The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 31

Episode Date: September 16, 2015

Joe, Marisa, Rory, and guests Rodney Rikai & Mac Body, discuss the growing community of polyamorists (no idea if that sentence is grammatically correct), enjoy!

all right no one shares in my enthusiasm it's quite all right i will name this podcast later episode number 31 i am your moderator joe budden moderator yeah that was kind of funny What did you say? Thotterator I'm here all night folks Unfortunately Maddie the body is here Rory the body is here Michael Roars Come on, come on, come on

We missed you Roars Don't do that Welcome back from H-Town Chill Joe body Rory wasn't here last week? No, he was in H-Town Was that last week? Didn't even know

Yeah, that was last week Didn't even notice he was gone. Yeah. All right, well, I know you're back now because you're back with these fucking fluorescent button downs. Michael Roars is fucking amazing, man. Yeah, so the gang is all here. We've got two, well, we've got one special guest

and somebody else that just kind of followed me here. But she has on a see-through shirt. So she's here and she's welcome with a great rack. So first and foremost, I have to start out with the Giants game because I'm still sick. Are any of you Giants fans in here? Yes. Come up to the mic. Come up to the mic, man.

I was trying to wait for Rocky, but all right. No, no, no. No, she never. No, Rocky's not here. Rocky's starting her own podcast, so she's not here. Got you. Shout out to Rocky. You put the headphones on?

Yeah, that's all right. Act like you're a part of the show. All right, I'm here. I'm locked in. First, let's introduce him. No, should we introduce him now? Yeah. Oh, all right.

Let's introduce this young man. We're making this out to be like it's someone crazy. And it's just my friend Rodney. Thanks a lot, Rory. I personally really enjoy this gentleman. This is my guy. I met Rodney, Rory's friend. Rory pops up with a friend every few months.

Yeah. And I don't know where he gets these people. I didn't know Rory had friends. But I met Rodney at a cookout And Rodney had some pretty interesting theories and ideologies And it was pretty cool I can't hear you, Mercer, when you whisper like that And he was a pretty cool guy

And here he is on the podcast for some reason Yeah, I met Rodney through Nike Football Society When I held him to no catches That is a lie,, I have it on tape Yeah, and we've been friends ever since Rodney, you know that guy that speaks At basketball games when you go up to take a piss During a timeout

He's that guy for the Washington Wizards He's the host of the Wizards Oh, do you know Gia Peppers? Yeah, that's my little sister Rodney does have the failed wide receiver body. Like he almost made it? Yeah, like he could have been something. This is a new body.

I used to be like hella skinny. You got your body done? I mean, I'm not like, you know, anybody else. You went to Dr. Miami? I didn't go to DR or nothing like that. Hey, don't you talk about Marissa that way. What? She did have the wagon when I walked in.

Wait, the wagon? Whoa. It's lit? Marissa had the wagon? No, no, no. False, false, false. So, Ronnie, you're a Giant fan.

Yeah, yeah, man. I'm a disheartened, brokenhearted. How did you feel about this past weekend's game? I think it's time for Coughlin to go, man. No.

I think it's time for Coughlin to go, bro. It's about that time. I mean, to pass the ball on third down and stop the clock with Eli just tossing the ball out of bounds, it broke my heart, man. Now, let's be clear. It's been time for Coughlin to go in New York for the past four years. Right. Every year we go through this, let's get Coughlin out of here. So I'll ask you the same thing that I always wonder.

In the event that Tom Coughlin were to leave, who would be the coach? What's the guy from the Steelers that left? I knew he was about to say that. That's everybody's name. Bill Cowher is the guy on everybody's list. You watch a lot of first take. Not at all. Well, I like Bill Cowher, too.

I like his and hers. His and hers, they steal all the Twitter jokes. But those are my people. They do. Mike Smith and – Jamel Hill. Yeah, those are my people. I don't know if Bill Cowher wants to coach the Giants.

Why? Why wouldn't he? Well, he's been in retirement for however many years. I'm certain that he's enjoying that. We've never heard anything about him wanting to come back to coach, not for any other job. So, I mean, what's so special about the Giants job

that makes him want to jump out of that? It's in New York. It's a storied franchise to some degree. I mean, you're a Knicks fan, so you, come on, man. You know what that storied franchise shit means. No Knicks slander here, B. Trash.

They all man Kevin Serafin. Go ahead. Hey, did he just call Knicks trash? The Knicks haven't played a game yet. They've been trash since I had a mustache. Well, I don't know how long you've been like that. The Knicks and the Warriors have the same record as of today. They're both 0-0.

Let's get back to the Giants. The Wizards, too. I don't know if it was a Coughlin call to pass on third down. It came out in the papers yesterday that Rashad Jennings was told not to attempt to score a touchdown on first down and second down. I don't really understand that. I put the bulk of this on Eli

for passing the ball. Even if that was Coughlin's call as an experienced quarterback who's been in championship games, been a Super Bowl MVP, you're supposed to know to take that sack, number one. Number two, to be quite honest, they could have ran that ball on third down and ran it on fourth down. I wouldn't even care about the field goal and them scoring. They could have not scored.

They could have ran both times. The Cowboys would have got the ball back with like 29 seconds. On the five. Yeah. And if they score that way, then I'm cool. So a lot of women are very upset that football season is back. I, for one, am very excited, but the angst,

like having to wait an entire week in hopes that the Giants on my team can redeem themselves after a heartbreaking loss. I don't like that feeling. Rory, do you have a football team? Do you watch football at all? Yes. Who's your football team?

You just killed me for being such a football fan for going to MetLife to watch football. I'm a huge football fan. Oh, yeah, you're a Patriots fan. Because I don't understand that. Makes no sense. Rory is a Patriots fan. First game I ever went to was a Patriots fan. Because I don't understand that. Makes no sense. Rory is a Patriots fan. First game I ever went to was a Patriots game. That continues to go to Jet games.

Yeah, because I get free tickets and I love football. So he's not a true fan. That's a violation, yo. He's not a real fan. How is that a violation? That's like indirect support of that team. Were you a Wizards fan your whole life? Listen, I get paid for my fandom.

It's different. You get comp tickets. Oh, so neither one of you guys are real fans. No, I'm a real Listen, I get paid for my fandom. It's different. You get comp tickets. Oh, so neither one of you guys are real fans. No, I'm a real fan. You get paid to be a fan? Yo, going to an NFL football game of another team does not make you less of a fan. No, no. Make sure you're a football fan.

That's not true. That's not true. Not with the NFL, of all things. Patriots fans can't go to fucking Jet games and Giant games. It's a New York-Boston thing. Red Sox fans, if you're a true diehard Red Sox fan, you can't go to a Yankees game. And Yankees fans, unless the team is playing,

like you go and the Patriots don't be playing at all. Free tickets. I enjoy the atmosphere of football. Yeah, I guess. Rory has invited me to a few of these games. I personally don't enjoy going to the football games at all. I don't enjoy the people. I don't enjoy the people. I don't enjoy the atmosphere.

I don't enjoy sitting in traffic. Unless you're sitting, like, right on the fucking field. I don't enjoy meeting binoculars to see things. We were in the third row. You guys had pretty good seats. Yeah, we were in third row. All right, well, I'm just talking about my experience and why I don't like going to football games.

Stop getting shitty tickets. Well, if you're on the third row, do you avoid traffic? Yeah, I have the parking pass. Ooh. VIP. But you're still in traffic. And we get the on-field access.

These shirts come with perks. You didn't know that. Friends of the program, bro. Who's Rory sleeping with that he gets all this stuff? I don't know. He's well-connected, man. Mafioso.

So what else happened? So I'm still sick about the Giants games. My condolences to all Giants fans out there. We'll be back next week. Eagles lost yesterday, which felt wonderful to me.

Thank goodness. I love seeing the Eagles lose. That wasn't even fun to watch. It is when they lose. The doubleheader wasn't fun to watch at all. Oh, my fucking God. My fantasy team.

We'll talk about it later. Yeah. We'll talk about my fantasy team later. Marissa, are you going to join this podcast at all? You're just going to sit on your gonna sit on your fucking phone what are you doing i mean you guys are talking about sports yeah the sport your segment is sports supposed to be yeah mighty sport desk yeah you're supposed to be telling us what happened in the sports world i dagged mayweather punched someone oh yeah the fight the mayweather fight

oh the mayweather fight took place. I didn't care. Yeah, I watched a few rounds on my phone. Yeah, I watched a few rounds from fucking her phone. She found a fucking link, and I didn't pay for it. Why would you? Yeah, no. I don't think it's over for him.

