The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 29

Episode Date: September 2, 2015

Back to regular scheduled programming.

You're rolling, Joe. All right, and here we are back. Episode number 28, right? 29. Oh. You were close. A lot of people didn't count last week. 28.

I don't count last week either. Episode number 29. I'll name this podcast later. Joe Budden. Here we are. Motti the Body is here. Rocky the Body is here. Rocky Thunder with an A.

I freestyled that one. Rocky the body is here. Rocky Thunder with an A. What a choice. I freestyled that one. Rocky the body. It kind of rhymes. No, it does rhyme. And it's still funny because Rocky's body is... But anyway. Yeah, right.

All right. Who else we got? And Michael Roars is back. Yay. We missed you, Roars. Never been so happy to see you guys. Listen, man. I don't think you can ever say, why is Rory here? It's over. I think that was apparent last week.

You're really harping on the bullshit. No, no, no, no, really. My mentions were full. No, as were mine. As was mine. And mine. This room had, uh, I apologize to the people last week. I know when there's too much estrogen. Yeah, in theory it might have sounded like, hey, this might work. I apologize to the people last week. I know when there's too much estrogen. Yeah.

In theory, it might have sounded like, hey, this might work. Well, this definitely goes back. There was a lot of estrogen, but this goes back to your fans and the people that listen to you. You can say the slightest thing, the slightest drop of disdain, and everyone's like, yeah, Joey's right. No, no, no. That's incorrect. Rocky has absolutely no accountability. Things were way too hormonal in here last week.

But I did enjoy Jules. Shout out to Jules. That's why I don't like having guests, right? We did that podcast with Jules, and then I did her podcast, and then Jules and I hung out for the entire day, and then I knew what I should have been talking to her about. I don't like having fucking strangers on this fucking show where I just ask them

questions and they give some bullshit representative answer. The next time that I speak... And they ask you about Charles Hamilton? Did she? Yes. Why? I don't know. I didn't get through the whole podcast. I cut it off like halfway through. Oh, fuck you. I couldn't get through it.

Fuck you, Rory. I was at work. Joey sent me that shit right after you guys recorded. And halfway through, I was like, I can't do this. Look at Rory coming here pumping his chest. Poking his fucking chest out. No, no, no. Nothing to do.

Screw you. With me, it was just a lot going on. Yeah, it was way too much going on last week. That won't happen again. We're going to cut fucking the bodies mics off and have men talk. Talk about fucking football. Football season is approaching, so we do need to talk about football. But let's leave with the VMAs, right?

I didn't see it. I didn't either. It was annoying. Because we was turning the fuck up. On the West Coast, you have to like fucking wait until it's over on the East Coast and everyone live tweets through it. So I watched it twice because I watched the behind the scenes cameras that you can stream on MTV and then the actual show

and they both sucked. So there's my review. I caught the recaps of Kanye's speech 13 minute speech and Amber's outfit and that's about it. I didn't see it. I was busy at my birthday celebration

and I didn't really care to see it when I got home. You didn't see it. I was busy at my birthday celebration. And I didn't really care to see it when I got home. You didn't miss anything, bro. I didn't really care to hear recaps, see recaps. The tweets were enough. I didn't even look at my timeline. Yeah, it wasn't. And didn't they get half the viewers they got from last year?

Yeah, they said the ratings were shit. Damn. It's because they were all at Joe's birthday. I think exactly what happened. I wanted to know if the actual show was shit. I heard about Kanye's rant. I saw a bit of that, but I couldn't quite make it through the entire rant. I don't know.

It just doesn't seem, maybe just because when you're younger, everything is just that much more epic. But it just doesn't seem that crazy as it used to be. It used to have real fucking moments and really interesting segments and the host would do cool shit. Miley just fucking put on a bunch of stupid outfits. So Miley was Miley. Yeah. I mean, she did, as far as

speaking, I think she did very well, but it just wasn't well thought out, fun pieces like they used to have for hosts. I think it's terrible that she's leading the young youth right now but that could just because i'm yeah is she leading she's not leading anything she's just being a fucking retard off in a corner and doing numbers while she's doing it that's most the young youth i mean i think every generation has a mind i mean i was thinking about that i was thinking about that when i was coming here because i knew we're gonna talk about the vmas

did anyone act like miley prior to her? I mean, Madonna in their own way. In their own right, yeah. Madonna, Gaga, like they've all done it in their own ways. Yeah, Britney had a moment. Nikki used to just like a retard back in the day. Not too long ago. What, two years ago?

No, Nikki can't really do it because she's not white. Does Miley make good music? Because Lady Gaga made great music. Hold on, Miley is a great singer. She does make great music. I don't know. I haven't listened. Who makes great music? Miley Cyrus good music? Because Lady Gaga made great music. Madonna made great music. She does make great music. I don't know. I haven't listened. Who makes great music?

Miley Cyrus. She's dope. She does make really good music. She's a great singer. She's a great artist. I don't know. And that's why she's able to get away with what she gets away with. I listen to that Juicy J record.

How come y'all can't let each other speak? It was just a green. Because it's four of us? Maybe. What are three of Miley Cyrus' songs that I have to hear? Wrecking Ball. I've heard of that. I'm sure I've heard that song.

Can't Stop or Won't Stop, Don't Stop. Young Guns. We have all that memory. Keep going. Ain't nobody stopping at that point. So Miley does make really great music, and we can't name three of the songs. I just named two. She's a great vocalist.

She has great vocals. So we can't name three of the songs. I mean, great vocalist. She has great vocals. So we can't name three of the songs. I mean, I don't know. I'm not saying this to discredit her. I'm just ignorant. I'm uninformed

when it comes to Miley Cyrus music. Start with those two and then go. I've heard Wrecking Ball before. Wrecking Ball, I think I heard and do enjoy.

Yes. I think. Very good song. Oh, whatever. Her and Nicki Minaj had a moment. Okay, that was cool. Do we care about that?

No. Was it staged? It seems staged. I don't know. Nicki couldn't get cool. Do we care about that? No. Was it staged? It seemed staged. I don't know. Nicki couldn't get past her rant without smiling and laughing, so I think it's staged. Well, what did she say about her? She just said, now back to this bitch that has something to say about me. No, I saw Nicki, but what did Miley say to spark Nicki to say that?

Miley was asked about the whole little beef between Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift from a couple of weeks ago when they went back and forth on Twitter. Or Nicki saying that she felt she was snubbed for the video of the year category. And so Miley was just basically like, I don't get it. I don't know why she felt she was snubbed. Blah, blah, blah. Basically slighting the whole thing. Now, Miley, I read that she said Nicki Minaj is a bad influence. Her and a few other people are bad influences.

No, that was something separate. And that wasn't Nicki, that was Kendrick and Taylor. See how much I know. I think all of these little things are stage beef because now all of a sudden Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj is on stage to get a full production. I think it's all stage BS and it's whack. It's all from the reality

world. Everything is just now what can spark more headlines. Okay, so speaking of reality world, Rocky let me know that there was a Love and Hip Hop reunion. Yes. I don't know anything about that. I didn't see that either. I didn't watch the season at all.

I caught the last five minutes of last night, and I didn't know Mimi and the other chick were friends now. They were all hugging on stage. I was mad confused, and I just changed the channel. I'm glad I didn't watch the season. Jocelyn revealed that she and Mimi had sex before with Stevie J. They had threesomes, which I think was obvious to anyone with

Stevie's the man. So Jocelyn said that she ate Mimi out and then Arianne said that she wasn't invited. So it's a whole big threesome. I think pretty much Jocelyn fucked everyone on the cast of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. Like a real nigga. Nice. And yeah, so now they hugged it out. That sounds way more interesting than being me. The girl I had Jocelyn fucked everyone on the cast of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta like a real nigga nice and yeah

so now they hugged it out and that sounds way more interesting than being me the girl I had a threesome with that time she found me on Instagram and asked for my number

so I gave it to her because I felt like I should and now she keeps fucking texting me asking what I'm doing when are we gonna hang out and it's really strange

because I don't really wanna you know didn't really wanna be friends and only people do it like in reverse. They give someone their number, and then the threesome happens.

No, the threesome happens, then we go out. I don't even know how she found me. It's weird. Well, you found her too, right? I mean, I found her in that photo that had gone around, but not... So you did find her because that's how I saw her. Yeah, but it was just literally coincidence that it didn't have a name attached to it. The nerve of this girl.

The nerve of this woman wanting to speak to you after a threesome. I know. And follow you on Instagram. Oh, my God. Fucking rude. That fucking bitch. Oh, speaking of Instagram, right? So I didn't know that me finding Jen last week on this podcast

was like a real big thing, but apparently my fans are really happy for me. Yeah, I've read a lot of tweets about that. That was such an amazing moment. I'm not sure why everyone is so excited about that, but whatever. Can we get an update? What's going on?

