The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 20
Episode Date: July 1, 201520 weeks! Joe, Marisa, and Rory discuss the BET awards performances, Meek Mills new album, a short therapy session, and the two segments "I'll Respond To These Emails Later" & "It Might Be Over For.."... *****If you want to write into the show and ask us for advice on something going on in your life, or would like to tell us a story, or just tell us how much you enjoy our amazing podcast email illnamethispodcastlater@gmail.com we will pick a few each week and read them on the show!***** SUBSCRIBE at itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ill-n…i=335888425&mt=2 ....and rate, comment, etc!
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                                         Alright, mic check 1-2-1-2, mic check 1-2-1-2, I will name this podcast later, episode number 20.
                                         
                                         Oh shit, that's a milestone.
                                         
                                         The Big 2-0.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         Alright, apparently Rory...
                                         
                                         Found a Flex soundboard.
                                         
                                         Somebody emailed me, a co-worker sent me a Funk Flex soundboard.
                                         
                                         It's from Complex, right?
                                         
    
                                         Bumass Rory has a bunch of shit loaded into his fucking laptop.
                                         
                                         Oh, did someone get off on the wrong foot this morning?
                                         
                                         You don't have a little drum roll, do you?
                                         
                                         That was creative.
                                         
                                         Just drop a bum on that one.
                                         
                                         Way to go.
                                         
                                         I suck too, Baxter!
                                         
                                         How many times does this have to happen to you, Charlie Brown?
                                         
    
                                         You would never kick the football!
                                         
                                         No, that was good.
                                         
                                         That's the one I was looking for.
                                         
                                         You've got little foot jokes that the listeners probably don't get that didn't listen to last week's episode.
                                         
                                         I'm really getting a kick out of that.
                                         
                                         Yes, let's say a bunch of jokes that not everyone gets.
                                         
                                         There's no background to why we're saying these jokes on the podcast.
                                         
                                         Oh, well.
                                         
    
                                         Oh, there you go.
                                         
                                         Episode number 20 of Outnamed is podcast later.
                                         
                                         Unfortunately, Marissa and Roy are still here.
                                         
                                         20 weeks.
                                         
                                         Holy shit.
                                         
                                         Well, you've done about seven weeks.
                                         
                                         Let's not do too much celebrating with you.
                                         
                                         Well, I've been here for all 20 weeks.
                                         
    
                                         You have.
                                         
                                         All right, whoop-de-doo.
                                         
                                         You haven't been on for all 20 weeks. We right what do you do you haven't been on for all 20 weeks we made fun of him for the first like 10 and
                                         
                                         Marissa's really only been good for like seven weeks thanks until her fucking
                                         
                                         crew pulled her to the side and had an intervention and she's been whack every
                                         
                                         time actually I've had so I've had so much Bay action the last couple of weeks
                                         
                                         that I could talk about it cuz fuck fuck those motherfuckers. You're out here doing it
                                         
                                         Walmart style.
                                         
    
                                         So
                                         
                                         see what happens when you let the inmates run
                                         
                                         the asylum. They just sit here and play
                                         
                                         stupid sound effects and laugh and
                                         
                                         nothing constructive
                                         
                                         goes on on this podcast. You guys are
                                         
                                         really like fucking kids. We are.
                                         
                                         We need supervision and stuff.
                                         
    
                                         So last week,
                                         
                                         for those of you
                                         
                                         who did not hear last week,
                                         
                                         last week's podcast
                                         
                                         caused quite the commotion
                                         
                                         when we did our R&B bracket.
                                         
                                         And I just want to do a follow up
                                         
                                         because we named a bunch of albums
                                         
    
                                         and we asked you guys
                                         
                                         to reach out
                                         
                                         and remind us
                                         
                                         of some of the albums
                                         
                                         that we may have been
                                         
                                         leaving off of the list.
                                         
                                         And boy, did you guys take advantage of that.
                                         
                                         We were.
                                         
    
                                         Well, let's see.
                                         
                                         What did we have?
                                         
                                         We had...
                                         
                                         I think we got killed.
                                         
                                         Drew Hill was the one we got killed the most about.
                                         
                                         Well, we named Drew Hill, but okay.
                                         
                                         A lot of you guys named a bunch of albums
                                         
                                         that we did name,
                                         
    
                                         which let me know you weren't really listening.
                                         
                                         Right.
                                         
                                         They were very preemptive.
                                         
                                         Like full conversations we had about albums
                                         
                                         and they're blowing up mentions.
                                         
                                         I think they were just tweeting though before they even got to that segment part of the podcast.
                                         
                                         Which is good.
                                         
                                         I guess you want that type of response.
                                         
    
                                         But we had, let's see, we had a lot of arguing for Erykah Badu's Mama's Gun album.
                                         
                                         They said she should have two.
                                         
                                         I saw a lot.
                                         
                                         I saw a lot of john b cool relax uh i saw a
                                         
                                         lot of dave hollister's uh chicago 85 album i think then i saw somebody say uh that t-pain's
                                         
                                         three rings i did see that yeah that was a good album i didn't think i saw ashanti's foolish
                                         
                                         i was the ashanti i had to go check the track list because i didn't believe that that should
                                         
                                         even be brought up One girl said Drake
                                         
    
                                         And I still don't
                                         
                                         But there was a lot of Ashanti ones
                                         
                                         There was Drake Take Care
                                         
                                         Which
                                         
                                         I thought about it for a second
                                         
                                         I mean it is
                                         
                                         It's not an R&B album
                                         
                                         Yeah it's not fully R&B enough
                                         
    
                                         To be included but
                                         
                                         I see where she was going
                                         
                                         I don't
                                         
                                         I think people were naming albums
                                         
                                         That had a few joints
                                         
                                         I think the purpose of this was
                                         
                                         For the most part complete albums that yeah you
                                         
                                         know had a moment in time i don't ever remember anybody saying t-pain's three rings album i mean
                                         
    
                                         it was a good album wasn't it just great front to back three rings or confessions i i never really
                                         
                                         heard that although i got the most mentions about People really offering their opinion about
                                         
                                         Future sex love sounds in the 2020 experience
                                         
                                         Oh yeah
                                         
                                         Apparently you guys think Justified is way better
                                         
                                         Than 2020 experience
                                         
                                         That was the Twitter consensus
                                         
                                         Yeah that was amazing
                                         
    
                                         I hate really listening to Twitter
                                         
                                         But okay I'll concede to that one
                                         
                                         So it's difficult
                                         
                                         I mean some people have to be left out when you do
                                         
                                         a bracket of that magnitude so you cannot include everyone i saw a lot for janelle monae's um i think
                                         
                                         that was uh archangel i could be fucking up the name but i don't know yeah uh janelle monae's
                                         
                                         album i saw some t-dra moses i saw some raheem Devon. So just know that before we compile these albums for the bracket,
                                         
                                         everything that you guys tweeted and responded with
                                         
    
                                         will be taken into consideration,
                                         
                                         and I'm sure some people will be left out.
                                         
                                         Now that that is out the way, that little R&B recap,
                                         
                                         what's up with you two dicks?
                                         
                                         Do you want to talk draft?
                                         
                                         I do. I do. I don't know if you want to talk draft? Uh, I do.
                                         
                                         I do.
                                         
                                         I don't know if I want to do it right this second.
                                         
    
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         I'd rather see if either of you have anything interesting to say about life.
                                         
                                         Oh.
                                         
                                         Um, I binge watched, uh, Power this past weekend.
                                         
                                         Very good show.
                                         
                                         Have either of you guys watched it?
                                         
                                         Yes.
                                         
                                         And I think Joe's been quite vocal on that being his favorite tv show oh well
                                         
    
                                         sorry i don't really so you like that show i missed the la la sex scene and i'm pissed about it
                                         
                                         yeah i didn't really miss too much i didn't get to that one yet we've been we stopped watching
                                         
                                         power uh power for those of you who do not know is uh the show that comes on stars saturday nights
                                         
                                         at 9 p.m they are in their time slot. I think it's a great time slot for them.
                                         
                                         They're not really up against anyone.
                                         
                                         It's doing great.
                                         
                                         It's doing great.
                                         
                                         It's a very compelling show.
                                         
    
                                         They're in their second season.
                                         
                                         Episode 5 premieres this week.
                                         
                                         I'm trying not to talk about it
                                         
                                         because I don't want to give away any spoilers
                                         
                                         for those of you who have not seen it.
                                         
                                         I am very interested to see what is going to take place with Ghost.
                                         
                                         Ghost has got himself in quite the predicament.
                                         
                                         I feel for him, man.
                                         
    
                                         Are you caught up?
                                         
                                         In his situation?
                                         
                                         In power, period.
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, all the way up until Lala's episode.
                                         
                                         So I've seen everything.
                                         
                                         Oh, so you just have not seen last week's episode where Lala's titties were.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I've seen the titties, though. I've seen the screenshots. I just don't have to. Yeah, so I've seen everything. Oh, so you just have not seen last week's episode where Lala's titties were. Yeah, I've seen the titties, though.
                                         
                                         I've seen the screenshots.
                                         
    
                                         I just don't have to watch those.
                                         
                                         Yeah, but those were bad pictures.
                                         
                                         Did it know justice?
                                         
                                         I mean, I'm not going to say that justice should be done here.
                                         
                                         But on screen, her titties looked better than in that picture.
                                         
                                         They found a bad picture, and that was that.
                                         
                                         So if you're not hip to power, I won't spoil anything for you,
                                         
                                         but you probably should binge watch and catch up because it is a really good show in my humble
                                         
    
                                         opinion um the awards took place the awards took place they were extra long this year for some
                                         
                                         reason i didn't you know if you if you're like me and you sit there and you watch the pre-show for however long that is, an hour or maybe an hour and a half.
                                         
                                         I don't fucking know.
                                         
                                         And then the awards come on for this year was four.
                                         
                                         It was about four and a half.
                                         
                                         No, it wasn't about.
                                         
                                         It was a little bit over four hours, actually.
                                         
                                         But it was a very well put together show this year.
                                         
    
                                         I wouldn't know anything about how shows are put together.
                                         
                                         I mean, it's usually pretty like, eh.
                                         
                                         No, I hate attending award shows.
                                         
                                         Oh, they're so boring.
                                         
                                         And while I was watching,
                                         
                                         all I could do was feel for the people
                                         
                                         that had to sit there.
                                         
                                         For four hours?
                                         
    
                                         They sat there for way longer than that.
                                         
                                         So, I have a question,
                                         
                                         because you've gone to more than,
                                         
                                         I've only gone to the one hip hop awards
                                         
                                         that we were all in Atlanta for
                                         
                                         That year in 2012
                                         
                                         I don't know if it's just that
                                         
                                         Or do they all like
                                         
    
                                         Start, stop, re-tape
                                         
                                         Like they did
                                         
                                         Like is that how
                                         
                                         All of those shows go?
                                         
                                         Yeah you stop
                                         
                                         And you film again
                                         
                                         Yeah damn
                                         
                                         I thought maybe
                                         
    
                                         Because that's pre-recorded
                                         
                                         It's a little bit different
                                         
                                         But
                                         
                                         No no all of them
                                         
                                         I mean you have to sit there
                                         
                                         Through the commercial break
                                         
                                         Sometimes you gotta re-take
                                         
                                         A few things here and there
                                         
    
                                         But I mean, award shows, period
                                         
                                         If you're not nominated, if you're not performing
                                         
                                         If you're not doing anything to contribute to the actual show
                                         
                                         I'm not going
                                         
                                         Is it open bar at least?
                                         
                                         Not at this one, I know
                                         
                                         I saw my boy mad as hell
                                         
                                         They were charging like $18 beers
                                         
    
                                         Jesus
                                         
                                         All you ever care about is the fucking open bar.
                                         
                                         I really enjoyed
                                         
                                         a four hour thing
                                         
                                         I'm not going to enjoy.
                                         
                                         With celebs,
                                         
                                         you would think that there would be.
                                         
                                         And you can't eat
                                         
    
                                         in the fucking award shows.
                                         
                                         And you can't use your phone.
                                         
                                         They like keep coming
                                         
                                         to your section
                                         
                                         and yelling at you.
                                         
                                         Especially if you're not a celebrity.
                                         
                                         Yeah,
                                         
                                         and going to the bathroom,
                                         
    
                                         if you're stuck outside,
                                         
                                         when they start taping again,
                                         
                                         then you're just stuck outside. And they got like the seat fillers
                                         
                                         Going in and out
                                         
                                         It's a big hassle
                                         
                                         I really did enjoy
                                         
                                         The bad boy tribute
                                         
                                         Super cool
                                         
    
                                         Section
                                         
                                         I didn't really care that Puffy fell
                                         
                                         Like everybody else did
                                         
                                         I mean you would fall too
                                         
                                         If there's a big
                                         
                                         If there's a big ass gap
                                         
                                         If the ground disappears
                                         
                                         Where it was supposed to be
                                         
    
                                         While you're dancing
                                         
                                         Chances are you are going to fall
                                         
                                         So that was great
                                         
                                         They left B5 out of the tribute
                                         
                                         That was saddening
                                         
                                         I would have liked to see Summer Rain, Carl Thomas
                                         
                                         I really would have loved For Shine to come out
                                         
                                         And do a
                                         
    
                                         He's like not allowed
                                         
                                         In this country
                                         
                                         Bad boys would have
                                         
                                         Collapsed that hole
                                         
                                         Carl Thomas
                                         
                                         They said
                                         
                                         I think Steph tweeted
                                         
                                         That she actually saw him
                                         
    
                                         In the parking lot
                                         
                                         Or something
                                         
                                         And so no one has any idea
                                         
                                         Why he didn't actually
                                         
                                         Come out
                                         
                                         Duh
                                         
                                         Because he was
                                         
                                         In the parking lot
                                         
    
                                         Clearly something important
                                         
                                         Was going on
                                         
                                         In the parking lot
                                         
                                         But if Shine would have came out and said,
                                         
                                         Now tell me who won the fuck with Dose.
                                         
