.
Just music-y shit in Seattle.
I absolutely love it.
And Seattle got something to say in terms of
fucking production,
production.
A lot of artists out there.
A lot of art.
A lot of dope work.
The Jay Vasatch moved out there a couple years ago.
What's two?
What's two?
Oh, no.
It was New York, Seattle, San Diego.
I can't even put my mind to move no well.
They trick you into trying to move to Florida, but ain't getting me.
I'm cool.
You got to sit there.
Yeah, I'm straight.
Yeah, I'm straight.
Wow.
I used to want to live in Florida, too, before I realized it was like crazy people.
And again, that's me.
I'm never leaving.
I'm never leaving.
I'm never leaving.
I'm never leaving.
What's important? What's important? What's not important?
The floor is yours. I've been talking too much.
I don't have no importance. We're talking.
Oh, shit.
He's been talking too fucking much.
Diane Ross, we're the Supreme's.
Fuck that.
Do something about it, freeze.
Tell us some shit they need to know.
They don't know they need to know, nigga.
What else you do to your body? Anything?
Oh, shit.
You got your nipples pierce, tell us.
If you was going to get your nipples pierce, would you tell us?
No.
Fuck.
I would keep that to myself.
It's not the safe space.
I know it ain't the same space.
The dads would read different.
I'm with it.
I know the dads and the kids are the door.
That dad's would look a little different.
D's.
Do y'all want to start with music because I don't?
You'll get the bar?
No, nigga I'm not getting that shit, does.
He would definitely get the bar.
The bar and the penis?
Actually, now he probably gets studs.
The bar and the dick?
Wait, what are you going to talk about?
Yeah, the bar inside the penis?
No.
The bar inside the nipple.
I wouldn't get none of that shit.
Then that shit get rusty
because the bitches don't take it out and clean it?
Paul.
You're still going to suck on it.
You can taste the metal.
There is a piercing you can get in your penis
that helps you.
The Prince Albert.
The Prince Albert.
Yeah.
Is that what it is?
Prince Albert.
Yeah.
That's what it's called.
Look at the freakbole.
The freak boys over here.
I don't want to talk sex right now
because it's low-hanging fruit,
but I do want to ask y'all, have y'all ever,
not you, have y'all ever tried to attach
something to your penis for
for her during sex.
The little ring joint.
The cock ring.
With the vibrate of a cock ring for sure.
She's efficient.
Hell yeah.
I should get it done.
Freeze mint.
I don't take that.
I would have it though.
I have not.
Man, we like to have fun.
I don't the fuck y'all talk about.
Respect.
I tried it before, but it was that one.
I can follow up.
Damn it.
It's bad.
Bad is hell.
Damn it.
Big ass rates.
Only coming one side.
No, that's before technology, like,
made them ill.
I must have the beta one.
I'm sure they were bad, but I couldn't get jiggy with it.
Heavy as shit, probably.
Yeah, it was bad.
Mark, you were saying?
I guess we should actually talk about music.
Or that was a good segue to Terry Cruz.
That's where I was going,
but then I was like, I thought we had to talk music.
We ain't got to talk no music?
Okay, yeah, Terry Cruz.
I just sent you the clip.
I've been had that same.
Oh, oh.
I had that clip saying immediately.
So Terry Cruz was talking about, as other people have, I guess, his porn addiction.
And a lot of people say they have porn addictions, but Terry Cruz seemed to really have a porn addiction.
Next level.
And he broke down just how bad it got. Here's a clip.
I got a day off from the set.
I'm usually on location.
And I could watch porn from probably 10 o'clock.
After my workout, 10 a.m. to 11 p.m. at night.
Huh?
It was getting a lot of money.
And I couldn't stop.
It was what you would call a splurge.
Like, it just could stop.
Derry times in the night and they're still watching, I knew I had a problem.
Terry, come on.
I agree, Terry.
You got a problem.
You know, 13 hours.
As a lover of pornography, this is too much porn.
Right.
His shit was probably, God damn.
Is that sitting in one?
You know what you're going to get you through that many.
But do y'all think he's just sitting in one room eight, ten hours straight?
Or is he just throughout his day constantly looking at this video?
That was 13 hours that he described.
He says.
Y'all's school because I don't watch porn.
But when I, on a, in a few, no, I don't.
Mark, some of these lies are atrocious.
I can just out here, putting them are atrocious.
Like, I'm not bragging about it.
I just, I just don't.
I mean, I would, like, I just don't.
You've never seen a porn.
That whole time.
When I was a high school, used to watch the spice channel when we had the chipped-up cable box.
That's not.
You're jerking off through the lines.
Oh, nigga, I was, you know, your people's coming in.
You actually see your hand.
I watched that elementary.
I got to sleep.
I'm sitting there.
That whole time that your lady was away, you said she went away a couple weeks, you ain't
watching nothing, you were just chilling.
He's going off the dome, man.
Off the, off the net.
Off something, but not, not pouring.
I'm just that I don't.
You was jerking off off memory?
No.
What I was just a few?
I'll tell you later.
Hey, Jay, Frize, put him back on that school.
Nothing inappropriate.
Let me be clear.
They go to ask you again.
Nothing inappropriate, but I don't do it.
Jerking off the pictures.
I don't think it's like cool or not.
Mark is beating off to them fucking nuclear bitches.
Victoria's Secret catalog.
I mean, it's just so much shit on social media.
Like, you don't need to watch a board again.
You know what I mean?
He probably read books and jerk off from it.
He probably gets turned off.
That's probably what it is.
He probably watch a real good debate and that shit turn to
I finally jerked that motherfucker
had to drink it off the C's serious.
This ain't about me.
I don't want to center me.
He's different.
No, I really don't.
I mean, I told you I watched more like three times
as an adult, like three times.
It was always like in the,
oh, you're serious.
We got it.
Anyway, point is, so like,
I would have, but when I have watched it,
you watch it, then you jerk off,
and then you're done.
That's what I was about to ask.
Like, you, we have done it,
you watch it, you joke off, you done.
I'm not sure that I've ever watched
more than, like, maybe three minutes of Florida.
You need a lot of horses.
13 hours is egregious.
But every time you watch porn, you don't
masturbate. Sometimes you watch it.
It's a high percentage.
And you don't run one out.
Wait, hold on.
Other times you're master, you're about to masturbate
and you go look for your scenes so you can run one out.
It's like hand to hand.
Right.
Him watching that.
What?
I'm letting him finish.
I'm trying to see what you're going with this.
Him watching that for 13 hours, to me.
That's a digative of, that's just a part of like his thing.
That's not, he's not jerking off for 13 hours, y'all.
I hope not.
He's watching.
Well, that's what's weird to me
and he's like, is he watching the scripts?
Like, is he paying attention to the plot?
Like, what these things don't be having those scripts no more?
Because I miss a good story.
Yeah.
Not the nigger knock on the door.
I'm here to clean the pipes.
What pipes are wrong?
Your pipes, bitch.
Like, I want to feel guilty at the end.
You know what I mean?
Oh, no, I feel guilty.
I feel like you just did the most disgusting shit out.
I want to feel bad about some shit.
So do you all think he's telling the whole truth?
No.
You think he's answering about how much porn?
Or do you think?
You're saying.
No, I think he, the way he said it, like, yo, I just sat in the house for 13 hours straight.
I didn't get up.
I didn't move.
I didn't.
You know what I mean?
I think he did.
He's saying, yo, I would start.
I would go workout at the gym.
I would be finished my workout around 10.
And I would watch porn from 10 a.m. to 11 p.m.
Yes, but did he say he sits in one spot?
Because that's exactly what I was saying.
Yeah, I think that's impossible.
But can you both?
You know how it go.
You bustle?
You're taking nap.
afterwards, then he probably woke back up.
Yeah.
Got back to it.
How many scenes in jerk office
is too much for one day?
I'm gonna say, at three, that should be it.
It's depending on your weekend.
That matters.
What'd you say?
How old are I did?
What?
Oh, shit.
Your MCM came out with the pumps
in the bump, nigga, it was up.
Don't you hate when you wrote one out
to the wrong scene, you come by mistake?
You got to start over?
Start over.
No.
No.
No.
No, it's over.
The job is done, yeah.
That's how I know.
That's how I know y'all is.
Because you have to get the perfect scene.
If I start to come by mistake, I let the little pre-cum come out and make a
motherfucker.
You got to breathe.
You got to breathe.
Yeah.
I'll stop.
I'll take yourself, young man.
You got to breathe.
I'll let it come out a little bit.
Add that to the loo.
Ooh.
Ooh, this is plus loop now, bitch.
I got some free come out of this.
That's the
Artificial mixed with a natural
I ain't the pre-com G, but
That's the difference between women and men
Is women watch this right now
That are agreeing with me
It's very important which scene
It can't be just any old thing
It has to be
For y'all, y'all don't care
But for us and that's not true
It's not true
It's not true
It doesn't be the perfect scene though
But you know
It's just shit you like
It got to be the right one
But I got
What if you rub one out
And then your favorite
Your favorite chick
Put out two more videos
That day, that's good
Well
But just not for 13 hours.
What if your favorite chick be like,
this is the bundle,
this is my last month of videos.
He falls for.
That's clearly.
There you go.
What?
Hello.
I don't know how I'm going to watch one with my girl live up here.
How do you do it?
She's coming in like a couple days.
Yeah.
It's over.
I am about to go.
You better go sit in house and go and get your last hour.
I had different floors, yo.
That ain't fuck shit, shit.
Go downstairs and get him on.
So this is what I'm saying about Terry,
this is what I'm saying about Terry Cruz.
And I hate to turn our good masturbation conversation.
Well, y'all clearly don't care about this porn addiction.
I do.
I want to say something.
A few things.
One, that's too much.
