The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 101

Episode Date: February 22, 2017

The guys sit down to discuss New Orleans, fighting signs, Mendeecee's 30 for 30, snipers, past stories, the Drake interview, and more! Sleeper Songs of the Week: Rory: Daniel Caesar "Get You" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sweE862aOGc Mal: Elhea "Wonder Woman" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCA4euoPSvA Ice: Sahbabii "Pull Up With A Stick" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs2UYShruJg Joe: 6lack "Bless Me" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD8vLqdE3fU

microphone check one two one two microphone check one two one two you have to pardon my energy i'm i'm just waking up i'm sure around the 20 minute mark i'll be fine um what's you guys's excuse why y'all seem so melancholy do we yeah i'm i'm in a good mood i'm in a bad mood fucking lakers ain't shit we're not starting with the small sports report. Fuck that. And the Lakers at that. Yeah, where does he think we are? Episode number 101.

Three digits, 101. I will name this podcast later. I cannot believe we have done 101 of these. Across from me is Rory Lanez. Maul is here. Got you. Ice is Rory Lane's. Maul is here. Got you. Ice is here. Yes, sir.

Pat is here. Chris is here. Everyone is here. I haven't spoken to these gentlemen about what we're talking about on this podcast because I just woke up recently, and Rory and I have been arguing since last night. So let's start. Let's get ready to rumble. Let's start. Let's get ready to rumble.

Let's start there with a quick, brief update of Rory, our podcast intern, trying to do something special. Wait, I'm an intern? Well, you're many things. You wear many hats, is what I'm saying. How I'm a part owner and an intern. Rory, owner. We got to check the paperwork. We can. Listen. Shout out to owner. We got to check the paperwork. We can.

Listen, you want to give an update? Is Marissa no longer a friend to this show? Come on. Let's just get right to it. I am actually a bit upset at Marissa. There we go. Yeah. Come on.

Clap it up. I don't know. I don't know. It don't matter. It don't matter. Just clap. Just clap. What happened with Marissa?

Just clap. This is news. I'm saying on the podcast because I honestly feel a way. You should. I honestly feel a fucking way. Now, mind you, I have no idea. I don't know the extent of what he's talking about. I just know the end result.

Oh, this is what the text was about in a group chat earlier? When you said what you said I was asleep earlier Nah I don't think so Nah I don't think so He gave us bars And just disappeared Did he?

Me and Ice was like So You sure that was me? Yeah that was you No that was Imani I didn't speak in the chat period today Y'all talking about Imani's Little new number that I'm not saving

I'm not saving that number Nah I didn't save the number I thought it was Imani I'm not saving Your little gay LA number Yeah that I didn't save the number I thought it was I thought it was Imani I'm not saving Your little gay LA number Yeah that was Imani You think I saved my shit

To an 818 Uh listen And we're gonna get Yeah Yes And we'll get to that later I actually stand corrected Yes

I would maybe change My shit to an 818 I would change your fucking shit But uh Yeah come on Update us So we were trying to put together For the 100th episode

The one Oh come on Rory Put on a compelling story voice The 100th episode Last week It happened earlier Oh yeah on, Rory. Put on a compelling story voice. The 100th episode last week. It happened already. Oh, yeah, that was me. That was me. How could it be compelling?

It happened already. But the people don't know. Yeah, no, they heard 100. No, make it juicy. Rory. Pause. For the 100th. What are you pausing?

That was a pause. You said make it juicy. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that shit. Like we said, we tried to put Peter and Monty on the 100th episode just to bring back the whole team for 100 weeks. Do the people know that? Yeah, we made-

No, not really. I don't- Yeah. Rory, this was a good idea that Rory had. Okay, so it's not happening. In theory, of course not. The 100th episode was last week. But I mean, it can still happen.

Yeah. The guests can still happen. See, that's what I thought And then Madi couldn't make it From LA to New York Because she had work Madi got a new job in LA Clap it up for Madi

She got a new job in LA Which I was like Oh that's great You're picking up more days over there That's awesome So I run in That's great Madi's like alright

Maybe I can do next week I said bet I run into Peter in New Orleans I said hey I'm still down to do Tuesday If you want to record. Peter said, yeah, we could use ESPN. So Peter goes through this whole shit to get ESPN in.

No, you ran into Peter in New Orleans. You took a bunch of gay pictures. Don't leave that out. You still tight? Still implies I was ever tight, but go ahead. So then Peter and I reconvene last night. We're like, all right, let's set this up. I have to go through some shit to make sure Chris can come in with the camera.

Peter's certainly taking a risk because he's not supposed to be doing this. Madi was cool for this for three fucking weeks. And then three fucking hours before we're supposed to do it, Madi says, nah, I'm cool. I don't feel comfortable, which is fine. You cannot feel comfortable. I have no problem with that. My problem is that I did all that and you've been comfortable for three fucking weeks and three hours before you're not comfortable anymore. And I've had a terrible fucking day and adding on to that did not fucking help.

And that's my piece. You seem pretty upset. I've had a really bad day. Probably one of the worst days in my life. So this was not helping. You're turning a little ruch. I'm pissed. Ruch? I don't know what that is. What is that, a rouge around the cheeks? A nice candle. He's turning a little palm. Yeah, it's a little tangerine-ish. You're a little tangerine right now. Wait, today was, wait, all right, so we got to have an intervention.

Oh, no, no, no. Today was one of your worst days that you've had in your life? I had a very, very close person pass away. Oh, no. I know. I saw your Instagram, so I'm sorry about that. I'm talking about outside of that. It was a bad day outside of that?

No, that was. Okay, okay. Got it, got it, got it, got it. All right. I understand that. So, Madi didn't help to that. No. I want to shout out to Madi and Peter.

I was in the car the other day listening to Michael K's ESPN show, which Peter is a part of. And they were really angry at Peter for, I guess, the part that I heard anyway for not holding down, shouting out their show when he did the celebrity basketball game. I didn't see it, but they pieced it up, and they were great. Peter is such a much better sports analyst than he is a hip-hop analyst. Well, Peter's very smug with hip hop he's not so much

smug with sports yeah which I think he would admit in a room well that's why I wanted him here so I could actually

speak to him about well Peter and I spoke and we said let's do ESPN with him on at a time it made more sense today I just didn't think it made sense

to rush to ESPN to just do that Peter I would love to have on just so I could speak to him about all that's going on Peter, I would love to have on just so I could speak to him about all that's going on. Peter,

Manny, I wasn't interested in speaking to anyway. I wasn't interested in speaking to, nor did I really get the full picture of why we were going to have her here, but I congratulate her in all of her endeavors, and I'm glad that she could not make it today.

It made sense for your day one listeners to bring that full circle. I mean, that would have been cool. That would have been not make it today. It made sense for your day one listeners to bring that full circle. I mean, that would have been cool. That would have been cool. So it would have made sense because there's still people out there that just. Yeah, but know what would have been really funny? She would have came here today, and we would have had to discuss Drake. And she had a big problem with that in her exit.

So where do we start? I'm off of that. So much has occurred, and it seems like we have to talk about it all. We'll go to mall later for sports. I want to try to not go to mall for all of the reads, the OVO read, the Future read, Future Rocco. What else? Chris Brown.

Let's start there because it's serious, and I don't want to be serious for an entire podcast. So where are we starting? What is that ticking noise? I don't know what that ticking noise is. I don't know. I'm a time bomb. Ticky, ticky, boom.

That was mad corny. I'm a time bomb. That was corny as fuck. Get it? Ticking, time bomb. Light, light, light. Bars. Wait, hold up.

Real quick. So Chris Brown, Chris Brown, right? Yeah. Did y'all read this story, or do I have to give a background update? You probably got to give the background for us. Carucci has a restraining order on Chris Brown. She says that he threatened her life and has hit her in the past. Okay, that's fine.

But today she has a restraining order. She hasn't had one. So I guess that's what the story is here. Is it official? She has a restraining order. She has a restraining order. Official. When I say official, I mean the blogs are reporting it.

Like I didn't see that. I don't order. I didn't see the paperwork. Yeah, I think it's official. I'm pretty sure. Everybody picked it up. Because he put out a video saying some shit like, don't believe all that shit.

I know, but he also put out a video two to three weeks ago saying I'm 100% wit stalking my ex-bitches. Yeah, he did. So I just say that to say it just doesn't look. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. My thing is, why would she get the restraining order now, though?

It might have been getting worse, but it's 100 feet. I mean, I'm not too familiar with restraining orders, but 100 feet is pretty fucking close. Well, that's a restraining order. A restraining order. A restraining order. You can't run up on them. I can do mad stalking from 100 feet is pretty fucking close Well that's a restraining order A restraining order A restraining order Can't run up on him I can do mad stalking From 100 feet away

Just stand there and stare at you I can annoy the shit out of you From 100 feet away Goodness I don't know if I had a restraining order That I'd want it to be only 100 feet Like I want you a good mile Away from me

The thing about restraining orders And when women get them is I don't know how to interpret that anymore And I'm no longer talking about Carucci and Chris Brown because it's such a sensitive matter that you have to tread lightly when you speak about it. But I know a lot of women who get restraining orders as an argument tactic. I'm not saying that she's doing that. Please don't misconstrue my words.

But, yeah, they use it as like a ploy when they're not afraid at all. And it's very easy to get. All you have to do is say, I'm afraid of him. I mean, the court system is designed for women, so it's not that difficult. Yes, that's not a hot take. Kill me for that, feminist. On the flip side, though, there's a lot of women out there being abused and shit. Of course, I'm not taking away anything from that.

I'm just an angry guy. Yeah, I want to get into your bad day. I want to know how you be relieving this fucking sad fucking anger. All right, fine. So that's it. I just wanted to report it. I don't have anything to say about it. Y'all know I pray for Chris Brown.

It's probably the best for both of them. He just got to let it go. I always joke around and say, you know, you always my girl, all that other shit, but he got to let that go Like And I always joke around And say You know You always my girl All that other shit But he gotta let that go At some point Hmm

Alright so that begs the question When do you let go Of your ex That doesn't want you anymore When she get the restraining order Please I was just about to say You let a piece of paper

Stop your quest Hey man It ain't worth the freedom A piece of paper Has never stopped a quest Over here It ain't worth the freedom Oh Ice

When do they ever call And say Hey I have a restraining order He's here They never say that Right They don't get to the phone

Right Yo I'm crying That's a joke That's a joke That's a joke Now we shouldn't joke We shouldn't joke about that Y'all know I pray for Chris Brown

And Karuchi seems to be Doing well for herself Since she's separated Herself So I'm gonna leave But what happens When she gets a boyfriend

The boyfriend doesn't have A restraining order On Chris Brown He can come within A hundred feet of him You can absolutely Have the right to beat Her new dude the fuck up

If you want That's tricky When you go to beat The new dude the fuck up if you want. That's tricky when you go to beat the new dude up because it looks like you're fighting over the girl. Duh. Nah, it's just. Well, what are you fighting over? Well, remember when I wanted to beat up Jera Smith? Was that you that was with me? No.

Oh. I probably would have stopped that. I think you was with me because I think you're the person that stopped me. Oh, no, I went anyway. I was crazy. Oh, in the strip? Oh, yeah, I was there. I know you was there.

I know the fuck you was there. You're the only nigga that was going to talk some sense into me. Yeah, I was there. But speaking of that, so I want to talk about, this is just real quick. I want to talk about something. I want to ask Maul a question.

What's up? Maul. Deani tweeted, because that's what I do in my spare time because to ask Maul a question What's up? Maul Deani tweeted Cause that's what I do In my spare time Cause I don't have a life I just follow Maul and Rory All week

And find the sucka shit they do So Deani tweeted My whole life Fuck We're still searching? Yeah You said that

Then went to Deani So obviously me and Maul Ain't do no sucka shit Shit I do sucka shit? Deani No you didn't do any sucka shit No you know what You didn't do any sucka shit Cause you're not a sucka You don't do no sucker shit. Shit. I did sucker shit? Let me hear it. I didn't say post. You didn't do any sucker shit.

No, you know what? You didn't do any sucker shit because you're not a sucker. You don't do sucker shit. But when I read certain things from you and Roy for the time. It's because you know me. Yeah, I know.

I know. Go ahead. Let me hear this. And Bionic tweeted, my whole life, my complexion was treated like a disability. I'm sure she didn't sound

like that, but go ahead. I don't know. She might know. She really might. I'm telling you that when I read. Oh, you a sucker. I know what you a sucker. You a disability. I'm sure she didn't sound like that, but go ahead. I don't know, she might have. I'm telling you that when I read... Oh, you a sucker. I know you a sucker. You a sucker.

That's what you're doing? Go ahead. I'm still lost. That is what I do. Okay, this is going to be good. I am that petty. I know. I know.

Nothing better to do. I know. I know. Go ahead. So when people tweet, I just hear a voice about a tweet. So I read,

my whole life, my complexion was treated like a disability. And who read, my whole life, my complexion was treated like a disability. And who's there two minutes later? You guessed it. Maul. And Maul said,

I had to reassure her that it was okay. It was okay. Maul said, such idiots. Wait, first of all. Nah, sir. Get the fuck out of here. Go ahead. I wouldn't believe that from mold reading it says more says such idiots

that's a black gold right there are you the guy that says he didn't know what he had crazy I took a shot I can't take a shot But alright Time out Time out Is this a shot? This is not a shot This is not a shot That was me Actually that was me being stupid

I know this is a little layup line I was about to say It ain't a shot But it's A little nice 360 reverse Yeah yeah yeah That's all I want I get it

I don't talk like such idiots You know I don't talk like that But when I Such idiots Yeah like come on You gotta know that That was like Okay this nigga I know But just know I don't talk like that. Such idiots. Yeah, like, come on. You got to know that that was like, okay, this nigga. I know. But just know I'm going to favorite every one.

Such fools to treat you that way. Now, all right, that's more. Rory. Uh-huh. I hate it now that you've had a bad day. No, no, it's fine. Because let me tell you how whack I am. Well, you know, we know that.

That goes without saying. I'm even whacker than you thought. whack I am. Well, you know, we know that. That goes without saying. I'm even whacker than you thought. All of the gay

Henny Palooza bro pics that y'all take. Even you by yourself, the room spinning, the suit. Oh, that was dope. What, you think

we set that up? That was there. It was a booth. Have y'all seen any of these pictures that they took? No, no. So y'all don't look at Rory when he goes to his Henny. He's a totally. Have y'all seen any of these pictures that they took? No, I haven't seen none of them. So y'all don't look at Rory when he goes to his Henny.

He's a totally different man than Henny Palooza. He has to be. It's a different hat. It's a different hat he has to put on. All right, tell me about that hat. That's the party man hat. No, it's quite the opposite. I'm very, very serious, Henny Palooza.

Like, deadly serious. How was it? I don't smile. It was great. It was great, great, great. So when you laugh, you laugh. Like deadly serious. How was it?

I don't smile. It was great. It was great, great, great. So when you laugh, you laugh. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. And then like. So how was the laugh at Henny Palooza? Is it a little more serious?

I just want to know. It's just a ha. There's not much laughing. H-A-H-A? He spell it out? Yeah. It was great. No.