                                         Oh my goodness gracious.
                                         
                                         That would have been cool.
                                         
                                         Oh, that place would have burnt down.
                                         
    
                                         Hopefully.
                                         
                                         Hopefully.
                                         
                                         Because today's hip hop fans, I don't know what the fuck these guys enjoy.
                                         
                                         It would have been even funnier if he was dressed like an acidic Jew while he did it.
                                         
                                         Oh my jeez.
                                         
                                         And his curls were waving instead of dreads.
                                         
                                         Like just fucking flaring in the wind
                                         
                                         Yeah but I guess Shine didn't want to do it
                                         
    
                                         Being petty because of that whole
                                         
                                         Doing 8 years in jail thing
                                         
                                         He's legitimately not allowed in this country I believe
                                         
                                         Yeah just get over it Shine
                                         
                                         Even if he was allowed in the country
                                         
                                         I don't think he would do it
                                         
                                         I don't think he wants to be anywhere near
                                         
                                         That little old jail bed
                                         
    
                                         Yeah man get over it
                                         
                                         Only 8 years.
                                         
                                         I did an overnighter once.
                                         
                                         It wasn't too bad.
                                         
                                         Did you really?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Who hasn't done overnighters?
                                         
                                         Me.
                                         
    
                                         Oh.
                                         
                                         Well.
                                         
                                         All right, guys.
                                         
                                         What'd you do an overnighter for?
                                         
                                         Yeah, I would love to hear this tale.
                                         
                                         I'm not going to tell on myself.
                                         
                                         I learned the code of the street when I was in there overnight.
                                         
                                         No, I was in there.
                                         
    
                                         I've had warrants for tickets DUI
                                         
                                         Just petty shit
                                         
                                         Nothing
                                         
                                         Hopping over turnstiles
                                         
                                         Tickets I forgot to pay
                                         
                                         All petty shit
                                         
                                         Such a rebel without a cause
                                         
                                         Roy is
                                         
    
                                         Such a fucking
                                         
                                         Fake black guy
                                         
                                         Everything about this guy's
                                         
                                         Fucking life
                                         
                                         Just doesn't scream
                                         
                                         I'm white
                                         
                                         And I appreciate
                                         
                                         My white privilege I disagree Why are you Hopping over a turnstile about this guy's fucking life just doesn't scream i'm white and i appreciate my white i disagree
                                         
    
                                         why are you hopping over a turnstile that was years and years and years ago you were white
                                         
                                         years and years and years i know i'm talking about my age you were like a teenager you were
                                         
                                         a white teenager i'm aware why teenagers hop turnstiles not white teenagers yes they do
                                         
                                         that's my point something you're something went wrong in life that you as a white teenager were busy hopping the train turns down.
                                         
                                         Just because you got VH1 therapy doesn't mean you know everything.
                                         
                                         No, you need some fucking VH1 therapy.
                                         
                                         Who else did they leave off?
                                         
                                         Black Rob.
                                         
    
                                         G-Dap is in jail.
                                         
                                         Black Rob, I'm not sure where he is.
                                         
                                         Loon, I don't think is.
                                         
                                         Oh, he's in jail too.
                                         
                                         Yeah, and he lost his shit.
                                         
                                         So now they're doing a bad boy tour.
                                         
                                         Is that true? I didn't read that.
                                         
                                         Stevie J announced it.
                                         
    
                                         They're doing a bad boy tour
                                         
                                         and that might actually be a good
                                         
                                         tour. That'd be pretty cool
                                         
                                         if they bring the whole cast of characters.
                                         
                                         Well, that is the point of
                                         
                                         the bad boy tour, Marissa. To bring the whole cast of characters. Well, that is the point of the Bad Boy tour, Marissa.
                                         
                                         I mean, you know.
                                         
                                         To bring the whole cast of characters.
                                         
    
                                         They might be really, really busy.
                                         
                                         French's schmoney performance.
                                         
                                         I love French, and I love his version of that song,
                                         
                                         but it was not placed properly.
                                         
                                         It shouldn't really have been in there to begin with.
                                         
                                         It shouldn't have been done.
                                         
                                         And why that?
                                         
                                         I mean, I guess it's to show love to Shmurda, but it was just a weird one.
                                         
    
                                         I don't know if it was to show love to Shmurda.
                                         
                                         I just think that that record works for French.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         What's French's biggest record?
                                         
                                         Probably Pop That.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I might agree with that.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         It would have to be Pop That.
                                         
                                         It would have to be Pop That.
                                         
                                         But like regionally too.
                                         
                                         No, yeah, Pop That. Pop That might have went off. Yeah. No, it definitely would have went off. it but like regionally to um no yeah pop that pop
                                         
                                         that might have went off yeah no it definitely would have went off people fuck that record
                                         
                                         goes crazy in this club i don't think that any french record would have been placed properly
                                         
                                         within the set yeah because of what was going on like that was a real nostalgic moment and french
                                         
                                         is very current it's tough when you go faith Faith Evans and then someone comes out and says,
                                         
    
                                         you fucked Breezy Ho. It just doesn't really add up.
                                         
                                         Yeah. Well, they did the same exact show
                                         
                                         in February for All Star.
                                         
                                         And the remix didn't really sound
                                         
                                         the same with boy being
                                         
                                         replaced.
                                         
                                         Being used to replace nigga.
                                         
                                         It's just much better with nigga.
                                         
    
                                         What else happened at this
                                         
                                         award show?
                                         
                                         I was a little disappointed in Janet's tribute.
                                         
                                         I felt like that could have been longer and, yeah, just longer.
                                         
                                         Ciara did her thing, though.
                                         
                                         Really enjoyed the Smokey Robinson tribute.
                                         
                                         Yeah, it was great.
                                         
                                         That was beautiful and amazing.
                                         
    
                                         I never want to hear Alicia Keys in The Weeknd perform Earn It live ever again in my life.
                                         
                                         I read that he was pissed about that, that they felt like he was trying to take away his star power by adding Alicia to his situation.
                                         
                                         And he threw a bitch fit and left, and that's why he wasn't there at the end of the show.
                                         
                                         I guess he won an award or something that he wasn't there to accept.
                                         
                                         That's why.
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, he wasn't there when he was just there.
                                         
                                         Yep, that was why.
                                         
                                         I thought that was a bit awkward. So what was that, a surprise? He didn't there when he was just there yeah yep that was why i thought that
                                         
    
                                         was a bit awkward so what was that a surprise he didn't know that alicia was performing like
                                         
                                         they didn't rehearse it i guess he i don't know he was probably mad like i was at how it went
                                         
                                         yeah that sounded way better in rehearsal yeah earn it earn it is one of my favorite records
                                         
                                         currently at the moment and for them to butcher that song that way,
                                         
                                         I won't even say them.
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, them.
                                         
                                         Alicia.
                                         
                                         Yeah, her.
                                         
    
                                         Alicia Moore.
                                         
                                         Yeah, her.
                                         
                                         Did you see on Twitter they put the,
                                         
                                         instead of bring back our girls,
                                         
                                         it was Alicia holding a sign that said bring back my vocals.
                                         
                                         Oh, that's not nice.
                                         
                                         Yeah, but when has Alicia Keys ever been like?
                                         
                                         She had a much stronger singing voice than she has lately.
                                         
    
                                         How's Alicia Keys for Halloween in ninth grade?
                                         
                                         With the braids to the front.
                                         
                                         I mean, like, since she met...
                                         
                                         You're a hamburger!
                                         
                                         See, I don't even understand that sound effect.
                                         
                                         How is that relevant to anything?
                                         
                                         He was calling her a hamburger for being Alicia Keys.
                                         
                                         It's not even funny.
                                         
    
                                         It's fucking whack.
                                         
                                         What was that fucking bonus? Oh, what else happened? What else happened? He was calling me a hamburger for being Alicia Keys. It's not even funny. It's fucking whack. I thought it was funny.
                                         
                                         What was that fucking bum ass laugh?
                                         
                                         What else happened?
                                         
                                         What else happened?
                                         
                                         What else happened?
                                         
                                         I enjoyed Tamar Braxton and K. Michelle being besties.
                                         
                                         I didn't know about their beef.
                                         
    
                                         And then Patty coming out and taking everybody to school.
                                         
                                         That was really great.
                                         
                                         Snatching them wings.
                                         
                                         That was a wonderful, wonderful moment.
                                         
                                         Damn, what else? Did anyone notice when wilson came out and did that like one bar he sounded exactly like the recording
                                         
                                         well charlie wilson will always sound exactly like the recording like it's just charlie wilson
                                         
                                         patty labelle like uh smoky like some of the some you know it's just different yeah just this
                                         
                                         generation you guys all you want to do is hop around like fucking bunny rabbits and shit.
                                         
    
                                         Whipping Nanny and shit.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         What else?
                                         
                                         Oh, I really enjoyed all of the different pictures that I screenshotted of Meek looking at Nikki.
                                         
                                         That's so cute.
                                         
                                         I keep hearing women say that.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         What is cute about that?
                                         
    
                                         I keep hearing women say that.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         What is cute about that?
                                         
                                         I just like how he adores her,
                                         
                                         and he is very happy to have gotten the woman of his dreams, and he's treating it like such.
                                         
                                         How do you know how he's treating it?
                                         
                                         How do you know?
                                         
                                         It's a picture of a facial expression.
                                         
    
                                         He could have been looking past Nikki for all you knew.
                                         
                                         Yo, girls are such fucking idiots, man.
                                         
                                         Can we be saps and suckers for love?
                                         
                                         That's all.
                                         
                                         But, I mean, makes sense.
                                         
                                         I love the way that he is.
                                         
                                         I like how he looks at her.
                                         
                                         They didn't even hug when he won an award.
                                         
    
                                         She won an award.
                                         
                                         Whichever one won an award.
                                         
                                         Oh, because he seems a little awkward.
                                         
                                         I don't think he's used to this.
                                         
                                         He does do that awkward stand whenever Nikki's doing something.
                                         
                                         Yo, do you see that stand when she was posing on the red carpet?
                                         
                                         He didn't know how to move.
                                         
                                         Yeah, he kind of just puts his, he folds his hands and kind of just stands there
                                         
    
                                         with stiff knees.
                                         
                                         Yeah, he looks like someone that...
                                         
                                         Yeah, part of my problem with that
                                         
                                         is that Meek's music is too hard.
                                         
                                         Meek's music is too hard for me to look at him
                                         
                                         with this fucking sappy fuck shit.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Like, be the hardcore guy
                                         
    
                                         that I'm sure
                                         
                                         she was attracted to
                                         
                                         at some point.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         It's nasty.
                                         
                                         I hate everything about it.
                                         
                                         I hate seeing that.
                                         
                                         I'm glad a dark-skinned guy
                                         
    
                                         is behaving this way.
                                         
                                         Take the heat off of y'all
                                         
                                         for a minute.
                                         
                                         No, I'm just saying,
                                         
                                         I don't think
                                         
                                         light-skinned niggas,
                                         
                                         we not moving like that, B.
                                         
                                         Oh, please.
                                         
    
                                         Name one.
                                         
                                         Name one.
                                         
                                         Name one. They all in my my inbox so you can't name
                                         
                                         i can't no exactly like guys we we used to get in the bad bitch like yeah that's true he's all
                                         
                                         oh yeah he agon branding like yeah he like he just fucking like this bitch just stepped off
                                         
                                         of fucking mars and it's like the only girl oh my god
                                         
                                         just hate it all
                                         
                                         but
                                         
    
                                         but I do appreciate
                                         
                                         them both
                                         
                                         keeping
                                         
                                         keeping
                                         
                                         the hope of love
                                         
                                         alive
                                         
                                         Meek's album
                                         
                                         came out
                                         
    
                                         dreams worth more
                                         
                                         than money
                                         
                                         money
                                         
                                         no just
                                         
                                         worth more than money
                                         
                                         period
                                         
                                         I get confused
                                         
                                         with all the mixtapes it's too much dreams it's too much money it's just dreams worth more than money. Period. I get confused. With all the mixtapes.
                                         
    
                                         It's too much dreams and too much money.
                                         
                                         It's just dreams worth more than money.
                                         
                                         I can't add it all up.
                                         
                                         I think it's dreams worth more than money.
                                         
                                         I think so.
                                         
                                         Meek's album came out on Monday.
                                         
                                         Sunday night.
                                         
                                         Sunday night.
                                         
    
                                         Which was Monday.
                                         
                                         Same shit.
                                         
                                         During the award show.
                                         
                                         I thought that was pretty interesting.
                                         
                                         I'm not quite certain why he would take
                                         
                                         that approach he was capitalizing off of his performance at the vet typically people were at
                                         
                                         home they were watching him with the biggest female rap artist in the world oh that makes
                                         
                                         sense and he said let me put my artist do that a lot but yeah but but the sales won't i was just
                                         
    
                                         about to say like in this era of like,
                                         
                                         well.
                                         
                                         Well, he had the number one album
                                         
                                         off pre-sales.
                                         
                                         Already.
                                         
                                         actually,
                                         
                                         the charts close on Sunday nights,
                                         
                                         so he's actually going to get
                                         
    
                                         a leg up on everyone
                                         
                                         and he's going to get
                                         
                                         a full seven days versus.
                                         
                                         No,
                                         
                                         he's not.
                                         
                                         Yeah,
                                         
                                         he will because it's going to be
                                         
                                         calculated from Monday
                                         
    
                                         until Sunday now
                                         
                                         and he will come,
                                         
                                         he will appear on the charts
                                         
                                         next Wednesday
                                         
                                         when they release the next charts,
                                         
                                         whereas people only, their first weeks are only ever tuesday to sunday so honestly he's getting
                                         
