The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 953 | "Premium Content"
Episode Date: August 8, 2026Parks returns to his seat in the latest episode of the JBP as he explains his absence earlier this week (9:22) before turning to fans calling out the crew for not attending a J. Cole show in New York ...(34:00). Ice then discusses the new Pooh Shiesty album (49:45), the 'To The Baha' podcast has a debate between Luka Doncic & Jalen Brunson (1:02:24) which leads to news that Doncic's ex-fiance is asking for $50 million (1:13:18). Rapper Malice proves he didn't steal a hot dog (1:24:08), Robert Pattinson is set to play Chris Hansen (1:30:32), and Perez Hilton's recent livestream (1:52:58). Also, Pablo Torre has more information on Kawhi Leonard (2:08:49), artist Fenix Flexin admits to using AI (2:29:48), and much more. Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden
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I can see, I can see like a defense.
a back, like a cornerback, a safety.
No, never that.
Never that.
I need that money.
You need to rock?
Yeah, I need the rock.
No, I need the rock.
I need the ball.
I need to, I need to score.
Let me get that.
I can see you running back.
This nigga lying.
Y'all still don't believe my triple doubles,
so I can't talk to you.
I know.
We also know you the clumsiest nigga in the world.
We're not giving you the rock.
You.
Freeze.
I'm just saying.
If me and you go to any park in America,
I'm going to get
the rock.
You will you keep the rock is the question.
No.
Depends a pen who's at the park that day.
Me, nigga.
No, you won't keep the rock.
Oh,
freeze.
Oh, shit.
Wait,
I'm not even going to crazy.
Mark, stop.
Mark, stop.
Mark.
He confused in me too.
We cool.
No,
what are you talking about?
You do sports.
Who is he talking to,
bro?
I'm not going to help.
You always talk about the tech stuff
and you didn't come to the best.
You weren't the best.
You're at the test.
Two K, nigga.
Oh, got you.
Got you.
Got you.
I know ICE is like 07 and I never know
and do no sports.
What sport?
What sport you was doing in 07 since you know me?
We did kickball.
And I was the man in kickball.
Undefeated in kickball.
Our team was undefeated in kickball.
Was ice-well?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me get my one v one with this, nigga.
I'm sick of him now.
But what I'm saying is,
There's people that come around during the year that say,
nah, he used to do that.
I've never heard that from nobody.
Well, you haven't been around people that's been around me, though.
Who can verify it?
You haven't been around people that's been around me?
Well, who can?
I have people.
All right, but let's hear of you.
I thought of people who've been around.
What sport you played?
I played basketball, Joe.
I played baseball, Joe.
I was a shortstop.
You are shortstop.
That's why.
That's why I'll take it.
I don't say.
We happened in sports duel and you was a fucking shortstop.
That's a hard position to play.
Also, but I mean, I just wasn't going to the diamond when I was young.
I thought he was a catcher.
You couldn't.
I wasn't going to the diamond when I was young.
Oh, my God.
You can catch a boss.
And that's respect.
Oh, shit.
I didn't mean it that way, but now that we're there, we're here, man.
We're here.
What position you to play basketball?
Point guard.
Basketball.
I'm talking about I didn't play on no team, bro.
I played in the park.
Yeah, you know, we filmed us playing basketball, right?
But not free.
I wasn't there.
And, yeah, they did film you all playing basketball.
You're absolutely right.
Oh, shit.
That don't help you.
That's it does.
I don't know what he's talking about.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah, if you don't show up, you can't talk shit.
I'm not talking shit about that.
No, but I watched you know, you looked like the act.
Like at some point in my life.
He knew how to play basketball.
Yes.
I wasn't at that game, Joe.
All right, well, what game you want to be at then?
Hold on up, man.
What game do you want to be at?
I'll be at the tone of your voice.
I'm hearing, I'm hearing something.
Yeah, you're hearing it.
Do you want to be at a game?
I will be at the next game.
The game can find you, nigga.
I'll be there.
But we got to get a lot of compression sleeves and shit.
Less.
I'll be there.
Say less.
Are you healed?
We need knee pads.
Can you do it for real?
No, all bullshit is up.
I'm not joking.
Say less.
Say less.
In the summertime, too.
Oh no, we can't do it.
No,
Tom's so.
Wow.
Now, I'm going to hang to the backflip yet.
No, I need to.
Oh, you want to talk that.
I need to start.
You know what I mean?
September.
L.A. for like a month.
The, nigga, September is here.
It is September.
See, I'm too good.
Oh, no.
You're saying, and I don't even need to call right now.
I'm like, we could go to the park of the street, nigger.
This ain't a shot neither.
The style of basketball Joe played.
a shot. No, because Joe,
Joe play down low.
Like, Joe, he's not a
perimeter.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
That's fine.
Once you said this is not a shot,
I braced up anyway.
You know a shot.
Yeah, it's cool.
I didn't show.
No disrespect.
No, you didn't, but I knew I would get shot
for some weird.
No, Joe be down low,
playing, like, you don't be outside
on the perimeter, handling the ball,
shooting jumps or shit like that.
I guess.
So what are you playing, though?
He's physical.
He's in the road.
So, he ready right now.
for that making layups all that he's all power like the game that mark and I
like that nigger so the power bobbed no don't worry it's don't say
nothing to you man you don't have to say nothing to me old school 20 old
school turn
Oh, shit.
Oh, it's cool.
Oh, this.
Hey, hey, don't wear your Apple watch that day, buddy.
I tell you that one.
Don't wear a shades that day.
And you're a hat.
Don't, don't.
He's a hat.
Hey, I know.
Hey, Lee Ice Chain home that day, buddy.
I'm telling you.
Bring some mouth guards, pause.
Oh, shit.
It's happening.
Bong.
Bong.
You want to play a friend.
Oh, man.
Why don't we play a other?
the podcast, not in basketball, but why don't we do something like softball?
Since you play shortstop, we got an advantage because you play...
Yo, surf hit me the other day.
And I didn't like this text neither.
Surf hooped, though.
Yeah.
I know surf hit me the other day like, yo, do you play football?
Kickball.
Oh, no, he didn't do that.
You found it offensive?
Yeah.
That's offensive.
I did.
Because surf knowing me too long.
I'm confused now.
Like, why don't you know about my kickball greatness?
So he was like, yo, you...
You still know, though.
I get a team.
Yes, he's been around.
Surf been around.
Surf was with me in Total.
Yeah, but that was post.
Yeah, that was after that, though.
Kickball was over here.
Yeah, that was after.
Kickball was over here, yeah.
You got to think, like, RG and all the niggas
was around the kickball.
After Total, what we lived in the ball over here.
Yeah, there was no kickball.
And that's when we did kickball.
No, no, no.
That wasn't kickball, though, bro.
Anyway, I took it is the utmost disrespect.
You sure.
Do you have a team?
We could do team, we could do team,
serve versus team, Joe.
Nigger.
And he talked to me like that
because he caught me slipping in the bowling alley
last time we went.
I did not.
You didn't tell us that.
You didn't say that part.
No, you told us y'all went.
You ain't tell us you got mocked.
I did get mocked.
I had one good game.
You didn't tell us that.
What did you roll?
I told y'all that he did with all of the holes.
You said that.
It's mad people.
No bowler etiquette.
You bowling, somebody moonwalking
on through your leg.
They got drinks flowing.
Fetty wampy's here.
This is not.
in front of Feddy, you couldn't get that off.
This is not my bowling setting.
No, you can't bowl for him.
He couldn't concentrate.
That would...
I swore we was opening up
all firing in parks.
But I thought that's what we was going to do.
I just sound like excuses.
Like, yo, bro, we all
plan under the same conditions.
We got to adapt.
Now, if niggas is being rowdy
when you go to roll
and then anybody quiet like it's golf
when the other niggas go to roll,
then you got a problem.
But if the niggas is violent,
Fresh out the fed, yo.
He could have bowled good on any bonnet.
They was bowling toilet paper rolls.
They was like, are you crazy?
They were saying I'm a snap was like.
They were bowling bologna sandwiches, thing.
Yo.
Oh, shit.
They got chin mystics on.
Stier, right?
That's funny, son.
That's an idiot.
That's funny.
Well, look who it is.
I'm back.
I'm back. Looking rather
burgundy.
I got,
yeah, I got fried up a little bit.
A little bit.
I played with a son.
I didn't realize.
I was so happy when I saw your IG.
Y'all got 6,000 years of knowing now.
We can't do it.
I don't understand.
For real.
Because when I go on the trips,
white people will be fucking me up.
They ain't got to keep doing it.
What you mean?
You got to keep the shit on.
They want to get dark.
Low key.
You have to protect your skin.
The problem was we went to this shit.
called Noah's Ark, which is like an island,
shit, you got take a boat over there. So we got, you know,
cleaned up and shit after we were at the beach.
I didn't realize that out there, you just outside
the whole time you knew on the boat. That's where I got fried
up. Both of us got fried up, actually.
There isn't a boat. The boat, the boat
of fraud. Stuck in Turks. So what happened?
So I was the only one up here. Do you see the, before
I lied? Did you see the pot? Yeah. Oh, okay,
never mind. So,
I had you back.
There was some skepticism from this couch
about whether or not you really
stuck.
We were all saying,
like,
oh,
no, I got stuck.
Shit happens.
I got stuck.
What happened?
I don't know.
There was no plane.
Our flight was Monday at, like, noon.
The shit got pushed back,
push back, push back,
and then it got canceled.
I go to buy,
I bought another ticket,
but the shit is an hour away
and the airport's 20 minutes away.
By the time we get there,
we had one bag that they couldn't check
so they're like,
no, it's a dub for you.
All right,
fuck it.
So we buy another ticket,
can't get on that one.
Eventually,
we're like,
fuck it.
All right.
Go talk to the lady.
next flight we can get out you
get you out of here is uh monday
or uh it's friday i'm sorry
and it's monday we're like
nah
we gotta do something that's the next shit
everything is booked we went to every airline everything
is booked it's a little ass airport
and all the airport
airplanes that come in are the smaller
shits so
one little flight getting fucked over there
it's a dub it was a day of flights
yeah facts yeah
got it so you were forced to stay in turkey
forced to stay in turkey
Fucked up.
Sorry to hear that.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Where'd you stay?
The palms.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
God.
There's some bullshit.
Wow.
Feel sorry for you, bro.
I mean, it was expensive.
I feel sorry for me a little bit.
Yeah, it is.
A bunch of people there that was probably fucked up and probably the Fortis been.
Yeah, no, I felt bad for people there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'll have you know.
Have me, though.
This is premium content we're trying to sell.
And guess what the people?
P and premium stands for.
Parts.
I heard a whole lot of, yo, they sound like the old cloutes.
They sound like they on a walkman up there.
My girls said it just sound like the music was playing in the background.
It went not through the headphones.
No, everybody said they heard music in one ear.
Yeah.
And ice rapping in the left.
So then they was like, yo, don't never let Ice rap again, but that's not Ice fault.
Yeah, we don't know what's going on.
I had the headphones on.
Was he getting the words right?
Was he getting the words right?
My headphones were fine.
It was a solid performance by ICE.
Oh, that's all that.
That's all that.
I mean, for sure stuff.
Did you know, did you know when he was, so Homeboy was calling for help?
Yes.
He was looking frazzled over here.
Yes.
He was a shout out to Neff, man.
Yeah.
He was under pressure.
It's just some new shit.
for him. But when I start seeing smoke coming out,
he started short-circuited.
Hey, when you finally got to the stage of you, I'm just going
unplug it and put it back in, that's when I was
like, all right. That's my solution.
What time did y'all stay here until, about 9, 10 o'clock?
It's my half day. I don't know. I know. We started like
two hours late. Yeah, easy.
We were fishing. I'm sorry for that, guys.
I'm sorry.
Nah, the funny shit was when he walked around
here and was like, never mind, I fixed it. Y'all
just won't be able to hear nothing in the headphones.
Joe was like, no, no, no, no, the hell you won't.
I need to hear things in the headphones.
Well, I'll do it this way.
Well, the thing is, and we can start,
because I do have a long intro.
About halfway through Neff talking to parks.
And I heard the wind,
Turks wind blowing.
By the time he called me,
waves crashing.
We're looking at the turtles on a kayak, bro.
Oh, my God.
He was supposed to call me at like 9 in the morning.
Wow.
Yeah, I heard the mohitos in the background.
but then you hung up
and he still didn't have it together
Joe was mad at shit
he went back outside
for the third turn.
Now I put on a clinic and just
I heard you were very patient
which is not the Joe that I know
being composed.
Salute to your growth.
So you hung up
he still couldn't get it
but I didn't know you hung up.
I didn't know I hung up.
I didn't know you were
done for the day with him.
I wasn't.
So I said, hey man, is Parks still there?
Like, did he tell you what to do?
He said, no, Parks hung up.
I said, you're not calling him back.
Like, is he unavailable?
And to me, you never got back
on the phone, and then it hit me.
You think I pulled the move?
Parks busts in the move.
If Parks wants me to believe
that he can't
FaceTime and walk somebody
through how to turn
my mic on.
I don't.
I don't believe that.
I think the parks...
I did not pull the move.
I try my best to walk him through it.
Parts ain't pull the move.
Yeah, that's not me.
That's not me.
He ain't do that.
You know me for a long time.
I've never pulled no more.
It's smart, though.
That's dope.
That's right.
If he had been.
That's what I'm saying.
I ain't all the way bad.
It's a good move to pull.
It's a great.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It's a step back.
Yeah, what you're going to do.
It was replaceable.
You need to have.
You always talk about showing value.
When it came to punch it.
Listen, they gained to understanding.
These gentlemen gain, especially Mark,
gained to understanding for the importance of an engineer.
The punch ins was, we ain't even punch.
I think we dropped a couple.
Was it the prize?
You'll punch it right back after this.
They can punch them like 10 seconds later, Joseph.
I said, right.
Listen, man, we got a great show.
Right.
We got a great show.
He got us through the day.
That's all it is.
That's all, man.
And Parks is back.
Thank God.
We head now, though.
We're no more vacation.
I thought the Pai was pretty good, guys.
You really got into breaking down who should take what on the bill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that.
I love that, especially hour or two.
Like, that's premium content.
That's the premium content.
Premium content.
That should spark the whole bunch of conversations.
And we get into it.
seconds, guys. Don't you worry.
We are getting the fuck into it.
Actually, I ain't got time to play around. Is my shit
in here?
Oh, shit.
I ain't got nothing on this.
You can cue up nothing? God damn.
He was so happy to see you.
He just forgot.
He said, fuck it. Fuck the playlist.
You just talk.
Keep telling, y'all.
I really felt like Odysseus for this last week, though I'm not
going to lie. I thought it was ironic that
this whole movie was my favorite shit in the
summer. And meanwhile, I'm stranded on a fucking
Island.
Oh shit.
Eating the lotus
flour for an extra
seven days.
The lotus flower.
Oh, shit.
Turks was beautiful, though, man.
Shout to the people.
Did you all stay in the same parts?
I told him what's there.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I didn't tell him what to say.
I had booked it and then.
He said he stayed there, yeah.
It worked out to be the same.
He had booked it on.
I don't know.
That's how you feel?
No.
No.
Yo, the crazy.
Actually, I have a quick Alanisbor's hit.
shit you ought to know I never realized was flea on the base I didn't know he's
fucking shit if you go listen to that song one day you can be like oh shit he's in
there fucking shredding that shit oh shit rock people don't really do features like that but
well there might be a reason
yeah we're open a set list there you scarred
Ya'all mean, the levels, the levels, the levels are good, the levels are good.
The levels are good.
Then Neff had us with the dry vocals for a little bit.
I'm like, yo, can we get something?
Oh, shout to Neff, man.
Glad to have parts back.
Premium content!
Premium content!
Premium content!
Yeah, that's how I'm feeling right now.
Stop playing with me.
me. It's my 2010-2011 vibe right quick. Hold up.
The white guy comes back to the pod. This is the playlist.
It's fucked up. I feel away.
You want it back to you.
My playlist is dedicated to you. Thank you. Thank you.
You know what I mean? Now that you're back.
I can feel it. Come on, man. It wasn't the same without you.
First person to probably get part of the month of one episode. Talk to him.
This one I was in my peak Molly phase, boy.
Singing with bitches, nigga away.
Yes, are you kidding me?
This off a Molly with a joint, looking at the sunset.
Come on, man, come on vibe with me, just vibe with me, that's all.
It's almost Virgo season.
Soon as these cheating ass lee-holes get out the way,
thing.
Freeze out here.
Get somebody.
Hey, party on their way to the beach.
Not me.
Hey, buddy.
Yeah, me.
Shout out to you if you can stop at the gas station and nobody's getting shot at.
Oh, everybody.
Shout to the patronies, all the subgroups out there.
Shout to the...
Rock on.
This is another one I eat your lunch.
It's another one I eat your lunch.
White champs!
Let's go!
Come on, you're not better than that.
Don't do that.
You might get them there.
I eat his lunch in this bag.
I will eat his lunch in this bag.
All right.
I hear you. You mute up for a minute.
You mute up for a minute.
You mute up and joy a good DJ verified set, nigga.
You relax for a minute.
Let the gun are throwing back to you.
Yes, Sam.
By now you should have somehow realized what you got to do.
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.
Look how you feel when the vocals are right, God damn it.
Look how you feel.
Oh, you know.
Hey, if don't say nothing stupid like that again while I'm sitting here.
Don't say nothing stupid like that again while I'm sitting here.
I walk a lonely road the only one that I have back in.
Yes, sir.
For the white holes out there, man.
Stop playing with us, man.
Had a great showline.
I need to find one of these gloves again, man.
I ain't gonna lie.
Come on.
Come on.
Right there.
Right there, Hoboken.
Nah, I need this.
I need the DJ that does this.
Right there, Hoboken, you can get it.
For sure.
Now, anybody of Hoboken, man.
Oh, you know, you're a fool of you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're a fool, yeah.
You know, guys, I'm fool, y'all.
No, no, mhm, no, mhm, no, mch so bad.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have it.
Sometimes I feel.
Mark, what you was doing during all these MTV days?
That was prime cult era, I feel like.
That's why I'm asking.
He had an all-black.
What was the day of shit?
That was funny.
Do Muslims vibe out when this shit come over?
He was trying to get the risk.
He was something else.
He was trying to be, yeah.
He was fighting with the mothership.
What's up to the truth?
Oh, God.
You know how I felt that day?
You fuck with any of the rock joints?
They fuck with my list.
All right.
Just checking, man.
Lime about that.
Hey.
Oh, they're in the car.
They're singing this with me.
Come on.
Let me.
I'm tell you, I feel like I could DJ
and the whole club would get really, really drunk.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
You cannot get drunk for some of this shit.
And tongue kiss.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
Why is that my signature?
I have my signature. Why are you running from it?
Yeah, yeah.
It's not beyond me.
That's what you are at all.
It's not beyond me.
All right, come on, we gotta get started.
We gotta start, we gotta start.
This was fun.
Yeah, come on.
A hundred days that made me up there.
Don't think I can look at this the same.
Say me.
You know this is.
Ain't even done to say, dog.
Just call up the one that got away or something.
Put a light in the ear or something, ya mean, it ain't even nothing to.
Don't club stop dancing, nigga.
We're reflecting, nigger.
Let's have some fun.
He watched too many rom-coms and none know this.
Let's have some fun, huh?
He watched too many rom-combs and none of this.
I don't know this one.
I don't believe, I think he doesn't know this song.
When he saw, Miss Fur?
We start whispering shit?
That's when they be walking in the rain?
Yes.
Yeah.
Looking out the window, tracing the rain drafts.
Nogne Gim-N-Gin-N-Gin-N-Gin-Gin'n-Gin'-Jubon.
This park, this park, this park.
What's that?
New Joe Biden!
Mm-hmm.
You, you, ice fish.
Mm-hmm.
Puzzling.
Puzzling.
What episode is this?
953.
Welcome to episode 9503.
of the Joe Button podcast
Brought to you by Fuel by Power by Prize.
Big Price, piece gang.
Yeah.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful,
extremely happy to be here,
host Joe Button, here with a few very amazing people
to my right, Philadelphia's finest,
our good brother, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill,
in the building.
Mark, how you doing, bro?
I'm good, man.
No complaints.
That's really, good.
We asked your t-shirts out?
It says LeBroad Street Bullies.
Yeah, oh, I'm phoned.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Ice understands.
