The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 939 | "On Some Bro Shit"

Episode Date: June 20, 2026

The latest episode from the JBP begins with the pod learning some news about Ice on his birthday (9:49) before the crew reacts to the New York Knicks Championship parade (41:44). Joe shares his though...ts on LA after a quick trip to the west coast (1:22:25) and Terry Crews reveals he had a porn addiction (1:38:50). In new music, an album from YG (2:02:34), Chris Brown releases a deluxe to 'BROWN' (2:04:50), plus a Timbaland & Chloe collab project (2:09:45). Also, a B2k and Pretty Ricky Verzuz is coming (2:20:24), Jelly Roll files for divorce from Bunnie Xo after 10 years (2:34:07), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Enjoy the show. Hi, Boller. Ish, how's my posture? Like, am I sitting them straight? Like, do I like a bad bitch on some bro shit? You need a little pillow behind your back. I knew he was going to take it to your back. Corey, pillow, now.
Starting point is 00:00:42 I love that. Some broshish, though. On some bro shit. Like, you know, homo, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My hands look fat. Is it all that vibe? That's this right.
Starting point is 00:00:50 You know what I mean? I got a little fat moved around. You did. Sometimes that shit stiffing up on, bitches. Thank you. I appreciate that. The fat stiffing up. Listen, the doctor.
Starting point is 00:00:59 The doctor said. The who down. The doctor. The doctor. The doctor. Dr. Ptoll. Oh, she was about making sense. Yeah, she was down there for God.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Excuse me. It was about saving money. It was about the economy in Mexico. I wanted to keep, I wanted to spike it. Support local business. Exactly. Exactly. The doctor said I had plenty of volume in my cooler.
Starting point is 00:01:15 That's my ass. He said, you know, we could fill it in. So whatever dicks that were like detrimental dents, he put a little fat there. No, he fixed that shit on some brood shit. On some brood shit. On some brood? On some bro shit? On some bro shit?
Starting point is 00:01:29 That's just sitting. You're still getting that on some brooch shit, though? Yo, the niggas put ass fault No. No. No. You know, on some bro shit been dead.
Starting point is 00:01:36 That's she was dead in the 90s, though. Today is back. It's not dead. It's never been dead. This is important. Excuse me, Parks. So day six,
Starting point is 00:01:44 I do a little jump. This motherfucker don't move. Pope, this motherfucker don't move. This bitch stiff. You know what I mean? So I was getting nervous. Oh, no, you got to let time pass. Right.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Exactly. So it's a little recall on that thing. You know what I mean? Check out the BTS. You ain't stopped. You ain't stopped wagging it since you fucking got back from the doctoror. I can't even dance yet, Joe.
Starting point is 00:02:04 I'm not dead yet, I can't dance yet because you know I shake ass on the ground. Yeah, but it's... You shake ass on the ground? On the ground. I don't have a problem with that. I don't think it's not wrong to shake ass on the ground
Starting point is 00:02:15 on social. That's what got Terry. How are the young niggas treating you now? It's a little ridiculous. It's a little shit. It's a bit much. It's a little...
Starting point is 00:02:24 It's a tad. You know what I mean? It's a tad. The other days these diggas like trying to talk to me at the car. Yeah. They part all four. them niggas got out. I didn't know it was a robbery or which one you like to, but I took the fuck off.
Starting point is 00:02:36 You know what I mean? Yeah. A little scary. Just wait until you bring them Pong Pum Pum Pum's out. Yeah. What? Some brochish. What's a broochie? Oh, the booty shorts? The short. I ain't gonna lie. Honestly, like, I'd probably be, I've been big my whole life. I still feel like, you know, like it don't feel like it yet.
Starting point is 00:02:52 All right. Going outside with them shorts on. Yeah, yeah. I ain't a booty short person, brood. What's a bro shit, though. That's a bro shit, though. Yeah. I'm excited, though, y'all. back. Yeah. So I said, I mean,
Starting point is 00:03:03 I'm ready to go back. Happy Juneteen, happy Juneteen. Happy Junete. Happy Junete. Everybody. Had happy birthday to freeze.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Thank you. Thank you, thank you, Matthew. Happy Junete. It's your birthday. Freedom. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Yeah, Parks. That was racist. I said happy Juneteenth first and then I said A. Thank you, bro. Happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:03:22 You didn't perfect order, Parks. Thank you. His birthday could be after we celebrate freedom. Is that cool with you,
Starting point is 00:03:28 freeze? Ain't more important than June. I don't know. Freeze is one of people. Freeze is not a cancer. Freezeberg, they're being on June team, it's like God just.
Starting point is 00:03:35 That's a joke. It's no way you're a cancer freeze. I'm a Gemini. You're right. There is no way I'm a cancer. I don't know how I didn't know that. You're a general. Yeah, you're rising and you're fucking.
Starting point is 00:03:46 There you go. You think you're on. You think you're on. Yeah, you're fucking go. That's it. Speak bird. I'm asking. Hey, call me what you like.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Do you think you only a Gemini? Fam, I am what I am. That's what I know. All right. So you don't know your chart. What time were you born? Let's get to the numerology. What time?
Starting point is 00:04:05 What time were you born? 11.25 and 17 seconds. A.m. 11. Okay. So, this is rising, moon. I got to go. I got to get a shit.
Starting point is 00:04:13 I ain't off the dome with it. I mean, I mean, right. It's a real thing. I wouldn't have been shot. It would attract. I can see the Gemini and you, but I'm curious about your rising, John. Don't. On some bro shit.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Don't ask about my rising. All right. I apologize that I was that was. That was wild. Oh shit, that was. I'm so slow. That's crazy. My bad.
Starting point is 00:04:36 No, I don't want some broshie. You can't. The rising? On some broshed, you know how to want to be baddie with that little ass waist. You're a baddie now, nigga. We bet, this is the baddie couch. Like, our waist are going. You did come with your waist out.
Starting point is 00:04:49 You tucked your shirt in and everything. You see the thing that coming with his shirt tucked in? In the sweatpants. Like, he looks cute. Well, thank you, Ma. You do. We look better. for it.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Don't waste shameless. Right. Don't waste shameless. These niggas won't even say they weight still. Isch is on his way, though. Isch is working out.
Starting point is 00:05:09 His arms are tight this morning like he did a push-up. Issues in a gym. And I'm proud of you. And he turned down a snack. I dropped out. And when he was in there, he had the gym trainer.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Let's just do weighing, y'all. Ice was killing him for a minute. He coming back? He can't have a trainer from the gym. The waist trainer? Okay. No. Oh.
Starting point is 00:05:26 A trainer. Oh. Not a waist trainer. What's wrong with having a trainer? No, you can't have a trainer from the gym Oh, I see what you're saying You got to bring your own trainer Couture traders
Starting point is 00:05:37 What's the one of the way to train it from gym Is that like factory rims or some shit? No That's how you said it like What's factory rims is great BBS is Niggas Knicks clown me for one of Plain the Fitness
Starting point is 00:05:46 I didn't even know that was a lot You're too good for playing a fitness Oh yeah there's Jim shaming now Playing the fitness What's the other one 24 LA Fitness I got L.A Fitness
Starting point is 00:05:54 I got L.A. Fennis is met on a L. L.A. Fennis ain't I still got L. L. LA Fitness is expensive, y'all. No. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:06:03 I pay like $4 a month. You think it's just five-o-ishy. Lifetime and equinox are at the top. Those are two I go to, but I got an L.A. Fitness membership. I had a plan. I had like four-two memberships at once. For what? What's the planet one?
Starting point is 00:06:13 That's the purple shit. That's the purple shit. Yeah, it do be hard to get out of the shit. They made a hard as shit. They had to the Philippines. The planet one is for the pores. You got to wait until your car dies. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Y'all in here talking crazy. Yeah, they don't take a series. They don't take a series. In the beverage section, they had Mountain Dews. I was like, if you got Mountain Dews and quarter water water in the beverage section, you know, my first time in planning to fitness, my first time in fitness, it was hot pizza
Starting point is 00:06:37 and purple fruities on the walkout. You did all that work and you're fed ass, fuck the whole thing up. Get some cars, what I'm saying? But why do, on some real shit, y'all, why? What is the point of that? So you keep your membership. You don't never meet your goals.
Starting point is 00:06:50 That's right. You don't keep your whole fucking, y'all? You have been in a gym, used the machine, and get up. the nigger after you start doing the disinfectant spray. You're supposed to do it. You're supposed to do it yourself. Yeah, they do be having that sign up.
Starting point is 00:07:05 That's why the dude after you does it. That's why the nigger did it. What loser actually does it? Hey, don't wait. Joe, let me help you. He just had epiphany. Joe, let me help you with something. I don't think I've ever wiped the machine down in my life.
Starting point is 00:07:21 You are terrible. Not only is that disgusting, but it's also flirting. Why? How's it flirting? Because you want the next man to be all up in your fucking pheromones and shit? That's flirting. That's extra extra. That's your arm hurt.
Starting point is 00:07:35 That is a reach. Okay. But maybe it is. My gym, they got people walking around all day cleaning the machines. But is there a sign that says can you clean the machine?
Starting point is 00:07:43 Please clean the machine after you, right? It's common courtesy. Yes. Especially if you all sweating. Ish, is there a sign at your gym? I don't know. I don't be reading. What they think?
Starting point is 00:07:50 I got some fucking fabulous. Oh, they got the shit right there. They got the white sprays all around. You just grab the white man. You don't know. Girl, please. You all are horrible. Bad bidsches ain't cleaning the machine.
Starting point is 00:08:06 You're tripping. When I was a fat ass, I took time to clean off the machine. Hey, I'll take a rope a dozen. Hey, yeah, I'll get better. Advil, cold, and sinus. Cleaning the machine. When I get off the treadmill, my next thing on my mind is wiping that shit down. Do y'all go to the gyms where you're not allowed to grunt?
Starting point is 00:08:25 You know, some of those gyms you can't. make noise when you lift the weight. That's planet fitness. Why would you, how? How do you, how? Because they, some of those gyms, it's like, it's like, it's, it's not only is it like annoying to other people, but it can make, it's like almost, I can't remember the word for it, but.
Starting point is 00:08:38 That's weird. It's like gym shame if you're yelling at, uh, uh, with the weights. I mean, if you're OD, I get it. No, there are some gym. Yeah, if I'm max and doing my max weight, sometimes you gruck because the shit is heavy. Yeah, exactly. That's how you, that's how you wrap out or the max out.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Yeah. When I see, because I want to get to a point where I can lift, when I see women lift, they always make noise. But some of them gyms, you can't do that. You can't make all that grind. Leave that gym. That's why a lot of the weight guys go to specific, like bulky gyms. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:09:03 All the big niggas go to the big gym. Thank you for that information. You know, some of the niz is the Zumba. I don't judge y'all for Zumba and Pilates with y'all be getting into. I'm about to start Zumba. Damn, I was solely trying to clown in this nigga. I'm in Zumba. I'm a teacher.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I'm the professor. I'm the professor. You know he grifting. You know, I'm not flexible enough. I need even flexible. I'm super flexible. Are you flexible, Joe? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:26 I'm not sure. I'm not. You're not flexible at all? Like in no way. No, I'm about to go back to stretch class. I'm dead ass. My mobility is fucked up. Corey sent me.
Starting point is 00:09:37 You're not flexible up here either. Okay. You got your ass shaved and you ain't flexible now. As well. You see, that's a waste. I love that you have your ass ball. Remember when I discovered that, that was a wild day, right? I went and did that yesterday.
Starting point is 00:09:49 What? You got your ass shamed? Yes. No. Wait, you got your ass shamed? Waxed. How was it? Yo, Fris, what's going on with you, man?
Starting point is 00:09:57 You had to get right for your birthday? I love what you're doing. Yeah, do you got his ass wax for his birthday? Okay, questions. Can I start? I heard that shit hurt. That shit was different. Wait, slow down, slow down, slow down.
Starting point is 00:10:07 You know, are you okay? Can I start? I have questions. Sure, sure. Number one, this might feel like deja food. On some brook shit. On some bro shit. On some bro shit.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Like, man to men. When they got you in the ass, were you... What? Wait. When they waxed you in it? Yeah. When they wax you on your ass, where you two it up.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Did you get more of a this to get under the balls and in your ass crack or did you get on all fours? No, I didn't get on all fours. She said pull your knees to your chest. I was like, excuse me? That's a nice position. I ain't about to do it.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, she suck your toes too. You used on some DTF, see, Louishet. Wait, I. Ice, is this how you was? Yeah. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Okay, so eyes open or eyes closed? Eyes open. Did you hurry hand? You wanted to see that shit. No, I was over my fucking name. Did she play slow music? It was music playing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Like Luther? Another question. On some bro shit, it might be inappropriate. Was the wax super warm or just, did you like that warmness in your ass? Oh, okay. Not in your ass. Did you? What?
Starting point is 00:11:18 Oh, slow down. You on the stig. You liked it on the gooch? You liked it on the gooch. You liked it on your gout. your Gucci. That shit felt a high friend. That shit felt the hype. That shit felt good on the Gucci. I was like, oh, okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:30 That warm sensation on your Gucci is crazy. All right, you go get a nice tip. I like a little something warm on my Gucci. You'll give it a tip. Uh-huh. I like a little warm drip on the Gucci. Okay, so, so how much you think, how many rips you think it took to do your whole ass and bussy? Whoa. Your bussy and your Gucci is the same thing. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:11:53 It was a couple rips. Okay, but it's eye watering, correct? Yeah. What kind of noise did you make? Right. I'll tell you, no grunting anymore. That wasn't the actor. No, that shit.
Starting point is 00:12:04 He was more stylistic. I hope you're calling the police. Wow. Last in the closet is big. What is this supposed to mean? Are you shooting at me again? Only grown men care about that. You know who appreciates that?
Starting point is 00:12:25 You're woman. Of course. She ain't got a little brown hairs everywhere. You're nasty, twin. You feel, me? Grown, man. Get that ass clean, man. I'm proud of you.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Now, you're going to have a wet butt for a couple days. Oh, my God. Because first is wet butt because you're not used to so much. Parks, let me really explain. Oh, please. You seem the most interested. Um, no shade. It's like super wet, sweaty vibe.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Right. What's a brood shit? Like, we're bros. What the fuck? We love each other. Like, what the fuck? So it's like so bald and wet down there is real like super, not mud buddy. but just sweaty butt type vibe.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Then you get that initial stubble. That could be a bitch. That lasts like 12 hours smooth selling. Like really, much fresher. I have to imagine it's pretty itchy after the comeback. Nah, the stubble is literally a 12 hour. I think it's not even a whole day thing. And then, and honestly, you should exfoliate.
Starting point is 00:13:14 I got all that shit. I got all that shit. You got all that shit really. You got all that shit. You did the peach, scratchy shit on your ass. Vanilla. As is sure, you have to exfoliate, y'all. And it's crazy because I just fell on exfoliates.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Auxiation wipes so you could like keep going during days, but I'm happy for you. Congratulations. What is it? For his exfoliation. The rock salt shit, scratch the dead skin off. Oh, shit, you got everything. Corey shaking and see the people that can't see him so you don't know of nothing about body scrubs. You just, you just wash his ass with Irish Spring on some 93 shit.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Bet. Can't be in the fancy trills. All bushy. Oh, that's right. True. What made you want to do that? It's a birthday. I've been saying before, I hate hair.
Starting point is 00:13:55 I wanted to, like, I would go from here. hair down completely hairless. So I looked at the laser shit. They said that shit hurt like a motherfucker. How about you been saying that? He absolutely said it. And we said it when we, when we, when we, no, they played too much.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Excuse me, my brother. When we had this conversation about, when we got, had the conversation about my brother, ish removing all the hair off of his ass. I always want, what? He did that left his knees. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:14:25 You two niggas is the dumbest niggins. Can you get up? Excuse me We're in a whole It's a serious conversation And the audience doesn't like When we get stepped on Talking about serious things
Starting point is 00:14:35 Excuse me anyway When we discovered that He gets his ass Completely rid of hair On his side You and me both agreed That hairless is the best way Of course
Starting point is 00:14:46 I mentioned that I'm asking I wanted to get it done Yes it on the hygiene tip It's less sweaty Less mud buddy All that This nigga is putting the Andy's damn At the end of the day
Starting point is 00:14:55 His ass is cleaner That everybody's in here except for mine. Good job. I'm not, Listen. I don't say to that. Yeah, word. You got it.
Starting point is 00:15:04 All right. I'm not judging you for going to get your procedure done. Well, yes, I am. It's not a procedure. It's a procedure. It's a procedure. No, it's a procedure.
Starting point is 00:15:16 On some bro shit. All right. On some bro shit. It's a procedure. I'm not judged, but I am judging you for that. Of course. I'm judging you more for doing that
Starting point is 00:15:25 and then throwing on some cargo. I was thinking the same thing for the right now. What should you wear a hair pants? Some A-Lo? Some biker shorts and something?
Starting point is 00:15:34 Yeah, some A-Lo? Some sweat. Some soft. You know what I mean? No, this is, I'm fine. I got, fucking. It's definitely shafing.
Starting point is 00:15:42 It's not chafing. Cargo shorts with the wax ass is crazy. He's not going to get stubble till Sunday. I'm great. He's not going to get stubble? He's not going to get a little stubble to fucking Sunday by Monday. He's going to be good.
Starting point is 00:15:53 That first little cold of fuzz, he's going to be great. My break. You gotta be getting fingers in your ass. How, God. Have to. No. You have to.
Starting point is 00:16:02 No, you have to. No, you don't. I'm telling you something. It's okay if you do. It's just a vanity. Yeah, where. How do you put that together? I'm curious. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:09 What's the point in having a clean eyes? That's what you're saying? Right. No, not clean. It's a clean. Yeah, clean is. It's a hypercleet. Hairless.
Starting point is 00:16:16 I really want you to give you. Hairless. Yeah, we're not having a hygiene talk. We're not going to. That's what it's about. That's what it's about. It is not a hygienic. This is the thing though.
Starting point is 00:16:27 The things that are come out of your ass. You sweat with hair. The hair area you are, the more sweat you're going to have. You can be clean without being all CSI with it. Thank you. That's what we're saying. Okay. What we're saying is if you piss, it's going to be pissing that hair if you have a lot of hair.
Starting point is 00:16:42 It's pissing it for sure. And it's some do-doo. They call them dingleberries. Fuck that. It's a name for them. It's a bagelberries. You have a bidet, big. It's a musky smell in your hair if you hairy and your pubic hair.
Starting point is 00:16:55 I'm with you, bro. But I think what we're saying is he didn't get that whole car waxed and clean just to leave it in the driveway. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, thank you, Mark. That's what they're saying. Thank you, Mark. That's what I disagree. I disagree, too, because as a person that did it, I disagree.
Starting point is 00:17:10 He's not. He's still young. Muslims are supposed to. Hey, man, what you did in a young cult leader over there, I ain't got nothing to do with that. Hey, you might have got this thing waxed. I'm projecting, my daughter. I'm going to go into the mold. I'm going.
Starting point is 00:17:25 I'm going to pick up some straggling bitch. The night is still in. With low nails. It's a parking lot of them. Yeah. If I get this thing whack, who, nigga.
Starting point is 00:17:36 You're not in my finger. Armor all top down. Sorry, sorry. What's happening right now? This ain't just for me. They're letting their inner fantasies out. What's happening right now? Are people admitting to a joy in a finger?
Starting point is 00:17:48 No, they are. They're projecting and letting their fantasies out. No, it's no judgment here. Yeah, we don't king shame up here. Why would God put it? a glen of your ass that makes you come if you weren't supposed to fuck with it, right? How you know that? Happy Pride. What? Because I read,
Starting point is 00:18:01 I know. It's Pride Month again. How many moms them get? They, a lot. And we support them here at Joe Bunn podcast. Still June, though. Everybody loves and welcomes you more than us at the Joe Bond podcast. That's a fact, but June, long and last. Who you are for your pride.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Well, I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it because I opened the door with the whole. I'm gonna take that. I'm gonna take that. Do you remember that one of our people wrote in on the Patreon and he said he talked about how he felt with the no homo thing? You know we slowed down. We cut that in less than half. Do you don't know that? You never recognized that about us?
Starting point is 00:18:36 No homo was something that was said constantly on the spot. We didn't say that. We never said, pause. I'm sorry, pause. And we still say pause. Because no homo and pause is nowhere near the same. I think pause is better. Either way somebody wrote in.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Yeah, I know. Mark's point. It's Mark's fine. You know this thing in real life? Yeah. I do. I didn't say that on the air, but you were. Yes, you did.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Did I? Yes, you did. I thought I told you off the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. I was trying to. Well, I thought that he did an amazing job. Explained how I made him feel.
Starting point is 00:19:06 He related to being a kid with his cousins and being the only gay with his cousins. And he said he loves us a lot. He feels like he's a part of the crew. But he's just curious why is that a negative to us or whatever. But I just wanted to compliment us because we've really slowed down with saying it. We did it. I don't know if y'all noticed. I don't know if y'all noticed.
Starting point is 00:19:23 This story. What's the problem? Shut up. I hate all of them. It's time to get rolling. DJ Joey one of the ones and twos. Let's get it.
Starting point is 00:19:35 It's my favorite part of the show. Shut up. For real. Could you get to shake ass? Because you good at it, boy. I would do it one day. Hey. On some bro shit.
Starting point is 00:19:53 You can shake that shit around me on some broo shit. I ain't going to frost. I didn't get a couple dollars. Oh, my. Bro some broo shit. I got some singles. I'm out. Rest of peace, take keep.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Man. Way too soon, way too soon, man. I'm not for that me. So it really ain't my motherfucker. I'm not the same, man. And I can let you check the tag. Now I'm rocking name brand. I'm only chasing after bags.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Now I got the top. Hey, this is a rolling. Not a stop. Why shit don't never stop. There's a flow that got the block. Hot. Mike check one, two, one two. Check 1-212.
