The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 945 | "Maximum Punishment"
Episode Date: July 11, 2026Ish is back from vacation and Joe has a bet with Marc that he won't mess with Ish in the first hour. This leads into shocking news about Kino's behavior at the DJ Premier and Alchemist show (39:47) an...d a breakdown of the latest in new music, including Future, The-Dream, Ne-Yo, and more (48:58). Later, Joe tries to convince Mona to be her stylist (1:07:27), the pilot who was fired after getting caught receiving fellatio from his co-pilot while in the air (1:27:48), and rumors that Stefon Diggs messes with dudes (1:38:47). The crew also discusses Stacey Dash's political views (1:47:52), the latest in television (2:01:10), updates in the Nolan Wells investigation (2:23:34), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden
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Please.
Y'all don't think it's weird that he has.
exclusive death row stuff?
No.
No, we don't think it's weird.
It's not weird.
It's very telling.
What's telling?
That you end death row.
He's in death row?
Yeah.
Right.
That hasn't been a...
Once Karen Cibble made the tweet,
all ice private personal business was out there and we knew...
I don't know.
Who he was...
I saw your brand deals.
No, no.
He's such an ambassador.
That's true.
No.
Seriously.
No, no.
To the culture.
Not be modest.
No.
No.
You know, to be honest.
You can stunt.
So how y'all doing today, y'all?
Feel good.
Feeling good.
Feeling good.
Feeling good, man.
Can't spell ambassador without ass.
It was just right there.
I ain't wanted you to free.
It was just there.
I wasn't letting niggas know I still had it.
I'm letting the room know I have a $50 bet with Mark.
Oh, what is it?
That I will not mess with is for the first hour to part.
Oh, shit.
You might as well give him the 50.
Free money.
That was a good one, Mark.
That was a good one, Mark.
That was a good one.
My money on the wood.
That's a green.
That's a green guy.
I want to put something on it.
My money's right there.
Just in case I changed my mind and want to pay them.
That's an easy one bit.
Audience, this is the thing.
That's a taco Tuesday.
That's all.
Fuck you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, he took the bet for real.
Ish put the money on the wood.
Glass.
Mona.
I wish I had some glass.
Court them Delaware crackheads used around.
Go make a sale.
Mona was just selling drugs.
I feel like y'all are like
2 and 300 in these types of bets with me,
but I'm not going to mess with Ish the first hour
to bar. I'm too competitive. I'm cool.
But this is the trick audience.
Mona is in a great mood,
and she's a comedian, so she keeps saying things
to Issh and ICE, and I want to jump in, but I can't.
For $50?
Word.
It's true.
That's my number of win.
It's part.
Because some point he'll be like, fuck it.
No, after first hour.
Thank you, freeze.
Thank you for his.
He's going to sit there and try to hold.
He'll hold out just because he's just to win.
Mark hasn't gotten that yet.
The rest of y'all know me a little bit.
He'll hold out just to win.
I think of most things he would.
This is a tough one.
He ain't seen it.
Now, how about to say that?
Mark is betting on.
I miss ish.
Yes.
He missed two pods.
He's got nice shoes.
Wait, hold up.
I have nothing to say about that.
You said you didn't know he was not going to be here.
I was wrong.
I made the mistake in thinking,
I already said that on one of the parts.
I made the mistake thinking that he would be going one part,
but it was two.
I loved that for my brother.
More time under the sun.
Please, Joe.
More time.
More time eating good motherfucking fish from the seed up.
Yeah.
Fresh.
Yeah, well, come on.
That's all I don't have nothing to say to my brother, man.
I'm glad he's back.
I did.
I did.
admit.
My bad.
I was referring to his skin.
Go ahead, Mom again. Go ahead.
You can't look good. That's all.
You'll keep on.
Before the pod, oh, can't lose my bed.
But you said something different before the pot. It was funny.
No, because before the pot, I didn't notice the tan, and I thought it was probably a lie.
But now I see it.
He looks super tan.
So wait, anything I ask him, I don't want you to interpret it like is play, play play time.
Because I can do that.
Everything you ever ask him is Play Quigtime.
I could do that shit that you do where you make it sound political and liberal.
And it really be a joke.
I could do that thing that you do too.
You should do that there.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
Were you ash?
St. Martin.
How was it?
That was dope.
I ain't do much.
It was relaxing.
No exturgents just chilling.
A little spot.
No, I went home.
That's just eating him alive.
Oh, shit.
I think those are the best vacations when you order just to, like, lay down a little bit.
I meant to do some shit, but I ain't really getting to it.
What were you going to do?
Oh, you're trolling me.
I wanted to, I want the jet ski.
I wanted to go to the casino.
I want to do a bunch of shit.
I didn't really do no.
I went to bed at like 9 o'clock.
How long was you there for?
9 o'clock?
No.
No.
No.
6 days.
Damn, you just slept.
And the nigg went to bed at 9 p.m.
2 days out of the trip.
I went to bed at 9 p.
Oh, my God.
No, we should all just ask this question.
And watch Joe.
That's what I've been doing.
Dog, y'all, y'all been running like crazy the last, probably six months.
I was tired of shit.
My body's like, oh, that's fine.
You didn't do no spa or anything?
No.
I got a massage the day before the last day, but they came to the villa.
Nice.
I didn't go to a spa now.
You did the villa?
Huh?
I said, did you check in?
What's that mean?
You know.
With the niggas in St. Martin?
St. Martin,
he was with a dead sland-litz.
OG Tom Tom, yeah, that was my man.
That's good, man.
I see the tan.
It looks good.
Yeah, you're a little brown.
Thank you, sir.
Whole family, what?
Nah, the baby stay home.
Okay.
They were trying to have a good time.
Oh, just you mean, lady?
Yeah.
Oh, that's a real vacation.
No, it was really a group trip.
It was a whole bunch of couples.
He ran to the big villain.
Yo, what?
He is dying.
It was just,
Just pay the $50, man.
I'm just paying it, Joe.
He's about to explode.
You make like $50 a second.
You didn't take $10,000 from me this year, man.
He's about to spontaneously combust.
I think everything he's saying is fine.
You went on a, let's listen,
you went on a group couple trip to a villa.
This is not fair.
And didn't do shit with none of them people.
What you mean?
Like you didn't link with the squad.
Not even a dinner with them
No, we, I said, yo, dog
nobody said any of those things.
I said, yo, two of the days
I went to sleep, man, early.
But no, we had, man, we did shit.
You hit the streets?
Yeah, a little bit.
Not a lot.
Like, not like I wanted to.
It was a little song.
We went out to eat a couple times, different spots.
We went to Angola for a couple days.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Why don't you want, it wasn't crazy?
Five.
How did y'all get the Anguola?
Like a boat?
A pole?
Yeah, yachted.
Did you know all the couples?
Yeah.
Actually, I met one of them there.
One of the couples there, but everybody else I know.
People like grew up with.
Everybody wore heat?
What's heat, man?
The ladies.
No, them niggas isn't married.
Like, I wasn't even.
It's a bunch of married couples.
Okay.
A bunch of loose sun dresses.
You didn't feel out of place?
Why?
Because I'm married?
He's married.
No.
Not at all.
That's dope.
He's dying.
It's $50, man.
Don't worry, man.
No, I'm getting my $50 for more.
It's the arrogance in which he placed the bet with me.
He placed the bet like this was the easiest $50 he ever made.
And I'm not that pussy.
I'm not that.
And it's only hour.
I can go out.
I'm just saving it.
I'm just writing shit down.
As soon as prize mix is done, I got so many questions.
He ain't getting this shit off hell.
No, no. But I think that's dope.
Anything else we need to know from anybody before we get started?
I like the energy in the room today, though.
Everybody feels good.
He wasn't the same without you here.
All jokes is.
That's true.
Yeah, he was sad.
Like a puppy.
Depressed.
He was.
Waiting by the door.
Yeah.
It was rough.
He could barely get through.
He kind of was.
Yeah.
It was rough, bro.
Got you.
I had to walk him.
I had to walk him home.
Walk him home.
He was upset.
Got you.
He's not the same when you're not here
But we did it though
We did it
We helped it
The best we could
When the rest of y'all
Taking y'all's vacate
Because y'all
You do what the fuck y'all
When y'all
I know you said
You had something
Planned for two weeks
Yeah oh yeah
Yep two
Why you ain't know your wife
Had been proposed to before
Huh?
I knew she'd be
Mad time
Huh?
What?
Why are you to
When I come from?
She's
Oh I watched the clips
of Mark Shubbs
with his wife.
Uh-huh.
I just,
and I watch it,
I watch it under,
through a different lens
than everyone else.
Like, I watch it under the guys of,
hell she'd be getting
shit off on this bum-ass,
and if you watch it like that,
boy is one of the most entertaining shows
on television.
So last night she sat him down.
Hey, sit right here.
He'd be, he just be so innocent and pure.
Oh, if you've been proposed to,
you've been proposed to
before, right? Oh, yeah. Five times. I'm putting sauce on it now, but
five times, but it was three times. And Mark, I see it as a nigga,
I see the real. He'd be trying to save face, liberal
fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, independent voter, whatever
the fuck he is. He'd be trying to sit there with the face like, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, I never do that. See, I know what that means.
So, yeah, why you ain't know?
He thinks I would be his is for the next four.
Yeah, she does.
Listen, bro, I got to take it out if you get it false.
I see it, this is good.
But is that, but no, just aside, like,
is there something that you need to know
or should know before the marriage after?
So part of it is she told me,
I don't consider the proposal.
Three of them is a head crack.
That's like flexing.
Now you're starting.
I mean, women get proposed to a lot.
Facts.
Did she rank yours?
Did she rank your proposal against the other?
I got the yes.
That's true.
I'm the only one that got a yes.
Hey, yes, listen to them.
Listen to the track, bitch.
Oh, y'all can't be friends.
Your guys can't be friends.
Hey, you brought us together.
Yo, you hear them?
Oh, shit, I mean, you got the yes.
Hey.
That count for something?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mark is such a sucker.
When she was, whatever was her boyfriend when she was 16.
That's hate.
That's not counting that shit.
That's hate.
Girls get proposed to a lot.
You're right about that.
I'll tell you.
I got it.
I think, you do.
You do.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Girls get proposed to a lot.
Yeah, he said he used to chase you up the block.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I said he didn't.
Mr. Invisible.
I believe it.
Oh, man.
Yeah, nah.
No, girls get proposed to all.
Because at 16, it can't mean anything.
A man that proposed to you without a ring or, you know what I mean?
That doesn't count.
I don't count.
Or it don't count.
It don't count.
In men of Propos, he would have ring
knowing he don't want to marry.
He just want to get through the ring.
It don't count if you ask the follow-up question
of do you still speak to him?
Is he still around?
Like, do you know where he works?
Then it could count a little bit.
Then it could get to my high school love,
my first boyfriend.
The one that got away.
The one now.
He's doing good now.
I'm doing good now.
That's implied.
He's doing good.
What if he's working at?
What I'm just saying?
7-11.
No difference.
One-on-s.
Hey, then Mark ain't got nothing to worry about.
You're with the J-BP.
but in the event that
homie went on to do big things
He didn't
That's present
That's pretty
That's it
How do you know that?
I know who he is
How you know he's not doing
How you know he not doing it?
Because he lives under a bridge
How do you know that he's not doing big things?
It was back then
Then it became five to ten things
That's definitely
That's crazy
That's crazy.
He's not a 10.
He's a fucking bum, please.
Why are you a bum?
He's back?
He's back rehab?
All right, what about the second, nigga?
Yeah.
What are he on?
He's a bum too?
We don't keep in up with a minute.
If you break up with a dude, he'd be like, come on, I'll marry you.
Come on, let's just get married.
I don't consider that.
No, that's a desperation.
That don't count.
Come on, y'all.
She's got some desperation.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
As a whole proposal.
And then she's got some great proposals that she said that.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
So what is a proposal?
Like if y'all say to me how many times you're proposed to,
which ones am I supposed to count to say?
The ones with the ring.
The one where you ended up with a ring on it afterwards
and you were calling yourself his fiance.
I don't think you got any of those.
The only proposal I even claim are ones with him.
Yeah, if the chick says no, then it ain't.
Yeah.
It's not a proposal.
It's still a proposal.
That's a proposal.
And somebody got on on a knee and said,
yo, will you be a ring for life?
Gotta be a ring.
And you said no.
You still got proposal.
You could get one fluke proposal.
All the bitches that think they're cute.
I've been proposed.
We got a girl.
You get one to two of flukes.
Once you get the three and up,
you're not playing junior varsity no more.
What you mean?
The women that have been proposed to three and more times
before even getting to marriage,
yeah, dumb is dumb.
That's not a fluke.
It's not a mistake.
It wasn't a breakup.
And the nigger was crying, suicidal.
That is, you're dealing with people.
like.
Get a little emotional.
Yeah, I want you
when you get triggered.
It's a Friday.
Oh, he could joke on me.
I didn't think about that part.
He could joke on me.
I'm cool, brother.
No, I mean, no, for real, though.
Like, that was like a huge thing.
But I ain't proposed three times.
But you proposed on national television for us all to see.
Producing.
Producing.
Producing.
So what?
That wasn't real?
That wasn't real?
A hit producers.
Same thing I'm doing now.
Yeah, I mean.
Same thing I'm doing now.
Just production.
So you knew what the answer was.
Oh, yeah, I didn't.
It wasn't.
It wasn't the third, by the way.
I was the third.
One of them I didn't even speak to the old,
I didn't speak to the person.
We fought the night before I did the shit,
but it's TV.
We're going through with this.
Right, right.
The other one, peace and love,
thoughts and prayers to everybody.
Yeah, take that.
Take that.
Now what you're going to do?
Thoughts and prayers.
Not what you can do that.
How many times have you been proposed to with a ring?
Three.
Away from that store.
Three.
Yeah.
But I feel like with the three,
only one I really felt when we was going to get married.
I knew that was like,
he was for real.
Did you say yes to the other two?
I said, yeah, I'm not.
Like, I couldn't imagine something I didn't know like that.
Like I would say yeah and then text you like I was throwing about it.
I was playing.
Yeah.
The nigga got on the knee?
They said gift.
No, nobody.
ever got on there.
Single ladies had came out
and she would, if you like it
did you put it in her in, and he came playing the song
back when he said the loud radio was in the chorus
and shit, and he played the song he had to rain.
How romantic?
Where?
Stop.
Stop.
Wait, wait.
Wait, one of those two.
Wait.
Go here, I'm running.
I don't need.
I don't think you're going to fucking up.
If that video ain't do nothing,
I said I'm going to beat one of these niggas up on.
Hey yo.
Y'all think I'm sorry.
So y'all was driving.
No, we weren't driving.
He just said, he pulled up by her.
I live down north fully.
Yep, yep.
He pulled up, what this nigger, what the courts say?
He pulled up with the loud speakers and shit playing this song.
It was corny.
You know, girls used to do that in the video and it was so crazy.
It took me a second because I didn't really listen to that type of music like then.
And I'm like, what the fuck is he talking about?
Then it hit me, like, oh.
Like it surprised me.
It was cute, and the ring was husky.
Where was you at?
At my grandma, I was that thing.
You were on the porch.
Watch.
He called me to come out front, nigga.
Like, what did you get into?
What is you getting to?
I'm just trying to get a visual.
You my motherfucker.
You're my nigga, too.
You said, I'm in North Philly.
That's what I understand.
Shut up.
Oh, you said, he said, come outside.
He said, come outside.
He got the song playing loud.
Okay.
I still never noticed the box and nothing.
He had to sit on the car.
Where was the comic video?
Like sitting on the dashboard.
The card.
But you was on the stoop.
nigga he called and I came out
You came out
And I came out
You came out
And I came out
You know
You know
You think it's all
Like
No he had the ring
On the dash
He came to the window
Or did you get in the car
Yeah
You did the commonship
I think I got in the car
Like I was bent over
In the car
Talking
Then I sat down in the car
Because it was really not
Clicking
That the song
Was the ring
And I was
You know what
It clicked
You was like
No so he just put it on repeat
He had it on repeat
He just had it loud
He was corny like that
It was quick
Just spoke a little
Celebratory
Black Amiles
that to words.
45 hours.
He needs to get outside.
Philly only,
they don't have buildings.
You know,
they're two floors.
Stop.
But then you walk outside.
You said,
we don't need to feel it,
Brady.
We got it.
Yeah.
But I say, yeah.
Yeah.
It's a nice rain.
Oh, so you're engaged.
Hood engaged.
That's right.
Yeah.
Norfolkily engaged.
What happened?
Huh?
What?
Nothing.
He's dead.
He's murdered.
Is that why you got to get dark?
You got a fucking story.
You got a fucking story.
You got to fuck the story.
Yeah.
They can pick the brighter option.
What?
No, but later, I feel like the proposal that was more real,
like the man that proposed me and I thought we were really going to get married.
He didn't get to do the neat thing either.
What did you just said?
We had all these plans and I had got sick and I got nauseous.
I swear he did something like that because we had all these plans and I got sick.
It was because my birthday is Valentine's Day.
It's all the same.
I'm born two days before Valentine's.
And he came in and I was like laying down and didn't feel good.
He was like, man, if you fuck the whole weekend up here, man,
he just gave me the ring.
Here?
You fucked the whole weekend up here.
Here, man, you got sick.
I think he was nervous, though.
Yeah, he was nervous.
You know something that don't know how to be smooth and all that.
Every man don't know how to be romantic and all that.
Proposals are hard.
Yeah, they are.
And that's crazy because you ain't got to be horrible a bitch like me.
What's your dream proposal?
Do you got one?
A car.
A solitaire diamond.
You don't hit her.
A solitaire diamond.
Just a regular band.
Just the song.
A game of solitaire.
And probably like the people that's important to him and who he thinks is important to me
and literally wherever we at.
Oh, you want people.
You want like an audience for it.
I want the people that's close to us.
Like I'm a friend family person.
So people that's like in our squad, I want them to be there.
Newark couch, have y'all thought about how y'all would want it?
Have you all pictured it?
Or have you ever done it?
I haven't done it.
Never?
I know how I'm doing it.
You've never proposed before?
You either?
Well, how did I know?
Wild guess.
No, I never did.
I've thought about...
You've been proposed, too?
Yes.
Of course he has.
Come on now.
He has.
He has.
Look at him.
I got shut up.
Yeah.
That's supposed.
That's real.
That's real,
I feel you on 25.
Yeah, let me be 25.
Wait.
Because, wait, wait, what?
You basically gone to my bad bitch.
It might be 25.
It might be 25.
Have you, though?
That might be a push at least.
Oh, shut up, yo.
No, I thought about how I would do it, though.
Right.
How would you do it?
Would you do some, like, crazy helicopter wild shit or just some smooth shit?
No, just some intimate shit.
Did you know the audience?
Or audience?
No, that's not really my bag.
Okay.
You ain't not getting along with none of the couples out there?
Everybody was flying?
What kind of people do you think he wouldn't get along with?
No, I don't know.
I'm asking.
I couldn't.
That would be irresponsible.
We never do that up here.
Mad, irresponsible.
I don't know.
It's just get alongable, though.
Like, he's get alongable.
It's meat is weird.
I don't know why I keep trying to put it on somebody else.
The thought of going on a couple's trip
makes my skin crawl.
If it's five other couples, one of y'all
I'm going to have a problem with, for sure.
Like, what?
Oh, I hate the idea of that.
I don't even like how one of y'all look together.
Like, I'm going to figure out, like,
I'll be with my couple.
Look, how did he get to look?
Look, she ain't in pay them no mind.
She's in the kitchen flirting with that nigga.
And there's somebody always got that real loud bossy bitch
and she just keep taking charge
trying to get us to do shit.
Like, shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
Her shirt met her head being.
It's only room for one of y'all, right?
I'm not one of them on no trip, King.
I promise.
I just want to have fun.
And I feel like when you go on a trip with people,
your shit link up once or twice.
But being together every day is not the move.
Like once we lean, all right, bet what you're going to do?
We're going to go to dinner tomorrow.