                                         a couple more days than people one more day no i disagree with that no i think you're wrong i'm not
                                         
                                         certain but i think you're wrong if that were the case why isn't everybody releasing their album on
                                         
    
                                         a monday because the the date is tuesday that's just the day to release music that's not a viable
                                         
                                         if that's not going going on getting an extra day of sales is not going out on a limb.
                                         
                                         That's smart.
                                         
                                         I mean, and I don't think the hard copy was probably in store until Tuesday.
                                         
                                         Can we find out the cycle?
                                         
                                         It is.
                                         
                                         The Nielsen cycle, please.
                                         
                                         Just so we can be sure.
                                         
    
                                         It ends on Sunday night.
                                         
                                         Since Rory has Wi-Fi up, we can find these things out.
                                         
                                         If that's the case, then everybody should put their album out on a Monday.
                                         
                                         Actually, starting August, I want to say 11th. I might be making that day up, but it's now going to be Friday. out um if that's the case then everybody should put their album out on a actually starting august
                                         
                                         i want to say 11th i might be making that day up but um it's now going to be friday
                                         
                                         new universal day friday friday to what um no albums come out fridays so the charts whatever
                                         
                                         i don't know i didn't read that part oh you're really giving listeners something substantial
                                         
                                         instead of tuesdays it's coming coming out Fridays The point of this conversation is
                                         
    
                                         To figure out
                                         
                                         What benefit there is to albums
                                         
                                         Coming out on a Monday
                                         
                                         Or a Friday
                                         
                                         Where the sales week starts and ends
                                         
                                         Sound scan tracking week
                                         
                                         Runs numbers from Monday to Sunday
                                         
                                         Thank you
                                         
    
                                         From Monday to Sunday
                                         
                                         According to books.google.com
                                         
                                         Backslash some book
                                         
                                         Gonna assume that they are correct
                                         
                                         Also it's the same thing
                                         
                                         He's getting an extra day
                                         
                                         Yeah he's just getting an extra day
                                         
                                         He's not getting an extra day
                                         
    
                                         He is
                                         
                                         It ends on Sunday
                                         
                                         He's not getting an extra day
                                         
                                         Because if it comes out on Tuesday
                                         
                                         Or you say in Sunday.
                                         
                                         Yeah, so he gets Monday now.
                                         
                                         See, I feel like that has changed.
                                         
                                         It hasn't.
                                         
    
                                         I don't remember it being that way.
                                         
                                         I'm not up on my sense.
                                         
                                         I'm going to look this up.
                                         
                                         I feel like that's definitely changed.
                                         
                                         I'm very up on it.
                                         
                                         I have to report the charts every single week.
                                         
                                         It closes out on a Sunday night.
                                         
                                         No, I've been having to report it for Flex
                                         
    
                                         Since 2010
                                         
                                         My digital game is serious
                                         
                                         Exactly
                                         
                                         And here we are with Sound Effect
                                         
                                         Did either of you hear the Meek album?
                                         
                                         Yes I listened to it with you
                                         
                                         If you were not supposed to tell the world that you listened to it
                                         
                                         Fucking idiot
                                         
    
                                         Okay well what did you think?
                                         
                                         I liked about 5 or 6 records on it
                                         
                                         I thought that classic beat is crazy
                                         
                                         I wish I had the track list in front of me
                                         
                                         I liked the record with the weekend pulling up
                                         
                                         I'm not huge on the Drake record
                                         
                                         I don't think it's as great as everyone is making it out to seem
                                         
                                         Was it as good as their last one?
                                         
    
                                         Was it Amen?
                                         
                                         I like Amen better than this one
                                         
                                         This Drake record
                                         
                                         They will force down your throat
                                         
                                         They absolutely will And i will end up
                                         
                                         knowing all the lyrics by the end of the month and it'll be in the clubs um i think we should
                                         
                                         introduce that uh as a segment i think we should start trying to guess what's going to be forced
                                         
                                         upon us no no no that's real easy everything will be forced upon us uh i think we should start attempting to guess what albums will do.
                                         
    
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         Numbers wise.
                                         
                                         We used to do that in the office with Kevin Lyles.
                                         
                                         We used to do that in my house all the time.
                                         
                                         And let me just say, I think that I'm winning that game as far as my guesses go.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Someone actually owes me a pair of sneakers For my bet On August L.C.
                                         
                                         Corey might even
                                         
    
                                         Owe me money
                                         
                                         From
                                         
                                         Jeezy and Ross's
                                         
                                         Albums way back when
                                         
                                         He said Ross
                                         
                                         Was gonna do more
                                         
                                         No no no
                                         
                                         We were just guessing numbers
                                         
    
                                         I bet August
                                         
                                         Would do over 50
                                         
                                         With
                                         
                                         I don't know
                                         
                                         What the hell
                                         
                                         Is his name
                                         
                                         Niles
                                         
                                         Way to go Marissa
                                         
    
                                         He owes me A pair of sneakers anyway Really appreciate it So let's do that this week I don't know. What the hell is his name? Niles? Way to go, Marissa.
                                         
                                         He owes me a pair of sneakers anyway.
                                         
                                         Really appreciate it.
                                         
                                         So let's do that this week.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         You guys have Meek doing what?
                                         
                                         This is a tough call because he hasn't... He's got star power though.
                                         
                                         He's got star power.
                                         
    
                                         He's got now Nikki promoting. He's been hot between 40 and 60 seeing this first week sales 40 and 60 what yeah he doesn't have i was gonna say 205 oh that's hot
                                         
                                         yeah marissa scares me marissa has a blog though she's in no that's my point like seriously well
                                         
                                         i guess i guess rocky did pretty high too he was in the hundreds i'm going 205 no i think that's
                                         
                                         too high uh maybe i'll up it to now don't change it stick to your fucking guns don't have anyone
                                         
                                         else's reaction alter now maybe I wasn't considering all factors.
                                         
                                         I don't think 200,
                                         
                                         though. I don't think more than 150.
                                         
                                         I don't think any more than 150.
                                         
    
                                         But I think that's way high.
                                         
                                         Give me a between. He will do between A and B.
                                         
                                         Between 60 and 125.
                                         
                                         No, Marissa.
                                         
                                         A smaller window.
                                         
                                         Between 0 and 150,000
                                         
                                         What is wrong with this girl
                                         
                                         Cause I really can't call it to be honest
                                         
    
                                         It scares me that she's in the industry
                                         
                                         With this train of thought
                                         
                                         Okay I'm not into forecasting numbers here
                                         
                                         But I really don't
                                         
                                         So put in perspective
                                         
                                         His first album
                                         
                                         No you're not helping her
                                         
                                         With her fucking numbers
                                         
    
                                         Yeah but he had singles
                                         
                                         He doesn't have a single on radio right now which is where I'm basing this on.
                                         
                                         All right, well, I just need a smaller window from you.
                                         
                                         80 to 110.
                                         
                                         It's a $30,000 thing.
                                         
                                         Oh, can we get a $20,000?
                                         
                                         Can we get a $20,000 differential?
                                         
                                         That's a pretty...
                                         
    
                                         30 is not a huge gap.
                                         
                                         Let me...
                                         
                                         I'm going to put you on...
                                         
                                         No, we're not doing that.
                                         
                                         We're going to...
                                         
                                         Because that's no fun.
                                         
                                         Anybody could do fucking within 30,000 records.
                                         
                                         So we'll put you at 90 to 110.
                                         
    
                                         All right.
                                         
                                         Yeah?
                                         
                                         Yeah, I'm cool with that.
                                         
                                         Are you sticking with that?
                                         
                                         I'm cool with that, yeah.
                                         
                                         We should be able to win something weekly with this.
                                         
                                         What are we going to give each other?
                                         
                                         I don't know.
                                         
    
                                         I'll figure it out later.
                                         
                                         Rory, you are at 205.
                                         
                                         I will lower that by 20K for my range there.
                                         
                                         Can I hear why we're going with these numbers?
                                         
                                         I think off how many pre-sales he did.
                                         
                                         He was number one album with just pre-sales.
                                         
                                         It was the first night, though.
                                         
                                         You're always the number one. No, this is before, off his pre-sales he did. He was number one album with just pre-sales. It was the first night though. You're always the number one.
                                         
    
                                         No, this is before.
                                         
                                         Off his pre-sales.
                                         
                                         Oh, okay.
                                         
                                         I think with his recent push
                                         
                                         of popularity,
                                         
                                         more people are supporting him.
                                         
                                         Off the reaction
                                         
                                         of everyone with this album
                                         
    
                                         and what they thought about it,
                                         
                                         I think it's going to go up to 200.
                                         
                                         And I also don't doubt
                                         
                                         Nicki's fan base.
                                         
                                         They will support anything that she supports
                                         
                                         and she is supporting support safari she didn't support safari what the fuck are you talking about
                                         
                                         she didn't all right so safari put out an album when they were publicly out together
                                         
                                         no no no it's totally different those are apples and oranges and you know that
                                         
    
                                         you said they would support anything that she supports. When did she support
                                         
                                         Sephora in public? Oh, they knew that that
                                         
                                         was her man. And when did Sephora put out
                                         
                                         an album at the same power as Meek Mill?
                                         
                                         Well, thankfully he hasn't. He did put
                                         
                                         out songs when they were together, but the fans also knew
                                         
                                         her real barbs knew that he would only
                                         
                                         put out songs when they would fight.
                                         
    
                                         Her real barbs. I'm not doubting
                                         
                                         her fucking fan base. Marissa's one of her real
                                         
                                         barbs. If you hear Marissa her real barbs knew. You not doubting her fucking family. Marissa is one of her real barbs. If you hear Marissa, her real barbs, new.
                                         
                                         You mean you.
                                         
                                         What the fuck?
                                         
                                         I'm a proud barb.
                                         
                                         What do I want to give Meek?
                                         
                                         Well, the album is better than his last album.
                                         
    
                                         To me, anyway.
                                         
                                         This is going to sound really silly.
                                         
                                         Is this the moment
                                         
                                         that Meek finally sells more than Wale?
                                         
                                         What did Wale do first week?
                                         
                                         He had a good fucking first week.
                                         
                                         He did.
                                         
                                         He did.
                                         
    
                                         It was a phenomenal album.
                                         
                                         One,
                                         
                                         I want to say,
                                         
                                         damn it. Over 150 bro
                                         
                                         I feel like it was over
                                         
                                         Nah it wasn't over 150
                                         
                                         I think it might have been 140
                                         
                                         Or 150
                                         
    
                                         Well we can google it
                                         
                                         We can find out
                                         
                                         That's what Wi-Fi is for
                                         
                                         I'll tell you in one second
                                         
                                         Alright
                                         
                                         It should be in the opening sentence
                                         
                                         In the first paragraph
                                         
                                         All the way up
                                         
    
                                         You know normally
                                         
                                         There's an interesting dynamic
                                         
                                         Between Meek and Wale
                                         
                                         Because Wale
                                         
                                         He only did 88 only did 88,000
                                         
                                         Yeah
                                         
                                         Yeah
                                         
                                         According to Wikipedia
                                         
    
                                         Alright so this is definitely
                                         
                                         When Meek makes the jump
                                         
                                         And sells more than Wale
                                         
                                         But you know that's interesting
                                         
                                         Because of the way that
                                         
                                         Albums are released now
                                         
                                         You know
                                         
                                         They're released with
                                         
    
                                         Less of a rollout They are released now, you know, they're released with less of a rollout.
                                         
                                         They're released with no single.
                                         
                                         You know, they're kind of just given to the fans because, you know, content is in high demand right now.
                                         
                                         And fans had enough of just waiting and listening to all this bullshit and listening to you promote and dates and all this fuck shit.
                                         
                                         So I think that that you know while
                                         
                                         he's always been a huge radio artist for sure he's always had a huge radio single at least one
                                         
                                         and that's where he always had the edge over meek but with the way that albums are being released i
                                         
                                         think that kind of caters right to meek's lane um i too will not doubt um the campaign that him and nicky have been on for months um
                                         
    
                                         i too will not doubt that all the songs that he has chronicling him and nicky
                                         
                                         fucking and meeting in the hot tub on perks and all types of shit um there's a Drake record there.
                                         
                                         It's a highly anticipated album.
                                         
                                         It's being well received.
                                         
                                         It has been very anticipated.
                                         
                                         But I don't think white people are buying it.
                                         
                                         So I can't break them over two.
                                         
                                         I can't give them over 200 because I don't think white people are buying it.
                                         
    
                                         And I don't know how many women
                                         
                                         are rushing to buy it.
                                         
                                         Also true. Although, like we said,
                                         
                                         the Nicki fans, there will be a bigger...
                                         
                                         What did Big Sean do?
                                         
                                         I think that's a better parameter.
                                         
                                         Women are buying Big Sean's album.
                                         
                                         Do Big Sean, Dark Sky Paradise, Wiki.
                                         
    
                                         Big Sean did...
                                         
                                         He did like $180, $170. This is off memory. Don Sean did, he did like 180, 170.
                                         
                                         This is off memory.
                                         
                                         Don't quote me.
                                         
                                         We're looking it up.
                                         
                                         I'm not ready to give Meek more than Sean.
                                         
                                         He did 173.
                                         
                                         Nice.
                                         
    
                                         That was good.
                                         
                                         I'm not giving Meek higher than Sean.
                                         
                                         Higher than Sean?
                                         
                                         Nope.
                                         
                                         Because Sean had I Don't Fuck With You.
                                         
                                         I'm going between 140.
                                         
                                         I really want to say 130.
                                         
                                         But I'll go 140 to 160, maybe 150.
                                         
    
                                         No, I'm not going 170. I'll go 140 to 160. All right to... No, I'm not going 170.
                                         
                                         I'll go 140 to 160.
                                         
                                         All right, so let's mark this.
                                         
                                         I'm happy with that.
                                         
