The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 947 | "Dragons and Dinosaurs"

Episode Date: July 18, 2026

The JBP kicks off its latest episode with a discussion on conspiracies (4:35) before turning to early reviews of Christopher Nolan's new movie 'The Odyssey' (27:38). The room then shares a list of the new music that released (57:40), Joe shares a story of going bowling with Tsu Surf (1:14:10), and Pooh Shiesty allegedly pays $5K to help rob Gucci Mane (1:28:30). Marc Lamont Hill then shares a story in which he recently called the police (1:34:35), plus some online discourse takes place over KevOnStage's remarks about masturbation (2:05:02). Also, the end of Nissan Ultimas (2:30:55), United Airlines monetizes the middle seat (2:39:30), the passing of Hal Williams (2:53:33), and more.   Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden

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Enjoy the show. He got love you. You ain't gonna answer each question? No, I'm not. I'm not dropping no love. But I do give that a little bit. Shut up. Like, we drove by there.

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That can't be true. I mean, you know a little something. You're smart, but. I have been famous longer than I've been unfamous. Come on. I guess I am that old. Yeah. Which I also realized as we were counting the gray hairs on my balls this morning.

We? We? Me and my girl. That's what y'all do in the morning. Yeah. Yeah. How many is it? If you waxed, then you wouldn't have to deal with this.

It was a bunch. It was quite a bit. Yeah. If you took care of that, like the sexy cows. It wasn't looking raked either. Like the raked lawn? shit was looking like weeds

and fucking I see why the new accounts went and did they think I see why y'all did your numbers you got to keep the balls in the other

how it's 100 degrees outside I wouldn't know what it is outside I ain't been outside I ain't mad at you you shouldn't be I ain't mad fuck that it's real

all stinky and shit disgusting and foggy and Smoggy. Yeah. Smoky. Yeah. That's crazy.

I've been outside, but I hate it. Why are you outside? Why are you outside? Because I don't want to be inside with my kid. Honestly. So you leave him and go off the way? You're going to risk. I don't blame me.

I'm just risk death. I was like, I got two options. Lung disease. This guy's crazy. This guy's crazy. Bring him with you. Oh, God. You think I did?

That'll really solve it. I took him right to that park I think I'm joking Can y'all please shut up? Hell me and Mark who we were with humans so dark Oh my God You crazy, dog

How y'all doing? Feel great, man, good Good, good, good, good to see y'all Good to see y'all Everybody good? Shit, small getting everybody down? What's up? I'm good, man,

You don't get your lapses. You stupid, yo I had a whole weekend plan had to cancel it. So I was like, no, man. Just do a cardio outside? Yeah. Then I put me in me in like five karate classes. I couldn't be stuck in that house for days. The school canceled all the activities.

It's fucked up. Damn. Sorry you're going through that, Mark. It's painful. Was this some shit we was growing up and we were just too poor to know? Like air quality problems? I probably can. Most likely, yeah.

I feel like if it wasn't air quality problem, we wouldn't go do nothing about it. Like you don't know how those areas, that always smell like shit when you drive through them. Yeah. Shit like that. Like. Yeah.

No, Todd. No, Todd. No. That's possible too. I think global warming is the thing. I think the air quality got worse. If I used to watch the news as a small child, they wasn't talking nothing about the air quality.

I don't remember seeing that. Now I opened the weather app on the phone. They made the whole background on. She didn't want to be in a volcano erupted. I like, I ain't going to leave in the house anyway, though. I'm not going nowhere, no way, no way. They talk about especially if you have sensitive lungs. That ain't me, but I can act like it was.

Meaning like asthmatics, right? Yeah, yeah. That's crazy, yo. But there ain't no joke. Last time we had the heat wave people was dying. So, I mean, I don't want to sleep. No, it's the heat wave mixed with the five. from Canada.

Why I put fires and quotes? Anytime. Oh, God. Is it not, I'm asking that really don't know. What are the conspiracy streets saying? Y'all know we got conspiracy theories up here. You know Mark is antagonizing. But what are the streets saying?

Tell us. You're the only one with your ears to the conspiracy streets. Please tell us what they're saying. That's the two. Oh, Corey did it? You know that. Corey posed a question. Say, yo, did any of y'all actually see the fires?

Ish ICE and Corey don't believe that there's fires. I believe it's fire. He doesn't believe. And believe. Nobody said that. I'm putting that on them. But I'm telling you, I believe it's fires.

But you do believe it. But you niggas don't believe in the moon ending either. That's different. I believe the fires is happening. No, I don't think we're going to the moon. I haven't really been following the news enough to see. They've been showing pictures of him.

I don't know. If you see the pictures, we believe in. Yeah, of course. Okay. If you see the overhead picture of a wildfire, who the fuck am I? Yeah, of course.

But they're overpits of Moonlanders. Exactly. But they're so much. footage of the moon landing. There's so much footage of the moon landing. They won't cop to that moon shit. No, they won't. I don't know if they really believe it or they just like arguing it.

I think he fucking. They like arguing with it. Yeah. I don't believe that shit. Or they, I thought ICE don't have a reason to believe it so he won't. Yeah. That is crazy people stuff, y'all. There's a lot of shit I don't believe that you all believe.

Dinosaurs? I'm leaning the other way now. That they didn't exist? Yeah. That they did? Dragons, not dinosaurs. Jesus Christ. Wait, I'm sorry.

You're starting to believe that dinosaurs did not exist or not exist? But dragons did. But dragon, yep. So, all right, man. I'm not laugh. Tell me more, free. I want to hear. Yeah, break it down.

Yeah, I'm not making fun of it. This is dangerous. Where you get that? A bunch of different things. No, no, I didn't. I mean, yeah. Definitely game with the road. But one thing that pointed out was the ancient Chinese calendar, whatever it is, you know,

the year of the, all, all. Was 11 of real animals, but dragons or not? The one would be a makeup? Don't make sense. Cool. Everything we know about, first time, anything we know about dinosaurs is made up. Literally, because man and dinosaur

didn't exist at the same time. But we found the bones. I found bones. You're right, you found bones. What did the outside look like? I apologize, bro. The outside of bones? No.

Oh, they don't. They don't know. They think feathers some scales. Right, right. It's not. Okay. The sounds all made up. True.

Because no one's ever heard it. That's true. So, yes, a lot of this stuff is just us kind of putting pieces of a puzzle together without seeing what it really looked like. We're making up a lot. But that didn't really answer. The dragon thing is the rabbit. Well, like I said, I didn't answer whether he believed that dinosaurs exist. So you believe dinosaurs exist.

You just said they might look different in the way we think. And it sound different. I'm saying that what we think dinosaurs are could have been something else. Okay, but you believe that these animals. The bones are real. The size of those bones. They found the bones and all that shit. Could have been big birds.

That's cool. I'm not bad at that. All right, you scared me. All right. But dragons, I want to go back to the dragons. You think that they did exist. I'm 100% think dragons exist. I think giants exist.

I think a lot of the shit them petrified trees that all of that shit, I think all of that shit is real. Okay. And you think I'm the reason Neil DeGrasse won't come up here? Well, contrary to what you're saying, ICE is exactly the type of person Neil DeGras would love to speak to. That's true. Okay.

Okay. That's who needs to speak to Neil DeGrosse. One more thing. Ice. Fire breathing dragons or just dragons? Like blow fire dragons? They could have. I don't know.

I believe dragons existed. Okay. Okay. Just one question. The way to this couch supports each other, I love it. I love it. He's quiet, but it's support. That's the best thing you can do.

No, I'm going. He might believe. He agrees. No, I know, freeze. That's what I'm saying. Do you agree with that? What do you agree with it? He's agree with so much.

Look. I think you're being like politely. So you believe. No, he agrees, yeah. I know my boy. I believe that, I believe that to ICE's point,

you'll believe Jurassic Park. You just said, yo, have you ever seen Jurassic Park? That's a movie. Jurassic Park is all made up. I was cracking a joke, babe. But no, people believe that. Oh.

You understand? I'm saying? It's been told to us for mad long. People believe that. They believe there's multiple different triceratops and the T-Rex and this and of that. They named them. them. Well, we know they existed.

We just don't know what they look like. From the bones. That's all we don't know. They had feathers. How do you know that the outside of that thing look like that? No, we don't. That's what I'm saying. We don't know the outside existed, but I'm saying the names in the... Yeah. Cool, so... This is dangerous.

This platform is huge. Oh, please. After the ranch you went on last week. So, you know, you don't get to call what's dangerous. Everything I said last week was right. Keep your way from the white motherfuckers. They will eat you. The white devils. White people eat children.

I don't let my kid look at white people without sunglasses on. You're not going to be the one to decide what commentary is dangerous. And I'm staying on what I said. Except for Parks and Poe. I stand on that show. And I'm not with some people on here riding with you too. I knew that though, but to hear that, like anyway, back to dragons. No, I'm just saying, like some of the shit that we.

are fed. Nobody got no proof of that shit. Oh my God. I get that and I agree with you. How do you then arrive that dragons did exist? I didn't say that they did. Oh, that was the question we were asking. No, I didn't say that they did.

Do you have any belief in dragons? I'm saying that I wouldn't be surprised if they did or they did. And that's the problem I have with that house. I don't have a definitive on whether they did or they didn't and nobody does. But that's the thing. That's the issue I have because I love you all.

You're my brothers. But it's like just because it could, be so what? What you know to be true is... But the thing is we don't know it to be true. You don't know that. Somebody told you that. How do we know it to be true? You don't know that to be true? Somebody taught you that and told you. What bones? What about the bones? I went to

the museum and seen a big dinosaur and I believe... He was green, right? Huh? It was green too, right? No, it was bones. It was bones. It was bones. So they were bone color. And then it was a little picture explaining what the habit was like. What the habit said was like? I don't remember him saying like skin stuff. I don't remember that. museums. But they said what the

habitat was like, which is kind of factual. We do have proof to how the Earth was in different parts of it. So, my third grade, mine stamped it as official and as I grew older, I've never seen anything or read anything. Can I ask you one question? Yes. When you were in school, how many planets were there?

Nine? Got them. But it's eight now. This nigga said, God, I'm. Oh, no, no. No, no. Hold on. I'm making a point. I'm making a point. No, none of you. You know, I know. I know. You didn't make us over there?

Never need to be given. Got them. Like, y'all don't even keep on that. I didn't say, got them. I asked one question. Your partner. Your partner. I don't have a partner.

I've reset it. I'm only ICE. All right. You said there were nine, right? Yes. There are eight now. Why? Because they changed how they define a planet.

So they changed something. They got some more information and things were updated. And now there's a new revelation of what we're saying. I'm mad that we're not exactly. So can that happen? No, hold on. It's a slow news. We can we have.

Okay. I don't. I just. I just. Hey, listeners, we're doing dragons and planets. Can we get Bill Nye up here? I just want to be clear, though. It's not like we thought they were nine,

because someone will hear that and think that people were claiming they were nine, and then we realized, oh, we overcounted it was only eight. It's not that. The same number of things are still there. We've just decided to define it differently. Correct. That's what I'm saying. So now there, so how many planets are here today?

I don't want people to think that we miscounted plants. How many planets are there today? How many planets are there? Yes. By the new definition eight. By the new definition. So all I'm saying is... Well, we count digible planets.

All three. A little planet groove. Okay. So let me ask you this, right? In that counting. No, in that counting, who defined that? The scientific community. Exactly.

So to that... Which is ever changing. For sure. So to that point, I have a quick question. So to that point, maybe the Chinese, when they found the T-Rex skull, said that must be a dragon. and then they got some more information and said, oh shit, that's a dinosaur. That sounds so right.

Like, that sounds like that makes sense. But they didn't update their calendar, though. We've updated our shit. We've updated all of our planetary shit. It's now eight planets. Their calendar still says dragon. It doesn't say dinosaur. Americans are so arrogant, bro.

That's really what it is. Americans. Yeah. And then, and then, you know, somebody bet Joe to that he can't talk shit. This thing will pull, boy. I picked the wrong day, yo. No, you did.

Bro, you're the head that shit. Look, I don't claim to know. I don't think any of us should know stuff. I just think we sometimes, not y'all, I'm not talking about y'all. I'm saying as a country, sometimes we get into such a contrarian mindset that just because the government says something

doesn't make it true. And some of this isn't the government says. But just because they say it also doesn't make it not true. And I think sometimes we get to a poll where any information we get, we assume it's not true. And I think that's also dangerous. And also, yeah, we can't prove everything we know,

but sometimes we're putting things on the same tier, things that we have no proof that fire breathing dragons existed. Or to use ICE as example, like giants existed, right? We don't have any evidence of that. So I don't want to put that on the same tier as the skin color of a T-Rex. Because you're right, we don't know the skin color of a T-Rex per se. But we have no reason to believe the other thing isn't true. And I can say anything and say, well, we don't know.

There could be a giant on the other side of that door. We don't know. I'm on this side. Also, the people that determine the planet, and dinosaurs are not the government. Right. Sometimes. Sometimes they are.

Sometimes they are. Sometimes they are not. There's plenty of scientists and archaeologists that are not the government. For sure. For sure. Hey, audience, guess what?

I ain't stepping on it either. I ain't stopping shit. You sound crazy. No. Which part sounds crazy to you? You want to argue. I could say... I don't.

No. You do. I can hear it in your voice. No, my God. To say that archaeologists and the government are not working hand in hand, I agree with you know

She says Sometimes they are Cool So if something is found And the government says That we're not going to release this They don't get released Sometimes yeah that's true

So I don't See the Where that would be contradictory And thought So I'm just real quick Because I don't want to get on this And I don't want to send to me Because I don't feel like it

In my shit But if you saw some bones Of something Whatever the fuck it might be It could be a fucking fish Who gets to name that fish? So if a Chinese person called it a dragon and an American person calls it a dinosaur,

the bones can be the exact same. And how we view it and how we depict it is contingent upon the person that's viewing it and the perception of them. Initially, but I mean, over time, typically there's back and forth, there's investigation, there's research, and you try and get the best information you can

on that thing. So where it starts, it shouldn't be where it ends. I agree. Yeah, yeah. Can I, can I? Can I? My thing is why did you go over the part of... That's all we be... What did you say?

What did you say? I said that can go both ways. Right. Where it starts should not be how it is. Right. Both ways. Right. So you might find some shit that disproves what you thought was always right.

Just the same way you can find some shit that proves that you're on our side. Nigel. Don't try to be down with it. You believe in the fucking dinosaurs. He started this. I was agreeing with him. Don't try to do that either. One thing that...

Fuck out of here. I'm not on nobody's side. I'm on my side. Listen, one thing that you've got. glossed over what he said about the contrarian thing is that okay we're not sure about the feathers we're not sure about the skin but we pretty much

got it wrapped up of the meat and potatoes of it right? With you all that like I don't get or that lane the contrarian conspiracy theorist guy is that why does the why is now the giant possible just because that could be like there's no proof with giants

there's no discussion there's no I'm just seeing in general there's certain there's certain um I don't I'm going to call them monuments, but certain... How can I explain it? Mountains and shit. That if you look at it from an aerial view,

it looks like it could be a tree stump. There's shit like that where giant trees, giants at some point may have walked this earth. It's not far-fetched. People think because you can't show it and prove it that it could not have happened. I'm just saying, hey, I believe that could have happened. But we except that show and proving, y'all don't think it happened.

I'm not sitting here sitting here saying I got concrete proof. This is the case. But you said now is different than before. Believing it could have happened is different to saying I believe that happened. Right. So believe that giants could have walked to earth. It's different to say I believe giants walked to earth. I'm just saying there's no evidence in it.

There's no evidence of the way for me. And that's why I don't say none of this shit was certain. I just saying there's no reason to believe it. That's all. We got a pod to do. Let's get the word. Let's get the work. Remember works?

He dug in the little living room and he ate a rotissory chicken like a little wing. That was Eddie Murphy though. Boy, these wildfires really got us going. Yeah I mean Shout to all the dungeons and dragons out there Yeah me shout to the rings All the cave people the cavemen Shout out to the men of the people of the sea

The people of the sea And the white people Yeah me Shout out to all the witches out there Leaving witches Yeah Witches are real I'm just checking the tip

Just checking the tip My eyes a witch What But I do. It's making some dumb-ass face where you got to guess what he thought about. I don't argue at all. I actually agree with it. But it can't be.

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Yeah. All right, to my right, You already know the vibes, man. Big De Mona, don't call her white girl. It's in the building. In the airport every weekend should be a middle name. Stop playing. Picking up bags everywhere we go.

Fuck as they talk about. Mona, how you doing? I'm doing amazeball. Good. We absolutely love that. Next to her, her Philadelphia Brethren. Our good brother, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building. Mark was popping with you?

Tell it, man. I'm good. Have you ever heard Mom Deep albums? Like, you're wearing that shirt. It's the first of you ever know. That's a joke t-shirt. Is it supposed to be like a political? Yeah, okay.

I like it. I like it. It's fine. It's fine. Just think it's mob deep and that's a political statement. What part do you think they run up? Oh, definitely independent. And to his right, we have Mr. Wawa, Mr. Thousand Doors himself.

Mr. that rent will get there when I send it. Biggish in the building. Is you caught up on that? No. Damn. Ish, how you doing, man? Great, sir. Yourself?

Good. I couldn't be better. Couldn't be better. Happy to be here. Next to Ish. Come on, man. Stop playing with him. Mr. Don't take it further.

Mr. You ain't a boss if your name ain't on the draw. Big Freeze. How are you doing, man? I'm good, man. Good. We absolutely love that. Next to him. Amalmair is finest.

Big Parks is here. Big Poe is in the building. Corey is here. Erickson is here. Terrence is here. And Savan are here by remote. Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you. important people out there are here.

What's popping? Everybody was popping. What's popping? What's popping? How are you going? Oh, I'm great. I'm great. How's the week? Awesome. My week has been good. I've been just in the house picking up buying kids.

Some mine, some not. Welcome to the club. Some of mine. Some are not. You got to balance out when you're annoyed and who's annoying you. It can't just be her kid. Did you with the Twawa make peace yet? You got to sell that. You've got actually your kid harder. Yeah, it got to be some of my

kid too. I mean, we got to. We're getting it together. Do all kids get disciplined as same? Yo, bro, you're special, my nigga. I'm not a lot of. You are amazing. You're having a good time, you know? Do all kids get yelled at the same?

Or do your kid get yelled at that harder than her kids? For performance sake, you got to yell at yours harder. You got to. Okay. She said I let mom walk all over me, Lex. That's essential. I do. I know I do, though.

I let my daughter walk. Let's move over. I do, but it's like reason behind it. Like, I know me. This person I'm talking to is a little person of me. I know how to reason with me. You got to let him do whatever the fuck he wants to do. Rules ain't going to get it done.

Rules didn't stop me when I was a kid. She, I got more creative. You got to just let him go with whatever play. Go ahead, little nigga. Have a blast. I ain't stopping shit. Couldn't nobody stop me? Daddy's baby.

Anyway, yeah, now I'm feeling good, man. I'm feeling that ain't got too much going on. Okay. Went out last night, huh? Little date night. Oh, that's what I was. Little date night. First time leaving the house in 18 days.