We're going to swim on with her.
But every day, fuck.
No, I'm going to see you guys every day.
I got to shout Toy out.
Toy is my girl.
Actually, I got to shout Phinez out.
Finesse is the fucking Finesse jersey belonging to couples' trips.
Crafters.
The shit he was pulling.
Hey, you ever watch the demise of somebody?
Shit.
You ever know.
Hey, you ever know the demise before they do?
Oh, that trip was rough of Finesse, boy.
Freeze who finesse.
Hey, a friend to ours.
It's a friend to ours.
A good guy.
Real good guy.
Shout out to Finesse.
But, nigger.
What's wrong with you, dog?
I'm saying something bad.
Yes.
How?
You ain't finessed.
That's why you don't think it's bad.
Nigger, that shit ruined in front-hunt and slow motion.
We was over there in the gazebo.
His girl went to go tan.
You now much and ruined your relationship.
you've got to be for your girl to
tan and not even check
where you at, nigga, move.
Don't come on. You know, your girl, that's when she's doing.
Babe, yeah, yeah.
Babe, I'm gonna tan the sun is out of your new,
bitch. I don't care, bitch.
But then Fennett's
walked over there.
He tried to set up a little
You're blocking my son.
Hey, yo, yeah.
Fennett's set up a little tan in the chair.
He asked if she wanted some,
he asked if she wanted to tan
She was like, you get your back.
We was watching over there like lip readers,
but it looked a mess, and then he walked back over there.
Ain't no way to walk back cool.
Nah, you can't.
Naga, this relationship is a dumb.
Especially if I've been watching you,
you can't walk back.
You try to call me after the trip,
told me, yeah, I had to let her go.
Oh.
Oh.
No, sir.
Yeah, Phinez, I love you.
I love.
You tell you.
It wasn't working out.
I mean, she was just, I was like,
nah, I feel you on that.
Nah.
Yo, when you, no, listen, when your man come to you and lie about how the breakup is going, you got to roll with the lie.
That's a fact.
You do.
Yeah, you do.
Even if you know your man is lying.
You got to roll with it.
Do, let your man save face.
Don't ruin that moment.
I agree.
Yeah, man.
He was popping in too.
Shit wasn't working out.
I was paying such a guy.
Yeah, man.
I was like, nah, I feel you all that.
Nah.
That's why.
That looks exhausting.
Joe is the fucking one.
He's the worst.
That is a horrible.
Well, that's why Toy don't invite me on the truth no more.
Because we ain't the most amicable.
That's the wrong word.
No, it ain't.
No, it ain't.
It's the right word.
I ain't amicable to shit.
I'm going to have a problem.
I just think.
If the chef dude ain't,
in there at noon when he's supposed to be getting it together.
Oh, you're one of them.
Yeah, buddy.
Sorry.
You don't know he's bougie?
Like, that's not bougie.
That's like, asshole.
Yo, dog, we're on vacation.
You're on vacation.
We paid the extra fees for a reason.
And this is the thing, right?
To not have to go to the supermarket and get the fucking playing teams ourselves.
And it's the thing.
I'm with that, right?
But I also.
That's like a birth control.
It's a medication.
Yo, cure.
The plantings.
That's like, same God.
Jesus.
That let you know how long been since I fuck the Dominican.
I'm proud of myself.
No.
It's not that.
What?
I give up.
Yo, what?
What have him on it?
No, no.
It's not that you boogey because you get to the spot and the chef's not there at 12.
For me, it's the like, bitching about a shit happens.
So it's like, okay, if this nigga do that tomorrow, now we spats him.
But today, if the nigga don't get it done till one, it's supposed to be 12, I'm not rain.
That's just my personality.
I want to have fun, so I'm glass-half-fulling it because of where we're at and what's going on.
Oh, that ain't me.
I agree.
Now, tomorrow, we all could go eight shit because he ain't come to fun.
I'm the nigger that opened the app on my phone to try to find a different house.
Because why I got to go through this, nigger?
That's funny.
We all chipped in for this house, but I can go and just get it right now.
I can go away.
I'm going to here somewhere.
Yeah, because I know I'm annoying y'all too.
Right, because that's the thing.
It ain't just, it's not a one-way street.
Sure.
Y'all annoying me and I'm annoying y'all.
And I'm going to spill your beans on the podcast.
Right.
Yeah, that's the fact.
That was best.
Let's get out of here, actually.
Let me just get out of here.
Just out of here?
Why do y'all think it's always like on trips that's so easier to be for you?
Because these people would be people you see every day.
all day, you love them. You don't find
out how rough it gets to you. Go away with
these niggas and y'all really hate each other.
You hate each other. You can't get away.
Ain't go home. Ain't know y'all got to go to work in the morning
so I'm out. I'm going to holl at you.
It's none of that. You literally 24 hours
for five or six days under the same room.
And you're playing and shit together and playing and shit together
when people is automatically about to be some stress.
You could go on a one-on-one with a chick
that you think you feel in.
Until you're in that room with her for 24
hours for six days.
I mean, six days.
God.
I'm never coming back.
That's right.
You said that?
Like a trip with a woman like the first time, like six days?
That's a long-ass trip.
Nah, yeah.
That's crazy.
That's my girl.
No.
No, me and my girl, our first trip we ever took was probably six days.
Well, that don't count because it don't tell the other side of a story.
Y'all are blissfully in love, though.
So who cares?
Y'all fell in love.
We're talking about the horror story.
He asked me if I did it before.
We all in love when you all did it?
We're not, no, no, no.
How, my man's been a question?
We was probably in a relationship six months, five, six months.
Okay.
So she was new.
After six months.
That's a hell of a risk.
That's a hell of a test.
I can't ask.
Six months with six days is a big.
No, I'm telling you it was about.
It's a hell of a deal for you.
I ain't going to lie.
First trip after six months, we got to do a three-day joint.
Ain't no way.
We got to do a Monday off John.
Ain't no way we do that long.
Really two and a half days.
Oh, God.
Yeah, two months.
Travel.
And we all gotta fly out together.
We could fly out separately and meet.
Yeah.
That's like perfect.
You know what I mean?
I had to work.
I got off different time.
Blah, blah, blah.
We'll meet there.
That don't make sense.
Not trying to be funny.
Geographically, it can be.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not talking about the fly part.
I'm not trying to be funny.
You are known to have, like, moved girls into your house rather quickly.
Here we go.
No, I'm not doing.
I promise you I'm not trying to be funny.
Rather quickly.
Right, Lolo.
I don't understand how you couldn't do a.
I just started taking vacations.
What's it?
Oh, true.
That makes it.
I just started.
But no, I'm just saying,
but you shouldn't be opposed to it
if you would allow a girl
to move into your house in a couple weeks.
Like, that's a big step for most people.
It's different.
No, that's bigger.
I don't spend that much time with anybody.
Yo, dog, moving into my house
is bigger than me going on a four or five day vacation.
No, I'm going to tell you why it's different
because you can kick them out.
Oh, you're all on vacation together.
That's some heartless shit.
I'm not saying heartless shit.
I'm saying if it gets to that point
and I can't vibe with this person,
I can kick him out.
Like you just said, on vacation 24 hours
saying Ruth, that ain't neither one of y'all crib.
Y'all both there.
You can't just say, you leave.
I don't think he did some of me, I'm chilling.
No, you think that's easier?
Well, he's like, yo, you could kick him out.
My nigga, I'm not saying,
I'm not saying it in terms of being harmless.
I'm like, if they get to that point
and I can't be with this person?
Somebody moved.
They uprooted themselves.
They moved into your home.
Well, wait.
You don't usually come out.
You just bring from the club
and they just never go back home.
Come out, because there's a part you miss it.
They ain't really had roots.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
They didn't really have roots.
You said uprooted.
And when they're homeless, they appreciate.
That's what I'm saying.
He just brought them home.
They just flowers in the face.
The niggins said, how is why?
These nests said, you know, they didn't have roots.
He said they didn't have homes.
What the fuck is we talk about?
That is a narrative that you've started, which it is hurtful.
That I started?
But I let it rock.
You said that I started?
Yeah.
Sometimes it's hurtful.
I didn't even know these girls that you moved in.
This is the difference.
Let me explain it to you.
For me, I only ever moved
in maybe one to two girls
that I didn't really see a future with.
It may have been fast,
but you're willing to see where this goes fast.
The vacation is for the people
who gives a fuck.
Oh, see, yeah, we different.
It's different.
Yeah.
Why did you move them in, though,
for more, like, feeling bad for them?
Or, like, they were in a bad spot?
No, I can tell you that.
Or was it to have somebody, like,
to be able to, like,
burning and their little dick stuff?
More time.
More time than not.
A house vagina.
More, yeah.
But more times than not, they were in a bad spot and had good pussy.
Okay.
So, Joe's a relationship guy.
Okay.
Seriously.
Like, yo.
Can you wife them up?
Quick.
I mean, in my 30s and 20s.
Basically the majority of your life.
Well, then I met my girl at 39, right?
Right.
Like, you only been an adult for her.
You know what I mean?
Basically your whole entire life.
Well, that's how my number's so long.
I'm sure you have a soul.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Live.
Hey.
Oh, we have a hip-hop shit today, okay.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Mike check what you want to,
mic check what you want to.
Shout to the fight without Boston without
back.
That's right.
I'm free.
I'm free.
I say butter, you say,
Borgue, I ain't go old you.
Oh, one year later.
Peace.
Have a good time.
A good time.
A long shout to all the content creators.
All about a five.
We let, we let, we job.
Bucks job, money.
That's when you couldn't be a move faker back then.
Nah, he can't take on moves.
Nah, he can't fake.
Oh, that you're shady.
He's crazy.
Crazy.
Here we go.
Come on, grab a seat.
Come on, grab a seat.
Who's your butt?
Come on, all of y'all in the back by the bar.
The show is about to start.
Grab your drinks.
Come on, the line outside.
The line outside is around the corner still.
Keith's a few people.
What's that?
What is that?
Who is that?
Keith's applause going on as a few people in the back.
Oh, no.
All right, what episode is this?
945.
Welcome to episode 945 of the Joe Button podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful,
extremely happy to be here.
Happy to be here, host Joe Button here with some really amazing people.
To my right, you know the vibes, man.
Fresh from the BETT Awards.
Don't call her white girl, Big DeMona in the building.
Mona, how you doing?
I'm doing amazing.
Good.
We absolutely love that next to her.
You know what I mean?
Our good brother, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building.
Mark, what's up with you?
I'm telling, man.
I'm good.
We absolutely love that.
Next to him, Ish is here, y'all.
Make some noise for Ish.
How you doing?
He even said his name.
Good.
You didn't mention his doors.
You're asking his doors. You're asking about rent.
I don't want to say nothing that could be interpreted as a joke to ish.
I'm not.
I don't have nothing funny to say about is.
My man is here.
I'm glad.
I missed him.
His presence, his lack of presence has been felt extremely happy to have our good brother back.
Next to him, the freesiest of them all.
Stop playing big freeze.
It's in the building.
Ice, how you doing, man?
I'm great.
Good.
We absolutely love that.
Classic kicks on the feet.
Big freeze.
to him, Elmira's finest.
Parks is in the building.
How you doing? How you doing? I'm feeling great.
We love that. White Poet is here. Corey is here.
Erickson is here. Tanner and Savani
here by remote. Last but certainly not least,
each and every one of you very important
people out there are here. Before we go any further,
don't forget this episode, is brought to you by,
fueled by, powered by, prize picks,
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Let's keep that up for the next eight months and we'll be in a good
Spot, distinguished cast, how are we doing?
How are we feeling?
I'm good, man.
I wanted to kick it with y'all last night.
You should have came to the show, man.
It was a family reunion, man.
It was such a good time.
Alchemist. Premium Alchemist.
Prem and Alchemist, man.
Webster Hall.
Webster Hall. It was packed out, sold-out show.
Prime and Al are probably, probably my two favorite,
like producer, DJ, performers.
They bring so much energy.
They got routines on some old-school shit.
Alchemist makes his shit look like fucking punk rock up there.
Like it'd be slow tempo.
Because Alka starts rapping to
Yeah, he was rapping.
But even just like the way he rocks with it,
like, you're like, oh shit, this is a little more punk rock
than it sounds when you just listen to it in the car or the headphones or something like that.
I could see it.
And he's got that albino look.
He's white.
Yeah, but he's a spicy mayo.
It's crazy.
And Prima of course killed it.
your man, Kino was a little...
He had the time.
He had the time.
What happened?
Keino got in a fight backstage, man.
He had a fight.
A real fight?
A real fight?
It was a little pushing and shoving.
What happened?
He saw someone that apparently he had some issue with.
They gave each other a little dap.
I thought they're just playing around like, ah, you know what I'm saying?
But no, they were serious.
It was just a little bit of a tussle.
A whole boy got out of there quick.
Kino tried to chase him down.
And thank God for Halim.
first of all.
He was there.
He was holding it down.
We love, we love, Halim.
Haleem, you are a lifesaver.
I'm surprised he got that far with Halim even Fres.
Not facts.
We're all thinking, we're having a good time.
We thought they were just playing around.
But more importantly,
Melly Mell stepped in.
And broke it up.
He broke it up.
He had kind words, peaceful words for Kino.
He puts some knowledge in this.
Me.
All the time I'm sitting there thinking is he talking about the Meli Meli Mel.
The, oh.
Dressed to the nines looking like a million bucks chains rings still strong right strong just shit
He still look like he's 25 years old I mean the physique
He brought he brought peace I don't know when I see you know what's up I thought they was just playing yo in the fact that he's serious when he said that clearly
Yeah Keeno his daughter's right there like he no way way oh come that kids and all that I said on site
nigger Keeno still from Detroit now I'm kind of still in
I'm kind of
All right so you're telling me
What?
At the preem and alchemist show
At Webster Hall
That's right
Our friend of the show
Family the show
Saw somebody there
Step to his business
Got in a kerfuffle
And all time legend
Melly Mell is the one
That had to break it up
Thank God for Melly Mell man
Or dream
It's not like a dream
His daughter was there
Yeah
And his deal
Oh yeah
I forgot that boy
That's crazy
And he did that in front of his
Witch daughter
That's important.
The one that gets in the bar.
Yeah.
She all right.
I told that,
it was a good time overall, though.
The show was great, man.
That's what I mean.
It brought the locks out.
You know what I mean?
You can't fight at a prime.
It's a prime show.
It was.
Thank God the green room was like it was in the green room.
And it was like in the basement.
Like you had to go up a couple flights of stairs and shit to get to the stage.
I was like, I.
It's a prime show.
Premium's family.
With that Alcott's family.
That means that everybody here,
that they invited is family.
One, and two, don't let that DJ premiere scratch,
shak-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-fool you.
Nice people.
Nice people.
Nice people.
He said the people he knows, the people he works with them.
The people he invited.
Why am we?
All of them.
He's the people.
So not only are we all family, but it should be like a, what is Keino doing?
It was a family-rein-vibed.
Everyone, you know, everyone that was ever been there was there.
Everyone's chilling.
Who else was.
With Jada kiss there?
Jada kiss was there.
Stiles was there.
Yeah, they did.
We going to make it.
Live, man.
That shit was in front of the locks.
Yeah.
White men being white man.
Kino,
Kino, lucky, too, because he ain't been in the gym for about two weeks.
He's lucky.
He's a good shape, man.
No, he is in good shape?
Thank God.
Is he going to cook today?
I don't think that's going to happen.
He canceled.
I asked him after the fight, and he said, no.
Thank you.
That's the first question I have.
All right.
Get to the important minute.
Are we any time going to knock?
Salmon?
What kind of pickles are you doing tomorrow?
He's pickling some shit.
He does.
I got a question for you all.
Totally irrelevant to the topic that we're talking about.
Sure.
What do you need to see from your friend to...
You ask this about every six months, you know?
Why are I trying to cut some by y'all?
What do you need?
No, no, no, no.
Help, what do you need to see from your friend to say, you know what?
I should talk to this person.
Nothing if Millie Meltzer.
Nothing.
No, no, you told my actions.
I don't need to see something.
I just, I just, no, I see a pattern.
I hear this story and say, I need to speak to Kino.
Yes.
Yeah.
I need to talk to him now.
Yes.
Fighting at a pream show in that shit where everybody is fam basically.
Yeah.
Especially when it wasn't like an argument that had to happen.
That to me says it's unmanageable now.
Joe, Kino's not an on-site type dude, right?
I mean, he's a cool dude, he's a cool dude, to me that's a cry for help.
Why do we think he's not an on-site type dude?
Let me say this.
Based on what I was told the argument was about, it didn't seem like it rose to the level
or having to be on-site and chasing a nigga up the steps.
Just based on what the story.
And if you are an on-site dude at 50 years old, I feel like as your friend, I should know that.
So I can make a different decision.
You might not be an on-site dude,
but if you under enough pressure or something,
or you know what I'm saying?
I don't know what can't.
I'm just saying.
I don't want to be friends with on-site people.
Yeah.
I don't.
Not at 50.
Hell no.
On-site people don't.
It means you don't have no discernment.
No.
If you're on-site, you don't have discernment
and you don't have good judgment.
On-site don't blend.
On-site don't blend well in business world.
True.
No.
Because on-site don't speak to what the site may be.
True.
No, true.
Thank God that happened
And it shouldn't happen at the pream show
But thank God it didn't happen at
The spot before the pream show
I think the worst part is him chasing them
I think everything with the chasing is like then
So this person is trying to get away
And you like, nigga I told you
They're still so I can pull you up
Like that's a little
And then the store door closed
Oh yeah no come on Kino
Come on.
We're okay, we love you
We love you
And Meli Mal.
Thank you Meli Mal. Thank God for
Melly Mell.
Thank God for Melly Mell.
I ain't on front.
Melly Mell is the person I would want to bring up a fight.
That's a fast.
Yeah.
That's who I would want.
Especially like decked out, dripping.
Chades, all that.
Melly Mell is almost my number one pick to do it.
Yeah.
Any stronger shit.
Because if he ain't going to do it on a strip,
then who in New York City don't respect Melly Mell?
If Mellie Mell tell you, this fight is over.
To fight's off respect.
Yeah.
The fight should be over.
I'm not disagree.
Yeah, that's real.
That's real.
Keenel, man.
And we ain't eating.
What's I'm gonna say?
It's been like three weeks.
And we ain't getting no food.
More importantly.
Oh, come on.
That's the real crap for help.
I'm hungry now.
Yeah, dog.
I walked in hungry, bro.
These niggas got these big ass expensive ass crab legs.
Corey just threw them all away.
This nigga thought, I mean, at least.
Crab legs, big as these.
Everybody at home.
Crab legs are big as this.
And they, Corey, locking eyes with me as he trashes them.
They're all this.
We throw stuff away like this all the time.
You.
Bono, that's that rich people shit.
It's like, nigga.
You know, crybloods could go bad.
After a week?
Yeah, you can't eat them shit.
She'll be sick as hell.
I'd risk it.
Shee.
Seafood can go.
Yeah, yeah.
A couple days, bro.
That'd kill the bacteria.
That'd kill the bacteria.
If you put crystal garlic in a butter and a bowl, I think they'd cut that bacteria down.
I thought you suck my best.
See, that's my thing.
I'm done trying to change people like.
Go ahead.
You just it.
Niggins ain't listening.
Shit, I'd fucking with crab legs
if he didn't throw them in the trash
Nog.
Niggas don't want to help
what they like.
Knowing that key nose
in the clinker or whatever
and then we don't have no crabs
like.
It wasn't that serious.
My thing is,
why the fuck you got to call off?
You ain't even rubble with a nigga.
Come in the word.
Call that name, man.
Call it.
Call him.
Call him.
What do you guys want to talk?
What do you guys?
What do y'all want to talk about
today?
I know we like 70 minutes.
What do y'all want to start with?
What are you all want to start with?
What are you most passionate about?
What's important or unimportant to y'all?
I'm down to do it all
Canaan
What's that?
You're saying?
It's a Canaan.
Canaan and love violence.
Sorry all.