Starting point is 00:21:26 So glad y'all could be here with us today. Always for the ladies, always for the ladies. We still on some mixed shit. Catch me cause I'm gone. Go from 6 to 2. They scared to rap. Pulling back the curtain by myself, take a look. All the patrolies, all the subgroups out there.
Starting point is 00:22:06 I'm gonna'n forgiving wild-ass dog nigger. Something wrong with them. Got them all bitter. I'm a bill. I don't have no time for no misunderstand this again. This is been. I'm going to fucking leave us up. Kay shit.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Anybody in the nightlife. Shout to the bartenders and the strippers. See you later. Yeah, me. Shout to all the doctors and therapists out there. All the life coaches and all that. We didn't forget you. I wonder how they're still impregnant.
Starting point is 00:23:09 All that ride is dead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get up like defense Whatever you do since Keep it juices Leave that beeping shit
Starting point is 00:23:21 A root chris I end up toothless I've been to fish For my whole life I've got burn as I'm by lights I'll live on me getting Swack bitches I think these bitches
Starting point is 00:23:35 Couldn't get it Hardie What up? What up? Out of Ricking Out of Ricking Out of Ricking Out of Ricking
Starting point is 00:24:04 No Bound Bound Bound Bound Bound Bound Bout Bout Bows Bows
Starting point is 00:24:09 Bows Yeah Yeah Yeah Who Who Hey, kiss me smile, naked. Fill a baby.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Whole Tennessee was popping out there. Astro. Memphis, what up now? All the producers out there, what up, what up? Sun is down, freezing cold. That's how we already know. When it's here. That's just all he know, you don't know nothing else.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Let it rock, let the rock. I try to show. Yeah. I'm trying to show. Uh, no. Uh, nancy, Daddy. Yeah. Who jokes?
Starting point is 00:25:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on on you with the pick and roll. Younger Flamey and Sickle Moe. Hey! Hey! Yeah, I mean? They don't play this in Martin's Vineyard, Mark. Everybody actually, actually they do it in a million.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Are you going this year? Nah. Everybody, Keney in my old town. Everybody in Boston. Everybody in Boston. Roll out, roll out. Rhode Island. Don't forget Rhode Island.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Rhode Island fine. Buffalo, what up out there? All up there. Detroit, Chicago, what's going on out there? Detroit, Chicago, what's going on out there? We're on to retreat. We all in too deep. Play, man, for Keith.
Starting point is 00:26:18 I'm starting soon, I promise, but this my shit is taking me back to a time. We all in too deep. Play, man, man, for key. Oh, play on top. This shit way too formal. Y'all know I don't follow suit. Stacy Dash, most of these girls ain't got a clue. Travis fell off, right?
Starting point is 00:26:36 You could say it, it's fine. We'll see what he comes with next. We'll see when he comes with next. That nigger fell off. A break. Not a fall off, right? Definitely been on a break for a while. That nigga fell off.
Starting point is 00:26:47 He'd be putting out bullshit. That's not what's happening. He just got an album. He just got out. Last year, maybe? No way. No way. No way.
Starting point is 00:26:55 No way to Travis dropped 20. That shit was a minute ago. Maybe 23. Y'all got a lot of words for yes. He fell off. This nigger fell off. Oh, damn, that was 2023. Yeah, I thought so.
Starting point is 00:27:06 I mean, he's still a merchandise monster, and he can move product. He is one of the best drivers of inventory we have. But if we talk about just music, oh, hold up now. When he drop again. Someone's sad, motherfucker. Oh.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Yeah, you know I'm letting this go. You know I'm letting this go. Come on now. We starting soon. We got Nick's Parade. What else we got? Terry Cruz. Ex addiction which leads to uh I'll tell you later
Starting point is 00:27:37 She's in love with who I am back in high school I used to bust it to the dance Yeah, hey hey Imagine Drake on the bus to the dance I get a man This shit got the beer for real made a right yeah I can't wait to that birthday rocks They're gonna fuck them up Nid'n't ya
Starting point is 00:28:12 These niggas got their ass wax that won't even move it Shake some ass niggas Why y' ain't shaking no ass over there with all that waxed ass Hey! Checks over stripes. Hey! That's what I like. That's what we like.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Lost my respect. You're never the threat. When I shoot my shot, that shit wet like on shakes. See the shots that I took. Wet like I'm booked. Wet like on Lizzie. Hey. I'll be spending valley circle blocks till I'm busy.
Starting point is 00:28:37 It's your eyes keep looking at this couch. Your eyes keep looking over. Who you looking at me? Hey. Back in high school, I used to bus. Who you look at that? Now I hit that I hit that with the
Starting point is 00:28:50 I'm in the house I didn't have a sand 13 hours To my land Had me out Like a light Like a light Like a light
Starting point is 00:28:57 Like a light Last of Dawson Shelly See the guys Yeah he said Keep that I'm like Why these Mug
Starting point is 00:29:06 What y'all used to do When this used to come on Mark Put that fucking Blackberry away nigga Would you look hip hop For two times a week
Starting point is 00:29:14 At least Jesus God damn Bitch A bitch Nigel always being a doctor I'm here Hey, I know see this. Yeah, about a check.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Those are. Pass this in my daughter, I'm a show what it. For Forbes got these other bitches shook, yeah. All right. We fucked that up. Sheesh. That's still so good in the key. That's a piece, man.
Starting point is 00:29:41 A fucking baby, 29 years old, not even 30. What a phrase. Nubh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, who's your body. What's that? What's fun! What's fun! You, I see. You know, ice, edge.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Ooh. It's Mark from my head, pussy, pussy. Firstly. What episode is this? Firstly, Mona. Welcome to episode 939 of the Joe Button podcast, brought to you by, fueled by power, by Price, Pigs, Pigs, gang. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:25 I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, extremely happy to be here, ultra-slim host. Yes. Waste wear, beach. Fuck they talk about. That's just part of fashion, itch. Ish. It's strange. You can't call him it's for the wax ass.
Starting point is 00:30:41 You know what? Yeah. That's Mr. Itch to you. No weights. No, that's just a part of fashion. You know what I mean? Y'all ain't here about the robbery. Somebody stole his waist. Hello.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Reward if you find. I'm such a bitch. For all the audio listeners, his waist is so teeny and tiny. Listen, man, we got a great episode lined up for you all today. I'm your host Joe Budden. Next to me, you know the vibes. Big Demona, don't call her white girl. Mona is here, Mona.
Starting point is 00:31:09 How you doing, babe? I'm doing amazed balls. Excellent. Next to her, Philadelphia's finest. He was the one that put a hand on Joe L. Embed's back during that fucking fighting Philly. That was him. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:31:21 That was him you've seen with Torrey and them. That was him you've seen with Pierce Brosnan. What's the name again? Pierce Morgan? Pierce Morgan. And Pierce Morgan. And Pierce Brosson. And Pierce Brosson.
Starting point is 00:31:33 How did you get Pierce Morgan switched up? Like what? I don't even know that many pierces. Anyway, make some noise our good brother. Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building. Mark, how you doing, man? I'm okay. We're having a rough, rough streak.
Starting point is 00:31:47 I'm sick, as always. Now, I had to buy a new book bag because somebody stole my other... And you went both the same one. Yeah. Stole it from where, Mark. I'm getting... I'm slipping, man.
Starting point is 00:32:00 I'm slipping. I left my car door unlocked. Again. Again, Mark. Yeah. This time... You just got him at the airport. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:06 I lost my laptop. That's how I ended up. Aren't you from Philly? Yes, the Norf, the Norf side. I'm not living there. I just slipped up. So I bought a new laptop this joint. They was teasing me because it's gold like a teenage girl. It's yellow.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Daze yellow. You bought a lime green. That's dandelion. Wait, is that an air? Dandy lime yellow. It's not even an air. It's a, what's it? The nannos.
Starting point is 00:32:28 The nannos. The nanny. It's a tablet. Why did you buy that? Because I realized I don't need all that shit that's on it. A nigger bought an iPad. Yeah, with a keyboard, basically. I was like, you know, so I got that.
Starting point is 00:32:39 You better than that, man. I'm not. This shit was like five dollars. I was good with it. I was good with it. You should be better than that. Yeah, he should. I mean, it's going to keep leaving your car locked.
Starting point is 00:32:47 You might as well get the cheapest shit. Yeah, what the fuck? Why are you doing that? My car don't automatically lock and I just forgot. I forgot. You're not leaving it like that. Oh, you ain't get to Porsche with upgrades. This is, they don't.
Starting point is 00:32:59 No, I can't afford it. I can't afford it. You got the standard. You got the standard. Below standard. I took you for a Subaru guy, like a safe car. Let me get that book back, big dog. Yo, big dog.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Big dog. Oh, you didn't get that. Oh. You don't need that book back. It's all right. I think you're telling us. Mark, you got robbed? Back to back weeks.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Can I ask one question? Did you? Why you say never? You could get wrong. You just my cousin, bro. You just finished out of how you got robbed. I was 10. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I don't know about the age. It's cool. Mark, one question. Mark, one question. Do you track your stuff down with the following? It didn't turn up. Like, but let me ask you this. If you did track, this is a good question,
Starting point is 00:33:36 if you did track your tablet, right, and it gives you a direct address, do you knock on the door? You wasn't here. So we talked to this on Tuesday. All right, fuck it. No, we didn't. My son got the-
Starting point is 00:33:45 I applied to be full-time. They didn't give me. My son got the- pause put on him. So I got the pause. Yeah, they gave me the beats. He got, he got the beats. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Pause this shit. Come on. What's what's going on? He's all right. He's all right. He's good. Call you on the morning, nigga. Call y'am, boy.
Starting point is 00:34:03 You can. You go back up. That's a fucking. Your daddy got shit to throw away. Y'all, the motor don't care. We're going to get down to the box. You said your daddy pussy. You know, I can't.
Starting point is 00:34:13 I say your daddy got shit he can't throw away. Stop playing. What? Okay, we can't talk about it. No, that don't want to stick some stones. My boss was. Is he okay? Seriously.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Yeah, he was fine. He was up there. Yeah, he was here. A little bruises. He didn't got no bruises on him. No, he has some bruises. He got some bruises. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Sometimes the streets to teach you a lesson that your parents can. Oh, I don't like it. You want to play about it. I don't even want to play about it. I don't like it, fellas. I thought he good. But to answer your question, stole his phone, he pulled up to find my iPhone thing and was an address and he went there.
Starting point is 00:34:45 And more than to answer your question, I would have went to. And this is the thing, right? All jokes aside. I had to handle it a little different. The feature is so ridiculous because a lot of people say when they call the police, right? That the police would say, well, we don't deal with that. So it puts you in this position where most young people are going to get this ego pride, that's my shit and go to the door.
Starting point is 00:35:03 I personally think it's a stupid service. Like, it's cool if you lose it, but when you steal it, that shit can really get somebody hurt. It depends on why it's missing. I went up there on a R-R-R-R-R-Sha. I didn't go to get my shit back. But if it looked... How do you get it back without being R-R-R-Raw?
Starting point is 00:35:16 A lot of time people got your shit, they didn't steal it, they just got it. Yeah, I've had to have a... That's true. How do you get the stolen shit? You can find somebody. You find it. You find a book bag.
Starting point is 00:35:25 You go to the movies and some iPhone sitting on a seat. My wife has both lost her phone and got someone else's phone, being out and they put the phone. switch your room. Now that, I can see it. But if I see the phone, I'm not picking it up because I don't want to be tracked to me. And you can't steal a phone in 2026. So what's the point of picking it up?
Starting point is 00:35:40 And who wants to steal a phone? It's dumb. And it's trackable. So I don't get how you get. That I get what happens to the rim. I get that. Yeah. No, I found niggas phones and they called me and they came up their phone.
Starting point is 00:35:48 You still talk to them? I wouldn't give it back. What I said? You tried to switch it. But go ahead. Anyway, we also have Elizabeth's finest. Oh, I'm sorry. I have one more thing to say.
Starting point is 00:35:57 He's not finished. Because my streak of bad luck is, that's not the only thing of bad luck. Yesterday, I remember the first hour last week I was on my phone looking because somebody had ordered credit in my name. Somebody got a loan in my name. And so I got denied, actually. I should say they tried to get one. So I did I shut down all my credit reports last week. And then yesterday I was back in Philly and I was looking at my phone and my bank account was empty.
Starting point is 00:36:20 What? Someone got in my bank account and took, not all empty, but they took a lot of money out. And so. They bought some Jordans. I don't know. How much was the loan application for? How much money did it take? I just got the rejection.
Starting point is 00:36:32 I didn't get the info. How much they take out that account? A lot. You don't say on air, but yeah. Did you get it back yet? I had to work with. I spent all the day yesterday with the bank downtown working on it. But I just tell you, I'll be careful with some people out here doing wild shit.
Starting point is 00:36:46 That shit happened to me. I wouldn't be here today, boy, I'm telling you I'd have called out. Facts. All my money out. I got 67 sit left. Yeah, I ain't coming in. I can't come in. That's why I need to come in there.
Starting point is 00:36:56 You would have used your line you'd be using? First of all, shut up. Second of all, the first joke this nigga crack. Moly is in the hospital. First of all, the first joke, one of y'all with a crack on my account was on 67 cents. I mean, come on, bro. All this nigga, you are all the way with you.
Starting point is 00:37:12 You're a freedom fighter for real, motherfucker. You're a strong nigga, Paul. What am I doing at home? That's why we didn't know damn nuggets. Go back. I'm there again. Fam, no, I'm sorry. I'm on my full carry with you.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Ladies and gentlemen, one, y'all screaming all over your job. Part. Two, I have more people to introduce. That's true. Are you good, Mark? I'm good. I'm sorry you went through that. Next person.
Starting point is 00:37:37 He's orange. Y'all took the thunder off. And it's here, man. Y'all fucked it up. Yeah, they fucked it out. I had a grand. This deserves better. That's how it's good.
Starting point is 00:37:44 I had a grand entrance, fan. Give it to him. He deserves better. You got me feeling down now. You're fucking scammers. He's fucking scammers. No, all jokes is hard. It's ironic.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Somebody tried to take, uh, chase hit me. Somebody tried to do 4K. on my car and Chase was like the activity looked funny so they denied it Wait a minute. Was it you? Did you surprise one of them checks? Maybe somebody up here doing it.
Starting point is 00:38:04 No, dog. They said, was it you? I said no. They said, cool. They canceled my account. They sent me another ATM card. They sent me another debit card. No lie.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Last week. That's funny. Or somebody up here's doing it. Did you respond to one of them Wells or Chase? Everything clear in this week? Yo. Chase do that shit for a hate thing, too.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Yeah. That's why it's fucked up. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at all. You be all right. You go buy some shit. It can be a inconvenient sometimes, though. It can.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Especially if you're drunk in the club. Or I don't want vacation. No, you're drunk in the club. That's when they're calling you, hey. On May 29th, did you spend 375 and where? In what time? I'm drunk in the club. I'm not thinking about that right now.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Yeah. Them nigs that hit you and be like, yo, it's just a drink in the club with the ass-shaved boy. Yeah, wax. Wax. Wax. Wax. Wax. This ain't the shade.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Put some respect on it. As wax kind of make anything a little more jiggy. I think everybody in here should get their asswax. I'm never doing it. I think hairs is part of being a man. Okay, you want to know. You got that 70s pro. I think hair is near to protect against certain things.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Okay. All right. And you also making it harder. We made it out the cave. We wear jeans. It's harder than, like, give a job like that. Yeah. Y'all can have it.
Starting point is 00:39:18 We got houses. My faith is in a higher power. That's cool. You don't even trim down the grass a little bit? Not your. Who me? What? You full Biggie Frow.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Biggie, baby, pro. No, my hair's beautiful. You have a nice brain. My hair is art on me. Right, but do you trim that shit? Like, when I stand naked, is it salt pepper? Is it salt pepper?
Starting point is 00:39:34 Is it salt pepper? Please don't play. Don't play with me like that. I can't even know where in here. On some broshy. On some bro shit. Want some bro shit? Want some bro shit?
Starting point is 00:39:44 Is it salt and pepper? Huh? Is it salt and pepper? Nah. What's some brood? You can't see your ass. See what you be in the mirror looking at your couple? We're talking about his front from.
Starting point is 00:39:53 You're talking about it. You're talking to the wrong, dude. You're like, part. Yeah. Now you're down with them? Because I'm just checking. I can't believe y'all don't remove no hair. I think it's like mind-blowing.
Starting point is 00:40:04 I'm getting all this. I'm trying. So you keep in love. Trim, yes. Just no wax. No. I'm not shaving, though. Also from Newark.
Starting point is 00:40:16 All right. Also from Newark. Fresh from the wax department. I don't even know where you go to get that shit. Fresh from the. wax museum. Where you go? Fresh from the Euro wax. Mr. Dippie low.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Yeah. It's like the slow. Yeah. Birthday butt. Birthday bite. Oh, you're out. No, on some bro shit. On some bro shit. On some broo shit.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Mr. Birthday booty himself. That is gross. That is great. That is. That is crazy. Birthday. Birthday. Birthday.
Starting point is 00:40:57 All right. Elmira is fine. It's Big Parks is here. White Poets here in Love, Corey is here. I think that's lyric sitting on it. Hey, lyric is here. Make some noise to the lyrics. Let me get lyrics stopping to visit.
Starting point is 00:41:10 Erickson is here, Tanner and Savani here by remote. Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys are here with us. Thank you guys for being patient through our 47 minute intro. How's everybody doing? What's popping? What's popping? Great, man. Joe, feel good, man.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Still on the Knicks high myself. I got to say so, bye. My Nick. Me too. Basketball. Dang. Oh shit. That's fucked up.
Starting point is 00:41:33 Wow. That's fucked up. It's no drug that's not a nick that's not fucked up. Like it ain't no good drug that comes to a Nick. That you got as a Nick. Yeah. It's like crack or what? They can play with you.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Did anybody go to the parade? Fuck no. Yeah, me either. I watched it, though. Me too. I was cursed out so bad because I'm in Philadelphia and I had no business there. That's what I was told. That's why I didn't go.
Starting point is 00:41:54 But I wanted to go. True. You could have won't. They told me I couldn't as a six-er fin. I wasn't supposed to be here. No, you can't go. I agree with you. I watch it.
Starting point is 00:42:00 I watch with appreciation. Okay. You know, I got to say I'm so happy to see people happy. Now that the season is over and all that shit, and I don't care about, you know, the winner or losers have been decided. I don't even remember who won. But I do know that the Knicks fans, and not just the fans, the whole city of New York is on a high right now.
Starting point is 00:42:19 And the vibe just feels good. I've never seen everybody in New York happy like this before. It's like they beat up people with a smile. It's like they beat up with a frown. Now they beat people up with a smile. It's really beautiful. It's almost like this is deja vu. Sounds like everything I was saying to you
Starting point is 00:42:31 when you were coming here hating for ages. Yeah, but I didn't feel it then because it was still in the competitive space. Now that it's over, I can appreciate it. Thanks for your growth, Mark. Any wore next colors. Look at that. This one wasn't even on purpose.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Last week was in purpose. King of T-shirts. This was a-tuesday was. Me and my brother, freeze here, we're talking about it being a ticket taker. Tell them. Tickr tape. Tickr tape program.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Give them some education. Oh, Mona asked me, Why is it called the ticker tape parade? Yeah. And we're just telling them because of where the parade occurs, like the financial district, the bankers and shit, the Wall Street folk used to throw the ticker tape out the windows. Oh.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Bro, you're smart as shit. It's like you to know her of all useless shit, but it's still lit. I like trivia. I don't respect that. That's some good trivia. Like, who would have knew that? He said, throw the fucking Wall Street guys. I don't even know what ticker tape is, so.
Starting point is 00:43:21 The ticket tape. The ticket tape. I knew it, but that's just because I followed a little white girl on Instagram that keeps throwing me. Useless facts. Yes, I love that. You need to do one of the pages because you know a lot of stuff.
Starting point is 00:43:32 You can win Jeopardy or something. I did watch the entire parade. I was not going to the parade. I was never going to the parade. Waiting my whole life for the Knicks to win a chip. I never even thought about a parade, not a once. We should have had a float. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:47 J.B.P. Float would have been. No, no, just him on the float. I wanted to see him on the float. You deserved it. I wouldn't have been on a float. We should have been. I could have got you on a float. I could see a six-foot Joe.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Like when it is. the big things like Thanksgiving. Oh. Like Macy's. I know I'm weird. And anytime I see a big group of humans, I'd be home wondering how they're doing that. No, that shit's over a long.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Just being in the mix like that. My brother was out there. My older brother went. My dad was trying to get my little brothers to go, huh? Vernon. Veron. Veron. I went to the city last night.
Starting point is 00:44:21 It was still crowded. Oh, the city's going to be out of high. That shit was packed at 7 o'clock at nighttime. It was still packed. I only saw disgruntled people that were like didn't plan well so they didn't get anywhere near and they were just in these lines where you're shuffling outside because there's nowhere to go.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Like with Joe, a lot of what I saw was like, my neighbor's a diehard Knicks fan. So he's been celebrating the whole shit, rightfully. So I talked to him, I'm like, yo, you fucking with the parade. This was the day before the parade. He's like, yeah, I'm taking my wife and they got two kids, a 10-year-old and a 6-year-old. I'm like, yo, bro, don't take your kids out there to that.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Like, don't do that. Like, they're already announcing you can't take bags, You can't take this. What they're going to drink? It gets hot. Like, don't do that. So I see him in the day of the parade in the morning. I'm like, yo, you're going?
Starting point is 00:45:06 It's 920. He's like, yeah, we get ready to jump on the path and go over there now. Yo, fam, go in the house. He was four hours too late. Go in the house. So he went. He went. He went.
