The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 106

Episode Date: April 5, 2017

We're back! After a week off the guys sit down with guest comedian Bo and discuss Kendrick vs Big Sean, Chance & Rory's conversation, Rikers Island, Suge, Joe's tic tac toe abilities, and the return of Homie Court. Sleeper Picks Of The Week: Joe: Common "I Used To Love H.E.R." | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxOZLCcke3A Rory: 11:11 "I'm Good" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55fCbLo-WZk Mal: Nick Grant "Black Sinatra" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXv0eMjYlg Bo: EPMD "Headbanger" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um1S-C0zUQo

Y'all ready? Yes sir I wanna start this shit all straight Telling all three of y'all stop playing with my name Let's go man, let's go Stop playing with my fucking name Mic check, mic check, mic check Let me know when we rolling

Are we rolling? Mic check 1, 2, 1, 2 Mic check 1, 2, 1, 2 I will name this podcast later Episode number 107 I am your host Joe Budden across from me is rory lanes to his right to his left is maul behind me is my beautiful girlfriend hey baby hey baby chris is here back from his vacation i didn't know he was taking hey chris and uh shout out to our

youtube viewership pat is here and friend of the show Bo is here Bo come sit down Come sit down Come sit down with us Now A lot to discuss gentlemen Can you move your disgusting V from his area? My apologies gentlemen

We've been on vacation So I want to apologize to everyone Last week who missed us I didn't even know a lot of y'all missed us Right? So that's one Two I'm going to lot of y'all missed us Right So that's one Two I'm gonna explain to y'all

Why Bo is here And who Bo is And why y'all should even give a fuck That Bo is here I'm gonna tell y'all about that Bo is really funny And y'all know I don't do guests Cause I hate people

But outside of all of that Rory got me in trouble How did I get you in trouble? And I'm trying to change my, I'm trying to modify my lifestyle so I'm not used to getting in trouble anymore because I'm not in my 20s. But during our- You ain't been in your 20s in about eight years. Six years. Six years, pardon me.

Well, seven. My math is horrible. But listen, so during our heated chance debate last week, you said you involved Empire. And then in the heat of the moment, I said whatever I said about Empire. I don't even remember. I said Empire didn't do shit. Okay, great. But it was, to give context, I was talking about the creation of the project.

That's what I was talking about. But how it sounded and how it came off, it was kind of aggressive. And Empire's great people. And they're wonderful over there. So I don't want anybody listening to this, artists included, because I encourage people to sign there because they're forward thinking and they're for us. Check their roster. They got

every fucking relevant motherfucker right now. So good people at Empire, I love y'all, unlike some of the people at E1. So we'll say that. So shout out to everybody over there. Thanks, Rory,

for getting me in trouble during our fucking debate. That's one. Which leads us into... You got in trouble with some other people in that debate, too. Did I?

Yeah, the topic of conversation. We've been going for a whole week. My memory's bad. I was in Chicago and did a little event called Hennypalooza and my man Chance the Rapper

showed up. It was great. It was the first time we ever did Chicago. They've been asking for it for two years. I was really happy that we got to deliver

a sold out show to them. Enough, enough, enough. We don't care. Anyways, I get the text like, yo, Chance about to pull up in the back. And he want to fade. So you start sweating.

You text Maul and me in the group chat. I did not. My phone wasn't working at the time. So there goes your whole fucking lie. Which is a bad time to about to get beat up and try to text your friends. But go ahead. Yeah, my friend's in New York while I'm in Chicago.

Well, yeah. Chance pulls up. I know I'm fine. And have we spoken since he did his move? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't just know you fine, my G in Chicago. When you move like me, you know you good. All right, go ahead. They're going to pop your mother. That sounded really good on people.

Nigga talk that shit when he laying home, right? Yeah, right? I was in Chicago. Nobody wanted nothing. Give it to me. Let's hear it. You bumped into Chance. Well, have we spoken since he went on his rant about his independence?

No. Okay, yeah. So backstory, we had a debate about Chance's independence. They don't need no backstory man Go check the fucking archives It's been two fucking weeks I know We got a lot to get to

So I ain't got time To catch niggas up Anyways I speak with Chance Get him situated Whatever He goes on stage Walk me through this

Cause this is important Did he shove you aggressively And say Yo Duke You Rory No he did not Okay go ahead I don't think I'm

That popular yet that chance got out his whip and and saw a bunch of women drunk on Henny and say yo are you Rory I don't think that was gonna happen but I'm listening the whole night goes we finished we had a little small little green room party at the end that chance stayed for and his man's who was a listener of our podcast say yo this is Rory from Button's podcast. Okay. And Chance says, oh, it's been Rory the whole time. So they been was going to lay shit.

So I was like, all right. They been was sizing you up. Didn't view you as a threat. Where's my biggest friend? Where's Kaz at? Yeah, smart. Smart thing. Let me find my biggest friend and sit next to him.

And I was like, hey, yeah, I was on your side. I could start clapping Please right away Okay Yo Joe's just a hater Like I just do a podcast With him I don't really know him Like that

We just see each other On Tuesdays That sounds right That's what you said When Meek ran up on you Yeah That's your line I ain't mad

That's your line Listen I'm never mad At none of my friends For being pussy ever And I'm not talking about you I'm talking about niggas That you know is pussy

When y'all pussy I like It's niggas you don't expect To pop off When it's time to pop off And I'm not saying you But you got some lines though I love that

Let me just stop right there I love that When people do that Do what? When they go right into You know what I'm saying I like my niggas My friends that's pussy

But not you I'm not talking about you You know I don't think you're pussy You're directly talking About Rory right now. Wait. That's not true. Okay. I'm creative.

Now I'm offended. I'm creative. You feel me, right, bro? I like that, though. You got to watch Joe, how he's dancing the conversation. Go ahead. Now I got to fight more because he thinks I'm pussy? No, I don't think you're pussy.

You're throwing me under the bus. I want to hear Chance. He just added another perspective. That's all. That's all. No, so Chance and I begin that. If this story don't end and Chance punch you in your face, then I don't want to hear it. Get added another perspective That's all That's all So Chance and I begin If this story don't end And Chance punch you in your face

Then I don't want to hear it Get to the fucking punch Damn it Well anyways yes Chance did admit that That rant started from our podcast And was good to hear And he is a friend of the show

And a fan of the show And had great things to say about Joe And Joe's rapping abilities Even though he doesn't rap anymore Everybody has good things to say about Joe Joe has Joe is the opposite On the opposite end

For a lot of people Yeah Until he meets them in person Look I like him More or less Everybody has good things to say about Joe Joe has Joe is the opposite On the opposite end for a lot of people Yeah Until he meets them in person Like I like him More or less That's Joe's stance on everything Joe always throws shots

Then when he meets the person Like I like him Yeah he's alright Joe I don't know why Everybody likes Joe But Joe just grumpy man I am literal

Not serious I thought I gave Chance Really high praise on that episode Yeah no he didn't Again it gets lost In the way you delivered it Yeah I know I gave Chance really high praise on that episode. Again, it gets lost in the way you delivered it. Yeah, I know. I'm a bit extra. Alright, so Chance didn't beat up Rory. So I was home

feeling safe that my co-worker was safe. One of them. Then I go online, Bo, and I see my other co-worker, Maul, coming out of a nightclub in LA getting spoken to aggressively by some guy. No, that was.

I don't know what. And I said, fuck, now my other coworkers in L.A. are getting pressed. No, that was like a whole. That situation was like, I still don't even understand how that happened. Dude was just looking. At the end of it all, you know, I think that we handled it the best way. You better believe it. We knew how.

Y'all did what y'all was supposed to do. Dudes just leave their cribs with different agendas, man. Dudes is out here trying to get paid and trying to get famous and shit like that. We're not on that, man. For y'all that don't know, I'm talking about the Brandon Jennings clip, and that's all I'll say. Fucking Google it. That's my guy, and I'm not promoting that bullshit,

but I liked how y'all handled that. So then I felt good. Then I was safe to go enjoy my fucking trip in Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico! I don't know if that's Puerto Rican. I don't know. Let me tell y'all how ignorant I am really quickly.

This should be easy. You know, sometimes moments of time can just get frozen. It's called a picture. Maybe, but I'm talking about like years. Like, example, I remember when people were, we were trying to decide and vote to see if Puerto Rico should be a state. And I never followed up. So it's a state.

It's not a state. We do not have 51 states. I got off the plane in Puerto Rico and got in a cab. That's a state. You don't need a passport to go over there? No. Okay, well, I kind of consider that a state then. don't need a passport to go over there? No. Okay, well, I kind of consider that a state then. See?

See, y'all like me. That's the only reason. I mean, if you don't need a passport, that's a state. But soon you're going to need a passport to go anywhere. No customs, no border, no nothing. What about Hawaii? I've never been there. You need a passport to get there?

No, that's a state. That's a state, bro. Okay. But that shit is a state. Puerto Rico is a state. No, it ain't, B. We don't have 51 states. That's a five. No, it ain't, B. We don't have 51 states. That's a fact.

Wait, time out. Wait, everybody time out for two seconds because we do a lot of joking on this show. Are you joking or are you serious? Puerto Rico is part of the United States. It's not a state, though. The way D.C. is not a state. Oh, no, no, no.

I know, I know. It's an island. I get it. No, it's part of the United States. You don't need a passport. But it's part of the United States. I understand that. But why don't they do that to DR?

To DR? Haiti right there. That could get loaded. You know what happened the last time white people went down there? I don't know, man. But we're going to need a passport to go anywhere in a minute, though. You can't fly. I think in two years, you're going to need a passport to fly state to state.

Oh, God. Wow. What are you talking about? Yeah, that's like the new law that's coming in. You can't use your state ID no more to just fly domestic. You're going to need a passport to fly domestic. Listeners, I don't- Did Trump sign an executive order against that or some shit?

Oh, you're right. Because that's the first time I heard of it. No, for real. They'll tell you that at the airport. I think in 2019 it's supposed to start. The TSA employees look like Job Corps employees now. None of them. They just look like they're trying to get some community service off they fucking bid. It's terrible

now. On this podcast. I don't remember what the fuck I was about to say, so it's not important. Let's get to the shit. As soon as we go on vacation, as soon as Rory goes to look for chance, as soon as fucking Maul goes to Playhouse or wherever the fuck he was at.

One Oak. One Oak. Killed you. Wait, what's that other little place Maul likes to text me when he's there because he's or wherever the fuck he was at. One Oak. One Oak. Oh, killed you. Still go to the playhouse? Wait, what's that other little place Maul likes to text me when he's there because he's fancy? Katana. Every time Maul's at Katana, he texts me.

You know, I'm at Katana. That's the ratchet spot. That's the good ratchet spot. I know, but it's good for my joke. Listen. What was it like seeing Puerto Ricans, though? Because I haven't seen a Puerto Rican. If you grew up in New York in the 90s,

there was Puerto Ricans everywhere. I haven't seen a Puerto Rican in about 10 years. I didn't see a Puerto Rican in 10 years up in New York In the 90s There was Puerto Ricans everywhere I haven't seen a Puerto Rican In about 10 years I didn't see a Puerto Rican In Puerto Rico I saw a bunch of couples And college kids on spring break And a comedian

That told me to go to the stress factory See Like we talked about Listen Fuck all that Let's get to the fucking shit It popped off again As soon as we left

As soon as we left Kendrick Shawn Here we Oh my Motherfucking Jesus Y'all Y'all finished Or y'all done I ain't got no more talks I ain't got no more talks we left. As soon as we left. Kendrick Shawn. Oh my motherfucking Jesus. Y'all finished or y'all done?

I ain't got no more talk. I ain't got no more talk. That's how dated you are. You're playing that drop. Yeah.

I ain't got no more talk. I ain't got no more That's not even a year yet and it's already outdated. I ain't got no more talk.

He's a YouTube baby. He doesn't know anything. Listen. I don't even know where to start because I feel like I have been chronicling and analyzing beef for the past two years.

Chronicling? Chronicling? Maybe I'm... It's a word now. What's up with you, man? What happened in Chicago? What happened in Chicago? Take a chance to beat the vocab out of this nigga.

That's not an independent word, so... Jesus, man. Chance beat the vocab out of this nigga. What the hell is happening, bro? Listen. That's crazy. Chance. I mean, not chant.

See what you did? Big Sean, Kendrick, Bo, you following all the chaos in hip hop or no? I've been hearing about it, but not this particular one. All right, so let me tell you. Let's give some backstory here.

A lot of rappers got very offended at that Kendrick control verse. Let's really go back that far. Let's talk about it. Including you. Is that true? Yeah. You made a record.

A response record. That meant I was offended. Me? Rapping? No. Me rapping? Me dissing somebody means I'm offended? It was a response, though.

Come on, Paul. We weren't offended, but you felt some type of way about it. As you should. I was looking to feel a type of way about it. I was. Yeah. I was looking for it. I know.

But, see, that was very very different and I don't want to make this about me because I'm not talking about me but I know Kendrick and Kendrick is an MC right and every sense of the word yeah so I could I could say whatever I want to say about Kendrick on a record and he's going to reply the way I feel or take it the way I feel all MCs should right so I'll say that about him he's great shout out to everybody over there TDE Kendrick album coming soon now with that said a lot of people got offended a lot of people I mean Big Sean and All MCs should So I'll say that about him He's great Shout out to everybody Over there TDE Kendrick album Coming soon Now With that said

A lot of people got offended A lot of people I mean Big Sean And he did a lot of interviews About it Some other people They'll remain nameless He did a lot of interviews

And he wasn't happy So then he did No more interviews Meaning I'm not doing Any more interviews And he tore niggas up Did you hear no more interviews Big Sean Bo?

Alright we ain't gonna to play it now because five minutes of straight rapping. Give me you guys' assessment on critique of the Kendrick record. Just give it to me. We don't need to do that. Not humble. We're not doing humble yet.

Give me heart. Let's take it as it happened. Is this the record that he got labeled as the most... Oh, no, you said Sean's record. No, we offer that. Now we on Kendrick's first record. This is the record where he got labeled as oh no you said sean's record oh no we offer that we now we on kendrick's first record when he was labeled no that's humble this is the first one heart part four or part something i don't know but how do we feel i'm getting a little offended that niggas keep doing this shit like a day after the podcast i love it i think the record's great. I am a bit disappointed in Kendrick because he's such a great MC and has not really dissed anyone yet. I thought when he decided to diss somebody, it was going to be direct.

I think when he was ready to do this, it was going to be all in or not at all. So I was a little like, nah, all right, you throw the little sub. Direct means say your name, right? Yeah, to me. To me, I'm from that too. Yeah, but right, you throw the little sub. Direct means say your name, right? Yeah, to me. To me, I'm from that too. Yeah, but what if I describe everything that you're wearing? What if I say your family's name? What if I say everything but your name?

That's still pretty direct, right? Well, I don't think what he said was that fucking direct. I kind of want to post the lyrics. I was just going to say, like, y'all know me with the this shit. I still don't say that he's only talking to Big Sean. All right, more, more, more. I think it's only talking to Big Sean Alright, Maul Maul, Maul I think it's a few other Alright, let's address that

Because a lot of people are saying that To be honest, I'm with Maul on this one I didn't think it was the most direct I think Twitter kind of made it more than it really was Yeah, like people make it who it's about Alright, wait a minute, wait a minute Because Sean wasn't the person I thought about When I heard it

Wait a minute I thought of Drake Wait a minute We have a lot to talk about So I don't want to waste time. Are y'all telling me that you do not think that he was talking to Big Sean? No, when I first heard the record, Big Sean didn't come to mind. I thought Cole and Drake.