He's not retiring, but I don't really care about that fight or what Birdo had to say after the fight, like whatever. I feel like a lot happened this week. It may have. Oh, the why the fuck you lying guy. It's a whole video now. Really?

I heard it ruined the entire joke. It did. I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, we all this morning saw that shit at work and we're like, why? I don't know why he did that.

He just stuck a fork in it. He needs better management. You had a hit single. I don't know why We don't Vine management Yeah it wasn't It wasn't

It wasn't good He got a whole video I think he actually went In the studio And recorded like The whole song He didn't just do it From his phone

He had lyrics? Yeah like I heard like reverb I heard I heard shit That you shouldn't hear On a quick Clue to the drop Yeah yeah I heard a flex bomb I heard a that you shouldn't hear On a quick Clue to the drop

Yeah yeah I heard a flex bomb I heard a bunch of shit So he ruined that What else happened? I feel like so much happened Christina Miliana Lil Wayne broke up

Why are you smiling all stupid in the face? We need to start recording this podcast We do We do need to Why do you always have the retard look on your face every time you talk about Lil Wayne and this girl? I just think she's an idiot. That's all. Have you met her?

Wait. Hold up. We're getting the tea. This is tea. This is what they mean when they say tea, right? No, not really. Because I'm not about to give you any inside info. I don't have any.

Damn. Ruined my day. That's what I wanted. So why do you think Christina Milian, I love coming in here with not much to say and then someone

just sets it off. This is great. Because. Why is she an idiot? You know, I don't even want to talk about it, honestly.

It's a podcast. It's a podcast. I know. Dodo. She just went into it, you know, knowing he was engaged. They are still around, coming around family events. Christina can't go to any of that stuff. And she's gushing about him in all these interviews.

And he's not saying a word about her. And then now it's over. And she's sending a PR statement to Entertainment News as a source. Like, yeah, sources from their camp say they broke up. No, Christina said they broke up. Because he's not claiming you. So that's why she's stupid? Yeah.

Why are you claiming someone who's not claiming you? Sounds like a pretty intelligent move then. Yeah. Yeah. That's the new hustle. That's the new come up. Prior to the statement was what was stupid. Oh, nice.

Yeah, you would do the same thing. Hey, guys. Just want to let you guys know. Me and Wayne are new. It's on good night. It sounds like exactly what Marissa would do. No, it's not what I would do. Sources from Hot 97 have let us know.

DJ Juanito. Yeah, that's it. So that's it. That's all you got for me. Damn. I'm just in another world. Why? I don't really know.

You're a bit of a funk. Why do you look like death? Thank you. No, for real. This is about a month, a month and a half where you just look like Why do you look like death Thank you No for real This is about a month A month and a half Where you just look like The world is ending

I just haven't really I don't know I've just been The whole Labor Day weekend You were in your house I mean this weekend too Except I went out To a housewarming

This weekend You were in your house For the entire time Your dress seems A bit underwhelming these are tall tale signs of depression i'm not depressed so i just feel like i want to just get my life together and focus on me and not that's another sign of depression my energy wanting to get your life together people and so i'd rather just work on work and all right so some things are going on in your life that

you're not making people privy to no there's literally nothing I kind of like cleared out guys and stuff and I just am like you know I cleared

out guys I'm clearing out anyone without any substance and I like all I really want like I said last week we're getting somewhere

I do want to eventually be in a relationship so I'm just cleaning the slate and keeping to myself and oh she's got the cuffing season and taking and taking out anybody I do want to eventually be in a relationship, so I'm just cleaning the slate and keeping to myself. Oh, she's got the cuffing season blue. And taking out anybody that was really just, you know, just to keep myself occupied. Marty, cut the dancing Gregory Hines bullshit and tell us what happened.

Nothing, literally nothing happened. Something happened. I know, okay, okay, OLS3. I was about to go and launch into it again. I don't know what happened. Something is. But happened. Something is. But something. Something is. Yeah.

Tell us, man. There's nothing. I just know that no one that I was dealing with was of any substance because it was my own defense mechanism. Because I knew that I would never be in a relationship with those people. So if I really do want to look forward to doing that, I can't just keep having these people around because I want attention at random hours of the day. That's what I was keeping them around for. Monty wouldn't got advice from one of her single friends. From Christina Milian.

Wait, but you just had your first fly out. I know. That was like a month ago. That was a month ago. And you were very excited about it. I was excited about it. Is this post-traumatic fly out? Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Wait, P-Tumatic fly out pt uh ptfo ptfo why else starts with f

i was trying to put the whole phrase together in my head ptfo all right no it's not because that was cool i was that was what it was you You were very excited about that. You were on a jet. I was. Leave it alone. You tweeted that. I know, but let's just let it live. Oh, he fucked up. Oh, wait. No way. He fucked up.

Nobody fucked up. Everybody is still around. Why do you go from you were tweeting about it and you were very excited? I'll pull up the tweets, my nigga. If I'm going to tweet about it once, like let it live there. I don't want to come on the podcast and then relive stuff and then just keep, like I'm just perpetuating shit into the world when I don't need to be putting all of my business out there that often.

I've been reliving Kaylin and Thierry for 10 years now. And it's really suiting you well. You're really, you're doing good, right? I hate that shit. Exactly. So I don't want to keep reliving it either. Let it live. It was a fun moment while it was there.

Did you delete the tweet? No, it stayed there. Oh, it's still there. No one is combing through my tweets to figure out what I did on the weekend of August whatever whatever. Is that true? That's true. Who's combing through my tweets? You never know.

Mad people comb through my tweets. Okay, you're fucking Joe Budden. I'm Marissa. You're Mardi the body. Okay. You fucking Joe Budden. I'm Marissa. You're Mighty the Body. You are. I am. I want to know what you're doing. I ain't even heard from you. I ain't got a text. I know. I ain't got a call. The squad came out to

party. You weren't there. I know. I really just didn't. What is happening? Oh, we have to have like an intervention with you. There is no intervention. You got a camouflage long sleeve jacket on in 90 degree weather. What is going on? Can I move those headphones?

You don't even have the earrings you love. The fucking salt and pepper. Those shits. Like what's up? Nothing. I just want to get my life together and start leading a more positive life. That's it. Did you get fired? No, I just came from work.

So you have a job. I have a full job. You're still on the podcast somehow. I'm still on the podcast. All my friends are there. Everyone's happy and healthy. You still have your friends. I haven't fought with any guy that I've ever spoke about on this pod.

None of that is a problem. There's no issues with anybody. I have no beef with anyone. Oh, you just want to feel loved. I really just want to be in a better space to allow love to come into my life. That's all.

You know what's funny? This is how you can always tell when women have spoken to someone else. Monty don't even talk like this. Yo, she is regurgitating some bullshit that she heard from someone.

I just want to be in this space. I've been saying this to Maddie for 29 weeks. Now she coming here. You know what, guys? My love life. These men are not of substance. You love men that aren't of substance. I know, but that's because I wasn't looking for substance.

And now I kind of am. And so I have to get that shit out of my life so I can allow better shit to come. Okay, so where are you going to find this substance? I have no idea, but I'm just going to sit in my house until I figure it out. So who you gonna fuck in the meantime? I'm not That's what oh You had a conversation with Karen civil Was timeline right now Nicole bitchy somebody So this somebody Somebody did call

No I This is all in my head No it wasn't Yes it is You can't even Produce this stuff You're not fooling me She's of substance now

Oh yeah True true true I have always been I just chose to Well if you're gonna be Of substance then You definitely don't need To be on this podcast

You're adding absolutely Nothing here Nothing fun I might slip up We don't even have The Mahtardi Bay segment. Damn. No fish spot, no nothing.

It's over for you, man. It's over. Yeah, no. It's one day. I'll come with a new update. All right, whatever. All for you. So over the weekend, this is what I learned about myself, right?

Because I think the cuffing season blues is getting to a few people out there right well it's definitely getting to monty um and while it hasn't gotten to me because i maneuvered pretty well during the transition from uh thought season to cuffing season um i learned that I'm a really, really bad, I don't want to say a bad flirter. Well, I don't really flirt. I'm bad at knowing when someone else is flirting. That's what I've learned about myself. And I learned this, well, I was reassured of this last night when I got a DM. Women are starting to be very aggressive in the DMs.

I don't think it's spoken on enough. Like, men, we take all the jokes for sliding in bitches' DMs and fucking wanting to fly them out. Bitches are very aggressive nowadays. Yeah, I don't want to be treated like a piece of meat. I know my worst. Yeah, I've been being treated that way as well. So last night I get a DM. I'm of substance.