Oh, I get it.
I get it.
He's not from Philly.
Yes, he is.
I'm not from Philly.
He gang.
He gang.
We good.
Whoa, whoa.
Not gang.
With regard to the basketball.
In the neighborhoods of the city of Philadelphia.
Anyway, our good brother still building in D.C., King Wawa, good brother, Ishes in the building.
Ish, what's up with you now?
Good day, sir.
How you doing?
I'm good.
Good, good.
Absolutely love that.
Next to him.
Shortstop.
One of the best short stubs of short.
Oh, shit.
What do you say he was?
Short stubbing stocks.
There's no stubble.
Oh shit.
Stubblest.
Stub or something else.
Anyway, y'all know what time is Mr. Take It Further himself, Mr. Bear
ass.
Our good brother, Freeze is here.
Freeze, how you doing, bro?
I'm good, man, I'm good.
Good, absolutely love that.
next to him.
Look who's graced us with his presence.
Fresh back.
A privilege.
A privilege to have him here.
Privileged to be here.
Fresh back from being stuck.
Yeah.
Under so much duress.
So much duress.
Man, Parks is in the building, man.
Thank God.
I can hear the applause through the cameras.
Shot to the fans and listeners, man.
Yeah, when y'all be talking.
It makes me feel loved, man.
I wish they wouldn't act people when they do that.
I'm like, damn, Park Street, all this shit.
Yeah.
You know, this niggins.
I know, he know it's happening, but the fans.
But don't let him see it, though.
Fucked up, the fans.
Yo, at Park music.
And then you know they say the favorite line.
Oh, yeah, that's, whatever you want.
Whatever he want.
Yeah.
Max Dill.
They said, I need a piece of the company.
Sure enough.
Poet's in the building.
Corey is in the building.
Corey is at the stage his relationship
where you can't watch it with myself.
Corey got in trouble.
It's an important time.
Corey got in trouble the other day.
Would you watch about yourself?
He tried, what was that you couldn't go see?
Come on.
Oh, our lioness.
Oh, yeah.
That's cheating.
That's a good first episode.
That's cheating.
That's cheating.
That first episode.
Can't do it.
I couldn't do it.
You got your own little shows, dog.
Yeah.
You got a couple shows.
And don't let her get into your shows.
Facts.
You actually got to.
No, no.
No, it's don't work like that.
It's not your show.
Yeah, yeah.
It's y' all show.
Yeah, though.
No, you're on this up there.
I ain't gonna hold you.
I swear I put on, I was telling Corey,
I put on the agency trailer
so she could look at it.
Yeah.
Because I've seen season one.
This is how it goes here.
People already told me season two.
They told me season two with fire.
I put on the trailer.
She didn't look interested.
She looked totally uninteresting.
You got to start selling it too a little bit.
No.
No, no.
You're selling it the opposite.
You're not going to really like this.
It's a little violent.
It's a little bloody.
You probably don't work.
Yes, it does sometimes.
Yes, it do.
Sometimes.
That's how I get to watch Canaan by myself.
That's the only reason I can watch Canning by myself.
Yeah.
Seriously.
That's the only reason why you watch it.
That's it.
She'll get into it, but then she won't want to watch it what I want to watch.
It's not.
I got to wait a week to find out what the fuck happening.
I'm waiting for episode 8 now.
Anything in the Power series, and she was like, now I'm cool.
See, the problem is that only works when I don't like the exact same shit.
Like, if I like it, I know she's going to like it.
You only like the exact same stuff?
We like the same shit, bro.
So if I under like the exact same shit, bro.
So if I undersell it, all right, then you see I'm into it,
you show coming.
Oh, why you ain't telling me?
This is fire now.
I've been getting caught at the show.
That nemesis shit for three months.
Like, oh, look at your favorite show?
You got to find shows that I'm not about waiting for them to go to sleep.
Facts.
And that's what I do.
I sneak back downstairs and watch my shows when she sleep.
And I went upstairs and check on her one time,
and she'd be in the bathroom doing her routine or whatever with an eye pan,
watching a whole bunch of shit I never know what she even knew about.
So we both were kind of cheating on each other with the show.
That's how you keep a relationship having.
That's true.
Well, to end my story.
Sorry about that, sorry about that, big dog.
So I put on the agency,
and now she glued to the shit.
She's like, oh, my God, it's my type of show.
Why are you watching this without me?
It's like, you've got to be fucking shit to me.
Anyway, that's the end.
That's how it usually goes for me.
So now I'm going down south.
Rest and peace to my uncle Hazel.
I'm going to Hazel's funeral.
Really sad about this.
But I got that Monsters of God on HBO Max.
It just dropped.
I'm not hip to that one
What's that?
I'm not hip to that one.
Yeah, it just dropped.
It's a movie show.
And it's about, you know how fucking Tiger King
was about like the lions
in the afterworld market?
Oh, yeah.
This is about snakes.
Oh.
And how rich people can just get whatever they want.
I think I might have seen a trailer for this actually.
Yeah, no, it looks sick.
Yeah.
The show explores the global billion dollar underworld
of illegal exotic reptile smuggling.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Sure. So anyway, okay.
So I want to just hit the download in my iPad, get on the plane, and do that.
But I'm getting in trouble.
Bro, I didn't have that.
Because I know that if she read that, if she just read the description of that, she doesn't do it.
She'll smack the shit out of me for turning that on.
Bro, I didn't take no iPad, laptop, Apple TV, nothing.
That was the worst part about the whole shit.
What?
But why?
Because I thought I was only going to be gone for two days.
Oh, yeah.
So you're telling us you could have left the laptop here?
I could have.
What you pre-suit?
You're going to jump this guy.
We've got to jump this guy, man.
That's hilarious.
Look how good we all are saying.
We all can laugh at the same time now.
Yeah, yeah.
Without the clique.
Without the metronomes.
Damn.
I thought the feds was on the phone.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Well, the feds might still be on the phone.
That's just ten.
That's true.
So where do y'all want to begin?
Y'all want to begin with a homeboy kicking our backs in over this Jay Cole stuff.
Sure.
It's gaining traction out there.
I thought it was just your backs.
See, I thought it was just your back.
I don't know why you go down.
It's just easier that way.
Oh, okay.
Boy, it was definitely us.
Damn.
It was definitely us.
What did we not do?
Or should we just play the clip?
Yeah, play, play, put it.
I'll play the clip.
I don't normally like to play clips when people are making valid points.
I like to just give you my version of what they said.
What we do to be.
Twist it in.
But I'll give it to them.
I'll give it to them.
Let's see.
Do you do, do, do you do.
If you want to paraphrase.
I mean, yeah, you can.
Oh, here.
No, go ahead.
I do watch your podcast quite often.
Thanks.
Hey, uh, Joe, my name is Marius.
Oh, he's talking to you.
That's you.
I do watch your podcast.
You're talking about us, though.
I watch today's episode.
Thanks a man.
A couple notes.
Just hear me out, please.
Whatever you do, please take away Parks' passport.
Take away his ID.
Yeah, I'm right, buddy.
True.
We got it.
We understand.
Audio of today was horrendous.
This was, one of us.
If not the worst pod.
product by that like quality wise that y'all have put up this was i got to speed that was
something else that i noticed here we go had five shows in new york helping in my favorite
um nobody from that big ass staff went to one single show i thought maybe i've i've witnessed it
i watched it plenty so maybe i'm watching the music aspect of the pod leave like this was a hip-hop music
because I was there
running them all over there
and um
below the bell
I seen mall
not stand up a bit
the whole time
I was at the concert
right
um
yeah
nobody went to the concert
so we got topics
like
splitting the bill
in 2020
in 2020
we got
we got that
we got that
right our two
today instead of
like that's how bad
the topics were also
like
he got 40 seconds
left in the clip
with there more valid points in the 40 seconds?
Or was that?
I don't know.
I think that was the only...
That was the crux of it for me.
I wanted to go to this show.
I was going to go Tuesday, but...
Yeah, you were.
I was stuck.
I don't understand how us not going to a Jay Cole show takes our music card away from the pod, though.
I mean, I think that's putting a little sauce on it.
Yeah, I think a lot of this is putting sauce on it.
Honestly.
That being said, we go to up here collectively.
I don't know.
I thought that was a pretty good point.
One person or another up here goes to every major show pretty much.
Yeah.
But not by design.
It just works out there.
You were fans of the music.
Yeah.
So if you hadn't gotten stranded, it would still been there.
You wouldn't went to the show?
I would have been a person at the show.
The other difference is, like, I feel like me and I specifically, if we are going to a show, we kind of ask around.
You know what I'm saying?
If I was going to show, you probably been like, yeah, actually, fuck it.
I'll go to the show.
No, I said, no.
Oh, really?
Oh, damn.
Sand on business.
Why?
Why?
Why?
what's your?
It's nothing against Cole
But I'm not the biggest super
I'm not a super J. Cole fan
Like in terms of going to a show
Knowing all the songs
Like shout to J-Wan
That
Jay-W I talked to J-Wan
Cole is his number one
It's his favorite
It's his favorite ever
Yes
That's his goal
He was at the shows
And knew every word
To every song
That's who should be there
That makes sense
I'm gonna know a couple words
To some of these songs
One
I never did this before
No
that's one
that's the one
but but not just that
and this is please
this is gonna get taken the wrong way
but I don't mean it this way
yeah clap at them niggas free
there's nothing about a J-co show
that stands out
like it's
oh shit
no no hold up
let me let me talk
that's at officially ice
I say that
I say that again
tell me your socials
officially ice
at officially ice one word
I say that because
like you figure you look at
some of these other shows with grand production
and all that like
Now he brought to Civic Hall stage?
Cole is rapping like this
I was trying to piece it up with the cold
I'm not just saying I'm not talking about
why I'm not speaking to y'all
while I'm not in a rush to go to Joe Coral
I'll get us a reprieve
All right well do y'all take it away then
No I'm right behind you
I'm just saying there was nothing that stands out like
you I have to be here to see this
That's what I'm saying
For context
Now tomorrow I will be at MetLife
That's a show you gotta see
You know you're getting a performance of a show
Not somebody, again, it's great to be able to do it
To stand there, rap for two hours straight
Your fans there know everywhere
I completely understand that
But for a person that's not a super fan
That's not attractive enough to make me say
Hey, I gotta go to this show
I'll see I gotta disagree a little bit
I've seen enough Jay Cole
Streams from Dreamville or wherever
Festival he's performed at
He puts out a very good show
whether you know every song or not.
And I'm the type I'll go to a show you
if I don't know every word.
I'm going to a show because I am a fan of this
and I want to hear certain songs
and I want to rap along with certain songs.
I think Cole has enough of them for you to do that.
I don't.
That's why he didn't go.
Mark, why you didn't go?
Talib Kuali.
Because you did go to Talib Kuali, right?
I did go see Talib Kuali at the Blue Note
on Tuesday, what was that was?
So you've missed Cole for,
for five nights.
I was tied up those other nights.
Jay Cole might have had a guys of freestyle too.
That's all Mark going for.
Probably killed it, by the way.
I'm sure he did.
I'm sure he did.
It was a great show.
It was a great show.
And you know what I didn't even,
my wife was out of town for five days.
And so that was like my last night
that I could go do something.
Go find something to do.
Yeah, I was like, I'll go see.
There's many ways I could go with this,
but I'm the last.
I'm doing it to room
Yeah, so that's why
But I'm like you guys
I love Cole
I think he's a great rapper
One of an elite
All-time rapper
All of that
I'll listen to his albums
But I don't necessarily
Want to go to a show
Yeah
I will say that the fall off
Was it my favorite project
So
I still would have went to the show
But I could see why
For a lot of people up here
They might not
Be rushing to see the fall off
Tour
And that's what it was for me
Yeah
Listen here
Homeboy
Darius
whatever you think.
I'm just talking shit.
But no.
Why you ain't go?
Well, I'm about to tell him.
Give him a piece of my mind.
One, honestly, I had no idea
whatever the fuck Jay Cole was even doing.
I said the week of the show,
oh shit, you know Cole is here tomorrow
or whatever that was?
It wasn't put on my radar.
I feel like it has been a little bit quiet
compared to the other people in his
superstar fans. Yeah, that wasn't
like had I known about this
and enough time for me to plan
correctly, maybe I would have
on a day where I didn't have
nothing to do. But then that's the other thing like ICE is saying
I've seen Cole
perform already. I don't necessarily
need to see him
again. If I knew
he was there for five nights, I might have popped out.
What? He doesn't believe you.
Joe.
It's don't have a say.
in a Jay Cole conversation.
You way and going?
Why ain't saying that?
You go on a Jay Cole show to see the fall off?
I don't think he only did the fall off.
I'm sure he didn't.
And that album has grown on me a little bit, but...
I don't think he only did the fallout.
I would have gone just to see...
Just because I think he's great,
but am I the crowd...
Am I the crowd that Jay Cole is bringing out?
No.
That's another reason I wouldn't go.
It's too many good people at the Jay Cole show.
Good hard of individuals
I don't want to go
That's not my show
Where it's a fucking arena
Full of great people
No
And nigga I'm tapped
I'm tapped
All right
We're tapped
We had that portion
That's a line pod
Yeah
Damn it was early
Do you know how much I spend
On tweets
When I go to these shits
I don't just have the fucking
30 for cold
Sorry
I don't
It wouldn't have been 30.
I don't have the 20 to go to cold.
He's bringing up more.
Nigger, you think Joe Button is going to sit in between the people?
Like, no, nigga, hell, no.
Crazy as hell.
Some glissies were extra style crowd about 800 would have got it done.
What fuck are you talking about 30?
It's cool, though.
You try to be funny.
I'm not trying to, I'm not playing with the cold fan.
Yeah, you did a valid point.
I didn't know it's five show.
And you niggas, what?
part of fucking hip hop a weird now
where I'm getting criticized for
not going to a show.
I have going to the show I want to go
to, nigga. That's the part I didn't understand.
I still don't understand, bro. It ain't like we talk about
an up-and-coming artist that really need
our fucking commentary on and Cole is okay.
He sold up the garden for five times.
Yeah, it's fine. I think it's fine.
It wasn't five shows at the garden. He did
Barclays, the Garden, and I think UBS
or something like that.
Still three.
Spread them out. But I'm just saying it's
still five sold up.
to read it.
No, no, for sure.
I don't think it's that he needs it.
I think it's more the other end.
I think the Cole fans feel like the same way we could never ignore Jay Z in the
Bronx.
Or trade dog.
Let's not be foolish.
Let's not be foolish.
Let's not get crazy.
Don't even mention.
Let's not get foolish.
I agree with Mark is right.
I think they're wrong.
I'm just telling you that they feel like he's such a big artist and this is such a big
event that is irresponsible.
That's the part that's off right there.
That's the part that's off.
When you said it's such a big event.
Right.
It's not such a big event.
I agree.
I think that's wrong.
But I hear them saying that.
I think that's wrong.
I hear them saying that.
We go to the Drake shows.
We go to the Kendrick shows.
But wait.
But wait.
That's not true.
Drake did seven nights up here.
I didn't go to not one of them shit.
We covered it, though.
I went to one.
The thing is, to Joe's point, fam,
Cole was coming, and it's not disrespect.
It's just a lot of niggas didn't even know he was coming.
I didn't really realize it.
I think that's in between what ICE is boss is saying.
And when Drake is coming, the town is buzzing.
Because they know they coming.
My nigger knew Jay-Z was coming two months before the show
knew the breakdown of the show before he added the extra show
dog niggas didn't
I thought of my phone and he were at the concert
I think it's pretty unfair to compare J-Cold to J-Case
I think so too
I agree but the J-Col fans online were saying
they were treating it like we missed this big music event
like a whole event I'm saying that's not fair
but y'all wouldn't cover Cole in the same manner
that's unfair for the fans to say that's what I'm saying
I think they're wrong that's not quite this is a bugging
I agree shout to the Cole fans
I hope y'all went to the shows
and when he comes to your city,
I hope you go to the shows.
If he comes somewhere close, I'm gonna go.
I don't know where he's got left
in the neighborhood, but I'm tapped to.
Let me know how it is.
Turks won't my ass.
Yeah, I ain't gonna hold you, man.
I gotta save up for Coles.
Like, that's not a immediate...
I hate to think, man.
That's not a...
I'm not going chase to chase.
I'm sorry.
John, what Chase is going to chase?
Why Chase is going to get into that?
You know what he is?
They're going to get you.
Yeah, word.
They're going to hard.
He can't try to play around.
You said like he little kick-cat.
Citizens is going to get it done, my name.
You better stop playing.
All right.
They're going to jump on your ass.
Yo, what's your soul?
Tell them your social.
Hey, hey, no, not, tell them, though.
Tell them, where can they find you at?
I hate Melody already.
You can't be, you can't be mad at somebody that they're not a big enough fan to do that.
What's that?
You can't be mad at somebody at their.
not a big enough fan to go support what you're supporting.
That's the real conversation to me.
Like, what are we talking about?
Like, I got people, I was arguing with somebody yesterday.
Because he's like, and I don't usually do it.
I just be like, ah, you knickers talk.
But this particular person, because I kind of fucked with him a little bit,
and I know his stance, he's like a super cold fan, so I get it.
But it's like, you get mad because people are not as passionate about a person that you are.
Like, that's your shit.
If that's what you, I don't get here, I don't come in here and get mad when y'all don't
fuck with GZ show as much as I do.
Like, that's who I listen to.
That's fair.
I do think that we have been very hype about Jay Cole
projects and songs and features in the past.
So that's why I think that they do have a valid.
Well, that's the other point.
No, no, that's the part that they're missing.
That's the part that we were very hyped for the fall off.
And a lot of us.
And that shit was subpar and it didn't deliver.
So now niggas is asleep.
All right, this will be the last time I tried to piece.
No, the leg is the end of the truth.
We didn't have a word.
We've been at a lot.
New accounts are alive today, boy.
It was strong.
In terms of cold albums, the falloff wasn't tagged.
It was okay to say that.
I heard you, man.
But it's like a broke one of the Ten Commandments if I say it or something.
That's true.
And that's my problem.
Like, yo, bro, it's okay.
It's not like we're shitting on them.
That's my thing.
We ain't said a word.
No, I'm talking about, no, no, no, no.
I'm talking about, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
because I see what you're doing.
I'm talking about prior to this kind of.
Prior to this conversation
You get sweets for fucking
Prior to this conversation
It's not like anyone came in here
shitting on cold
All we did was just not go to the show
That's not a problem
They tell her yo y'all you
I picked a side
What fucking side?
There's a side in this?
That's my point
No, none of them is stupid enough
To say that to me
Yo yo that whole pocket
They clearly picked aside
That's why they're not covering cold
They're not going to the show
What?
I didn't know there was a
This doesn't fall into the side
Jake on beef on with somebody?
Nigga, I don't know.
Hey, yo, check this out.
I'm one to disassociate myself
from all you hip-hop motherfuckers.
I'll be honest with you.
Hey, whatever side is going on,
I want to be on my own island.
I don't give a fuck about none of the people.
It's over it, by the way.
I don't care.
I don't care, well.
No one.
Anyway.
Anyways, shout to call, man.
Yeah, shouts to call.
I'm going to try.
I'm going to go if it comes somewhere close,
but I'm not getting out of the plane for a while.
Let me know when you go.
I will.
So I can get the review.
You can go.
Philly? That's true.
I'm not flying somewhere where I
could get stuck in it. Domestic
only for a while.
That was bullshit, boy.
And when I don't, when there's a big
artist, I say this in closing because I've dragged this,
but when there's a big, big artist
in town doing multiple shows
and I don't hear about it,
I assume that that
artist is taking the gate.
Taking the gate.
Taking every dollar
from the gate. Because
I'm going to sell this out.
I don't need to go to a third part.
I don't need a publicist.
I don't need a promoter to come in here.
The things that artists do to sell these venues out,
I don't have to do it.
That's a good point.
I'm taking all of this money.
And he has that.
So when I didn't know,
so when I didn't hear about it,
I didn't say like, oh,
Jake old fall in.
I'm just like, he's getting his money.
Word.
Shout out to him.
And salute for selling out five shows in New York.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
And salute for that.
And it's fucked up, though,
because you're right, Cole, fan.
Somebody is going to come in here
and sell out five nights of SOBs,
and we're going to spend 45 minutes on that.
That's true.
That's a fact.
What else is important or unimportant?
Anything else in music?