Yeah. Just looking at each other. Loving each other. The fact you know how many days. The fact you know exactly how many days. Yeah, no, we went to, oh. Oh, yeah. And it's our anniversary today.

Oh, happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Yeah. Happy anniversary. Thank you so much, baby. Thank you. No, seriously. Yeah, went to the movies.

Oh, so did we, actually. Went to the movies. So did we. You know, I bought fucking 17 tickets to fucking, you know it. Odyssey time. Odyssey time. What was y'all doing? I was watching Odyssey.

Let's go, Parks. I bought tickets too. It wasn't many left. So I bought the first ones that I could find, didn't think much of it. Went to the movie theater. Took an edible before. We're having a good time. Bought mad food as we always do.

Walk into the theater. These seats look a little funny. They're not the usual recliner. Sit down. There's a button here. It says water on. What the fuck does this mean? 40X?

Yes. She said, baby, did you get 4D tickets? I said, I guess I did. I don't know what the fuck that means. She's like, baby. So we're sitting there enjoying our glizzies, enjoying our popcorn, enjoying our nachos. and the previews come on and all of a sudden.

The seat starts shaking. Oh, my God. I am now high shit with fucking ketchup and nacho cheese all over my entire fucking body. Oh, my God. You know, that it's hilarious. That sucks. Did it ruin it? No, it was great.

The movie, they're on boats, and it's windy, and it gets cold on the boat. And the boats, it's not smooth sailing. That's lit. So we are not smooth sailing We're getting fucking drenched The fans are blowing on us Like the wind is blowing They got the smoke machines in the front

Like the fucking festival Can you get wet? Yes, that's like soaked But yeah that's lit I like that Yeah it was At the end I was exhausted Like my neck hurt and shit

Like I just had to go home And lay on the couch Now where's the theater? It was a story in Queens So you're in Astoria Did you have on your normal t-shirt? I did God

Damn. Oh, shit. I wouldn't go to one of you. They haven't been in one of them? I've never been to a 4D. I didn't know it was a thing. I thought she was like, oh, we had to get the glasses. I'm like, okay, we don't need the glasses.

Oh, 4D. Yeah, they've been out for a long time. Again, like in a award scene, water will splash. I have never heard of this, y'all. I have never heard of this. I think you bought 40 tickets. Well, they saw nobody going to put one of those in Wilmington. Who the fuck going to put that type of movie theater in Wilmington?

You know, they got an area of Wilmington us. No, they got due. Everything's 14. What's right. This thing is really so water on your shirt. You get all of this. Moldega is 4D. Greg.

I said, I really thought you had me, Rachel. That's funny, though. Oh, shit. No, that sounds so fun. Besides the hot dog and relish on your shirt. Yeah, yeah. That sounds fun. It was, I'm never doing it again.

But I'm glad. I was dying laughing because she's going through it next to me. She's so furious at me. That's funny. That's exhausted. But the movie was fucking phenomenal. Really? Phenomenal.

Dog. Yeah? We put a lot of things to bed now. I mean, I know we had our little cutesy talks up here before about Christopher Nolan versus something. The conversations are put to bed now. Yeah, I think so. I think so. He's never missed.

He's in a class of by itself. Yeah. The more I keep hearing the actors speak about their experience. filming. Okay. Like Matt Damon said any of the scenes in this movie would have been the hardest scene to shoot in any movie he's ever been in his career. Damn. And he said every day's work would have been the hardest day of work in any movie he's ever done.

Wow. Homeboy Tom Holland said he was in the movie. and doesn't understand how some of those scenes were created because there's no CGI. Right. It's all practical. Once you see this movie and then think that there's no CGI. Yeah.

With some of the things that he was pulling off. There's a Cyclops and the Hydromuster or whatever it is and a whirlpool and all of the thing. Giants and witches. Witches. That was crazy. No dragons. No dragon. No dragon.

No dragon. No dragon. Well, the Hydro monster is like a, it's sort of like a dragon. Right. I think that's what's called. Yeah, there were big giant niggas. That Cyclops seemed like, we'll get to all of that. But, and then I heard, I saw another clip where he was talking about the guy that scored this.

Ludwig. Oh, yeah, the dude that does everything. Yeah. Yeah, him. And how. Gorinson, maybe, I feel. And how he told him basically at the start, I just don't want it. I don't want any orchestra sounds.

And I don't want to hear any sound that's familiar because an orchestra didn't come in the play and this is set 3,000 years before the orchestra was invented. Yeah. So I don't want to hear none of that shit. So go bang on a bunch of bronze shit and just create the sound from these instruments

that they were using. The technical difficulty that came with shooting this shit is just unbelievable. I didn't see it in IMAX. I have to see this in IMAX. I have to see it. Yeah, we'll go. 70 millimeter I have to. You have to. Can't find no tickets, though.

Y'all, the budget was $2.50. That $2.50 is going to get made. Oh, no, no. This week. That movie's incredible. I've seen clips of it. That movie's incredible. I got sent the early version.

I saw a part of it, but I wanted to see it in a theater. Yeah, I'm not watching some of no fucking laptop. We were to be on. No, yeah, don't play yourself. Yeah, we had to talk about on Piersmore. Even that part, right? To learn that an entire film shot in IMAX has never been done before because you have to reload the camera at every two and a half minutes

because the detail is so great that you're shooting that it can only store three minutes of shit and they shot three hours of movie. They went to location. They went in the water. These people had to shoot at sea in real storm.

When you see this movie, it's going to be unbelievable. I went in knowing it was two hours and 45 minutes, three hours. So by the time I looked up to see like what was going on, it was like, oh, we got maybe 30 minutes left. I'm like, yo, this shit flew by. It did really. I felt like that movie could have been an hour longer and nobody would have bad to die. It probably should have been, realistically.

The Odyssey is such a long, it's epic. You know what I'm saying? Like, they could have put more shit in there. You know why I fuck with Nolan, too? Some of the criticism before the movie came out was about the, modern dialogue. Yeah. And the accents.

I'm so glad that he did that. Yeah. He made it. Digestable. It's digestible to today's times. Like, we had to read some of this old shit in high school or whatever. It was boring and dull. This was entertainment.

Yeah, I don't want to hear you niggas, how you niggas was shucking and jiving with the vocabulary fucking all of them years ago. I don't. Nigger, put it in language that I can understand. Yeah. Yeah. So I can understand it. And I understood it better.

I'm just talking about for me. There was some criticism about his chronological order of things. Shut up. Shut up. I absolutely loved them. Dog, this was the best I've seen this story told. For what I've read that the- I'm going to say that's important, though, right?

No, it's not. The original book starts off kind of how this does, just in the middle of some shit. Like, and from what I understand the story, the original book, the poem, whatever it is, the epic, is not really particularly, it's just stories. It's not chronological, particularly. So if he took liberties with chronological shit, who cares, who gives a fuck? I think if you nitpick, because I ended up even watching,

because I don't watch these kinds of movies. The parts I saw only saw, because we were on Pierce Morgan, they were debating all this shit, like the casting, the time, if they were desecrating a classic, you know, all that kind of shit. You know, Pierce going to get mad

that Helen and Troy was black. You know, he wanted them. They weren't happy. They weren't happy. I was defending it. Because, you know, one, because it's Lupita. Hey, Lolo. Yeah, chill.

Definitely not. You're too short. You too short. You too light. Never. No. Fair point. Fair point.

She's amazing. Yeah, great actress. Yeah, but they be doing that shit. Like Serena Williams go marry a nigga look just like this. But they'd be white. It got to be a white man. Ish is a Negro, clearly. Look at it sucks.

She put them in the house. She put them up in the house. Yeah, that's true. And she's going to have them. She would date them and fucking. but he couldn't leave a house with her. You couldn't go to the premiere. Exactly.

Because he's going to wear some nigger shit. He'll be daffing up to security and dumb shit like that. Joe, Joe. Joe, Mark, please. She played Helena Troy. Yeah. And first of all, the amount of times she spent on screen. It was very light.

Wasn't worth all the controversy they made about it. Yeah. And to me, it's still a fantasy. It's a fantastic take on the story. So it's like if you got psychopsies and giants, you can have a black hell Helena Troy. Like, it's not that. It's not that.

deep to me, I get wanting to make things fit the time like with the music. But my thing is, half the half the cast doesn't fit. Half the cast ain't Greek. Like, none of them are actually ethnically or nationally like in line with

the story. So I don't want to just pick Lupita out just because she's the black one. But we kind of can't even say that. I'm tired of these ones. Yo, what the fuck dog, black people traveled. It is. Yeah. All over the world. Nigger, if you go to Portugal, if you go to Spain, the Moors was out there

laying dick. Running shit. Conquer and all of that shit. You can't say that we weren't there. You can't say that black people weren't. Not the right. I'm just saying you can't say that black people weren't in Greece. Well, they didn't made enough black people be white. Yeah.

Ain't nobody get mad when Charlton Heston was Moses. This is literally what I saw. Out my face, my nigga. Ain't nobody say nothing when Liz Taylor was fucking Cleopatra. Ain't nobody say And Tom Holland, the dude The dude that played Batman, I forgot his name. He's a big actor, I should know it.

Or like English white. They're not Greek or... Exactly. So I'm like, let's not get... Fuck out of my face. Let's not... Hellenistic. Yeah, they get all angry when certain people do it

and certain people don't... I'm not with that, man. This is the best I've seen this story be told. Like, they spent a lot of time on... Well, I mean, not a lot of time. The movie is, you know, his... his travels, him and his dudes, you lost all your dudes,

y'all won the war and now the next 10, 10 years, I think it's 10 years. Yeah. And then you're 10 years for the war that he gets lost for another seven with his side piece. So his kid don't remember who he is.

Oh, I want to kick him that. I want to get to that. It was a sidepiece that was drugging him up. The psychological, there was psychological shit going on in this movie that I thought was so ill, even the side piece portion where you have the most,

gorgeous woman to ever live on an island basically saying to you, hey, stay here with me and you can live forever. Right. We're good here. We're been happy. And he bugied. Yeah. Because he had that itch.

He had that feeling. I got to get home. Also, the really interesting point to me that Nolan kept doing in this shit is, piss number one. My mother loves in a hospital. I'm just, Hey, Dr. Paul. This motherfucker never.

He fights dirty. He's serious. You know what some of the criticism came from? Like, this is one of those books. You feel what I'm saying? And so for the nerdy, not even nerdy, but for the purist that literally could recite these books

backward and forward, when you deviate a little bit, it's going to be a little bit of pushback because they are familiar how the story was told over the last 30, 40, 50. We was reading this excerpts of this shit when I was a kid. My problem with that, go ahead. No director and no movie house

is going to be able to get that detailed story greenlit and budgeted for. Like even Nolan was saying, you know, he wouldn't be able to get this movie greenlit if not for the success of Oppenheimer, which is his Oscar,

his Oscar win as a director. So, like, look at all that went into this movie, all of the money, and still, like, what did that? No way they was going to put the detail to that book in that. Also, the story... It's got to be more detail anyway to capture the reader, but... The story is three, however

thousand years old or whatever it may be. It's changed over the years anyway. Why can't we change it now? I agree. No, I'm not just saying that's where some of the critiques come from. I get it. It's from the actual purists that have read these shits from a child, then read them again as an adult. They could literally

quote the shit backward and forward. And then when you deviate a little bit, they... It depends on how you deviate, though. Because, again... That makes sense. If you... There's other stories you can read, if we want to go back to historical books and shit.

The Bible described Jesus one way. They ain't complain when they made Jesus look like that. Right. You get what I'm saying? Back to the psychological aspect that I loved in this shit. This guy was... Matt Damon was having a long day. He was.

The longest. Yeah, he was having... The longest of days. This guy couldn't catch a break anywhere. and they kept telling them the people that knew, they kept telling them, yo dog, you're gonna make it back, but it's just gonna be you.

Yeah, the seers and the fortune tellers and such. And he kept telling them, I'm bringing my people. Yeah. I'm bringing my guys, all us is coming. I love this aspect. And they kept saying, no, they not.

Yeah, because they're gonna fuck it up. And then you saw, and then they showed you where, at every turn them niggas wouldn't believe him. Yeah. At every turn them niggas just wouldn't listen, went, had their own plan, their own agenda,

now you're a pig. But it was humorous on both of their parts because he also, like, right from Rip, after they win the war and they're heading back, they're like, we can go this way, this is where the trade wins go. And he's like, nah, we're going to go this way and we'll get there before them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. We're going to go on our old way and we'll get there

before them. So don't even trip. And then all the bad shit in the war. world happens too. Listen, Charlize Theron is so fine in this movie that... And every movie.

That we got to excuse her. Yo. Hold up, bitch. Charlize. And Lepeda. Oh, no. And Hathaway. And Zendaya.

Zendaya. Who was in there for about 45 minutes, but still she was in there. She was in there. Charlize Daron is so fine that I'm ignored that news circulating on the white side of the internet. I didn't see it

Oh, she's South Africa Yeah, that's true That's her They're on her Because she adopted them black kids Oh, that was her Oh yeah I said

I can't wait to adopt Jackson her oldest And And if you put it in Google right now Google gonna tell you That Jackson told Charlize Theron At three years old

That she was transgender Mm-hmm she told the baby that? At three years old. Or did the baby tell her that? The baby told her. That's what it's going to tell you on Google. So now there's pictures on the internet of Charlize Dron

looking a little crazy with a black daughter that's trans. I just don't want to hear shit when I adopt me them white triplets from Alabama and I'm naming them all rural black shit. Jerome, Rashid, like they've been coofies and all that. I'm dressing them like drug dealers and I'm getting their hair grew and they're getting stitch braids and I don't want your shit when I come in with my three piece white.

I don't, it's not too much white. Three piece white. No biscuit. It's not too much I can say I don't want to give the movie away. Go see it but wow. Yeah, the most important thing to me and I'll try to do without spoiling is the way we know how it ends, right? Yes, but the way that they do it is very different.

In the Odyssey from what I've read and what I've seen how it portrayed For instance, the Trojan horse is an awesome thing. They give a different angle on it. Let me just put it that way. Got you. Without giving spoilers.

There's a lot of psychology and shit like spirituality and shit that you can even apply to modern day politics about all of the shit. In the movie. It's not just stories and oh, here's a cyclops and we put his eye out. It's not that. It is, but it isn't. Got it. There's reasons behind all of it. I can't wait to see you.

I'm making me want to see it. Where does this rank among his movies for you all? It's up there. It's like an interstellar. It's kind of a similar story to interstellar, sort of, in the fact that it's a long journey to get back home kind of shit. It's that realm for me. It's funny, I was telling Parks outside,

I think this fall I'm going to do a complete rewatch of everything Nolan. All his shit. Damn. Everything Nolan. You might get something. The following insomnia, fucking momentum, the prestige, which I've seen a million times. I probably have the prestige,

memorized. But back then, when I was watching it, I didn't know I was watching Nolan. I thought I was watching like a fire just like B-side DVD that nobody knew about. So I want to go watch it all. This would be high for me. It's pretty interesting too. I was telling Joe on the balcony that the reason why this all happened, he was supposed to do Troy.

Yes. And then the dude that wrote Troy bought it back because the film company canceled his version of Batman and Superman. And so Nolan got Batman as a result of losing Troy. And now he got to double back. So to double back. And knock out the part. This is, oh my God.

Yo. And this is maybe, let me think, let me think on the Nolan, Nolan. Yeah, this is the closest we're getting to a glimpse into what a Christopher Nolan horror film would look like to me. There's some elements of that there for sure. I mean, they go to hell. Yeah. Literally. There's some shit.

And I heard an interview of him saying that Oppenheimer, for him had some of that. I'll go check the rewatch. This, I just thought it was like obvious. Oh, he's killing this. He would murder. He's killing. He would kill a horror movie. No pun.

A horror feeling. It would look like throwback old school. His mind is just different, yo. His mind is different. His ability to play with time also is incredible. And he's done that with memento, with insomnia, with inception. with Interstellar. Most of his movies play with time.

Batman begins. That's his fucking unique storytelling. And I thought that that was real easy to follow in this film. I saw some criticism again early of how he hopped around. But he did a really masterful job of just dancing all these different timelines he did. That's amazing, man. You get people who don't necessarily read epic poems. Right.

Which is like the audience. film watching audience. Most people to get into this and watch it and really embrace it like a movie and not just like a film adaptation of a Greek classic. It's dope. I mean, that's a unique talent right there. Yo, I'll come walking back, dog. After watching Odyssey, maybe Tom Holland is an A-lister.

That's not the same person. Who is not what we were talking about? Who are you fighting about? We were talking about Toby McGuire. Get him the fuck out of it. Hey, are you crazy? Oh, man. I'm in the movie there, feeling bad.

Tom Holland, but sure. Oh, no. Tom Holland's an A-lister. He's just like a plain-looking A-lister. But he's a... Toby McGuire, don't say that name again in here. That's who he was fighting. Why? Was it a slow news day?

A lot of people think that he is the best Spider-Man. Because he was kind of the first... Yeah, nostalgia. Was he in the Odyssey? No. And he's not married to Zendaya either. All right, I don't give a fuck about what Toby. He did bad guys place.

Who did a better Spider-Man and Toby? We could talk about the nigger that starred in Joe's apartment. Tom Holland got another Spider-Man coming out in two weeks, me. Tom Holland got another Spider-Man coming out in two weeks. He was doubling back on this stuff. He's having a good year, boy. Yeah, sheesh. Yeah, exactly.

But what's Toby McGuire doing? Nothing, right? Making out Ice Spice at the White Party. Because he would, then why did she do that? Because that's Spider-Man. Hey, in Hollywood language, it's over. It's over, dog. That's fucked up.

Hey, in the Hollywood group chat, when that went around, it was like, oh, man. Ice spice, eh? And Tom's got hoop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was great.

And that's before we talk about Shalamee laughing. Can him out of here? Oh, my God. Yeah. I mean, what? This nigga been in some shit. It's over, dog.

You pumped that shit up in London. We go. That, I'm sorry. No, that Lupita thing had me thinking about casting. I'm going to ask you. I really curious to some other people up here, but you got to get somebody to play you. in the biopic, the Joe Button biopic.

Who do you choose? Trey. Oh, that's actually, that's like that Jafari Jackson shit, Jafar Jackson shit, like where you look so much like the person is perfect. But outside of your son, who do you choose? Don't just go offering my son opportunities. I pick Trey. That might not be on the table for him.

So what, I picture on a blue. I could buy probably a smoother. So what? You can't. We just don't know. You can't pick nobody look just like you like.

We just don't know. Who the fuck else look like Joe Button besides the tray button? Oh please. Everybody looks a lot of Nick's a shit out of Joe button.

I don't get fucking at somebody look. He's make a light skit. He'll get a nigga like inch to play. I'll pick a old white boy. You'll change his whole character. You would pick a white man to play a little.

You think that too. Ah, that was a trick. It was a setup. I was joking. That's a good question, Mark. That's a good question. And it would be my son. I mean, I'm talking shit, but he could play like Young Joe.

Because he got to play one of the Joe. You can like comment to play old Joe. I mean, there's a lot of people you could get. There you go. There's actually ain't a bad. Common? I could see common playing old Joe. It's funny.