Starting point is 00:45:15 So I saw, I saw him. I said, yo, you went? He was like, yeah. I'm like, he said, yo, I couldn't see shit. I said, bro, what you thought? They was out there from the night before. Wasn't it two million people out there? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:24 It was out there from the night before. People would document their trip. They had minimum 4 a.m. to get a sit size. You had to be minimum 4 a.m. It was over 2 million people there, and they turned away 1.5. Oh, wow. That's insane. There was footage of people trapped in train stations over there and fault in street.
Starting point is 00:45:41 She just wasn't moving, you know. They were turning droves of people away. That parade, and I watched all of it, I might even watch it three times, because I didn't change the channel. Yeah, I slept in those. Just left it on MSG. That was the best. Worst parade ever. Why?
Starting point is 00:45:57 Like, I cried the whole time, of course. I know y'all's sick of me telling you y'all. I cried the entire time. This is an understandable cry? Did we say he cry? He's serious? He's serious. He's emo.
Starting point is 00:46:07 I'm super serious. But as a Nick fan, you're supposed to cry for all of this shit? I'm so emo. The nigga was just crying. Okay, no. But anyway, I've never seen New York like that. Like, the pictures I saw were incredible. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Yeah. People hanging on fire escapes. windows, light poles, anywhere you could sit, anywhere people were scrunched in together, all blue and orange. I've never seen the city look like that. So seeing New Yorkers makes me happy.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Yeah. I love this place. I couldn't live no else. I'm not leaving. Like I'm here, it's in me. So to see other people that's like that, got to shed a tear for that. Got to shed a tear for that.
Starting point is 00:46:53 So that was absolutely. beautiful, a beautiful turnout. However, it's almost like it's almost like New York didn't plan for a parade. You can't. You can't. Stop it, yo. Stop, stop, please. Yo, don't interrupt me with
Starting point is 00:47:08 when I finish, y'all go, because I totally disagree with that. You're going to interrupt this anyway, but go ahead. No, I'm not, but I totally disagree with. This is New York City. It's not you can't. It's not you can't. The Liberty might have had a fucking better ran parade. Because it wasn't 3 million people. Move, that's my point. Move the fucking parade off of the hero, Canyon and Roos.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Move it. You're in New York City, y'all. It's inexcusable. Yeah. New Yorkers don't go by the fucking financial district. So what's a better spot? A fifth half. Midtown somewhere.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Seventh half. Midtown Square. Avenue of America six years. Yes. I don't think they wouldn't impact that many businesses like that, too. It shouldn't have been on a Thursday. No, it should be. That's my other point.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Yeah. I think Brades have to be one of the week. No. It fucking don't have to be nothing. Go get signed off. The mayor said... I don't think any city does parades them. Oh, that's not true.
Starting point is 00:48:01 Because the Thunder or somebody recently had a parade on the weekend. The mayor said he wanted to give the team players families enough time to come in to him. That's why he picked their... New York City should not have had a parade on a Thursday, one, and two, in the fucking financial district.
Starting point is 00:48:18 It's a mistake. So we got the better area. What's the better day? Saturday? Saturday. If you do Saturday, do twice as many people come because it. Yes. Yes. But if you do it in Midtown, you can support that. Because they do it
Starting point is 00:48:27 every year. Five million people. They do it for New Year's. Every year. They do it for the Basis Day parade every year. That's a good place. That's not being supporter. They do it for the jogger race thing. Yeah, the Midtown. They can structure a way that doesn't impede
Starting point is 00:48:43 drivers, people that work there and it could be from a certain time from one time to one time. That's the other thing. The time. Way too short. It was too short. Way. That little ass route with all the commotion 53 years of a weight way too short
Starting point is 00:48:59 add another fucking mouth spread this shit down add two more mouths they bugged out with that I ain't gonna hold you for this to be New York I was expecting them to I mean we know the normal route that they run I'm with you they should have did something a little extra I'm thinking like how when they shut that shit down
Starting point is 00:49:15 for the marathon and motherfuckers go toward the boroughs like this is New York City this the Knit that like y'all I know y'all count me for going dressing up in the Nick shit going to the, when you hear that energy different, like, the Yankees won plenty of times, the Giants won plenty of times. For the Knicks to do it, I don't think you could
Starting point is 00:49:33 have properly planned for what was going to turn up. But they could have did better. They could have done better. They could have done better. Mom Donnie tweeted out Thursday. Thursday parade. Yeah, he did. So you didn't plan.
Starting point is 00:49:45 You didn't plan? No, no, of course they planned. And there's no way, be clear, there's no way to throw an event with 2 million plus people. it be organized To a team You don't even have enough cops It can be better than that
Starting point is 00:49:58 But there was a better way It ain't enough nothing The whole four million motherfuckers back And the people in the internet streets Were really complaining Because even if you can't see it If you if it's longer
Starting point is 00:50:08 You have a better chance To see something Most people didn't see anything That's my other thing About the financial district Them blocks tiny as hell They are They're
Starting point is 00:50:16 They're black They're Why are we playing over here? It was too big of a deal to the city. With two million plus maybe the idea is we want to get these motherfuckers out of here as soon as possible too so what's the point of having it then you got to have it so we do it from here to here we bring it
Starting point is 00:50:31 the city hall we wrap this up and let people start dispersing the longer you got a crowd that big there the more potential for some bad shit to happen i'm sorry to cut you up but i want to respond i feel like the energy you have that should be on when y'all wins sometimes they never win so it should be a plan to have a good time in my opinion like to me that's energy of like ugh because we do this all the time you never do it them little tiny ass blocks in the I understand. And in the financial district wasn't big enough for the old Brooklyn shophouse. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:59 They had to move Brooklyn Chop House from down there because it was too many niggas. Also, the Knicks play at MSG, which is like the symbol of the Nix. That shit should have been over there somewhere. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't get it. Now you fucking up the entire midtown. Yeah, you fucking up time. I mean, I'm reading that a little bit more.
Starting point is 00:51:17 You mean like it was for the entire final run? That's at night. That was totally different. That was at night. You're talking about 10 o'clock in the morning. You talk about the nighttime. Can't do that, Joe. This gives me a little more insight.
Starting point is 00:51:29 No, you're bugging. So it doesn't look like it has to be during the week. It doesn't look like it has to be. There's been weekend parades. Yeah. So I wanted to clarify that. I was wrong about that. But this is the same route that everyone has done for 150 years.
Starting point is 00:51:41 I guess that's the problem. That's the problem. That's the problem. They say modify it. I get your point. I'm a little more sympathetic if that's the tradition. I wouldn't want to be the first team not to do it. No, we should not be on the same.
Starting point is 00:51:52 that Babe Roof was on. It's 2026, yo. The population has changed in the city. It don't matter. What I'm saying is, if you pick Fifth Avenue, Midtown, you still cannot house four million people. The reason most of the parades work is because they're mobile. They're moving.
Starting point is 00:52:09 So you got people on 33rd Street. You got people on 58th Street. The parade is going to come to them. When you had that shit stationary, New York don't have the resources to fit four million motherfuckers anywhere. Yes, they do. They do it for years.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Yes, they do. New York on a Saturday morning from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. You're giving the people at home or you're giving people the week to plan to not be around that. And the people that's going to that want to go to that. And it'll be much more convenient than whatever the fuck they had to deal with at the financial district. That shit was an absolute mess. And we should not be on the same route that Mickey Mantle was on. No, it's 2026. Things have changed also.
Starting point is 00:52:48 But that's not my only problem with this. None of the players spoke. Brunson spoke Brunson spoke and he can speak because none of this is possible without him he's the captain
Starting point is 00:53:03 he sure gives a shit speech wasn't the greatest He's not speech man It's also censored like crazy when I was watching it He ain't a bad job on the beach Jalen Brunson looked like the guy who since birth has been raised
Starting point is 00:53:17 to be a stone cold killer He ain't done nothing but play ball I hear about talk He don't the personality This next team ain't just fucking blaring glaring personality. OG barely said a word
Starting point is 00:53:31 the whole parade. Josh Hard and his wife were great. Shout out to Josh Hart and his wife. I absolutely, I'm so thankful that we won the championship and there was no fingers and asses. Oh no, there was fingers and asses at the parade. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:53:45 I liked her getting some get back sticking a finger in Josh Hart's ass. Maybe he waxed. On some bro shit. On some bro shit, though. And he didn't look like he loved it. He didn't look like he loved it. So, yeah, but they were fly.
Starting point is 00:54:00 What am I saying? What am I saying? Yeah, no Nick spoke. Like, at the parade, normally, even if it's a dude on your team that played five minutes, if he got the personality, if he's the turn out here, he's going to come up and get the city turn.
Starting point is 00:54:12 Why didn't we hear from Carl Anthony Towns? I don't know. That is a mistake. They might not. Alvav. Alvarado. Arvado. Arvado.
Starting point is 00:54:20 You're okay. confuse me. Alvarado had the most important eight points. Honestly, I might have ever seen scored. He's living every New York kid's dream being from New York. He was just in the Puerto Rican Day parade. He had a black.
Starting point is 00:54:36 He had a black. Dog, yeah, put him, let's hear from somebody from New York. He sugar smoke as a native New Yorker. Instead, y'all got this political, whatever homeboy name is. I don't know who he was or what he did, the New York director of some shit. Yeah. The New York director of some bullshit that nobody cares about. He up there saying we owe Mike Brown an apology.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Nickers, shut the fuck up. No, we don't. We might owe Tibbs in apology. Mike Brown, even if we did, even if we do owe Mike Brown apology, now is not the place to say that. And you follow that out by calling Jalen Brunson, Jalen Brown. That's awkward. Sit him down.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Sit him down. That's awkward. Yeah. Mom Donnie, though. He smoked. Mom Donnie. Wow. I cried.
Starting point is 00:55:23 He's on a run. He's on a run of speeches. He's good at that. I hate when people talk shit about him because I think he's such a great speaker. He's great. He's an amazing speaker. Can I ask a dumb girly question or do we have to wait?
Starting point is 00:55:32 Go ahead. One of those players, their father was an NBA chasing for the Knicks. Yes. Brunson. So Brunson's father was a Nick. Yeah. And he never got close or they did get close. He was in the finals.
Starting point is 00:55:43 He was in the finals. He played in 99. Against the Spurs. And his dad played for Temple. He was a Philly. He was like Philly-Kennett. Okay. Sorry,
Starting point is 00:55:49 And he's a coach on the next now. Shut up. Yeah, yeah. And I also notice that they're all light skin. I have a problem with that. There's a lot of light skins on that team. Yeah, what's up? Like, that's not cool.
Starting point is 00:56:00 Hey, listen, they got the job. I get rid when I'm mad 33. That's the NBA now, though. The bunch of high yellow niggas? Yeah. Compared to when we grew up? Privilege. There's a lot of jailings.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Privilege. I just watched a great documentary about the jailblazers. Hold on, but real quick. Oh, you're about to play Mumdani's speech? Yeah, I'm trying. I'm funny. Because that Mom Dani's speech to me was, one of the best epic epic amazing
Starting point is 00:56:23 when this city comes together it is because we are forced to by a moment of tragedy or adversity what a gift it is to be brought together by pure unfiltered joy but let's not pretend that this was inevitable if you will allow me I want to travel back in time eight days game four nine minutes and thirty three seconds left in the fourth quarter talk about it the nicks are down 20 talk about it The analytics guys, the sports betting companies, the pundits who watch from far away,
Starting point is 00:56:55 they do what they do. They run the numbers. They calculate the odds. They write the Knicks off. They give the Spurs a 99.6% chance of winning the game. A 99.6% chance of tying up the series 2-2. Of reclaiming the momentum with the next game in San Antonio. But there is one thing that the pundits just don't get about this team.
Starting point is 00:57:20 That they just don't get about this city. It is in that point four percent that we go to work. It is in that point four percent that Jalen Brunson, the same guy that so many said was too small, proves that not only is he good enough, he is the new standard for greatness. Talk heavy. Let's go. Talk about it.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Watch as the ball float from the top of the arc and start running toward the basket fingers reaching towards the heavens. It is in that point four percent that Carl Anthony. towns got two fouls find the strength to mourn his mother and still pull in rea I was crying but I'm already crying
Starting point is 00:58:19 blowing up in like New York City what is New York if not your back up against the wall a dream that feels just out of reach a rent payment you don't know how you'll ever make what is New York if not 99.6% of the world stacked against you you. And who are New Yorkers if not people who hear those odds and smile? Percent chance of success and ask, why are you giving
Starting point is 00:58:56 me a head start? Smoked. Looked. Listen, and his speech was nine minutes. That was just a small portion of the greatness. He wouldn't shout out to old nigs. That's the part I like. Yeah. Yeah. Marcus
Starting point is 00:59:10 Camp being them. And then, and then, and then, in pure Nick fashion, Dolan gets up there right after him. right after him and totally shits on that amazing speech. Talk about, if you're a real Nick fan, you don't need. I'm not going to shout out any old names because y'all were there, you know already. I don't need to be elected or whatever.
Starting point is 00:59:33 I'm not looking for votes. You don't have to vote for me. Like, yo, dog. And the day before the parade, he doing every interview saying that he's trying not, he's not trying to hit the second apron, which understandable as an owner. but right before the parade we got to start talking about who we're not bringing back.
Starting point is 00:59:53 I understand as an owner wanting to keep your money, right? It's a business. But it's a little crazy to hear the two narratives at the same time. Celebrate Jalen Brunson for taking $100 million pay cut as the owner
Starting point is 01:00:05 and then say, but I'm not spending no extra money to win the championship but thank you for that $100 million, Jalen, that's fucked up. It's just as a narrative. Agreed. It's fucked up.
Starting point is 01:00:13 It's nasty. Well, I'm not going to say, well, I'm not going to do that to Dolin. I'm not going to say, he's unwilling to spend extra money. Second apron just applies to how the money's allocated. The Knicks still have the second highest payroll. I'm just saying how it looks.
Starting point is 01:00:28 I'm saying it's as a narrative as I'm supposed to say as a narrative. The shit is tacky, bro. That's what I'm trying to say. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's a bad. Wait till next week.
Starting point is 01:00:36 It's a bad. You're going to say that right now. You don't want to say that. You just won the championship. You've earned the trust. But saying it like that just looks bad. I agree. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:44 Then you all take Patrick Ewing's jersey. which is retired. It's not funny. And give it, I'm not laughing. That shit is horrible. And give it to Dylan Jones. Mm-hmm. Two-time champion Dylan Jones, first two years in the league.
Starting point is 01:00:59 So it was a typo. Not the day four typeo. It's like, come on. You know what would help with typos? More preparation, better planning. Better planning. Now. I'm sorry, misprint, not a typo.
Starting point is 01:01:11 But same shit. Back to, I don't want to shit on this because I cried the whole time. It was beautiful to see. It was just some, if we. We happen to win it again sometime in the future. Just a few things that we could tweak is all. But back to me-loving New Yorkers, top five New York moments at the parade.
Starting point is 01:01:31 Come on, let's go. Let's start out like, let's start out like. I got one. You know, no, this is a group project. Okay. We're going to start out like homeboy that ran from the cops. Ooh. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Oh. Oh. Yes. Olympics. What? Olympics. I watched that video. A little cop.
Starting point is 01:01:50 The comeback was ill. The comeback was it. But did you see how we hop the gate? The gate hopped. How we hopped the gate let you know, oh, you're dealing with a pro. Yeah, I'm not losing this. He didn't lose no speed.
Starting point is 01:02:01 I'm not doing to juice. Right. Yeah. He was absolutely amazing. You know, he was absolutely amazing. And the genius of him to immediately dispersing the crowd. Hit the crowd. This is a professional nigga that runs from cops.
Starting point is 01:02:15 You hear of the crowd that big. There I said you're lame. It's too easy to get away right now. Yeah, you know what time of work. Second, second for me. We start now, light still. Shout out to Ty Lille. I've seen you gotten a little scuffle out there.
Starting point is 01:02:34 I was shaking a little. I liked it. Absolutely loved it. I don't know what y'all was fighting about, but good to see a New York nigger there, swing on some nigger for no reason. New York moment. And then have your security pound him out.
Starting point is 01:02:47 That's my favorite thing about you streaming. niggas. Your security, get the pound of niggas out. That was absolutely beautiful. Third, hate that we have to do this on Juneteen. Homeboy that was sucking on the white foot. Ah. Homeboy was sucking on the white foot. Did anybody here see homeboy sucking on the white foot? I saw that. I saw that. I saw that. I saw that. I blame this. You blame me for what? That's your footniggins. You speak for the foot. Yeah, yeah, you the foot. Yeah, but you got to suck on a black foot on June team.
Starting point is 01:03:20 No, don't, or don't suck no foot at the parade, maybe. Maybe not at the parade. Maybe just don't suck no toes at the parade. A lot of standing. I got every one of them saying. So don't, no, no word. No, I'll find it. It's nasty.
Starting point is 01:03:33 This one's next. It's absolutely disgusting. Right, now I'm fine. I see this. Some girl was standing on the thing. She was on the float. And the dude literally pulled her sock off and start putting her whole foot.
Starting point is 01:03:47 It's disgusting. Disgusting. That's disgusting. Yeah. New York? Unless you in the feet. Not even. But you don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Not even, if you're in the feet, you ain't got to know her. Oh, shit. You're just talking random foot? Oh, shit. I'm just asking a question, bro. You know what?
Starting point is 01:04:01 You know what? Whoever this fella is right into the pie, we need to talk to you for research. Message me at, don't call me white girl. Two E's into me. He's in that shit, too. Don't call me white girl. This is a hug.
Starting point is 01:04:16 Because I'm going to like to do it. Some interview for research You gotta do this now You're gonna do this now You gotta do this now you got to do body You look good now you can't fuck him You look good on some broshshish These feet still look like they look
Starting point is 01:04:27 Right in Can't get the feet dead? Right in Ain't nothing wrong with that It's research, Barton I'm a fucking broadcaster nigga Next up Homeboy that came back
Starting point is 01:04:39 Yes Yeah got to be Which one? Came back from the dead Homeboy Oh yeah yeah He was unconscious Yeah
Starting point is 01:04:46 He was out cold He was out like a light Like a light Good New Yorkers around him They said they had to hit him with an arcane Yeah Yeah the girl had an arcane Yeah
Starting point is 01:04:55 The good New Yorkers brought him back to life And you know And as soon as he got back to life He went for the school I'm here I'm here now He went he went for some sugar Oh you never said
Starting point is 01:05:05 Oh I got you See I didn't like I didn't like the criticism That he got Because we grew up watching Superman Save the girl And the girl kiss the Superman Like he was just
Starting point is 01:05:13 You just how I mean Repaying You just how to repay his debt She gave that nigga all ear. She could have kissed them back. No. Oh, no, she really restrained. Okay, I like her.
Starting point is 01:05:23 She's a gang-ass kid. She saved his life, yeah. Now I got a second chance that life, nigga, tomorrow I'm not kidding. Give me this kiss. You write in two. We want to interview y'all. And it's because of you? You can't wake right up to the essay on the essay tip.
Starting point is 01:05:35 You got a little puppet on you. You got a little muptan. It's not romantic with a star can. That's fucked up. This girl. That might be the rules, though. She has a little ass on her. And last.
Starting point is 01:05:46 But certainly not least. Come on, take it away, Mona. My favorite moment, oh my God. There was a beautiful black queen twerking on a street light, I think it was. Where do we think she was from? I guessed the Bronx. Oh, that's the Bronx. That's the Bronx.
Starting point is 01:06:01 It's the Bronx, my nigga. I'm going to say Bronx or Jersey. No, no, that's the Bronx. She's twerking, giving her all nice, big old stanky donkey, my favorite. There's a girl, and I couldn't figure out was the girl her girlfriend? No. The girl just offended because her kids were there, but the girl is climbing up and punching her on the ass to get her to stop.
Starting point is 01:06:22 The girl with the stinky donkey ignores her for the most part. Keeps stuttering news. At one point, she busts a split on the pole. That's talent, no matter where you're from. For sure. Then finally, she gets real boxes, gets off of the pole, eight pieces, the thin, slim gym. They jump back up there, pull pads down, all-cellulized stinky donkey. You, my good sister, are queen.
Starting point is 01:06:44 Well now, because when she was climbing down, when she was climbing down, the girl wouldn't move. The white girl tried to move her foot. She wouldn't move. To fall, make her fall. Yeah, she tried to move her foot. And that's when Shorty Duop had enough. Had enough. But she was hurting.
Starting point is 01:06:59 You don't know too much. Who if you were, if you were assessing the situation, wouldn't have been the bitch you'd have been trying to try. That bitch was diesel. She had arms. Not weighing 70 pounds. It took me a second to figure out that that was indeed a girl. Same. I still have questions, quite frankly, but, I mean, salute.
Starting point is 01:07:18 Do, she was sitting there doing pull-ups like she was one of the bartenders. The Harlem bartenders. Just on some chill shit, like just for fun she's on. Boy, she took that girl with one arm. Her arm deeds were like this. Tossed on some New York. And then got, and then she did the whole, like,
Starting point is 01:07:38 Mona's saying, twerk, let's see some ass now. Got to show some ass. Yeah, got to pop up. All jokes inside though, she was being assaulted. That girl wasn't smacking her ass like, Oh, she was punching her. She was punching her. Really weak punches.
Starting point is 01:07:49 She started punching her after the girl threw her ass on the ground. Yeah. The girl threw her on the ground first. So, but. You got to, you got to. Why did the girl throw her on the ground? You ain't see the whole thing. But what was the girl responding to her throwing on the ground?
Starting point is 01:08:00 I'm about to tell you. The bigger girl was higher up on the light pole. Uh-huh. She was trying to get down. The slim girl was sitting on like, almost like a step where the girl could have used that to get down. Right. The skinny girl wouldn't move.
Starting point is 01:08:13 Okay. So when the girl, started getting down, she literally had put her foot on a thing. The girl moved over, like to block her foot. And tried to push her foot off. Yes, like push her foot off. I was like, asking for it. That's my point.
