The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 35

Episode Date: October 14, 2015

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Of me and Rory right I took mad Madi the body photos this weekend Can we start the show Austin we good? You can leave that in Alright And we are here I'll name this podcast later

Episode number 35 Damn you're good I didn't even Is it 35? Yeah It's 35 I thought we were 36 My lips are chapped

No 35 So many people Let me just clarify this Very quickly So many people Have asked me when am i going to name the podcast that's the fucking name uh that's the name of the podcast i'll name this podcast later so now that we got that brief psa out of the way what's up yo uh i have uh my dear

friend and co-host moddy the body here with me for some strange reason. She's back. I keep trying to not send her the address, but she knows it already. So she's here. I've actually been here for like 45 minutes sitting here by myself. We switch the time and everything. Yeah, we try to do the podcast

across the street at the bar. Just start blowing us up in the group chat. Hey. Where are you guys? And I have my good friend, and I won't say right hand man. He's not that important. Left hand, man.

Jeez, thanks. I am left handed. Isn't Joe as well? Yes. Well, there we go. Who knew? Michael Roars is in the building. Come on.

Michael Roars. Michael Roars. Hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop. And it's me. Yep. So much to talk about. So much. Maddie looks like shit. I do, because I was traveling. I had a hard weekend. No, no, no, no, no, no much to talk about. So much. Maddie looks like shit.

I do because I was traveling. I had a hard weekend. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Slow down. Slow down. Wait. We're going to get these jokes off before you explain why you look like shit. Okay.

Is that a Jurassic World hat? That's what I wanted to ask. I need to know the backstory on where you got that Jurassic World hat. You have on a Jurassic World hat that looks like it was actually in Jurassic World. Because that's the point. Universal sent it to me when the movie was coming out, and they sent me a nice pair of sneakers and a whole promo pack. And you kept it. And I really like his hat.

It really makes me happy. You are really a 12-year-old. It's a very comfy hat. And this is a LeBron hoodie that probably would look better with some lipo. Fuck you. It looks a little some lipo. Fuck you. It looks a little sloppy. Okay, thank you. And your eyes, you got crust in your eyes. What's up with your life, man?

Alright, well, I was traveling. I was in Atlanta. I saw you there. And I got back late last night and I just kind of fell asleep and I had to roll out of bed for the morning show. Stayed a few days later. I did. I changed my flight. I was about to say, for the listeners. Change the flight. Wait, about to say For the listeners Change the flight Wait time out

For the listeners listening Some of you A lot was going on in Atlanta The AC3 festival Was going on down there As well as the BET Hip Hop Awards We're filming And for those of you

That have never been Or attended The cool people Were gone already By yesterday Yes Well I left yesterday No

By Saturday morning by Saturday morning. Saturday morning, Sunday morning, they were gone. Marnie decided to stay till Monday because she's a loser. Look, I was leaving Sunday. And then you got a text. No, then I went on Twitter and I saw there was a Ty Dolla $ign show. So I was like, oh, my God, I have to go. And I saw there was a flight back to another

different airport but kind of nearby so i hit my ex to make sure he could pick me up from the airport he said wait what what what other airport i flew out of trenton and i flew back into philly why uh because it was cheap you live in jersey city i know it's only an hour to trenton Yeah. Because it was cheap. You live in Jersey City. I know. It was only an hour to Trenton.

And it was $8 a day to park. How much of a difference was that flight? That flight was $100. And the Newark flight? Newark was like $350. What airline did you fly on? Frontier, which is basically... Oh, my God. They put you in the overhead.

Actually, I was in the first row. It was kind of lit. You're the first person I've ever heard actually fly Frontier, which brings me to ironic that you flew Frontier. Are you going to go to my bank? I'm sitting here discussing with Rory and Madi how I'm going to pay them for their services on this podcast. Washington's go to wifey.

You know how we do. You know how we do. Shout out to Michael Rory's uh michael roars right wifey um who gets to washington why is that so funny to me but anyway uh you got to be a real nerdy hip-hop guy to get that joke um so i say to rory i say um i say uh so how do you want, well, I got to pay you guys. I keep forgetting. And he says, yeah, I sent you my bank info. And I said, yeah, well, I have to make another trip to Bank of America. So I want to kind of.

To fly a chick out. Knock out, yeah, I know. I want to knock out two birds. Why'd you have to go to the bank to fly a chick out? Shut up, Rory. I don't know. That sounded good. Had to switch some funds.

