The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 960 | "Little Italy"
Episode Date: September 2, 2026Off of Joe's 46th birthday, the crew reacts to the party over the weekend which included Joe getting engaged along with the announcement of a baby girl on the way (19:45). Joe then sends his thank-you...s to everyone involved (30:46), the room reacts to Ish and Joe wearing the same color jacket (1:09:17), and more on the NFL scammer story as a man defrauds women out of $1.3 million (1:22:53). Keefe D has been found guilty in the murder of Tupac (1:47:00), more trial updates including D4vd, MO3, and Lil Durk (1:54:38), and Marc Lamont Hill discusses clipper-gate (2:08:54). Also, the JBP reacts to NORE and DJ Vlad beefing (2:33:35), a Bank of America VP was stabbed and killed in New York leading the room to debate deescalation following the death of the assailant (2:45:18), and more. Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden
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You know, it was gonna pounded.
Go ahead, put the shades on, dude.
Go ahead, man, I don't know.
You ever see, like, National Geographic
when the lion walk around
and the gazelle just over there chilling?
And they don't stand a chance.
I was a gazelle.
Nigger.
Me and ICE was just watching you the whole time.
Yo, look at you, look at your man.
Look at your man.
Yo, cut that off.
He's not doing that.
Me in Parks, yo.
Look at your man.
This thing is amazing.
I was watching the coat.
I stayed extra hour just to watch him.
I was the gazelle.
I think that's actually true.
I think that's actually true.
He ain't wrong.
I thought you had caught footage of my son.
I think you caught footage at my section party.
I was saying, you play different.
Oh, any footage that I catch of my friends at my party
is for my personal viewing.
Got it.
Got it.
Never to be brought to a public broadcast as huge as this one.
I was blessed to be around people that actually know me.
So it comes as no surprise to anyone here that, of course, I have recording.
That's a fact.
That should talk about here.
That's a fact.
You all know that before you came here.
Good.
Now, I thought I almost got caught one time.
I don't know to get that flash off or on.
Cut my little shit off.
The light beam, whee.
I was like, oh, man, you got to see me.
But my boy ain't seen me.
And locked.
He's locked and loaded.
You play different outside, boys.
Yo, boy, you play different outside, yo.
Can you just, wait, wait, before we, can you tell us we was right about?
When we said, it's just going to make this grand entrance.
He's going to be there.
Fashionably late.
Fashionably late.
And you've argued us down and told us that would not happen.
I just want to, can you say we was right?
I'm late everywhere I go.
That's that old loophole.
No, I didn't...
Yo, have fun with us today, dog.
I'm chilling.
Have fun with us today.
We don't need serious, educated, prodigy.
I'm chilling.
Nigging, your lips matched the tongue of your sneakers,
naga, so we don't need that.
You can't hear different with your orange lips, boy.
Listen.
It killed him this day.
You all right, you're right.
I'm gonna say it, nigga.
The way you moved in there, nigga,
disco inferno, let's go.
You're not rocking with a pro.
You wasn't even there.
Nick, I saw you, but it don't matter.
When I walked in, that energy just hit me.
I saw you, boy, doing a little.
dance like this in the corner.
I'm like, oh, he dancing the same dance to every song.
Oh, you're bodying that shit.
What are you dancing?
To the BPM, he fucked me up with that.
Every song you just kept doing this shit.
I'm like, oh, should I.
They was watching you.
No disrespect to nobody.
But people, you look nice.
You look amazing.
But we got to get on you.
It's all right.
It's normal for you to walk to somebody else's party.
And we got to fucking wait for you.
That's not what happened.
We waited for you to take a picture, boy.
I know.
25 minutes.
The camera.
What's my man named?
The cameraman?
Silver.
Silver.
Shout to silver.
Shout to silver.
We got everybody.
Let's take it.
Come on, y'all.
We started already.
We've been started.
We've been started.
I'm on you.
It's his birthday.
Indeed.
And what a time it was.
Amazing.
What a time it was.
Listeners, viewers, we're probably going to be talking about this party for a while.
I apologize.
Oh, let me give the disclaimer.
Listen.
You've got to push the button a whole lot.
No, no, skip the episode.
Just watch these episodes.
Honestly.
We'll get to Kee-D at some point.
If it needed to be said, if you are not trying to hear about my birthday dinner slash celebration, then you should skip this episode.
No, they want to hear.
But if they're not trying to hear, like, they want to hear.
They want to hear it.
It ain't this one.
They should skip.
Yeah, it's a hot take.
We're going to talk about it.
Well, it'll be hot takes about us.
Yeah.
For sure, for sure.
I mean, hopefully.
Internal hot takes.
My boy.
Okay, two things for you before we start.
Can we get the, because I'm starting and then, I mean.
It's your birthday, bro.
It's not how to do with me.
Oh, it's your.
It was your birthday.
It was your birthday.
It was your birthday, nigga.
Come on.
You got to accept it, bro.
You're not the same fit.
But you're not the only one that was moving crazy too.
Did you all plan that?
Yeah, look, yeah, he knows.
He knows he was moving crazy.
You're man right here.
He said he's going to wear white earlier.
Did Joe and I play?
Wait, no, let's save that for the music.
Let's leave some suspense there.
Let's leave some suspense there.
Can we get back to what I said?
Can we just get a, yo, y'all was right about how I would enter?
Because we did predict it to a team.
I don't, you got to explain it.
What you mean?
You said you're going to be there early.
They said you're going to be late.
I came late.
But I didn't do no.
grandiose bullshit y'all be talking about.
But if everybody's...
You go straight to the seat because you didn't have a seat.
I didn't have a seat.
So you had to stand there and look around which could be interpreted as an entrance.
What happened was...
I'll tell you what happened.
What happened was my bowtie was fucked up.
Oh shit.
So I hit Kino.
Kino the only nigga I knew out of tie a bowtie.
So I hit Kino before I came.
He was supposed to come outside and help me tie my bowtie.
Like, yo, I'm to the door.
Because I didn't want to walk in with a fucking...
You know what I'm saying?
So when I got there,
Keen, I was like, yo, I forgot.
I go in the bathroom with Mo, your cousin,
Mo.
It's me Moe and Savan in the bathroom
for fucking ever trying to help me
fix my bowtie.
My shit was fucked up,
fuck up.
It was your birthday, too, man.
That's all this is it sounds like.
So when I was in the bathroom for Matt Long.
He had a bathroom meeting this nigga crazy.
The best part about Isch is that he don't know
about the Is show.
Yeah.
He really don't know.
So I'm in the bathroom.
Me, say,
yeah,
ask Seyvon right there.
Ask Sevon of them line.
It's me moan and a little ass.
We believe you,
though.
I mean,
everything you said.
We understand that.
You know the many times
I've had someone tie my bowtie for me?
One time and that was my wedding day.
That day was the park show.
So that's all we're saying.
I'm low.
All right.
You got it.
How long it took for them to help you?
Mad long.
No,
we in a bad.
It's three grown men.
Getting ready.
In a little ass bathroom, bro.
We tried trying to fix my shit.
It wouldn't work.
We was in there so long.
Once you got it right.
Yeah, I never got it right.
We're on fire.
You know, bro.
No, I don't care.
No, I don't care.
No, I want to finish.
No, because it's not entertainer.
We take it to what's entertaining.
We don't care to say Bard and Alex.
No.
But once you finish, bro.
Yeah, so when I walked out,
Mo like no, nigger, come with me right now
to tell my wife that the reason that I
been gone for 30 minutes, it's because of that.
So when I came out the bathroom,
I immediately walked the Mo table
to tell his wife, like,
no, he was over here with me, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That sounds like a good alibi.
That's a great alibi.
The first thing I want to tell my wife
I wasn't on bullshit, is it?
I heard the same plan
come together with Rich Dollars and Peter Gunn's
in Francisco
one time.
Yo, I think I know
was happening in that bathroom now.
He's fixing the tie.
You got it.
You're an idiot.
Hey, but once y'all got it right.
I walked in.
I walked a mole table.
I looked around.
I seen mad niggas.
All the tables was packed.
I sat down.
You just don't get it.
You know.
Yo, could you shut the fuck up?
No, man, you try to create some bullshit.
All I said was once you got the tie right.
I know.
Go ahead.
I'm going to let you rock.
Do your thing.
Thank you.
Now.
But once they game together
and got that tie right
got that rose right and that rose right.
It stayed right for the rest
of the night.
What, y'all diggers, one.
You, no.
Can't touch.
My boy, because he was moving around.
The tie stayed still.
It still was mad still.
But, no, they fixed it.
The boy back, Boy Scout knock.
Like, Slipknot.
That was some shit.
Windsor.
Yeah.
But once he was moving and shaking,
he was moving.
He had a tank top boy at one point.
And I appreciate Freeze for coming.
Freeze tapped me.
He said, yo,
just check him in all right, dude.
Check him here.
I looked.
And sure enough, it was my man.
Yeah.
And I checked him out.
But then it was so good.
Freeze eventually,
I left me when to have fun.
I stayed on the trail.
Investigative journalism right there.
That's car.
Cry him at the dinner bar.
I stayed on the trail.
Boy, it was fun.
I can't wait for him out of gear.
I can't wait for him to get here, too.
He's another one I got to talk to, boy.
Oh, man.
Now, no, hold on.
Before we start, there's another one that was in Redmore,
boy.
Yeah, man.
Dr. Marklema.
The doctor?
The doctor?
My man was preparing for a night.
Hey, honey, here, take this drink.
My son was preparing.
He was working out in there.
Right, freeze.
I'm like, are you good, sir?
He was preparing.
Shout out the doctor.
The doctor.
No disrespect.
But he was preparing.
So we had an inside joke,
meet him and freeze.
I say, yo, I see what you doing.
The wife is drinking.
She's having fun.
And you over there stretching.
You plan on turning up tonight.
The nigger started to smile,
nigger, and flex, sir.
No.
Is it right, freeze?
He's right.
He's not lying.
Yo, I said, you haven't gotten it in a while.
I talked to get in quite.
You know, they said I live to the contact crew.
I'm asking them this.
Mid-party.
His wife is like,
what's going on?
He's going to end up telling me
later in the car anyway.
I said, no disrespect, Doc,
this is between us.
I said, I kept rubbing his shoulder
and the nigga strong up here.
I said, oh, you're playing on doing the...
You're playing on lifting the night,
boy.
It rains?
He's crazy, sir.
Go ahead.
Go ahead and get a drink.
You got some of a tote tape
from the trash.
Go ahead and take a sip.
Go ahead and get you a little sip or something.
He crazy.
I ain't go old you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Ain't a good time.
on you.
The think pieces I was coming up with.
And they were all toxic.
First of all, Mark, you looked great.
You did.
You did.
You stepped it up.
You stepped it up.
You fixed it.
And that was black.
Yes.
That was a black suit.
It wasn't off gray.
That was black.
You brought the suit from last year downstairs in the lobby to put on on the
Patreon, but then we ended up having guests so he didn't do it.
This shit was the silverest of silver.
It was nice.
It was in your eyes.
Oh, okay.
No, the sun is in your eyes.
Something of your eyes.
And then I saw his beautiful wife, and I said,
okay, there's a few, I got a few working theories here.
One was what Flip came up with, is, oh, they ain't fucked in a while.
Because you fucked up last time, I was game of the shit.
Yeah.
They ain't fucked in May.
They ain't fucked in a while.
It might be some marital shit going on.
there. It might be something
happening right there. That was one working
theory. My second working theory
was, oh, she tired
she tired of us playing with Mark.
She tired of us talking to him like
he the ugly duck went now.
She showed up.
She definitely checked Flipwin a content house.
She did. She did.
She did. She checked me on it.
She said, look, she said, I keep seeing
these comments about a content house and Mark
not being home. She said, when is he never not home?
She said, so I was confused. I said,
between Mark and I.
I hate what niggas tell
a while shit.
Nica, she walked this a shirt
and so, man.
I didn't know.
America did.
It was a good time, y'all.
We'll talk about it.
We'll talk about it.
We're going to talk about it for sure.
That's a fact.
That's a fendi.
Hey, what's happening here?
Hey, Joe, why you look for that?
Is Trey coming up here today?
Is Trey coming up here today?
Yeah.
Hopefully not.
Oh, okay.
Trey had a duffel.
Hopefully.
You know.
Trey, nigga.
I'm having a daughter.
Trey had a duff.
Nigger talking to me about a son.
I'm having a daughter.
I don't want to hear about Trey.
I gave Trey 20.
Girl Dad power, right?
I gave Trey 25 years of me.
Don't talk to me about it.
Now you want shit on sons?
You were such a Trey.
He had a son.
Tons.
Tick had to ask me about my son.
Girl Dad.
I thought that was loser shit.
What?
What?
What are we going to throw up?
If I can't ever get this clip, if I can't ever get this clip,
if we're going to talk about it.
I don't know if any of you guys have been to couple of therapy,
but have you ever won an argument in front of an audience?
Yo, that's just invigorated, but.
First session out, therapist, Mark, you know what?
You have a point.
And I was like, let's fucking go.
Let's go.
You have to catch a dub in therapy?
Damn feels good.
I was getting ASMR talking.
I was like, damn, man.
I look this here,
that's a remix.
Why not?
Come on, man.
Come on DMC.
Y'all knew what time he was.
I'm still floating.
Yo, shout to S&S on the music,
S&S and his son.
Shout to D. Nights on the music, man.
D. Nights got busy.
Good vibes.
And the S&S was playing,
mixtape Luther Vandra somehow.
That word.
He played a couple of Luther joints.
I had no idea what was going on.
He bugged out.
Shout to everybody came out.
Shout to all the burgos out there.
Always for the ladies.
You know what I mean?
Shout to all the comedy.
Only jagged edge will put that in the song.
We ain't getting no younger.
We might as well do it.
Yeah.
Whenever I'm in the building,
shout out to all the beautiful people
that flew in for that party.
I appreciate it.
I love y'all.
Brooklyn nigginson showed up Brooklyn, Brooklyn.
Like Queens the building.
Queens was definitely in the building.
All the Patrony's on.
The food was delicious.
It was.
You did that.
You absolutely did that.
The food was amazing.
The dessert was amazing.
We had a time.
Shout to everybody that gave a speech.
I appreciate you.
I'm telling myself.
I don't want nobody else to ever love me.
You are my shining, start my dying,
like my love that to see.
I mean, I'm already starting my wedding playlist.
This is on it.
This is on it.
Don't worry about it.
One of my favorite songs ever.
Y'all know the vibes.
Y'all know the vibes in my shit.
I still remember in the days when I was scared to touch you up.
How I spend my daydream and planning how to say feelings deep enough to swimming.
That's when you opened up your heart and you told me to be here.
I don't know if it's happening next year. I'd be honest with you.
Gotta be honest with you.
Might be time to sit my old ass down now.
I just don't want to stop.
I don't want to stop.
Too much.
Never too much.
Yeah, yeah, here we go.
Yeah, I might have to sit my happy ass down
next year for a minute.
Might have to do something more cost efficient.
I get that, yeah, I mean.
Gotta see how the business goes.
My whole body gets...
Let's keep this applause going right quick.
Numb-n-n-n-knude your button.
Let me get these drops out the way.
We gotta have a good time today.
So glad y'all could be here with me.
It's good!
Who is that?
Who is that?
Network.
All right, what episode is this?
960.
Welcome to episode 960 of the Joe Button podcast.
I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, extremely happy to be here.
46 years wiser.
46 years around the earth engaged.
A fiance.
I'm a whole fiance now, you guys.
It's different.
It's a different club, man.
I've been the Target.
I've been to building the shop right down there,
just in the street of traffic lights.
The bus driver opened up the little slide window.
Joe!
Congratulations!
Yo!
Welcome to the cloud everywhere I go.
You guys have been just welcoming me with open arms.
All of the married and engaged community out there.
I appreciate it.
Welcome.
Welcome.
I am so late here.
So glad to be here with my people now.
Right?
Surrounded by the people.
It just gives, you know, my birthday was yesterday.
And I was out with my baby and we met a couple of people that she hadn't, she didn't know.
So I introduced her.
This is my fiance
It's all heavy
I gotta tell you guys out there with girlfriends
Those people
Feel different
Yeah
And a few are amongst us
Oh my gosh
Wait till you get to wife
A few are amongst us
Wait till you get to wife
It's even better
Oh I can't wait
I can't wait
I cannot wait
It's coming
It's happening
Oh a few more lawyer bill
You know what I mean
But it's definitely coming
But yeah fiance
Just has a different weight
A different ring to it
Some substance.
Some substance behind it.
It's not just, oh, you've been together for your boyfriend.
Girlfriend, what will be 13?
Going steady.
What, yeah, what do we do?
Are we writing a note, check yes, check no?
Are we in junior fucking high school, 46?
What a girlfriend?
Ew.
It's so ghetto, right?
I feel you.
It's like your first time in first class.
Oh, my God.
They travel that way.
Back there.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Shit.
Shout out to my
engaged community
out there.
Indeed.
Glad to be here
with you guys.
To my right.
Well, wait,
you mentioned,
you know,
you were saying,
oh, I didn't say
who this was bored by.
Let me get to that.
This episode is brought to you
by a few by power,
by a prize,
Big Priceies gang.
Yeah.
All right, back to freeze.
Now, you were saying,
you know,
how the term girlfriend
is such just
just like the
I'm not even really supposed to be speaking to you.
But you are though.
But you are though.
Mark.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, honestly.
You can I got one to be one?
My brothers is, my-
I'm asking for one.
Real quick, though.
People with big plans for their long-term relationship.
But you are supposed to be speaking to me.
All right, so I'm back to you.
You are supposed to be speaking to me.
What happened, my brother.
Because now you and his girl dad,
club.
My, now you're here.
Now you hear.
Now you hear.
Now you hear, all the shit you talk.
He had another one.
All the shit you talk.
You hear.
So now we welcome you hear.
We welcome you.
Reverse.
Reverse.
Reverse.
This one, I don't have a proper comeback for it.
I'll be honest with you.
First of all, girl dads, there's a lot of them here.
I'm surrounded by them.
No, no, no, you them.
I am.
Yeah.
I'm down now.
The secret's out.
I had about a two-month run of knowing I was having a daughter and throwing it in these guys'
faces that they were girl dads and I was not.
And they had to keep it a secret dad to hold.
I hate that shit.
I'm not bored.
Every time I said it, they can boil their fist up at me.
Yo, did you know?
Did you know?
I'm like, yes.
I don't know nothing, bro.
I don't know.
A few things about this girl dad thing, right?
And I'm so happy to be in this club, too.
I'm so happy to be in this club too.
I can't wait.
I did a lot of research and discovery in the years leading up to this moment to find out what it is about being a girl dad.
Right?
I was inquisitive.
I asked questions.
I polled my fucking girl dad network.
I said, hey, what's the big difference, man?
And for years, all any girl dad could say to me was, oh, man, you're going to, it's just different, man.
I can't explain it.
Something about having a daughter.
Got it.
Now that I'm having one, I can come and finally tell you guys the truth, which is what no girl dad wants to say,
because it's really a reflection and an indictment on them.
Number one, no matter what we do and no matter what we say as dads,
not girl dads, but boy dads, if you observe your sons long enough,
if you just look at them and how they're out in the world and how they,
with their mom and all of that shit, right, the boys, they're never going to quite love us the way
loved the mom.
That is a fact.
That is a fact.
Nobody ever told me that.
But now that I'm looking at my sons and yeah, they got like a love for their mom that
almost make you want to tell them the truth about who she was.
But you can't because you mature.
You can't tell them that you know a different mother than they know.
So you just kind of got to kind of got it just let it rock and eat that.
So no girl dad ever said, yo, the boys just ain't going to love you the way that the girls will.
That would have been understandable to me.
The second reason is the one that's a little more important.
If you have sons and you watch them and you observe them, they're a little slow.
Boys are slow.
They slow, yo.
There's nothing you can do about it.
There's just a guy.
There's just a slowness that's attached to guys that's a lot more common.
You're almost in all when you see like a.
slow girl.
Like, oh shit, this bitch is.
They got other little quirks, some
emotional shit, they might be, oh,
whatever, but slow!
They don't be slow.
The boys,
we can't, you know,
my kids listen.
We can't really tell the truth about it.
But girl dads can't tell the, you can't say
that the boys are slow. Now that I'm here, I'm
saying it. The boys are slow.
I got to have a daughter to look
after the boys.
I got to have a daughter to look after me.
That's a fact.
So I'm very happy to be in this club with my fiancé,
who I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life.
I'm so excited.
But let me introduce you guys too.
It's not just about me.
To my right, another one of my brothers married long time in the game.
His wife early knew what time it was, locked it down,
made her sit in the house for 27 years.
Yeah, big queens.
No, I did it.
Queens get the money.
You know how Jamaican queens give it up.
Hey, married her young, made a sit down in a house in fucking Bermuda.