Starting point is 01:08:27 White people sometimes don't know when they're asking for her ass with her. That was my point is she started it. No, the slim girl started. So when the big girl got to where she could get her footing, she literally. Well, no, first she let her go. Let her let her. I'm just going to shake some ass here. Then the girl started trying to hit her shit.
Starting point is 01:08:42 No, she threw the girl off the thing before she started shaking ass. She threw the girl. And then when a girl, the slim girl started trying to punch her. She tried to pull her down. The big girl wouldn't move. Somebody tells me he did more research than us on this edge. Yeah, clearly. I just feel like you really got down to the bottom.
Starting point is 01:08:57 I feel like I think you found that girl's personal page already. He followed her. Me? For sure. Got it. For research. No doubt. But that's what happened.
Starting point is 01:09:06 What's a broo shit? And that little slim girl got her head knocked. She got her welcome to New York. She got a welcome to view of her. She was begging to get some. Some type of, and I'm with Joe, white people don't know where the line's drawn. Culturally, certain things we don't do.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Like, even when just why'd you park here, what are you doing? It's like, mind your fucking business. This is me, that's you, and you aren't the police and you're not the parking authority or you're not the housing authority. It's always like. Just mind your business. And there's a lot of people that that may fly
Starting point is 01:09:36 with, none of them is Bronx bitches. Not at all. Not at all. When I saw the video, I was like, see, this is the beautiful thing about New York. It's the big melting part You never know who you're next to it. But some white people That move out here
Starting point is 01:09:52 That's not really familiar with the surroundings Things to think it's just Yeah like you can't just be that brand of white There's a New York brand of white They can't, that other shit, you can't do that. She got learned real quick Yeah but I felt bad. I didn't.
Starting point is 01:10:06 Why? Sometimes you get what you asking for you. She got a PhD. Sometimes you get exactly what you asking for You went there thinking you could pull white shit and blah blah blah okay well now you're gonna get a little present welcome to new york city go next all that's awesome in the front of this shit you're you cool man this is a big time recording we can hear whatever you know that's not how yeah oh and check the niggins um what was i
Starting point is 01:10:35 i saying what was i saying what was i saying what was i was talking about um getting what she asked for oh no and if you watch the video there's a white guy in the front holding this baby so i I watched him a bunch of times. And the frantic look on his face and when he gets in a protective dad mode and just trying to get... I did feel bad. It's kids out there and there's going to be
Starting point is 01:10:56 some real shit going on. If y'all had small kids, sorry. If y'all had small kids, if y'all had small kids, I would... Absolutely not. I wouldn't go to big kids. I told you. I just told my neighbor.
Starting point is 01:11:05 I'm talking to this kids. Don't take no kids out there, bro. The closest I would get is if you could get an Airbnb or something with a deck. People look down. Or even just windows. Have you worked around there?
Starting point is 01:11:16 You had a corporate office access. You could watch it from a corporate office window looking down. Other than that, I'm cool. I'm not going to be around them by myself. It's unfortunate, but it's just these days and times, those big groups is too much shooter thing for me first. So it's like, yeah. That's the first thing I thought about.
Starting point is 01:11:33 Like, when my neighbor, I'm like, your fair. Thank God. Yes. And shouts to New York. Shouts to the NYPD. Shouts to anybody who kept it, you know. I mean, you had you. Man, it happened.
Starting point is 01:11:43 No. What are you talking about? Not to the level of shit. Not to the level of shit that could have happened. Oh, no, no, no, no. That's what we're talking about. It was pretty cool, yeah. It was regular New York shit.
Starting point is 01:11:56 And then he's going to do some fuck shit. What happens here, you know, a lot. With crowds and stuff. Because that's the first thing I thought about. I'm like, yo, I was trying to talk him out of taking his kids. I'm like, yo, something happened. And God forbid you lose hand to one. It's a crowd running.
Starting point is 01:12:09 Now what? Like, yo, the type of crowds are not the children. is what the city got to think about and plan for and all of that stuff. You couldn't bring no bags. Nigger could be coming over on a ferry with a book bag. All of those things they got to account for.
Starting point is 01:12:24 We settled. We got it. We did it. We finished. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations to the Knicks. Absolutely love it.
Starting point is 01:12:33 I love this shit for New York, man. Me too. I'm outside with y'all. I'm outside this weekend. Fuck it, man. It's like it's birthday of a kid. Yo, I'm so not used to my team playing all the way to the end. Fuck me up and they was like the draft is next week.
Starting point is 01:12:45 Yo, I understand. I'm like, goddamn. They ain't got nothing to do with y'all. You have to do? We got the 24th pick, the 31st pick. No, I'm just saying your hopes don't, like, for those of us who need the draft. I'm just saying y'all in a good place,
Starting point is 01:12:55 you don't have to worry about the draft. I mean, with the owner talking the second apron sheet. You might be that's true. Might need that drive. Yeah, sure no. Oh, lastly, I'm sorry. I'm done with the parade. I'm done with everything.
Starting point is 01:13:06 But them getting my man on the reverse racism tip, Tyler Colick? Oh, yeah. Oh, man. They played... He said me so on. I don't know if that was real. I didn't research it that deep.
Starting point is 01:13:17 I could have been fake. I don't know if he's so. But Tyler Colick was just running, having a good time trying to enjoy the parade. But he did, I mean... He looked fan. You should know who he is, though. As the police. As a police, you should know the Nick players.
Starting point is 01:13:32 All the way down the bench, you should know the Nick players. Like, they should have briefed you all about that. Right. Huh? You need to know these champs. Well, this is the one place. where everybody should know Tyler Colick. Yes.
Starting point is 01:13:47 At the Knicks championship parade. But he is a rookie. He is 5'11 and he looks like Spider-Man in the face. So, but yeah, that was funny. It was. New York is funny, man. New York, I'm going to put on the show. New York, thank you, yo.
Starting point is 01:14:03 Word. Thank you to the Knicks, but thank you to New York. Absolute movie. Hey, let's do this again sometime. Same time next. year. Tatum finally hit me. Yeah. What he said? What he said?
Starting point is 01:14:17 I don't know. I don't know what he said, but he said something. Oh, y'all did it. It's your day. Fine. I don't know what he said. Did he ask for our shoe sizes? Huh? Did he ask for his shoes sizes? No, but y'all got to give me your shoe sizes.
Starting point is 01:14:29 Because now he's posting his sneakers. Some of them is heat. I'd be thinking when niggas asked for everybody's shoe size that they about to send over some Trudash. I'm like, if it was hot, nigga, I'll buy it. I checked the commercial. You ain't got to send me nothing. That's not true. When I got your shoes, the shit that Vince had thought we got.
Starting point is 01:14:47 It's heat. Let us be the judge of that. I don't care if you ashamed to me, is. I don't give a fuck, niggas. And where are you going to have to work, nigga? Wimbledon. What I tell you? Hey, now that are we done with that, let's get into the real shit.
Starting point is 01:15:03 Where the fuck do you think you are headed young man after work? Didn't I say that to you when it was just us right there? I said, you got your whole shit on. Where are you going? You don't get home. No, you're not. Whenever you match, whenever you match and your knees not asheets. No, the sneakers.
Starting point is 01:15:19 No, the sneakers. I don't match. When you match and your knees greasy, I don't know what's up. Your knees are moisturized. It's mad giveaways. It's mad. The glasses is a giveaway. Number one.
Starting point is 01:15:28 You know the Cardi's is automatic. When you go one A on the top and taper the top of the side burn, I know the streets is in trouble. When he tapered this part right here, the colorful kicks, the aqua blue, You don't know what TikTok said. What? TikTok said I made his hair grow in. You did? TikTok said you did what?
Starting point is 01:15:47 I made his hair grow back from the joy I brung on. Oh, they're wrong. They said it was a bunch of stress and drama before I got here, and he has not smiled this hard on his pod in a while because of me. That's the type of energy I can see that. I bring a certain energy to you niggas. He used to smell a lot. Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:04 So where are you going though? Yeah, you're a problem, bro. These niggas are ignorant, bro. You look good. Thank you, boss. You do look good. We out. I'll change, big on some broshed.
Starting point is 01:16:13 On some broshed. I changed my clothes. What's up? Going home. Ain't no way you want home with new socks on. Niggas don't wear new socks for the crib. This shit's just brand-in-room. The motherfuckers white at the bottom.
Starting point is 01:16:24 Your motherfuckers ain't got a spot of dust, no black stained nothing. Them socks ain't for the white man. She got you. Yeah, them socks ain't for the toddler fingers. Them ain't for cheese, doodles and shit. That's brand new side. That's bitch. This is how I come.
Starting point is 01:16:37 This nigga headed to a racetrack or some shit. He's going somewhere. He's going to be. Go to bat. right now. Yeah. That's a better of the horse family. He's going outside.
Starting point is 01:16:44 And I think it's Jack and new. You go to an alpine golf club? That's what I'm going on. But you got a meeting. He might have a bitch up here. You getting back into that cocaine? It wouldn't be no meeting. You look like you sell drugs.
Starting point is 01:16:56 Oh, man. All you need is a blue ski. All you need is a blue ski. Wholeseller. Ain't no hand in the hand for my boy. Hey, hey. Wholeseller bricks. Shit.
Starting point is 01:17:09 As days of calling back in the day. We'll be June team for you. Yeah, Juneteen. Exactly. Briggs! There's different representations of niggas, okay? And we represent those ones with the bricks. Keep going on, fellas.
Starting point is 01:17:22 I forgot now. What time is it? Diana Ross want to be the only one reporting stuff. Our favorite time at the show. We the fucking Supremes. It's a lot of stuff going on here. There is. Do you guys want to hear from me?
Starting point is 01:17:37 Do you want to go to prize bics? I would like this one. Yeah, you can answer this one. Now it's time for our favorite part of the show. Prize space. Mona shut that prize bag. All right, the NBA finals are over and there's one team standing at the end of it. Yo, all you people all over the world, they're so sick of me talking about the Knicks, I feel you.
Starting point is 01:18:10 I feel you. You're not wrong. But you're not wrong But it's been 53 years, man I was going to get this shit off And this is a New York slash New Jersey Base pod We keep telling you it's electric over here
Starting point is 01:18:23 What the fuck you think is going on? What do you all want us to do? It's a different thing It's absolutely It is a lituation as we used to say Remember that era? The litigation Fucking fad brought a lot of bullshit errors
Starting point is 01:18:35 You got to talk about it one day So the finals are over the Knicks one But WMBA still in effect baseball still in effect the World Cup still in effect shit by this time USA might be 2-0 who knows
Starting point is 01:18:51 but is you got your last ticket wrong I did I mean you did they keep they keep track no whatcha gonna call it start getting blown out so they pulled everybody oh I don't care oh that's cool I don't care
Starting point is 01:19:04 I care about when it's right or wrong so as soon as Ish send it over I'm gonna give y'all some new shit to lose money to Now, prize picks next month will send me a proper ad read. All this is off the dome. Y'all know after every major football or basketball event, prize picks is unavailable for a few weeks.
Starting point is 01:19:25 They got to count. They are a little busy right now. They are counting and rightfully so. Leave them good people alone. I let you all clean up, huh? You all, who? You niggas. No.
Starting point is 01:19:40 No, we did not clean up. Well, I'll speak for myself. I'll speak for me. Even though all that sports, fans fair, being a fan of team shit, that shit is for children, yo. Like, on some black boy joy shit, we root for teams. We had dads that rooted for a team. We grew up sports.
Starting point is 01:19:58 As an adult, yo, you believe in the team, and the team is public. Bidstock and the team. Easiest thing that a Knicks fan could have done at the beginning of their season is Bidstock and MSG. They public? Yeah. Yeah, the Knicks are public. We fucking going to them games talking about some entertainment.
Starting point is 01:20:17 Those niggas is in there playing. They're not rooting for a team. Yeah. They're not rooting for a team. So, yeah, that along with, if you believe in the team, along the playoff run, people got money, yo. People got money. After this prize big shit, I'm going to tell you how much money somebody else lost.
Starting point is 01:20:35 Let's see. All right. Ish, I still don't have pigs. Are you sending them? I sent them already. It's a drawer. I say Andrew, right? We got to wait a little, I'm serious.
Starting point is 01:20:45 Like a minute or something. Sometimes you gotta restart your phone. You know what I'm there, right? Yeah, probably turn your phone on and off. It's a drawer. Oh shit, it's right to turn the Wi-Fi. Huh? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:57 What's that? Oh, shit, I ain't sending it. He's an older guy. He's a older guy. You know, you know, you know, I? He unk a little. Yeah, it does definitely. He upped and he got new shit on, so you know he discombobulated.
Starting point is 01:21:07 He has to do a little extra shit to get dressed this morning. All right. Ish is good. going with Andrew Reese, who went off the other day. Andrew Reese for more than 14 and a half points. Oh, yes. Alyssa Thomas, for less than 32 and a half points rebounds
Starting point is 01:21:21 and assists. Alia Boston for more than 17 points and page Bucker for more than 22 points and assists. That is the ish picks of the week. Again, lead them good folks at probably speaks alone, man. They're going to need a few weeks.
Starting point is 01:21:37 We'll be back next month with a brand new read if you didn't like it. And don't forget to download the prize picks app right this second on your phone and please, pretty pretty please use promo code J.B.P. So that when we go to renegotiate
Starting point is 01:21:51 there'll be no room for misunderstandings. I mean, that'll make it real simple. He's not playing about that. Oh no, no. No, no, please. J.B.P. Even that code that Shannon give you all at the end of his shit. Just use my shit.
Starting point is 01:22:06 We don't need that. We need it. Yo, it's a few other niggins giving out codes. Don't use them shit. Please use them shit. Please use. J. B.P. It's so simple. It is so simple.
Starting point is 01:22:17 I don't even know what Shannon. Fuck with the cool kids. Like, clearly. Yeah, I went out to L.A. I went out to L.A. I went out to L.A. With a BJ. See my good.
Starting point is 01:22:26 No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. I flew back on a PJ. Okay. Ah. I flew down. Commercial. What was in that platter?
Starting point is 01:22:36 On the way back. Yes. It looked like something that had white and. It was some Mexican shit. Okay. It was some Mexican shit. I wanted to go to Bostonova and get the motherfucking food so they could heat it up late on the private jet. But we settled for some fucking Mexican spot that was close to the airport.
Starting point is 01:22:53 So it wasn't really. Whose fucking idea was that? It wasn't really like that. I'd tell you something. Every time I go to L.A., I remember how much I hate L.A. I hate L.A. Do you? I absolutely.
Starting point is 01:23:01 Let me tell you something. I had a 9 o'clock flight. I feel like I feel like I never went home from the last part. Last part, I left y'all. I go straight to the airport for a late night flight, nine o'clock flight, laying out there at midnight.
Starting point is 01:23:15 The stupid nigga come on at the intercom at the end of the flight. I slept the whole flight. Best ones. They don't know. No, I do that. The plane engine is putting me to sleep. I don't know nothing that's going on.
Starting point is 01:23:26 So they had to avoid a storm that was in the air. So we was up there 90 minutes longer than, I wouldn't know. I was sleeping. 90 minutes longer? Oh, that's horrible. Not when you get a good sleep.
Starting point is 01:23:37 Word. Not when you get a good sleep. I don't know. Nothing going on there. I ain't care about nothing. We could have died. I'd have been perfectly fine. I'd have been fine.
Starting point is 01:23:43 I wouldn't know. How'd be asleep? That's why I go to sleep on the plane. Anyway, we land. Homeboy talking about something. Yo, you, it's 12. It's midnight. Yo, when you get off the plane,
Starting point is 01:23:53 you're going to take a long walk over the terminal such and such. And there'll be a bus. You're going to wait for the bus. And the bus is going to take you all the way to terminal, such and such. And then Carousel 1. You know, at midnight, dog, Don't nobody want to do all that shit
Starting point is 01:24:10 Everything closed You can't even buy or steal an apple juice Yeah The late night flights The people that work the airports Are home Right You don't think about
Starting point is 01:24:19 You don't be thinking about that Yeah I flew down JetBlue What's first class JetBlue What's the name of it? Mosake Some shit Mosake
Starting point is 01:24:25 Mosake closed like a motherfucker at around 8 p.m. It's nothing worse than the airport When everything closed It sucks I'm in there with all the niggas That couldn't get in the World Cup families
Starting point is 01:24:40 yo them niggas the luggage you could tell off the just read between like I can't say it but the niggins that could
Starting point is 01:24:47 the nah I'm in the line with that shit on good cologne all types of World Cup rejects in the motherfucker
Starting point is 01:24:58 they couldn't get in for shit terrible no for real one nigga was running late he tried to tell a white lady
Starting point is 01:25:04 like she cared hey my flight is in 15 minutes it's sir So do you have the ticket the baggage ticket? Because this all we do here bag would drop. See right there bag drop when white people get in their bag.
Starting point is 01:25:16 You have a bag just drop it. That's it. That's the end. Anyway, I forgot what I was saying. Say you hate L.A. Oh, so we get to L.A. We get L.A. This is my story to y'all.
Starting point is 01:25:30 Curation is dead. Now, curation maybe has been dead. It's been done, yeah, it's been done. But as a curator, maybe I'm slow to notice. Sure. Or it hasn't hit a place where it impacts my world dramatically. But my eyes been on this from, I've been watching the real estate fast food stories that have been breaking, right? I don't know if y'all's saying Pizza Hut.
Starting point is 01:26:01 Pizza Hut is coming back. They're going back to the old school shit, salad bar. Oh, good. You know, like Pizza Hut was when we grew up. But the story there is that all of these private equity, the same shit just happened in real estate, are buying just like a box and slapping Taco Bell, slapping, because if you can't pay it,
Starting point is 01:26:24 then they could just quickly remove you, remove the Taco Bell and put something else. And Taco Bell's killing, so I don't mean them. But you notice all the fast food shit is just like a box. Yeah. It makes sense. It's curation. Okay.
Starting point is 01:26:36 It's curation dying. So anyway, we pull up to the Mondrian. Love the Mondrian. The Mondrian, I've had some of the best nights in my life in the Mondrian. I'm certain one of y'all have to, but I'm going to say it because you're all in relationships. I've had a good time.
Starting point is 01:26:50 Yeah, at the Mondrian, right? Is you ever been to the Mondrian? No. Is you ever been to the Mondrian? Well, you don't really be in L.A. Mark, you have been to Miami? Joe. Is the Mondrian in Miami?
Starting point is 01:26:59 Yes. I'm talking about the one in L.A. Mark, you ever been the one in L.A.? Nope. Good times. Can even spell it. That's some of the best times in the world. about that is the Mondrian and that vibe, if you're unfamiliar, the dude who co-founded Studio 54
Starting point is 01:27:15 started a, he got into the hotel business and the Mondrian was his. So that vibe was there. Like when you walk in, that scent that a hotel sprays, that's important to me. No, they have their own. Sorry that these are the small things that you never knew mattered until they start to strip it away. But the Mondrian is no longer the Mondrian. It's now a Hilton property. No shit. The Mondrian is a Hilton property now called some the Saldorian or some shit. I'm fucking the name up on purpose because I ain't shouting them out.
Starting point is 01:27:50 But something that's supposed to sound like it got about the Saladorian. Some exotic sound. So you walk in, they don't change the whole lobby. The front desk look like some Hilton bullshit. They don't put a fax machine right by where you first walk in. They put a desk over here. It looked like whitewashed corporate numbers people came in to cut overhead and it looks a mess in there. So I get to the room, they changed the art, they changed the Mondrian bathrooms, all that sexy, see-through shit, you're done, it's over.
Starting point is 01:28:24 They changed balconies. The people that would stay, it wasn't no vibe. What about the club? The little outdoor shit is not outdoor no more. Oh, dear. It's indoor. That was the vibe That's where me and Ian used to go
Starting point is 01:28:37 For a little coffee and the escorts used to come Pull up and you used to have a blast Nika, that was a vibe. It was It's indoor now. The way used to pull up? The escorts. Oh, great. Bye! Yes.
Starting point is 01:28:51 Where there's tourism, there's escorts. You heard what's going on with the World Cup out here, right? I didn't make sure. Oh yeah, they got the bitches. No, they didn't get all of them. They got eight of them. They got eight of them. They didn't scratch the surface.
Starting point is 01:29:03 They got eight of them. A whole eight, huh? A whole eight. Eight million left. Fuck you talk about, digger, ride up Route 3. Shit, nigga, my ass was wax. I'd be...
Starting point is 01:29:11 I'd be up there getting some money. They said, or down the street from my studio, they were staying in the whole town. Some of them World Cup niggas. Who knew? Gold. Score.
Starting point is 01:29:25 What fuck you talk about, digger? But it just made me sad that the Mondrian is done. Then I had to do a trip down memory lane. to all of the places that I had the most fun in my life at that just no longer exists. Can you understand why, though? Yeah, but I'm trying to think of what I can do to change that or fix it
Starting point is 01:29:45 or be a part of the solution. If this trend continues, yeah, yeah. If this trend continues, what are the kids gonna have? Nigan, no, Montrean. Yeah, there's no flavor to it. What are the kids? I'm serious.
Starting point is 01:29:58 I'm serious. No, if you go out to sunset. No, they got no shit. Yeah, he don't, it was a, He might think I'm playing it. It was a block from CNN, so that's how I knew it was. Niga, the Mondrian-Katana run, when you had to run right up the street
Starting point is 01:30:10 to do the little red dot. You know, I mean? Pink dot. I mean, pink dot. You know why you had to go to the pink dot. Wait till Amon to get here. He's gonna tell you. What's the pink dot?
Starting point is 01:30:20 The pink dot is the little bodega. It's a little store right up the street in walking distance, one block up. This, nigger, what's the pink dot? Yeah. That's what niggas had to, and they open, too, when you need them to be open. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:33 Just in case you need something. Rubbers. In case you caught something slipping. You know what I mean? Rubbers. I think you don't use rubber. Oh, got you. Especially.