Hearing Terry Cruz described.
a porn addiction
lets me know
that when Holes
was telling me
I had one
they was trying to
manipulate me
they was trying
to trick me
because if this is
what a porn addiction
sound like
I'm cool
I'm nowhere near
a porn addiction
what was you doing
at your worst
or your peak
they just try to
say if you fucking
what are they
trying to
at your peak
it's a spectrum
though
I'm sure
sure
he might be on
a whole
he might be
rock bottom
I think that Terry is, Terry's a Christian,
and I think his is like religious base
because when people are religious,
they believe that it's, you know, it's wrong, period.
You know what I mean?
Also, I think he battles with that.
This is only me.
I'm not telling you how you feel.
I'm telling you how I feel totally unfounded based on nothing.
But porn addiction niggas,
and niggas that have a little,
have that itch.
Porn addiction niggas, I
assume to have very vivid, no pun,
personalities.
Imaginations.
Those niggers, I think,
are more prone to experiment
than regular niggas.
I see what you're saying.
That makes sense, but...
I do not and have never believed
that Terry,
and that old, that other,
I never believed that that went like that.
And I know you're supposed to believe victims.
I've never believed that story.
Oh my God.
Wow.
And now that I know you got a porn addiction,
I really don't believe that you went up to the punch bowl
at the holiday party and direct the homeboy just out of nowhere
started tugging on your dick while your wife and kid was next to you.
I don't believe that.
Or at the same party.
No, I don't believe that.
Sorry, Terry Cruz.
If I'm wrong, when you see me, you can tell me about it.
I don't believe that for a fucking second.
Whoa.
Well, as somebody that indulges in war.
That got they did grab at the punch bowl.
But it was consensual.
And he liked it.
Yeah, because the babysitter wasn't that much older.
Joey.
I don't know what this nigga talking about.
Go ahead.
But that's a bad, bad, bad correlation in practice.
parallel. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. I said, I own this. I said this. I feel not job.
He had a little intro. But before he did this, I was saying this. This ain't new.
No, this ain't. I like, I like porn and I ain't, I ain't the most creative when it come to sex. I'm regular dougal.
You're not a porn addict. You're not a porn addict. I don't think I'm addicted to porn, but I, you're not a porn addict. He enjoys it. I indulge.
Daily?
Nah, but frequently.
you miss a week twice.
It ain't the gym, my nigga.
On some bro shit.
Yeah.
What's your brood shit?
What's your favorite category?
There you go.
Now you got them.
Category.
It differs.
Yes, nigger category.
Flavor.
What's your flavor?
It depends on my mood.
I don't know.
I was asking.
It depends on my mood.
Get your innocent ass out of you.
I've been in that milk shit a lot.
Oh, you like that milk?
Yo, you want no mine?
With the F-40K.
You want to know mine?
I'll tell it real quick
I like a little stepmom
hear me out
I only pick the ones
you're one of those
different races
I'm like tapping
to the little stepdad stepmom
but they gotta be different races
that's where I draw the line
that shit is right
all right
so
Terry Cruz
we hope you get better
we hope you get better
he's loose
by way
it's not real fellas
so I tell you some true shit
this nigga serious
he only had
watch porn three times his life
he's 40 fucking
You're the reason why the algorithms all fucked up.
Facts.
It's really true.
The fucking steps.
What?
That should be fucking up.
It's taboo.
I don't believe that shit for a second.
They're not real, but it's still fucking.
Taboo.
How more going to watch porn on a lime green laptop?
With his little Muslim words.
Now that looks like a porn laptop.
No, don't.
That looks like king porn.
How's you going to get money for the concert?
Not all over that shit?
Yeah, it's a fuck.
How's you going to get money for the concert?
You might put some lip stickers on the side.
get tours.
You know?
Well, Terry is healed.
Just if y'all care, Terry is healed.
His dick or?
All of them.
He said he grew up, like you said, in a religious household.
Yes, what it is.
He felt addicted.
He said the thing is, he felt like as long as he's watching that much porn and he wasn't
cheating on his wife, that that was his justification.
So I think a lot of it was he had all his sexual frustration and he tried to get it
out, but he couldn't do it without.
All of that is right aligned with what I'm saying.
And she don't look for him.
I believe him, no, on the, on the, I don't think anybody makes that up.
Nobody goes in public and say,
this Hollywood executive.
Mawell, you believe all victims,
so you and I...
No, no, no.
It ain't believe the victims.
I'm just saying, like,
that ain't some shit
that you get sympathy for.
You get clowns so much for it.
I wouldn't think he would tell that lie
just because you don't get nothing for.
How much...
If you're trying to go viral,
get some attention for him.
Well, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't think he told a lie.
That happened.
No, I'm talking about the...
You think...
You say he had enjoyed it.
Oh, okay.
I mean...
It's only his size.
It's the fact that he's a big black man,
people think that nobody would just tug on
your dick at the work party
with your fucking wife and kid
at the party.
Why are you doing a big tough guy?
He's not this big tough gangstown.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, you're right.
And sometimes
the niggas they're talking to,
be down.
Oh, God, Joey.
I say this.
It's a fact.
Let's move on.
And they're going to cruise your head.
If you see me say something to me,
he ain't going to say nothing to you.
Ain't gonna be a whole lot talking
I think the shit you're saying
I know people with weapons
Friday
All right Terry Cruz
If the nigga did do that
Then
My bad
But I don't believe that at all
I believe that
For one sake
You think you can piss on me
And tell me it's raining
Nigger hell no
Anyway
We all support you here
Except for the J
and JVP
Yeah
The leader
Well on the other end of the spectrum
Chris Tucker
Did a comedy show
Last week in L.A.
Okay
Okay.
And in the show, he started talking about being celibate.
The crowd started laughing.
They thought he was joking.
He said, no, no, I'm fucking serious.
He was like, I really don't have sex.
I haven't had sex in three years.
And I'm waiting until I get married.
He said, nobody believes him.
He said, he went through this whole bit.
His family don't believe.
He said, my aunt believes in aliens and she don't believe this shit.
Like, he was like, nobody believes it.
But he said, I'm really holding steady.
I thought that was interesting.
As, like, a famous person, a rich person,
a person that people find attractive, all these things.
Like you have options and you choose to, I know
Celibus ain't about options, but I'm just saying like
shit is hard to be him and be
celibate. My question was, do you believe him?
I feel like it goes along with him a little bit because he stopped cursing.
He missed all that Friday bread.
Just because he didn't want to be part of a brand
where he represented smoking PCP and smoke a weed all day
and selling drugs and being in the street.
You know, niggas was, I've been mad at Chris since then.
I never let it go. I was pissed. I thought he ruined the franchise
until they found Money Mike and, you know, cat and all him.
but it goes with that.
He's another one that's a Christian.
So I feel like when they get themselves together.
I mean, what more devotion do you show to God?
Because if you want a wife and you tell God,
well, I'll save myself for this wife,
God might send you one,
especially in that belief as a Christian.
Muslims have similar beliefs, but yeah,
that's how you're supposed to do it, fellas.
And he could be on some seam and retention shit.
That's the shit.
Now, that's good.
I think that's good for men.
That's not celibacy.
That's not celibacy.
It's not the same thing.
It's not good for me.
Because seam and retention, you just don't come.
You have sex, but you don't come.
Celibacy, you not have sex.
Lots of study shows that you gotta get that shit out,
and I'm a firm believer.
So you don't believe in semen retition
and the power that you seemen home?
Well, I was popping.
I believed in the semen retention.
Wait a second.
The niggas that I've spoken to
the semen retention nigges,
they don't make it sound like they have sex.
Joey badass came up here and said he has sex,
he just don't come.
Mind you, that's who taught me.
We did a interview with Angela Yee,
and he taught me all about it
and said all the benefits he got out of it.
Sidebar.
So how does it end?
The nigger two years later,
he got his girl that he wanted.
That girl he was waiting, they seems really happy.
At the time, that's what he was talking about.
Yeah, shout out to them.
Yeah, shout out to them.
How does sex end if nobody comes?
She can come.
She can come.
She can come.
You're like, all good.
You won't put more effort into making her come because you can't come.
You have to decenter your stuff.
That's what feminist porn is all about.
Huh?
Wait, excuse me.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No.
No.
And no.
I appreciate that.
Moving right on.
Thank you, great.
I would like to get more into feminist porn.
No, we do.
Well, y'all can talk about it on your off time.
Mystical.
Mystical got 20 years.
Speaking of the other end of this.
Thank God.
Throw that nigga under the jail.
Word.
And now he's trying to put in, he's saying that he wants to, because it was a deal.
And he wants to withdraw his appeal.
I mean, not appeal, his plea bargain.
Yes, yes.
Because he was under duress.
He didn't understand the ramifications that he would end up doing the 20.
Because he said something on the trial,
something the effect of I should get the maximum time.
Lock me up.
If I did what she said I did, I should get it.
And they were like, cool.
Say less.
Say less.
Oh, speaking of changing your fucking defense strategy,
I thought this was funny.
So Luigi Man Gianni, the kid, the health care murderer guy.
Yeah, yeah.
So he's put in to change his defense from
some legally insane or something like that
and now they're requesting to not do that
because if you did that,
then that would mean that you're fessing up
to have you doing it.
It's an affirmative defense.
Yeah, like I did it,
but here's why I shouldn't jail for it.
But if you put in for it, then...
Yeah, oh, I'm with you.
Yeah.
I think he now believes that there's enough people out there
who will believe that he didn't do it
or they were set up for it.
It's all about...
Yeah, it's the fiend thing, but listen, I just want to tell you all this.
He served six years in Louisiana State Prison, 2004 to 2010.
So mystical.
Mystical.
2012, he served three months in jail for a DV.
He did 18 months from 2017 to 2019 on a rape and kidnapping charge that was later dropped.
So he just was being held fighting the case.
And then he's done four years from 2022 fight in this case right here.
The nigger is in the mud.
Like, people, you cannot fix him.
put them the fuck down.