                                         Marissa's 90 to 110.
                                         
                                         Roar's is what?
                                         
                                         I was 195 to 205.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
    
                                         No, 185.
                                         
                                         No, 185 to 205.
                                         
                                         And you're 160.
                                         
                                         Omadi's the lowest.
                                         
                                         I'm next.
                                         
                                         Say them one more time so I can write them.
                                         
                                         Marissa, 90 to 110.
                                         
                                         I got 140 to 160.
                                         
    
                                         All right, we don't need
                                         
                                         the dead silence,
                                         
                                         so I guess I'll talk.
                                         
                                         We don't need to watch Rory.
                                         
                                         Speaking of new music,
                                         
                                         you put out a record yesterday.
                                         
                                         Oh, you did?
                                         
                                         That was very exciting.
                                         
    
                                         I put out a record yesterday,
                                         
                                         Fuck Em All,
                                         
                                         which of course E1 changed the name
                                         
                                         because we couldn't say Fuck Em All for their little plan.
                                         
                                         So it's F-Em All, and it sounds real faggoty and whack as F-Em All.
                                         
                                         Who says F-Em anything?
                                         
                                         But it's Fuck Em All.
                                         
                                         Who made the artwork?
                                         
    
                                         Listen, who wrote it down?
                                         
                                         Who wrote my name?
                                         
                                         Yeah, because I was like,
                                         
                                         it doesn't look like a bamboo slice cover at all.
                                         
                                         It wasn't Bam.
                                         
                                         I did reach out to Bam.
                                         
                                         He took a little while.
                                         
                                         But yeah,
                                         
    
                                         Fuck Em All,
                                         
                                         available on iTunes
                                         
                                         right this second.
                                         
                                         You can get it produced
                                         
                                         by Dahi.
                                         
                                         Who makes your record?
                                         
                                         Who makes your record?
                                         
                                         I like it.
                                         
    
                                         I was going to say.
                                         
                                         I like it too.
                                         
                                         You were on Twitter
                                         
                                         whiling about the album last night. You're tweeting the girls Cool Mix Your Record I like it I was gonna say I like it too You were on Twitter While in about
                                         
                                         About the album last night
                                         
                                         Tweeting the girls
                                         
                                         That you're rapping about
                                         
                                         And shit
                                         
    
                                         I was just talking shit
                                         
                                         Yeah okay
                                         
                                         What happened I missed it
                                         
                                         I was going on each girl's
                                         
                                         I was like oh okay
                                         
                                         Who's this
                                         
                                         I don't remember
                                         
                                         I went to sleep early
                                         
    
                                         What happened
                                         
                                         Fill me in
                                         
                                         Joe was tweeting about
                                         
                                         Who got bars on
                                         
                                         All of Lost
                                         
                                         And he was adding
                                         
                                         He added
                                         
                                         He was adding bitches
                                         
    
                                         Yeah he added Blue Jam He added. Yeah. He added blue jam.
                                         
                                         He added,
                                         
                                         could you not fucking name people that I fucking had?
                                         
                                         You named them,
                                         
                                         bruh.
                                         
                                         So they're on Twitter.
                                         
                                         And then I deleted the tweet.
                                         
                                         So they don't exist anymore.
                                         
    
                                         Speaking of light skin messiness,
                                         
                                         this guy saying light skin guys aren't doing shit.
                                         
                                         No,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
    
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
    
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
    
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
    
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
    
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no,
                                         
    
                                         no,
                                         
                                         no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no that's not what i said that's not what i said i said light-skinned guys move in a certain manner because they're used to getting the bad bitches yeah like and then
                                         
                                         tweeting about them apparently yeah like what were the text messages when you ever seen when
                                         
                                         you ever seen drake move like this uh in every song uh i'm talking about in real life like me
                                         
                                         you're talking about yeah oh okay I thought you meant like you
                                         
                                         Yeah no
                                         
                                         Drake this Madonna
                                         
                                         He did
                                         
    
                                         In a huge capacity
                                         
                                         Drake this Rihanna
                                         
                                         Drake is the
                                         
                                         Drake's man sometimes
                                         
                                         Drake is light skin
                                         
                                         Yeah
                                         
                                         That's what light skin people do
                                         
                                         So what type of text messages
                                         
    
                                         Did you get from these women
                                         
                                         None
                                         
                                         Well the one girl
                                         
                                         I didn't know not to text no real nigga
                                         
                                         I was just fucking
                                         
                                         Lying like shit I'm not lying She was laughing She seemed cool I. Well, the one girl... They don't have to text no real nigga. They're fucking lying like shit.
                                         
                                         The one girl,
                                         
                                         she was laughing.
                                         
    
                                         She seemed cool.
                                         
                                         I didn't see
                                         
                                         the other girl's reaction, but...
                                         
                                         First of all,
                                         
                                         I was just talking shit.
                                         
                                         That's number one.
                                         
                                         Number two,
                                         
                                         these women are my friends.
                                         
    
                                         Like, they're friends of mine.
                                         
                                         That's number two.
                                         
                                         Number three,
                                         
                                         bitches don't have to text
                                         
                                         no real ass nigga
                                         
                                         with no fuck shit.
                                         
                                         What the fuck is you talking about?
                                         
                                         I ain't like...
                                         
    
                                         You got it, bro.
                                         
                                         Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
                                         
                                         My bad.
                                         
                                         Let's be perfectly clear.
                                         
                                         Like, you, Rory, hop to turn style guy at 16 years old, you might get angry text messages
                                         
                                         from women dictating your entire life and how you should and shouldn't behave.
                                         
                                         Right?
                                         
                                         But not you.
                                         
    
                                         And maybe I got these text messages at your age.
                                         
                                         At,
                                         
                                         how old are you again?
                                         
                                         19?
                                         
                                         So you're 19.
                                         
                                         So,
                                         
                                         so yeah.
                                         
                                         So maybe I got
                                         
    
                                         these text messages
                                         
                                         at your age.
                                         
                                         Marty the body,
                                         
                                         you may let niggas
                                         
                                         that you just met
                                         
                                         a week ago
                                         
                                         run your entire existence.
                                         
                                         I don't.
                                         
    
                                         Like,
                                         
                                         you two niggas.
                                         
                                         And we've seen clearly
                                         
                                         from the first few weeks
                                         
                                         Of this podcast
                                         
                                         That Madi has no type
                                         
                                         Of pimp hand
                                         
                                         No I do
                                         
    
                                         Because the one
                                         
                                         At all
                                         
                                         The only one
                                         
                                         That really got upset
                                         
                                         That really got upset
                                         
                                         Because when we talked
                                         
                                         About the whole thing
                                         
                                         From back in December
                                         
    
                                         When I used to fuck with him
                                         
                                         And da da da da da
                                         
                                         He came right the fuck back
                                         
                                         Then he left again
                                         
                                         Because we got another fight
                                         
                                         Then he just text me
                                         
                                         On Saturday
                                         
                                         Talking about
                                         
    
                                         I just saw your twin
                                         
                                         In the gym
                                         
                                         I miss you
                                         
                                         I know you do
                                         
                                         But that's kind of my point.
                                         
                                         That's kind of my point.
                                         
                                         He's coming back off his own decision making, not off of your action at all.
                                         
                                         But that just shows that I'm that fucking dope.
                                         
    
                                         It shows that you maybe do something well.
                                         
                                         It's fucked up.
                                         
                                         What it is you do well, I will never know.
                                         
                                         I have an amazing personality.
                                         
                                         I'm a great person to hang out with.
                                         
                                         Michael Kors Bay over with.
                                         
                                         Michael Kors Bay?
                                         
                                         Which one was that?
                                         
    
                                         Oh, no.
                                         
                                         He was back.
                                         
                                         Well, how many?
                                         
                                         How many Michael Kors Bays are there?
                                         
                                         I didn't even remember what now I know who you're talking about.
                                         
                                         Actually, that's who I binge watched Power with.
                                         
                                         Okay, so he left.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         Yo, see, you proved my point yeah but i was
                                         
                                         you know what fuck that nigga it's over it's a wrap now i mean monty the body up in this bitch
                                         
                                         i know and now he's right back at binge watching shows naked i was bored and i called him and he
                                         
                                         was laying around i'm like you know i'm gonna come down so that's one fucking homeboy that you just mentioned. He's got emotional disorder, some type of disorder going on with him.
                                         
                                         Every fucking week he's mad.
                                         
                                         Oh, then he's back.
                                         
                                         He's mad.
                                         
                                         He's a Gemini, that's why.
                                         
    
                                         Is he light-skinned?
                                         
                                         Light-skinned and a Gemini.
                                         
                                         What's his ethnicity?
                                         
                                         Black.
                                         
                                         Bajan.
                                         
                                         Bajan.
                                         
                                         Black and Asian?
                                         
                                         No, Bajan.
                                         
    
                                         He's from Barbados.
                                         
                                         Oh, I thought you were doing
                                         
                                         Some funky word play
                                         
                                         It's a fried chicken fusion spot
                                         
                                         In Brooklyn
                                         
                                         Yeah, but you know what?
                                         
                                         He's from Cleveland
                                         
                                         So I don't even know
                                         
    
                                         No, that's the other one
                                         
                                         He's good
                                         
                                         So who's this guy?
                                         
                                         The one
                                         
                                         I don't know who the one is
                                         
                                         Fish spot
                                         
                                         This is fish spot
                                         
                                         No, he's not back
                                         
    
                                         Yeah
                                         
                                         Wait, wait, wait No, no, no Fish Spot. No, he's not back. Wait, wait, wait.
                                         
                                         No, no, no, no, no, no.
                                         
                                         He's back?
                                         
                                         Yeah, he's been back, bro.
                                         
                                         Yo, you.
                                         
                                         I don't even know what to say.
                                         
                                         He's been back.
                                         
    
                                         That's who you were talking about?
                                         
                                         Yeah, but Cleveland, he was here.
                                         
                                         I was with him a couple weeks ago.
                                         
                                         He's good.
                                         
                                         So why is Fish Spot back?
                                         
                                         I'm disappointed in Fish Spot. I know. I don't know because he missed a kid. He's good. So why is Fish Spot back? I'm disappointed in Fish Spot.
                                         
                                         I know.
                                         
                                         I don't know
                                         
    
                                         because he missed a kid.
                                         
                                         That's all.
                                         
                                         Marty does something.
                                         
                                         You know what?
                                         
                                         Let's talk about that.
                                         
                                         What could it possibly be
                                         
                                         that Marty the body
                                         
                                         does well?
                                         
    
                                         Are you letting these
                                         
                                         men put things in your name?
                                         
                                         No, never. My credit is so
                                         
                                         fucking A1, I would never play with that shit.
                                         
                                         All real niggas need a white girl that puts things in her
                                         
                                         name. You might be that person.
                                         
                                         I'm in the high sevens and I will never fuck that up.
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, that's not true.
                                         
    
                                         That's not true. If Fishbot came to you
                                         
                                         and said, yo, I gotta
                                         
                                         put this car, you know what I yo, I got to put this car.
                                         
                                         You know what I mean?
                                         
                                         I got the fatty.
                                         
                                         He probably can't even.
                                         
                                         No.
                                         
                                         Yes, he would.
                                         
    
                                         You would do it in a heartbeat.
                                         
                                         I would never.
                                         
                                         Nobody has asked you to do that.
                                         
                                         Because they know better.
                                         
                                         I'm going to say no.
                                         
                                         And he's the only one that would ever have to because all these guys have money.
                                         
                                         I don't know if all these guys have money.
                                         
                                         He's the only one that kind of doesn't.
                                         
    
                                         I don't know if Michael Kors has money.
                                         
                                         Yeah, he does. Then why is know if Michael Kors has money. Yeah, he does.
                                         
                                         Then why is he on Michael Kors?
                                         
                                         Because he's basic and he's from Jersey, I guess.
                                         
                                         How do you know?
                                         
                                         And that's my other question.
                                         
                                         How do women know how much money a man has?
                                         
                                         I fucking looked up his contract, what he got signed for.
                                         
    
                                         Which means what?
                                         
                                         So I know how much he gets per year.
                                         
                                         Which is?
                                         
                                         This year he's got $400,000 with an extra $100,000
                                         
                                         if he goes to
                                         
                                         the Super Bowl.
                                         
                                         And why are women
                                         
                                         doing that?
                                         
    
                                         Actually, he just told me that
                                         
                                         so that's why I know that.
                                         
                                         Oh my God.
                                         
                                         He's very excited about it.
                                         
                                         That's what I think it is.
                                         
                                         What?
                                         
                                         I think you just fuck
                                         
                                         with corny niggas.
                                         
    
                                         I think I probably do.
                                         
                                         I think that is
                                         
                                         the fucking answer here.
                                         
                                         Nah, he's a cornball
                                         
                                         for sure.
                                         
                                         He has like a personality
                                         
                                         of a sponge.
                                         
                                         I don't even know why.
                                         
    
                                         I'm not going to say fish spot is corny cause I
                                         
                                         I just by
                                         
                                         seeing him move
                                         
                                         I respect it nah he's dope as fuck
                                         
                                         I have nothing to say about fish spot and I
                                         
                                         know that he's really got you
                                         
                                         like silly putty in the palm of his hand
                                         
                                         even if he does
                                         
    
                                         not know that
                                         
                                         I know it.
                                         
                                         So I respect that.
                                         
                                         But these other niggas, you fuck with really whack niggas.
                                         
                                         Cleveland is not whack at all.
                                         
                                         He's dope as shit.
                                         
                                         He's a good, good person.
                                         
                                         He's a good dude.
                                         
    
                                         What's so good about him?
                                         
                                         He's just a good, nice person.
                                         
                                         Why?
                                         
                                         Women just say shit.
                                         
                                         What's good about him?
                                         
                                         Tell me what's good about him.
                                         
                                         He's just a legitimate person.
                                         