Starting point is 01:30:44 Just something. Different. Just sometimes. This guy. I just started using rubbers again. See what that's like. Did they change them? Did technology do something to them?
Starting point is 01:30:53 By now you should be able to feel some pussy. Yeah. So, you, yo. Hold up now. We hear now. By now, by now the condoms should come with a little chip or some shit. This would really feel like.
Starting point is 01:31:07 Yeah. They fucking robots and shit. Fix the condoms. I mean, one thing is to use them. This country don't really want
Starting point is 01:31:15 everybody to use condoms at all. They don't. At all. Not now. Population. It's the opposite. The growth is
Starting point is 01:31:20 down. They ain't been. White people started mass murdering blacks again because too many white people are using gondoms.
Starting point is 01:31:27 Think about that. Locking their ass up. Why is that always they answer to mass murder us? It's fuck more. That's it. Niggas shoot the club up.
Starting point is 01:31:37 God damn. Not us. It's nothing you can do, though. Shoot the club up, not schools. Even if they start fucking, it's inevitable. Like, it's over for them. They know. That's why they change in all this shit.
Starting point is 01:31:53 It's over for them. And they can't catch poppy. Anyway, it just made me sad. It made me sad that curation is dying, and that's the end. I don't have a little. long drawn it just fucked up what they did to them I'm sad that run is over I ain't been
Starting point is 01:32:08 then they opened some new shit right next to Katana some new sushi Japanese shit right next to Katana get something in a suggestion box let them know that you're not happy I'm never want to go to LA so I get to the hotel at 130 call time on on set is 8 o'clock
Starting point is 01:32:24 8 a.m. is 50 minutes away so I go on set you know I'm on time we do the shit and immediately after right back on the private jet that's my LA trip for you So did you take a nap? You didn't get on tacos? If call time was eight, you got there at 7.15, right?
Starting point is 01:32:40 I'm not a taco guy. What do you name on? If call time is eight, you got there like 7.30 because you're an early person. Yeah. So if it's a 50-been ride in me, you had to leave a hotel by 6.30. You got at 1-30. Did you nap? Or did you just get ready?
Starting point is 01:32:50 No, no, no. No, no. No, no. Also, why do you hate L.A., though? As long as you just got into, it's curation and, like, there. It's not, it's not L.A. It's not L.A. It's, uh, transplant. It's transplants.
Starting point is 01:33:05 It's people that's not from L.A. overpopulating L.A. like... But I heard that's all it is. That's all it is. That's not all it is. I don't know. I'm saying what I don't know.
Starting point is 01:33:14 That's not all. L.A. people get mad when you start... If you don't know where to go. If you start... Yeah, L.A. people get mad when you start shitting on L.A. in certain ways because they'll tell you it's the...
Starting point is 01:33:23 It's not us. Yeah. Like, you know where we at. If you're at the good... Go up. Go to the valley. Go over here. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:29 You got to get with L.A. people. but just L.A. on the tourist areas here. Yeah, it's over. It's over for that. And everybody in L.A., I say this all the time, the transplants,
Starting point is 01:33:41 they out there aspiring to be something. So that means that whatever they're doing, they're real bad at it. So when you order your pancakes, it's an actor. It's an aspiring actor. That's coming to drop the plague, spit in it,
Starting point is 01:33:53 go to a steakhouse. There's going to be some nigger that want to be a director that's coming up to you. It's like, this is a mess, Nick. I want to see regular humans. I love L.A.
Starting point is 01:34:00 I like that. In spurts. I couldn't live there. I was in L.A. like, I used to live there like halftime, maybe like 10 years ago. I loved every bit of it. Well, you're phony enough to fit in. Everybody can't be as genuine as you, Joe.
Starting point is 01:34:14 It's the wintertime. I like being in the wintertime. I don't like the snow and all that shit. So you go there, you can exercise, you can go for runs in the morning, get good food. Oh, that's the other thing. L.A. weather is the most overblown shit in the universe. What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:34:25 It's a misconception. It's not true. Oh, I heard that. People think it's warmer than it is, especially at night. It's warmer. here in the morning. Yeah. It is over there.
Starting point is 01:34:33 The sun ain't coming up over there. The day don't start over there until noon. It's a desert. It's a cold. It's a desert. Right. It gets really cold. The best time to be in LA to me is like November to like April.
Starting point is 01:34:42 I had a, that was, I had the time of my life. I just missed black people. I didn't see enough black people. I was actually staying off sunset. So I was always right there. That was my experience in San Diego. But like LA, just Cali period. It's energy.
Starting point is 01:34:54 It just makes me feel like. Yeah, the energy and it. It ain't. It's a lot. I like it. A lot. I love it out there. Every part. San Diego, the only, when I did the show over there, the only black people I saw, like, over the weekend, because I brought my daughter to make it like a weekend thing. Every black person I saw over the weekend at the music parks and shit were at the show. There was no, like, just niggas out there. Like, the niggas came to see the show.
Starting point is 01:35:15 See, I love San Diego. San Diego's nice. I absolutely love San Diego. It's third on my places I would move to. Really? You would move to San Diego? I mean, the weather's perfect, but I just missed the people. In a New York minute. I love the people's in Diego. What's number one or two? Seattle. Seattle's nicest fuck.
Starting point is 01:35:32 Seattle is going to be up there for you. Seattle is all in. Seattle is all in. I'm late with Seattle. You hit me to Seattle, remember? Seattle is fire. Seattle is all the way fire. Seattle is all the way fire.
Starting point is 01:35:41 There's music. There's food. It's swans. It's a nightlife. There's women. There are studios. There are good people. There's rain.
Starting point is 01:35:48 There's music festivals in the summertime. There's all types of fly. Just music-y shit in Seattle. I absolutely love it. And Seattle got something to say in terms of fucking production, production. A lot of artists out there.
Starting point is 01:36:00 A lot of art. A lot of dope work. The Jay Vasatch moved out there a couple years ago. What's two? What's two? Oh, no. It was New York, Seattle, San Diego. I can't even put my mind to move no well.
Starting point is 01:36:11 They trick you into trying to move to Florida, but ain't getting me. I'm cool. You got to sit there. Yeah, I'm straight. Yeah, I'm straight. Wow. I used to want to live in Florida, too, before I realized it was like crazy people. And again, that's me.
Starting point is 01:36:23 I'm never leaving. I'm never leaving. I'm never leaving. I'm never leaving. What's important? What's important? What's not important? The floor is yours. I've been talking too much. I don't have no importance. We're talking. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:36:35 He's been talking too fucking much. Diane Ross, we're the Supreme's. Fuck that. Do something about it, freeze. Tell us some shit they need to know. They don't know they need to know, nigga. What else you do to your body? Anything? Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:36:49 You got your nipples pierce, tell us. If you was going to get your nipples pierce, would you tell us? No. Fuck. I would keep that to myself. It's not the safe space. I know it ain't the same space. The dads would read different.
Starting point is 01:37:01 I'm with it. I know the dads and the kids are the door. That dad's would look a little different. D's. Do y'all want to start with music because I don't? You'll get the bar? No, nigga I'm not getting that shit, does. He would definitely get the bar.
Starting point is 01:37:17 The bar and the penis? Actually, now he probably gets studs. The bar and the dick? Wait, what are you going to talk about? Yeah, the bar inside the penis? No. The bar inside the nipple. I wouldn't get none of that shit.
Starting point is 01:37:29 Then that shit get rusty because the bitches don't take it out and clean it? Paul. You're still going to suck on it. You can taste the metal. There is a piercing you can get in your penis that helps you. The Prince Albert.
Starting point is 01:37:40 The Prince Albert. Yeah. Is that what it is? Prince Albert. Yeah. That's what it's called. Look at the freakbole. The freak boys over here.
Starting point is 01:37:47 I don't want to talk sex right now because it's low-hanging fruit, but I do want to ask y'all, have y'all ever, not you, have y'all ever tried to attach something to your penis for for her during sex. The little ring joint. The cock ring.
Starting point is 01:38:03 With the vibrate of a cock ring for sure. She's efficient. Hell yeah. I should get it done. Freeze mint. I don't take that. I would have it though. I have not.
Starting point is 01:38:15 Man, we like to have fun. I don't the fuck y'all talk about. Respect. I tried it before, but it was that one. I can follow up. Damn it. It's bad. Bad is hell.
Starting point is 01:38:25 Damn it. Big ass rates. Only coming one side. No, that's before technology, like, made them ill. I must have the beta one. I'm sure they were bad, but I couldn't get jiggy with it. Heavy as shit, probably.
Starting point is 01:38:39 Yeah, it was bad. Mark, you were saying? I guess we should actually talk about music. Or that was a good segue to Terry Cruz. That's where I was going, but then I was like, I thought we had to talk music. We ain't got to talk no music? Okay, yeah, Terry Cruz.
Starting point is 01:38:52 I just sent you the clip. I've been had that same. Oh, oh. I had that clip saying immediately. So Terry Cruz was talking about, as other people have, I guess, his porn addiction. And a lot of people say they have porn addictions, but Terry Cruz seemed to really have a porn addiction. Next level. And he broke down just how bad it got. Here's a clip.
Starting point is 01:39:19 I got a day off from the set. I'm usually on location. And I could watch porn from probably 10 o'clock. After my workout, 10 a.m. to 11 p.m. at night. Huh? It was getting a lot of money. And I couldn't stop. It was what you would call a splurge.
Starting point is 01:39:37 Like, it just could stop. Derry times in the night and they're still watching, I knew I had a problem. Terry, come on. I agree, Terry. You got a problem. You know, 13 hours. As a lover of pornography, this is too much porn. Right.
Starting point is 01:39:54 His shit was probably, God damn. Is that sitting in one? You know what you're going to get you through that many. But do y'all think he's just sitting in one room eight, ten hours straight? Or is he just throughout his day constantly looking at this video? That was 13 hours that he described. He says. Y'all's school because I don't watch porn.
Starting point is 01:40:11 But when I, on a, in a few, no, I don't. Mark, some of these lies are atrocious. I can just out here, putting them are atrocious. Like, I'm not bragging about it. I just, I just don't. I mean, I would, like, I just don't. You've never seen a porn. That whole time.
Starting point is 01:40:24 When I was a high school, used to watch the spice channel when we had the chipped-up cable box. That's not. You're jerking off through the lines. Oh, nigga, I was, you know, your people's coming in. You actually see your hand. I watched that elementary. I got to sleep. I'm sitting there.
Starting point is 01:40:38 That whole time that your lady was away, you said she went away a couple weeks, you ain't watching nothing, you were just chilling. He's going off the dome, man. Off the, off the net. Off something, but not, not pouring. I'm just that I don't. You was jerking off off memory? No.
Starting point is 01:40:56 What I was just a few? I'll tell you later. Hey, Jay, Frize, put him back on that school. Nothing inappropriate. Let me be clear. They go to ask you again. Nothing inappropriate, but I don't do it. Jerking off the pictures.
Starting point is 01:41:09 I don't think it's like cool or not. Mark is beating off to them fucking nuclear bitches. Victoria's Secret catalog. I mean, it's just so much shit on social media. Like, you don't need to watch a board again. You know what I mean? He probably read books and jerk off from it. He probably gets turned off.
Starting point is 01:41:24 That's probably what it is. He probably watch a real good debate and that shit turn to I finally jerked that motherfucker had to drink it off the C's serious. This ain't about me. I don't want to center me. He's different. No, I really don't.
Starting point is 01:41:36 I mean, I told you I watched more like three times as an adult, like three times. It was always like in the, oh, you're serious. We got it. Anyway, point is, so like, I would have, but when I have watched it, you watch it, then you jerk off,
Starting point is 01:41:51 and then you're done. That's what I was about to ask. Like, you, we have done it, you watch it, you joke off, you done. I'm not sure that I've ever watched more than, like, maybe three minutes of Florida. You need a lot of horses. 13 hours is egregious.
Starting point is 01:42:02 But every time you watch porn, you don't masturbate. Sometimes you watch it. It's a high percentage. And you don't run one out. Wait, hold on. Other times you're master, you're about to masturbate and you go look for your scenes so you can run one out. It's like hand to hand.
Starting point is 01:42:15 Right. Him watching that. What? I'm letting him finish. I'm trying to see what you're going with this. Him watching that for 13 hours, to me. That's a digative of, that's just a part of like his thing. That's not, he's not jerking off for 13 hours, y'all.
Starting point is 01:42:27 I hope not. He's watching. Well, that's what's weird to me and he's like, is he watching the scripts? Like, is he paying attention to the plot? Like, what these things don't be having those scripts no more? Because I miss a good story. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:37 Not the nigger knock on the door. I'm here to clean the pipes. What pipes are wrong? Your pipes, bitch. Like, I want to feel guilty at the end. You know what I mean? Oh, no, I feel guilty. I feel like you just did the most disgusting shit out.
Starting point is 01:42:52 I want to feel bad about some shit. So do you all think he's telling the whole truth? No. You think he's answering about how much porn? Or do you think? You're saying. No, I think he, the way he said it, like, yo, I just sat in the house for 13 hours straight. I didn't get up.
Starting point is 01:43:06 I didn't move. I didn't. You know what I mean? I think he did. He's saying, yo, I would start. I would go workout at the gym. I would be finished my workout around 10. And I would watch porn from 10 a.m. to 11 p.m.
Starting point is 01:43:18 Yes, but did he say he sits in one spot? Because that's exactly what I was saying. Yeah, I think that's impossible. But can you both? You know how it go. You bustle? You're taking nap. afterwards, then he probably woke back up.
Starting point is 01:43:30 Yeah. Got back to it. How many scenes in jerk office is too much for one day? I'm gonna say, at three, that should be it. It's depending on your weekend. That matters. What'd you say?
Starting point is 01:43:42 How old are I did? What? Oh, shit. Your MCM came out with the pumps in the bump, nigga, it was up. Don't you hate when you wrote one out to the wrong scene, you come by mistake? You got to start over?
Starting point is 01:43:55 Start over. No. No. No. No, it's over. The job is done, yeah. That's how I know. That's how I know y'all is.
Starting point is 01:44:01 Because you have to get the perfect scene. If I start to come by mistake, I let the little pre-cum come out and make a motherfucker. You got to breathe. You got to breathe. Yeah. I'll stop. I'll take yourself, young man.
Starting point is 01:44:15 You got to breathe. I'll let it come out a little bit. Add that to the loo. Ooh. Ooh, this is plus loop now, bitch. I got some free come out of this. That's the Artificial mixed with a natural
Starting point is 01:44:30 I ain't the pre-com G, but That's the difference between women and men Is women watch this right now That are agreeing with me It's very important which scene It can't be just any old thing It has to be For y'all, y'all don't care
Starting point is 01:44:41 But for us and that's not true It's not true It's not true It doesn't be the perfect scene though But you know It's just shit you like It got to be the right one But I got
Starting point is 01:44:49 What if you rub one out And then your favorite Your favorite chick Put out two more videos That day, that's good Well But just not for 13 hours. What if your favorite chick be like,
Starting point is 01:45:02 this is the bundle, this is my last month of videos. He falls for. That's clearly. There you go. What? Hello. I don't know how I'm going to watch one with my girl live up here.
Starting point is 01:45:19 How do you do it? She's coming in like a couple days. Yeah. It's over. I am about to go. You better go sit in house and go and get your last hour. I had different floors, yo. That ain't fuck shit, shit.
Starting point is 01:45:35 Go downstairs and get him on. So this is what I'm saying about Terry, this is what I'm saying about Terry Cruz. And I hate to turn our good masturbation conversation. Well, y'all clearly don't care about this porn addiction. I do. I want to say something. A few things.
Starting point is 01:45:50 One, that's too much. Hearing Terry Cruz described. a porn addiction lets me know that when Holes was telling me I had one they was trying to
Starting point is 01:46:01 manipulate me they was trying to trick me because if this is what a porn addiction sound like I'm cool I'm nowhere near
Starting point is 01:46:10 a porn addiction what was you doing at your worst or your peak they just try to say if you fucking what are they trying to
Starting point is 01:46:17 at your peak it's a spectrum though I'm sure sure he might be on a whole he might be
Starting point is 01:46:24 rock bottom I think that Terry is, Terry's a Christian, and I think his is like religious base because when people are religious, they believe that it's, you know, it's wrong, period. You know what I mean? Also, I think he battles with that. This is only me.
Starting point is 01:46:40 I'm not telling you how you feel. I'm telling you how I feel totally unfounded based on nothing. But porn addiction niggas, and niggas that have a little, have that itch. Porn addiction niggas, I assume to have very vivid, no pun, personalities.
Starting point is 01:47:04 Imaginations. Those niggers, I think, are more prone to experiment than regular niggas. I see what you're saying. That makes sense, but... I do not and have never believed that Terry,
Starting point is 01:47:22 and that old, that other, I never believed that that went like that. And I know you're supposed to believe victims. I've never believed that story. Oh my God. Wow. And now that I know you got a porn addiction, I really don't believe that you went up to the punch bowl
Starting point is 01:47:44 at the holiday party and direct the homeboy just out of nowhere started tugging on your dick while your wife and kid was next to you. I don't believe that. Or at the same party. No, I don't believe that. Sorry, Terry Cruz. If I'm wrong, when you see me, you can tell me about it. I don't believe that for a fucking second.
Starting point is 01:48:02 Whoa. Well, as somebody that indulges in war. That got they did grab at the punch bowl. But it was consensual. And he liked it. Yeah, because the babysitter wasn't that much older. Joey. I don't know what this nigga talking about.
Starting point is 01:48:17 Go ahead. But that's a bad, bad, bad correlation in practice. parallel. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. I said, I own this. I said this. I feel not job. He had a little intro. But before he did this, I was saying this. This ain't new. No, this ain't. I like, I like porn and I ain't, I ain't the most creative when it come to sex. I'm regular dougal. You're not a porn addict. You're not a porn addict. I don't think I'm addicted to porn, but I, you're not a porn addict. He enjoys it. I indulge. Daily? Nah, but frequently.
Starting point is 01:48:52 you miss a week twice. It ain't the gym, my nigga. On some bro shit. Yeah. What's your brood shit? What's your favorite category? There you go. Now you got them.
Starting point is 01:49:04 Category. It differs. Yes, nigger category. Flavor. What's your flavor? It depends on my mood. I don't know. I was asking.
Starting point is 01:49:12 It depends on my mood. Get your innocent ass out of you. I've been in that milk shit a lot. Oh, you like that milk? Yo, you want no mine? With the F-40K. You want to know mine? I'll tell it real quick
Starting point is 01:49:24 I like a little stepmom hear me out I only pick the ones you're one of those different races I'm like tapping to the little stepdad stepmom but they gotta be different races
Starting point is 01:49:37 that's where I draw the line that shit is right all right so Terry Cruz we hope you get better we hope you get better he's loose
Starting point is 01:49:46 by way it's not real fellas so I tell you some true shit this nigga serious he only had watch porn three times his life he's 40 fucking You're the reason why the algorithms all fucked up.
Starting point is 01:49:57 Facts. It's really true. The fucking steps. What? That should be fucking up. It's taboo. I don't believe that shit for a second. They're not real, but it's still fucking.
Starting point is 01:50:06 Taboo. How more going to watch porn on a lime green laptop? With his little Muslim words. Now that looks like a porn laptop. No, don't. That looks like king porn. How's you going to get money for the concert? Not all over that shit?
Starting point is 01:50:19 Yeah, it's a fuck. How's you going to get money for the concert? You might put some lip stickers on the side. get tours. You know? Well, Terry is healed. Just if y'all care, Terry is healed. His dick or?
Starting point is 01:50:30 All of them. He said he grew up, like you said, in a religious household. Yes, what it is. He felt addicted. He said the thing is, he felt like as long as he's watching that much porn and he wasn't cheating on his wife, that that was his justification. So I think a lot of it was he had all his sexual frustration and he tried to get it out, but he couldn't do it without.
Starting point is 01:50:46 All of that is right aligned with what I'm saying. And she don't look for him. I believe him, no, on the, on the, I don't think anybody makes that up. Nobody goes in public and say, this Hollywood executive. Mawell, you believe all victims, so you and I... No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:50:58 It ain't believe the victims. I'm just saying, like, that ain't some shit that you get sympathy for. You get clowns so much for it. I wouldn't think he would tell that lie just because you don't get nothing for. How much...
Starting point is 01:51:06 If you're trying to go viral, get some attention for him. Well, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think he told a lie. That happened. No, I'm talking about the... You think... You say he had enjoyed it.
Starting point is 01:51:16 Oh, okay. I mean... It's only his size. It's the fact that he's a big black man, people think that nobody would just tug on your dick at the work party with your fucking wife and kid at the party.
Starting point is 01:51:31 Why are you doing a big tough guy? He's not this big tough gangstown. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, you're right. And sometimes the niggas they're talking to, be down. Oh, God, Joey.
Starting point is 01:51:46 I say this. It's a fact. Let's move on. And they're going to cruise your head. If you see me say something to me, he ain't going to say nothing to you. Ain't gonna be a whole lot talking I think the shit you're saying
Starting point is 01:51:56 I know people with weapons Friday All right Terry Cruz If the nigga did do that Then My bad But I don't believe that at all I believe that
Starting point is 01:52:06 For one sake You think you can piss on me And tell me it's raining Nigger hell no Anyway We all support you here Except for the J and JVP
Starting point is 01:52:14 Yeah The leader Well on the other end of the spectrum Chris Tucker Did a comedy show Last week in L.A. Okay Okay.
Starting point is 01:52:24 And in the show, he started talking about being celibate. The crowd started laughing. They thought he was joking. He said, no, no, I'm fucking serious. He was like, I really don't have sex. I haven't had sex in three years. And I'm waiting until I get married. He said, nobody believes him.
Starting point is 01:52:39 He said, he went through this whole bit. His family don't believe. He said, my aunt believes in aliens and she don't believe this shit. Like, he was like, nobody believes it. But he said, I'm really holding steady. I thought that was interesting. As, like, a famous person, a rich person, a person that people find attractive, all these things.