Yeah, go do all the years now.
Put them down.
Now you got to do all you.
You can't be out.
I don't think that rapers, molesters, all those kind of people.
I don't really think that you can fix them.
I don't think they always reaffirce.
Like, I don't know.
I think you should put them down.
Castrade them something.
Cut the wee-wee off, Joe.
Cut the wee-wee off.
You don't know how to use it.
Cut it off.
I ain't mad.
That's what they used to do in Russia or somewhere.
Other countries.
They're still doing that shit down.
They still do that thing.
I just lie.
I'd just be lying.
But if you.
If you can't use it appropriately, why not?
Yeah.
Get rid of it.
I think you should just be locked up forever because you're still going to do something inappropriate,
dick hard or not.
Right.
True.
Well, chemical castration is supposed to take away that desire too.
So it's not just that you don't have a weapon anymore.
It's not like disarming somebody.
There's two things.
It's like you take the weapon, but you also take away the desire.
Take the horn.
You take the hornet, too.
Other shit.
You don't have to be physical.
What they say, though, is that chemical castration
suppresses the desire to get up.
I don't know enough about the science, no, but that's the claim of it.
I don't know enough.
about chemical castration.
You sound well research for a nigga that don't want porn.
You think chemical castration?
What kind of porn you are?
I mean, that's probably a category, but...
You know, it could be.
But I follow these proceedings, like the legal proceedings.
I haven't followed mysticals closely, but he just,
I agree with y'all.
He's a...
He's a...
I know people that he's dating, people doing his hair, his neighbor.
Nobody is safe.
He doesn't even have, like, a track record where there's always people he's...
You know what I mean?
Like, he's living in a house with.
He will fucking me up, because it's sun rap and his son rap good.
He sounds like mystical a little bit
But mystical was such a piece of shit
That I don't know if that's a great thing
Sounding like mystical right now.
I feel bad for him
That braided bob, we knew
The nigga wasn't right
Don't know grown ass man wearing no braided bob
I'm gonna fuck what year it is, Parks
That shit weird
Braided Bob and fucking 96
And all these n'all these big clothes on
It's might burn the tips of your braids
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
Never thought about that way
Never free mystical fuck mystery
You don't need to whip his ass when he get there
Oh, that's going to happen.
That's going to happen.
That's going to fuck his ass up.
That's going to happen.
Roll back to Chris Tucker real quick.
What's the long as you all have going, what I'll have to say, the celibate.
Have you all done the celibating thing?
No.
Or I'm trying to find myself any of that shit.
No.
I thought I was celebrating right there.
I've gone.
Close to a year.
I've gone a long time.
Wait, wait.
What's a long time?
A long time?
I wasn't recording it.
No, but I mean like, that could be a month for you.
No, it's been periods of months and months and months.
So what?
Three months, six months, nine months.
It's been a long?
I just said I don't know the exact time, but I've not had sex wrong.
We can't hear you.
What's happening?
Well, I just said he's lying.
I just whispered to you.
He's lying like I knew.
Oh, I can't with the headphones.
Okay.
No, I can't hear.
We always talk about the nigga in his face.
Go ahead.
He's so stupid.
And he is lying.
He's lying.
Morning, what's the long as you been?
First of all, it's never been by choice.
Okay?
I'm just pointing.
She's like, I'm always.
Yes, it's sad.
Like, what the fuck?
Probably this last time, though.
Probably a year, year and a half, something like that?
It was horrible.
I don't believe in those celebrities.
I think women should get fucked.
When women don't have sex, you get all bumping and shit.
You're all angry and shit.
I fucking, I kill somebody by mistake.
I need a release.
Solid.
Shit.
Straight up.
Fuck that.
Probably.
These niggas just lying.
Three to six months?
Probably.
Probably three to six months.
I thought of it.
I used to always say I was going to do it until I found something.
There was a period where I was having so much sex.
my 20s, I was like, I want to stop and have like a break,
but I never could really do. I was never real good at doing it
for long periods of time. So you had the longest time out of everybody.
And would you say a year?
He didn't say.
Because he's lying.
I'm not.
Well, what do I get from lying?
He's not lying. He just don't give a number.
He just said a lot.
He said months and months and months and months without having sex, bro.
So six months or nine months?
Right longer than that.
Oh, I hate the simple things take so long.
I'm not sitting around recording, you know, from January.
to blah, blah, blah, and have sex.
We can just be a long.
And then I get yelled at, and I wasn't even known that.
I wasn't even talking to you.
No, I wasn't talking to me.
I'm just saying.
Okay, thank God.
God.
God.
What I'm asking is, is that, was it by choice?
Yeah, of course.
So if it's by choice, you want to remember.
Of course.
I'm trying to remember.
Yeah.
Of course.
You see me?
You see the material, bitch?
Of course it was by, of course.
It was by design.
No, I'm saying.
No, I'm saying.
It's always by choice.
If it's not.
No, it's not.
You're crazy.
not true. That is one of the biggest
lies that don't tell. That's not true. There's a whole
sect of people that call themselves
involuntary. For the,
for normal, reasonably attractive
people, I think you can have
a sex partner if you want one. Yes, there are people who can't get
no pussy. Yes, there are people. But in general,
I don't even think they can't get no pussy.
They don't know that they can. They don't know how to do it. They don't know
how to do it. They don't know how to approach it.
Boom, that's what it is. They got
their eyes on that pussy. And
that pussy don't want that. Out of their league pussy.
Yes. But. And then they take it out
on everybody.
I understand your point.
Yeah, I was, I feel like you would definitely know the time because you're the one that set the tone.
You said I'm not going on it anymore.
I just had shit going on in my life where that shit wasn't necessarily a priority for me.
So I was just like, I ain't fucking with that.
Yo, y'all niggas is just difficult.
We get more a little bit of estimation.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else is going on?
Racist dude, Chud got his bill.
denied.
He's still in jail.
Fuck you, Chud.
Looks like they got it right.
Yeah, fuck, Chud.
Shout out to that judge
for being a stand-up fucking judge
doing the right thing.
Whatever his name is.
We're proud of you, Your Honor.
I would talk music with y'all,
but I have no idea about
anything that this wasn't my favorite drop.
YG dropped.
This shit's pretty tough.
I like this album.
I like it a lot.
His album was hot.
It's like four or five
storytelling records on there.
The first couple records I had loved,
but what?
Once it kicked up, it kicked up.
I sent you one.
It's called Tiffany.
Storytelling.
It took me back to, you remember Royce's part of me?
Of course, one of the best stories ever told.
It's one of them.
Yeah.
With the wild twist at the end, like, oh, shit.
This is a twist as wild.
Yeah, the twist.
The twist is what I'm saying.
No, no, no, when I say, great storytelling record with a twist at the end.
Got it.
It reminds me of that.
He better not try that whole.
Oh, that, no.
It's not that.
It's not that.
How's the features?
I saw a lot of features on there.
There's a lot.
I didn't, like, the Push-T record I didn't like.
That's the same.
They wrap the same rhyme scheme for the entire song,
Hook included.
That's a turnoff for me.
The Tyler Records,
like some kinky fucking yin-ghing twin shit.
Yeah.
I like that.
It was cool.
I want to hear that.
I love the Kinky Yang-Jang.
I want to hear Tyler.
I want to add some Kinky Yang-J shit.
I like the Tyler record.
I didn't love it, but once I got into the other records.
Oh, yeah.
See, I'd have heard this beating call
the Ying Yang Twins.
Right.
No, you can't whisper, niggins.
No, you can't whisper in a niggins.
My baby got to keep it alone.
I be dressing like a model for the phone.
Never tell you why I got a clone.
Can't slunk any bitch with a bone.
But you would never know it's not long.
Is he whispered an old record?
Yes.
Tyler does not.
That's how Park's didn't like me.
Yeah, they love it.
I got you.
The gin and ab soul record is incredible.
insecure.
That one was out.
They put that one out.
Oh, was it?
Yeah, they put that one out.
It wasn't on my radar, so shout to them.
Shot to the album.
I'm not mad.
I'm not mad at the album, though.
I'll check it out.
Super solid.
Yang and beat plus the whisper is crazy.
Yeah, that was he thought was the wrong.
Yeah, the beat sound like that, and then you're going to whisper on top.
You threw me, or he threw me for a loop a little bit.
I was debating if I was going to come in here and tell the truth or not.
It's trash.
Which?
It's trash.
You could say it.
We could say it.
That's my man.
man, we love them.
Love them.
You already gave us 26 songs of greatness.
I love that album.
This deluxe is absolute trash.
I know it.
You know it.
You knew it before you put it out.
Everything about it is trash.
And I knew it was a chance it might be trash.
So I just hit the sample.
I end up purchasing two records from it.
I'm cool.
I copped it out of 10 songs, I might listen to three.
And three in a pop.
We're talking about the Chris Brown.
Oh, okay.
We're talking about the Chris Brown deluxe.
The chocolate edition.
Did not y'all.
Listen, I got to tell the truth.
It must be bad at y'all.
It's absolutely horrible.
Track one, I was like, oh.
Oh, this is real bad.
Literally, I was like, oh, all right.
I'm, okay.
That was, I would never hear that again.
Track two.
Oh, it got worse.
Oh, shit.
All right.
I didn't, I didn't.
What's the issue?
Was he trying to, like, do a different genre?
Honestly, honestly, this sounds like he just picked a bunch of old records.
Got it.
Like, I'm talking about, when I say old records.
Old from like his.
like his hyphy
LA sound.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm talking about I went in the vault
from 2012
and grabbed some records.
Why does that,
why would somebody do that
as good as he is?
Like, why does he feel
to need to put out so much shit
to the point you'll put out of bullshit?
I'm building my catalog.
I just sold my catalog.
I'm building that up.
His catalog is crazy already, though.
Yeah, but I sold up to a point.
Okay.