The show was because of the smooth to fuck out about canine before the show started.
That's not why I was cussing y'all out.
That's the story I'm telling.
That's funny.
Ridicrous of new music.
We want to hit some new music for a real quick?
Of course.
Parks, I am so glad that you said that.
Now, I did.
Right to that knee.
I didn't wait up.
To Neo.
I didn't wait up for this, but I did wake up at two in the morning,
purchased all the albums I needed to purchase.
We got brand new.
I ain't even going to waste no more time.
Brand new future, man.
Stop playing with Pluto.
Let's go.
That's a fact.
Let's go.
Here we go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Holy Land.
We'll make some noise out there.
New future.
Let's go in the past, man.
I got to bring it back for y'all.
I got to bring it back for y'all.
Oh, you don't?
You don't go.
Wait, what are you talking?
Let them cook.
Yeah, they're not.
They're cutting off.
Yeah.
I got to bring it back.
I got to bring it back.
I got to bring it back.
Stop playing.
Give me a second.
Imagine we was outside.
Yeah.
Jumping the DJ.
Yeah.
Cut your shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no, I'm a Hino film.
Oh, and she's going both ways.
Oh, and she's going both ways.
Let's go, future.
Brand new.
Yo, I know y'all can't believe it, but this is in your phone right now.
Let's go.
Wait, man.
What's up?
This is it?
No.
No.
There's some good shit.
It's a whole album.
I know that when I'm saying this entire song.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you keep that flow.
2018.
All right, y'all not understanding what's going to.
Hold up, man.
Bring it back.
New future, man.
New future.
Let's go.
All right.
All right.
You're going to bullshit.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, we got that.
Once I got to this song, I was like, oh, he's throwing everything on this apple.
I thought this shit.
You know how Apple sometimes play some other shit?
Yeah, what the fuck?
No, go back the future.
What's the hard?
This is he just throwing everything he did on it.
Fuck it.
Clear the whole hard drive out.
Let's go.
You ain't shit.
I like his hair.
I like his hair.
I like how his hair is.
Why do we go back here?
All right, what did y'all thought?
I liked when he did that flow.
I love it.
You know, what's going to start falling apart as soon as he start rapping.
That's how he sounded it.
Anyway, there's a couple good songs I'm not going to go that far.
Quite a few?
It's quite a few.
Quite a few that I like on here.
Like five.
What's quite a few?
Five.
It's probably ten.
Ten?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You all can't find ten good songs in this point.
Yeah, I absolutely can.
Play them.
I'll have a call.
I'll play them.
I'll wait.
Number one.
I guess I'll go through them for you.
I'll go through them.
You tell me what you think is.
And listen, listen, listen, I'm having fun.
I did almost delete this bullshit out my phone,
but Pluto got more equity with me than that.
And there were four to six songs that I enjoyed.
There were four to six songs that I really enjoy,
especially the last track.
I don't think I made that far.
I cut it off.
What's that Hollywood shit?
Yeah, I got a high.
Yo, the second half of this project for me is not the worst,
but it's not the best.
It sounds like Future kind of spoofing himself.
That's good.
See, I like the first half.
Yeah, the first half is a lot of it.
I got the song number nine to ten.
And I was, I took the phone call.
Once you got the 13, 14, 15, he got a lot of types of bullshit in there to me.
You said in the second hand.
I hope.
No, no, I hope.
On the first half, I almost deleted that shit.
Word.
Oh, no, I was the exact opposite.
Yeah, I was the exact opposite.
Well, at least just mention the songs, did you?
I don't want to plan.
Track one.
Track one is dope.
A fucking interview.
Track one, two was fine.
I like no misery.
I like Tink Top Pluto.
I like.
Don't say that like that.
It's wild.
I pay.
I pay it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I paid it.
I paid it.
No, you're right.
Number one is five.
Is the arms?
Is the delts that dude for it?
I paid it.
Okay.
So you are saying...
Track one is dope.
Track one is dope.
Track one is dope.
Track one, fuck, a interview.
Here we go.
It wasn't nearly as inspired as the Metro Woman projects.
Regardless.
There was nothing on here that was...
That's the problem.
Like anything on those projects.
He could have kept all this.
Nah.
He could have kept every single one of this.
Going on the playlist.
Let's make a
True
Broke can't go for the door we got on
Burn on head papers
Pair the M out to the judges
I'm sticking in an alligator
Fuck a hatter
Fucker trailer
Ready to go on a
Toad
Just I'm just trying to
Real quick
I see what you mean on track one
Okay, okay, okay
What other tracks you said?
What other tracks you said?
I go down
No Misery was cool
I didn't like California girls.
That's horrible.
Horrible.
No misery's not good.
Five and six I fucked with.
I didn't like seven.
Snow and Skyami is,
you were saying that's what you took the call and cut it off
because that's track nine.
That was probably on the first half,
one of my favorite joints.
Snow and Skyami, let me hear.
That's the other thing.
For me, none of these songs are fire enough
to be two minutes and 30 seconds.
Ooh.
I didn't know he had a Farrell.
I didn't make it that far.
There's a Farrell record on here.
I didn't get there.
I'm gonna'all in my name.
I'm in this rain.
And I'm in my name.
There's all in Miami, there's nothing
ain't like to glamour.
Troy they're gonna pull up no panties.
You know, you gonna blow it for Nene.
I guess.
I'm gonna just mind my business.
Yeah.
I'm a mind my business.
I wasn't super mad at it,
except for the fact that it was way too many songs
and there's a bunch of bullshit songs.
It's a lot of songs on here.
It is a lot.
I think if I got rid of all that, it would be a okay future project.
I'm not mad at it though.
I didn't like the single initially, and I'm like, if that's the album, I'm cool.
Yeah, I didn't have big expectations of it because I hated the single.
I hated the artwork.
I hated the album title.
I hated everything about this shit.
So the fact that it sounds like this to me is not so shocking, but I did listen to this on
Bluetooth this morning.
I want to reserve the right to hear Pluto how he meant for it to be heard.
Nighttime.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I heard this in the morning.
Maybe a little bit of chemical in my sense,
some type of alcohol, weed, something in the system.
Yeah, so I've reserved to change my mind
on how I feel about this.
But first listen, and I'm, I, I,
he gets a little grace with me
because of what he did last year.
Yeah.
Like, it's tough to do that.
Two albums, back-to-back weeks.
Like, if you want to put out some throw-away shit,
go ahead, nigga, get your money.
You came off the Drake feature.
A few of these songs I would like more
if he never did the Drake feature
because some of them I think when it gets to 13, 14
somewhere around there gives me that feel.
But again, I've reserved the right to change my mind.
Go Pluto.
I didn't delete it.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll fuck with it.
I will say the dream album felt pretty good, though.
I didn't get all the way through it, but...
The dream album, shout out the dream.
Check out our interview with the dream on our Patreon.
But the dream album felt,
gave me a feeling like Ti's album gave me
just like throwback.
Yeah, for sure.
Time capsule.
Yeah, without being, like,
it didn't feel dated at the same time, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you say old niggas love that TI album.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I absolutely love it.
Yeah, we do.
That's what they say.
That's a good job.
That's up there, boy.
That's up there.
That's one of my favorites is year.
It is.
The dream album, though, to, like, like you said,
it's not that it, because it didn't sound dated.
I don't want to call it dated.
But it do sound like the dream that, like,
the intradited.
to him that people felt kind of I want to say fell in love with but like oh this
thing is really dope that dream is on this album so I don't know how about my
wording it correctly but it's not like you made the music that made niggas a fan
of yours like that track one sounded like it could have been on an older album but it's
not necessarily dated sound fresh it's like modern that's why I keep using the term
time capsule because dated has a negative connotation yes and this is not when I
say it's not negative yeah nostalgic just takes me there you go there you just
taking him back. It's you to have fun at our dream interview.
He came here and popped on us. Oh, yeah. He did.
He came here and popping to all of us. Yeah, and he's two up.
No, two up.
He's gone. He's gone. No, he's too gone.
You too gone. But we had a good time. We had a good time.
We did.
I don't have any other music that came out.
No, no have any other.
Dio dropped the country out. Oh, please.
And Neo, cut the shit.
Not one of the songs is fine. Good for him.
I tried to find it.
I ain't hit an album, the single he came out with.
Oh, a song I've released a couple days ago was all right.
I haven't heard it.
I didn't make my way through it.
I didn't know where it fits in my life.
I was like, I don't think this is going to work around,
like, it's too clean and poppy for, like,
the white boys at, like, acoustic guitar crew,
and it's, they're going to be mad.
Two country.
Yo, some of y'all niggas,
when y'all run to Nashville to do the country album,
is like when all us left our major label
and went to E1.
That's how it's coming off.
Seriously.
All your, Shibuzi did it, a few other niggas did it,
got it off, Lil Naz X.
Now, though, all y'all trying to catch a country slap, sorry, dog.
I don't want to hear none of that shit.
He tried to tap into his Arkansas.
It's called Highway 79.
Oh, but I'm going to go to Highway 79 and toss it.
Do you and y'all like country music, though?
I do.
I do.
I like it.
I like Jolene.
I like Patsy Kline.
Sure.
You know, I like country songs that when they get in a bad.
You like anybody after the civil rights?
Yeah, I like a bunch of them.
No.
No, no, about you.
No.
No.
I like him
like him out
block him out when he started
with the Civil War
what he said?
I know you hate that shit.
Yeah,
no, I went to the
Kane Brown show
last shit.
Okay.
I sure what's dope.
Why?
Why did you do that?
Go to the King Brown show.
Oh yeah.
He's dope.
Why do you think, Joe?
Oh, I'm sorry to me in there.
I don't even know who Game Brown is.
It's, it's an hour now.
You're good.
You clear.
Is it an hour?
He said,
nigger you went that.
I can't mean to talk about it.
Mark,
Mark, get my money.
I got you.
Get my money.
I went to Caine Brown show
You know that shit ain't fair bro
This nigga was quiet like a fucking hooker and
Like I said I was going to be
That's crazy
Competitive me
And you want to push it to 90 minutes
If you, yes I do
If you want to play the game
You got at least be actively pot
And lonesome norm
I skirted the line with him
No but you avoided conversation with this nigga
You know this nigga
Is he like taking care of a baby
With this boy
And you avoid the conversation
On your trip
Did you do more fucking than you do it home
Yeah and that we have
I went, I get the...
No.
Same.
Y'all on vacation, fuck?
Like butt fuck on vacation?
I'm giving a boho on vacation.
Somebody.
You took me somewhere I'm giving a bohoob.
Somebody is.
Fuck.
Oh, you ain't sure who daddy was on vacation?
That's what the vacation for now.
Hold up.
Hey, at home I can slack a little bit,
but out here, I'm gonna learn you a lesson.
I told you, yeah.
Yeah.
At a town, I'm gonna say, are we tripping?
You don't get a little kinkier.
Yeah, you got a reminder.
Yeah.
You got a reminder.
Mama what she signed up for.
Something about coming on a hotel
sheet. Why are you putting in me?
Yeah, and making them cleaning
with his dad.
Yeah, we fucked this shit.
Change that.
My son be watching YouTube now, Lex.
And he's got
an affinity for, like, weapons.
So he's coming over to me and my girl
and he's like, I don't know what he's watching, but it got him
talking to us crazy.
He comes over with a little swore.
or a gun. Yeah, Lex. And he'd be like, all right, you guys are in trouble. Now I am about to give
maximum punishment. And I think that's so cute. It took my girl those money after my
I wish somebody give me some maximum. Oh, shit. No, for real. Oh my God. Oh my God.
It's John. What do you want me to do? It's John. I'm rich. No, is that's something. That can't matter
with you, no, no, no, no, that's your.
No, what you mean?
What you mean?
All right, you got it, bro.
That's a trade-off.
That ain't a trade-off.
You're gonna put the head through that mattress.
The good Lord knows I was fucking a lot better when I was poor.
I'm not going to lie.
What?
You thought about that.
You all got better when you don't have a stay.
But that don't mean you don't care when you have a house.
You care, but you definitely fuck better poor.
You absolutely do.
Yeah, because you're fucking for survival.
Yes.
No AC in there, all that shit.
Yeah.
You're talking about the fan.
You just go out of family.
I do think that's like entitlement for the women to think that you should be rich and fuck great.
Word.
We can't say that.
I can't agree with that.
You just said it.
No, because that's out of them.
Yay.
No, you can.
You can.
You got to, you got to.
You got to remind them four times a year.
The birthday.
Valentine's Day.
Vacation.
Facts.
Anniversary.
Or your birthday.
Yeah.
Four to five times a year.
You got to.
step up to the plate with the big pills.
That is a fact.
With the big bills.
With the big bills.
With the other time.
The other times.
The other times.
The other time.
The other time.
They get the nattie.
It's like, yeah, yo.
I get it in there.
Hold on.
What do you say?
Hold on.
Hold on.
That's a damn maximum punishment.
That's good line.
Yeah.
She smoked that shit.
She smoked that shit.
So now I'm in there.
Who wants a minimum punishment?
Minimum?
Minimum?
Yeah, minimum punishment.
Minimum?
Who puts me?
Oh, maybe.
A misdemeanor.
Who want to tick the traffic ticket?
Violetian,
Violetian.
Junkie.
It's on the list.
R.R.R.
Oh, shit.
That's funny.
Oh, yeah.
We done with music.
I didn't get to fully listen to it, but Juicy J and Project Pat have an album out together.
No shit.
Yeah, it's called Dem Goats.
Park slipping.
I'm slipping.
It's 20 joints.
Put that 38 smash down.
Listen, man.
But yeah.
Yeah, you heard what he told you.
Yeah, you better mute it.
What did you say?
I didn't know what DuceyJJop.
No, I'm talking about what Jada kid said to 38.
Yeah, that record is hard too.
Is this about a verse or career?
Yeah, Park, that was to you.
That was to you.
Yeah.
Yo, that song is super hard.
I like what they're doing over there.
That'd be crazy.
Being kind of the new spot to premiere some shit.
That shit is dope.
Yeah, you know, so everybody's going over there.
It's playing some.
music power. Even if I felt that way,
I mean.
That was right to the good.
Yeah, but the way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, that was the best of
buddy.
Yeah.
What the fuck is wrong with?
You think you know what?
Yeah.
But the way you big it up.
Oh, my bad.
He was too specific.
Yeah.
They're killing,
they're breaking all the new shit.
They don't.
I like the guy's on the block.
Yeah.
I like when the rappers had a
rapper pod.
Premier, premiering all
a new shit.
A little more shots.
Barks said,
I like what they're doing
over there.
Yeah, like when the rap.
More shots, yeah.
This thing of eyes.
Because this guy was good at
rapping once part of the time.
Yeah,
and he got rich.
Watching the rappers.
Minimum punishment.
Minimum punishment.
I'll play microphone
up there last night too.
Hey!
Don't play.
Good thing I wasn't there.
Good thing I wasn't there.
What you was going to do?
That microphone beat does something to me.
Okay.
That microphone beat does something.
That's a rapper.
A.
rappers beat.
What, nigga?
Who's gonna do a good head nod or something?
Maybe.
I might have grabbed the mic.
What, what mic?
Watching the rapper, the podcast, rappers do both.
For me, it is tires.
Like, I get tired.
I like watching them do it.
But they got a heat.
That shit's right there.
That shit.
That motherfucker hook?
Yeah, stove, man.
Shut the stove.
Stove god is fucking, that hook.
Yeah.
Yeah.
By the time, I was already in love with the hook.
And by the time he got the, if it was cooked in my kitchen,
then call it by my name.
I was like, oh, he flipped that.
He's a hook guy this generation, for sure.
No question.
He's the beat?
All the shit.
When I came on, I was like, oh, sure.
I need that.
Versus was right.
Shout out the kids, shout out the fat Joe.
Shout out the stove guard.
That's a hook right there.
Yeah, sure is.
I ain't going.
That's a nice hook.
Anyway, Paulus.
That was a nice hook.
That was crazy.
That was disgusting.
I think we could probably eat that.
All right, now it's time for my favorite part of the show.
Prize Picks.
No, we got a little bit of time before it's sent over the Picks.
Picks are already sent to you, bro.
You know, the Android sent it slower.
Oh shit, there you go.
There it go.
Did we extend this thing for 90 minutes?
or what?
We're still going to crack on Mona for a little bit.
I got the pics, but we still got a little bit of time to kill.
Mona, I don't know how we end up talking about what we was talking about.
It was on my shirt.
Yeah.
It started off my shirt.
We were admiring your shirt.
And then you mentioned about her jeans.
Oh, the jeans she had on last pod that was egregious, but I didn't say nothing about them.
This is my girl.
And then Mona says she liked tacky stuff.
No, Mona starts shooting at me for wearing the same thing that every other.
other rich, nigga weird. That's what she said.
No, I enjoy it.
I'm saying when you're going to trust
me enough to turn your
your life and will over to me
so I can make like the necessary
improvements. You're hired.
I'll stay the night now. I don't got to go home.
Don't be saying yes that quick?
Fuck it. I'm old. I ain't got a lot of options.
This is Joe Button, baby. I'm a podcaster
I'm on the Joe Button show. This is the
pivotal, nigga. Fuck I'm going to Joe Row. I don't take
you shop for me.
You know, take me.
I'll take you, Sean.
What?
Please.
But now it would be conditional.
This sounds crazy.
This sounds nuts.
No, it would be conditional.
I'm just saying,
the rich nigger is saying I'll take you shopping,
but it'll be conditional.
Just sounds nuts.
If it wasn't my brother,
it was sad right.
No, no, no.
No, on some bro shit.
No, on some bro shit.
Y'allna ain't talking to Mona.
Like prints?
It's cool.
No, no, no.
I want some bro shit.
Mona ain't the type of girl
where I feel like I would need to say
it's conditional.
I feel like I could
Fonagle my
If I wanted to get it
That's a joke
The conditions
The conditions I'm talking about
You can't go back to
You can't see your Delaware crew no more
That's it
You can
They got a Delaware
Yeah you got it's over
I like that
All right then say like oh that we talk about that
Oh we good then
Fuck is they talking about
We go both you sound like
What
You got to leave your baby father alone
if I take you on this trip.
What are you talking about, my nigga?
You sound like the nigga crying.
You ain't see the shit on the internet.
The nigga crying called the side, nigga?
I used to be so tall-sick.
I always wanted a bad baby father in the mix somewhere
to make me seem reasonable.
It's the easiest way, though.
That's when you can pop in.
That's when you could pop in like, nah, you know what?
Like, don't do him like that.
Like, he ain't mean it.
But baby dad is dumb.
always save the day.
Easy money.
Yeah, I almost woke up to some shit.
My baby woke up in a bed.
I said, what happened, babies?
Oh, my baby dad.
I was like, oh, fuck.
He'd be getting some shit off on her.
Yeah, I am treating her like a queen.
This nigga be like, you better
get the fuck off.
Y'all don't realize.
Yeah, that nigga don't get them.
Don't get the baby daddies.
They don't give her fuck.
They just be going through it.
That nigga, damn, they say, and don't text me
again. Now,
see, that's when I pop in. No, he could
handle that.
Do you step in like,
yeah, please? Give me his number. Let me call this
nigga real quick. You wanted them?
Oh, wait, your girl got a baby daddy, right?
But you're cool with them.
I don't know that, nigga.
And we're not cool, no way, and they're cool.
Oh, I thought your lady's
mom child was her first child was yours.
Why did I think that? I don't know.
The same reason you think a bunch of shit.
Stop, see.
That's the follow-up.
Yeah, I know you.
I know what you said, Nick.
Can you look at me for the answer.
How much is my sister's got, too?
Oh, okay.
But has the opportunity ever presented itself for y'all to be, I don't want to say cool, but.
Cordial?
I won't be cool.
But not cool.
Cordial.
I won't be cordial.
Why?
Oh, shit, really?
Yeah.
Why?
Can I ask why, please?
He's not a nigga I won't be cordial to.
So just because of his characteristics and stuff, things that you've heard about him?
Because you don't know him.