                                         He understands me. He's super good with my career. He always Women just say shit. What's good about him? Tell me what's good about him. He's just a legitimate person. He understands me.
                                         
    
                                         He's super good with my career.
                                         
                                         He always sends me motivational shit.
                                         
                                         He's always really just dope.
                                         
                                         So nothing's good about him?
                                         
                                         Why is that not good?
                                         
                                         He looks out for people.
                                         
                                         He's never done dirty shit.
                                         
                                         How do you know he's never done dirty shit?
                                         
    
                                         To me is what I'm talking about.
                                         
                                         He's never done me wrong.
                                         
                                         He's never done grimy shit.
                                         
                                         He's in Cleveland.
                                         
                                         And I see him all the time.
                                         
                                         You don't have a fucking day-to-day rapport with this nigga?
                                         
                                         What the fuck are you talking about?
                                         
                                         No, he's not my boyfriend.
                                         
    
                                         It's not like he...
                                         
                                         I'm not talking about that.
                                         
                                         I just mean in general.
                                         
                                         Like, he's never been...
                                         
                                         It's real easy to be a good dude when you live fucking 50,000 miles away.
                                         
                                         I don't think Cleveland...
                                         
                                         And Cleveland's not 50,000 miles away.
                                         
                                         It's not.
                                         
    
                                         But my point still stands.
                                         
                                         When you're fucking...
                                         
                                         Well, he's in LA now.
                                         
                                         However many states away, and you don't have to see someone daily, and you don't have to
                                         
                                         speak to them daily, it's really...
                                         
                                         But we do speak daily. It's really... But we do speak daily.
                                         
                                         You don't speak daily. We do speak every
                                         
                                         single day you speak. Every single day we speak on FaceTime.
                                         
    
                                         Every single day. What a loser.
                                         
                                         He's like one of my best friends. This guy's a
                                         
                                         fucking loser. He's not. He is.
                                         
                                         No, he's a good dude. Why are you talking
                                         
                                         to a girl every day on FaceTime
                                         
                                         when you're out the fucking country?
                                         
                                         So he's friend zone now. No, well, I mean,
                                         
                                         like, you know. No, no.
                                         
    
                                         Explain it to me.
                                         
                                         I would never be with him.
                                         
                                         He's young and he's on the road and he's doing all types of crazy, you know, he's living
                                         
                                         his life.
                                         
                                         So you'll never be with him even though you were with him.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         You'll never be with him again.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         I mean, he's like my friend.
                                         
                                         And he knows that.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         We both know that.
                                         
                                         So he's just on the FaceTime.
                                         
                                         Every day.
                                         
                                         Every single day.
                                         
                                         Yep.
                                         
    
                                         Mad miles away
                                         
                                         mad miles
                                         
                                         with a friend
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
                                         that's my best friend
                                         
                                         I consider him my best friend
                                         
                                         women say really
                                         
                                         fucking stupid shit
                                         
    
                                         I can't have a best guy
                                         
                                         I'm amazed at this
                                         
                                         I can't have a best guy
                                         
                                         friend that I have sex with
                                         
                                         no I'm just
                                         
                                         can I not have a best guy
                                         
                                         friend that I have sex with
                                         
                                         I'm just listening
                                         
    
                                         women
                                         
                                         ugh
                                         
                                         ugh
                                         
                                         I hope you don't represent.
                                         
                                         I hope that thinking doesn't represent.
                                         
                                         What is wrong with that?
                                         
                                         Tell me what is wrong with that.
                                         
                                         Your indicators are off of a good person.
                                         
    
                                         All right.
                                         
                                         Let me not get therapeutic.
                                         
                                         No.
                                         
                                         Yeah, let's do it.
                                         
                                         I think your indicators are a bit off.
                                         
                                         Number one.
                                         
                                         And because you have never really had genuine friendships,
                                         
                                         I don't think you know how to recognize them.
                                         
    
                                         Point A being when you were so excited about the squad.
                                         
                                         Let's get into that.
                                         
                                         That was a group of people.
                                         
                                         Let me talk.
                                         
                                         Let me just say my point.
                                         
                                         Let me say my point, and then you can talk.
                                         
                                         But you've already said I've never had genuine friendships. No, I'm not done. But I point Let me say my point And then you can talk But you've already said
                                         
                                         I've never had
                                         
    
                                         No I'm not done
                                         
                                         But I'm not done with my point
                                         
                                         When I'm finished
                                         
                                         You can speak
                                         
                                         That's how a conversation goes
                                         
                                         Okay go ahead
                                         
                                         The squad
                                         
                                         Whatever episode that was
                                         
    
                                         You said
                                         
                                         I have a girl
                                         
                                         That I am friends with
                                         
                                         Who is also
                                         
                                         Really good friends
                                         
                                         With another girl
                                         
                                         And as of late
                                         
                                         We started doing things together which i really
                                         
    
                                         enjoy because i've never really had a group right that to me said i've never had a crew of friends
                                         
                                         no i've always had a but i have a good amount of very very good loyal friends that i can trust with
                                         
                                         my life i don't they're not all friends with each other i have one best friend from college one best friend from childhood i
                                         
                                         comprehend so the group thing was never a thing for a group right of friends of like now individuals
                                         
                                         yes now that seemed a bit strange to me that, how old are you? 27.
                                         
                                         That in 27 years.
                                         
                                         No, I did it in high school.
                                         
                                         I'm just saying like in my years of like kicking it and being able to really go hang.
                                         
    
                                         In your years of adulthood.
                                         
                                         Yeah, so in the last seven.
                                         
                                         Well, normally what happens is like with me.
                                         
                                         I have a bunch of friends who are now friends with each other because I am the mutual friend. So while there's never been a group of people that just all knew each other,
                                         
                                         because in adulthood that really doesn't just happen that way,
                                         
                                         unless you remain friends from high school,
                                         
                                         you kind of introduce people to people.
                                         
                                         And they do.
                                         
    
                                         They're friends.
                                         
                                         So that was red flag.
                                         
                                         But my friends are all very different because I have like a bunch of different sides of me, I guess.
                                         
                                         So each friend kind of like pulls out that side. So they kind of, they don't clash. All my friends are all very different because I have like a bunch of different sides of me, I guess. So each friend kind of like pulls out that side.
                                         
                                         So they kind of they don't clash.
                                         
                                         All my friends are.
                                         
                                         And that's my point B.
                                         
                                         That's point B.
                                         
    
                                         You are very impressionable.
                                         
                                         Right.
                                         
                                         Let me connect this here.
                                         
                                         You are very.
                                         
                                         You are very impressionable.
                                         
                                         And I'll take what you just said.
                                         
                                         Certain people bring out different signs in me.
                                         
                                         I think that is total bullshit.
                                         
    
                                         I think that you still are not fully comfortable with whoever you are,
                                         
                                         and you are still finding out who you are.
                                         
                                         And you are, I don't want to say chameleon, but you are one friend with one person.
                                         
                                         You are this friend with a different person.
                                         
                                         There's not any consistency
                                         
                                         there that also says to me that you cannot have too many genuine friendships nope i beg to differ
                                         
                                         i well of course you're gonna make it just because they pull out different sides of me because we
                                         
                                         have different interests in certain stuff doesn't necessarily mean that i'm not still a genuine
                                         
    
                                         person it's still still a genuine person.
                                         
                                         It's still not a genuine friendship. Like these girls, they know every side of me.
                                         
                                         They just are able to relate more toward one side.
                                         
                                         So Victoria and I really relate more on like the relationship stuff because she's married and she has a baby.
                                         
                                         So we do church together and we do stuff.
                                         
                                         Danielle, I want to go to church with you.
                                         
                                         Who are you consistent with?
                                         
                                         You're talking about behaviors and activities.
                                         
    
                                         Right.
                                         
                                         And that's kind of what I'm talking about. You're talking about actions. I'm talking about you're talking about behaviors and activities right and that's kind of what you're talking about like Victoria doesn't want to go to the club and stuff with with my my
                                         
                                         Danielle friend or like my Samir my squad crew like that's not where Victoria would ever fit
                                         
                                         and that's why she would never really be friends with those kind of people she's not a partier
                                         
                                         and so her and I relate on different you're saying the same thing that I'm saying you're
                                         
                                         just saying it differently you You compartmentalize friendships.
                                         
                                         Yeah, but I don't do it purposely.
                                         
                                         Victoria doesn't relate to them.
                                         
    
                                         She doesn't feel the need to hang out with them.
                                         
                                         Her and I, maybe we wouldn't have built this friendship now if we weren't friends since college. The person that you are with the squad, are you that way with, do you have any work friends?
                                         
                                         I mean, I have
                                         
                                         co-workers, but I don't have people that I
                                         
                                         tell my date.
                                         
                                         How many people do you have
                                         
                                         that you tell your date?
                                         
                                         So there's Victoria, like I said, she's in college.
                                         
    
                                         We don't care about who these people are.
                                         
                                         Victoria, Danielle, Carol.
                                         
                                         How many people?
                                         
                                         So you have four friends.
                                         
                                         Best friends, yes.
                                         
                                         With whom you are consistent
                                         
                                         Yes, hanging out, speaking with
                                         
                                         They know everything
                                         
    
                                         I don't hide one side
                                         
                                         How often do you see Carol?
                                         
                                         Carol I see probably once every two weeks
                                         
                                         Anyway, because I don't want to drag this out
                                         
                                         But I do think that my point A and my point B
                                         
                                         If we were to continue
                                         
                                         I could align that right along
                                         
                                         with the men in your life
                                         
    
                                         and the issues that
                                         
                                         are present with them. I could.
                                         
                                         Maybe we should do some therapy one day offline.
                                         
                                         Yeah, maybe. No, I'm not wasting my time
                                         
                                         because you don't listen to me. I do listen.
                                         
                                         I truly do. As I grow
                                         
                                         and I learn, sometimes I had to
                                         
                                         learn for myself. Bitch, you are 27.
                                         
    
                                         As I grow and I learn. I know, but I'm saying over the past you are 27. You're talking about as I grow and I learn.
                                         
                                         I know, but I'm saying
                                         
                                         over the past years
                                         
                                         when guys, people
                                         
                                         would give me advice,
                                         
                                         I'd be like, yeah, whatever.
                                         
                                         But I feel like now
                                         
                                         I've been really listening
                                         
    
                                         to advice much more
                                         
                                         and it's been working for me.
                                         
                                         Now, where are we supposed to...
                                         
                                         I don't forgot how many
                                         
                                         of you started,
                                         
                                         but Rory...
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, Rory too.
                                         
                                         What?
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, that's how it started.
                                         
                                         What you...
                                         
                                         Y'all pimp hands
                                         
                                         not being in check.
                                         
                                         Uh-huh. Yours ain't either. How so? And that's how it started With y'all pimp hands Not being in check Uh huh Yours ain't either
                                         
                                         How so?
                                         
                                         And that's it
                                         
                                         I don't fucking know
                                         
    
                                         Okay
                                         
                                         Why would you say that?
                                         
                                         I can't really
                                         
                                         I can't really
                                         
                                         I can't really outline it with you
                                         
                                         The way I did with Marissa
                                         
                                         Because Marissa's issues
                                         
                                         Are much deeper than on the surface
                                         
    
                                         Yours
                                         
                                         Oh my gosh
                                         
                                         Yeah you got a lot
                                         
                                         You need therapy
                                         
                                         No I don't
                                         
                                         I'm a very happy person
                                         
                                         I know that people are alarmed
                                         
                                         When they hear the word therapy
                                         
    
                                         But you really need some help
                                         
                                         No I don't
                                         
                                         No you don't
                                         
                                         You have a lot of issues
                                         
                                         And if I dig really deep
                                         
                                         Into your upbringing
                                         
                                         And your childhood
                                         
                                         I could connect it all
                                         
    
                                         I had a very happy childhood
                                         
                                         We'll talk later
                                         
                                         Rory I'm only saying that
                                         
                                         Because you get text messages
                                         
                                         From chicks And they put you in check.
                                         
                                         That's all.
                                         
                                         They do?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         I beg to differ, but...
                                         
                                         Everybody's begging today.
                                         
                                         Why is everyone begging to differ with something?
                                         
                                         Because they disagree with you.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         Let's hear it.
                                         
                                         You want me to bring up text messages?
                                         
    
                                         Because I don't want to do that.
                                         
                                         Pussy.
                                         
                                         Fucking guys are fucking cowards.
                                         
                                         Anyway.
                                         
                                         The one person that I could say it for,
                                         
                                         I'm not going to say it
                                         
                                         because I don't want to be fucking mean to her.
                                         
                                         But you know.
                                         
    
                                         I don't want you to be mean.
                                         
                                         You've seen it in front of your face.
                                         
                                         I don't want you to be mean
                                         
                                         because as a part of my mentoring program, you shouldn't be mean to women.
                                         
                                         And I'm not being mean.
                                         
                                         And I like her.
                                         
                                         Well, you're mean to me.
                                         
                                         I'm not mean to you.
                                         
    
                                         You are mean to me sometimes.
                                         
                                         I'm not mean to you.
                                         
                                         Free agency starts today, right?
                                         
                                         As a Nick fan, I was very depressed last week because we drafted the nigga that I didn't want to draft, right?
                                         
                                         Hold on.
                                         
                                         Can you quickly explain in one sentence what is free agency?
                                         
                                         Free agency hits July 1st, and that is when unrestricted free agents are able to speak with other teams about potentially signing with them.
                                         
                                         Have they already been signed, and now they're just no longer?
                                         
    
                                         They were signed.
                                         
                                         Now they're not signed anymore.
                                         
                                         So you have restricted free agents and unrestricted free agents with
                                         
                                         restricted free agents.
                                         
                                         Let's say one of them goes and talks to the Knicks.
                                         
                                         The Knicks say,
                                         
                                         Hey,
                                         
                                         we'll give you three years at $60 million.
                                         