We got to say rest in peace to Hal Williams. Yeah. It's on the board. For a long time, I thought that Hal Williams was Carl Weathers. Oh, my God. You said it publicly already, but don't tell anybody else that. Oh, boy. I was like.

Oh shit, this thing is a dude, dude's happening. Oh, Apollo killing. He's everywhere. He just got muscles. This thing are getting, he can act. When I was young, when I was young. I was young. I was a kid.

Like 30? Yo, what are you talking about? Anyway. John Legg was I will threw me off a little bit sometimes. It was a little bit of a different role for John Leguzaa. And I don't know if that's just me typecasting him in my brain. It could be. Yeah.

It might have been. Because he's a phenomenal actor. It was just weird seeing him playing like an old blind guy. He is a great actor. He is. We're away and all that. Y'all can't go move all the Oscars to the side. That's a fact.

They got them. Yeah. Anything technical is there. The score. Yeah. Anything filming, they're going to get them all. If I had to say a critique, Matt Damon just lacks like a fucking edge, like charisma.

I think that was kind of the point. though? He not the most character. I think it was too. It was a little bit the point, I think. I think it was too. Because that's the whole hubris and folly of like being a headstrong but fucking up. Like you kind of need someone that's a little bit off. If it's someone that's super

superheroy, it would be weird. Not super superheroie, but like 300 superheroie or just a little bit. Not through the whole movie but like at the end of the movie when... You get some whips of ass? Yeah, you back now? They don't know. They're playing

around with your name, you got the little laundry sheet on. If he had a little more, um, boy, when that shit came on. But think about any, it was crazy. That was. Any movie he's ever been in, that's his. And he was ripped up, though. Damina. He was shredded up.

You know what I mean? Like Goodwill hunting, blah. Jason Bourne, blah. All of those movies. It's like understated. Yeah. Like his oceans, all of that shit, he's just this. That's a good point.

What? He's just an even kill guy. Like, it's just. He don't never, he's a little exhibit. Yeah. He's every man. Yeah. Yeah.

That's it. And I'm sure that was the whole purpose. He was shredded the fuck up in that movie. Matt Damon. 55. Mad Damon's getting Oscars. Oh, yeah. Mad Damon is getting Oscars.

Yeah. Yeah. He's great. He's dope. I want some lotus flower to. Let's see what that's all about. Who? She kept giving him the lotus flower to keep him hide up.

Yeah. Look at your brother. The lotus flower people. Yo. And they might have been the illest ones. They might have, go see it. Go see it, because I don't want to keep talking about. When you go see it, then we can have

another conversation about it. Go see it. But see it. Let me say it this weekend. No, you won't. If you ain't got your tickets yet, you ain't going to see it. Yeah, you got to. I just can't catch it.

I want to see it in 70 millimeter I max. That you can't get a ticket. You might go to the hood for the first one. Yeah, yeah. I'm just going to go. First round, just go ahead. Just so I can see the movie. We got the BCR.

You know, the barbershop got it on. The cam quarters shit. I still go to the barbershop. they got Odyssey playing. Talking about, nah, this is the early movie screening. This ain't the normal bootleg. Shit, you said? For preview all the time.

Ice used to add a good bootlegs, boy. Used to. What was it? Award nomination. Yeah, yeah. Consideration. Ice was that, nigga, too. Paramounting them cleaned them up.

They started emailing them. Yo, dog. Post my movie again, nigga. One more game. Go ahead, post it again. Just a little bit like snitching. Change. A lot of it.

Yeah. Wait, did I say something up here to make people believe I'm against that? Against what? Snitching it. I hope not. Don't misread me. Anywhoops. Come on, let's get moaning the game.

Big moan-up. When you said Matt Damon was 55, my lip dropped. I guess he would be that old now. Yeah. He's better up for a while. Go to a long time. Nineties. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm more of a Jason. I'm a fan, but... You'll fuck Matt Damon. Quick, quickly. And Ben Affle. Can I just... No.

Can we start... Can I name white guys you will fuck and then you make a noise when I'm wrong? Okay. Like, say something when I'm wrong. Okay. Or we could do it like the TikTok challenge? Yeah. All right.

Can I start? So every time he's right, I open my eyes. No, no, no. No, you just be quiet if I'm right. Okay. But when I'm wrong, jump it. Okay. Oh, no.

We got Matt Damon. I got one for him. That's what kind of he got. That's right. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. Oh, my God, I love. Just from that motherfucking Lincoln. Commercial boy.

Well, you wouldn't fuck, man. Black girls. No, she would. He's my favorite. He's my absolute favorite. George Bloney. Rap it. All right, we got to name some of the ugly white dudes.

Toby, what, quiet? While she's still quiet. She's still quiet. Yeah. She quiet. She quiet. She quiet. You know what this game?

And noisy for the game. You know what this game teaching me? Lucy goose. Well, two things. I'm supposed to be loud. Moaning, fuck all them, niggins. And two, I know about

hate white guy names. Right. I'm down to Jeff Goldblum. I was there too. I was there too. From the fly? Yes. Would you?

This is a high-stakes question, would you? No. No. Like back then? You all good, did? Oh, what's my Liam Neeson?

No Ben Affleck No What's my man name That fucking Matthew McCarty Trumps everybody Tom Hardy

No The other time though Holly Cruz Brady Brady Brady Yeah, all right, this game has lost it.

It's lost her fast. This isn't going to what we thought. At all. We got to do this with somebody with like... Next word. Fish is in this joke. Any who. Yeah, go see that shit.

What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? We got new music. There was a lot of new music. A lot of music.

A lot of music. We got a raw album. Shit, I got an house at 2 a.m. Fucking, I ain't here. Shit. I got old. I didn't listen to a lot. I tried to skim it as much.

I could, but I downloaded like 10 albums. Damn. It was a lot. I bought Larry June. I got June. I bought Masego. Rome Street's Mesaigo. I bought Sid.

I bought Sid. Steve Lacey. The whole internet is outside. Steve Lacey got a new album? Yeah. Baby Rose. He didn't tell me Baby Rose dropped. And they said the internet is dropping in 2027.

Alumbray. Oh yeah. I know that Albury album is, come on. Now you know, I feel about it. Archimus and, oh, no, gangrene. You heard it? That's the only I have my pre-ordered in two years, three years. I don't do that pre-order shit, but I did it.

Al-B.L. dropped the tape. We got a double disc from Tori. One disc is all rap. The other one is all R&B. Okay. It's called the, was it, made you think I was gone. But, and first disc one, all rap, 12 songs. Disc 2, 11 songs are R&B.

I don't know how. how he's recording. The shit sounds great. Okay. I skimed, I got through maybe five songs on the rap side, and then I said, let me jump in here, some of the R&B as well. This shit sounds... At this point, he has to be recording new music, right?

It can't be from the archives. Well, there's bars on here saying I'm like Dean and A. Could it be right? So this has got to be some new shit in here. Stupid question, but could it be right in his A. I don't... It's a very good A. Let's put it that way.

It's a very good... If that is the case... Like the way Beans do. I haven't heard the music. Oh, yeah, he could be, he could be, you feelie, niggins got to stop it. Beans uses AI because he got shot as long as fucked up, and you can get that old sound now with AI.

That's the only time A. That's why I thought Megatory was right. Legitory, them put out eight albums. Facts, yes. In the last. Jail bid. Yeah. But you're saying this one sounds like.

But a lot of the other shit was like older, because he's a, you know, some of those dudes record a lot of music and just go in the vault, grab a couple joints. This shit sounds newer. Like, he is some shit in here. I even gave a benefit of doubt Like one song is called Jalen Brunson

Okay maybe you just change the name To make it more current But there are bars in here that are current And that's exactly the song we gotta play actually Because I'm like Not because it's titled Jalen Brunson Nah That's why

No no no no I don't care what this one was title I'm gonna tell you the truth He could have title He really just took off on this And he went So much money I can't even count I got scented away I'm going touchdown passes in the club

For you bitches their place Look at y' pussy niggas section bunch of bitches that we already date Try to a real real no reason This she feel like we all right Sound good reverb ready It's actually It's the best of bullshit Facing 22 years I said,

I be killer fuck coming every year I can build balls up in a bunch town with a bad beach Cores in the glass bars everywhere Sounds good It's the best jail It's the best jail studio ever I don't know what the fuck is going on. I really don't.

I can't explain it. I just know this shit sounds amazing. Especially for a nigga that just got stabbed 97 times. I wish you niggas come back and say, yo, I'm all right. I think that's what this is. No. No. Some of us care about you.

Huh? Where ain't going to say it? Other than sold? How do you get messages out on me other time? You can get a message out to say, I'm good. You can call. You can do it on your Instagram. You can do a lot of different ways.

He probably wants sympathy. If I'm trying to get out of jail, I'm not letting y'all know I'm okay. Word. That's a good point. I can't breathe. Sounds good. Yeah. I want to get back to the rest of, like I said, there's a quick skim, rap side, R&B side.

It's Tori. Yeah. Yeah. What's the R&B side like? He got, well, what was just interested on here. Oh, rock out, Joe. Again, I don't have my favorite songs memorized. So I don't know what's what.

That's crazy. I hear a lot of Drake influence and interpolation on the R&B shit. I like when Tori does that because he knows how to do it. This is the last track on the R&B side. It's called I Know Everything. Not bad. Sound like bootleg Drake to me. A little bit.

But he's in jail. Yeah. This track. Hey. If you could boot buddy, train. You make the workday feel shorter. You make the sun feel like it's shining brighter. We love y'all.

Listen, man, you got to last night. Don't stay my kids getting too real on my side. He confused me because he got a record called First Day Out up here. which we know what the first day outs are and this one is first day our R&B version but he ain't had no first day out right the first day I'm supposed to be how you felt after the day.

No, he got out to go to the hospital after they stabbed him all the times he didn't just stay in his jail so that's what I'm saying we didn't get an update sorry I love you but that's fucked up like niggas that practice yeah if you get if they come out

and say even though Mark brought up a good point yeah if you're trying to get out of jail yeah and he's saying that he feared for in life all that shit Yeah. You don't want to act like anything Hokie Dory

in this bitch Yeah, I get it That's why they want To send that nigga right to Canada That jail shit boy Yo, you niggas that could do

a bid through the summer Oh man, y'all got salute I'm not gonna t-trade Salute y'all Noggins from my hood would be like What?

Four years Oh man I do that shit on my head I do it on my head That's your favorite line That's it You know you get it You got it right Right before to get their

McDonald's And give it up Same threw that shit on my back nigga, I'd be like, okay. Absolutely. You got it. Through the summer?

No, I can do it on the handstand. It ain't that, like my brother was just telling me he said it's actually, he said it's cold all year, right? If anything, they're wearing sweaters and hoodies at night because it's cold in the summer. He upstate is freezing. Yeah, it's cold in the summer and it's hot. Yeah, okay.

I'm about to say y'all must be talking about real prison rules. That ain't the case in County. Oh, yeah. Look at that jail get real hot. How do you know what the case is in county, Joe Button? Because I've been the county. Here we go. A bunch?

A bunch. I've been to county a bunch. A bunch of times. Which floor? The room where the... Would you want to go with the two-way mirror in it? With the turtle suit? Oh, shit.

Oh, man. This guy, yeah. The turtle suit. Mon, do you think none of us in here ever did nothing for real, right? No. I know for a fact that all of you have broken along, especially parks, the most. Parks price sold bricks. And I believe all of it, but I think of all right in the room,

the person that hasn't touched grass in the longest would be Joe Wan because he's been famous his whole life. That's such an interesting point. Joe, do you think about that? He don't know what's going on out here in these streets. Think about what, Mark, tell me. You haven't been rich most of your life, but you've been famous most of your life. And at some point, you will have been rich most of your life.

Is it God willing? Yeah, yeah. That changes a lot of perspective on you. My wife told me that about me. not about the money part, but it's just about, I've been doing this like 20 years. And so in my adult life, most of my adult life, and certainly most of your adult life, like you've been visible. And you're way more famous than me. Like, do you ever feel like you take shit for granted or like are so out of touch?

Like even when you talk about like what Mona should be doing with her life or where she should live or stuff like that, that maybe that's easy to do because you don't have to live it and you're so detached from it. No, I talk about that like with Mona because I know how much you make. That's the only reason I'd be saying that she should live. This is my favorite part of the show. Let's... Inside track on some of her financials. Oh my God.

Price pick. You got sources. But for me, Mark, to answer you, no, I don't look at it like that. I don't look at it like that at all. How do you see it? I'll plead the fifth, Your Honor. Yeah, you really don't... You can't be serious.

Don't plead the fifth, now. I got a unique way of thinking long before we get to the fame. No, that's true. I agree with that. So I'm clear that my thinking is unique and maybe one or one. But I don't relate that to fame. I relate that to maybe me being a strange bird. A little, yeah.

I agree. I think it's both. Like, because it could be some common shit that the masses may be, aware of and George's be like oblivious and you were like yo I remember one time you and Dale got an argument

over the money that people make and you were just like what? Who don't make $50,000? And the room was like See that's a good example Like the room was like Like you know what I'm saying

So again That's some of the stuff But that's more to me being unique Because I remember having that same argument When I was six years old With Michael Paul About how humans are created

Michael Paul was trying tell me that people are having sex to have a baby. And I said, Michael Boss, you have a dumb ass up. That means everybody's fucking. You think everybody's having sex? You're dumbies, right?

So I don't, I just bit a little... Got it. You know what I mean? Anyways, what do you talk about? Our favorite part of the show. Yeah. And I don't think I act like them famous people. Oh, come on.

We're going to be in a whole night. I don't think I act like them. How so? Case and point, the Jay-Z Yankee Stadium show. All of the famous people was in the famous section and wanted to be in the famous section. Some of the people that wasn't famous wanted to be in the... That's where all the mix and the glitz and the glam and the cameras

and the paparazzi and the celebrities and all that shit. Y'all know that. That's against some of my beliefs. You only be in a private suite. You want to be away from people. Above all the people. Above all the noise. But yeah.

He's right. Yes. like the recluse that I am, like the introvert that I am. That's fair. Not like the famous person I am. I'm socially awkward. I get that. A lot of motherfuckers won't play the sweets because they nobody see you. They won't be seen. You won't be seen.

There's just no different than going to a basketball game or something. You got to sit, not just courtside, but you got to get TV seats courtside. Even if you're supposed to sit behind fat show. But even my nick seats, you're making, you're making a joke. But the famous people wouldn't go to the game. They wouldn't take those games. They wouldn't take the seats. Nope. That's true. Seriously, I mean, you're joking around.

No, no, if they could afford them, they would sit in court side. You are in exceptions because you can certainly afford them more than some of the people sitting there. You just choose to do that. And I have no problem sitting right there. And you don't desire to move up. No, well, no, no, no, no, hold up now. That's not. That's not.

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So during the ad, I thought there's some more, another scenario, rather recent, that I don't behave like a famous person. I really don't act like a famous person at all. Like, I know you say that. I don't think you act like a famous person at all. I think being famous so long shapes your perspective of how you see the world or how you see other people's shit. That's what we say. That's what I'm saying. You don't move like a famous person.

Yeah, but I mean, my great network of people do a great job of keeping me grounded. And humble? Humble. keeping humility at the forefront of things at all times. So the other day, I lied. Oppenheimer was my... You just going to let that right. Oppenheimer.

No, he said he lied. Okay. No, I lied about the movie being my first time out. It was a lie. That was my second time out. What was the first? My first time out. I did go bowling the other day with none other than Sue Surf.

My bad, surf. I did go. go bowling with Sue surf and Fetty Wop. Okay. Fettie Wob didn't bowl. He just came in. You know I mean? We'll talk later. So yeah, I went bowling with

Sue Surf, Mark. And he was calling me ahead of time. So we were gambling. We were like, yo, it's going to be a bowl. Just, can I pause you something clear. Your example of you're not moving like a famous person is you going bowling with Sue Surf and Fettie Wap? Not at all. Not at all.

You just can't talk and listen at the same time. That's why I'm asking for pause. All you got to do is mute up, my brother. No problem. Go ahead. So I go bowling with none other than Sue Serf the other night. He called up a few friends. He told me it was going to be me, him, Fettywap, Kevin Durant, and a couple of his homies.

And we were going to go bowling. This was at some bowling alley I never been to. And we were going to wager, right, on bowling. Okay. I don't bowl a lot, but I figured I could beat the nigger that just came home. They don't have a bone alley in prison. So we go. I give my permission slip signed.

But the thing about living with your girl, I have a lot of my talks on speakerphone. Okay. So she can hear. Sometimes the people I'm talking to maybe don't know. So surf is like on the day of, he changed it from, it was going to be Kevin Durant, Fetty Watt,

me and him, and he changed it to it's going to be some of his friends. of a different gender. That's what he was saying on the phone. Oh, that could be complicated. Oh, my girl. What happened to that? Look it stupid.

Look, stupid over there. I said, baby, no need to fret. Do you think there's a world where me and Sue surf would fuck the same girl? Don't do that to surf. She said no. But I do think there's a world where the same girl. would fuck you and sir. That's a good answer.

That's a great answer. That was smooth. That was smooth. That's a good one. Anyway, I said, babe, I'm taking the kids. Taking my son. I'm taking your son. Now what you got for me, daddy time.

I'm in there as a father, a stepfather, a business owner. Come on. Talk to me now. I got my permission slip sign. Took my ass over the wall and to bowl. Got there early. Surf comes in and surf has This is the part Mark where I'm saying

I don't move like. Surf has hired 19 security guards Along with his friends. One of his friends is crippled. I didn't ask how. I just assumed. I assumed I already. So now me and my non-famous

I ain't ask him out. He was walking with a, I ain't say, you know, dog, I just guessed what happened to him. That's your man. So anyway, so I'm moving around by myself. So I'm going outside, like to use the phone, to talk to my driver. I'm just moving around.

And at some point in the night, I noticed that they start coming with me. The security guards, they follow me around. When I go back in, one of them talked to me. They got the stressful face. They say, Joe. Oh, no, this wasn't a security guard, because them niggas were mills. and they weren't talking. But Sir's crippled hom, he says,

Joe, do me a favor, dog. When you make a move, please, just notify anyone. And I looked him in his eyes. Because I know what he was saying was sincere. He meant that shit. I looked him in his eyes. I said, listen, my brother, that's never going to happen. There will never be a day on earth where I let one of y'all know

that I'm going outside in New Jersey. So y'all can come with me. So Cripple on me, say, all right, nigger, I'm gonna come with you. I say, yeah, nigga, bring your crippled ass. Nigger, we'll take him like this. He said, no, we won't. He said, no, we won't. Let, look, we're going to fool on.

He said, hey, he said, the last thing we're going to do is some of this. Don't let this game fool you. It's s p. Chill out, chill out, chock, stop, stop. What happened, free? You shouldn't say that. Stop. We don't know of his conditions allow him to be around people that got.

Well, I don't know that he really, I'm just telling you talk. This don't know. I never saw nothing. I never seen nothing. I'm telling you about hypothetical conversation. Got it. Okay. Anyway, I'm just bringing it up to tell Mark that I don't move like that.

I'll move like that. I'm moving around on my, what up? It's you keep making faces all pies. Actually, keep making faces. You kind of proven a point a little bit. Thank you. Because you're sitting there saying, I don't, you've been famous so long, which is what they say, you're a little detached.