Not things I heard, things I've witnessed.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You don't like things you've seen.
so you won't you carry a certain way.
Just high-in-by the nigga.
No high-ball.
Damn, you won't speak to this nigga?
That is so telling.
I respect that.
You don't speak to the five-old-child.
I don't play with these niggas, man.
But that's not, I don't feel like that counts.
You don't think anybody in here is shocked that you don't speak to that nigga?
Nobody's surprised, babe.
Yeah.
I just did an interview.
This is off-topic and you don't have to respond.
But I just did the interview neighbor asking me about B-Dat.
Do you know the one that we got the fuck about here?
Yeah.
And, um, shout to beat out.
Shout to bidet.
Beat, I miss you and I love you.
Same.
You believe that, don't you?
That's serious.
For real, no.
I mean, you did drop the ball on the Drake episode.
But other than that, you was killing this shit.
And Mark didn't do you no favors.
Anyway.
This is what I got to do it.
Oh, please.
Doing an interview.
I don't, I don't know.
Personnel and power.
Hey, man.
That was such a team builder thing.
Do you bully beat out together?
I love that.
We didn't bully him.
It was your Philly
motherfucker.
Was you and Mark?
No, it was not.
Yes, it was.
It was only you at Mark.
It was not me and Mark.
You see how dick is do, though?
You see that?
But it's cool.
We're going to take it
because that's a Philly thing.
Put it on our bank and just handle it.
But either way, no,
but in the interview we were talking about something,
I think the seat gate came up.
And I was like,
nigga, if some kind of way
BD.I.S. end up in the same
nurse home, right?
And they're right by the fire exit.
Right?
And if massive fire breaks out.
Like, your face.
favorite old lady you play fucking pinnacle wet, she's burning in front of you.
Ah, burning, right?
And you're getting, and it's just moving his electric chair out of the exit, right?
And there's only room for one more person on the ambulance, one more person to get out this nursing home.
Be that going to die in there.
Like, y'all don't know.
This is my nigga.
He's taking that shit to the afterlife, nigga.
It's up.
Nigging, you want to sit in seats, bitch-ass, nigga?
Enjoy that seat.
Enjoy that one.
Chris.
Yeah, what is wrong with you, man?
For rule.
I know my boy.
He'll start nothing but he'll wrap it up for you.
There's something wrong with you.
There's something wrong with you.
Love beat out though.
Finish with that.
Gorgeous men.
Waves in the waves on spin so they hate on him.
Holy shit.
That was crazy.
Yeah, I guess one of her baby daddy
ain't the fondest to me.
I guess if I think about it, I never thought about it.
Nobody's baby daddy likes your bun.
You say who baby daddy?
I guess one of them.
No baby daddy.
But why, though?
See, it's a thing.
Well, yeah, it ain't happening.
Because what happens is, look at me.
Look at me.
Niggas be lying.
Like, people be lying.
Like, people will be lying.
So the guy could be lying on his baby mom.
The baby mom could be lying on the baby dad.
That happens.
But when you could physically see shit that, you know what I mean?
And I think you misspoke.
It's always the baby mom lying on the baby dad,
the baby dad, because it's a perception thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it feels terrible because it's happening to me.
Some niggas just be lying.
Some niggas just be lying.
Some people do lie, but in general.
You won't let me see them.
It's a bunch of years.
You tried two years.
But you know what's crazy?
There is a bunch of black men that are experiencing that.
They can't see their kids.
Some women know that the men won't take you to court, right, to get the visitation,
and they don't let you see your kids.
I've seen both.
I've seen women lie on this.
And then, like you said, sometimes it's a perception thing.
You've seen women lie on this for real?
I think that people.
Mark, really you saw a woman tell a lot before.
Wow.
It's a revelation.
Who knew?
That happens?
This fucking bitch
Mark, this ignore him
What year was it?
B.C.
I think that it should be
He's talking about
That's good.
That's the last bitch.
I see women lie.
That shit horrible.
I think anybody right
When you have a relationship shit
And you decide
To get your partner back by
Withholding a child
I think that speaks to your character
You're a horrible person
Because there's men and women
that have been in the middle of relationships of
parents just because you're mad about such shit.
I think it's literally the worst, nastiest thing
you could do to a person when you think about it,
stepping between them and their kid.
And I think a lot of people don't realize that this kid turns into an adult
and this adult's going to ask you a question.
And what can you say when you're really mad
because he fucked your sister?
You know what I mean?
You can't do that.
It's wrong.
You got to know.
I hate it.
It makes me so sick.
Nah, I fuck Mark up last behind.
Last part he was getting in his all women of right bay he's about to kill that shit on the oh
It's never my this never my position
He's literally never I'm gonna fuck on his on the big on the big ticket topic boy
He was coming in here I said hey she lost a kid that nigga Markman
Wait on him I don't know I didn't see that
I'll let me information on that hold on that I got that didn't come across my database
Fuck.
Yo,
Mark started short second
that he couldn't defend a bitch, boy.
So what actually happened
is before that
he mentioned that,
I was already agreeing with Joe.
In fact, Joe started to sing that off.
That evil ass lair.
Is it?
I ain't got that dance.
I mean, regardless of that the girl
lost custody of her kids or not,
everybody sees that video
and thinks the same that is bullshit, right?
You see that video and think,
what the fuck?
No, but not the bad.
We all had that conversation.
Look, you punched me in my stomach.
There ain't enough.
I want to have
I've been through some shit
Well since that
Conversation we had
She was arrested
Wait hold on
Can we get to that after you damn
She was arrested
You gotta produce a kid if you had one
What the fuck are you tired
That's what I was confused about
Before we get to hey
You took the phone
Where the fuck is the kid
Since 2019
You have to produce a kid
If you had a kid
I'm sorry, Park.
You think you the first one came up with that I did.
Fucking Van Moose the kid never to be heard from again.
No, niggas think about it.
But when the cops come, you got a producer.
When the wellness shit come, hey, I hear you big dog.
But where is the kid?
Thanks.
She's just a went and start a relationship, got engaged, took a phone, bitch.
You can't take phones.
You can't take, you can't call a cops.
Wait, no, no, no.
No, you cannot.
Well, you can.
You see what happened.
No, but when you preface it on domestic violence, you can.
You can't.
If you lost your kid and the dad is looking for the kid for eight years
and the kid is 17 now, was 10 last time the earth heard from the kid.
No, you can't call the cops.
That was another state.
You think you got it off.
Yeah.
And you ain't,
and you ain't think that this was going to go.
And they tried to kidnap the new kid.
No, you ain't think this was going to go as viral as it did.
You thought this was going to be some.
I don't know why that's big tigger from the basement,
Mark, can you believe that bitch?
That's big tigger, nigg.
Mark, can you believe that bitch did that shit?
That's crazy.
Bitches do that shit, right?
I think she's right.
I think sometimes
I don't clunk you with this tub.
God forbid
God forbid.
God forbid, right?
God forbid, right?
Now he's just a wimp.
Just a sift, bitch-ass niggins.
They didn't say all that.
I feel like we're at.
Keep on.
Keep on.
Come on, he stepped in to protect some women
and start calling around asking his friends
new good lawyer.
I'm sure we have something to get to.
Yeah.
No, I'm getting to it.
I'm sorry.
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Y'all skip something
I know
And I'm getting
to a
Right now, Mark.
Hey, that's my man right there.
You thought I forgot.
Brand new future.
What are y'all talking about?
I didn't play this slap for you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Turn up and lean up.
How are you going to do it, dudes?
Let's go.
Oh, A.T.
I'll mix.
A lot of baby girls.
Ain't going out of style.
She's got no mountains going to put no vanity.
Is that what you were talking about?
I was trying to figure out how he was good.
He didn't tell us how he's going to build the bitch.
He said it.
Oh, okay.
I must have missed it.
It was a little low.
The focus was a little.
He said it in the first verse.
I thought he got a pass because the shit was good last year, fellas.
No, he does.
He gets a pass for me.
That's future.
I do like his hair.
Marks.
It's nice.
Okay.
That's important.
It's cute.
Mark, I was just going to say that y'all left our Andre 3,000.
He announced.
He didn't drop.
But he said it.
It's coming very, very soon.
What is?
New music.
Should we hold a breath?
No, I think it's really happening.
He said, like, very, I think it's going to happen the next morning.
Did he say, what kind of music?
What instrument?
See, now y'all asking too many questions.
Now he playing the drums?
Should y'all just be happy that he's putting out music?
I hope he plays an accordion or something interesting.
So y'all don't think it's going to be rap at all.
The bagpipe.
Harmonica.
Wait a minute, this is actually the shit, though.
Not too much on way.
He said that he's got music recorded with Sonic Youth guitarist Lee Rinaldo that should be coming out.
So he's playing a guitar now.
That's what's up.
All right.
Look at Park.
I'm still hoping that some of it will be right.
It won't.
All right.
It's not.
All right, check it.
I'm here.
You can let that go.
It's going to be electric guitars and some weird instrument.
I ain't saying.
And he'll wear overalls.
And he's one of the best ever.
So, I mean, he's definitely one of the goats.
One of the best to ever do the shit.
I ain't saying none about him because somebody wanted to be.
his friends who clip this up and sent it to his pager.
Put it in the bag.
Yeah.
Sit it to his back from the jeez.
I ain't saying none.
I sat behind Big Boy on a plane this weekend.
Oh, he looked good, too.
That's important.
Did he know you?
We never locked the eyes.
You didn't say what I'm too?
I don't speak to Big Boy.
I don't bother people.
I don't like people bother him.
What's he chosen?
Huh?
I was in the back, nigga.
Big boy was not in the back.
No, I was in the back.
So you were right behind him?
Big boy was in first class and I was in the back.
Oh, wait, hold up.
Oh, she meant all the way behind him.
You mean when you walk past him, he's right behind.
Yeah, come on.
You said, I tried to spice it a little bit.
I walked past him, you.
There you go.
That's all.
I see you.
I see the nigger.
I think I looked good.
I thought you was about to add another one to the list.
No, I think I was in like comfort plus,
you know that fake-ass,
you know that fake-ass-a-conference
yeah.
Yeah, actually.
I ain't gonna lie.
This is cool.
They're trying to get that shit off, comfort plus.
What they're really trying to get off in the next few years is the standing planes.
Bro.
Y'all seen the mock-up?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Yes.
They're very serious.
Why don't fuck with somebody want to ride the L?
Capitalism.
That's some subway shit.
They're going to pack you diggers in there, too.
Bro, that's horrible.
And how long?
People are going to take them.
How long?
Of course, they are.
They're going to be cheap.
A short flight?
Some shift to D.C.
Yeah.
Nah, that's gross.
They're going to take it for a long flight.
I ain't taking a phenomenal.
They're not.
They probably just offer them for long lights.
Things are going to do it.
Like L.A.?
No.
Standing for six hours is sick.
Wait, wait.
And they're working on the L.A. flight not being six hours anymore.
Yeah.
They're not there this week.
Yeah, three hours.
Three and a half years.
Which means more spanky.
So the niggas that already have a problem getting to L.A.
When they put their standing plane in there, guess what they're going to do?
Stand their ass on the plane.
Yo, that six hours ride.
If somebody stands up for six hours, bro.
Go ahead.
Yes.
Everybody dreads the West Coast plane at six hours.
What about turbulence?
Can I have this stupid question?
Can I ask a stupid question?
On the jet or do you get there faster?
A little?
Like so it's five, four type of thing?
Depending on a jet.
Depend on a jet.
Speaking of airline, oh, you want to fit to go ahead.
No, when you say something about Comfort Plus, they scamming, they are.
Because that comfort plus you buy it, it's $100 different from your regular seat.
Right.
And there's no comfort there or plus.
It's just, it's a fire exit.
That's not true.
It's, I promise.
That legroom is nice.
You work in the airport, nigga?
No, but I fly a lot.
That economy plus, if you are, it's different than economy.
Shut up, no, it's not.
Don't get quiet when you say I fly a lot like that.
No, he wasn't even seen.
That's the first thing I was going to say.
I wasn't even up there.
I didn't even say, you're my nigga.
I'm not even on that.
You know, we're never on that.
All right, so don't let them gas you.
But don't say I fly a lot.
He's not gas me.
He's not gas me.
Like, you wouldn't know, I fly a lot.
The fly a lot thing, you do travel a lot.
And the way you travel, you do a lot of driving
because you're driving all the Mexican niggas,
them illegal niggas that you be driving around with.
No, but I fly back and go get him
and then I fly back home.
He made that up.
This is crazy.
I think they're breaking the law.
Whatever he said, he's flying.
That's all.
That's my nigga.
That's export, nigga.
This thing is that he driving.
Did you go first class?
I'm the way I'm not trying to be funny.
Can you stop playing with him?
My bad.
My bad.
I did.
Then my bad, my brother.
That's all right, bro.
He thought I was playing with him.
I'm not.
Mark, you ain't put my money on the
glass. Oh, you know what?
Yeah, put it up there, man.
I just carry cash.
Now you don't carry cash.
Everybody in here heard that Joe Button was going
elevate my life and take me shopping, right?
Yes.
Every 20 minutes, I'll just run it back
just so we don't. Okay. You don't need to do that.
I ain't saving $600.
We're going
we're going to go get anything
you need, Mama. I don't play
I don't play about no mona.
I don't play about
no demona.
Speaking of airline shit,
I don't know if y'all heard the story about
here's the story I don't know if y'all heard the story about
the pilot on American Airlines
that lost his job in this economy
economy hey look what I did
because he got his dick suck by his co-pilot
oh that is not where I thought you were going
I thought you talked about the other story
yeah homeboy the pilot was getting
or the co-pilot was getting his dick suck
by the pilot and can you believe
They fired him behind that.
Wait, again, it's like while they were flying?
While they were flying.
The plane is autopilot most of the time.
He can't have sex at work, though, y'all.
That should be a perk.
I mean,
I mean, dude.
I don't say no.
It was a little turbulence.
Her face just.
Bro, we potting right.
We pie and right.
We pie it right.
He manny come in.
Manny, man he go in the back and butt fuck.
Nobody has an issue with that?
He's done it.
That's different.
If it's in the butt, it doesn't count.
He did it, then they wanted to come out here and fuck us.
Remember?
Then I wasn't blessed in the coach.
I hate these people.
These things are crazy, bro.
Like, I hate it.
I'm up here with some lunatics.
No, for real.
He fucked them girls in the back.
They came from the back wanting some of us.
They wanted some more.
He ain't fucking sealed a deal.
He tried to get me in trouble.
That's crazy.
I don't think the dude should have lost his job,
but apparently, first of all, I'm with,
I'm with freeze.
Some of this flight is...
Hold up.
Who was the sucky?
Who is the sucker?
The pilot was sucking the co-pilot's dick.
And they both was dudes.
I knew it was niggas.
I knew it was men.
Oh, they were both dudes.
They were both dudes.
I call that a power dynamic.
It's a power dynamic.
Excuse me.
If the pilot is higher than the co-pilot,
that's why I ask.
If they suck it his dick, he got to be.
Sorry, it was right there.
God help you.
They can't.
Like, can we have a mature conversation about
we're sucking between two men?
No.
Two men can't chill and suck each other's dicks.
Like, grow up.
All right. Excuse me.
Well, I don't want to drag this, but if they're doing that there,
then they probably both or one, at least one,
got a family that don't know about this behavior,
and this is the only place you can sneak and try to get that off.
That ain't the only place.
No, no, no.
No.
I don't know.
Here's why that's a hell no.
You don't fly to know.
You don't fly to me in a man.
I can't.
All of y'all.
No.
The niggas have mad layovers.
Pilots and flight attendants are customarily laying over somewhere in another city, another state, another town.
You can get a lot of, you were just a horny time, my nigga.
But you don't have mad erections.
When it's the time is right, the time is right.
This motherfucker ain't going to suck itself.
What the last time you got hard?
Get to it, you get to that shit.
What if the nigga you was laid up with is your co-pilot for the day?
Y'all find out in the morning.
Oh, shit, you want to fly?
Oh, yeah.
It's just you saying that's the only time they can get out.
Those niggles are on some freak shit.
But now that is the other thing, because my question was, well,
my question was, how did he get caught?
How did you find out about this?
Well, apparently, there was turbulence on the plane.
Don't tell me that trigger, no camera.
There was turbulence on the plane that nobody ever got on the loudspeaker for.
Neither one of the pilots.
They were doing their own turbulence.
So the stewardess girl goes back to here to see,
hey, why are you not announcing this turbulence?
and put the seabell light on and all that type
and she was getting this shit off, man.
So she walked in on him?
I'm on his side even more now.
Dog, I don't need the turbulence announcement.
Either we're going to land or die.
No, no, no, no, now I'm on their side.
Now I'm on the airline side.
Listen, we're doing...
Now I'm going to help us up for them.
You dog, that nigger's seat was upright.
We're doing flight attendant service, right?
I'm midway.
I just spilled three doctor peppers on the whole white bitch.
This bitch is writing me up for this.
I would have knew that if you.
would have hit the light and say turbals was coming.
That's your whole thing.
You even worked together.
You got to make these.
Yeah, the flight attendants and the pilot worked together.
You lack it on the job.
Mama, you've been up here long enough.
You know when you hit that first buck to go sit your ass dead.
Cat, bro.
You might not start the drill if you know it's coming.
Can your jumper see his chat?
You're all right.
You went up there and had that shit rocking up.
That's what the turbos was running.
You're not getting my dick sucked around me if I didn't get my dick sucks.
So yeah, I'm telling you.
Straight up.
You're shawdy radded on the name.
I came in there and said you sucking me too,
that was wild.
That was wild.
All right.
We got it.
All right.
Did you hear the other airline story?
No.
Pilot story that was going around.
That's what I thought you were talking about.
Yeah.
No.
A pilot, a flight instructor had a student up there
in a plane with him.
And looked at her and said,
all right, you know what to do.
Open the door and just jumped.
And left the student in the plane
to laying themselves.
I didn't know this story.
So, Ice, what was the point?
had to get her ready?
I don't know.
He died.
Oh, he killed himself.
But I'm saying, I don't know what the point was.
But imagine you.
The point was the suicide.
No, I'm just saying, imagine you are a student, and now you're up here in a plane, Dolo.
Dog, that's insane.
Is that real?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I thought you were going to say Ken rapper's fly commercial.
That's all right.
I told us the thing on the corner.
You go to that one, too.
That way used to me, you fuck me up with that.
But I was asking, when you said that, I was like, oh, you're trying to get Big Boy put on that list.
That's the list I was talking about, because now.
now they keep in the list of the rappers
that they're finding out our flying
commercial.
And they're making a big deal out of it.
Joe?
The fuck?
No, they putting a certain rating
on them.
No, not that.
Participation.
All right, so it started with Rick Ross.
When they caught Ross in the terminal,
oh, Ross is flying commercial.
Now just over the weekend,
they caught push a tea in the terminal.
I hate the word caught.
Well, that's the way they're making it seem like,
hey, we caught you like I was hiding.
Like I'm hiding
I'm catching a flight
So the problem
I'm gonna say problem
It's a problem
Where certain niggas lyrics
And shit that they're saying
It's like all right well you shitting on people
Saying y'all not on this level
We fly PJ we do X Y Z
But now I catch you in the terminal
Bro it's CEOs of multi-billion dollar corporations
That fly commercial
Nicarica you know hip hop will force you to spend some money
That nigga ain't got
That you ain't got
Yeah
And just in general
No, no, no, we ain't gonna do that.
And I didn't want to jump on this.
Because Rick Ross...
They're talking about the niggas that, to them,
have talked shit about flying commercial.
And that's why I said Ross is a little different.
So, Ross literally in one of his lyrics
was shitting on niggas that flew commercial.
So what you did?
Yeah.
Your plane's missing the chef, nigga.
You tell a nigger.
The one of the...
The one of the...
Not a chef.
That is...
That is a microwave.
He said, and then we jet something, y'all jet smarter.