So if I'm playing an algorithm game,
I'm playing a streaming game,
and I'm building a catalog back up,
I'm going to just flood the market.
I don't think that's a great strategy
personally,
I'm not here.
Listen, again, we don't know what these people goals are.
True.
I say that all the time.
We do not know.
We'll sit there and say, yeah, we want him to put a classic out.
We want him to do this.
He might not be thinking that.
His plan could be, you know, I'm going to hit him with this, hit him with this.
I'm going to run a catalog back up.
I can go get me another $2,300 million to call it a day.
Goals.
We don't know what his goals are because there's a few things this could be.
We don't know his goals.
We don't know his contract obligations and I'm only hit it on the head.
We don't know if there's a money play.
Yeah.
I just feel like there's more money in higher quality product than just flooding bullshit.
I'm with you.
Especially such a legend that he's becoming, that he isn't becoming.
He's so talented and amazing.
And he has slaps.
Like, there's no question.
And it was nothing brownish about this deluxe.
Like, I feel like his album had a theme.
There's nothing.
It did have a thing.
This shit is just, grab records.
And if him to call it the chocolate edition and drop on June team,
if I thought we was, this wasn't, it was horrible.
Absolutely horrible.
Wow.
But I don't mind that because I got 26 songs of heat from Homeboy already from this album.
So go ahead and put out 10 songs of trash.
Well, nine, because one of them was real.
I like one of them.
What's one I like?
Hold up.
There's a couple one here, but just over.
And I stand corrected.
That wasn't him.
You're right.
He did not sell this category.
He didn't sell.
He didn't sell.
He didn't sell.
He didn't.
Let's see.
It's all come off greedy to me.
I'm confused.
I'm just come on greedy.
I purchased nothing to talk about.
I like that.
and I purchased Still Human.
I knew that was going to be just off the title,
but I ain't like nothing until...
And I bought these, but these still ain't
to the quality of the songs on Brown.
No.
I just feel like with the flooding process,
there might be great songs in there,
but they get lost in the sauce
when there's too much shit there.
See, when they come to him,
I'm conditioned to listening to the long album.
So that don't really affect me.
I get that.
Just me, though.
I understand how that could affect the masses that way.
But this shit is just, he missed.
The flood is great for super diehard fans,
but I feel like for the rest of the world,
especially today with the shorter attention spans.
Nobody wants to essentially pick out the songs that you like.
And do all the rest.
If I give you 50 songs and you like 12, that still is, you know what I mean?
And your 12 will be different from his 12,
different from their 12.
As a casual Chris Brown fan, I'd be like, I'd be overwomen.
Don't worry, that is not all the trash that dropped.
Because Chloe and Timberland put out something.
Did they really?
Man, I didn't even.
It's a fucking mess.
I'm cool.
I'm still mad at Tim over AI.
Me too.
I'm over him.
And then you made an agent.
So I'm going to just give y'all.
A little bit of trash.
I'm a sample some of this for y'all.
This track one talking dirty.
Yeah, but he tries.
You'll see what I mean.
And when I say trash, they're not bad songs.
I will say this sounds more Timbalinish.
Timble and it sounded.
This sounds like old tim.
It sounds like the beat.
It sounds like old Tim.
See, for me it gives an old Aaliyah folder.
I can't hear Chloe, who I already think has identity issues.
Gotcha.
Sound like Aaliyah.
That's a problem for me.
But that's not a bad song, right?
And this is a track two, hold it.
More the same for me.
Yeah, Chloe sound like she just does references.
Like, these songs don't be sounding like hers.
Gotcha.
And this is track three priorities, and that's probably the last track I'll play.
It gets progressively worse as it goes on.
I will say, again, the drum programming sounds the most timbish I've heard in a really long time.
So I do salute it for that.
It does.
Sounds like classic Tim.
Yeah.
Don't get stupid.
Don't be stupid.
Yeah, I wouldn't say.
I wouldn't go all the way to classic.
I wouldn't go all the way to classic.
First of all, Chloe better hope he don't type that shit into his little AI, his little AI,
Simperator, whatever the fuck they use.
Don't drop an album sounding just like that bitch next week.
I wouldn't trust that motherfucker for five seconds.
The Atlantic just dropped to speaking of AI real quick.
Yeah, like fuck now.
The Atlantic just dropped a database where you can search if AI companies are using your music for AI.
That's great.
That's what?
Using your music to train their AI models.
And they are.
You're probably on there.
We're all.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's trash.
There's another.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
This, uh, yeah, let's save Chris Brown.
This Skiller baby Chris Brown record in Bryson, though.
This is more to pop.
Hey, all right, Byrd.
I ain't hear you and then go bird.
No one not like this shit.
Nah, this is hard.
This is fire right here.
You're only 20, son.
It ain't even right now you with skill.
It's a hundred and five in here.
Just me, C, B, and T.
Ain't doing too much.
Me chucky with you.
You had enough.
Bryson and Chris Brown is a good duo.
Yes, they are.
They work well together.
Yes.
I'm trying to wait for Chris Brown.
Come on, redeem himself from that deluxe.
Wait a...
Wait a...
Oh yeah.
Yeah, much more like it, much like it.
My hair.
Featuring Bryson, Tiller and Chris Brown, Skiller Baby.
Yeah, that's hard right there.
Thank God.
Oh yeah, Bryson is on a look at Brice.
I'm not, man.
I forgot Bryson's killing this shit, man.
I can't get jiggy with this country shit that Neo is doing.
Is that he's doing?
Yeah, yeah.
He's doing country music right now.
I can't get jiggie with it.
Yeah, y'all.
You know I fuck with Neil.
That shit ain't.
Trying to skip the bruce and sorry.
Zesty.
All right, girl.
All right, I'm taking it time.
What else?
What else?
I don't see anything else in...
It was a great...
Y'all hear tear away?
No, I didn't.
No, actually.
I want to, too.
Wax Museum.
It is a great, great, great.
It is short.
It's 12 tracks.
Each track is about two, two and a half minutes long,
kind of mixtape vibes, but she's rhyming her ass off.
I like the production.
She's doing some creative interest and stuff.
If you're a lyricist, if you're in the lyrics,
I think you're going to love this album.
What's the name on?
A wax museum.
It's really dope.
Okay.
I just copy it.
PJ Morton put an album out as heat.
Shout to PJ.
Shout to PJ.
Shout out the PJ put out some summertime.
Hold up, man.
Let's let the Aaron Ray cook for a minute.
He put out some shit called Sweet Thing.
Got a little vibe to it.
Aaron Ray, another friend of the show.
Hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Masego put some heat out too, by the way,
called Bree Eagle.
Hey, Sego want to come up here.
Yeah, you should come up here.
Oh, yeah, we're talking about that.
That is Sweet Thing by Aaron Ray got a little nice summertime bop to it.
That's nice.
It's dope.
Yeah, that's fine, man.
Shout out to Aaron Ray.
Alchemist dropped a little four-pack with G-Rap and chains and Conway and Boldie.
It's dope.
Quick, quick listen.
Okay, go Alchemist, go Alchemist.
Go Alchemist.
Go Alchemist.
Let me see here.
What else?
Baby Rose.
Sid dropped something.
Tank and fucking Eric
Bellinger dropped some fucking sensitive
family fatherhood love your daughter type
music. We got another verses.
That's what's slow down. We're not done.
We're not done. We're not done.
Part of it. I want to play this
girl that I have no idea who she is.
I never heard this name before,
but it's a joint and I'm a music lover
so I'm sharing this record. It's called Baby Blue.
But just listen to this.
Listen to this real quick.
You only live one so I'm gonna take no chances
Think this lady's name is name My Anna, M-A-I
My Anna.
This record is called Baby Blue
Or some jazz shit
This song we found together
So I'm replay these days
You only live one time
So why not walk to somewhere new
Why not tell someone you knew
I took a little love everything they do one time
I took a chance and now I can't imagine
Living any other way
Nibb-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-dru-b button
Make up and feel the favorite shoe
and dance on the...
Baby blue
Baby blue
What the fuck did the beat drop on this motherfucker?
It's called Baby Blue. That is mine.
And I know she didn't pay for that. I just found that.
And this record is hard.
Listen to it on your own sometime.
That record is tough.
That's all I got.
That's all I got in music.
In a few days, Telemise.
Yeah, they announced another versus.
B2K.
Pretty Ricky.
Versus Pretty Ricky.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
It is a good one.
I'm too old for that one.
Okay.
It's still a good one.
Yeah, if you don't watch porn,
You can sit that one out.
How were you too old for that one?
I wasn't.
I was a cult run.
Their run was 20 years ago, 25 years ago.
I was doing different shit 24 years.
Oh, got it, got, got it.
He was being educated.
He was in the Congo, studying, monkeys.
I was locked away in five years.
I told you.
Not literally, but just anyway.
In theory, this sounds like exactly what the streets
have been looking for.
Yeah, sure.
In real life, I don't know if it goes like that.
I think people just playing with their names today.
Pretty Ricky don't have enough songs at all.
Together to enter this.
And they damn sure don't have enough songs,
even if you count the pleasure piece shit.
How are they going to do this?
I don't know.
Do more of them have solo music that I'm unaware of?
I'm not aware of.
How many Pretty Ricky songs are competitive in this?
Do you say 8 to 10, something like that?
A lot.
No, they got some songs now.
They got records now.
Then why don't you think it works?
Because B2K has a lot.
Way more, Ryan could just go in.
If he do the solo shit, it's a rap.
Amani's saying B2K, I mean, Pretty Ricky is a better show.
Okay, that might.
Omani, also known as the King of R&B.
That's great, but B2A has a lot of songs.
They got a lot of records.
And if they jump into the Amarion bag,
even if you let him get two or three rounds.
He did it away.
Okay.
That was three years ago, four years ago.
Oh, I was just kidding.
Shit.
Can you also?