Shit can happen. And you kind of not realizing that because in your famous world, you live in the world where that type of shit, you don't even worry about these things. You move in places where that's the furthest thing from your mind. So, yes, going outside the spot with. No, no, not that that's the furthest thing on my mind. I'm protected by my higher power.

I'm protected by God. I hear that. Whatever's going to happen. I have made peace with God determining that for me my faith is in someone greater than me well we speak in a world of probability too though Mona for all sleep you start talking about God

now you believe in God yeah Muslim Allah is God that's what I'm saying stop playing around no no seriously first of all the fact that Joe don't believe that he's like a little

from being famous all his life is because he's been famous all his life I'm just telling y'all's not from being famous So what is it? You say it's a combination of the two. Oh, like he's just natural. It's definitely a combination. It has something to do with it. We've walked out of clubs and how we just move around in a club, out the club, all of that stuff is as a result of fame.

Look, as a result of fame is. We don't stop the talk. You high step it. As a result of the fame, I'm in the bowling alley, mine in my business being faithful and bowling. It's like a magnet, though. The aura was ordering. I wish you leave. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Look, it's the Sondon Bob, though. He was with me just. Yeah. It's like a magnet. So what I'm telling you is, boy, I was so faithful. The discipline. The discipline that it takes.

This is why we move on a whole topic. We think about a whole topic. Every topic get to this. dragons he's like man I'm sure friends Sir friends They said shot a clock They said shot a clock

Everybody's blinking Shots everyone I said no thank you No thank you And they say Oh you want to know Where you going after day We're going to the hookah spot

Hey we're going to the hookah Now is my girl I love that you all give that silence Because yeah That was just a trick That was a trick You think it's bitches You're just getting a lot of shit on

Anyways, I can't go out with your arms going to bed. Here you go. Then you know what one of them said. Me too. Move over. With who? Oh, shit. That's what I want to know.

Who are you going to bed with? And I said to myself, they ain't that the darn this. You smell that's safe. You know. That niggas is looking at me like, No, it wouldn't be like that. Whenever you got to go straight home, the threesome of fall.

Right in your fucking lap, boy, you gotta fight. You gotta get that shit above. The demons are the threesome will land. Right? More non-famous problems. I'm out here, man. Wait, so who was a ball match? Yo, I got fucking whipped up on.

Damn. By fucking stupid-ass surf. Oh, you think it's scared. How many times you bowl since he was locked up? I got beat by dumb-ass surf. end up paying him like, actually, no, I end up breaking even, but he beat me the first two games.

Second game, I think I was tripling nothing, so I won. That's when I turned it up, 3. 190, whatever, I bowed up here. And then it was thing, but you can't bowl. Yo, if you call me for the bowling thing and we get back to new music, if you call me for like a bowling function,

I'm coming to bowl. The people you bring should have fucking bowlers etiquette, not sir, friends. Please, you're sitting there trying to get a turkey. These niggas is dancing in front of you. Lane. They fucking throw that shit. They fucking

grip walking. They're doing all types and shit. So, yeah, it was some distractions I had to work through, but that's just how we walked, Joe. We had a good time. Shout out of service, man. We got to do that again. Yo, we got to do that. We got to bring back. I'm with it. Also, that shit was more

of a workout than my workouts. Again. It can't be. Bowling. We played four games. games because he talked about because when I won a third game I was ready to go home he talking about now you know you can't leave right uh shit oh fine right run it run it fine that's real now my old body was fucked out my whole body was wrong we got to bring that back but would you both would you bowl if we set up like a little bowl tonight i love a bowl oh don't we got to do this then yeah we do yeah that's a good i'm not good i'm just about

It doesn't matter. Just the fact that I'm going out and getting some chicken wings. Yep. Yeah. Myrilla sticks are good in there. Yeah. They had the motherfucking Molly crew on. This was the only lucky strike that didn't have no vibe.

Get a picture of beer. Some Budwiser. It's one of those. And what you talk about? It's one of those. It got to be. That's the best kind of bowling at all. You get a pitcher of flat beer.

It wasn't a vibe in that shit. They were playing the best of ACDC. Yeah. I'm a bowling. That's all supposed to be at the bowling out. Yeah? No, it's not. No, shit.

No, they don't took the bowling house. I know it did. Oh, yeah, I lost the Naeem too. Naeem had a good game. Naeem, thank you for texting me that. I'm sorry. Really, really, really. You just lose the served off.

Back to, back to music. Back to music. I'm just going to play only one record on this Ombre project because you're all going to say I glaze. But I do glaze. I bought I ain't listened to yet. Ambrey shit is. I fuck about it.

fire I'm gonna play the song that sounds like the 80s record because y'all know that's my vibe where is it I think it's this let's hear it yeah come on man you know you win me over with some 80s shit let's do it why not record is the art project and name of the project is peyote I think but as I get older I forget how to read like the drug uh like the drug yeah it's peyote yeah okay great Yeah. This sounds good. What else we got?

What else we got? What else we got? On the music for it or just period? And period. Period. Period. Before we leave music, I just want to shout my brother Ars out. He just dropped the new project today.

Call for your Grammy consideration. He worked like a motherfucker on this project. And just want to shout him out. So if you, a fan, go check it out. I'm going to check it out. I'm going to check it out. It's a little arse. Anybody else got any music?

I think we went through everything. I copped. Mona, what's your cousin up to? Your cousin with the mixed taste. He's chilling. He locked up. See, and that's why I don't support. That's why I don't support cousins.

His first day out won't be crazy. Hey, all right. First day out. Talk about it. Speaking of first day out, I read something that said, Pushaise, he paid all the niggas 5K apiece to go Rob Gucci, man. Damn. It was a text message that we don't know for sure.

Yeah, but in the text message you said, yo, we killed that shit. We got... No, really, Joey? No, in the text message. Somebody was texting one of the niggas. He was like, yo, all you niggas are stupid, dumb niggas that went and did a $15 million hit over $5,000.

I didn't need to see the text. That might not have been each. Oh, shit. I think it was each. I think it was each. I didn't need the text message to think that all the niggas was stupid, though. Right. Of course.

Of course. There ain't nothing to talk about that anymore. One camera. This is ridiculous, man. On camera. That's Iceman, man. That's not Iceman. It's a shame.

That nigga music is hard. That nigga music. That's all I care about. The rest of that shit, y'all can have it. What's hard? I hope you get Torrey Lane to sell. Get the same. Get the same mic.

Same thing. Same all of that shit. I'm just hopping around because it's a slow news day. Since you're talking about Gucci, you know, we obviously last episode talked about the Boosie situation, him getting scammed or whatever, him suing.

He had to go live on social media. Had to. Had to. Had to. A couple days ago defending himself because people were saying that he's a rat for suing. And they said that because

he was talking about Gucci, that it was hypocritical for him that didn't go out and be suing these people for his bread for the pardon or non-parton. And I actually wanted, I was saying, as they were talking, I was thinking I wonder why I say I should think about this Why I don't get caught up in that rat shit

I tell you all the time I don't follow street rules I tend to decide with issue on this I know it's like two different sides of it that's why I don't have all a particulars one I don't necessarily from what I know I don't have all of the facts I don't think Gucci rat it so I don't necessarily even look at it

like that like and then for Busey and if you did rat it was smooth I don't know if he read it neither What Gucci do cooperate? No, but cooperation and ratin are two different things I don't feel like getting into the deep part of that But I don't even know if Gucci filed a statement ever You keep trying to corner him, but he gets out of him.

He's elusive. Just today. Today he's elusive. Today. I don't know if Gucci I mean by there You're right. Cooperating and ratin

depending on how you want to slice it It could be different, I guess. No, no. But I don't think so either. I don't think so either. Cooperation is telling. That's not true. Yes, it is. It's not, cooperation is not always telling, but cooperation is telling.

You're cooperating with the police. You just said cooperation. If you take a plea bargain, you are technically cooperating with the police if you take a plea bargain. So I could go before the court. This is what niggas was talking shit about, served for, and didn't know what the fuck they was talking about. You can go in front of the court and say, yo, my part in these crimes.

are X. You are cooperating. You ain't told on a motherfucking person. You can say, yo, in these particular crimes, my part that I play are boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and take a plea deal. You ain't cooperate and tell on nobody. What you got to say about that?

You're always acting like you know more criminality. I do. He backed you down. He never could. Not on the street talk. And then, Joe, shut up. At the end of the day, like, Prove it.

Old school, like old school niggins deep in this. You don't deal with them people so you're not going to cooperate because you don't deal with the people to talk to the people. So if you were to make a statement or take a plea, you would do it with your lawyer versus doing it

in the wrong with a DETA. It's a difference. I didn't say nothing about that. You added that part. What you mean? Added what? I just said, niggas say that you cooperated.

Yeah, niggas do say that. Your lawyer could have been there when you were signing whatever you signed. Your lawyer could have been there and presented the plea bargain agreement to you. You added your lawyer being present versus just being in there

with the DT. Because people think that they could talk to a DT. and you can't. You think you can maneuver around the copper, copper really, like, put your hand, you know what I mean? Jam you up. And jam you up.

And now you didn't put a really main statement about another person. But at the end of the day, cooperation, it is telling still. I mean, that's what we consider it. My thing is, I feel like there's never no line drawing like when people was out the street. If Gucci Man is not a street guy,

he ain't, to me, Gucci Man out of drugs, stomach flat, not drinking syrup. That's not street Gucci to me. That's CEO Gucci. even if he made bad decisions on who to sign like Joe has highlighted 15 times, right? Because truthfully, that would be the most way you can avoid a situation like that by not being around those kind of people. You know what I mean?

Let alone signing them. But if you are actively in the streets, you cannot fuck with the police. It's a simple equation. Nobody seems to like understand that. I think people's problem is a thing of perception and an image to what you're saying. Because, yes, back to Gucci, you can be completely obviously. the streets, you can't be a businessman, but if you're still presenting yourself and talking about street shit in a way, because that was the whole thing. There's a video of him a couple months

ago saying, hey, and whatever happened, don't involve them, people, keep it in the streets. You get what I'm saying? So it's like, people's problem with Gucci is he appears to be playing both sides. Whereas on one hand, you're a businessman, okay, cool, but you're still promoting and living off a street shit and talking about street shit as if you still are street. And that was Boussey's point. Right. That's a lot of people's point. I'm just doing business.

He said, somebody, I signed a contract. You know what I mean? I signed a contract and somebody violated the contract. If I can't sue you for a contract, then what the fuck? They ain't got nothing to do it. Selling drugs. They got under the street. I didn't put a case on nobody.

And I feel like the shit is so extreme now just to tie this up. Like, to me, it's like you can't even have an involvement in a legal process without being called a rat. You know what I'm saying? Like, I called the police yesterday. It's first I never called the police. No, no, I'm talking about for like For this kind of you understand what I'm saying

Like I've never called a, I don't never call it a piece On nobody Get the nigg the niggas off you What you're saying? Get the niggas off you? No, I had a fucking I had a raccoon in my trash can Listen to me

But I still felt anxious about I had never like called a little raccoon from Nope It's a nigga nickname He was on your lap He was inside the trash Yeah Yeah

And I went to take out the trash There was a fucking raccoon And he was about to jump out There's some black men Call the police called me I live in the suburbs This is what I paid for And this is animal control

Nigger Fuck you call the number For me for And the suburb 9-1-1 is animal control Okay So I was complete I didn't know who the car I looked it up and said

Call 911 For a minute I hesitated Because of all this dumb shit I've been thinking about my whole life I literally had to pause for a minute They was like

I pay all these fucking taxes I'm down 9-1 To get this fucking That's how though My car got stolen I'm so confused He got attacked by a raccoon This shit is so stupid

No no no no no no I know, I comprehend well. I'm still confused. And he fucking said that shit on Big Raccoon. You called the cops on a raccoon. What you say? Yes. Baster, his niggins is going to get you.

Mark. Who was he supposed to do? Fight the niggins. What would you do? Raccoon. You're just like a raccoon down. Go. Are you asking me what I would have?

I would have put the top on the garbage can. I would have dragged that garbage can somewhere, and then I would have gotten a new garbage can. That's a car. That's so great. What is he talking about? You do you say that. something better. You fucking rich

wasteer. You fucking it's rich, it's wasteful, and then you just dump the raccoon into your neighbor's fucking area. I'm not calling the cops because there's a wrecked. I was called the animal control. Where was you going to drag the garbage kid too? To anybody else? Are you fucking serious?

Yeah. Yes. Marks and they're deported to the rack. You're making deported him. He can wake up. Brunswick. At the worst case scenario, bro, you let you walk away and the raccoon's going to get out the garbage or you kick the garbage can over to let the raccoon get out the garbage can.

Fuck that. When I opened that, first of all, he wanted to see him in handcuffs. Raccoo. Like that. Hard time. Niggas. Niggas caught ice. Yo. When I pull up to the crib, he jumped out the can all the time. This time I opened the can.

Yeah, I was bitching. He was at the bottom of the can. He looked up, I closed the can. I was like, I'm not fucking. Anybody that's sitting in your trash can waiting. I feel like this. In the heat? Yeah, there's 100 degrees outside. It's a rock. Just leave the top open. I wasn't open it because you want to be jump out and fucking bite me.

You saw him. You do MMA. A mark. Hey, Mark. I put up in the real nigga, what the fuck? I closed the can and cry animal control. If that nigga had rabies, you would have been in trouble.

I think you did it right now. Guess what you didn't do? You didn't give them to your neighbors in the call to side. You didn't force this. You don't want to fucking do it. Bro, I hope the Black Association is watching this. Did the police come? He's never been there.

He's never been asked. Mad as hell, too. I fucked up because I was supposed to call right then. Then my mother-law got rushed to the hospital. Oh, yeah, I told you. So she got rushed to the hospital, so I forgot. Then about eight hours later, I thought about it

while I was sitting in the hospital. I need to call for this raccoon. I called the police, and they said... Yeah, how the fuck was this nigga ever in a coat? You're on line with all the agencies. But I'm not calling him. Hospital. You called eight hours later?

I forgot. He's gone. He's gone, Mark. Okay, assholes. He wasn't gone. Spoiler alert. Yeah, because you ain't kicked the garbage over. You left him at the spot.

You heard his little sassy, Spoiler alert. Raccoo was doing. They didn't. He's going. No, he's not. Excuse me, Mark. Can you tell us what happened?

Thank you, Mona. There's more. I called, and the police said, we're not coming. I said, because we don't want to get bit. I said, that's why I'm calling you. I said, is there animal control? I said, not in this neighborhood.

We are animal control. I said, then you got to come. I pay too much money taxes for y'all not to show up. So he shows up. He opens the can. He's bitching to. I saw it. I looked on the little nest.

He looks, he closes. It calls her backup. They eventually try to dump the can over. Was it big, John? It was huge. I wish I could have, I wish I could have gave them your LinkedIn profile. I wish I could have told him all the memorials you've been there recently. Yes, he was dead.

It crawled in there to die. Yes. And he was dead in the bottom of my can. Yeah, he called there to die. Y'all pussy. You're in the cops. He was. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm not fucking, I want to change. It was a person I was a way more comfortable than a raccoon. I got the nerve. I promise. You're tweaking.

The point that you making, I had the same thing with, somebody stole my car. And I didn't, I just didn't know how to, like, 9-1-1. Like, I just didn't feel coming by doing that. Yeah, I can't. Sometimes you call the police for helping they murder you. Somebody just came and got their car. Oh, shit. Here go my shit.

I'm tired of you. You know, shit ain't hitting no more You ain't as nasty since you got that ass Give me my car back Yo Give me my fucking car back You know Oh man

And I was first of all I was super young when this happened I was like 21 And guess what Guess what was in the glove department The car A gun My license and my title

The title and my license In the car? In the glove department That's what they did I'm sure They did that? I'm sure. I never got it back.

I was like already fighting a case from the street so I had to go to jail. But that they stole my car. Are you going on me on purpose? Come on, bro. What kind of car was it? Was there drugs in there? It was a grand marquise.

Oh. I'm that old. It was a grand marquis. It was Marauda. It was a tray bag or something in there. It was Marada. I don't even think it was nothing in it for real. Like I had it.

At 21, you don't even know extra drugs in the car. Come on. Smart. Exactly. At you. But I was. So I was so dumb that I had my title on the glove department. I shit you not.

The title hit my license. I got it. I gave it away, really. Yeah, basically. Yeah. Did you write it off in the taxes? No. But my grandmother called the police from me.

And when the cop got there, he was, like, irritated that my grandmother called, and not me. But he could see I was uncomfortable. He put me in the backseat. I thought you said. He drove to where the car was at. He could see that I was nervous. I was scared. I used to be afraid of police when I was young.

I still don't like cause it used to me. I'm still a little, like I'm not going to get smart with a cop. I'm not going to debate a cop. I'm not. Hold on, no. Depends what situation is. Any situation I didn't. No,

no, every situation I let him have it. That's true. That's true. That's true. It's always like that, Parks, you get pulled over. You know which one of your nigger friends is going to actually make this niggas do his job or make them prove they're supposed to do his job.

Do you know which one of your nigger friends is going to get quiet? You know which one going to cuss. I'm turned right into a slave. Here's my license or sir. I was a sorry we's a speeder, sir I get, because I was like, why he pushes ego? I always been one in them. I'm going to learn to bark back at the police

from this dude over here. Yo, bro. The only time I'm barred famous shit. The only time I'm going to argue is when I see that second car. No, the second car means I'm going to jail. And that's when I turn up. Oh, could you know you're going? Yeah, I'm already gone.

Oh, shit. Before the second car come, I'm the most client naked in the world. When that second car come, I already know they're taking me. And I'm, now I'm about. Joe, what can give them. he would cuss a cup out. He gives that he will create.

If a cop knock on his door right now, Joe will open it. What the fuck are you doing here? Get the fuck off my door. Famous people. That's famous people. That's famous. Famous people.

Yeah. Favis. But certain shit did you all keep attributing to fame that I don't? That's in my DNA. That's just from my dad. Oh, your father cuts a cop out type of. Authority, period.

Yeah. I get that. I think that's... Any figure of authority, we got to show them. You know what? happened? You know what it is, Joe? I'm serious. That's how we wire. The fame allows you to get away with it. That it enabled me.

The fame? No, I see it did not work out for a buddy. Yeah, I'm about to say it's went the other way it's sometimes. Sometimes, but not the way it would have went for a non-famous person. Very seldom. The fame is what allowed to keep going to. The fame allows you not to get your ass whoop and get you choked the fuck out. Because more people know about that choking and that taste. No one's going to tase you for talking shit. If y'all could be famous, y'all want it? No. Fuck no. Too late. Quick, no.

You don't disrespectful that. Is this somebody or 8 million viewer podcast? I wasn't trying to be funny. You're a dick, so you're going to turn it into a joke. Fame is ass. I'm listening to them speak about mine, so I wanted to hear. They are famous.

Everybody's sitting up here is famous to a certain extent. I mean famous. No. We're not Joe Button famous. Like A level fame? Absolutely. B or C level fame. No.