I was trying to get over how I laugh at Henny Palooza. I mean, outside of Henny Palooza being great, I didn't know that this amazing city existed in the 26 years I've been living. I've never been in New Orleans. I had no idea how I used to love, think Houston was it for me. New Orleans is fucking amazing. New Orleans is amazing. I'm banned from New Orleans. In every sense of the word, down from drinking in public to the women to the food to just how it looks.

That nigga definitely got some ass out there. Yo, everything is great. Yo, ladies, when women, when niggas come back and say, yo, the culture in that city.

The culture. The culture. I mean the women. Oh, man, the women are fire out there. Well, I'm not sure if I, because it was

All-Star weekend, so they were from everywhere. It wasn't just, I don't know if I met a chick from the Ninth Ward. You don't want to. No. No, no, you don't want to. But it was great.

I think I'm over. Oh, I saw, this wasn't Henny Palooza, but at the. Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't start no conversation with me like that while cameras is rolling. Yo, I saw. I don't know who you saw. Slow down Completely not women related At the Beats party

With the cool little spinny thing Wayne came out To just perform And I don't know How much Beats paid him But that motherfucker Did a whole Whole show

Brought out All the hot boys Manny Fresh Everyone but baby Oh I saw that on Instagram It was amazing It was so much fun to watch I saw that on Instagram It was amazing It was so much fun to watch I saw that on Instagram

That was a great moment I would have liked To have seen that Live But he's done that before It was such an odd stage That's why I kept seeing Everybody saying like

Oh Wayne reunited He just did that At his Louisiana festival Exactly You're the only one Following every rapper On your 90 laptops You're the only one Doing that We don your 90 laptops You're the only one doing that

We don't know that Wayne Had done that before That was a big deal Like that was the big deal The first time I'm sure With the Hot Boys Yeah he did

Turk Yeah that was dope Yeah that's what I'm saying He did that Tell me They were all there And the stage This is

The stage was cool Cause 2 Chainz was up there Remy Joe Pap Wale You know Regular characters

But what's the guy On the travel channel With the fucked up hair The food network and shit Oh Guy Whatever So picture all of them

And then like stage left Is just him Yeah Jumping up and down With everyone else It's lit It's very odd It's fucking lit

But nonetheless A great party I still don't even know Who this person is Y'all talking Guy? If you saw I'm thinking Aaron Hall I don't know what y'all talking about

Nah it's like Guy Ferreri Aaron Hall That's it right there Guy Ferreri is it? Yeah Something like that Well he was there That was great

Well thanks I met Allen Iverson That was cool A little Stan moment I don't have Stan moments That was really really cool That's the Stan moment But yeah that was my Stan moments. That was really, really cool. That's the Stan moment. But yeah, that was my all-star experience.

All right. How did that exchange go? How did that happen? Oh, it was some... Yo, hey, I'm Stan Lee! Get the fuck out of here, little nigga. That's me. That was me.

How did this... Just like that. It was... Yo, I'm never going to judge a Joe Budden fan at a meet and greet for the rest of my life. Because I always used to sit there, and not clown, because I know how many people Joe has affected in his life. And I think that's great. It's hard to not clown sometimes, though. But, dog, the way when Allen Iverson came in and I was just like, yo, fans, I just wanted you to know I've been a really big fan my whole life.

I can see it. I can see it. That was me. So let's talk more about it. So you got a little moist. He had a moist moment. He was excited. Yeah, he was excited.

I mean, my draws were the same way when I entered than when I left. I felt the same way when I met Mike, though. Iverson is Ice's man crush. Actually, Ice has mad men crushes. Time out. I do? Yeah. Ben Roethlisberger, 100%.

No. No way. That's a wild man crush. That is wild. Jeezy. Who else? A.I. Jeezy and% No no way That's a wild man That is wild Jeezy Who else A.I. Jeezy and A.I.

That's it That's too many Men crushes already That's two I stand One of them I stand for Jeezy and A.I. Fuck y'all

Wait one is too many I started starting five He had two Yes I stand for Jeezy and A.I. Say what the fuck They talking about Top eight Damn you took talking about The top eight

Damn you took it to the top eight Let me ask you this What age What age can you not No longer stand Depends Like that depends on what How long you been standing for

No no no You can't stand for like New Like New age niggas It gotta be It gotta be something Yeah

Like you can't You can't even be within Five years of them Yeah You couldn't have went To high school with them That's weird They can't be your peer

Put it like that Oh that's like When niggas see The younger person And call him big homie Yeah Your malls rules I love

I love you being the guy That I get the rule from You should stop rapping When your son is in high school I disagree with that That's weird Everybody I'm way

off that one. It does something like, you know what I'm saying? Your son is now old enough to affect him. But that's a good thing. Yeah. You know, it can be a bad thing too, though. And the rest of my rap career affected your little ass. Take this too. So if

Meek, let's just say Meek and the whole Drake shit. If Meek had a son In high school During that whole Meek and Drake shit You think that was good For his son During that time

Meek should have thought About that before He jumped out the window I'm just saying Let me stop doing The thing that feeds my son In case I have a beef And a bunch of memes happen

No I'm just saying But no this is why You gotta be careful With that is what I'm saying You should consider Your child No consideration for sure You should I'm not gonna stop rapping consider your child. No, consideration for sure. You should.

I'm not going to stop rapping. Listen, let's cut to the fucking chase. A lot of hip-hop shit happened. What do y'all want to start with? Well, wait, real quick. Being that you was on the subject of a meet-and-greet and everything, what do y'all think about that whole Big Sean shit with the meet-and-greet? That shit was cool.

I didn't hear anything about it. Big Sean had a meet-and-greet in New York City. Apparently, there was a gentleman who waited on line only to apparently assault him when he got up there. No, Big Sean said he didn't touch him. He said he tried to swing. He's supposed to say that, though. He is supposed to say that. He's supposed to say that.

People that was there said he got the shit smacked out of him. But it's corny either way. I don't care. It's whack. It's corny. That don't make you tough when someone's sitting there Waiting Thinking I'm gonna sign You waiting online for hours Now you get up here

And smack him And start talking shit You don't get strikes My thing is What does that do for Artists going forward Like I think that's gonna Fuck up the meet and greet game

They just gonna make The table bigger That's not gonna fuck up The meet and greet game He had 90 cops Pounce on him As soon as he did it He definitely jumped on his ass

But was there a real issue Or was this one of those weird No no Like let me do this To get Instagram likes He was on wet Maybe Drake will follow me back He was on wet

He didn't seem like He was on something Laying on that ground It had to be wet though That nigga sounded like A disgruntled fan He was like Nigga you pussy

Birdman said so I still don't know what that means Yeah I didn't get that Did Birdman say That you don't wait Did Birdman say that I I still don't know what that is. Yeah, I didn't get that. Did Birdman say this on the way? Did Birdman say that? I've never heard it. I never understand the people that, you know, you call somebody pussy.

Like, what is supposed to happen from there? Is my mind supposed to say, all right, I'm going to shoot you. I'm not a pussy. What time he was like, I could give two fucks that somebody's calling me a pussy. Because some people care all about their name and how. My name ain't pussy. I'm just saying. Niggas care about that, though.

Oh, he called me pussy. I got to prove him wrong. Listen, if. Young niggas. If you're at a meet and greet, you're thinking that you're going to meet your fans and people who actually want to meet you. You're vulnerable. You're defenseless. Right.

I hope Big Sean is okay, and I hope that't stop Stop nothing As far as meet and greets go Cause there's been a couple Of situations though You know Come to a Joe Button Meet and greet and do that Word Word

For real Do that at my meet and greet Nah that wouldn't happen All of them fans I wouldn't even be me Them fans would try To kill that nigga They was mad

The Big Sean fans was mad Like yo you fucking it up Cause they shut it down After that They was like yo you fucking it up because they shut it down after that. They're like, yo, you fucking it up for everybody else. Your fans,

he wouldn't even have got to. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. You can't shut no Joe Budden meeting Grease. They shut that whole venue down if that happened. I like starting with Future

and Rocco because I like being able to inform, be informative about the music business on this podcast. Because I feel like we're all more knowledgeable than a normal person. So, what you guys' take? Rory, give us backstory.

Oh, you've been gone. You don't even know the backstory. Shit, you guys informed me in the group chat. I really wasn't on my phone. Ice, what happened? You got to go back. You got to go back. Yeah, you got to go back to last year, because last year is when those tweets were going around

between Future and Rocco. Do we remember that? Well, shit, get the backstory on who Rocco even is, because I don't know if everyone even knows who Rocco is. Rocco basically pretty much discovered Future. He had them signed to him, as a lot of people do when they discover a new artist. You know, production deal, that type of shit, my own label.

I don't know why they thought it was a good idea, but Future and them, when he signed his deal with Epic, and just was like, yeah, fuck him, and thought that that would be okay. Because we live by, quote unquote, street rules, so he's going to have to deal with it in the street. Rocco then went to court. Yo, you guys have to update the street rules. So he's going to have to deal with it in the street. Rocco then went to court. Yo, you guys have to update the street rules. Leave them alone. No, they have to be updated. The streets have changed.

We can't keep living by the old street rules. The real world don't give a fuck about your street rules. That's just the truth. The street don't give a fuck about the street rules. That's just the truth. I see it all the time People keep thinking they can run these street rules And they're going to apply in the real world

And they end up on the losing side of it So Future was tweeting That Rocco is not handling business like a real street nigga Yeah, real street nigga went to the courthouse And he can't come to the hood And because Future is cooler than Rocco Everyone laughed Everybody clowned Rocco oh you

a snitch oh that word was thrown around so much which I still don't never understood niggas don't know what a snitch mean niggas don't know what a snitch mean niggas don't know what a hater mean niggas don't know what a troll mean niggas just say words because they're popular to say fuck the street rules we should update the dictionary that's the one you should just read it or be a reader just read it People keep trying to update that. That has to stop. Stop updating what words mean. No, the word already has a definition.

Read that. Learn that definition. So, all right. So now they went to court. Judge determines that Future was wilding. And they have to honor this contract that Rocco had, which means that... With A1 Records, just so everyone knows what Future is also signed to. And with Rocco.

With Rocco's fucking records. A1 Records. Yeah, that's Rocco Records. Yeah, that's Rocco's shit. So now all the royalties and... For the two albums. For the next two albums go straight to Future. I mean, straight to Rocco.

50% of all touring money goes straight to Rocco. What else is happening in the world? Epic can recoup the advance. Epic, you niggas got to deal straight with Rocco. Who else? You got to call Rocco. All Future got to do is put out five records, book 10 cities, call it a tour, rock it, get out of there. Well, it's funny you say that.

There's your album, there's your tour, get out of there. It's funny you say that. He just dropped the album last Friday. Yeah. He got another one coming this Friday. There's your two albums. There's your two albums. I'm going to do 10 cities somewhere.

I'm going to do a bunch of BB Kings and House of Blueses. Yeah. And there go your tour revenue. Yeah. And get out of there. And then next year, I'm going to put out a Smash album and you don't get none of that. Yeah, because Future also announced

that he was giving out a free copy of this album with every tour ticket. Yeah. He trying to pay them off? He doing what he doing. He getting right out of there. So we know what this is. He getting them right out of there.

And then he had the Ask Future segment via Twitter today and somebody asked him, are you doing this new album because of Rocco? And he said no. He said no. And then said yes. Right in the same sentence.

No, but. He said no, and then he said yes. That's how the streets would do it. But that's also why when everyone was like, I don't get why Drake is doing this mixtape that's also an album. If you're still reading this, you missed it or whatever. He's trying to get out

this fucking cash money shit that's why more life coming so soon let me get the fuck out of here so I can just roll with Apple

well life is a playlist not an album it's gonna be considered an album on paper he's getting at it I don't know alright well

I'm gonna put all my old albums out as playlists that's alright I don't think these niggas wanna play with words and shit and what they mean that shit'll be the album that's all it is out as playlists. It's hard. I don't think the asses niggas want to play with words and shit

and what they mean. That shit will be the album. That's all it is. The playlists are going to be the new mixtapes just like mixtapes became the new albums. Y'all be scared to review

when the big albums drop because y'all pussy. Y'all who? Y'all, the three of y'all. Y'all know I didn't. What album did I not review? We didn't review

Future's album. It just came out Friday. So review it, motherfucker. How we pushing? Yeah, like, what the fuck? I don't know. Relax, big Sean fan. Yeah, I don't know.

Hey, Ferrari, what up, bro? Good to see you. Well, as a future Hive member, more... Wait, wait, before this starts, I tweeted, because I haven't listened to Future's album. I'm not rushing to listen to it. No, not to him, just not for me. But when I was in New Orleans—

Wait, you don't fuck with Future albums like that? I didn't know. I don't know. I rushed the Future albums. All right, got it. Shit, I don't even fuck with a lot of singles. And it leaked a day early. That's what made it even better.

But I tweeted that Future albums have my favorite hot takes in hip-hop history. I think part of it's trolling. People don't even care. The Hot Takes are even funnier than the Beyonce album and those chicks mean it I ain't gonna further do say future snatch these waves did you not say let's be on say chicks they snatch their edges whatever God that was funny anyways that was not funny well I laughed it's all was funny it's great I think shit That's not funny Be funny That's not funny

Ice is crazy Because he thinks shit That's not funny Is funny That's a wild reason To call a nigga crazy though Like He thinks shit

That's not funny Is funny He told a nigga To snatch his I don't even get that Yeah I don't like men Saying that Don't snatch anything

They do so much stupid shit But I get what Ice Was saying though I know me too But so Alright so listen So you listen to, though. I know, me too, but so what? All right, so listen. All right, so you listen to the Future album.

I know Maul listened to it. Me and Rory did not listen to it. How is it? I see. It's cool. It's not some of his better work to me. It's a throwaway.

Is he dissing Scottie Pippen on this album? No, he commented on Scottie Pippen on her picture. On her wife's picture. And her caption was The heart wants what it wants And Carlos Boozer was right there

Right above him I know I saw it And I was like word I'm wild Every time I see Carlos Boozer Do some shit I'm wild That's my man too

Shout out to him He's a friend of the show But What was I just saying just now About this shit Future Yeah yeah okay okay okay Y'all don't think that future

Should not be allowed to ever clown anybody about a girl? I said that on the song, frankly. No, he shouldn't. Like, let's call a spade a spade.

He shouldn't. He really shouldn't. Future. Of all people, you gotta relax, because she got probably the best glow up ever. The greatest.

It's the greatest of all fucking time. She's doing choreography around her football playing husband's baby father. Super Bowl champion's house. Pregnant. Dancing to a dead legend. Married. Married.

To Whitney Houston. Stop it. Stop. It was funny. Yeah. It's over. We got to say who came out on top of that. She did.

Wait. No more. Yeah, if we got to say who came out on top of that one. She did. Wait, no, Maul. If we don't have to say, I think everybody. It's like the elephant in your house. Not the room. It's in the house. That she's dancing around doing the choreography. Dead Legend with the baby father.

Who don't know this? Did y'all listen to the album, though? I did. Did you hear it? I don't even know the name of it. Future. We said no. It's a subtitled album. All right. He got I did. Did you hear it? I don't even know the name of it. Future. We said no. It's a subtitled album.

All right. He got a record. Did you hear the Draco record? In the hook, he's saying, you're never, ever going to get your chick back. I think that is the most ironic line ever because you're never getting her back. She's gone. But why does he keep doing that? Oh, man.