Is it new music out?
Look, we're not a music, bro.
It was a really slow week.
It was a really slow week.
I didn't buy a single album this week.
Or solo, I don't think.
Oh, I bought an album.
What you bought?
I bought an album at 1201.
Push-aisty.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Yep.
What shot?
You bought Poo Chisci?
You're damn right.
Okay.
Hit a hip hop car.
If you ever met Ice?
Yo, that nigger is the head of the fan club.
No, no.
He's a Shaisty.
He's a Shastee.
But, um.
Shasty Shasty.
No, no, it kind of, because out of nowhere there was an announcement.
Um, they posted, you know, the album was dropping Friday.
And they put a single out.
And everybody ran to see, oh, shit, this is, you know, Gucci's.
It's still 1017.
just threw an album out.
Is this a from jail album?
No.
Because he's been home.
Oh.
He's been home and then did that shit and went back to jail.
Oh, I see.
So this was recorded.
And it is, do not be like in home.
Word.
These things don't got good.
Couchers are some of the furniture.
And all of this, you could hear it.
Like, the content album?
This was recorded since he came home.
These ain't old records.
This is post robbery.
No.
He's been in jail since robbery.
I thought so.
Came home.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Was out for a couple months.
Oh.
Oh, I see.
And then went back.
So in that time frame, he made this album.
Got it.
So this is not him reflecting upon the thing that he's currently incarcerated for.
Is this him reflecting on the previous incarceration?
Well, there are some lines in there.
And nowadays with certain rappers, because of the whole lyrics thing, they muting lines and putting bleeps in here.
Yeah.
There are certain lines in there to me that might have been reflecting on that particular incident.
Okay.
Because that happened in, I want to say, like January or something.
He wasn't arrested until later on.
So if I'm out and I'm still recording
And I'm talking about all the shit that I be doing
Because he's click
You keep surreal
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
He says it multiple times
This album, I am not a rapper
What he said?
I am a street nigger that just happens to rap about
The shit that I do
That's a good strategy
Like I'm telling you're facing criminal charges
Well, the first line in the album is
This is for entertainment purposes only
Oh, that'll care of.
that a convinced
Like I'm listening to this shit
And I was just like
Yeah
Right
Oh he was just joking
I've accepted
I am part of the problem
It hit me today
You're just now
I'm late
I'm late to the market
Not to five years ago
No no no no
But I'm part of the problem
Because I was in the car
Like oh this thing
Talking
But then it's like
Damn wait
He's really doing it though
That's not good
But it sounds good
So now I'm conflicted
So the album is good
The album is good
If you like his music
If you like the truth
Well, something about the truth
Make it
You want to hear the truth
So it is good
If you're into that
He's really good at that
Now I'm not saying a regular fan
Who just don't want to hear this
Bang Bang Shoot him up shit
Is gonna like it
But those who do
He's great at it
Is there anything that you should play off this
That would make us become fans
Or should we not play it?
I don't want to promote this shit
We just
This whole conversation is doing it
We are now
Talk on it.
Come on.
Come on.
Give a little something.
I get a little something.
See if you got some heat on that bad boy.
80 clip.
That's all that's funny.
You say that.
Some of the...
Is it something?
Make him sign it?
Yeah, it works.
What song?
Let me start a song.
Go to new one.
They got a girl pushaistee too.
Hold on.
Because he got his camp rapping on here, too.
There's a girl.
My name is Carbin.
A name, K.
K. Carbon.
K.
K.
K-carbon.
Boo shi-ha.
It's the female version of this niggas.
Huh.
I got to hear something.
Ice, I feel like everybody he knows is some type of version.
Yes.
Yes.
He says that.
Well, listen, it's bad when the niggas on here talking about I pulled the gun on my cousin.
I got my own family asking me to spare him.
Huh.
Like.
Let me tell y'all motherfuckers.
It's a nice Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
You better be happy.
I ain't become a judge.
Hey, if it's one dude, you'll better thank your lucky
Evans that dropped out of school.
Robin Harris.
It's me.
It's me.
Hey, some of this shit come across my desk.
You niggas are never seeing the light of doing to work on the world that day.
Coffee and hand.
Skipping to work.
Yo, you always proff.
Hey, you niggas would hit me, boy.
A lot of...
That's funny.
That's hilarious.
Well fed, neutral.
He can't wait to get the worst.
Citi mark.
I wouldn't even...
The charging wouldn't be finished.
Hey, he went to...
Wait, what?
You know, stop this.
Got to go.
Sorry.
I'm going to give him some new one.
Yeah, give him a little bit of new.
Yeah, let's get him a little bit of this.
Where is...
Oh, risking my freedom.
Clip.
I got this.
She killed one.
This is the girl.
Said you can't wait for see me.
For what?
Ain't gonna do shit, but why.
And if he wanna fuck with me,
he gotta send that cash up top.
You can go to his verse,
but I'm just saying,
that's the girl.
She killed his verse.
She said,
she said,
I'm gonna keep up.
No ways.
I got a fast for car.
I'm making no acting.
Run up if you want.
I'm jacking.
Pull it automatic.
Cars and high fashion.
Getting money.
That's my passion.
Bitch I'm,
every time I up a fucking box.
Roll it be a new one.
Hey, now I'm part of the problem.
He's here to be doing what it's supposed to do.
Nah, I would have tried to get out of that contract too
if I'm sitting on this boy.
He just went about it wrong, but I'm understanding where he was going.
You know, the dream villains are going to kill us.
You all, niggins, just shit out of a half an hour for a bush.
Bosh!
No, that was one couch.
I don't know.
Two people.
Yeah, two people.
Don't try to...
Y'all nigger.
Where do I sign?
They're trying to y'all us.
That is gay.
I don't even need that.
I'm full already.
Just give me the paper.
Yeah, just where do I sign?
Alright, let's see what Shicey got for us.
I'm a smacker, they'd be rapping.
Not no rapper, don't confuse.
Shicey got him back of bruise and all these myth is gay for all shoes, me.
I'm a soldier when I die 21 gun salute.
Like down in the community titch and I still could all do me.
Can all do me up the ocean was a move it
Boobot trap holes show me Gucci
You used to cut cocaine with no dogs
Make you swore the God do zooty
He won't hit with a certain rabid
Full robin and kept it moose it might be one rapper
They got more bodies than me
That's LaBousin
Every day
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Pause this
What
This thing I say there's only one rapper
That's more bodies than me
And that's a little boozy
No
Do you listen to Boosie?
No
No
No.
I'm not going to get it.
That's the Jay Cole, man.
It's a lit balli, peaceful music.
Hey, listen, listen, I'm part of the problem.
What you want me to do?
It's not bad, though.
No, you're killing it.
No, it's one of the hardest lines ever, but you should,
it should stay in your mind.
Right, and the jury's mind.
Shit.
In the jail.
Would you say if you're the judge, you hear that one?
Yo, the niggins say, yo,
you don't believe in jail, though.
Right, I do now.
I think for
It's made for some of this
It's made for like two people
It has it used
And all the guns
We all ain't using
I went to jail for all my shootings
That's what he said
I know
What's what you're talking about
This is crazy
This is nuts
Bro
This might be keeping it a little too real
And a nigga lawyer
Going there and be like
Yo this is just
This is art
Art
Art
First line
This is an entertainment all
I told him
I feel like I'm complicit
I'm tapped out
I don't want nothing
to do with this hip hop
cheap today.
Y'all got it, yo.
Shit is crazy.
That's just a hard, though.
I got to buy it.
Now I got to buy it.
You'll be driving mad fast.
I am.
Yo.
I am going to buy it.
I'm telling you so.
I see why niggas
wanted this on their label.
I ain't going to hold you.
When you thought you was going?
Where?
No.
I didn't listen to it.
But if we want to blind, listen to
Carol G. and Drake, we could.
That's the only other thing
that I saw that was, like, big in music
No single.
All right.
Stupid question here.
Who the fuck is KLG?
Carol.
Oh, Carol.
Carol.
You know Carol.
I know Carol.
I thought he said KLG.
I'm like, who the fuck is that?
She's a big artist.
She looks like a nice lady.
Pretty nice.
Yeah, she looks like very nice.
Nice hospitable.
Yeah, that too.
All right.
Give it to us.
We can't listen to murder, murder anymore.
Yeah.
I need some.
I need a pellet.
Need a little Carol G.
G.
True.
You in Fries
You're right back in Turks, man.
You're right back in Turks, man.
Y'all got me a melody right now.
I'm not what you're talking about?
So when's that beat drop?
Give me a hookah, man.
Oh, we got to spare this trick again.
Hold on.
You're a cold fan.
You're a cold fan.
Fuck y'all.
They're gonna kill you.
This is literally all I've been listening to for the past week.
Not this song, but like that, that's vibe.
I can't imagine.
Mark's translating live.
All right, I think I got it.
Yeah, I think I pick up what you're putting down.
Yeah, yeah.
I forget it.
Not bad.
All right.
Oh shit, and I got this song that Mark wants to play too.
You like this song, Mark?
I do.
Not familiar with this.
What's the setup?
No, you're talking I bumped into with your name, with your name.
I know it.
Just something a little time I bumped into.
Yeah, it's you.
That's you.
That's you?
That guy impersonates, man.
Is it?
Who is this?
I don't know.
Some beautiful girl that looks like Mark's wife that does music.
It looks like a much younger version of Mark's wife.
That's a different type of person.
Some beautiful ass singer.
Mark found a song that he liked, I guess.
It sounded like a good song.
It's a great song.
It was a great song.
Siena, Sienna Senate.
I just listen to the music.
I don't even see you.
Yeah, Sienna Senate.
Oh, huge man.
Yeah, I love this pot.
It's a music pot.
He's just supportive.
I'm sure.
I'm not aware of it.
The music pie.
That's all.
That's right.
Oh, my God.
Whatever my man say, he was lying, man.
It's music pie.
That food shriezy shit was hard.
Yeah, check your man out.
You see him?
Sienna.
Y'all heard the song.
It's a great song.
Yeah, no.
It is a real good song.
That's true.
And she needs our support.
She does, man.
Oh, Mark.
If she has a show, I'm going.
She got stuck in Turks and Parks.
Go on.
Let me see her.
Again.
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Get your Gregory Hans on, boy.
I ain't mad, I'll be right out there with you, Sammy.
It's only but so much.
Mr. Independent, we're going to.
Go ahead, Neo.
No, I like my Inde.
But sometimes
A little dependency
He ain't bad
Sometimes you bump into something
And she got her own thing
That's my
Exactly
Oh that was on my best club days too
Neos run on
I miss it
I miss it so much
Yo so listen
Really quickly
I just want to put something to bed real quick
Because shout out to
I've been listening
to fucking Ray Felton
Charlie Billing the waiver
and all of them
And just
over the course of the summer
It's something I keep hearing
and I'm hearing it too much
and I want to put it to bed.
They were discussing Jalen Brunson
versus Luca.
Listen,
all do respect.
That debate is over.
That debate should have never been a debate.
Don't put Luca's name
next to Jalen Brunson.
He is inferior.
He is lesser than
he belongs on a different tier.
Different caliber.
Two different people.
Jalen Brunson is way better than Luca.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Way better than-
That's Matt Wise on that.
Way, way, way better than Luca.
I'm saying I'm here to put that.
I don't want to hear that no more.
You got to step your thread count up in them sheets.
Are you out your fucking mind?
I don't want to hear that ever again.
That one is over with it.
You don't believe that.
I'm telling you some whole argument.
Nick's fans is delusion.
They gas, though.
Joe, you're saying
Jaylon Brunson is better than
Luca.
That's not what I said.
You said way better.
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
What do you use in the measure that?
Nothing.
A centimeter,
I don't know what kind of rule
of they even invented.
I'm asking Joe.
Let me tell you something.
How'd you get the way better?
They give Jalen Brunson,
the Statue of Liberty,
Donald Trump,
and some more motherfuckers to L.A.
For Luca.
You on crack.
Wait, so you said Nick Brunton.
You high as a kite.
If the offer was made,
Jalen.
for Luca right now you're saying that the
Lakers don't take it the Knicks do take it
Tom you want some of the Hudson
Fuck is on good drugs
Yo you watch your mouth I don't think the Knicks do that
They might not do that they might not do it
The Knicks would never do that
So it's not about Jalen Brunton
But if you talk about the chemistry was built
I'm not doing what I'm saying is
If we just want a chip
I'm not charging none of the pieces
But they were drafting and both players on the board
You're saying right now they had a lottery
And the slate is clear.
If you don't think Dolan is taking motherfucking Luca over Jalen Bruncey or
your mind.
There's no GM that if they had a lottery at the time that Luca was drafted.
No, I'm talking about tomorrow.
Because Jalen's in that same draft.
I'm talking about tomorrow.
He's a second round pick.
He's a second round pick.
He's a good one.
Oh, no.
Majority lead take Jalen Brunson.
Majority lead take Jalen Brunson.
Easy.
All right, is to answer your question?
Yeah.
It's all of the things that the analysts and experts and
sports people don't account for that I'm putting the way in.
Intangibles.
I'm putting the way in.
Yes, he's coachable.
Team player.
Very important.
Team player.
Very important.
Probably more than Luca, I think.
Definitely.
He got Luca beat on the immeasurables by a distance, by a long distance.
I seen Luca in the finals.
Everybody ran right by him.
Everybody ran by him.
He was a cone out there
He was hunted
He was a turnstile
I saw I saw Jalen Brunson get hunted
Against the Pacers
And that never happened again
Know why?
Because in the summer
He's working on his game
He's not going to grab Budwisers
And drink
Luca Donchitz
What else?
Jalen is way more clutch than him
Way more clutch
Way more clutch than him
He's not way
He's way more clutch than Lucas
Jaylon
Jalen Brunson is the most clutched in him
is the most clutch player in the NBA.
Yeah.
But he's not way more clutch than Luke.
He's one of the more clutch players ever seen.
He's ever.
Yeah.
I'm,
bro, I'm honest.
Luca ain't in the top three of that
when they pull up the advanced analytics
and you see Clark.
You see SGA,
you see Jalen and who cares who's third.
Those are the two names that you really see.
Fair.
Jalen Brunston is way,
way more clutch than our Luca.
What else?
Yo, you bugger.
What else?
His IQ?
Way better than Louca.
Niggas should start saying fluff.
Number one, how do you manage somebody's IQ?
By what you do at key points.
By what you do at key points in the game?
They both take a ton of bad shots
and crucial situations in the game.
No, that's not true.
That's not true.
That's not true.
No, that don't mean it's not a bad shot.
It don't mean it's not a bad decision.
That's not true.
If you're making it, it's not a bad shot.
If you're making it at a high clip at some point,
it may not be a traditionally good shot.
I know what you're saying.
Lucky shot.
But if I'm making 60s, it ain't a bad.
That's not a bad shot out.
This is what I say.
Just to jump in real quick.
I think both are bad defenders.
Both are bad.
One is much better.
Wait, no, wait, but I agree.
But Luca, for me, it's not just that.
It's that Luca gives up on defense.
He'll give effort.
He pouts and he plays his teammates.
That's why I'm confused why this is even a conversation.
And I'm about to tell you why, though.
I'm about to tell you why.
Jalen Brunson is new to stardom.
That's number one.
Stars are bitches.
Mostly every star that we've ever seen in the NBA.
NBA, they are bitches.
Kobe Bryant, rest of peace is my, probably my number one player ever.
He was a bitch.
LeBron James, a bitch.
Michael Jordan, a bitch.
I disagree that.
They all bitch when it come to referee in and all of that other stuff.
A lot of these niggas, bar.
That's a better word of it.
No, when I say bitchy, I mean like, pality, all of them do it.
Jalen Brunson is new to start him.
So we're going to see how he acts in year two or three because in the playoffs he was bitching.
That's not what I'm talking about.
You ain't going to see him quit in a game.
I ain't talking about with the rest.
I'm talking about with his teammates.
For example, when Luca was getting
He's a better leader.
Yeah.
Luca on defense when he gets beat,
he gives up, he complains to a team.
Like Ron, you mean?
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Blanche is not in this combo, but I was in the last couple years.
But unlike Jalen Brunson.
Unlike Jalen Brunson, who down 30 is out there.
The Knicks don't do what they do if he don't give you
what he give you down 30, mad times in the place.
I'm not shit.
Joe, I just, you're a winner, yo.
I don't want to hear nothing.
I do.
I do think that there could be a world in which
Luca long term could look like Hardin or some of these players who are amazing offensive players
that never could get it done because of the intangible shit that Jalen Brunson has.
Now that being said, I think Luke's a bigger star.
Let me ask you all the question.
And I want everybody to be honest.
Go ahead.
I was going to say the other piece of it, though, the other side of that coin is long term
because they both, neither of them are particularly athletic.
And when point guards fall off, they fall off a cliff.
Typically, yeah.
Luca is bigger.
It's much bigger and will probably be effective for a long.
longer period of time than Jaylen.
But right now at this moment,
maybe, I'm saying.
But right now at this moment,
I do think Jaylen is more efficient
and more effective.
He's more adorable right now.
Say the word.
He's more adorable.
He's more available.
All of the things that they don't account for.
He has his sliders.
I don't know.
I just don't think he's way.
I don't think he's way.
I think they're the same tier,
but Jaylin's higher.
That's what I would say right now.
I agree with that.
Give me the guy that he's going to give his all
and his effort.
Well, he won it when nobody won it for 53 years.
Yeah, that counts for something.
I like Jalen, so I'm not shitting on him.
I've come in here and said, yo, he's the most clutch player.
Damn they I've ever seen.
I'm not shitting on Jalen Brunson.
I don't hold the bias that you have when it comes to evaluating the talent.
Yo, dog, Luca Donchich is 6-8-69, handles the ball, can pass with his eyes closed,
can shoot the three, got a mid-range game.
He has all of the two.
Is he better than Kyrie?
As far as.
Basketball.
That's my question.
Because I have Jalen Brunson on a Kyrie Irving.
tier. I would take Luca
if I was starting a team.
Damn, you love that.
No, I'm talking. It matters.
Who do you think is a better basketball
player? And then we move on. We got more Luca news to get
Kyrie, probably. Yeah.
But, Kyrie...
I have Jaylen Brunson not too far
underneath Kyrie Irving,
just to be clear on where I stand for my
eye test. But we got more Luca news.
Yeah. Somebody give it to me. Luca Baby Moms
is taking them to the cleaners, right?
Oh, I am. Yo, I found somebody
Oh, they moved it now.
I'm one of y'all.
I found somebody's child support ticket in here that y'all left.
What?
I found it was in here.
It was sitting right here.
Somebody must have moved and put in their pocket.
Wasn't mine.
I saved it.
How much was it?
525.
Definitely wasn't mine.
I was like, ooh, somebody shit went out.
I wish.
I thought of you.
No.
Five, two.
What?
No, a week.
Oh, that wasn't mine.
Mine still more than that.
Damn, nigga.
Yeah.
I got so many questions.
Ask one of them.
Nope.
I don't answer anyway.
I'm going to answer anyway.
That's what I'm saying.
And if they go to college, you still got to pay that shit.
That's a bullshit.
And Shorthy won 50.
Yes.
So Luca Donchik's ex is asking for $50 million to settle their custody.
50 million.
Yes.
Oh.
Yes.
Now, she said 80% of the payout.
80% of the payout would be for her.
And the other 20% would be for their two children.
Oh, they have two kids?
Yeah.
40 mil for me.
I mean...
How old are the kids?
Additionally, she wanted in her proposed settlement
for Dachik to reduce his time with the two daughters
from two days a week to just one.
So less time...
More money.
Yeah, that's...
Could never be J-1.
A better dad.
all the shit didn't mean don't get credit for us
he got it
but that was his ex-fiancee right
yes it wasn't his ex-fiancee
so that shit had me ready to call an attorney
because there must be something I'm missing
but it's not in the United States
so their laws are different no so what happened was
she was in the United States
and the law was more beneficial to her
if she went back
so she went back on purpose
to file over there
well that's the game
you're saying that the girls
Come on, just say.
Come on now.
They got attorneys too.
Yeah.
But a different.
For free.
That's the thing.
That's the thing they don't tell you.
The ladies' attorneys are free.
Yeah.
And guess what?
They're going to fight like a cheetah because they're getting paid off of one year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what they're money come from.
So this new claim, which is in Slovenia.
My dumb ass in this.
It could be a situation.
I don't know Slovenian law.