All right, but now that you've sat with it for a second, what do you think? Once people started giving me more information, because I hadn't followed their little riff as close as I did. I remember no more interviews and going, oh, he's talking about catch-up. Well, if you head over to Complex News. Oh, my God. We don't fuck with those culture vultures, B. If you head over to Complex News, you can find out everything you need to know.

But listen, this is clearly a riff between these two gentlemen. So, yeah, when I initially heard that first bar, a big pun, you punk ass, you scared a little bitch I didn't think Big Sean off rip I don't know why people did but I guess when they broke it down of their whole history and Big Sean having that ad lib of being little bitch it made more sense

so Sean a little dude they're both little dudes yeah but one of them has big in their name one of them is just using their name yeah Yes, man. It's always the big. One of them is just using their name. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Let's finish talking about this, but I just want to say something after all this.

Go ahead. Well, that's what the podcast is for. For you to say something after all this. No, all right. So you love the record. Yeah, I love it. I like it a lot. I want to know.

All right, I can't ask more of this because he's going to say yes. I'm about to ask, is Big Sean a worthy opponent for Kendrick? But of course he is because he can rap, right? Right. I guess what I'm trying to figure out is why Kendrick is even doing this. Why? What's the point? That's what I was just going to say. I don't understand.

And I don't want to come off like you because I'm all for rap beef. I know. And I probably have, if I'm comparing No More Interviews to Kendrick's joint, I probably have Big Sean up one in this beef if I'm scoring it. I have a theory on why he's doing it. I think great MCs have that checklist about other great MCs, the way Jay did Blueprint 2. He had to do a double disc.

Nas did Three Disciples. Let me do the double disc. I think Kendrick now, with this because of Humble, he's trying to get more of the radio side records. Like, I could still steal your fans for the Ratchet shit. And I think he still

has to beef with somebody to be the top tier in that top five category. There's things he has to check off before he can be labeled the greatest. He has to start now.

Wait, you didn't compare, you didn't just compare Street Disciple and Blueprint though, right? Blueprint 2, the double disc. I'm saying, no, I'm not comparing them as projects. Okay, I'm following you now. I think Hov did Blueprint 2 as a double disc because he needed to check off Big Did Life After Death.

Right. Like Pac did double disc. Right, right. Back in the day, you needed a double disc to be great. I'm saying, and I think Kendrick being such a great MC and a student of hip hop says, all right, well, I got to at least get a battle in here in my career. I got to get the party records, too, because I think Humbo's setting up my prediction for this next Kendrick album is going to be very commercial.

I just come to let y'all know, stop, put some respect on my name. You know what I'm saying? When y'all saying my name, put some respect on it. Kendrick from Compton, though, he can't be doing subliminals. He's got a proud legacy in front of him just being from that area. You can't just say shit and not say it directly. I wouldn't respect that. I wouldn't want to be wanting to guess who the fuck he's talking about.

Yeah, but, Bo, you old like me. These new niggas love this shit. No, but Kendrick is on record saying names, though. He is But wait But I don't ever want to hear A record A diss record from him

But it wasn't a diss Yeah but it wasn't a diss Not from him I think that he's just Letting niggas know Like yo This is what I do So it was like a Rick Ross album

I mean a Rick Ross record When he was talking about Birdman Like it was some Some heartfelt shit like that Man that was a diss You can't tell me My watch is fake That was kind of

I don't care what you think I totally understood If't tell me my watch is fake. That was kind of hard. Mo, I don't care what you think. I totally understood what you're... If you tell me my watch is fake, you're dissing me. No, I totally understood

where Ross was going with that, though. I do, too. Yeah, I totally... It was more like he was hurt. Oh, but wait, time out. Did y'all hear that?

I mean, of course, we're talking about the Ross record. When he started talking about the church, the repent disciples, with that whole scheme scheme when he was saying you're publishing

oh my God that was worse than a diss record if it's really from my heart yeah that says a lot more that says a lot more we getting off course with this if I'm rolling with your theory Rory

and Kendrick felt this way, Big Sean is the person that he pulled out the hat. That's proving what? Still around. I mean, just like you said, he's lyrical. Who thinks that Kendrick is going to lose to Big Sean in the long run? Even if you have him down now on your scorecard, who thinks that Kendrick will lose?

I don't think anybody thinks that. And is there such thing as losing today yeah no no no i don't think it's the most means i guess wait sidebar let's go back to two weeks ago and revisit no frauds out of the top 100 back to my what the fuck is a hit no i'm just saying what is what is winning and losing right what is winning and losing you're gonna make your records It's gonna chart It's gonna not chart You gonna tour You gonna brand You gonna do What artist is powerful enough

To stop you from making a buck See now that's why I fuck with Meek And that Drake beef Because that's the one thing That you said Meek was trying to kill that nigga Even if you failed

Right That haymaker That he was throwing He was attempting to do damage And we'll talk about that another time. But. I mean, I know no one will say it because Kendrick, of course, is an amazing MC. He's a better MC than Big Sean.

I will say that. But I think in that beef, Big Sean is witty. And I think wittiness is very important when you're battling somebody. It's not who can rap the fastest with the greatest cadence. It's wittiness. And I think Big Sean has a lot of wittiness. He is. All you're going to ever say about Kendrick,

see, this is what beef comes down to a lot of times. What can you say about the other person? Yeah. What can you say about Kendrick outside of what we've already said about Kendrick? What people keep saying. Oh, I don't understand you. You keep saying the same shit.

All right, cool. We got that part. I just saw Jhené Aiko tell Big Sean on Instagram that he was her reflection. Now, you take a brain like Kendrick Lamar and you put them little two tiny motherfuckers. No, I'm saying let Kendrick Lamar look at a picture of Big Sean and Jhené Aiko in a dark room and just focus all his energy on dissing him. He would have a field day. And we're coming out with a long

day for them. A long day is what I'm saying. A lot to be said, dear. Yeah. I don't even like new dudes, but Kendrick is right. When I started listening to him, like somebody made me listen to him. He's not a new dude. You have to. No, I'm just saying Kendrick is new. Yeah, as far as I'm concerned, he's a new cat. He was like, yo, you got to him. He's not a new dude. You have to. No, I'm just saying. Kendrick is new.

Yeah, as far as I'm concerned, he's a new cat. I mean, I had to, he was like, yo, you got to listen. He was like, bro, he your type of dude. Like, you're like, man, I listened to the first album first and then the second joint. I was like, I was blown away. I was like, this dude is what I like. He's like what I listen to. Me too.

Me too. Yeah. So, I mean, and I was surprised to hear a so-called new cat grab me like that. I think he was raised on some old. Yeah, he's definitely got an old soul. Definitely got an old soul. Yeah, he got a lot of new nigga fuck shit in him. Rory, so tell me more about, I want to hear more about what you think his next album is going to be. All this commercial shit you were saying.

Well, maybe commercial is not. And we still have yet to dive into Humble. Yeah. And we still have yet to dive into Humble. Yeah. Maybe commercial is not the right word, but I think it's going to fit more into 2017 sound than To Pimp a Butterfly and Good Kid, Mad City did. Kendrick did his own shit, his own lane.

I just think he wants to prove that he could also take that lane as well, where there will be things played on the radio and in a club. I don't think it's going to be a bunch of fucking OG features. I don't know what commercial Kendrick sounds like. where there will be things played on the radio and in a club, I don't think it's going to be a bunch of fucking OG features. I don't know what commercial Kendrick sounds like. Is that Swimming Pools? Swimming Pools was... Is All Right commercial? No.

It became commercial. All Right is that shit. All Right's amazing. And it's a pretty good commercial record, yeah. But I don't think he went into the studio with All Right and said, All right, today I'm going to make a record that's going to play at every party and on the radio. Just my prediction with Humble, I think he's going to stay more in the 2017 lane to prove that he could also take that too. That's all.

All right, so let's get to Humble. Somebody tell me what the women are upset with. Oh, I mean, what a perfect— Baby, do you know? I didn't take that first in my art. I mean, I think— This is drawing the ass with the dents on it, right? Yeah.

I think a lot of women were very upset about that. And I think four misogynistic men are the best people to break down that content. I agree. So we're going to break it down. I believe that, too. Most of the asses that I've ever had look like that. So I wasn't mad at that at all. I love stretch marks.

Somebody can tell me what they're angry at him about. women are angry at everything man let's just put that out people online are angry about online motherfuckers wake up first thing in the morning and and look to see what could make them upset too woke for their own fucking good it's some people that just got too much but i thought wait but i thought if am i wrong but he was praising natural women wasn't he yeah but but women are upset that for them, they think he's policing women's bodies. For them to be themselves, that's offensive. You see what Tyrese said about the natural wigs and all that?

And women winning on him. Well, no. Well, they're going to keep going in on Tyrese, unfortunately. Yeah. So this is what I don't like about what women do. So then they go find a picture of Kendrick and his fiance or some shit. Who he's been with since high school. Right.

Who happens to be light-skinned with Curly here. And really, now y'all going to kill her. Right. Really? So now that invalidates everything he said in his record because his girlfriend is light-skinned. People just get upset about everything, man. You can't please everybody. You can't.

And no matter what you say or do,'s gonna have an objection to it but i think what kendrick was trying to say was like yo listen you know because like i was talking about it online like your women out here literally dying getting these like body surgeries and shit like literally dying on the operating table and i think what kendrick was like, yo, you're fine the way you are. Like, you don't have to get this shit done. You don't have, like, just love yourself. Like, niggas still like that. Niggas still like just natural, no makeup.

You're absolutely right. Unfortunately, insecurity and, you know. Yeah, no, I get it. I understand. The way things work. But I just don't understand how you could be upset at somebody saying it's okay to just love who you are as your natural self. And from policing women's bodies, rap obviously has catered to the fat fake ass in the past 10 years for the strip club. So to now praise natural women that just are themselves, how could you be upset at that?

Let me tell you what I think is amazing. Because they went and got the surgery done, so now it's like, nigga, I got it done. Now you talking about being natural? They mad. Now they went and got the surgery done, so now it's like, nigga, I got it done now. You talking about being natural? They mad. Now they have sex. Now you want me to be natural after I spent this 20 racks on this body? Which is exactly what I was about to say.

What I'm amazed at is the women who went and got the surgeries to keep up when the fat ass and big titties was in, and now they went and got it undone so they look like before they got it. They look like a pop of blue. It's at least nine of them who y'all skinny again now.

I also want to know. How y'all going to unsurgery yourselves? You can disappear for a few weeks and say you went on the little smoothie diet. That's what these chicks are doing now. It's fucking craziness. And you know the Fit Thick shit is in now too. So you see all these IG models all of a sudden

Buying workout clothes And IG live And from the gym Oh wait a minute Rory introduced My favorite topic IG hoes So let me address you hoes

If y'all don't stop it With that bra What bra? I'm missing it What bra? Wait wait wait Wait wait What happened? What happened? I see Sid Sid. What bra? Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. What happened?

What happened? I see Sid just gave you free smoke just now. It's free smoke over there. Hold on. The funny. Go ahead. I want to hear what's funny. I'm going to tell you what's funny.

Okay. That bra paid for his trip to Puerto Rico. Hey. Hey. Hey, Sid. Let that nigga know. Let that nigga know, Sid. Bust him shots. Give me some sound effects on the shot that nigga know, Sid. Bust him shots.

Give me some sound effects on the shot. I need some shots. Give me some shots. I need shots right now, man. Here you go. Give me some shots, nigga. And you can pick up that bra right at www. Go back to your rap talk.

All right. I still don't know what bra you're talking about, but hey, I love that. I love that just now. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. You know if I pulled up a video. Wait, no, no, forget about that because I forgot how lit the group chat was. Bo, let me ask you a question. What is your

stance on liking pictures of pregnant women on Instagram? Damn. The fuck is you? I know it's a little random. How the fuck you just come up with that? I have no clue. I didn't. Hey, wait, let me put myself in the clear. I've never seen a pregnant picture on Instagram, I don't think.

That's what I'm looking for. Everybody relax and stop. So now, I have an associate of mine, right, who shall remain nameless, but she was at the show in Miami. It's cool. It's cool. You know how you got cool internet people. But you know you got your associates where you just know what they're about. They verbalize it.

They joke about it. So this particular friend has joked for years about trapping an athlete because that's the cool thing to do when you're a female until you meet an athlete that you fucking try to trap him. So she put the fucking shit out. She trapped one of them niggas on the beers. All the niggas on the beers. They had cutlers, so you know how they are. They had cutlers. They had plenty of free time.

So she trapped one of them and she put up a post. She cut the comments off or whatever, but she's pregnant with his kid. And I read it. I read the long story.

I won't post it here, but the only person that liked it was you. Like, all the pregnant pictures of her. And then I was confused, Maul.

So I put it in the group chat. Wait, and this is what really blew my mind. I questioned my friend Maul about liking pregnant pictures. And at the end of the conversation, the whole group chat agreed, and he told us we was wrong and crazy. So I want to hear. No, y'all think that liking any picture is crazy. No, Maul. You killed me that liking any picture is crazy no you

killed me for liking a picture of a sunset somewhere like oh because that's just gay like come on but i'm just saying like that's i'm just saying though y'all it don't matter it don't matter what i like like y'all gonna have a problem with it because y'all it's really i don't know y'all had this thing about liking pictures i feel like it's like you can't like a picture it's corny Why are you on Instagram then? To look at pictures To look at pictures So don't like them

I've never liked a pregnant picture I mean because it's a kid in there And I don't like kids No honestly man But kids know that I don't like them And they look at me With the look on their face Like i know you don't i know you don't fucking like me right anytime on the plane i was on the plane a couple days ago and the kid

was like turning around looking at me and i was like stop fucking looking at me and the kid was looking like i know you don't fucking like me right i mean i like pictures man that's just what i do joe knows that i want you to follow me I think you follow me now just so you can have jokes now because you know like the like hammer stays loaded. I got about 400 clips. I only want to know why we're liking

pregnant pictures. I don't know. Pregnant pictures. I like shit I don't even realize I'm liking. Until you pointed out I was like I like that picture. I didn't know you could see

who liking what. See that's what fucked the game up. Now you got niggas trolling what you like. See that's why it's whack because I think Joe was liking pictures before that was an option never was the case that they gave me you're the murder was not i think never i think you was a

habitual liker too you you went to rehab i gotta look and see what my niggas is liking you know why i don't like stuff because i don't know how the like is being interpreted women don't interpret well that's why i don't like because the second i picture, oh, look at this nigga on my clit. Huh? Yeah, I can see that. Huh? I can see that. Bitch.

I can see that. I can see what you're saying, but eh. Now, unfollow all of you. Right. I feel you. Because I'm extra. But all for that. So where we at?

Where we at next? What else happened? Oh, wait. No other podcast is going to do it, and none of the other media outlets are going to do it. So do you want to try to get to the bottom of the Remy, Karen, Sybil picture now, or do you want to wait? Was there any more info besides just the picture? other media outlets are going to do it. So do you want to try to get to the bottom of the Remy-Karen civil picture now or do you want to wait?