I'm more W. C or D level fame. It's perks that come along with it, but it's also some drawbacks. A lot of tradeoff. You won't sign up for. You two niggas hate internet comments still. You're not going to your kids football game or soccer game without causing a ruckus. You're not being able to go to the grocery store and shop.

You're not being able to go to the movies. You're not being to go to the mall. You say, that sounds like a valid reason to miss the soccer game. But you want to be there to be supportive of your kids. No, that's one gosh. That's a fact. Different. What a phone don't want to do.

I'm the dick. Ish, I really miss going to the grocery store. You can still go to the grocery store. No, you shouldn't go to no more store. Wait, you still going to stores? Your store discernment is where you should try a reputable grocery store. I'm dying with store. Wetman's money.

Hey, yo, actually, hey, big mona. Hey, big de moment. Go to the grocery store. You know, last week I made a wager with Isch and Mark, and we put the money on the wood. And you touched the money, is against all hood rules where I'm from. I stole it.

Let me cut you off there. I stole that money. That's a plot to it. You didn't see that community. Got right to that. Just fuck your little bit. I got your whole punch line up. You're about to stretch that for seven minutes.

Let's get that up out of here. What happened was... I said bitch of your eyes. I took your money and called it a day. No, I bought merch up here. I bought a bag of merch. You go back to the T-shirt. My merch disappeared.

Everybody. People... I don't have no shirts and I ain't make no money. I asked these niggins, everybody, yo. I called, listen, Paul said, what? Yo, I got a shirt. I got a pretty cool shirt.

Your merch, I got one. I was like, oh, Paul, yeah, you got paid for that. Pope was like, what? I found it on the floor between the couches. Even Poe wasn't paying me. I'm telling you. I found it. I'm telling you between me and you.

That's an acceptable answer for me. I think a better answer is, but you dead on your shit. No, no. I totally accept where she's going with this. It's up. Yo. I was waiting for some money for my t-shirts. You didn't get it.

I took my shit. How have I took it? What's up? I get that. Let's go. I don't think you better at this klepto game than me. Oh my God. I probably not.

I quit already. I will have this whole coach. I don't have nothing to steal. You don't like coach. You would never be cordial with a coach. You can't know who you're doing. Coach's made a comeback. I don't know who you're not.

I don't know. They never went nowhere. They just got. No, Coach got a little boring for a while. They got corny in our demo. No, that's because they got corny. They got corny. They weren't bringing nothing new for too long.

The designs and what they was coming out with was bad. And then we were shitting on that you booted that. Then they changed the designer. And they went up. It's cute. Look at that. Look at the, even the little charms that shit. No, for real.

Now, this is exclusive to the coach in the airport. I know it was coming, yeah. No, this is a nice thing. That's Wilmington Coach. Yeah, that's, wow. That's Wilmington Coach Factory. I like Coach's the coach. I always like,

this is dope. And Burlington. No, because somebody told me, somebody told me like you two know and where. Coach, motherfucker really said that to me, did serious. Like, what are you doing with a coach wrecked? And it's like, bitch, what?

I don't know. You know, everybody lived by the rules and what you're supposed to have, which you're supposed to wear. I'm too old for that. I wear what I like shit. So you're not giving me my $150. Fuck, no, you did.

Oh, you took the whole 150? Yes. I thought you took my 50. No, she took 150. Also, I want everybody know, I pay for my train ticket with it. Thanks, fellas. You think, let me say you something, like. These niggas think that, so I'm supposed to, so I come in here with merch and merge

merch and merge going. I follow up with the energy of the building, which is we steal from each other. I steal, and now is the issue? No, let me the best thief win, nigger. Keep win, nigga. Say less then. Tell them what happened to your weed. Wee going.

Motherfucking merch going. I didn't have, listen, I'll be here all day talking about this shit that disappeared up out here. First, I used to blame it on Corey and his women. But I let that go. Woman, one, don't get Cory in trouble. Whatever. Don't get him in trouble.

One girl. Ain't no bitch getting in trade. No, Nick, Cory don't get in trouble about no bitch. One woman. Bitch is get in trouble by Corey. In the great words, David Hollister. That bitch's lucky to be around. You're welcome.

We blessed you with. Corey, girl. Oh shit. Speaking of David Hollister, can I tell y'all something that ain't about nothing at all? Just something I noticed while I was listening to music.

What's up? David Hollister, favorite girl. You know that song, right? I was listening to it recently. I like David Hollister. And I love that song, and I love David Hollister. Shout, shout out of them.

This is how I know I'm toxic. Listen to this song. Check it out. Check the song out real quick. I'm not going to play the old thing. But you know what the premise of the song is, right? I gotta think of that.

This song is about a stalker. And she's stalking him while he's with his favorite girl. He don't call the girl his girlfriend. So we don't know if he's in a relationship. But his favorite girl. Spot him. Yeah. Right.

His favorite eater. That's who he's with. If you say favorite. So now, I listened to this whole song and was stumped. So I know I'm toxic. it because I can't hear what she did to this nigga, the stalker. All she did was

call him a bunch and he's singing his fucking heart out. Tell me if you can hear what she did. Early in the morning, still yawning. Don't you know a dick I have seen? So she text him early.

And it's a pager, so I mean, it ain't nothing but a peep. Listen, look, all she did was called. And somebody's next to him. You think this is a game while you're testing me. You keep on stress for me. It might be too much. She didn't do nothing but call him. No, but if you get it,

repetitively, yeah, what are you talking about? Stop it, yo. Somebody keep blowing up your beeper? At 5 a.m. 6 a.m.? Then you're on the freshman team of stalkers. You got a freshman level stalker. somebody that just learned how to stalk. This is barely stalking.

They're texting you at inappropriate times. Naga, what the fuck is we do? We got to talk to David Hollister for real about what real stalking looks like. I can tell them. Mark could tell him. You could tell him. I've never experienced that. Oh, yes, you have.

You've been stalked. You just do a good job keeping it away from home because the chick's you fuckers like, they got to be 40 miles away. Excuse me, fellas, not to interrupt you, but all you need for a restrained order is proof that somebody called you like three or four times after you said stop the one time. That's not true. Oh, Mark. So if you get the raccoon or phone,

you can keep him away. You can keep him away for good. Right, but listen, it's you that. Wait, wait, hold up. You cooperated? Oh, shit. Oh, wait, you called them. Oh, I didn't know that.

I didn't know. I tried to get restraining orders on people that did way more than I told him stop calling me. You went to the police? Did you? Yes, I actually know. Wait, right. Are you all done?

I'm trying to give y'all's tense. No, we're not done. All right. I'm waiting for you to do it again, man. It's off the heels of you. Okay, listen. So you were stalked to harassed and you called the police because to stop you from him to put your foot up this bitch ad.

All of that. All of that. Yeah, because you really called the police to save a bitch life. Wait, so all the time, you anti-snitching, anti-cooperation. And you didn't just like cooperate. They didn't come to you and say you actually called them. Like my heart is breaking right now. He's such a conundrum.

My brother, my best son. I'm not a conundrum. I'm just surprised. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. But anyway, snitching is for somebody that is committing crime with you and you do whatever you rat. Babe, the train order is writing.

I'm sorry. You call whatever you want. And cooperate. Y'all say whatever the fuck y'all want. She was gonna kill you. He thought so. He's so pussy. What she was doing?

Calling. What she did? Not for real. For you to go to the extreme. To the extreme. Extreme. Extreme. Did they ever grant you the training order?

No. Oh, niggi ain't that. Oh, they're wrong for no reason. Did you try more than once? Because you are black, so I can see you be a told no. They give you the temper. Yeah. And then when you go, shit.

He was looking at the whole process. Oh, my God. Yo, he was carrying the paper with him. In the glove, it didn't go through yet, but. Stand back. 97, 98, 99, 100 yards. Oh, shit. And he's repeating this shit.

That's the great part. All right, can we please stop? Is this a safe space? Yes, it is. No, but still do this. Is. Still too. Now, being at you, my brother, my bestie.

I know this is the only time that's ever happened to you, right? So this is only a one-time occurrence. It's never happened before. Lord, Jesus, how many? How many of you said no words you got? None, but I had a temporary on one time. All right, boom.

We got you. We did it. What was the final straw to make you go into that courthouse and say to the guy, I need your help, police affiliate judge, please. She's strong. No, what happened? Who was the final straw? I can't delve into it.

I swear to God. Oh, it's ongoing. That's a lot. Yo, you hear this, like I can't, you know, I can't speak too much on the facts of the case. She's still in large. Is this your restraining order is telling? Is that telling, Corey? Yeah.

Yeah, Corey. It's crying stoppers. It's not telling? You bugging. You're not talking. You know why you know what's telling? Because if she violated, what, what, when you get the restraining order and you're served that, the first thing they tell you is, yo, if you violate this, you go to prison.

And that's why I's telling. Because what you have to do to make sure they know that she crossed the boundary is getting her locked up, period. That's why it's telling. This combo is lit. And guess what, though? And guess what? That's a great point. Me as a woman on some DV shit.

On some DV shit, on some serious shit. You know, this is such a bad idea. Every time I bring up something serious on here. My first time calling police on somebody that was hurting me, I was afraid of it. It took a long time for me to do that. Because I'm like, oh, that's not, you know what I mean? Right, yeah. But whole time, I think this nigga's going to try to kill me.

I'm really thinking that way. So I got to make that phone call. Sidebar, I would just like to say to you, woman and woman. I mean, excuse me, I want to say to you that they didn't give me. me one diva. They make it harder with you a nigger. That's a fact. On the serious side of things white girl going there, granted. Black person, you damn, you got to show this person,

bust my windows, this person, and stab me this person, you know. But you are supposed to be able to show a couple of miscalls. You're saying, don't call anymore, them doing that again, and that's enough. It could be three calls. Six total. And that's the restraining order to. The theoretical bullshit that they tell you, you could, yeah. And you have to have a romantic relationship with the person.

Like, in my state... That's not true. Romantic, no. That's not true. I'm telling you. I'm sorry, go ahead. I can only speak for Pennsylvania. I'm not saying nationally. I'm saying that my state. Because when I got... He's right. When I got pepper sprayed by that woman... It's a gag order not a restraining order. Yeah. They said

if it's not a romantic relationship it's not impossible, but it's damn they're impossible. You have to go through ten other steps. They wouldn't give me one. The word that's confusing me is... And I didn't know her. You know what I mean? Romantic is confusing me because I feel like you could have a domestic situation where you need a restraining order and that was just your roommate. You didn't fuck him.

You know what I'm saying? It can't be... Bearing away from the fun. The person is what you're not. We're bearing away from the fun. This is a fun topic, but we're bearing away. We're being serious. Stop micromanage. We're going to get back to the fun in the second. Thank you. God damn.

No, but he's right. You see how I made that nigga say sorry? Well, I'm baseline. Coney up on a three spot. No, I'm going to get this nigga too. He is the base. All right, back then you corroborating with the restraining order. With the police.

What did you bring them as proof? A dictionary full of shit. Which is like Texan. Pictures. Oh, you're evidence. It's no point to keep going to keep going to see kids. He can't tell us nothing, though. He was the point of people when he can't tell us nothing.

Because the big bulk of things, you can't tell me. What year was this? That you can't tell? Was this, like, recent? He can't say. Was you in a relationship already? Yeah. Oh, she had this nigga in a spin cycle.

Because all I wanted to know was what was the final straw. Did she come to the house? Did she not going to do that? What was the final thing that made you like, you know, and I got to take this series? He's already said too much. All of the above. Okay.

So she was stalking him. She was throwing shit at the white van. No, did you go to home people? It wasn't the windows on the van. That's after the white van. You went to home people to pick up some workers and that bitch jumped in the van to work. They're dressed like Papa. I do the roofing.

I help you. Hey, let me ask you a real stupid question, bro. Like, what did you do to her to make a babe that way? Nothing. Oh, God. Questions that need answers. Did you abandon her? Did you give her some of that good weekday and disappeared?

Hey, I'm leaving along because you're my man, I'm backing off. When you make a little stupid face, I'm leaving. Is, did you fuck this person? Yeah. Okay. Was it supposed to get? I'll tell you.

Yeah. Yeah. Leave it alone, man. The crazy bitch is always got that one fucking hurt that he, don't they? Did I fuck it? Yo. I wish you did.

I wish you did. Damn, my boy Wayne got a restraining order. a bitch. I never knew you had that in you. Bro, I need to get a restraining on me. I'm strapping him after. I wanted to get a restrained order on a girl. That's a joke, guys. Just a joke. If you need to get a restraining order,

here to JPP, we support that. And we don't support JCP, violence of any kind. There you go. We stand with you. Please, all you tough ass men, do some push-ups to go right down to that course to get your restraining order. Actually, yeah. No, I support it's getting a restrained order because it's too easy for a vengeful bitch to get

him. Oh, one last dick suck. Come on. Let me. Come on. Oh, you break it all. All right, come on. One last time. Ah, nah. Crazy. Yeah, when they say that shit, that last dick suck be so good. People say that?

Yo, wait, hold up. Let's talk about it. People do not say that. Shit. And if I say, I've never said to you. What? Please suck your dick one more time. Nobody believe it. What are you all looking at over there?

Anything for what you talking? That five stinkle. You know, right here. Freedom Tower. I hate them. They leave me on the lights or the freedom time. Dogs, I'm talking about

back in the day. If Joe is brave enough. Well, no, I give it all. These dicks, I don't know what they think. I give it all. What are you talking about? Definitely if you're all in the comp. Yes, don't believe in here, please.

Anyway, that last dick sucks up. be so good. And as a real nigga, you tell her, no. You know, I'm gonna, get stuck. No. No. No, we can't do that.

I'm really mad at what I'm mad at. I'm really, I'm really got attitude with you know. It's over. We'll never talk again. Niggas don't even call it. What bitch did that shit?

I was walking into the door. The shit, we was at the door. My back ended up at the door. Like, oh, shit. Drop down and get you. Yo, you killing this shit for the last time. Yo. Yo, your last game?

Yeah. Crazy. Right, freeze? I take your word. I hate you, bigger. Parks? I know you got that last dick suck when that girl checked into the psychiatric home. Come on.

I know that head was fucking. What? You had psychiatric mouth. Cut that out. No. because he was still fucking that girl a little bit before he sent her to the home before you realize she had to be there.

Parks, cut that up. Now, Parks, look at him on. All you're listening. You see the Yacht. You see the Freedom Tower over there? I've never heard of this. Parks drove that girl to the home. He talks about it.

That was Bay. She had this nigga. Wait, what are you talking about? Before you married. The first time I ever heard that story. Kevin on Sage, right? We got three. I think that's the opposite of what we talk about.

A crazy debate about mental health, and Parks finished his join off with like, and Parks was like, it was a lot of passion in it. And he was like, I've been close to that before. It's from that, no. Yeah, real shit. You've seen that shit up close. No, she had his whirl upside. Now, I used to call Dr.

Studio Fetion. He was supportive of it as long as he could be. I think that's nice that you, you know. I try. Stupid-ass me. I thought that at the old house, he just had a dart board up there because he liked darts. Bitch was paying.

Get your head. Get your toe away that. Pah! You fuck that nigga. I never put the pieces together. Really? Boris. Yes.

She would hit you. She was hitting that nigga with spoons. Hot spoon. He couldn't do that. Forge, I'm so sorry you had to go to. This is the same space. We've been abused. I think a lot of men have been in D.

D.V. situations don't even realize that's what was going on. And listen, just for people at home, if you ever want to know. Ice ran so far with that bit. Actually, I know everybody, little D. When bitches had your spun around it, yo. Ice was so afraid.

He got that bitch on. He never spoke to. He was there. You couldn't even say our name around this, nigga. I ain't said, no. I know. We banished that bit from existence, niggas. What he talking about?

Listen, a good telltale sign for the listeners and watchers at home. If your girl go to change the radio station and you like that, you know what I mean? Maybe. This shit got a little. And it's not cool for real.

Like, it's not. I got a lot of male friends. I hate that. You go get the salt, motherfuck. I know, I know girls that talk to the guy and she start with the physical from the door.

And it's like, and I'm not, you know, sometimes emotions get high. This nigga cockback, punch you back. It's a whole different kind of situation. It's wrong both sides. But I think a lot of, a lot of my male friends don't know they're getting beat the fuck up at home. They only realize it.

Yo, can you believe what? Mayor Monde. I mean, did? Such a great guy, man. Such a great guy, yo. So my favorite DV situation I've ever got. I used to kick a nigga ass back in the day before I went to counseling parks. What?

Nice thing spare the hands for the nigger. Be no niggas is one of your favorite topics on the Lord. It really is. Be the nigger, damn. It might be footage of me who up for the niggas. Somewhere. Wow. You know?

Speaking of hand. Kevin on stage. There you go. Kevon. Speaking of hands. Way to go, Mark. I have no idea what's going on with Kev on stage. Shout out to Kevon on stage. Can't beat his dick.

That's what they want to talk about. That's all. That's all. That's all this is. Can beat his dick. So the church people were mad about it and they canceled them. They found the old interview.

All right, church people. They found the old interview where he was having a blast, no pun. Or pun. Talking about jerking off. And, you know, I just figured, listen, slow news day. It was old.

The old clip. I thought it was a... It cares if it's new or old. It's jerking off Zemegrean. This is the thing, though. The bulk of his... He has a nice amount of Christian followers. Yes.

And sometimes... Sometimes they hold him to that standard. And I feel like with Kevin on stage, because I'm a fan of Cabo on stage. Wait, is a Christian I'm not allowed to jerk off? Yes. Yes, you're not allowed to jerk off? Mastipation is a sin.

Sex is for reproduction. Only. How do y'all feel about that as Muslims? I think it's similar. It's a similar thing. You're not supposed to... Most of those religions you're supposed to procreate only parts. Can I go Jewish?

Right, it's love. No, that's where it comes from. It's Old Testament. Onan. A Buddhist. Have you heard of Onanism? Buddhist. Buddhist.

Bootius. That's where they... Onan spilled his seed. And so the idea is you can't spill your seed. You can't waste a nut. Snick always comes from a fucking... Oh, man. That's what oldanism comes from.

We didn't... Fuck. Parks. Parks. So basically, dinosaurs. I'm trying to teach it. You know, dinosaurs. I'm just telling you,

you, Toby. Oh, man. Did Tom Holland play him? Christian. Toby did. Fellas. What's up, Morrow? We're listening.

You're not. No, we're not. Or butt fuck. None of it. It's really a drag, if you ask me. Sodomy? Oh, yeah. Codomies.

Al-a-old. Well, I'm on my dean on the butt-fuck tip. I'm obeying the law. Same. Are you on buffers? No. Not even on your birthday? It's the third worst hole.

Not even on New Year's? No, I'm not buffered. Snoose fuss. Anyway. But sootomy is also oral sex. Sodomies? Oral sex? Yes.

But not if you're eating pussy. I never knew that. I ain't on it even. Why is oral sex sodomy? Explain it. Like teach me. If you sidemize somebody, you thought you thought

about some of them in the ass? Yeah. That's where I knew sodomizing was that, but I didn't connect it. You're right. You're right. You're right. Pussy with siding.

Technically, it's. Mark, you're doing that whole trans baby thing? You know, I'm a joke. Fletio was more what they're talking about. Okay. Because it was all about what happened in, it's the Sodom and Gamora story. That's for Sodom. All this is just religious, like, bully.