I'm a little rusty.
You don't?
You don't?
A little rusty.
Wow.
I thought you were a pro.
It's U.S. dollars for sure.
But here, some of it would be like,
are you married or are you not?
Which is why I was making a distinction
between being a, you know, a fiance versus a wife.
I don't know if in Slovenia matters.
In some places, common law is a thing.
And in some places, just having the kids.
Children matters.
Yeah.
That's why I say it got to be something I'm missing
because to ask for that means that there's something written down
that says, yeah, this is the ballpark that we end.
It's confused.
Like, so she's not looking for something monthly.
She wants a lump sum?
Lump something.
It's also different.
No, the gangster part is the fact that you had the gall to say, no, 80% is mine.
Most mothers will be like, yo, 80% is for the kids.
I only want to 20.
That's what leads me to this got to be some fiancé law.
What do you think about that potentially, y'all, a fiancé law where you say, look, we got these two kids, but also, like, we were getting married.
I think I better hurry up and gain an understanding.
There's a lifestyle here, right?
Might be a little beneficial.
You left me here.
I'm stuck with this life that I'm not going to have.
And so part of the money I'm asking for is almost like,
it sounds like almost like damages.
You know what I'm saying?
It does.
And Mark,
can you move over then?
It does sound like damages.
But my thing is this,
yo,
and I'm just,
yo, dog,
I think that the man should be responsible
for taking care of his children.
Dog,
the, I don't like the,
I just, me personally,
I don't like the lifestyle argument.
I do.
I don't like the,
I think it's valid.
I don't like the lifestyle argument
because,
There are things that the man was accustomed to in our marriage too.
Like what?
That's why, that's what?
Wait, what?
He lost me with what he.
He said about blow jobs.
You don't know, listen to you're a nasty buff.
You did this.
I wasn't even talking about.
That's the blowjob face.
Chris Rock said that.
I was making a joke.
Now you, Chris Rock.
No, no, no.
I'm not saying this.
Whatever the woman was accustomed to during the marriage period, right?
The man had some shit that he was accustomed to.
Whatever their responsibilities were.
Slow down because I just want us to be correct.
The rule is.
not whatever you were accustomed to
standard of living is yes okay
and I agree with that
some of my standards
you know me you can still go do that though
yeah you can still get a blow job
if you make 200 million dollars
or whatever the fuck you make she can't she can't
she can't but what kind of car
standard of living there you go standard
Chris Rock said y'am used to pussy payments
do Chris Rock have kids
yes yeah of course
yeah I don't know he don't shit on Chris Rock
I would never shit on Chris Rock.
And he's wonderful kids.
And Chris Rock, you bump into out here.
I don't.
He broke them all the time.
I know.
All the time.
And his brother?
Yeah, and Tony Rock.
Tony's the muscle.
He both.
Tony might bump back.
Tony bumped back.
I don't have none bad.
No, Chris Rock is amazing.
But, no, I mean, I think standard.
I think standard of living matters, I also think, though.
It's important.
I don't even believe that is, I don't even believe what he's saying.
No, listen to know what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is this.
I believe that some of these things should not,
necessarily be obligation.
Like, I just don't believe that.
I think that when this marriage fails,
the marriage failed.
For whatever reason, whether the man is the culprit,
the woman is the culprit.
I do think some of those things matter
that what led us, like, obsessive cheating,
abuse, shit like that.
Now, that matters, and it should be on a scale.
I just don't think that the law should be
black and white, boom.
This is what happens, and now I'm responsible
for taking care of this person.
Or even at flip side,
where the woman has the money.
Okay, that's good.
Because nowadays, the women,
because nowadays women are on the short end of the stick sometimes.
I don't believe that this woman should be responsible for taking care of this man
if they was married for nine years and having to take care of him for nine years.
What if the man has the kid?
That's what Remy kind of said on the stage that I won't touch on because I love Remy and I love Pat.
But she was on stage saying, hey, this is what's taking so long with my divorce.
Like, yeah, I'm not giving half.
Yo, and bro, and my thing is, your fan.
And again, I don't know that Papp's ask a veil.
I'm staying out.
You got to go back to work.
You got to go back to work.
Yeah, but sometimes you can't.
And sometimes you've lost things.
So, for example, if I'm making, like you said, $200 million, and this person was a school teacher, working every day, good living, honest living, all that.
And now for 10 years, you lived a lifestyle based on the $200 million, not on the $60,000.
And then to say, well, just go back to teaching.
Cool.
But I have a certain house, a certain lifestyle.
There's certain things I'm accustomed to that now
That's a hell of a drop right away
And I think
Are you arguing for the ex-wife or for the BM?
I don't understand
It's not like an ex-wife argument
I think they're drastically different
But
Because if you're my BM and you got my kid
And then we don't work out
And you got to move
And you move with my kid
And I'm rich
And my kid should live
Your kids should have
There's a side of this
That nobody ever
Should bear the fruits of your labor
Yeah
Her getting 40 out of the 50 million
dollars, that's a different tree.
Her too, as the mother of your kids.
But there's a side of this that always seems like another option,
always gets overlooked.
It always sound like...
Condoms?
No, no.
It always sound like, no, no, no, I'm not saying that.
That's preposterous.
No.
Oh, you see choices.
Yeah, yeah, I'm fucking talking about.
I'm talking about, like, do none of you niggas want your kid?
Because that's what it always, it's always seemed like,
you know, we split up.
You take the kid and you keep the kid and do, like, it just,
I never hear the,
side of the dude that want the kid.
What you mean it's not going to happen?
That's a possibility.
Cory.
So now, if you don't want your kid
and she got your kid, then yeah,
nigga, you got to pay that.
You're saying you don't want your kid.
I'm saying a lot of...
I don't really want to go down this thing with you
because, your dog, the odds are not necessarily in your favor.
In whose favor?
Demands.
He's saying the man.
When they are fighting for custody, the odds don't necessarily.
But there's a lot of you.
They're not fighting for custody.
That's what I'm talking about.
A lot of dudes are not fighting for custody.
They just fighting for, I don't want to give her this much money a month.
A lot of dudes.
I'm not saying everybody.
It's a different conversation.
That's the one he's having, though.
That's the one I'm talking about.
He said that was the third part, but that's a totally different conversation.
Well, in the case, look, we don't know, but I would suspect that as an NBA player,
he probably doesn't want the kid five days a week.
Now, he could and have help.
But to your point, that's a hard argument to make.
I don't know about Slovenia, but in the United States, it's hard for a dad,
unless the mom is real, like in a real fucked up situation.
demonstrably.
It's hard for a dude
to get majority custody,
but you can get,
you can split.
You can split in things like that.
They're going to six months out of a year.
It's not going to get custody,
but it's a tough argument.
But where I was going with this,
well, that nigga can be an accountant.
You got to be going six months out of year.
Right.
What we're talking about.
But where I was going was, you know,
I agree about the standard of living
and it shouldn't have a big drop off
whether you're man or a woman.
But I also think people have a right to change their mind.
And, you know, if I agree to marry you,
I know what I'm getting into
I know the commitment I'm making
I know the legal ramifications
I know all the things that we get to
But if we're dating
Even if I propose and then change my mind
I'm still in for $50 million?
I mean at what point can you make a different choice
How older than kids?
That's what I don't like
Because that's the part that also matters to me
Because if y'all have been engaged
It's a long engagement
And your kids are
Nine years old
But for the last nine years
They're used to this certain lifestyle of living
And now you got
I get certain little tweaks in there
But these are young children
I think they have to be relatives to you use to this lifestyle part.
See, I think that the, I see, I disagree with that too.
Yeah, I think that's disagree.
I agree with the lifestyle part.
Like, yo, fam, if we lived in a $10 million house when we were together.
Two years old and months old.
And if you go by this lady.
Your kids ain't used to nothing.
Pay it up.
No, if you go buy the woman a $2 million house, bro, that's not like,
yo, most Americans, most people in the world don't live in a $2 million house.
Like, we, it don't got to be rags riches.
That's a big caveat that we don't know if that's in the equation.
I'm just throwing it out.
Did he buy her a $10 million house or whatever?
No I'm saying.
If I'm saying, if you did, if you go take care of your kids,
your kids should have the best schools possible.
You should drive the best cars possible.
You should live in the best neighborhood possible
because those are all the things that you would prefer for your children.
But me giving you $50 million now that you could go get married to the next nigger
and he could be benefiting off my $50 million, I think is unfair.
I think it would depend, yeah.
If the situation was, you know, I bought her a house.
I bought a Land Rover or something, you know, some dope shit.
You got the black card.
I've already paid for the college that's in a trust.
And you're still trying to get the $50 million?
Then I agree that might be a little different.
Sure.
Child support topics always do send this room in a tizzy.
They do.
Every time we find out what's some nigga paying,
what got to pay this room.
Like that ain't even child support.
She said 40% is for her.
I mean, 20% was, I mean, 40 million she said specifically is for her.
And the 10 is for the kids.
Spend it.
Spend that shit
Spend that shit
All right
And all
Those Chris Rock said
I understand
What else?
What else?
What else is important?
What else needs our attention?
It's going to be my new shit
Can you explain
Can somebody
Explain this
Malice stole a hot dog
thing to me on the board?
Uh huh?
Yeah,
Cloud Chacey
I have no
I just didn't catch the thing
So the clips
We're in Chicago
For a Lollapalooza Festival
Okay
And
Malice had stopped
by, I don't know the name of the place, but it was a hot dog spot.
That's, I guess, it's very well known in the area.
Weeder Circle?
I don't know.
Wait, does a place go, weiner Circle?
Yes, there is.
What the fuck I ain't going to tell no life?
Now, we don't been all over the world.
Torin.
And every day, we've been saying how good it's been, how easy it's been, how steady it's been.
No problems.
No, Joe Biden.
And the day before yesterday,
I'm gonna decide to steal me a hot dog.
Motherfucking malice, yes the guy, whatever the fuck you want to be from the rap group Eclipse.
The wrong is black nugget head ass up here y'all.
Like I said, he probably was salty because I called him Flay with Flane.
Oh shit.
Thank God we got the proof.
Yep.
In the video it was shown when he went in the hot dogs by and they jumped on his dick immediately.
Move customers out the way.
Pulled him to him to him.
to the front of the line.
So move out the way.
As for a little Polish hot dog.
My pick up his glissie.
Nah, you gotta get Chicago busy.
That's the one.
He's taking orders.
He's lit.
Gotta get Chicago busy.
The jalapeno and all that on there?
That's the one.
Look, now she wants tickets to the show.
You speed them up.
Chicago size of one.
I felt bad watching this.
So anyway, he got the footage,
because this is long, I don't want to keep playing this,
he got the footage of him not.
Oh.
He's not coming out.
He's mad sweet.
Great.
Also in that clip, I don't know if it translated well,
but she's on the tape saying
That's on me
It's on the house
She said it's on the house
Saying it
So he can steal nothing
No
No he didn't steal nothing.
No, he didn't steal a thing.
I wouldn't expect it.
He's a man of God
That's what I'm saying
He's a man of decency
That too.
Nine dollars?
And means
Well, decency comes with God
That
Corey don't believe in God
Well, Corey's going to
He ain't decent
And Neil degross
So Homegirl went
The next day, I guess
Or whatever just said that he went online
And was in kicking his back
Like that video that clip that Joe just played
It was chopped up of her
Saying something
And then him like kind of showing
The exact opposite
She just put that whole clip
About basically telling folks
He came in
He must have been mad
Because I called him Flavor Flavs
As for this hot dog
Didn't pay for it left
Like he still had
I want my money
Shit like that
And then he just
Hey let me just upload this
And show y'all what really
happen. I hate people, yo.
Yeah.
This shit is nuts. Yeah. I hate people.
And the bad part is if he ain't had a
footage. Right.
They would forever label him a hot dog thing.
Yeah. That's true. He wouldn't be able to get
no razz off. He's not going
to be maddenin, buddy.
He's so stupid, bro. It was so
stupid. Camera phones
is mainly to save me.
Well, or not.
No, yeah.
Nowadays.
Or jam them up.
Or jamble them up.
That's all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The camera phone will let you know what kind of man you are.
That's true.
Let the public know.
Yeah, exactly.
I didn't think Malice was stealing a hot dog.
But, I mean, we've been there before.
You on tour.
The Weiner Circle, yeah, I've been there.
You hit a city on the late night.
You get hungry.
You go in there.
It's the ghetto is the ghetto and ratchet motherfucker in there.
talking about, uh, you gotta show who you, I didn't know, where it's born,
and jump on your dick.
And in the second that you leave, they say,
you was a bitch, you wouldn't take a picture,
you wouldn't sign an autograph.
That's it, right there.
I hate that.
That's it.
You're a bitch-ass nigga.
You're a little-ass dick.
Oh, you're right?
No, no, no.
You got a little-ass dick.
Oh, you are you good?
That's what happens on tour.
That's what happens on tour.
And then you got to fucking see if you got the security or road manager or somebody
that's going to make the late night.
food run for you.
Like, you can't even go to the little
Waffle House. Right, white, and blue new waffle.
What is that?
It's a new Waffle. Oh, the Maga Waffle.
That's all I heard.
That's all I heard.
You're in D.C.
Are you stepping out?
That's what you eating in D.C.?
Want some kid rock shit?
Oh, shit.
That's a January 6th waffle.
Inurrection Waffle.
This was there.
Hey, yo, if you think I.
I was dead.
We seen him.
I ain't stopping my Waffle House on my way home.
You crazy.
So that's the one day you wasn't in D.C.
No, I'm on the way home, I said.
Oh, okay.
No, he was saying, he was saying January 6th was the one day.
They don't have a Waffle House in D.C.
Oh.
How you feel?
You got me?
Stupid as thing.
Shout to Malice, man.
In the Wiener Circle.
Yeah.
Stop saying that, bro.
No, man.
It's a great place for a weiner.
She sounds like your winner.
Welcome, y'all.
I don't know if you guys have seen, but A-24 is back with another one.
Sign me up.
I just seen a good one.
A-24, this fall, I want to say, don't give me the line, but September 25th.
Oh, shit, we got a date.
Prime Time.
The Chris Hansen Dateline story.
I did see some.
Starring Robert Pattinson.
You got to, September 25th.
I'll let you finish, but you should watch the 824 Robert Pattinson, the drama.
It's up your alley.
It's a very dark rom-com.
Well, I do want to watch that because once prime time got announced,
I started seeing mad think pieces saying that we're in another one of those Robert Patterson,
Patinson runs.
Oh, he's on one of those, Matthew McConaughey, Interstellar.
Yeah.
We're in one of those.
He's in his bag.
He's got.
He's got a movie with Denzel coming out.
I forgot the name of it.
The drama that Parks just said.
It's on HBO shit.
Odyssey.
Yeah.
He's in Odyssey.
Doom.
He's in.
That's coming out.
Yeah.
And Batman.
That's a hell of a fucking...
And if this primetime shit is heat, like you know it's about to be heat.
Oh, shit.
Y'all this Ariasta.
Nigger, he's the star.
Ariasta is on this one.
He's the star of all the twilights.
The Chris Hansen's.
Oh, okay.
No, he's him already.
I'm just saying.
The run that he's on currently,
they're doing a lot of talking about,
but this prime time shit, the trailer is out.
This is not an ad.
I just fuck with A-24.
824, why don't we don't do ads?
Or let's do some shit together.
How about that?
Or that.
Nah, they fuck with us over here.
I fuck with 824.
We love them.
That's one of them when you see the,
oh, I'll watch.
I don't really need much more.
Yeah, so I'm absolutely going to watch this
and I'm going to re-upload our fucking Chris Hanson episode
when he came to the basement.
Oh, I forgot.
I forgot we had him on.
Yeah.
It was great.
And it was a good.
He was wonderful and he was six foot five.
Like really.
Tall as shit.
Big as hell in Parks,
basically.
Definitely re-uploading that on some Mark Lamont Hill shit.
And what I did just to hype myself up and get ready,
I turned on Paramount Plus and gave another viewing to the Predator.
And that's their 2025 Chris Hansen.
And it's great.
No, it's great.
It's a Docker.
It's a Reenact it.
No, it's a doc.
Oh, okay.
And it's great.
Did you watch the Idaho murder shit yet?
Yes.
Hated it.
Did you really?
I hate when we have no idea why the person killed the people.
Yeah, but I mean, I think that's just the nature of the case.
I would like a motive sometimes.
I would do.
Some people don't know how to do crime doctors.
You know what?
You feel like, hey, yo, you see the niggas in Iowa?
You ain't fucked the big up, right?
What?
You all here?
But they didn't tell me why they did it, though.
I ain't like they did just smash him.
But I think that the dude was just off.
He was like a social insult kind of dude.
And he went to fucking murder school to learn how people do crimes and get away with it.
He went to like crime school, like criminology or whatever.
Got it.
Ph.D. shit.
Like doctoral level fucking crime shit.
And then did a mass murder and how to get away with murder.
Seamil seemingly for no reason.
I felt bad for the dude.
I felt bad for everybody, obviously.
But yeah, the dude.
Yeah, yeah.
But the dude is just.
sleep on the first floor.
Like, yeah.
You realize, y'all down with me.
What's that?
Like, in a different way.
Yeah.
In a different way.
What's the white version of pusha steve?
Y'all.
Y'all.
Y'all is what the Idaho?
Is it?
You know, in the stories, we talk about justice happened.
Justice happened here too.
That remains to be seen.
That remains to be seen.
If I was the judge,
it would be a cold, hard justice.
I'll tell you that one.
So defense.
Yo, sit down.
You tell attorney, sit down, yo, just sit down.
So I pull up the predator shit on
Paramount Plus and I get to watching it, right?
And at some point in the middle of it,
they talk about how
Dateline and Chris Hansen inspired
during a certain year
all of these people in the street
to now try to lure
the pedophiles in and film
them.
They were beating them up.
and beat them up, arrest them.
I remember that little one.
So they pan to this black guy who's a YouTuber.
He's just a YouTuber.
And he tells you, I'm just here for clicks.
But he's putting a blazer on.
It's not diminished YouTubers.
And he said, right.
I'm not diminishing him.
No, I'm not diminishing him.
But he's saying I'm just here for clicks.
I'm not invested in none of this.
I'm putting my blazer on.
I'm lowering the pedophiles in.
And we're going to.
get him. I'm going to work with law enforcement. So he got
a dude that's not a cop. But
it's a bag. He bought a badge from Amazon
or somewhere. Yeah.
That's a bad move. And he got like a foot locker
shirt on that does say police. But
the dude is a YouTuber. So he's explaining it like
a YouTuber. He's saying, yo man, on the
screen, that's a cop.
He said,
they can't read the print on the
badge. This is a cop. So this is how
we're doing it. This is how we're lowering them in, right?
That's a cry. That's a charge. So here's
here's what I'm getting at, which is
the funny part of
a not so funny story, I guess.
He go hide
in the closet.
Oh shit.
Like Chris Hansen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He hired in the closet.
With the badge.
No, the cop dude is outside of the way.
It's just him and his cameraman, but they're
showing it. They open the closet and they
go in there.
Niggas get the boobo on their ass.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
So the pedophiles come.
But they just showed us.
Chris Hanson's version, which is he in the clay, he's unseen, the pedophiles come in, the decoys
is getting them in the air, so they pretended to be 13 years.
So now we're seeing the YouTuber version.
So the pedophile come in.
The pedophiles say, the first one say, yo, usually you're 14?
She's like, yeah.
She's like, ah?
I don't know.
All this shit going left for a way.
You don't look like you.
She said,
well, in my pictures I do.
Cool.
The next pedophile come in.
They lock him up and do whatever.
Next pedophile come in.
He's saying,
man,
what the fuck?
So now me and my girl is like,
oh, we got to see the decoy.
We got to see the decoy.
They showed the decoy.
The YouTuber's decoy is
39 years.
You know, 41 Spanish bitch, big, heavyset, chunky.
Look, every bit of 43 years old.
Skin, fuck.
Yo, the pedophiles was like, yo, what the fucking thing?
Get me out of here.
Oh, shit.
Yo, you all this.
Yo, you all this are doing this.
Yes.
Yo, and then for the next five minutes, they keep the camera on the decoy.
They show it in a different outfit.