Jen is well. Okay, good, good. Jen is doing. We followed each other on Instagram too. Shout out to Jen. Listen, listen, listen. See, you gotta keep the stuff like that low. Oh, no, they're gonna go find her in the recent other on Instagram, too. Shout out to Jen. Listen, listen, listen. See, you got to keep the stuff like that low. Oh, no, they're going to go find her in the recent...

I mean, they already did with you, too. Well, they already found her because her page is private, but she got like 500 requests now, and Jen is, you know, she's not with all of that. So I hope she denies all the weird fucks. What does Jen have to hide? That's what I want to know. Here you go. Why is Jen so low key. I saw, I've been texting.

I've been having textual relations with Jen, right? And she informed me that she, you know, has seen my Instagram. Now I see why people delete pictures off Instagram. I'd be the last person to the party. I don't delete pictures. I feel like pictures are moments in time. You capture them. You revisit them. You go back. I feel like pictures are moments in time. You capture them. You revisit them. You go back. You remember

where you were at that time. I never delete pictures. Me neither. I might need to start deleting pictures. What is her beef? Oh, she don't have beef. Jen is Jen. Yeah, I mean, I meant that in a very casual way. No way. I mean, it's just some things that are not meant for everyone's brain to interpret.

Like what? are not meant for everyone's brain to interpret. Like what? Okay, how far back did she go? Two summers ago? No, no, no, no, no. These are two independent thoughts. She was on my Instagram,

but she made no mention of seeing something that was disturbing or something. But, you know, rekindling or reconnecting with her and her saying, hey, I was on your Instagram. Maybe there's some shit that happened in the last two, three years that I don't want her to see. Maybe. Yeah, that's like irrelevant. She doesn't really need to know. Yeah, you know.

Yeah. So I thought it was only right, and I never do this. So I'm going to go on your Instagram then. I'm going to go look at your fucking life. I did, too. I thought she had a kid. I was like, oh, wow. Yeah, that's what I figured. I looked at that picture. I'm like, no on your Instagram then. I'll go look at your fucking life. I did too. I thought you had a kid. I was like, oh, wow. Yeah, that's what I figured.

I looked at Matt's picture. I'm like, no, Jen, no. So I'm on Jen's Instagram just scrolling. Now, all right. Hold up. Time out. Let me preface my little story here. For the record, I love women.

I just want to say that for the ignorant people in the universe. It's not a gay bone in my body. However, I'm scrolling on Jen's Instagram, just scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. This is after we had already done the whole catch up, how you been. So she already told me how she broke up with her fucking ex-boyfriend, right? I'm scrolling her Instagram and what's right there 152 weeks back. Right there for me to see In front of my face This is coming from

The nitpicker Who did not like a chick Because she held her finger On the window button Too long So let's remember Who we're talking to Well wait a minute

Now Alright That was a little misleading Because She doesn't have Very many pictures So it's very easy To get to

152 weeks Ago What's right there Smacking me in the face Jen And her Very easy to get to 152 weeks ago. What's right there smacking me in the face? Jen and her fucking ex-boyfriend. And I got to say. He's handsome. This guy's really fucking fine.

This guy was like the fucking God prototype for fucking men. Wow. It's like, whoa. Hence why you didn't get the new number. Why the hell did you leave him? You're a dumbass. Did you hop in the DMs, bro? And whose DMs?

I'm kidding. Homie? No, no, no, no, no, no. But I did click on his name. I clicked on his name. Did he follow back? Let's go see what the hell this guy is about.

Fucking Aaron or whatever his fucking name is. I don't know. His life looked pretty interesting. Likes to fish. Oh, good for him. But this is the first moment I've ever had where you scroll

and you look and you say, well, damn. Were you mildly insecure for a moment? Your ex is pretty alright. I don't know what the fuck you're talking to me about. You better go fix things with homies. Need advice? Like, what's going on?

You'll be sitting there praying to some lame that waits in line for Jordans. So I text Jen. I text her. And I say, hey. Your ex is fine as hell. What the hell did you leave him for like hey James Bond 77 is fine alright hold up I think I have a picture on my phone

let me show you a picture of this guy so y'all don't think I'm like nuts here wait did you save the picture yeah because she responded with you had to scroll pretty far back to see that. And I was like, no, it was fucking five weeks ago. Is that your ex or your girl's ex, bro?

Come tell me. Listen, man. Let us see. Let me just check my phone. So Joey screencast a picture of James Bond. What, you screenshotted or you're on our Instagram? Okay, he's hot. Let me see.

See? He's got body. Told you. You show off your bae, bro. No. Shut the fuck up, Rory. Monty, you're into different types of guys. Yeah, I mean, that wouldn't be my type of dude.

He doesn't have tattoos on his face. He's like a beach. He's naturally good looking. Yes. He's a Kendall. Yeah, he's one of those. Let me see again. Let me see.

Here, here, take my phone, Rocky. So I just thought that was interesting. Rocky, I want to see what you do for a living. Yeah, right? He's those. Let me see again. Here, take my phone, Rocky. So I just thought that was interesting. Rocky wants to see what he do for a living. Yeah, right? He's not a dope boy, Rocky. He files his taxes. Yeah, what the fuck? Not your type.

You guys got weird fucking types. My types are normal. A J. Fish spot got a grill he looks like an idiot you have a grill and look like an idiot and look like an idiot

with the fucking grill fucking relationship goals I don't fucking understand but anyway so looking at this guy on Jen's Instagram right I then thought

because I'm self-centeredness is the core of my disease so I then thought wow this-centeredness is the core of my disease so I then thought wow, this must be how certain people feel when I'm on someone's Instagram oh my lord

he has major body, I'm on his Instagram now by the way and I don't that we know shut up he's not that handsome but his body is crazy Is mage Probably not

I wouldn't peg him for either of you guys' style Nah No, but I know how to I could see a fine white boy And be like, oh, okay, I might one day You ever date a white guy? Never Me neither

Not even a Spanish guy I've never even kissed a white guy Not even a Spanish guy I dated a Spanish guy Have you. Me neither. Not even a Spanish guy. I've never even kissed a white guy. Not even a Spanish guy. I dated a Spanish guy. Have you kissed somebody in life? Ha ha ha. I'm asking.

How do you kiss with your little grill thing of a jig? I don't, the same way, the same way. I'm asking. I don't wear my grill

all day, every day. I mean, I don't know. I don't, I've never been a grill guy. Like, grills were cool in

88. I like grills. They're't. I've never been a grill guy. Like grills were cool in 88. I like grills. They're cute. Thanks. But just like all the shit that's dope way back then, the fucking kids grab a hold of shit and ruin it. I can't say. I don't know if I've ever kissed with my grill in my mouth.

I kissed with a razor blade in my mouth. Okay. Gangster. There you have it. Original trap queen. That was very 1997. That was very Trapper Keeper of you I don't understand how that works Wouldn't that cut the bottom of your tongue?

No, you slide it on the side of your mouth Would it cut your cheek? Have you ever slid anything on the side of your mouth? Not a razor blade But anything else? I don't know, maybe a raisin While I'm chewing something I don't know

I feel like Marissa. I don't know. I feel like Marissa is inquiring about how to do this. I think that might impress some of the people. She's trying to get fish by the head. Look, fish by the head. Remember that head I gave you last night? Well, guess what was in my mouth too? Ta-da.

I'm multi-talented. No, he didn't dig it when he realized that I had a blade in my mouth it was kind of psycho to him I was like it's 1997 we're in the hood he has a song about that

razor blade on a dinner plate Rory have you ever dated a woman with a grill in her mouth I have not I wouldn't have expected you to

no I've had relations with one but I've never dated one kind of like the girl that you brought that time to the party

we all went to chill babe what date was this remember the one we were making fun of yeah that you brought that time to the party we all went to. Chill, buddy. What date was this? Remember the one we were making fun of? Stripper Bay. Stripper Bay. Yeah, Stripper Bay. Jesus, man. She's a looker.

Stripper Bay was wild. I've never dated a woman with a grill. Stripper Bay is a very nice girl. I've never penetrated a woman with a grill. And hopefully outside of... Well, in her mouth at the time or has never worn one, period? No, never worn one. Or not to my knowledge, at least. I feel like Kaylin owns a grill.

Nah. I don't think she does. I think she should, though. I think it's cute. She's just like in my head. She would look cute with one. We're from Miami. Well, she's from Miami. I'm from Miami. That works. No, if I ever saw Kaylin in a grill, I would ask her to remove it immediately. Would she oblige?

If I provided a... A valid reason as to why you're asking. Decent reasoning. It doesn't even have to be valid, as long as it was decent. What's the reason? I don't like it. Take it out. Okay.

No, bitch, you look stupid. That wouldn't be a very nice reason. Like, some people need to... Younger women and their decision-making sometimes, sometimes you should run your thinking past some other people. So I was with a... And not your friends that just say yes, bitch, to everything you put on. Yeah, like, God. I was with this woman who shall remain anonymous yesterday.