No, she was moving around.
Oh, that's how I was moving around.
Then I'm wrong.
Then I'm wrong.
Shout to lane.
Shout to late.
Come on, man.
Next to him.
Come on, man.
Another one was out there at the colleges trying to fuck teachers.
Was out there in the streets.
out there in the streets slinging his dick
through the academic world,
but found the love of his life.
That's right.
Made the big move.
Married in the game.
Mr. Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building.
Mark, how you doing, man?
Matrimonial bliss.
Good, good, good.
I love that.
My brother's right.
Next to him.
Why are you playing board music?
Whee-Woo!
B'am!
B'am!
That niggas.
The niggas, the flash.
Quick, Quicksilver and some shit, boy.
That nigga moved like Shihara.
Wait what?
He is quick.
Listen, this man needs no introduction.
The old Batman theme,
Nick.
Come on, man.
You seen him at Wawa.
You've seen him around Irvington in various places.
My son.
son don't really believe in all that
shit. So he ain't really on
what y'all talking about. He got his
and yeah she ain't pressing him about it
so that's asked what it is, nigga.
We're moving and shaking out here.
Now, big issues
in the building, man. Make some noise with big issue
in the building. Hitch, how you doing, man?
I'm great. You yourself? I couldn't be better.
Happy first, congratulations. Thank you.
Thank you. I'm really not supposed to be talking to you.
Not this week.
I can't speak to people that's unengaged.
Okay, pardon me.
This week.
Yeah.
But one of my brother, oh, and, oh, another one of my dear friends, but yuck, it's tough, man.
Single friends, right?
Oh, my God.
How do they do it?
Terrible, son.
I know he was going to be a dick.
Yo, you had to know.
You got to know.
You had to know, man.
Come on.
Hey, the freeze is something more big freeze in the building.
Freeze, what's up, man?
What's good, man.
How you doing?
I'm great.
I'm great.
Happy birthday.
Congratulations to you all again.
Thank you, my brother.
Thank you for an amazing party.
Thank you.
Really happy, really happy you came, man.
Next to him.
Elmira's finest.
Come on.
Hey, huh?
Found to love his life.
Facts.
Snatched her.
Snatched that queen away from her family in Patterson.
Made sure she didn't really communicate with them.
Locked it in a story.
Big, big parks in the building.
How you doing, man?
I'm feeling excellent, man.
What a time.
It's looking good.
You got this married glow on you at that I didn't even know this before.
Welcome to the club, man.
You can't see it.
You can get engaged.
That's the thing.
That's the thing.
You can see it now.
Well, they're all good?
Oh, great.
You're good?
They're not saying one day.
I'm amazing.
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
I'm amazing.
If they're lucky.
If they're lucky.
You have to make.
You out the matrix.
Yeah.
It's your dog.
Oh.
Oh.
Man, yeah.
How you boys are eating?
Home cook meals.
Healthily.
Oh, that's what you enjoying it?
I mean, I love it.
Oh, that's what I'm running.
What you doing?
Looking at the clock.
See how long those girlfriends like cooking.
See how long these girlfriends want to cook for you, I mean?
That ain't really such a, y'all demand, ew.
A good way to be like that.
like this.
Bo is here.
Corey is here.
Erickson is here.
Seyvon is here.
Tanner is here by remote last, but
certainly not least.
Each and every one of you very important
people out there are here.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's get to it, yo.
Go ahead, man.
I ain't going to lie, you put on the show.
We had a good time.
It was amazing.
It was a party for all of us.
It was a celebration of life.
Of prosperity.
Of love.
I'm gonna let Parks get shit off.
I got some shit for y'all.
It was absolutely nice.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
You guys had the runway.
Hey, listen.
A lot of you niggas that was there,
I didn't know what's coming.
Neither did a joke.
A lot of you niggas snuck in, but yeah,
did it right.
Yeah, put the suit on.
But I saw, I saw me and my man Corey.
Now shout to Corey, yo.
He wouldn't let that thing go, too.
He had no one.
His girl that says hip, bough.
He has some jail shit.
I'm like, unison.
I don't understand what he's doing.
He wasn't the niggas that just got a groove
and he's not laying this piece.
Go shout to Corey, he's not playing.
Right by saying, hey, yo, you want a drink?
Are you coming with me to get the drink?
I saw it.
I watched Corey.
I watched him.
Sounds like gentleman's shit to me.
Shiverry's a lot.
That's all.
Okay.
We're feeling in the great mood, so I'm not going to go down the nigger hole.
Um, pause.
But, yes.
Oh, crazy.
A lot of you niggas
was not invited, but you showed up
and you showed up well, but we're going to get to you.
Because I saw a lot of, I could tell what a nigga not invited.
They took the good seats too.
You could tell because you rushed to the seat.
You don't ever sit down with swag.
Oh, they were on the main floor?
They didn't go in the auxiliary room?
No, I ended up in the auxiliary floor.
McCoy was upstairs.
They was in the main seats.
And I was like, I don't even think Joe likes that nigga.
He doesn't.
He don't.
Exactly.
He was like, you fucking see in my seat.
Well, that was the different part this year.
Last year, well, for starters, I came late last year.
Well, later than I would have liked to come.
And everybody was kind of in the bar area.
I don't know if they allowed people to sit down.
It didn't.
I changed that this year.
I was like, I don't want people just in that bar area.
Yeah, because that got crazy.
Because I'm expecting way more people.
It was crowded.
And that was packed last year.
So this year, people got to their seats.
Like, especially the people that were there last year.
Like, my mom, she just went right to.
Listen, I'm going.
I don't care if it's open or not.
Me and all my 30 people I got,
people went to the seats,
and then it became musical chairs.
Then I heard issue in my head like seat charts.
But I don't know if that would have done me any good
because people last minute, plus one, plus two,
plus three, and these are people that I love.
And again, I'm appreciative of everybody that came,
all were welcome.
And the people that weren't welcome,
I told the person that they came with
to get them out of there immediately.
Me, Freeze and our significant others
or, you know, girlfriends.
and, you know, laid claim pretty.
Hold on.
We laughing and joking.
That's still my significant other,
or girlfriend.
My bad.
Fuck all that.
My bad.
All right.
All right.
We read laid claim to our seats.
It's pretty real.
Significant other is like girlfriend plus.
Whatever.
That's still my significant other.
Goddamic.
It's like girlfriend with extra leg room.
We moved around our seats.
You said it's the economy plus.
Yeah.
That's when the girlfriend niggers know that they shouldn't say it.
So they try to find something else.
I was partnering.
partnering them for four years.
Everybody can say partner.
And if I don't know what somebody's relationship is, I just be like, that's your partner.
And I use partner too sometimes.
Really?
When I'm around people who don't have, who aren't married, so I don't look, I'm not
going to be like, you want to rub in their face?
Yeah, so we don't look down on them.
What are you saying?
I'm married Greece.
Yes, we moved around our seat.
We did, we did.
We went late claim pretty early, yeah.
Yeah.
But again, I want to shout out, I want to shout out the DJ
D-Nice, S&S, his son, so many people came out,
a lot more people came out than last year.
Oh, yeah.
Last year, we had, we had, call it a buck 25, 125 people in there.
But again, last year, it fell on Labor Day, too.
A lot of people weren't there.
Because last year, you could tell it was a lot,
just the way they did the tables.
Even last year, when people came late,
they set up like two or three extra tables towards the back.
This time, they had that whole upstairs.
I know they had an upstairs in that bitch.
Then they, once that was full, then they did the back.
They did the bar.
Then they had people sitting over there by the bar.
Well, I had to tell them to add tables.
Because I looked at the place and it was packed.
Upstairs was packed.
Yeah.
And the place was packed.
And then I'm like, no, no, there's a second wave.
There's another wave coming.
But, Joe, it was a special wave.
Because I went down to give my way for a drink.
And in the bar area, it was like 25.
I don't see people.
And then that part.
You know, yo.
You, yo, when that happened,
a holding pin for holes.
It was like,
he's not lying, bro.
He's not lying, bro.
All the nightlights here, okay.
I was like, goddamn.
But why's the guy's going to get that drink?
I was looking at the venue.
And she was clear.
They ran out.
They ran out of liquor.
You know, the bartender.
They made it run out of liquor.
They did.
They ran out of juice.
They made a fresh whiskey.
So when I'm seeing that.
Because I'm looking at them.
I'm seeing my family. I'm seeing her family.
That's deep. And I'm seeing the close
friends. We did
it. We packed up. I see my crime in America people.
Charlotte, Selena, was so happy to see y'all.
You're always a vibe the entire night.
Facts. So glad that y'all came.
Because
without blowing it up,
Charlotte is like that.
She's really her. And when she
come from, she's like that.
So for that, white person
to have
zero problem, shaking a tail.
I'm putting my dress on, I'm getting my ear done.
I know it's going, we partying.
Absolutely love that.
So that was big, but yeah.
And then when I walked into the bar, like Mark is saying,
people were eating there.
Yeah.
So I made them bring out a table.
They said, all right, we'll bring out one table.
I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not one table.
We're going to need more than one table.
She said, I'll bring out two tables.
I said, you're not understanding what I'm saying.
Move this portable bar.
Put nothing but tables here.
Clear the gifts off of the corner table.
People are going to sit over there.
And that was it, but that holding area.
There you go.
It was nice.
That second wave.
By then your bowtide thing was fixed.
What would you say?
He was in that second wave.
He wasn't.
He was in the whole area.
He don't even drink.
What the fuck is you still here?
This is on the first part.
Gingerbe.
I saw it.
I'm like, hmm.
It was a lot of.
It was a beautiful room.
It was.
It was.
It was.
It was a beautiful, beautiful room.
The best thing to me, like, you could feel the love in the ear.
Like, niggas came, they love you.
They came out, like, genuinely, sincerely.
The energy in the room was just on a high.
It was nice.
No, I'm serious.
It was.
It was like, it was a love in the air.
Everybody said that you could kind of feel the love in the room.
So much so that if a few people were guessing that a proposal was coming just based off how it felt in the room.
It was a really, really, really good.
feeling in the building overall like it was niggas you didn't know you ain't
you like what I'm like it was it was just like that it was just a whole
euphoric feeling and it just was a testament to how niggas came out for you and
they really really love you it was dope no for me when I tell you that every
aspect of my entire life was in there like that's the part that just made it
kind of and looking good you for it to me like my cousins flew from down
south like mad cousins flew from
down south.
Yeah, I was talking to a lot of them.
Me too.
Oh, they had a blast.
Cousins had a blast.
My cousins had an absolute blast to nobody.
But I'm just saying, they flew in and was on some nigga.
Why would I not flying?
Fucking her whole family flew in.
Fucking Michael Paul, Dana, his whole table.
Fucking.
Oh, so Buck, Buck and his brothers.
Dubby into ransom.
into fucking my death jam people.
Sav is in there.
The people that was working records for me.
Fucking Mike Kaiser is in here.
He can't, Mike, Mike Kaiser, I got you.
Say less.
My boy, he's another one.
My boy don't, hear me, but, you know,
Mike came in doing with Suss 1.
Like, it was just, Webb came in with the people
that he'd been with for the last 30 years.
They weren't dressed properly,
but I knew what time it was.
No, they looked good.
They looked good.
They looked good.
They look good. Everyone was dressed.
They looked good on the type of time that they into.
They look good.
But I expect that.
Webb was there.
Webb was there.
That was my aunt Diane was there.
Like fucking everybody, B-Dodd, Blue, Olu.
It's just so many people.
So many people.
I love Mike.
Mike is one of my favorite people in the world, man.
I love Mike.
Talking of Mike was great.
I absolutely love Mike.
And his recap.
His shit he was saying on Twitter.
He was killing it.
Yeah, he was.
He was absolutely killing it.
I was to Mike.
And I know he, the people that were in that room, I know love me like I love them.
And Mike is special to me because me and him almost fought.
Like in a slaughterhouse business meeting.
It's funny.
He was like, yo, I'm so proud of you and, you know, how you've come up over the years.
I'm happy to see it.
And I'm like, Mike, me too.
Yeah.
Because I remember old Mike.
Mike is probably the first person where I asked, hey, what's a podcast?
What is that?
back when we were having whatever talk we were having
about where rappers should really be ranked
to whatever year that was.
But it was just so many people.
My nightlife people showed up.
Sure did.
I mean, Carlos from Dream came in with his wife
and all of these people bought their wife.
Or bought their husband.
Or it was just, it was couples.
And it wasn't.
Nick Storm came out.
Had a blast.
Nick Storm came out with his crew.
That was absolutely beautiful.
Angie stayed.
Most of the night.
Most of the night with her crew Tiff, Chris Green.
Chef Tony Pop, then.
Come on, man.
Melba came.
I felt so bad Melba came.
She's had to walk.
There's nowhere to sit.
It's like, how we don't have a C for fucking Mel?
I love Melvacame.
Like, nigger stepped.
Yeah.
Nigger stepped.
Something must have happened.
What you mean?
Niggas, there was a lot of motherfuckers.
Oh, yeah.
It was just a lot.
And it was mostly to dress code.
Mostly to dress code.
Why would they not be?
It was celebrating you, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Nah, niggas.
But various reasons.
Not just that, though.
Like, coming off of last year, it was almost like a, damn, I missed that one.
I can't.
It's like the hit event.
It's the fun ball, man.
Yeah, seriously.
Now, now it's become that.
It is.
Ash, fluent.
Word.
Niggas ain't missing this one.
Her and Jen there was, was a male mad photographers in there.
They killed it too.
Echo, Nodge,
Rube, fucking the twins,
Tilani, like it was anybody
that I got love for
was there with that same love for me.
So, I mean, that felt really, really, really good.
It did, it did.
Fucking Adam was there from prize picks.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Oh, yeah, niggas a billion and up in there.
Word.
It's a billion and up in there.
He was at that table.
He was cool as shit.
Don't sleep.
Yeah, he's cool, yeah.
Don't sleep.
Oh, oh.
Hold up, Nancy.
I talked to him.
There's a lot of money.
We got to say, look at a nice little talk.
I bet you did.
Perfect timing.
I bet you did.
I wish Mark just come out and say he's down with the capitalist.
He down with us.
One of these days?
He's down.
He's down with us.
It's going to get to a point where he can't deny it.
It's good for his brand, too.
They're going to welcome him.
Oh, but everybody.
He's going to lose some people.
He's going to get a fuck.
He's going to gain a lot.
He's going to lose them.
Outpouring.
going to your dark stuff.
Total outpouring of
of love.
The speeches.
Thanks, Rem.
Yeah, thanks Rem.
Yeah, she was like,
he better give me the mic,
man.
It's my fucking idea.
She was going to say it.
She was like,
I'm going to say it
if I get the mic.
He's made all these jokes
about what I did
in my party
and they took it for his shit.
Y'all,
I had a long list
of people
that I wanted to do a speech.
I was writing one in my head.
I had one.
You better be on point.
Save it.
It's coming.
It's coming
whenever the next one is.
But I had a long list
of people I wanted to give a speech.
I must have lost track of the time in the night.
Yeah.
Because it wasn't that many.
After the proposal, you couldn't do nothing else.
Yeah, he said, well, it wasn't that many at all.
Amani gave a speech that was beautiful.
Kino, Kino gave a really heartfelt speech that was absolutely awesome.
Michael Paul is always great.
He killed that.
Ian.
And Ian's comedy bit.
When they get money, they just be doing that anymore.
What the fuck is that?
Ian doing a comedy bit.
I looked at Ian,
I almost slapped this,
what the,
like, Ian, okay.
All right.
I enjoyed Ian.
Ian, listen, I enjoy it too.
Yeah, Ian, what the fuck.
Ian, I enjoyed Ian's comedy bit.
It was a roast.
It was a roast.
It was a roast.
I enjoyed it the whole night.
Yeah, Ian.
Yeah, Ian.
People be listening to these big brook.
I just said he was great.
What art was there?
Huh?
Which one of your aunts was there?
A man, I thought, Maherana.
Audea.
Don't Diana not trying to hear that.
Oh, Diane could have killed Ian.
This is the man that got him all this man in suit.
She's not trying to hear that.
I'm like, Ian.
It's not the time.
And look at you.
So Ian went up there and gave, he went up there and grabbed the mic and he pulled his phone out.
Like, he had notes.
I said, oh, shit.
I saw the script.
I wrote a little something down.
I'm like, yo, from the heart, he was like, nah.
From the script.
From the script.
I was like, oh, yeah, I thought he was about to smoke this shit on
some sentimental shit.
You get up there, start talking about Joe Button dresses like,
Joe Button dresses like, Joe Button looks like,
I'm Joe Button's gay lover, I'm Joe Button.
I'm like, yo, dog, it's killers.
And billionaires.
You don't even know what you're at.
Let me tell you who's in his room.
All walks of life.
See, the problem is he only know 10 years Joe.
It's people here from all over.
And that was another just beautiful thing.
about it. The business people
with the pressure
that was running around. I'm just
called it pressure. Sure. It was pressure
in the building. Mixed with the street
niggas, mixed with the family, mixed
with her family, mixed with the DJs,
mixed with entertainment, it's just what a mix.
And everybody just mingle.
Like, it wasn't even clickish.
Like, you know, the business people stayed over there
and everybody just...
Let's get to the most. My 520 boys.
My 520 boys pulled up.
I super appreciate that. I love y'all.
extended pod family to me, y'all already know that.
B-Hin gave a speech.
Behan gave a speech.
You got up and said, I know this nigga only from loving hip-hop.
Everybody got a good chuckle out of that shout to B-Hen.
Let's get to the most important speech.
Dern your leisure dudes was there.
They was, definitely.
Shout out.
Shout out to them.
But yeah, my baby gave a speech.
She did.
My baby gave a speech.
And she did great.
I went and checked with Joe beforehand.
I'm like, you're doing the thing tonight?
And he said, I might do it when she gives the speech.
So I've warned Rem.
No, it was a...
This might be happening.
It was only to let people in there and knew what was going on.
Your little thumb was shaking.
I was mad at you.
You were scared to death, bro.
Your hair was shaking.
I'm tapping your mother like.
Then she left you.
The rapper brain started working.
Because she left the nigger the perfect alley.
Oh, she said, yo, I just want to welcome y'all for allowing me into your family, the budding family.
I said, that was it.
But don't, you're skipping over the announcement.
No, no, I'm just getting to...
That was the rapper brain.
Yeah, no, listen, she did good.
She killed it.
She absolutely killed.
She absolutely smoked her speech.
I'm mad.
We was, I was at the bar.
I was with you.
And I heard, when I heard her start talking, I couldn't really hear the speech, but I heard everybody start cheering and saying, oh, baby, baby, I tapped Cici.
Yo, go.
He about to do it.
I just knew, but that's the one, too.
But you was at which bar?
We were all at the, the, um.
No, not we were all.
The whole thing.
There's a bunch of us.
I said I was trying to get drinks from that bar
Yeah we're trying to get drinks
Respect.
They're so slow with those drinks
Yeah y'all
They were taking forever at that bar yo
We need to eat the whiskey a little more
Yeah
I walked over there for a second
And said
Oh I can be here
Oh I gotta get it
Me just standing here
It's gonna look like
I'm up to trouble
And I'm not
I am getting engaged
God damn it
But yeah no she killed it
She the girl dad announced
that nobody knew about
we had Girl Dad on the Special Team.
One of the drinks.
Men you drink.
I thought that was fly.
It was.
It was.
It got the big.
But only a few people knew.
Like, y'all knew.
My mom knew.
Angie knew.
I asked Shadele, I said,
did you have any idea
he was going to do this?
And she was like, no.
Did you know?
I was like, yeah, she cursed me out.
I'm like, what did you think
we're supposed to tell you?
Right.
I mean, it's the one thing
in seven years
that you didn't feel.
find out about.
You're a magician for that.
That's the only of my wife.
She was like, Joe said I know everything and I'd be going through his phone
and knowing all information.
I ain't know shit about this.
Couldn't text that one.
Oh, good.
Keep the shit.
Keep on a quarter phone.
Just trying to text with that.
For real, niggas was asked me.
Like, yo, do you think she know?
I'm like, if I had to bet.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sure she does know.
But she had, she had no idea.
No one I knew she didn't know.
Because I thought she would have had an inkling.
You kept pulling her back.
I was literally.
literally right, you kept pulling her.
Like, she was trying to walk away, and you're nervous,
you kept pulling her wrist. Like, no, come here.
Like, no, it ain't over. Come here. Come here.
And then I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, she ain't no.
Yeah, no, I must have been nervous.
She said my hand was shaking, too.
You were shaking, though.
You were shaking like a leaf, bro.
You were talking to yourself.
You was definitely.
No, you were shaking.
Before you even got down, I'm reading your face.
I didn't know how to do it. It's been a while.
It's been a while. It's been a while.
It's been a while. When I opened it, and it was to me,
and I did want to see it again.