Was there any more info besides just the picture? Who needs more info? Why do we need more info? Why is that fun if we find out what really happened? If I look at Papoose's face,

Remy's face, Karen hands, and the white lady face tucked in the far right-hand corner of the picture It tells me that It was probably

A hostile conversation Yeah it was aggression And if we know Remy Do we know Remy? Alright if you don't know Remy Let me help you Remy is She's coming

She's coming to ask you about Whatever she wants to ask you about Karen has a history with Nikki That's I think Pretty well documented Karen's a friend of the show So I'm not gonna stay on this Too long And Karen words herself well So I'm not going to stay on this too long.

And Karen words herself well, so I'm sure whatever Remy asked her, I'm sure Karen was able to fucking answer and respond to. And I'm sure they both knew that they were going

to that work event, that they were going to be there. So I don't think it was a shock or a surprise to anybody, but it's the internet, so we got to get these jokes off. So speaking of jokes... Pap looks stressed,

like, yo, just agree with her, B. She going to hit you. I know. I i've disagreed and i've been hit that was that look so you're saying remy remy beats papoose i'm gonna say yeah i think i i think i'm comfortable saying that remy might beat papoose that's funny to say he she beats him like yo funny funny that y'all say that. You know what I was thinking the other day? And I want to be very careful here because I don't want Remy or Pap to beat me up because I like them both.

I love them both. But does anybody remember the Papoose Fat Joe incident? Yeah, and I think they did a couple interviews about them patching it up. I know, but... Was that when Remy was in the... She was gone.

Okay. But look at how amazing God is. Look at that. We've seen Hov and Fat Joe. Now we've seen... I never thought I'd see that. Pap and Fat Joe. And if I remember correctly

from all of those rumors, Pap Hand Skills was up in that. Pap Hands ain't chump, but that's beside the point. Who else we've seen? We've seen a lot of the people that were beef and make up is my point.

I mean, people get older, man. 50 and Fat Joe are great. Yeah, people get older, man. You get older, and you're like, man, that shit ain't really about nothing, man. Yeah, beef is whack.

The Hov and Fat Joe one, I was surprised just because it wasn't just some rap shit. That was a lot of years. Joe really, really fucking didn't like it. So I never thought I would see that. Yeah, a lot of people didn't think that.

I thought that was forever. We've seen Joe and Nobody. That's been good. Me and who? Nobody. Do makeup? I made up with all my beefs. Every last one of my beefs.

Who? Ransom. Okay. 50. Saigon. Lloyd Banks. Who else have I beefed? Game Who else have I beefed with?

You beefed with everybody Royce You beefed with everybody Hove Everybody Me and Hove have made up I've made up Yo I'm telling y'all

You and Maddie ain't make up That beef is still lingering And it's free smoke whenever you want it. But listen, we do a lot of joking on this podcast, but I want to just point out, Mature Joe is kind of all right. I'm chilling. I've made up with people. I don't get into beef.

I got a job. I got a girl. I'm so cool. I kind of feel like this little speech happens like every other year. It happens right before. I'm mature now. He had this talk with me before the Drake shit. This is a bunch happens right before I'm mature now I'm this age He had this talk with me Before the Drake shit

Yeah yeah yeah This is a bunch of people I'm mature now I'm this age This is a bunch of people So sin is the factor I'm here now Oh

Yo You've been here You was here You was here ten minutes ago What Alright can I say a joke That I wouldn't say If you wasn't

That I would That I would say If you wasn't here Look at him already stumbling All right You're not going to fight me later He already nervous Let me tell you What's a good indicator

That you have matured You ready for it Your old bitches You got to look and see If they're still failing This nigga's crazy See They always speak to you though

Like when they see you out They be like Hey you look good And you be like Oh shit I didn't even know That was you Like you You've aged considerably

Like are you alright Like everything good Right Yes And I only say that Oh shit I'm not plugged in Y'all talk I can't hear nothing

Well how are your old bitches doing With that said Cause I know you said That makes you mature and I know you ain't I don't know I don't know I have a peckable taste so all my old bitches like running for Congress and shit so I don't even look into that but uh what else do we have on this long list of shit to run through Henny Palooza I want to wait or do we want to get into that now? Whenever you want Cause then we gotta pull up

The Law and Order theme song No I wanna go like Kinda in order So let's get Dave East And his baby moms Out the way Cause that was Like a month ago too

You had more I don't even know What it is to report here Dave East is beefing With his baby moms Nigga so am I And everybody Other

Other black Black man Other news I don't know how to report it This is only a story Because hoes like him a lot That's it Baby moms. Nigga, so am I and everybody else. Other black men. And other news. I don't know how to report it. This is only a story because hoes like him a lot. That's it. We all have beef with our baby moms. I guess that's the best way to cover that one.

Right? Right. But they going ham, though. On Snapchat and shit? This new Instagram beef shit that people do in 2017. I didn't even know You could Snapchat from court That was kinda ew You can't really do that

They tried to arrest me When I was in there Talking that shit Well on IG live Blog TV Yeah basically Live from my sentencing I want you to ask

See let's get all this Out the way too Suge Knight Relax Just chill Oh on my way here I saw there was a Let's get all this out the way too Suge Knight Relax Just chill On my way here I saw There was a report That his son came out

And said that that was a false report That Suge never said that For those that don't know Suge said that his ex-wife Allegedly said that Yeah allegedly His ex-wife and bodyguard Or some shit

Set them up And was trying to kill him And kill Pac instead But I swear there's some There's a documentary that came out Just this past year that has the actual shooter in it, admitting everything is going under the radar.

I watched it by accident on, like, Channel ID. I saw it too. It fell, right? It's the whole shit. Like, yo, I was – It didn't fall. Imani put it in our group chat. It was in our group chat.

I don't know where I saw it, but everyone knows it was Imani. Imani solved the murders. Imani solved the murders. Imani solved the murders. Imani solved the pot murder. That's crazy. Imani solved the murders. So what else don't we care about that we have to get into? They're closing Rikers Island.

They're talking about it. De Blasio. Hove is the greatest black man to ever live again. Agreed. Yeah. Again, just closing Rikers, I don't know what that's going to solve. Just putting five different smaller jails

unless they change the system of holding people for that fucking long. I don't see what closing Rikers Island is going to do. Just closing some... That'll do something. It's just splitting it up. What is that going to do? That's all it's going to do. Is this going to be a smaller group?

You guys are really pessimists. About the judicial system? What should I be? It's just going to happen. I don't see nothing good coming from it. They're just going to split that shit up. That just keeps people happy for a second. Like, all right, they closed Rikers.

Thank God. That just puts a Band-Aid over some shit. All right, so what should we do? Let's leave it there then. God damn it. Y'all hate niggas like y'all. What y'all want to do? I'm just thinking of that picture that I saw of Suge Knight, man.

It's like Uncle Phil, but he's like the evil version. You know what I mean? That's all I could think of when I saw that picture. Like if they did like a screenshot with Uncle Phil and him. Oh, wait. Wait, did y'all see Aunt Viv went off again? They keep giving her. Oh wait Wait Did y'all see Aunt Viv went off again

They keep giving her They keep giving her The ammunition Bo Pretty He has a lot to say About the whole Fresh Prince They keep giving her

The ammunition man They keep doing it They keep giving her A stage to stand on You know what I mean Kendrick conversation Y'all can have that I'm here for that

I'm here for Uncle Phil And Aunt Viv But wait Bo But they keep not giving her a stage which keeps giving her the stage right you can't all of them taking a picture laughing and smiling and having fun of course she gonna look at that and be like fuck y'all

alright wait it'd be the same thing if like the line there that we don't like on the Jeffersons saw like the Jeffersons if he saw a picture of them He'd be like fuck y'all Right Cause I know y'all don't like me You know what I mean

Yeah but you gonna Yeah but you gonna say Fuck you every time You see them niggas do something They go to Chuck E. Cheese Now you wanna rant You gotta chill at some point If you Auntie Viv you do

Like if you I would be salty With how I left Which Aunt Viv Do y'all like more though Come on Mo I'm just asking Don't ask me that

I'm just asking You testing my real nigga I'm just asking I'm just asking Don't ask me that I'm just asking You testing my real nigga car I'm just asking I'm just asking Don't ask me that Ask Rory that Okay Don't ask me that

Ask Rory that In her defense though Have you ever done a family function And an aunt been pissed? It's just regular family shit Man, that shit happens for real There's always a mad aunt There's always a mad aunt

Especially on Facebook That's a fact You never put some shit on Facebook You don't be on Facebook You put a family photo on Facebook I don't be in my family functions either. That as well. Joe is that relative.

He's the angry aunt? Pretty much. I was at my grandfather's funeral. Like, check this out, Cousin Roof. Check this out. I ain't here for none of this shit. I'm saying goodbye to him. And I'm out. And goodbye to here for none of this shit. I'm saying goodbye to him. And I'm out.

And goodbye to you. Sorry, Roof. That's funny. My brother, little brother now, he's trying to give me a come down. Why don't you come down and visit? Nigga, no. I'm not going down there. I'm never coming back.

Come to New York. Right. So the last time I saw my little brother, and this is a horrible segue, but the last time I saw my little brother, he pulled, because he's from Patterson. He got shot a long time ago in Patterson. I wrote a song about it. You can Google it. But he came to my house, and he was with another bigger young man who seemed like a really cool gentleman.

He introduced me, but I don't remember his name, because why am I remembering your name if I don't have to remember your name? So, fast forward to Fetty gets robbed in Patterson. The gentleman who was shot by Fuzz, is the gentleman that I met with my little brother in front of my house. So the first thing I say is, is he okay?

Is he good? I didn't find, did you snitch? No, this is out. This is video. This is video out. Wait, hold on. Before we. Did you snitch?

I didn't catch that whole story. I was lost. Yo, Roryory That was great Did you snitch Wait Did you snitch Cause I don't want No part of that

If you snitched The guy that got shot With a chain That's my man He was just outside Yeah like Is this known shit Cause it sounds like

You got a conversation Away from the podcast No no This was TMZ Okay alright cool With the red arrow With fuzz written Inside of it

Pointing at fuzz With a gun shooting Okay So this is not me. I hope he beats it. Okay. Yeah, me too. But there's a long history

of apparently this gentleman is the person that was in a group with Fetty and then whatever happened they put him out the group. So now this is like

war from that. Damn, they kicked him out the group chat. That's crazy. Damn. Niggas is getting shot and you playing. Niggas is getting shot.

Niggas is getting shot. You playing.iggas is getting shot Niggas is getting shot You playing This nigga's playing I'm not going anywhere Where there might be a gun You just left Chicago It was nothing but guns In Hittipalooza I had security guards

So Bo I want to ask you Bo is a comedian Allegedly Bo Bo I follow on Twitter. I don't know how I ended up following Bo on Twitter. I can tell you exactly how you ended up following him.

Tell me. The chick. Oh, all right. All right, let's stop there. No, no, no. Let's stop right there. All right, never mind. The chick, Toy, I don't know her name.

Toy Box or something like that. Toy, Toy, Toy, Toy, Toy. Yeah, she was following me. Toy is a friend of the show. Yeah, friend of the show. She was following me, and then she hit you up one day and was like, yo, and that's when you were still Mouse. That's how long ago it was.

She was like, yo, you got to follow this guy. And that's exactly how it happened. So Bo comes to New York. He plays at Caroline's. He's opening for D.L. Hughley. I love D.L. Hughley. So we all go, me and like 10 of my friends, and Bo was hilarious.

We laughed hysterically. And let me tell you, I gave my friends and Bo was hilarious. We laughed hysterically and let me tell you, I gave my friends the disclaimer before we went like, listen, this my man.

I follow him on Twitter. I ain't really, never, he's funny on Twitter. Take it easy. If he ain't funny, I mean. It's a lot of,

it's a lot of funny on Twitter niggas. How do you feel about them? Right. Tell me, how do you feel about them? I mean, I don't hate them.

I mean, if they got a lot of followers, I do, but. That's honest. But, you them. I mean, if they got a lot of followers, I do. That's honest. But, you know. I had the clip ready when we was at Caroline's. I was like, I can't wait to kill Joe on the car ride back for dragging us to Caroline's to see Bo.

And then Bo ended up being funnier than DL. I'll say it on record. I'm just hungry. Now, Bo, you can't say this, but you were way funnier than DL that night, number one. Like, DL's done already lived. Well, no, DL's great. He's rich. We always be great.

But he's already, he's coasting. That night, I was laughing much harder. I'm trying to be great. You know what I mean? Like, he's coasting, so. I mean, yeah, he knows what's in front of him. But what do you do when you're a comedian? But he don't trip on that, though.

What do you do when you're a comedian trying to be great? I don't know the route. Bro, you just, I mean, right now, I guess the younger kids, they're trying to make videos and all that and get noticed and get their followers up and get people coming out to see their shows. I get that, but that's not what I'm going to do. I'm a comic. Like, I'm a fucking stand-up comedian. There's no, there's nothing else I'm great at. Nothing extra.

Oh, yeah, I'm not going to say that, but as far as videos and shit, like, I'm not going to, you know, I feel like it would be lowering my integrity to do something,

you know, different. To film? To film? Just to get, you know what I mean? Oh, I do something different,

yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's not my style, even though I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up doing it. Yeah, I just bought a camera. I just bought a camera.

I just bought a Dell laptop. You about to ask Chris, Chris, what you doing tomorrow night? Come film some shit at the crib? You better join to go straight to YouTube, right? I need that. See, but I would think that. That's what my brain would say, bro.

My brain would say, well, if today all the kids just want to see shit and I'm a comedian and then all they just get their news from YouTube, why can't I just cut a camera on and be funny on there? But see, I did that. Like five years ago, when I saw the YouTube shit was the new craze, I started uploading. I learned how to upload clips because I'm computer illiterate. I know how to just look at porn.

Like all niggas are age. I can look at porn and tweet. That's the extent of my internet capabilities. But I learned how to upload videos to YouTube, and I put some funny-ass clips on the joint. And I was like, yeah. I was like, yo, y'all, check out my shit. You know what I mean? Fuck out of here.

Yeah, like five years later, I got like 1,200 hits. You know what I mean? And meanwhile, it's a fucking cat on water skis. This nigga got six million. Right, right. That's when I gave up. That's when I said, fuck you two. Fucking Ian sends me, my manager Ian, who is fired from all creative conversations because he is the worst.

He's bad. He sends me a video of an Irish man commentating on owls. And it had about 13 million views and he was telling me That's why I gave up. He's telling me that I need to put

my voice on there and talk about the owls. That's why I'm trying to get my Morgan Freeman down. But I should do it cool and hip. I got a good Morgan Freeman

I'm working on and I'm going to try to use that to propel my shit. My Morgan Freeman the couple of words I got is like incredible. Like I can get him

like in particular. That's one. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If I had a couple more joints to get a sentence, shit, I might, I got like 650,000 views right there. Andy was my friend.

Wait, what was I just saying just now? I don't even remember. Oh, man. Where are we? Oh, wait. Oh, so that's where it was. That's where it was. That's where it was.

So Dave Chappelle recently put a special out. Again, like I said on this podcast before, I saw him at Radio City Music Hall, so I saw a lot of that material. Then a gentleman by the name of Jared Carmichael put out a special. And did you see that? I didn't know. Mo, have you seen that? Yeah.