She's coming back from, this is what she told me. And she would never lie to you. Who would? She's coming back from a two-week family vacation in DR, and she brought along one of her buddies who is in the nightlife. Okay. So now when I hear things like that...

That all seems to check out to me. It sounds so legit. It seems legit. So yesterday was my first time seeing this woman, but it was already fishy from the jump. So this woman gets in my car and I say, so family, huh? And she says, yeah, like I bought my daughter, like I bought my family. I said, well, first of all, I don't know anyone who wants to be around their family for two weeks that's what i was like you said that to me i mean now that may sound like a really

horrible thing to say it's not i don't want to be honest with themselves yeah i don't want to be around my family for two weeks straight i think i'm also gonna do like five days tops that's too much for me how my family operates three days is too much. Yeah, you give me about, I'll take three days. We're gonna kill ourselves. But that's straight. Yeah. So that was a little fishy to me, number one. The Spanish people, they're like, they love,

they're really family ishy. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. You didn't go to DR to spend two weeks with your family. Marissa, we're not going to start your snitch bullshit. No, I was going to just mouth it to you. You don't know who it is.

Don't mouth it to me. Don't do shit. Just shut the fuck up for a change. How about that? How about it? Let's see if she's back. And a friend with her. Friend bae? Who was also on a family trip. Coincidentally.

Of course. So many coincidences here. Coincidences here. So she gets in my car, because I don't want to drag this out, because it's not really an important story. And she looks different. And I say, you look different. What body part looked different? I couldn't tell.

I couldn't quite tell yet. All I knew was something was different here. You didn't know what was happening. And then she got this. Something. Something was happening. Something was happening. And then she got this. Something. Something was happening. Something was happening. And she's got this.

Something is. She got this really stupid look on her face. What are you talking about? Is this someone else you picked up? I'm sorry. I had to blank out. Is this someone else you picked up? No, this is the same person.

Same person, same story here. So she then proceeded to tell me a story about how she had a health issue is what we'll call it and she had to get something done to fix it okay it's not who i thought it was nah nah that ain't it nah i mean glad you're alive glad you are healthy but nah not really what I'm saying something else is a bit different so as the night went on and her and I were only around each other for maybe about

an hour and a half um as I would casually like just briefly maybe brush against her areas were hardened like just briefly maybe brush against her areas were hardened.

A lot of them. Hardened. Maybe she was in the gym. Nah, I'm not rolling with the gym shit either, but I mean long story short, this woman who had this fucking amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing,

amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing figure. Now don't. She doesn't. She ruined it. She fucked it all up. So she got surgery and fucked up. I'm not saying that. I don't know what she did.

But she fucked it up. It's bad. Oh, man. That's scary. And she's like, I don't know what the young people are doing out there. Well, she's got to host parties, B. Now she can host parties. And that's what I said.

I said, you're not trying to get booking info. And you say you're trying to go to school. And you say, like, the things that you say in your behavior, it's all over the place. But anyway, so I was real disappointed about that. It reminds me of when April from L.A., who had the best titties in the universe, decided to get a breast reduction. Now, that I can understand. That could have been her back. Well, yeah, no, I can understand.

Her titties were entirely too large for her frame. April was 5'1", with Fs. So she should have just got a new spine, not less titties. No, she should have just let me new spine Not less titties Yeah No she should've just let me Come on them Before she fucking Grew them Or at least take a bunch of pictures

And send them Yeah So we can reminisce Yeah Like what the fuck And then I tried to find The old pictures I had We could have a wake for her titties

I tried to find the old pictures I had of April's tits On my computer But they were from so many years ago That I couldn't find them Yeah those people at Apple Probably had a ball With your computer

What a shame Yeah they fucking Wiped my computer out They with your computer. What a shame. Yeah, they fucking wiped my computer out. They saved all that shit on a hard drive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fucking horrible. So my birthday party was Sunday. Rory did the door. It was cool.

I was quickly reminded. So he was Dory. That was so corny. That was funny. Dory. That was funny. Dory. Michael Doors. Dory. Yes.

He was Dory. Yes, he was. Yeah. He did a Dory. He did a pretty good job. A few people came out. A few people canceled. I was quickly reminded why I don't like throwing birthday parties.

Just too much. Do you like when people send you the, I'm not going to make a text today? I'd rather you not fucking text me and just tell me the next day like my fault. I don't want to know the day of when I'm already stressed out going through the motions that you're not going to fucking come. I don't really care about that. Normally with me, because I'm an

extremist and I'm dramatic, when people hit me and say, I'm not coming, I never speak to them again. Oh, damn. Well, yeah. I mean, it sounds fair to me. If you can't make it, you're never speaking to them again. Glad I didn't have a doctor's appointment. No, no, no, no, no, no.

If you tell me that you are coming and our relationship is that of a reliable one. I deem you to be a reliable person. And I show up for you because I think it's very important that people show up for people. My mother taught me that long ago. Thanks for coming to my birthday then. I know. Well, my foot was broke. Okay, valid.

Yeah, that's valid. Now, if your foot is broke, I don't expect you to come to my birthday party. But if you're telling me I'm coming and then you do not come and there's not a pretty good reason why you overslept or you forgot. I fucking hate it. Like, hey, love, I'm tired. I'm not going to make it out tonight, bitch. Fuck you. Damn, y'all never been tired?

No. That's not a valid fucking reason. It's my motherfucking birthday. Birthdays are important to me. Yeah. I don't celebrate my birthday at all. I don't normally celebrate them either. Actually, this year, immediately after

my party, because I was totally worn out, I stayed in bed most of my actual birthday, which was Monday. I binge-watched. I started binge-watching this show called Narcos. Excellent show. Narcos? Really good show.

Is it about cops? It's about, I guess it's about, well, I haven't completed the first season, but it's about Pablo Escobar and him becoming

Pablo Escobar. Got it. Boy, is it really good. The trailers look phenomenal. I haven't seen a trailer. I haven't seen any of that shit. The story sounded interesting.

The timeline said it was dope. Normally when a timeline says something is dope, I think, oh, that's not dope. But this was really, really, really good. And in not having any hoes, you kind of have to start occupying your time resourcefully. I didn't have any birthday sex. And Netflix is resourcefully? Yeah. Okay.

Damn, no birthday sex. Well, you know what happened? I was telling a good friend of mine yesterday, I said, I woke up on my birthday and I felt like writing a rhyme and then I remembered that I can't change anything on my album now because it's too late, so I didn't write it.

Damn. So I was on plan B, which was Netflix and chill, like a Netflix chill date with myself. With yourself. Yeah. And it was great. It was great. Snuck some masturbation in there, so it was like a real thing.

Thanks for that. When do you not sneak masturbation in somewhere? Well, when I do it too much, then I have to take a break. Because then it's not as fun. You're just squirting out fucking air. Okay. A little much. It's not.

Let's reel it back in a little bit. A lot of testosterone on this show. What do you fucking know? So we can't talk while I'm beating my dick? Yeah. So with cuffing season approaching, because I've been thinking about it, it's going to be a really long, lonely cuffing season.

I'm stressed. And some things happen. Do you guys have someone to cuff with? I'm working on one. You're working on one. The same person, I would hope. Yes. You don't even know.

You're confused. That's real weak. Yes, yes. Rocky has a good guy in corporate America. Not even, but they don't even sound right. Why does his position have anything to do with anything? Because you date for position This just took a turn

Touche Touche mon frere Turn it up It's live We will delete his position Rory do you have A Jace You know

I always got something You know how that goes Shut up Rory I wanted to try to find a very indiscreet way to let the listeners know how my sleep

was interrupted on Sunday morning your sleep was not interrupted you were awake my sleep was interrupted you were sleeping in his house

I was waiting for my Uber and I fell asleep on the couch and then I was awakened by a very angry foreign woman. Ooh, I like these stories.

Well, let's talk about that briefly. Because I do love said woman. Like, she's great. She just wasn't great that night. Was I awake? If you weren't The whole block was awake afterwards Okay can I just take a guess at who this was?

No we're not gonna say a name My country? Just my country We're not gonna name any names Why do we always gotta snitch on this fucking podcast? By the country I didn't say her name I don't know any of their names

You're gonna offend Rory's political connects Word Okay And his other hoes That's a joke Or part of the reason. So, okay, that's what happened. All right, so we were on the deck.

Me, you, said foreign woman, a couple of people from out of town. Imani was there. Imani's been really turned up lately. That's a whole other topic. So I went downstairs with one woman that left Imani upstairs been really turned up lately. That's a whole other topic. So I went downstairs with one woman that left Imani upstairs with two women and Rory was going to sleep with foreign woman. Or leaving.

No, I was going to the basement and the basement was occupied. I'm not going to put y'all on blast and what's going on in your house, but it was occupied. So I said, I'm not staying there. Not by a person. Not by a person.