I want to kill two birds with one stone and knock both of the Bank of America deposits out. He was like, yeah, no, I get that. That makes sense. And then Marissa chimes in. I was like, yeah, you can't do that with mine. And Marissa said, what did you say? I said, you can't do that with my bank. So me and Rory were a bit confused because, I mean, you got TD Bank.

You got Chase Bank. City Bank. You got City Bank. You got HSBC. Like, there's a million banks. I have no idea what she would be talking about. And then we say, well, who do you? Now, mind you, Marissa's white.

So the words that came out of her mouth blew me away. I said, so who do you bank with? And she said... She don't even know. She can't even say it. My mom was literally doing that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She also made fun of me today for this.

Provident Bank. Can you give me three locations of this bank? Yes! Clifton, Jersey City, and Fords, New Jersey. Where in Jersey City is it? I've never even heard of Fords. That's where I'm from. It's in Woodbridge. You're from Fords, New Jersey? Yes. What a fucking loser.

Fords is in Woodbridge Township. Oh, okay. I didn't know. What a geek. Where I grew up, my grandma banked there and so when I- What? That was the only bank present when your grandma banked there, though. When I turned 16 and I opened a bank account, my grandma was like, I just want to take you here. I'll open it for you and I'll be your co-account, whatever, co-signer.

And I just never changed it. And they had a dope thing where you get back all of your ATM fees at the end of every single month. And it was free checking, so I just never changed it. And they had like a dope thing where like you get back all of your ATM fees at the end of every single month. And it was like free checking. So I just never went anywhere else. Well, you don't need to get your ATM fees back when you have a bank that is everywhere. Or you could just get them back from Providence. So then Rory said that Marissa has the spirit airline. She has the spirit airline of banks.

But it's a New Jersey-based bank. I'm just trying to stay Jersey. Yeah, but ever since you've been getting these fly-out offers, you might want to think about— Yo, I got a fly-out offer for a threesome from a beautiful married couple in my DMs. I saw the tweet, and you were very excited about it. I mean, I'm not going to do it, but I thought that was nice. It was just they went about it wrong.

Like, the guy just straight up and was like, threesome and chill. And the picture was nice it was just they went about it wrong like the guy just straight up and was like threesome and chill and the picture was very nice that's going to the point i'll pay you to have sex with me i liked it it was just like you if you would have been like yo let's go for drinks you mean my wife no like you put me in a bad position how am i supposed to reply to that like Like, yes. Yes. Yes or no? No. Drinks are going to change it? Well, no.

If he would have courted me. I really would have fucked you and your wife and flown out there, but I did want a martini before. What is Marissa talking about? No, I look crazy if I just respond to some random couple. You would have looked crazy either way. You look crazy now. No, then I could have just made me. In that fucking Jurassic World hat.

And you got the nerve to be worried about looking crazy. All right, fuck off. Anyway. Was this in Dubai? No.

What? Where did they live? Yeah, where did they live? I don't know. I didn't follow them. Did you ignore? Did you ignore?

I just said, oh, word, when he said threesome and chill. And then he followed back with we're not in new york though but we could fly you out it would be fun blah blah blah and i haven't responded can i want to see a picture of these people what on earth would make someone want to fly monty the body out i mean with threesome and chill you can ask the lady there's a there's a couple other people that

have done it oh wait wait there's a wayne sex tape yes there is there's a way other people That have done it Oh wait Wait wait wait There's a Wayne sex tape Yes there is There's a Wayne sex tape Oh I missed that Well I didn't watch it Let's be clear That I didn't watch it Well because we're talking About threesomes

So I did want to talk Oh is it a threesome Yeah it was a threesome Oh okay I still do want to see This couple that she's Talking about though Even though you just

Went on a random tangent It's not random We were talking about threesomes And Wayne sex tape Is a threesome. Still Tourette's worthy. All right, Madi is showing us a picture of the couple. That might be the artwork,

by the way. Whatever it is. Yes. Whoever they are is the artwork. Well, first of all, you can't do that. You have to protect people's anonymity. No, I can put something over their face.

Yeah, you can put like X's. No, this nigga did not send a picture with his kid on top of his shoulders to say threesome and chill. Oh, my God. Oh, my. No, no, no, no. Jesus Christ. No, I'm not rolling with that.

That's not cool. Oh, my God. Is that to indicate that there's three people in the picture? With him, his wife, and his kid? Would that? That's sick. That's sick. That's sick. Because then it's irritating that

Madi would fuck his kid. No, I think it was... Okay, you got to think... No, I think that's supposed to be symbolic of it being three people, threesome and chill. Like he's doing... I looked at it as we're a very wholesome family kind of thing.