We're like, yo, this bitch
Look older and older
Every time she changed cold
I'd have been a
Pist pedophile
Imagine that
Oh my God
Anyway, that's on Paramount
Plus
Watch it and just fast forward
To like 50 minutes in
So you can see the decoy
I'm talking about
That Idaho shit made me think
It different about them
YouTube murder guys
Because like they was putting
the ex-boyfriend up
Like oh he did that shit
Oh, it was the roommates
None of them did that shit
Yeah
It was like that's fucked up
Like when viral shit is calling you a fucking murderer shit
And you sad
That's horrible
You say you're sure are you 14?
They did not sign up for this
She said 41
Every bit of 41
No pedophile was about to mistake this old lady
For what they ordered
Oh shit
Oh boy
Yo that's crazy
That's terrible son
Anyway they open up with
And then we off the script
They open up with
Hanson.
It's not funny, but when the
decoy tried to lower one of the men, it's like, hey,
you're coming over, you're coming over. I guess he sounded too aggressive.
Homie on the phone was like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll be there later and just banged it on him.
So Chris Anson and they packed up the cameras and went to the
house.
Yeah, went to dude house.
Oh, he's totally breaking protocol.
He can do that.
He got all the cops. They surround in this nigger house.
They kill us up.
Damn.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
That's a twist.
That's a twist.
It's fucked up, but I'm just saying.
Can't be a repeat.
Can't repeat, you know.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'm not going to argue it because it's one last.
But that's fucked up.
I mean, that is fucked up.
That's what I'm saying.
By any means necessary.
No, freeze.
Freeze what?
I'm not, I'm not mad at that.
Stop, Joe.
Freeze what?
You just said if you as the judge for Poo Shisty and them,
well, of course, and part of that is a great sense of humor.
Of course.
But you do have to commit a crime.
I see what you're saying.
You have to commit a crime.
Minority report issue or whatever.
Yes, exactly minority report.
I'm sorry, I'm never...
Or maybe not minority report.
This just might be a pattern of behavior.
And this might not be my first time at the rodeo.
I'm just trying a different stake.
And now what?
Or...
I just got caught.
this time right beforehand, but I didn't did this,
yeah, like you said, that's what I said.
I got away with this shit and just so happened.
And what they was arguing was it is a crime to have telecommunication
with somebody that you think is a child.
Get these sick niggas out of here.
I don't lose a wink of sleep at all.
Salute.
Appreciate you.
That's got to suck.
No, for who?
You dubbed the kid and still kind of fucking.
You should have been talking to the kid.
There you go.
That's horrible.
No, yeah.
I'm not arguing for it.
I'm sleeping like I took three magnanimous.
What are we throwing on the grill for it?
Yeah.
Fuck you all talking about.
What are we putting on the grill?
Fire it up.
I took three magnesiums.
I'm sleeping soundly.
Deep sleep.
I'll do it on crime in America.
Yeah.
I'll delve into it there.
Hey, we're talking about shit.
Which I absolutely smoked.
You out of that day.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Poe, you better tell these boys.
Hey, Erickson, you better tell these boys.
Yeah
I ain't hit any
I'm saying nothing
Yeah
No I'm just
Right
All right
All right
All right
All right
Like church
nikes
Niggas is quiet
So
So
So you
So you record
Yeah
You true
Crime
John from
motherfuggers
Hey
You can run
But you can
hide
Buddy
I'm
Yeah
I'm there
The fuck
you thought
It was
just
Hip Hop
And
for the rest of life.
Nah, y'all thought y'all was safe
over there in the sky.
Fuck, no.
Are you shitting me?
I'm all y'all ass.
So what happened?
Tell me.
Just what happened?
You'll see.
I went there and did what the fuck I had to do.
And now we'll wait for the post
and we'll see what's going on.
I'm pretty confident in what we got going on.
I don't look to do nothing and plan for failure.
Oh, makes sense.
I don't plan for no failure.
I plan for all of the upside success to be going on.
That's what I.
And I'm sure Dick Wolf feels the same.
I haven't spoken to him about it.
But, but yeah.
some good shit going on.
Don't worry, you'll sit.
You'll sit.
Are you in direct contact with the wolf?
You'll sit.
Hell no, Mark, are you crazy?
You got to go.
You got to go.
Can you get out of the phone like that?
Yeah.
I just watch Long Island.
Hey, yo, dog.
What?
Who are you talking to?
The pups?
Uh, his son.
Is that Alex Wolf or something?
The Pups?
Elliot.
Elliot, I'm sorry.
Forgive me.
I mean, I wouldn't say that.
Yeah, I wouldn't say that.
He's a big deal.
Yeah.
Smeet up, dog.
Let your boy do what he do.
I'm not going to show.
Let your boy.
go out there. How many niggas you got locked up? Let your boy go out. I'll bring the food back here.
Come on. Let me go out there and cook. I mean, you sit tight if you're hungry. I'm going to go out there. I'm going to go out there and do what I got to do.
You got to do, you got to do. You got me nuts. That's all they asking in the streets.
They haven't been saying that. That's what they been saying. Yo, you're man out there bugging. What are you doing? You're locking niggas up. So I said. Are they saying that for real? Yeah, man. Are you joking around? You're investigating crimes, right? Yeah. Not niggins. And I would have got away with it, too, if it wasn't for Joe.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Be clear, I'm not investigating no nigger crimes.
So you can snitch on the honky?
You niggas could be out there committing triple homicide.
I promise you, not one second of airtime for me.
Y'all can rob all the studios you want is not coming across my desk.
Sorry.
I'm in the middle of the country with this one.
Yeah, they got black people in boldness.
No, they're whiling in the middle of the country.
Trust you, me.
The crime is a lot more juicy out there.
This concert got some black people, bro.
So do you just report this stuff or do you, like, meet with the police to try to help solve it?
Mark.
Mark.
Mark.
I'm just trying to say in the genres we can sell.
August 11th.
It don't need no selling.
That's what I'm saying.
My name is on this.
This is out of here already.
It don't need support.
It don't need a tweet from you.
This is gone.
All you've got to do is watch.
This is your version of the J. Cole concert.
Huh?
This is your version of the J. Cole concert.
Oh, shit.
There's call back.
Let's callback.
Yeah.
He got the door.
He got the door.
Yeah, he got the door.
Yeah, we're out of here already, man.
It was in my fucking duffer one there.
You shouldn't me?
Richard has the door.
January 11th in the year, 1992.
Yeah, give a little piece.
Little Lisa.
Come on.
Come on.
I don't know why they thought I wasn't going on with it.
Hey, Bo, you better tell him something, Bo.
You put that dumb ass voice on?
But I'm cooking.
I'm cooking, Antoine.
He's going to use the same voice you use for your voicemail.
You know, y'all.
You know, y'all.
The year of our Lord 1989.
Yeah, I've heard you talk to enough customer service reps to not be able to make a joke on code switching.
Yeah, yeah, you can't.
You definitely can't.
You already know.
You missed the, wait what?
Yeah, you're crazy, bro.
We all heard.
We all heard you.
All the time.
As your bro, I'm telling you, you can't win this one.
You are the super cool.
No, hear the room telling you, you are missed the cold switch.
And it's okay.
It's okay.
We all do it.
When you be ordering your lumber?
On the phone,
whatever you were in the one?
Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Yo, speaking of,
since we talk about stuff,
we watched,
the conversation has been put to bed.
I don't want to hear no more
Toby McGuire,
Andrew Garland.
Tom Holland is...
Who the fuck is Andrew Garland?
That's the other Spider-Man.
I've never seen no Andrew Garland.
It don't matter.
Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man ever.
It's not close no more.
more.
Really?
He's also on a run, by the way.
Oh, no, he's on a ridiculous one.
Him and his lady.
Yeah.
Together.
And that is it everything.
They end shit together.
Yeah.
And the bars.
Yeah.
But anyway, off that, this Spider-Man movie here has put that conversation to bed, honestly.
It's fire like that?
It is fire.
It's perfect for people like myself who kind of checked out a little bit.
Okay.
This is the one to reel you back in.
You know, they found a way.
Well, the movie's been out long enough, so if you haven't seen it,
I don't know what to tell you.
I've seen it.
They found a way to prep us for X-Men, Dooms.
Like, now you see where we're going.
And they absolutely smoked it.
You see him.
We got the real Hulk back.
Okay.
You see him tapping until him.
Huh?
Gene Gray.
Yeah.
That's why I was trying to.
But, yes, X-Men.
Yeah, yeah.
But him, just as Spider-Man.
Let's see if they got 4D.
That shit, that's your bag now.
You know, I ain't going to hold you?
I'm about to go.
You see it?
That shit might be,
nah.
That shit might be a lot, though.
It's a lot of web slinging.
Spider-Man just as long as Odyssey, too.
Is it?
Yeah.
Jesus.
Dang.
Is that long?
It is.
It didn't feel like it.
Pause.
Yeah, my girl went to see it with the kids.
You know, I had to track her on her.
Come on, man.
Come on.
You know, you know, I know how long it is.
You're talking about we still is.
No worry.
I'll be the judge of that.
Oh, I know.
No. But no, seriously, though, this, this, they absolutely smoke this movie. The story, like I said, I'm trying not to spoil too much. So is he A-List now?
Oh, Tom Holland. Tom Hollis been a-liss. All right. We were talking about other boy, Toby McGuire. Yeah, Toby McGuire, the old Spider-Man. Yeah. Oh. The first Spider-Man we were talking. You're saying he's the nigga. Tom Holland. Tom Holland is the nigger. He's the best Spider-Man now. Like, it's over. The nostalgia had people still holding Toby McGuire up there.
just off nostalgic purposes?
I keep confusing these two, dude.
Toby McGuire is the person.
We were arguing about the A-plus A-A-A-Lis.
We were arguing about Toby McGuire.
Oh, he ain't A-Lis.
The old Spider-Man.
Oh, fuck, yeah, you're done.
That's what we were arguing about.
Oh, no, Tom Holland is him.
Tom, yes.
Got it.
I'm near.
Who, they're also in Doom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Odyssey.
Yeah, yeah.
The good movies.
Yeah, all the good shit.
Blockbuster.
Yo, movies are back.
They are.
They are.
Movies are back.
Let me end a round of applause
for movies going back.
Even no,
Disclosure Day tried to be interrupted and fuck it up
But Joe
That was before Odyssey, so
Yeah, that don't count
Yeah.
Y'all like these big cinematic
productions, three hours, a lot of money, all that shit.
I'm not into these kind of movies
I would never watch Spider-Man.
I'm watching Odyssey because y'all told me too
but that wouldn't be something I'd go see.
Are like rom-coms coming back
or like Hood action movies?
Like our other movies?
Oh, the hood action movies, yo go download the app.
They there.
Did you go see The Devil Whiz Prada?
Two.
Oh, shit.
It was actually.
It was actually pretty good.
That's one one was I couldn't go so low to see.
It's screaming now.
I mean, we're not just talking about, I mean, that was a big budget movie too.
Yes.
Big budget, okay, but you know what I'm saying.
A lot of it seems like action fantasy stuff.
Blockbuster and comic stuff.
No, it's just that the movie houses had to figure out a way, all of them had to figure out how to get asses in the seats.
That's young people.
What is it?
Marvel struggle.
like so
they also had all the beefs
with the strikes
and the AI
and there's a bunch of shit going on
and Marvel in particular
had a problem
with a lot of the fans
it was a
there was a thing going on
where they became too
woke
for a lot of people
I've heard that
it was like you kind of
veered away from
just giving us
good superhero shit
now trying to push
agendas in all your movies
so then there's that
right the Marvel universe
and everything I used
saying then you see
the DC
universe attempting to do whatever it is they're doing out there.
They were terrible. Then you have, there really is no such thing as an A-lister in Hollywood.
Hollywood is really moving to New Jersey. That's for the most part. So the rock movies,
Dwayne Johnson, I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not happening. Who is, so Hollywood is lost.
So to see Ryan Coogler, like, do what he does. Yeah. Chris Nolan. And a lot of those,
when the Odyssey shit came out, they did a poll.
I think they said
55% of the people
that went to see Odyssey did so
because of Christopher Nolan.
Yeah.
We don't care who's acting in this.
I don't need to see a trailer, nothing.
So, Dune, it's good to see a run
of Spider-Man.
She took all the kids.
She took all the kids.
We bought fucking mad seats.
I think the interest.
Prime time.
Just movies that are coming
that have people excited.
I think they,
the way did they tease movies now,
they give you enough time
to kind of,
I'm not allowed to.
They revamp, at least I can speak for my movie theater and the movie theater and Amier.
They've revamped a lot of them where most of them have like recliners and more comfortable seating now as opposed to the old.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's good.
Which is helpful in terms of getting people to a theater.
And not just that.
And they sell alcohol.
I was not a lot of them.
Now you got to find more reasons.
Like it can't just be to watch the movie.
You have to make it an entire experience.
Yeah.
You know, you get dinner.
You get drinks.
We go there for the whole.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's an experience.
Yeah.
It's just sitting there watching a movie now ain't because of the dinner.
it's like okay we know a lot of people
could just go watch these shits on the internet quality
some people don't care about quality
Not a comfortable couch
Right so now it's okay
We have to make it extra comfortable for here
And give you all these amenities
To why you want to come to the movie theater
It's fire though
I love the return to movies
I just want to make sure that my kind of movies are like you know what I mean
The everything doesn't have to be
The movies you're listing
Reason why they also work as well
Because they have fan bases already
Yeah like for example of purple
Huh
Nah I think it's sure
I mean, I don't want to be negative, but I think it's short-lived.
I think it's about to be.
Remember how you said concerts and all that shit
about to just be big-ticket items?
Luxury.
I think the movies is headed that way, too.
It's just really expensive, but
a lot of people just like the act
of going to the movie theater, bro.
I love going to the movies.
Yes.
But that shit is costly.
Do you talk through the movies?
No, not really.
You like a layback shit.
What do you like?
What do y'all like about the movie?
Is it like the company?
Because I know some of y'all go so-
I just like going to the movie theater.
with my girl or going to the movie theater
and just seeing it on the screen.
Being in your house, it's a whole different feeling.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's different.
You can watch a movie in your crib.
It don't still give me the same feeling that going to the movies.
I was over the movie theater experience
until I went and watched the Jackson movie.
Then I was like, oh, yeah, Mike, Michael.
Yeah, that was that one in there.
Obsession, even though we didn't really like it up here.
Obsession, you got to add that in there.
And that was low budget.
For a lot of us, it was sinners.
Yeah.
Senators did it for me too.
A lot of people.
a lot of us send us brought us back to the movies.
Yeah. And then you started
to see the trailers and then you remembered that feeling
and was like, you know what? I'll go check this.
It's a great day night. And it couldn't replace
home. I mean, I mean, home can't
replace that. No. Yeah, it can't.
It's the equivalent of a concert essentially.
Like, yeah, listening to a CD or
watching a stream. Yeah, it's not the same as being there.
It's not the same as being there.
Shout to the movies being back.
Word. Dope. All right,
I've been doing this part a long time
with you brothers, but I don't know who are
Perez Hilton expert would be.
Ish.
Definitely ish.
Definitely not.
I would have guessed Ish.
Or Mark.
Yeah, I was going to guess Mark.
No, Mark is too Ms.
Mez.
Me and Perez go.
Mark is too me.
There go.
Do you?
I mean, we're not homies,
but I mean, you know,
when he's first started as a gossip blogger.
Oh, that's enough.
You got it, buddy.
Take it away.
You won.
You beat Ish,
unless Ish got a story
about Perez Hilton, I don't know about.
So Perez Hilton was on a live stream
I guess about 24 hours from time
we were recording this
and he was engaged in acts of self-harm
he was in the middle of mental health crisis
it seemed
and from what we've heard he was spiraling
all week before that
his kids were in the house
his niece was in the house
other people were in the house
and it was getting bad
they left they fled
yeah and he engaged in acts of self-harm
I haven't seen what they were
and I wouldn't report them anyway
because all the outlets are kind of just saying
acts of self-harm
he's under
me and my girlfriend
girl found the video.
Oh, no.
Y'all be investigating in that career,
I'm telling you, we had
everybody business in that house.
Because she hit me in bed,
like, oh, shit, I can't find
the vid. I want to see.
And then she go pull up her
digging everybody's shit,
after she got.
And, you know, the vid is bad.
It is, it is bad.
And the still shot that I had found was
bad. The video is
much worse. He does
have a knife. He's on there saying shit, like,
I'm surprised.
TikTok is even letting me do this.
All types of,
he was in the middle of an episode.
That's horrible.
For sure.
Blood all over him.
Oh, God.
Cuts all over him.
Like, they eventually stopped his,
they stopped his feet.
I hate this for everybody.
Obviously, my primary concern is his well-being.
I want to make sure he's okay.
So hopefully he's getting the treatment and care that he deserves.
I know he was in a,
he's being seen by mental health professionals.
He's been dealing with the hospital.
So as of this moment, he's under care, so he's recovering.
But long term, I hope he's good.
And the trauma that that causes your family, your kids, and all the viewers who have to watch that.
It's the one thing I, streamer culture is just different.
I'm not in today.
I don't know that world very well, but you can just watch people have.
I wish there were a way to pull the plug on that faster is all I'm saying for everyone's benefit.
But my thoughts and prayers are with Perez for sure.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
Yeah, that's horrible.
Hmm.
I couldn't watch the video.
I wouldn't want to.
I don't know how anyone watches that video.
I would be really desensitized.
Yeah, bro, but see, a lot of people...
Aside from this particular incident,
you're saying people, like Mark said,
you don't understand, this is not streamer culture.
This is way before streamer culture.
Faces of death.
Yeah, faces a death.
Rotten.com.
Like, I remember them, and we was in high school.
You love pulling them up.
Like, it was a thing.
It was a thing.
I don't know something about the internet.
Shit, you see a bad car accident.
What you do?
Slow down, look.
What are you looking for?
You get what I'm saying?
Like, it's just something in us that we just be, we, we, we, we, we, we, we are.
Yeah, we're pulled towards looking at that shit.
And now the internet just put it, made it so much easier to access in an abundance.
So it desensitized a lot of people.
But, niggas are going to look.
Like, I'm pretty sure people heard this story and was like, yo, let me go find a video.
Why?
Why?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Why?
So this is not streamer culture, bro.
This is human, unfortunately.
All right.
I'll play devil's advocate then.
Okay.
They're jumping for joy out there in the streets about this.
So when you say why are people going and look for the video,
they're going and look for the video to see the demise of somebody that they have classified
as just the worst piece of shit ever.
It's the reverse Wendy Williams.
Right, but what I'm saying.
Go ahead.
No, I'm not the judge of what's worse.
So I can't say.
But them white people that's on there,
they're throwing parades.
Well, Joe, I'm talking about just random Joe.
They would still want to go see the video.
Might not be jumping for joy.
If a story broke of a person on live doing whatever,
but people are going to want to see the video
and they don't know you.
They have no history with you,
no feelings about you.
It's something about people.
We want to look at the fuck shit.
I think it's deeper.
Way deeper than that.
I think that most people are out here fucked up.
And so when you see somebody
that's going through some shit too,
it almost gives you silence.
Like, oh, them too.
Like, even with celebrities and shit,
a lot of people be happy
when celebrities fall, because now get your ass down here with me.
You know what I'm saying?
Like misery loves company.
So, yo, yeah, you got all that money.
Ooh, you lost all your money.
Ooh, get your ass down here with me.
Yeah, your relationship was great.
Now it's fucked up.
They cheated.
Oh, get your ass over here with me.
I think a lot of times people want to see negative shit
because it makes them almost feel better.
Like, yo, not just my life is fucked up.
These other people's lives are fucked up too.
I don't want to put it simply to that.
I think a lot of people just want to be a part of a bunch of shit.
Like if you saw it and I didn't see it
Then I need to go see it
Like everyone wants to be a part of every little thing that's happening
I don't want to bring this conversation to why people want to look at this stuff
I saw something else said that I thought was pretty interesting
And I'd love to hear what you guys think about this
I saw something that said
I wish I could credit who said it
But what they said was
We have to stop putting so much on mental health
Some of this
Is spiritual
demonic possession.
And I think, yeah,
I think it's...
Some of what?
Some of his behavior?
Just piece of these.
Some of the behaviors that you're seeing out there.
It ain't all mental health.
It's not all just people suffering
with their mental health.
Some people play with the wooja.
And that's for people that believe in that because everybody don't.
Some people play in the spirits.
I am a believer in that.
I believe I should.
Some people call certain spirits to their door
and inside their body and how it comes out.