Me too. We are of substance. We are. You don't think we're of substance? Yeah, water. And Hennessy. And Patron for Rory So I get a DM last night

And the DM said what did this girl say She said hey I never really know how to read hey Because hey could mean We're starting at hey Yeah You analyze a hey Was there two I's

No it was one hay with an emoji. No dots? What emoji was it? Emoji changes things. It wasn't one of the heart emojis. It wasn't the water splashing emoji. I mean, I'm bad at interpreting emojis as well. But if someone that you don't speak to regularly is saying,

hey, I always interpret that to be like, all right, what do you want? Why are you here right now? But you can't start that way because you'd be a dickhead. You can't. Somebody says, hey, and you say, hey, what do you want? I've done it before. And I've done it too, but I'm trying to change my dickheadish ways. So I said, hey, Beck.

And then she said, Netflix and chill, question mark. And that's where I was lost. She was motherfucking ready to go. Yo, what's her at name? I'm not telling you her at name. Why were you lost in there? I didn't know what she was saying. Were you already Netflixing and chilling?

There was really no gray area there. Sounds pretty direct to me. I didn't know if she, well. I want you to violate my vagina as we watch a film together. Simple. She may have been asking me

if that's what I was doing currently. That was not what the fuck she was asking. Well, I wasn't sure, so to be sure, I said,

who? And then it dawned on me, oh wait, this girl is trying to do this with me. I'm a fucking douche. I don't, so then she felt like on me, oh, wait, this girl is trying to do this with me. I'm a fucking douche. I don't. So then she felt like shit and, you know, went on and on and on.

And she then elaborated that that's what she wanted to do. But I'm really bad at that. That's like when someone else who shall remain anonymous hit me and said, someone who doesn't live in New York. And they hit me and they said, they said, hey, do you know any good hookah spots around here? And I said, what a dick.

And I said, in Florida? Why would I know any good hookah spots in Florida? Why would you be asking me this? And she was like, no, I'm in New York

and so on and so on. But I say this to say, I'm very literal with words and I feel like you should say what you mean. Don't leave a gray area. I don't want to have to delve through the correspondence.

Dog, she said Netflix and chill. Like it literally got me. With a question mark. Yeah, do you want to fucking Netflix and chill? That's a different sentence. Do you want to Netflix and chill? It's totally different from Netflix and chill like it literally with a question mark yeah do you want to fucking netflix and chill that's a different sentence no do you want to netflix and chill is totally different from netflix and chill question mark and i'm so humble that i don't automatically automatically assume every girl is trying to jump my bones so they could mean something else so i want to be certain

but netflix is shitting me i'm serious netflix and chill implies like right like inferred and she might have been she might have been wanting to know if that's what i was doing Fucking shitting me. I'm serious. Netflix and chill implies like. Right, like. Inferred. She might have been wanting to know if that's what I was doing at the moment. Not what she wanted to know. She was being gallant about it. You're not that blonde, son. You're mad smart. Yeah.

I'm telling you, I'm real dumb. You're better than this. I'm real dumb when it comes to women flirting with me. But. Rodney. You're. Rory, do you want to tell us why rodney's here rodney is an expert on a lifestyle that i am unfamiliar with but he uh articulates himself well enough

to get you to switch over yeah so we were at a cookout in uh north new jersey and this topic what's the word polyamory polyurethane that sounds like the shit that took down the towers wait a minute polyamorous man what is a polyamorous um poly means kick it with a bitch from the from the latin, poly means many. Amor meaning love. So when you put them together, it would mean many love. So you don't believe in monogamy?

I'm not saying what I believe in. I'm just talking about an oppressed people who need a voice. I'm not. What? I'm not listening. We're not talking about me verbatim. But there are a large population of people out here who are not accepted by society, and I feel like they may need a voice, and so I may give them one today.

Oh, my God. All right. I'm into this. What kind of characters do you have around here? I'm into this. Ones of substance. I mean, until something is accepted by society, people live in the shadows.

You know what I mean? It's like homosexuality 15, 20 years ago. Like, you weren't just out here like, hey. So this is a real thing. This is a real pressing issue. Yo, this is a community. Okay. For many.

When I see, you know, oppressed people, I've always been a person who stood up and helped them. You know what? You do that. Yeah. I'm righteous. I'm a righteous man. I respect your cause. You fight that fight.

I like the eye contact we're having right now. Yeah. Maddie is one of those people. What? I don't know why she's arguing. She's a polyurethist. No, she is. Yes, you are. Not anymore. Oh, yeah, right now. Yeah. Maddie is one of those people. What? I don't know why she's arguing. She's a polyurethist. No, she's not.

Yes, you are. Not anymore. Oh, yeah, not now. When I'm in a relationship, I'm in a relationship. Which is never. No, me and Smoke broke up in 2013, bruh. That was two years ago. That's three years ago soon.

Might be three, yeah. This is why it's time. And y'all were kind of broken up before you actually officially broke up. It was a bad three months going on there. See? Yeah. All right, because I'm slow, let's break down that word for me again. Poly. Polyamorous. Poly

from the Latin root. Many. Many. Amour. Love. So many loves. Not just one. But you're not saying polyamour. You're saying polyamorous. Come on, dog. I'm just trying to get some intel here all right man i'm we're not okay so love many love that which means you can love many yeah there are some people

out here who do not feel like uh we are wired to just be with one person from a statistical standpoint there are billions of people on the face of the planet you mean to tell me that i'm only designed to be with one person? That for some people, that's how they think. That's crazy. Now, there are some. That's fucking nuts. Now, there are some people that believe we have been programmed and conditioned to believe in monogamy.

Yeah. I won't say I'm one of those people but i do think it's an interesting concept i think the problem here is trying to find a woman who would uh roll with this concept this idea i don't think it's that hard i think there's a again a growing population of people out here who subscribe to this doctrine? When you say growing population. I think it's becoming accepted more. I think they were all here. What women are y'all talking to?

You're not a millennial. So millennials are different, yo. We approach life differently. Well, the 70s, they fucked too, but they're a little different. We're a little different. Joe's generation is a bunch of squares. You're the only one

That doesn't wear a suit and tie To work I'm so glad I don't wear a suit and tie Not that I would That sucks Marissa What

If a man came up to you With this With this idea How would you react Toward this I don't know if It's something that could be In the initial conversation

I feel like I'd be open to it honestly because as we talked about it that day remember when we talked about this a couple maybe a month or two ago i'm not anymore opposed to the fact that like sex like sex outside the relationship might not be a deal breaker anymore considering all things coming but i don't think i think i would be a little off put if that was our initial conversation when we first met well no i don't think, I think I would be a little off-put if that was our initial conversation when we first met. Well, no, I don't think

that would be an initial conversation. You know how happy you would have to make a woman in every other area for this to be okay? For sure. And I'm not that great in these other areas.

I mean, I'm not, I mean, I'm just going to call a spade a spade. Like, your life got to be pretty intact to get a woman to kind of roll with this. MacBody. Hey, MacBody.

Nobody heard your head. Join us, MacBody. Come on. MacBody followed me in here from the street, and she had a nice shirt on, so we let her in. And you speak very low, so you're going to have to come closer to the mic. Like, put your boobs, I mean your mouth, on the mic. Have you been keeping up with this conversation? Yes.

Man. You got to get closer, man. You got to get closer, bro. Can you hear me now? No. Yo, project. Hello? Oh, my God.

If I didn't know any better, I would think you've never been on a mic. Um, not like this. And I think you've never been on a mic. Not like that. And I know you've been on a mic. Hey, it's lit. You have to actually, come on. Let me do it for you. There we go. Hey, yo, this is getting uncomfortable.

I got to get cameras in here. I got to get cameras. We do need cameras, though, seriously. Say something now. Um, something. Oh my gosh, Joe! I'm literally getting uncomfortable. I'm trying to put the mic to her mouth.

The look on your face. For the listeners that cannot see, Joe is putting the microphone in her mouth. While having this look of pure joy on his face. And his hand on the back of her neck. And he makes it really aggressive. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Damn it, I'm fighting a case. I don't need anybody with this shit. No, we just want to hear you. Are you keeping up with this conversation? Yes. We heard her. We're doing better here. All right.

So how would you feel if a man, if a man, yeah, you can take mine actually. Here, take my headphones. You probably need them more than me. If a man approached you with this idea, and how would you approach a woman with this idea, Ronnie? Not you. Not me per se. Not you per se. Not you, but someone who believes this.