I loved it. I think, I'm not very familiar with him, Bo, but I think't know. Mo, have you seen that? Yeah, I loved it. I think, I'm not very familiar with him, Bo, but I think he's pretty funny, that guy. I even saw some people say they enjoyed his stand-up and his style more than Dave's shit. Now, Dave is a legend, and he invited me to his house in Ohio, so that's all we will say about that.

He's a friend of the show, and fuck whoever said that about Dave. How about that? Now, with that said, Louis C.K. special is out now. Now. I haven't seen anybody talk about it. To Dave Chappelle? No, Louis C.K.

Louis C.K. special is out today. It's a new release Netflix special the same way Dave's was. I haven't seen his pay be reported. I'd like to know what Louis C.K. is getting paid. He wrote Pootie Tang

by the way. You know that, right? I did hear that. Yeah, and directed it I think. Very underrated Pootie Tang. Man.

I know it's trash. I know it's trash. But see, hood niggas went, we went to see it and we like that bullshit. We know it's trash. Yeah, but it's like

Certain trash movies we like, Bo. It's like watching Shaq on that video with the cartoon nigga. The insurance shit. What is it? When he in the car with the motherfucker. It's like life insurance or something.

I only watch. It's extremely whack. But I forgive him because he's Shaq. So it's like with Louis C.K. I forgive him for making Poodie Tang. I like Poodie Tang. I like Soul Plane. plane but stop me at snakes on a plane and then we fool that wasn't supposed to be a hood movie that's why it's even worse snakes on a plane might be kind of funny now oh my god but uh well no i'm curious with louis ck because he kind of started

that independent i'm just selling the shit off my website shit i mean i know kevin is definitely leading that right that whole shit which is amazing and aziz as well but louis was one of the first people to be like no i'm not doing comedy central i'm not doing hbo y'all can buy it off my website yeah that's what he did so i'm sure it's got to be a good amount if netflix well doing that but i i was poorly promoted because i'm a huge huge huge louis ck fan i feel like i would know if he had a special it's the second you cut netflix, it will take up your entire screen. Yeah, okay.

But I cut it on for a brief second because I need instant gratification, and I was trying to save it. That's how whack I am. I was trying to save it for after the podcast so I could watch it. But I needed to see what was going on. I needed to see if he was about to disappoint me. And he comes on, and he starts with, so abortions.

And me and Cyn just start going crazy because that's classic Louis C.K. If you're unfamiliar with him, just go check out the special. Comedy is real great, bro. See, I got to interrupt you because, hold on. This is exactly what I say this all the time. Like the average comedy fans now, they will look at, I'll just say the average person will look at a video on Facebook or wherever the fuck,

and you know, like it's a fight video. They'll watch that shit for like three minutes to see like a nigga get hit one time. But comedy is so, it's such a hard thing and it's such an underrated craft. When people look at comedy, like they can look at a on stage for 15 seconds, and he'll make them laugh.

He's the worst fucking comedian to ever walk this earth. And that's how shit is. So that's what I'm saying. Yeah, exactly. I watched this nigga for 20 seconds, and I didn't laugh. Wait, who? Period. I'm just saying, that's what people would be like.

He was on stage for a whole minute. 20 seconds is a bit, I mean. But I'm just saying, that's kind of how fans are right now with comedy, man. Fickle. Yeah, very, very much. You ain't going to get empathy from me, nigga. They worse than music. I don't want to hear none of this shit you talking about.

They way worse than music. I think comedy has more casual fans than music fans. I think they going off the Kevin Hart's I know that that's all I'm gonna watch. Yo, you know who's not funny to me? Yes. Well, not No, I mean, oh man a hail him as a legend I get it after I read into a story Oh, oh wait, this is about to be good. Hold on. This is awesome. This is a story that Not really, I don't think that. What is the truth?

What is a lie? I don't think that. Eddie Murphy's funny? No, I don't think that Paul Mooney is that funny. Oh. I don't. Paul Mooney is great. And we went to see him at Caroline's and it was kind of like, huh?

He goes too long sometimes. I mean, when you write for Richard Pryor, it's kind of hard to say. I get it. I get it. I get it. Paul Mooney's great. Nah. I mean, when you write for Richard Pryor, it's kind of hard to say. I get it. I get it. I get it. Paul Mooney's great. Nah, I'm sorry.

I sat in Caroline's and was there. What year was this? This was like three years ago. Me and Joe went together. I worked with Paul a couple of times. He was there.

No, I wasn't. I think Paul, you might catch him. I see a lot of people walk out when Paul's on because a lot of people can't take the truth. I get that.

No, it's not even that. I think Paul Mooney doesn't give a fuck and you might catch him on a night lot of people can't take the truth. I get that. No, it's not even that. I think Paul Mooney doesn't give a fuck, and you might catch him on a night where he really doesn't give a fuck. I will say when me and Mo went to Caroline's all them years ago, this was Paul Mooney on Paul Mooney. He was really on one that night. I'm surprised the white people stayed at all. I heard this story about what Paul Mooney did one night at the Comedy Store out in L.A., I believe. I heard this story about what Paul Mooney did one night at the Comedy Store out in L.A., I believe.

Everybody went on stage. It was like 1 o'clock in the morning, 1.30, something like that. Paul Mooney goes on stage and was like, is there any white people in here? And it was like maybe 10, 15 white people in there. Everybody's laughing. He was like, I want y'all to get up right now and leave. And they just kind of laughed it off. So he just goes into his shit and just went in on white people and they left one at a time.

And then he finally says, is there any more white people here? And they was like, no, it's just us. It was like the niggas cleaned up and a few people, and he was like, good night, and walked off the stage.

That's some legendary shit right there. I respect that. Not if I'm white. And not if I paid to come see that shit. Yeah, no, I don't know, man. But that's not, you can't go into a comedy club and pay and go, well, I only want to hear material that I find funny.

No, no, I get that. Like, that's stupid. I get, but it was still, that night was kind of like, I was sitting there like, ah, okay. Well, listen, if I'm- A lot of people got offended at the Chappelle shit with the rape jokes and the Bill Cosby and things of that nature. All of that was great. I thought it was hilarious.

He rapes, but he saves people. I thought it was fucking hilarious. I'm so glad that this shit wasn't around. This social media shit wasn't around with Carlin and Pryor and Dice Clay. Oh, my God. Because they would be going there. Banned. They would be banned from it. They would be banned from it.

You couldn't even say their name on the internet. Let me ask you, how long have you been doing comedy, bro? 22 years. How much have you seen change in the PC audience? PCP? A lot. That's your lane, bro. We'll get to that in a minute.

That's next. That topic is next. Sorry, y'all. Yeah, the game totally different, man. And the money, the bread is different. Like, I remember making more money when I first started than what I do now. And I'm 30 times better. Because now everybody wants to be a fucking comedian.

It's oversaturated. It's like a puppy meal. Who's your favorite comedian? They just making these motherfuckers in the puppy meal. Of all time, I'm Carlin. I'm Carlin over Pryor. Because, like I was talking to Joe earlier, because Carlin put out an hour special every year for 20 fucking years.

Which is crazy. That's got to be the most difficult thing. And that's not just an hour special, a funny hour. Every year. That's difficult. That's got to be the most difficult thing. And that's not just an hour special. A funny hour. Every year. That's difficult. That's very difficult. How many does Chris have? About seven, I want to say now? Specials? All together? Maybe about six or seven.

But look how long he's been doing comedy. So he knows how difficult it is. Chappelle was a legend before these two. He had, what, two specials? That were like... What's the last good comedy stand up I didn't see the last Kevin Hart one Because he's Kevin Harted me out I've never watched a Kevin Hart special

Never? Never I haven't watched since I know Kevin Hart I think he's a great guy But he's just not the kind of guy I want to listen to for a while Not the funny that you want to hear Not the funny I like hateful shit Like I'm Corey Holcomb and D-Ray.

That nigga's crazy. Corey Holcomb is brilliant. Yeah, that nigga's crazy. He's brilliant. He's crazy. But I like, I don't think that Jamie Foxx gets the credit he deserves. Just talented, period. Well, I don't think Jamie Foxx gets the credit that he deserves because he has Eddie Murphy

talent. He's probably more talented than Eddie Murphy is. I can honestly say that. But as far as on that stage, he can't even carry his jockstrap. Well, why is that an insult? To not be able to carry Eddie Murphy's jockstrap. I'm cool with that. I'm just saying.

Because he's being compared. When I have these conversations about people who are the best comedians of all time, of course niggas be like, Richard, Eddie, Martin. I be like, Martin, no. We're talking about stand-up. We ain't talking about fucking TV shows. Like, Martin cannot sit at the table with Eddie and Richard. I wouldn't talk comedy with people.

I'm saying as far as stand-up comics. No, I'm saying if I were you, I wouldn't have those conversations. Martin has had some pretty decent specials, but Eddie or Richard? Hell no. Yeah, I wouldn't have those conversations. Martin has had some pretty decent specials, but Eddie or Richard? Hell no. Yeah, I wouldn't say that. Jamie either. Like, Jamie, his specials were mediocre at best. I've never seen a great Jamie.

And I might need security as one of my favorites. It was okay. That shit is crazy. It was okay, but if you compare that to delirious or some shit. No. Yeah, but, Bo, we not doing that. We're never comparingaring like no But if you look at Jamie's talent

He is more talented Than where Eddie is Right Like he I mean Impressions and all that But his singing He'll sing Eddie

Under the table Right I mean Jamie is That fucking talented man Like it's It's almost unbelievable To watch how talented That man is

We was We was just talking in there And we were trying to Just for shits and giggles, we were trying to figure out if Eddie Murphy came back and did a special with Netflix, like what he would bang him for if Dave got 60. 300 million. And we think he would make it back. He would get it.

I agree. And then I said, I want to know why nobody's telling us what a stream is worth in anything. It's the biggest secret in the world. I mean, per our conversation, Netflix is a bit, because they're doing it per subscriber. That's seven nights. They don't really care about the streams. Oh, yes, they do.

No, no, no. I'm saying they don't need to put up. Yes, they do. Of course that matters. I'm saying they're not going to put out like, yo, it did 100 million streams today. That's not information they need to come back to. Yeah, they're subscription-based.

I got that. But why won't anybody tell us what a stream is worth? I want to know what a stream is worth. I want to know. Casual listeners, let's try to find out what a stream is worth. Man, you about to talk some shit. I don't even think that's up to the ass. Because I think the purge will happen if we find out.

I think if we really find out, and they ain't going to tell us. But, I mean, I think this Netflix shit is great. What it's doing right now. Fuck what you're saying. Ask Bo your independent shit you want to ask him. Oh, I was gonna get to that in a minute. Alright, then let's wait then. Well, no. I was saying, I think, not underground comedians, but comedians with a big following

with the Netflix shit. Like, I think Patrice O'Neal would have killed the Netflix special shit. Rest in peace. Patrice is one of like hilarious of all time Patrice is amazing and I mean to me to your Kevin point

he would still be in his lane I think Patrice would still be in his lane and I I don't know if he would have a larger following I'm not sure of that no but I think with his following

that Netflix situation is perfect it would be perfect it ain't a damn comedy podcast ask the nigga the fucking question we trying to ask. It was for you, actually.

All right, Bo, to fill you in, back with the Chance the Rapper shit, Joe and I had this long debate about Chance the Rapper being independent because he gave Apple two weeks exclusive of his album. Right. So I wanted to ask Joe and you, is Dave Chappelle independent? I think so. What do you think? I think Dave's too smart? I think so. What do you think? I think Dave's too smart

not to be independent. So here's where I think Chance is independent and Dave is not. Because in that deal I'm just assuming Netflix owns that content.

That content can never live anywhere else. They paid Dave for that but it's exclusive. They own it. I don't think Dave owns that special. Chance owns his album.

So that's where I think it differs as far as the pendants. But Chance is just a little nigga from Chicago, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That look like the 2003 Anthony Hamilton. Y'all remember when a nigga came out in the air like the trucker hats and all that? Like a light-skinned Anthony. Okay. I get it.

But no, I don't know enough about these gentlemen's contract situations. We never did in that debate. So I'm asking you in the same situation. All right, so I would think it's a false parallel. How so? Dave is more independent than not. I'll say that. How so?

Dave is more independent than not. I'll say that. He may have a partner in this shit that he's, you know, compensating heavily that knows more about the business as far as that's concerned than he does. But if he's not fully independent, he's more independent than what he's not. I hate that we're still on this topic, but I do get how it's difficult to understand.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is I agree if Apple is solely a streaming thing like Netflix is. But I don't think it is. So you're right. Dave did a deal with Netflix. He gave them the specials. It's theirs. They promoted it. It's promoted, but it's theirs they promoted it it's it's promoted but it's theirs

now is he still independent i think yes why i think that's different for chance is i don't know i don't think that that's the case there because the music industry was built on not letting the artists own their album so if they're're doing a deal, I would think Apple, I would think that there's clauses and they're a competitor. Like Netflix is not competing with anybody that Dave Chappelle is. They're not competing with The Laugh Factory. They're not competing with Caroline's. They're not competing with.

But that's like saying Apple's competing with the Barclays Center. It's not the same. But that's like saying Apple's competing with the Barclays Center. It's not the same. Well, it is because comedy and music is different. I'm saying in this instance. How else does Dave sell his comedy? The same way Aziz and Louis C.K. do on their website. You pay, you pay.

And Dave just went to fucking Africa. What are you talking about? You know what helped Dave? What the fuck does that have to do with the conversation? Helped Dave get this kind of money, like the $60 million for the three specials? Because years ago, he stopped letting people come in with their phones, like the tape shit, because people was taping shit and putting it online. And, you know, people across the world, the country was seeing that,

so he couldn't even write to keep up with that. You know what I mean? So now that you eliminate that aspect of it now he can drop off three specials and get 60 million because he's got time

to do another three here in the next couple years and pick up another 60 can an unknown or unpopular comedian approach Netflix with something and it be fruitful

would they do it I don't know I haven't spoken to Netflix I know what's going on in Netflix I can approach them right now right now with something and it be fruitful? Bruh. Would they do it? I don't know. I haven't spoken to Netflix. I know what's going on on Netflix. I can approach them right now. Right now. How unknown are you saying?

You would have to have some type of substantial following. You've got to have some cachet. How much cachet? I don't know, but let's do some research. You got a big following. Y'all let me know following

because I'm fucking great. If I can reach Netflix and they be like, yo, this nigga's great. Give him a chance. Shit, 150 stacks sounds good right now. Oh my Jesus, Marion Joseph. For the 150 they can get you right now? Man, right now? I got a Toyota Corolla.

Right now they can get you for the 150. That's funny. Give me at least a 2015 joint. Like, I got a 2005. So what else happened that we don't care about? WrestleMania happened. Sorry. Yeah.

What are you sorry about? I'm done with it. I never watch wrestling. Let's be very careful because they attack me. Yeah, WrestleMania, Twitter. But they attack you when you say you don't like wrestling. I didn't say I didn't like it. I said I've never watched it.

Yeah, but I told you. I was a lover for a minute. Like, I'm just, in the last 10 years, I said the hell I can't do it. I'm WWF, man. I'm not WWE. Yeah, no, you know what?