He ain't talking to Russell. He's talking to us. All right? Yeah, but you- He's taking all our bitches. You know what's funny though Listen Before all of this shit happened

Cause he was real sentimental On release day He put out a long Instagram post On release day I'm just hurt And jaded And angry all the time

So anytime I see A long Instagram caption On release day You're doing a lot Don't stop sharing Your emotions with me. That's what I think. So I took it like he was a little sad and all of this rocko shit.

You work so hard. It's just a lot. It's just a lot. And I like Future. I like him. I like him and support him. I like his energy. I think it's needed for hip-hop.

But for a few years now, we've been saying that probably he needs some help too. That was a good question. Oh, yeah. I remember you saying it. Is he needs some help too oh yeah i remember you screaming for help on this album too while you guys are two-stepping to it um yeah yeah he is yeah y'all future i don't understand future hive y'all don't like button hive in that regard y'all y'all do y'all care about him no i don't i just care about the music to be honest that's why i like ice i don't care about i said about the music, to be honest. That's why I like Ice. I don't care about... I said it today about Chris Brown.

I said, I'm going to be honest. I turn a blind eye to all the fuck shit non-music related that Chris Brown is doing. I don't care. All right, but do I look at you and Chris Brown like I look at Maul and Tom Brady now? Like he supports someone... I'm not supporting what you're doing. I don't support Tom Brady away doing I don't care about anything as long as you're throwing touchdowns

I don't give a fuck I care about him while he's inside the arena I know but when a fan goes to buy my album they're supporting my music when I take that money

and go buy wet they're still supporting my wet hat they're paying for you wait Tyron let me stop saying that Cause my mom don't even like When we do all the Wet angel dust drug talk

Hey mom We don't do it I ain't had a good angel dust joke In a while Yeah Fuck y'all Sorry Ms. Faye Alright fine

So fine You turn a blind out of Chris Brown. Yeah, so, like, this future shit, yeah, you can see it. He's screaming out for help. I do with Kanye, too. I don't give a fuck what Kanye be doing. I'm not buying his clothes. I'm not supporting that shit.

But his music is great. So, I like it. Plug up diversity year. Oh, this is what. So, I went back. Backstory. I went back to see what the fuck y'all were talking about Cause the headline Was a hot take And not real I don't care Where's the

It was bars though I don't care What the headline said My other point Was not to say That that's really Old But that's

That's not new So it's new to us So What is it Wait wait wait You gonna discredit it Because it's not new It's not hot

Because it's not new Are you caping For this nigga before we said a fucking word? You're caping for Kanye? Take your Yeezy cape off, bro. No, no. When it was actually on the timeline and went viral, I said, this shit is really dope. You guys are late. Oh, you're safe.

How old is it? Six months. More, maybe. Oh, that ain't old. Play that. Bring it up. In internet world. Bring it up.

It's definitely old. Bring it up. In internet world, it's definitely old. Bring it up. I'm not part of the collective that sees stuff 10 seconds after it comes out. Nope. No, no, no. But it went re-viral. That's where I was confused. Not that you saw it late or you saw it late.

The whole world watched it again for the first time. It was odd to me because it went viral before. Or maybe it wasn't viral before because everybody didn't see it. Dog, that shit was. Well, guess what? Because it went viral before. Or maybe it wasn't viral before because everybody didn't see it. Dog. That shit was. Well, guess what? I just heard that bitch. The bitch as in the song, not the woman.

The verse. A few fucking days ago. It's my fucking podcast. I don't give a fuck if you have already heard this. This perfectly sums up what I keep saying about this gentleman. You got it? Well, not with me, but what a lot of people keep saying about this gentleman. This is...

He looks hungry. I don't think he looks hungry. I disagree with that. I disagree with that. That's just for shock value. She mean his soul hungry. You can't come... She's speaking to a soul there, see?

That's first verse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, snap it up. Yeah, snap it up, boy. Snap it up on them niggas. That's a good look at me, King. Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. She lux that nigga.

She talking through. She loaded lux this nigga, man. I'm just gonna keep running back so y'all shut up. Go ahead, play it. Play it, nigga. I don't make good mac and cheese At all

Remind me after That story Turn this up Rory You look like you lost the psalm In your own song Like you want to talk to God But you're afraid because y'all ain't spoken so long. Oh, flipped his own shit. Do you tell your daughter about me?

No. Wait, pause this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How you know he killed her? That's a wild one. Wild to fuck. See, that's how fucked up Joe Bond is. Let me take y'all to Joe's mind real quick.

He's sitting here really answering the questions, but he tight. He's like, no. I don't understand when women say that. Did you tell her about me? Why would he? No. I ain't tell nobody. That's my secret.

I hope my daughter never knows about you. Are you kidding me? All right, go ahead, Rory. That's funny. All right. Yeah, that's true. And he'll give her your style, your language, your waist, damn near try to give her your face,

and somewhere in his post-traumatic twisted fantasy he'll make it all okay. But what's the worth in loving a man who's lost his smile anyway? When Kim fucks up the lyrics to the college dropout like them white folks used to fuck up your name. Do you pretend y'all don't even have to say anything. Let's just

do this real quick. I don't want to hear Kim reciting college dropout. When Kim fucks up the lyrics to the college dropout like them white folks used to fuck up your name. I would stop her. She looks like a spaceship fan to me. Workout plan. Work.

A surgery plan. No. No. That's dangerous. A lot of niggas feel like that. Yes. Bombs. Yes, Rory.

She's barring him to death. Damn. I was trying to talk to Marco. Damn. She is boring. to have the whole world at attention. Nigga, they got you quiet. Like, how come only at award shows he riots? Damn. She is boring. Maybe he just took off

because Jesus never needed Jesus to walk. Rory is the guy that plays the sound effect over every line I want to hear. At the wrong time.

Cut it off now, Rory, since you stupid. Thanks. Rory is clueless. That's a long, long-ass sound effect. Damn it. Rory. Rory, since you stupid. Thanks. Rory is clueless. That a long ass sound effect. Damn it. Rory.

Rory kept talking over the beat. I was trying to find these shits on YouTube. The nigga said, Rory said, yo, all this audio is old. We all heard it. And then stopped us from hearing it. Because he heard it. Yeah, Ben heard this. Thank you.

Y'all just on this? I bet on this. She barred him to death. Was that his actual ex? No. No. I didn't think so. Oh, then she should shut up.

No, that's still bars, though. Yeah, that's bars. Those was bars. It is bars, but you just have no leg to stand on now. So where'd they get the ex from? I don't know. That's how it goes viral, because people start thinking that's really his ex. Well, if it was his ex, that would be great.

I mean, she said some shit that had me if it was his ex I mean she said some shit That had me thinking It was his ex I believed it Way better than any of the songs My exes wrote about me That's for sure Yeah she's like

That's my sleeper this week By the way That kills devil Relax Relax Everybody calm down Yeah That's how I know you a hater

That's how I know you a hater Cause devil was kind Remix was fire Which devil It's Matt's devil song Alright anyway Alright so that's great That's great That's great That was wonderful I know you a hater, because Devil was kind of... The remix was fire. Which Devil? It's Mad's Devil song. All right, anyway. All right, so that's great. That's great.

That's great. That's great. That was wonderful. I loved that. I loved it. I didn't know it was old. I loved it, too. I thought it was some new shit.

All right, so listen to this. Give me the aux cord now, because have y'all seen the Love & Hip Hop reunion? Absolutely. Mo, have you seen it? No, right? Yep, I saw it last night. Oh, shit. Look at Maul

Yo we gotta clap it up For Maul For watching something Clap it up Maul Thank you guys Maul probably dating Erica Now or some shit So he had to tune in

Yo you dating Erica I just thought Whatever Harlem chick Was on stage What did y'all think About all of that Cause I have A broader point

I'd like to get to But what did y'all think Of episode number one? I mean reunion. I think Cardi B is one of the funnier people on this earth. Nah,

she was a little corny last night. She was a little extra. I'm not condoning it. She was Cardi. I thought it was hilarious. She was Cardi? No.

No, Cardi's not corny. I'm not saying corny. She don't normally do too much either. Yeah. She don't normally do too much.

Last night it was just like It was forced It felt like it was like Forced It was faked Everything this season Has been forced But I didn't mind it though

Because she's not coming back I like when people Go out with a bang When you're not coming back Fuck them Let me tell you something When Saigon did Love and Hip Hop

At the reunion And then he wasn't Coming back I don't think I see that Some people What did Saigon do? They probably didn't because they probably

didn't air the show that he was putting on. Oh, he was acting up. You never saw him again. You never saw him again at VH1. Niggas up there acting up.

Oh, that Black Panther shit. You got to be real selective about where you start activating your Black Pantherism. Where you get woke at Yeah

You can't get woke at You gotta watch When you wake up Watch when you wake up You gotta watch When you wake up Don't wake up In the wrong places

That nigga trying to be Woke at VH1 No Stay asleep Stay asleep At VH1 Good luck with that one Saigon

Saigon's a friend of the show Stout damn He is The loving hip hop reunion Last night I guess Cisco and Rich Are gonna fight at some point Good luck with that one Saigon Saigon's a friend of the show Stout damn He is The Love and Hip Hop reunion Last night I guess Cisco and Rich Are gonna fight at some point Mariah Lynn and Cisco

Have been fucking at some point I'm not gonna lie Cisco was kinda funny Last night man When he started snapping On Rich's suit man He said your ankles is out It's winter time

You got no socks and loafers He was cutting that nigga up I ain't gonna lie He was cutting him with like The average I don't know how He was cutting him with like The average I don't know how to cut Jokes Nah but I like that

Coming from Cause Cisco is so corny to me So I like that He just get points on anything Yeah like He just shot He was just shooting It was like fuck it

You finally like You look like you trying To be cool right now You know what I'm saying Like sometimes You gave him his part Early in the season When he was like

Yo I got your money right here Yeah that was You know what I'm saying It was like It's corny but it's Yeah that was You know what I'm saying It was like It's corny But it's cool coming from him No no see I respect Cisco

I don't think Nah man Don't say you don't think he corny I can't say that What I'm saying is I have a relationship with Cisco So in person I have never seen him

And said You're corny It's not until I look at the TV And I say Damn Cisco is wild So let me start there

Okay Cause I like to I wanna shoot him some bail first That's one Two A little political But we'll let it slide Well no

Go ahead I've never met him I'm just talking about Strictly on the show I'm not talking about him In real life I'm talking about his character On the show

That's what I'm talking about 100% corny Okay I don't know him really Some people have said That same thing about Rich I didn't think Rich looked corny We thought Cisco looked

Wild saying all that shit To Rich Rich is You ran toward him Rich didn't jump Didn't get up Didn't flinch I'm ignoring you

You got You and Mariah Lynn Are talking to me Yeah that Mariah Lynn Come on man Even if Cisco looked tough For a second And looked cool for a second

When Mariah Lynn Is now speaking for you, don't defend me, dog. Don't defend me. Wasn't the preview that Self hit too? Why is everyone fucking Mariah Lynn? Well, listen, Sin really likes Mariah Lynn, so let's not talk bad about her on the show.

Ice do too? Wait, Rory likes Mariah Lynn a lot. Ice likes Mariah Lynn. Oh, well, I love her record. Then shut the fuck up, Rory. I don't a lot. Ice likes Mariah Lynn. Oh, well, I love her record. Then shut the fuck up, Rory. I don't want to fuck everyone that makes good records. Eh. Well.

But, yeah, no, I don't know, man. But I think Cisco, last night, he kind of was like, you know, fuck that. He took a stance and he was like, okay. Then he tried to do The fly shit with the check Had the check We don't know if the check Was really in the envelope though But you know he gave the check

At the end like yo Oh no that check Wasn't in that damn envelope We don't get that But I'm just saying You see what I'm saying We know that But it's like okay

Because it's him Because it's him That was some cool shit he did He got so much corny juice On the side He did some cool shit That was some cool shit What did y'all

What did y'all think of And trust me Trust me listeners I'm getting somewhere here What did y' cool shit. What do y'all think of, and trust me, trust me, listeners, I'm getting somewhere here. What do y'all think of the Yandy Harlem? Let me go to our Harlem Insider Mall. Our chief senior Harlem analyst. Who was on the scene on 145th Street. It was smelling like chicken and watermelon.

And weed was everywhere. Nah, man, I don't know, man. That whole was everywhere nah man i don't know man that whole situation is like i don't know it just seemed like a bunch of bitter women that know a nigga was cheating with all of them and they just trying to i don't know yo i do want to point out i'm not going to say i was forced to watch this because i watched on my own merit and wanted to change it so bad there is a two-part series on youtube stop it give me the hawks There is a two-part series on YouTube. Stop it. Give me the awks. There is a two-part series. I just said to stop it, and it keeps going. That's where I'm going.

I'm leading up to this, what you're saying. Give me the awks. That's not the awks. Well, where is the awks? You got the awks. Yeah, I gave it to you already. So you stop it. Listen to this.

Need an adapter? Let me tell you something. This, the reunion was great. This two- part web series I'm not the only one that watched I feel better now About Yandy And the baby mama's timeline Might be the greatest document

I've never seen The greatest piece of recorded documentation I have ever seen. So much so. I haven't seen it. They put like the 30 for 30 voice on Man DC's life. I don't want you to see it. I want you to hear it.

Now, in your own time, listeners, if you want to see this, oh, my God. If you have a sense of humor, this is the greatest thing ever. The one visual shit here, they put the timeline On the side of the screen So you can see Where he has met All these women And where they have ended And where they've came back

And where children were born It's one of the funnier things I've ever seen Now listen That's pretty creative Now listen Listeners You got a lot of time on your hands

30 30 DCs I'll be up front And honest with you guys For me I'm really silly. I'm really goofy. This might be a you had to been there moment.

I don't think it is. But I laughed so hard that I wanted to play it. So I'm going to play it. On part one of Facts Tangled Web. When I met him, he never told me he had a girlfriend. No, no, no. We dated for three years and then we had little Mendeecee.

I met Mendeecee and he was, you know, the love of my life at first sight. But I had a boyfriend. It's the reality show storyline that has had everyone up in arms about who to believe and who to doubt. I wasn't up in arms. They go down in the love and hip hop

but what is the truth? I'm Cherie Carroll, and this is facts. They got the Dateline voice. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Yo. Is this not the greatest shit you've ever seen? Dogs, send me that.

I have to watch that. Wait. It's more? No, it's too far. Dateline. Keep listening. I'm going a call One day I'll have something to tell you

I'm gonna come to your job Samantha I have to talk to you He came to my job And he told me how This is Sam talking He didn't want to be with Erica anymore This is great

The relationship was boring And he wanted to move on This is some investigative Discovery channel shit I'm joining the cast This is the channel ID version of Love & Hip Hop. Yo, this is crazy that they put this together like that. Listen, the viewers are not able to actually see what's happening here.

Yo, that's crazy. I got to watch that. That's nuts. That is very well put together, whoever did that. This is the greatest shit I've ever seen But do you hear the voice? Yeah

I just want to hear the voice One more time And I'll cut it off Because that's the best part of this No You're missing the best part The nature channel music In the background

Did you hear the nature music When Medici said I'm from St. Nicholas Projects? Yeah That is amazing Y'all talk I'm gonna find his voice Who put that together?