I believe in that, so I understand that.
Yeah, just everything can't be.
It's hard.
It's hard than not.
It just kind of can get dangerous because then it,
I know.
People can overlook mental health shit.
And there's a long history of a frame of mental illness
as demon possession, devil worship, all these things.
And so then we stigmatize people who are dealing legitimate mental illnesses.
Correct.
Yeah, but then you also write off all the people that are actually into devil worship
and all that other stuff.
I mean, again, I'm just saying I understand the danger of...
Oh, me too, me too.
Me too, me too.
I think it's dangerous both ways, though.
Like, I think a lot, like, the mental health spectrum is so wide now that damn there,
everything falls under mental health.
Yeah.
And that's irresponsible.
Yes, and that's where it becomes dangerous.
Anything today is up mental health.
And it might not be, but who are we to tell the difference?
The same way there's a spectrum for people that are on the spectrum.
so we could identify what part of the spectrum you're on
so you know what to expect,
they got to have something like that
for mental health crises.
You can't just blanket it and just mental health.
Yeah.
Hope he gets better.
Yeah, word.
And prayers to the way out there that's going through something.
And prayers for his family, dog.
That's a video that your family got to see,
your kids got to see.
All that shit is nasty, it's disgusting.
It's really, really, really bad.
Thank God that authorities, God,
there, the ambulance got there to carry them off.
Hopefully, he gets the help that he needs.
Since we're in a somber mood
and we're talking about gossipers,
I want to do
the kind of opposite side of that coin, which is Flo Anthony.
Flo Anthony is,
she passed away, 74, one of the most important
black journalists
ever, honestly.
And she was a pioneer
among gossip journalists. If you saw her, y'all
growing up, she was on
every, every TV show,
the Sally Jesse Raphael's, the Donna Hughes,
all, that's her right there.
All the shows, she was on New York Post's page six.
I first got to know her working with the Jackson family
when I was doing stuff for Latoya.
She was there, she was a friend.
She was married to Michael Spinks.
She was one of the greatest boxing publicists
of all times.
She represented Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson,
obviously her husband.
Any, I believe Sugar Ray Leonard,
Any prominent boxer, she helped do that, but she also opened doors.
So this generation of journalists, this generation of publicists, all these people,
they often got jobs because of her placements.
They got jobs because of her leads.
I mean, she's like the Jackie Robinson of publicity and of gossip and of tabloid journalists.
Even the Wendy Williams of the world bowed down to her.
Everybody knows Flo, you know.
She's a trailblazer.
That's a great word.
She's a trailblazer.
And we just say rest in peace to her because she, you know,
You know, job well done.
Yeah.
Yeah, rest of peace.
It's been a while.
That's what the niggas talking shit on the internet said.
I know they fell out there.
They ain't outstanding no more.
When they get sad, the men can get us in the bedroom.
Show us that's something again.
Yo, prayers for anybody out there fighting the silent battle.
Again, rest in peace to my uncle Hazel, too, man.
I love you.
What we get to?
What we get into?
Somebody pick it up in here.
Pick it up in here.
I'm like, can I just say welcome.
Got my man eating money in the building.
Hello, brother.
How you doing, Mark?
It's good to see you, man.
You're killing online.
What you mean?
My algorithm is nothing but your little clippins.
Why got to be little clippings?
He's getting his by a hundred worth boy.
He's getting busy to.
He's getting his, he is gone.
His shoes on here too.
He's out of here.
Mark is out here.
You see what I did here right now.
Are you killing?
Mark is coming in here throwing a certain alley-you,
seeing where it go or tossing to himself.
And he out.
Put that out.
I love what Mark is doing.
You got a team.
You went back.
I love what Mark is doing.
I saw people tweet about the flatter of shit again.
That's Mark.
Yeah.
It's my team.
I don't see this one.
Oh, that's his team.
I hired somebody to handle just the Joe button section of my own page.
I've seen that move from up here before.
It's fire.
But hiring people from the team?
Oh, actually, it's funny.
But beyond that, Amani, I've heard great things about you lately and I'm just excited.
This is you've been out in the streets, a little pepping your step.
I haven't heard that
I've heard that
I've definitely heard that
I heard it
The streets are telling me
The streets are talking
I only be outside
I heard it
Yeah we're
I don't know what the streets
Is saying
Streets is loud
I can tell you what they said
Said you had a nice shoe
on your stuff
Yeah
Nice shoe on my skin
That a shoe than they've seen you
In a long time
Oh shit
Damn
Maybe ever
I don't know what that is
I couldn't
You'd have to give me more
You know I didn't
You know I didn't
You'd have to tell me more
I don't know
I don't know what I'm
I think what I'm just
Trying to imply
Is it
You was with a baddie, man.
They're saying he was finally out with some quality.
That was the exact point out.
I'm always out with quality.
I just think we all have different definition of what quality is.
I didn't like the final.
I thought the finding was disrespectful.
Yeah, it was.
When the streets said, me too.
Yeah.
Streets ain't shit sometimes, man.
Sometimes.
But the thing about it, you can't control what the streets say.
Yeah, that's true.
I would just like to live my life.
And enjoy how I want to be in.
And hit it with a little ad, too, right?
What's up with you?
You got topics, right?
What'd you start?
You?
He's the topic of one of them.
Hey, Mark, do me in favor and read this right here at the bottom of my topic list.
Amani finally out with some quality.
Oh, shit.
Even in his notes.
The asshole of his notes.
Jesus.
I don't like that you do that.
What?
Why do you say quality?
It's nice.
I think anybody that I've dealt with is nice.
Might not be what you deem to be nice.
No, no, no, no.
I don't put me in here.
So stop saying quality.
Nice is like, there's a nice spectrum.
Right.
No, it's not.
There's a nice.
There's a nice spectrum.
No, it's not.
You're going to create some shit,
and then you're going to have a bunch of followers
and believe the shit you're saying, no.
Niggers, there's quality in all different ways.
Am I saying, yeah, I'm saying people watching
and they're going to listen to them say that.
You ain't going to add all of them.
That's not true.
You pay enough attention.
You don't be in my shit.
You watch when you want to watch.
Maybe, yeah.
We don't pay attention.
Yeah.
When Reddit catch you, I'll be watching.
Nah.
I'm often
Sometimes Grady can't catch my boy
Talk tell the niggas
Let's go hey
Solution my brother A.G man
He had a birthday party
Oh wait you brought it to a party
I didn't bring nobody anywhere
That's what I was supposed to go to AG
I was gonna be fun
To go to a party
Boy boy boy boy boy boy
I invite guys
You don't make me nowhere
I told me to come to me to
Cold Concert
I was gonna show up the same way you
Would show you with the cold concert
Yes
We gotta throw a phone in this thing
I said that last pot
One of us went so that dude
Yeah now you're wrong
Yeah, you gotta review it
Take that darn the hell
Now you gotta review it
Yeah but I mean I ain't main pod
So you've been watching us get killed out there
For this cold shit
You ain't come help us
Yeah
I want to bitch
Party shit man
Yeah listen
Y'll leave me out of the articles and shit
Don't have me come on the same shit
Nah
Talk to me
Can you catch me on AEOE
I don't go old you
That's valid.
What are you saying?
Edit that out?
Hey, what's your name?
No sense?
It's going to take it out to it?
No, go ahead.
Why you leave my...
Because the first time I thought it was like an error,
the New York Times shit.
Then it was the Forbes shit.
Then it was like the...
Rolling Stone.
Yeah.
Then it was like the Newark Weekly.
It was like, you ain't put them in nothing.
The Newark Weekly.
Jersey City Journal.
Right.
Right.
Why do y'all leave my man out on?
It feels like it's almost like a bit now.
What's going on?
I'll have you know.
At one point it did feel a little bitish.
So you're absolutely right about that.
But Amani is in our new commercial.
He's in the market commercial, too.
Oh.
That was an oversight.
I made sure to put him in there.
I'm like, come on.
Let's get my boy in there.
That's funny.
Anyway, man.
All right, what else do we need to talk about?
Pablo, Pablo, Tori.
Yeah, we can do.
Pablo, Pablo.
No.
Pulitzer Prize winning
Awarded
Journalist
Bob Bojohn
every time
Pablo drop a new mixtape
I just got to sit at ish
Yup
I sit it right to Ish
And I don't even say nothing
I don't wait for no response
Just yo man
Make sure you see what you man
I still like Pablo
But I'm kind of with Ish
at this point man
This is a lot
Yo
I think until somebody
says you know what
Fuck it
We did it
He's gonna keep going
I'm not saying
I'm not saying it's right or wrong
I'm just saying
I think that's his end game
What's the we did what, though?
I think that.
Or what's the it?
I think the idea that there was some collusion
and circumvention of the salary cap.
That's what he's trying to say.
Because the latest bit of information was that he was part of a billboard company.
No, Mark.
He's being paid from the people that make the scoreboard.
Oh, the scoreboard, I'm sorry, not billboard.
Sorry, thank you.
Why is he being paid by people who make the scoreboard?
That's his business, though.
Why are you in his pocket watcher?
I'm saying, what is Pablo wait?
into see happen to Kauai.
I don't think it's about Kauai.
I think it's not to the owners.
I think Kauai is flatter damage.
But where do, if I'm Kauai
and I score a bucket,
where does that go?
Where does my face go?
Where does that go?
Jogotron.
You go to the scoreboard, right?
Yeah. I just get a piece of that.
Oh, yeah.
That's my ad.
Cut that this way, big dog.
Millions, too.
Anywhere my likeness go.
What? You want to talk to my uncle?
You want to talk to my uncle about this?
The leading scoring his team?
My uncle is.
My uncle ain't going to be as nice about this boy.
You know, that's funny.
Y'all is wild, man.
I think it's, I don't think it's overkill because I think it's this show, but I, and he's a...
You do think it's overkill.
You just wouldn't say it.
No, I don't, I don't think it's overkill.
It's every other mom.
I think until somebody confess.
Watch what your little crime show next year.
When that dude didn't disconnect to these still ain't admitted, what's the crime show I'm doing over there?
Illegal dumping or whatever.
Whatever the fuck they're doing.
Until they admit it, you're going to be back on.
episode two, episode three?
No, because episode three, four, and five
is other niggas come in to other crowds in Illinois
and Minnesota and Minnetonca.
Yeah, every week I ain't coming back with fucking...
Schenectady, man.
No, in fairness, Pablo has covered a bunch of other shit.
What if you get 100,000 subs every time you cover Schenectady?
Yes, he's got a bunch of other shit.
Well, the only thing to take off is the Kauai shit.
That's true. That's true.
Has he covered the gambling stuff as much as this?
Kawai stuff?
Is that his beat?
He's covered a bunch of shit.
He's covered a bunch of shit.
This is his hit record.
Yeah.
Why would I not keep playing my hit record?
I'm going to go back and jump on the remix now.
Yes.
My nigga, and at some point in time...
At some point, you got to get another hit.
Word.
Or not.
This hit's still hitting.
Right.
This is not like us.
All right, you'd be the one-head-wonder.
And, and you got on the estimate it probably.
Yeah, it's disrespectful.
You're going to have seven remixes to the same song?
Yes.
Yes.
If it's working, you know, everybody jump on Billy.
You know, my nigga, at some point, we got to call shit out to be goofy.
I don't give a fuck how much it works or how much it hits at some point in time.
it got to be corny.
Yeah, you're about to
I won't say goofy, but no.
You're going to Mark page now, boy.
Oh, yeah.
I hope you ready.
I got my buddy.
Mark doing live clips right now.
Mark team uploading that already.
I'm going to live in the mouth.
So Boblo's back in the news again.
Yeah, again, like we just condone a bunch of goofy shit a lot of times.
and I think that shit is goofy.
That's just my opinion.
Like, because again, what's your end game?
What's your end goal?
Justice-ish.
What's just it?
All right, so let me, cool.
What does that look like?
A punishment for the clippers for circumventing the salary cap.
Cool.
So if that never comes, you stay on your crusade?
Yeah.
All right, that's, that to me is a corny.
It's a bit goofy.
If you continue to keep going that strong,
if you obviously see everything that you put out
is not leading to any result of something that happened to Kau,
how much further are you?
You keep putting on Kauai.
It's what I just want to tell us.
And y'all, y'all started this with he's a journalist.
He's not a judge.
So him doing his job don't have nothing to do with somebody paying a penalty for their crime.
His job is to report the news and give it to the world.
Not to make sure.
Not to make sure that this person gets found innocent or guilty.
But if you're finding more news.
So cool.
So if you were investigating a crooked, did you say that if you were investigating a crooked cop?
I asked Parks.
Parks answered the question.
I'm going by what Park said.
Yes.
Park said he's going to keep going until this person gets held.
Maybe or until they're...
Stop being shit.
So now you look like...
This is late Mizorab.
You look like a fucking neurotic nut that's chasing this nigger throughout the world for the 40 years.
Don't try to call Hugo right now.
What I will say is a lot of my favorite movies are centered around a reporter that is just...
Won't let it go.
Well, not let it go.
See, that's my point, is that if this...
If he were looking at a corrupt cop or George's...
George Bush, you know, lying about weapons of mass destruction.
And what?
That's the parallel you making?
This is the perfect parallel if you let me finish.
It's a horrible parallel.
You've never heard to finish yet.
My point is we would say it's okay to keep pursuing something until you get a just outcome.
And it's not just to report it.
You can keep going.
We just happen to not care about this particular topic.
I don't think it's as important.
My point is sometimes the journalist's job is to keep going until the truth comes out.
And justice gets done.
If you keep digging and keep finding more shit, why am I not going to report that?
I would like to ask Pablo
What would he want to happen?
Yo, you're a friend
Because the niggas just sat up here
Off camera and said,
yo, cool, let me ask you this, right?
The parallel that he made was
Weapons of Mass Destruction and a corrupt cop
And a corrupt cop and weapons of mass destruction
Weapons of mass destruction
And lying about weapons of mass destruction
Cost thousands and thousands and thousands of people's their lives
So we're not going to make it.
It's an insensitive to make that a parallel
To a motherfucker cheating on
They taxed it.
So you basically said this is a victimless crime
pretty much. Like, we're not going to make that parallel.
No, you missed my point. That's not my point. My point
is, you initially said that
the journalist's job is just to report the stuff
not to keep going until they get a just outcome.
I was answering parks. I understand. I'm saying, in response
to your response to parks, I'm saying there are circumstances,
certainly more extreme ones, but we will all agree it's okay to keep going
until you get justice. I'm saying it's not necessarily
for us to decide
which things are worth that. Because he's not a political
reporter, he's a sports reporter. And I do
think, I don't think it's a victimless crime.
because...
I'm saying about what he was saying why in terms of what...
I get it. I'm answering your question. I know you weren't saying now.
I'm answering my perspective on it.
Which is, if you go around the salary cap,
you're cheating fans, you're cheating other owners.
There's a collective agreement we make.
And as a fan, for example, the Philadelphia 1776ers,
you know, the process might have won already,
if not for this bullshit they did with Kauai,
because we were in the running for Kauai.
So as a fan, I have an interest in this, too.
I don't want the sports reporter to stop doing that anymore.
And I want the political reporter,
stop going after the Syria.
That's just my take one.
I get that.
I just would like to know
what does Pablo want to happen.
After you put all this info
out, and I'm with you.
If you keep finding out new shit
as a reporter, as a journalist,
why not?
Reported, especially if you're the person
who kind of sparked this whole shit.
And it's my beat.
I'm with you.
I would just like for Pablo to say,
what would he like
to see him
to call out to Steve Ballmer?
After all of this.
He's one of the richest niggas on the planet.
He's one of the most connected
niggas on the planet.
So if you keep filling out
new dirt, new dirt,
new dirt, new dirt.
My nigga, eventually you're going to have a Statue of Liberty
full of dirt.
And if they're not sending nobody away
or penalizing nobody, my nigga, go find something else.
I mean, I could use a parallel.
My team, the Miami Dolphins, Stephen Ross is a very rich owner.
He colluded to try to get Sean Payton and Tom Brady down in Miami,
and they find him a couple draft picks.
They could do the same to Steve Farmer right here,
and the story will be over.
Cool.
But why don't they do it?
I stand differently down.
Because the nigga that they're trying to shoot at,
got more connections than your fucking,
memory bank and that's it didn't happen
but his job is not to be
the police my nigga he's not the police
he's not arresting anybody no that's my point and
you said his job is to make sure
that this person gets held to a standard
of justice but that is the job sometimes that's the job sometimes
I think every every there's different times
journalists there's like the reporters
there's solutions journalists there's beat
once you told me he's reporting other things
I'm cool now he's reported a bunch of shit all I guess
just gets the headline that's what goes forward
It's just Kawhi, Kawhi, Kawhi, Kawhi.
So it looks like everything else is off the table,
I'm just zeroed in on Kawhi,
and I'm just going to keep posting here.
Well, I'd like to redirect.
You see me doing that shit?
Cool.
I'd like to redirect Mr. Tori to some other places.
Obviously, I want to start with you.
Not you personally, but your Knicks.
Absolutely.
I'm with that.
Yeah, immediately.
And as soon as he's done,
go right to Philly.
Then you can go to the Dodgers.
No, nope, nope, nope.
You get it right over the fucking upper deck.
You can have right the tops.
Look, and then we need to go back to L.A.
No, no, no, no. Let's get the fanatics first.
No, no, no.
Because it's closer.
If he's in New York, he's got to hit the fanatics.
Well, I mean, he can hit there.
There's nothing there, so they'll be out of there quick.
Yeah, I know.
There's nothing there.
I know.
But then go back to L.A., these fucking Dodgers.
I dare you all sign one more nigger.
I want the Dodgers not get nobody else.
They just got the fucking.
Nah.
Dodgers out of here.
The fucking side of your word went.
True, no, no, back to Tutton.
Yeah.
Yes.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
And Shelton.
need to be in jail anyway.
Yeah.
But there's no cap.
There's no cap in baseball.
Stay in L.A.
Yeah, but the Phillies made a better offer.
No, they did.
I mean, I understand why it's because he's not going to resign it.
And I'm not.
And it's L.A.
It's L.A.
It's L.A.
It's L.A.
It's L.A.
Because now they're talking about Aaron.
Donald is working out.
Talk about he going to possibly join the Rams again.
Yeah, they've been saying that for me.
Oh, yeah.
See, I don't know.
No, no, fuck, stay in L.
Stay in L.A.
That's why I thought he wasn't a sports dude.
Ammani, how long do you know ice?
Very long time.
Give me more than 10 years?
Yeah.
More than 15?
Yeah.
Okay.
So on a scale of 1 to 10, if I said he's in the tech, what would be his, he's a tech guy?
What would you say?
Oh, the meter's up.
He's 99.9.
Okay.
Oh, God, that's that point.
That makes sense.
How about like entertainment, music?
Hip hop, yeah, really odd.
Ice line.
Okay.
99, yeah.
Okay.
Now, involvement in sports, athlete.
68?
Yeah.
Does that change knowing that it was a shortstop?
Who was a shortstop?
Sure stop.
You stop.
It's Ozzy Smith over here.
What the-
Fossy Smith, yeah.
Fossy Smith was crazy.
When you play baseball?
When I was a kid.
Wait, wait a minute.
Nine, ten.
11.
You said you were shortstop?
You said you were shortstop?
And you were talking about
Little League.
Everyone's a shortstop.
Everyone plays shortstop.
Not 10.
You switch positions.
Everybody with the infield, right.
The whole thing.
That's why I love for you.
Did they put the ball on the shit?
This is why we do investigative journalism.
Honestly.
One team all, bro.
Imagine if we would have just been like, oh, this is good.
We've investigated this enough.
Exactly.
That we found out.
Did the other team add a pitch or you had like just the one guy?
No, no.
No, no.
Full of pitch of the whole now.
He played ball two basketball too.
I didn't play for no team.
But you played for a baseball team?
Yes.
What was the name of your baseball team?
The Ravens.
The Helmys.
I'm all held.
Oh, shit.
Custom.
Wow.
I would have never known that.
They get off all kinds of lives of the main part.
Eventually, you're going to run out of devices to, you drunk your tea, you picked up your phone, you fixed your, eventually you'll run out of things to fidget around with over there.
Now I got to attack him with you all?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my name.
I need to just help on Saturday.
I didn't want to call you.
Actually, I'm going to bring in a picture for y'all.
Please do.
I got it.
A picture or a picture?
Pitch it and a trophy.