Just don't bring your brother.
don't bring your brother in the watermelon.
That was all I was just saying.
We don't need that.
Bring the watermelon.
You like that watermelon move they did?
Let's try it again.
Mona, you hot to try.
Word, Mona, you need to.
Or some bro shit, you know.
You need somebody.
You need to get right.
That little hot pocket would be flapping,
ready to go.
It's a joke.
Want some bro shit.
Cool off.
That's what you need your bro's for to tell you.
Yeah.
Let's sit your ass down somewhere.
Yo, I'm watching this.
I'm watching.
I'm watching.
I'm watching.
I'm watching.
I hope they do live showings.
Mom.
Like at a club, y'all.
It's going to be, I'm telling you, that group that likes that, they like party.
That's like a, you know, like that scene.
I don't know.
Mark missing it.
That's like a thing.
Bitches love them, both of them.
Especially for me Ricky, weird asses.
Yeah, one day I'm going to go home and try to remember all of the sets,
the deep.
music sets that I've wiled out to that probably you wouldn't think like the pretty
Ricky set you know what's home boy from back in the day kid whiz I mean what's what's the
nigga kid ink kid ink kid ink kidd ink muster set oh buddy that's part of the mustard set though but
yeah you know kid ink had three songs and they were mustard records Chris brown was giving hits to
niggas boy telling you that's the mustard that's why niggas moved to L.A to get that
right to get yeah to get that mustard Chris Brown all that shit but the kidd
Ty Dollar sign.
I'm going to think of all of the like guilty pleasure sets that I've gotten off to.
But pretty rich are definitely on that list.
Yeah, man.
Now I got to play some kidding.
Fuck y'all.
Main chick.
Fuck y'all.
You know, you're all talking about.
You know, you know, you know him when you hear him.
You know him.
You know what.
You know what?
We playing kidding.
Fuck they're talking about.
What else was his?
You heard this.
Hey.
What are y'all talking about?
Let it all that mean.
Oh, yes.
A melody is.
I smell the hook and out.
make you feel all right
because I'm giving
what you need
yeah
I'm doing before y'all
got me excited just now
we were doing something
Oh pretty riggy
Pretty rigging and uncomp
B2K
All right pick your winners
Pick your winners
B2K
I don't know
show me
I don't know what it is
but you just
I don't even know
I don't know what kid ain't look like
I don't know where he's from
I don't know how old he is
about there
That's funny
That's funny
I don't know none of that
It ain't shit.
But the joints.
You know the joints, though.
I know the joints, though.
You know what I was.
You know what I'm on, right?
I got B2K.
Yeah, for sure.
I got pretty weak with upset.
Just because it's going too far.
It's gone too long.
I got 20 songs.
I think they're being counted out.
They're going to leave upset.
I think they, I think they could do it.
With 20 songs?
I don't know.
This new verse of shit, don't be going
20 records all the time.
They're going to go 20.
They go and they start having fun.
There we go.
They try to always hide.
The guys have.
having fun. It's a celebration.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
That's the way they market that shit.
That check that they cut in that contract,
it'd say it better be 20 rounds.
It better be 20 rounds of that motherfucker.
I'll tell you that much.
If it wasn't 20, though, I think I might go
with Pretty Ricky, too, just because they, Ricky got some shit,
yo.
Because Pretty Ricky, the freaky older chicks
fucked with Fritty Ricky is.
Yes.
They was young and shit making all sex music.
Yes, sir.
Hey, yes, sir
Let's go on some pro shit
Yeah
Come on
Mark never heard
None of the cool song
Mark, you're such a dwee
For the speech on
Eager
Get on a man
I don't know why
But the ladies
Go on my baby
Be a mess
Hey man
They go
This shit gonna be all right, bro
Don't sleep
Or pretty Ricky then
See, I don't sleep all pretty Ricky then
See, I
I like they three biggest songs better than any three songs that B2K going string together.
I don't know how far, but they got, they got great slabs.
But B2K got a lot of joints.
B2K got joints too now.
Hold up.
See.
This one right here.
I ain't even got all my Pretty Ricky in this Sarado.
That shit right there on brick wherever they have.
What?
If they got the right crowd in there, that record is do it.
The right bitches pop out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think Pretty Ricky has a lot of joints.
They have a lot of joints.
They do.
They do.
They're going to have regional.
There's a way they could finagle this.
I would like to know where this is happening.
Yeah.
Don't let it be Miami or some shit.
Let me see if I'll see where it says.
Because that matters.
And what kind of mood is Raz being this day?
Is Raz in a good mood?
Is he chilling?
Or is he having, uh, it's in L.A.
Bomb, bomb.
They're going to bump their eyes right out of here.
Mark, why you'll never join me?
You know what I'm thinking.
You could be having a bad day.
You could be calling them memory lane.
You tried.
You tried.
That last tour was funny.
Remember they broke up on tour?
When they broke up on tour, it was funny.
They didn't give a fuck about where I'm with Rasby.
They invited that niggas.
They invited the hook.
Word.
Word.
They got it right
Was homie there?
All of them was there
They did piece of the season
Some things I ain't piecing up
I'm nigga
God some things you might have to piece up
Some things you might have to piece up though
Yeah
Yeah
Exactly
And the card notes
And shorts
Yeah you gotta piece it up
If it's your fucking uncle
Did this shit
All right
Why he got it?
Thanksgiving
It never be the same
All right
I'm inappropriate
Sorry
Take it away
Take it away.
Y'all can fix it.
Transition.
Take it away.
Mark, fuck you.
Hey, doing that.
It's hanging me out to drive.
Who wants to tell me about this maternal instinct?
Or do we want to get to the jelly roll to you?
Yeah, I was going to pass about the jelly roll shit.
It was excited to talk about that.
I know.
Take it away.
Trying to get you.
Which one you want to?
It's your word right now.
Real quick, cool documentary came out called maternal instinct.
Docs with Demota.
Docs with Demona.
Y'all stop hitting that 50s.
Because it's not a minute.
Y'all stop hitting that 50s.
Nobody hit it.
The 15 minute, bud.
The fastest version possible.
It's just a documentary about if you haven't watched it,
stop here, go watch it and come right back here.
It's really good.
It's about a girl named Taylor,
super manipulative, big liar.
It kind of like details her going from friend group
to friend group in a small.
all town in Texas.
Just telling different lies.
She's younger.
She starts off with the like fake sick kind of thing,
always pretending to be sick.
Get attention.
Yeah, get attention.
And then eventually she meets a guy,
falls in love with this guy.
For me, she seems so super
in love with him, but she's such a dishonest person.
I don't think that that was even real either.
It was just, you know, something to do.
My nigga Wade, right?
Way, yes, sidebar, Wade.
I think you're kind of cute.
Like, oh, my God.
I do.
He's a cowboy.
Like, rideable, po.
Okay, yes.
Anyway, thanks.
Long story, longer.
She says she's pregnant once we're getting a little tired of her.
And the stories that, in the lies she tell, to keep up with this lie of pregnancy,
it's crazy.
Like, you have to watch it.
She does almost, she does end up with a baby.
She ends up with a baby.
Like, can I just give it all up what happens?
Yeah, I'm not going to watch it.
Like, Imani put in a group chat was like, you know, I should watch it.
Oh, my God.
You watched it?
I cut it on for five minutes and cut it off.
But you're snacking.
Okay.
So I'm not going to watch this.
Maybe and Joe watch her, they're both acting like they're not dying to have a conversation about this.
But, I mean, I'm not there.
Either way, she befriends this girl who is pregnant as well.
She was her photographer in her wedding.
You know what I mean?
She was just super manipulative.
Pregnant girl ain't see it coming.
She go over there, cut the baby out the pregnant girl's stomach.
She cuts her baby out
She goes behind her uterus
And cuts her baby out
While her toddler's in the house
And she pulls off with the baby
The way this girl
And this is the thing
When the documentary came out
A lot of people that listen and watch
My podcast were telling me to watch it
But I already saw it on dash cam
If you go on YouTube
A lot of these big stories
Their story is already public on dash cam
I mean on YouTube with all the dash cam
So I saw it
The documentary is way better than those dash cam
videos like the way
She believed that shit
Like when they have her
in the hospital and they're like, you didn't have a baby where you could just pay from.
Yes, I did.
I sure did.
Like, she's convinced of it.
Bitch got death.
She is on a death, she's on death row right now.
It's her and six other women.
She is the youngest woman in history on Texas death row.
How old is she?
She caught the case at 27.
She's been sitting for a few.
Yeah, but she cut that baby.
R. Peter Reagan and sent a lot of her family because she's, Reagan really seemed like a nice girl.
But, yeah, she cut that dead baby.
When they bring Wade in and tell him,
what she did, like the way he's just like
and it's crazy because I don't think that
he's complacent I feel like
like he kind of knew his family
kept trying to tell him that she was a liar
and she wasn't pregnant. She had an isorectomy.
The tale was so small
that the GYN clinic knew
that she was lying about pregnancy on Facebook
but they couldn't say anything because of HIPAA.
So when some people that was connected to it would call
they would say things like, well we can't tell you
because of HIPAA but follow your gut, shit like that.
So the hospital was so nervous about
what she would do. They got the hospital
to put it on pink hole because they thought she would just go steal a baby.
Now that bitch went and cut a baby out of a woman and killed her murder.
Also, the baby died too.
When she gets pulled over the babies in her left limp, the baby dies at the hospital.
It's a wild-ass story.
It's way too dark.
You had to watch it.
It's not as dark as it seems when you watch, though.
Yeah, I can't do that shit, man.
I might have got four minutes in.
I was like, yo, fuck E and cut that shit right on.
Oh, you tried to watch it.
I can't watch docs.
I don't like, I'm the reenactment when you do the movie based off it all.
I can watch all.
All of that all day.
Yeah.
But when that camera footage shit in the docks and sit there, I'm good, man.
I don't want to see that shit.