So I looked at it.
Like, oh, God, damn.
That is the fly part.
Like, look at the ring yourself.
Like, you'd be like, down you want to get this shit.
Because she's sitting there like, yo, you're supposed to turn the box around so I can see the ring.
And I'm like, true.
But you know I stepped.
Yeah, this shit fired.
True, you're right.
But you know what time it is.
And you step.
You know what I did.
You know I did.
You know I step.
Hold on.
You step.
You did.
Nigger.
Gotta give you that one.
You did.
That shit was amazing.
Word.
For real.
You did.
You did that.
One of the moments for me.
Hold on.
just brush you over there. I'm not done with that.
Hold on.
No, but we still staying on that subject.
Okay.
Then you go.
No, then you go.
Could you step?
You did.
But one of the moments for me was how emotional shot their children were.
Yeah.
I was going to say, that was a highly of a night job.
That was something that hit me in real time, how just emotional and happy.
And it goes to show that how they integrate into a family or a person or trust the person that's taking care of their mom and they're comfortable here.
That was emotional.
That was emotional.
That was happy.
That was one of the, that.
made me tear up in the corner out of nowhere.
I'm like, damn, what the hell is that happening?
Yeah, well, yeah, because it's just like, right now,
brings tears to my eyes because that means something.
When the kid comes and she trusted Joe, like,
that's big.
She was happy.
That's true.
Like, I trust my mom.
Give my mom.
Get my shaves, digger.
Yeah, I trust my mom.
Come on my shades.
Come on my chair.
Throw my shades.
You're not wearing and you got green eyes, throw my shoes.
Because I'm going to cry.
No, no, no.
Like, and, and, um, not just that kids realize the struggle that they mother,
been through?
Yeah.
Yes.
So now my mom is a safe place.
Yeah.
It's a thing.
It's a thing.
Yeah, but like, right, the funny shit is, and again, I, a part of why I was so nervous is
I had a beautiful speech to give.
Oh, that goes out the window.
Out the window.
That goes out the fucking window.
I had a beautiful, wonderful speech to give about, you know, the last time we was
in this room
one year ago
I was going
through a really dark
time
and it was a
personal matter
really dark
and in a room
full of my
real shitty
situation
and in a room
full of my
loved ones
I downed the person
that would get
the quickest
and do what
need to do
I had it all mapped
that I was going
to go through
the family
and yada yada yada
I'm pretty sure
she's glad
you skipped
the shitting yourself
preference
That's the moment I knew.
I'm sure it was, but.
It's a real Joe button way to know.
But, I mean, that would do it.
That kind of wrapped it up for me.
It's like, what do we do?
We bullshit, nigga.
Yeah.
She wiped me from Ruda to the...
But anyway, but I'm like, if I give this speech up here,
I'm going to fall down on the floor and cry.
Yeah.
And I don't want to do that.
So now it's impromptu, but like it said, she threw the alley-Upe.
Oh, thanks for welcome me in the family.
I'm like, hold up.
You're not in the family yet, but let's make that right.
Right. And then I thought I was good even though I looked all goofy down near doing it.
But the moment is so beautiful. Who cares?
But as soon it was over, I got bum rushed out the way they all kind of ran to her.
And it was her moment and it was big.
Of course.
And then her daughter. Like Flip is saying.
Yeah.
Her daughter is just crying in my arms.
Like, God damn, what are you doing now?
Look.
But the joke with me and her, because her son is mad, loving.
So the son when he kick it with me is
He was happy as shit
Yo
Oh yeah
Joe
We talk like niggas
Yo football
Yo I love you
He don't have no problem saying it
So the joke with the girl is
Your dog
Enough now
Like you love me yo
And I love you
And we can say it
But that part is just
So when she's
I love you
I love it
I'm like oh my gosh
What are you doing
Yo
Yeah
And then my son is done,
she was outside crying.
My son going on the next day.
Like, she was crying for a while.
Like, he don't even understand
what that's like for,
like,
you don't know what people's relationship is
with their dads.
I've been there for seven years.
These kids were little kids.
These kids were tiny little fucking kid.
The son stepped to me.
Fucking seven years ago
because he's just a tall,
11-year-old football playing ass,
but to see that trust,
like Flip is saying,
that was absolutely people.
Here you are,
better girl dad the whole time.
Yeah, right.
That shit was crazy.
So once I got the fuck away from them.
I was like, I'm blowing this, Joe, please.
Yeah, and then I buggy.
But, yeah, it was very emotional.
Very emotional.
It was great.
It was beautiful, beautiful.
Are you glad you did the knee?
You're debating in your head to do the knee or not do the knee.
That old man shit.
Yeah, you really need to help.
I didn't want to do that.
I never wanted to do the knee.
You know, me and my fiance had been talking.
And I was like, yo, I had all these other
untraditional ways to propose in my head
without me getting on a knee.
And she was like, what are they?
I was like, well, I'd have pulled up a chair
and I'd have pulled you to sit on my lap and said something.
She's like, all that would have been cute.
And I was like, she said that too.
I was like, eh, I didn't do that.
And then one, I was going to smash cake in your face.
And by the time you wipe your eyes,
it just would have been a beautiful ring in front of you.
I'm glad you got out of bad.
I was really glad you got in.
You got in.
You got a far away from her.
Yeah.
Yeah, so by the time all my ideas were failure, I was, let me just get on one knee and say,
yo, we're doing this thing or what?
Way better.
And it was rosed to me on the internet, but it was so natural.
It was so natural to the problem.
It was, well, I mean, and again, and it was grossing you for what?
For that line.
For that line.
For that line.
Are we doing this or what?
Yeah, shut up.
It was, yeah.
And sometimes you've got to just know when to not listen to the internet.
Yeah.
It was a very natural and prompt.
to things my first proposal
that wasn't a Mona Scott Young production
seriously
I mean both proposals
have been on
television yeah yeah this is my first
proposal where
you know you feel like the work was done
yeah where you
this is my first proposal that was on my
time right
not pressured not
convinced not as a stall
tactic not as the
hey you shut the fuck up for a second
not as a showman,
but really in front of family and friends
and meaning what you say.
And that shit was just awesome, man.
Yeah, couldn't imagine a better place in time to do it.
Absolutely.
Completely surrounded by all your loved ones,
all her loved ones.
It was dope.
You couldn't have wrote it better.
Even how you popped the question,
niggas was so loud, bro.
Word.
You couldn't really ask.
Niggas went crazy in that bitch.
And then I think Michael Paul was like,
yo, you ain't even ask.
Yeah.
And then you was like,
yo, we're doing this or what?
Like, that shit was everything.
Perfect.
Flaws.
Perfect.
It was flaws.
But I did,
but we was in the gym that morning
and I didn't do no legs.
I didn't do no TK.E.
You know, your legs.
So, injuring yourself.
I was worried about you getting hurt.
Sure.
Not some stretching.
No, we did arms, shoulders,
chest, all the shit that needed the,
and it was right.
It was right.
For all of this, it was ready.
Oh, man.
But yeah, we did all that.
That one knee shit, my knee felt like it was about to explode.
And she in bliss, she don't hear me.
I'm like, yo, help me up.
Yo, I'm not joking.
This tuxedo pin is thin as hell.
My knee feel like I'm on a bullpen floor.
Ain't no carpet.
Yeah, it's bone on the floor.
Yes, me.
Help me.
My meniscus.
Yeah, but once I got up, it was great.
It was a relief.
Fucking Prince was there from Quig.
Come on, man.
Everybody was in this small fuck.
And then we go downstairs.
These things got the nerve to still be serving food.
It was little burgers.
Some chicken chicken shit around.
Some schoenay gave everybody a doggy bag to go home, a cast iron with mac and cheese in it.
I ain't get there.
Well, you ain't leave the five in the morning.
She probably didn't see you.
I was home in my bed.
By 2.45.
It must be a great show.
I love this part.
I left when Parks and Rim left.
That was like 2.30.
I left before y'all.
Yeah.
I shook your hand on my way out.
You shook a few things on your way.
That was my name, bro.
I shook a tail feather.
You shook it like a tail feather.
My boy, my boy, my boy, shook it a few things.
I went out.
It was.
O'Hrikson, Seyvon, the team.
I went outside and took my ass move home.
We know, yeah.
To get a straight home on.
A thousand percent.
My nigger, it's okay.
No, it's funny about him saying that the event was over.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I'm not.
You name in the time, Nick, the event.
No, nigga said, yo, you got home at five in the morning.
No, I didn't.
But you closed it.
You closed the event.
The bar was closed by the time you left.
I closed it, too.
I was in there with you, nigga.
That's what I almost got in.
I almost got.
I only almost got in trouble one time of the night.
My baby's still floating somewhere.
She's on cloud.
Whatever this is?
Yeah.
Whatever's going on right now?
Of when you propose.
You got to prolong it a week.
And when they know.
You may be right.
I was that she asked me.
I asked her, I say, it's different.
And she asked me the same.
But, I mean, the answer really is, yes, it's different.
Because, you know, you can talk.
You can talk.
We can talk.
And we could say that we want to do what we're going to do.
But when there's action behind it.
And it's just different.
So she's floating somewhere.
And like she said, now she gets to post about the pregnancy, all of that.
Like, you got to remember, she was holding all that.
Yeah.
Women like to show that shit off, show their journey.
So I'm pretty sure she's just.
Yeah, no, she is.
But the thing about holes.
Holes don't care if you just got engaged, boy.
Oh, you're in there looking like a snack?
Wait, hold up for a second.
Hey, everybody here has a partner so we can have this stuff.
Come on, let's have this stuff.
Hey, the whole, if you in there looking good, smelling good, boy, when your girl go to the bathroom or something, they don't even care.
Sometimes they're doing it right in front of your girl.
And they just find the tiniest little entryway.
I got caught up to somebody to my, oh, I'm a very go-to.
But like, touchy about it.
Yeah.
And she was soft.
Get off.
She smelled good.
Yeah, I got that.
the fuck you.
Well, girl I am, it's engaged.
That means that I found my pizza for life.
That nigga, Joe.
I don't eat no new pizza.
Don't try to get me.
He was taking pictures.
I got the fucking.
Yep.
I ain't playing.
My one pose.
2000 pictures.
I try to catch you.
Yo, shout to all the photographers.
Tone, silver.
Karen Civil.
Karen Civil.
Look, she's tough.
Karen Civil.
Hey, I know you all on the internet talking in real life.
She's fire.
Yeah.
Absolutely fired.
I ain't going to a lot of you.
She's stepped.
She looked absolutely.
She's amazing.
She did.
She did.
Remy looked great.
She did.
Then I got an impromptu Remy sent at the after party.
Once I got that, bedtime.
I was good.
Yo, that was crazy.
I was so good for the night.
And she had a show in Philadelphia.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
So she got dressed in the back to the truck.
She had a show in Philly and came straight to that venue from Philly.
Connie Diamond.
Connie Diamond.
Yo, let me tell you something.
And I told Connie and I'm going to say it here.
good thing during that Remy said
that they did not play that Remy
and Connie Diamond's record
I would have robbed one of y'all
if that record would have came on
while I was in my, that element
I would have stuck one of y'all up outside
I swear to God.
Yes, if that Connie Diamond shit would have came on
be nice, we got to put that in Sarado.
That got to be in Sarado.
But an impromptu, Remy said
she smoked that shit.
A D-Night speech was one of the highlights two of the night
for sure.
He smoked that.
He teared me up too.
Yeah.
He teared me up too because
the stories are so similar with the pivot.
Word.
Yeah.
No, De Nice is...
And he absolutely killed the set.
Not for the other.
Oh, my God.
But that's expected from D. Nice.
Right.
Well...
Hold on.
We had a little conversation before.
It was like, yo, who should call?
Remember we were talking?
Yeah, yeah.
I went to Joe. I said, good call.
Yeah.
You did that right.
Because, God damn.
And D. Nice, even when he...
Because he was looking for you.
And I forget what time he was supposed to go on.
He went down there and saw what it looked like,
and was like, oh, no, I need to go on right now.
This shit looked like this.
I'm going on right now.
Yeah.
Like, I don't care what time I'm supposed to go on.
I need this right there.
And absolutely smoked that shit.
He did.
But proper call.
Good call.
Proper call.
Proper call.
They ran out of alcohol.
Oh, do they?
Yeah.
They ran out of alcohol.
I felt like they closed the bar a little bit early.
It was time.
I was happy they did.
It was time to go the fuck home.
My shoes.
They closed that shit.
There are two on the dot.
Two on the dot, which I was mad at first.
Me too.
But then I was appreciative when I woke up the next morning.
Yeah, same.
Because that meaning of they was going to call you with the overage bill.
Oh, that too, yeah.
Yeah.
Listen, we paid for food and dinner from 7 o'clock to 2 a.m.
What more do you want for me?
How about you?
What more do you want?
It was flawed.
Service was great.
It was flawed.
Yeah.
Can we shout that out, though, the service?
and the people that were
that were...
Absolutely.
They were amazing.
Respectful.
They were attentive.
Like a second of glass
get empty.
Here they come right back.
Our table, you know,
web, skiing and all that clue.
You know, we kept sending the guy,
not kept sending the guy,
but we were saying ourselves,
like, yeah, we're giving him a hard time,
but he was just,
he was gracious.
Right.
Oh, shit.
No, no, no.
Now you go.
Now you go.
No, no.
You say it's Joe Day.
Don't get me started.
I was in the table,
argue with them.
They try to convince me
Go flipping the place.
Is that why you were talking the whole night?
I was on the ass.
You're still on the store or shit?
I was on the ass.
But shout out to the customer service.
They were amazing.
And they were making some good,
the cocktails,
they were doing,
you know,
they were cracking eggs for the sours.
They were doing all the shit.
They said the drinks was fire.
Somebody was like,
yo,
it's the best Cosmo I ever had.
I kept drinking that fucking
stuck in Turks,
mocktail.
Oh, okay.
Oh, my Lord,
that shit was fire.
I'm probably the reason that it sold out.
I was mad I had to order Nixon five like four times.
A what?
Oh, Nixon five.
Can I get a five, please?
I was on the girl, I was on the girl, dad.
Changing the day.
Cici was on something to pot about.
Yeah, I think that's what I'm doing too.
Again, it wasn't one.
It wasn't even a seven.
Service.
Everything was, everything was a three.
You have all your parties, man.
This might have been the one, man.
Everything was a 10, bro.
It was, you've had some good ones, but this was, this is the one.
And like, I like how Corby said, like, this was the thing in the back, how we had them pool parties and shit.
And now it's like the grown word.
Everybody grew up off the bullshit.
Bought a suit.
Bought a suit.
Real suit.
Yeah.
A lot of the same people.
Yeah.
And now you see the progression.
Man, that shit was amazing, bro.
Yeah, real Harlem nights just, things look good.
Yeah, brood back.
Throwback.
Renaissance
just old school music
older people
just mature
used to be able to find
something like that
New York
like Etie Tuar
fucking somewhere now
I don't know
who knows what's going
of anyway
real good time
we make it ourselves
yeah honestly
honestly
listen again
I want to thank
I want to thank
each and every person
that came out
it meant the world
to me
especially if I invited you
shit chef Corey was there
just just random people
from all
corners of my
I said I ain't seen it.
Chef Corey, me and my girl still laugh today about how you.
Radded.
Yeah, man.
My girl, my girl ain't the one, you know.
She didn't play.
She lined him right up.
You fell for that.
I want to thank you, man.
That was a great.
That was amazing.
Thank you, man.
It felt like our birthday, too.
That show was amazing.
It is.
It is, man.
We got some good picks.
We got some good picks.
We got some good picks.
Amazing.
Yeah, we do.
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Word.
Thank God.
No better time to be engaged.
You get to be alone.
You know what I mean?
No, not about alone.
Yeah, because mine's talking about y'all.
I love football.
I guess.
Yeah.
Screw that idea.
Yeah, yeah.
I heard you.
You had yours at the draft.
Ain't no one be alone, my nigga.
Yes, I brought my fiance
to my fantasy football draft.
If I ever tried to come off,
like, I was tougher than that.
The draft fell on my actual birthday.
Even though the weekend was the birthday for me,
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The draft was Monday.
There was no way I was getting that off.
So I'm leaving it for five hours.
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Welcome.
That's lovely.
That's big. That's a big thing
for us.
Hi, H. Come on. Let's get the bottom.
I thought we was done with my birthday dinner, but I forgot
we didn't uncover the big mystery.
Bound!
We just got to at least cover it.
I'm not going to jab at you.
You're looking at me already.
I don't have nothing to say.
But the big mystery is...
Twinsies.
Yeah, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.
Who, Arnold?
I don't know.
Okay, cool.
I have no idea who will Arnold.
It's not a competition.
Oh.
Got you.
How did that happen, fellas?
How did it happen?
I thought you said to show you were going to wear a white jacket.
I did.
That's why I was surprised to see the white jacket.
Man, man, times.
You say he's going to win with Parks War
Yeah, you said he's going to go with Parks War
Which was white
I was going to wear
With Parks War last year
But my shit was Russian
But I didn't hear you say any of that
My thing is dog
I do what I do
Go ahead
Go ahead
Help
Half along
You
For me?
For me?
You?
Who you?
Yes, you
Hey yo
Don't start
Nick
You get some shit
I got for I'm
Manii
Nick I'll load on you boy
Hey
Don't start
Now I want
No poor
No poor
Now I'll load this whole
goos on you, boy.
Watch your fucking mouth.
I got no issue with you, boy.
But the man said it.
I heard him saying.
Well, you heard him.
My own be listening
is every word like you.
Well, you should.
Maybe you'll be further
in this podcast field, nigga.
Watch her you talk to.
So why you ain't further?
Beyond it.
Beyond it.
Beyond, they come.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
Not that today.
Why don't say that.
Not good, good question.
My value don't lie with that, boy.
Don't do that
Oh man, yo
Anyway
Pop pulled me aside
A couple times
To say make sure you talk about
Ish matching Joe soon
On this birthday
Who did that?
Yeah, a lot of people
A lot of people
Have said that
It was a lot
A lot of people said it
So
It happens
I ain't know what Joe was wearing
Me and Joe didn't discuss
What we was wearing
Prior to
So that's that
If I knew what Joe was wearing
I wouldn't have worn that
Room
Nah
Kind of suck the fun
out of this one
I thought it was
I thought it's going to be a joke
Now it's just awkward
That shit is a gift
How are you going to say nothing
I was
Kobe shut your ass up, digger
What is it?
But I mean
No beef
I think a lot of
I think a lot of people out there
were more upset at this fact
than I was
You know people are mad about it
Why?
Who knows?
Because people assume the worst.
Because they think I did it on purpose, like I'm competing or something.
Like you wore white for a table.
You're dressed to a wedding.
Yeah, you guys don't know.
Yeah, like, why would somebody think that you compete with me?
I don't know why.
They got to stop that.
And, I mean, I have another reason for why we were dressed the same.
I see, I see.
Like, I know the reason.
What might that be?
Well, it's one that hasn't been said.
Maybe nobody thought of it.
But it's been a long-established fact.
Come on.
That, that, that.
You my fucking son, nigga.
What the fuck?
The fuck are you talking about?
I said, I didn't know what he was wearing.
I said it mad time.
You are my son.
You took a pick of my mom.
You looked like me.
You're my kid.
You've been my son.
You've been my son, yo.
And this was the coming out party.
Like, oh, there's Joe.
Tell you a clip.
There's Joe Button team.
And there's Joe Button's longtime son.
Okay.
That was the only explanation for men.
Hold on.
Who wore it better?
That was the whole shit.
Hold on. Hold up for me.
We gave you a chance to talk.
You said, y'all, I didn't know he was wearing that.
I wear what I wear.
We gave you the floor when nobody interrupted.
It was an awkward time.
Now I'm going now.
Back to what you were saying, Freez.
Back to point number two.
Listen, a lot of y'all said,
yo, man, what's up with Ish wearing the same thing as Joe?
And I was like, y'all ain't paying that no money, man.
And I'd go to another room.
Hold up, Freeze.
What happened?
Because somebody at the party said this.
I'm not going to expose her.
But she was just like, they looked the same.
And I don't know, she was trying to throw a shot.
But it's like how to Chrysle look like the phantom.
Oh, shit.
Until the phantom popped out.
She tried to show them.
But that's what I'm saying.
A lot of people thought we were wearing the same thing.
We wasn't.
We wasn't.
Now go ahead.
That's what I'm saying.
There we go.
Now you're going to wait for you.
You want to go.
Hey, y'all out there.
How are you talking about, name?
We gave you the.
The.
Let me finish.
Yo, my niggia, I'm done being the butter of jokes.
Let's dance, nigger.
Hey, yo.
I know how to cha-cha-l.
Let's go.
What's happened?
Yo, I'm telling you all out there.
Olda Likeskin niggas coming out.