I mean, hey, listen. Just a spoke person. I have been through things in my life. Anytime you start like that. Anytime you start like that, you start like that I don't know bro Yo through my experiences You know I feel like I'm not somebody

Who's wired for A more traditional Type of relationship So This guy's good with words Do you believe in marriage? Me? Yeah

Personally? Yeah I believe in partnership I believe in having A foundation marriage Is something that Personally for me And I can personalize this

That I don't necessarily want But it works for some people I get that having a foundation. Marriage is something that, personally for me, and I can personalize this, that I don't necessarily want. But it works for some people. That nigga's good, boy. I get that. You got to watch this guy. I know, he's scary. We got to hire him to talk to our bitches. I wonder if this would work for him.

Well, not for him. But I wonder if this would work if a guy didn't have wide receiver belt. You're actually a really good looking person. That really works. It has a really good looking person it really works it has a lot to do with it ugly niggas are winning right now nah

yes they are yeah they are wait wait yeah look at Travis Scott I know one that's winning French guy Sanaya yeah Sanaya French is ugly

nah I didn't say that I don't think French is ugly I don't think he's as attractive as Sanaya Lathan as the caliber I guess you know

she's an A-list actress and he's French Montana. Yo, we have to stop that. These A-list bitches be birds and you just don't know. Trust me, I found out some others.

Actually, wasn't she popping in with Diddy in the backseat like a month ago? She doesn't have the cleanest reputation. French was with her. Oh, okay.

Yeah, maybe to some people and I won't speak this way about Anaya Lathan, but I will say that quite a few of these bitches that niggas think is just clean as a whistle ain't as clean as a whistle.

I mean, Timmy French is dope though. I mean, he could keep up with her lifestyle so what's the difference? What do we know about her lifestyle?

She got money and he got money. That's all that matters. How do we know how much money Sanaa Lathan has? She's a fucking actress. I've seen her

in one fucking movie in the past. She's done a lot of movies And her movie this weekend Was the biggest one In the box office That's cause it wasn't Shit in the box office

It was 24 It did 24 mil The visit It did 24 mil It did 26 And it was only One million ahead of M. Night

Whatever the hell his name is The Visit or whatever Fallon Yeah They had some stiff competition I did go to see The Perfect Guy They gave Joe All the publishing

Because it's his story It's his biopic Which was better than NWA They should have put Some more rapping in there This is Rory's little joke That The Perfect Guy It is

That whole under the bed Situation Amazing I did go to see this movie Not thinking it would be The greatest movie But I went to see it Because I thought

It would be hilarious Who'd you go with? I went with a friend of mine Austin Mills Shout out, Austin Mills. Shout out to Austin Mills. Did Roars put you on to him too? Not put you on, I know you're aware of him, but did you guys all start hanging through Roars?

That was mine and Austin's first time hanging together. Well, Joe paid for the dinner and Austin paid for the tickets, so they went Dutch on the date, which I thought was great. That's actually true. It just showed that Austin wasn't that type of guy. He wasn't impressed with Joe's money.

Right. He DJ'd my birthday last year. He's the fucking truth. Austin, who is a great guy, came over to my house and we were hanging out and then I asked him if he were hungry. Did he DM you Netflix and Joe?

I don't think you're a little joke, sir. Funny, Rory. Did he dm you netflix and show question mark uh i don't think you didn't know how to take it um did he be the perfect guy and chill again again again again again again anyways i asked austin if he were hungry which he was and then we went to eat. We had a late brunch. And then he went to pay, and I said, no, I will pay. Right? He's a good guy here. And he said, no, I insist.

And I said, how about this? I will pay for the meal. You pay for the movie. He agreed. And it was a great time. What was the conversation like on this date? Well, Austin doesn't talk. He doesn't. He doesn't talk much. That's true. Yeah, it was a great time. What was the conversation like on this date? Well, Austin doesn't talk. He doesn't.

He doesn't talk much. That's true. Yeah, it was no conversation. I just got to be glued to my phone and that was that and then we watched the movie. I talked through the whole thing. I was probably annoying him.

I commentated the entire movie. Yeah, because you knew what was going to happen next because it was your story. Very funny, Michael Roars. But anyway, I did go And it was I got a great laugh

From the movie This movie has been done A million times Obsessed There was another one I want to say enough With J-Lo Even though it's a little different

It's pretty much the same But all these movies In the exact same way Fucking spoiler alert For the people that Actually want to see the movie You should stop listening Right this second

Homeboy dies in the end Oh it's like that the movie. You should stop listening right this second. Homeboy dies in the end. Oh, it's like that Beyonce movie. Yeah. Wait, which Homeboy? The Perfect Gun. Okay, okay. Wasn't so perfect after all.

You would have seen that shotgun blast coming a mile away. Anyway, back to polyurethane with Rodney. Yeah, yeah. All right, so Mac, if Rodney and a gentleman that looked like Rodney, because that's important. Because I don't think an ugly nigga can get away with this. An ugly rich nigga can get away with it. Yeah.

That's true. She's like, yeah, yeah, he can do that. Yeah, he could totally do that. I can hear myself without being directly in it. Well, we can't hear you. Yeah. All right. Well, I believe it can work you just have to like

have a good friendship or you have to really be happy and like him and like you know to accept it but also you're in too i mean i'm not into it i think it's really i think it's really about the delivery because i think i would really get aggravated if if he delivered it wrong just off the strength i wouldn't want to. Like, if you really enjoy someone and that's their only drawback, it's like you're going to accept it. Damn. I see. Well, let me ask you this question, Rodney.

Is the woman allowed to do this as well? Well, I'm not necessarily. No, you're the spokesperson. You're the spokesperson. Hey, we got your disclaimer, right? We know it's not you, but someone like you. I mean,

I don't necessarily know that. Someone who looks like you and thinks like you. I don't necessarily know that I would have an issue with it. I do not. This guy's a freak. I'm not saying

you should pop each other off next to each other like on some swinger time. I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is if you by chance happen to meet someone that you find yourself interested in and y'all build and it turns physical, then why not go ahead and indulge in that situation? I think the key here is nobody can be messy. You can't bring it back to the relationship.

You can't do that. Exactly. Like, don't ever let me find out. Don't ever fuck with a dumb girl that's going to be in my DMs or putting the shit on Twitter. Especially in a situation where if we're public figures or whatever. Oh, that's going to be in my DMs or putting the shit on Twitter, especially in a situation where if we're public figures or whatever. Oh, that's whack

because dumb girls got the best box. A dumb girl pussy. I don't know if I can let it go. That would be my beef. Not that you're fucking her, but it's like that you're that fucking retarded

to have that poor taste. Like, I expect higher of you that a bitch is crazy. Oh, if she's messy. Yeah. You can tell. I mean, you can't always tell. It does suck sometimes.

The situations, you get yourself caught up in a bad situation. But some of these bitches that are just on Instagram all day fucking posting conversations and being ridiculous, you know she's going to be messy.

I think everyone's biggest fear, men and women, is being embarrassed in their relationship. That's the biggest thing. And in the day of social media, it's that much easier to be embarrassed publicly now. Absolutely. Absolutely.

So you always want to save face. You always want to protect the person that you're with and make sure that they're not out here looking crazy. Do you care about me enough to want to protect that? You shouldn't want to see me embarrassed. Absolutely. And women's ego is very delicate. Oh my God.

They're not even mad that you fucked another girl. Now she just thinks this girl has one up on you. Exactly. And that's all they care about She's talking shit about me Where her friends like yeah I got her man Now my friends are looking at me crazy If I go back with It's like a whole thing

That's what bothers y'all Not the fact that I stuck my dick in something else It's that that bitch may have something over you I mean cause we can understand sex without emotion We can get that So that really wouldn't be the biggest issue It's everything else surrounding it It's like your thought process

Like why did you think that was okay Knowing that XYZ would be the biggest issue. It's everything else surrounding it. It's like your thought process. Like, why did you think that was okay knowing that XYZ would be the direct result of your actions? Did you just say that you can't have sex without emotion? I said you can. That is a possibility. That is why that may not be our biggest beef. Okay. How often would you say that women have sex without emotion?