I'll bring them both in.
Wait, you won?
Yes.
Motherfuck.
It was Irvington?
No, it wasn't Irvington.
It wasn't Norvton.
Don't worry about it.
I'll bring it in.
I'll bring it in.
The town matters.
I will bring it in.
Can't wait.
You got to get Batman.
I'm out of here.
Put it right there.
I'll pick up some of the shit.
She got all that shit.
They ain't even got his own trophy.
Oh, you're ever?
No, you know your mom.
You wouldn't know.
But moms keep all that stuff, all your awards and stuff from school and...
Oh, you got mad awards and sports.
No, most of like read a thine.
What else you won in school?
Spelling B.
I did.
Spelling B, math B, both of those.
Oh, shit.
Which one?
Spelling B, math B won both of those.
Well, rounded.
Solid.
But grade.
All right, come to see you the grade.
I was in the math B.
God damn.
Yo, some of us was happy being smart.
But I know that's a thing.
Me too.
Wait, doing the math beat.
Don't mean you.
Are you guys are both math bees?
Yeah.
You used to win the math B?
No, I just didn't think they would let you compete.
Child prodigies.
As a prodigy, I thought they'll be like, cheating.
You know what the fucking bro.
You know what I mean?
It's not having LeBron play.
You know what I mean?
Just math on them, niggas.
Did you?
Oh, man.
Go throw a little math at their couch, man.
Let's see what's going.
Y'all still got it?
You're still sharp.
He said you'll be fine?
Thousand a shot.
Oh, shit.
But what about man from the room?
The room.
What you thought I was going to bitch out?
Because you said man from me, I wanted me in the room.
What about you, Fris?
You still got it?
Yeah, I still got it.
Somebody give him some math.
I like this.
I can't freestyle.
We come up with some shit.
This should be a problem that niggis should give him to figure out.
I think you should figure out any problem.
Actually, I do.
And now I do, no disrespect.
I just didn't know you were in the math, too.
He knows he's in baseball.
It's cool.
You mean, like, today's math?
Like Bill Destroy.
Like today's God.
Right.
It was Bill Bill.
Knowledge.
Man, me.
Knowledge yourself.
Oh, man.
Y'all got it today.
Y'all got it today.
You got secrets.
All right.
Your lucky,
your lucky mom
Aza died.
No,
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
You sit up here with White Clef talking about.
Yeah, I went to Bergen school.
Clef like,
yeah, yeah.
I know.
What is you talking about?
Your nigg is fake as hell
for Wycleft, too.
Who y'all?
Nick, a month ago
when I came up here
was talking about
the carnival being a great album
and I was talking
all this shit about
Wild Clave
y'all niggas
literally clown me
stop laughing
don't ever say
the carnival
like all this
I like that
I like that
I don't remember that
because you weren't here
as it was
main pie
because Mark is reframing
what happened
Yes
how about this audience
Mark didn't come in here
and say
yo the carnival
was a great album
this might be a good
clip for your page
That's what he's doing
That's what he's doing
That's what he's doing
That's what he's doing right now
y'all didn't come in about
saying the carnival
We clowned you about saying that the carnival was in the same park as the miseducation.
I didn't say that.
I specifically said it's not like the carnival.
It's not like miseducation.
We told you to never say those two albums together again.
Then y'all proceeded to clown the carnival.
No, in the context of what we were saying.
Okay, clip it for y'all.
And even if, click it's for you.
Thirsty.
Thirsty assing it to me, y'all.
And even if you're absolutely right, you think we were going to do that in front of Wycliffe?
That's the part.
Y'all put extra sauce.
I love Guantanamana.
I was like, come on.
You're all lying-ass niggas, niggins.
Y'all haven't even heard that shit for.
I did love Wontan Bhavena.
No, that was my shit.
Who didn't love that one?
That'd be it's hard, too.
That kind of is.
What are you talking about?
And Wiclef was dead ass.
He hit me about, uh,
The fool.
Yeah, food.
Oh, yeah.
Dead ass.
Oh, I would love that.
Definitely, definitely you should do it.
I'm going.
I want to go.
We'd go.
If it was anybody else, I wouldn't go.
Shit.
Nah.
There's a certain people.
You're right.
You're right.
Wyclef.
Patty LaBelle.
Had to.
There's a list.
Sure.
Joe. I'm serious.
It's a bunch of people.
No, it's not a whole bunch of people.
It's not a whole bunch of people.
Speak for yourself. Maybe there's a bunch of people for you.
For me, there's not a bunch of people.
A black great people that invited you to dinner that you wouldn't go?
Yeah.
Okay.
You go for Denzel?
Yeah.
Jill Scott.
It's a bunch of black people that said I would go.
Yeah.
It's not a bunch for me.
Huh?
You lose Stevie Wonder.
No.
Huh?
You wouldn't go to Stevie Wonder's house?
I'm going.
Fuck that.
I'm going to Steve Wondon.
You know he's going to cook.
That's why I'm going.
He ain't cooking.
Shit.
That's why I'm going.
You want to see how he cut the steak?
You want to see how he cut the steak?
Yes.
If Stevie wonder what's cooking, I would go.
That's what I'm going.
But sometimes you go to these celebs houses, man,
nigga me, he used to be starving in Buff House.
He was.
You said me all that.
Too many jokes.
The meat's coming.
Oh, shit.
No, it isn't.
Bad.
You a bone in, a bonnet.
It's mad.
It's mad.
Too salty.
It's all greasy.
This food is all greasy.
Greasy foods.
Weir circle for sure.
They catered it.
Y'all playing around.
Yo, me and Ian used to be over there.
Chicago-style dog.
Just that sentence, that's not helping you at all.
Chicago-style women circle.
You didn't hear you, man?
That's like two Polish, please.
This thing is saying, me and Ian used to be over.
That's a fair stop right there.
That's not helping.
Oh, man, never gave us no food.
That's because you all are immature.
He didn't get the chef for y'all when y'all came over for you.
But that's the way I'm saying, if y'all shut the hell out.
You was broke back there too?
He took your job.
He took your job!
That's how you got your revolt deal!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
Anywho, we would be over there, and it would be over there, and it would be a lot.
chef there. And in the kitchen door, the glass, you could see the motherfucker cooking,
stayed in the art kitchen. We sitting there knowing we got some good shit coming all
way, boy. Nah.
Pitcher. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You remember the Mali run.
You don't eat. You ain't eaten. That's a fat.
You're not eating on the Mali.
But yo, so what the chef was making.
I'm sure that...
Normally.
I'm sure the chef was making a great meal for whoever was important in the house.
That just didn't come to me and Ian.
And sometimes we ate over there.
Let me not paint it that way.
But it wasn't never...
So that's what I'm saying.
When you say Stevie wanted and the chef,
I can think of mad times that I've been at a celebrity house or function
and the chef was rocking.
And they come out and give you like some type of chef play.
I'm cool.
I'm cool with this.
I'm talking my smile.
I'm inviting you over for dinner.
Well, that's why I'm saying to Patty LaBelle.
Yeah, not.
Jill, Scott.
Dessert.
White left.
Mad people from the South.
I ate at Patty.
Label's house.
Baby face.
One time.
Huh?
You ate at Patty LaBelle's house?
I'm not sure if it was her house or Denise Rich.
Denise Rich is a writer for her.
Back in the days.
Who you talked to me?
Who you talked to me?
I'm just,
for people who watching don't know.
I'm not saying for y'all.
Tell the short story.
But we were doing background vocals for a record.
and she had invited herself for dinner.
Where was it?
What city was it in?
In the city.
New York.
Right.
Columbus.
It's great.
Okay.
House full.
Amazing.
I had pictures and all that.
And priest dinners too, right?
See.
Stick out your talk.
Wow.
You'll crackle your talk.
Amazing.
I know.
You get a little cracker with a son.
Look on.
Christ, you know, real wine.
Get saucy, digger.
That's fucked up, you.
Yo, we said no molestation jokes.
We did, man.
I didn't say nothing about it.
It's $50.
I didn't say nothing.
No, I'm talking about the pre-molestation, like the dinner.
You don't give you a dinner before.
You're an appetizer.
Oh, you can't molest me and not feed me.
You're all the appetizer.
Oh, man.
I'm going to feed you before.
They touched you?
Really?
They didn't get you.
I thought they got you from the niggitis.
You're sleepy, glued to the couch.
Oh, my God.
Oh, y'all bad, man.
You ain't just getting that off on me
and I'm fucking in here and ain't eating.
I'm alert.
I'm not alert.
I'm aware.
You ain't.
Damn, angry.
Look at bless me if I'm angry.
Trigger warning.
That's nasty.
Trigger warning.
Yeah.
That's fucked up.
Yes.
That's fucked up.
Yeah, please.
So Tiger
Tiger is used
an AI
Oh man
Now they cut in the ear
I never want to see this
Phoenix Felix nigger
Phoenix DeKat Felix Hustle
Whatever this nigga's name is
I've seen him too much
And I'm done now
Don't say that
Sorry
See this is your fault
Yeah I know
I'm phony
I switch
Pause
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Swiping cards and stacking chips
Sucking it all types of nicks
Oh
Shit
Hey what's goddamn
You guys
Anyway
In dumb news of the day
Phoenix Felix
announced that he did use
AI
Like yeah
Who's this news for
I told you
Once I saw him hit the stage
I knew
Okay
That is a thousand percent AI
And they've been debating
It for fucking
Months on the internet
That guy on TikTok
Broke down
all that shit.
He gave us the engineer
point of view
of everything
to show you that
there was no way in the world
that this guy
did not use it.
Once I saw that,
I was like,
all right.
The funny part was
when Phoenix
or whatever showed
the Pro Tools session
and didn't solo nothing.
Yeah.
Nothing.
It's imported fucking tracks
clearly.
You just renamed this.
Come on,
my name.
Sorry,
I couldn't hear.
The only way
I'll listen to Phoenix,
Felix again,
is if he collabed with Tommy
Richmond.
Yeah.
If he got another Bob, I'm a list to it.
I'm rushing to that.
If him and Tommy get in a nave duffel bag,
I gotta hear that.
But you gotta stick to your guns
because, you know, he can't copyright it, man.
This is only a little bit of AIA.
Phoenix, Felix.
Phoenix Flex.
I'm never calling him Flex.
That's never happening.
Phoenix Felix.
Yeah, these dudes
where, and again, that's why I'm just
tapped out of the music shit.
now for a lot of people
what making music
means is
catch 15 seconds or something
catch 20 seconds or something
so now the discovery
especially for a lot of the AI shit
is on Instagram
TikTok and these places
that so you hear some shit real quick
or they're catching a little internet vibe
and then you try to bring that vibe to real life
and it'd be like nah
home boy Phoenix Felix went out to
summer jam and walked out there like he was
Nas.
He walked out there,
well, Nas could dress.
He walked out there like a bad dress.
Like he cut up some of my quilt.
Like he, yeah, he looked a mess.
And had the nerve to fucking put the mic to the crowd
like they was about to sing it.
In New Jersey.
He don't know New Jersey.
New Jersey ain't about to sing your song,
Aki.
New Jersey looked at them like,
what fuck you want us to do?
Niggins you just came up with this shit.
You know the funny part?
I still,
don't know the name of that song.
Like even when he came out,
because French brought him out.
He's like, yo, he about to do the song.
He don't know.
No, he didn't say that.
Yeah, fam.
See?
You're going to do the song.
French, yo.
That's funny.
French, we can't say nothing.
French.
Come on, French.
But that's French man.
Y'all to blame too.
Why?
Who?
Because I played it.
Because he put, niggas came up here,
playing that shit, Jim jamming.
I said, we all look crazy.
Even supporting this AI stupid shit.
And sure enough,
niggas is like,
No, it sounds good.
Fuck you, nigga.
Me and Iish playing some AI slaps.
Nah.
Me and Iish like a couple of AI slaps.
You do, too, on the lower.
I don't.
Y don't.
You like some AI holes, too?
I got a new AI song.
Wait till you hear it.
I don't like that.
Of course you don't.
I mean, I think it's fine.
It's just not going to, it's going to live the way this has lived.
Like, you can't do nothing with it.
Exactly.
Cool.
I see a bad AI hole.
I go try to find a source.
They're going to find a cold.
They're getting it from somewhere.
They're getting a, hey.
That's what else's face.
This whole exists somewhere out of here.
My girl, hit me with that, yo, you know that hole you like was A.
Hey.
Yeah.
That's Aiden.
She still looked good.
I ain't trying to link with her.
Yeah.
Still look better than you human, bitches.
Oh, well.
I was like, yeah, I'm dead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Next thing you know, you're going to be liking cartoon porn, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Hey, we're taking it back to the Jessica Rabbit days, Nick.
Stop.
Freeze likes the cartoon porn.
Not likes.
Yeah, I don't know why you're shocked about free.
None of this is surprising.
Wait, I'm sorry.
You don't watch porn.
There's a category of porn that is just cartoons fucking.
They go crazy.
They put Bart Simpson.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nothing about Free's surprise me.
What a math be shit surprised me.
I'm not off that math.
You watch cartoon porn?
I have.
Like, and it worked?
I just, what the fuck is going on here?
Oh, shit.
Watch your family guy just get plowed out.
some shit.
Lois have gotten plowed out a couple times.
Oh shit.
Yo, this nigger's sick, yo.
Go ahead.
I've seen it.
Come on, get some tea, man.
I'll get you some tea.
The tea of all.
I've seen it.
I've seen it before.
Did you come?
No.
Did you almost come?
Well, man, Betty.
Yeah, I've seen that before.
Did you almost come?
Did you break up?
Did you break?
If you got bricked off.
Did it move?
I didn't watch it to do that.
What did that matter?
What are you watching it for?
Sometimes I'd be watching this shit.
You, you're,
You click some shit.
He's like, oh, what the fuck is?
It'll put the little ad there.
You click it?
You didn't try?
She was two miles away.
He didn't try?
Not that, dude.
How long was the clip?
How long was it clipping did you watch the full clip?
Milfs.
You want the milfs and tay.
Are you in?
Stop jerking off alone.
Oh, shit.
And his search is crazy.
Thin, disablemic,
disabled.
I said you some disabled heat.
You was like, yeah?
Oh, she wasn't really disabled.
She just had no leg
What that mean?
Disabled
That means she had a bad accident
Got it
Which led to her being disabled
That's why she's disabled
She parks in the handicapped spot
If you disabled and you got
So do you
And if you disabled and you got pretty
Privilege it balances out
That's what I was trying to tell you
No you like them bitches
Are insane
Your chick did you be liking
Yo film
That's the shit I'm watching
On Furious
On Furious
which Furious is lit on Hulu.
Oh, okay.
But on Furious is about the girl serial killer
and the girl detective that's trying to catch the girl serial killer.
But the girl serial killer live with this disabled joint.
Okay.
Like twisted.
I'm talking about like Steve Hawkins twisted.
Oh.
Twisted twisted.
So that's where the killer girl is,
she's taking the disabled girl's medicine,
stealing it, got.
out of the little pack,
and she's going to fuck shit up out there.
Whatever she poked these niggas with,
they stiff up, then she drag them.
Some dexter shit.
Yeah, but, so at some point the disabled girl is going to notice
that the medicine is missing.
But on the last episode,
the killer girl walked back in the house
after she can kill some shit.
The disabled girl's in the chair twisted up like this,
and she rolled out,
she said, and she say,
I can't keep living and keeping this secret
so we're thinking, oh shit,
she knows that you steal in the medicine.
So you say, she's not disabled.
The disabled girls say,
I'm in love with you.
Can you be my girlfriend?
And then her handler comes out with a bouquet.
Oh, shit.
Nah.
So then to kill a girl,
because you do need the medicine.
Oh, shit.
She got to play along with it?
She has to, yeah.
Oh, shit.
And in the episode.
Need the minute.
I got a question, Joe.
I got a question.
So, because you said you thought the disabled girl's going to find out she stole up medicine, right?
What was she going to do?
Joe.
Call the police.
Rat her out.
Roll over her foot.
You think disabled people can't.
No, I'm just saying, you know.
Roll over.
All right.
All right.
Hey, Park.
You get.
Hey, Mark, clip all this up.
All right.
Hey, Mark, clip this up, yo, please.
Shout to all the.
That's all our disabled
Listen, but back to this math
B stuff.
I'm sorry.
And they went outside
I started Googling math problems.
No, because I'm
too stupid to even know
what to put in here
to get what I need.
Save a little bit, yeah.
I'm looking for the complexity
to come from you guys
because y'all was from the math be.
So can I just get like
a complex
math equation that ends
in
See, the problem is we need like a board that the people could see.
Like something simple.
Fam, it was little eight.
This was freshman year high school, bro.
Who were you doing?
Like algebra?
It was probably right up to there.
Okay.
It was not time seven, yeah.
63.
63.
What's 63 times 63?
They're pretty good.
Well, that's a good.
Chill for ease.
I mean, I'm chill off, bitch.
63 times 63.
I don't know.
I'll write your shit down, dude.
I could do it.
See, I could do it.
What is it?
I was in the math beat.
All right.
So I don't ask you.
That wasn't a question on the math bit.
In the math.
I ain't played.
I didn't really do no math.
I'm going to ask you some shit.
Nick was five plus four.
Oh shit.
Damn.
Just five plus four.
He's entered this.
Huh?
Just five plus four.
I can't lose his bet.
What bet?
Nothing.
What bet you made?
Answer it, please, quickly.
Shut up, man.
He'd think it over me.
He counted.
You're right.
If Johnny has five that piece.
I'll be back next week for you.
And to answer that five plus four, right?
We got to get the whiteboard out and, like, you know what,
put a camera on the whiteboard so we can do it probably.
I'll be, I got to go talk to my professor holds and get back to you.
What great be you win?
Hey, and that's a respect that I got.
I ain't about to play with you on the math tip.
I ain't about to play with you on the math tip.
But I'll be back.
No, was your math be in ninth grade two?
No, it wasn't called the math be.
It was called the math competition.
That's how you know some real shit,
that whatever for reasons.
I know.
But our math competition used to be us going to the team versus other school.
Like the real, so you did the real version of what ICE is talking about.
I'm not shooting at my man.
Of course you're not.
You just did it in your class.
Ice, did your school go to other school?
They had the fucking
Who's the kind of what they did in the
You're just in the cafeteria
You just answer questions
You were in the math class
It was in class
Did he do you know the answer?
He raised it
I want to marry!
Oh help me
He just answered a question?
Yeah, this thing is crazy, man
I love y'all.
We long ago established
Oh, maybe everybody did not
You do have to vet
Sub of what Fries be saying
No, that's your
No, no, no.
Why you got to vet it?
He started to show off as fucking
Jimmy Rollins and shit.
No, he did.
Then we asked 10 more questions.
I text Parks about that summer gym sweet just to see.
Yeah, nigga, mute up.
Room get quiet.
I didn't hear what you said.
Room get quiet when Joe talked, nigga.
Yeah, yeah, everybody shut up.
Please repeat it.
Repeat what you said.
I text Parks.
About what?
About what?
Trying to throw me in some shit.
Oh, you got a sweet at Summer Jam?
Are you the sweet?
I said we have a sweet at Summer Jam.
Was there a suite?
There was a suite.
You mean you were in a suite?
We had a suite.
Was it other, how many people was in our suite?
I mean, there was some random.
Cautian teenagers in there.
I don't know.
Who was it in a suite?
It was pretty empty?
It was pretty a suite.
All right.
We got to just be careful.
I didn't say I bought a suite.
I never said that.
That's true.
I never said that.
I'm not going to sit there being a lie.
I never said I bought a suite.
We just always have to ask additional.
One more questions.
We're asking.
No, we've done.
I ain't got the damn question.
Please.
Oh, because that's my man.
Nah, because you try to paint shit
That's why
That's what you do
That fuck the paintbrush you got
And then that's not true
That is true
If you say
I got a sweet
I just assumed
Like you got a sweet
I never once
If I was to say
Yo I bought a sweet
Whatever I say yo
I have a sweet
Oh
Where am I
Yo
Anybody that want to go
Can come to the sweet
See that's dangerous
I think that's dangerous
How'd you get the sweet?
That's he gotta be empty.
I have a plug.
So you got a plug and it gave you the sweet.
So if ICE hit you and say,
yo, we got a suite,
you want to go to summer jam.
It ain't say that he paid for the suite.
Listen, here, let me clear this up.