We wasn't, man.
Right.
We wasn't.
We wasn't.
What you had on?
There's nothing wrong with a thing.
You got eyes, niggins.
I don't know.
What is you talking about me?
Talk to that, nigger like that,
Nick.
I do.
Because they son you at having him.
They send you at the party, nigger.
No.
No. No. No.
The groupie said that.
Nigga, everybody else is on my dick.
Nigel.
Not the groupies.
What are you talking about me?
Because they're probably, I don't know what I'm just in the end of him.
It's going to be a good month after all.
That's the best crisis.
She's seen in a fucking life.
That's right.
Get the, dude.
Don't like that.
No hype.
What?
I ain't that shit to do with this.
You did just do the phantom.
No, I didn't say that.
I was telling you.
Just your sources.
Yeah, but why she felt comes to the same answer to you?
Why was some goofy chicks say that period?
There you go, see?
Wait, but is this so I'm clarity?
Y'all did everyone the same thing?
No, we wore the same colors.
Yeah, so why?
See, now you're being on some asshole shit.
I'm about to be on it.
I'm a light his ass on too.
I'm not playing today.
We're not playing today.
What the fuck is?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah, that's what time it is.
All that clip is, yeah.
Yeah.
It's all right, niggas.
You look good.
I know I did.
So that's all that matter.
I know I did.
You look good, man.
All right, cool.
Say less.
That's all the same color.
You look good, nigga.
I think it's crazy to think you did it on purpose, though.
Hell no, he didn't do it on purpose.
Bro, I'm handsome, my nigga.
I can wear pink and get it off.
I don't got to wear with no other niggas wearing.
Fuck is we talking about, nigga.
I was going to wear that nigger.
I was going to wear with parts wore last year.
I couldn't find it in time.
So I had to go to a black suit.
I already had that in my brain.
I was going to wear the cream jacket
or I was going to wear a black and white checkerboard jacket
that another nigga had on at the show.
He looked amazing too.
That was flat too.
Fuck as we can talk about, nigga.
I already knew what I was going.
I didn't have no conversations with Joe or nobody.
Actually, Imani showed me what he was wearing at the last minute.
I ain't have no conversations with nobody in his room about what they were wearing.
But we said on air.
In life.
I didn't have no conversation with nobody about what they were wearing.
We're just poking fun.
I know.
And my third reason that I didn't say.
I don't care if you, man.
I'm still saying it.
The truth of the man.
Why you can't be my son?
Uh-oh.
Fair question?
Because it was your birthday.
I birthed a few.
Oh, yeah, y'all.
That's what you get?
For saying what?
You said he was your son.
He said he was your fucking son.
You yelled that shit.
He was my son.
You scream that shit, though.
I would be your son
on my birthday.
I birthed a few.
On my birthday.
I would be your son.
Why not?
Your sons have
birthdays?
It's cool, bro.
That's cool, bro.
I'm telling you.
It's cool, lock.
Go ahead.
Let your rapper brain start working.
Your rapper brain working,
you're trying to find some snarky, snappy flashes.
I wasn't shooting at you.
You was.
All I said, you got my son.
You've been my son.
Well, you felt as a parent.
You've been my son.
I just wasn't there with the limb brush
to make it look like it was supposed to look.
I didn't need.
I wasn't there with the steamer
to make it look like it was supposed to look.
I wasn't near with.
with the seamstress
to make it
it look
it was a little
boxy
it wasn't
it was a little
it was a little
it was not even
it lacked
it lacked a certain
it didn't have a certain sheen
it was a certain sheen
different material
it was a different material
it was from a different country
different material
and and listen
mine was from Italy
Ike
and
and
and
little Italy
and
and
oh shit
and
and
my third
My third and final reason.
My Romeo's pizza.
My Romeo's pizza.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
But my third reason that I didn't tell nobody and there's no jokes, but I know this because I know Ish better than y'all.
Ish wants to be my best man.
And that was his way of communicating that.
He knew I was going to propose.
That's your man.
You knew him longer.
I know, but he's your man.
Because he's so stupid.
He got on the same shit as me
but wanted to stand right Bobby in the pink.
No, nigga, move.
But that gave best man.
I didn't do that.
I did that because I was taller.
You're not my best man, yo.
Okay.
You're not my best man.
I know.
What's your point?
That's it.
Yo, dog, I was taller than everybody.
I didn't want to stand.
I'm like, yo, boo.
Let me tell you.
Can you ask one question?
Why you make us wait for you to take the picture, though?
We started.
Okay.
Stay here.
I didn't make nobody way.
I didn't know y'all was taking the picture.
Nobody rounded up, niggas.
they was taking a picture.
But where were you?
I was looking for...
I was looking...
We screamed your name
over the microphone for the DJ.
We still had to wait.
They shut the upstairs bar.
They made niggas go downstairs.
I was walking around trying to find water
on the table for some Motrin.
Corey in my line, Savon in my line.
I go downstairs.
They didn't open the bar yet I'm downstairs.
With mochran on my hand,
Savon, like, yo, come.
Come on, we're taking a picture.
They call him for you upstairs.
I was downstairs.
They shut the bar.
I had a headache.
I ain't eat all day.
I was running around all day.
Did that answer your question three?
You know who almost got in some trouble?
Two people.
And then we could go ahead and talk about Kee-Fee D or the NBA, the NFL fake scammer.
Two people that almost got in trouble.
Surf number one.
Oh, my gosh.
Shout to him before, bro.
Surf text me before it's on, yo, big dog, two shows back to back.
I ain't going to be able to make it.
I'd say, excuse me?
Yeah, man, got to get this money.
We ain't all like you.
I have two shows back to back to back.
Double tap.
Thumbs up.
That's it.
Thumbs up, buddy.
And he walked through the door.
He got a little late.
Did he walked through the door?
With his mom.
With his mom's.
Well, that's why I was going to fuck surf up, nigger.
Your mom is invited here.
What are you talking about?
This is a family affair.
You're talking about two shows back to back.
You're not smart enough to not book a show on my nigger.
If he didn't walk through that door.
And Mona, who came a little late.
But I was looking for it.
Only two people I was looking for.
And I was only looking for Mona because she said,
I got to leave early.
Oh, yeah.
I got a seamstress.
If the word seamstress never came out of mouth, no beef.
Seamstress I got to see, and I thought Mona looked great.
She did.
She did.
Did anybody see Sasha?
Yeah, I saw her briefly.
Yeah.
I spent some time.
Yeah.
I saw her.
Yeah, Sash looked nice.
She was downstairs.
I didn't see it.
And I saw her when she came in a little later.
Yeah, I saw her at the bar, but I didn't see her again.
Yeah, shout to Sasha, man.
Shout to everybody was there.
Yeah.
You're all right?
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck you, nigga.
Fuck you.
I just thought about that fuck you, nigga.
Hey, sometimes you gotta just come in.
What you should you said, 20 minutes ago?
Go ahead, man.
You're fucked up, Mark.
Go ahead, man.
You're just hop a long.
You know, digger, processing time, being a little slough.
Let me, they're laughing to tell him.
You gave him one of you bitch-ass niggins, but you ain't chewed at him.
Because he would have had the right joke for your Kreitzer jacket, boy.
Oh.
I'm not sure.
I can't dress.
So I'm my next year.
Good flip. No, no, hold on. Next year, I'm going to y'all niggas and I'm going to step it up because y'all niggas is fly.
You didn't look back. But here's the thing. I love you. I love you. Some people have to come in at the last minute just so people can't see.
And I talk about Sasha. So people can't see. You know, you just, you know, some niggas coming with when the show was over. I didn't see Sasha shout to her, but I saw a lot of people coming in last minute.
She was there when I got there. She was at she was upstairs and downstairs. She was there. I saw one of my homies, my home girl. She came in like about 1.15.
I'm like, oh, I didn't know, I saw one.
I didn't realize she was there.
When we left, it was some girl trying to get in.
Yeah.
She was like, is that the interest?
I'm like, girl, this shit is over.
My nigga, Clue was there without a hat on.
Yeah, Clue.
No hat, Clue.
I only seen that dude probably twice in the last 25 years.
You look great.
You look great.
Yeah, he looked great.
That whole shit, you, Clue, Webb, Skane.
Yeah, I like that.
It's nice.
You turned to the hook for.
For two minutes.
Hey, you snapped right back.
Yeah.
That was man
I was watching
I was recording
like look at this nigga
Web over there
talking about content creation
Yeah
Listen man
What we got
What we got what we got
What we got?
What is important
Last week
We had the big NFL
Scammer story
That I clearly was too
Engulfed with other shit
To get to
But boy is this funny
And I'm on the scammer side
Same
So what happened
The scammer dude
Pretended to be a 49er
And carried his helmet
Everywhere
And his old Instagram
Is 49er pictures
And he was recording
himself
doing the drill, the running route.
He had a cake from the 90s.
He was on the beach.
He had a cake.
He had himself signing contracts.
He had a fake agent.
Like the dedication that he had.
The nigga had a fake Google results page made up.
So like it looked like he Googled himself.
Also, if you put it into AI, back to Mark's fight with Ish, it's going to pop up there.
You Google his name.
It says it verifies that he's an NFL player.
Because he put, no.
He just put the content.
He kept putting enough shit in there.
He had a mad shit in the end.
Yeah.
So that when it compel.
That's crazy, son.
I don't think it's that crazy.
No, it's fire.
Why not?
I think that shit is fire.
But it's,
because he stole from people.
I think that shit is absolutely fire.
He stole, he stole, right?
So millions of dollars from women.
Well, he stole.
I think the total was 1.5 or something.
1.3 or something.
Damn.
3.
It's somewhere around there that he got off.
But it was a bunch of different women.
It is stealing.
We've got to be factually correct.
It is stealing because he made.
misled them. He said
one thing that they were investing in that
didn't exist which is a crime.
We should be clear on that.
Is that a crime that
I can get behind?
Yeah,
kind of. Yeah.
Now, I mean,
this is advanced because he's incorporating all types
of new technology tricks that we
never, that we've never seen.
But for me, I've seen dudes get this off
since Brandon Jacobs got drafted.
Like, I've seen dude,
the tall dudes.
There was a dude
that tall dude
at every NBA draft.
He was going over there
just acting like
he got drafted for the night
and that was just a one-night thing
where he was trying to
wham-bam real quick
but I've seen
tall dudes get this all fabric
oh while I'm on that too.
Yo, it was some athlete
athlete children
in my birthday dinner
children as in 18
19 college kids
that are into athletics
and they look like
They're into athletic.
Next year, y'all gonna put a wrist man on the young kids.
Because you host.
Oh.
It was inside?
Yes.
Yeah, it was a couple.
And a couple.
Grabbing on the young kid now, they don't look young.
And they look like athlete.
They got an athlete.
Athletes got a swag.
They got a swag.
No, they don't.
They don't.
And women are spotting that shit.
I'm putting wristbands on the young kids.
You hoes are trying to fuck my little brothers.
They ain't.
Joe, the holes will be appreciative of those wristbands.
You got a point.
They want to groom.
That's a target.
This is we're talking about dumb and green.
Not in there looking for wristbands.
They screams dumb and green.
Yeah.
I'm just saying the athlete, the athlete hook.
The killers were at the draft.
You don't remember Greenhouse at draft party?
You would think that it would, it was there.
That business.
That's what they traveled.
They traveled to where the draft was.
That's what I'm talking about.
Like, it's in Pittsburgh.
The targeting young athlete thing business has really boomed since NIL.
Oh, yeah.
Because remember, we were seeing these tricks when the chicks were projecting.
They was playing a long game.
Yeah.
Now it was instant one.
They got it, the 18 and 19 year old.
So they're playing around.
That's true.
But anyway, yeah, so I've just seen a different version of this scam before.
But see, this is my thing.
You are close to it.
If you're close to it now.
He plays football.
So now it's a little bit more in your face than it was yesterday year.
Bro, they was at the draft.
Even without the NIL money, they were at the draft, bro.
Oh, you're talking about some...
The Yomans were at the draft.
The Yomans was traveling to the drafts, my nigga.
He went on to this.
We were talking about, he was talking about the scam.
The scam.
Yeah.
My thing about the scam is I'm okay with people
if the cards are face up, making the choice they want to make.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
if you show up to the draft
and I know what you want
and you know what I'm on,
that's okay.
I still think it's predatory
and I don't think it's okay
in terms of when the person is 30
or you know what I mean?
And the kid is 18,
but if I'm 21 and you're 18
and you want to date a ball player
and he wanted to date a model
or somebody who's an Instagram influence
or whatever, that's on y'all.
Like that's growing up.
Just hear me out.
Hear me out.
If you go to the NBA draft
and a fake NBA ball player
shows up and then he
and y'all have a one-night stand
because you just want a fucking NBA
player.
To me it's weird to lie about being the NBA player, but I don't got no sympathy for you.
I just don't have a lot of sympathy for that.
Where this dude to me goes too far is when you start running like actual scams.
Like you start presenting business opportunities and saying, I got a business opportunity
for you.
Give me your money and then I'm taking your money and stealing it or that to me is way further
than people using each other for sex.
So people, you know what I'm saying?
That's all.
If you outside, you're outside and there's going to be some bullshit and some lying going on.
But this shit to me was crazy.
This is a little too far.
What's the too far part again?
When you start making actual business.
The business, the crime.
The actual crime aspect.
Money under the pretense that they're giving it to you to invest
or it's a business opportunity.
Yeah, now you want more than pussy.
That's what I'm saying.
If I'm voluntarily giving you my pussy
and I think I'm fucking an NBA player, that's on me.
It ain't you gas and a chick to buy you some clothes
or buy you a car or they give you money under a business.
That's for a point.
Does common sense come in the play, though?
That's a valid question.
Like, he told Shorty he owns.
The Lord protects people that don't have it.
Yeah, true.
He told surely he owned 50% of the Gucci store.
Like, at some point, like, it would be, yo, trust me, dog.
I'm just saying, like, at what point do you say, all right, this just don't make sense?
Or let me do a little bit of research.
How about that?
Like, there was one chick that.
Bernie made off was cracking the crem della crim.
But he was also showing them returns.
Yeah.
He was.
It wasn't showing them returns.
He was giving them fake stuff.
statements.
He was giving him fake statements.
But he gave him something to go on though.
He was showing him something.
Just a random nigga though.
He's just saying, I won't have the Gucci store is kind of crazy.
Again, you make better choices, but also don't pray on people.
I don't, again, I don't have, you know what is, I don't have sympathy for people
that's trying to get something for nothing.
I don't like thieves.
But I don't like thieves.
I'm not a fan of stealing from somebody.
Because in essence, you could be stealing from their children.
You could be stealing from whatever.
However, him just running a G on people.
people, I'm not mad because we don't be up in arms when motherfuckers get, people have been
lying for years presenting themselves or the representative or something that they're not.
And men and women alike have been taking advantage of people for decades and eternity. We know
some of the people, the women up here, we call snipers, the niggas up here that we call snipers
that are manipulating and playing on, praying on the week. When you start taking somebody's money
again under a business pretense, I'm not a fan of that.
But I ain't a fan of a nigger getting it off.
I ain't a fan of somebody lying to somebody to get it off.
I wouldn't do it.
I'm not even remote.
I don't even take gifts, but.
So what's your view on a nigger acting like he's really into the chick
or the chick act like she's really into the nigger to get something out of them?
Because you're still lying to somebody.
True.
You're still faking a funk to get off what you.
But you just, what you want?
He's on the fence and what he's saying now.
On one hand, you're saying I don't support the thieving.
For me.
But on the flip side, I'm not mad at.
I'm not mad at a nigga getting this game off.
Like, when you start...
Even if the result is what you...
If he would lie to say,
y'all need a down payment on the car
because blah, blah, blah, blah, and they gave it to him,
cool.
Him saying, yo, I want you to invest in this eight-unit building
on the building.
That don't exist.
That don't exist.
Now, it's a different ballgame.
But if you just running your G
and you lying to somebody the same way,
women been lying to my fuckers forever,
yeah, I need it for my tuition,
then you go buy Rolex.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
I just think that the game be the game.
But you respect the game, whatever scheme and it come.
You respect.
You got to get it out.
You get it.
Outside it.
Yeah.
I just have a certain respect.
I'm a business man, so I'm not into that.
For the dedication that comes with certain scams.
Even though the scam is wrong, I know the work that you put in.
The nigger was running bum-ass routes on the beach.
With a helmet on.
On the beach.
Nigger body was skinny fat.
You know what I'm running.
He looked an absolute mess.
With some Walmart shorts or.
But if you can find you some vagina that's going to roll with what you're doing,
listen,
pussy the only thing that niggas that don't want coming from the Apple store.
You don't want it smart.
They don't care.
The pussy don't got to have a doctorate.
That's the only thing, niggas,
will not buy in the Apple store.
It's smart pussy.
At all.
You want it as dumb as could be.
Hey, salute the homeboy.
You're going down.
You go to jail.
You're going to jail.
They got them.
Salute.
But they got them.
He ain't going to jail.
I think wire fraud and something else.
Got you.
Got him.
Got him.
Have fun and four dicks.
What?
That's where you going?
What else needs our attention?
Who else is scamming?
In those situations real quick, y'all,
of course, the government frees your account.
But what if you spent half the money?
What do they do?
They take what you spend the money.
They might make you pay a restitution.
They might make you pay restitution.
And they'll mind about it.
You're going to pay restitution.
or we're going to look to see what assets you have.
Or we're going to look to see who loves you and who can sign for you so we can take their assets.
Somebody's going to do.
If somebody signs you too.
If somebody's not for it.
Yeah.
Someone offers it.
But yeah,
it can't stay.
By the way,
watch the dating apps.
A lot of people,
including one of my mom's friends,
got burnt on a date nap because that's what those got.
Your mom's friend.
Your mom, friend.
Are you shocked my mom has friends or you're shocked that they on a date nap?
Yes.
Both.
I'm shocked at the first one.
But the day.
That, her, she's a little bit younger.
And got burnt out.
That motherfuckering, 100-year-old tab
on a dating afternoon.
They still, they still, they get too young.
Freedom!
What's the more younger?
65?
Yeah.
Oh, they want her.
She won a younger.
She, she's a cradle.
Bro, a little 40-year-old niggas, 38-year-old niggas.
So she was online and dude said, hit her with the game.
You know what I mean?
I'm an investor.
I got money.
I'm overseas right now.
I'm in London.
and he kept showing her bank account, his bank statement,
she's gassed up.
And he said, you know, can you just shoot me a little something?
Because I got to get back to the country.
I don't remember exactly what his excuse was.
But of course, she sent her money, and she ain't got much.
And then he just never showed up.
That's one of the game.
Yeah, and they do that all the time.
Older people get burned a lot.
That's why we got to keep an eye on.
I'll speak for me.
I keep an eye on what my mama posts on Facebook.
See when you're trying to post a little leg.
Oh, shit.
Speaking of older folk, I do one of the same.
say real quick, I want to
congratulations, happy anniversary to
my grandparents who today are celebrating their
65th wedding anniversary.
Oh, yes. Yes. Yes.
65th. That's big.
65th.
65th.
Oh, and shout out to our sister
Angela Yee, who just got engaged.
Yes, yes.
Yes, I was Angela Yee.
We love you, girl.
Angelouet, congratulations.
Way to stay low and just, that was beautiful.
Stay low and build.
Yes, stay low and build. It's the only way to do it.
Congratulations.
Congratulations. Beautiful ring.
Beautiful ring too.
From Angelia. Beautiful, intimate, how it was done,
how it was announced, everything about it was flying.
I met the guy once. He seemed like a thorough dude, real cool.
Oh, I had to make it big so I can get a good look at him.
Because I had never seen him.
He was at Blue Note that night we was there.
Oh, got it, got, got, got to.
So I was talking to him for a little bit. Real cool dude.
That makes sense.
Real thorough.
Yo, listen.
Last thing about me being engaged, because we got to get to Kee Fee D.
Gotcha.
Got to.
Starving to get to Keefe, D.
But this is how I know.
This is how I know I did my thing.
Because the announcement went out and there was a lot of hate out there.
It was so much hate.
People were bringing up my past.
People were bringing up just my low light reel,
all the moments where I was ashamed and regretful.
and wasn't my best self, not evolved,
just totally embarrassing my family name.
There was a lot of that going on.
One thing they didn't say,
one thing I didn't see a single peep about.
Not one.
I was in the comments.
I was looking.
One thing that mums was the word about not one peep out of you hating motherfuckers.
I know I got you.
Was the ring.
Facts.
I can't say that about that.
You say something about that.
You hate yourself.
Was it a single peep about it?
I took the collective silence as...
He did that shit.
Saloose.
Salute.
They did that.
They didn't go send a salute.
They just don't want to say shit.
The silence is the salute.
Joe Button has been a lot of things to a lot of people.
Not all great.