I'll tell you For the people that want to watch it I'm definitely watching that The title is On YouTube Facts Tangled Web Mandisi's Life of Lies

And Infidelities You gotta see Part one How many views does it have? It has 78,000 Oh no No no no no no That's not enough

Nah That's not enough Nah That's some genius shit right there That shit ended up on my side That looks better than Leveled up The guy

If we being real Oh way better And the guy doing the fucking 30 for 30 voice Makes it 10 times funnier And you gotta watch the chick Do the intro in like The VH1 fucking lobby coming up.

We're going to answer all the questions that have had you up in arms. Boy, was I locked in holding my girl's hand laying in bed watching this. This is such a great pillow talk. Wait. The voice is coming back. Listen to that music. Her voice is coming back. But it's like, all right, if he's saying that it's not happening.

Listen to that music. I thought I got rid of her. Like, I had stopped hearing from her for a while. And that's what he had to do. The time-lapse. Was this a case of Mendeecees having his cake and eating it too? When he wasn't with Yandy, was he with Erica? When he wasn't with Erica, would he be back with Yandy? Because he told women to return.

Pregnancy. Did he have something? Yo, yo, listen. They got Medici's looking crazy. Did you hear how he broke down his whole dating shit? Who was he with? Yo, listen. That needs 7 million views. Wait. That needs every 7 million views. Waitewind. Wait. That needs at least 7 million views. Wait.

Y'all, first of all. Was this a case of Mendeecees having this cake and eating it too? Because when he wasn't with Yandy, was he with Erica? When he wasn't with Erica, would he be back with Yandy? Because if both women carried a term, The pregnancies would have some overlap. January 2012. Yo, this is great. I almost want to stop the podcast.

That music is genius. That piano is crazy. They bodied that. Go look at it in your spare time because I promise you, it is the greatest thing you could ever see and hear. That was like early first 48 episodes when they had the voice and it would be like, did little Tuk Tuk murder? Right.

Absolutely. I don't know if I need his slang name in that voice. I'm mad that only got 78,000 views. That's going to change. 78,000? That's definitely going to change. No, that needs more than that. Roy, lead us into the next story. I'm going to find a,000? That's definitely going to change No that needs more than that Roy lead us into the next story

I'm going to find a voice Saying some more stuff That's great Lead us into the Drake interview While I find the voice Oh I didn't queue up anything For the Drake interview Did everyone listen to it?

Nah I didn't listen to it You ain't listen to it Why didn't you listen to it? You two have a podcast Including you Ice I don't have a podcast I thought you would have Definitely been one of the first ones To hear that interview I didn't listen to it. Hey, why ain't you listen to it? You two have a podcast. You ice. I don't have a podcast. I thought you would have definitely been one of the first ones to hear that interview.

I didn't listen to it. All right. Well, let's start with the hot takes. I think there was hot takes on Worldstar where there's little clips because that's just an hour and I'm not listening to that whole fucking thing on here. I heard he was talking wild. I mean, I didn't hear what he was saying. I found the voice again.

What? Found the voice. I'm looking for the voice. Then play it Wait That nigga sound like me I'm telling you That's what you need to be doing

Wait Give me the phone You should have been asking us Fucking with these rap shit If you want Better start doing these Go get that voiceover money Yeah

These documentary voice money Alright Joel's queuing it up For her story Being a loyal woman A woman that kept her home together Alright Joel's queuing it up Here it comes The music Thank you Wait Look

The voice is about to come This is love in hip hop doing this Wait here it comes Was Erica actually cool with it? Was she? She misled It's clear that in the 14 year Mendez's Has been dealing with these three women

He has not been the most honest You don't say A movie voice guy If it's one thing we know about Ben Deese He hasn't been A movie voice guy That was the greatest Oh man

Mona needs a fucking I would love to Because I've done this shit Where you literally hire someone Like you go to a page And click to the voice That you want And then you can send them a script

And you get on speakerphone And you listen to them record it And you coach them through it I can just picture some like 50 year old white guy About that Reading The Mandisi's

I want you to I want you to The Mandisi's Non-legal binding marriage took a turn for the worse on Monday. Non-legal binding marriage. And then the guy going, was that take good? That's crazy.

Erica says she's been with me. All right, let me chill. Rory, we don't need a hot take. Why does she sound funny now? Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike Alright, the Orcs are gone Whatever Listen, this interview

Drake did the Simtex interview This shit was like an hour long I thought it was kind of peculiar That he was doing an interview During All-Star Weekend And they released it during All-Star Weekend And Grammy Well, I mean, yeah, Grammy, All-Star

Shit But I mean I didn't want to Dig too deep into shit I thought it was More interesting Doing the long interview Cause you know

Drake is always good For like one interview Per album that's long Like the Zane Lowe The Narwhal Whatever I thought it was odd He did this

Before the album I've never seen an artist Doing a lengthy interview Before an album So pulled up I've seen it before I've seen it With who?

That long of an in-depth interview? Drake has done it with Zayn. What's his name? He did it after. I thought that was before. And I'm open to being wrong. That's fine. But, I mean, I didn't care about that.

But you're right. I just thought it was interesting. I didn't think anything specific about it. This was such an extensive, deep interview. Was it? It seemed like he gave a lot more information and he gave a lot more details regarding him and Kanye,

how he felt about that. Him and Jay, his own artists. I did love... More of the Meek shit, which I hate. I don't understand that, but I don't need to understand everything. It's okay. Well, I mean, I'll say it.

I don't understand, because I think he i think he's he's very calculated obviously so i think he has a lot to do with the questions he's asked i.e the zane shit and this shit i think he has his answers pretty much ready because that's how calculated drake is and why he's successful in some right i don't know why he continues to bring up this meek thing it comes off a bit insecure sometimes that you got to keep reminding us like we know and we know you bodied him. You completely cleaned him up.

I don't need to keep hearing it. But I don't feel like Drake has addressed that in many interviews, though. No, no, no. He jabs on records a couple times. He jabs on records a lot. I'm talking about an interview, though. He's done it. He jabs on records all he wants.

But what do we need to hear from it? There's nothing left in that situation that I was like, I really need to hear some more about this. I think Drake is constantly poking at that, Paul, if applicable, because he feels Meek was sent from somewhere else. Which I want to get to that in one second

after we finish this part. I've said on this podcast this point before, that Drake brings this fucking, that he killed Meek up a lot. What the fuck point was I about to make? I'm an idiot I apologize Oh good it happens Well let me

I totally forgot What the fuck I was gonna say This happens to me All the time So I totally I totally understand My brain just I'm about to go into it

The thing about that I was having a discussion With somebody Today about Now I fucking remember I said on the podcast I could not understand Why he continued

To bring it up And then I said I think he didn I could not understand why he continued to bring it up and then I said, I think he didn't think that that whole thing was going to happen that way. I think Drake went into that naturally a bit nervous. Like,

damn, what the fuck do they have in store? Well, he said that. That's what I'm saying. He reiterated, wanted to point out

more predictions on this podcast that we've made. But I said that walking in that I thought Drake was so, not scared,

but like, didn't believe it went that well. He was like, damn, that's it? I had a whole clip. That's why I think he speaks about it still. He was expecting a bigger response from the other side, and he didn't get it. So when he didn't get it, he was like, well shit, I was prepared for that, so I'm going to still let this shit out. But to Ice's point, I didn't look at the timeline when this was going on.

Did everyone at least notice when he said drama got a call from a higher up that he was obviously talking about Jay? Yeah. Okay. Because everyone called Joe and I nuts when we said 30 for 30 was about Jay and how this call from a higher up for me to try to kill me. They said we was nuts. Sent the young warrior at him. I just wasn't sure if the timeline caught to that one. The cabal is trying to get Drake out of here.

I've been saying this for a long time. They've been trying. He refused to play ball with them. He's in their way. They're trying to get him out of there. So much so, and I spoke to Joe about this last week, I believe. I know I don't

I've had this talk so much During the week I don't remember if Our exact talk Oh yeah I agree Yeah I remember our talk Is it cool to say that up here?

You can say whatever you want I don't know I'm just asking I felt for a minute Is Ice trying to have his cake And eat it too? I think so. Find out on the

next week's episode of Love. No, but like I said, the Cabal been trying to get Drake out of here. When we say Cabal, we don't know who the Cabal is. Alright, alright. But that's fine. Cabal's a collective

of secret individuals moving the strings behind the scenes, for those who don't know. Yes. Comes from the Blacklist TV show. One of the greatest shows ever if you have not checked out the Blacklist. Go ahead. Anyway, I do believe, and this goes back to the conversation we had last week about a certain rapper, if they're independent or not.

Now, wait. Let me give him some buildup. I say a lot of dumb shit about hip-hop sometimes. On purpose. I think he's on... This was a good, interesting perspective. Is Ice going to take us to the deepest end of the ocean? I'm woke.

I'm woke. It's safe to be woke here. You can be woke here. I look at it... You can also be un-woke here. Well, I'm woke. Well, you're mad. That's fine.

I do believe that the cabal is putting Chance in play to get Drake out of here. And he's the pawn. He's the one that's being designated to end that run. Okay. Just to counter here, isn't Chance part of the same team as Drake now, according to you guys? What team is this? He has an Apple Music. Yes.

Yes, he has an Apple Music. Yes. Yeah. So you're thinking that. But the difference between Drake and Chance is the people backing Chance are not the same people backing Drake. They benefit off this Chance maneuver. They don't benefit off of Drake. I agree with you, but according

to how you guys told me yesterday. Rory is saying, per my logic, that that thought contradicts itself. Completely. Now, I didn't want to be conspiracy theorist Joe here. Of course you didn't. I'm glad y'all think that's funny when I say that.

Because you never never wanna be it yet you're it all the time no because he wants to be it that's the part y'all missing that's the part I'm saying that's who I am right

on the low I am conspiracy you're not conspiracy you're Joe Joe Joe conspiracy theory Joe no conspiracy theory Joe

is when I'm saying something I am nowhere near close to being able to prove at all. At all. I'm just throwing some shit out there, and it'd be right a lot of times. Now, Rory, you are absolutely correct. However, last week's podcast, when I came back from London, I told you I heard that Drake is over there taking over the grime scene all week long. They showed us pictures of Drake taking over the grime scene. All week long, they showed us pictures of Drake taking over the grime scene.

I told you that when I left London, my next question to myself was, or my next theory was, maybe Apple is trying to segue what's next after Drake. If you remember, I asked that question. I've been asking that question for about two years because Drake's superstar is so big and ginormous that it just never felt like it would ever, ever, ever dim. And I think that's the moment we're in. It's dim, it's so bright that it don't matter. So when we start saying, damn, he don't seem as impactful anymore, people start telling us about numbers. We know about numbers.

He's amazing. He's the greatest. We're just talking about impact. So I think Chance is safe. Chance is very safe. Chance might be safer than Drake. He is safer than Drake. He absolutely is.

Drake is mad safe. See, now, I'm, and I know some of y'all are of the belief. Yeah, but Chance is 100% safe. See, but that was where you could never beat Drake. Yeah, he was the safest. That was where he was unbeatable. I'm going to be real. I'm going to keep it a buck with y'all.

I don't think that Chance album was that dope. I don't get it. Like, I don't get what all of this is. I don't get what the hype is. I honestly don't. A million people could say that I didn't, like, take care, but it worked. Right. A lot of people.

But I'm just saying, I don't like Take care But it worked Right Like a lot of people But I'm just saying I don't see it though Like I don't get I honestly have not Gone and tried to go back And listen to that album After like the first Two days

Well it's still a couple Of joint songs I have You know what I'm saying I'm just saying me Like I just don't Like all the Grammys I was like wait

He was nominated I was bugged They changed the rules For him To get nominated Yeah that's crazy Well you You've never

Just gravitated Toward weird rap MCs No I gravitate Towards weird MCs It's just this weird MC I don't I don't think

He don't come off as weird to me I was gonna say Acid rap You could definitely make a case That he was weird See that's where I got Introduced to Chance And I was pissed

Coloring book is weird I think that's hip hop To the core Yeah It's positive hip hop I get it To me That's where I got introduced to Chance, and I was pissed. I don't think Coloring Book is weird. I think that's hip-hop to the core. Yeah. It's positive hip-hop to me. Chance is safer than Drake, probably, with this whole gospel thing he's doing. Not even just that.

The whole, you know, my daughter thing, my girl. It's image-wise. He's safe. We're saying the same thing. There's no need to argue. It's not an argument. Chance is safe. I always thought that Drake is like the safest guy in the world.

Chance has some other people backing him. Chance is younger. He's appealing to a different crowd. And he's right there. He's right there. I think that he's the next phase. I think he's the next phase. I wouldn't. I mean, it's great.

You know I've been a big Chance supporter. I don't think he's right there with Drake. No, I don't think anyone's right there. I was about to say let's be clear on that all right so then I'm saying what I'm saying wrong because I agree with y'all you're saying he's next up his day this is the biggest debut we've seen since probably but it's not a debut that's the crazy guy was gonna say Kendrick no no it is your debut this is your debut. This is your debut. This is Chance's debut. I get it.

I know what debut means. I know what his real debut is. This is his coming out party to the world. This is his debut in every definition of the word. This is so far gone. No.

This is his debut. This is his first album. I'm anxious to see where it goes and what happens. But I relate it. I correlate our chance being independent debate, which I see a lot of people continue to have. A lot of people are having that debate. It wasn't just us.

No, that debate has been there for a minute. And those two groups of people continue to just call each other stupid. You stupid for thinking he's independent. You stupid for thinking he's not independent. Something is in play. I don't give a fuck if he's independent or not. I mean, that matters none.

His talent is in play. He's ascending. His time is now. Right. So I want to see how that affects everyone else. That's all. That's all.

That's all I had to say about that. Okay. All right. Makes sense. And also, you know, to add on, since we're in conspiracy theory hour

I do think this whole Grammys Being tweaked to allow Streaming albums and You know, not for sale albums Basically the SoundCloud rule, as people started calling it It's kind of ironic When you start reading the headlines that

First it was Spotify About to buy SoundCloud Now Google's about to buy them for that first it was Spotify about to buy SoundCloud. Now Google's about to buy them for, I think it was $500 million. Jesus Christ. This is like they're putting in their, building their Apple Music almost. And you got the whole. 100%. 100%.

I'm laughing at all of the stories that say Chance is turning down $10 million deals. That's funny to me. Yeah. He's turning down down $10 million deals. That's funny to me. He's turning down a $10 million deal. There was some article that said that he turned down like multiple $10 million deals.

Yeah, that his phone is blowing up crazy, of course. I'm not rolling. I'm not rolling with an exec. I'm not rolling because he can't sign

to these motherfuckers. He's already signed somebody. He can't sign a fucking $10 million deal. He has a partnership. We don't know. It could have been one album.

Yeah, I fucking. Okay. It could have been one album. Apple didn't know how great Coloring Book would be. When was it ever one album? In the history. Here go the voice. I thought he was going to say.

In 1979, at the Bronx on Sedgwick. The first recording contract was seven albums and since then wait what are you calling this genre it's been

seven we'll do a ten album deal here it's been seven albums since 1979 it's never one fucking album oh man

something else real big happened in hip hop oh wait before we get to whatever else happened in hip-hop, so Vlad was Vlad last week, and it almost worked. Oh, yes. It almost worked for two seconds, but you know people.