Ice did not pay for a suite, nor will he pay for a sweet.
Make it a little bit better for y'all.
But that's why you're the bad.
It was your sweet, at least.
Hey, Mark.
No, it wasn't my suite.
I did not pay for it.
So you was just in a suite?
No.
I had to plug for it.
I got a studio.
I got the plug for the suite, my nigga.
I got a laptop.
It's important to ask additional budget.
One more question.
My man got connects in high places, man.
They gave them access to the suite.
Anybody that wanted to go, anybody that wanted to go
could have went to him.
Which is fire.
And there may be some strangers.
That's good.
That's dope.
That's fine.
Hold up.
We're not trying to say that's not fire.
That's not what we say.
Awesome.
We just saying, if you say,
yo, who want to go?
I got a sweet.
Then that does mean something different.
Okay, well, that's how y'all interpret it.
I did not purchase a suite at all, nor will I.
Parks noticed.
Parks was so funny.
This is why you can't try to do nice things for your friends.
That's why I won't.
You can't.
It's fucked up.
You can't.
You can't even suggest a nice thing.
I made a suggestion to him and he shitted on it without even considering the suggestion.
I won't say it on here because
Oh, come on, I just exposed parts.
But no, no, because this
suggestion
I'm actually going to utilize
and I don't want to talk about it
and joke about it because it might fuck it up.
We talk about it after.
Yeah.
We'll talk about it after.
All right, let's stop the broadcast
so I can hear it and then come back in.
Stop this.
Hold on here.
Not over here.
No, no.
Hey, we're back, man.
Fuck that.
He said it'll say what it is.
Go ahead.
Man, say what it is.
So, I had a.
So I had a really, really nice person reach out and say, hey, big fan of the pod.
I really enjoy you guys on there.
I heard you guys talking about Joe's party to send a snack.
I want to offer my services and create a custom suit for you and Mark.
I thought that was fire.
Now, at first, I'm kind of like, I don't know who the person is.
So let me just go ahead, do some research.
Fire.
Amazing work.
Oh, so shit is heat.
Heat.
And he's worked with a bunch of people within the industry.
A woman.
But you just assumed
it was on some bullshit
because you heard.
Well, because when fans say
I got something free for you,
there's nothing such thing
as a free lunch.
I mean, I knew you were going to fuck her.
But I...
No, no, I'm just saying
between the two of us, I'm saying.
But my point was,
I didn't know what...
It's always felt like a hustle.
No.
And first off, there's a lot of fans
who are also people in high places
and do a lot of great shit too.
That's true.
So even if it was a woman,
we still shouldn't like...
Yeah, it's not because it's you, though.
So when the person, shut up.
I think you're missing the thing.
So the person sent over their portfolio.
I was about to.
They said, no, no.
So I can see.
Portfolio.
And some pictures.
Somebody wasn't in this feeling me.
Shut up.
So, shh.
That's what I.
That's what I.
This is the problem.
Oh, got portfolio.
Before I get back to the story,
this is the problem when niggas
like you and,
I thought it was just like
when niggas like you and Vic Mention.
Yeah.
Metser. I noticed y'all niggins.
And Shuloseu Zikmenza, but y'all niggas be smart and y'all look for any way to just keep
reminded people that you smart.
He's the one who did it.
Not all the all of spelling bee shit and all that.
Yo, you don't have to do that.
When you said portfolio, I'll let it go.
Some niggas just talk, some niggins just like to mispronounce words.
You don't need reminder that you smart.
We know you got a degree.
I didn't remind it.
We know you did all that.
You don't have to keep stepping on the ignorant people to just keep showing that you smart.
I'll let you rock out.
And while are you on that, it's fucked up what you did this.
about the math with me.
That was her to death.
They think it's something like,
eight,
that you're like five,
six.
So Pete,
so you and Mark got hookup suits
that you're coming to my birthday.
No,
no, no.
You know,
that's all I heard.
That's all you about to do is that y'all poor.
You joke,
you joking,
you're joking,
but homie's resume is impeccable.
Fire.
Are you all paying them?
Yeah.
In the look.
I'm going to tag you in the picture.
Oh shit.
Yo, this podcast,
black people didn't need no podcast, you.
Yo, you know.
Yeah, I mean, if I...
Yeah, nigger not going to do a service
and not get paid for this.
It's my plus one.
No, I got you for, I.
You got one.
I'm sorry.
I'm a man.
I don't want no more.
So I thought that was dope.
I just, it's funny because he instantly
shot it down like it was going to be some bullshit.
Why do we think every time we try to just...
He just told you 17 times.
Okay.
Because it's you.
You.
I like that.
I'm gonna remember that too.
Also,
don't you think you guys should be like a little?
You were trying to tell him.
Mark said,
don't you get missing.
It's none of that.
You got it.
Now,
when you come with that same fucking gray suit
and my shit.
This is switched it up.
He got blue jeans on the day.
I'll be a little bit offended.
He switched it up.
Yeah.
And I got it.
My wife out of town.
And I would be a little bit offended if I were then.
Why?
What you, what you're trying to say?
No, no, because we talked about it on air about
wanting, I said I'm looking
to get a suit and get a custom, so
yeah, okay. And they're actually
you gotta be running low.
That tea has to be running low right now.
It's just empty dog.
So you're not hooking, Mark.
So Mark is not getting a supernova.
No, fuck that.
Word.
Sour stop.
Fuck that.
He got to bullshit.
In Mark, at least four people
had stopped me in the street to say,
strangers, people I do not.
That it was great.
You know, I didn't.
I think this is in my stream.
People I do not know.
Mark.
They looked like.
I'll bring it in.
Yes.
We saw it.
We saw it.
We were wearing black in the picture.
The lights was on in the spot, but it wasn't great.
I promise you it wasn't.
That's like the BMW to change colors.
Oh, maybe you washed it.
It starts fading.
That niggas said he washed his suit.
Amani, are you doing, are you doing a fitting?
Yeah, next Wednesday.
So you all gonna be able to lay eyes on this.
Like you're picking what you're wearing.
And this guy's gonna, where are you going to his house?
No, no, he has a, he has a spot.
He has, you, I don't know.
Yo, listen, the funny shit is,
Wait, he has a spot.
You're joking, but this nigga is,
I'm gonna call with you.
He's done, when I show you his portfolio,
you're gonna be like, I am.
He's gonna want to be dead.
He that nigger.
Port, me.
I'm not saying it right.
Leave me alone.
Leave me long.
Leave me long, nigga.
I show you, I'm like, oh, my back.
Fire.
Sloo's to him.
Again, it's nothing about him.
That's good.
I put you onto some other shit that you, at this point, you shit.
Would you put me on to?
So good, yeah.
You better step.
I bet you didn't.
I just don't remember.
I'm sure you put me on.
Nothing.
This is going to be extra on your suit now.
That's going to be a bad night tonight.
Step.
I know.
But I see.
That's all I'm saying.
Listen, ain't no way in the world not stepping from this shit out.
As long as niggas is stepping, then I ain't got nothing to say, man.
Yeah.
But I do plan on taking.
Like the fly picture that me in Parks and all the girls and freeze.
I want to do that again.
And if one of y'all do like Mark this year.
That was a really fly picture last.
Yeah, we killed it.
We killed it.
Mark came close.
He came close to getting the crop out.
No, I thought, your fan, take this picture for us.
You can put him in the back.
Yeah, no, one guy.
All right, long as anybody stepping.
Now, it's scary to, too.
I'm coming with you.
Oh, oh.
You know how long it takes to do some of this stuff?
That's what I was about to tell.
Imani, like, yo, you're...
Cool.
You got it.
No, no, no, I said I'm coming with you.
You got it.
I had to go take my fucking son the other day
and make sure he don't look fucking stupid.
He came correct last year?
He did.
That's because I ran my ass in Neiman.
Neiman's I go to for the last minute.
They got the tailors did.
If you need it fast.
But if you're trying to really step,
you want to go where?
This is it in the light.
You tell me that's fucking gray.
Yes, Mark.
You're high.
He's still on the fucking...
I'm sitting looking at it in the light.
You're fucking high.
He went back to the spot.
Look, and showed him,
bats it around.
Is that from the same night?
This is part of your autism.
This is part of your autism.
This is,
this is doing that thing where you see colors differently.
Oh, God.
Because Mark's smart, but, you know,
as that is a condition.
It's probably a demon.
Oh shit.
It's right.
I got to make sure I'm there too because you know I'm on vacation right up until that day.
No, I didn't know that.
Oh, really?
Remember last one when I said he's going to act like you don't know when I go vacation at the end of August?
Yo, y'all are any scattered vacations, boy?
They're supposed to be scattered.
Shit.
You was all to go once in a day?
Yeah, yeah.
We can start playing that.
Yeah, we can start playing that.
Yeah, you sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Coming on Monday.
We get.
Just everybody's like all you niggies.
All you niggies.
All y'all niggas.
All y'all niggas that plan.
y'all on vacation, y'all certainly don't say,
hey, my vacay is planned, I'm a missed two pods,
so do I need to fill in?
Do we need to, that talk don't ever happen.
Okay.
When's your vacation?
The 20th to the 27th.
Oh, you'll be back.
You'll be back.
It's the 29th.
You might.
Nig.
You see what happened?
He might be back.
I'm just saying.
That's true, yeah.
He might.
Why to get a little crazy?
Yeah.
You're going to fuck up.
You want to tell you my own.
Grenada.
Oh, dope.
That's fine.
Okay.
That's a mo.
Yeah, he might be back.
I'm a little concerned about it.
I'm going to need a day off.
I mean, I want to make sure.
Because we're leaving his time to come back on 28th,
so I'm just worried if there's any delay.
There's no more days off.
That's not true.
We'll find out.
No more days off, man.
We'll find out.
It's not true.
I got to get some work out of these things.
I'm trying to work on this vacation.
Mark Clipper page, going crazy.
Come on, man.
No, y'all niggas can't just call out.
I got these clips for him.
You don't get these clips on.
He got a birthday in September.
He probably want to celebrate it.
Then you just take it.
take off when you've performed in fucking Alabama,
nigga?
Technically I didn't take off.
You before Alabama?
You know, technically I'm not taking off.
If you want to be technical,
what you're doing?
I'm just utilizing what my contract said.
What is it?
I ain't read it a few years.
I ain't got a contract?
Yeah.
See, here you go.
Back in your shit.
All right, I'm done.
No, I really didn't know.
I have absolutely done.
I did not know that.
It's been a wonderful day.
We didn't get in the Cam and Cardi B at all.
I mean, I don't really have much to say about it.
It's a good Patreon conversation.
Yeah.
Save a Patreon.
Nigger, you're not hit.
That's why y'all need something.
Y'all I'm telling y'all now, because y'all been on you in your bag with fucking calling me mean things.
I will not be on Monday's Patreon.
I would be at a funeral.
So kind words being tweeted about me would be nice.
Last place you want to be reading some of that hoot nanny is my Uncle Hazel's funeral.
What they said?
They said some stuff about you?
No, but I can see Monday.
I can see Monday.
They don't know what you're going through, so they just pop and shit.
Yeah.
If I miss a pie, they do to say that.
I'm not going to be it for the pot of you.
Tell them.
You got something to do.
They be happy.
They'd be happy.
They'd be happy.
No, they don't.
You got four haters.
Shut up.
Yeah, but I read all of them.
And respond to each one.
You know, I'm not doing.
You know, the number's growing.
The number's growing.
That's cool.
That's the name of the game.
Yeah.
That's the name of the game.
It's fine.
I live with it.
So it'll be good part.
I can't wait to watch it, man.
Yeah, I got some, I got some family stuff
I got to deal with my mother-in-law.
Okay.
Yeah, my wife's out of town for five days
at a conference.
Okay.
And, uh...
Okay.
You'll stop telling us, you know, please.
It's getting harder to just...
Put this moment up, right?
Guys, hook this up.
Start now.
The intercues, right?
Um, hey.
Oh, yeah.
Work conference?
Yes.
It's the American Sociological Association.
Where is it?
New York.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, over the bridge
That's one way to get there
You just said she's out of town
I don't live in New York
So yes, she's out of town
So she's not coming home
Cory let me get a water
You know what's funny
During the week I be seeing shit online
And I do think to myself
Oh this guy ain't beating these allegations
And every time I start to hear a little more
It get tough
So she's in New York
Mm-hmm.
Long distance.
Like the five barrels or midtown Manhattan, I would imagine.
Oh, okay.
And she's not coming home.
She's not coming home.
So.
She's not transporting back and forth.
No, it's a long trip.
Damn, man.
See, Joe.
Am I missing something guys?
Yes.
You missed something.
The 32-minute express train.
Oh, shit.
The path.
The ferry.
The ferry.
The very.
The four.
65 or whatever that bussley.
The express is 34 minutes.
It's man ways to get there.
Hey, my dick, I know when you live.
So I'm going to give you a little game
because they're assholes.
I know you don't know any better.
Give it to me, Mark.
And you wouldn't understand.
Naga said he's playing with your math.
Playing with your math.
Go ahead.
When you live with somebody long enough.
You expect him to be home?
No.
No.
You take every opportunity.
I smell what he's stepping in.
I know.
I know where you're going.
You take every opportunity.
When she said it is, I got a 9 a.m. I got a 6 a.m. meeting.
I got a 10 p.m. presentation.
And I said, you know what?
I'll book your hotel.
I don't want you going back and forth all the, all week.
Why don't you stay in New York for five days?
And she said, thank you.
That's very considerate of you.
So not only do I get.
Off the massage.
So not only.
What time?
Burke Williams over.
So not only do I get five days to myself, but I get credit for being a good husband.
No, we got to make some noise for that.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Yeah, clock me out of the mark.
Oh, you get ready for being a bitch.
You see, this is the part your niggins don't get.
Go ahead, this, go ahead.
You don't smart yourself.
I want to-
I want to ask you a question?
Oh, shit.
How long y'all been living together?
Four years, five years?
I'm good with it.
Here's the thing.
If she went to the conference and came home every night,
somebody could be fucking her.
You can't stop somebody from fucking by making them spend the night.
Some of you all go home every night and be fucking.
You ain't got a weapon in house?
Some of y'all in the airways, I'm saying?
No, I can't stop.
Why I can't stop it?
Let me walk in the house and see some fucking going on.
Shit.
Shot through the heart.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
No, I'm just saying, so, nigga, trust me.
No, Mark, listen, I know we joke around up here a lot,
and I love you because you do feed into the jokes.
Like, you'll throw them in the air.
I've long, I've come to the realization that you and yours,
is just way more progressive than I'll ever be.
So I take your word.
You're going to become progressive in the year.
That's true, though.
In about a year.
They are different kind of progressive.
Joe won't be that.
Joe won't be that yet.
You won't be progressive, but you'll take every opportunity
to get the house to yourself.
That's what I'm telling me.
Joe's not going to be that.
If I'm progressive, if I'm progressive,
if I'm progressive, she's coming with me.
We progress.
We're both in the soup.
Hey, hey.
If I'm progressive, y'all.
too, man.
You know.
That's a shame.
Hey, sorry.
You're picking up.
I have the answer.
Sometimes you just want the house to yourself.
Yeah.
I get it.
I get it.
And she'd be had a lot of conventions.
Them shit is a lot.
How often they meet?
God damn.
It's in sessions.
It's an annual convention.
The annual convention.
But she's working on something special.
And she's a doctor.
Well, shout out to Dr. Mel.
That's the word.
I absolutely love Mark's wife.
Hopefully you never take.
any our stupid-ass jokes.
Yeah, we're so.
We're just joking around.
She loves this. We did the whole episode of a podcast on the massage.
Don't use our talking points to
get in your bag up there.
He's definitely doing that.
The guy's up there sad.
Exactly.
The guys up there said.
You got hard and fucked up.
Yeah, exactly.
Low key.
Dr. Mel is a better potter than most people.
Like, she's a solid potter.
No, really good.
When pot wives comes back, you know.
You're over there doing Podwife.
He's over there.
You know what is.
You know what is.
That's all power wives is now.
Oh, shit.
Oh, s'm just.
You talk about.
Now, my boy, Kino, trying to get back in his bag.
I don't know that, but he ain't been in the gym with us.
So that's what it made.
We ain't been cooking shit.
And there ain't been no food.
Yeah, I was doing the greatest.
That's some.
At some point in the breakup, a man, if you really lost something of substance, you realize you got to go try it.
You got to go try it.
You can only live in your macho-Machisbo ego for so long.
Go ahead.
You realize the little bit you got in Connecticut, that ain't.
That ain't.
That ain't it.
Yeah, it got to go on home.
Oh, man.
Oh, Mark is the greatest, man.
Shout to Dr. Mel.
Shout to Mark.
Word.
I don't have nothing else for you boys today, man.
It's been a good day.
It was good to have football back the other day.
I missed it.
It was good to have a Hall of Fame game.
It was good.
Yo, I like Carson Beck.
I've always liked Carson Beck.
I mean...
He's not bad.
I've always liked him.
He was in college for nine years.
How could you not like him?
He certainly probably...
I would start him over Jacoby Brissette, respectfully.
Well, they do have a quarterback controversy over there.
He was doing his thing.
Well, actually, the Carolina dude, they both did they think.
Everybody kind of cooked in that game.
Good to have football back, man.
Good to have football back.
All right, let's see here.
I'm done.
I'm done here.
Let me find some music.
There we go.
That's how I'm feeling today.
Yeah, man.
Like that.
You guys.
Deshawn over Shador?
No.
Shador's going to take that.
Well, if Shad gets his shit together, then I love to show him before all the injuries and all off the field shit happened.
Yeah.
He's super talented if he can get back to that.
I don't know if he can get back to that.
Listen, man, hopefully you've enjoyed this broadcast as much as we've enjoyed delivering it to you.
Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time, we bid you ado, farewell, adios, seriva, dirchi,
asta, aftia, au revoir. So long, goodbye. Well, simple head now will suffice, man.
Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass, so let's make this one last as if it's all.
We have
Last but certainly not least
The baddies are insecure
The stagnant women want to travel
When the closed minded women want you to teach them things
Grab you with Tylenol, you might need it
Shout out to anybody traveling
Anybody at the beaches
Anybody outside enjoying some of this last minute
Good weather we got
Shout to anybody got stranded
Anybody that got stranded out of town
There was a whole bunch of JCP fans
Petronis in the line with me
Shout out there
Right out there, yeah
Good dad,
why you ain't hoping to pay for the stay?
I had to figure out how to pay for Wednesday.
Shit.
Did you have a sweet?
Good dad parks back today, man.
Did you have you back, bro?
A sweet?
Yeah.
Define sweets.
Oh, shit.
How you define sweet?
Bigger than a regular room?
Yeah.
I mean, it had a little kitchenette.
Oh, you had a sweet.
He'd be bawling.
Kitchenette?
Yeah.
You got a fucking.
Yeah, you got a condo.
You got a kitchenette.
I wouldn't exactly
cooking there or nothing
but there was a sink in the
foyer
up my room
You and Remain feel like
flipping something out there
huh?
Huh?
I know my girl
My girl flip something
You're the pussy
Made some friends
Glad you back
Glad to have you back man
What's everybody on this week
Anything anything?
Chris Brown
Chris Brown Usher
You know where I'm at
Chris Brown Usher
Oh shit that's
Chris Brown Usher
is this weekend. It's tomorrow.
Happy birthday, Munchy. I love you.
I won't be able to make it because I'll be at a funeral.
But yeah, have a good time. Have fun out there.
Let me know how it is, Frie.
Michelle, Michelle.
All right, man, that's it. What you all on? Work, work, work.
Out of town, building, building. I'll be in Philly, the family.
I'm going to see how many empties I can take back to try to recoup from this trip.
That's about it.
And don't forget August 11th.
This Tuesday, Crime in America.
Yeah, you fucking true crime, niggas.
Y'all thought y'all was safe over there.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
I can't believe they thought they were just gonna run it up without me.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Yeah, let's come on, man.
Let's get this shit in the right way.
Make sure they have a good weekend out there.
Keep the vibes high, energy up out there.
Is, take back what you said about me about Rock On and my white bag.
Take it back, boy.
He got the...
Telling.
Rock on, I'm gonna see you, dog.
Soon.
It's coming.
I ain't never heard.
I've been listening to Rock on since 0-7, nigga.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, my white boy, these niggins are drinking.
You've never heard of Joe, bud?
JVP, JVP,
why aren't you be without the JVP?