One thing we can all agree on, clearly, is that ring did what it's supposed to do.
It's true.
I know y'all zoomed in.
I do it too.
When everybody announced an engagement, I go look at the ring.
Y'all did it.
I know you did it.
It happened.
It's cool.
That motherfucker was dancing.
You just sit in the silence.
Hey, keep talking about me, talking about it, talking about,
hey, talk about whatever you want to talk about.
The game is the game.
One thing they won't talk about.
Is that ring?
That's all I got.
Can you give a little bit, just say a little bit about the journey to getting that ring?
The journey to getting it?
What do you mean?
So, for starters, I know this is something that we talked about like a year or two ago now.
Knowing what she was.
Yeah.
What is she?
Yeah.
The shape.
the size.
All of it, right?
Because a lot of times
dudes just go and get rings.
Yeah.
And then they fuck up.
So the woman is not just
surprised about the engagement.
They surprised about
what they got on their finger.
Oh, you pick this shape.
Yeah.
Worst thing you could have to do.
Well,
her and I had had
discussions about
what diamond you like.
Is it oval?
Is it this?
And I feel like maybe
I wasn't really listening
the greatest because I feel like
that diamond changed
a few times throughout the process.
But for me, this was months
in the make.
And she asked me when I did it too
because she'd be on me.
She must have been looking.
at the tracker.
Life 360.
She won me on that Life 360 shit so bad.
She got you on it.
He didn't get you not on it.
That's a funny part.
But yeah, no, this was months in the making
with the designing of it
and yada, yada, yada.
And then trying to source the right diamond
and meeting with different people.
And, you know, where I was going
to get a little love on the price,
they couldn't find the radiant that I was looking for.
I was looking for a dance.
I was looking for a dance.
and the price went up, the more it was dancing.
Yeah, as it does.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, I found the Oval that was giving me what I wanted,
and then I walked in the house maybe two nights, two nights later.
Oh, my God, I hate Ovo.
Like, just, it's like, oh, shit, okay, I'm going to reroute this one.
But, um, months in the making, I picked it up maybe three weeks ago.
It was hidden in the house.
That was my next question.
That's the worst part.
It was hidden in the house.
Because your worst fears that they're going to find it.
Well, yeah.
Or did somebody go see it.
But you could give it to your mom.
You could have.
I didn't give it nobody.
I'm not giving that ring to anybody.
Too much of a responsibility.
I mean, I could have took it out the house
is what you're saying.
But I wasn't going to.
I was terrified.
It's stressful,
safety deposit.
And I'll be honest with you.
And like I told her, like I loved the ring so much.
You want to look at it.
That I wanted to look at it.
I was doing that shit.
So when I got to get scared to open,
I was like, I'm going to drop this ring.
I'm going to do something.
So when she was going to like Starbucks
or to walk the dog or just whatever she was doing,
I would go and sneakie.
go and sneak a peek at the ring
just to make sure and every time
I was like, damn I love looking at this muffled.
So now that she's wearing it,
it feels great. It does. Because I get to
look at it. I want to see it. It's beautiful.
It's a beautiful. I put a lot of work. Yeah.
Women wear the ring for themselves, but they also wear for us.
And it's also like, people judge us
by the ring they got on. That's true. For sure. All the time.
Yo, would you go get a fake?
I would go get a fake now for me.
Yeah. No, no. I'm talking about a fake ring.
So that she don't wear that out.
No, no, no, no, no, let's know what I'm saying.
When you travel.
A lot of people do it.
Like, for special occasions, they'll wear the real one, but you can go get an identical
ring, that's the same.
So that if she out at Target or if she out, you know, just running around.
Or you're traveling.
That's the big one.
Being overseas somewhere.
But here's the thing about that.
But, I mean, if they get you, then they got the drop.
They got you.
I got you.
I don't like the fake ring for travel because if I'm somewhere, my wife goes to Columbia.
And I'm like, I don't want, she does a research in
on me out. And so she's in Medellin. I don't want them thinking the death.
Oh, no. See, I want my... She wears a very basic band. What I'm saying, if somebody thinks
that's the real ring, they still... I don't want you duck-tick and tie-up for a C-Z.
Oh, you don't have to get the exact thing. You get some bullshit.
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. I get... I get... I get... I get... I get... I don't
replicate the fake one. I mean, let's just get insurance and give it to the thieves
if you're ever in that. We got jewelry insurance to them. It's okay. Yeah.
And not the old-school insurance where we run in the scam and we set up the robbery
yourself.
You all remember back of the day.
No, it's real insurance.
You're on the head in the driveway.
If they go, stay on point.
Stay on point.
But if they get you, give it to them.
You got you.
God is good.
God is good.
That's the message to our loved ones.
If they get the drop on you, give it up.
I don't have quite that level of insurance.
I told you, there's a little struggle.
Just fight back a little bit.
Just fight back a little bit.
They might be a low all the way, take off.
Right.
You might stay them off a little bit.
Right.
Yeah, just do it.
Not in Columbia, though.
No, not in Columbia, I'm talking about New York.
And Columbia, get that shit up.
Oh, no, in Columbia, we could take that off.
Right, please.
No, no, no, you ain't got to wear that at all.
No, no, no, no, you ain't got to wear that.
Columbia, shit, Puerto Rico, D.R.
And in them countries.
Please, yes, don't play with you.
Take that off.
And on them.
Back to girlfriend.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Hey, if we got to keep you safe.
You can be a girlfriend again.
Back to girlfriend.
Sorry about it.
We can't talk about the,
we can.
There he go. There he go.
Splash Brother number two.
The boy just walked in the building.
We've done with our birthday recovery,
but I see my boy in the building.
Clay is in the building.
Come on, man.
Green machine right here.
Stop playing.
The green machine.
He was the green machine.
The green giant, nigga.
That is hilarious.
I saw him.
He tried to do a play, but I'll get to him.
We'll come back.
We'll talk.
What else?
What else?
Did we see the Furious finale?
Did we see if the Furious?
finale. Yes, we did.
Wow, sorry, buddy.
Get the fuck out. You got to take a wrap.
Get the fuck out, Bart. How could you not have seen
the Furious finale? I ain't even see
Furious. What was that? Oh, y'all?
Oh, you don't watch Furious? Yeah, you know,
I was. I'm supposed to. I'm running around.
You want to take a walk? Yeah, I do. Go ahead. Get out.
Yeah, yeah, because we can already talk.
Go ahead. Alert, hit the button, hit the button.
We about to talk about the Furious finale.
Yeah, I'm talking about it because it was great.
Yeah. And it aired a couple days ago.
So they, if you ain't watch it, you know, you're at Tom.
Very rarely do I see a finale that I'm that happy with.
Same.
I was telling Corey.
Because halfway through, I'm like, all right, I heard they got renewed.
So I'm like, if they closed this all the way out,
yeah, nigga, I'm slaying my fucking doors.
If they close this all the way out, what could we do for season two?
And they set, they set the play perfectly.
They set everything perfectly.
And they do some twists in there.
that I didn't predict
when she was talking
out in the little greenhouse shit
and Shorty's starting to remember
she's like
I remember you were there
I thought that was one of the best
plot twist that I've seen
in recent television and we were talking last week
and we were like well they already kind of closed that
in episode seven
with Homeboy's daughter
couldn't have been more wrong
all the way wrong
what they came up with
was so much more creative.
Yes.
And I appreciate that.
And in the second half for the show, right?
Because I ain't give a fuck about her falling in love with her little detective friend,
even though that was important.
Yeah, it is important.
They had to do it.
But I didn't care about that.
So I paused it.
Like, y'all, I know they're not ending showing me these love cake-ass,
love potion-ass niggas, but it was 12 minutes left.
And I said, yeah, because there's so much they didn't close.
Right.
The cop guy that was in on the shit, what happened to him?
The FBI.
The only person that got locked up is the girl.
is the girl where's the daughter, where's the dad?
And even when the detective lady was talking to the dad
and she was like, oh, help, help.
I was like, yeah, right.
Hey, who are you a fooling here?
See, what I told you.
Yeah, right.
I said, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know where you start choking and shit,
nah, but the ill shit when she went to visit Shorty
when she got locked up.
And she's like, nah, that ain't why you here.
You got a secret.
And then they went back and replayed what really happened.
I'm like, they smoked this shit.
They smoked it.
And as fly as I thought there was, I gotta say,
that might be the only part I'm mad about.
What?
I don't know if I love that.
Why?
I love it for season one.
Okay.
What a bang at the end of season one of Furious.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'm ready for where they're trying to go in season two,
which is clearly another female serial killer.
She dexter.
Yes.
Y'all like that.
I love it.
She works for them.
So now I could, like I said, she's Dexter.
I could cover this shit up.
And you've seen what she did.
She went and typed in how many motherfuckers downloaded this?
All the emails came up.
Oh, everybody viewed that.
Everybody viewed that little movie star video.
That she said, 50,000 something.
Imagine that, though.
Like, you realize what happened to you because she didn't even know she was on the shit.
Like, she suppressed all that shit to do total.
And now it's like, oh, y'all was the motherfuckers?
I'm on y'all ass now.
We don't want to spoil it too much for you people.
They haven't seen it, even though we've told you everything.
Yeah, we told it.
Go watch The Furious finale.
Go watch Furious as a show if you have not seen it.
This is not an ad.
This is great.
They just really put out a really good show.
They did.
No promo for it or nothing.
Parks and Ish.
These fucking shows you're sneaking out heat and don't tell nobody.
Ish and Parks.
Y'all can come back in the game.
Mark and Flip, y'all can get back in the game.
I know we're going to let Iso to everybody out.
Come on.
We back in the game.
Sorry about that.
Come on.
I bet.
We made it.
Even though you should have watched it.
Even though you should have watched it.
He's got heavy hands, boy.
He's back there trying to see what I'm wearing next week.
Nick, come to town.
Come to down, nigga.
I ain't got my clothes back there.
You got texting me, I'll tell you.
Some camo shit, nigga.
Niggins said text me.
I don't want to be a new addition with me so bad, man.
Don't care if he yelled early.
I'm still on this, nigga.
Anyway.
What else?
What else? What else?
What else?
I think we owe it to the public to talk about Kee-Feedee D.
Have had it.
All right?
They want.
Fuck around.
and find out.
There we go.
He thought he got away with it.
Of the decade.
He did get away with it.
He did.
He got away with it.
Until he did.
30 years is a long time.
He rattled on himself.
He told on himself.
Wait, all right.
Hold on a minute.
So let's get people to actually...
Hold on a minute.
What does get away with it mean?
That I was out here living my life
after being...
He confessed to this years ago.
But they gave him a queen for the day proffer,
which means everything you tell us we can't use.
So he told them all of this.
they could not use it.
They knew it.
And then your dumb ass decides
to now I want some clout.
So let me go run around.
And when I said they told them years ago,
I'm talking about backing up.
All I'm saying is, I get all of that.
All I'm saying is if you were out for 30 years
and then they get you.
You didn't get away.
I don't call that.
You got them.
You gave yourself.
That's them getting them.
Just for the audience's benefit,
he was found guilty of murder
after 30 years.
First degree murder, use of a weapon,
etc.
Hey, dog, if this is, if I'm, he murdered somebody in 96 and they'll look at or whatever
and there's no charges brought against you.
You go on to live your life.
You grow to be 60-some-odd years old.
My nigga, you got away with that for 30 years.
Now, whatever happened in this case is you being a dumbass.
You want to get in front of these microphones and get props for doing some shit that the
world frowned upon at the time.
He just told him while in the interview, hey, they can still charge you for this.
And you kept talking.
You wrote a book.
He wrote a book in his memoir.
He wrote what he did in detail.
His attorneys tried to stop the memoir from being admitted because they were saying he had a co-author and a ghostwriter.
Maybe, you know, they were like, no, it can be admitted.
It's admissible.
Yeah, what are you doing?
Well, it goes back to what I said earlier in the baroquee.
Boys are slow.
They're a little slow.
There's no other way to explain some of what I'm saying.
And if Keefee these shit, the dirt trap, boys are just slow.
Like, I've seen a lot of people equating this to G. Dep.
I don't.
No.
It's not the same at all.
It's not the same at all.
It was saying, G. Depp, it was clearly there was something internally bothering him,
and he couldn't live with it.
That's different.
And that was.
And he didn't do an interview.
That's what I'm saying.
No, he confessed and submitted himself to the law.
Correct.
But they don't even know for sure that the thing that he confessed to was
The thing that happens is what happened.
He confessed to shooting somebody.
Right.
And they just put a body on him.
Basically.
It was a cold case.
Yeah.
It was a cold case.
They put a cold case on him.
Exactly.
And he was high at the time too, right?
I believe so.
He was like very.
But this dude here, bro,
you got what you wanted.
Fame is a hell of a drug.
I mean, there is maybe some merit to the idea that deep down there was something in him,
like psychologically that he couldn't let go up.
And so this was his subconscious.
That was his subconscious talking?
It's hard for me to believe somebody's that stupid.
No.
Because you talk about, I disagree with that because you talk about it differently.
He was in there saying, he was in the interview talking about
Pac looked like he was breakdancing when he got shot and doing this.
Oh, that's a great point.
So, no, that's not just subconscious bothering you, my nigga.
That's you trying to, you're right.
This new wave of niggas wanting to go viral and get clout or whatever you want to call and get paid.
That's all that was.
And now you got something else.
So congratulations.
This is a lesson to all y'all out there.
Just shut the fuck up.
And don't shoot people.
Yes, that's lesson number one.
The lesson comes before, yeah.
The lesson comes before shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
Just chill out.
Right.
Stop.
Stop.
But if you don't, shut the fuck up.
If you commit a crime, don't talk.
Keeee D says he's going to appeal.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Cool.
I love hearing when they say that the judge still got to keep the judge voice on.
The judge was like,
that's sentencing.
but you're never coming home.
Like the judge is trying to be at sentencing
right after you'll have a chance to appeal
and we'll do that.
Like, you're trying to be proper,
but all I heard was,
never.
Just give up.
Any 60s up?
Yes.
A 65 black man from the hood?
You said, giving 15 years,
it's probably a life sentence.
You know what I mean?
You don't have to give him that long.
Even if they give him a chance at parole,
they give him 15 or 20 or 25,
just life expectancy.
Now you've got to hope that you go in there
and the prison doctor
diagnosed you with some,
shit that you could put in a note
and they have leniency and let you
come home because you're about to die
there you have it.
I mean, to your point,
I don't think Tupac killers are that
popular in prison. I mean, he's going
to have a rough prison life. Well, he'd only one left.
One of the three died.
Everybody dies. That sounds like a real concern
for criminals. Like the prison
conditions and who's
gang and where and who's protecting who
and who get along with, hey, my
civilian ass, who knows.
Hey, good luck.
Pop,
Pop killer fans in prison.
It's like, no, why the heck I got to put my brain in this place?
You're going to be.
You're idiots.
And I know you were a huge Tupac fan.
I remember being a freshman in college when Tupac died.
It was crazy.
Do you all feel, as Pock fans, like, any closure, any better about seeing the sentencing?
Nah.
Or a verdict, rather?
No.
Not really.
No, you didn't do anything for me.
It's too late.
It's too late, bro.
It wasn't.
Same.
This felt like this is just procedure.
And to ICE's point, he walked around for 30-something years, dog.
You lived a life.
You live the life.
Right now, you're 65 years old.
No telling him what his physical health is today.
So you ain't really getting no punishment.
There's no justice.
There's no feeling justice.
I don't know.
I mean, I guess on some level it is, but rest of peace, pop, most importantly.
The guy's the part that's lost in all this shit.
His moms ain't see it.
You know what I mean?
like a large part of his family, his sisters and them
have been gone 30 years without their brother
and whatever the case may be.
And society is gone without him.
We don't know what the fuck Tupac could have been, bro.
He was 26 years old.
Word. And in the damn in the Mo three trial.
I ain't talk about none of that shit,
but in the Mo three trial,
the homeboy is on the stand
and he's basically saying how this dude
that they're talking about told him that he did it.
Like the dude saying, I was minding my business somewhere.
And the dude said, hey, you see that shit on the news.
You know that was me that did that work.
And I'd just be dumbfounded at this.
That was his bunky, right?
I think the nigga Bunky, he was telling his Bunky in the cell,
confessing to the Bunky what he was doing outside.
They had the wire.
The Bunky had a wire on him.
Jesus.
Listen, it's good to not commit a crime.
Shut the fuck up. That's all I'm saying.
It's good to not commit a crime.
That's what I'm not.
You do nothing to shut the fuck out.
What we've seen this before.
The feds will put a wire on you.
The police will put a wire on somebody inside.
Unless you get comfortable and start talking to them.
Because you know something in jail is about
respect and letting
they know what you're in here for to get the respect.
So niggas going to run their mouth.
It's typical. It's a system that they keep playing.
But that's why.
But why they can't do it with a lie?
Well, that was my...
Why do they have to tell what they really did?
Because they put a body on you.
When I go to jail, if I go to jail, I'm lying.
And not just that.
Niggins, they start researching all that shit you're saying.
You know, they never checked under the Bayonne Bridge.
I dumped 17 of them over there.
And if they find a body under there,
they're going to put it on you.
Right, yeah.
Because there is a body into there, I guarantee you.
Or a body that was there in 2000.
No, but you need to know details about the crime.
And I sure would, don't know.
I wouldn't have a clue.
That's exactly how they got G-DEP.
So, yeah.
We used to put them niggas in an incinerator.
Right.
Stupid.
shit is stupid.
They can have all that shit.
I'm good.
Yep, I got it.
And more trial shit,
the dude David, his lawyers,
bail on him.
Tapped out of,
tapped out.
Tapped out.
And now he got who paying?
You got out of money.
And now he got as a public defender.
I don't know that that means he's out of money.
Oh, no?
You think it's moral?
I haven't.
I didn't get the information,
so I don't know.
Oh, okay.
I'm assuming.
I'm assuming, as well.
This, I don't know.
who is in control of his estate with these charges pending.
Sure.
And if those people just decided the estate refuses to pay for this,
then we're not paying for this anymore.
Here's another piece.
Or he's broke.
Or it's the third thing, although I think it's the estate refusing to pay.
I think so too.
It's like all that they got all evidence against you.
We're wasting money at this point.
Well, that was my, that's kind of also the third thing, right?
Which is sometimes people look at this situation and say, all I can do is plea.
I'm not paying a million dollars to plead.
on this.
Don't think he has a million dollars?
No, what I'm saying is, if a public defender
can handle your plea, in a lot of cities,
public defenders are actually very, very skilled
on these types of trials and very, very,
have very good relationships with the prosecutors,
and the outcome isn't going to be any different.
You know what it's like, it's like a max NBA player
not want to pay the agent fee of 10%.
I'm getting the max deal.
I'm not paying 10% for you to get your tax deal.
Can you still take a plea while the trial
is already started?
He's already in trial.
I think that you could,
they offered you the pleas already.
Once you deny him.
Unless you start winning the case and they reoff and they represent it.
No, yeah, they can represent.
But not.
Okay.
All right.
I see what you're saying.
Again, I don't know about what's going on because he's so guilty.
I just have not even paid this no more.
No more.
Have you noticed that this?
And they're interested?
Yeah, no.
Have you noticed that there's a lot of like rappers or people in hip hop on trial at the same time?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
I didn't say always.
No, I'm saying always.
Oh, it's the same time.
I mean, with Dirk, with the Motory joint, with...
You think it's like a conspiracy against them?
I don't know.
I don't think it's a conspiracy against them.
I think some of these niggas did the crime,
but I just think that the government worked together to do that shit
at the same time to me.
I just think it's a lot of...
We're going to charge all them niggas at one time.
But it's back-to-back.
Different shit going on.
I just think it's not cases.
I don't think they charged them all at the same time.
I don't think they work together to do that, is what I'm saying.
I think timing happened with certain shit
information come out
Yeah
So you don't think
Like I don't think the dirt like the dirt
Like for example the dirt case
Hold on listen
You don't think a prosecutor would look at that and say
Okay since they charge in him
Let's go ahead and put that on him
But no I think
I think when they get enough information
To bring a charge
They bring the charge
Like for example
This dirt shit there's been
Whispers and rumors about what people think
happened for a long time
Yes
But it wasn't until that dude
Jam caught the gun case
and ran his mouth
because he figured
he's gonna get himself
out of some trouble
that oh shit
you're giving us what
hey
now we can go over here
and get this
so it's just coincidence
really
while it's too much
Tom Foolery
like I said last ball
going on in the dirt case
for me to care
about keeping up with it
I am interested
to see what the final result
will be saying
yeah same
I am I am I am
I am
because on one hand,
you have the guys on the stand saying,
he promised us this,
he sent us to do this,
he told us to do this,
he gave us the low,
he yada, yada, yada, yada.
On the flip side,
he never paid nobody.
Where is this money?
You worked for him.
You were getting a salary.