Yes, I was trying to find a nice way to say. But yeah, Sodom is, whatever happened, whatever happened with Sodom and Gomor and Lott, that's what it's about. It was never really about lesbian action. It was really much more about dudes. I'm Buddhist. But yeah, you're not supposed to do nothing. Nothing that makes babies. Right.

Sodom is considered. The only time you use that is to put Oh here, somebody Googled it. It's considered a non-sexual act. I took a word for it. Well, he went on Google. No, I'm... So, condo is sodomy.

Condi is. Yes, yes, it is. So, yeah. You're supposed to... You're supposed to procreate until you can't, Parks. Most religion is supposed to have kids until you can. That's how you're supposed to do it for real. So Kevart's stage just saying...

Oh, wait. He don't got his shit connected no more. So he was a sodom. You're just fucking for nothing. You're fucking sitters. You're just putting up reps. Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, you're fucking up. Okay, can I say something? You're going to hell. Joe. I've been going to. Cab on stage has that big Christian following, right? Yeah, that's his base. I don't feel like it's necessarily something that he aimed for or whatever, but that's what he has.

Cabo on stage is also Christian. Cab on stage also loves gay people and is not like the things that some of the Christian base stand for, he doesn't. He's a love. and guy. For a fact, I probably wouldn't have enjoyed his comedy as much if he was super Christian-based because it feels like I'm not welcome there, just me not being a Christian, right? That one dude is funny that's super Christian, too, though.

Pete Holmes. Pete Holmes. Remind me who that is, John. The white dude, he's like a super corny looking white dude. He had a TV show on HBO for a minute. He's funny. Yeah, I probably know him by face, but I said all that to say. So over and over, on stage keeps falling, getting into these situations where he'll do

interview or he'll say something, it goes against with that base belief, and then that same base that built them up, just tear him the fuck- damn. That's what they tried to do. They keep doing it. They just did it because he literally went on a podcast and said, well, those aren't my beliefs, but I love all people. I want all people. And they dragged them because they were talking about gay people, and he said, I love

all people, including gay people. It's like, it's stupid. So he woke up trending and was like, what the fuck? But then honestly, it was kind of beautiful to see the response, because everybody, how do you not like Kevin? Right. He's one of the nicest people you ever going to meet. He's been up here and killed it.

Great father, great husband, loves everybody. Don't say a bad word about nobody. Just a nice guy. Where does Christianity fall on, like, witch hunting? Because this feels like witch hunting. That's cool in the hardcore Christians? Yeah, yes it is. They're hunting witches.

It ain't just Christianity. No, they're literally hunted witches. It's not interested with the Christians. Yeah, I'm Joe Austin. That shit, corn, they keep trying to, like, drag them down. It's weird. Like once a month, once a hurry, two months, two, three months. So people just making videos.

I stand with Kevin on stage. I jerked off this morning. People just making videos like that. That's a weird jerk off in the house. I'm going to be jerking off. I stand on Kev, but I love to rock the vote. Kev, we fucking with you. We love you, man.

We love you, boy. We love you. We love you. Get your shit off, man. Whack that shit. Jerk that motherfucker. Do it the gospel. Boy.

I be thinking about Cab on stage while you doing it, though. You got to be Kevin Will he do that Monica Santiago and something I'm gonna MacGela Peter Yeah I just met

Recently He just met Kevin His wife Beautiful couple Dope Yeah he's dope Anybody Anybody found

He got three yet One time I caught my ex Sleep with a sock On his penis Huh That's hot I caught my ex Sleep with a sock

On his dick Because he used to jerk off With the sock Less mess And he was drinking He was a wild one He took that drawing Down

Passed out with the sock sleep dick and him you'd be off in the sock too because you 'll be shaking your head

like yeah I've had a I've had a jerk off sock before I've jerked off and clean my dick with that's that's different

no but you could be cleaning your dick with the sock and still get that last you're talking about yeah in the sock

in the sock fam no not in the it's a hell of visual it's a hell of a visual nigger yo why are you looking at my socks

this ain't yellow stains of them it's Who was looking at your socks, Joey? You know what the fuck is that? I said, who was looking at the socks, Joey?

When I turned to Joey, here go, Joey. Because I think anything it's saying is a lie, by the way. Y'all know that. Yeah. Not everything, like 75%. Yeah. 90%. 85.

85. Yeah. So once he starts about, no, I never did that. Would you wipe it up with? Got it. Yeah. Put that sock off. Put that sock off.

How do you jerk off with a sock? It's like a pocket pussy, babe You put a little lotion, it's that Moistreterin' A little, you mean, like a little jacket on your MasterBet. Exactly. It's like fucking a Fifi. I never had a Fifi in my life. I know.

And you sent Mone of people to Starbucks, too. I don't believe that shit. Oh, my God. I let him get it off. Yo, Starbucks game was so funny. Y'all already talked about this video? We talked about it. All right.

We talked about it. But when you got to see the edits. When we talked about it, I let him do his lie. Did y'all see the edits? Because we love Starbucks. Listen, wait me, wait me, guys. I could actually go for a Starbucks down. I wish Phelps is around.

Don't do that to my man, Phelps. Is that why he'll come no more? No, please. Phelps will come up here right now, okay, and fight-I-H-ish. If you don't like, if you could stop it. On the way. And that's the first time you want to see me and I should break up because if Phelps and I'm jumping in it, it's all right.

You'll be back. You'll be back. I will be back. But did y'all see Phelps' response, though? I don't know. Yeah, that's what we talked about. Oh, so you all seen it. Okay, good.

Yeah, yeah. I texted you about it. I got it queued up. I texted you about it was So you don't subscribe to the Patreon Fuck no I work here What the fuck

It's free I just asked Hey did you also Ask if they could go to Starbucks My guy said no I left it alone Oh he lied Why I'm lying

Oh you didn't ask to go to sober They lied He said Dunkin Donuts What the fuck is the difference y'all I didn't say Dunkin' Donuts neither All right We moved you fast in Did you send him anywhere before the water

I sent them for the water? I sent them for water. Like they said they bought five or six things of water. They bought two. Now, listen, and Phelps doubled down on that. Phelps said that's not true. Phelps said that he did bring, he said he had hands full of it.

He bought, they bought two cases of water. And Phelps also said that Juce was the one that made the ultimate decision. Whatever the case maybe I'm not. The Jules told Phelps, yo, don't know where on me and send me the story get changed and they get beat. That's what it is.

You got it. I'll give you a change, Joe. I know you're a baller. Give me my $150. You like that. Right. We're talking about missing money. What's in there?

Oh, a tampon. He's a tampon. Oh, shit. She got a little, she got a tampon like a lucy. Hey, hey, that must be the heavy-duty shit. You ain't going to need another one. It's super plumbull. No, that's what I'm saying.

It's a little tiny. It's his one little lonely tampon. Oh, my God, too. Wait. Oh, I'm so down. Every woman watching this part, like, oh, my God. Yeah, that's the kind of job this is. Girl, you never know what the fuck went.

No, for real, y'all. Girl. For real, because that one tip on, that's just, that's one afternoon. You're going to have to go ahead. You're going to be a long night.

First of all, I have, I have a whole, like, little thing here with, with everything, like all my cosmetic stuff in the,

in the back. Okay. That's back when Corey was running through here crazy, so I had to lock my shit down. What else? What else doesn't need our attention, but we're going to give it some attention anyway.

Well, LeBron, shout out to LeBron, we're waiting for you. brother we love you please come to philly we need you. Come on. Hey it. Is he coming, Mark? He's going to Miami. He's going to

be in Philly. Oh, he's going to Miami. He's going to be in Philly. We'll see. We're going to Miami and Cleveland? For real, though. Adam Silver told him last night I need you to make a decision soon. He said LeBron is literally holding up the NBA schedule. He said, we're trying to put the schedule out and we can't figure out what the Christmas game is going to

be and where it's going to be. And opening day. And opening day until LeBron picks a team. That's a power right there. I'm raising. My price up, though. Are you crazy? He's just helping him out. And that's why I'll be mad at him when he do shit like, yo, my nigga, I had this league on my back for the last how many ever years.

Fuck out of here. Y'all could kiss my ass. Yeah, he deserves every dollar he can get. He said he's almost done. I want him to take less just for my selfish purpose as a team, but he deserves more than a how many more years do this nigga got? I think we'll get him for two more in Philly. But that's not why I want to talk about LeBron.

Okay. That's not I want to talk about Lerbram. Although, again, we love you. Please, please show up to Philly. Please, sir. Please. Please. It was two years.

He showed up at the time 100 last night. Looking. It looked great. Look great. You look amazing, LeBron. We love you. We got great barbers in Philadelphia. And for the first time, he had a bald. He actually fully let go.

Really? Yeah, and it looks so good. He looks great. All right. It's so great that it's almost like you could have done it's two or three years ago. You know what I mean? But people are compliment. He had the gray beard.

He had the baldie. He looked like an elder state. Statesman looks like a million bucks, you should be able to cover of GQ, which they can shoot in Philadelphia. But the question is, like, for me it was like, as a dude, when do you let it go? When you're bald? No, no, that's not true. No. I know quite a few dudes that's damn near bald that still ain't let it go.

Remember the comedian guy I brought up here and I say he's going to tour with me and y'all made fun of me and said, well, Joe made fun of me and said I'll be fucking him on tour. I'd be making him have sex with me. Either way, he opens for me or whatever. and his hair, damn, this is probably ignorant to say on the fucking huge. You're in the right place? We're here now. I've got to find a new opener.

Basically, you could see through that motherfucker. So he got the low cup, not a dark Caesar number seven, but just see through, like see through dress at the top. I can see head, right? From here to here, super thin. He came into the show last weekend dollars, ball head. I couldn't believe he finally did it.

And he should have did it two years ago when I met him. Sometimes you just be in denial. And then you were like, I'm gonna go. When did you decide to... Shit. 12th grade. Did you have that rough year

looking crazy with his see-through first? Or did you straight just do it? It was looking a little crazy. Listen, this is the question I really have. Do you come to your man and say, bro? Is it tough? It's cold, my nigga.

I know you feel that breeze up there. Come home. Like, it's time, my name. I had one of my people's come to me and was like, yo, like he's never been, he's never shaved his head. And he's like, yo, my shit getting crazy.

Could you direct me? somewhere like I gotta let it go now I can't even play around no more it's over yeah so I you know sit there somewhere but I know we make light of it but it's a huge change the thought of going from whatever you do just style with your hair too bald that's a huge change I can see why me and we want to do it also I don't know why all you niggas don't go to turkey it works it's on my list I don't oh you're going let me see let me yeah you look like I got shaped up with a fucking Nintendo cartridge but if you give me like arches a two

years I go, I go. Like, I have no shame about it. But you know what it is? I think dudes with hair lines was like women with breasts. Right? 10 years ago, 15 years ago, people were ashamed to admit that they got breast jobs. Now people just say, I got my tithes, like it's not a big deal. When we was coming up in the 20s, we used to whisper that shit.

In the 20s. In our 20s. People used to whisper that shit. And now it's just like, people still lie about the ass a little bit, but that's turning around too. Or people throw it as a jab. Oh, you got, those are not real boobs. Yeah, and I'm like, yeah, I paid for them. It was taboo. We used to that. veneers with, you know, teeth.

Now you can do whatever you want. Hairlines is next, though. And the shit got much better. Because before niggles was wearing a little bullshit, little... Like Steve Harvey joint. Yeah, hair pieces and shit. Yo, did you all see the join on TikTok that Steve shit was missing that first time? You know, if you know anything about Steve Harvey's story, the story is he's broke, he's down to his last dollar.

He goes home after his last show. He uses his last 50 cent to get on a pay phone, check his voicemail, right? After he decides not to do comedy anymore because nothing's... No paper coming from it. good people like it they talk about him no paper use his last 50 cent get on the pay phone and he hears somebody from Apollo and Harlem come up here you can host he has to

figure out how to borrow a hundred dollars to get from down south where he from up to New York when he goes to New York for the Apollo to go do it he has to sleep there that's how broke this nigga is but damn with some chicken that motherfucking content that video of him doing it if you zoom in from the back

his shit was going then you'll never seen that I never looked at the back of the head yeah Steve had fake hair the whole time so that I mean because it basically went 90 viral when he does the eye. The eye, his hair was missing then. Even though it's all blacking. Are you serious?

Thank God we got to the bottom of that. You said it was a slow day and you still complaining. No, because I'm over here saying on purpose, I'm not stepping on shit. And I watch your face. I'm like Joe hates this, but he's going on purpose. I'm letting go. Some of laundry, Doug.

Okay, let's get back to Ishes, balls, and toes and bitches. Ish. How's your baby toe? So, Mary Mamdani. Exactly. Naga? No.

What's your man, Mom Donnie do? More beauty. More beauty, man. Yesterday that he was watching a World Cup in the Rikers Island, which he is closing down. He's continuing to... Mark, is Mom Donnie paying you at all? No.

Not a nickel. But if he did, would you take it? No. Why not? I would. Rock Nation got me on exclusive. No, that's not true, because you wasn't in the Rock Nation.

portion of Yankee Stadium. No, I got better seats. Tell us with you. Oh, please. And I'm a recluse. I really thought Joe was going to let me go ahead. Yeah, I know. I want to be.

No, no. You wouldn't take money to being on? No. I wouldn't take money from anybody. Seriously. Hand a guy or my children. I would not take any money from Mom Dani or any other politician.

That nigga put it on the keys. If they hired you for a role or you're just saying like as a promo. Oh, because I want that DJ for the 4th of July gig in the story. So I'll take that money. I'm working on that for you. I don't mind favors. You know what I mean?

like that doing a favor for somebody but I'm not getting paid to do the favor. You know what I mean? But no I wouldn't I don't want to roll up in a, my job is to be a critic. I'm a paid pest right? My job is to be on the outside saying what's wrong and even though I happen to like Mom Donnie if he does some fucked up shit I can't say something about him if I'm paid by him.

I mean, think about all the fucked up shit I don't say about you now because that's right. You know what I mean? So yeah I don't want that on the political side of things. No, I'm chilling but he was in Rikers Island with the some folks, some of some

incarcerated folk watching the World Cup. Remind the people that people who are incarcerated are human beings. You know what I mean? And working on some shit. And then he just rejected, this is the bigger point, he rejected his salary increase. They passed a salary increase for the mayor and for city council. And he's letting city council rock, but he's saying, I don't

I'm not going to take another dollar. Leave the money on the table. He said the voters, when they said all the things wrong with New York, everybody who voted for me, not one of them said the mayor doesn't make enough. So I'm not going to take the money. Commendable. Yeah, it's good.

I love that, man. What was they going to do with the money? It can't be that much money. I think, I forget what it was. Invested into the city-owned fine fairs that they're making. Whatever he doing, I'm with y'all, would y'all ever do? Is there a job y'all have, maybe even here where y'all feel like, you know, I'm not doing it well enough. I don't deserve an increase.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to think of a situation. You lost me with the first part. There's no job where I would say to myself, I'm not doing it well enough. I don't deserve an increase. There would be jobs where I just say I'm not taking an increase.

Okay. Okay, that's fair. But it wouldn't be because I'm performing so poorly. Or just I don't deserve an increase. It's probably better. Like, Mondani's not saying he's not performed well, but he's saying, like, my job is to make the voters happy and to meet the needs of the voters.

That ain't on the list. Did the market freeze? Is everything like frozen and the time canceled for the next 10 years of them? That's an interesting question. I mean, he could argue he's overpaid. I was just going to say he might. He might not feel, or he might not need it.

Well, Mom Downey is different because that's... His brand. Yeah, that's the political office. I get it. And he's a socialist. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. So I am comparing apples to oranges a little bit.

But for y'all, what would... Basically, I'm asking for y'all then... I've taken shorts to, like, help a project do, like, put this money somewhere else so the project can do better. It's better. Okay. Shit like that. For sure.

For sure. Yeah, I would definitely do all that. I would do for that. Yeah. Even if you weren't getting money on the end. Or I've finished projects and I ain't finish them in time. And I'll be like, you're just because it was an inconvenience. If I ain't finish your shit in time, you could kind of eat it.

Yeah, I work in the music business. I'm used to taking shorts for one reason or another. This is a standard practice. But what you're doing, because that sounds standard. What you're doing isn't, right? Like in construction. No, it's the same thing, to your point. So if I gave you a timeline, let's say I gave you a timeline of four months to finish your job.

And I finished in six, really me not performing up to part. So I'll be like, you got it. No, I'm saying. It's not common for contractors to give it back. Because I ain't had a contract to do some shit on time. No. Everything is late and they all want their money. In fact, usually they take their money in front and then don't do the work.

So, yeah. Or you're, well, damn. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't, I don't typically give money back or not take the raise at a job. But as a contractor, absolutely, I do that all the time. Same thing, like, to help a project get done. So I just thought it was dope. I just thought it was a dope message.

That's fine. And even if it's performative in some ways, like, who cares? And it stops the critics from saying, yo, you put a rent freeze on us increasing our rent, but you took a high salary. So as a landlord, your job is to provide safe and adequate housing. That's your job. So if you're going to get a raise at your job, how the fuck you're going to stop us from getting a raise at our job? I think it's him silencing the critics from that angle. That's kind of a good point.

It's just. And we are back. During the break, we had a little HR session. Sure they had a little, just something like. Let the fans at home guess who was in trouble. Somebody. Now, no, ain't nobody in trouble, man. We're a family.

We all bro. We're all bro. Some bro shit. But somebody in here said to somebody else in here, hey, is that what it feel like when you playing with that fat puss? You gave it up. When you playing with that. And then I was like, okay, that's definitely an HR conversation.

And then the person with the person with the puss at hell. You know, Mona stop Because you're gonna get me a real You're gonna give me a real case I almost edged you out The whole last way Oh, it's not safe It's hard

Oh my God You can't talk Enough for you Don't say that And then you go to Wilmington Start thumping with bitches Shut up Fuck out of here

Or not Back to the H or not Ooh Too soon, motherfucker It's been you though It's me and you Or not It's true

Or not it's true Or hey you can tell with somebody, forget it, bad. Forget it bad, yeah. What's up?

Next, next part I'm gonna come in that bitch will be sitting right here. We hire somebody on heat. No, no,

that'll be on Mark's Patreon. That's how Mark moves. Don't let one of y'all do something outside and gain some heat. Mark interviewing them and Brian McKnight together.

Until, yeah, I need the money, man. If people are you subscribed, I wouldn't have to do this. How are your Patreon doing? It can use some support. I'm not support. I don't care.

I'm saying to the people watching. Oh, okay. I know you ain't going to support that. Are you subscribed? Jamarck's in hell, no. Are you subscribed to mine? I pay Mark enough. Are you subscribed to mine?

No. Wow. Wow. Damn shit. You see that? You see that movie? It's wrong. It hurt.

But I am watching something weird. They got a girl on there that remind me of you. A girl on weird. What are you watching? What's you're on? It's on now. If you live in America, you can catch this dog. on Hulu.

Okay. It's called squatters slash get the fuck out my house. Right? And they short episodes. Seriously, they're short episodes. They're only 20 minutes. That's why I like it because they get right to the bottom of the thing.