Well, kind of. We'll just get to the fucking story. Let's roll this in, guys. I thought you were going. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I'm leaving. I'm going to call Uber. I'm like, I'm not staying in this basement.

I fall asleep waiting for the Uber. I was exhausted. I leave my phone on my chest. Chest? I then wake up with my phone being thrown at me. Oh my, this is fun. And a woman screaming very loud, rushing out into the street. Like, really loud.

Like, to the top of her fucking lungs at, what is it now? Four in the morning? No, it might have been like five, six. It's probably five in the morning. Like, I thought that Imani was upstairs choking somebody out. So I ran upstairs and he was chilling Okay, so what was I ran downstairs and but she was still screaming and I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, pardon me You guys have to argue quietly You guys have to you cannot do this in this neighborhood at this time um i don't know what type of jersey city argument you guys are having here but this is not the place you just

continue to scream i guess would you go through your phone or something that seemed to be the case now i was wondering why see rory's like a young OG. Like, this is, I didn't understand this. Yeah, like, not very seasoned of you. Why is your phone unlocked? That's, I still haven't had this conversation with her. And I'm not going to because I don't want to bring it back up and get yelled at again. I was trying to figure that out, too. Because my phone was locked.

Oh, she knows your password, then. I used to always look over my ex-boyfriend changed my password weekly wow does she see you weekly yes so she has eyeballs weekly well you know and i know men can attest to this getting woken up out of your sleep with an angry woman that has an agenda for something that you did specifically is the hardest thing to come back from. Your brain is not fully functioning when you wake up. Like, I had no idea. I forgot where the fuck I was.

See, because you weren't in the basement. Yeah, that was bad, man. That was bad. So, I wouldn't have been the petty friend that I am if I didn't stick my head by the window so I could hear everything. And boy, oh, man, I just don't understand. I don't get it. I don't get it. My main goal was to quiet her down, which wasn't really working.

But that's what I kept going back to. I said, we'll talk about this at my house. Oh, no. Apparently, and I just overheard this. I could be totally off base. working but that's what i kept going back to i said we'll talk about this at my house oh no apparently and i just overheard this i could be totally off base apparently rory sent a heart emoji to someone the nerve of him and then me and joe was talking about it. Like the nerve of these fucking women. The emoji is in the phone. That doesn't mean you press it. Are you sending Joe heart emojis? I didn't make the emoji.

It's in the phone. So do you send Joe heart emojis when you talk to Joe? It was a very bad argument. You don't have to send me heart emojis, Roars. Wait a minute. I don't want to get yelled at again. Wait a minute. Y'all are defending this shit again?

Yeah. Yo, y'all defend the dumbest things ever. Well, first, she shouldn't have gone through the phone. Well, for the record, I had never met this woman that I was texting. Why the fuck are you texting a bitch heart emojis if you never met her? Oh, that's when you're supposed to text them. For what purpose? First of all, you're the threesome of someone that you don't want to see anymore.

So leave me out of this. I didn't bring her. He did. What was the context Of the conversation For you to send a heart emoji I don't even remember Wait Who cares what it was

Nigga A girl is gonna have A pretty hard time If she start beefing to me About sending a heart emoji Why the fuck Are you hearting bitches Heart me

Fucking send me heart emojis Don't send these bitches Heart emojis I do believe that you Believe that But I guess There was some other shit In the phone

That she found or whatever. But who cares? It was the context of the car. I didn't listen to all of that. Right, which he doesn't remember. Then when I couldn't hear anymore. I was half asleep. When I couldn't hear anymore

because they actually did decide to keep it down, I went outside. Of course you did. He knows you. You wouldn't be true. I didn't. I just went to just check

on the garbage. Make sure it's still there. Garbage is pretty cool. I'll just stand there and make sure no one takes it. Fancy seeing you guys here. Didn't know you were out here. So while I was outside making sure the garbage was safe, I heard Rory.

Chill, B. I just got one thing that I heard. Was he mudding it up? You could No I wasn't mudding it up I was just being dumb It's only one thing that I heard And then that was enough for me

I had to turn around I had to leave the garbage I had to go back in there What was it? It was bad It was so bad But there was context around it Wait wait wait

Now you know the context We don't care about the context I heard It was some real real shit This is something that Every man has made this mistake Wait, wait, wait. We don't care about the context. We're not caring about the context. I heard... It was some real rich shit. This is something that... Every man has made this mistake at some point in life. So I don't knock him for it.

It just brought me back to when I was his age. What was it? And I may have tried that one. I heard him say... I'll call her right now. No, no, no, no. She threatened to do that. She's asleep right now. no no she threatened to do that she's asleep right now we never want that to happen

or or if you're a real nigga like me you gotta have the same number the same name stored under a different number just for when you wanna pull a nigga I'll call her right now like you gotta do shit like that but I heard Rory say, oh, that wasn't even me using my phone.

Rory! It was my man. What? I saw you tweet that, Joe, that they got to give that line up. There was context around that which made it somewhat true. Somewhat. I mean, we don't care about that part. My only thing is that line has never

worked never even if it's true a nigga has never said that line to a woman and she was like oh okay

yeah why didn't you say that for me again that's never ever happened so once I heard that and you're telling that

to an irate foreign woman yeah man it was time for the, it could have stole the garbage at that point. I just had to go inside of the house on that one. Fuck this garbage at this point. And then when I went back outside to make sure everything was safe,

I guess she was leaving and she looked at me and said, Joe, enjoy your party because I am not coming. And I said, well, wait wait a minute that's not fair i didn't do anything i was great nah you was the homie that was texting and me and you and me and you have been great me and her were together the whole day without rory so i get the fucking wrong end of this fuck because Rory's a piece of shit. Because Rory texts heart emojis? You're me and Jace, bro. Birds of a feather. So anyway, hey, Rory and I are not birds of a feather.

Do you flock together? No. Well, sometimes. Sometimes we do. So then I was very shocked at my birthday party when this woman was there. Oh, you did it that quick? Rory's the man. He is.

He is a classic kid. He can do it. I had to take her home in the Uber and... Nah, I mean... Hit her with that smooth and symmetrical, huh? Nah, I go. Yeah, yeah. So that was pretty cool.

So it was good to see her at the party. And we're great now. Shout out to her. Yeah, shout out to her. She joined us in Queens in the morning. It was great. Yeah, and she to her. She joined us in Queens in the morning. It was great. Yeah, and she just called me before this podcast too. I think she's coming up here to drop your cake off.

Oh, that's nice. Oh, okay, so then I know who this person is. Yeah, well, because you were in the car when she called. So, yeah. I did want to address... We need to talk about your birthday a little bit. Yeah, because people wanted to know. I thought we did that just now.

No, we just said you were stressed. That was prior to... Did anything happen? Any ex-girlfriends show up? Like, any... because people wanted to know. I thought we did that just now. No, we just said you were stressed. That was prior to... That didn't happen. Any ex-girlfriends show up? Like, any... Kaylin came. Kaylin had a really good time. Kaylin and Crystal

had a dance-off for four hours in the hottest room ever. Yeah, Kaylin and Crystal are very similar. Very similar types. It's just too much for me. They're just a little

bottle of energy. Yeah, yeah. I don't see how people have... I tried getting with them for two seconds. I was like, hold on, my knee hurts. Hold on. Sit bottle of energy. Yeah, yeah. I don't see how people have. I tried getting with them for two seconds. I was like, hold on, my knee hurts. Hold on.

Sit your ass down. Yeah, that was cool. Kaylin came in. I mean, what else is there to like, no, people had a good time. I was stressed. Joe wanted to be the DJ,

the MC, the host, the bartender. I'm going to learn how to DJ. I actually had to ask you if you had been drinking because I was like Damn he's being mad social

I really wasn't Was I? He was on the mic You were moving a lot Yeah you were being A lot more social Than you usually are Oh no

See I don't count Being on the mic As being social Oh I counted as being The most social Actually being on the mic That's like working

Was my way Of not having to talk to people Oh okay Until you got on the mic And said I just wanna say one thing And completely. Until you got on the mic and said, I just want to say one thing and completely forgot what you were going to say. And you said, I forgot.

Just that fast. And walked off the stage. I forgot what I was going to say. What a host. We thought it was like the big 35-year-old speech going down. It was just like crickets. No, it was no big 35-year-old speech. My friends got me

a ass cake it was a cake ass cheeks and a thong an ass and a microphone on the ass I didn't know who was the creative

director behind that cake I said what was missing was a hookah pipe a hookah pipe should have been attached to it well no we found

a hookah cake but it would take too long I voted nay on the microphone but you know I wasn't really... What would you have liked for your... Because your face says that you didn't like your cake.