You had access to the company credit cards yourself.
So you were able to do these things
because one of the big pieces was,
to be one of the biggest pieces.
Why, like, people saying, oh, he's stupid.
You booked their flights in your name
or using your card, et cetera.
But if somebody else has access to do that,
that don't mean I did it.
So there is a lot of, again,
it's supposed to be beyond a reasonable doubt.
We know how that goes.
But just from the things that I've read and seen,
I see a lot of reasonable doubt already.
Now, I don't know what happened,
but just the way it's been presented,
they're showing video,
the dudes that I don't have anything.
access to money okay well here's a video you pulling out and he had bricks of money on him
that's off of you so what is this like they they jamming them up in in their own using their own
words against me the game has changed where look look these niggins street niggas were supposed to be
street niggas killers once they realize they go to jail and they're not built for it they're coming
out and they're just talking like fucking canaries niggas singing like a fucking bird look at this
shit highlighted and on top of that because they're celebrating and because they're celebrating and because
Because, you know, as far as the culture is more accepting or coming off the younger generation,
accepting the snitchers, the niggas just doing whatever the fuck they want.
That's disgusting up there.
I'm not, you know, you do the crime, you did the crime, you do the time.
I believe in that.
You know what I'm saying?
But it's disgusting.
You just to hear how these niggas into all the bodies, I mean, the OT jam nigger, they said he got like five bodies.
They did a whole thing.
And it's just watch you go out like that.
And you put your sister's address for the ops to come because you didn't like,
your sister.
You're trying to say you go put a hole in your
who was running a daycare out of house.
Exactly.
Like, nigga, you is the worst.
Brian Steele and the niggas finished jam.
Yeah.
Brian Stealing the niggas.
Cooked him.
Cook jam up.
And that was a start, though.
No, I don't know that.
No, I don't know that.
No, not today.
No, not today.
Von.
Von.
Not today.
He took the stand directly after.
Yeah.
And from all accounts was a lot more confident up there,
had his head held, had his head held, had Icon, had icons.
with Dirk, like he was very clear in his message.
It wasn't no confused.
Jam, he got jammed up.
Bonnie seems to be so far to start with this.
And like I said, prosecution is supposed to rest soon,
so we'll see what Brian still has in mind.
But the psychology of a jury is just always funny.
Sure.
Yeah.
Like, no matter what the crime is,
you're at the mercy of the jury,
and the jury is a pool of people
in whatever the respective town is.
So we saw what Atlanta thought about Thug.
I don't know if Chicago or wherever
This is not.
This is Los Angeles.
Oh, sh.
Never mind.
Yes, L.A.
And even that, like, speak to the psychology.
That's why, like, you know,
there was a big thing about how,
however Brian still refers to Dirk.
It's the accomplished Mr. Banks.
Like, I'm always trying to present that
to let you know that who this person is
because they're going to try to make them look this way.
My job is to make them look this way
and y'all have to now figure out who you think he is.
It's a chess match.
It's a chess match.
It's tough to get somebody on conspiracy for murder if there's no money trail.
If we never paid anybody.
And one of the newest pieces of evidence that they brought up was that Vani and Jam have been communicating.
Oh, yeah.
When they were supposed to be.
And they were not supposed to be.
And they were not supposed to be.
So now stealing them are trying to spin it.
Like, yo, y'all corroborated this story.
Y'all was never supposed to talk.
But it's not even the way, it's not even just that they're not incredible.
I specifically said, hey, wouldn't you speak to him?
Okay, once here.
Okay, well, who's this girl?
Oh, well, you spoke to her through her
Through a third party like that you're lying now
We got you flat out lying
So now we can say that behind closed doors
Y'all you're all conspired and crossed your teeth
And die at your eyes, yeah
Y'all are colluding, you're not supposed to do it
Again, I'm interested to see what the actual verdict is
And what Brian still plans on doing
About what Vani was up here saying
Yeah, but I mean, listen
I got to see him I got to see moves
Until he got this ass in that cross
I got to see him lose before I just predict that he's going to lose.
L.A. and Atlanta.
Yeah.
I'll tell you that.
What else?
What else?
We're out of our...
Well, since we're in a legal bag,
I know that there's a really important, I think,
development in the legal landscape in the United States.
Floyd Mayweather has joined the growing body of individuals and institutions
that are doing legal work.
Joe, can you...
I sent you to clip.
I know you haven't seen it or heard.
I haven't seen it hurt it, but I texted it to you.
All right, I'll play it, so y'all gonna hear me listen to this
for the very first time.
Same here, Nick.
Well, this is not the clip.
If you scroll down, I sent it to you Friday.
Oh, okay. Oh, here it is right here.
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remember third grade you went your finger on your finger on it
A consultation.
Yo, consultation had him been a fucking choke.
Yo.
If you could pick one, being the best, being the best fighter in the world for half many years, call it a decade.
Versus knowing how to read.
Which one would you pick?
I'd pick reading.
Because I fight the people.
I find people who can read it up with all the money from the person who can fight good.
That's a good reason.
It's what would you be?
The broke motherfuckers that can read.
It's a lot of the broke motherfuckers that can read.
Show me the money.
White head.
What is you talking about?
Yeah.
I didn't know if that was him reading it or AI.
I said that was that first one said that.
That first one said that was the problem with not knowing how to read.
That first one read too good.
that when AI snatch your reading voice is going to be.
Oh, I didn't think about it.
Yeah.
I don't know if it was or if it wasn't.
Last night at the fantasy football shit,
they played an intro song for the first time ever.
Some dude rapping for Madlong three verses and right when the end.
I'm like, who that?
And they're talking about this AI.
I'm like, nigga, yeah, I'm playing AI fucking intro music at the,
man, feel like that shit the fuck out of here.
That's business people?
Yeah, man.
I know what's going on.
Trying to get feedback.
All right, so Floyd Money Mayweather has started.
Floyd Mayweather, I think.
Hey, we can take that money.
Commercials like that, you lose the nickname.
Yeah, but this is him trying to get back
and I'm trying to have grace for him.
Me too, I think it's...
This is him trying to get back in his bag.
Look, anybody...
What bad?
Yeah, you took the words up.
I really wouldn't know.
His money back.
This is him trying to earn again
because I imagine him to be in debt
with multiple collectors
or people or countries.
So is that the consensus here, though?
You only do this commercial if you broke?
I'll do it if I need the money.
Or if you need the money.
Broke's the wrong word.
Yeah.
Do you do this?
I don't think he's broke.
Maybe by his standard of what he, you know, it might be considered broke to some other folk.
Which I said six years ago right here.
But I don't.
You don't think it's just.
He's not.
No, he ain't broke.
Yeah.
He ain't broke.
He's Floyd broke.
Yeah.
Right.
Which is still rich.
Yeah.
He could still go somewhere and find $100,000.
in like a sock drawer or some shit
if you need cash on deck.
I just seen him at the fucking,
he always had a little bag with him
with some G's in there,
but at his level, that ain't,
that ain't it.
Them a few hundred grand in a little bag,
that's not the type of money you need.
You need the, hey, we promised Dubai a fight,
and then we pulled back on the fight
because I couldn't pull through
and now you fuck.
So that's that.
But good luck to Floyd
and whatever troubles he's having
or whatever success he's having.
I ain't got no beef on him.
If you slip and fall and you hurt yourself
and you need a lawyer.
Call Floyd.
I'm just curious.
There's people you can call.
I will call the top dog
before I call Floyd, bro.
I'll tell you.
I'd call my brother Leonard Hill.
But after that, I'd call
at least seven other people.
I hope he picked up the phone.
When you tried to call on me and pick up.
Yeah.
And they don't call nobody in the places
they slip and fall.
What is it?
Huh?
I'm talking my man like that.
What are you?
What are you?
What?
Congrats to Floyd
and your lawyer management
pyramid scheme.
You're running.
Whatever it is,
congrats.
Or a reputable business.
You know, I fuck with you
because I think it's a reputable business.
You and I are on the same page
where we want to extend grace.
There's a lot of these people
be laughing at him because he was so flashy.
Who gives a fuck?
Nigger, the flash was a part of the game.
To him being flashy is what entertainers.
You don't hold that shit to him.
I don't wish that shit on him
Niggas be really laughing
People really find that funny
And I like that you're not on that side
No I'm not on people
People are at him like this
Mark already admitted part of which is because he's been so
Flamboying
Ragadocious and flamboying
I just don't do it like that
I think everybody goes through shit
Everybody fucks up
A lot of people sign bad deals
A lot of people get desperate
You don't know what people's options are
Again I don't assume that just because he had all the money
that life has been great for him.
For sure.
He's lost people, people have died.
He's been in the middle of some controversies.
It was just something coming out where he had to sue,
was it showtime or something for some...
I'm sure he's been burnt.
Like, yeah.
And mistreated it.
I want him to get all that money back.
Yeah, I want every penny of it.
I'm never rooting for the bosses against the workers.
Even if the workers are well paid.
Like, you deserve what you deserve.
Yeah.
Speaking of workers against bosses,
Clipper Gate is on the...
Oh, shit.
the board there.
Again?
What'd you do now, Mark?
No, I didn't write it.
I'm not sure.
How did that keep making his way
to the board?
Like, we got,
I didn't write it.
What happened?
I didn't write either.
He wrote it.
I assumed something happened
with Pablo or Donald Sterling
or Danny Manning?
This is,
Danny Manning.
This is J.B. TV Clipper Gate.
Oh, shit.
What?
What happened?
Dog, don't look at me.
It was my birthday.
I don't know nothing about
about you all.
I looked at.
I don't have a topic list.
I don't know what happened.
It was my birthday.
If you think I was paying attention to the internet
on my birthday as a newly engaged man
expecting a baby girl soon,
sorry, buddy.
I think people may have misinterpreted it
because when someone put what the news was,
you put flames underneath it.
Oh, I just put flames under the post,
the post that I saw.
I thought it was a great idea.
I didn't know what was going on.
I thought it was great fire.
It was a great fire idea.
Engaged things just don't lie.
I'm not trying to lie.
Hey, I told Ian about a month and a half ago to do something.
He just got around and doing it on my birthday.
Awesome.
So what happened, Preeze?
What I saw was, apparently the clippers had gotten an email saying that,
and I don't know because I'm not on that tier,
but they got an email saying that they're only allowed to clip up the main pod episodes.
Okay.
No more Patreon.
And those who are.
were part of the
Clipper community
were highly upset at this.
Yeah.
Highly upset.
They were nice enough to say, though,
in fairness,
that we were allowed
to still pay the same amount.
Oh, okay.
So, yeah.
Well, also, you can not pay nothing
and you could go ahead
on the fuck about your business somewhere.
That's an option, too.
It's always that option.
You're dumb, all the complaining is shit, I'm 46, I'm not doing it.
You mad? Don't pay it.
The end.
If you can't afford it, stop it.
If you don't want to afford it,
stop it.
not making nobody do nothing and I'm also
not listening to a whole bunch of crying from
a whole bunch of places. It's over. We're
running a business. This is how we're running it. That's how
it's looking. If you're not participating that is on you
there's no beef about it. Joe Burton sends
message to the clippling community.
Sins and all caps
and big guns. How does it make you feel, Mark?
How does it make me feel?
As the King Clipper. Because the consensus
was this was a direct
response to you. Yes. It was.
Because I get him.
They were saying that you clip up the Patreon episodes in their entirety the second they hit.
Again, I don't know.
These are the two that I was saying.
Mark's capitalist ways have oozed out of him in the recent.
This is not a capitalist way.
It's an anti-capitalist way.
Wait, what?
This is absolutely anti-capitalist way.
Get them, Mark.
Get them.
Capitalism alienates workers from their labor.
For example, I make a desk.
I can pay $8 an hour to make a desk.
The company then sells a desk for $200.
They're making money off my labor.
They didn't make the desk.
I made the desk.
Okay, I follow.
This is the desk.
All of us deserve more than what we're getting paid.
Me clipping up a show that I'm a part.
If I was clippling up the breakfast club,
that would be capitalist exploitation.
It's my labor.
It's your labor.
All of us should be clipping this shit up and selling it.
If anything, the fans,
no disrespect to the other clippers,
they're the ones that are getting rich quick
off of our labor with the clipper gate.
Not me.
I'm actually on the show.
I get that.
Got them?
I get it to you.
I might be the dumbest thing I've ever in my entire time.
Oh, that's fine.
But as an artist who worked for the label,
no, no, as an artist that work for a music label.
Mark it's too bright.
He's trying to bait me into a back and forth
so he can clip it up because this is the main episode,
not a Patreon.
That's where you get a shit off.
Tell me how it was dumb.
I agree with your, go ahead.
Although I agree with your premise that we all underpaid.
No, no, all jokes aside.
Severely.
When you sign a-
I'm down, tell everybody what anybody make,
so they could be the judge.
When you sign a contract.
Tell everybody what everybody makes so they can be the judge.
Grossly underpaid.
Don't stop.
Go ahead and tell you.
When you sign a contract for said labor, you agree to a fee.
When you agree to that fee, you are doing so willingly.
So if you're underpaid, overpaid, or paid justly, you have accepted what comes along with your services for said pay.
For sure.
You know what I'm saying?
That's why I don't sue.
So to say that somebody that submits labor for a fee,
it's being robbed from the fruit to their labor
no you're being compensated
through the fruits of the labor I didn't say robbed
not robbed
I say alienated
alienated no it's an important distinction
it is no no no if you're being alienated
from the fruits of your labor
you signed on to determine what that labor is worth
and when you do so you did that willingly
so I don't really see
again
where the alienation of the fruits of your labor
come from I think that's just
and again I ain't even
about to do the whole big
back and forth dialogue about
this. Changes have been made.
More changes will continue to be made.
If you're not with it, don't do it.
And we also signed, remember, but we also
then, they came to us and said, hey, here's another
piece of paper to sign, where you can make more money.
You don't want to make more money, make more money.
So the same way I signed the first deal, I signed the second deal.
And I played within the bounds of the rules.
And now change the rules.
And now the rules have changed.
And I'm still playing by us.
And the rules will continue to change.
And so that's what I'm saying.
And there's not a conversation to be had back and forth about it.
The rule has changed now.
Get with it.
Don't get with it.
Don't cry to me.
Drop it in a suggestion box somewhere.
Here's the only thing I think I should have did different
because I know you care what I think about this.
Very much so.
Y'all should have told people with a little more notice.
Nah.
And I'll tell you why.
The money came out of my account for the clipper fee.
And then I got an email saying that the rules changed about five hours later.
If I had gotten that five, six hours early, I may not have played this.
That's all I'm saying.
And I'm not saying y'all did it on purpose or not, but that's not cool.
That wasn't cool.
And I think that's what, you can't take the money out and then say, you know what, the rules
have changed.
And the rules would change effective.
Effective, immediately.
I mean, I personally didn't see the email until after midnight last night, so I got a few more off.
But as of now, I can't do nothing else about it.
We either going to play by the rules or we not.
But, you know.
yeah no sorry
sorry sorry that you guys are mad
that you can't take our paywalled content
the second that is made and do whatever you
want with it sorry
yeah what else we got
I well go ahead
I want to
I sent you another clip that's all
I ain't playing that clip you send me
I'm not I know you not at all
Mark you're gonna be a room with the place
Mark sent me a clip
no no no no no no you're not going to set me
Mark sent me a clip about Clarissa shill why I let you do
all that clip of bullshit just now without editing it.
Mark sent me a clip about Clarissa Shields
that at first glance appears to be funny.
I think it's funny.
I have a rule where I'm not talking about Clarissa Shield.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I keep saying that.
That's my man's girl.
Let him rock out, do what he's doing.
I have nothing to say about nothing funny
that comes from the Clarissa Shields camp,
especially after they took my boxing,
my boxing rant I went on
and somehow manipulated that into
Joe Button is hating on Clarissa Shields
I have time for you right now
That's some bullshit when they do that right
No I don't think it's bullshit I just move accordingly
The game is the game I know what I signed up for
I don't cry about it like niggas
So I'm not saying nothing about Clarissa Shield
I don't even know this good luck
I pray for her I hope all is well
But for context
We don't got to cover it but she's making
She's having fun with it too
She's making fun of her
The video's not making fun of her.
She did an interview on the Shade Room with the Shade Room.
And they posted a video.
They were saying, like, what would you do if you weren't a boxer?
She said, I'd be a singer.
And they said, well, can you sing something?
And then she had a little bit of fun, like, singing Tina Turner.
It was more of a conversation.
Good for her.
Good for her.
Awesome.
Check it out on a jukebox near you.
Like, I'm cool.
Good luck to everybody.
I don't have time for none of the small shit.
I got too much real shit going on.
and I'm preparing for 2027.
And the time to do that is now.
So you're not going to try to distract me
with 2026 games.
Too focus.
Too many scripts trying to memorize
too many lawyers to pay.
It's too much real adult shit going on.
And I'm engaged with a baby on the way.
So please, with this Clarissa Shields
would sing.
I'm cool.
Clarissa Chil's best of luck to you,
support all your endeavors.
Do you just say scripts you try to memorize?
Yeah.
You doing some acting?
I got some things going on.
Yeah.
Can you share?
No. No, no, no, not at all.
Not all. You got TV?
No, you know, Mark.
Actually, he didn't have a TV.
Just libraries everywhere.
Just books.
Well, get you a TV, man.
I will.
Get you a TV. I got some things going on.
We'll see. I don't want to talk about you much.
Well, you said best of luck to everyone.
There's one group I don't wish best of luck to.
And that is the Los Angeles Rams.
Why?
Did they get the luck whether you want to wish it to him or not?
Yeah, pretty much.
So I'm going to be able to stop wishing it against them.
Okay.
Aaron Donald officially unretired.
My man.
Shoo.
Love him.
No, we all love him.
I support him.
One of the best.
Not when Miles Gary is on the other side.
Sheesh.
That's why he came back.
I know.
So they can stop doubling triple team and me.
I've got to deal with him over there.
He'll have a different experience on the other side.
It's about $20 million for a year.
With incentives to make it.
jump to 30 and a player option if I want why why am I not coming back to it it's in Los Angeles
I've been working out look at my body I'm mad strong I took the water jug held it up side
let's say I don't kill I say I'm 60% of what I used to be that's enough made 20 million
dollars that's enough though when I got that nigga over there and the whole team is
juice you know this this shit come on
a stacked team.
Who else?
They got McDuffie.
They got McDuffy.
They got another quarter, too.
Hold on.
I'm looking at it.
They went crazy to us off.
They went absolutely crazy.
And the fucking Seahawks players
talk about all of that for us?
Yeah.
How do they talk about?
Yes.
All of that for y'all.
The champs.
Yes, that's what happens.
Other teams load up.
Other teams come back
and try to be their best.
That's true.
Yes, all of that for y'all.
The fuck is he talking about?
I can't wait to see Aaron Donald.
Shit, Michael Rappapapap
and Fantasy Draft took the Rams' defense.
way earlier than anybody started taking a defense.
He was the first dude to take a defense.
What was it, round seven?
Round eight.
That's my bag right then.
He took the Rams defense early and snatched Devonte Adams
when I was thinking about taking him.
Rap, you got that off.
But yeah, took the Rams.
He believes in him.
He's all in.
Yeah, don't say.
I waited a couple rounds,
snatched the Texans.
And then everybody jumped in.
Texas defense.
I'm usually going to pop the defense.
What I've seen him do last year,
I can't not pick the Texans defense.
Yeah, word.
I don't think they have much faith in the offense.
I think they got Dave and Montgomery to kind of control some of the game time running the ball.
I think that defense is going to have a monster year.
Yeah, awesome.
That's how I feel about my team.
Exactly.
It's going to be defense and no offense again.
Can I just say, I want to shout out to people out there that, you know,
that don't all the way love their fantasy football team.
That's tough.
I got to shout y'all out.
You know what I mean?
I don't know how much I love my fantasy football team.
Who's your first thing?
A plus big.
I got an A plus in CBS, best grade.
I got the best grade or, no, we got a B on whatever the other little chit-sheet thing we look at is.
But they said we had the number one starters, number one points total by starters, all this number one shit.
But I had the second pick in the draft.
Who did you pick?
So I picked Bejohn.
Okay.
Can't go wrong.
And when you came back around, which the experts say is a bad pick.
Really?
Why?
Crazy.
Because there were players available that could get you more points.
i.e. Jamar Chase and Puka.
They had Bijon as maybe the fifth.
But in some of the shit I've seen,
I've seen Bijon go one in a lot of places.
I'm fine with Bijon and be saying.
Who's the next thing?
They also said my receivers are weak,
which I get it because the snake had to go up
and come back down.
My second pick was George Pickens.
I like George Pickens.
He's not a number one to understand.
And my third pick was because receiver was the thing.
I picked Rachie Rice.
That one was trees.
Yeah.
He's the clear number one over there, and he went crazy for me last year.