They get right. They tell you who it is, what they did, and what went on. In the first episode, this lady was selling the house. Well, in all the episodes, a lady was selling a house. That's where you go wrong. go ahead, try to sell some cheating

you ain't living in that motherfucker so she tried to sell the house but she ain't in there so this girl came over there and she had manufactured a fake lease and a fake paperwork and a fake this and she went and the house was empty

she changed the lock and then they went up in there and this was a white lady that was selling the house with a white friend older lady sweetheart white lady not like the white people

you won't let your kids hang around sweet white lady I'll be the judge of that and this girl that moved in, they've ruined. They brought sledge hammers. In every episode, it ends with the squatter tearing the house up.

Because they got to leave. Now, the second episode, now the first episode, the bitches that moved in and did that foul shit, the bitch, you remind me you a little bit. The second episode, homie, remind me a Keno. Because Kino has tried this move. Homie, ain't changed a lot. He put a whole new door on the house.

He put a whole new door on the house. Put a flag on some markshit in the window with some symbols. Yeah, sovereign citizen, right? Bingo. Yep. Yeah, them sovereign. Bingo.

Oh, I watch every one of those. Shout out to the cyber community. I know you're on the side of the road right now being manhandled because you'd have told this cop ten times you ain't got no social. He don't want to hear that. What is the jurisdiction? That's a hit and smashed on the hood of the car. I do not subscribe.

And now you're being dragged to the county. Free all the sovereign. It's not American court. Yeah, they'd be fucking them up. Your, your own original land sovereign niggers. I like them. Y'all can't come to somebody crib talking about my ancestors own this whole land so your house is mine. Shit.

No, you can't. There's a place where they do that a lot. It got done. They had to get a new door. Shit. I have no thoughts on the batter. Yeah, word. Bro, they be so.

I ain't never seen a nigga on that son of that shit. Oh, wait. I see what y'all doing. Wait, now, now. Let me make it clear. back it down with it No no no I see what you're doing Let me make it clear

Christopher Columbus I agree with the premise I agree with the premise So don't try to paint me How to be that guy All this shit ours You're facts It's a fact

And now with the system That the people put it in place We can't go about it That way We can't think out the system Now lucky for Homeboy When you are When you're claiming that sovereign shit

He's a war, too. I think you put the more shit up too. Yeah, it's federal. So the FBI gets involved, and once it's federal, we can come in there and get you out of there. So that person lucked up. But if it's not federal, you call the cops and they say, oh, this is a civil matter. Then the squatter gets to stay in there for 60 days, 45 days, and you just out there.

They could do whatever they want to your house. The lady is like Mona. She had all these people in and out of the crib, fucking parties. Why the fuck through the person? When the person they have crack parties in the fucking Abing Dominion, why would the fuck would that remind you with me, nigga? Well, I think all humans have good and bad days.

I think on your good day anyway, so sometimes there's some questions you shouldn't ask. I was mad you've asked. Why did I ask it? Why am I lining myself up for this shit? Oh shit, and I owe my mom an apology because she texted me all week since the last part and said I got to come in here and apologize

for calling her a bum for being stuck outside the job. We knew that was going to happen. That's fair. And she was serious about it. So, Mom, you know how to bomb. I'm sorry. I don't know what got it in. I don't know what got into me.

Even Mom gets it. Everybody gets it for the sake of the job. That makes me feel better. Yeah, that makes me feel better. For the sake of the job, anybody got to get it. Why, though? Like, this shit already is a success, man. It's the money.

But you're making the statement. Joe, I have a belief in my chest that if you sat here in your pajamas by yourself, they were still tuning in. They would. Right. Are you kidding me? So you ain't got to make us to be a big day. He tells us every negotiating session.

No, don't do that. That would be an additive. That's a whole separate show, me and my pajamas. What the fuck that got to do with y'all? I ain't far as y'all. Y'all come in Tuesday and Friday. I got this show. That's a brand new show.

Me and my pajamas. You shit me? The people have been saying they won a new segment, fine mown that man. Have you all read the whole? That was a comment? Not a one. Not a one.

Right now. Man, we would have 20 minutes of content of me shuffling through all his submissions. Why is it so hard for you to find a man? I don't know. I think it's just I didn't have a dad. What? All right. No, I'm not to put a damper on the topic quick.

Listen. My lack of having to find it. It is with great pain, sorrow. Oh, this one hurt. And regret that I have to inform you. at the time of this broadcast there will be no more Nissan Ultima's

being manufactured distributed or sold the gold now if you were born if you're from the 19s 19 anything the Nissan Ultima was a very important car in your upbringing

and the girl you was fucking's upbringing this car you could put at least 600,000 miles on and it was reliable. On one tank of gas. It was dependable. Yeah I mean, niggas didn't steal it. Hey, you could come out.

The first car crashed was a Nissan Ultima. Shout to Rachel wherever you had. That was her car. I tried to make her right. I was in the fucking fourth lane over. Yo, when you driving a chick car in an injury, he just started doing nutching. I crashed the shit out of that Ultima.

Hey, we bought that shit to the mechanic. That nigger said a fucking prayer. And that car was ready an hour. Ultima don't take long. What's your deductible? It'll get it done. So anybody out there again that's ever had a Nissan Ultima. It's a sad day for us.

Some people say that fog and smog was from Canadian wildfires. I beg to differ. It was sadness. It was pain. From families out there who depended on this vehicle to be able to get back and forth to work and take care everybody, man. Go ahead, let the beat rock, man. Let me rock.

Give it to him, Yaye. To be message you. So, take a good back. Yeah. Sorry to bring them, sorry to bring them around, the mood down, y'all, but you need some ultimate as important, man. Rest,

It is. Definitely. What's the modern version of the Ultima? That's what I just tried to look up in Amory. The modern version, I'm not sure. Or like this generation, like what they, I mean. Camry? Yeah, Camry.

Camry around, but I don't think it's that, though. It could be a kid. It's a key. It could be. No, Kia is a luxury car. Some of them. Some of them. Some of them.

Some of the kids. Not the ones. But that's just like Nissan makes some shit, but they also make the ultimate. It's like maximas are nice than ultimas. Kia's make some nice cars, but they also make an ultima. That's what we're saying. I'm going to go a cord. The court?

Definitely. I'm going to go a cord. Honda Accord, y'all? Yeah. And Hondas are expensive. But the Ultima was like the chick car. That's what you're saying. And it was cheap.

Hyundai Aloncho. Oh, that's a good one. Hyundai at Launcher might be it. That might be it. Accords ain't cheap. Yeah, not. I had an Ultima. I ain't never had a Honda.

That tracks. What happened to it? What, the Ultima? Yeah. I fucking pulled off with the gas pump inside of it. I knew some nuts. I knew some. Automas do.

Bitches that drive offers. Once she told me like she lost it. I was like, oh, something. Yo, you pulled off with the gas pump inside. Yes, I'm a hell of a driver. And then what happened? Usually, you just snap off. I can tell Bob fast you get here.

Yeah, the arm. They deserve it. You get here so fast. I know you'd be speeding down the highway, babe. I don't even drive here, fellas. But no, I don't know. You know, I had a lot of cars. You know?

What's the best car you ever had? That was the answer. Oh. Oh, yeah. What's the best car you ever had besides Cherokee? Cherokee. Cherokee. I had a range, but rangers is shitty.

Ranges aren't good cars. I see him flip driving down the street. What car here was that? She looks so different from when he first got it. What car? Whatever car he was in. When I first met, I was in a Ferrari.

Damn. No, Lambo, Lambo, excuse me. Yeah, it wasn't that. It definitely wasn't. What's wrong with the car? It looked better or worse? It looked very different.

It looked, I don't want to say worse. But it didn't look. Car wash. Damn. Yeah, niggas needed a car wash. Car wash should change your whole hour. I was impressed. Lambo, I was impressed like a motherfucker.

It was my first time meeting. I did some contact with him in Newark. He pulled up in that joint. I was like, goddad. You get money at Joe Button Park. What car I should get for my birthday? What should do you get for? Like, fuck you.

Bitch-ass questions. No, I just did it to draw. I'm joking. I wouldn't do that. Get a transpass, bitch-ass. What's your favorite? Oh, I'm caught. That you had.

Favorite? Or your best. Like, like, he was out. Besides the Porsche, you went. I had a Mabat. Besides the portion. I had a Mabat? Yeah.

A Mibon. Yeah, he's going to pronounce it all correctly. I had a Mabok. He had a Mabat. He was a Maback. One of them called a cop on a raccoon. He was a Mabank. Which one is words calling cops on a raccoon or getting restrained order on the

bitch. I can't believe that she did that. I learned so. Wait a minute. And you was telling me for calling the cops on the coom?

Yes. On a fucking four-legged creature. A dead one at that. A dead one. I didn't know. Yeah, right. You were worse.

No, I ain't worse. No, you got your motherfucking mind. I'd never guess that me, Mona and Parks were like the half of this pod that ain't on that. Y'all, you know you start this pie

with why you think I'm not a snitch? Why do you think I'm not a... Yeah, why do you think that? I don't want to mislead anybody. But I haven't done it. that's word. That's me saying it. You just said you would. That's you taking my word

from me saying it. I ain't been in no pre-sand. I mean, I ain't found no paperwork. It's okay, bro. She had you under pressure, dog. That ain't what I heard. Hey, maybe you could. You heard what I heard, though.

You better chill out, nigg. Hey, you better chill out, nigg. Tell them what you heard. Now's a good time telling what you heard, though. It's going to box. Some people that, you know, I mean? Oh, please. Yeah, you better chill out.

Yeah, no. Hey, it was a lie. It was a rumor. It was non-factual, unfounded, without basis. We'll find out. I have more about my Patreon. Dog, if I read it on, niggas, niggas are rusted internet to fucking say it.

And it was a small portion of my career where they were saying it. They were saying that about it. Did you just make it about nothing? You didn't have to reason for something else. No, they didn't make up out of nothing. I went to Ransom's Block, did something stupid. He did something stupid back.

Cops did something stupid to his house. He went to jail. And then a CEO, I think. think was telling him that I said something about him. Got you. That's what happened. He would say off the record. That don't count.

I got you. Shout to Rand, Sam. Shout to Rand. I love you, man. We need that movie done. For real. Do I love how all your old beefs, and this is no sarcasm. Like you were in a place where you could tell that story, tell it objectively and it'd be like, I love you. Like, are all your beefs done?

Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing that still lingers. Cat! No, that's one of my. favorite parts of all my beefs is the resolution part of it. I'm telling you it is, Moana. Oh, what?

I've made amends with everybody. I need to make amends with. Have you? Everybody? That I need to make amends with. That's a tricky word. Yeah, everybody that you need is the tricky word. I'm just saying, everybody that you've had static

which you've made amends with? No, that I've known, everybody that I knowingly wronged. I've made amends. Okay. Let me not say that. More is getting more. because I want to say that there might be somebody out there saying,

hey, me and them need to kick it. I don't know. I don't know that person. Everybody I can think of where something foul happened, something shady happened, where I needed to hold myself accountable, I have apologized to those people.

And definitely in rap land. And not just me on the rap tip, like me and other people to, it takes two people to kind of mature. It takes two people to grow up. It took me and ran. It took me and whoever to fuck, Banks. It took me and.

There's a bunch of them out there. Game. Like two niggas had to grow up. That's real. That's that on that. That's a piece. What else? What else?

What else? You're always telling me something about United. United is doing something with the flights. The middle seat. Come on commercial flyers. No, tell them. For real, because I didn't hear the story. He's so funny.

That was crazy. You're just full commercial. I fly in commercial. What are you talking about? Don't let, don't care to take a fist to everything. Go ahead. Let's go ahead. a shit is Joe Raw.

No, so United is a pitching some shit where now if you get Economy Plus, you could pay for the middle seat so nobody sits in the seat. Oh, I like it. I love it. But why can you pay for the middle seat before? Like, what's the difference?

It's like a discount? It must be cheaper? Is it a cheaper? It's a discount so nobody else could buy that middle seat and take it. So if you and your lady traveling, y'all could get the middle seat free and then they got this new thing. Oh, she could sit with me now? For a handjob on the way. Hey, freeze, they sit with us.

Yeah, a hand job straight there. Hey, freeze. You hear me? No, I didn't hear you. All right. I didn't hear you. They can see with us now. We can make a flight better

other than a hand job. You know what I mean? There's upgrades. At least one. But wait, before you... The handjob, you could sneak it. You ever see that video? That wasn't a video.

It was a board game. It was a little called Hungry Hungry Hickpo. You don't remember? I want you to stop right now. I want you to stop right now. I can't believe you. Like, you're two for two. What's so with you?

That's it. It's, stop. Fight it, is. Ish, you turn another color, my nigga? Remember designer was on the airplane, whacking it? Yes. Bro, designers having a rough... Yeah, he having a rough week.

He's still having a rough week. Wait, he's still going? He's in the press right now. He's having mental health issues, for real for it. We've watched that nigga unroll. unwind. I'm about to look it up now. But yeah. Design is back in the press. And every time he's in the press, it's always

some shit that I make you say, what the fuck is wrong with him? Which leaves me believe there's something really wrong with him. This is DV, right? Yes. Dave. It says, can I read it? And back to the phone stuff. Go ahead, please. Read it. Wraper designer. No, dude, you all really care. Rapper designer arrested after allegedly

chased his baby mom with a hammer. Throwing it to the ground while she held their child damage and neighbor's property during the domestic dispute. My problem I have with it is his mugshot. looks like Martin did when he went to that retreat Remember when Martin went and named himself Sunflower he had half braids half curly This nigga is crying out for help

I'm not making fun of him He looked just like that thing He looked like Martin from the retreat He looked like Jerome really but I ain't right this deal This is me looking at him right now He looked fucked up bro This nigga need help

I hate the fact that we'll watch it motherfucker unravel and then assess that they need Somebody go pick this nigga up And get him some help man This nigga jerking off on fucking Frontier flights It's not the right place to do that Yeah you jerk off on the Delta

Cep would never That's crazy Work so funny But now they introduced it Also three laid back bed seats In Economy Plus I'm with that Oh that's gonna try

That's gonna be so wild shit Things gonna try That's gonna be so wild Oh y'all can finally join The Mal High Club now Some of y'all I'm not in Malahawk You're in Malta?

Yeah something in the Malahawk club Ain't no way you're not. You brought a jet. You got to be on a club. I'm a legend. Was you in the club before, Jack? I would have been like your first one of business. So what do you all just go to the bathroom and fuck?

That's what I did. Is it good? Is it good? Because it's so small there. I'm a little. I haven't either. I said you would. Nah, the motherfucker.

Yeah, I'm too tall. I'm so naughty. She was a little girl. I barely fit in the bathroom myself. Oh, it's a size issue. I get it. Guys, that's what I just asked him. How are you comfortably fitting in there?

I know you would all that horse dick can't get up in there. What I'm seeing is that That's my most Some bro shit though No freaky But at the end of the day I think that's some HR shit too No

You think that's an HR shit And no job can you say How do you manage to do it With all that horse dick Your brother you can't No you can't That's my brother But she said on some broshits

So can one of y'all say it? That's a little insestrous Let's practice Joe You say it to him Huh You said to him now And see if it sounds Like on some broshish

Say it's saying Well I wouldn't say it to him I've been in the room with him before. I mean, I wouldn't be the one to say. I would be the one thing. Go ahead and tell him. Go ahead and tell him. I don't want to be on.

Who in here got horse dick? For real, I don't want to be uncomfortable potting with him. You're fired. Go ahead and say it, somebody. Remember when the person wrote in, what size dick state door everybody here? It was, man. He was.

believe it. This guy's nuts. Any who's. I had a great, this has been a great part that had a good time. It was. I thought I had horse dig

until I seen a horse dick. Yo, you ever see one in the videos? You got to see one. Especially you got to see one once. Let me shut up. Everything I'm thinking of them. Nah, nah.

Hey, nah. Hey, rethought it. I didn't go to a lot of zoos when I was younger. Farms. This thing I think of horses in this. You know

And dogs and cats You haven't seen a zoo You know the pigeon You know, they're too famous Oh, he's too famous He's need on a bunch of shoes That's great That's my name

Wait they ain't at the Bronx zoo No, nigga, no They're not Oh, they in Central Park Killing everybody Yeah, getting killed getting dragged in abuse. This guy's crazy.

Duke getting in a bag. That's a horrible life. It's, man. They should free them horses. And listen, you should not get on the horses. Because a nigga that died was just trying to save his mom. That's the fucked up part. Yeah.

On the horse in Central Park. I'm not familiar with that story. The horse got, the horse got wild. Start fucking trampling. Wait a minute. The horse got wild and had a seizure? What is you doing? What's the sound you made?

Wild. That's a horror. As in not listening to the. a human. As in rambunctious. We out. I'm doing my own thing. And he started bugging out. And the mom, I guess, fell out of some shit and was about to get trampled. So the son got out to try

to protect the mom. And he's the one of the die. Because they trampled on them. Yeah, it was over. Because one thing with horses do when they get upset, they just start going up in the air on two feet, on two. Be wild out. Whatever. That's why I don't fuck with horses, man. But that's why you're not supposed to... That's why I ain't got to... They're not supposed to patronize

those people parks. You're not supposed to go pay those people for a ride around Central Park because you're supporting a horrible business. Those horses are treated like shit. I agree. If y'all had a horse, dig, y'all be faithful. Look at it.

There probably ain't that many places you can put that thing, so you probably have to be faithful. Shit. What is... What is the thing about that? I'm just listening to answers. Ish, how do you live with that motherfucker? And how do you operate?

You mean, like, in and out of commercial flights, gyms? Like, how do you... them shorts. Like, how did you get in them? All that. Y'all don't listen to my boy. It's definitely HR.

My boy made it clear. It's cool. We can leave it there, man. But we're sitting with a bunch of kids, man. Subscribe to the motherfucking, to the other shit. Subscribe to something. Ain't none you subscribe to. A mine.

This topic is coming up again. Let me just. Don't get false hopes out there. Subscribe to me. All right, so we're done with the United Seat. I think we got to the Bible. We want to know that's it cheaper. That's what we need to know.

I'm assuming. I'm going to assume it's probably less than three seats. But it comes with a table. Like you could put a table in the middle for extra armroom machine. Also, if you buy a seat and leave it open and the shit's booked up, won't they stuff someone up in there? Yes, they will sell that seat. Because you always say, people, you buy two seats.

They bought that seat. Have you ever bought two seats? It might sell that seat. Because I was here, I'm asking because, like, all these people say, you could buy two seats. I've never seen it actually happen. I'm not saying it can't. I just don't know how that logistically happens. But if you buy two seats, you'd have to put another passenger name on a seat.

That's what I'm saying. And then once that person don't check in, they're going to fill that seat. That's what I'm saying. That's why I don't know how you can actually get it on. That's what I'm saying. I can't do like two Mark Hills. Right.

So I want to know how you do. And there never will be. Facts. It felt like a myth that people, it started to feel like that to me because I didn't have to meet when I actually did. I've seen them tell overweight people they have to pay for two seats.