I literally love it.
Live by it.
I can't watch a regular movie.
I got to watch a doc.
I'm sure.
I love documentary.
Yeah, no, I'm good.
But I hope I didn't bore you fucks at home.
And I also hope you appreciate it.
You're welcome.
Docs with Dimon.
You're welcome.
Bodyed that shit.
Domino, why are you here?
I got another question for you because I skated past this because I didn't pay much attention to him.
I know you and Joe was talking about it for the show.
This jelly roll thing.
Yes.
Yes.
Please tell me about this.
Go!
Please tell me about this.
Oh, yes.
I am so excited about this.
Jelly Row filed for divorce.
It's a shocker.
No, Jelly Row, who is, by all account, a sweetheart.
No, the fuck he's not.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry, Skee.
Cosmetics, I'm talking about.
Not who he is.
I don't know him.
But when he appears and he's doing his smiling,
shake hands, kiss babies, it's very buttoned up to the tea.
He ain't going to really say nothing.
and push people the wrong way.
He's one of those guys,
which is why we're still waiting on you
to come back from that awards ceremony
and tell us what you thought
about all the shit that you were scared.
We gave you the run.
We gave you the grace.
Like, all right, he don't want to do it right now.
He probably come back and do it later.
You never tell us nothing.
So now that's a red flag.
And now here we are.
Jelly Roll has fouled for divorce
from his wife of, how long?
He was married?
Ten years, right?
He was married for 10 years.
Boney, she has a pop
Ex-O Bunny, she has a podcast.
Okay.
And she's on the podcast, giving it up,
saying what's going on.
Now, it don't sound like a bitter breakup,
but everybody was on Jelly Rose's ass
because what it looks like
is y'all was best friends
always appeared everywhere together
and then she had got some surgery done
and then he wasn't there.
So then the fans was like,
hey, what the fuck is going on?
She got like a facelift or some shit.
Okay.
And Jelly Rose not there.
So that looked odd to the fans.
And then when he filed for divorce,
they're like, oh, so she helped you lose all this weight.
Right.
She helped you get yourself together.
He just lost a huge amount of weight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was a big fat bitch.
She was supportive.
She was a bad bitch.
I mean, Jellyroll attributes a lot of his success to this lady.
Yeah.
Getting off drugs, straightening up, getting this shit together.
In those situations, people are always like, well, what's up with that?
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
I'm not the biggest fan of Jellyroll because of when he first, like, came out to be this big sweetheart,
and then I look back and he was like three, six mafia down.
That culture appropriator, that shit,
makes me a little nervous when people's hot you know what I mean
from that to country to this today
I just the most that made me comfortable with him was Bunny
so it's like the fact that he's you know I don't know
you know I'm not a big fan of Jelly Rolls
he's had some good moments that
award ceremony sends the political
misstep this time yeah some great speeches
real inspiration on all that yeah
all right come on let's get to the T
god damn it yeah come soon as the Wi-Fi
get it together I'll give you what Jellyroll
said from a stage
in defense of people tearing his ass up
and I'll tell you what the wife said
on her podcast. Which one you want first?
Wife.
Yeah.
Okay, wife first. Let's do it.
On Mother's Day,
we had a little bit of an argument
which I don't think the details are necessary.
And in that argument,
I was so fed up and so tired
that I just looked at him and I said,
well then file the fucking
divorce papers and in our relationship that is the one cardinal thing that you
don't say even though my husband has said it numerous times because he's the
runner but when I say it it really holds weight because I'm not the type of
person who says what I don't mean and I want to know what I was fighting about
I packed a bag and I left there's a couple other things that happened that I mean
if I ever do write a book I'll talk about it but I just don't think it's I don't
I think it's, you know,
she's a little bit of the situation right now.
So I packed it back and I left and I didn't talk to my husband for, you know,
I don't know, weeks after that.
And during that, you know, he was so mad and we were so,
I'm not so emotional that he ended up doing exactly what I told him to do
and filing the divorce papers.
No, no, no, no, no, Joe Biden.
Was I blindsided and was this divorce mutual?
No, I was not, it was not mutual, even though I told him to file the divorce papers, I was speaking out of anger and just frustration.
I tell you about that.
Was it necessary for us to have a wake-up call and to actually start having these real conversations?
Absolutely.
And so when I found out that he had filed for divorce, I immediately got on HRT because I was
like I've got to fucking pull myself out of this hole.
So I got on HRT, which is hormone replacement therapy.
Okay.
So emotional.
That's it for her.
This is what Joe had to say from a stage.
I wasn't going to talk about this tonight, but while we're talking about liars, the internet is a liar too.
It's the only time they only sit in going to speak about this or break your camera phones out now.
Being my wife are best friends.
We would always be best friends.
Okay.
I hate fans.
Shut up, fans.
Nobody cheated on nobody.
She just did a whole podcast about it.
You can go watch it.
Every word of it is the truth.
That will be my best friend forever.
This is the only time I will ever speak about it.
Bunny, I love you, baby.
Thank you for those 10 years.
That's a great way for your response.
Thanks for coming out tonight.
Interesting approach.
Okay.
That's the best way of handling if you leave it.
Yeah.
Especially if you out.
If you're out.
That's exactly how you do it.
How we're feeling?
Come on.
Come on.
Sounds like he was ready to leave.
I think we don't have enough information.
We don't, we're going off what we got.
But what we have, but what we have, I think they've been having some problems for a long time.
She might have gave him out when she said that.
Yep.
That's what it sounds like.
That's exactly what it was.
You can't play with, this gonna sound bad, bro, but they've been together 10 years, right?
They've been together 10 years, and people tend to grow apart based on their circumstances.
It's unfortunate because to Mona's point, it could optically look like, yo, I was down with you in the trenches,
and the second that you got up out the trenches, you discarded me.
That is a possibility optically of how it looks.
We don't know that to be true.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, yo, you told the nigger,
yo, go file a divorce paper.
So whatever they was arguing about,
it was a heated argument or it was enough for her to say those things.
I need to know that white T.
I need to know whether the response was O-G.
I don't need to know.
I don't know how.
I say all the time.
All that shit you're saying in anger,
I hold you to it.
Yes.
I stand doing that.
I think that shit is juvenile when people would be like,
yo, I was just mad.
So I said these things because I was just mad.
I think that shit is juvenile.
But it could also be juvenile to like take something,
somebody says, an anger,
knowing that they didn't mean it
and using it as excuses.
I don't know that you mean it.
We could have been having problems for a long.
Obviously, they got a problem for a minute.
But that's what I say?
It depends on the argument.
I don't need to know that particular argument.
But if we've been having problems for a minute
and we have a blow up over whatever
and you turn around and say,
well, you know what, go file for divorce.
No, that's crazy.
I'm sorry.
You got to, if you're going to have a divorce,
have a conversation.
Have a conversation.
That feels cowardly.
That's too big of a deal to just say it.
They are having a conversation.
Do you ever say?
They're not.
They're having a fight which she ended with go file a divorce papers then.
That is not a conversation about divorce.
That is something you said out of anger.
Whether they needed to get a divorce, maybe that's the case.
But have a conversation about that.
They don't just go to the fucking lawyer.
Yeah, I agree.
That's all I'm saying.
Sorry.
Ten years being with someone.
I was going to ask you, we know that that's been your stance, period,
but you think that would be your position to even married?
Yes.
Got it.
Yes, I don't.
Divorce is a real complicated thing.
you all.
No, I understand.
Expensive, complicated.
It's very expensive.
I know a lot of people going through it.
It is life-altering.
It's not something that's done
because somebody said something
in the heat of the moment.
You might want to double back
for that reason.
For everything you said
is why I don't think you just say
go file for divorce in the heat of the moment either.
But no one...
I don't think you just say
that ain't nothing you just play around with, bro.
Yeah, but that...
Like, I get it.
We mad.
We can say whatever.
But go-file divorce
means
I don't have a point where
And she hinted around that they have been
going through some shit for a while and she also
said that there are some other things that
I won't share unless I write a book
So I hear all that
So some of those things could be really
Really important things
They really could be egregious things
She just didn't share to disclose them
Yo fam
When you say stuff to people that you're supposed to love
My nigger that love
In my opinion stops you from saying certain shit
I think that we fall into this thing
where I didn't mean it, you know what I meant,
I ain't mean it like that.
No, dog, say what the fuck you mean.
We're adults.
All true, all true.
But here's what I'm saying.
A couple things.
A couple things.
One, he also said it, right?
According to her, we're based on all's on what she said, right?
He said, I'm out, I want to divorce multiple times and she didn't leave.
So there is a precedent in that relationship for people saying shit they don't mean
and not running.
So I think that has the matter.
I think, I think it matters.
Who said he ain't mean it?
And who said,
Just let me do this.
Let me just say my thought
and then tell me how you feel about it.
The other piece of it for me is
relationships to me are about grace as well.
Yes, I agree.
You shouldn't say shit you don't mean,
especially hurtful shit.
But people in relationships,
if you're in a relationship long
and if you're going to say some hurtful shit
and you're going to say some shit you don't mean.
Gotta be prepared to deal with what comes with that.
Divorce is crazy.
Y'all can call me crazy all you want.
I'm never wavered on that.
I believe that.
It's immature.
Put it like this.
Let me make it real simple.
If he didn't want a divorce and she had said that,
I guarantee you he wouldn't have ran to the divorce court.
He would have said, yo, do you mean that?
We don't know that because she said he said,
I want to file for divorce a couple times or before.
And she could have fought back against it.
And now this time said, you know what?
Hey, fuck it, go file for divorce.
Oh, we're on the same page now?
Say less.
Because she referred to.
And I've been wanted this.
And that's where you should have a conversation
instead of just running to the divorce court and sign.
That's all I'm not saying he shouldn't get divorced.
But if I've told you four or five times in the past that I want a divorce,
obviously you know where I stand.