So I know Cam. Cam and I spoke. Oh, for the people that have no idea what I'm talking about, Vlad's a fucking chump, and he won't fight anybody. He's just going to sue the second you hit him. And don't even say his name, because then he's just going to try to get you to hit him. I hate people like that. I hate people like that.

I hate people like that. Here's what I would do. You have offered the fade to Vlad a couple times, right? Vlad is going to get it from me the second that I see him anywhere. I don't care if he don't take me up on my offer. Stop there.

Okay. Allegedly. Vlad loves to cover and stir up shit for violence of others and other people in the hip hop community. I am challenging you, Vlad, to cover Joe Budden saying he'll whoop your ass. Because you don't ever cover shit about you. You just cover other violence between two rappers that have no problem

to now fight. Yeah, I said that too. I said he's going to make, trying to make me and Cam fight and I want him to make me and him fight. That's what I'm saying. Cover that.

Let me get that tweet. Joe Budden says he's going to whoop my ass. Yeah, he never does that. That's not going to happen. But I spoke to Cam. Shout out to Cam. We put that out.

Cam's a friend of the show. I let Cam know everybody up here loved him and that I was not going to fuck. But I spoke to Cam. Shout out to Cam. We put that out. Cam's a friend of the show. I let Cam know everybody up here loved him and that I was not gonna fuck him up when I saw him. Listen, shortly right after that,

literally like hours after that, I went to some event at All Star and Cam performed and I was so happy that you guys weren't beefing anymore because he's one of the greatest.

Cam's great. Cam's great. He was in a fucking robe in the middle of new orleans performing you know like when you walk down uh bourbon street and they have all like the balconies and shit cam is doing and the speakers sound fucking amazing cam is doing every hit he fucking has which is like 20 all on bourbon street on a fucking balcony. It was like the greatest shit. Oh, man. Cam should tour. Cam should tour.

Right? A lot of artists. Cam has enough joints that niggas want to hear and see to do a tour. But that's a conversation for a different time. When Cam gets back in town, him, Juju, me, and the missus, we're going to all go to dinner and be whack together. That's cute. Yeah, I know. So now back to,

what's the other big story in hip hop? Damn it. Something else happened? Yeah, something else. Something's always happening. Y'all don't fucking keep up. Yeah, in fucking hip hop.

Let me see here. What happened in hip hop? Let's check the tape. Nothing else happened in hip hop. Hey, hey, hey. How much longer Do these fake New Edition niggas

Get to tour the country As New Edition Oh my god You're lying They get a good Six months out of that What That was great

The real New Edition Is alive and well Like them niggas Are still out here Yo I don't need The niggas that played us In our biopic

Touring the country Like performing Don't know To that point. I watched, they now have, when you watch the repeat on VAT now, they have the last performance side by side, and them new motherfuckers are killing New Edition and that shit. I'll go watch the new guys.

But New Edition is alive. Yeah, like they still out here active. I would feel a way if the person that played me in my biopic was running around being me after the biopic

was over. No, nigga. Now I'm coming to the show too. I'm pumping it up too. He's just gonna be pumping it up. I don't understand that. That's just kind of weird now.

It's like at a weird stage now. Y'all know y'all not new addition, right? I'm coming to pump it up too. Yeah, I'm coming to do pump it up too. Funny story about that. Sin is so cute. God bless her soul.

So I guess she thought the DeVoe guy was cute. The taller guy, I don't know his name, but the gentleman that plays him. The other guy that plays him. Yeah, she thought he was real cute. So she went to click on his

Insta live. But he's a young guy, so how old is he? He's like 23, 24. He click on his Insta live. But he's a young guy. So how old is he? He's like 23, 24. He was on his Insta live looking and sounding 24. And then she didn't like him no more. I said, see, that's why old niggas like me is in play. That's why we are in play. A lot of these young niggas are dope.

They're just young still. This week has been, ladies, ladies, I love all of you. This week has been a constant reminder, even dating back to the Tangle Web video that we played not too long ago. My theory about dick being so much more powerful than vagina is always proven correct. Every time we have this debate, y'all argue it because y'all voices are louder and more annoying than men, so we just don't want to hear y'all as a collective, and y'all win.

But Hurt Bay, Stranded Bay, and Yandy timeline, all of that shit says dick is extremely powerful. No? No, I agree. I want, no, no, no, no, no. Don't agree. I don't think you're going to get much arguments. There's three men in here.

I want women, I'm not saying it for y'all. I want the women that are listening to this podcast to admit it. We have you. There's no more to argue. Well, let me just say that on the hottest of days, I've had me. Some of the greatest pussy. I, too. So I am a victim for the flesh, too.

Like, I'm in the same boat as, like, women. They got me. So the video came out. I don't know what the video was promoting, but the hurt bay with the guy and the girl sitting in the chair facing each other and the guy telling her that he cheated the chair facing each other and the guy telling her that he cheated the whole time.

That's the dumbest shit. She was asking for the details. That is the dumbest shit ever. How many times. And he kept it a bean, too. I wasn't counting.

That's keeping it a bean. Like, yeah, I wasn't counting. I don't know. Who's counting? That was my point. Why women, women, do you want a number

Nah they want a number Until they don't want a number Until they get a number Listen no woman Wants 100% honesty I don't give a fuck What they say Right

No no They don't even want Half For real for real All they want is To don't have them out here In these streets looking crazy That's it That's it Don't have them out here In these streets looking crazy That's it

That's it Don't do no shit That's gonna come back And get thrown in my face And have me looking humiliated As long as you don't do that And you hold me to a high regard They cool, man

It's not the cheating It's the humiliation of it You can not humiliate them And then they find out And it's still gonna be a problem That's the Again That's true, Maul

But we're just making a point Oh, okay That we're saying but all right so she looked she looked stupid but now she got a boyfriend or whatever she got a man or i don't know oh yeah she was posting some he dissed you in an interview by the way huh what are you talking oh you got a joke no i'm deadly serious he did an interview and someone brought up that you made fun of his haircut and he said he's trying to pump up his career. I'm not making this up. He really dissed you. All right.

It got to be said. Hold on. At what point can a pump up his career? Joe died. Why is that dude talking about Joe, man? Look at the shit you end up in. This nigga just, he ends up in every situation man why is hurt what is his name no yeah she's hurt bay he's hurt bay i was thinking

about stranded bay her base x is talking about joe her base x will get all the way let's be perfectly clear my nigga like i'm not the nigga you just that's what gotta happen that's i gotta fuck one of these niggas up. Duh. Vlad, there you go. I've been telling you that, nigga. Yeah, but you tried to stop him when he was going to fuck J.R. Smith up. Nah, because that was...

No, but... Well, because Maul was part of the Cavs, too, so... Yeah, that's true. They can't do that. Okay. No, you know what the problem is? Anytime, like, some real shit pop off, niggas handle it in a real way. And the real way to do it is to never expose anything that happens when you handle it.

That's the problem. These new niggas are so used to everything being broadcast to them. Can you repeat that just for the viewers that did not hear that? What I was saying, Roy. Yeah, that's a good point. That's why I say the rules got to be updated because shit has changed. It's like a culture shock Listen man

People are setting it off only to record it Yo did you see the video Did you see the video It was Chicago The nigga was driving Dude walking with his daughter on the sidewalk Dude is in the car recording Talking to him like yo

You out here lacking He was like I got it on me He pulled up next to him and said I ain't gonna let If you ain't had your daughter on you I'd have did that to you right now and pulled off. Like, niggas is recording themselves doing stupid shit. For what?

Hey, yeah, street niggas got to chill. For what? These phones and these cameras, and they making it hard to cheat and kill. If you're trying to cheat and if you're trying to commit murder, it's difficult now. Yeah. It's tough. You're probably not going to get away with that. It's a bit.

Yeah, man. Yeah. They're taping you. Yeah, the phone's getting caught up. I'm sorry I have to say that. So to Meek's point, I'm not about that murder game. I will probably shut up. I got to fuck one of you niggas up and go about it the new nigga way.

Like, it has to be filmed. Yeah. You got to like game. I was about to say, games would be okay because game was recording while fucking him up he had the one hand recording and the other hand fucking him up game is also three whole inches taller than me so he could probably do that he could probably do that i tried to record when we caught homeboy over there by the garden and I lost my wallet and my phone. Only Joe. This is what I be saying about Joe. Then we have to drive back around the block.

That child don't understand. Only Joe would leave his identification at the crime scene. Like, just here. This is who was here. This is who committed the crime. Coming for him. I'm like, nigga, what you mean? Your ID, your He went bald And here you go I'm like nigga what you mean Your ID

Your passport It was my passport I'm like nah I had a flight A week later You know when you get out your car To like Pat Make sure I got my phone

My wallet I'ma fucking pull it up To fuck somebody up And say well hold on Let me make sure All of that is supposed to be Left in the car That's how you move

All that stays in the car Everything stays in the car Hop out Boop boop all that stays in the car everything stays in the car hop out boop boop boop boop yeah yeah but wait you're right you're right but on the flip side of that listeners don't be the guy to pull up to the fight and now need to take everything off i don't respect you no i don't respect the guy you can't do that whoa whoa whoa hold on i just thought no if a nigga do that and you let him take his shit off, you're crazy. You deserve to lose. You better pop on him immediately.

No, but see, hold on. It's immediate offense. No, wait. Now, these new niggas will now look at you and say, oh, you whack because you snuck him. He didn't get ready. Guess what? I swear, this is how they feel. Listen, my nigga.

When you say You on it When you know it's Offensive action When you got the ball Shoot it You don't wait Let no man take his shit off

And then might whoop your ass I'm telling you These niggas is like Nah he snuck up Man when it's time to get active It's time to get active man I don't care what you got on None of that

Like nigga You let somebody take their shit off And then he knock you out You are finished In the hood. All right. So let me ask you. These new niggas need the definition of on site.

This is a good conversation. Gotta bring on site back. So because those are two things that used to happen, right? Well, I used to see anyway is niggas pulling up and start taking off articles of clothing and niggas just walking around in a circle and doing a whole lot of talking. So now my new question to you gentlemen is this. From your respective field, what term or what phraseology do you hear that lets you know,

all right, pop off time? Oh, man. What is said? Because sometimes you can feel it. It's a universal. Whenever niggas say What happened? It's immediate activities

Immediate I don't care who's there Who's not there You look at somebody And they look back And one of y'all say What happened? That's it

Immediate activities have to happen That is He's so right That's offense You're on offense now That's so funny that That activities have to happen. That is, he's so right. That's offense. You're on offense now. That's so funny that. That was the first punch.

Yeah. What happened? Nah. But that's funny and ironic because why wouldn't you go to find out what happened? No, you're going to find out what happened. No, you're going to find out what happened immediately. Soon as the pop off happened, that's what happened. We popped off.

But you can't let somebody say what happened and act like you ain't here to what happened you finished they gonna be like yo he heard him he heard him he heard him what happened hey see now wait see now all right see now i just have to continue to school you young niggas see new and young niggas there's nothing wrong with hearing what happened and not hearing it sometimes It's okay Let me tell you something Let me tell you something I was coming out of the Canton in Jersey City This was 98 maybe

That just sounds dangerous I don't know what that is 98 Jersey City It was bad It was a whole bunch of Lexington niggas It was a whole bunch of Stegman, Wegman niggas. It was all bad. I'm assuming these are dangerous blocks.

Oh, my God. Jesus, Mary. I'm just trying to keep up. You ever been on anything that rhymed that was safe? Right. That's a fact. Man, I died. Yeah, they both off MLK.

Put it that way. Okay. I had Dill with me and Heist with me. Like, two niggas that go. I heard niggas say, Joe, let me tell you something. I turned around. I swear I seen like 45.

I kept walking like that nigga was talking to a whole nother person. Dill tapped me and said, M-Mouse, what you want to do? I said, let's just get in the car. Let's just get in the car Let's just get in the car And keep it moving bro I'm not I'm not fighting 40 niggas dog

You know what that Robby on right Huh You know what that Robby on What The story Of you and homeboy Like a hundred niggas Out the building

The project The project story Oh no Nah listen man Listen dog Yo listen man This This almost

This was She told you he was good Yo listen She said nah Don't worry about that man You walk inside No I'm gonna worry about that This was the fork road in my life

I identified that years later Like that was the point in my life Where I was gonna either go All the way right Or all the way left No that was it Decisions had to be made Yeah

Long story short man It was a long one It was Nah man me and my home boy c8s man yo and and junior high this was junior high school we like seventh grade you don't look at it like that now but like in seventh eighth grade you looked at people that was in high school like they were so much like older than you and you know even i was like yo we only a year two years older than me but it just seemed like They were that much bigger It was a high school

Me and my homeboy We were in the 7th, 8th grade I think After school We walk in He met some girl I don't even know how this happened She don't go to our school

He met some girl We go He like Yo she wants to come by Come hang out I'm like alright whatever You my man Now mind you

I'm like 5'3", 5'4", 6'7", 8 Wait let me just jump in Hey new people out there. You couldn't meet people that weren't in your school. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You find somebody that's not in your school, that's like a unicorn. Everybody will. I don't care how bad the bitches are at your school, the ones at other schools.

It's always bad. It's always bad. So I didn't know who this girl was. My man just like, yo, come with me. All right, come on. He like 6'3", 6'4". So he looked like he older. But we both young boys. We go to this girl building he my man just like yo come with me all right come on my he like six three six four so he looked like he older but we both young boys we go to this girl building man so you didn't go home no we so we did not go home we go to this girl building i'm like i'm gonna go with my man right that was the mistake we walked past some dude sitting in front of her, a young boy sitting in front of her building.

The way this young boy looked at her, I was like, there's something right here. That's my instincts telling me, nigga, offense is coming. The offensive activity. Something is going to happen. Right. That's the first sign that you might be in the gym. It might be time to play ball. Yeah.

When you find the hood, you know when you are entering a danger zone. Danger zone. You know that. Red zone. Right. Probability is rising that something can occur. Yeah, danger is imminent. Yeah, like something is getting ready to happen. I'm young, stupid.

I'm following behind my man. We go to shorty crib. So, you know, back then when your parents wasn't home yet, that's when you had the most fun. Like, niggas go in the fridge, whatever, whatever. You get in trouble later, but it was fun for that moment. Go to her crib. She's like, yeah, you know, you can sit here. I'm in the living room.

Take my shoes off. She's like, go in the fridge. I'm like, oh, it's popping. Right, right. Me, my man, and her. My man and her go in the room. I'm in the living room chilling. She keep coming back looking out the window.

Red, black, blue. We are now at Red flag number two people Why does she keep Coming looking out this window Cause they sell wet out there No So she's sitting there Whatever whatever

I think I started Doing my homework She come back She look out the window She says Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit

Oh shit We are at Red flag number three now She says, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Mistake number three. We are at red flag number three now. You might skip to four because you say oh shit three times. Your notebook is red. No, listen. Listen.