But I think she did a phenomenal job. I think Asia deserves credit. I mean, I appreciate the gesture, but why would I want an ass cake? What kind of cake would you have wanted? So you could eat some ass, B. No. That groceries... Well, say thank you to Asia.

She worked hard on that. Okay. Oh, I didn't know who to scream at when I saw it. Asia, I guess Asia had a friend that makes cakes. So, Asia, thank you to Asia. She worked hard on that. Okay. Oh, I didn't know who to scream at when I saw it. Asia. I guess Asia had a friend that makes cakes. So, Asia, thank you. I appreciate the gesture, and you and I will talk in private. Aw.

Yeah. I didn't get in trouble for bringing someone to a fucking birthday cake. Yeah, a nice-ass expensive cake. That was nice and sentimental. Oh, so come on. Y'all keep interrupting my fucking stories I got to get to. So now I got a new story. So I left the party.

It was me, and it was I Imani and it was who else? Kaylin and two associates. Well, an associate of mine and a friend of the associate. They were both women. So we're leaving and Kaylin gets in my car because I'm going to take her home because she lives like three minutes away from me. And this is why I be, I don't really know. I got to,

maybe the ex rules have changed. I think the ex rules may have changed because I then started getting texts from in the car from Kaylin saying, who the fuck is these bitches? Oh my God. Where y'all going? They seem young

I said uh They're your age In your logical brain Of course it's none of Caitlyn's business But you put your ex In a car on your birthday night With a bunch of hoes

Going to your crib Why are they gonna be hoes? Well number one I won't call these women I don't know I don't know them well enough To know if they're hoes or not. That's number one. Number two.

Hoe is an endearing term on this podcast. Yeah, it is. I certainly was not trying to sleep with either one of them. And three, your ex shouldn't be able to ask you questions. Well, the drinks were flowing at your party. I will say that. So that might add to wanting to know who these hoes are. That all your logical brain that all makes sense and all makes sense on paper but you're dealing with an ex that has invested feelings in your life and these women

are now sitting hip to hip with her in your car going to your house thanks roars i'm not saying she's right i'm just telling you where she's coming from well she should kind of be used to that drill that's's Joey's life. That's what he does. He always has girls with him. You always got hoes going to your house? Would you stop calling these people hoes before they get offended? I don't know who it was.

People are listening to this podcast because the girl who was on a two-week trip with her family, air quotes, she said, what did that shit you do i like i was listening like three of them what's that i wouldn't we have some random listeners and i said uh you heard my exactly what is a I heard you're the portakas. And I just don't like some of this shit. Some of this shit that you be saying. And I said, well, let's slow down for a minute. Exactly what is a portakas? And she's like, well, how do you say it?

And I said, there's no R in it. However it's said, let's try to sound this out with me. Podcast, not Portakas. Yeah, people are listening to these fucking podcasts. But anyway, back to the ex-rules. I don't know, maybe I'm just such a great ex. I would never ask an ex-mine any of this

stuff. I wouldn't. I just wouldn't do it. You're also a man. You would never get in a car with three other men. That's gotta go out the window. And we'll get to that in a second. Remind me why that's got to go out the window. But, like, Kaylin, and don't ask me why, Kaylin's Twitter login info account shit is on my phone.

Oh, damn. Which you won't delete. Can you delete it? Yeah, you can.. Can you delete it? Yeah, you can. Why would I delete it? Kaylin, change your password. Sometimes you have to check on the trash. Hey, hey.

Check on the trash cans. First of all, she doesn't know how to change her passcode. Oh, God. From the phone, anyway. That's so simple. That's number one. Well, let's not fix it here. Let's not figure it out here. You just got to go down here. Let me help you That's so simple. That's number one. Well, let's not fix it here. Let's not figure it out here.

You just got to go down here. Here, let me help you out, Kevin. That's number one. It's not possible to do that. I would never try. I was saying this to say, even though that information is there, I never check it. I never have opened it. I've never looked.

I've never peeked. Some shit I just don't want to know. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't want to know. And I think that she knows that about me. I just don't want to know. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't want to know. And I think that she knows that about, she knows me well enough to know

I am not digging in her shit, looking around, snooping around, doing any of that. But I feel like if the fucking playing field is leveled here and you get to ask me about who these bitches are

and what are we about to do and do I have condoms and all that, not to say that she said that, but I should be able to ask some fucking questions. Yeah, no one's in here. Like, what are fucking questions. I mean, feel free, but it doesn't mean you're going to get answers. The thing is, I don't ever have questions. Did you reply to the text? Did you say, what are condoms?

I did say that, yeah. Not a joking matter. Gross. Oh, shut up, Marissa. Like you're fucking the spokesperson for fucking safe sex. You used to fucking people without their phone number. You don't even know people's names. I knew her first name. Oh, good

for you. You knew her fucking alias. Did you use a dental dam? You guys are nasty and disgusting. I'm celibate. So I don't really need to hear any of this shit. Nobody believes me when I say that, but it's very true. Alright, back to men. We can't really excuse men for the simple fact that they are men.

And I was going to touch on this earlier with cuffing season approaching. I'm seeing Dirty Mackin in full effect. Dirty Mackin is back. Well, that Dirty Mackin never left. It's getting more disguised, and then it comes back, and then it goes back to being disguised. What exactly is Dirty Mackin? It's desperate D macking. Dirty macking is when you are attempting to mack to a female by shitting on another man.

That she probably is connected to. And that she probably has fucked or wants to fuck at some point. And to tell men out there, you should never mention or even pretend to even know about the other guy when you're trying to kick it to a girl. Men, women, if a man is talking about another man when he's trying to kick it to you, you shouldn't even be talking to him to begin with.

Let me tell you. It's true. Sometimes, sometimes I deny knowing my friends. Why would I want to talk about a nigga? Yikes. Fuck that. Like, I really to talk about a nigga? Yikes. Fuck that. I really got to meet the man that when he sees a chick, his initial thought is like, let me go talk about the guy that she's with. Well, you know what it is? Some of these niggas are

really emotional, man. And this is my thing with Dirty Mac. You're going to kick my back in to the girl. She's going to screenshot it and send it to me. And then come over screenshot it and send it to me. And then come over. Yeah.

And then come through. And then she's going to suck me off. And then we're going to laugh about you. And we're going to laugh at you for feeling the way that you feel. So,

why not just hide that shit? I've never done that. I don't, I don't, I don't believe in using other men for my own fucking merit.

Like, if you have to do that, something is really, really wrong. Yeah, I'm super different in the fact that I cape for chicks' exes. No, me too. Like, I sit there like, no, he might be right. No, I do it too. No, women have this whole fucking woman empowerment thing where they fucking stick together. Well, some of them.

I'm not talking about the hoes right now. I'm talking about women. Like, women stick together. they empathize with other women they feel you know they they fuck with other women men and not so much me on the other hand i do believe that men should stick together so while your chick is fucking crying and venting and kicking your back in i I'm sticking up for you. Word. I am. I'm that guy. I don't have to know you. I don't have to be cool with you.

Some of the niggas I stick up for, I take it a step further. I don't even like. I don't even like you niggas. But I know if you get out the picture, then my duties may have to step up with this girl. And we kind of don't want that to happen. So, I mean, it's a double-edged sword, dear. But anyway, dirty macking is horrible. Step up with this girl. And we kind of don't want that to happen. So, I mean, it's a double-edged sword, dear. But anyway, Dirty Mackin' is horrible.

I'm totally, totally, totally against it. Dirty Mackin' is back the same way. Damn, just that fast. What was I about to say? Dirty Mack is in full effect. Overt Dirty Mackin' is like, it's almost becoming cool again. Like fucking, like racism has always been there. But now people are just very comfortable being racist.

I saw a homeboy, I don't know the kid's name, the author of James Bond. Yes, yes, yes, yes. The author of James Bond says that Idris Elba of all the people in the universe is too, air quotes, street to ever play James Bond. Yes, that is what he said. I would feel so much better if he just came out and said, yo, your black ass is never going to play James Bond because you're black. Right. What is street about Idris Elba? Well, they are looking for a black James Bond, but he just said that he's too street. He doesn't have the debonair

and suave that they're looking for to play that role, but I think it's just he's too dark-skinned. Oh, you don't knock it. Yeah, there we go. Like, just say,

yo, you're not it. You're too dark. You're too black, and it's not going to take place. Idris Elba's an amazing actor. And he's British, isn't he? Yes, he is. So why would he not be James Bond?

That's what I'm saying. These white people, and I don't know this person is white, but I'm not going to fact check either. I'm going to assume he's white and say some stupid shit like that. Because we're doing this podcast and that's how it goes. Yeah, we don't fucking fact check. Yeah, I'm going to assume this person is white, but these people are way too fucking comfortable. No, they're getting way out of hand. I was telling a story the other day.