He's the clear number one.
Travis Kelsey is fucking 70 years old.
They got Xavier Worthy, who we ain't seen since he broke that record at the Columnine.
Columnian.
Column.
Column.
Rest of peace.
At the Columbine.
At the Combine.
God damn.
Remember Columnie?
We are old as hell, yo.
The Columbine.
But yeah, we ain't seen Xavier Worthy.
fucking they got the rookie kid that's supposed to be nice
but he's a rookie. He's the clear number one
and after I drafted George Pickens who's not the number one
I wanted the number one. Okay, okay.
My fourth round I went
Colston Loveland.
Okay.
Fifth round I went,
Lamar Jackson.
Not bad at you.
Although it's always a little hit and miss with him.
Yeah, I was shocked that he was still there
at the fifth. We were jumping for joy.
We switched our strategy up a little bit.
Took Lamar Jackson after that.
We went, oh, this is where we started
fighting a little bit.
Uh, no, it wasn't Brooks.
It was fucking Ramandre Stevenson.
Oh.
Oh.
Who I had a beef about because at some point,
Trayvion Henderson is going to explode and just take the backfield.
Yeah.
Yep.
That like seems like the writings on the wall right there.
But we took Stevenson, we took Jonathan Brooks from the Panthers.
Okay.
And once we took Jonathan Brooks,
Keeb was dead set on handcuffing him and getting Chubba Hubba.
Okay.
So we got Chubbaubba too.
I ain't mad at that.
Put a lot of stock in what the Panthers do.
Yeah, it is.
We got the Texans.
We got Wondell Robinson.
Pretty much.
Listen, they like the job that we did.
We got an A-plus.
But again, that's because of the starters.
Our starters are supposed to be scored at most points.
They hate our bench.
Our bench is weak.
But when I get the waiver wire,
when I get the waiver wire, I'm not losing it.
I'm keeping it until one of these running bats get hurt,
and I get somebody that can affect things.
That's dead on that.
I'm keeping that shit.
Not bad.
And that's how I went.
Fantasy football season is starting.
It's starting.
It's time.
Good luck out there.
I'm a little bit over it, but I'm going to still do it this year.
We're going to do our league, so I'll do that.
I don't know why I'm over it.
You don't know for money, or is it just like bragging rights?
I'm over it in our league.
I'm over it in a little personal league.
Yeah.
There ain't nothing shaking.
There ain't nothing shaking over there.
Not enough money on the table.
And not only that, but once niggas get out of the running, it'd be walking.
It'd be wacky shit going on.
And I don't have time.
I don't have time to manage.
two teams and one person and
no one gives a fuck.
Yeah, I'm cool on that.
Let me get over here.
That's why I had tried some.
It's big money and people are serious.
That's why I don't play Spades for free.
Got you.
Because somebody would sit down and just be
free niggin and I don't have time for all this.
I had tried, I think it was like
maybe the first year we did it.
I had picked this up from another league I used to be in.
And what they would do is have
like every two weeks the combined score,
the person who had the highest,
you'd win something.
Like out of the initial pot.
So at least even if you,
you ain't in the best
standings.
As I said,
I did it in one of the,
even if you're not in the best standings,
you're still having it still play.
And then they got,
now they got it like if you are,
once you're automatically eliminated,
your squad is locked.
And then,
so you can't, you know,
because people will start dropping motherfuckers
because they don't care no more.
True.
And really, this is why I stop commission.
The commissioner can go in
and set one lineups if you, like,
let's say you out and you just quit
and stop fucking with it,
you know a wacky shit.
The commissioner can go in and set your lineup.
Interesting.
So that at least
It's so competitive.
But I ain't got the time
to do all that shit.
That's why I was like,
Keith,
you can have it.
Listen,
y'all have a blast out there.
Shout out to the people
that love their team.
Shout to the people
that absolutely hate their team.
None of us will know
how our team will fare
until the games
actually get played.
That's a fact.
And that's coming soon.
Yeah.
So we will find out about that.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What did,
we were talking about Lionel Richie?
Something happened with Lionel Richie.
Yeah, he's not doing what.
He needs our prayers.
We got to pray for Lionel
We got some.
That sounds like serious business, so I'm not going to make all of my fucking Chris Brown
Usher Hate Jokes in here.
This is serious.
Lionel Richie's in ICU.
He's a legend.
He's an icon.
We absolutely love and adore him.
He's done so many great things.
That's all the great songs in the world.
We ain't gonna just fucking hold him to the haters shit that he said a few weeks ago.
Let's cover him in our prayers and keep him safe and protected.
That would be horrible news to receive in the fourth quarter of 2026.
You know, I have my own theory about the fourth quarter of
some of these years, particularly this year
and a few other years.
But in the fourth quarter, people that you love
just get to, you know, people get to dying,
and I don't want to see none of that.
What's up with the older acts being, like,
not having to perform still this late in life.
We're talking about, you know, not investing, right?
You see how you retire, you focus or something else,
and you stayed retired.
But a lot of these, our older acts are,
just performing like up today like 89 90 you think it's still for the love of music or do you think
it's financial and if it is financial what do you think is the issue we were talking about that
little bit with the gladys night the other day and um a lot of it is the money for sure but then there
are people a lot of it is the money and then there are people either they know have money for themselves
that they got to take care of somebody else but i do think some acts just like being on the road
some people don't need the money and they just like being outside they're
like feeling young or feeling younger.
I know like some coach basketball coaches
and football coaches, for example,
who the moment they retire,
like within a couple of years, they die.
Because there's nothing else.
You know what I mean?
So some people are-
I think so much of you.
I think Lionel wants to be on the road.
He's had way too much success to need to be on the road.
I think he,
also, like, to Mark's point,
like what you see what athletes
or what you see with entertainers is,
that's really where they feel alive.
Yeah.
Like being on the stage or at the game
That's my identity.
Yeah.
Like, so, once that fame goes away, a lot of them motherfuckers be depressed and going through real serious depression and shit like that when they stop playing sports or when they stop performing.
So I think a lot of them need that shit to really feel like they got a purpose.
You all I think about it, especially with athletes.
They've been playing since they was six, seven years old.
And, you know, you're blessed to have a long career.
But you look at a nigga like Jordan, Jordan.
But all this is says, you know, he ain't come making it to the game.
He did.
I mean, he did twice.
That time twice, but...
Three times.
Or the Wizards, yes.
The Wizard was...
He never had no kids
to make the league, though,
and played on the same team.
Like for all his successes, right?
He get none of them drafted.
For all his successes, his kids just did crack.
Yo.
Stop it, man.
It was powder.
Yeah, that's not nice, yo.
At some point, listen, I'm expecting a baby girl.
Part of your success is what your kids turn out to be.
I'm sorry.
I don't make the rules in that.
His kid was having crack and watermelon for breakfast.
It was cocaine.
Ordered it from a concierge.
That didn't change
Joy of a success
On vacation
That didn't change
What I'm saying
It sounds like a hell of a morning
Yeah
Cracking watermelon
It was powder
Okay powder
Powder and watermelon
Yeah
In France
What Frank Ocean said
Cocaine for breakfast
And I saw the company he was with
He was having a good morning
Okay
Then I'm wrong
Then I'm wrong
Shit and then powder
That might still be last night
It ain't even morning
How about that?
Oh shit
It's morning
Time is a construct
Your never was on a date with a chick
And realized midway through
That she went to the bathroom on you
Yes
And you had to figure it out on your own
She didn't tell you y'all'm gonna do a bump real quick
There were signs
The signs were there when she came back
Couple goals
Couple goals
Damn
It didn't make you get away from the bitch
Not still
No no no
No
Y'all still beat
I don't like what still is doing
in that same
Exactly.
A lot of heavy lifting?
Might have misunderstood our purpose.
Y'all be you up?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know Parks fucked all the fucking chicks that was doing a bump in the bathroom.
Ice?
Yes.
If you date the strippers, you dated.
You did.
I was mad as hell.
I told the story about the girl.
I'll tell you all this.
You don't know.
Is you fucked a bunch of chicks that did a bunk.
It wasn't just the girl.
It wasn't just got more as a principle as possible.
That's because you stay away from the knowledge and facts associated with doing a bump.
But if you do some research.
You think she was just that?
that talkative?
No, that one chick,
that's some of energy.
He said, yeah, you thought she was hitting that.
Man, she can keep up with me.
Talking ass nigga.
That's hurt to war.
Mark?
Yeah, all the time.
All the time.
Wait, huh?
All right, it's some Columbia shit going on
and some all the time.
Make it clear, bro.
They didn't women in news
and when I was in the underworld.
The two extremes is like,
a lot of cold.
You did something yourself?
No, I've never done coke in my life.
You smoked weed before, right?
Yeah, okay.
I'm walking to the bathroom, though.
You're walking to the bathroom?
Yeah, because the chicks is doing a bump.
They're not familiar with where the bathroom is in the house.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
It's right here.
It's right here.
They go spend a little time in that motherfucker.
All he did, in your career.
Yes, nigga, the bitch that you was on for decades.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, we've been on Coke heads.
He knows what time it is.
He knows what time.
Don't play with me.
Boy, I'm your man.
I know you.
But he ain't know that.
That's crazy.
What's crazy?
He's stupid.
I did know that.
I'm dead eyes.
You're talking to me or him.
What happened?
He got to know that.
He knew because that one taboo game, we all announced it.
We said it.
Oh, shit.
I wasn't there.
Y'all told me about it.
No, you were there.
You were there.
I'm serious.
No, you wanted to fuck the girl.
All right.
This thing can make me, man.
Let it go, man.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
You were there.
You were there.
You were engaged.
with a baby girl on the way.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Stop going down.
That's what I get for talking to unengaged.
The liar, they still lie.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
Unengaged, niggas, they still just,
they like gambit with the lies.
They just lie like for practice.
The niggas that's not engaged.
With a facade, I hate that shit.
I hate that shit.
I hate that like that.
He's lying right now.
I let him get his shit off.
No, for real.
You're right.
We got to get it off.
Diggas don't be engaged.
It's his birthday.
He got to get it off.
You think it's going to stop today?
No.
No.
You're a career at all.
He can't never just be honest.
Yo, I was trying to fuck the girl at the cold.
And she was sexy and I didn't know.
She was a bad.
I've tried to fuck a lot of girls in my life.
That don't mean I knew that they was on no coat.
You know that there's sexy Cokeheads.
And you know they're in Englewood.
Come on, now.
What the fucking are you talking about?
You know they're in McLeard.
Come on.
I'll name the spots in New Jersey.
They don't get to be in.
So you know, nigga, all I'm saying,
they're surprised.
It's insane, bro.
But go ahead.
You know they exist.
And got hard off one of them at the taboo game.
Yes, on rock.
Both of y'all.
Leakie.
Oh, shit.
Both of y'all was on rock.
Yeah.
Hey, I got a check on that, too.
I liked her.
Oh.
That's my home girl, nigga.
Yeah, nigga.
I don't know who you're talking.
Don't worry, I'll tell you on the break.
And it'll all, that muscle memory.
Think about muscle memory, it'll come right back.
You'll know exactly you want to.
And she was actually.
Yeah.
I was just in shock when she went to the bathroom.
And didn't share.
Didn't offer nobody nothing.
Oh, so you rude?
Selfish.
Self-centered.
Self-centered. It's fine.
Anyway, anyway, what else is going on?
What's Vlad and Norrie?
Yo, Norrie, listen, dog.
Norris for Chris and out, Vlad on Twitter.
Both of them.
I wake up early.
You wake up early.
It's good to know that my Virgo brothers
wake up early.
That's another.
for me to be made whole pause.
You don't have to call me at 5.15 a.m.
I'm not ready to talk to nobody at 5.15 a.m.
At 5.15 a.m., I'm still trying to take my leg
from up under my fiance's heavy-ass leg without her waking up.
It never works.
And as she woke up, it's just a mess at 515.
I got to make my coffee go outside.
I don't know, Norie, what you was on.
Don't call me at 5.15 a.m.
But, Norie and Vlad seem to be beefing about something.
Oh, yeah.
Which, if it wasn't 515, I would have asked him about.
Vlad been mad at a few people, all for the same thing.
He's mad at Shaq.
He's mad at Norrie.
He's mad at somebody else.
Boosey.
Boosey.
And a big thing for Vlad, what he told me, was that everybody used him for the platform.
I'm sorry, he uses him on their platform.
He looks everybody out, doesn't charge, nobody shows up.
And then when it's time to return to favor, everybody goes, goes.
And he feels like that's disrespectful and fucked up.
Vlad made numerous attempts to get Norrie back on Vlad TV.
He flew out there, he paid his own money.
He said, Norrie kept spinning him and spinning him and spinning him.
And instead of Norrie just telling him flat out, no, Norrie would say, I'm going to do it.
And Vlad said, you know, it didn't happen.
So he went at, he went at motherfucking Norrie and said he don't fuck with Norrie,
then Norrie's going back and forth with him now.
Say that Vlad wants to call him a nigger.
Well, no, this is, so.
More black kids than you.
Before that part.
So then Norrie came out and admitted.
He said, yeah, I spung you.
I changed my mind.
He said, he was like, I fucked you.
I used you on my platform, and I don't like that you don't contribute to the culture.
Like, he broke all that shit down.
He was like, yeah, I'm not doing it.
Then Vlad put a video out where he was interviewed.
Vlad was interviewed by Charleston White.
And he was, yeah, that's what happened.
What he wanted to do?
2027 is the year for Charleston White.
To do what?
It's over?
Oh.
Okay.
People keep trying to be nice to you and let you off the block
while they ground you.
At some point, people are going to lose their patience with you.
you should bleep that.
Because it's going to happen and they're going
I didn't set it up.
I don't want you have to say that in court.
Oh my goodness gracious.
All right, go ahead.
Believe it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You were saying.
Y'all can't look at the niggins sometimes and tell me.
Yes.
That's what I'm worried.
You got to say it.
You can't say it.
If I thought he wouldn't, I wouldn't care.
There's no charge for that, you know.
They can't take me to court and say you said it first.
You could be in sighting it.
Or somebody says, you know what Joe Bunton told me.
to do him.
Yeah.
Oh, good point.
That's more what I'm worried about.
All right, fine.
I did it because Joe said it.
All right, yo,
2027 is the year
Charleston White is going to be safe.
Yes.
He'll never be safe for the year.
Do what he talking?
No, no, honestly.
He'll be so safe.
Oh, super safe.
Take that.
Take that lawyers.
Ah, I fooled you.
Go ahead what you were saying.
But, yeah.
So, so, yeah, Vlad put a video out,
and he started insinuating all this shit
about Norrie.
Norrie and Puff and just a lot of just wild shit he was saying.
He brought people with alcohol problems up and forcing to drink alcohol.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a lot.
Yeah, they're mud slinging.
They are.
They deep in the mud.
So then, yeah, Norrie's been going back on Twitter and it's a lot between them.
You got to be honest, I just left Fat Joe party.
Everyone made everyone promises that no one's keeping.
They were so normal.
That's a shit.
Somebody say, hey, how you doing?
I've seen you a while.
Let's go over and get coffee.
I got it.
That's a woman.
He does it to be on the time.
Shit.
What I'm saying is, that's standard
industry practice.
When a person see somebody,
standard shit is being polite.
It's being fake, though.
Right.
It's being fake, but it's actually
stared at shit.
Like, I'm actually used to be alive, too.
That's terrible.
That is shit.
That is sad.
It's sad.
It's sad.
It's all the only reality because, you get curved.
Damn, me.
That don't make it cool.
It doesn't make it cool.
That don't make it cool.
I don't care enough about Norey and Blad's back and forth to, like, really unpack this.
Y'all have told me the bare essentials.
Now that I've heard them, like, okay, he lied to you.
He spun you.
Vlad, you spent your own money.
You went out there.
I get it.
Vlad may be taking that harder.
For me, what Norrie just said in the clip, I know to be true.
I know everybody doesn't take it that way.
But in the industry, it is kind of standard to be a certain amount of fake.
In fairness, it's different when you actually do a thing.
Like a favorite for a favorite thing.
I can't chalk that up to this.
Talk me shit at a party.
If I say, if I say, let's meet for coffee, cool, we're just talking shit.
But if I text you and say, I'm going to meet you.
I'll be there at six tomorrow.
And you say, okay, that's fucked up.
It's when you take that extra step.
Let's trade content, cool.
We all bullshit.
But once I fly out and do yours,
now you kind of owe me.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Or let me put it back.
You got right to feel away about it.
If I promised you some content and you flew out
and I know that and then I dub you,
then it's safe to assume,
nigga, I don't fuck with you.
But the thing is...
And I spun you.
I lied to you.
I tricked you.
I invited you here.
I misrepresented what it was for.
And now you just out here looking dumb.
and in that instance,
Vlad has the right to do whatever he wants,
but Norrie clearly doesn't fuck with Vlad.
But he had him on his show,
and that's my thing.
If you don't fuck with me,
then don't invite me to your show.
Hold on,
that was Vlad's point.
And I'm not,
definitely not defending,
that was Vlad's point, though.
He not just had him on his show,
but multiple times.
He was like, I had him on in 2008,
and he puts the clip up.
Had him on in 2010,
puts the clip up.
Had him on here.
Had him on here.
It's been like four or five times.
Vlad had Norrie on his show.
Vlad had Norrie on his show.
So then he went on to say,
Stop.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before you continue with what else happened, to y'all,
does that mean that Norrie fucks with Vlad?
No.
Okay.
No.
That doesn't mean anything.
Go ahead.
And then he says, um, what, and then Norrie asked me to do his show.
That's the part I'm talking about.
Okay, cool.
I do it.
Not only do I do it, Vlad is showing the numbers.
This number has outperformed everything else outside of maybe three interviews on your show.
So I've clearly contributed.
Contributed value.
Yeah, yeah.
I've made you some money.
We've had a conversation where you said, okay, you know, you did mine, I'll do yours.
Great.
I'm trying to get you to come back to do my show and you're basically lying to me.
And Vlad was like, I wouldn't have no problem with it had you told me up front or even one or two conversations down the line.
Your dogs, I'm not doing it.
But you just keep.
Well, that happens that it's not a trick.
No, he takes to find out.
I don't understand.
You said if the goal is to trick you, I'm going to keep spinning you on purpose.
There was just no need to do it.
Hey, yo, what's wrong?
You're praying.
Nor is I got every right to not do Vlad's shit.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not saying he's glad.
I'm just saying, don't ask me to do your shit.
Tell me.
I know that on podcast we speak from like this high moral ground.
Nobody ever invited a chick to fly out somewhere and then change their mind while she was in hour three of the flight from L.A.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Have y'all?
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Anybody but.
Yes.
Hell,
it's mad times.
All the time.
How do you do this?
What do you do this?
What do you change your fucking mind?
Like a man.
What do you say?
Nothing, nigga.
You're not saying nothing.
Now you're at the airport just roving around.
Nick, at some point, you'll come to your own clue that this is not happening.
If you're an adult with common sense and some fucking discernment, no.
You're not going to stand on fucking, what's a little JFK Boulevard where the little gas station is,
right before they were. You're not just going to stand there walking around for seven hours.
Oh, he threw me out. No, bitch, it's over.
The fuck are you talking about?
Do you really buy a ticket back?
No.
He don't answer the phone at all.
That's right. I'm thinking it's a round trip.
And again, I'm saying that I've done that before.
You're engaged now.
You don't think nothing crazy about that?
That's fine.
No.
Okay.
You don't think it's file?
It's file.
I was living foul.
There's, hey, newsflash, people, there's people out there living foul.
No, no, no, we don't.
I'm saying there was a time I was living foul and didn't consider people in a jam that put them in the situation.
No, we didn't consider that.
We put you on a plane when we was hot and horny.
But today, you got in the plane, we saw the catfish picture, the picture without you photoshopping and using fucking face tune.
But so much happened by the time you got to play.
Now I'm fighting with my girl.
My alibi ain't lining up the way it's supposed to line up.
Hey, I can't get with you.
This shit that happens.
And you go, you go just radio silence.
It's happened before.
I'm not saying that.
it was a habit.
But because my question was,
you don't see nothing wrong with that,
and you said no.
No, it was foul.
I'm saying it was foul.
All right, all right.
No, no, it was foul.
Okay, okay.
But I'm also-
The way you're talking was like,
there's nothing wrong with that.
That's just part for the course.
I acknowledge that sometimes niggas is living foul
and everybody ain't out here doing the right thing.
Some people don't care that they dubbed you.
Some people don't care that you out here on an island
by yourself with no tax it.
Some people don't care.
The people that's trying to do the foul shit
don't care about your well-being
during the foul shit is all I'm saying.
Yeah.
I'm not trying to cape for it.
I'm not trying to cape for it.
I got it.
That makes sense.
So I think we all the same page did that shit that was there.
It's still foul shit.
It was foul.