I'm thinking. The threat level is up now. Yeah. In my young mind, I'm thinking her parents are coming upstairs. That's just what I'm thinking. I'm like, oh shit, her parents are coming. She got two dudes in here. They about to whoop her ass. That's all I'm thinking her parents are coming upstairs. That's just what I'm thinking. I'm like, oh shit, her parents are coming. She got two dudes in here. They about to whoop her ass.

That's all I'm thinking. I'm not thinking anything other than that. I'm like, damn, like, I go and look out that window. There's about 17,000 blood niggas coming up them steps, man. So I turn around and say, they coming to This is a fact Get my man on the line next week He'll prove the story She says

The dude that was downstairs I talked to his brother I'm like That we fucked I really have a problem With women that do that No no no no I said we fucked

My body went numb Like I was anticipating The beating Before I got it I'm like with women that do that. No, no, no, no, no. I said we fucked. My body went numb. Like, I was anticipating the beating before I got it. I'm like, yo, they gonna kill us. Because there's only one way out the building at that point

when they coming up the stairs. What floor was y'all on? Remember, you ain't talking about... We was on the fourth floor. Third or fourth floor. I said jump. You can do it. I looks out the window.

That's jumpable. I told my man, I said, yo, it's bushes right there. We might be alright. It's gonna hurt, but we gonna gonna be all right like we can get up and keep running my man like nigga i'm not jumping out this window mind you he's six three six four he could take a beating you four eleven i'm four nine gonna go a little different sixth grade i'm like wait hold up you around yeah i'm like no no no no we grade. I'm like, wait, hold up. They don't toss you around. Yeah, I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. We not.

So I'm like, I'm thinking, how are we going to get out of this situation? This nigga come. I could tell he was, you know what a horse kick, when you horse kick a door? That's when you turn around and you start trying to drive your leg. This nigga was horse kicking her door. I said, they going to kill us. My man like, nah, nah, we ain't going out like that. I said, what?

They come in. Who y'all? You know me. I don't say nothing. I'm like, yo, he ain't talking to me because this ain't my chick. So I'm standing there. My man like, who you? No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I said, nah, nah, nah. That's another indicator of violence Yeah I said that's not what you're supposed to say And let me tell y'all some young people out there When you hear a what happened Immediately followed by a who you Yeah Yes

That's called the Big Mac You better get out of here It's going down He just asked you Two questions And he want the same answer For two different questions And that's the opposite Of when you walk away

From what happened Is when you with a man Your man trying to fight And you not trying to fight And then he buy into it And now you sitting here like See my homeboy My homeboy didn't realize

How many dudes Was in the hallway No listen It don't matter Who says the yo who you I don't care if The dude that said What happened said it or the other dude. Once that's said, it's happening next.

And we don't know who anyone is. We don't know what happened. We don't know who anyone is. But it's happening. But it's happening. Yeah, I love the hood. And that's the situation we was in. And the only reason we got out of that is because one of the dudes in the hallway,

I played, like me and him played ball against each other. And he said, yo, that's Maul? I act like that was my cousin. I was like, who that? He was like, yo, what's good? Nah, nah, it's my mom. I was like, yo, my nigga. Tell them niggas to chill.

But you ain't say who that in that way. Who is that? A couple of octaves higher. The whole conversation was on the way out, though. I was walking and talking To that nigga like Yeah these niggas Give me your number Yeah like yo

Sunday we back on Soon as we got out that building I didn't even know who that was I'm talking about I ran all the way down The Grand Concourse in the Bronx All the way down Did not stop

I was like dog never again I'm not going to no girl house You got Yo she want to come hang Nah man You don't do that in the hood That's things you don't do Go to

Don't go to her crib You come see me I'm not going to your hood Niggas get left like that You know what I'm saying Niggas park you Right in front of the building Like yeah

You don't come over here To see her That's my girl Ex-girl baby father Nah nah nah We ain't doing no And take even more note In this Instagram era

You linking with some chick You DM'd And you not even from that borough You driving from Long Island Nah Nah What? Just walking

Nah Nigga's driving from Long Island To go where? Brooklyn Walking to someone's building Jesus Christ Mo don't say nothing Don't

You don't say a fucking word Why? You better not say a word I got that It's right here The yacht I got the drop Wait

Joe just said what happened I got Wait, Joe just said what happened? I got the drop Joe just said what happened? Hold up No, no, no I didn't I didn't I took the wildest

I took the wildest road trip ever I took the wildest road trip ever Yo I took the wildest road trip ever That is definitely Mine wasn't the How far was it? Some type of way

You know, niggas just be talking Niggas just be talking Niggas just be talking And one day I guess we was asking How far They ask that on Twitter A lot now But we was asking this

Years ago We was talking amongst each other How far have you ever Driven for some pussy Now you know I used to have a car We were just kicking it Let me think about this

Yo More More If I never If I didn't have this podcast I could sell Maul's life To Netflix Honestly

I could get a check From Netflix I swear Chittin' the cannon got one But Maul And his man Yeah Drove

To Toronto Wait No no no Is this the same guy Did he owe you one Since you walked in the building Nah nah This was me and my cousin man

We drove up to That shit's crazy No no stop Yeah you gotta Nigga we drove up to Montreal My nigga Canada Stop

From New York One night That's like a That's like a seven hour drive Seven eight hour drive That story gets way better I'm all ears Twice

Yeah that's what I'm Yeah His story gets better No no no But no One time man You know My cousin had a charge He couldn't cross the border We had to turn right back around

She was crazy Don't tell me you dropped him off And then drove back There you go Hey Pat I'm trying to do the fucking movie voice Pat can you turn my volume up or something God damn it

They got in a car on a nine hour excursion Little did they know Twice they drove So you dropped him off and then went back No no no His OVO connect could not help went back No no no His OVO connect Could not help him then No no no

Not that time That was a whole separate trip Wait and then I think Nobody beat No no no What nigga you crazy I'm crazy Nigga you crazy

I am the crazy one Yeah to think that Yeah You ever You ever go out of your way To get some pussy And then don't want it And then

Like after you do All the stuff to get it done? Nah, bro. I can't say I've been down that road. Let me tell you something, man. After I'm done, I look at myself in the mirror in the bathroom like, yo, you just drove four hours for this? I was fucking a girl named Heather from Jersey City when I was little. Friend of the show.

Heather, friend of the show. Yo, I had to be like, this is pre-Pump It Up. This is before my baby moms. I might have been cheating on my baby moms with Heather, who lived a block away. So my baby moms lived on Bayview. Hey, VH1, we need a part two set. Find Heather. Heather was right there on Van Nostra.

Heather was group. That was fun. But Heather's crib just wasn't the cleanest. Oh, man. Jesus Christ. Heather's crib, it had a lot of roaches. Yoest. Oh, man. Jesus Christ. Heather's crib, it had a lot of roaches. Yeah, one day, man.

I didn't feel comfortable laying in the bed. How could you get an erection in a room full of roaches is what I'm asking you. No, no, seriously. You ever seen Joe's apartment? I was in Joe's apartment. I felt like I was paying rent.

Your name is Joe. That makes us even more funny Yo fam I don't know what Heather was on You know what's funny though Wet Wet All goes back to wet

Wet Yo I was about to say though The funny part That whole four corners Cause that's what it was back then The four corners Every street nigga On those four corners

Wanted to fuck Heather I was hot Like They wanted to kill me coming out of Heather's house. I was like, man, if y'all knew Heather's house,

if y'all knew this shit that was going on in Heather's house, my nigga, I'm not inheriting beef. Right. Yo, all right,

here goes some more lessons, new niggas. You got to be careful. You can't be so casual with dick because you just inherit the niggas that want to fuck her as beef. Right. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I ain't doing that. You have because you just inherit the niggas that want to fuck her as beef. Right.

Yeah, no, no, no, no. I ain't doing that. You have to be careful, and these niggas will kill you over Heather with the roaches and the fucking crit. That's a lot of happening. Nigga, I would be so mad in fucking heaven. Oh, is there anything else we're missing? Oh, shit. Do y'all want to touch on the stranded bay shit?

Because that kind of ties into this. Do y'all want to touch on the Stranded Bay shit? Because that kind of ties into this. You know, every time, there's always something that takes off online that, you know, there's a Stranded Bay every single day. Oh, I didn't think that story was out of the ordinary. I think the 15 different stories

from all the different angles was the first. If you missed the Stranded Bay story, on Valentine's Day, a nigga sold a girl a hoop dream. She bought it like they normally do and had a hard time at the end of it. That's the shortened version. It was just better because her mom jumped in it. The friends jumped in it.

It was real good, though. The mouse jumped in it. Now, it was real good when you went to her timeline and read. Because that bit, the women keep receipts. Yeah. But women, see, this is the part I'd be confused about. Well, no, a lot of the receipts they think work. That's what I'm saying.

Women, let me help y'all. That's not really a receipt. I know y'all are keeping this long trail of documentation to let the world know that this man cared about you at one point. Or told you he cared about you. We don't quite interpret it that way as men when we see it. We just think, all right, that's the game, and y'all bought it rather quickly. Like, you bought bad game. How did you pull that?

The nigga told you, I love you, that just DM'd you fucking four days ago. Like, what are y'all talking about? So she was under the impression that this guy was her boyfriend, and this guy's just like, nah, I was lonely on Valentine's Day, and I wanted to get it popping. You left, and I gave your gift to somebody else, and that was the end of that.

And all the women are so shocked and amazed and I say all the time, if men knew the way that women got down, we wouldn't have casual sex so much. Like women are appalled at that, but that's just regular

and happens all the time. The shit that women are out here doing, oh my goodness fucking gracious. But whatever. I don't care. That's why I don't fly them out. I don't fly them out. Nope, that my goodness fucking gracious. But whatever. I don't care. That's why I don't fly him out.

I don't fly him out. Nope. That ain't my thing. I'm cool. If you're going to cheat, cheat locally. Vaginas everywhere. Cheat locally is crazy.

I will never under Montreal unless you have a charge. I want to see that girl. I want to see the girl that is making me drive to Montreal.

I want to see her. I want to see Montreal. No is making me drive to Montreal. I want to see her. I want to see Montreal. Nah, they in Montreal. Not Montreal. No, Montreal's dope. Montreal's dope. I stand corrected. They are definitely in Montreal.

And they party till 7 in the morning in fucking Montreal. And you're just going to bump into a threesome by mistake in Montreal. It's fucking amazing out there. Now. That changes Mo's entire story. I'm not driving there from home. I don't look like such a crazed man now. No, you do still look like a crazed man.

I mean, if I make a weekend out of it. Shit, I thought my trip was bad from fucking North Jersey to Boston one night, but nah, Montreal is far away. Yeah. That's far. Look at you. It's not that much further though. It is.

It is It is Nah I know what I mean That was a seven and some hours Yes Boston and a half Boston's a good Bro this was It wasn't no

This was Boston's five and a half At night Nah Don't give him traffic It was traffic when he went Yes it was It was traffic

In my story it was Who's ever passed New Haven Without traffic It was that time of night It wasn't no traffic Ice definitely trooped For a good six hours For some pussy

Facts That's right Five Five Even without traffic. It was that time of night. It wasn't no traffic. Ice definitely trooped in a good six hours for some pussy. Facts. Five. Five. Five. Niggas always want to take that hour off. Five. Five.

It was six. Without a doubt. It was 612. I don't think I've ever driven that far. I don't think so. It was worth it though. I've never thought about it.

I've done a DC trip. That don't count. But it's when you did it. DC is right here. Was it planned? No, I was on a whim. See, that's what counts. It got to be a whim.

Don't plan. Not like, yo, I'm driving out there tomorrow. Nah. Like, right now, like, 20 minutes, I'm out. It was wild, though, because she said, yo, come through. Like, come through is around the corner. I kind of like the chick and the fact that I could stay there. Like, I could get a good night's sleep and not rush out.

Like, I'm not doing a fucking let me fuck and you're going to annoy me when I'm done nothing. And now I have to drive back from D.C. to fucking New York. I'm not doing that. If I kind of like you, I'll take that trip. The bottom line is niggas hit the road. That's the bottom line. Yeah.

I think every guy has done it. Niggas do whatever. Yeah. Most niggas, yeah. You can't, we can't have that conversation after I say this whole Fucking soliloquy About dick being More powerful That's why I said What I said

That's why I said I'm with Yo listen I'm in the same I'm weak for that too Just like they weak for us Yeah but you're not Staying in the way

A woman gonna stay No no no You're just driving To get some new pussy Yeah yeah Yeah that's where it stops Yeah she thinks She moving in

She drive like that And that's why I want the day to come Stranded's why I want the day to come. Stranded, bae. I want the day to come where men just don't yearn for new vagina, where we can just all be loyal. That's how the population keeps going. The fuck is he talking about?

What did that nigga just say? That's your man. Man, that's his views and his views only, nigga. That ain't views from the six, nigga. Nigga, I'm not going to ever stop yearning for some new. Some new? That's his views and his views only. That ain't views from the six. I'm not going to ever stop yearning for some new. Some new? I'll fight it.

I'm not going to say I'm always giving, but I'm always want some. Get a good fight. Yeah. Not to ever want any. Man, Joe was out of his fucking mind. All right. What I'm saying is to the men who've who've been in relationships before okay talking to the men that may have had a girl at one point oh i'm not like are with love okay but when you're when you

end with your girl what save it new pussy wait i didn't hear what you said when you end with your girlfriend then what happens new pussy saves you i know i know that you think that. You need a lot of help. You need it. Yo, my friend needs so much help and therapy. What did you do afterwards? I don't even acknowledge none of them bitches. Like, I don't know what breakup. I've been in one relationship. I don't understand why people keep talking to me like they were girls before sin. I don't know none of them bitches.

Not A1. Sin the other day said, yo, were all your relationships that bad, even the one with Esther? I said, who?

Why were you about to fight J.R. Smith? Who are you talking about? Oh my God, man. Because of the Knicks. I'm a Knicks fan. Yeah. Fuck out of here.

Yeah. That's a perfect segue to go to mall with sports. Fuck out of here. Well's a perfect segue to go to mall with sports. Fuck out of here. Well, you are a sports guy. There's a lot of sports. You started. Hey, shit happened, man.

Lakers still ain't shit. Y'all just made a trade. And y'all got Magic Johnson. That was a bum ass trade. Magic, you know, is running shit now. Let's get right to the meat and potatoes of it. How excited are we about this Anthony Davis to Marcus Cousins pairing? We want to see a game now.

Yeah. We want to see a game now, yeah. Is Drew Holiday healthy? Yeah. That's a nice – if you tell me I'm starting a team with those three people, I'm excited about that. For this year? I'm just saying period.

I don't know. What if they're there for next year too? They'll probably get the seven. I don't know if the Marcus Cousins will stay, though, after this summer. I don't know. I can't see them resigning. No? They'll probably get the seven. I don't know if DeMarcus Cousins will stay after this summer. I don't know. I can't see him resigning. No, he's a free agent after next season. Not this season.

No, I think it's this summer. I don't think so. Yeah. I think he's a free agent this summer. I'm pretty sure it's after next, but I could be wrong. I could be wrong. Either way, I'm excited. Give me those three to start a team.

I like that. I don't know who else they put. I mean, it looked good. We still got to see it translate on the floor, though. But it looks good. It looks good. Does Boston make a move? They need to.