Starting point is 01:52:53 Like you have options and you choose to, I know Celibus ain't about options, but I'm just saying like shit is hard to be him and be celibate. My question was, do you believe him? I feel like it goes along with him a little bit because he stopped cursing. He missed all that Friday bread. Just because he didn't want to be part of a brand where he represented smoking PCP and smoke a weed all day
Starting point is 01:53:12 and selling drugs and being in the street. You know, niggas was, I've been mad at Chris since then. I never let it go. I was pissed. I thought he ruined the franchise until they found Money Mike and, you know, cat and all him. but it goes with that. He's another one that's a Christian. So I feel like when they get themselves together. I mean, what more devotion do you show to God?
Starting point is 01:53:32 Because if you want a wife and you tell God, well, I'll save myself for this wife, God might send you one, especially in that belief as a Christian. Muslims have similar beliefs, but yeah, that's how you're supposed to do it, fellas. And he could be on some seam and retention shit. That's the shit.
Starting point is 01:53:45 Now, that's good. I think that's good for men. That's not celibacy. That's not celibacy. It's not the same thing. It's not good for me. Because seam and retention, you just don't come. You have sex, but you don't come.
Starting point is 01:53:53 Celibacy, you not have sex. Lots of study shows that you gotta get that shit out, and I'm a firm believer. So you don't believe in semen retition and the power that you seemen home? Well, I was popping. I believed in the semen retention. Wait a second.
Starting point is 01:54:03 The niggas that I've spoken to the semen retention nigges, they don't make it sound like they have sex. Joey badass came up here and said he has sex, he just don't come. Mind you, that's who taught me. We did a interview with Angela Yee, and he taught me all about it
Starting point is 01:54:17 and said all the benefits he got out of it. Sidebar. So how does it end? The nigger two years later, he got his girl that he wanted. That girl he was waiting, they seems really happy. At the time, that's what he was talking about. Yeah, shout out to them.
Starting point is 01:54:27 Yeah, shout out to them. How does sex end if nobody comes? She can come. She can come. She can come. You're like, all good. You won't put more effort into making her come because you can't come. You have to decenter your stuff.
Starting point is 01:54:36 That's what feminist porn is all about. Huh? Wait, excuse me. No. No. No. No. No.
Starting point is 01:54:42 No. No. No. No. And no. I appreciate that. Moving right on. Thank you, great. I would like to get more into feminist porn.
Starting point is 01:54:52 No, we do. Well, y'all can talk about it on your off time. Mystical. Mystical got 20 years. Speaking of the other end of this. Thank God. Throw that nigga under the jail. Word.
Starting point is 01:55:04 And now he's trying to put in, he's saying that he wants to, because it was a deal. And he wants to withdraw his appeal. I mean, not appeal, his plea bargain. Yes, yes. Because he was under duress. He didn't understand the ramifications that he would end up doing the 20. Because he said something on the trial, something the effect of I should get the maximum time.
Starting point is 01:55:26 Lock me up. If I did what she said I did, I should get it. And they were like, cool. Say less. Say less. Oh, speaking of changing your fucking defense strategy, I thought this was funny. So Luigi Man Gianni, the kid, the health care murderer guy.
Starting point is 01:55:44 Yeah, yeah. So he's put in to change his defense from some legally insane or something like that and now they're requesting to not do that because if you did that, then that would mean that you're fessing up to have you doing it. It's an affirmative defense.
Starting point is 01:56:05 Yeah, like I did it, but here's why I shouldn't jail for it. But if you put in for it, then... Yeah, oh, I'm with you. Yeah. I think he now believes that there's enough people out there who will believe that he didn't do it or they were set up for it.
Starting point is 01:56:19 It's all about... Yeah, it's the fiend thing, but listen, I just want to tell you all this. He served six years in Louisiana State Prison, 2004 to 2010. So mystical. Mystical. 2012, he served three months in jail for a DV. He did 18 months from 2017 to 2019 on a rape and kidnapping charge that was later dropped. So he just was being held fighting the case.
Starting point is 01:56:40 And then he's done four years from 2022 fight in this case right here. The nigger is in the mud. Like, people, you cannot fix him. put them the fuck down. Yeah, go do all the years now. Put them down. Now you got to do all you. You can't be out.
Starting point is 01:56:55 I don't think that rapers, molesters, all those kind of people. I don't really think that you can fix them. I don't think they always reaffirce. Like, I don't know. I think you should put them down. Castrade them something. Cut the wee-wee off, Joe. Cut the wee-wee off.
Starting point is 01:57:09 You don't know how to use it. Cut it off. I ain't mad. That's what they used to do in Russia or somewhere. Other countries. They're still doing that shit down. They still do that thing. I just lie.
Starting point is 01:57:18 I'd just be lying. But if you. If you can't use it appropriately, why not? Yeah. Get rid of it. I think you should just be locked up forever because you're still going to do something inappropriate, dick hard or not. Right.
Starting point is 01:57:28 True. Well, chemical castration is supposed to take away that desire too. So it's not just that you don't have a weapon anymore. It's not like disarming somebody. There's two things. It's like you take the weapon, but you also take away the desire. Take the horn. You take the hornet, too.
Starting point is 01:57:40 Other shit. You don't have to be physical. What they say, though, is that chemical castration suppresses the desire to get up. I don't know enough about the science, no, but that's the claim of it. I don't know enough. about chemical castration. You sound well research for a nigga that don't want porn.
Starting point is 01:57:53 You think chemical castration? What kind of porn you are? I mean, that's probably a category, but... You know, it could be. But I follow these proceedings, like the legal proceedings. I haven't followed mysticals closely, but he just, I agree with y'all. He's a...
Starting point is 01:58:05 He's a... I know people that he's dating, people doing his hair, his neighbor. Nobody is safe. He doesn't even have, like, a track record where there's always people he's... You know what I mean? Like, he's living in a house with. He will fucking me up, because it's sun rap and his son rap good. He sounds like mystical a little bit
Starting point is 01:58:21 But mystical was such a piece of shit That I don't know if that's a great thing Sounding like mystical right now. I feel bad for him That braided bob, we knew The nigga wasn't right Don't know grown ass man wearing no braided bob I'm gonna fuck what year it is, Parks
Starting point is 01:58:32 That shit weird Braided Bob and fucking 96 And all these n'all these big clothes on It's might burn the tips of your braids That shit ain't right That shit ain't right Never thought about that way Never free mystical fuck mystery
Starting point is 01:58:47 You don't need to whip his ass when he get there Oh, that's going to happen. That's going to happen. That's going to fuck his ass up. That's going to happen. Roll back to Chris Tucker real quick. What's the long as you all have going, what I'll have to say, the celibate. Have you all done the celibating thing?
Starting point is 01:58:58 No. Or I'm trying to find myself any of that shit. No. I thought I was celebrating right there. I've gone. Close to a year. I've gone a long time. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 01:59:07 What's a long time? A long time? I wasn't recording it. No, but I mean like, that could be a month for you. No, it's been periods of months and months and months. So what? Three months, six months, nine months. It's been a long?
Starting point is 01:59:17 I just said I don't know the exact time, but I've not had sex wrong. We can't hear you. What's happening? Well, I just said he's lying. I just whispered to you. He's lying like I knew. Oh, I can't with the headphones. Okay.
Starting point is 01:59:27 No, I can't hear. We always talk about the nigga in his face. Go ahead. He's so stupid. And he is lying. He's lying. Morning, what's the long as you been? First of all, it's never been by choice.
Starting point is 01:59:37 Okay? I'm just pointing. She's like, I'm always. Yes, it's sad. Like, what the fuck? Probably this last time, though. Probably a year, year and a half, something like that? It was horrible.
Starting point is 01:59:47 I don't believe in those celebrities. I think women should get fucked. When women don't have sex, you get all bumping and shit. You're all angry and shit. I fucking, I kill somebody by mistake. I need a release. Solid. Shit.
Starting point is 02:00:01 Straight up. Fuck that. Probably. These niggas just lying. Three to six months? Probably. Probably three to six months. I thought of it.
Starting point is 02:00:12 I used to always say I was going to do it until I found something. There was a period where I was having so much sex. my 20s, I was like, I want to stop and have like a break, but I never could really do. I was never real good at doing it for long periods of time. So you had the longest time out of everybody. And would you say a year? He didn't say. Because he's lying.
Starting point is 02:00:29 I'm not. Well, what do I get from lying? He's not lying. He just don't give a number. He just said a lot. He said months and months and months and months without having sex, bro. So six months or nine months? Right longer than that. Oh, I hate the simple things take so long.
Starting point is 02:00:45 I'm not sitting around recording, you know, from January. to blah, blah, blah, and have sex. We can just be a long. And then I get yelled at, and I wasn't even known that. I wasn't even talking to you. No, I wasn't talking to me. I'm just saying. Okay, thank God.
Starting point is 02:00:56 God. God. What I'm asking is, is that, was it by choice? Yeah, of course. So if it's by choice, you want to remember. Of course. I'm trying to remember. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:05 Of course. You see me? You see the material, bitch? Of course it was by, of course. It was by design. No, I'm saying. No, I'm saying. It's always by choice.
Starting point is 02:01:14 If it's not. No, it's not. You're crazy. not true. That is one of the biggest lies that don't tell. That's not true. There's a whole sect of people that call themselves involuntary. For the, for normal, reasonably attractive
Starting point is 02:01:27 people, I think you can have a sex partner if you want one. Yes, there are people who can't get no pussy. Yes, there are people. But in general, I don't even think they can't get no pussy. They don't know that they can. They don't know how to do it. They don't know how to do it. They don't know how to approach it. Boom, that's what it is. They got their eyes on that pussy. And
Starting point is 02:01:45 that pussy don't want that. Out of their league pussy. Yes. But. And then they take it out on everybody. I understand your point. Yeah, I was, I feel like you would definitely know the time because you're the one that set the tone. You said I'm not going on it anymore. I just had shit going on in my life where that shit wasn't necessarily a priority for me. So I was just like, I ain't fucking with that.
Starting point is 02:02:06 Yo, y'all niggas is just difficult. We get more a little bit of estimation. What else? What else? What else? What else is going on? Racist dude, Chud got his bill. denied.
Starting point is 02:02:21 He's still in jail. Fuck you, Chud. Looks like they got it right. Yeah, fuck, Chud. Shout out to that judge for being a stand-up fucking judge doing the right thing. Whatever his name is.
Starting point is 02:02:31 We're proud of you, Your Honor. I would talk music with y'all, but I have no idea about anything that this wasn't my favorite drop. YG dropped. This shit's pretty tough. I like this album. I like it a lot.
Starting point is 02:02:42 His album was hot. It's like four or five storytelling records on there. The first couple records I had loved, but what? Once it kicked up, it kicked up. I sent you one. It's called Tiffany.
Starting point is 02:02:53 Storytelling. It took me back to, you remember Royce's part of me? Of course, one of the best stories ever told. It's one of them. Yeah. With the wild twist at the end, like, oh, shit. This is a twist as wild. Yeah, the twist.
Starting point is 02:03:06 The twist is what I'm saying. No, no, no, when I say, great storytelling record with a twist at the end. Got it. It reminds me of that. He better not try that whole. Oh, that, no. It's not that. It's not that.
Starting point is 02:03:20 How's the features? I saw a lot of features on there. There's a lot. I didn't, like, the Push-T record I didn't like. That's the same. They wrap the same rhyme scheme for the entire song, Hook included. That's a turnoff for me.
Starting point is 02:03:31 The Tyler Records, like some kinky fucking yin-ghing twin shit. Yeah. I like that. It was cool. I want to hear that. I love the Kinky Yang-Jang. I want to hear Tyler.
Starting point is 02:03:40 I want to add some Kinky Yang-J shit. I like the Tyler record. I didn't love it, but once I got into the other records. Oh, yeah. See, I'd have heard this beating call the Ying Yang Twins. Right. No, you can't whisper, niggins.
Starting point is 02:03:59 No, you can't whisper in a niggins. My baby got to keep it alone. I be dressing like a model for the phone. Never tell you why I got a clone. Can't slunk any bitch with a bone. But you would never know it's not long. Is he whispered an old record? Yes.
Starting point is 02:04:20 Tyler does not. That's how Park's didn't like me. Yeah, they love it. I got you. The gin and ab soul record is incredible. insecure. That one was out. They put that one out.
Starting point is 02:04:27 Oh, was it? Yeah, they put that one out. It wasn't on my radar, so shout to them. Shot to the album. I'm not mad. I'm not mad at the album, though. I'll check it out. Super solid.
Starting point is 02:04:36 Yang and beat plus the whisper is crazy. Yeah, that was he thought was the wrong. Yeah, the beat sound like that, and then you're going to whisper on top. You threw me, or he threw me for a loop a little bit. I was debating if I was going to come in here and tell the truth or not. It's trash. Which? It's trash.
Starting point is 02:04:53 You could say it. We could say it. That's my man. man, we love them. Love them. You already gave us 26 songs of greatness. I love that album. This deluxe is absolute trash.
Starting point is 02:05:02 I know it. You know it. You knew it before you put it out. Everything about it is trash. And I knew it was a chance it might be trash. So I just hit the sample. I end up purchasing two records from it. I'm cool.
Starting point is 02:05:16 I copped it out of 10 songs, I might listen to three. And three in a pop. We're talking about the Chris Brown. Oh, okay. We're talking about the Chris Brown deluxe. The chocolate edition. Did not y'all. Listen, I got to tell the truth.
Starting point is 02:05:29 It must be bad at y'all. It's absolutely horrible. Track one, I was like, oh. Oh, this is real bad. Literally, I was like, oh, all right. I'm, okay. That was, I would never hear that again. Track two.
Starting point is 02:05:43 Oh, it got worse. Oh, shit. All right. I didn't, I didn't. What's the issue? Was he trying to, like, do a different genre? Honestly, honestly, this sounds like he just picked a bunch of old records. Got it.
Starting point is 02:05:52 Like, I'm talking about, when I say old records. Old from like his. like his hyphy LA sound. Yeah, yeah. I'm talking about I went in the vault from 2012 and grabbed some records.
Starting point is 02:06:02 Why does that, why would somebody do that as good as he is? Like, why does he feel to need to put out so much shit to the point you'll put out of bullshit? I'm building my catalog. I just sold my catalog.
Starting point is 02:06:11 I'm building that up. His catalog is crazy already, though. Yeah, but I sold up to a point. Okay. So if I'm playing an algorithm game, I'm playing a streaming game, and I'm building a catalog back up, I'm going to just flood the market.
Starting point is 02:06:22 I don't think that's a great strategy personally, I'm not here. Listen, again, we don't know what these people goals are. True. I say that all the time. We do not know. We'll sit there and say, yeah, we want him to put a classic out.
Starting point is 02:06:33 We want him to do this. He might not be thinking that. His plan could be, you know, I'm going to hit him with this, hit him with this. I'm going to run a catalog back up. I can go get me another $2,300 million to call it a day. Goals. We don't know what his goals are because there's a few things this could be. We don't know his goals.
Starting point is 02:06:47 We don't know his contract obligations and I'm only hit it on the head. We don't know if there's a money play. Yeah. I just feel like there's more money in higher quality product than just flooding bullshit. I'm with you. Especially such a legend that he's becoming, that he isn't becoming. He's so talented and amazing. And he has slaps.
Starting point is 02:07:07 Like, there's no question. And it was nothing brownish about this deluxe. Like, I feel like his album had a theme. There's nothing. It did have a thing. This shit is just, grab records. And if him to call it the chocolate edition and drop on June team, if I thought we was, this wasn't, it was horrible.
Starting point is 02:07:23 Absolutely horrible. Wow. But I don't mind that because I got 26 songs of heat from Homeboy already from this album. So go ahead and put out 10 songs of trash. Well, nine, because one of them was real. I like one of them. What's one I like? Hold up.
Starting point is 02:07:37 There's a couple one here, but just over. And I stand corrected. That wasn't him. You're right. He did not sell this category. He didn't sell. He didn't sell. He didn't sell.
Starting point is 02:07:44 He didn't. Let's see. It's all come off greedy to me. I'm confused. I'm just come on greedy. I purchased nothing to talk about. I like that. and I purchased Still Human.
Starting point is 02:07:58 I knew that was going to be just off the title, but I ain't like nothing until... And I bought these, but these still ain't to the quality of the songs on Brown. No. I just feel like with the flooding process, there might be great songs in there, but they get lost in the sauce
Starting point is 02:08:59 when there's too much shit there. See, when they come to him, I'm conditioned to listening to the long album. So that don't really affect me. I get that. Just me, though. I understand how that could affect the masses that way. But this shit is just, he missed.
Starting point is 02:09:12 The flood is great for super diehard fans, but I feel like for the rest of the world, especially today with the shorter attention spans. Nobody wants to essentially pick out the songs that you like. And do all the rest. If I give you 50 songs and you like 12, that still is, you know what I mean? And your 12 will be different from his 12, different from their 12.
Starting point is 02:09:29 As a casual Chris Brown fan, I'd be like, I'd be overwomen. Don't worry, that is not all the trash that dropped. Because Chloe and Timberland put out something. Did they really? Man, I didn't even. It's a fucking mess. I'm cool. I'm still mad at Tim over AI.
Starting point is 02:09:44 Me too. I'm over him. And then you made an agent. So I'm going to just give y'all. A little bit of trash. I'm a sample some of this for y'all. This track one talking dirty. Yeah, but he tries.
Starting point is 02:10:02 You'll see what I mean. And when I say trash, they're not bad songs. I will say this sounds more Timbalinish. Timble and it sounded. This sounds like old tim. It sounds like the beat. It sounds like old Tim. See, for me it gives an old Aaliyah folder.
Starting point is 02:10:35 I can't hear Chloe, who I already think has identity issues. Gotcha. Sound like Aaliyah. That's a problem for me. But that's not a bad song, right? And this is a track two, hold it. More the same for me. Yeah, Chloe sound like she just does references.
Starting point is 02:11:03 Like, these songs don't be sounding like hers. Gotcha. And this is track three priorities, and that's probably the last track I'll play. It gets progressively worse as it goes on. I will say, again, the drum programming sounds the most timbish I've heard in a really long time. So I do salute it for that. It does. Sounds like classic Tim.
Starting point is 02:12:09 Yeah. Don't get stupid. Don't be stupid. Yeah, I wouldn't say. I wouldn't go all the way to classic. I wouldn't go all the way to classic. First of all, Chloe better hope he don't type that shit into his little AI, his little AI, Simperator, whatever the fuck they use.
Starting point is 02:12:24 Don't drop an album sounding just like that bitch next week. I wouldn't trust that motherfucker for five seconds. The Atlantic just dropped to speaking of AI real quick. Yeah, like fuck now. The Atlantic just dropped a database where you can search if AI companies are using your music for AI. That's great. That's what? Using your music to train their AI models.
Starting point is 02:12:45 And they are. You're probably on there. We're all. That's crazy. Yeah, it's trash. There's another. Go ahead. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:12:53 This, uh, yeah, let's save Chris Brown. This Skiller baby Chris Brown record in Bryson, though. This is more to pop. Hey, all right, Byrd. I ain't hear you and then go bird. No one not like this shit. Nah, this is hard. This is fire right here.
Starting point is 02:13:48 You're only 20, son. It ain't even right now you with skill. It's a hundred and five in here. Just me, C, B, and T. Ain't doing too much. Me chucky with you. You had enough. Bryson and Chris Brown is a good duo.
Starting point is 02:14:14 Yes, they are. They work well together. Yes. I'm trying to wait for Chris Brown. Come on, redeem himself from that deluxe. Wait a... Wait a... Oh yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:36 Yeah, much more like it, much like it. My hair. Featuring Bryson, Tiller and Chris Brown, Skiller Baby. Yeah, that's hard right there. Thank God. Oh yeah, Bryson is on a look at Brice. I'm not, man. I forgot Bryson's killing this shit, man.
Starting point is 02:15:00 I can't get jiggy with this country shit that Neo is doing. Is that he's doing? Yeah, yeah. He's doing country music right now. I can't get jiggie with it. Yeah, y'all. You know I fuck with Neil. That shit ain't.
Starting point is 02:15:24 Trying to skip the bruce and sorry. Zesty. All right, girl. All right, I'm taking it time. What else? What else? I don't see anything else in... It was a great...
Starting point is 02:15:38 Y'all hear tear away? No, I didn't. No, actually. I want to, too. Wax Museum. It is a great, great, great. It is short. It's 12 tracks.
Starting point is 02:15:46 Each track is about two, two and a half minutes long, kind of mixtape vibes, but she's rhyming her ass off. I like the production. She's doing some creative interest and stuff. If you're a lyricist, if you're in the lyrics, I think you're going to love this album. What's the name on? A wax museum.
Starting point is 02:16:01 It's really dope. Okay. I just copy it. PJ Morton put an album out as heat. Shout to PJ. Shout to PJ. Shout out the PJ put out some summertime. Hold up, man.
Starting point is 02:16:15 Let's let the Aaron Ray cook for a minute. He put out some shit called Sweet Thing. Got a little vibe to it. Aaron Ray, another friend of the show. Hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. Masego put some heat out too, by the way, called Bree Eagle. Hey, Sego want to come up here.
Starting point is 02:16:42 Yeah, you should come up here. Oh, yeah, we're talking about that. That is Sweet Thing by Aaron Ray got a little nice summertime bop to it. That's nice. It's dope. Yeah, that's fine, man. Shout out to Aaron Ray. Alchemist dropped a little four-pack with G-Rap and chains and Conway and Boldie.
Starting point is 02:17:27 It's dope. Quick, quick listen. Okay, go Alchemist, go Alchemist. Go Alchemist. Go Alchemist. Let me see here. What else? Baby Rose.