I was texting my white friend, who shall remain anonymous. She's a woman. And she said something like, damn, I don't remember. Let me just try to figure it out here. She said something like, yo, I was gonna come by, but all of my friends

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then I was like, oh, tell them, I don't care what them niggas doing. Fuck them niggas or whatever. And then she was like oh tell them niggas I don't care what them niggas doing fuck them niggas or whatever and then she said well them niggas and we just it was in the flow

of the conversation and it wasn't until the next day that I realized wait a minute she said niggas oh I thought you were paraphrasing no

no she said that shit right after I said it like just in the flow of the conversation and I didn't really care I'm not one of the people that are really hung up on. I believe that words are meaningless without definition.

So, you know, we could get into where the word nigga derives from and what it means and who should say it and who shouldn't say it. But I have a pretty good idea when someone is saying it with malicious intent. pretty good idea when someone is saying it with malicious intent and when someone is just saying listen i've been to shows all across the country where plenty of white kids are screaming nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga and like like we use it like not to fucking call us nigger or any of that shit like this word is being thrown around casually by people who are not black all the time not to say that that is correct. It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be. But I mean, I have a couple of white friends where I wouldn't care.

Depending on the context, of course. But I don't think that any one white person should start feeling comfortable enough to use that word nigga. Because it's going to come out in a bad way at some point in time. Well, then you're going to get your head fucking shot off of your shoulders if it comes out in a bad way. I'm just saying just don't get comfortable. That's totally different. Well, then if you get in the habit of it and you start using it, you're going to use it in front of someone you don't know

and may take offense to it and may shoot you just because. Even in a good context. Well, not a good context, but it couldn't be a good context, but not in a malicious way. Well, it could be a good context. You're my nigga. That's a great context. That's a good context.

You may not know. Between me and you, not that I say it it around you but between me and you it might be okay but if there's a stranger right here around him do you say well rory's never said it i've never heard i've never heard rory said it i grew up i grew up in the 90s around black people you didn't say it like it what it didn't happen right so it's not even in my brain or vocabulary what year were you born 1990 damn So you're a little older than me. You were born in the 90s? Yeah. 90. That was my son.

He's three years older than me to your man. He's three years younger than me. You're three years younger than me? Yeah. Yeah, I just turned 25. You're like a few years older than Illmatic. Four years older. Was Illmatic 94? It was. Oh, they were leaking shit

before they knew. That's why I say that. Okay, the author of the James Bond is Anthony Horowitz. Oh, you fact-checked this stuff? All right, great. Let's hear it.

Anthony Horowitz. And he says he's a terrific actor, but I can think of other black actors who would do a better job. For me, Idris Elba is a bit too rough

to play the part. It is not a color issue. I think he is probably a bit too street for Bond. He does not have the suave. And I can think of other black men who could do a better job. Is that the same Idris Elba? Was Idris, let me ask you,

Idris, was he in The Wire? Yeah, and even in The Wire he didn't play street. Well, no, no, he was a street guy. I never watched The Wire. He was the business guy in The Wire? Yeah, and even in The Wire, he didn't play street. He didn't? Well, no, no, he was a street guy. I never watched The Wire. He was the business guy in the street. Maybe he was using The Wire as a reference and saying that he has a street. Well, he's done a thousand movies after that were not street at all.

Yeah, he's played some really great parts. That's a really, really ignorant statement. I would have liked to hear him name the other actors. I would, too. They were up for the role. I would, too. No, that he thinks would do a much better job than Idris Elba. Anthony Horowitz. They were up for the role. I would too. No, that he thinks would do a much better job

than Idris Elba. Anthony Horowitz. Horowitz, is that a Jewish name? Yeah, it sounds pretty Jewish. There's a witch there, so. It's a witch. No, for real. No, that doesn't mean

that he's definitely Jewish, though. Well, what does it mean? He could be like Polish and they're not all Jews. Nah, witch is Jew. No, it's not. We used to have Norkowitz in our name

before they shortened it. None of us are Jewish. You were Jewish too then. Marty's a Jew. Okay, there we go. Wits is Jew. No, it's not. We used to have Norkowitz in our name before they shortened it. None of us are Jewish. You were Jewish too then. Marty's a Jew. Okay. There we go. If so, fact L, you're a Jew. Then I saw Will Smith has a movie coming out that is supposed to piss everybody off in

the NFL called Concussion. And I didn't click on the preview because it was supposed to piss the NFL off. But Will Smith had an accent in this movie. I don't think I've ever heard him use such a strong accent. What kind of accent? Yeah, from where? Oh, you're asking a fuck. I don't fucking know.

From Jersey City. It's a Jewish accent. It's a Jewish accent. He plays Michael Katz, I think is his role. Yeah, he plays a fucking lawyer that's taking on the whole NFL. Oh, so he's definitely Jewish, though. Basically. But it was a really strong accent.

And, I mean, I'm only talking about it because I've never heard Will Smith with that strong of an accent. The movie is called Concussion, if you people want to look it up. It looks like Rocky's trying to do now. I just snorted. Wait, so you didn't click it because it's going to piss the NFL off? Yeah, I didn't care about that. The NFL's pissed me off a lot, so I'm going to watch it.

I've had quite a few confessions in my life. I just want to hear what kind of accent he has. I'm into accents. Will Smith is pretty dope, man. He's pretty awesome. Straight Outta Compton is number one for the third week in a row. Yes, go. And Fantastic Four just did absolutely nothing.

They said Straight Outta Compton Made the most money Out of all Musical biopics Musical biopics And Fantastic Four Michael B. Jordan Was in that right

Yes They said that he turned down The role of Dre To do Fantastic Four And look at him now Oh great Good job That's good news

Yeah Cause I really like The job that Dre did Yeah Corey Hawkins Yeah he did a great He did a phenomenal job I just found out that

Eazy-E's son auditioned. He did. But they turned him down. Yes, they did. I mean, I think that Jason Mitchell was, he did phenomenally. He really did amazing.

Who do you think did the best? I'm between Jason Mitchell and O'Shea Jackson Jr. What roles are they? Jason is easy and O'Shea is cute. Yeah. Definitely they? Jason is Easy and O'Shea is Cube. Definitely Cube or Easy.

And I'm going to say Easy just because It was a more complex role? No. Well, that and also Cube's son naturally had it. I mean, there was times

I was watching that movie and didn't realize that I was not watching Ice Cube. But he did train two years for that. I'm sure he trained. And he did a phenomenal job. But he still has the DNA of his father. Yeah, he had a head start genetically.

So this, whoever, what is his name that played Eazy? Jason Mitchell. He did a phenomenal fucking job for someone that has no ties to Eazy-E whatsoever. And what's dope, too, is he was saying that he couldn't even fly himself out for the audition. So he actually had to audition over Skype. I did, yeah. I heard that. And that's just such a cool moment to really, you know,

to be able to... I'll probably go with Eazy-E also just because when that movie started and he was the first person that we saw, I said,

he doesn't look like Eazy. And maybe 20 to 30 minutes later... He morphed. He was Eazy-E. He did this thing on stage, like this shit with his head, like some movement. I was actually going to bring up

the same point. When they do their first big concert, I forgot where it is. Yo, in Detroit. And at that point, I think it's Eazy-E and NWA. And he walks out last. He looked just like fucking Eazy-E.

Like his whole walk. Yeah, he performed when they were doing We Want Easy. That's what it is. Yep, yep, yep. When that shit came on, yeah. Because that was one of the first Easy E songs that I saw performed in real life. And when he came out, it was exactly the same as I could remember it when Easy came out last.

From the bop to everything, the strut, how he held the mic. Everything about it was identical. It was so crazy watching it because I took my son and there was moments of the movie where I had to tell him how monumental those moments were in our history. I'm like, these kids don't have those moments. What moments do these kids have? Kanye ranting at the VMAs? Right.

I saw so many. We had life-altering situations in hip-hop at one point. Yeah, I saw so many we had life altering situations in hip-hop at one point yeah i saw so many people like oh and um and because of the movie the uh straight out of compton album got up to number four on billboard that's fucking crazy and dr dre was like a three or two like it was really dope like that that's cool as hell and also i've been to parties this past two weeks and there's like actual nwa sets dre sets snoop sets even bone thug sets i mean it was that too I've been to parties this past two weeks, and there's actual NWA sets, Dre sets, Snoop sets, even Bone Thug sets. I've been to parties that would never have those.

I was in LA, though, so I don't know if that doesn't count, but they did that shit, too. Shit, Henny Palooza, one of the most turnt sets was the NWA set, which would have never happened if it wasn't for this movie. And Cube and Easy both. It's younger kids. They wouldn't have played it. Cube and Easy both went back into the top 100 as well. Easy was at 38. Cube's up there, too. Both and Easy both went back into the top 100 as well. Easy was at like a 38. Cube's up there too. Both their albums

is pretty crazy. Which Cube album? I have to look at the article. America's Most? No, it was probably Death Certificate. I like Death Certificate better. There was two Easy albums. One was a compilation. If I recall correctly, so it was probably that one.