Danny Ainge is great, and Brad Stevens is great. They are great. Yeah, their future is bright. Celtics' future is bright. Do you feel like Kevin Love is out how long to win? Probably right before the playoffs. Boston 100% feels like they can take Cleveland without Kevin Love. They can feel like that, which is cool, but they can't.

They're not beating Cleveland. If Cleveland does not have Kevin Love. Even if they don't have Kevin Love. If they don't have Kevin Love and J.R. Smith. I think them picking up Derrick Williams This is perfect This is perfect I'm talking about Kevin Love and you respond

Because no I'm just saying they're filling that gap Is what I'm saying Obviously Derrick Williams doesn't fill that Kevin Love gap Because he's not the same type of player But it's not as big Pause as a whole Niggas don't get Boston Every time I talk about the Boston Celtics No I like Boston it's not as big pause as a whole as it would have been. Yo, niggas don't get Boston, they props.

Every time I talk about the Boston Celtics. No, I like Boston. They're not Toronto and the Wizards. No, no, they have to make a move, though. They got to move something in pieces. They will. I think they're doing it right. They ain't just doing it right.

So if Jimmy Butler goes to the Celtics before the trade deadline, or if Carmelo Anthony goes to the Celtics before the trade deadline, or if Andre Drummond goes to the Celtics before the trade deadline, or if Carmelo Anthony goes to the Celtics before the trade deadline, or if Andre Drummond goes to the Celtics before the deadline, any one of those three people, you don't think they can beat the Cavs without Kevin Love if they add any one of those three people? No, because I saw LeBron take the Warriors to six games without Kyrie and Kevin Love. Do you agree with Kyrie that the earth is flat? No. Did you hear that podcastrie that the earth is flat? No.

Did you hear that podcast when he said that? Yeah. I didn't hear the podcast. I saw the interview where they asked him. Yeah. Yeah. I think he was trolling, though. I don't think Kyrie really believed that.

Or he'd been listening to too much B.O.B. records. I don't think he believes that. I think he was trolling. I'm signing with Kyrie. Why does that matter? I only don't think. Why are you asking me that? I only don't think he was trolling i i'm signing with kairi why does that matter i only don't think why you asked me that i only don't think he was trolling because kehlani has interesting tattoos kehlani definitely looked like she think i'm telling you where my brain is kehlani look

like she could hold a good conversation with you one day and have you believing that the earth is flat you know what wow this all makes sense now janae it's a couple of minutes that's what i'm saying you think some shit like they'll'll say something And you'll be like You know what Damn you right I never looked at it like that How are you We're doing a podcast

No I'm doing my podcast This guy Do you have 20 Do you Wait I'll call you in 20 Do you have 20 Do you

I knew they was gonna call I knew they was gonna call Who was that? Love and 8 Pop Oh put them on Let's hear the negotiation Live on air Well I can

I can tell you What my counter is If you wanna know Yes your counter I'll only do it Whatever they say Whatever they say I'm going with no

Only so I could counter I will only do it If Rory and Mariah Lynn Put out a mixtape together. Then they might say no. Then I'll say fine. If Rory and Drewski can put out a mixtape together, then they might

say no. Then I'll say if Rory and B.B.O.D. can put out a mixtape together. I'm winning in all these deals, so I'm going to keep going. You're about to be my manager. Sinwe really wants to find a way to make Mariah Lynn pop. That whole record is dope. Y'all funny.

It's funny. I want to find a way to pop Mariah Lynn. You would be the person to want to pop Mariah Lynn. That is exactly what is wrong in life. That you won't fuck

Bria Mowles, but you will fuck Mariah Lynn. You won't fuck Bria Mowles? No, I wouldn't. Why? Because Mariah Lynn is there. That's why. That's why. Mariah Lynn you won't fuck Bria Miles why because Mariah Lynn is there that's why that's why

that's why yeah you know I'm telling the truth you can't sell that story man hey listen bro I refuse to sit here and believe that you don't have to I'm not believing one of these dare to be different

wait let me tell you something before Bria put out these little clips I refuse to sit here and believe that. You don't have to. I'm not believing one of these dare to be different responses. Wait, let me tell you something. Before Bria put out these little clips that whoever's running her page is putting out. I don't care what clips she put out. He's not going to sit here and tell me. If she ain't put out a clip in five years, he's not going to tell me that. Well, you said this when he said that five years ago. Yeah, that's crazy.

He's been saying this for a while. At some point, you have to take people at their word. He sticks to his guns. That's why I respect him. He say crazy shit. It ain't crazy shit. He's been saying this for a while. At some point, you have to take people at their word. But that's ice. He sticks to his guns. That's why I respect him. He say crazy shit. It ain't crazy shit. It's just, yo, everything's shit. You not wanting to smash Brea Miles?

Niggas like shit, but would smash Mariah Lynn? I would absolutely smash Mariah Lynn. I'm not, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying you would or wouldn't smash Mariah Lynn. I said there's no way you would see Mariah Lynn and Brea Miles and say, nah, I'm not hitting that to Brea Miles I absolutely would he's telling you he would say that number one number two I've been that way for years

this is a lot of racial undertones here we go I'm leaving this one alone it's not you I'm talking about when you keep saying that so emphatically there's racial undertones it's not even about I'm just saying there just. There's racial undertones there. No, no, no. It's not even about.

I'm just saying. There's plenty of men that would fuck the skinny white woman that won't fuck the thick black woman. There's plenty of women. It's not a black white thing. I know. I know. I know. I'm just saying that.

I prefer slim chicks. It's possible that a man can see Mariah Lynn and Bria Mowles. I prefer slim chicks. That's just always been. But men of a certain demographic don't. That's not a popular opinion. It ain't got to be popular though. We know. We agree. But that's why I said that's ice. That men of a certain demographic don't. That's not a popular opinion. It ain't got to be popular, though.

We agree. But that's why I said that's Ice. That's what he does. He's the unpopular opinion and he sticks to it. Mariah Lynn, I ain't going to lie,

you should fuck Ice just off the strength that he would fuck you and not bring him out. Yeah, that's a major. Word. I agree. I agree.

I ain't going to lie. That's major. I'm with all that. That's major. I would support that if I thought that Ice could beat Self. All right, add this into the counter. If I thought Ice could beat up DJ Self, I would want that to happen. That's what I'm as, though.

Well, if I thought Ice could take Cisco, then I would want to see. I could absolutely take Cisco. Well, set it up. It's only one way to find out. We don't have a counter offer. It's only one way to find out. It was a Monday when I said Cisco had not a shot at shooting him in the face. But will the story fade or will one of them find out? Will the story fade or will one of them?

That's funny. Holy shit But wait time out This is what's funny about men And I'm going to say this And we're going to get out of here I think This is what's funny about men

At what point do you ask us About the potential of a fight With another man And don't get that exact response I will fuck him up Right Yeah like how you going to say When do we scale it back When you know you can will fuck him up Right Yeah like how you gonna say When do we scale it back

When you know you can't fuck him up I mean I didn't say They can take Floyd Right You know what I'm saying Like Conor McGregor is gonna die In that ring

Because they're not That's not gonna happen Yeah I don't even think that's happening Yeah Just like I told you The Soulja Boy crew I told y'all that wasn't gonna happen We knew that

We knew that wasn't gonna happen Oh okay We knew that wasn't gonna happen Oh okay We knew that wasn't gonna happen But What happens is And this is a time wherein We troll Until the troll is real

And then we can't believe it I can give you 90 examples of that happening So now here we are Yet again That is what's going on here That's all Yo oh my god

I'm so glad that that Trey Songz reality show shit wasn't real. I want to apologize. We knew it, but I want to apologize for even having that discussion. Because like I told y'all, I told y'all, Kevin Lowndes is not letting it happen. That's not happening. Thinking didn't change that drastically for y'all to think that Tremaine Is going to do that No No

No No No No Did he pop though? Did who? Did who pop? Nah

Maul with the Trey Songz shit Every last one of them Sniper That boy is cold blooded I'm telling you That Listen man Him?

Sniper You a sniper too Joe Whoa You a reform You a reform sniper But niggas know Cause it's a known thing around Nigga it's a list

Niggas have that conversation about you Just to let you know that Like in other circles Keep that nigga away from her Yeah like yo He be having He be having some bad chicks They say that about you

They give you that Real niggas give you that Like you keep... In other circles. Yeah, like your track list. But I don't want to be a sniper. I think those are two different things. I don't think you're a sniper, though.

I think I'm not a sniper. Because you put yours on. No, I'm not a sniper. Well, wait, what's a sniper? That's a sniper tactic, though. Yeah, that's a sniper tactic. Let's keep that. Let's put the decoy on the other tower and you over in this one in a different outfit. Let's keep that. Let's put the decoy on the other tower, and you over in this one in a different outfit.

Listen, slow everyone. Simmer down. We're going to cut to a quick commercial break. Tune in next week. So tell me what a sniper is. What's a sniper? A sniper is- See, when you say Trey is a sniper, headshot.

You're done. You're down., headshot. You're done. You're down. You're down. You're down. These are the snipers where it's like... You don't see... See, the sniper don't got to get right up on you to kill you. You know what I'm saying?

Like, he's sitting way back. And all he got to do is be just eye contact. And you could just tell, like... Yo, let me just interrupt. Conversations like this Are what makes me Listen to our podcast No but

I listen to hear this stupid shit No but this is real This is real shit though This is real shit I'm listening A sniper don't gotta get up on you Like he ain't gotta do too much Like

From wherever he at Wherever he at Wherever you at He see you He know that's a That's a body I'ma kill that You heard? Once he see it it's done i'm gonna kill that i know i'm gonna kill that that's a body

waiting i'm more impressed that it's all about when i want to hit the hit the kill switch i'm way more impressed that i know that sniper and kill are related but still he brought me there epic it was epic yeah nah for real that's what it is i didn't i don't feel like i'm telling y'all something y'all don't know i agree i'm breaking it down for the people that don't know and there's a lot of people that don't know yeah that's what so trey is a sniper he's a sniper i've seen it yeah i've seen bodies drop man you've been in the field doing hand-to-hand combat like it was like yo he didn't even say nothing to her he didn't say one word to her.

She already in the car. All right, can I get, and I keep saying that we getting out of here because there's no more that I really want to touch on, but now the conversation keeps getting great. So, can I get, if you're doing, if we have to do a three-man, three-on-three sniper league. A three-on-three sniper league three on three sniper league i was gonna say give me your give me give me three killers that are not famous at all but that might be different i don't know people are

gonna know they are well i still would just like to hear for conversation purposes because everybody listening all the men anyway and women like this people know killers and snipers like like like michael paul funny she was michael paul i didn't want to say i was gonna say mp just to not blow his spot up but yeah michael paul michael paul is a killer he's a killer sniper he's a non-famous sniper he got the cheat code though man i don't count that body man He got the cheat code. He's a doctor and a doorman at a nightclub. Son. What the fuck is that? You know how wild that is?

He's a creative player, my nigga. Last night, let me tell you the story that he tells this morning. He tells a story about last night he's in the ER. And damn, am I supposed to share this hospital confidential shit on my podcast? Well, anyway. I ain't even whapping. supposed to share this this hospital confidential shit on my podcast well anyway yo so he tells a story about uh this dad who came into the hospital with his whole shit pill he got in a fight with his 17 year old son who's way bigger than him and his son filled him up so when he came in the hospital michael paul heard him on the phone say no but you was hitting me like a stranger.

So they was beefing. So Michael Paul's specialty is sewing. So he sews the nigga up, shows me a picture of the gash on his face. This motherfucker's not fair. He could sew? He sewed it up and then went to 63 Gans to work the door. So he laughed. He said, if only all

of these people at this door knew that I was just sewing someone's face up 30 minutes ago. So that is kind of a cheat code. Well, nigga, how you follow that up? Because you're an attractive guy. You're like House. So you're Dr. House in the daytime. And in the nighttime, you're like Batman.

You go work a fucking door. And then you're great because your last name is Button still. But I take all the button sleazeballness. And you look like the most prestigious, clean button that ever fucking existed. This thing is a piece of shit. But no, we can't do non-famous. So give me famous snipers, three on three. Just give me your top three or give me a good three.

It might sound wild. I'm putting Nick Cannon in there. That ain't wild. That ain't wild. Listeners, I know you guys don't think that, but listeners may see that. Putting him. Stone Cold Killer. Derek Jeter, I don't even know if he's allowed in the league.

No, he's Hall of Fame. He can't play. Michael Jordan can't play. Not Michael Jordan. Same, same. No, no, you can't play. You can't play. All right, I'm putting Nick Cannon.

One of y'all got to come up with something else in the meantime. Jeter was my next. Yo, you in there, too. I'm in there, too. I'm killing his team already. Get his team out of here. I don't know. You can't play. All right, I'm putting Nick Cannon. One of y'all got to come up with something else in the meantime. Jeter was my next. Yo, you in there, too. I'm in there, too. I'm killing his team already. Get his team out of here. I don't know. His team is tough.

No. He started with Nick. I got Jeter as my fucking center. We can't use Jeter. I thought we said we could. He's in the Hall of Fame. No. I'm still getting his team out of here.

I want to hear it. I like Nick Cannon. All right, let Rory think. Let me hear you. ASAP Rocky. Sniper. Fab. That's a good pick.

Fab. Fab is a sniper. Your team is out of here already. I don't know. No. All I have is Nick Cannon right now. Your team is beatable. Your team is beatable.

Let me hear what I said. And Drake. Sniper. All right. It's a good team. Nigga. All right. How the fuck you mean that?

You don't say. Because I know what ASAP does. I know what Fab does. No, I don't. I don't know what Fab does. And I do know what... I don't know what Drake does either. But it sounds like a good team.

Yeah, it does sound like a pretty good team. Any team starting with Nick Cannon. I know the new generation likes to hate Nick Cannon and Ray J. Shit. Those are two good guys. Because it's cool to kind of hate Ray J. Those are two good guys. I might put Ray J as my point guard.

I wouldn't be mad at that team. I wouldn't be mad. I'm putting Bow Wow on mine. All right, I'm done. Nah, nah. Don't do that, though. Yeah, don't. Don't do that. wouldn't be mad I'm putting Bow Wow on mine Alright I'm done Nah nah Don't do that though Yeah don't Don't do that Don't do that

Don't do that Sniper It sounds crazy A lot of the snipers Were mentioning They share bodies Yeah It sounds crazy

Me and Bow Wow Share bodies Of course you and Bow Wow What are you talking about Are you kidding me That's a shocker Wow you don't say What the fuck are you talking about That was a kidding me? That's a shocker? Wow, you don't say. What the fuck are you talking about?

That was a shocker to me. I was upset that day. I was upset that day. Why that day, though? Yo, don't get it. That's not something you just fucking casually share. That's funny. Hey.

Oh, look at us snitching on everyone. Yeah, it's horrible. I'm getting out of here. I don't know about any of that. But I want to finish this conversation Off the air Yeah Okay

I want to hear Rory's Rory's three Speaking of fucking Michael Paul We at fucking La Marina Michael Paul has no sleeves And I'm with Joe in La Marina Joe has some stain in La Marina For the years of sniping that he did

Before his relationship I think you told this story I feel like I know this I feel like I know this story No you probably lived this story No I wasn't there But I think you told this story. I feel like I know this. I feel like I know this story. No, you probably lived this story. No, I wasn't there, but you definitely told me this story. I think you told us on the podcast before. Yeah, you did.