I'm NWA. I'll take it a step further. NWA, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling. And I was back then fucking Four Horsemen and that kind of shit. Like, Ric Flair. The last time I saw WrestleMania, I think Sensitivity was out.

Ralph Tresman? Jesus. And I remember it. So you had like the thumb wrestlers and shit. I'll remember it because I wanted to see WrestleMania, but I wanted to. Damn, we couldn't afford it. We couldn't afford it. So I just ended up listening to the radio and I was excited about sensitivity.

Them thumb wrestlers, man. You don't even think about it now. You had your thumb up a nigga's ass like making them wrestlers. Yo, bro, you talking about a bunch of old niggas. They don't know about the plastic wrestlers you put in the shower with the thumbs. I was the man with Iron Chic.

Yeah. I was the man with Iron Sheik. Yeah. I was the man with Iron Sheik. Roy, what else happened? Give it to me. Oh, speaking of comedy, let's talk about Joe's tic-tac-toe abilities on TV.

I didn't see that. I didn't know he was up there, man. Now, that was funny. Oh, guys. Listen, bro. It was funny. I don't remember.

Who remembers how to play tic-tac-toe? Who doesn't know how to play tic-tac-toe? Here's where we'll give Joe a pass because when kids were learning how to play tic-tac-toe? Who doesn't know how to play tic-tac-toe? Here's where we'll give Joe a pass. Because when kids were learning how to play tic-tac-toe, Joe was smoking dust. Okay. So we may have to give Joe a pass.

I'll take it. The same way we gave 50 a pass for that pitch in the Mets game. Yeah, but it's tic-tac-toe, though. I forgot backgammon. Right. But tic-tac-toe, I don't think I'll ever forget how to play that. Yeah. I played that in the dirt when I was five.

Joe was smoking. When it's written small and pencil on paper, I bet you can play on your opponent sitting across from you when it's big and illuminated, 70 feet tall. Yeah, that seemed like it would be a movie. And your opponent's a model next to you, and D-Ray's making jokes in the middle. No.

There's a bit of tic-tac-toe pressure. It was a lot happening. I can rock with that. It was a lot happening up there, man. It was a lot happening. So we give Joe a pass on tic-tac-toe pressure. It was a lot happening. I can rock with that. It was a lot happening up there, man. It was a lot happening. So we give Joe a pass? Wait, so then I'm somewhat, the way he just described that,

yeah, yeah. That ain't how I grew up playing tic-tac-toe, man. Joe thought he was going to really go there and they was going to pull a piece of paper out and he was like,

all right, now listen. You go first. When you finish this, show us, nigga, so we can do it. I was there to compete. You see I had my Lululemon sweat jogger outfit on? I hear you. I don't be giving a fuck. My baby going to change all us, nigga, so we can- I was there to compete. You see I had my Lululemon sweat jogger outfit on?

I hear you. I don't be giving a fuck. My baby gonna change all that, right, baby? Oh. Wait, I had something funny. I was just about to get too fuck, fuck, fuck. What was we just talking about? Tic-tac-toe, man.

Anyways, no, I was saying we give you the pass the same way we gave 50 a pass for that pitch at the Mets game. Oh. That was the worst pitch we ever saw. I think he did it. He had an album coming out like the week after that. No, when 50, when everyone was learning how to play baseball, 50 was selling crack. And that's the same way Hove can't throw a football. We have to give these people passes.

They were drug dealers. We had an album coming out that week, man. I don't buy that shit. Well, where were- 50's fucking muscled up and shit. Like, he can- No, I didn't buy that I've seen mad unathletics.

I've seen a lot of bad fucking pitches, but I don't buy that 50 shit. I think he did that on purpose. Where were people learning to play baseball?

On the block. What block was that? Any block. But I've thrown rocks at niggas, so I mean... And so has Joe. Wait.

I know 50. 50 played too fucking much. I know he throws rocks at niggas. Like, I know 50 50 played too fucking much I know he throws Rocks at niggas Like I know he knows How to throw a ball 50 definitely threw a rock At a nigga in his life

Yeah of course 100% Acorns and shit I know he has So there's no way I don't buy that It's always funny To see rappers

Try to be athletic though That's always funny No but that's my thing And it had me thinking today We were talking in the group chat I was in high school When Game's album First came out And I remember listening to it because I was an athlete in high school, and I'm sitting there wondering, how are you getting basketball scholarships and moving a brick a week?

I got the weight room in the morning. I go to class. Then I got practice until nighttime. Then I got to go home. How am I going to move a brick in between all that? The same way Aaron Hernandez Killed niggas when he was on practice He's a special case man

No way you can memorize A Bill Belichick His 30 for 30 His 30 for 30 is gonna be crazy Man look Killing niggas was his job He played football for a hobby I wish y'all shut up

I feel like Aaron Hernandez Would come out that p.m. That nigga is in here somewhere man Y'all better chill out He gets it done Chat Ochocinco could not handle Bill Belichick's playbook. Aaron Hernandez could do that, make the Pro Bowl, and merc a bunch of people.

That's a talented motherfucker. That's fucking dope. Now that you put it like that, I never heard it so eloquent. That was fucking amazing, man. I got all respect in the world for you now, Aaron, for real. Yeah, well, you better have some respect for him. His report's coming out. He might beat it. That's the one time you drop work, if I you better have some respect for him. His report's coming out. He might beat it.

It's the one time you drop work for a bird man. The one time. Put some respect on his name. I just come to let y'all know something. Put some respect on my name. What else? When y'all saying my name, put some respect. Much to my surprise, Maul came back with the exclusive news.

We had it first, but we didn't record. all came back with the exclusive news we had at first but we didn't record that Drake is doing Top Boy. What's the name of that? Netflix?

There's a Netflix show that Drake is doing. No, come on. I don't want to stay on Drake and I don't want to make Drake jokes. I think it is Top Boy. It's Top Boy, right?

Yeah, I think it is. And some people said that it's supposed to be good. It is. You never seen it? I've never seen it. It's cool. I haven't seen it either.

Then again, I had never even seen Degrassi so I didn't know Drake was an actor until way later. I've never listened it it's cool I haven't seen it either then again I had never even seen Degrassi so I didn't know Drake was an actor until way later I've never listened to a Drake album damn

you don't look like the type no not one not one shit I've never bought a Wayne album I've never listened

to a Drake album I've never listened to a Wayne album you've never listened to a Wayne album I make up my mind that I don't like you right away

like I'm one of those people. And when I do, it's not unlike you can do to sway me, man. Once I decide I don't like you. I don't like, I'm just like Joe in that aspect. I really don't fucking like people. Like, it's a few people that I kind of dig and I'll rock with them forever. But when I make up my mind, I'm like, I don't like this motherfucker. That's just the end of it.

And Wayne and Drake and everybody everybody that is too hot supposedly I never gave a fuck mmm you know I don't even like people like I was the last new rapper you listen Kendrick was the last one I went bought his record I was gonna say I thought maybe it was the last album you heard. Who? Takes a nation to hold us back. I was going to say the stylistic. No, no. Slick ring and shit. Fuck out of here.

Well, speaking of Drake, and we'll move on to L.A., I think is probably our next step in this podcast. Because Maul and I were in L.A., and he was telling me about this party in the hills, this little birthday party. And I got all excited because I love a house party. Because y'all niggas is whole ass niggas. So y'all texting each other trying to find out where the hot spot is. But go ahead. And then, no, we was next to each other at this time. Texting each other next to each other. Texting next to each other.

Even worse. Weirdos. And I'm sitting there like, oh, yeah, this would be great. And then I start thinking about Moe's ties in the hills. And I'm like, I might walk in that shit and Chubb is going to be the first person I see. So I'm thinking Mo might be lying to me. And then we leave Henny Palooza. And he's like, nah, I think this shit over.

And I think personally he got a text from Chubb's. It was like, nah, it's too hot in here. Let's not set him up today. Let's do it at another time. Yeah, y'all niggas end up leaving me doing their own thing and I was in a fucking Twilight Zone trying to get out fucking with Rory and Imani. Listen, this could be our segue into

Homey Court. I'm listening. I wasn't there. Take me through it, baby. That was the end. We got to start at the beginning. Do you have the Homey Court music from two years ago? We have Homey Court music? Yeah. Oh, this is great. It's really just people's court theme oh fuck it i like that homie court uh for those that don't remember like a year and a half

ago we started a segment called homie court i actually forgot what started it what was the first homie court uh i don't know marissa doing something stupid it was some shit anyways homie court is when your friend may or may not have done some fuck shit, and you need to take your homie to court and address this situation and figure out if they are guilty or innocent for their bullshit. And we haven't done this in quite some time. Well, what are the charges that you have here? My charges for Imani, I kind of want the music to get some suspense here.

So Imani, he's- To read the charges? Yeah. All right. Well, let me find it then. You always give me shit for trying to find something. No, no, you're right. You're right.

Oh, can I tell you that in Puerto Rico, me and Sim were 100% watching People's Court. And I think they changed something about People's Court. The TMZ guy does it now. He's outside asking questions. Harvey Lee, whatever his name is. Of course he does. And. He's outside asking questions. Harvey Lee, whatever his name is. Of course he does. And the commentator guy is hilarious. I'm looking for people's quote on demand now.

The commentator guy is the funniest guy I've heard on television in a long, long time. I promise you that. Now, with that said. What are the charges? What's Amani's last name? What's his full government? I'm not going to give it on the podcast. Amani.

Amani. Yeah. You are being charged with bringing the unfriend of the show, Marissa Mendez, to Henny Palooza. Man, yeah, man time. Come on, make up more charges for this nigga, man. I need to call him. I need the oxcord. You're charged with first degree fuck shit.

Second degree playing both sides. Fourth degree, you contradictory fuck. Because when anybody else hang out with somebody that did something to you, you get mad, you fucking fuck. And I wasn't there, so I'm just talking shit. Everybody is innocent until proven guilty. We do not know you No the fuck they not This is America

You are guilty If the tweets Look like you guilty You guilty until proven innocent You guilty until You fucking tweet the receipts That's a fact Yeah

So I wanna know what happened Explain it Explain to me Now how I'm home in my bed And see enemy of the show Every time Rory goes to LA He's hugged up with Marissa Name the other time

Yo E you can hear us? I hear you First of all take that aggression out your voice my G Fuck outta here Fuck outta here I already know y'all coming with some bullshit Imani You are now on the stand

In homie court Oh god Your charges are bringing Marissa Mendez To Henny Palooza When you know niggas Don't fuck with that bitch How do you

Oh my god How do you plea Innocent Oh he's guilty Hang him up Hang him up. Hang him up. That's right. Hang him up.

Yo, that judge ain't playing. Y'all got to be careful in there. Bad innocent. E, what you got to say for yourself, dog? Because we ain't really feeling your style over here in New Jersey. Listen, first off, I need you to chill because you're guilty of a lot of things that we need to bring you to trial on. Oh.

Oh. I love going to trial. Let's deal with your charges first. All right, cool. All right, Oh. Oh. I love going to trial. Let's deal with your charges first. All right, cool. All right, now. Oh, I'm innocent as hell. Actually, I want to be, like, very clear in saying that I honestly think this should be home court against Rory, if anybody.

I just said that. I just said that. I'll stand on the trial first. that. I'll stand on the trial first. But no, I saw Mike and Marissa and Whitney as I was getting out the car.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. The day before, you said you were coming to Henny Palooza with Daisy, and I believe a plus two is what you asked for, correct? Got him, Rory. Yes. That was our conversation. So I put down Amani plus three because I didn't think I needed to put Daisy's name.

I just put your name on the list plus three. We didn't think we needed to put Wit and all that other shit. Whitney was on the list from a separate person. Someone else submitted Whitney's name. All right, dude, listeners don't give a fuck about these people. They don't know him. So E says, yo, what time should I get there? This is Saturday.

I said, come around 530 Or whatever He said Let me scroll through Guilty I don't even matter It don't matter None of this matters

You're gonna be guilty At the end He says Headed that way now Be there like 530 Where should I go I said go to the back door Like you did last year

No homo Don't hear anything from E For hours Guilty That's hours that's a that that's a lie hours that's definitely a lie wait what'd he say it was probably 30 minutes he didn't hear from me okay you could be right there um anyways y'all better get to the fucking punch are we crucifying this nigga now i don't care about all this shit I wasn't there I don't care about LA guilty so I'm thinking he is coming with a money Daisy plus two and bitches oh well I'd assume the plus two were were women he then Texas me and says walking to the back Whitney Marty and zombie are

walking with me didn't know that was the plan this is when he's walking up to the door i'm thinking the plus two are just you know what you gotta say for yourself dog first off zombie was already on the list through rory right so correct he was okay he's out the clear he's in the clear on that one so so that's my's my guy Zombie was the first person I initially saw Out the gate I didn't see Marissa I didn't see Whitney I saw Zombie

I dapped him up And then I seen Whitney and Marissa We all hugged We all said what's up We started walking My plus three Ended up being a plus two Because one of the people So Mighty was not your third in that plus three, is what you're saying.

I don't even have Mahdi's phone number. What are you guys talking about? So, I go and open the door to greet my great friend, Amani, who lives in L.A. now that I don't see. And his beautiful girlfriend that I love and zombie who I love. And there's Marissa Mendez. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no pre-warn him of the people who were walking with me. I didn't just say Marissa or Whitney. I said everybody, right? You did. He then replied and said, LOL, this is going to be so funny.

No, no, I did not. I said I spoke to Zombie. He didn't mention Madi. Whitney and Zombie are on the list. Madi's not, so I could really be a dick. Then I said, this should be funny, but she got some fucking nerve. That's what I said. And then what did I say? Man, this is going to, but she got some fucking nerve. That's what I said. And then what did I say?

Man, this is going to be funny. And that's it. Damn. Why they want to stick me for my pain? When we get to the back, it's up to Rory to decide how he wants to handle that situation. I didn't bring that situation to him. Good point. I'm not the one who invited people. I didn't invite people to Hennypalooza.

I'm an invite. I'm a plus one. I wasn't the guy who was a plus one to me. Great point not the one who invited people. I didn't invite people to Hennypalooza. I'm an invite. I'm a plus one. I wasn't the guy who was a plus one. Great point there from your counsel, but I am in control of 2,000 drunk people. The last thing on my mind is fucking Marissa Mendez and her getting in and me stepping away from my bullshit to deal with her.

I'm letting you in with all of them. Let me just say this. When Rory saw Marissa, Rory seemed to be very excited to see her because he was You cannot prove that. You cannot prove

you can't prove intent or whatever they say in court when you talk about feelings. You can't prove it. He ran up and gave her a big hug. Oh, hell no. You are lying on the stand.

Did you put your hand on the Bible? Okay, Daisy said it was cordial. Daisy said it wasn't that big of a hug. But it was cordial. Hell no. You are lying on the stand. Did you put your hand on the Bible? No, no, no. Okay, Daisy said it was cordial. Daisy said it wasn't that big of a hug, but it was cordial. I said what up? It was a very nice, it was a hug. Yes, and back to my original point that I have 2,000 people at an open bar I need to tend to.

Well, listen, listen. And I just took your friends because that's your plus, and I respect your plus because you're my man. I'm just a real nigga, and at the end of the day, if I see somebody, no matter if they're a plus or a plus one or not, if I don't fuck with you, I just ain't fucking with you. All right, well, newsflash for 2017, Imani, we're not real to everybody anymore. Hey, I know it's cool to be a real nigga. We're not real to Marissa. We're not real to anybody on her fucking show or her podcast.