I saw a lot of young kids tweeting now about you know they were going back and listening to I have America's Most to Death Certificate to Straight Outta Compton that DLC album

was really great by the way no one can do it better yeah that DLC album is really really really really really great and people might not know

because that wasn't at the forefront of the NWA movie but if you get a chance check out that DLC album if you had to see they tried to play him in there because that wasn't at the forefront of the NWA movie but if you get a chance check out that D.O.C. album if you had to see they tried to play him in there

but it wasn't that much it wasn't but I mean they did what they could they had four people five people they had to really focus on

shit seven people they did a great job if you had to see another biopic it's a good conversation who would you want to see well

we got Bad Boy we got No Limit we got Rockefeller we got Rough Riders we got

Cash Money I think for me a dope sequel to Straight Outta Count it would be the woman's version with Rage and all those

Michelin like nobody would care yeah I see what you're saying but Yeah, it would be tough. I wouldn't want to see that. I see what you're saying, but it would be tough.

It would be a nice tie-in or a great documentary. Yeah, I was just about to say a documentary would be pretty cool. Because they were right in the heart of it when these guys were calling

bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes, and going through all that shit with Police Butali. These were the women that were supporting them throughout that whole time. So I think that's a great story.

What was it? Lady Rage. There was quite a few women that were connected to the NWA era. There was like that girl group that came first on Ruthless Records before. Not 357. There was a few. Somebody tweeted that there'll be a G-Unit biopic next year and Tony Yeo Yeo will be played by Tony Yeo Yeo.

I feel like we already saw Bad Boy through the Biggie movie. I don't think the same. They have a Dog Power one coming. I hope that'sgie movie. I don't think the same, though. They have a Dog Power one coming. I hope that's a rumor. I know. No, it's true. And Dre's son is going to for sure play Dre, but they don't have funding yet.

So it's really like a pipe dream of their own. But they have the script written and everything. Well, they have more than enough money. Dre wants to back it up. But Dre's not really on it. I'd like to see Puffy and Bad Boy, but I want to see that in like 10 years. I don't want to see it now. Yeah, it's too soon. I don't want to see that now.

I think it would have to probably be Rockefeller. Yeah. Why? Because whoever you pick, like one of the things that made the NWA biopic so epic was there were so many storylines to come from it. was there were so many storylines to come from it. I was talking to Parks, and I was telling him, you couldn't recreate that because too much hip-hop history is there. Like Pac, fucking Snoop, Suge, The Contracts, Easy, His Death,

fucking Bone Thugs, Dre. Aftermath, After. What do you think about a Suge sequel? And they did all of that without getting into fucking Snoop and his murder trial. They were. The sequel would have

to be Death Row to me. Yeah, sure. They got into some of that there, but Death Row is where the movie is. I mean, if you just talk about

a movie. They sped through the Death Row shit. I mean, Suge is actually in jail now for being Suge. Death Row could be

a fucking four and a half hour movie. If you ever spoke to some people that have ties the Death Row shit. I mean, Suge is actually in jail now for being shit. Death Row could be a fucking four and a half hour movie. If you ever spoke to some people that have ties to Death Row, they'll quickly let you know that that movie, they could have really got into some things. But yeah, I just think with Rockefeller, with Beans and Hoves beef, with him and Dame not agreeing on certain signings with them breaking up with fucking Kevin Lee or trying to steal Jay from fucking like it's a lot that happened in there I think what's different though with the NWA thing that would be cool for our core audience but I think NWA with Dre's recent success with Apple and everything it really brought a middle America feel to it like oh this is where this guy started plus being a whole movie with a whole

you know plotline and everything the whole police brutality like my mom doesn't want to go see Beans on camera yeah my mom doesn't know who that is

but she went to go see NWA there was a point in that movie straight out of Compton when Ice Cube was sitting at the computer and he said

you got knocked the fuck out was he writing yeah he was writing that's kind of dope that was dope and the bye Fel he said, you got knocked the fuck out. Was he writing? Yeah, he was writing. That was dope. And the bye Felicia shit. I wonder if that's true. Of course, that came from there. No, I know it came from Friday. I'm saying,

in the movie, when they kick that chick out, and they say bye Felicia, I want to know if that's really where he got that from. It was a great tie-in. Either way, good writing. Yeah, they did a really good job. I guess with all of these movements and clicks, there would be something interesting. Like, nobody will, you know, Master P changed music. Yeah.

He changed music in the way deals are done. Yeah. Nobody will ever get that deal ever again in life. Like, they had to ban. There's no limit to it. They had to form an alliance to make sure that that wouldn't happen again.

So that would be interesting, but I don't know. That would probably be short-lived because, I mean... I can't think of anything. Like, I love Dipset. I wouldn't really want to see that movie. That could be in the Rockefeller movie, though.

Yeah, that could be in the Rockefeller movie. I still think Bad Boy would be better. Speaking of Master P, they have a new reality show coming out called The Kids of Hip Hop, a growing up hip hop.

So it'd be Angela Simmons, what's- Romeo Miller. Romeo Miller. There's a few kids coming out that was on a reality show that was born under- What network is that? I don't know. I think they're filming right now. I just keep on seeing little blurbs here and there, but it looks interesting.

I liked what it's, you know- Is Tyga making songs about fucking this girl? Yes, he is. She's in a video with girl video with him making out with they say she young I should have waited she a big dog big girl dog he repeats that over and over on the video not like not someone who looks like not someone who looks like her Tyga might be real yo let me tell y'all but like with everything else I think that every generation

has it's pedophile like we had R. Kelly now there's Tyga I guess for us R. Kelly was like okay R. Kelly's pissing on young girls but we're still listening to R. Kelly's music let's not front but no one was listening to Tyga's music we actually saw the video. Is this translating into sales for him?

What is this doing? Wait a minute. Aaliyah loved R. Kelly. Yeah, but Aaliyah got married to him at 14. But we're talking about the young girls that he was pissing on in the video. She was 15. Allegedly, because that was his twin. What was the law back then?

The law has been the law ever since. It's never not been the law. Well, first of all, R. Kelly had enough hits to be able to marry a 14 year old I'm out of here public disclaimer he's joking let me tell you something then there's Woody Allen no I'm really not

I'm not saying these are my own personal views but what I'm saying is nobody cares as long as your talent is there if people like Tyga they wouldn't be giving a fuck but who likes Tyga seriously does he really have a real fan base? Nobody is saying anything. He did.

Nobody is saying a word about Game and his young girl. I've said something about Game. There's no public outcry about Game and his young girl. His young girlfriend is not a fucking Kardashian or a Jenner or whatever her fucking last name is. Oh, so you think the public outcry is because she's a Jenner? Yeah, for sure. Well, it definitely added on to it. No one was paying attention. That brought attention. The mother, it definitely added on to it. Because it looks like

the mother, Chris, is supposed to be like the big mama pimp hand, so she should have her hand in everything that's going on with her daughter's life, so they allowed this to happen. She lives at home with her father, now mother-mother, and her mother, and they should have played a role in her not sleeping with a 25-year-old man at

17 years old, so yeah, it stands out a little bit. Why more why would that family do that? I would not I wouldn't stand by and watch my daughter at 17 years old fucking a 25 year old man well they stood by their daughters

doing some other things before yeah that's what they're generally saying now we're gonna draw the line at Kylie well they kind of they kind of like kind of like covered it up

they encouraged that shit yeah but they did but they should have encouraged it with someone that wasn't Tiger. She was grown. She was grown when she had a sex tape, Kim.

So, at 17 years old, publicly fucking with Tiger, who was friends, who's like best friends. Black China and Kim was best friends at one point, supposedly. There's a whole lot

that goes into this. Like Hollywood best friends. Right, and then they let a 17 year old Snatch up her Kim's best friend's baby daddy While the kid was still like months old The whole shit is

Is worthy of scandal I don't know But that bitch Kylie look alright She looks damn good now Her doctors are fucking her shit She looking alright I wonder if I wonder if Kylie

I wonder if all of them go to the same doctor Bruce included I would assume only because It's all managed to stay discreet She's looking all right. I wonder if Kylie, I wonder if all of them go to the same doctor. Bruce included. I would assume only because it's all managed to stay discreet. So they probably want to keep it within that same situation. I know Bruce was on the golf course the other day

just as Bruce Jenner wearing men's clothing and using his wheelie bag that said Bruce Jenner on it. So I think he got tired of being a bitch just that fast. Where do you get that from?

We just saw it. It's plastic. Really? I mean, I feel like you have your golf bag. You're not going to get being a bitch. Just that fast. Where do you get that from? We just saw it. It's plastic. Really? I mean, I feel like you have your golf bag. Like you're not going to get a new one. Yes. When you're going to get a new face, new tits, new pussy, you're going to get rid of a fucking golfing bag that says Bruce Jenner.