That's where I took it. So I'm sending you a picture of me, my wife, and my kid while I'm asking for a threesome from Madi the body from the podcast? What are you talking about? Anyway, let's get off of this. So Wayne apparently did a sex tape. I'm not going to talk too much about it because I could care less about it.

But I did want to make mention. I saw a lot of guys tweeting. We're in this like weird phase. When did this happen? The sex tape? I don't know How did I miss this? Like two days ago

It came out online yesterday Well Now today's Wednesday Oh yeah so two days ago Okay But I keep seeing These fucking TomLifeIsTremendous.com

Very funny Rory Go on I keep seeing these like Millennial men Say shit like Yo I'm gonna go watch the tape Cause I gotta see If all that shit Wayne be rapping about his dick is true. Oh, that's weird.

That's a little past weird. That's very weird. I don't really understand. At least don't admit that. Just say that to yourself. Well, you shouldn't be surprised because this is the era where men dresses women for Vine videos that they think are funny. I don't understand that. I don't think they're funny and I think they're really fucking creepy.

It's creepy. Well, we already know you don't like transgenders. Funny to me. Yeah, me and Joe are just like... You must have not watched Couples Therapy, 10 p.m. Wednesday. Shut up. Wait, did you see Couples Therapy? Oh my God, did I?

So how did you not get my transgender joke? When did I dislike transgenders? I'm right. It's a joke. That means it's true. I love transgenders. You just tore through my heart and soul with the fucking that's why you don't value yourself wait wait let's let's talk about i didn't watch the whole show because you know i don't have cable i just watched the two four minute clips of joe and caitlin on she can't get money out of her bank so fuck you guys basically what the fuck fuck you guys I can yo if you ever

shout out to Provident they've been good to me over the years if you are ever going to fly out someone for the threesome and chill at least

can it be a pre requisite that they have cable at least I don't need it I judge bitches that don't have cable I swear I do

I choose not to have it though I can have it good for you anyway so you saw some clips online yes and it was heartbreaking my little KK shout out to Kaelin I choose not to have it though I can have it Good for you Anyway so you saw some clips online Yes and it was heartbreaking My little KK

Shout out to Kaylin Shout out to Kaylin She had a sub at me today for some strange reason I'm not sure why We're here not to talk about Kaylin To simply talk about Joe and his performance I want to tell you guys about my friends Between Rory and Imani and Johnny and Dill.

Johnny, Gunplay Johnny. Gunplay Johnny, yes. They're all dicks. And because we're all cut from that same cloth of dickhead, they find immense pleasure in anything that looks like my downfall or anything that just looks like

I'm having a rough time here. These guys really enjoyed the show. To mock me, Rory and Imani continue to promote this show that I'm sure they've never even watched probably. Couples Therapy 10pm. Shut the fuck up, Rory. It's like Bud and Wednesday's podcast.

It's not Bud and Wednesday's. Couples Therapy. It's not Bud and Wednesday's. Oh, it is fucking lit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, that's the hashtag. Oh, my God.

Bud and Wednesday's. It's not Bud and Wednesday's. Hey, let me just tell the listeners out there. It's not Bud and Wednesday's. That's one. So anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted By these two fucktards

So I will I must admit though I watched the show by myself And I didn't really know how to feel about it I could see how I would come off like a dickhead To some people

Oh could you? I could see that That was the first time That that ever happened to me. I was always very confused as to why people thought I was that way. But because I speak with such a stern voice and because of the tone of my voice and because I always have a straight face on, even when I'm speaking in jest,

it looks like, oh, this guy's really going ham. So as soon as I walk in the house and start having this conversation with Carmen, it looks like I'm going this guy's really going ham. So as soon as I walk in the house and start having this conversation with Carmen, it looks like I'm going ham. Now, fast forward. My friends, because they're assholes and dickheads, while it was fucking football Sunday and we were playing Monopoly, they decided to put on the DVR'd couples therapy

and fast forward through anything that wasn't me and go straight to me just so they could laugh in my presence. Because laughing alone wasn't enough. And we to me just so they could laugh in my presence because laughing alone wasn't enough and we really had a blast laughing at me. It was amazing. It was really, really good.

So much so that I'm even thinking about watching it with these idiots again. Button Wednesdays tomorrow. Hashtag. So now, what did you have to say, Dickface?