I don't know why Rory let her in. I don't know why every time he go to LA, he's in a Snapchat with Marissa, but that's his business. Now you can name the last, I've never seen my name in LA in my life. But for branding purposes, branding,

I'll talk to y'all later. Anyway. So are we saying Whitney is guilty here and you are not guilty for breaking Marissa's marriage? They all guilty. Hang these niggas. You're going to jail. Bye.

Jail time. Sorry. No one is guilty of anything. Rikers, the whole 23 hours. Thoughts to yourself. I don't think anyone's guilty of anything. And if that's the case, then we have to mention Joe being guilty of hanging out with Rory enemies. Oh, I don't know.

I want to give sunshine. That's my man. So I want to give him shine. Oh, look at Rory. Oh, my God. What's going on? This is great. my man so i want to give him shine was this a case i needed was this a case amani that was good hey amani that was good that was pretty good let's hang up with him i want to talk about this okay thank you let's talk about wait get off our fucking phone wait what's wrong we're hanging out with people enemies uh i think it's a mistrial.

We're on a mistrial with E. Because we got to get to Joe's bullshit. I'm innocent. A mistrial makes you innocent, man. Man, go hug your girl. Go to court more. Get off our fucking phone. Now.

All right, peace, E. How come? Let's talk about that for a little bit. Bo, what are your rules on frenemies? And what I mean is, because I don't even know how to. I don't know how to deal with that because I don't have no friends. See? See?

See? See? I'm with that. I don't know how to deal with it, honestly. I had a situation like that, shit, a long time ago, but that's where I'm at now because I was like, fuck this nigga. That's pretty blunt. I like your enemy. I ain't leaving now.

This shit over now. You want to leave. All right, go ahead and leave. Stop talking about these bitches. Anyway, let me tell y'all what Tasha was doing in Puerto Rico. Tasha in Puerto Rico just sounds wild. Anyway, Tasha in Puerto Rico. I'm kidding, and I'm going to get in trouble.

End of question for me. I'm kidding. I'm only joking. Go ahead now. I'm kidding, man. They can see you on the YouTube still. Stop pressing people on my friends on my podcast. Yeah, like, why you looking at me like that?

I didn't even say nothing. I'm chilling. Jesus, Mary, Joseph. Bye, baby. I love you. The fuck Anyway I think women are better at that Than

Than Than what dudes are Better at what? Cause women Women do that shit She don't need the fuck Out of here Women

Women will have a fucking Like they'll have a Oh shit Oh shit Yo Pat don't play like that man I got scared to death just now I was just saying Like the screen door

Like she was going. Yeah, man. Don't fucking play with me. So women will have a common enemy and be hating that bitch. And then as soon as they got a falling out, one of them will start hanging with that bitch. You know what I mean? Like, they do that kind of shit. They get back shit.

Yeah, chicks sit next to each other in the VIP section all the time when bitches down like. I don't understand women do that. They go to dinner with other chicks and they don't like them. But then they become friends with that bitch again and the outside bitch know all her business. You know what I mean?

They thrive with that. You know what I mean? That's a fact. You know what I saw? There's a clip floating around now. Oh wait, and while we just hung up with Imani, he broke some news on this Ross shit.

I haven't checked the authenticity of it, but he said Ross got five years probation for all that shit. For kidnapping. He made out great. Kidnapping's like 10 years. With the, a real bitch.

Kidnapping? The people, the landscaper thing? Yeah. Ross, okay. Five years probation's amazing. Wow. You did better than Riddick Bo.

Like, Riddick Bo can't talk now because of that kidnapping shit. Bo, now I know all the niggas you named the kids don't know, man. I'm sorry, people.

Go Google your friend. Say Riddick Bo, man. God damn it. Fucking up. What was I just saying with this? You being a phony, that's all. I don't know. You're a friend of me.

I don't give a fuck about that shit no more. You just said what you was just talking about. No, I had a greater point than I was getting. Oh, there's a clip floating around. There's a clip floating around of these two dudes. You just said what you was just talking about. No, I had a greater point that I was getting, oh, there's a clip floating around. There's a clip floating around

of these two dudes. You know, the joke is about how women always approach each other coming from woman to woman. So there's a clip floating around now

of two men. I see. It's very, very funny. Yeah, I got it from your timeline actually. So now,

that was the thing. On some Hey Barbara and Shirley shit. Coming to each other man to man now Yeah and they did Some even more Faggot shit

And by faggot I don't mean gay Not gay people We love the gay people Friends to the showcase What they did was They became allies Like women do

And they made this Little plan Where one guy Went to propose To Shorty And then the other guy Came in during the proposal Oh

And it starts saying See you had two good dudes You had two good dudes. Wow. Two good dudes. And I'm sitting there saying, yo, these new niggas. She's the winner in this one. Yo, these new niggas, all she did was turn around, leave the diner.

Now both of y'all sitting there just talking to each other. Wait, that's like a real thing, or they was joking? All right. Nah, it was serious. Don't worry. I favorited it. Just so you can see it. Them two probably going to start fucking. Wow. Yeah, I favorited it. Them two probably gonna start fucking. Just so you can see it.

Wow. Yeah, what type of sucker shit is that? For those listening. Oh, you can turn that down because my phone is on fucking deaf nigga. I used to joke and think that'd be hilarious if a guy said, yo, I'm coming to you man to man.

All right, no, no. Is this Barbara? Yeah. Barbara, this Shirley. I want to know what y'all do if somebody comes to y'all man to man. All right, no, no. Is this Barbara? Yeah. Barbara, this Shirley. So I want to know what y'all do if somebody comes to y'all man to man,

honestly. Damn, I just said another old nigga line. Damn it. Yes, yes, bro. You old as a shit. They call me old and I'm 36.

Shit. What do y'all do if somebody comes to y'all man to man? First of all, both of these dudes look like they don't like girls,

number one. Or their behavior Would suggest that Yeah like this looks like I don't know And what's the cool way To come to someone Man to man I feel like there's

A cool way to do it And I feel like Maul's done it In Harlem one night I think every dude Has done that Like you see your man Dating a girl

That you You probably know Or got some history with No no We're saying Two strangers Like men that Now find out

Like oh shit She got a boyfriend And I'm also Like strangers Not Oh nah man Don't do that Like the whole hood hit

Nah man Don't do that So you talking about If a dude I don't know Comes up to me And tells me that Say you and I Do not know each other at all

I find out that you Fucking with my girl And then I DM you Or some shit Like yo bro I just want to let you know i'm also fucking with her too that type of shit oh not on the block like family you all fucked her you should probably not do that oh i'd be like bro all right whatever knowing me i mean i'm not taking it it's not like i'm trying to wife it what if you what if you were wifing it well like i don, I don't care, Chris Paul. Just send her over to me after.

I mean, I'm not, you know. How's the need? That's never happened, but I mean. So you think Scottie Pippen, like, hit Future up and said that? Like, yo. Scottie Pippen is crazy. He's a clown.

Scottie Pippen. What's wrong with my mic all of a sudden? He's a clown. Incended voodoo. Yo, mic check, mic check. You sound fine. I do? Yo. Yeah, you were speaking on the side. Icended voodoo. Yo, mic check, mic check. You sound fine. I do? Yo.

Yeah, you were speaking on the side. I sound funny in my headphones. No, it sounds cool. It sounds funny still in headphones. Does it? Are we sure? Oh, there we go. Thank you, Pat. There we go.

All right, we normal now. What was you just saying? A man reaching out, a strange stranger DMing you like, yo, I fuck with your girl too. I ain't never had that problem. You getting beat up. I can't. A nigga's getting beat up. So, oh, like, yo, I fuck with your girl too. I ain't never had that problem. You getting beat up. I can't. A nigga's getting beat up. So, oh, wait, wait, wait.

So it's initially my girl and he's telling me he fuck with her? Every fight I've had in my life was with people bigger than me. What if it was Floyd? Floyd's smaller than you. He's still with you guys. See, I fought Floyd. That's stupid. But you're saying if I have a girl and a dude sends me a message.

Yeah. Well, first of all, this is far-fetched because you haven't had a girl in 30 years. So hypothetically. I mean, at that point, you just got to leave your girl. You got to let her go. And first of all, if a nigga's doing his due diligence like that, he a bitch anyway. I'm not going to look into the shit like that and then go hit the nigga up. Because it kind of, it would make you feel feminine to be like, yo, you know, that's my girl you've been fucking with, like, in an inbox. I don't know.

In an inbox. I'm just a little too grown for that. Like, I'm too much of a man to do some shit like that. I'd just be like, you bitch. Yeah, I thought it was a little funny when they did it on the Mason Allude. Like, I wouldn't have done it that way. And he was kind of G about it. but it was a little funny when they did it on the Mason Allude. Like, I wouldn't have done it that way. And he was kind of G about it. I didn't do it that way.

But I'm pretty sure that kind of shit goes on a lot right now. I have never said to another man, that's not true. I was going to say, I think you on record. I'm sure that goes on a lot. Oh, that's how much of a real nigga I am. I said it to Drake. We need to get some audio on that because I'm sure that goes on a lot. It's a lot of niggas. These new niggas got hips and shit

and sassy attitudes. Niggas got hips. They roll their eyes at other niggas. I don't even know when this shit started. I agree. This nigga rolled his eyes at me. That's your father. Your father ain't shit

for allowing you to do this though, man. I agree. I agree with all that shit. Yeah, nah. I agree. I agree with all that shit. Yeah, nah, I agree. I would never do that. But if a nigga hit me telling me he's fucking with my girl also, then, I mean, that's crazy. I think the rules are changing. New niggas are allowed to do certain things that we just couldn't do in our generation.

So that's fine. We'll leave it at that. I don't want a new nigga shame. I don't want to do that. So shout out to y'all. Shout out to y'all. Shout out to y'all. out to y'all shout out to y'all shout out to the new um what else has been interesting uh trump passed a whole lot of

laws uh oh i think this time is for women women y'all can't do shit now he on y'all i'm so tired of that y'all put him there like i we can't talk politics here bro okay okay you can't we'll be here all day yeah we'll be here i'm. Yeah. We'll be here all day. I'm just tired of his ink pen, man. Yeah, that nigga signed a lot of shit quick. He made some shit and then turned it around so you can see it. And it looked like the nigga had a fat pencil when he signed it. Like, I just think he's retarded as fuck.

And no disrespect to retarded people. I mean, like, a different kind of retarded. That's the way. That's how we feel. Like, he's able and shouldn't be retarded. Yeah, he'll write it and be like, look, see? Like, I'm tired of him, man. I don't know why I got to see this motherfucker every day.

Some more shit happened that I don't remember at the moment. Hold up. Oh, shit. All right, oh, shit. We went through our whole podcast and didn't say one word about the national title game. We should be ashamed of ourselves. I mean, we ain't get to it. That game.

Congrats to Roy Williams. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to say anything more. I had UNC winning. Yeah, a lot of people had UNC. Shout out to Duke fans. Shout out to Gonzaga. It was a good game until the last 30 seconds.

Yeah. It was a real good game. I thought the championship game was really North Carolina and Oregon. That was a game. That was one of the better games I've seen in a while. But J.J. Redick, who I hate Duke and everybody from Duke except for me, Carlos Boozer, shout to him. You don't like Grant Hill?

I like Grant Hill, but he don't count. He don't really count. Elton Brand, I didn't mind. No, no. J. William. That's because every real nigga's hated fucking Elton Brand. We hated J. William, too. J. William's a great comment count, though. Elton Brand, I didn't mind. No, no. Jay Williams. That's because real niggas hated fucking Elton Brand. We hated Jay Williams, too. Jay Williams is a great commentator, though.

Amazing commentator. He really is. Well, no, I liked Elton Brand when he teamed up with fucking Darius Miles. Oh, all right, we're done with you. Niggas hated Elton Brand. And I like Elton Brand. That clubber's team was great. Shut up.

J.J. Redick tweeted, Congrats to UNC. Seriously. Also, every player on the court tonight should have been paid. Scholarships don't count. Don't at me. Love that. That's great, right?

When did J.J. Redick become so lovable to me? This guy's like a real nigga. Just then. Nah, he been doing a lot a real nigga. Just then. Just then. Nah, he been doing a lot of real nigga shit, honestly. Hanging out with the Clippers, man. What real niggas on the Clippers? Except for Chris Paul. You such a L.A. nigga.

DJ, why are you here? DeAndre Jordan? I was going to say, DeAndre going to New York. DeAndre Jordan what? DeAndre Jordan just went to a whole other team and changed his mind. No, no, no, no. He didn't go. He verbally committed.

He dressed up like a broad. Yeah, I'm not rolling. DeAndre Jordan had to have the whole team go to his house and ask him to come to the gym. I'm not rolling with that. Fuck out of here, Maul. What you mean?

You've been shooting a lot of niggas bail that don't deserve bail because you hang out with athletes. What you mean? You would not respect that DeAndre Jordan move if it was from anybody else. I respect it.

He was a free agent. He could test the market I know you respect it, but you didn't respect it when Chris Paul went to the Lakers And then League reversed it Because you can't I can't respect that

Chris Paul didn't reverse it Exactly my point The League reversed it Not Chris Paul The League I don't respect the League doing that That's different But you respect DeAndre Jordan

Doing it Yeah He was never supposed to leave I don't know DeAndre Jordan I've never met him He put a wig and a dress on That's all I need to know I don't mind that part

A lot of niggas did that He got paid for that Eddie did that Eddie did that. Eddie did that. Hey. Eddie did it when. In real life. And Tyler Perry did it too.

And with niggas. And with Tyler Perry. Get to that. Let's get to that. That's a legend, man. Ain't no legend. Ain't no legend. Eddie was.

Eddie's like boy pussy. All right. He did it. Eddie like boy pussy, man. Eddie like boy pussy. Don't do that, Bo. Yeah. He like boy pussy.'t do that Bo He like boy pussy Him Oscar De La Hoya

There's a few niggas on that list Fuck that Eddie like boy pussy man But I don't respect niggas that do that So maybe I don't respect Eddie in that aspect It is a case Shit Niggas be out here living wild lives man respect Eddie in that aspect. Was this a case of Mendez having his It is a case. Eating it too? Shit.

When he wasn't with you. Niggas be out here living wild lives, man. When he wasn't with Eric. God damn it, man. The harsh reality is going to hit me again. Because if both women carried the term

You can't just say stuff like that. I already have killed Eddie Murphy. Yeah, you killed Eddie Murphy. That was crazy. I already killed Eddie Murphy and now y'all want to start saying shit like this.

I mean Eddie Murphy was rumored To be running around With Johnny Gill Yeah he was And Johnny Gill Johnny was living in a gas house Johnny Gill ain't an ugly dude man

Oh god That's crazy So Joe also likes boy Apparently Wait Hey time out Ain't it a shame That Luke James

Is Johnny Gill now forever Word No no no Hold on hold on Now let's talk about it No we gotta talk about that Let's talk about it Listen that new edition shit We gotta wrap it up Let's wrap it up Is Johnny Gill now Forever It's crazy because We knew him Let's talk about it We gotta talk about that Let's talk about it

Listen that new edition shit We gotta wrap it up Let's wrap it up They extending they shit Yeah like come on man That nigga Devoe Hey Devoe Listen

Get the fuck out of here Devoe The real new edition Is still alive and well That's the problem I have With all Like how is the The fake new edition They're touring the world

As new edition Joe was just on With Bobby TV with Bobby Brown yesterday That's crazy to me When did somebody say Okay enough is enough Like come on

Really I think they just got A new magazine cover I think that's all It was a great show It was a great series We get it We loved it

But come on my nigga Like the real new edition Is still on the planet Alright speaking of And I tried to figure this out The other day When I was alone in my room, and I couldn't.