That's not true.
That's not true.
And I got a thing with the rules being different for the runner in the relationship.
That's a big thing.
And she said that.
She said he's the runner.
So we got to handle him differently in certain shit he's allowed to do that I'm not allowed to do because when I say it, I really mean it.
I got a problem with that double standard.
But she said, when I say it, I really mean it.
So I said, go forward to.
No, no.
Joe said that.
No, she said that.
that he is taking it that way
because that's who she is as a person.
And he's a runner.
She's talking about personality traits.
Yeah, got you.
That's what she said.
She said it.
I heard him.
My thing is,
and I totally disagree with Mark,
when you say,
yo, you're in a relationship
a long enough time,
you're going to say some things
that you don't mean
and you're going to say some hurtful shit.
That's not true, bro.
I don't believe that.
I think the grace's coming.
I'm not saying those things.
Yes.
Explain it.
When my girl gets me to the point
where I'm really, really tight,
the grace and the love that I have for my girl
where I know I can say some shit that cuts my girl
stops me from saying the shit to my girl.
I do too.
Me and Remmer have a very mature relationship,
but we have had times where we said something
in the heat of a conversation that is like,
that hurts my feelings.
We're not going to talk to each other for two days.
She said she didn't talk to him for weeks.
Can I ask you a question?
My nigga, no girl I've ever been in a relationship with
that I wanted to be with.
I went weeks without talking to them.
None.
Can I ask you all two questions?
So have y'all never, right now in this time,
Y'all don't say things out of anger at all.
Like everything y'all say y'all mean it.
No, the stuff that I say out of anger, I'll raise my voice out of anger.
I'll say shit out of anger about what's going on.
I don't say hurtful shit to my girl out of anger.
Never.
To answer your question, I shut down in anger to keep me from saying things in the moment.
I leave.
I do that.
I shut down.
I leave.
I will, like, I can't talk right now because I'm liable to say something that I really don't want to say or I don't really mean.
I like to be in control of my emotions.
not let my emotions control me.
And then part of that is, you know what,
I can't have this conversation right now
because I'm liable to say something I might not feel.
But what are you running to the divorce court
because she said let's get a divorce?
If I wanted a divorce.
Can I finish?
Not being in control of your emotions?
No.
No.
I wanted the divorce.
That means he's in control of his emotions.
I'm in control.
Because he really might want the divorce.
And that's what makes it cowardly
to me and immature.
Like have the kind of, if that's what you want.
He's a coward.
I'm not saying getting the divorces.
He's taking an opportunity
that one time she slipped up
and say some shit. It's not the one time. If he said
multiple times, I want to divorce.
She said, he said this multiple times.
He's a runner, though. He's a runner. So if he, when
she refers him as a runner,
you almost get the sense of, like,
that's the thing between both of them.
So when she knows the state
when he's trying to run, that's a good thing for them because
he don't really want to go because he's just a runner. He can't always
pick that option. I'm going to just get the fuck up
out of out of here. She showed him how
to huckle down and stay. Cool. And if you know
that this man is a runner, you know he's
mentioned divorce a bunch of times. You
You know you've sent him go from shit to sugar, like literally, from shit to sugar, and you now give him the out to say, yo, well, go file the fucking papers then, and don't talk to him for some weeks.
You just let the run or run.
You just gave him the opportunity in which to run.
And he should sit down and say, you know what, I can't do this.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I'm not disagreeing with that part.
That's my issue.
Because they're not talking part.
It's just going and doing it because it's like, you gave me the out.
So I'm going to just run and do it.
Your partner shouldn't be shocked to get divorced people.
I'm not disagree.
Like, I wouldn't have handled it like that.
Especially if that's your best friend,
especially if you're up in together 10 years.
She's about to have a baby.
True.
Yeah, they got a surrogate.
They shouldn't be like, oh, shit, I got a certain.
Like, that's crazy.
We have a surrogate.
That's right.
And moving forward with the pregnancy and all that other stuff.
Cool.
I'm not disagreeing with those things.
Yeah, you could handle it better.
But I think that on both things,
it could be handled in a different way.
Like, a nigger that want a divorce,
you just gave them out.
It's like women that want a leader.
The nigga that want a divorce, you need out.
so say you.
Okay.
So say, like, we've had conversations up here,
and you're I standing in this.
You're I standing in this,
that, yo, you cannot want to be in a relationship no more.
Y'all will purposefully do shit
to make the girl break up with y'all.
No, I don't stand in that.
I've done that.
I mean, I'm not saying.
I wasn't trying to be funny.
I'm saying.
So to me, I've never done that
because I look at that as cowardly.
The same way, yo, I'm giving you the out
to leave me alone,
so I don't have the tough, difficult conversation
saying that this no longer serves me.
and I want to break up.
Yes.
I think a lot of changes
in marriage personally.
If you married somebody
for 10 years,
you need to have a tough
difficult conversation.
You just do.
And not just because of marriage.
Did you want anybody
with or without a wedding ring?
I was about saying,
yo, dog,
if you're in a real relationship
a meaningful relationship,
the ring shouldn't change your moral compass?
Let me ask you something.
So what do y'all do in the event
that this happens with somebody
that you can't walk away from?
Like what happens if your daughter says
something that was out of anger?
Like, how do you manage that?
I have a scenario, right?
And this is a true scenario.
There are people that we are forced to engage with no matter what happens.
Your kids, your mom.
Some people don't even look at their mother in that regard.
And some people will disown their children.
I'm not a fan of that.
I'm just saying that there are people that, yo, once you say certain shit, my nigger, I'm done with you.
We have to assess those people and those people's personality traits, which she seemingly did because she called him a runner.
I'm asking y'all how y'all.
I've done that with you.
Family members, y'all know.
We've had this conversation off of things that they said.
But to ask you a question about if my daughter does it,
it's a different level.
And, I mean, personally, I don't believe either one of you to.
I don't think there's anything my daughter can do
that would have me turn that's what you up to her.
But then that would force you to learn how to give grace,
cope in the situation.
Yeah, to somebody that you feel is deserving of that.
Bro, we make it our morals or our decisions,
because I'm not agreeing with this decision.
I'm giving an objective standpoint
dog you can't make nobody be like you
So where some people say hurtful shit
And they be like yo you know I didn't mean it
My stance is I wouldn't have said it
I think your wife should be treated differently
I think that I agree
I agree
But it sound like they've been at this point
For a minute now this ain't brand new to me
That's what I hear from it
Yeah like I think we all agree on that you shouldn't say it part
It's just what happens if
Everybody don't agree with that
You know us
All of us up here in this conversation
We all agree on that
My only point is we're humans
and sometimes humans do shit they shouldn't do.
And when that happens, Heidi, you're responding.
If our kids say to us,
fuck you never speak to me again at 6, 16 or 26,
we're going to keep fighting for them
and we're not going to be like,
well, you said it, deal with it.
That's different.
If your girlfriend, it's different.
I see how it's different for you.
And I'm saying, to me,
if you make a commitment,
a life partnership with somebody,
marriage or otherwise,
it's not the same as your kid.
Nope.
But it's enough to warrant not being like,
all right, fucking out.
Why isn't that the same as my kid?
if this is the mother of my kid
or this is the person I have a kid with.
We're going to have to co-parent
through some of these things.
We're going to have to have a lifelong relationship.
Your families are going to be intertwined.
Yeah, I don't understand that.
It's totally different.
I look at, and again,
what is the difference?
It's a very big difference.
Explain it to me, I'm asking.
I'm 50.
You're 45 years old.
You can meet somebody,
we ain't even going to bring
our significant others into it.
You can meet somebody
that when you met them,
they were 35 years old.
They already had their own personalities.
You accept it, some of their flaws, et cetera, et cetera.
Somebody can have a consistent track record of behavior
where you cut that person off no matter how much you love them.
Yes.
That is a possibility.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't look at it like that when my kid.
But I'm responsible for my kid.
My kids' morality, my kid's personality, my kids' things, I help shape that.
I help shape that.
It's different.
It's different.
You're a stranger.
Wife and kid.
Yeah, like it's different than a stranger
that already was thrown when I met them.
You were who you were when I met you.
And that's why marriage is tricking to me
because the vows used to mean something.
Yeah.
And today...
They don't.
They don't mean shit today.
They don't.
Yeah, that's...
They didn't mean something back then.
They just couldn't leave.
Bro, person.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
They mean something if you and your partner
are going to uphold them.
Nah, back then the vows ain't mean shit like that.
Just motherfuckers didn't have no outs.
They couldn't do shit.
That's right.
That's really what it was.
That's true.
Marriage, Barrett back then was...
property type shit and you couldn't go nowhere.
That's a real tainted view of marriage that I choose.
That's a lens at all.
That's what marriage was rooted in, my nigga.
Let me ask you.
Let me ask you a question.
That's from the female side.
I used to talk about from the female side.
Like a lot of women stayed in unhappy marriages
because back in yesterday year,
they could not afford to leave,
whether financially or whatever means
they couldn't afford to leave.
But there's a lot of men
with half the projects look like your father.
So your father didn't necessarily uphold those vows neither.
He's right.
Yes, he is.
I am right.
I know niggas, old-haired niggers who got siblings because of where they lived and they look like them and they-
Neverdney-Nigua.
Yeah.
Hold up.
I didn't say it was a majority.
We didn't put a number.
On another side is divorce was taboo at certain points.
Especially for women.
Either, well, really for both.
You just didn't put a stain like that on your family.
In certain cultures right now, people don't get divorced because of women.
I don't think that any of this has anything to do with,
fuck even divorce.
Let's talk about friendships or anything.
If we have a fight and then the next thing I know I'm getting served papers,
that's corny.
It's corny.
No matter what,
I don't know where in what situation that that's not corny.
It's like,
why is something that I'm saying in this moment
enough for you to call your attorney, nigga?
That's crazy to me, man.