We sit in here with the whole rapper
He's done it
Why don't we take rap so seriously
Exactly, it's art
It's created
And the thing about hip hop is
It's always been extremely braggadocious
Right
You never had 15 bitches for real
Even though you raped about that
So when a nigga pop out with this big fat
bum-ass baby mom
You're going to get clown
You're going to get clown
Me personally
Any arena on the internet
Or in life where you count
another nigga pockets
It's like why the fuck you're worried about
if I have it to fly private
If I want to spend that expense
The nigga you laugh in that flying commercial
For all you know he's thing
They got a bag somewhere
I just want to jump in to say
That we have said all of this with the Rick Ross
We don't know how we feel about it
I'm just telling you all
I don't want us to repeat ourselves
Every time a rapid flight commercial
Sorry I just was brave enough to finally say how I felt
It's so scary here
And I finally had the bravery to just bring it out
And boom stepped on
You're so brave
The question shouldn't be is do I feel unsafe?
The question should more be, have I ever felt safe?
You still trying to go shopping, right?
That's the thing about it.
I feel like with the shopping, the level of comfort that would come with,
better fabrics, cashmere, suede, leather,
that I know that I would have almost like a guard, a veil
for being stepped on constantly.
Make sure it's the good cashmeree, too.
Or you know he does a lot of this.
That's rough too.
You know what I mean?
But with the right clothes
Joe, Mona got your $50 by the way
I got it
With like armor or like a
You know what I mean
Maybe just get keynote
Cash me
Get Kino back in here
He'll handle my life worth
You heard me right Joe
Not that 50 is
Mona
What 50?
Girl
Let me see what this tea is
Is that true
Is that mean
I'm not a hopper?
Yeah
I'm such a messy bit
Maybe I leave Cardiolo
Oh
Somebody in the mall
talking about that's why your husband love you.
See?
Yeah, somebody went over there.
Yeah, that's corny.
Cardi ain't the one to do that shit to him.
I'm talking.
She's going to give you what the fuck you looking for.
And pay the court fees.
She's going to pay the lawyer fee.
She's going to go in there, dress to the millions,
looking good, smelling good.
Now that's my thing.
Hold up now.
I will say this about my good sister Carterby.
Shout to Carderby in the Bronx and all the rest of the Bronx girls.
I absolutely love y'all down.
I love you down.
I love you down
But I mean
I did see the clip
Cardi B was with the fucking Nigerian
Soccer gold
Goalkeeper nigga that all the girls
Just fucking gold crazy
I've never seen it never heard of it
You never seen it? I'm sure I'm talking to him
No I've never seen it
You got them in your phone
I see that a clip of our topic
Yeah you should try
He said it's your screen shaming
He's so shit
My screen favorite
I've seen the AI shit
But a married woman would never be in a nigger face
like, please, it's Cardi.
One step under the Virgin Mary.
Just so happened to be in the same place,
having a light conversation, and she smiled
a couple times. And he just so happened to have a nice
back. You see your muscles in that boy back?
Boy.
She.
Well, I'm looking for it if you know what the fuck.
Everybody knows what you're talking about.
It's been sarcastic.
All right, so, my girl,
Cardi, you got to, oh my God.
Can you not just completely melt in front of a
niggum face?
Oh, Joe, please.
Like, if we don't, we don't even hear the conversation.
and from afar we could see that you fucking silly buddy
in front of this fucking, yo, come on.
Yo, be cool, is all I'm saying.
She was being personable.
Stop it.
All right, I'm done with this shit.
Yo, be cool, ma.
After some of the things that came out about her nigga,
you still feel that way?
Which nigga?
The nigga she's with currently.
She's in a relationship, right?
I don't know.
I don't know nothing about who she.
Oh, okay.
Well, I don't want to speak on it because I don't know either.
I assumed that she was still with her baby five and Stefan Diggs.
I have absolutely no idea if she's still with her.
I feel like because of some of the things that's happened to her in their relationship,
allegedly, if any of that stuff is true.
Do you all believe this Stefan Diggs is fucking with niggas?
Damn, Joe.
Like, enough of this fucking.
Let's just fucking take all the air off the ball.
Oh, my God, Paul.
This is what I'm going to say.
This is what I believe.
I'm going crazy.
This is probably my fourth time trying to get this off.
Men that have an alarmingly amount of sex, I don't care if you're rich,
I don't care what your situation is, and you just fucking it, no rhythm of rhyme,
no real, like, flavor.
You don't like them.
yellow or thick or thing, you just fuck.
Those men are typically gay.
That's my personal opinion. That's what I've seen
in my years. They're gay.
It's like they be fighting this demon of what they really, really want.
So they like hypersexual about anything.
And when I bring it to y'all, when I say it was...
You think they don't like women or you think just want to fuck everybody?
I think that they want to be fucked in the ass or mouth by a man.
Oh, God.
Meaning I think that they...
I think that they...
That is what they want.
I think that because it's so hard to come out because of obvious reasons, right?
And because of social pressures, I think that they go for women because the automatic thing that does is like put a veil.
Because now you're a player.
You can't be gay.
You're getting a lot of pussy.
At a point in our lifetimes, all of us sitting here, that was an excuse for a while.
But fucker say they're gay.
And the person is saying, all them bitches he get, people are like, yeah.
Now we know that's bullshit.
But at a point, that was like a saving grace.
Oh, he's married.
Oh, he's the, you know.
So I think, I used to think what you thought.
Oh, go ahead, Ish.
I got a lot of box in my life.
Yeah.
And they never, not near, not a near, never thought about no man.
Let me ask you this.
Never?
Because that's a thing.
Never, nigger.
That's it.
I'm done.
Are we going 90 minutes or what?
Are we done?
That's a nigga.
We passed 90 minutes.
All right.
Listen, you, I hate when y'all do this anyway, but you say you get a lot of pussy, cool.
Got.
He didn't say get.
Don't try to say get.
Don't try to set my boy up.
Fuck out of here.
Even though I think it still gets you.
You said you got a lot of pussy, right?
That's not the guy that I'm describing.
The guy that I'm describing,
whether this bitch got a gut or one eye,
she's getting fucked.
Like, I'm talking about that.
He didn't have a standard.
I understand.
I know some niggas like that, too.
I don't think that.
That's your theory.
I'm a rock.
Honestly, it's not a theory.
It's a fact.
The niggas that you know,
and that's the thing.
All you have to do is lock in on the type of nigg I'm talking about.
I'm not talking about the player.
I'm not talking about the guy that,
Anything moving?
He almost blow y'all.
Like, he the nigga, you got to stop.
He don't blow, he don't blow.
He don't blow.
That might be the sign of his game.
Phelps, you know, I bring Phelps up here?
Phelps was just out with somebody on my team, right?
Phelps said he had to stop him.
He's like, yo, that niggas, you don't know that about him,
but he shoot at everything.
Sometimes you got to stop him.
And I said, you got to stop him.
Sometimes you stop your man, like, yo, chill.
That's, you feel me?
I'm like, what do you mean?
He said, man, that motherfucker was going at a bitch in the club
looked like KRS 1, man.
I stopped him, man.
Like I stopped that shit, man
I guess what you do for your brother
You're a philosopher
Yo, I know
I know niggas that say
Yo, I take them
8 to 80
Blind cripple and crazy
I know a bunch of niggas
I've never heard that
In a sexual thing
That's only for fighting
That's not true
No nigga
In the history of niggas
Have said
I fuck bitches 8 to 80
And it's the thing
You're my brother
And I love you
You're my brother
No let me do it
Joey tell him to shut the park
Mute them up
It's only I can do it
Because I'm gonna do it
With love
Because this is my brother nigga
This is my brother, nigga
He should start above 18.
Let me go ahead.
I'll walk out.
I'll walk out, Joey.
Crazy party.
It's a saying.
I'll walk out.
It's a charge.
And it's the thing.
This is my brother.
I love it.
You've never heard that same.
Everybody.
I heard it yet.
You've heard this happen before.
In prison.
Thank you.
The fact that I've walked out and said,
stop.
I'm trying to walk out almost to see if y'all will be like,
oh, the morning, don't leave.
But every time I do it, nobody splitches.
I'm not out.
Hey, Joe don't even blink.
It's so crazy.
I'm no.
Listen, this is the thing.
You my nigga, you my big brother.
You're very, you're gorgeous, but you're getting up there.
And you got the saying it's confused.
We say eight to 80 on some rumble shit.
I fight a nigga.
I smacking.
Any nigga disrespect me can get it.
From eight to 80, blind, crippling crazy.
No man has ever said, yo, you could get this stick from eight to 80,
blind, cripple, or crazy.
And the fact this nigga argue me down is why he's the best podcast.
No, boy, I got to say it.
And audience, this story, I'm sorry, Mark.
I've heard it.
This story.
Not for fucking.
Yes, you have.
I have.
This story is only coming up because Chris Griffith, I think, is his name.
Is the gentleman that is trying to sue Stefan Diggs.
And they're saying that he has produced over 100 pages of DMs and text messages of explicit nature.
Now, we remember when this story broke.
You was just playing, man.
That's a lot of playing, a hundred pages.
A hundred pages are playing.
It's like when you say it's a call from the spam people
and you just fuck with them.
You know what I mean?
I don't have 100 pages of that.
I do that.
But 100 pages.
You might have 100 pages of fucking with the spam call.
Man, me if I count.
If I count, maybe.
But listen.
Not from the same spam.
Not with the same call.
That's a fact.
Right.
And it ain't going to never be able to be mistaken for sexting.
Yeah.
And the spam ain't sausage.
Thanks.
And the other thing about that is, right?
Like when he, when, because his story broke months ago.
Yeah.
And Stefan Diggs' version of it, if I'm not mistaken, is that this guy had stole some clothes and stole some shit from him.
So Stefan, so Stefan did.
So one way to settle this.
Who throws me?
You won't give us something.
I mean, I want my time bring sweats.
You don't take your thing to me before?
Mind you, who else still your sweatsoo?
other than somebody that's fucking you.
Hey, Mona.
No, no, no.
No, that's where I was going.
Like, how did the nigga was able to steal your...
I see that close in proximity to your shit.
Hey, my shit got stuck off my good hoodies.
Took off some of my favorite sweatpants.
Just disappeared.
Not true.
I'm not saying that about Homeboy,
because I don't pretend to know or not know.
But I don't think it was as simple as
this nigga stole some clothes from Stefan Diggs.
So Stefan Diggs had his people jump on.
I don't think that.
What I will say is whatever's going on, Cardi now.
So it's like I love Cardi.
Cardi has always been forever loving to me.
I don't want to never, you know what I mean?
Cardi put that pussy on a carbone plate and handed it to that fucking soccer nigger.
That pussy was falling off of the bossy.
But I do like that about women.
No matter how tough you are, no matter how successful you are, rich, famous,
no matter who your baby dad, your boyfriend is,
all women have that thing in them in front of whoever that person is.
whoever that person is for them, the guy that they don't know,
that unlocks that.
And you can see it in their eyes and their mannerisms,
how they're moving.
Yeah, so it's just funny to see that from Cardi with this dude,
even though, I mean, all the bids just agreed with the dude.
So they was rooting Cardi on.
That's why I love Hose.
Some niggas know how I pull that out at you, too.
Yeah, they got a real.
Holes cheer you on.
Hose ain't got to be the ones getting the dick put in them.
They're going to cheer you on if you fucking dick they want to fuck.
Go ahead, Holt.
And I'm not calling cardio.
Please don't mistake that.
That shit went double platinum
and group messages.
Bitches was happy as shit.
They have a real where they taking women
all different ages,
all different ethnicities.
Oh, not that they're eight-year-olds.
And got...
Yeah.
Let's please stop.
Thank you.
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
They got women, like old white ladies saying,
this is a...
This guy looks like God.
And they go to an old black lady.
Did they go to a...
You know what I mean?
And it's just all of them talking about this dude
as he walks through.
He's him right now.
Nothing I can say about it.
Yeah.
Anything I'm going to say
it's going to sound like hate.
It's going to sound like hate?
Anything I don't.
Or are you giving a nigga of any props?
No, he's, no.
No, no, yeah, I don't,
I don't not give a nigga any props.
Man.
I mean, he did.
You got them, you got them lines.
There's hell on his spirit on.
Hell on what?
Oh, let's see.
All right, man.
He's all right.
That's hate.
That's hate.
He's, he was.
No.
He's killing it.
You're killing it, boy.
You studied the dick.
That's crazy.
You're sick.
You're mad.
Can you blame a gas?
Back to shit out of your ass up.
Joey, his hair sprayed on?
I mean, it looks like that.
That's what the fuck it is.
You know, I don't think bitches care about that, though.
At all?
You are y'all crazy?
I don't think bitches care about it.
I'm not going to say that we don't care, but you get 10,000.
You get 10,000 points for having a nice hair line.
So if it's a little fucked up, you might not get
talk to, but if you do have it,
that's automatically like a thing with us.
Bitch is no care about shit. I love
on ways. And in fairness, no, do we really.
Bro. Thank you, Parks.
Wow.
If something is crazy,
but that has like some fucked up lashes
or something, you're not going to be like, I
would never. Yo, bro.
That's funny, I was going to ask you all, would you all
be able to put aside Stacey Dash's
political views to
to pop? Yeah.
Yes. Yes.
What the fuck?
I don't want to talk policy. She's right.
She dropped a little thirst trap out there.
Nah, the 60-year-olds is killing the thirst draft game right now.
No, Stacey is beautiful.
She is fucking gorgeous.
Because, you know, she came about having a drug problem that we didn't really know about.
When you look at them times when she was saying, she was on drugs at the time of her life, she was gorgeous then.
She was a very attractive girl.
Would y'all be able to put aside her political views to bone her?
Yes.
Yes.
We ain't talking, we ain't doing CNN.
No.
Mark.
And I might throw in a little.
Absolutely not.
I might throw in a little liberal, uh, liberal.
liberal sex plane.
To shake things up.
I say you're going to bust the blue,
fuck this big blue dick,
maybe.
Take this big blue dick.
No, absolutely.
But we've had these conversations
before, I'm sure.
But I think these days of times,
like, even if normally that's
that way wouldn't be the thing,
now it has to be that way.
Like, you're not just going to fuck
a super heavy Trump supporter.
You're not.
So I just not.
I get the job.
Well, maybe y'all would.
I don't know.
You're black ass.
You right here.
You would fuck a Trump supporter.
I'm in the,
committed relationship.
I'm only fucking my name.
I hate when you do that.
If you were single,
if you were single,
if you were single,
if you were single,
the disabled kids.
Excuse me,
let me get this out of my brother.
Go ahead,
if you were single.
Amen.
And it was 1998
and you were fresh out of high school.
Would you fuck somebody
in the Klan?
No, no.
No, that's different.
No.
Same thing.
Wootten Klan?
Which one?
Questions that need answers.
No, seriously,
would you fuck?
If you were single
in this day and age,
would you fuck a open
mega kind of girl?
Just fuck her?
Yeah, Dave, would you fuck her now?
Oh, just fuck?
No.
That's crazy, y'all.
How do you talk to this person to fuck them?
When I was 20, I might have beat the brakes off the clam.
But, no, I don't want to fuck nobody I can't have a conversation with.
So they would turn me off, so I wouldn't.
Oh, yeah, that's how I feel, too.
Yeah, yeah, that's peace.
I love to talk.
Being around all men is fucking.
This is the truth for me.
At 20, I would have.
30 I might have if it was like borderline
Like when I was in cable news
Like if somebody was on the other side
We were debating
That might have could have worked
She had a nice smile
But like not like crazy extremists
Not like the crazy extremist
But now yeah I'm with you
Now I got to talk
So I see that you
Like deciphered it from your age
But it's not anything different
Just the political climate
Because I feel like when you were in your 20s
You would never imagine things to be this way right now
So the way things are right now
People just openly going back to that old school
open racism, you would still fuck
a MAGA? At 20, I wasn't thinking about that.
I was thinking about it. I wasn't even thinking about it. Big Daddy King, I get the job
done, mad random. He wasn't talking about Rumbling when he said
8 to 80, black, he was. He was definitely talking about
fuck it. Oh, he was? Okay. But
when I'm thinking about
8 to 80s crazy. I mean, it's
an old expression. I looked up to find out where the expression
came from, not that y'all care. But it came from the military. It came from
the military, because they used to use it in the military
to talk about who was getting recruited,
who they were going after. It was like anybody can
get it kind of thing. That's where it comes from. So when they
hit the ghetto. But once it started
being used it as... We should have changed
We should have changed it. We should have changed it. What I'm
asking is once it hit the ghetto, right?
What did we use it for more?
Sex or Fighting? Because I've only
heard it in a fight and I've never heard it in a fight. I've only heard
in a Pimp-ship talking kind of situation.
But I want to go over the time, I'm changing it to pass it. I want to
just say one more thing because I'm thinking about bisexual
and I think about pansexuals and all those kinds of things.
I hear how that sounded. You're going with this.
No, no, I'm just thinking like I don't want to assume
that everybody that's fucking everybody
really wants to fuck dudes.
Some people might really want to fuck everybody.
Oh, sure.
That's all I'm saying.
Because a lot of times we stigmatize that
and think, well, if you having sex with dudes and women,
you must really just want to have sex with dudes.
It's like, nah, some dudes...
Well, that's not what I said.
Well, both.
No, no, no, I know.
You say people were indiscriminate.
I'm saying they could be hypersexual all over the bat.
You kind of said like they were fucking women
almost as a guy.
Or to say, yo, I really want to fuck dudes,
but I know I'm going to get castrated publicly for fucking dudes.
So I'm fucking all these chicks to come.
cover it up. No. No. That's it. It came off wrong.
Fast version. It's an internal
fight. So I'm doing all this fucking, so
this can feel normal to me. I'm with you.
I'm just, I don't think everybody's having it that internal fight. I think
some dudes just like to fuck a lot of people. Across
the board. That was terrific.
That was terrific. So bone thugs.
This is where the fear comes in at parts. No, not bone thugs.
I got something else supposed to fight. I mean, that would fun.
Bone. That was the bone, the thug?
You catch a-
It's just something about.
Mark is funny. It's funny.
then I give him credit.
Mark's good sometimes, man.
He's going to get that chain back one of these days.
He needs to go put it on one of these days.
See, y'all, he doesn't respect it.
It's still sitting there.
It's something about being brave enough
to bring a topic and just getting stepped on
and the fear that comes along with you.
He did it to me.
So now, I was talking to y'all about the pilot
that lost his job.
Let's see where y'all stand on the San Antonio Spurs
announcer that lost his job
because it came out that he was having
an affair with one of the players.
sister.
I think it's horrible.
And he lost his job behind this.
His wife or girlfriend,
or I'm unclear, but I think his girl,
whoever he's with,
I get it.
Started posting a whole bunch of stories
and outing, Homeboy.
She created, like, a real
acting as if it was him talking.
So she was talking in first person
as if it was him, saying, yo,
yeah, me and my lovely wife
been together, blah, blah, blah, this long.
But guess what? I pop such a
sister and da-da-da-da-da.
And just had her.
No. No, it was real.
It was her. It was a dialogue. And so they fired him.
Only reason I will say that he should have been fired is if they have an anti-fraudanization policy with the players or their relatives.
Because we've heard some shit about the Spurs before.
Player's sisters is a little bit of a leap.
Player's wife, ain't?
Play his mom.
Yeah, but this was the player. I think he said sisters.
Well, he says relatives.
If it's general, it's relatives.
If you want to cover it in a blanket way, for legality reasons, you'll put their family.
So if I'm the announcer, I can't fuck George Gervyn's sister.
If you work for this organization.
That seems to me.
I think it's whack.
I think that's whack.
From a legal standpoint, if he signed something saying that he can't fraternize with these people or their families, then yeah.
Outside of that, this is some goofy shit.
Now, now, the thing I was thinking.
Even that, I'm sorry, Mark, and I'm in the middle here.
I understand both sides and could argue both sides.
But listening to Ish.
Let's say I fuck the player's sister and I'm guilty, dead to rights.
You still got to do an investigation.
Like, I shouldn't be fired immediately off of these social media, babe.
Go look into it.