A lot less than men. I know we're a lot lot we're just wired differently we attach much easier but it is very possible okay so you and uh madi the body and mac the body you both are open to this concept in the right situation yes i would like to know i would like to have the option like don't do it behind my back Let me know what it's up Let me decide If that's what I want to do

This community is very honest Kind of like Lou Will And his two girlfriends Something like that Oh you would like that I mean I wouldn't like it But I would rather know Than another bitch

And like My DMs Hey I messed with your man Like messy That's where the messy part Comes into play But I mean so You would want it in your face

Like that direct Cause that would be A whole different That's a different situation I'd rather have that yeah That's where the messy part comes into play. But I mean, so would you want it in your face like that direct? Because that would be a whole different, that's a different situation. I'd rather have that, yeah. That's like flat out polygamy. Yeah, me and her could be friends,

sister wives. I mean, not really. Would you touch her as well? Probably not because I'm not gay. Okay. Macmillan, what the fuck?

Off the mic you go. Did you see what he did? I thought we had her on the line. Oh, my God. Wait a minute. All right. So you're not gay. Well, gay implies that you only like women.

I'm fake gay. So you're not bi. Fake gay. So you've never touched a pussy? No. I make out when I'm drunk. You know, hey, girl, heart eye emoji, stuff like that. But I've never touched a pussy? No. I'll make out when I'm drunk. You know, hey girl, hard eye emoji, stuff like that. But I've never, you know.

LOL. How do you make out when you're drunk and not have never had like a threesome? I don't know. It just never happened. Like I'm not, I'm absolutely, I have 0% inclined to like ever want to kiss a girl when I'm drunk, sober, fucking hot. Any of those things, I would never kiss a girl when I'm drunk, sober, fucking hot, any of those things. I would never kiss a girl. However, if Maddie goes to a hotel room and there's a guy and a girl just sitting there.

I've had a threesome in the past, yes, but I don't. One? A couple. There we go. Well, let me help you out here. That would be called threesomes. Not singular. I've had more than one.

That's what I'm saying. Do you like them? I'm sorry. Maddie, a real nigga. Yeah. I sorry. I enjoy them for what it's worth. I'm not into women like that, but I do enjoy just overall that everyone's being pleasured and it's a cool experience. It's a good energy.

This guy Rodney, man. That's a really good energy. He's having this threesome conversation. He's gazing in Maddie's eyes. He's staring over at Mac Boddy. This guy's pretty good, man. Rodney is, if Ish could talk to women like that, he'd be Rodney.

No, Rodney chills. Rodney chills. Well, Rod, what's your situation? I was about to ask you. Yo, I'm so happy in life right now. That was good. Such a good political answer. This guy is fucking hot. We need to have more male guests on these shows here.

So you're happy in life right now. I'll let Madi do the probing. Do you have a girlfriend? I am so happy in life right now. I'm just ecstatic about everything that's going on. Do you have anyone that would text you about some shit that they did not like on your social media? We don't address social media problems. My social media is my business.

Unless you're going to pay me, then you got to fall back. How old is this guy? Me? Yeah. I'm 30. Nice. This guy's pretty good. See, I had the baby face.

Any plans for children? I already have a son, a seven-year-old. He's in second grade. My guy, Dylan. He's my best friend right now. Shout out to Dylan. Yeah, Dylan changed my life, for sure. What made you grow up?

I was a hooligan. Hooligan. I'm from Essex County. I had long dreads. I was like 240. Jesus. Yeah. You probably couldn't try this polyurethane thing.

Long dreads being 240. How tall are you? 6'2". Look at you. You're really like... No! He was sitting down while I came in. Yo, here's a nigga with substance right in front of me.

This is it. Now we need to figure out what you do for a living. Yeah, that's a big one. And that'll seal the deal. Are you a broke nigga? This is big. Oh, man, Monty. Stop looking at Ronnie like that, man.

I'm not looking at him like nothing. I'm having a conversation so our listeners can get a better scope of what we're doing here since they do not have a deal. All right, well, continue your conversation. I just became the fifth wheel. It's the double date now. What's the double date? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's no dating.

I'm happy. I'm happy. I don't get your little joke. Joe's hoes are listening, so. Huh? Well, first of all, I do have a few hoes that listen to this podcast, number one. Number two, I am single and celibate. I don't want to offend my political connects.

Same. There's nothing going on with me. I'm just really focused on my music and my career. I see Rodney's rubbing off on you here. He's like Mia Jays right now. It's the same speech I gave 40 minutes ago. He's trying to be in a good space. Yeah, I mean, it is.

And it'll bring more positivity to your life when you're like that. Well, I believe that when you're not looking. Exactly. So I'm just focusing on myself and staying home. Exactly. Now, don't get it fucked up. I'm fucking rattling the snake every chance I get. I'm not just into this whole,

I'm not going to buzz a nut thing that you got going on. I'm letting him loose, baby. But outside of that, yeah, we're on the same accord. Now, are you going to finish probing this guy? I mean, I can't really get much out of him. He's kind of like Fort Knox over here. No, I give you what I want to give you. It's not like, yeah, you got to be that way.

People are too open these days. Like, I feel like, my nigga, have some privacy. Have some pride. Like, keep your shit to yourself. So now, since you're into this lifestyle. I mean, not you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. He's just the spokesperson. Just this other guy. I am trying to be Al Sharpton for an oppressed people. We need to do like a 5K walk for this group of people. Hypothetically, if it were to be you in this situation. We know it's not you. Right.

But if it were to be you. Pardon me. Hate to burp on the mic. What if a woman came to you and said hey we're living this lifestyle um i've got this guy that i think the three of us should um try something no nah nah everything's about your your comfort zone like i'm not trying to make anybody i wouldn't want anybody to be uncomfortable whatever their situation is so So I wouldn't necessarily be comfortable with

another penis in the room in general. I've never been the guy who's like, yo, me and my man ran a train on this chick. I've never been. Have you ever done a train?

No, that's not my thing. Never in your life? Never. I've always been the guy like, yeah, I have a good one. I'm not. I just think it's weird. I'm just, I'm good on that.

So you're homophobic? No. I just don't like other dicks around me. Just because you don't want dicks around on that. So you're homophobic? No. I just don't like other dicks around me. Just because you don't want dicks around you doesn't mean you're homophobic. I know. I was trying to get in the corner. All right.

But my thing is, if you're having sex with two different women, what if the sex is really amazing sex with both of them individually? You wouldn't want to try it with both of them? With women? Yeah. That's my personal preference. So, yeah, I wouldn't have a problem of bringing that situation together. But when you're bringing in dicks, other dicks, this is like, whoa, that's not my comfort zone. I'm good on that one.

How many threesomes have you partaked in in your life? Several. Four. Oh, my gosh. I think I'm on the same number. Oh, my gosh. We're soulmates. Wow, we are.

We are. I didn't think the number was too high because that old 240 with dreads, that didn't sound like it was appealing to many threesome out there. Well, I'm from Essex County. You got to remember. So like that way, that's what they do out there.

Yeah, that's... Yo, Maddie, what's up? Y'all want to go somewhere? No, I just want to know who I'm talking to. You're talking to Rodney. I know. What part of Essex County?

I know your full name already because Gia always posts you. Oh, yeah. Oh, so you've been on this thing. No, I didn't. So you've been doing it. So you've been doing it. I couldn't have picked him out from a lineup.

I didn't know what he looked like. I just always see her pose me and Rodney at the Wizards game, blah, blah, blah, blah. And what did you think when you saw these pictures? I didn't really see much of a picture. He'd always be like off in the background. I literally always scroll past. I hate taking pictures. Yeah. I'll just scroll past it.

You're like Batman or something. You lived this whole other life. No. I mean, no. No, no, no, no, no. That's not what anyone said. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're like Batman or something No, okay my bad I apologize You speak for people that live another life. I'm trying to make sure that they're okay It's a selfless. It's a selfless act. Where would you go to find women that would oblige this room? Yeah, cuz Mac body and mighty body, y'all are with the shits.

Depending upon the situation. Not every guy is going to just come up to me like, yo, fuck it. Well, what if the guy is attractive? Does he have to be rich? Oh, connection is so overrated. No, that's a major part of it. Bitches don't be connecting with anybody. Joe hates that word connection. The first time I met you, you was like, yo,'s a major part of it. Bitches don't be connecting with anybody. Yeah, well, I need a connection. Joe hates that word, connection. The first time I met you,

you was like, yo, no connecting. I don't believe in that shit. I connect with anybody. I can connect if I want to connect. It's Wi-Fi. Just give me the connection. I'm going to connect to Wi-Fi. Did I beef about that connecting word?

You did, yeah. You were on a tangent. I just feel like it's overused and there's no merit behind it. Joe mad hurt. Am I hurt? There is none. But I hurt? There is not. But I'm not talking about me.