    
                                         Their team that they were previously on can match that. When you are an unrestricted free agent,
                                         
                                         you can do whatever the fuck you want to do.
                                         
                                         So this is really big today because the Knicks have,
                                         
                                         you know, after they signed the rookie niggas,
                                         
                                         they have roughly 25 to 26 million in cap space.
                                         
                                         And there are plenty of free agents out there.
                                         
                                         I don't think anything that the Knicks do
                                         
                                         will make them good next year.
                                         
    
                                         The Knicks do not have a draft pick next year,
                                         
                                         which sucks because Ben Simmons will be available in that draft.
                                         
                                         And he's going to be great.
                                         
                                         He's a special kid.
                                         
                                         I watched a lot of his high school games.
                                         
                                         So it's horrible.
                                         
                                         But I would like to see if I just have to do like a dream scenario.
                                         
                                         I would like to see DeAndre Jordan come to the Knicks from the Clippers.
                                         
    
                                         I would like to see,
                                         
                                         well, in a dream,
                                         
                                         in a best case scenario,
                                         
                                         I would love to see
                                         
                                         LaMarcus Aldridge
                                         
                                         and DeAndre Jordan
                                         
                                         come to the Knicks.
                                         
                                         That's a big dream.
                                         
    
                                         And then I would be really happy.
                                         
                                         Well, you got to dream big sometimes.
                                         
                                         But I don't think
                                         
                                         that'll happen
                                         
                                         because reports are
                                         
                                         that the Lakers
                                         
                                         are going to sign everyone.
                                         
                                         Yes, that seems to be the case.
                                         
    
                                         Everyone's going to the Lakers.
                                         
                                         I read that D. Wade and LeBron are both opting out of their contracts.
                                         
                                         So where do we think they're going?
                                         
                                         LeBron's not going anywhere.
                                         
                                         LeBron opted out because he gets an extra $400,000 for the opt-out when he re-signs.
                                         
                                         And he wants to have leverage with the organization because his agent is also Tristan Thompson's agent.
                                         
                                         He wants to make sure his people are taken care of,
                                         
                                         and he wants to make sure that the organization is moving in the right direction
                                         
    
                                         as far as free agent signings go.
                                         
                                         So he's not going anywhere.
                                         
                                         Dwyane Wade probably will not go anywhere.
                                         
                                         I can't see the market for him being too big.
                                         
                                         He's 33 years old.
                                         
                                         He's injury-prone.
                                         
                                         He hasn't played more than fucking 65 games in any fucking season uh as in
                                         
                                         recent years anyway um however if he were to move i could see him going to cleveland everyone is
                                         
    
                                         saying cleveland yeah i could see that i don't know how much he's going to contribute in cleveland
                                         
                                         but well well on cleveland he would just be needed for the playoffs which is good yeah because d
                                         
                                         wayne they would have had him this year then say what you want you want about him. He hasn't missed very many playoff games.
                                         
                                         Don't quote me, but I want to say he's only missed one playoff game in the past however many years.
                                         
                                         He's been available for the playoffs.
                                         
                                         But I don't care about any of that.
                                         
                                         I'm only worried about the Knicks and what the Knicks do.
                                         
                                         So, in case LaMarcus Aldridge does not sign with the Knicks like he told me that he might
                                         
    
                                         when I saw him in the club a few years ago.
                                         
                                         And I said, hey, you should come to the Knicks when you're a free agent.
                                         
                                         But anyway, and he just fucking smiled.
                                         
                                         But whatever.
                                         
                                         DeAndre Jordan, David West, and Danny Green.
                                         
                                         If we can get those three players, I'll be happy.
                                         
                                         I do like Aaron Aflalo, but I don't like him for $12 million a year
                                         
                                         like he's asking for.
                                         
    
                                         I really like Wes Matthews as well, but he's coming off the Achilles injury,
                                         
                                         and I don't think that he'll be available until January, February.
                                         
                                         I could be mistaken.
                                         
                                         But you might be able to get him on the cheap because he's coming off of that injury.
                                         
                                         And I like him.
                                         
                                         And we need a two-guard because we traded Tim Hardaway Jr.,
                                         
                                         who he had a horrible fucking sophomore season uh and i
                                         
                                         like the pick we got out of it i like point guard from i like the guard from notre dame i thought
                                         
    
                                         that was a good good pickup after some time passed i did eventually like the uh porzingis pick because
                                         
                                         at four i mean you weren't really gonna get an impact impact impact right away guy and I like a guy that can shoot
                                         
                                         because he may be able to help
                                         
                                         next season so I was less angry about
                                         
                                         that I hope he pans out if not I want
                                         
                                         Phil to get the fuck
                                         
                                         out of here and off the team he's doing a lot of talking
                                         
                                         like the Knicks have to be good
                                         
    
                                         for him to be able to talk as much as
                                         
                                         he talks like he talks a lot
                                         
                                         and that was acceptable when
                                         
                                         he was on the Lakers but I don't even that was acceptable when he was on the Lakers.
                                         
                                         But I don't even think that he spoke that much on the Lakers.
                                         
                                         They were winning, number one.
                                         
                                         He was the coach.
                                         
                                         I mean, it was just different.
                                         
    
                                         Now, like, he's got a lot to say about everything that does not concern him.
                                         
                                         It's annoying.
                                         
                                         But other than that, go Knicks.
                                         
                                         Hopefully they can do something really big.
                                         
                                         I hate the Greg Monroe rumor that's floating around,
                                         
                                         and I really do think they're going to do it because the Knicks just do stupid shit.
                                         
                                         But, yeah, Greg Monroe and Melo, two guys whose defense is subpar,
                                         
                                         to say the least.
                                         
    
                                         Yikes, nasty.
                                         
                                         So we will keep an eye out on how free agency pans out.
                                         
                                         Hopefully by next week some of the key figures
                                         
                                         will have fallen
                                         
                                         to wherever team
                                         
                                         they're going to go to.
                                         
                                         And that's that.
                                         
                                         I'm going to cross my fingers
                                         
    
                                         and say a prayer
                                         
                                         not that that has ever worked
                                         
                                         for Knicks fans,
                                         
                                         but fuck it.
                                         
                                         I'll give it a shot.
                                         
                                         Did you see that
                                         
                                         there's a viral video
                                         
                                         of a journalist?
                                         
    
                                         He's like 6'10".
                                         
                                         I saw it.
                                         
                                         That shit was so good.
                                         
                                         I saw it.
                                         
                                         I think for those of you
                                         
                                         who don't know, there's a six foot ten journalist who trolled everyone
                                         
                                         on draft night and pretended that he got drafted.
                                         
                                         A jazz hat.
                                         
    
                                         At the end, it was so funny when he started making out with a random chick and they're
                                         
                                         like, does he know that girl?
                                         
                                         And someone else was like, he does now.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         If I were tall, if I were tall, I would do that every year.
                                         
                                         That shit was.
                                         
                                         He got into Barclays.
                                         
                                         No problem. He got into Barclays No problem
                                         
    
                                         He got free shots
                                         
                                         At all these bars
                                         
                                         Bitches were showing him
                                         
                                         Their titties
                                         
                                         He was living
                                         
                                         And I'm sure he got some pussy
                                         
                                         Of course
                                         
                                         He was making out with a girl
                                         
    
                                         That's how stupid women are
                                         
                                         Like
                                         
                                         I'm sure that really works
                                         
                                         Like just being tall
                                         
                                         It does
                                         
                                         I wanna
                                         
                                         Hello
                                         
                                         God
                                         
    
                                         Jesus
                                         
                                         Mary and Joseph
                                         
                                         You love a tall man
                                         
                                         Yeah
                                         
                                         Your last boyfriend
                                         
                                         Was fucking five foot four
                                         
                                         Who?
                                         
                                         Smoke?
                                         
    
                                         Are you kidding me?
                                         
                                         He was six foot four
                                         
                                         No, the fuck he was not
                                         
                                         Yes, the fuck he was
                                         
                                         Are you delusional?
                                         
                                         Are you delusional?
                                         
                                         I could show you a photo
                                         
                                         Of me standing next to him
                                         
    
                                         Oh my goodness
                                         
                                         Gracious
                                         
                                         I'd have to go look for it
                                         
                                         But I could find a fucking photo
                                         
                                         If he's six foot four
                                         
                                         Then I'm six foot six
                                         
                                         Dude, he is tall as shit
                                         
                                         Are you serious?
                                         
    
                                         He is mad tall
                                         
                                         And fucking Do y'all remember Smoke being six foot four? Dude, he is tall as shit. Are you serious? He is mad tall.
                                         
                                         And fucking... Do y'all remember Smoke being 6'4"?
                                         
                                         He was tall?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Well, maybe if he fucking put his...
                                         
                                         Squared his shoulders right.
                                         
                                         Maybe if he fucking...
                                         
    
                                         Cleveland is 6'5".
                                         
                                         I don't remember him being 6'4".
                                         
                                         Cleveland is 6'5".
                                         
                                         I don't need the height of all of the men that you have fucking sucked off in your life.
                                         
                                         I have not sucked them off.
                                         
                                         So you haven't sucked smoke off and you haven't sucked Cleveland off is what you're saying, right?
                                         
                                         Or are you lying?
                                         
                                         Don't talk about it.
                                         
    
                                         Exactly, exactly, exactly.
                                         
                                         Anyway, do we have emails?
                                         
                                         We do have emails.
                                         
                                         This is from Castro.
                                         
                                         Did I fumble the box?
                                         
                                         Of course you did.
                                         
                                         If you have to title it, did I fumble the box of course you did you have to title it did i fumble
                                         
                                         the box then you fumbled the box uh my co-worker was very good looking east indian decent and
                                         
    
                                         married we talked here and there but i'm not a big socializer but we are cool and had never hung out
                                         
                                         with her outside of work although she has expressed interest in hanging out for drinks last friday i
                                         
                                         end up walking her home and she invited me up for a bit but i declined and said i had to go meet
                                         
                                         friends didn't think it was a good move as i couldn't calculate any win in the situation so Oh my. She then asked if I wanted to come in up again just for two minutes, and I declined as I wanted to get home early and not spend too much time without my friends.
                                         
                                         She asked if I was sure.
                                         
                                         I said, yeah, I had to go.
                                         
                                         Was she throwing the box or was just being polite?
                                         
                                         What would you have done here?
                                         
    
                                         And lastly, can I take advantage of this now going forward?
                                         
                                         I don't know if she was throwing the box, and you'll never know.
                                         
                                         I don't think she was throwing the box. I don't feel like she was throwing the box And you'll never know I don't think she was throwing the box I don't feel like she was either
                                         
                                         Yeah
                                         
                                         Well if you weren't such a pussy
                                         
                                         Yeah you could have found out
                                         
                                         Yeah
                                         
                                         Instead of writing fucking emails to the podcast
                                         
    
                                         I know
                                         
                                         You little bitch
                                         
                                         It's like nah
                                         
                                         I don't know
                                         
                                         But
                                         
                                         Well the fact that you were thinking about
                                         
                                         Escaping already
                                         
                                         Why didn't you just fucking do it?
                                         
    
                                         Yeah anytime you got to think of an escape route.
                                         
                                         Hey, album name.
                                         
                                         Was it?
                                         
                                         That was your album name?
                                         
                                         Yes, it was.
                                         
                                         Way to go.
                                         
                                         Let's plug my album from a million years ago.
                                         
                                         We got anything else?
                                         
    
                                         I can't help this guy who fucking...
                                         
                                         Listen, if you don't want the pussy for yourself,
                                         
                                         I can't want it for you, bro.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Do you want to talk about the Wale situation? Sure. About wildlife? Wale. If you don't want the pussy for yourself, I can't want it for you, bro. Yeah.
                                         
                                         Do you want to talk about the wildlife situation?
                                         
                                         Sure.
                                         
                                         About wildlife?
                                         
    
                                         Wildlife.
                                         
                                         Remember two weeks ago?
                                         
                                         What about it? I missed this email.
                                         
                                         I don't hate Marissa, but I am annoyed.
                                         
                                         Are we doing that bad that we got to go back to two weeks ago?
                                         
                                         Well, we didn't get to talk last week.
                                         
                                         Oh.
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, we didn't do emails.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         She's killing me with a hole, throwing rocks, and hiding her hands.
                                         
                                         Several episodes back, she said she was over for Remy Ma.
                                         
                                         Lo and behold, during Summer Jam, Marissa takes a picture with Remy Ma and posts it on the Instagram.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I could like her.
                                         
                                         I didn't say that her career is not flourishing.
                                         
                                         I didn't say I didn't like the girl.
                                         
    
                                         I said that during it.
                                         
                                         I said it hurts me to say this.
                                         
                                         So fuck off.
                                         
                                         Next.
                                         
                                         Now, usually I don't comment on IG pages of people I don't know, especially celebrities.
                                         
                                         Don't gas yourself, Marissa.
                                         
                                         You are not a celebrity, just a sidekick or whatever.
                                         
                                         Seeing Marissa smile ear to ear with a person she said it was over for annoyed me a little bit.
                                         
    
                                         So it just so happened I refreshed my IG and as soon as Marissa posted the picture and I commented something light, not disrespectful, just something along the lines.
                                         
                                         It was disrespectful.
                                         
                                         Get the fuck.
                                         
                                         I remember that comment.
                                         
                                         No, hold on. Let's pause that. get the choosing that comment like that shit. No, let's pause that comment Go ahead. You're cheesing in the pic with Remy ma and you said on the podcast it was over for her
                                         
                                         I just so happen to be the first comment Marissa deleted the comment in record speed, right?
                                         
                                         Why say something you're not willing to stand behind no, I'll leave it
                                         
                                         But like don't comment on my fucking phone. I know my yelling at you
                                         
    
                                         You fucking sound like a cornball
                                         
                                         Like why are you worried about my pictures and shit?
                                         