Again, we don't know what happened prior to that.
That's how we're looking at it.
We don't know what happened prior to that, bro.
I ain't even mean that shit I said to you yesterday.
That's all the job.
Right?
Oh, God.
You hungry?
Yeah, you want something to eat.
You ate today.
Come on, bring your stupid egg in the car, yo.
I thought that was the whole thing.
Like, I said, I want a divorce.
I'm trying to get hit.
I said I didn't divorce because I'm hungry.
My period's coming on.
So now you need to learn for the future
to better manage that.
Ain't no future, nigga, you serve.
With the next?
No, with the next.
Not with me.
Not with the next.
Not with the next niggas.
Learn how to better manage yourself.
Learn how to better manage yourself.
I believe that, bro.
You can't just walk around saying
what you want because you
hungry and niggas she's supposed to be oh my bad she was hungry she was hungry a woman can't go around saying what do a woman a woman child it don't matter
but a hungry woman is a psychopath you can't walk around just saying what the fuck you want just because you felt like it in the moment
but you like the world got to cater to that but you identify as a runner I'm talking to my man I don't as what you identify as a runner
no I've identified as I used to be a runner in the past that is totally different it's totally different
I've seen I've seen how fucked up that was I'm not that person anymore
but yes I have done that in the past
whereas I don't want to do this no more
I don't want to argue with you over it
I'll let you think you won or let you think
you uh hey girl I left him
so now you're not looking a certain way so yeah you can break up
with me so what I'm saying to you is
and I'm saying this in closing because I don't
want us to be circular
what I'm saying to you is
in the example I'm laying out for you
everything is fine between you and your wife
like let's get off of jelly roll
I'm talking about just your ideologies.
Everything is fine.
You want to be with her.
You're happy.
Okay.
You're in love.
This is the love of your life soul made.
You don't want to spend no...
And that is the person that is saying something out of anger.
How are you dealing with that?
Everything ain't fine.
How do we get here?
You say you're saying something out of anger to that point.
Everything ain't fine if she's sitting there saying the most hurtful things she could think of her.
That's not necessarily true.
Let me hear that.
A bad day at work.
can answer you.
Once the argument subsides, a conversation is had in which I tell you like, dog, that shit
you said, I felt the way about it.
I don't argue like that.
A lot of people, families argue.
Like, I've seen sisters and brothers argue to the point where they say anything, right?
I've heard circumstances where girls that I dealt with, a girl I dealt with was arguing with
her sister and was like, that's why your daughter's a fucking whore, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I said, yo, dog, that's your niece.
You're not talking about her daughter.
You're talking about your niece.
You call her your niece a whore because you argue with her moms.
Guess what?
Two, three weeks later, they just at the cookout like it's nothing wrong.
That's normal to them.
That's not normal to me.
And so when she and I were getting arguments, I'll be like, fam, I don't argue like that.
That stuff you're doing, we're not doing that.
And she would, once, twice, three.
Once you get the three or four times, I'm out of here.
Okay.
You got what I'm saying?
Like, it's a conversation to be had on how we are going to conduct ourselves collectively
as opposed to what you grew up doing
or as opposed to what's normal to you
that's not normal to me.
It's like a nigga saying,
yo, or getting handsy.
Like verbal abuse is a thing.
Physical abuse is a thing.
You can't just hit me,
nigga because you flew off the handle.
Sweet, girls can't just hit niggas
because they fly off the handle
and I didn't mean it.
No, that shit don't matter.
As adults, we got to adjust
in our behaviors and what we're doing.
That's a part of being a fucking adult
and having some level of emotional maturity
and control.
I agree with you.
I just think, I just think,
I just think the adjustment needs to be on both sides.
That person needs to learn not to say mean things,
and you need to learn how to deal
when somebody that you love and don't want to leave says something mean.
I think the conversation happens.
I said, I'm not leaving.
You got to converse.
And that was our whole point from the beginning to have that conversation.
Jellyroll, I'm waiting on that piping hot white tea.
I'm waiting on that white tea.
I'm going to write a book.
No, I'm waiting on him to tell us about how it's politically.
I can't believe that jelly roll.
He ran from the politics.
I just can't believe his jelly roll conversation lasted as long.
In a good way.
I didn't know that the story was that interesting.
I really thought it was just a celebrity divorce.
This shit is actually interesting.
Now I want to know about the movie of the shit.
I want to know what the fight was over.
I need to know.
I need to know what the fight was over.
We're going to find out.
It's my business now.
We're going to find out.
Somebody going to get it.
Good show, y'all.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
I think we did it.
I think so.
We smoked this one.
What's your own this weekend?
You're doing anything fun?
I got to go out of town for some sad shit.
I went out.
I'm outside the night, though.
I went to what you would call her yesterday.
Thank you, brother.
The August Wilson play.
Joe Turner's come and gone.
I seen it last night.
It was cool.
Ish, I said something lit, nigga.
Tell me about...
The play is lit.
Some people Broadway's lit.
It is.
It is lit.
Broadway is lit.
I mean, are we outside?
They selling culture at Walmart, my nigga.
If you is.
Are we outside?
Who's we?
I'm supposed to.
Frank, want to see us.
And miss it, you tweeted.
You ain't called me or text me,
you're fuck out of you.
Y'all not going to leave.
You're not going to leave ice hanging is, Joe.
What happened?
He would have to go out.
He got the birthday button.
I said he's going to see Frank tonight.
He's going to see Frank, man.
We're outside there.
Fuck it.
I want to see Frank, man.
I got $200 for you.
I have my own.
Oh, yeah.
You can stay in house.
You can stay home with your 200.
Don't come out.
I'm giving my man $200 for his birthday.
What are you talking about?
He's scared.
He's scared.
He's scared.
He's scared.
He's scared.
Of course.
Of course.
You can't.
You went out and they throw $200.
Just go over there, though.
Wait, where are you going to, stand in where?
It's times you've gone out.
Now, you're talking to me, though.
You ain't talking to that.
Here we go.
You're not talking to you guys.
Close the lack time.
You're talking to Antoine.
Yeah, he sat up too.
You're talking to me, dog.
Wooda mic?
Moving.
Yeah.
I'm listening.
There are times that you and I've gone to strip clubs
and you didn't throw $200.
What year was it?
Why he was up?
It don't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It matters to me.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
I sit the fuck back now.
I don't have that.
Now sit the fuck back.
Because now you got expendable because you're rich.
Now sit the fuck back.
I ain't rich, dude.
All right, you're not.
All right, man, you're not.
Just know, when you start throwing your two on it,
go stand by the kitchen.
I won't go in and I don't know it.
Of course you will.
You just won't stay hi to me in ice.
All right.
All right, there you go.
That's it.
We go.
No, all jokes aside, you should come.
You should come say out of friend tonight.
You should.
Seriously, all jokes aside.
Mark, you should come too.
Yeah, Mike, let me know.
Mark ain't coming.
Mark's not coming.
I know what that is.
Mona, what's up?
You in Jersey tonight?
You can hang out too.
No, y'all outside.
Mark go to the strip club?
Mona, what's up?
You coming?
Now we y'all announcing on the show.
Word.
Man, Mark,
man, Mark, the tool down some shit.
Yeah, I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, listen, man, y'all hold it down out there.
The whole J.B.P. gang of being the streets tonight.
Fuck they're talking about.
Hopefully y'all have enjoyed this broadcast.
much as we've enjoyed delivering it to you.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you ado.
Farewell, adios,
Riva, d'urche.
Asta, a a while.
A simple headna will suffice.
Rest and peace, take heed.
Yeah, rest and peace, take care.
We done already.
I can apply for at least another hour.
We didn't even really talk about that,
but there was no information on take care.
There's no information.
Anything we would say would be unofficial.
Take Keith, we love you.
Thank you. Thank you for your service.
And it's a lot of them at 29.
Yeah.
Going too soon, man.
You're way too soon.
We're praying for his family, his fans, and his friends, man.
Love ones, yeah.
Go, Doug.
Hey, wait a.
Yo, the Doug set, too, is another one for me.
Yep, that's a guilty pleasure sets,
unexpected sets that really hit me going.
That boy got him, yo.
He got a few.
He got a few of them.
He got quite a few.
Mona, what's up?
You welcome tonight, man.
You can come out.
You can come out just like that, too.
You can come out just like that with that outfit on.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait a minute now.
Hey.
Y'all hold it down out there, yo.
Please be safe.
Remember, it's still a Knicks championship summer.
That don't mean to shoot niggas or stab niggas, yo.
Just be cool.
It's hard just to pick one.
Y'all hold it down till next time.
If I got two, but if I got two, hey.
I want my sick one.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, hey.
I want the slim one.
Ice want the slim one.
I just want the handicapped one.
I want the disabled one.
I just want the disabled one.
You're gonna fucker the disabled journey some more,
the disabled baddies?
It was just a page.
I ain't like trying to crack none of that.
Yeah.
Yo, man, enjoy your weekend.
Be safe, be sound,
and out all that you, same time, same place next week.
Maybe my real hair, don't get my win.
If you ain't got an M yet, nigger you a kid, fuck with it gay.
Listen to Cash, though.
If you ain't got an M yet, then you a kid.
Cash, though.
That's a friend of the show Cash, though,
with the absolute few you are.
Cash, dog, stop talking that shit.
If you ain't got an M, you a kid, a kid.
That's a lot.
Yeah, that's a lot.
To the nigger that just got his first hundred grand.
Word.
Cut the shit off, Brett.
Cut the shit off, Brett.
Who's your button?
J.B.
J.B. Chaby, Chaby, Chabee, Chabee, Chb, Chabee, Chb, Chbhibby, Chbhibb, Chbhibb, Chbhbhibb, Chbhbhbh, Chbhbhbh.
Where are to be without the Jbapap?
We'll fold that up right now.
You've never heard of Joe, buddud?