Starting point is 02:17:36 Sid dropped something. Tank and fucking Eric Bellinger dropped some fucking sensitive family fatherhood love your daughter type music. We got another verses. That's what's slow down. We're not done. We're not done. We're not done. Part of it. I want to play this
Starting point is 02:17:50 girl that I have no idea who she is. I never heard this name before, but it's a joint and I'm a music lover so I'm sharing this record. It's called Baby Blue. But just listen to this. Listen to this real quick. You only live one so I'm gonna take no chances Think this lady's name is name My Anna, M-A-I
Starting point is 02:18:16 My Anna. This record is called Baby Blue Or some jazz shit This song we found together So I'm replay these days You only live one time So why not walk to somewhere new Why not tell someone you knew
Starting point is 02:18:37 I took a little love everything they do one time I took a chance and now I can't imagine Living any other way Nibb-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-dru-b button Make up and feel the favorite shoe and dance on the... Baby blue Baby blue
Starting point is 02:19:39 What the fuck did the beat drop on this motherfucker? It's called Baby Blue. That is mine. And I know she didn't pay for that. I just found that. And this record is hard. Listen to it on your own sometime. That record is tough. That's all I got. That's all I got in music.
Starting point is 02:20:20 In a few days, Telemise. Yeah, they announced another versus. B2K. Pretty Ricky. Versus Pretty Ricky. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.
Starting point is 02:20:33 It is a good one. I'm too old for that one. Okay. It's still a good one. Yeah, if you don't watch porn, You can sit that one out. How were you too old for that one? I wasn't.
Starting point is 02:20:43 I was a cult run. Their run was 20 years ago, 25 years ago. I was doing different shit 24 years. Oh, got it, got, got it. He was being educated. He was in the Congo, studying, monkeys. I was locked away in five years. I told you.
Starting point is 02:20:56 Not literally, but just anyway. In theory, this sounds like exactly what the streets have been looking for. Yeah, sure. In real life, I don't know if it goes like that. I think people just playing with their names today. Pretty Ricky don't have enough songs at all. Together to enter this.
Starting point is 02:21:14 And they damn sure don't have enough songs, even if you count the pleasure piece shit. How are they going to do this? I don't know. Do more of them have solo music that I'm unaware of? I'm not aware of. How many Pretty Ricky songs are competitive in this? Do you say 8 to 10, something like that?
Starting point is 02:21:31 A lot. No, they got some songs now. They got records now. Then why don't you think it works? Because B2K has a lot. Way more, Ryan could just go in. If he do the solo shit, it's a rap. Amani's saying B2K, I mean, Pretty Ricky is a better show.
Starting point is 02:21:49 Okay, that might. Omani, also known as the King of R&B. That's great, but B2A has a lot of songs. They got a lot of records. And if they jump into the Amarion bag, even if you let him get two or three rounds. He did it away. Okay.
Starting point is 02:22:02 That was three years ago, four years ago. Oh, I was just kidding. Shit. Can you also? Just don't bring your brother. don't bring your brother in the watermelon. That was all I was just saying. We don't need that.
Starting point is 02:22:16 Bring the watermelon. You like that watermelon move they did? Let's try it again. Mona, you hot to try. Word, Mona, you need to. Or some bro shit, you know. You need somebody. You need to get right.
Starting point is 02:22:29 That little hot pocket would be flapping, ready to go. It's a joke. Want some bro shit. Cool off. That's what you need your bro's for to tell you. Yeah. Let's sit your ass down somewhere.
Starting point is 02:22:39 Yo, I'm watching this. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I hope they do live showings. Mom. Like at a club, y'all.
Starting point is 02:22:51 It's going to be, I'm telling you, that group that likes that, they like party. That's like a, you know, like that scene. I don't know. Mark missing it. That's like a thing. Bitches love them, both of them. Especially for me Ricky, weird asses. Yeah, one day I'm going to go home and try to remember all of the sets,
Starting point is 02:23:09 the deep. music sets that I've wiled out to that probably you wouldn't think like the pretty Ricky set you know what's home boy from back in the day kid whiz I mean what's what's the nigga kid ink kid ink kid ink kidd ink muster set oh buddy that's part of the mustard set though but yeah you know kid ink had three songs and they were mustard records Chris brown was giving hits to niggas boy telling you that's the mustard that's why niggas moved to L.A to get that right to get yeah to get that mustard Chris Brown all that shit but the kidd Ty Dollar sign.
Starting point is 02:23:40 I'm going to think of all of the like guilty pleasure sets that I've gotten off to. But pretty rich are definitely on that list. Yeah, man. Now I got to play some kidding. Fuck y'all. Main chick. Fuck y'all. You know, you're all talking about.
Starting point is 02:23:52 You know, you know, you know him when you hear him. You know him. You know what. You know what? We playing kidding. Fuck they're talking about. What else was his? You heard this.
Starting point is 02:24:00 Hey. What are y'all talking about? Let it all that mean. Oh, yes. A melody is. I smell the hook and out. make you feel all right because I'm giving
Starting point is 02:24:45 what you need yeah I'm doing before y'all got me excited just now we were doing something Oh pretty riggy Pretty rigging and uncomp B2K
Starting point is 02:25:03 All right pick your winners Pick your winners B2K I don't know show me I don't know what it is but you just I don't even know
Starting point is 02:25:13 I don't know what kid ain't look like I don't know where he's from I don't know how old he is about there That's funny That's funny I don't know none of that It ain't shit.
Starting point is 02:25:22 But the joints. You know the joints, though. I know the joints, though. You know what I was. You know what I'm on, right? I got B2K. Yeah, for sure. I got pretty weak with upset.
Starting point is 02:25:32 Just because it's going too far. It's gone too long. I got 20 songs. I think they're being counted out. They're going to leave upset. I think they, I think they could do it. With 20 songs? I don't know.
Starting point is 02:25:43 This new verse of shit, don't be going 20 records all the time. They're going to go 20. They go and they start having fun. There we go. They try to always hide. The guys have. having fun. It's a celebration.
Starting point is 02:25:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. That's the way they market that shit. That check that they cut in that contract, it'd say it better be 20 rounds. It better be 20 rounds of that motherfucker. I'll tell you that much. If it wasn't 20, though, I think I might go with Pretty Ricky, too, just because they, Ricky got some shit,
Starting point is 02:26:08 yo. Because Pretty Ricky, the freaky older chicks fucked with Fritty Ricky is. Yes. They was young and shit making all sex music. Yes, sir. Hey, yes, sir Let's go on some pro shit
Starting point is 02:26:25 Yeah Come on Mark never heard None of the cool song Mark, you're such a dwee For the speech on Eager Get on a man
Starting point is 02:26:57 I don't know why But the ladies Go on my baby Be a mess Hey man They go This shit gonna be all right, bro Don't sleep
Starting point is 02:27:07 Or pretty Ricky then See, I don't sleep all pretty Ricky then See, I I like they three biggest songs better than any three songs that B2K going string together. I don't know how far, but they got, they got great slabs. But B2K got a lot of joints. B2K got joints too now. Hold up.
Starting point is 02:27:25 See. This one right here. I ain't even got all my Pretty Ricky in this Sarado. That shit right there on brick wherever they have. What? If they got the right crowd in there, that record is do it. The right bitches pop out. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:27:39 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think Pretty Ricky has a lot of joints. They have a lot of joints. They do. They do. They're going to have regional.
Starting point is 02:27:48 There's a way they could finagle this. I would like to know where this is happening. Yeah. Don't let it be Miami or some shit. Let me see if I'll see where it says. Because that matters. And what kind of mood is Raz being this day? Is Raz in a good mood?
Starting point is 02:28:03 Is he chilling? Or is he having, uh, it's in L.A. Bomb, bomb. They're going to bump their eyes right out of here. Mark, why you'll never join me? You know what I'm thinking. You could be having a bad day. You could be calling them memory lane.
Starting point is 02:28:21 You tried. You tried. That last tour was funny. Remember they broke up on tour? When they broke up on tour, it was funny. They didn't give a fuck about where I'm with Rasby. They invited that niggas. They invited the hook.
Starting point is 02:28:39 Word. Word. They got it right Was homie there? All of them was there They did piece of the season Some things I ain't piecing up I'm nigga
Starting point is 02:28:48 God some things you might have to piece up Some things you might have to piece up though Yeah Yeah Exactly And the card notes And shorts Yeah you gotta piece it up
Starting point is 02:29:01 If it's your fucking uncle Did this shit All right Why he got it? Thanksgiving It never be the same All right I'm inappropriate
Starting point is 02:29:08 Sorry Take it away Take it away. Y'all can fix it. Transition. Take it away. Mark, fuck you. Hey, doing that.
Starting point is 02:29:18 It's hanging me out to drive. Who wants to tell me about this maternal instinct? Or do we want to get to the jelly roll to you? Yeah, I was going to pass about the jelly roll shit. It was excited to talk about that. I know. Take it away. Trying to get you.
Starting point is 02:29:30 Which one you want to? It's your word right now. Real quick, cool documentary came out called maternal instinct. Docs with Demota. Docs with Demona. Y'all stop hitting that 50s. Because it's not a minute. Y'all stop hitting that 50s.
Starting point is 02:29:47 Nobody hit it. The 15 minute, bud. The fastest version possible. It's just a documentary about if you haven't watched it, stop here, go watch it and come right back here. It's really good. It's about a girl named Taylor, super manipulative, big liar.
Starting point is 02:30:06 It kind of like details her going from friend group to friend group in a small. all town in Texas. Just telling different lies. She's younger. She starts off with the like fake sick kind of thing, always pretending to be sick. Get attention.
Starting point is 02:30:18 Yeah, get attention. And then eventually she meets a guy, falls in love with this guy. For me, she seems so super in love with him, but she's such a dishonest person. I don't think that that was even real either. It was just, you know, something to do. My nigga Wade, right?
Starting point is 02:30:32 Way, yes, sidebar, Wade. I think you're kind of cute. Like, oh, my God. I do. He's a cowboy. Like, rideable, po. Okay, yes. Anyway, thanks.
Starting point is 02:30:43 Long story, longer. She says she's pregnant once we're getting a little tired of her. And the stories that, in the lies she tell, to keep up with this lie of pregnancy, it's crazy. Like, you have to watch it. She does almost, she does end up with a baby. She ends up with a baby. Like, can I just give it all up what happens?
Starting point is 02:31:04 Yeah, I'm not going to watch it. Like, Imani put in a group chat was like, you know, I should watch it. Oh, my God. You watched it? I cut it on for five minutes and cut it off. But you're snacking. Okay. So I'm not going to watch this.
Starting point is 02:31:17 Maybe and Joe watch her, they're both acting like they're not dying to have a conversation about this. But, I mean, I'm not there. Either way, she befriends this girl who is pregnant as well. She was her photographer in her wedding. You know what I mean? She was just super manipulative. Pregnant girl ain't see it coming. She go over there, cut the baby out the pregnant girl's stomach.
Starting point is 02:31:39 She cuts her baby out She goes behind her uterus And cuts her baby out While her toddler's in the house And she pulls off with the baby The way this girl And this is the thing When the documentary came out
Starting point is 02:31:50 A lot of people that listen and watch My podcast were telling me to watch it But I already saw it on dash cam If you go on YouTube A lot of these big stories Their story is already public on dash cam I mean on YouTube with all the dash cam So I saw it
Starting point is 02:32:01 The documentary is way better than those dash cam videos like the way She believed that shit Like when they have her in the hospital and they're like, you didn't have a baby where you could just pay from. Yes, I did. I sure did. Like, she's convinced of it.
Starting point is 02:32:16 Bitch got death. She is on a death, she's on death row right now. It's her and six other women. She is the youngest woman in history on Texas death row. How old is she? She caught the case at 27. She's been sitting for a few. Yeah, but she cut that baby.
Starting point is 02:32:30 R. Peter Reagan and sent a lot of her family because she's, Reagan really seemed like a nice girl. But, yeah, she cut that dead baby. When they bring Wade in and tell him, what she did, like the way he's just like and it's crazy because I don't think that he's complacent I feel like like he kind of knew his family kept trying to tell him that she was a liar
Starting point is 02:32:49 and she wasn't pregnant. She had an isorectomy. The tale was so small that the GYN clinic knew that she was lying about pregnancy on Facebook but they couldn't say anything because of HIPAA. So when some people that was connected to it would call they would say things like, well we can't tell you because of HIPAA but follow your gut, shit like that.
Starting point is 02:33:05 So the hospital was so nervous about what she would do. They got the hospital to put it on pink hole because they thought she would just go steal a baby. Now that bitch went and cut a baby out of a woman and killed her murder. Also, the baby died too. When she gets pulled over the babies in her left limp, the baby dies at the hospital. It's a wild-ass story. It's way too dark.
Starting point is 02:33:22 You had to watch it. It's not as dark as it seems when you watch, though. Yeah, I can't do that shit, man. I might have got four minutes in. I was like, yo, fuck E and cut that shit right on. Oh, you tried to watch it. I can't watch docs. I don't like, I'm the reenactment when you do the movie based off it all.
Starting point is 02:33:38 I can watch all. All of that all day. Yeah. But when that camera footage shit in the docks and sit there, I'm good, man. I don't want to see that shit. I literally love it. Live by it. I can't watch a regular movie.
Starting point is 02:33:46 I got to watch a doc. I'm sure. I love documentary. Yeah, no, I'm good. But I hope I didn't bore you fucks at home. And I also hope you appreciate it. You're welcome. Docs with Dimon.
Starting point is 02:33:55 You're welcome. Bodyed that shit. Domino, why are you here? I got another question for you because I skated past this because I didn't pay much attention to him. I know you and Joe was talking about it for the show. This jelly roll thing. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 02:34:07 Please tell me about this. Go! Please tell me about this. Oh, yes. I am so excited about this. Jelly Row filed for divorce. It's a shocker. No, Jelly Row, who is, by all account, a sweetheart.
Starting point is 02:34:23 No, the fuck he's not. Go ahead. I'm sorry, Skee. Cosmetics, I'm talking about. Not who he is. I don't know him. But when he appears and he's doing his smiling, shake hands, kiss babies, it's very buttoned up to the tea.
Starting point is 02:34:37 He ain't going to really say nothing. and push people the wrong way. He's one of those guys, which is why we're still waiting on you to come back from that awards ceremony and tell us what you thought about all the shit that you were scared. We gave you the run.
Starting point is 02:34:50 We gave you the grace. Like, all right, he don't want to do it right now. He probably come back and do it later. You never tell us nothing. So now that's a red flag. And now here we are. Jelly Roll has fouled for divorce from his wife of, how long?
Starting point is 02:35:03 He was married? Ten years, right? He was married for 10 years. Boney, she has a pop Ex-O Bunny, she has a podcast. Okay. And she's on the podcast, giving it up, saying what's going on.
Starting point is 02:35:15 Now, it don't sound like a bitter breakup, but everybody was on Jelly Rose's ass because what it looks like is y'all was best friends always appeared everywhere together and then she had got some surgery done and then he wasn't there. So then the fans was like,
Starting point is 02:35:27 hey, what the fuck is going on? She got like a facelift or some shit. Okay. And Jelly Rose not there. So that looked odd to the fans. And then when he filed for divorce, they're like, oh, so she helped you lose all this weight. Right.
Starting point is 02:35:37 She helped you get yourself together. He just lost a huge amount of weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a big fat bitch. She was supportive. She was a bad bitch. I mean, Jellyroll attributes a lot of his success to this lady. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:35:49 Getting off drugs, straightening up, getting this shit together. In those situations, people are always like, well, what's up with that? You know what I mean? I don't know. I'm not the biggest fan of Jellyroll because of when he first, like, came out to be this big sweetheart, and then I look back and he was like three, six mafia down. That culture appropriator, that shit, makes me a little nervous when people's hot you know what I mean
Starting point is 02:36:09 from that to country to this today I just the most that made me comfortable with him was Bunny so it's like the fact that he's you know I don't know you know I'm not a big fan of Jelly Rolls he's had some good moments that award ceremony sends the political misstep this time yeah some great speeches real inspiration on all that yeah
Starting point is 02:36:29 all right come on let's get to the T god damn it yeah come soon as the Wi-Fi get it together I'll give you what Jellyroll said from a stage in defense of people tearing his ass up and I'll tell you what the wife said on her podcast. Which one you want first? Wife.
Starting point is 02:36:45 Yeah. Okay, wife first. Let's do it. On Mother's Day, we had a little bit of an argument which I don't think the details are necessary. And in that argument, I was so fed up and so tired that I just looked at him and I said,
Starting point is 02:37:05 well then file the fucking divorce papers and in our relationship that is the one cardinal thing that you don't say even though my husband has said it numerous times because he's the runner but when I say it it really holds weight because I'm not the type of person who says what I don't mean and I want to know what I was fighting about I packed a bag and I left there's a couple other things that happened that I mean if I ever do write a book I'll talk about it but I just don't think it's I don't I think it's, you know,
Starting point is 02:37:36 she's a little bit of the situation right now. So I packed it back and I left and I didn't talk to my husband for, you know, I don't know, weeks after that. And during that, you know, he was so mad and we were so, I'm not so emotional that he ended up doing exactly what I told him to do and filing the divorce papers. No, no, no, no, no, Joe Biden. Was I blindsided and was this divorce mutual?
Starting point is 02:38:06 No, I was not, it was not mutual, even though I told him to file the divorce papers, I was speaking out of anger and just frustration. I tell you about that. Was it necessary for us to have a wake-up call and to actually start having these real conversations? Absolutely. And so when I found out that he had filed for divorce, I immediately got on HRT because I was like I've got to fucking pull myself out of this hole. So I got on HRT, which is hormone replacement therapy. Okay.
Starting point is 02:38:43 So emotional. That's it for her. This is what Joe had to say from a stage. I wasn't going to talk about this tonight, but while we're talking about liars, the internet is a liar too. It's the only time they only sit in going to speak about this or break your camera phones out now. Being my wife are best friends. We would always be best friends. Okay.
Starting point is 02:39:17 I hate fans. Shut up, fans. Nobody cheated on nobody. She just did a whole podcast about it. You can go watch it. Every word of it is the truth. That will be my best friend forever. This is the only time I will ever speak about it.
Starting point is 02:39:31 Bunny, I love you, baby. Thank you for those 10 years. That's a great way for your response. Thanks for coming out tonight. Interesting approach. Okay. That's the best way of handling if you leave it. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:39:48 Especially if you out. If you're out. That's exactly how you do it. How we're feeling? Come on. Come on. Sounds like he was ready to leave. I think we don't have enough information.
Starting point is 02:39:58 We don't, we're going off what we got. But what we have, but what we have, I think they've been having some problems for a long time. She might have gave him out when she said that. Yep. That's what it sounds like. That's exactly what it was. You can't play with, this gonna sound bad, bro, but they've been together 10 years, right? They've been together 10 years, and people tend to grow apart based on their circumstances.
Starting point is 02:40:25 It's unfortunate because to Mona's point, it could optically look like, yo, I was down with you in the trenches, and the second that you got up out the trenches, you discarded me. That is a possibility optically of how it looks. We don't know that to be true. You get what I'm saying? Like, yo, you told the nigger, yo, go file a divorce paper. So whatever they was arguing about,
Starting point is 02:40:47 it was a heated argument or it was enough for her to say those things. I need to know that white T. I need to know whether the response was O-G. I don't need to know. I don't know how. I say all the time. All that shit you're saying in anger, I hold you to it.
Starting point is 02:41:02 Yes. I stand doing that. I think that shit is juvenile when people would be like, yo, I was just mad. So I said these things because I was just mad. I think that shit is juvenile. But it could also be juvenile to like take something, somebody says, an anger,
Starting point is 02:41:13 knowing that they didn't mean it and using it as excuses. I don't know that you mean it. We could have been having problems for a long. Obviously, they got a problem for a minute. But that's what I say? It depends on the argument. I don't need to know that particular argument.
Starting point is 02:41:23 But if we've been having problems for a minute and we have a blow up over whatever and you turn around and say, well, you know what, go file for divorce. No, that's crazy. I'm sorry. You got to, if you're going to have a divorce, have a conversation.
Starting point is 02:41:35 Have a conversation. That feels cowardly. That's too big of a deal to just say it. They are having a conversation. Do you ever say? They're not. They're having a fight which she ended with go file a divorce papers then. That is not a conversation about divorce.
Starting point is 02:41:49 That is something you said out of anger. Whether they needed to get a divorce, maybe that's the case. But have a conversation about that. They don't just go to the fucking lawyer. Yeah, I agree. That's all I'm saying. Sorry. Ten years being with someone.
Starting point is 02:42:00 I was going to ask you, we know that that's been your stance, period, but you think that would be your position to even married? Yes. Got it. Yes, I don't. Divorce is a real complicated thing. you all. No, I understand.
Starting point is 02:42:12 Expensive, complicated. It's very expensive. I know a lot of people going through it. It is life-altering. It's not something that's done because somebody said something in the heat of the moment. You might want to double back
Starting point is 02:42:25 for that reason. For everything you said is why I don't think you just say go file for divorce in the heat of the moment either. But no one... I don't think you just say that ain't nothing you just play around with, bro. Yeah, but that...
Starting point is 02:42:35 Like, I get it. We mad. We can say whatever. But go-file divorce means I don't have a point where And she hinted around that they have been going through some shit for a while and she also
Starting point is 02:42:46 said that there are some other things that I won't share unless I write a book So I hear all that So some of those things could be really Really important things They really could be egregious things She just didn't share to disclose them Yo fam
Starting point is 02:43:00 When you say stuff to people that you're supposed to love My nigger that love In my opinion stops you from saying certain shit I think that we fall into this thing where I didn't mean it, you know what I meant, I ain't mean it like that. No, dog, say what the fuck you mean. We're adults.