If Bobby Brown is Chris Brown before Chris Brown, and just for fucking joke purposes, and Rick James is Bobby Brown before Bobby Brown, which one of them crazy the best? There's nobody. Rick James is the craziest nigga ever. Ever. Slow down.

I know that that is the obvious answer here. I don't know if that's the answer. Rick James burned a bitch on the ass with a crack pipe. Yeah, Rick was burning bitches, man, with crack pipes. I think that's a mourning for Chris. No, no way. I think that's a mourning after the club. If Chris ever did that, we would hear that.

We would hear about that. Chris is definitely out here doing dark skin nigga shit. Chris 100% has burnt someone while exchanging drugs. No, I don't think so. Or while using them. Rick James is the craziest nigga ever, man. Ever alive. Ever.

Ever. Ever. Shit he was doing? Ever. His shit is well documented. I got that from Justice Chappelle's show. But you hear the other stories beyond that. He's the craziest nigga ever.

Y'all should think about this more. I think Chris is LeBron James. I think we got to see where his career goes. He could be better than Kobe and Jordan. You just got to give him some time. And Bobby might be Kobe in this, man. Bobby was wild too. Wait, wait. Bobby was wild too.

Wait, wait, wait. I think Bobby's greatness, right, and crazy if we're trying to measure it. Really think of how Whitney Houston was perceived. Really think about she was angelic. That's Clive Davis though. Clive Davis had that locked. Yeah. Until Bobby. And Rick Jamesive Davis had that locked. Yeah. Until Bobby.

And Rick James didn't do that to Tina Marie. For Bobby to do that to Whitney, and I mean, when I say do that, I'm not being so accusatory. I don't know who did what. There was too many rumors going around. But I'm saying,

for you to take the perception of Whitney and turn it to that, y'all sleeping. Side note, this is all jokes for people that are about to get yeah we're all kidding we're all kidding but it's different though because you can't come you really can't compare those two because Whitney and Bobby was like legit and loved same age you know they just had a lot of shit in common but no James I mean you know young naive white girl

has been falling in love with black pimps for a long time yeah it's a different relationship so he slapped Tina and said bitch you gonna make this record

and she made a lot of money I was about to say we gotta start we gotta start like Ike Turner might have to be someone in this conversation the greatest of all time

this is why I am forced to exit this conversation why what you mean because my jacket doesn't allow me exit this conversation. Why? What you mean? Because my jacket doesn't allow me to partake in these conversations. What you mean?

I'm not saying that out of respect. We just talking about dudes that was wild. All of that's great. Have a blast. My jacket says I was wild and I was not wild.

I don't like that. That's a sensitive area for me. I mean, y'all know that because y'all are my friends. No, but Ike Turner was wild. We not. He was wild. In Joe's video,

he had to say he can't bring up Ike Turner. He was wild. Yo, the hospital joint when they was like, yo, Ike Turner was wildin'. We not... He was wildin'. In Joe's video, he had to say he can't bring up Ike Turner. He was wildin'. Yo, the hospital joint, when they was like, yo, Ike, she can't talk. Ike Turner said... Y'all a piece of shit. Ike was like... I was laughing because he was laughing.

Ike was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We got a show coming up. Listen, Ike Turner has the greatest line ever. He told... He ate the cake? No, he told Tina, bitch, if you die, I'll kill you. Yeah, it don't get no worse than that. I had to pause the movie, right? Because I'm thinking, if she dies, I'll kill you.

I heard a nigga say, I'll shoot you and stab the bullet wound. But that was a lot worse. If you die, I'm going to kill you. Joe don't want no part of this. Hey, Joe, you don't want no parts It don't get no worse than that Hey Joe You don't want no parts Of this conversation Joe what happened You checked out

You checked out Yeah Yeah No I'm cool What is this noise Your conscious Your conscious That's hilarious What is this noise? You're conscious. You're conscious.

That's hilarious. That's your conscience. This is bright night bullshit. This is your conscience. Yeah, no, I don't play this shit. It's not Jamie. I don't care about your conscience. Let's just wrap it up.

So funny you guys should mention that. Look at me segwaying right out of that domestic bullshit. Fuck y'all. I went to court for two years for domestic bullshit. Fuck y'all. I went to court for two years for some bullshit. That's just annoying. So also while I was bored,

I was watching The Bricks. Great show. A lot of friends of the show were involved. So I'm saying it's great. And that's why Rory's pretty good. Because I was watching

The Bricks. I don't watch The Bricks. And shout out to Mac. Mac is the only reason I even know there's a Bricks. So I'm watching the bricks. I don't watch the bricks. And shout out to Mac. Mac is the only reason I even know there's a bricks. So I'm watching the bricks. And as I'm cracking all of these jokes, I keep seeing all of these people who I'm friends with pop up on the screen. So then I'm like, all right, I'm going to chill.

But Tiana Taylor, she's been amazing. She's been amazing. You didn't watch the movie, right? Because there was a movie. No. All right, so the movie was really good. Oh i might have seen the movie they turned into a tv series and you've had to keep up like you can't just hop in there's mad shit that's going on the only time i've ever seen the breaks i've seen tiana taylor spitting a mean 32 and it was hard there was like

five episodes before tiana even got in frame so there was a lot why would anybody want to watch without tiana? Plenty of people. I did tell you Tiana would have a great year this year, by the way. She's off to a great start. That's because she texted you and said, I'm going to have a great year this year.

I know for friends of the show, Fonte writes all the raps on the show. Maul reads his texts and act like he got fucking prophetic. Some prophetic shit happening. Tiana just sent him his itinerary. Shut up, Maul. I told y'all J.R. was going to come back on fire. We know, Maul.

J.R. been on fire, too. I told y'all J.R. was going to come back on fire. Fuck that up. Here we go, man. With this shit. He don't want to talk about Ike Turner. She blew that. Well, wait, time out.

Let me be clear. I only even mentioned that because there's a, I can't. All right, go ahead, This is just kind of off the rails. I won't,

I won't, I won't find. No, what? No, no, no, mention it.

I wanted to mention the new show that's being worked on with Jim Jones and Tahiri. And Tahiri. What show is this? It sounds like

love and hip hop I had a joke on what the title was I was keeping myself wait what is the title the lineup I don't know bro wait I put it in the group chat

what is it about wait I put it in the group chat what is it about this is a story that will go down in the love and hip hop history no I'm getting off this

fuck y'all I had another point I was getting to I'm history. No, I'm getting off this. Fuck y'all. I had another point I was getting to. I'm getting off of this. I'm getting off of this, but I would be remiss not to mention Tony Romo. I want to congratulate him and his broadcasting career. I'm not going to spend a whole bunch of time on it like the people at ESPN. Some people are really killing Tony Romo. I want to know what Tony Romo did to some of y'all.

People are killing him. He only won two playoff games. So he's retiring. He's retiring. When I'm retiring, I don't want to talk about what I'm leaving from. I want to talk about this great opportunity. And the real story there is him replacing Phil Simms. Which is nuts.

That's the story. I didn't know Phil Simms wasn't a Hall of Famer. He is a Hall of Famer. Yeah, he is. No, no. Who is it? Just somebody that got two Super Bowls. I think they said Phil Simms earlier.

Isn't Phil Simms? No, he's P.A. Phil Simms, I think. He got two Super Bowls and ain't even in the Hall of Fame. We need to look that up. What about your girl Sage Steele losing her position? Good. Michelle Beadle is now the...

I like Michelle Beadle. Round of applause. Phil Simms is not in the Hall of Fame. Oh, I knew it. I knew I heard that. That's crazy. Listen, let's slander Sage Steele some more. Round of applause.

Let's let this happen. Sage Steele, you have said many, many, many of dumb things. You don't seem to identify with us, so we're angry at you. And I'm happy that you got fired or lost your position. I am happy about it. She really does. She's fucking the Bow Wow of the sports world. She say just dumb shit, man.

But I like big up to Michelle because I like her. I love Michelle Beadle. Yeah, I like her. So I'm real happy for her. When black folks are happy you lost your job, you really fucking. To a white woman? When black folks are happy that you lost your job to a white to a white woman you when black folks are happy that you lost your job to a white person they really don't fucking like you we don't fuck with

sage still we don't we don't honestly um letty letty now is at genius i know a lot of people don't know letty uh she's letty set go on instagram but she's over at genius now and i don't even know that i'm supposed to be saying Or plugging or promoting that Because according to Complex Genius is a competition I'm still waiting for somebody At Complex to explain That shit to me

They do original content Oh please Oh please Talk your shit Rory Oh please It's Genius It's Genius competition He's the mole

He's the mole for Complex now You know that And yo All the hipster jokes For the past year and a half. And now look where he's at. This motherfucker works at the most hipster fucking place you could ever work at. But we said Joe was a hipster, though.

We said that. He didn't like it, but we— Well, first of all— Sin, he won't tell us. Sin told me they're moving to Williamsburg. I'm a hipster. Oh, man. Maul has hips.

Every time Rory goes out of town, Rory comes back with he brings his white dirty sneakers with him so he can bring them back dirtier because you know trendy kids like dirty white sneakers and their laces have to be dirty. Yeah. Put some Rory sneakers right now. That's funny. They're actually kind of clean.

Those are kind of clean. What? Oh, look at them from under the black table. Put them in the light. Put them in the light? Yeah, put them shits in the light, my nigga. No, I'm on record on this podcast saying I hate that trend that A1s are now allowed to be dirty. Because when I was a kid, I was mad too. Yeah, I would never accept that. You know how much money I spent on new Air 1s?

I didn't know that was a trend. Bo, you got to hang out more, man. These new niggas, man. We got you, man. They got hips and dirty. Hips and dirty sneakers. What the fuck did that thing have? What else?

What? Timmy, Timmy, Timmy. Jesus, my memory is bad. What was we just saying? Oh, we was clowning hipsters somehow. Clomp X Genius. Oh, yeah. Oh, I agree with you Rory

I hate all of that Hipster shit up there I'm looking to change The culture They've let a real nigga Up there now So all of that dumb shit Nah

As soon as you try to Change complex culture They gonna escort you To the door Word I'm like listen man Get out of here with that shit This what we on

You ain't on that And Joe thought I was Playing when I said My paycheck don't say That I'm just getting Walked to the door Yeah they signing it That's why they Walked to the door Yeah they signing it That's why they're

Walking to the door No my paycheck say I'm at least getting Walked to the lobby Hey all y'all With y'all jokes The bag is secure So I'm getting to the lobby

At least before I get fired Fuck y'all I was telling Joe During his interview today Ask him to say Ray Srimad is better than Jay-all. No, I was telling Joe during his interview today, ask him to say Ray Srimad is better than Jay-Z and he thought I was joking and then the next day,

Complex tweets, Young Thug has the verse of the year. Oh. Your coworkers. And then we're supposed to talk about that tomorrow with the sacrifice verses.

They really think that verse is some good shit. I kind of feel like you may have tweeted that from their account. That's in your little deal. They are only setting Joe up for more rap beef

over there. You know what? Joe don't rap. You thought it was worse over here? Joe don't rap, number one. And number two, I know we would believe that. I think that,

you know, I'm going in there as a rapper that's been mad at Complex for how they treat and speak to rappers. So I'm in there

really trying to get rid of all the fuck shit. I think I'm going to be the voice for MCs in there. All right, so this is how politicians, like the cool ones, usually go in. Like, I'm going to change the system. MCs in there. All right, so this is how politicians, like the cool ones, usually go in.

Like, I'm going to change the system. That's how Trump got an office. And then they become the system. That's how Trump got an office. We will repeal. This is Joe Trump. It's crazy.

I've seen this before. Not how Trump got an office. This is how Trump got an office. This is Joe Trump. Joe tried to disguise it. Oh, I'm going to call it Everyday Struggle,

a biggie record. Like, I'm going to come in there. Nah, we know what's going to happen. You know, Lil Yachty is a lot better Than I thought

Now that you play it In the office Now that you play it In the office I know what's coming We will repeal And replace him They might not even know

That was a Biggie record That's what I'm saying That's crazy I be thinking Rory's a fuck New generation YouTube fuck boy Wait till y'all get

A load of academics baby Oh this is about to be amazing He's about to be a superstar They gonna hate him so much They gonna hate him I cannot wait for them To hate him And they already hate me

So I can't wait But shout out to Complex We got a real good thing Happening Our show Everyday Struggle Premieres April

Monday Monday premieres Which is great Cause y'all ain't got Too much good shit To check in the mornings Or the afternoons Options are very limited

And I'll leave it there Um Sleepers Yeah we can do that I literally don't have No sleepers You should go to sleep That shit is hard

That party shit That shit is hard Oh speaking of party man We was hanging out in LA What's the part Where he starts spazzing At the end Party shit? That shit is... Oh, speaking of party, man, we was hanging out in L.A. What's the part where he starts spazzing at the end? That's fine. We'll just listen to the song.

We don't need you to... I want y'all to talk. I'm mumbling in my head. What were you saying about party in L.A.? Nah, I was saying we hung out, man, and kicked it about music and shit. Oh, you and party. Interesting cat. Yeah, man. He's an interesting dude, man. He listens to the show. Oh, God. Nah I was saying We hung out man And you know Kicked it about music and shit Oh you and Party Interesting cat Yeah man

He's an interesting dude man He listens to the show Oh god Yeah you know He listens to the show What is that What else Give me some more

No I'm just saying So he just hears everything You know So he won't snuff me No We've said nothing I think Party We've championed more

Than any artist on this show He doesn't feel that way No He just said he Listens to the show Oh yeah Champion Look at him Wait a year No He just said he Listens to the show Oh yeah Look at him all Wait do you hear more

I just said that That's all he said He listens to the show Alright well tell him I said what the fuck that mean He said he listens to the show Alright now tell him I said what the fuck

That mean He listens to the show That mean you have heard Niggas talking It's been some shit Your man You cool with him I love your music

But I said something What the fuck that mean Elaborate nigga I need context With niggas He's with him. I love your music, but I said something. What the fuck that mean? Elaborate, nigga. I need context with niggas. He's listening. Oh, then I love your music. I still want a record.

Look at Joe trying to get his string head back from the complex. Now he trying to get bucked. I'm still trying to sing the fucking Old Kelly shit. That's my favorite part. He just gets the Old Kelly. Play a sleeper, nigga. You ain't got to listen to me. I don't like the ox, man Kelly. Play a sleeper, nigga. You ain't got to listen to me. I don't need a hox, man.

Take the fucking... Oh, there. I don't want y'all to tell me my sleeper song is not a sleeper song today. Either. Guy out of Toronto named Aubrey. Is it going to be one of those? Yeah. Actually. Of course it is.

Yikes. It is. Yeah, but you know what? The new kids don't know the songs. Oh, you want to... Yeah, but you know what? The new kids don't know the songs. Oh, you want to, but if we go down that route for sleepers, we could play a million old records that no one knows. But we have good taste in music, and all the songs today sound the same.