I'm very, I connect with people very well. I'm talking about when women use the word, we have to have a connection. I'm not talking about some physical shit. Connect to a woman means y'all text and y'all kind of like. No, none of that shit. No, I'm talking about like you really understand me and the moves that I make and my way of thinking because I know I'm a little like. Women are so easy to game. Oh my gosh. gosh here's the thing men are very perceptive y'all don't give us nearly enough credit for how smart we actually are but we don't want it because then our case is

blown yeah well yeah exactly so we kind of got a doubt play this shit I don't mean to be Steve Harvey up here men are so dumb but we have an ability to figure out who you guys are like we know who you got who you are what it is that want, and we know how to mold ourselves into that. Well, if you go to that level. And we beat that pussy up. We beat it down for 90 minutes. This is why I'm single as fuck. All right. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. It's getting so real in here. It's kind of lit. Anyway, Rodney, what are you doing later? Oh, my. You guys are saying what? Oh, man.

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That's a perfect transition. I love FanDuel. I, too,, FanDuel! Well, let's get into it right now. That's a perfect transition. I love FanDuel. I, too, love FanDuel. And we're going to get into that shit right this second. Do you know anything about FanDuel, Joe? Why, yes, I do. And if you want to play against me in fantasy football this week, then join my league.

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I'll name this podcast later We'll be playing against y'all So wait How does it I can pick a team Or I pick a player Or I pick multiple You pick multiple players

Anybody Any team I could just put like What type of freak are you Word I could just put I could take a person From like the Raiders

And a person from like The Giants And the Eagles Yes Can I play someone From the practice squad Why would you want to You're not gonna open You could take a person from the Raiders and a person from the Giants and the Eagles. Yes. Can I play someone from the practice squad? Why would you want to? You're not going to have two points. Not paying.

You never made the league. You're trying to pick somebody from practice squad that she had a fall on that win. Show him some love. Have him fumble, man. Sorry. I told you about that shit. Look. Yeah, no.

You can't pick somebody from the practice squad and Rhode Island doesn't have a football team so that person wasn't from Rhode Island so didn't that we got flown out

yeah Monica's real quiet when we start because I just again like Ronnie said your business is not for

no no no why like Ronnie said your business is not for everybody so let's just keep it light

I keep my business private too alright anyways where was the joke nigga Like, Ronnie, so your business is not for everybody, so let's just keep it light. Yeah, I keep my business private, too. Oh, yeah. All right, anyways. Where was the joke, nigga? What happened? All right. Anyways.

Fanduel.com. Make your picks today. All right, so Mac and Mario with the shit. Yeah. If the situation is correct. Right. It takes a certain type of man. We can't hear you. It takes a certain type of man. We can't hear you.

It takes a certain type of man. A man like Rodney? Not everybody got it like that. You have to, you know, have the connection. Again. Why are you looking at me like that? Well, like, it'd be kind of easy

to get you on board with this scenario. No, no, no, no, no. No, you have to have the connection. The connection. The connection. The connection. What's your favorite movie? What kind of music do you like? Not at all, not at all.

No, I'm chilling. What's your favorite movie? What's your favorite movie? What a coincidence. Yo. I love that movie, too. Rodney, what is your favorite movie? The Notebook. Yo. I love that movie, too. Roddy, what is your favorite movie? The Notebook.

Love Jones and The Wood, my two favorite movies. Oh, Beetlejuice is mine. I didn't know The Wood would be your favorite fucking movie. This guy's a freak. You need to know creeps, man. No, man. No. So, do you believe that you can live this way and be truly in love with someone?

Yeah. Or do you even believe in true love no i mean what is what is true love i don't know what do you mean by that exactly rodney you're 30 years old i refuse to believe that you have no idea what true love means i understand that it's relative but if we're going by carithians do you believe in that carithians no i know i know i know i'm like where are you going i believe in it i believe in god you believe in that type of love that they describe i can pull it up if you're unfamiliar love is like love is all of that yeah um i i do believe in love in that way i don't know

that necessarily means that love is singular. You can only have that kind of love with— Well, it doesn't say loves. It says love. Love, that word is singular. Okay, but God is love. It's not a plural word. I think that implies that.

I think in that scripture, I'm not an overly religious man, but I think that scripture is talking about God. So it's saying God is instead of love is. Or love is instead of God is. And so from that standpoint, God is loving everyone. Yeah, well, man is made in his likeness. So why? All right, let's go back here. No, no, no, no.

I want to get into this, guys. So they're telling. Let's do it. I love Rodney's story. What a good debate. Two not very religious men are going to go debate. Talk about religion. No, we're talking about love.

Let's fucking debate this. I'm a spiritual man. I'm not very religious. Extremely religious. I'm spiritual, not very religious. But I do talking about love. Let's fucking debate this. I'm a spiritual man. I'm not very religious. Yeah, same. I'm spiritual. Extremely religious. I'm spiritual, not very religious. But I do believe in love.

And I don't know if you could live this lifestyle and truly be in love with one person. I feel like you can. Yeah, absolutely. Or explain to me how you've done it. In my opinion, this whole thing is only about some casual sex on the side. That's it. This is not about dating like, dating multiple people. And I could get married and have that situation as well.

Like, I want marriage. I want all that stuff. Like, I'm talking about casual sex can be overlooked in a sense if everything is taken care of at home. And that's how I'm perceiving the situation. Sometimes significant things stem from insignificant sex. That's true. That's very true Because the connection can come That was poetic

It is And it's a very slippery slope As we talked about before That's how a lot of people Get caught up It is true You go into something Believing that you can have

Very casual sex And then some other things Begin to occur And then it turns into Something totally different Y'all talk one night While y'all there So while this idea

Sounds amazing And I'm sure many people Would sign up for it I don't know how many people would be able to execute it. Like me, I don't necessarily, I don't tend to stick my dick in places that I don't want to continue to stick my dick. And when I'm, and when I'm continue, pardon me? Fanduel.com. And when you continue to stick your dick somewhere,

normally that means that there's some traits and some characteristics about this person that you enjoy outside of pussy for some people some people you know the pussy's great so you just keep doing it but for some others this person may have some uh some traits that you enjoy and which keep you coming back you have some commonality between the both of you right so if i have a girlfriend and i'm truly in love with her, and even if she's with the shits and she believes in this way of life as well, at what point you can't just put a ceiling on the amount of like that you have for these other people that you continue to sleep with. I guess it goes back to self-control. So now it becomes game management. It is. back to self-control.

So now it becomes game management. It is, though. It's how much you love the person that you entered into this agreement with and how much, you know,

if you do see yourself catching feelings for someone outside of this thing and realistically, you know, you won't be with them, having the self-control

to leave it alone. It's not for everybody. Can I have two girlfriends if I live this way? I don't know. Do you want to have two girlfriends? Have you communicated that?

One is a headache enough. I think it's on a case-by-case basis. Well, I can't get one girlfriend. So, I mean, getting two seems like it would be I think it's on a case-by-case basis. Well, I can't get one girlfriend. So, I mean, getting two seems like it would be difficult. It's on a case-by-case basis. I would think that whoever you are and whoever your situation encompasses, like, you guys are going to have communication.

And you guys are going to figure out what it is that works best for y'all's situation. Like, you're not limited by societal standards and norms. Because societal standards and norms change regardless. So, whatever you guys communicate and agree on, then that's what the terms of y'all's situation are. by societal standards and norms. Because societal standards and norms change regardless. So whatever you guys communicate and agree on, then that's what the terms of y'all's situation are. I can't, why would I dictate to you how you want to live your shit? What makes you happy and what's comfortable for you?

I think it would be super tough to find a woman to oblige to these things. I get that Madi and Mac Body are saying that they're with the shits because we're just having a talk piece. We're just doing a talk piece. We're just doing this for conversation. In the event that you were actually in said situation.

I mean, I related to a personal experience I've had, but it was never something where he and I were together or it was a real connection. It was just like, I mean, I can't really explain it. Like, we've been dealing with each other for a long time, and I care about him a lot, and I probably would be with him if all the factors lined up right, but they don't. But we're open to talking about the guys I deal with, the girls he deals with. What are all the factors? Because y'all just keep saying connection,

and I do want to provide some clarity for people. Well, with him and I, it would just be if he wasn't, like, all over the place, and if he lived near me, and if he was ready for a relationship, and he's not none of those things are what works for me but well no give me the traits that a man would have to possess in order for you to be with the shits both of you like like you said before everything has to

be really good at home like he has to treat me right he's nurturing he's providing he's taking care of the house sure he's you know we have stability yes you want we want the same things in life you're interested in moving this forward and um we we we work well together and we want this then then maybe yeah he can fuck up the bitches and you'd be okay okay but the way you put it like that is well no well i'm pretty blunt and to the point i wouldn't word it this way if i were trying to get somebody to join we could both be yo let me fuck other bitches yeah i would i would probably talk like rodney and it's not like it's not like on a friday night when we could be home it's like all right babe i'm gonna go fuck you know what i mean it's like if you're on the road

or you know what it is and like you do something out in fucking north dakota or whatever cool just don't let it come back to me and that's it is what is what it is. So I can't fuck in New York. If you live in New York. Don't fuck in my backyard. And don't let it come back to me. What borough do you live in? So you. It's all.