Oh, maybe I did. You did. Well, just the general people were looking all at us, and then Michael Paul had this drunk idea. Yo, let's all take a pic, and it looked like fucking paid in full Rico, and everyone's sitting there, and all of a sudden, I'm in the middle like with my shoulders close looking like somebody touched you didn't like it I got six seven Michael Paul with done two days with no sleeves on and then I got a fucking rapper to my right and I'm just like this don't worry

Rory I'm gonna fix it I'm gonna fix it for both of us man Michael Michael Paul live live upstairs at the top of the house. He wake up at 5 in the morning, go to the gym, and then want to come back and prance around the house with his little cut-off sleeve shirts around my girl. At what point? No, it was humbling. I needed that, though. Humbling my ass. I'm behind the fucking door.

When he come downstairs, I'm going to just clock him with a fucking knife. No, I be saying to myself, at what point do you think I can't fuck him up because he's my cousin like for real how many times you're gonna come get sugar my nigga while me and my girl is is here in the kitchen no honestly for real i might have to fuck that nigga up that's wild but it's cool yeah it was a humbling experience and then sin ain't never say nothing about it but then she keep fucking uh she keep liking niggas that look like michael pa like when Klay Thompson was shooting threes. Yo. What?

Yo, man, you go ahead and watch some sports shit with a girl. Fucking watch a three-point contest, and here comes Klay Thompson, here comes your, you all right, nigga? You can shoot, I know. And they think they low. They don't say one thing the whole time, and then they pretend like, oh, I want to get involved. Who's that one, babe?

Yeah, if you don't, let me tell you something, man. You know what Carucci just did? Yo. All right, so listen, that is episode 101. Don't forget to tune in next week as we tackle whatever the fuck happens this week. Yo, we got to get some structure on this motherfucking podcast. I don't think we do. Nah, that's why I work.

I used to think that. That's why I work, man. Yo, honestly, Rory did used to be the guy trying to get structure here. Yeah, but I realized it worked. Without the structure, right? It was like New Orleans. I always have to clear the stage at Hattie Palooza, but the party was so great on the stage,

I didn't want to clear it. Yeah, sometimes you got to let people go. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, man. And it sure works. I want you to stop taking most interesting man-looking pictures when you go to Hattie Palooza. Shout out to Ravy B. Shout out to Ravy B.

Shout out to Elliot Wilson. He just took a job at Tidal. I saw that. Is there any other small tidbits we need to get to? NBC is out to Elliot Wilson. He just took a job at Tidal. I saw that. Is there any other small tidbits we need to get to? NBC is trying to make Nick Cannon look crazy since we were talking about Nick Cannon earlier. They're trying to say he's crazy because he said some shit in his Netflix stand-up, and now they at odds and they beefing. Nick, I fuck with you.

They're going to always say you crazy when you fucking talking that shit. Can't be woke everywhere. NBC is one of the places. Let me say that. Word to Kyrie, too, with the world being flat. Yeah. I mean, can we prove otherwise? Yes. Yes, we can.

We most definitely can. Listen, if you want to talk to me about the Earth, I have some theories, too. I know you have theories. I know. I'm quite sure all of you gentlemen have theories, but there's one thing that is certain. The Earth is not flat. And Montreal is not flat.

Sleepers I don't have one Oh I got one I got one I know I know Just save the spiel Nah

We're used to the spiel already fellas I could find one I could find one I'm gonna find one too Rory do you have one Rory you body dashed Your last week I need the name of that

That shit was hard Yeah it was great I need the name of that And that Sid That Sid joint I need too. Can you email that to me? The whole album's good. I'll send you the album.

Where's the ox? Joe got the ox. Here you go. Play some Melo shit. I like Melo. I'm in a good Melo mood. This is Daniel Caesar. I'm going straight guns out. That mellow mood This is Daniel Caesar Get guns out

That's a hard name Daniel Caesar The incense burning Through drought and famine, natural disasters, my baby has been around for me. Kingdoms have fallen, angels be calling, none of that could ever make me leave Every time I look into your eyes I see you You're all I need Every time I get a bit inside I feel it

Ooh Who would have thought I'd get you Hey He killing that Bro, you gotta say when you got a good sleeper So you can go last Shorty ain't even coming yet She kills her shit too

There's a girl on it Oh I love my girl Oh man Fucking joke I don't care what y'all say about me Oh Baby Don't do that

Ice please play some New Orleans gang shit please I'm a love sin over there You got Joe fucked up This shit is super hard right here I need this I need this Damn Where the fuck is the girl at?

He's fucking. How old is this? End of 2016. Oh, so this is new. Yeah, I think this kid is going to be something for sure. Daniel Caesar? Well, now I'm going to be mad if he do be something that we blowing him up. That shit is hard right there.

This is hard. turn it down a little bit rory i don't cut it off though um shit just that fast i forgot what i was gonna say never mind well he from toronto and toronto really turned into a fucking music factory what's the name what's the name of that record this is uh get you i do think that we should find some type of way we should do do more for these songs like this. Like sometimes y'all have a sleeper that's like a really, really, really good song. I got to flush it out. Like somebody was telling me that we release our podcast on Wednesday.

We should release something else on Friday. Maybe like a sleeper playlist or something like that. Playlist. I'm telling you, watch. Playlist is going to be everywhere in a minute with that shit There was like not all your songs and my songs are in the same place like so I could do an Apple music one But it's tough to do that when certain records aren't on there like people to this all the time to do that I gotta do it that way I could give you verified chips to put on our SoundCloud every Friday, I guess

I'm a I gotta flush this idea out, of course. Turn this up? There's a way to do that, by the way. I'm gonna buy this song now. Yeah. David Caesar? Daniel. Oh, Daniel. Daniel Yeah that's hard

What's the name of that Get You Get You Right there at the top Okay Rory You did your homework I used to body y'all No

Whoever he was fucking In New Orleans Had a dope Rory I don't think you A chick that went to All Star Weekend In New Orleans Said let me throw this Let went to All Star Weekend in New Orleans Said let me throw this on

You know you be liking earthy bitches That's why I think The earth is flat Rory like earthy bitches Nothing wrong with earthy bitches I didn't say anything was wrong with them I'm saying Alright

Let's see man Earthy bitches give you mad bars about life while smoking all your weed. Listen, man. I'm going to play this record by L.A. Daniel Caesar, I just bought your fucking song, man. Thank Rory. This is L.A. Wonder Woman. We like L.A.,

friend of the show. Oh, y'all niggas pulling out the big dogs when I ain't got no sleep. All right. All right, I see what's going on. It's hard already. It's an interlude, too.

Oh, so now I'm about to be mad at it So let me not like it too much I hate when R&B niggas do that Make the interlude a song my nigga I've been thinking about you About the things that we used to do How about dinner for two Let's take a night out for me and you How about dinner for two?

Let's take a night out for me and you Is that too much to ask? It's not dwell on the past no more I know life moves so fast But I don't want to crash. And that's why I'm here. Hold it up. This is when I try to put my whole face inside of her. You got to do that when there's some wild melody shit happening.

Like when it's a vocal break and you can just hear your thoughts. You need help, man. I know. I'm sick. I'm sick. People only think I'm sick. I'm sick. I've been wanting to know the shit you don't say out loud.

I'm just waiting for the beat to drop. It's a long time though. I ain't trying to be down there that long. Now you sweating. I've used this move mad times. Now she's keeping your face there longer than you wanted it. They really like this vocal break too. See, see he agrees you don't let this rock this long if you're not doing that hey how do we get here i love when men ask that how do we get in these situations you nigga

How do we get in these situations? You, nigga. How do you think? It wasn't her. How do we get ourselves here? You lied to that bitch. I can tell you. You guided us right there. I can tell you.

You were steering the ship. How did we get here? Hey. Hey. Okay. This is an interlude? That's what I was just getting ready to say. L.A. Baby. Hey Okay This is an interlude? That's what I was just getting ready to say L.A.

Baby Text us the real version This is not an interlude He did this He ain't dumb Yeah, that's L.A. E-L-H-A-E Wonder Woman

L.A. L.A. If you didn't do it Do it Do it Finish that Finish that Imani Blackheart album in stores right now A.E., Wonder Woman. Hey, L.A., if you didn't do it, do it. Do it. Finish that. Finish that. Imani Blackheart album in stores right now.

Don't forget. All right, you want me to go first because you about to play some Boosie shit, and my shit is in the vein of what they're doing. I ain't playing no Boosie shit. Well, you don't listen to R&B, so what you about to play? All right, this is a record from last year. This is Gucci and Janae. No, it's not. That would be hard.

Oh, my God. This cat called Sibaby. It's called Pull Up With A Stick. This sound like ice romance music. 100%. Yes. Pull up with your ma. He definitely just took to a spot in Essex County they in the back?

This is hard, but still. They're saying that. Stop it. This song makes me believe. Where are they from? Atlanta. This song makes me believe Where they from? Atlanta This song is big in Atlanta Gotta be

I can tell Gotta be I can tell this song is huge in Atlanta It's dope Don't be surprised if Wave rod and jump on it When this came out? Last year.

Middle of last year. Damn. This song definitely makes me believe Ice would fuck Mariah Lynn before Bria. Oh, that's... I don't know why

you didn't believe that. I know. Wall still ain't rolling. Bria put coconut oil on that thing and started walking around in this record, man. You niggas going to watch that video 21 times. I still watch it 21 times. She doesn't need the coconut oil. I got to get the hook again.

That shit is... I know that record is big in Atlanta. I know it is. Don't drive there to find out, Maul. Stay right there. Stay right there is funny. Maul ready to take off. Right now to find out if it's big in Atlanta. Pause, first of all.

That's funny. That's pretty funny, Joe. That was pretty funny. He ready to drive in there right now and find out if the record is big. Simmer down, Maul. Stay right there. That's funny.

So, Black, who's a friend of the show, we want to shout out to him. Of course, y'all know about his project that's out. But I'm going to play a song called Bless Me that came out prior to that project.

And I just fuck with it. Still that same black vibe. He's on Sid's album too. I need to hear Sid's album. Not Sid. Not Sid's album. Send me Sid's album. I will. I'll do it. I'm sending it right now. Thank you. Not SZA. Send me SZA. Not I will like.

I'll do it. I'm sending it right now. Thank you. Ice. Appreciate that. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me what you're looking for. Is that me? You'll see.

You fall in love different looking at me. Crystal ball, I can tell you what you need to know. Is this Timmy Turner, but we can understand the lyrics? Is this Timmy Turner, but we can understand the lyrics? This is what does I understand. That nigga black is tough. He ain't even get on his shit yet. Word, he chilling. I ain't gonna lie

This is giving me Crazy early Frank Ocean vibes Black Reminds me of that a little bit This is giving me crazy I should do Molly again vibes Which Early Frank Ocean did

I'm like a cop I'm an 8-ball after this. This nigga, he talking his shit. What's the name of this? Bless me. It's his record? Jesus Christ. You ain't got a 40 on this yet? That's what I'm doing

What you doing? It worked No you fucking up You ain't got a 40 clip on that? Pat pull up the mic I'm wildin' right? How you ain't got a 40 clip on that And put that out

And a visual Just put you in a dark hallway With lights flickering Spitting some shit Nah Mo's right You don't want that shit in there Nigga what? Yeah but you what happened?

How old is this? See that's what happened It says 2016 It 2016 it came all I should have this project so that's why it was not on this project oh shit this came out before his shit okay bless me it's hard though and it's short Dog You playing Yeah you are You had that all this time Or you playing Is that coming back Where niggas Should just put verses on

It ain't never When did it leave It ain't And everyone can't do that Like you can do this weird shit You better get that nigga While you can still get the video You better get that nigga while you can still get the video You better hit that nigga up

Yo, you know who I FaceTimed with today? Thanks to Surf, Don Q That nigga's nice I'm pulling up on him Yeah, that little nigga's nice He's dope He reminds me of 90s. Yeah.

100%. Speaking of Don Q, that fucking, I don't care. April. I like my ignorant records in doses. That A Boogie water shit, he fucking floated on. I got to cut it off before Kodak Black's fucking Down Syndrome ass gets on it and ruins it. If A Boogie took that shit for himself, and I know it's obvious, but put Drake on that shit, that's the record they should have done

with their little friendship. With their little friendship. He wears fucking OVO shit everywhere. I figure they have some friendship. That's the record they should have done with their little friendship. Right, that one. Their words are fucking dick, man. A Boogie water, that shit.

He floated on that shit. I haven't heard it. I know Don Q and A Boogie's on tour now, so shout out to them. Shout out to Ro James. Ro James is on tour right now, too. I missed him in New York, and I was dead tight. Yeah, I'm mad about that. I am going to catch Don Q when he gets to New York.

But if Ro James is in a city near you, you should check him out, because he's got some people out there with him. He's doing an amazing job. His album is great. Also, I'm on the album. I'll say it one more time. Blackheart outright this second. Make sure you get it on iTunes.

That's E-M-A-N-N-Y, Imani. Great project. I support him. And that's that. Any last final words? Henny Palooza, we're in Houston next, March 11th. These niggas is moving that Henny Palooza. Well, God damn.

I feel like I was in Miami already. We doing two a month? All around the country? They got to move it before fucking Homeboy Swaggerjacks, all that shit. They trying to get all the money while they can. Before Homeboy. Somebody going to fuck Homeboy up. We're going to leave that offer here.

So Henny Palooza, Houston, you said. That I might try to come to if me and Sinka fight. Yeah, we did that warehouse last year and it was great. And we're doing that warehouse again. When is that? March 11th. Two, three weeks? Two and a half? Somewhere around there? Yo, Sid is so good.

She just this morning asked me to keep March 12th on hold. Oh, it's March 11th. You good? It's playing it close, man I normally like to stay in town After I cheat a few days Yo So you don't come home

With a stench Yeah, yeah You can't just come straight home After the cheat That's how you get caught up A hotel shower Just doesn't do it No, you gotta really be thorough

Y'all terrible You gotta be thorough, man I don't know what they talking about You single And of course I'm joking baby I love you I would never do that And that's that mall

Ice y'all got any last words Before we get the fuck out of here Nope Is there anything coming up this weekend That we should be concerned about Or worried about 70 Degrees in New York tomorrow That movie Get Out

Is coming out This weekend right That's about the black guy Getting stuck in the house With white people right Yes Yeah word The first time I saw that trailer

Was in theaters I forgot what movie I was seeing But it was a different trailer And it made it seem like It was a parody or a joke Like those fucking Wayne Brothers used to be And now it like

Looks like a serious movie Yo That shit looks scary It was like a full troll In the first trailer I saw in the theaters Why have I had beef With Marlon Wayans?

Every party you name, I had a beef with them. I just told you earlier. Marlon Wayans, Hurt Bay dude. Yeah. You just, Cam. Cam's my guy. I can't wait for us to go to dinner. I'm very excited.

I'm very happy that him and I handled that the way that we handled that with Vlad's bullshit. And even when the streets started saying whatever they were saying, Cam called back. He called back. We had a good talk. Great talk. Fuck Vlad. I just don't have no words. I'm good.

I ain't got nothing to say. You don't do podcasts. Nah. Next week, same time, same place. One.