They might have.
Then you shouldn't come back that.
Or they might have already knew and said.
Yeah, they might have known.
A lot of it seems like you do what you do, but if it comes out, you've got to go.
I was going to say the other reason for the fire is going to be that.
Now you bring a negative attention.
into the organization, for whatever reason, back to that morality clause shit, which is very gray.
So now whatever you did out there, you're viral.
Virality can lead to you being fired.
The Spurs have had history of this, like with players was fucking other players' wives.
So I'm sure if they put a clause in, they can't just say wife.
They got a cover.
You know what I mean?
Are you saying, I'm sorry.
Are you saying like they're like factual?
Yes.
Whoa.
I think either way, I was sued organization.
I'm not mad.
Depending on what you sign, you might can't.
It depends on what you signed.
I mean...
You might care.
What I signed is open for interpretation.
True?
Maybe, right?
No, no, maybe.
It will be open for interpretation.
Unless you sign something explicitly says you can't, like, have sex with the players.
Very.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know how...
And unless you sign something else that prevents you from suing them.
You would have to...
Because they put them shit's in there too now.
If it didn't say I can't fuck Victor Wimbignana's sister or fucking Stefan Castle's sister,
then it's going to be hoping for interpola.
That's what I said you run the risk of spending all your money on attorney fees
against a powerhouse of attorney fees and everybody don't got it.
I'm thinking about the Spurs side of this too.
You're the announcer.
They take basketball very serious to San Antonio.
You're in everybody's household every day.
Mom's, dads, brother.
If the community has decided that you're a piece of shit
and you're narrating every Spurs game in Texas, in Texas, 41 times a year,
I can see how that's just bad for business.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm saying it to say some of the conduct policies you sign.
You pay in Texas to be a lot cleaner than I know what to be.
They like to pretend it is.
I'm not saying it's really that clean.
They stand on their image.
But a lot of things you sign that conduct clause,
and moral causes basically to make sure the team doesn't look bad
or that no representation of the team looks bad.
Because if he's just fucking somebody's sister,
that's different than cheating on your wife to fuck somebody's sister.
And that combo could make you look like a piece of shit
to the people who actually tune in every day.
And if people are saying, I'm not tuning in to hear that guy.
I can see how that would be bad for business.
I'm going to court and saying she had a different dad.
Yeah, I think it's a bad.
I got to find a loophole.
They ain't the whole siblings.
Joe's saying it's a half-brother.
I think it's stupid.
If he ain't signed up and I think it's stupid.
Some of these fucking players, sisters be all right, man.
Y'all getting fucking.
Like, he ain't a coach.
Come up, don't.
He announcers.
He ain't even know.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, they do that shit all the way around, bro.
They tell a cheerleader.
The same shit.
Like, it ain't just...
They can't talk. They can't say hot.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
And your sister be all around the craft services.
Begging for it.
Yeah.
He's hot dogs.
Begging for it.
Y'all, and the part you're leaving out.
Control yourself, Vend, dog.
Control your horny.
That's a fact.
Y'all are leaving out that he's cheating on his wife.
He's exposed.
Well, we don't know that that was his wife.
We don't know who was his wife.
That could have been his girlfriend.
The announcer could have had a girlfriend.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I could have to have to have a girlfriend.
We said a fair, we assume.
What if they had an open relationship?
She wouldn't have exposed it, huh?
Okay.
But also in Texas, the fans don't want to hear it.
Let's say that even if they did.
Yeah, I won't hear that show.
Then people watching TV after church on Sunday don't want to hear that the announcer
has an open relationship with his wife and his fucking.
But they also wouldn't have heard it if the girlfriend didn't post all that shit.
And that's the fucked up part.
That's the revenge part.
That's hate.
Yeah.
So that's the thing.
I think we talked about on this podcast, like somebody worked and
some kind of company, this woman, and she got
photo with this other big guy,
and they fired her, and they let her go. And it's like
the company must have represented themselves
in a certain way. We don't even want to deal
people that getting into affairs and shit like that.
We don't want to deal with it, because again,
every headlines has our company
name attached to this bullshit.
We don't want to deal with that. To Joe's point,
y'all have to now prove
that I did these things. You can't just
take away a nigger's livelihood
off of the premise of
this might make us
look bad or I don't know if it's true.
Yeah, and that's why I say a lot of times teams
put a turn the blind eye of shit. I've seen
shit in a couple organizations where
everybody knows what's happening. It's an open secret, but
the moment it comes out, who's sister was
that I couldn't figure it out?
I don't know. I couldn't, the last name wasn't
matching up to me unless it was that light skin
rookie boy with the braids.
Parker, what's it? Brian.
And I am. Sidebar.
Whose sister is it?
Did you all hear ICE when he
said that like every time
Your name gets mentioned is from our team or whatever.
That's my experience working here.
I know this is a big deal.
Because anything I did is like,
don't call me white girl from the Joe Bunn show
gets court stealing foot cream out of Walgreens.
Because that attracts more.
Yo, I hate it.
Don't you hate it, Joe?
Yeah.
You're attached yourself.
Me and Joe, we are in hand in the motherfucker.
You search Demona.
It's Demona Joe and all the bullshit DeMona did this year.
Dang.
Yikes.
Sucks to be.
You're such a great person
But who's the players
Who's the player
I don't know this thing
You ain't going to him
He ain't got to be a star
Oh man if you don't get this nigga
fucking job back yo
So he thought he fuck somebody
Sister that was important
Nigger fuck the sister
The 13th man
The 14th man
Or jill league player shit
Yeah we fucking his sister
Yo calm down
Be cool
And she choosing
I thought it was vassal or somebody
Tobias Harris
Hell no
This nigga
What's wrong with you
I'm about to look him up.
How many points is he average?
That's a fucking idiot.
I got to look this up.
I got to look this up, man.
I can't believe it.
It's me knowing all the sports team.
He does.
He knows a lot of teams,
generally, honestly.
He talks a lot of the phone.
Yeah, I've never seen this player before in my life.
Let me see him,
is he in like, who?
Nicky, your sisters get popped.
You can tell a sister part.
Cute.
Yeah, his sister's cute.
Yeah, his sister's up.
She are.
Niggas is fucking your sister.
Oh, you know.
Let me see the sister, is.
Anyway.
Thoughts of praise.
What else is important, unimportant?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
Is it too early for us to do our TV thing?
To do our TV thing?
Are you going to talk Emmys?
No, I'm talking about...
Master Joe, is we allowed to talk about Canaan and Love Island?
Love Island and Canaan.
Oh, I thought you wanted to fucking give praise to us out of Shakur.
Why would we not want to do that?
I always want to do that.
Of course.
Every day all day.
We all political prisoners, rest in peace, society.
Free them all.
He announced her death in tears, and these niggas still playing around.
They're cruel people.
I mean, I'm full of .
I'll tell you that.
Shut up.
Yo, bro, what's wrong with you?
You should beat that.
You should beat that.
You know, that's crazy, yo.
This nigga.
This nigga is crazy, yo.
I'm more worried about the feedback.
You're a psycho.
It's out anyway.
We ain't keeping it.
It's out.
That's crazy.
All right.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
You want, give you on TV shit.
Where should we start?
So, first of all, I didn't know that this was a space
where we could talk about the power universe.
Don't be afraid.
You're okay?
I'm trying to be brave.
Listen, you'll move your hand.
Please, just for a second.
Let me make sure I move my microphone.
Wouldn't want to step on any of this.
I'm going to let ICE take the...
You know, Ice, you take the leave.
I love who you do that, yo.
You try to say some shit, throw it to me.
Anyway, what we were talking about,
but y'all didn't see the current episode yet.
I just came in and told the fellas,
I said, I'm ready for it to be over.
I'm ready.
You're not enjoying the series?
Not like I thought I was.
The final season.
The final season.
I think they're trying to rush to do it.
I think because they announced that it's the last.
That's why y'all get stepped.
Wait.
Wait.
More than that.
I told you when I fall for this shit.
Exactly.
So, anyway, yes.
Go watch Power if you like it.
If you don't, skip it.
God bless.
I haven't watched Canaan this season
and won't
So
In all seriousness
You better get back over here
Put his cane in from you big
The power franchise
I actually think
It is a story
How business can fuck up the art a little bit
Because the first season of power
First series of power
The original
I thought it was amazing until it wasn't
And then it was like
All right let's branch this thing out
And I've watched all of them
To me force was the worst one
It was just horrible
It was, it's not better to-
It's just in the last-
It's over.
Yeah.
Series finale, over.
Yeah,
because now they're about to do legacy.
Thank God.
Yeah, but that was like bad acting,
bad story line.
It was just bad.
This white dude in the most noticeable car
in the history of the world
drives to Chicago from New York
and take over.
Killing niggas broad day.
The whole way.
Yeah.
Killing's Broadway.
It just didn't make sense to me.
I actually liked the ghost series.
And,
but the K-N-Series series to me
was always the best one.
It was.
It was.
It had the best acting, the best storyline, the most complex characters.
I actually like it.
And so far, I'm a little bit behind you.
I haven't seen the most recent episode.
I've only seen the first four, not the fifth.
But I thought it was pretty amazing.
I'm waiting to see what's going to actually flip Jukes switch.
Yes.
Like, I thought it was going to be the death of Uncle Lou.
Yeah.
And it wasn't.
I mean, even though she caught a body, so I'm thinking maybe it's that.
It was.
She still got some humanity in her.
She does.
And I'm trying to see what's going to be the.
thing that actually flipped that switch.
Because the thing is...
Because Duke we see grown in the original power is a monster.
It's a fucking monster.
And that's the part that makes the show interesting to me is we know how these people turn out.
So now we're trying to see how we get from there.
How do you meet Tommy and goes?
When does Juke makes the turn?
You know, et cetera.
You know, how does Canaan become Canaan, which we're starting to see?
We see that.
And that kid still does a great job to me of playing.
He does a good job.
A play kind of pre-50 cents.
I think it's a great series.
I'm back from the bathroom.
Thanks,
I think it's
Don't interrupt Canaan for that though
I think it's a great series and I'm not ready for it to end
because it's the only one that's good left to me
What episode are they on?
Five five.
How many episodes?
And that's the bad part.
They're flying through because this is the series finale.
It's over.
Right?
So this is how they introduce Canaan.
50 cent played Canaan in an original power.
I think they, I think they flying through the
closing that.
Like they got to kill mad niggas now to move forward.
And I think so.
That's why I can be doing that.
And that's the money that play in the art part that I was talking about.
Fuck him.
That's the money that plays the art part to me.
It's like clearly the business is changing how the storyline is going, how fast it's moving.
You know, 50's relationship to it.
Or Courtney's relationship to it in terms of the script writing.
It's just not as good.
Now, what about Love Island?
Because I still haven't jumped in on that.
Yeah, he's geared.
We get geared.
Love Island is about to.
And soon, Bernardi is winning.
By the time, by the time it's air.
It ended for me when Torben left.
Corbin.
Corbin.
I mean.
Yeah.
Him too.
When Corbyn left.
Big fan over there.
Yeah, it's over.
It's over.
Pretty much.
Brenadie's got it.
It's easy.
It's over.
Let me ask.
What is the premise for how love out?
What is it that keeps y'all so attached to?
It's such a thing.
It's just a thing.
It's just good trash TV.
It's just good trashy.
It's something.
Honestly, it's something if you, in a relationship, it's something that you all watch together and we'll
fucking.
Some couple shit?
Yeah, some couple shit.
It's fine.
I'm maggots.
That one too, works.
Yeah.
But you got to believe maggots.
Yes.
Bottom Peters.
What is happening?
I don't know.
Do they fuck?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I hear it's a lot of kissing.
Not my thing, but I'm, I...
You know what you're kissing?
What kissing's that you think?
I love the kiss.
Oh, you just don't watch.
I used to watch that Brazilian porn where they just kiss and spit the whole time.
Remember that?
No.
I used to hurt one up there.
I went through a world weird
Brazilian porn face parks
That's what's up
Oh my God
In Brazil
What they do is they spread their cheeks
All right so I'm gonna check out Love Island
Yo every Wednesday
I have a physical show
Wednesdays a day
So what happens is
A Brazilian thick shouldered bitch
You come in the room right
And it'd be this tiny little girl
Right little beast thing titty
She's all tiny
She's laying there like
Looking like she waiting
You're like what did she wait for
Brazilian bitch come in
sweatsuit
regular shit take the pants off right
squirts her head sheets like this
lean on this bitch face
she does that 10 minute straight
I used to love that and you said you still
broke one out to that shit all right
that's too
okay
some recoil
nah
she was doing that shit
shout out to my doctor
my doctor getting lit right now
somewhere in the aisle and Dior
You know, make sure y'all check out Love Island and Canaan on the night of day air.
Y'all mention it.
Oh, wait, hold on.
I want to do a TV review.
Can I, can I jump in?
Go ahead, girl.
Only if it's a documentary.
I want to jump in TV review.
Yo, I'm a little late to the party.
Pelagamous.
But Cape Fear, I'm not watching polygamous.
The African niggas is crazy.
I start with a kid fear.
Hey, yo, Cape Fear.
Hey, I got good news and bad news about Cape Fear.
The good news is Cape Fear is fucking great.
It's even, it got even better once I realized that the lead bad guy was not Nicholas Cage.
Oh, shit.
That's Harvey Err Bordheim.
Yeah.
He's dope.
No, he's him from, no country for old men.
And even when I learned that, I still think that him and Nicholas Cage kind of resumed.
in book each other a little bit.
It's weird.
We don't all look the same.
They look like you.
So,
so wrong.
So Cape Fear,
I should have known that
what Nicholas Cage
because this nigga's in good shape.
He was killing the acting
and I remember the Nicholas Cage
that fell off for a little bit.
But anyway,
long story less long.
So Cape Fear is really good.
However,
he ain't sliding nothing.
I saw Kate Fear.
That's the problem.
The original.
The second one.
The second one.
The original.
There was one in 60.
I'm talking about the one from 92.
The one we lost.
Oh, actually,
I saw both of them.
I did see both of them.
I never seen the old old.
I saw both of them.
The 50s and 60s?
Yeah, my mom used to make me watch fucking shit from the 60s.
The Robert De Niro one was the great.
Yo, this nigger in the new Cape Fear, I'm on episode six, he has yet to slide a thing.
He's innocent, really.
He hadn't done nothing.
So how's it fine?
That's interesting to it.
No, because, I mean, I only saw episode one.
It's fire.
It's weird and fire.
There's shit happening.
It's mad shit happening.
But not to give it away, it's always these little weird white kids.
It's usually the kids.
In all of the new shows, in all of the new fire show, whatever's going wrong, it's these little weird white kid.
This nigger ain't did nothing but be a help to the community.
This nigga is.
He's a little creepy.
Very creepy.
But he ain't, just check it out.
See what I'm saying.
Also, last but.
Certainly night lease would never be the fucking lease.
Yeah, I bought nine tickets to Odyssey.
Yep.
Nine.
I bought them.
Yep.
Yep, because get away from me when the Odyssey is out.
No, man, shit.
Next Thursday.
Oh, it's happening.
Thursday.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm out.
Odyssey.
I'm about tickets too.
Now I got to take a nap because I bought fucking 10.30 p.m. tickets and that shit is a three-hour.
You bugging the fuck out.
Oh, you bug the fuck out.
Well, I'm busy at the other time.
I get it.
I'm just said to go see that.
Well, it was sold out.
the rest of the time.
Oh, okay.
So, I'm only bringing it up to say,
if you're trying to see Odyssey,
you should buy your tickets,
and I'll try not to spoil it next Friday.
I mean, you can't spoil Odyssey, really.
Shit.
It's a fucking 3,000-year-old story or some shit.
Y'all, I got a show.
I got a show that I do watch one show, guys.
I want to talk about the show every week, too.
Well, that's out.
It's called Love After Lockup.
It's not bread.
Oh, God.
Parks, fuck off.
No, I love it
This thing of face
I'm not
I'm not
I won't
Go ahead
I'm doing the legs
Cross off a behind the back
With ease
See widows bay
Clean up in the nominations
For Emmys
See you
Widows Bay
Yeah
19 19 nominations
I still ain't finish it
Oh it
Oh it's fine
No
Everybody keep saying
I was crazy
I got like too
That shit
That shit's good
I still didn't
I still didn't finish
The Idrisel but shit
from the train.
That shit is good.
That was also good too.
I did finish your.
I will find you.
I will finish that one.
I will find you was good.
It was solid.
It was solid.
It was good.
The end fucked it up.
The end fucked it up.
It was good up until the end.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I thought it was solid.
Really?
I liked it.
Yeah.
The best, I don't have a super deep dive
on the Emmy nominations,
but I did see our show Subway Takes is nominated.
I think that's super fired.
I love that.
That is super fired.
I love that.
I love that show.
I love the takes.
It's a great idea.
I'm glad congratulations to Subway Takes.
Yeah.
Subway takes is fire.
I love so.
I'm on this new shit on Instagram
where it's a nigga just walking up
to people that look like they can't read
and asking them to read these cards.
It's not funny, bro.
You know how that started, right?
It's not funny, my nigger.
You see the other one?
They're asking niggas to read just regular words
that's written in cursive?
Oh, that's tricky, though.
That's fair.
No, regular.
Oh, that's the other shit.
Oh, the other shit.
They got money.
It's a picture.
It's like a $5 a bill, a $2, $1 bills, maybe three quarters, four pennies.
How much money is this?
And they like, damn, fuck.
They just interviewed this.
First of all, I want everybody to know that these people are doing this at bars after they let out.
People are drunk.
I refuse to believe my fellow Americans are that lacking in the education department.
I will say that a little boy went viral in Philadelphia doing it from a charter school.
I want to say no names.
And the school reached out.
Like that boy, they was going to spell that boy.
That's how bad, because you know they got the name.
The whole charter school name is in the picture.
And these niggas not clearing eighth grade, ninth grade words.
The literacy problem in this country is no laughing motherfucking matter.
This fast-sex shit.
Unless you see him reading.
True.
Before, I was the bitch, the nigga that got picked.
I watched.
That shit is crazy.
They walked up to this white lady, right?
I'm a kid.
I'm funny.
And I should tell her.
She was cocky.
She was cocky.
And he was like, yo, the dude was talking to her, asking her question.
So it was like, who's your favorite rapper?
She was like, Lil Wayne.
Why is Lil Wayne your favorite rapper?
Because he paid for these tithies.
Oh, yep, I remember her.
Right, is what she said.
So then he was like, oh, I didn't know that.
And she's like, oh, you think I'm white?
I ain't white.
I'm Latin American.
White is she for us.
So then he said, cool.
He said, yo, give us some advice for the world.
She said, stay in school, learn how.
to read.
Ball right there at the room.
He said, oh yeah, well, read this.
And she, I don't even think she got
outside of the and or something,
she didn't get one word.
So she was just speaking from experience.
She should have stayed in the school.
Yeah, that's good at us.
Because she was, oh, my favorite three people
in the world, Louis Wayne, MacMaine,
and somebody else from Cashmore.
That's a good, but it was, oh, bourbon.
But, yo, she couldn't read at all.
So the cockiness and a bunch of these pretty women
that can't really read is.
Crazy dog.
This is why they get to putting your ass in the pit, like in the comments.
Wow.
Because how the fuck do we get the pretty women in confidence?
We're talking about people that can't read, babe.
I love you.
I love you, babe.
I'm trying to get you out of fire.
Do you think the pretty women have a more difficult time reading than other people?
No.
Don't be trying to.
March stop.
No, I wanted you to just say no, because that was the implication.
No, I said no, not at all.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I know some beautiful genius.
If you're pretty enough, we ain't never going to read.
And that's what I was going to, but I didn't want to open up the conversation.
Hey, what the fuck these things are to talk about?
Hey, how would I, all right, here's a trick question for you two, academia nights.
If she's pretty.
Academia nights, y'all will let them get off with that.
We know, we know what.
If she's pretty, when do we get to the reading bar?
Texts.
Menues.
No, pretty bitch can read a text.
Menues.