Hey, you know who wins?
The fans.
Because Norrie going to come up here next week.
Because I did call him back at 530.
I called him back.
I'd say they didn't answer at 515.
I called the back.
And he said, hey, man, if I come up there and do the show today, I can fly in and I'm like,
nah, no, no, not today.
but next week
we can talk
and then I just hung
he said bet
he's going to come
so we win
we get content
because Vlad is saying
fuck Norrie
and anybody who love him
love that from Vlad
and Norrie is going to come up here
and kick Vlad's back in
yeah
it's probably who's going
and it'll be
maybe if y'all talk nice
it'll be on a main episode
so you all can clip it
super capitalist
yeah
if y'all are nice to me
I'll do something nice for y'all
and put it in a main
so you could clip it with your little salacious captions
and make money.
And we could be a happy family again.
But if you complain,
pay wall.
Yeah, if you complain,
it'll hurt me.
And I'll respond.
I'll hurt people, hurt people.
That's what I'm saying.
So careful who you type that shit to.
Niggas knew not to add me with it.
I saw it on some algorithm
for you bump into it.
Types you.
Don't add me with it on my birthday.
Goddare.
I play pretty games back.
What else we got?
What else we got?
We got some bad news.
Real bad news.
Real bad news.
This isn't the joke set up.
Okay, got it.
Y'all heard about the stabbing in Times Square.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't.
Yeah, there was a woman who was in Times Square with a knife.
Stabbed multiple people, right?
Yeah.
I think it was two people.
One died.
One turned out to be a vice president from a Bank of America.
Wow.
Was it intended?
That's what I don't know.
It didn't look like it.
She was just bugging out.
Yeah, just, and the police, you know, they tried to talk to her for a while.
They tased her twice.
And that didn't work.
So I had to resort to other measures.
Jesus.
She's no longer with us.
Wow.
And I'm watching people outraged that she's no longer with us.
Like, that the police did that.
You know.
And yes, dance is what?
I'm on the police side in this case.
I'm sorry.
We tried everything else.
We tried to talk to you.
We tased you twice.
Shut up, Mark.
I want to be one low now.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's good for me and you.
It's the main episode.
Any of a minute.
Sometimes.
Your stance on that is what,
just so we're clear?
Yeah, we got this thing.
What did you say?
That they were correct in putting that hot shit in her.
And killing her.
Yes.
We tried the other shit.
It didn't work.
Now, I don't like when they just immediately resort to that.
But if we tried to resolve this, speaking to you, they had us around it.
There's a bunch of videos.
We tased you twice.
Some niggas can eat the taser, and they just keep going.
And then when you charge that dung with a knife out, all right.
She did some circles here first.
So you were killing women if they're mentally ill.
I'm with killing a person that charges out you with a knife out if you've exhausted all other options.
Yes.
And all other options mean just a taser.
I said they tried to talk to the young lady.
They tried to.
Talker down.
They tased you.
And now you're running at officers
with a knife in your hand.
I don't know what else there is.
I'm busy.
I don't know nothing about this case.
I'm just busting your ball.
I know you are.
But I'm standing.
I'm not moving where I stand with that.
I can be completely by myself with it.
Is it where you stand?
Do you disagree with them?
Do you agree with them?
How do you feel?
I disagree with him.
I just think that when it comes to de-escalation,
there's a bunch of things.
And we've seen, we've seen,
we've seen white boys chasing the cops.
They've run.
We've seen,
you could shoot them in the leg,
they could have tased her again.
She ain't going to eat four and five tasers.
You know what I'm saying?
I just think that when it comes to preserving human life,
you take every precaution in measure that you can
and that's your last resort.
Let me ask you a question.
What if taking her down was preserving human life,
she already just killed somebody.
So now if we don't,
and she go stab another person and she takes another life,
then what?
I'm talking about the police officers
that tased her.
Like, you could tase her again.
And again, like, she's just not going to eat all of tasing.
I just think that your goal should be to preserve life.
That's my opinion.
Shoot her in the leg.
These niggas is marksmen.
They go take shooting lessons all the time.
Shit like that.
I just think that you take a life when it's just totally necessary.
Did you see the video of when I seen it?
She was about the distance where I am from Flip when she charged.
You saying in that moment.
How big was a knife?
I don't know.
It was a small knife.
Okay.
She's killed somebody with the knife.
It's effective.
And harm someone else.
And harm somebody else.
I haven't seen the videos.
I just don't have it.
I don't have a tape.
Like, I get it for the both part.
And I'm saying in certain instances, my nigga, you're right here.
You're rushing.
All right, cool.
That didn't work.
We have to put you down there.
Does anybody here besides this disagree?
Mark, where you stand on this?
I think, I agree with Isch's main point,
which is that police often don't exhaust all their resources.
I think that's a fact.
I agree with that too.
And there's direct correlations between race, gender, class, and their ability to subdue
or DSICLE.
Yeah, they get real creative when it's a white guy.
They get real resourceful.
But I didn't see this video, so I don't feel comfortable speaking about what the police did
in this instance.
Because I also noticed somebody was charging at me with a knife and they were three feet away.
I'm not going to get so resourceful and creative.
But that's why I'm not a police officer, right?
They're trained to do that.
So I don't necessarily think, I mean, shoot people in the leg is very difficult.
difficult, particularly when they're
running at you. You're trained to shoot for center mass.
Tom Square, crowded with people.
Shoot somebody in the leg running.
I miss, and now I hit a...
It's just a lot of shit going on.
And get shot out of the leg doesn't say stop someone's
for momentum, necessarily, depending on what kind of
bullets they are, depending on how... I mean, again,
there's a lot of factors here.
But I think what's most interesting to me
is that we're at a stage in life and in society
where we no longer just assume the police are right,
which I think is a good thing.
I think there was a time when the police shot people,
people said, well, they must have done something wrong.
They must have to say.
At least now people are asking questions.
People need to see the video before they make a decision.
Before the police always got the reasonable benefit of the doubt.
And now we've realized that as an institution and as a system,
they don't deserve the benefit of the doubt.
They deserve to be scrutinized just like everybody else.
Doesn't mean they're always wrong in terms of the decision they make in a split second.
But it should be looked at first.
It has to be.
I'm not sure if I like the police executing a civilian ever.
That being said, I don't like that the focus is not on.
the person that she killed.
The focus is on sympathy for the killer,
which is a little bit misguided to me.
Because it's a mental health issue, I feel like
we should have room for both. My deepest sympathy, obviously,
is to an innocent person walking through, I'm with you,
walking through Times Square. You should be able to walk through
Times Square safely with your family, solo,
going to work, whatever. It was on this very podcast
only a few months ago that I'd said to y'all,
the room full of people, that Times Square is one of the most dangerous
places in New York, and some of y'all didn't understand what I was
saying. But this happens in Times Square,
every week. Maybe not this specific
story. People getting punched. People begin, yeah.
You're right. Robbed. The mental health crimes
that hit the news often are
in Times Square. When they was killing the homeless people, it's in Times Square.
A couple weeks ago, a nigger pulled out of gun, family
started shooting. It was in Times Square. Time Square is a tourist attraction.
So now niggas with guns, gangs, gangs, dancing.
Niggas is dancing. Everybody. There are people up there
frequenting there
who are not well.
And while they have that little police
station that's right there where it
seem like they should be able to get there fast,
the shit always happened a couple
of blocks away from it. And when it's
in motion, I'm sure that time is a lot.
That time is going. So I mean,
Times Square is dangerous as shit. There's a lot
of mental health problems
in Times Square. It's nuts up there.
And to be clear, like, even if, say,
there's the little police station and there's
police all over the place,
moving around to Times Square is not easy.
Yeah, that's true.
So if the cop is across the street,
it might take him a second to get over there,
let alone to be able to make an action,
like you said, without hitting or harming other civilians.
And why don't we got to always go.
And Times Square is still, I'm sorry, all right.
Go ahead, okay.
Time Square, you know, getting older,
there's so much knowledge in learning the geography
of places and the infrastructure.
Time Square cops, them cops is probably there solely
to protect Broadway.
And solely to protect, what's that, 46th Street.
The theater.
Police General, they to protect property.
All that shit.
Yeah, the mental health nigger is going to foot locker on 41st Street to stab every, the juniors, they over there with it.
Like, they're on these side streets in Times Square where the cops are not just running over there.
No, no, we're talking about, your point is valid.
We're talking about Manhattan to Parkes's point.
I could be literally across the street.
It ain't like I could just run across the street.
And it gets cabs, cars, as mad people's mad.
thousand people on that quarter.
I could literally be witnessing some shit
and can't get over there
to effectively diffuse the situation.
I'm watching this video too.
I'm now seen it three times.
Thank you, Amani.
I don't know what I would have done different.
If someone was that close to me,
would it charge them with two knives.
I'm with freeze on this.
I mean, for conversation's sake,
I wanted to hear from all sides.
It's different.
I'm not mad at none of that issue.
Or freeze is insane.
I was watching something recently where there was some mental health guy running around.
And in the video, there was a lady that was in a wheelchair disabled crossing the street.
And he was coming right to her.
And he stabbed up in the wheelchair.
He kicked the wheelchair over because she was fighting back,
stabbed her while she was down.
And a local security guard came over to try to help.
But he couldn't get the guy off.
So he left.
He was still stabbing the lady in the wheelchair.
He left to his car, got a gun.
Came back, shot him in the chest.
My God.
He died.
He stayed on the scene for police to come.
Miraculously, this lady survived.
And she was stabbed about 11 to 12 times in the neck.
And you see it on video.
I forgot where I was watching this.
But you see it, I don't know.
I don't want to lie.
But you see it on video.
And if you see that in action,
an older lady in a wheelchair who can't really defend herself,
but she did.
So let me not say that.
She fought long enough.
to stay alive while he died.
How could you not say,
yo, kill him.
Shoot him.
It's tough.
Let me ask you a question.
It's tough.
It's tough.
I just got one quick question.
Like, back to the Times Square instant,
we didn't hear anything that confirmed us.
Why do we always jump right to it's a mental health thing?
Like, you just said that some people just be fucked up.
Like, some people would be living foul.
Like, we don't know this lady's situation to automatically assume
what I see.
When I saw them circles.
Yeah, like if you're standing outside trying to stab people randomly.
Yeah, that's a mental health issue.
And on top of that, the bigger problem is that with all the shit going on in the world currently,
I feel like the government and the world are not taking mental health serious.
At all.
I feel that there should be programs or things for free that can help people outside.
They're shutting down some of the programs, a bunch of them.
Yeah, they're shutting down some of the program.
I think it's important to have some because there are a lot of people that you can just snap.
You can just snap one day.
And that's the issue.
Too often the debate becomes what does the officer do in a split-second decision
with a person with a mental health issue on a knife?
And the bigger question should be, what do we as a society do with all these people?
Yeah.
80% of people in these jails have mental health issues.
And that's not a coincidence.
And if you look in New York in particular, like in the 70s,
there was federal funding that went to all over the country, actually,
to mental health institutes.
At the end of the Carter administration, beginning of the Reagan,
administration, they got rid of all of that stuff.
And people who were in mental health facilities ended up on the street.
On the street.
And then instead of fixing it by giving mental health support to people on the street,
we criminalized homelessness.
Yeah.
So what you do is we made more laws.
We made the net wider.
So homelessness laws, anti-trustpastity, anti-camping laws, which is really just for people
intent to living outside.
We basically said anybody who's outside, we're going to criminalize poverty.
We criminalize mental health.
We criminalized poverty.
We're criminalized mental health.
We criminalized drugs.
And when you do all of that, you end up with situations like this.
somebody who slips through the cracks, they're not getting any support.
So by the time you're this woman who looked to be, you know, in the 30s or 40s or whatever
she was, like she's obviously had a whole set of circumstances.
This ain't the first incident she's had.
This ain't the first thing she's ever done.
I doubt she was just at work one day and snapped and pulled out two knives.
So there's a lot of, there's just no net support for her.
So by the time we get to the point where the cop has to shoot that person, I mean, the
cops are fucked up in so many ways.
I don't even believe in policing.
But I can't put this incident on that cop.
It's on the system.
But Mark, real quick, there are incidents that, sorry, they are.
incidents when people snap.
Like something could just happen. For sure.
You know, that you could just have a moment.
Something could be triggering and you just snap.
So those things happen.
They can.
And you just go outside.
A lot of times, there's a lot of family members like that.
Like, you just spoke to your cousin or your aunt.
And then something happening.
And one day now they're roaming the street barefoot or they're doing something that you never
expected them to do.
Right.
And that's just in an instant.
For sure.
And if our society were reduced to those people who just snap in a minute,
uh-huh.
I think we'd have a relatively safe world.
Got it, okay.
If you go to other countries,
the chance of mental health are not greater or lesser,
mental health issues aren't greater or less than these other places,
but somehow they managed to deal with it better.
Deal with it a difference because they got more institutions to manage this stuff.
Yeah, you can snap in an instant, but the idea you snap an instant
and you have access to weapons, sometimes guns, you know,
and there's nobody to protect you,
and there's no police force that's trained or security force or safety force
that's trained to de-escalate, they're trained to shoot you.
all of that stuff together
was a rest of a disaster.
Yeah, all that stuff together
makes situations like this almost inevitable.
And that, for me, is the bigger issue.
And one more part to that,
before we do leave the topic,
I want to make sure we say rest in peace.
Yes.
Because the young lady's name is Aaron Piacenti
and rest in peace to you.
Rest in peace, sir.
And thoughts and prayers to your family.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, this is just,
I just can't imagine
just walking down the street
and somebody comes stab you.
I'm almost more scared.
the knives and guns in that way.
Shit, it's ridiculous.
And you're scary.
Stop.
I said almost.
I have a terrible fear of getting stabbed up.
Because even when you do self-defense training for weapons,
you accept that you're going to get stabbed up.
Even if you can disarm you're going to get cut up and sliced up.
A gun, you hope you can't run, duck, and you just can't shoot.
But if you get stabbed up, it's rough.
And new New York rules, I keep trying to tell y'all.
34th Street is for bums and the mental health patients.
There's no reason for you to be at VIM over there or the Sprint store.
What else they got over there?
Like I said, the Sprintz.
There's nothing.
No, no.
It's what the 304.
Sprint don't exist.
Conway is over there still.
Pay less.
Oh, to Met the Metro store.
34th Street, y'all I'm trying to tell you something.
34th Street is for the bar.
The Bums, the Homeless, and the Mentally Unwell.
And Macy's.
42nd Street, you're going to get a pass if you're going to BBQs or the movies because the game is game.
But anything else?
Hey, and some of y'all that just sit on the sidewalk while the artist draw your picture, I let you all live too.
But for the rest of y'all, 42nd Street is for the homeless, the uncapped, the Bums, and the Mentally on the L.
Time Square, unless you are a business, promoting a business.
or have a billboard up or a dancer.
The dancer niggas too.
There's nothing in Times Square but gunshots,
stab wounds and...
Huh?
Yeah, I don't even know if he did no boy.
It's the fucking man.
Times Square don't get the naked cowboy.
Ain't no Spider-Man.
The man holding a sign up.
None of the tourist attractions.
It's a mess.
If you go to Times Square,
you're probably trying to get stabbed,
shot, or attacked by the mentally
unwell. Or watch the ball drop.
Yeah. Yeah, it's over
for all of that. Yo, it's drop around there.
There's a lot of people that used to live in New York
that moved from New York, and there's a lot of people
that didn't used to live in New York that have now
moved to New York, and they just don't know
the rules of the New York.
Y'all are going places that TikTok
is saying is friendly.
It's not. You're going to die.
Yes, the Joker steps
anywhere that's dangerous.
They beat the dogs. They had the niggas.
coming to the Joker step trying to play around.
They threw that nigga all down the stairs and all.
They hit it with the bottle.
Yo, you knew New Yorkers.
Learn which parts of Manhattan you shouldn't go to.
You knew people that's going to Brooklyn because on TikTok it says Brooklyn is safe now.
Learn about it.
The Bronx, they're a little bit behind and their gentrification.
So some of you all think it's sweet up here.
Just don't go.
New York ain't for the niggas that don't really know how to move around New York.
I'm telling you, you are begging.
to get stabbed, shot, or carjacked.
You are.
Stay home like me.
And I know New York.
Good advice.
Good advice.
Listen, enough giving advice to the mentally ill.
It's been a good episode today.
Indeed.
Let me play you another one of the slats
that will be played at the Joe Button wedding.
Ish, don't lose your mind when Luther come on in my wedding, yo.
It's not your wedding.
He don't believe in weddings.
He's going to be dressed like you.
I'm going to say,
I'm doing that.
I had to my man.
You know, he fuck with Luther's his man.
No, no, Luther's his man.
He might try to make eye contact with somebody in the room and sing to him.
Nah, nah, nigga.
He's going to be there with his lady.
Come on a little bit of Luther here and now.
Jesse Powell, you, uh, come on.
That's one of the ones.
Come on.
I walked down the aisle of this one.
You did?
It seemed like some sappy shit you were placed.
You don't want playing it?
Parks walked down the aisle to Kanye.
You're such a bitch.
You're such a bitch.
He's cool.
What you're going to come down to out to?
I got to figure.
Pump it up. Pump it up.
Pump it up, you're fucking.
You should?
Fuck you're talking about.
Fadjo, what did you walk down to out to, nigga?
What was your wedding song?
He's the favorite.
Luther's my favorite of all time.
Luther's good.
You got what you always got that Eric Bonaid, right?
Oh, Eric Bonae.
It's good wedding songs out there, man.
I'm getting my wedding playlist together, man.
It's happening.
You know you better than me.
I can get on my knee enough.
Nigger, my knee is done, yo.
My knee is...
I tried not to do it.
Listen, man, again, we want to shout out
to all the people that are taking
that next step out there.
You know what I mean?
The people that are engaged,
the people that found the love of their life
and ready to live the rest of eternity
with the person that makes them hold.
We want to shout out to all the married people out there.
We want to shout out to all of...
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
It's a bunch of unmarried niggas.
You know, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, it's non.
Yo, no, you're cool with me.
You know, your man's going to get you shooting at him.
Be careful.
Yo, he potted him up and a buddy.
He'll think you're shooting at him.
He'll try to come off on you.
With all due respect, are non-married people.
You think I'm done?
Are non-married people talking during my shit right now?
You're not married.
You're not married, Joe.
Are not engaged people talking during my shit right now?
It's talk, nigger.
Amani, I love you and how you popped out of my
party, but if you continue to talk
during my engaged segment
say something, go ahead, say
you. I want to only shoot it
ish. I don't want to shoot it you.
Everybody that's not
engaged, do the world a big favor. Shut the
fuck up while real niggas.
Real niggas that's in love talk over it.
Luther wasn't made for y'all.
Wow,
the truth of peace.
That was fucked enough for that. Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't know.
He was singing the niggas, boy.
No, just.
Right.
He was.
There we go.
Shout to look.
Another one of the jams that would be played
at the Joe Button wedding, man.
I don't know who's going to play it.
We'll figure it out.
Listen, hopefully you've enjoyed this broadcast
as much as we enjoy delivering it to you.
Please keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you a do.
Farewell.
Adios, Areva, Durchey.
Asta la vista, au revoir.
Yo, niggas, that's not engaged.
We don't even need the sign language.
Your head too big.
You keep nodding your big ass head while you're not engaged.
Nigger, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Yo, last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure.
Why do I care about what the baddies are doing?
It's over.
I don't give a fuck what they're doing out there.
I don't even notice.
I don't see nobody.
I don't see nobody but my baby.
Listen, man, y'all hold it down out there.
And this is not a stall tactic.
The wedding planner is that that's happening.
That's happening.
You moving like that.
Yes, this is happening.
Yo, we're not stalling.
We're not waiting no time when you find a person you love, yo.
When you find a person you love, you don't waste no time.
You just have them call a lawyer.
You call your lawyer.
And then if everything goes the right way, we'll talk about it.
We got to talk about it. We'll talk about it.
Listen, man, hopefully y'all enjoyed this broadcast.
Y'all hold it down to marry people, the engage.
people, the single people, the girl dads out there.
The girl dad's out there.
Boy, y'all did the right thing.
These boys are slow and another word, I can't say,
but it rhymes with but tarded.
And that's all I got for y'all, man.
Any final words, any final words?
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, congratulations again.
And congrats to your lady too, man.
Congrats, good.
I was waiting her to pop out, man.
Congrats to my baby.
I love you long overdue.
A little late, but right on time.
Man, I can't wait to spend the rest of my life.
with you shout out to the kids shout out to my kids shout out the family shout to all the
virgos out there and fad joe's here shout to the leos too listen man that's what it is we're gonna turn
up this stevie we're gonna end this the right way listen until next time y'all holy now for that song
got about six more minutes to it so we're gonna shout out to stevie one to lionel richie we are
praying for you always get well soon until next time