Again. It's all. Again. Whatever you do. Maybe there's a girl that really doesn't care. It just. It's so. Women care.

You guys can't help it. I don't know. You guys can't help it. And I take it that you agree with everything she just said. Oh you weren't even listening. You were fucking staring at your nails. They're great nails. I agree.

Thanks. They're not even done. They are, too. All right. It's not important. So you agree with everything she just said? Yes, I do. Well, thank you.

You know what? Groundbreaking news. You have been such an amazing guest here on this show. Oh, man. What would we have done without you? So much to say. So long-winded. I'm at the edge of my seat.

What are you going to say next? No suspense. Yes, I do. No, but if you guys have a good friendship, takes care of you in every type of way, just cares about you genuinely. You guys were saying you could fake it. No, you can't fake it. Because there's certain actions that are done that you know just prove the

connection like like i mean guys are good finessers and they know what it takes to get the pussy that or get you to be where you need to be but again it just depends if you're a piece of shit that wants to finesse me or i mean even if you are being finessed if you're happy you're gonna be with the situation i'm not saying i would ever be with the situation but if you are being finessed, if you're happy, you're going to be with the situation. I'm not saying I would ever be with the situation. When was your last relationship? We're not going to speak on my last relationship. It was six months ago.

Okay, so that was relatively, that's a short time. What are we in, September? That's not even two whole seasons ago are you about to cry no I'm not gonna cry I have nothing but good words to say it was a lovely gentleman it just ended

how long were y'all together a year and a half who left who it was like a mutual thing oh he left her no no no no no no no he called me one day when I was drunk, but he didn't know I was drunk

because I never used to go out or anything. And then he came at me with some things and I was like, don't ever talk to me again. And he never talked to me again. He was like, you don't have to tell me twice, I'm out. So after a year and a half, one sentence. That's lovely. No, it was coming towards that for a little bit.

Yeah. Well, let me be the. It was just the final straw. Did you have stuff at his house? Like, did you have to get it? Like, how does that go? No. But he owed me, like, a little money.

But I was like, whatever. Take that, Elle. That's why you need a white girl, man. No, no, no. Not like that. Not like that you need a white girl, man. No, no, no. Not like that. Not like that. He's white girls. He sold something of mine.

Wait a minute. You might be a better guest than I thought. Well, let me help you out here, darling. When you tell a man, don't ever speak to me again. He's not going to speak to you again. I learned it. No, no, no, no, no.

And he does it That's him leaving you Yo this music is fucking Blowing me right now Yeah they got opera Some shit going on On the floor above us And she's killing it

She is She is going all the fucking Opera shit Oh man So did he ever try to reach out Or contact you or anything? No but he always told me Like from, from the beginning of the relationship, whenever I was done, that we could be done and he would respect it.

So me saying I was done, it was like, yeah, like, he respected it. I don't know. Have you tried to hit him and he just doesn't answer? Keep it real. No, I haven't. No, she can't. She can't. Her pride can't let her do that.

If she says, you know what? I don't want anything to do with you. That nigga says, all right. What are you going to say about that? He really took that way up. Yo, you know what? The women say that way too much. Women say that shit when they don't mean that shit.

We do. And then you run into a nigga like me or him that is like, all right. Fuck you, damn bitch. Stick to your guns. Yeah. Damn. All right, so do we know how he's doing now? Do we do we follow him on Twitter? Do we know anything? I need social media stuff. Um, I do have a catfish page that I follow him on Instagram, but he doesn't post

I totally respect it. I do too. He doesn't post often. He's not like a social media How often do you check the page once a month because he doesn't post a lot. So there's nothing to see Why do you have a catfish Instagram page? Just for shit like that. Because his page is private. Oh, okay. Yeah. His page is private.

So, you know, you got to see it. Wow. I wish we had more time. Yeah. I'll do that. We should have spoken to her much sooner. Every woman does. Every woman does.

Watch them all. No. No. No. Don't be surprised. When I used to work for this one company that shut down or whatever. I had created their Instagram page. I still had it. So I fucking locked the page so that no one could go on it really or whatever.

Follow the people who I want to follow. And it's good because it's filled with pictures. It doesn't look like a catfish page. That's exactly what mine is. I have followers. There's people I'm following. It's fucking great. This is a conversation in itself.

This is real, y'all. Did she just A? A. She just A'd catfish accounts to stalk. I don't do anything with it. I just casually look if I'm blocked from someone's page

or something like that. Madi, this is a bit contradictory. You just gave me the entire spiel about being in this newfound space. I am in this space, but it doesn't mean I'm not fucking nosy. I'm a girl. I'm nosy as shit.

I still want to see all I got left to. Why do you want to check up on these men without substance? I just care. I just care what the fuck they're doing. It doesn't mean I'm not fucking nosy. I'm a girl. I'm nosy as shit. I still want to see all that God loves you. Why do you want to check up on these men without substance? I just care. I just care what the fuck they're doing. It doesn't mean I'm going to hit them up. I'm not going to touch them. Actually, sometimes it helps me remember why I shouldn't deal with them.

That is weird. I'll never do that. It's not. It reminds me why I shouldn't deal with them or whatever the case is. And I'm just, you know. So you have to keep checking their page to be reminded as to why you shouldn't deal with them. It's part of the reason. And also because just because we're not dealing with each other doesn't mean I don't care about their well-being.

And I hope to see that they're doing well. Send a text. Are you good? No. We're going to get into a full conversation. We don't need to do all that. We don't need all that. Or we'll get ignored.

Or they'll never talk to us again. Holy shit. What did this gentleman do? Was he into pharmaceuticals? No. What was his one? I don't mess with guys like that. A lot. Holy shit What did this gentleman do? Was he into pharmaceuticals? No What was his I don't mess with guys like that A lot

A pharmacist is a great job Actually my best friend's a pharmacist You're not talking about pharmacists Shout out to Kiana He doesn't work at Duane Reade So you don't mess with pharmacists Or scammers No

Or athletes Or rappers What did he do for a living? What was his job? I can't get too much into it. I don't want people to hit him up and be like, Oh, he's popping. Mac's talking about you.

No. Oh, yeah, that's annoying as hell. Trust me, girl. Does he have an occupation that no one else has? Let's just leave it alone. Let's stop probing. Let's stop probing. No, he has a normal occupation.

We're on a podcast. He's a normal guy. I know, but it just gets messy that way. Trust me, I've been there. All right. Regular guy, regular job. Is he in a relationship? Now?

Oh. Why are you going to put this in? No, because this is the best part. Yeah, Rory already heard. Joe already heard. I'm not going to talk about it. It's too personal. Can I talk about it?

Go ahead. I don't care. Well, this gentleman is now married. What? Fuck him. He's a dog. He's a dog because he's married? What the fuck?

How the fuck can you break up with somebody six months ago and you're already in a whole new relationship and fucking married? Well, it sounds like if I had to put the pieces of the puzzle together. He sounds just like Joe. It sounds like you. He is. You are Joe adjacent. No, no, no, no. They're both light skin.

Anyway, he has freckles. I'm kind of brown. Anyway, it sounds like you might have been the side joint. No. What do you mean? Anyway He has freckles I'm kind of brown Anyway It sounds like you might have been The side joint No What do you mean? He's married six months later?

She probably was a side joint And then he went Oh you'd like to pick that picture with you J.R. Smith did Yeah women will cape For women He does God damn

I never thought about it like that Really? I didn't get too much into it That's the first thing I said in the car When we talked about it Yeah she would have had to bend the side joint Yeah And he was looking for a way out

No the other girl might have Might have known about her Don't make her I mean the other girl was a real ass nigga She was polyamorous Everything comes full circle Oh this is amazing are we reading emails today

no we're at an hour anyway how come we never read emails because I haven't been here and I haven't gone on and like filtered through

let's do what it might be over for I feel like I had one and now I forgot we already talked about Christina Milione do you want to do you want to hit her twice alright let's do it

is it a part of the show it might be over for Madi who might it be over for You want to hit her twice? All right, let's do it. She seems like a sweet girl. It might be over for Madi. Who might it be over for? I don't know. I will say this. How much longer do I have to deal with this fucking depressed camouflage, Madi Dabani? I mean, I'm going out this week and it's going to be lit.