Now, if she gets to the rest of the writing.
Hey, y'all stop playing.
Back in the internet, dating days.
Back in the internet dating days, like, back,
MySpace and all that,
Doug, I was judging motherfuckers that couldn't spell.
Off their grammar.
I was, I guess.
Today, I can't spell.
Guys.
I don't talk to them.
I'm talking about back in MySpace,
black planet and all that,
you would have to engage.
AOL Messenger, Yahoo Messenger.
You had to engage.
And motherfuckers could not spell.
But that's back when people could spell.
They couldn't.
No, they couldn't.
Today, nobody could read it, right?
And that's a thing, y'all.
They say you're not.
Instead of.
Especially when you talk about, you know, they had these conversations about their kids being dumb.
Those kids do come off a little dumber than we were.
And we did learn different things.
We had to learn how to type.
We had to learn how to write cursive in print, right?
Tell time.
We had to learn how to tell time.
It wasn't no digital shit.
You know, we came up in times where sometimes they would take that Texas instrument.
You couldn't even have your fucking calculator.
Stodian.
Them niggas are growing up in school with an iPhone in their pocket.
Think about it.
If you were in fourth grade,
would you try to figure it out
when you go to your iPhone?
Alexa.
They're fucking dumb.
And this is the thing, right?
Don't nobody know more
that the kids is dumb
but the parents.
You know which one of the motherfuckers
they're going to be living in the basement longer?
Some of them niggas gonna need a little extra help.
Some of them niggas gonna be doing shit
around that house till 35 and you know it.
You know which one of your children are dumb.
I do.
I'd say the name now,
but the motherfucker might see this.
Dumb is a bag of bricks
since I met the motherfucker.
I think y'all being too hard on people.
I'm not.
That's bullshit.
You don't, I can't say my own child, dumb.
dumb even if they went to that stranger
gangbanger house to
for the fuck
my kids are smart
I don't care
super smart I don't care
listen short firm text
all that short shit
shortening words whatever
it's the only thing I want to say you know what it made me think of
you know how we're always on the internet
all together talking and his captions
and you know and for the most part
people sometimes feel
to me like they're purposely
misunderstanding what this post means and with the
caption means, right?
But they're not.
They really don't get it.
Comprehension ain't there, and these motherfuckers
don't understand what's really going on.
That's what it really did for me.
Like, oh, everybody's not being sarcastic.
These people are stupid.
Can I just, I mean, just offer one slightly different take.
No.
Okay.
In the 1980s, there was a book called The Closing in the American Mind.
It was written by Bloom.
There was also some book why I got him, E.D. Hirsch.
Anyway, they were complaining about the fact that this generation of Americans in 1980s didn't know enough, didn't share the same information anymore, wasn't as literate, didn't read as well.
When you go back to the 50s, you see the same conversation.
In the 20s, you hear the same.
I think every generation has this moment, like this intellectual panic about, like, oh, my God, this generation don't know shit.
And I think it's just how we come to know shit is different.
This generation reads and writes more than any generation we've ever seen before.
Just based on text messages, just based on screens.
We used to read left and right and they read up and down.
But literacy is different now, but they still read a lot and they know a lot.
And I think misspelling words is a sign of something.
I'm not pretending that it's not.
It's certainly a sign of culture.
It's a sign of class.
It's a sign of what kind of school you got.
But it's not a sign of intelligence.
Especially when, because most of the shit that we misspelled in this language is shit that shouldn't be spelled that way.
Right.
So I don't be thinking.
I try not to think about people as dumb.
Oh, yeah.
They dumb.
You're dumb and shit
Like you be talking the niggas
And you can see it
Like ain't nothing behind them eyes
You know what I noticed too
But that ain't why they though
You know what I noticed too y'all
You ever meet the motherfucker
They always super sarcastic
Always got some slick shit to say
I hate those people
Them the dumbest things you're gonna meet
Bro they just
They tag me and you
They had a little boy in Newark
It wasn't funny
They had them in the bodega in North
Oh Lord
And they started asking them
Yo what state do you live in?
Oh that was bad
He didn't know
Oh them new
Them little Newark
He said
Oh, they do bad.
Yo, after a while, they start pressing them.
Like, yo, I'm telling you, it was some gang shit.
He was like, yo, I'm a D.P.
You if you don't know the answers, right?
Oh.
That means discipline.
That means discipline in the gang calls.
So, bro, they asked him, yo, what county are you in?
What city are you?
He's like, nook, nigga, stop playing.
Like, he was aggressive with the Newark, right?
They said, what state?
He like, you stupid motherfucker of the United States.
He didn't know.
Yes, bro, he didn't know.
He was like 15, 16 years old.
He's inside New Jersey.
New Jersey inside United States.
He did not get that.
And he had to be 15, 16.
And it's like at a point he's frustrated because he does not know what the fuck is saying that.
So he's laughing it off, but he's like, yo, get away from me.
Bro, that's scary.
It wasn't funny.
It wasn't funny.
A niggas, I'm assuming born and raised in the area and you don't know that that city's in that state.
I don't, I'm sorry.
County, city, state, all of that, yes.
Even though with all our ignorance, 90s kids and everybody, parents won't crack and all that,
nah.
We knew the states and shit.
Like, for wrong, bro.
I'm chill.
The fuck.
That was my shit right there.
The remix.
Well,
that's ain't the remix you think.
Yeah, we can't put no damn,
you ain't allowed to say for a kiddie.
Yeah.
I really want to talk about Michael Jackson, but I won't.
Oh, y'all like we talk about these young people,
these fucked up young people's circumstances.
Our boy, Mom Dhani's fixing it.
Did you see that?
100,000 new jobs created for youth.
in New York he just announced yesterday.
That's what's up.
Why don't think he's so much hate, Mark?
I don't know.
Because he's Muslim.
I think so.
And because he's handsome and tall.
He's handsome.
He's handsome.
Good at his job.
Is he tall?
How tall is he?
I mean, you're talking to me.
He's taller than most politicians.
But how tall is he?
Do you know?
He's taller than me.
I would say like maybe six feet.
You can say he's taller than me.
No, first that you're talking to me
mean, I was making a self-deprecating
and joke about my height.
But I'm saying he's about six feet.
Okay.
I mean, a lot of these politicians
be like five, seven.
Why do you not like him?
I don't know like
He's probably my championship, he's happy.
I just don't get it sometimes.
I'm curious.
I think you got me mistaken.
Why do New Yorkers not like him?
I don't know.
I'm not one of those.
You're not from New York?
A lot of New Yorkers do like him to be clear.
I'm finding this growing up.
All jokes aside, when he gets the hate that he does get
from people from the city, what is it about?
It's usually not people from the city.
He won an overwhelming majority in the city.
And his people just won an overwhelming majority in the city.
I think it's outside of New York.
Outside of New York City.
People that don't have no business comment on his fucking policies.
Yeah.
Care about him.
And you know what I've been noticing?
Thank you for answering that parks.
Yes.
I've been noticing people saying shit like hashtag my mayor and they'll be from Wisconsin.
Just liking the stuff he do.
People were really impressed by him giving out those guards for the fire hydrant.
And the same people, the way people are.
What kind of guards?
The same shit we had.
You put them splash drawn so you could direct the water.
Oh, I thought you meant to stop us from playing in the water.
That's like, I was about to be soft.
What I saw prayerfully is not AI.
It's like I have.
hate the thought of we reporting or talking about something
that didn't happen. But he's saying it's hot
enjoy the fire hydrant. Here to
that's the motherfucker mayor right there. That's a
mayor. It's the hottest day.
We're telling you to have your air conditioner on
74. Seventy-eight.
And now I'm saying Guaasat, I'm playing a fucking fire.
I just respect that, but whatever.
Can you imagine a politician that cared about the people
with that be crazy?
Novel idea.
Norfilly in here, my boy,
what's up, nigga? We took this shit
over, Jersey, niggas. Fuck out of here.
What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? What else?
Mark, this way I thought you was going to go with the fucked up young people's stances.
Have you changed your stance on some of the facts around and Nolan stuff that have come out?
You see Benjamin Klump saying that when the phone...
I always say clump, I'm sorry.
Crump saying that when the phone was returned, messages were deleted, more videos of some of the arguments that may or may not have taken place between him and his friends.
Like, do you still stand, do you still have your same opinion on it?
I mean, that's consistent with my opinion, right?
As more stuff comes out, let's report it.
I didn't want to jump to conclusions until we had more information.
I didn't want to just speculate.
But if your kid dies, you have every right to investigate.
And when your kid, when stories stop adding up, you should be looking for more stuff.
What I was saying was the moment the kid went missing,
and they found it was a black kid with a group of white people,
people started speculating what happened.
And I was just thinking as a parent, I wouldn't want,
to have to entertain all these
sort of theories that were unfounded about
the worst thing that could have happened if that didn't happen.
But we're hearing more information. I say keep investigating
for sure, and I'm glad they are, and I'm glad
Ben Crump is on it, I'm glad
the investigators are on it. In fact, when I heard
one of the kids' moms
was a judge, and I heard
her statement. That's a fact.
She is a judge. Yeah, she put a statement out.
And she's the stepmom. I'm sorry, when I heard
her, when I heard that she was a judge and then heard
her statement,
I mean, she said all the right things, but it was almost two,
Perfect.
All the right thing.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, she is a judge.
Yeah, but it just felt like
somebody who's trying to handle something.
And again, we've seen this.
We've seen Your Honor, the show.
Yeah.
Like, we've seen a lot of this in
entertainment culture.
We've seen the fucking Murdox in South Carolina,
which is the same exact story.
Yeah.
Actually, where the white boy go out there on the boat,
somebody come back missing,
and the parents do all this.
Powerful connected.
It was the black lady that went to her
the girls night with her all my white friends.
Yeah.
And then the lady ended up passed away in the backyard somewhere and don't nobody know what happened.
Like what?
Guys.
No, I mentioned the show when I said that because we've seen it where they actually showed how the powerful connected motherfuckers pulled strings to kind of explain the shit that's unexplainable in these current situations.
Yeah.
That makes me, I hate this story.
I hate it.
And I totally can imagine Mark saying that because everybody immediately, he's dead.
They did something to them.
But black people are weary at this point.
I don't aspire to live in a white neighborhood or have a job in this way.
But unfortunately, in a lot of our situations, the best schools happen to be white ones
and the best neighborhoods happen to be white ones.
We're at a point right now where my kids ain't allowed to hang with white kids.
Like, you literally can't hang with these white kids.
Really?
I promise you.
And this is the thing.
White men are dangerous.
white people are dangerous,
when you are the only black friend
out of the friend group,
you almost always are going to be the one.
When the police come,
you're the one going to catch the charge.
When the holes come around,
we got to make somebody look stupid
so we can get fucked or look cool,
you're going to be the fucking big.
You cannot be the only black one.
So the fact that you can't be the only black one
as in the Del, how the fuck can you be
the only black one as a 13-year-old?
My son has white friends.
I'm already trying to figure out
how to explain to him that
y'all can hang at school
y'all can do an after-school thing
y'all can go to the mall
you can't go to their houses and you can't spend
a night you can't
it's too fucking dangerous I need you to make it home
to me I need to bury you and you
not bury me period I am not
one of them moms that you know
want you to make the best decisions
I want you to make it the fuck home
my child knows how to operate a weapon
my child is in some type of situation with a police
officer my child sees this cop
reaching he decides to take this cop's life
away or whatever happens
I am going to see my child
for 15 to 20 to 30
It's going to be a great bid
The best bid you can have in that prison
It's what my son going to have
But all that go on the court
So we can fake march
And then he get a paid vacation
And switch to another county
Can't be a part of that
Like I need you to make it home
And don't let nobody take your life from you
You can't let your children
Hang with the white children
It's dangerous
It's a death sentence
They're fucking dangerous
They sold the scam around 9-11
The terrorists look like Muslims
It was alive
the number one domestic terrorist
the number one domestic
what is the word I'm looking for?
Terror threat. Terrorist.
The number one domestic terrorist
in the country of the United States
has always been and always will be
a white man.
You know what's worse? A pack of them.
You know what's worse? A pack with Jack Daniels.
They're fucking dangerous. Look at the numbers.
It's not an opinion thing.
It's too fucking dangerous for your fucking son
to go on a fishing trip with his white homies on the lake
because they'll come home and say,
we don't know what the fuck happened to him.
And nobody in the group,
says, well, come on, we grew up with Jerome.
They don't give a fuck when they come down to it
because they were raised that way.
And, well said, Mona,
and if you are an advertiser
and won't your product
talked about right here?
Just imagine.
You know, just imagine
we can have the amazing Demona
do that and then whatever your shit is.
Just cut it out.
Ladies, potato chips.
Hines' ketchup.
All those are.
Y'all.
Is that wrong to say?
Like, cut it out.
No way ain't cut it out.
Nick, I stand with you.
This the thing, though.
I am so serious.
I got two sons.
Oh, she's doubling down.
Holy shit.
I'm dead serious.
No, we're going to understand.
I'm dead serious.
I grew up in the time, no.
I grew up in the time in the 90s,
they told you don't get the kids' guns.
My peers, eight, nine-year-olds,
they couldn't even get a water gun for Christmas
on their birthday, right?
Because the police will murder you
with the toy gun thinking it's real,
Tommy or Rice or that gun is teaching them gun violence and teaching them how to play with guns.
We don't want the kids playing with guns. It was wrong. In my opinion, your child should,
if you're a gun over your child should know how to put the gun, load the gun, put the safety on it,
put it away. You hide it. It don't do nothing to make the motherfuckers want to go play with it.
Why is this 14-year-old not supposed to know how to load a gun, a house and truth are come?
I'm frying chicken. My son bust his ass coming through the window. Why is that a wrong thing?
They kids hunting. Them kids shotguns. Doe! Taking out dears and shit.
Scopes. But we all sitting here praying, trying to.
to be violent and doing the fucking neney
when people get killed, get murdered, I'm
off that. I have children, I have
sons, I'm afraid that they're going to
die. So this is where you get. A lot of women
feel like me. A lot of women.
That's real shit. That's just women. That's real shit.
A lot of parents. If you fight back,
you go to jail. If not you die,
we got two options. Carmelo Anthony.
Frim, you want to die or you're going to go to jail?
What you want to do? Fuck that.
Nigger.
All right, you may have tried
Doritos, but have you tried
The brand.
Have you tried?
We don't want some mom and pop potato chips.
Johnny and caffeine.
Russell and Chanis.
Yo, I want to be down with Mark, but sometimes when the Philly crew get on this shit,
I just see the money flying away.
How do you juggle with that, Mark?
Like, standing up for stuff and actually making a living?
I choose wrong a lot.
Yeah.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
I respect that, nigga.
I mean, we met, they probably meet some.
See, that's why I choose, right, because all you get when you do what Mark do is, you know, you real.
Why?
I respect, I respect you what you deserve.
I mean, you know, anyway.
He don't pay this rent.
You know, you got to pick your spots, too.
I mean, I think some of it for me is about being keeping consistency, moral consistency, but you also, it's just, I give you a perfect example.
It's off the topic, but on the topic.
fight for people. I believe everybody
should not be executed by the state.
I don't believe in a death penalty.
But I can't, but there's people in death row who I would
advocate for more aggressively than others.
Not because I don't believe that the dude that killed
seven people shouldn't be killed, but because
that ain't really the one to leave.
So even in your activism, sometimes you have to be
strategic to win the public approval to get
the public consent.
Now, I'm never going to go on march for someone to be killed
because that's against my principle. But
I'm not going to march for everybody, not because it's
wrong.
because it's unprincipled but because it's not tactical.
So trying to walk that tightrope sometimes is difficult.
On this particular point, and I know we want to close this out
because I know little Joe's excited about it.
When I think about myself as a parent, holy shit.
Joe, go ahead more.
I don't ever want my kid to be the only one of a group
because of what it has historically meant for black people.
You know what I mean?
Like being the only white guy in a group of black people,
people is different than being the only black person
for the white people.
Especially if you grow up in a,
I'm talking about, particularly like in private schools,
independent schools, a lot of the places we end up
because of all the stuff we try to do
to make our lives different.
And so I worry about their safety.
I also worry about their self-esteem.
I worry about their psychology.
I'm thinking like raising a black girl
in a predominantly white school.
She used to say the black boys,
I mean, the white boys like white girls
and the black boys like white girls.
You know, when you start thinking about your hair,
when you start thinking about,
that's the kind of stuff I think about.
And that's the kind of stuff I worry about.
The biggest danger we've seen in this country, yes, has been from white men.
But I wouldn't disqualify my kids from hanging with white people for that reason.
But I would just be mindful of them being the only one because of that other stuff.
But like having white friends.
And I don't want my kids hanging in no white house overnight, black, white, red, yellow.
That's just something I don't do.
That's not because they're white.
It's just because they're not mine.
Yeah, spend the night is just a necessary.
I just don't feel safe for my kids, period.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
But so I don't say it quite the same way.
But I do worry about those dangers.
You know what I mean?
But I also grew up in places where I had lots of white friends and it worked out just fine.
And I just want to say the other thing is you also want your children to know who they are.
Like what?
All right.
Take it out.
Take it.
Nah, fuck that.
Nah, we got to stay up.
At what point do you all get to fun stuff?
I got it.
I'm asking.
We've had fun.
We've had fun.
Can we get back to fun?
All right.
Do you mind or am I like the bad guy again?
No, no.
You're the bad guy in Tom Brown.
Rich nigger.
You don't know what to feel like I'm.
outside touch grass, rich ass nigger.
Jesus, man. Now back to struggle.
What you say?
877-393-4.
I just start throwing hands out there.
Hey man, shout out the Black Sam.
Shout out the Black Sam.
The news came out that when Nipsey passed,
his estate was worth around $2 million.
And Nipsey's daughter's mom was, they were in a fight
because she wanted everything as the month.
mother of the oldest child to go straight to her.
And they were in a fight for a long time.
And Black Sam came out and recently said that's been taking care of.
The estate is now worth close to $12 million.
And he was able to give it to both of Nipsey's children,
as well as they have like 50% ownership.
And it will.
They recently said didn't have a will either.
So just I want to shout to Sam out.
It was take off.
Mom and dad.
His parents are fighting over as well.
Take off father that did not raise him coming and want.
And it and don't care.
He still, I deserve that.
I love Black Sam.
Like, I'm a huge.
Wait, hold up for a second.
That's bad.
What?
Is it bad that the nigga that didn't help you raise your child
comes back around after he's murdered
and then says, I want half of this estate.
And then when you say, well, nigga, you forgot that time we argued.
He said, you just going to go get cigarettes.
And you never came back.
And he was seven.
Like that.
He like, duh.
that niggins still come from my boss
nigga, I gave me my bread.
Everything is bad.
If there's not a will
and there is nothing
to differentiate
between who's who and what's what,
is that dad
not supposed to come and do that.
In reality,
I totally get it.
It's wrong.
I'm not saying.
What are you?
What are you? I've heard enough of you and Mark.
Please.
What's y'all think, Newark,
account?
My morals wouldn't
allow me.
me to ask for shit. If I know I didn't do nothing toward this boy's progress, whether mentally,
physically, emotionally, financially, if I just was absentee in all facets of life, I don't think
that I'm entitled to shit. But I'm also the nigger that I'd be like, yo, when you break
up with your girl, the man supposed to leave him empty hand. That's my stance, but legal is legal.
So the law states that your parents go and get your shit. I think it's also tricky.
where there's some great area of like what if he did contribute in some type of way but maybe wasn't the best dad but was still
yeah but that's it like hypothetical to you had if you weren't around if you were dead beat dad wasn't around at all
then i'm saying no you shouldn't do something if you contribute it that's different you said you shouldn't
get something or you shouldn't try to get it you shouldn't even try to get it i'm not making a legal yeah
no but i should you know you're the exact opposite of a dead beat dad i'm not saying me i'm just saying y'all
got people fucked up though yeah i don't have people fucked up though okay but that's you just you
just you should you're question is fucked up
Not his question this.
Should is a normative question.
Should is, is this the right thing to do?