                                         Wait you're not responding to a hater right now are you?
                                         
                                         No but like does he hear himself?
                                         
                                         And like I said it on the podcast too
                                         
                                         Like it pains me to say this
                                         
                                         I've been a fan of her
                                         
                                         I just want to get to the end of the email
                                         
    
                                         Before you respond
                                         
                                         Thank you
                                         
                                         Alright
                                         
                                         You deleted the comment
                                         
                                         Because you knew it was a chance
                                         
                                         Mad fast
                                         
                                         Remy Ma would read the comments.
                                         
                                         And shoot you.
                                         
    
                                         Yes, definitely shoot me.
                                         
                                         You talk about not having a lot of friends growing up, but I'm willing to bet you're sick.
                                         
                                         I never said I wouldn't have friends growing up.
                                         
                                         What the fuck is he talking about?
                                         
                                         What is this guy?
                                         
                                         No, don't even agree with him because I've never said in my life.
                                         
                                         I had a shit ton of friends growing up.
                                         
                                         Too many.
                                         
    
                                         Can they finish the email?
                                         
                                         No, because he's all wrong.
                                         
                                         So you can't finish
                                         
                                         the email.
                                         
                                         It's a girl, actually.
                                         
                                         She's all,
                                         
                                         oh, it's even worse.
                                         
                                         All right, keep going.
                                         
    
                                         This is great.
                                         
                                         It's worse now
                                         
                                         because she has a pussy.
                                         
                                         All right,
                                         
                                         can we finish the email?
                                         
                                         No, it just sounds like a hater.
                                         
                                         I'm willing to bet
                                         
                                         your snake in the grass
                                         
    
                                         personality trait
                                         
                                         has a lot to do with it.
                                         
                                         Oh, that's what I am.
                                         
                                         This is no shade,
                                         
                                         just something that annoyed me
                                         
                                         as a female listener
                                         
                                         the same age as Marissa.
                                         
                                         I would like a perspective
                                         
    
                                         she brings to this podcast
                                         
                                         even though I may not agree.
                                         
                                         So she had it with a compliment.
                                         
                                         No, I don't care though,
                                         
                                         but it doesn't matter
                                         
                                         because she's wrong as shit.
                                         
                                         Is she wrong?
                                         
                                         She is wrong.
                                         
    
                                         I said on the podcast that day,
                                         
                                         it bothers me that I have to say this,
                                         
                                         but I don't think
                                         
                                         Remy's career is going anywhere.
                                         
                                         It doesn't mean she's not
                                         
                                         a good fucking person.
                                         
                                         I wouldn't want to take a picture with her.
                                         
                                         I've been a fan.
                                         
    
                                         I have all her fucking music in my shit.
                                         
                                         That's A.
                                         
                                         B, I've had a ton of fucking friends growing up and I'm not
                                         
                                         a snake in the grass. So
                                         
                                         whatever the fuck that whole email was, was
                                         
                                         completely off.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         And that's that.
                                         
    
                                         Well, I'm scared to say anything. Me too.
                                         
                                         You're attacking everyone. No.
                                         
                                         And the Wally shit I was pissed about because he threatened
                                         
                                         to slap me. So that's why I was mad.
                                         
                                         You're going to threaten to slap me because I said that you're a douche in a tweet.
                                         
                                         Yes.
                                         
                                         Slap.
                                         
                                         Slap.
                                         
    
                                         You're going to threaten to slap a girl, Joe?
                                         
                                         Because she tweeted that she is not a fan of yours?
                                         
                                         What world are people living in?
                                         
                                         What world is he living in?
                                         
                                         What kind of violent shit is that?
                                         
                                         Keep it fucking moving.
                                         
                                         Say that was fucked up.
                                         
                                         I can understand that.
                                         
    
                                         You're not responsible For somebody's reaction
                                         
                                         When you offend them
                                         
                                         To slap me
                                         
                                         Get the fuck out of here
                                         
                                         No
                                         
                                         Nah
                                         
                                         Nah
                                         
                                         We're too grown for that shit
                                         
    
                                         Say that that was disrespectful
                                         
                                         Say whatever the fuck you want
                                         
                                         But to threaten me
                                         
                                         Get the fuck out
                                         
                                         Why aren't we too grown
                                         
                                         To not disrespect people
                                         
                                         Because I can say my opinion on him
                                         
                                         And he can say it too
                                         
    
                                         He can say his
                                         
                                         He can say his too
                                         
                                         He can say she's a
                                         
                                         She's a whack bitch
                                         
                                         She can say whatever she wants
                                         
                                         he threatened me
                                         
                                         that's the fucking problem
                                         
                                         no
                                         
    
                                         you want to fight
                                         
                                         because someone doesn't like you
                                         
                                         get the fuck out
                                         
                                         nah that's corny as shit
                                         
                                         that's America
                                         
                                         nope
                                         
                                         that is the world we're in
                                         
                                         and you reserve the right
                                         
    
                                         to think that it's corny
                                         
                                         but yes
                                         
                                         there are people out there
                                         
                                         that when you say things
                                         
                                         about them
                                         
                                         they will put hands on you
                                         
                                         that
                                         
                                         that's the world we
                                         
    
                                         live in nice one like you're really putting up a good and and i think that you know uh i think that
                                         
                                         people that some people that come from the suburbs i think that they act under the the guys that
                                         
                                         that can't happen or it doesn't happen like Like in the hood, when people say certain things, you know, there's a chance.
                                         
                                         Well, we're all adults.
                                         
                                         We're not in the hood.
                                         
                                         There are adults from the hood.
                                         
                                         Yeah, but this is no longer the hood.
                                         
                                         I'm an adult from the hood.
                                         
    
                                         I don't live that way and I don't live there.
                                         
                                         But because I come from that, I know that if I tell Rory,
                                         
                                         yo,
                                         
                                         suck my dick,
                                         
                                         your mother's XYZ. Okay, that's disrespectful, though.
                                         
                                         And if I say anything
                                         
                                         that he may take as disrespectful,
                                         
                                         Especially because you know I hop turnstiles.
                                         
    
                                         There is a chance
                                         
                                         that a nigga may want
                                         
                                         to put hands on me.
                                         
                                         And not just people from the suburbs,
                                         
                                         but women, women in particular.
                                         
                                         So do you think what Wale said was okay?
                                         
                                         No, I don't think what he said is okay,
                                         
                                         but I understand it.
                                         
    
                                         I understand it.
                                         
                                         People type mean, hurtful things,
                                         
                                         and they hide behind the fact that it's their opinion.
                                         
                                         Your opinion could get you fucked up.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         And I don't ever want to see you get fucked up, but I also don't want you to be that naive as to think,
                                         
                                         oh my God, this nigga, he said he would smack me.
                                         
                                         Like, why the fuck would he say that?
                                         
    
                                         What do you mean, why would he say that?
                                         
                                         You fucking, clearly he's an emotional man.
                                         
                                         Clearly.
                                         
                                         And you put the emotional man in his feelings with something that he saw.
                                         
                                         When people are offended and you're the person that offended them,
                                         
                                         you don't really get the right to tell them how to behave while offended.
                                         
                                         That's my only point.
                                         
                                         I think a big problem with social media is that now it's taken away the accountability of our words.
                                         
    
                                         People now think that their words don't have repercussions because they're said on a screen.
                                         
                                         So you're saying you agree with him?
                                         
                                         Because I would tell him to his face I'm not a fan of his personality.
                                         
                                         That was a general statement.
                                         
                                         I like his music.
                                         
                                         That wouldn't pertain to yours.
                                         
                                         I do.
                                         
                                         No, what he said obviously was wrong, but I don't think you can be surprised that he reacted.
                                         
    
                                         I wouldn't have been.
                                         
                                         I'm not surprised that he reacted. I'm totally with that when i do tweet something like that i expect
                                         
                                         maybe that'll come back fine the threat was where he got me fucked up that's where i might i took
                                         
                                         the issue and if he hit somebody like yo what the fuck is wrong with her cool i get it that's fine
                                         
                                         i would say the threat is where you got him fucked up not where he got you fucked up i'm not saying
                                         
                                         that i don't mean like he got me fucked up you know i'm not saying it like that i mean like he got me fucked up like
                                         
                                         what the fuck is that that's what i'm saying i don't okay well for future reference let let that
                                         
                                         not be a shocker when we offend people that they can respond with threats of violence that that is
                                         
    
                                         the world that we live in it's not a shocker there no i don't agree with wale telling anyone that he'll fucking slap the shit out of them um i'm non-confrontational that way though um do we have
                                         
                                         any more emails yeah we can do one more um i ain't shit i don't think well i knew you weren't shit
                                         
                                         i don't have anything to back yeah all right moving on this guy sounds worse i have two
                                         
                                         girlfriends i treat them both pretty good oh no never mind he sounds all right sounds like a good guy i love them both and probably want a little bit more
                                         
                                         but she's starting to feel wrong i never felt wrong before because i ain't married to either
                                         
                                         one of them but now both of them want to move in one of them is fine as hell graduate student
                                         
                                         uh and could suck the bottom of a remote but that bitch is kind of crazy sometimes why would anyone
                                         
                                         suck the bottom of a remote that's a bad is kind of crazy sometimes. Why would anyone suck the bottom of a remote?
                                         
    
                                         That's a bad analogy.
                                         
                                         Like, she's confrontational.
                                         
                                         I started dating her first.
                                         
                                         The other one is fine as hell.
                                         
                                         She's a freak,
                                         
                                         and she's really sweet,
                                         
                                         but she's been around before.
                                         
                                         It kind of makes me not want
                                         
    
                                         to just drop my other girlfriend.
                                         
                                         So she's a hoe.
                                         
                                         What should I do?
                                         
                                         She's a sweet hoe.
                                         
                                         Damn, that's a tough situation.
                                         
                                         Sweet hoes exist.
                                         
                                         Absolutely do.
                                         
                                         Yeah, women give hoes.
                                         
    
                                         You know, we'll talk about that another time.
                                         
                                         Hoes are some of the greatest people in the world.
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         Hoes get such a bad rap from fucking women.
                                         
                                         But anyway, the answer here is plain as fucking day.
                                         
                                         I can't even believe you're emailing us
                                         
                                         to find out what you should do
                                         
                                         when it's so fucking obviously written on the wall.
                                         
    
                                         You have to get a second apartment
                                         
                                         and live a second apartment.
                                         
                                         Oh, my God.
                                         
                                         And live a double life.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         If you love them both.
                                         
                                         Two phones.
                                         
                                         Yeah, two phones, two apartments, and you got to shake and move, baby.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Shake and move.
                                         
                                         Got to match up that work schedule where she thinks you're off, but you're at work.
                                         
                                         The other one thinks you're at work, but you're off.
                                         
                                         Stay off Instagram with these hoes This is why
                                         
                                         Our generation is fucked up
                                         
                                         I'm just trying to help
                                         
                                         No
                                         
    
                                         I'm just trying to help
                                         
                                         Homeboy
                                         
                                         He clearly doesn't
                                         
                                         Want to leave them both
                                         
                                         He loves them both
                                         
                                         He treats them both
                                         
                                         Pretty good
                                         
                                         Baby girl
                                         
    
                                         And one is a hoe
                                         
                                         Anyways
                                         
                                         I mean
                                         
                                         He didn't say she was a hoe
                                         
                                         He said she's been around
                                         
                                         That could be taken
                                         
                                         Various ways
                                         
                                         When you've been around
                                         
    
                                         You are a hoe.
                                         
                                         And one of them is putting remotes in her mouth
                                         
                                         so she seems a little out there.
                                         
                                         Is that the same? Oh no, yeah, that's the other one.
                                         
                                         Yeah, this guy's fucking, he's got it made.
                                         
                                         I don't even see what the problem is.
                                         
                                         You got one hoe who's a hoe, who's been
                                         
                                         around, and you got another one who will suck
                                         
    
                                         the bottom of a remote control. I don't know how you can
                                         
                                         literally manage two real girlfriends.
                                         
                                         That's like a lot of fucking work.
                                         
                                         Oh, that's a lot of men right now.
                                         
                                         Kudos to you, bro.
                                         
                                         Listen, homeboy took a picture with you and this fucking other bitch.
                                         
                                         Oh, that did happen.
                                         
                                         And you had no idea.
                                         
    
                                         What are you talking about?
                                         
                                         I don't know how you could do it.
                                         
                                         That was funny.
                                         
                                         Duh, because women aren't the brightest when they're in love and looking for a romantic match.
                                         
                                         Love goggles.
                                         
                                         Love goggles. Love goggles.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         All right,
                                         
    
                                         Jesus,
                                         
                                         Mary and Joseph.
                                         
                                         All right.
                                         
                                         So that's it for the emails.
                                         
                                         That's it for the emails.
                                         
                                         All right.
                                         
                                         Do we have,
                                         
                                         uh,
                                         
    
                                         it might be over for,
                                         
                                         yeah,
                                         
                                         I hate to be so repetitive,
                                         
                                         but,
                                         
                                         uh,
                                         
                                         my,
                                         
                                         it might be over for is going to just always be about the fucking Knicks until they get
                                         
                                         it together,
                                         
    
                                         which might not be in your lifetime.
                                         
                                         It will be in your lifetime.
                                         
                                         It will be in my lifetime.
                                         
                                         I don't know if it's going to be in my lifetime.
                                         
                                         Well, I'll switch to a different team.
                                         
                                         I mean, I'll be a Bucs fan, which I threatened to do over draft night. But, yeah, I'm going with Phil Jackson, man.
                                         
                                         This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
                                         
                                         We suffered through a 17-win season.
                                         
    
                                         We knew we would have a draft pick and some cap space.
                                         
                                         If he doesn't put a
                                         
                                         formidable team on that floor come uh late october early november you know knicks fans you know knicks
                                         