Todd Allisine has a show, so I might come back with like, oh my God, my life is reinvigorated. What do I have to do to never hear that name on this podcast again? That's not nice. If Ty Dolla $ign wanted to partake in this lifestyle that we spoke about today. I don't like him like that. I am a fan of his work. Maddie. What?

What do you think everybody, you think everybody's just dumb? Do you really think I'm trying to just be out here fucking him i am a fan of guys we're gonna get out of here on that note this has been a wonderful podcast are we doing email we're not doing emails we're not doing it might be over wait let's start a new segment our fans miss like segments of shit let's do we don't do shit on this show yeah let's do a segment oh well there well, there's always an All Love Lost update. Let's do an update. That's the fucking segment? I'm looking forward to tomorrow night, which is technically tonight. Tonight is the All Love Lost listening session. Oh, I'm missing it. Is that tomorrow?

Yeah. Is it tonight? Yeah. It's tonight. Tonight. Holy shit. Wednesday, tonight, yeah. Why did I think it was Thursday?

I RSVP'd today. What was it, yesterday? Very excited about that. Oh, it's tonight. Yeah. As in tomorrow. Yeah. Wednesday.

It's on Wednesday. It's Wednesday. It's going to be lit. Do you have prior engagements? I'm just saying it'd be nice to know when you're holding your fucking album listening session. Is there going to be hookah? There will be hookah.

It's lit. I don't normally enjoy album listenings because people don't listen at all. Yeah. People come near, they drink all the fucking liquor, they see people they haven't seen,

they talk, they network, and then they get out of there. Then they say, yo, was at this listening session on Twitter, and then they go home. I went to one of your listening sessions before I even knew you. You had it at some burger joint.

Damn. No, it was a dope spot. That's the one that J. Cole went to. It was 09? That was Boom Music 3 That's the one that J. Cole went to It was 09 That was Moon Music 3 Okay Is this one at Brownstone? That was kind of funny

Yeah Mac Oh wait I only RSVP'd me But can the squad come? I feel like that makes sense Yes the squad can come Okay Yeah so

And because this album Is a listener's album Like it's really One to listen to I'm not really with The listening sessions That aren't intimate Where people are just Running their mouths And talking or whatever So hopefully this will not album like it's really one to listen to I'm not really with the listening sessions that aren't intimate where people are just running their mouths and talking or whatever so hopefully this will not be that way and if it is then

whatever I guess the label is fucking expecting me to make it not be that way they want me to just be on the mic and be mr. fucking social mr. real is a hosting I love them that'll be very funny they're great they're pretty funny also I thought it all right so my day is pretty packed up tomorrow that opera is hosting. I love them. That'll be very funny. They're great. They're pretty funny. Also, I thought, alright, so my day's pretty packed up tomorrow.

What else you got going on? That opera lady is killing it. I'm about to walk upstairs and get her autograph. Get a collab going on or something. She might be popping

or some shit. Yeah, so that's that. We're inching closer and closer to... Is the pre-order coming soon? Thursday. Tomorrow.

That's good to know for the fans. Yeah, the pre-order's coming tomorrow. Oh, gosh, you guys are driving and making me broke. I just pre-order coming soon? Thursday. Tomorrow. That's good to know for the fans. Yeah, the pre-order's coming tomorrow. Oh, gosh. You guys are driving me broke. I just pre-ordered two albums on Friday. Which albums? Ties coming out on November 13th.

I just asked her now. And MGK. I walked into that. MGK is dropping the same day as you. October 16th. Okay, that's great. It's supposed to be a beef. Oh, it's lit.

It's a beef now. I think they're very different. Very different. I'm really hoping That Drake and Future Just hurry up And drop their mixtape Before they fucking

Just shit on everybody Is that official? Is that official? Is that shit gonna come out Right when the album Comes out? I mean I hate to be An honest artist here

The funny shit was They gotta hurry up When I saw that I was like Alright luckily They're dropping it tomorrow Not anywhere near Joe's album Yeah and then

They didn't drop it They gotta hurry up Is that for sure a thing? It's a thing I mean I saw that Universal paper floating around But like people could People have been making up

Fake like listings in In the database for like Beyonce songs being registered And what is it ASCAP or whatever the fuck Like all that stuff I feel like Drake and Future Have spent entirely

Way too much time together In recent months To only give us Where would y'all at Or where the fuck would y'all at Or whatever the name of the song is entirely way too much time together in recent months to only give us, uh, where was y'all at or where the fuck was y'all at or whatever the name of the song is. Um, it has to be more Drake and future songs lurking around it.

They seem like extremely huge fans of one another. Um, so if I had to just guess, I would think that there's a mixtape coming soon. That cover that floated around is reportedly fake, but I'm disappointed. That's a fake cover, but it's really hard.

Yeah. I wish that shit was real. No, that's a really really really hard cover they should use that because I don't think whatever cover they're going to use is going to be harder than that

yeah that shit was mad real the owl with the fucking dirty sprite shit yeah it was great it was amazing I wonder who did that

me I made it yeah way to go alright so on that note oh my god I don't want to leave I feel like we can keep talking I want to thank I feel like we could keep talking

Rodney body And Mac body And Maddie body And Rory body Joe body No, Joe is not a body My body is my temple He's the Thotterator

And I'm sacred Yeah, I'll take that I'll be the Thotterator See, I'm not even supposed to find a woman of substance And get married If you guys continue this narrative I'm sorry, I just See, see, see Support get married if you guys continue this narrative. I'm sorry. That's just what it is. See?

Support me on my quest for love. Support me on the quest for mine. You're fucking bringing up my past. You're supposed to be here for my present. Your past was like last week. It doesn't matter. Your word. This is me now.

This was a very interesting conversation about polyurethane or polyuramist or polypyramid, whatever the fuck the word is. Polypocket. Yeah, whatever the word is. Shout out to allid, whatever the fuck the word is. Polypocket. Yeah, whatever the word is. Shout out to all you people out there.

Oh, I love polypocket. Maybe we have opened up some minds out there to a new way of life, which would be really dope because I'm always down to fuck two bitches. You say you begin to open that shit. I'm joking. You're too tight.

No, I don't do threesomes You don't do them at all? No not now What if the vibe is just right? No Plenty of times In my 30s Two chicks

Two chicks have tried to get a problem It's the energy in the room What if you got a connection? Remember how I said The threesome girl keeps texting me She said the other day Like I feel like when I'm around you I'm just myself

I was like what? She's like What? Did she put a DM you Netflix in show? No, but she might as well. What a bird. She's sending me hearts.

Maybe in another life we knew each other or something. Are we into each other? On the flip coin, anytime a woman says that when she meets you, I feel like I've known you for so long. You can fuck that night. And she's also batshit crazy. I did.

And on the flip side of that, once you say that to a woman, you can fuck within the next hour. Well, as soon as you say, yo, man, yo,

this shit is wild. I feel like me and you, I feel like we just, yo, it's crazy. It's only been a day. Or old work that you haven't seen in a while.

It's like, yo, we just pick right back up. It's like we have no time for each other the women fall for all of the weakest lines yo that was my man texting

these are not funny things because women get caught up in these things I know it's funny and then women put these shit in the group chat

like oh look then they be all confused and their feelings are flustered and they don't know what to do and they start crying Like it's amazing

And they're gonna be like That's literally so fucking factual Yeah you guys are fucking idiots But anyway You guys are fucking gafflers Shout out to the polyurethane Shout out to the woman That fought for that shit

Hopefully next week We can get emails back We can get We're gonna start a new segment Next week too We're gonna figure it out I'm all for starting a new segment And if you guys have any ideas, send us some ideas on Twitter.

Some people come up with shitty ideas. Yeah, so why do you keep asking people to come up with ideas? Sometimes there's good ones. Yeah, if you have any ideas, email him to Rory. He'll read them, hopefully. All of Lost, October 16th. Anything you guys want to say? Any parting words?

Mine's about Ty Dolla $ign, so I won't say it. Mac is just ready to go fucking get on her catfish account my phone's broke it was lovely meeting you Rodney likewise that's so dotty her phone is broke

like a dot it was lovely it was it was a great conversation it's awesome just hand it to him I don't want to hand it to him you know the energy

in this room right now everyone's so connected the vibe is crazy and we are gone peace bye guys