I'm saying, no, it's not the right thing to do.
Will he do it?
Yes.
Will a fuck the person do that?
I find out, and I'm not, I can't put me in this because you're right.
I can't be a dead beat day.
I'm sorry.
But if a dead meet dad, find out that, hey, a child you had was worth X amount of money
and you might be entitled to some of that because he didn't have children,
didn't have a will or set of a cell.
Niggas are.
Niggas is going to go get it.
And because you are legal.
You know, we're all saying the same thing, right?
We honestly, the niggas are going to pop up.
Mark, Mark, let me finish.
Mark, let me finish.
And because of that is the law, I don't see anything wrong with him trying to get that.
Come on.
Now you're going too far.
You do see something wrong with it.
I see something wrong with you not being there for your child.
But nothing wrong with going to get the money after he's dead.
That you're entitled to, no.
Even though you didn't help him.
That you are legally entitled to.
I don't either.
You're legally entitled to the money.
Really?
I don't either.
Tell me why?
For the same reason that he's saying.
I wouldn't do it.
Yeah, I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't.
Tell me why you wouldn't do it.
Stop it more.
No, no, no, no.
I think what I said to it.
You wouldn't do it because you think it's wrong.
I'm saying I think it's wrong too.
No, let me ask you this.
We're saying the same thing.
If you was fucked up, would you do it?
I can't see a world where I would do that fucked up or not.
Me.
I'm trying to have this conversation.
Objectively.
Without me.
Yeah, yeah, objectively.
And if I'm doing that,
seven out of ten people, eight out of ten people are doing exactly what we say.
I've seen it too many times when people pay.
for much less.
Yes.
So now you find out that the family member
that wasn't there.
The kid that you wasn't checking for,
you didn't raise,
you wasn't around for,
you got word that he died.
You might not even give a far.
I don't know.
And I'm not putting that on take off that.
I'm just in a hypothetical now.
But you learn that that kid
was worth $15,
$20 million.
And there's no will or no letter
or no legal binding
anything that says I'm not
then something that's mine.
I'm coming to get it.
I'm coming to get it.
Okay.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm not.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
I would be dead in the first place.
Especially.
But it's like you're not embarrassing, no shame.
And especially if I'm fucked up, I'm definitely going to get it.
They're going to get it.
They're going to be no shame at all.
I totally get, listen.
And you'll sleep on just how much these deadbeat niggas don't feel shame.
And that's the thing.
I think that's the part of the talk getting.
We get that.
You've been a dead beat dad is a total character for a show type of nigger you are.
At this point, I know men that won't hang with me.
men that are dead be dads because it's a whole bunch of other areas in your friendship that
it's going to shine the type of person this person is right so of course the person that's a
horrible person is going to do some slimy shit like come collect half of money that they have
nothing if you're willing to abandon your kids you're willing to come and collect the check
yeah how's that slimy though because you abandon your child and so you would have slimy it was
slimy before the kid died yeah you abandon your child it's the first slimy thing the second slimy thing
is you're coming back to take money knowing damn well.
The person you did this with is about to say,
nigga, no, you don't even care about all that part.
I'm going to just do it anyway.
Like I'm going to, fuck what, that's, I don't even,
this is stupid.
Could you have made the kid without me?
No.
No.
Oh, I'm coming to get it.
I'm coming to get it.
Thanks for the scene.
Well, then I don't understand.
Tell me why you wouldn't do it then.
Because why you keep trying to, I'm getting confused.
Because you said you wouldn't do it.
Because you're establishing a value of, you're saying you wouldn't do it.
And there's a reason for it.
Yet you're saying if you were these other people, you would.
So I'm asking you to explain the distinction.
I wouldn't do it because that's not how my train of thought runs.
However, I understand why eight out of ten people do it.
What's confusing about that?
I didn't say I was confused.
I'm saying I was actually to explain it because I understand the thought process
and I understand the feelings involved.
I understand the financial impact.
I understand too many things that have to do with why eight out of ten.
10 people would do that.
I have no problem being one of the two that wouldn't.
Right.
And what I was saying is when you initially started with the question of should you, what I'm saying is I think we all agree.
Then I'm worried everyone.
It shouldn't be a should you because in a room full of us, I don't expect nobody to say.
Then my point.
It shouldn't be a should you think.
Because that was my point.
My point is I think we all agree you shouldn't, but that some people would.
And I think the fact that eight out of people, eight.
My question I guess was, do y'all think that he's wrong for doing it?
Yes.
And y'all say yes.
I'm saying yes.
And I think that the fact that eight out of 10 people do it,
eight out of
ten is pulled out of my ass
That's not real
But let's say it's real
No no I think
I think this
I mean we can look up stat
I don't think it's far off
I don't think it's far off
I think it might be nine out of ten
If you're a dead beat dad
I think maybe 95%
Of dead beat dads
We go back and get the money
You know what I mean
Just because again
I think being dead beat dad
is a character thing
But I also think
If your kid
End up in the slums
And fucked up
And it ends up making art
And music
And creates a whole career
And a legendary career
Speaking about that
that misery that he, that he, that he grew up out of.
Oh, then I'm really coming to get some of that money.
And then you say, well, you know what?
Wait, what?
You're gonna be like, you wouldn't.
You rapping about these circumstances that I created?
I'm your motivation.
You're a fool, brother.
You're a fool, brother.
You might be in a live-ass lawyer instead of a dead-ass rapper, right?
And so because you're dead and a rapper, I get the money.
That's the problem, right?
To me, it just becomes an ethical thing.
I don't think it's ethical.
It's not even ethical.
it really ain't ethical people
I get my morals
bro we
and it just said
No you know what happens
It always falls on it always seems like it falls on money for me
Yo dog niggas morals and ethics change
With their financial capabilities
And so if the nigger who wasn't there
Was 20 million up he wouldn't go get that money
But if that father is 20,000 up
He's going to get that fucking money
That's the fact
So that's the morality is
on a sliding scale.
The morality's on a sliding scale.
Niggas know right from wrong.
But when you fucked up and you're in the trenches,
that shit changes.
I had the point first.
I just didn't get, I can't spit anything out on this stupid stage.
I'm so full of fear when I'm trying to add.
I'm still trembling.
Value, you know what I mean?
Have some fear if it's going to stop you from spitting things out.
The fuck.
Yo, but that's my thing.
So have we talked?
No, please don't.
I got you.
Please, we will miss you.
All right, so listen.
Well, none fun, so let me get to another serious topic.
Let me get to another.
There is a fun topic.
Oh, go, go, go, go.
It's on the board.
It's online dating.
I want everybody at home to know.
You're a problem.
I was discussing list crawler.
I was discussing list crawler and back page
where you sell pussy proudly,
and that turned into online dating.
It's not the same thing.
It's not outlawed dating.
It's online shopping.
You're playing with me.
Fagina purchasing.
Yeah, I'll line shopping.
Wait, what's the wrong?
It's online shopping.
If you want to Kiki, I'll Kiki with you.
But if you're not Kiki and I'm getting offended.
He wasn't a pro on online day?
No.
You told me, out of your own mouth,
MySpace time.
Some of the best of the best you've ever had.
Okay, so let's start with this.
That was time for my favorite part of the show.
No, we never do that.
No, we're not going to do that.
We're not doing that.
We're not doing that.
MySpace, I was on there moving and shaking.
Okay.
It's not online dating
When I when I
That's what I love dating
Sort of tomato tomato
It's okay
We gotta define that first so yeah
No that was the first crop
A niggas that fucking
Invented some shit
They wasn't on there to fucking give pussy away
They was on there
They ended up getting pussy away
When I say online day
I'm talking about
Dating sites
Dating sites
Like like
And it's very popular
It's very popular
So I'm not
I'm not
I'm talking about
where you are on there for no other purpose than to find a match.
Got you.
Put a heart.
Got you.
Swipe, left, right, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing.
And I've never been on.
Okay.
I've never been on.
I've probably made an account on one, but the rules to them, I couldn't.
I'm leaving a heart on somebody's shit.
Now I got to go on about my day and come back and hope that they hit me back.
You were too famous to you.
You're famous, though.
That's why it was fun.
And I think they had one for them.
famous even at the height of it.
So for you,
it's not the same as an
accountant or an engineer
or, you get what I'm saying?
Like the online dating took off
another description after
the MySpace shit. Like, if you're meeting
your partner in 08, 07
and all that online, you almost had to think
of another way that you met them. You wasn't telling people
that. Yeah, online dating
we met on Tinder. We met on
they don't care. Yeah, they won, that's a badge.
That's a great point, Joey.
That's just the evolution of society.
That was a secret back in the day.
If you were a stripper when we was younger, you lied about that.
Now, chicks like, yo, I dance.
What's up?
You coming to show me some love?
It's just the evolution of society.
So if OnlyFans was out back then, people wouldn't have just been proudly saying,
y'all I'm more Onlyfans.
I think society has matured.
And so we way more liberal and what we willing to tolerate.
But to your point, with On.
online dating.
Online dating was a thing back then, and mad people was doing it, but they were lying about
it because it's a desperation.
A moniker that gets stamped on you if you were online dating.
It almost came.
It almost was like you couldn't get it done outside so you had to go to the computer.
Which is the farthest thing from the truth.
And right now you are, most niggas can't get it done outside.
Well, now ain't no outside.
Yeah.
For me, there is a, because Parks just said something to.
about Joe being too famous, there is one for like us.
Like the stuff that we do.
What's the name of it?
Something with the R.
I was going to try it.
I should get on here and report what happens.
Ryan.
Ryan.
Ryan.
Yeah, I might try it.
See, I'm curious about that.
And they used to be part, but the regular niggas on it now.
I used to online date a lot.
I online dated a lot.
I understood it.
I understood the...
What did you?
It makes sense for you, though.
Because you're on approach...
I was on a bunch of them.
It doesn't make sense.
Yeah, I don't really...
All on with different names.
and shit, different signs.
You're Capricorn here, your queries here.
From MySpace and Black Planet and all of those
other things that led up to...
You really threw that thing in lane.
Everywhere. You said, you're gonna be emailing it.
Boy, you're swam in.
You got little chamberlain numbers,
the goat to their dick swing.
You don't.
Don't get dick and shit.
Yo, don't get into shit, y'all.
She's saying, all.
You too, are you here?
You're here.
I'm not jumping in.
Can I ask your personal question?
Sure.
You a condom bull?
Always.
Lame?
Loser.
You get all that pussy can't even feel it, nigga.
Why you point to me?
No, I was so, because I thought she thought I was going to lie.
I mean, I wouldn't bow for that.
No, I know.
I know, my boy, you're trying to have a good time.
You're a condom dude.
I'm not a condom dude.
I know.
No, I thought she was going to say I was lying.
I got two kids.
I got two kids.
It's perfect proof.
I had my first kid at 40.
He felt all a pussy.
You never felt it.
You thought you was getting good pussy.
The whole time that shit was loose.
You're doing hot dogs in their hallways.
You don't even know this nigga felt that.
Every piece, every lane, every angle, every corner.
Then he went behind me and didn't feel it.
Exactly.
She did.
She did.
Now, real shit, what is the point?
Once me and it start doing that, we run out of top.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
I got hip to us.
No, no.
The online dating thing is a thing.
And I think that people get
negative connotation.
But think about this, just real quick.
You're a single mom, right?
You really have minimal help
or a very, very, very small village.
She ain't even got to think.
Don't she eating me up.
He finds.
Hey, take Parks for example.
No, I'm just saying, not you, a single mom.
I'm saying a single mom.
Park's a single mom.
Let's say the woman got two kids,
really, really, really small village.
mom.
They want to play around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, please.
Yeah, please.
That's what the show is about it.
Please.
No, use part.
The show is about playing.
Why don't we get serious?
Yeah, yeah.
We dwell on the top.
Let me give you an example.
Yo.
So look, the single mom that might work a 9 to 5 got real limited time.
She get home from work.
She cook.
She do homework.
She do all of that stuff.
Put the kids to bed.
Now her time.
Get their rules.
We're one out.
But the time to meet a man.
or casually date
is very, very, very limited.
So you jump online, you start interacting
socially. You could engage in
mad conversations to
weed out a bunch of niggas that you like or you
don't like. Just do conversation.
Can you please say Park is a single mom?
They go.
And he needs help.
What?
Who are you talking?
And he don't have a village.
The single moms? They go.
What?
Oh yeah, they're looking at a kid now.
This ain't only preweeked.
Hey, Joe, if I've been talking to
the girl on the phone for a month.
I know all of the shit that the
first three dates is going to get out of. I already
know it. All I got to do is look the same,
smell good, and have a decent time.
And she ain't got time to play.
And put 50 on top of it,
you little thieving.
Don't think I forgot about Mark's 50.
I came here with merch.
And I ain't make no motherfucking
I hear you. That money comes my way.
She doesn't get out. I still got
slated on the Christmas bonus.
Do y'all have anything to say, and this is my final topic before y'all getting to some fucking more Malcolm X.
Do you all have anything to say about the internet making comments about Brandy's appearance?
I hate, so I was going to make that a topic, but I didn't want to add.
Well, we wouldn't add.
We would be mature.
No, no, I hate that eating people are going to Google up.
I just hate the whole thing, is what I'm saying.
I wish it didn't exist.
I'm trying to pretend it didn't exist.
No, no, no, I'm being serious.
I don't.
Brandy made an appearance recently
and she looked thinner than usual
and now people are using that
to just be used to be used to parents.
It's more to Chad Boweswick.
Yeah, I don't like that shit.
I hate that shit.
You don't know what nobody's going through.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Right.
And it is a thing, and nobody deserves this.
But Brandy really don't.
Like, it's like I get sometimes mean people
people make mean jokes about it.
I'm not saying it's okay.
But brandy ain't this shit to nobody.
That shit is like, I just don't like it.
I don't like the conversation.
Well, who was that one guy.
I was hoping y'all.
Sorry, I take it, cut it out
I didn't
You get what I'm saying
I just, I don't like it
And to everybody's point about Chadwick-Boseman
It's like you don't know what people are going through
You don't know why people look the way they do
It could just be a bad day
Or it could be a reason
Whatever the fuck
It could be actually want to look
A lot of layers
I think that made it look even
You know what I mean
Because when you wear a lot of layers
A bigger clothes and you're already small
Makes you look smaller
That's just a woman's experience
If you do anything
you're motherfucking want to critique your body
And on the internet now is even dudes too
I'm not saying men got the exact same
But dudes don't have it no way near the same
But dudes is getting killed online
For being too fat, too skinny, too tall
To this, it's just like we spent all our time
obsessing about people even in politics
O Zipik neck, all that
Yeah
Y'all could get it
You all can get it big ass bellies
I get hairline jokes every day
You know what I mean? It's a lot of fooders
There's a lot of fooders
But nobody knew what the fooder was
So I came on this podcast and discovered a fooder
Why?
They ain't got your shit out still
You're doing it?
Food are gone.
Yeah.
Oh.
Boost them bitches break your life.
So what's that call?
Fuck you.
I will kill you.
No, man.
I will kill you, man.
I will kill you, nigger.
I'm sorry.
That's too much.
I apologize.
Y'all don't know.
Y'all don't know what it feel like to look down at your feet and see pussy.
I ain't never seen this motherfucker.
I never seen this motherfucker from this view.
Never.
But somebody still give you maximum punishment.
You know what?
What's funny, I've never been into that.
Oh, let me beat that pussy. Let me make...
No, I don't want no punishment.
For real?
I want no pain.
Nah, bro, I'm not.
What do you want?
She'll love a girl, yo.
Gives.
You keep me gone.
I want to kiss.
All right, don't worry about it.
You could do that.
You could do that, you put it on my birthday.
What's up bullshit?
All right.
You my nigga, I love you, Ice.
Say it back, nigga.
Love you too, Ma'am.
Mark, you right, man.
Mark, you right, man.
Don't need to drag you.
When it's over, it's over, man.
I can't apologize.
You don't want 15 more of this.
Top seven rap song?
Seven?
For me?
I wouldn't argue it.
I wouldn't argue it.
I can write this list.
I'm not moving in the past.
You want to last.
Remember Kato.
No longer he could he did.
Yeah, this thing of Bach, Y'all
will make us remember and care about some nigger that we can't care.
Remember Kato?
No longer he because he did.
Who the fuck was Kato?
Kato was so important to him, though.
No, for real.
Cato was his high-year-Benzzy.
Mad songs.
M-S-Ego.
Yeah.
I think Cato got killed
like four years after him.
We did that shit.
Rest-and-piece, Pock.
Rest-of-piece, big,
rest-and-piece DMX, man.
I had a clip for you to start with.
Why didn't send it to me?
You let me hear.
When you go on your part, I play it,
and when I hear it, I'll be like,
oh, that was for me.
Right on me.
Left me alone.
I grew up a monster-d-d-bree.
All right, man,
hopefully y'all have enjoyed this,
broadcast as much as we enjoy delivering it to you you listen yo be safe out there in
brooklyn i'm talking to brooklyn specifically y'all niggas is having j z fucking reasonable doubt
parties in barbershops rib shacks fucking furniture stores every store in brooklyn y'all doing some
type of j z reasonable doubt yo be careful be safe i'm a be out there i'm going this
saturday and sunday show i'll be back with a review man let you know what i think
I want to grow with you.
Hopefully y'all have enjoyed this broadcast
as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
I'm happy visions of leaping gear
and the hurts.
Ask me what I'm doing this weekend.
What's you doing this weekend, my owner?
Oh, so funny, you ask.
I'll be in Houston tomorrow's just a few tickets left.
Purchase your last minute tickets today,
link in my bio.
And guess what?
I'll be in Dallas the same day,
the next day doing the same thing.
And get your ticket.
It's still tickets available, even though it's an hour waiter show.
Yes.
You can still get some tickets, y'all.
Only two tickets, two, three tickets left.
Hey, act fast.
And Joe will be there.
Girl, get your tickets right now.
It's going to be a hell of a show.
Pick up your phone.
877, 393.
Do you see when I use your name to like try to talk to niggas?
No.
I just recently did it to a Brit.
He's from London.
He's very handsome.
He's white.
They kept seeing he look like Parks.
He does not.
Parks wish.
But you would have.
Hello.
Parks, you could be.
Oh.
Listen.
I said, I work, I said, yo, I work on the biggest podcast in the world.
And the coolest guy works for me at Joe Button.
I told him that you worked for me.
Well, don't do that again.
If he responded.
Because you didn't do that at the Charlamagne Festival.
You better play along with it.
Oh, please.
Please.
Please.
That definitely ain't happen.
He white and he red and he smoked cigarettes.
Listen.
Asta Vista, a vuva.
Adio, so long, goodbye.
Y'all have a good weekend.
Please be safe.
Make wise decisions.
And remember Tupac kids
if don't anybody else care.
Last but certainly not least,
the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel
and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab you with Tylenol you might need it.
Yo, you see a real nigga in Yankee Stadium
just ahead now.
We'll suffice a little salute.
You know what I mean?
Don't come over to me with all that bullshit.
I ain't having it.
Joe, can we do a quick, let's do a rest in peace.
No, no, bitch, just a quick rest in peace to the legendary Sparky D.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got to do that, man, one of the greatest sense.
Some of y'all old enough to remember the Roxanne Wars.
One of the legends of hip-hop, one of the pioneers that doesn't get spoken too much, man.
We love you, we will miss you, and we're sending condolences to your fans, friends and family.
And Bonnie Tyler.
Oh, yes, yes.
Rest of peace, Bonnie Tyler, man.
You got to ask for him.
What?
She has no idea
Total eclipse of the heart
Come on man
That's one of my favorite
If you ever listen
80s radio
You know the tiny body
Tyler's huh
Say it again
Total eclipse of the heart
Close your eyes
Every time I
I don't
I know what that was
I didn't know who the fuck Sparky D was
Oh
Oh
That's because you're not hip hop
Roxanne
Roxanne
You've never heard of Joe
Bud
JVP
JVP
Where'd you be
Without the JVP
We'll fold that up right now
Oh, no.