He's still got his artillery. So we think. We don't know. And if you're going golfing, you need to wear like casual clothing. But there's women's golfing clothes. He was just playing tennis in a fucking tennis skirt and a headband, Dana. So why wouldn't you wear women's golfing? If you feel like a woman and you still got a dick, I mean, it's good to have options.

I think what happened was is that Bruce is really a cross dresser. He got it misconstrued or a producer put in his head that he can get millions of dollars if he just went all the way with it. And I think at some point he's going to regret saying that. But he already had $100. Who? I mean, they're obviously a very greedy, opportunistic family. I don't know them, so I don't know. I mean, from what we've seen,

from what they show on their quote-unquote reality show. I don't know much about them. I don't follow that type of life. I follow them. I keep up with the Kardashians. Well, you're a girl, so I mean, I guess you're allowed to. I don't know what's going on with all that. I mean, I don't really care.

It just seems like he's tired of being a woman or having to go through the whole shindig. We didn't guess Travis Scott numbers. We didn't. We didn't guess the weekend's numbers. Travis doesn't come out until Friday. I like Travis Scott. He has a listening session this Thursday.

Like a lot, like by mistake. I like him a lot by mistake. His production is phenomenal And I think that's kind of what And he The things he's doing Over the production Like he's not doing

Your typical Oh he's talented That's complex beats It's the music As simple as they sound It's the music That you guys Are listening to now

But it's different His flow The way he flows On top of the beat He's dope I was listening to That album this weekend He's raw

So is that Is that album out Because I do want to buy album this weekend. He's raw. So is that album out? Because I do want to buy it. It's available. It leaked, but it doesn't come out. Yeah, so let's make sure it's Thursday. I'm actually going to support him because I went so hard in not supporting that that I'm going to support it. And the weekend's album is phenomenal. It comes out September 4th is when Rodeo comes out.

Oh, no. I'm not waiting until the 4th. It's Friday. That is Friday. There's your $10, Travis. It's Friday. You had my money, but nah.

That's this Friday. Bitch, it's Tuesday. Yeah, you can't wait three days to support him? Nah. Then line him and buy it. Nah, I'm going to get it sooner than that.

Is this his first time selling something? Yeah. Was Owl Pharaoh free? I think. Or whatever it was. I like that project. I think I'm over him,

Yeah, Rory's such a fucking hipster. Who, Rory, right? I'm tired of him, too. No, The Weeknd and Rory. No a fucking hipster. Who, Rory, right? I'm tired of him too. No, The Weeknd and Rory. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, I'm not the biggest Weeknd guy. Yeah, I'm over him. But The Weeknd's album's phenomenal.

I was anti-Weeknd for his past few projects. This album is phenomenal. I love it. I have been listening to it for the past week. Yeah, me too. It has not stopped. I think I'm worn out by him. No, it's different.

No, it's a lot different. There's money behind this shit and it sounds like it okay well I haven't heard the new new new so I was planning on it we're here

but um I associate him with you I feel like the whole summer is when we like got put onto all those people yeah it was that summer weekend, Frank Ocean cocaine 80s

yeah house of balloons cocaine 80s we were blasting house of balloons and doing cocaine to cocaine 80s we were not doing cocaine to Cocaine 80s.

We were not doing anything. Speak for yourself. No, I'm joking. I wasn't doing cocaine either. Yeah, I don't think I saw you ever do that. They already say I do. Oh, you're fucking coke method. They call me everything head.

Everything head. You fucking cocaine. I've been calling everything head myself. Fucking method. But the Weeknd's album is really dope. Anything else? Is there another album is really dope. Anything else? Is there another album? No. You're supposed to come

bring this computer to my house so I can take music from you. Your album's coming out October 7th. They just showed another preview of your show. October 9th. October 9th.

October 9th is your album. October 7th is a preview of your show. Oh, the Couples Therapy show. Couples Therapy, which they showed more last night. Did they? Yes. In between the reunion. They played it

during the reunion. What clip was this? It was a long extended clip. You was going in on the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist went off on you. It was really, really good. Where is that? It's looking nutty. Joe Suplex Jen? What was her name? Dr. Jen? What did Dr. Jen do to you?

Okay, you looked at the side and you was like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Sounds like Joe. Yeah, no fucking... I did go off on her quite a bit.

And she did go off on me quite a bit. Yeah, she was always... I mean, I just come from the school. You can't just tell me anything. I get that you're fucking a professional and I'm a 10th grade dropout, but you can't just tell me... Two and two gotta make four.

That comes out October 7th and then your album comes out October 9th October 9th but I might push it back which you were supposed to play some cuts today so you wanna tell your fans

about that that wasn't a good idea to do you guys can just blame me but the album is really really really good and whenever you hear it you'll be inclined

to agree probably find the fucking clip for me I do wanna see it are we doing emails today no alright so we're not doing emails today when is have you and so we're not doing emails today. When is, have you and Jen made any plans

for her to travel? We've spoken briefly about it. I won't talk about it here. I saw Old Bay. Yeah? Yeah, I went to the spot. Oh, and she was there? I went to the spot. Old Bay was there. I walked in. Didn't say a word to her.

Yikes. And that was that. Wow, that was really exciting in Didn't say a word to her Yikes And that was that Wow that was really exciting Didn't say a word That went really well Not a fucking word Not one fucking word Yeah she was doing One of those things

Where she wanted me To see her But pretending That she wasn't Yeah yeah yeah I'm cool But she did text me yesterday To say happy birthday

Did you respond Yeah I responded Oh good She said I don't know Maybe we're beefing Cause I saw you in the spa And you didn't say anything Nope we're not beefing at all. She said, I don't know, maybe we're beefing because I saw you in the spying unit.

Nope, we're not beefing at all. No beef with me. I don't like beef with exes. Yeah. Or old bays. I was hoping she would have came on Sunday. Oh, please. She's a great person.

She was pretty cool. So we're not doing emails. We're not doing it might be over for. Why not? At some point. I don't have anyone. I don't have anyone. I think we just stopped having people it might be over for.

Or we fucking didn't want to offend our political connects. Yeah, that's how we stopped originally because it was in the midst of our little beef that we had going on here. We had a beef? Yep.

I don't give a fuck about any of that beef shit. That's y'all. Yeah, because she was talking to me and Maddie. Who? Kaylin says she's damaged because of what the F Joe Budden did.

No, that's not new. That's old. I know. This is VH1.com. What would you like me to do? I went on there, and I didn't see anything, too. All right, so we're good. If we're not doing anything, I did want to talk about RG3 for a minute, but it doesn't

really stay there. It might be over for her. RG3? Yeah, it might be. I don't know what that is. You're a fan. Is that the football player? You're a Giants fan? No, I'm a Patriots fan.

No Eagles fans here? I went to the Giants-Jets game on Thursday. Why if you're a Patriots fan? Because I love football. Nah, see that's some new shit. What? Patriots fans should... Free tickets, pay in field access.

Patriots fans should not go to fucking Giants games the same way Red Sox fans shouldn't go to fucking Yankee games Yankees shouldn't go to fucking Red Sox games like what are you

talking about oh you're one of those fake fucking young fans I want to pop up because I went to a football game and I love football I want to pop up

I want to go to every single if you love football as a Patriots fan, you have no business at a Giants game unless the Patriots are playing. Can we go to an Eagles game? I got free tickets.

Can we go to an Eagles game? I hate to Eagles. Oh, so you sell yourself out and whore yourself out. I hate to Eagles. It was field access. It's a Giants stadium. I love my life.

So you sell your fanfare. My fanfare. Yeah, all right. So we're getting out of here. Rory's a fucking sellout. We'll holler at y'all next week, I think. Time to go take a nap. Oh, Labor Day weekend.

Deuces. Labor Day weekend. There's nothing really happening. I'm going to Houston. Still Labor Day weekend. Turn the fuck up. Oh, for fucking Henny Palooza? Slit.

No, he's just going to Houston. Maybe I should go to Houston. I'm telling you, book your ticket. I got a couple in Houston. I got shot at the last month in Houston. I'm there Saturday to Tuesday. Oh, Rocky, you're on net news. Oh, yeah, I won't be here next week. You won't be here next month in Houston. I'm there Saturday to Tuesday. Oh, Rocky, and on that note.

Oh, yeah, I won't be here next week. You won't be here next week? I'm flying back from Houston on Tuesday. Oh, then I'm not coming either. Oh, you're fucked up. Rocky and Maddie

can do this shit. If you ain't doing it, fuck that. They ain't getting me again. We'll fly back. Sounds like a plan to me. All right. Fuck you guys.

We are out of here on the end of this podcast. Later. Be back next week with Maki and Roddy Boddy. Maki and Roddy. And me and Rory will not be here. Maki and Roddy Body. Maki. And me and Rory will not be here. Maki and Roddy.

Have a blast. Bye. Bye.