Starting point is 02:43:15 All true, all true. But here's what I'm saying. A couple things. A couple things. One, he also said it, right? According to her, we're based on all's on what she said, right? He said, I'm out, I want to divorce multiple times and she didn't leave. So there is a precedent in that relationship for people saying shit they don't mean
Starting point is 02:43:30 and not running. So I think that has the matter. I think, I think it matters. Who said he ain't mean it? And who said, Just let me do this. Let me just say my thought and then tell me how you feel about it.
Starting point is 02:43:44 The other piece of it for me is relationships to me are about grace as well. Yes, I agree. You shouldn't say shit you don't mean, especially hurtful shit. But people in relationships, if you're in a relationship long and if you're going to say some hurtful shit
Starting point is 02:43:56 and you're going to say some shit you don't mean. Gotta be prepared to deal with what comes with that. Divorce is crazy. Y'all can call me crazy all you want. I'm never wavered on that. I believe that. It's immature. Put it like this.
Starting point is 02:44:08 Let me make it real simple. If he didn't want a divorce and she had said that, I guarantee you he wouldn't have ran to the divorce court. He would have said, yo, do you mean that? We don't know that because she said he said, I want to file for divorce a couple times or before. And she could have fought back against it. And now this time said, you know what?
Starting point is 02:44:25 Hey, fuck it, go file for divorce. Oh, we're on the same page now? Say less. Because she referred to. And I've been wanted this. And that's where you should have a conversation instead of just running to the divorce court and sign. That's all I'm not saying he shouldn't get divorced.
Starting point is 02:44:35 But if I've told you four or five times in the past that I want a divorce, obviously you know where I stand. That's not true. That's not true. And I got a thing with the rules being different for the runner in the relationship. That's a big thing. And she said that. She said he's the runner.
Starting point is 02:44:53 So we got to handle him differently in certain shit he's allowed to do that I'm not allowed to do because when I say it, I really mean it. I got a problem with that double standard. But she said, when I say it, I really mean it. So I said, go forward to. No, no. Joe said that. No, she said that. that he is taking it that way
Starting point is 02:45:09 because that's who she is as a person. And he's a runner. She's talking about personality traits. Yeah, got you. That's what she said. She said it. I heard him. My thing is,
Starting point is 02:45:21 and I totally disagree with Mark, when you say, yo, you're in a relationship a long enough time, you're going to say some things that you don't mean and you're going to say some hurtful shit. That's not true, bro.
Starting point is 02:45:32 I don't believe that. I think the grace's coming. I'm not saying those things. Yes. Explain it. When my girl gets me to the point where I'm really, really tight, the grace and the love that I have for my girl
Starting point is 02:45:40 where I know I can say some shit that cuts my girl stops me from saying the shit to my girl. I do too. Me and Remmer have a very mature relationship, but we have had times where we said something in the heat of a conversation that is like, that hurts my feelings. We're not going to talk to each other for two days.
Starting point is 02:45:54 She said she didn't talk to him for weeks. Can I ask you a question? My nigga, no girl I've ever been in a relationship with that I wanted to be with. I went weeks without talking to them. None. Can I ask you all two questions? So have y'all never, right now in this time,
Starting point is 02:46:07 Y'all don't say things out of anger at all. Like everything y'all say y'all mean it. No, the stuff that I say out of anger, I'll raise my voice out of anger. I'll say shit out of anger about what's going on. I don't say hurtful shit to my girl out of anger. Never. To answer your question, I shut down in anger to keep me from saying things in the moment. I leave.
Starting point is 02:46:24 I do that. I shut down. I leave. I will, like, I can't talk right now because I'm liable to say something that I really don't want to say or I don't really mean. I like to be in control of my emotions. not let my emotions control me. And then part of that is, you know what, I can't have this conversation right now
Starting point is 02:46:41 because I'm liable to say something I might not feel. But what are you running to the divorce court because she said let's get a divorce? If I wanted a divorce. Can I finish? Not being in control of your emotions? No. No.
Starting point is 02:46:51 I wanted the divorce. That means he's in control of his emotions. I'm in control. Because he really might want the divorce. And that's what makes it cowardly to me and immature. Like have the kind of, if that's what you want. He's a coward.
Starting point is 02:47:02 I'm not saying getting the divorces. He's taking an opportunity that one time she slipped up and say some shit. It's not the one time. If he said multiple times, I want to divorce. She said, he said this multiple times. He's a runner, though. He's a runner. So if he, when she refers him as a runner,
Starting point is 02:47:16 you almost get the sense of, like, that's the thing between both of them. So when she knows the state when he's trying to run, that's a good thing for them because he don't really want to go because he's just a runner. He can't always pick that option. I'm going to just get the fuck up out of out of here. She showed him how to huckle down and stay. Cool. And if you know
Starting point is 02:47:32 that this man is a runner, you know he's mentioned divorce a bunch of times. You You know you've sent him go from shit to sugar, like literally, from shit to sugar, and you now give him the out to say, yo, well, go file the fucking papers then, and don't talk to him for some weeks. You just let the run or run. You just gave him the opportunity in which to run. And he should sit down and say, you know what, I can't do this. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm not disagreeing with that part.
Starting point is 02:47:57 That's my issue. Because they're not talking part. It's just going and doing it because it's like, you gave me the out. So I'm going to just run and do it. Your partner shouldn't be shocked to get divorced people. I'm not disagree. Like, I wouldn't have handled it like that. Especially if that's your best friend,
Starting point is 02:48:10 especially if you're up in together 10 years. She's about to have a baby. True. Yeah, they got a surrogate. They shouldn't be like, oh, shit, I got a certain. Like, that's crazy. We have a surrogate. That's right.
Starting point is 02:48:17 And moving forward with the pregnancy and all that other stuff. Cool. I'm not disagreeing with those things. Yeah, you could handle it better. But I think that on both things, it could be handled in a different way. Like, a nigger that want a divorce, you just gave them out.
Starting point is 02:48:30 It's like women that want a leader. The nigga that want a divorce, you need out. so say you. Okay. So say, like, we've had conversations up here, and you're I standing in this. You're I standing in this, that, yo, you cannot want to be in a relationship no more.
Starting point is 02:48:44 Y'all will purposefully do shit to make the girl break up with y'all. No, I don't stand in that. I've done that. I mean, I'm not saying. I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm saying. So to me, I've never done that
Starting point is 02:48:55 because I look at that as cowardly. The same way, yo, I'm giving you the out to leave me alone, so I don't have the tough, difficult conversation saying that this no longer serves me. and I want to break up. Yes. I think a lot of changes
Starting point is 02:49:07 in marriage personally. If you married somebody for 10 years, you need to have a tough difficult conversation. You just do. And not just because of marriage. Did you want anybody
Starting point is 02:49:13 with or without a wedding ring? I was about saying, yo, dog, if you're in a real relationship a meaningful relationship, the ring shouldn't change your moral compass? Let me ask you something. So what do y'all do in the event
Starting point is 02:49:23 that this happens with somebody that you can't walk away from? Like what happens if your daughter says something that was out of anger? Like, how do you manage that? I have a scenario, right? And this is a true scenario. There are people that we are forced to engage with no matter what happens.
Starting point is 02:49:41 Your kids, your mom. Some people don't even look at their mother in that regard. And some people will disown their children. I'm not a fan of that. I'm just saying that there are people that, yo, once you say certain shit, my nigger, I'm done with you. We have to assess those people and those people's personality traits, which she seemingly did because she called him a runner. I'm asking y'all how y'all. I've done that with you.
Starting point is 02:50:05 Family members, y'all know. We've had this conversation off of things that they said. But to ask you a question about if my daughter does it, it's a different level. And, I mean, personally, I don't believe either one of you to. I don't think there's anything my daughter can do that would have me turn that's what you up to her. But then that would force you to learn how to give grace,
Starting point is 02:50:23 cope in the situation. Yeah, to somebody that you feel is deserving of that. Bro, we make it our morals or our decisions, because I'm not agreeing with this decision. I'm giving an objective standpoint dog you can't make nobody be like you So where some people say hurtful shit And they be like yo you know I didn't mean it
Starting point is 02:50:43 My stance is I wouldn't have said it I think your wife should be treated differently I think that I agree I agree But it sound like they've been at this point For a minute now this ain't brand new to me That's what I hear from it Yeah like I think we all agree on that you shouldn't say it part
Starting point is 02:50:57 It's just what happens if Everybody don't agree with that You know us All of us up here in this conversation We all agree on that My only point is we're humans and sometimes humans do shit they shouldn't do. And when that happens, Heidi, you're responding.
Starting point is 02:51:09 If our kids say to us, fuck you never speak to me again at 6, 16 or 26, we're going to keep fighting for them and we're not going to be like, well, you said it, deal with it. That's different. If your girlfriend, it's different. I see how it's different for you.
Starting point is 02:51:20 And I'm saying, to me, if you make a commitment, a life partnership with somebody, marriage or otherwise, it's not the same as your kid. Nope. But it's enough to warrant not being like, all right, fucking out.
Starting point is 02:51:32 Why isn't that the same as my kid? if this is the mother of my kid or this is the person I have a kid with. We're going to have to co-parent through some of these things. We're going to have to have a lifelong relationship. Your families are going to be intertwined. Yeah, I don't understand that.
Starting point is 02:51:44 It's totally different. I look at, and again, what is the difference? It's a very big difference. Explain it to me, I'm asking. I'm 50. You're 45 years old. You can meet somebody,
Starting point is 02:51:55 we ain't even going to bring our significant others into it. You can meet somebody that when you met them, they were 35 years old. They already had their own personalities. You accept it, some of their flaws, et cetera, et cetera. Somebody can have a consistent track record of behavior
Starting point is 02:52:11 where you cut that person off no matter how much you love them. Yes. That is a possibility. Yeah, yeah. I don't look at it like that when my kid. But I'm responsible for my kid. My kids' morality, my kid's personality, my kids' things, I help shape that. I help shape that.
Starting point is 02:52:30 It's different. It's different. You're a stranger. Wife and kid. Yeah, like it's different than a stranger that already was thrown when I met them. You were who you were when I met you. And that's why marriage is tricking to me
Starting point is 02:52:39 because the vows used to mean something. Yeah. And today... They don't. They don't mean shit today. They don't. Yeah, that's... They didn't mean something back then.
Starting point is 02:52:48 They just couldn't leave. Bro, person. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They mean something if you and your partner are going to uphold them. Nah, back then the vows ain't mean shit like that. Just motherfuckers didn't have no outs. They couldn't do shit.
Starting point is 02:52:59 That's right. That's really what it was. That's true. Marriage, Barrett back then was... property type shit and you couldn't go nowhere. That's a real tainted view of marriage that I choose. That's a lens at all. That's what marriage was rooted in, my nigga.
Starting point is 02:53:11 Let me ask you. Let me ask you a question. That's from the female side. I used to talk about from the female side. Like a lot of women stayed in unhappy marriages because back in yesterday year, they could not afford to leave, whether financially or whatever means
Starting point is 02:53:24 they couldn't afford to leave. But there's a lot of men with half the projects look like your father. So your father didn't necessarily uphold those vows neither. He's right. Yes, he is. I am right. I know niggas, old-haired niggers who got siblings because of where they lived and they look like them and they-
Starting point is 02:53:44 Neverdney-Nigua. Yeah. Hold up. I didn't say it was a majority. We didn't put a number. On another side is divorce was taboo at certain points. Especially for women. Either, well, really for both.
Starting point is 02:53:57 You just didn't put a stain like that on your family. In certain cultures right now, people don't get divorced because of women. I don't think that any of this has anything to do with, fuck even divorce. Let's talk about friendships or anything. If we have a fight and then the next thing I know I'm getting served papers, that's corny. It's corny.
Starting point is 02:54:13 No matter what, I don't know where in what situation that that's not corny. It's like, why is something that I'm saying in this moment enough for you to call your attorney, nigga? That's crazy to me, man. Again, we don't know what happened prior to that. That's how we're looking at it.
Starting point is 02:54:27 We don't know what happened prior to that, bro. I ain't even mean that shit I said to you yesterday. That's all the job. Right? Oh, God. You hungry? Yeah, you want something to eat. You ate today.
Starting point is 02:54:36 Come on, bring your stupid egg in the car, yo. I thought that was the whole thing. Like, I said, I want a divorce. I'm trying to get hit. I said I didn't divorce because I'm hungry. My period's coming on. So now you need to learn for the future to better manage that.
Starting point is 02:54:49 Ain't no future, nigga, you serve. With the next? No, with the next. Not with me. Not with the next. Not with the next niggas. Learn how to better manage yourself. Learn how to better manage yourself.
Starting point is 02:54:59 I believe that, bro. You can't just walk around saying what you want because you hungry and niggas she's supposed to be oh my bad she was hungry she was hungry a woman can't go around saying what do a woman a woman child it don't matter but a hungry woman is a psychopath you can't walk around just saying what the fuck you want just because you felt like it in the moment but you like the world got to cater to that but you identify as a runner I'm talking to my man I don't as what you identify as a runner no I've identified as I used to be a runner in the past that is totally different it's totally different I've seen I've seen how fucked up that was I'm not that person anymore
Starting point is 02:55:33 but yes I have done that in the past whereas I don't want to do this no more I don't want to argue with you over it I'll let you think you won or let you think you uh hey girl I left him so now you're not looking a certain way so yeah you can break up with me so what I'm saying to you is and I'm saying this in closing because I don't
Starting point is 02:55:51 want us to be circular what I'm saying to you is in the example I'm laying out for you everything is fine between you and your wife like let's get off of jelly roll I'm talking about just your ideologies. Everything is fine. You want to be with her.
Starting point is 02:56:10 You're happy. Okay. You're in love. This is the love of your life soul made. You don't want to spend no... And that is the person that is saying something out of anger. How are you dealing with that? Everything ain't fine.
Starting point is 02:56:22 How do we get here? You say you're saying something out of anger to that point. Everything ain't fine if she's sitting there saying the most hurtful things she could think of her. That's not necessarily true. Let me hear that. A bad day at work. can answer you. Once the argument subsides, a conversation is had in which I tell you like, dog, that shit
Starting point is 02:56:40 you said, I felt the way about it. I don't argue like that. A lot of people, families argue. Like, I've seen sisters and brothers argue to the point where they say anything, right? I've heard circumstances where girls that I dealt with, a girl I dealt with was arguing with her sister and was like, that's why your daughter's a fucking whore, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I said, yo, dog, that's your niece. You're not talking about her daughter.
Starting point is 02:57:02 You're talking about your niece. You call her your niece a whore because you argue with her moms. Guess what? Two, three weeks later, they just at the cookout like it's nothing wrong. That's normal to them. That's not normal to me. And so when she and I were getting arguments, I'll be like, fam, I don't argue like that. That stuff you're doing, we're not doing that.
Starting point is 02:57:19 And she would, once, twice, three. Once you get the three or four times, I'm out of here. Okay. You got what I'm saying? Like, it's a conversation to be had on how we are going to conduct ourselves collectively as opposed to what you grew up doing or as opposed to what's normal to you that's not normal to me.
Starting point is 02:57:35 It's like a nigga saying, yo, or getting handsy. Like verbal abuse is a thing. Physical abuse is a thing. You can't just hit me, nigga because you flew off the handle. Sweet, girls can't just hit niggas because they fly off the handle
Starting point is 02:57:47 and I didn't mean it. No, that shit don't matter. As adults, we got to adjust in our behaviors and what we're doing. That's a part of being a fucking adult and having some level of emotional maturity and control. I agree with you.
Starting point is 02:57:58 I just think, I just think, I just think the adjustment needs to be on both sides. That person needs to learn not to say mean things, and you need to learn how to deal when somebody that you love and don't want to leave says something mean. I think the conversation happens. I said, I'm not leaving. You got to converse.
Starting point is 02:58:13 And that was our whole point from the beginning to have that conversation. Jellyroll, I'm waiting on that piping hot white tea. I'm waiting on that white tea. I'm going to write a book. No, I'm waiting on him to tell us about how it's politically. I can't believe that jelly roll. He ran from the politics. I just can't believe his jelly roll conversation lasted as long.
Starting point is 02:58:29 In a good way. I didn't know that the story was that interesting. I really thought it was just a celebrity divorce. This shit is actually interesting. Now I want to know about the movie of the shit. I want to know what the fight was over. I need to know. I need to know what the fight was over.
Starting point is 02:58:41 We're going to find out. It's my business now. We're going to find out. Somebody going to get it. Good show, y'all. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I think we did it.
Starting point is 02:58:48 I think so. We smoked this one. What's your own this weekend? You're doing anything fun? I got to go out of town for some sad shit. I went out. I'm outside the night, though. I went to what you would call her yesterday.
Starting point is 02:58:58 Thank you, brother. The August Wilson play. Joe Turner's come and gone. I seen it last night. It was cool. Ish, I said something lit, nigga. Tell me about... The play is lit.
Starting point is 02:59:11 Some people Broadway's lit. It is. It is lit. Broadway is lit. I mean, are we outside? They selling culture at Walmart, my nigga. If you is. Are we outside?
Starting point is 02:59:21 Who's we? I'm supposed to. Frank, want to see us. And miss it, you tweeted. You ain't called me or text me, you're fuck out of you. Y'all not going to leave. You're not going to leave ice hanging is, Joe.
Starting point is 02:59:30 What happened? He would have to go out. He got the birthday button. I said he's going to see Frank tonight. He's going to see Frank, man. We're outside there. Fuck it. I want to see Frank, man.
Starting point is 02:59:40 I got $200 for you. I have my own. Oh, yeah. You can stay in house. You can stay home with your 200. Don't come out. I'm giving my man $200 for his birthday. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 02:59:52 He's scared. He's scared. He's scared. He's scared. He's scared. Of course. Of course. You can't.
Starting point is 02:59:57 You went out and they throw $200. Just go over there, though. Wait, where are you going to, stand in where? It's times you've gone out. Now, you're talking to me, though. You ain't talking to that. Here we go. You're not talking to you guys.
Starting point is 03:00:08 Close the lack time. You're talking to Antoine. Yeah, he sat up too. You're talking to me, dog. Wooda mic? Moving. Yeah. I'm listening.
Starting point is 03:00:15 There are times that you and I've gone to strip clubs and you didn't throw $200. What year was it? Why he was up? It don't matter. It doesn't matter. It matters to me. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 03:00:22 I don't know. I sit the fuck back now. I don't have that. Now sit the fuck back. Because now you got expendable because you're rich. Now sit the fuck back. I ain't rich, dude. All right, you're not.
Starting point is 03:00:32 All right, man, you're not. Just know, when you start throwing your two on it, go stand by the kitchen. I won't go in and I don't know it. Of course you will. You just won't stay hi to me in ice. All right. All right, there you go.
Starting point is 03:00:44 That's it. We go. No, all jokes aside, you should come. You should come say out of friend tonight. You should. Seriously, all jokes aside. Mark, you should come too. Yeah, Mike, let me know.
Starting point is 03:00:59 Mark ain't coming. Mark's not coming. I know what that is. Mona, what's up? You in Jersey tonight? You can hang out too. No, y'all outside. Mark go to the strip club?
Starting point is 03:01:09 Mona, what's up? You coming? Now we y'all announcing on the show. Word. Man, Mark, man, Mark, the tool down some shit. Yeah, I mean? Yeah.
Starting point is 03:01:17 Yeah. Yeah, listen, man, y'all hold it down out there. The whole J.B.P. gang of being the streets tonight. Fuck they're talking about. Hopefully y'all have enjoyed this broadcast. much as we've enjoyed delivering it to you. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there.
Starting point is 03:01:33 Until the next time, we bid you ado. Farewell, adios, Riva, d'urche. Asta, a a while. A simple headna will suffice. Rest and peace, take heed. Yeah, rest and peace, take care. We done already.
Starting point is 03:01:46 I can apply for at least another hour. We didn't even really talk about that, but there was no information on take care. There's no information. Anything we would say would be unofficial. Take Keith, we love you. Thank you. Thank you for your service. And it's a lot of them at 29.
Starting point is 03:02:01 Yeah. Going too soon, man. You're way too soon. We're praying for his family, his fans, and his friends, man. Love ones, yeah. Go, Doug. Hey, wait a. Yo, the Doug set, too, is another one for me.
Starting point is 03:02:16 Yep, that's a guilty pleasure sets, unexpected sets that really hit me going. That boy got him, yo. He got a few. He got a few of them. He got quite a few. Mona, what's up? You welcome tonight, man.
Starting point is 03:02:30 You can come out. You can come out just like that, too. You can come out just like that with that outfit on. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute now. Hey.
Starting point is 03:02:48 Y'all hold it down out there, yo. Please be safe. Remember, it's still a Knicks championship summer. That don't mean to shoot niggas or stab niggas, yo. Just be cool. It's hard just to pick one. Y'all hold it down till next time. If I got two, but if I got two, hey.
Starting point is 03:03:06 I want my sick one. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, hey. I want the slim one. Ice want the slim one. I just want the handicapped one. I want the disabled one. I just want the disabled one. You're gonna fucker the disabled journey some more,
Starting point is 03:03:22 the disabled baddies? It was just a page. I ain't like trying to crack none of that. Yeah. Yo, man, enjoy your weekend. Be safe, be sound, and out all that you, same time, same place next week. Maybe my real hair, don't get my win.
Starting point is 03:03:42 If you ain't got an M yet, nigger you a kid, fuck with it gay. Listen to Cash, though. If you ain't got an M yet, then you a kid. Cash, though. That's a friend of the show Cash, though, with the absolute few you are. Cash, dog, stop talking that shit. If you ain't got an M, you a kid, a kid.
Starting point is 03:03:59 That's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. To the nigger that just got his first hundred grand. Word. Cut the shit off, Brett. Cut the shit off, Brett. Who's your button? J.B.
Starting point is 03:04:20 J.B. Chaby, Chaby, Chabee, Chabee, Chb, Chabee, Chb, Chbhibby, Chbhibb, Chbhibb, Chbhbhibb, Chbhbhbh, Chbhbhbh. Where are to be without the Jbapap? We'll fold that up right now. You've never heard of Joe, buddud?

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