Well, one Mark Hill got two marks on them on. I was about to, I didn't want to get into that conversation. But I also don't know about that really happened to only see it like in stories. So I just don't know enough. before y'all get to that united why don't y'all just check all the planes and that back row of first class

fix them seats why don't y'all do that first they got better oh please the front row sucks too no no no no the back row got better the old back row didn't used to recline you know funny I don't be mad at the front row until I remember famous

that's what it's bad it's bad for that they all come in there oh you know and if you don't check your bag you can't slide your book back under nothing so you still got that big no they give you the show right there on the side. When you walk in a plane,

it's a... Oh, you see, I don't like all that. They give you a closet. A closet, yeah. Yeah, I don't like that. And that closet's for all, everybody up there. It's not. Shit.

It's not for everybody. That's for, yeah. That's why I hang close in the back. You can put a soup up there. Like, I like to, I like to sit down, have my book back underneath that one. Look at them. They're trying it, but... I put my suit with that little bit of...

Well, I put my... Well, you have... You have the... You got the complexion. I want, you're like, just get up and grab this. I want American to lose a little money. They sell that. You bought a ticket and you could get a comfort ticket for like $100

bucks more. I did that the other day. The comfort ticket got me in emergency seating, which is extra space, blah, blah, blah. Those seats don't recline at all. Fuck not reclining. My drone was like this. I was getting ejected half the flight.

At the flight, I was like tripping out that motherfucker seat. They charged me extra for me to sit fucked up like that. And you got to be a firefighter if the flame crash. On God. And then it ain't really like, oh, do you agree that you'll help people? Wink, wink, of course. Bitch, I will step on kids to get off this motherfucker. Never helping them.

I'm sorry. Nigel. They kill me with that question. Move, nigga. In the event of emergency, you're going to help out. Yeah. This me using your son for fucking little, uh, it's floating, nigga. Fuck out of here.

You're getting off this bitch. Your grandma, I'm here. That's my soul or what. I'm out. Yo, nigga. Spectacular from Pretty Ricky uploaded a video recently with. where he was trying to catch a flight. The dude at the gate slammed the door in his face.

So Spectacular started recording. So I'm going to treat me like that, you're going to do me like that, you're going to slam the door. And then he showed him the guy opening the door for somebody else. So Spectacular went and he put his phone face forward to him. He started making a video doing a call out to the fans. Come on, fans, listen to this bullshit that happened to me. So I was on Southwest.

And that's when I stopped. I say, hey, spectacular. Yo. Hey, hey, sorry, buddy. Good for you. Hey,

my activism, I'm not, I'm not calling up on my activism because you got fucked at the Southwest Gate. Sorry. Yeah, I'm with you on that.

Sorry, buddy. I got to save my shit. That shit was a free fall. I can't activist for anybody. Not for Southwest. You got what you deserve. I'm sorry. I'm crazy, sorry.

I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. No, I'm just. my girl told me the other day they was looking up flights to go to Portugal so one of her girlfriends hit them was like yo it's an airline I want to say the airline

got flights for $800 which is cheap right yo my nigga you had to pay to pick your seat yeah that's how to this yeah what? Now you sound like him

so much I'm saying like him listen the cheaper flight joints that's how they get you not only do you have to pay to pick your seat you got to pay for your bag you got to pay for every bag Like even your wallet.

Carry on. Yeah. Like they be serious about it. You can't bring nothing but your balls and your dick on the plane. And you know they're going to charge you three times for that. You know, they didn't tripled up. My nigga took it because the weight on it. They made it on a scale when you got to.

The weight is a wait a minute. That ain't in his arms. Right? That motherfucker dragon, ain't he? Brother and sister. I'm dragging a wagon. You're dragging the dragon. Yes, Mr. Back to dragons.

Back to dragons. Oh my God. Can you believe these nigs believe in dragons? I can't wait to see Mark go to Hal Williams from this. That's all this left, Mark. You know what they're saying about how? There's nothing else. No?

Nothing. You're about to say, oh shit. No. That's crazy. I mean, we should all do a nice rest in peace, though, for the great Hal Williams who passed away. Yeah, it's not stepping on a horse dick, too, trying to let it. linger. He's so cold.

He's so cold. He's so cold. He's trying to give it a week out there and let people hear the pot. He's so corny. Anyway, Mark,

he ain't step on at once. You keep throwing to that shit, every head. He's like, he ha, ha. I hate me so real.

I hate me so real. I bet I hate niggas like that. But he's not the subject of a comment. No, you know, but niggas will not

step on it. Ain't it? Look, when you're the condo of him out here, this this nigga can't she's right.

She Keep throwing in love. Your ass shit, heavy worded, boy, wait. This is a thing about the short circuit. Anyway, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mark. I used to talk about how beautiful you were. I'm sorry, Mark.

Yeah, that's a guy. I'm sorry, Mark. Yeah, nice natural segue. We want to say a rest in peace to one of the legends of Hollywood and certainly one of the members of Black Hollywood royalty, the great Hal Williams, who passed away at the age of 91. for our generation he was known as

Lester He was the father on 227 He To me was one of the great TV dads You know at a time where it was rare to get a black TV dad He became I'm sorry

Yeah he put him He just started right He put him in a judge What's the, Mark, if he was one of the great TV days? Bad dicking was not one of the great TV dads. At all. No, not a top 20. Tell me why.

Because we've seen 227. When we talk about TV dads, we never think about 2, 27 in January. Nobody ever said, I'm all right. It's only one kid on 227. Regina King. Who the other one? Mark thinks lie in this asshole. I think he's one of the TV dead.

No, you don't. No, you don't. I almost took it serious. You do not think he's one of the greatest TV dads. What you think that's called Winslow? Have you ever been to a eulogy before? Because Mark is a liar, yo. We sad that he passed, but not get to fuck.

I think he's going to get to be that. He was a path breaker. Don't let us start to include some of the white dads. He's going to fall to like bottom two. Don't talk about Joey and now. What's the dad from full house? Yeah, the full house uncle. Yeah, it was the Joey and Jesse and the dad.

In the day. We're still recording, right? Yes, of course. So let's ask you question. Name three great TV dads before him, Black TV dad. John Amos. Listen, damn, damn, down, that's a good one. Bill Cosby was at.

Bill, they said before him. That's the point, is in the 1970s, you couldn't have Black TV dads. Sanford. Sanford? Sanford. You think Fred Sanford was a better dad? He was funnier. He was a better TV dad than how was.

He was more memorable as a father than this thing was. Good times. That's John Amos. He's seen it already. And his one. John Amos was a better dad. What do you mean about better? What are we talking about two different things?

In every facet. I'm not, no disrespect to this gentleman. I'm not trying to. This whole thing is disrespect to this gentleman. No, no, no. You're just lying. I'm not lying.

First of all, as somebody's eulogy, we don't, we don't use that. You don't even. You don't even. You went to interrupt the thing, right. Right. Right.

When they say, you're lying. You're lying. I said they're lying at the strip club. Yo, it's bullshit. That nigga died on me 300. Right. And George Jefferson. His man dad's.

Okay. Well, let me at least say this. The dads that when you say great- 27 was 80s. How about this? How about this? Let me give this man his eulogy. And then y'all can disagree after I...

I agree. No, fuck that. So what I was saying was, what did you consider a good TV? Like, they had good character. They were like good people? So that's what I was trying to explain. Okay, okay. But y'all cut it off.

I'm sorry. I'm done. So in the 1970s, in the 1960s, there were almost no black TV dads, right? In the 1970s, in fact, there were almost no black families, intact families. The Jeffersons came out in 75 just for the record. And 227, I'll think it was the 70s. Can y'all just, let him cook, let him cook. If you all would, if you would listen, you'd understand what I'm trying to say, okay?

What I'm saying is, is that black families were not shown on television in 1960, 1970s. It was usually a black single mom. Okay. That was the point. So, like Esterole, for example, had to fight to have to have. a husband on the show. So yes, Fred Sanford was a great dad, but he was not part of an entire family

because Elizabeth was what? Dead. And Lamont was like a grown-ass man. So that's not what I'm not talking about him. You know what I mean? When you look at shows like, that's my mom, and we go down the whole list, that's not what it is. Who was the dad in Mesh?

And so we could just start naming, fucking, who was the dad in the love boat? I see it. So when you... All right, my man. This nink is crazy. I'm crazy for saying you was one of the great TV days. Yes.

Smart. Okay. Let's say it differently. Leave it there. I want to send love to Hal Williams, who was not one of the great TV. There, yeah. There you go.

Anyway. His daughter is typing up her email to this pocket. Word. So in the 1970s, so when you get to the 1980s, it was the first moment. where you started to see whole black families and black fathers actually present. Black fathers are actually parenting their children. Not their grown-as junkmen partners

like in Sanferson, which is a great show. You know what I mean? But actually parenting and raising their children. John Amos is another one. Bill Cosby is another one. But Bill Cosby comes in that same era as 227, except he wasn't rich. Who's the dad on work?

Except he wasn't rich. Except he wasn't a doctor in Brooklyn. He was an actual working class man who came to work every day in D.C. came home to his family in an apartment and raised their family, gave them good values, disciplined him, didn't beat them, John Amos, but actually raised their children,

talked to him and parented daughters. This is something that we just didn't see a lot. He's part of that first generation of whole black families that we saw on television, and he was a great role model. In the 70s, on Sanford's son, he also had an important role on Sanford's son. He didn't have a long role, but he played Officer Smith. Y'all know that Hopi and Smitty,

and it was the first moment where black America had to, that's not true either? Don't you talk about. Keep going, bro. You know, we can see your face. I'm not saying nothing, bro. But we can see if, okay, well. So one of the great comedy bits in Sanford's son would be that they would come and the white officer didn't understand the slang and he would interpret it for him.

And so it was one of those moments of like joking about black America and white America in the two different America. So he was part of one of the most classic comedy bits and recurring comedy bits on the show. Y'all, y'all disagree with that? We're good. Talk to them niggas, man. And also he played on lots of other things, whether it's Private Benjamin. We saw him with roles in good times. and lots of things doing lots of stuff.

He was a great actor, and by all accounts, he was a great person, a great mentor. One of those people in Hollywood that people often looked up to, and off was a shining example. And the fact that he worked, he's from Columbus, Ohio, started doing this part-time in his 20s

and was able to act and work up into his late 80s, early 90s, as a testament to how talented he was and how important he was to us. So this dialogue notwithstanding, we love you, we honor you. You are a legend, and we say rest and peace to the Williams family.

Rest and peace. Rest and peace. Rest and peace. Well said. Rest and peace. That was well said, Mark, except for that one little lie you told. That's what I'm saying.

The eulogy would have been cool without the lie. You need that way. Because that gave me time to Google the Black Dads, TV Dads from the 70s. The Black TV Dads, name him. The first ones to come up, James Evans, Sr., John Amos, Fred Sanford, played by Red Fox,

George Jefferson. What do you know? Names our name. George Jefferson. Where were his kids? It was grown. Grown again. They wouldn't let black men raise children.

It's so funny because this entire show subtext is Mark attacks black men. Mark don't fuck with straight black men. And I'm sitting there trying to honor straight black men for being a father and raising his children. And y'all are one shitting on them. You're not the one that's your honor straight black men. Don't ask me to do it about. You're not. You shouldn't.

I'll do yours. That'll make it easy. Leave the straight. That ain't going to help. That's my point. They got Tom Willis. It's white. Yeah, I know.

Dr. Jason Wright Who's that? The strict but caring father on Super Train Oh Super Train, the classic show that everybody talks about Go ahead I added what's happening

His dad wasn't even around He wasn't even around I mean he was there But he didn't even show up Roger was his name We don't care Roger's dad was Bill Bill never showed up

He was on like four episodes What the fuck are y'all talking about? Wait Wait Hold up Will Smith Dad. Who? Yo.

Who do you say? Will Smith Dad. Will Smith Dad. Oh, you're talking about 20 years later. No. No. No, I'm talking about it. Oh, he was down.

That motherfucker I understood. Slip Wilson. I understood that. He's like, look, I got shit to do. Yo, rest of peace, Hal Williams, man. Rest the piece. That was funny. That he's one of the guy.

Monashet. Y'all said, fuck. this guy raised his kids. I was thinking a whole time like, yo, nobody watched it. Mother's a bat,

back, back, I'm with you, girl. Bro, whatever. It's petty, but seriously, though,

nobody in the world ever was like, yo, you know my favorite CJ is, the nigga from 227. My fuck said,

who? You know Lester. Because I think Lester's biggest bigger role was more to Whistelcault used to flirt with him or something, right?

Fuck y' y'all. No, say it on the kick right? Never. Please do. No,

because that's insensitive. To who? Hal Williams Right Now we want to be sensitive to Hal Williams Who's a dad on living single? Kyle

I'm just naming niggas Martin Pops Who Martin ain't hand on to my dad Diva Oh, duct tails Let me say y'all In reality, John Amos

quit that bullshit-ass show because they wouldn't They weren't able to ever lead the projects that was bullshit. These niggas would get so close. That's not why. Because they wouldn't let them be a great dad. They made JJ be the center

and the clown show. It wasn't about the leaving the project. They were good with the projects. It was about JJ being a coon. I always thought that that's why that he... The dialogue switch from them having a family dynamic to JJ just being a fucking goof and that's what they started to focus on the writing on the show.

So they killed them off the show. Even though he did a lot of child abuse of that show. Because they did with a little ass. Remember Penny got burnt? Remember Michael brought a friend over for the weekend and he beat him too? They ain't beat divorced. Yeah. I got to watch that.

That shit was so depressing to me. I knew even as a kid this isn't right. We shouldn't be enjoying this. And I never liked it. No, that was funny. The disrespect would be funny, man. I cannot wait for this clip to go out. We got to stop.

Why, man? I'm putting it on my gram. I can't wait for it to go out I'm highlighting this. Yeah, send this to my phone. You know what's going to happen, though? What? And they're going to make the best Joe button

rapper caption at the bottom. It's going to just, ooh. I'm about the name so many dads. Ozark dad. Walter White. Homer Simpson. Oh, hell yeah. Home will definitely.

Come on now. He only choke bark every episode. Al Bundy. Another one. For sure. All right. He's all for sure. Pauli Shore, too, don't fucking...

All right, I don't have anything else. I don't have anything else. Just a reminder to y'all, the mayor of Atlanta City is coming here next week. Oh, you're going to come up here? You need to come up here because if you want to rumble, you know I got you. Coming up here on Tuesday.

Hold me down. Ain't no one-on-ones of the J.B. Just know that part, nigga. Hold me down. Hold me down. He's coming up here. I don't have anything else in my phone that we really need to hit. Are y'all shocked that Carisha left, Boss Man Delos tour?

Nah. Am I shocked? No, I'm not shocked at all. Is it? I mean, that happens all time in tours. I'm about to say is it fucked up, but. It ain't fucked up? It really ain't fucked up.

I can't open right now, son. Yeah. Sorry. Got a hit, sorry. A hit hit. Damn. Is that hit? enough for her to run around with?

Yes. Damn, I'm happy for her, though. Put it this way. They just put that she's one of the headliners of Summer Jam there. Shut up. Even funnier, they just said she's working on a full length album. For what? She might as well just do that song over and over and over, different version.

That's how I knew she called one. Oh, shit. We want some more this shit from this lady. I thought we was good. Anyway, I'm waiting for Carisha to come up here, so let me shut up. Yeah. Because you know I get phony when they come. Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Girl, when is the album? I'm the, I'm the phonious. Let me hear something now. Let me hear something. Please let me be here. You got some beat? Oh, shit, plug up ice. Come on.

Where to court at? Joe, you can not be here. Yeah, you can be here. They'll be here. She can be here. They do. They be asking if you and flip. For real, they really do.

Okay. Any of y'all got something. I think we did. I think we did. Well, one time, right, I got to this DV situation. Yeah. Yeah, I know. We're done. They take us out of the very somber boat over here.

How old? How is the sky? Why not? Shit, this is one of my happy records to me. Listen, man. Hopefully y'all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoy delivering it to you. I had a lot of fun today. Me too.

Me too. No, I really did. I really did. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time. I bid you a. Do farewell. Oh, hold up.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Trying to attain to entertainable. Try and make it sustainable. Hey. Collecting all the parts.

See if they had to change. Yo, really had a lot of fun today. Keep us in your prayers. Yada, yada, yada. Yeah. Until next time, we bid you a do farewell. Adios. Sariva, dirchy.

Astila vista. Arvois. So long. Goodbye. A simple head now will suffice. Remember life is a series of moments and moments past. So let's make this one last. As if it's all we have.

And last but certainly not least, hey, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel and the close-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a town and all you might need it. Iggo! A lot of liquor, pocket full of pills, the illusion of control of the shit. We won't never get on track like this. I can ever tell you how I feel if you react. What y'all on this weekend? What we doing?

What we doing out there? Yo, Go see Odyssey. Yo. That's her one. That ass. Go see Odyssey this weekend. Even if you're not looking at the IMAX theater, it is worth it. What's y'all on?

Y'all working, you're moving around? What's happening? I had a family trip to the Poconos for the weekend, but this air shit, we canceled it. So it's going to be Odyssey and staying home. I'm going to Vermont. They got clean air up there. Nice. Yeah, see what Bernie Sanders up to.

Nice. That's coming from, it's coming from, like, Detroit, Midwest and swinging over. Freeze with you on this weekend. I'm going to see Odyssey, man. Mona? I'm off, for one. Hey, big Mona. Good, good, going to get some resting dick.

Don't get some resting pain. I think that's a HR too. I think so. I think so. Our menstrual's on. We announced it to the word. Oh yeah, you got to. Oh, yeah. And get some more tampons.

And get some more tampons. You out there having a ball player. Ball player after ball player. I mean, you get the ball players more than ball players. Hope they is walking. You were making me a ball player. you want to do with me you get an attitude you get all stuck up stop calling me your fuck up too i tell you shut the fuck up but the part that i respect is you so cool with a other one of your axes it's history between us

all ain't right either right and forth domestic all ain't flights either be wanting you close to me supposedly you say you owe for me that just come across is a joke to me because you ain't got the kind of love that expires worst case you get tired tell you friend yeah when is the fucking world cup over with uh Thank you, thank you, man. God, damn. Enough now. Sunday.

Enough. I'm trying to go to my favorite Italian restaurant over there, the American Dream, and I can't. It's a good restaurant over there. There's a third place game, actually. Inside the mall? Yeah.

It's a really good Italian restaurant inside them all, like one of the better ones. Anyway, I will be in the house away from the fog, away from the smog. I ain't got too much going on. If I catch an IMAX ticket slipping, and I might go see Odyssey again.

What else? What else? That's it. That's all that's on the agenda. Nothing going on. Y'all hold it down out there. Hopefully y'all enjoyed this. We'll be back.

Same time, same place. Next week. You ain't. You tell me, bitching our bed. You just think out of it. Huh? You're good at that. You like the Howard Williams and rapper.

That's because I. Hey, yo, Duff. Happy birthday, boy. Happy birthday. Bringing up my last girl like shame my past girl like you ain't the reason she's present check it You ain't got worried about me and home yeah it ain't a verse that we ain't throwing some gas light in there Let's throw some gas light in there yeah we're home together trip clubs have fun together but that's done no sweater uh All right you've never heard of Joe budd

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