So if we want to play an old song that the kids never heard, shit, these things were born in 92. I just don't know if I could play Marvin Gayee i want you as a sleeper pick and feel okay about it no you cannot but give me the aux now so let me play what i was gonna play because i didn't know this was a fucking sleeper i'll get mine out the way from the rip i didn't this is one of my favorite hip-hop songs of all time number one so it's not a sleeper. However, because this song came out in 1992, and the gentleman went by a different name then, but he's still relevant today, maybe for different reasons.

A lot of younger people miss this song. This is still the greatest song to ever metaphorically speak about hip-hop, uh what is this i denies i gave you power the fuck you about to play uh i am about i was 95 96 huh yeah it was it was written on 96 common i used to love her This is not a sleeper It's a great rap It's my favorite It's not a sleeper to us Cause we're fortunate Y'all

You don't stop Y'all Y'all Y'all Y'all Y'all Y'all Y'all

Y'all Y'all Y'all Y'all Y'all Y'all Y'all Y'all

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Y'all Y'all Y'all Y'all She had so much soul That's how I felt Carmen I pulled out a chair for her too That's how I felt, Carmen. I pulled out a chair for her, too. I'll be geek when she come around. I think this is the part where Sin said,

Is that common sense? Common sense. Which made me say, Shit. I probably should play this song. But I know a lot of people have heard this song, right? But y'all don't understand lyrics today, so? But y'all don't understand lyrics today, so I know y'all don't understand him talking about being from Chicago and hip-hop being in New York and then L.A.

Like, look. Out goes the weave. Shout out to X-Clan. This actually sparks a great beef, too. Man. Yeah. This sparked one of the greatest beefs ever, yeah. Yeah.

And still one of the greatest beefs ever. A lot of people don't even remember how great that diss record that Da Bitch and You joined. Yeah. That shit was hard. But then No Vassal and I. It don't even get mentioned. Like Da Bitch and You doesn't even get mentioned in greatest rap beef records and it's up there

it gets mentioned I think to people that are not enough not enough because no Vaseline just is the one that gets mentioned no Vaseline

Ethan hit him up like that's all I hear and we can't hear this song because they talked over it but that's fine so for you young people that is common Since I used to love her

That was my shit In high school man I got to boarding school In North Carolina And I didn't want to hear shit From none of these niggas Give me my headphones man Before I fuck one of you

Tall niggas up in here That record made you Want to fuck somebody up? No it just made me Want to be antisocial And just think about music But then some Fucking six foot seven

Nigga named John Decided to get it on with me in the fucking Yo, English class pause for more You just stop right there. You didn't get to the punch You just said told nigga named John wanted to get it on and he just stopped You know what that means you're from Fordham More gonna Katana one time and come back

and forget all the New York slang. Fuck outta here nigga. And then got and then got the nerve to have this fucking posh hat on that says New Yorker

in case you didn't know he was from New York. Maul got some shit with him. Oh boy. Maul Roy let's hear it. You play some classic hip hop shit I might just play some

new fuck shit R&B that's great. Great. This is up at 11. I'm good. No it's not Drake. I didn't say that. You did. Oh I thought you just. Drake. Drake. This is up at 11. I'm good. No, it's not Drake. I didn't say that. You did.

Oh, I thought you just said Drake. No, I didn't say that. Even if I said it, I'm not claiming. I think you said it. Oh, it is Drake. It's 40. Is this 40?

No. It's 11-11. I like this. Ooh. 11-11. It's nice. But that's a number. Mm like this. Ooh, 11-11. Nice. But that's a number. Wait, pause this.

Wait. All right. I'm not tired of you creative kids. How is that 11-11 look in the title? Like the time. Like the time, yeah. With the time signal? Mm-hmm.

Oh, so it is 11-11. We just said that. That's what I just said. But 11-11. You thought he spelled it? But 11-11 is 1,111. Yo, play the record, bro. Play the record, my nigga.

I don't know what the fuck he on right now. That's not a number. Oh, now he's screaming. You can't be a number and scream. He didn't do nothing wrong. If you get this shit out of here. You just got in fucking real hip-hop mode and started hating some shit. I know you were blasting your crew crew That's the wild shit about this

No, he 100% is going to be playing it This is up Joe's lane all day I don't care We're going to get in the car And Joe's going to be like Yo, yo, yo, what's the name of that guy? Text me the name of it Joe

So what? Joe, I got you Well, let people listen to the fucking record I needed you You can't say I loved you i needed you and then say you got me fucked up have you listened no no no i never did that you can't say yo you left me with nothing you got me fucked up have you listened to a joe budden album before well i'm just talking shit i'm mad you talked over my comic record

who talked over it you and Bo oh my god it wasn't me I'm just talking shit shit's hard Oh, that's my groove. This is my groove. I just don't want him to scream. I like the rest. I like to scream a bit. Wait, did she leave him? Joe, shut the fuck up, man.

He's confusing me. He's trying to figure out. This thing is stupid, man. We've been on that shit too long. man. He's confusing me. He's trying to figure out this thing's stupid, man. We've been on that shit too long. That's what's going on. Wait, if you think that I need you, you got me fucked up. You spent the whole song

just telling me you need her. Yo, you such a dick, man. Only Joe tries to decipher the record while it's playing. Like, wait. I'm listening to words. Did she leave him? Yo, you know what else I don't like

Which is a new thing that people are doing What's that Joe? Oh you're semantics man You are Semantics is words right? It is Look Semantics is the way you

Do we have to look up the word semantics? No no no When you say you're semantics man It's because you'll say some shit like, I'm not the same man today as I was yesterday, meaning like today is a new day. But it's like if you shot somebody yesterday, you still shot somebody yesterday today, though. But you'll try to say, that's not me anymore. And, nigga, it just happened 24 hours ago.

That could still not be them, but I don't even say nothing like that. But it's fine, whatever. But that's how you are. You're literal with the words Who paid you this week For your sleeping ball Nobody paid me ever But I'm gonna play

Nick Grant This one I've been listening to him a lot Nick Grant This is Black Sinatra It's Brandon's cousin One of these records I love I've heard this

Well I've been kind of Trying to Do this hip Real hip hop thing lately This is what I'm listening to He came in hard You spend it all on shoes now. He need a lawyer and he calling who? What's the boy to do? I'm a sucker nigga with these up north flows Got more hoes than my childhood wardrobe A lot of the times niggas lying they rhymes In order to live forever you gotta die on your prime

Too broke for white folk Too rich to be in the mix That's life though walking this tightrope Put your hands on mine you know the outcome Cash long like Johnny dropped a double album Balcony seats, play the cut, suit cut to a crease Smoothing in her X-Men, peep the mystique All I got is my word and my two genitals

I fuck a good, make her reach a pinnacle This is for the niggas who sneak dissing who Probably on more lean than smooth criminal Shucking and jiving, street glorifying jiggerboos When he ain't making what you make, he feel miserable Black Sinatra. Black Sinatra. Big bills, big deal, loud enough.

Got a lot, still ain't got enough. You can't have the game when we don't. Who's this? Him? Sing it? Sing it. Cause I got black cars, black truck, black driver. That's us, black tux at the opera. Money and fame, they come with more problems.

I outlive that black Sinatra. It took a nigga like JG to put me on. The rat phenom. Who else would he put the cream on? That last nigga slept though. Need it up front, quiet as Kepto. I'm like Marshawn Lynch with Shrebro. Romello, Sugar Hill.

Ghetto, what you should feel. You need a team to win. Tell Mello, recruit the skill. Never so dope. But if I had the money from doing, I wouldn't need a team to win Tell Melo recruit the skill Never so dope But if I had the money from doing I wouldn't need a deal Still I am under influence Call me Pablo

That nigga That nigga Maul is Stingy with the fade out It was only two minutes We just hit two minutes I ain't gonna fade his ass out At two minutes That's what I'm supposed to do

He ain't pay Nobody pay I know That's my point That's Nick Grant Black Sinatra I paid. I know. That's my point. That's Nick Grant, Black Sinatra. I like that. I know you do.

You like rap. I don't even have one of these plugs. I don't even like rap, but I like that. Anytime a nigga come on and just start talking about business, I like it. And a nigga always, you always know somebody Who took the flip And went straight And bought to Dr. J's And bought all the Focus sneakers

I hate niggas like that Alright Bo That's an aux cord I know right Look how you hold it It's not gonna detonate Plug that into your phone Yeah plug that right on in

You got an iPhone 4? Yeah, no, this is the 4 plus 3. That cord still goes in there. No, it don't. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Yeah, exactly.

You need to adapt it. Wait, is that the 4 or the 7? This is the 7. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You can't just play shit on a new phone. You need 80 accessories.

Yeah. But what song? I have that song because I'm a real hip-hop nigga. Headbanger. I changed it, but you can go ahead and play that. Oh, no. What did you change it to? I want to hit the half and half joint, man.

All right. I don't have that in here, but. Whoa. Where my aux go? Y'all ain't going to lie. That's hard. Redman don't get the props he deserves. Man, he really doesn't.

He does not get the credit that he deserves. He really doesn't. Oh, shit, that's the break story I was leading to. Anyway, long story short, Method Man is on the fucking breaks, right? When I was telling all that beef shit. And Method Man's doing a great job acting. And it got me to thinking not only about Redman and Method Man when they broke out and was wiling, doing all the TV show acting shit great,

but it got me thinking about our old sniper list, which got me thinking about the old, old snipers, which Method Man is on that list. Nas is on that list. I think when you start looking at some of the old snipers. Nas might still be on that list. Nas is still on that list. But when you start looking at some of them old snipers, they get the new snipers out of here. We might need to revisit our sniper list.

Before you do that Just speaking of Wu-Tang Raekwon just put out A really fucking good album This week It's consistent I suggest everyone check it out He's consistent

I'm not checking shit out Until me and him Have a conversation Shout out to him And his album is out I heard it was hard It's good I heard it was hard

And I liked I heard one of the songs It was hard Yeah It's good Yeah you can just go to you can just go to red because he killed it like for about a minute and a half at least I might let this whole thing rock.

That video was hard, too. It was all black hoodies and Tims. I get this video confused with Down With The King. It sound a little bit like Down With The King, just a little bit. Because all their videos Was in tunnels and sewers And

I don't remember what's what Down With The Headbanger Yo who was that dude That everybody used to Confuse with as Redman They used to mix them together. K-Solo. Yeah.

I think they related. Oh, they are? They did Cousins or something. Yeah, they are Cousins. Black Damien Owens. I thought K-Solo was the nicest rapper in the world when Spellbound came out, by the way. That was a great record, man. Spellbound, right?

Nobody talked about Spellbound. by the way. That was a great record, man. Spellbound, right? Nobody talked about Spellbound. Eric Simon, my man, but he got washed on a lot of EPMD records. Yeah.

He was more for beats for me. Like his beats were hard as shit. It's Sam Goody. Like a lot of your listeners ain't gonna know Who Sam Goody is They ain't gonna know What the Virgin Megastore The Wiz

HMV Anywhere where you had To leave your house To buy a CD No shit Yeah nah Eric Sermon Why they gave you

Like 80 bars Where's Redman Redman next I believe Yep There you go. I'm aligning. Sorry, that's me. Damn.

They can't even break all these bars. What is K-Solo? Yeah, that's still K-Solo. Back up off me is a clip for Uzis and guns. And then your faggots gonna off me. I'm sure you know the deal If I knock them box I knock punks out Quick like a band of Holyfield Poor rhymes and music's my solution

Subscribers of my style Here's a contribution Let's say you want a Chevrolet And parking them seats like cars And driving them seats like cars Until Redman comes on Now I'm thinking about all the old clicks Where do y'all rank

Digging in the crates? Or do I need to really have Like backpackers here to talk about that? on now i'm thinking about all the old clicks where do y'all rank uh uh digging in the crates or do i need to really have like backpackers here to talk about that i want to deal with all the hip-hop clicks that don't get mentioned like this whole conglomerate here boot camp last song yeah digging through the crates they all kind of did they solo shit? Yeah, Smith & Wesson, same thing, but yeah, Smith & Wesson had a lot of great songs, man. Oh, oh, oh,

Jesus. Yeah, I got to get out of here on that note. Anyway, fucking, are we missing anything? Watch something great

have happened tomorrow. I'm sure. I'm sure something will happen when we get home. Chris, did we miss anything that you can think of?

All right, let me check, too. Chris, did we miss anything that you can think of? All right. Let me check too. Yeah, that's about it. Thorough check there, bro. Yeah,

I thought so. That's about all I got. Ladies and gentlemen, y'all be good. Again, Everyday Struggle is premiering on Monday, so check that out. I love arguing

with fuckboys from YouTube. Where's Henny Paloozaza this week fucking Kansas. Thank God I have a fucking two weeks off next one Atlanta April 22nd, and then we're in st. Thomas the following week st Thomas like st. Thomas. Yes like the island carnival the at this point these niggas are just booking places to not even sell out They're just going to hang places to not even sell out. They're just going to hang places. We just sold 2,000 tickets

in L.A. In L.A. And sold the whole shit out. And we sold out Chicago. In St. Thomas, though. It's carnival. Oh. See, y'all just want

to go hang out places. That's what I mean. And get paid for it. What's going on with you? When are you back in L.A.? You back in Katana when? Katana tour. Watch me Katana

in the make. No, I don't know, man. Bo, we don't plug here, but let's plug. I'm plugging, so you might as well go ahead and get Tana in the make. Nah, I don't know, man. Bo, we don't plug here, but let's plug. I'm plugging, so you might as well go ahead and get a plug in. This week, I'm in Philly. Actually, I'm in Philly tomorrow at Warm Daddy's. Which is today.

Yeah, which is today. That's right. So tonight, we in Philly. Yeah, tonight I'm in Philly, Warm Daddy's. Pause. I don't want to fucking plug. I'm in Vegas this week. You know what I mean? At the Orleans Casino.

And Columbus, Ohio. At the Funny Bone. Columbus Funny Bone. April the 13th, 14th, and 15th. Man, follow Bo. Bo don't know where the fuck he at. Definitely. Definitely. On Twitter and Instagram

Bo last name B-O last name yeah follow Maul too I guess follow Maul if you can figure out how many underscores are in his name

no it's just Bo last name no it's on Maul Maul has three underscores and a lot of pregnant women on Instagram that he's following I don't have nobody

pregnant on Instagram that you're following I said and with that said thank you gentlemen for an amazing time Chris I want to thank you for your time. That you're following, I said. And with that said, thank you, gentlemen, for an amazing time. Chris, I want to thank you for your time. Pat, thank you as well.

Viewership, holla. We out, man. Oh, talk to him, Al. Hey! Niggas weren't coming outside back then. And he was a shadow in the joint, too. Get your chains and your bats. We let that rock out on the way out.

And shoot the host off your cowboy pants. Bo wrote a verse. Please listen to my demo. Bo wrote a verse. And mine. You and your squad better face the real God. Hey! Me getting burnt to hurt won't be tolerated.

I got lyrics out the uh. Forget it, I'm constantly making it. Oh, ho! Somewhere in the 80s. Bo got a verse. Nigga, Bo spin ad-libs. Yo, the other day I was singing all these Flavor Flavs.