                                         fans get a bad rap for not being patient but i think that we have you know some of the most
                                         
                                         patient fans uh in the league like outside of thewin Mike Woodson season, we haven't won shit,
                                         
                                         and we haven't looked like we would win shit.
                                         
                                         You know, we fucking voted for Eddie Curry to be an all-star.
                                         
                                         Like, that's how bad it's been in this fucking generation.
                                         
    
                                         Like, it's tough out there.
                                         
                                         So if Phil doesn't put something together, man,
                                         
                                         I'm not going to continue to, well, I'm not paying,
                                         
                                         but I don't want to see this guy continue to be paid
                                         
                                         top-notch dollar
                                         
                                         for a job he's never done before
                                         
                                         and that he's not doing
                                         
                                         that well of a job at now.
                                         
    
                                         So I'm going with Phil.
                                         
                                         Oh, what the hell was that noise?
                                         
                                         One of Rory's stupid little
                                         
                                         thingamajigs.
                                         
                                         That wasn't a drop.
                                         
                                         It was a flex drop.
                                         
                                         You guys have,
                                         
                                         it might be over for a no.
                                         
    
                                         You guys just don't give a fuck
                                         
                                         About that segment anymore
                                         
                                         Do you
                                         
                                         No I do
                                         
                                         I have one for
                                         
                                         My good friends
                                         
                                         And I do mean that
                                         
                                         My good friends
                                         
    
                                         Over at 300
                                         
                                         It might be over
                                         
                                         For you and Fetty
                                         
                                         If you don't put
                                         
                                         His fucking music on iTunes
                                         
                                         They finally just put
                                         
                                         They put 679 on iTunes
                                         
                                         Two days ago
                                         
    
                                         There's gotta be
                                         
                                         Something going on
                                         
                                         That we don't know about
                                         
                                         I wanted
                                         
                                         Yeah I wanted to ask Rob.
                                         
                                         I don't understand why that's not an EP on iTunes
                                         
                                         or even just an EP to begin with
                                         
                                         that they can push, even if it was free.
                                         
    
                                         I asked Rob his opinion,
                                         
                                         and he said that perhaps they only signed
                                         
                                         a deal for Trap Queen
                                         
                                         because I do know it's a single deal,
                                         
                                         and I don't know how many that involves.
                                         
                                         Which they did with Migos,
                                         
                                         but then ended up putting Migos full tape out.
                                         
                                         I don't know what the
                                         
    
                                         problem could be. Why are you
                                         
                                         guys saying there's a problem?
                                         
                                         Can you explain it to the listener, please? Because
                                         
                                         Trap Queen, up until
                                         
                                         Saturday, was the only Fetty Wap song
                                         
                                         available on iTunes, Spotify,
                                         
                                         or any other streaming service.
                                         
                                         And not any of his other multiple hits that he
                                         
    
                                         has put out in the interim, such as 679,
                                         
                                         RGF Island, My Way, or its remix, etc.
                                         
                                         Is 679 a hit?
                                         
                                         It is.
                                         
                                         At least regionally.
                                         
                                         Of course, regionally.
                                         
                                         Is RGF Island a hit?
                                         
                                         That's definitely just regional.
                                         
    
                                         But 679, I know they're playing.
                                         
                                         Actually, I've seen it in Instagram club videos.
                                         
                                         My Way is a hit.
                                         
                                         Definitely.
                                         
                                         None of these things are on IG.
                                         
                                         Trap Queen is a smash.
                                         
                                         Right.
                                         
                                         And that's the only one available.
                                         
    
                                         Well, now 679 is too
                                         
                                         he has enough music to put a legitimate EP out
                                         
                                         well
                                         
                                         what do you think the problem is
                                         
                                         I don't know what the problem is
                                         
                                         I'm not so in tune with 300
                                         
                                         and their style of doing things
                                         
                                         I don't know what type of contract he signed
                                         
    
                                         I don't know any of that but he signed. I don't know any of that.
                                         
                                         But he continues to put out music at a rapid pace.
                                         
                                         That is the part that is confusing to me.
                                         
                                         Normally, when an artist is unhappy with something contractually,
                                         
                                         they don't release a new song every week.
                                         
                                         No, I think he's happy.
                                         
                                         I don't know if he knows any better, though.
                                         
                                         Or maybe that's the plan.
                                         
    
                                         Maybe they have some crazy, weird new marketing scheme
                                         
                                         that we don't know about that they're testing out on him.
                                         
                                         My thing is, he's hot as fish grease.
                                         
                                         Right.
                                         
                                         He can't continue.
                                         
                                         He does have to hold some of these records.
                                         
                                         They would be asking a lot of him to recreate this hype and this buzz at a later date when they decide to put a project out.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         That would be asking a lot of this guy.
                                         
                                         But I mean, maybe he doesn't give a fuck about that.
                                         
                                         It'll be interesting to watch.
                                         
                                         It's concerning, but I hope it's...
                                         
                                         He's from Jersey, so I, so I wish him the best.
                                         
                                         I've seen the likes of many come and go pretty fast from bad contracts.
                                         
                                         And I don't know that he's in that situation.
                                         
                                         I would feel like Lior would have got a better situation going.
                                         
    
                                         That's Lior and Kevin Lyles
                                         
                                         And Todd Moskowitz
                                         
                                         They're not shitty people
                                         
                                         Would you buy a Fetty Watt project?
                                         
                                         I absolutely would right now
                                         
                                         I would
                                         
                                         Well we know you would
                                         
                                         And you would
                                         
    
                                         Yeah
                                         
                                         Maybe he's not an artist
                                         
                                         That people want to hear an album from
                                         
                                         I was suggesting an EP
                                         
                                         With those five records
                                         
                                         Even a mixtape
                                         
                                         Anything?
                                         
                                         I mean putting something out for free, you could still push and promote.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         I wouldn't mind.
                                         
                                         Do a little tour off that.
                                         
                                         I wouldn't mind hearing a Fetty Wap mixtape.
                                         
                                         Right.
                                         
                                         It's just strange.
                                         
                                         It's just weird.
                                         
                                         I don't know.
                                         
    
                                         Like I said, maybe they have some crazy new marketing scheme.
                                         
                                         Well, maybe somebody should go behind the scenes and figure out why this is happening.
                                         
                                         You know who I know?
                                         
                                         Low.
                                         
                                         He's over there, right?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         There's still Low Secretive over there, right? Yeah. There's still
                                         
                                         Lo Secretive over there, though.
                                         
    
                                         Oh.
                                         
                                         I could ask Reina.
                                         
                                         Reina work over there.
                                         
                                         Well, how about
                                         
                                         let's not announce the name?
                                         
                                         Yeah, right?
                                         
                                         You guys are fucking...
                                         
                                         You guys are idiots.
                                         
    
                                         That was racist.
                                         
                                         That wasn't a drop.
                                         
                                         That was Corey.
                                         
                                         God damn
                                         
                                         You know what
                                         
                                         Well I can go and ask
                                         
                                         Bella
                                         
                                         Bella's works over there
                                         
    
                                         And she may be able to give me
                                         
                                         All this privileged information
                                         
                                         That I'll share with my podcast listeners
                                         
                                         I didn't suggest I was gonna share it with the podcast
                                         
                                         What the fuck are we talking about it for?
                                         
                                         Amongst friends
                                         
                                         We're not amongst friends
                                         
                                         We're amongst listeners
                                         
    
                                         Fucking just say your fucking sources
                                         
                                         Jesus If you've learned nothing from Chris Bichotte Amongst friends. We're not amongst friends. We're amongst listeners. Fucking just say your fucking sources.
                                         
                                         Jesus.
                                         
                                         If you've learned nothing from Chris Bichotte,
                                         
                                         it's that you should have fucking sources that shall remain anonymous.
                                         
                                         Madi, do you have It Might Be Over For It?
                                         
                                         No.
                                         
                                         Right?
                                         
    
                                         But I feel bad that My It Might Be Over For It is Iggy.
                                         
                                         She got into more shit yesterday.
                                         
                                         What happened to her?
                                         
                                         She just was tweeting nicely.
                                         
                                         Oh, her and Britney, right?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Somebody told her, a fan told her,
                                         
                                         like, oh, you know, I know that Pretty Girl's flopped,
                                         
    
                                         but we still fuck with you.
                                         
                                         We still love you, blah, blah, blah.
                                         
                                         And she simply just said, like, yeah, you know, I love the song.
                                         
                                         It sucks.
                                         
                                         We couldn't do more promo.
                                         
                                         I'm only featured.
                                         
                                         So basically she's saying she's in the mercy of Britney is what she's really saying.
                                         
                                         But no, she wasn't disrespecting Britney.
                                         
    
                                         She didn't say that fuck Britney for doing that.
                                         
                                         Obviously Britney's fucking busy,
                                         
                                         and she just didn't want to push her record, whatever it was.
                                         
                                         So then everyone took that as she's shading Britney for doing that. Obviously, Britney's fucking busy and she just didn't want to push her record, whatever it was. So then everyone took that
                                         
                                         as she's shading Britney for doing it,
                                         
                                         for not promoting the record
                                         
                                         and saying that Britney's the reason it flopped
                                         
                                         and blah, blah, blah.
                                         
    
                                         And then Britney even fucking tweeted her back,
                                         
                                         like, I'm so glad to go to Vegas.
                                         
                                         At least I got shows for the rest of the year.
                                         
                                         Pound key, you want a piece of me?
                                         
                                         Like, it's really fucked up.
                                         
                                         Like, eggs can't say anything.
                                         
                                         Eggs, huh?
                                         
                                         I like eggs.
                                         
    
                                         And me and you are very, we're not a chase.
                                         
                                         And our other guy, Makonnen, he's still trash, but, well, not doing well in music, whatever.
                                         
                                         Lost a gang of weight.
                                         
                                         Looks good.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I saw that picture yesterday.
                                         
                                         Yeah, go for him.
                                         
                                         I was like, great, now he's skinny and trash.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         What's his name that hosted BET?
                                         
                                         Big Tigger?
                                         
                                         No.
                                         
                                         Terrence J?
                                         
                                         The BET Awards.
                                         
                                         Anthony?
                                         
                                         Anthony Anderson.
                                         
                                         The blackish people.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, Anthony Anderson.
                                         
                                         When he went up dressed as Sam Smith, I thought that was Maconin.
                                         
                                         When he first got up, I was like, why is Maconin going on stage?
                                         
                                         That was pretty funny.
                                         
                                         I thought they did a great job hosting.
                                         
                                         They were a good set of hosts.
                                         
                                         It wasn't,
                                         
                                         they weren't asked to do very much,
                                         
    
                                         but I really enjoyed the bits that they had.
                                         
                                         So that was cool.
                                         
                                         Yo, I never want to hear you say eggs again on this show ever.
                                         
                                         That's number one.
                                         
                                         Number two,
                                         
                                         I almost really never want to hear you talk about eggs,
                                         
                                         period,
                                         
                                         on this show,
                                         
    
                                         like ever.
                                         
                                         Like, you kind of take away from the hip-hop of this fucking, like, you talk about all of the fuck shit.
                                         
                                         Yeah, well, that's what I talk about on the blogs, too, the fuck shit.
                                         
                                         And it doesn't make it okay.
                                         
                                         Yeah, it is.
                                         
                                         It's kind of what I do.
                                         
                                         I don't want to hear about Iggy Azalea and Britney Spears fucking beef.
                                         
                                         Who gives a fuck?
                                         
    
                                         You asked.
                                         
                                         You said, oh, Brit?
                                         
                                         You baited me.
                                         
                                         You baited me. No, you couldn't think of the name of, oh, Brit? You baited me. You baited me.
                                         
                                         No, you couldn't think of the name of the person.
                                         
                                         Nope.
                                         
                                         So I helped you.
                                         
                                         Nope.
                                         
    
                                         Anyway, hey, Austin, where we at with the time?
                                         
                                         Oh, wow.
                                         
                                         Really?
                                         
                                         Oh, we are too.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Let me get the fuck out of here.
                                         
                                         I got to go home and pack.
                                         
                                         Where are you going?
                                         
    
                                         Miami.
                                         
                                         Cleveland? Miami Cleveland?
                                         
                                         Miami
                                         
                                         What's in Miami?
                                         
                                         Girls trip
                                         
                                         Squad trip
                                         
                                         You'll be mad at
                                         
                                         Whatever I say right now
                                         
    
                                         So
                                         
                                         To avoid you being mad
                                         
                                         Defensive
                                         
                                         And me having to curse you out
                                         
                                         I just won't say anything
                                         
                                         You guys have a blast
                                         
                                         We are gonna have a blast
                                         
                                         On your girl trip
                                         
    
                                         We're gonna have a good time
                                         
                                         Not literally
                                         
                                         Blast I don't even know Just have fun I mean blast on your girl trip. Not literally.
                                         
                                         Blast.
                                         
                                         Just have fun.
                                         
                                         A dick blasting out.
                                         
                                         Let me get out of here.
                                         
                                         We out of here. One.
                                         
    
                                         We're going to actually play Joe's record.
                                         
                                         Since he's been hiding. So E1 can fucking
                                         
                                         take down our podcast podcast fuck them all
                                         
                                         fuck them all
                                         
                                         fuck them all
                                         
                                         every other city
                                         
                                         we go
                                         
                                         fuck them all
                                         
    
                                         fuck them all fuck these Fuck em all Fuck em all Fuck em all
                                         
                                         Fuck em all
                                         
                                         Fuck these fuck niggas talking bad about it
                                         
                                         Fuck niggas mad at me for
                                         
                                         I ain't done shit to y'all
                                         
                                         Just doing me like y'all should
                                         
                                         Maybe that step got skipped to y'all
                                         
                                         Maybe this lifestyle ain't fit for y'all
                                         
    
                                         What this is for?
                                         
                                         Work so hard so your kids can ball
                                         
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