I didn't have anything to say about the show. Well, I want to know why you wrote tampons on that poor girl's grocery list. You wrote tampons? You don't have cable

so you didn't see that part. I didn't see that part. That was the cliffhanger at the end. Who wrote tampons? Who wrote tampons? First of all, let me just say

I would have to be a real classless, senseless guy to write tampons on that girl's list. I know some people would argue that I'm classless and senseless, but I'm not both. I'm not both. I'm one or the other. You're classless. You're senseless. No, I'm saying you're not senseless. Pardon. You're not senseless. You're classless. I'm not classless. I would say he's more senseless No no I'm saying You're not senseless Pardon You're not senseless You're classless I'm not classless I would say he's more senseless

My sense of humor Can be a bit warped From time to time But I certainly I Well I don't think I would ever Write tampon

For the people that didn't watch And Monty also who didn't watch And the people that don't have cable Also me They had a grocery list Cause they can't leave the house And on it Somebody wrote In Joe's handwriting,

tampons. That's not Joe's handwriting, by the way. That's not Joe's handwriting. Rory's disagreeing with you from the side here. So someone in Joe's handwriting that all of us know, that was watching on Sunday, what his handwriting looks all of us know. What a coinkydink. That was watching on Sunday what his handwriting looks like. Tampons. And she got very, very upset.

Why? Tampons are necessary. Because she's a transgender. Oh my God, you're horrible. You're a monster. I'm not a monster. She then goes in She then goes into her room

To cry And talk about How much of a bad bitch she is And by the way I mean this As a very heterosexual man She looks good For someone that was

Once a man And now a woman She's a pretty girl I agree So she's talking about Flaunting what she has He's hot And

Nah dead ass I'm not even joking Did you say he's hot? I meant she has. He's hot. No, dead ass. I'm not even joking. Did you say he's hot? I meant she is hot. That's what I meant. Is that what you meant? That's what I meant. She is hot, though.

Meaning a lot of guys might get caught up drunk at a bar if she was throwing it. 100%. I feel like this is a weird conversation. No, it's honest. Okay. So after she's crying, it then cuts to Joe in the kitchen eating pancakes like a sociopath. Oh my God. And he goes, it's like a quick cut from her crying to, well, maybe somebody had a reason

to write tampons on there. So one would believe it's his handwriting he justified it happening who the fuck do we think did it oh my god I'm being made to look like a villain on this I don't know how I'm friends with you I don't really know why I'm friends with Rory either

and then oh with me you're crying why are you crying? I don't know why I'm friends with you as I'm crying. That was a funny cry. Because women interpret, especially TV shows, crazy, which I will jump to a quick change of topic here.

I was Netflixing and chilling with a young woman, and we were watching Narcos. Shout out to Shantae. Chill, chill, chill. We're trying to keep people- Keep that low, keep that low, keep that low, keep that low. So I'm Netflixing and chilling, and I'm watching Narcos. And if you've seen... Has everyone seen Narcos? Marissa hasn't seen it.

No, no, she has Netflix. She told us she has Netflix. I have Netflix over my family account, me, my dad, and my bro. All right. And if you've seen Narcos, it's a phenomenal show. I agree. So we're going through each episode. Pablo Escobar is taking over a country,

murdering people. This is a spoiler alert. Raping people. Also, where is Italian? Are we getting there? Pardon? Are we getting there? Was this tied into something?

It is. And how women interpret TV shows. Ah. Oh, is that why someone is covering... So he's mass murdering children, this and that, taking over countries, putting coke in the whole country, ruining everyone.

Ah. She doesn't say a word or bat an eyelash to this. The moment Pablo Escobar cheats on his wife, she's sucking her teeth and going, oh my god. She can't relate to coke.

I'm sitting there like, wait, you just saw him murder children. She can't really relate to that life, but she can relate to someone being a cheating fucking dog. Women are crazy. No, she can't relate to that. If she's Netflix and chilling with a real nigga like Michael Roars, then she can't relate to a nigga cheating. How about that? Damn it.

I'm trying to throw my guy under the bus low key. Okay. Well, that was my subject change to how Maddie was crying about. It was a laugh cry. I wasn't crying. About you. Well, that was my subject change to how Maddie was crying about. It was a laugh cry. I wasn't crying. About you tampering with the grocery list. I think my two favorite parts of this show, and I'm going to get off it. No, we're doing a recap every fucking week.

When Kaylin is walking up the hill and I look like a dick not carrying her bags. Yeah, that was fucking week. When Kaylin is walking up the hill and I look like a dick not carrying her bags. Yeah, that was fucking rude. It was a very funny moment. We didn't enter that. It makes for good TV, though. On the best of terms. But when she said,

that's why you ain't getting none of this pussy. And you said, darn, and snapped your finger. Shit. Darn it. That clip was available on VH1.com. No, that was really funny. and the dots was really, really. I did hashtag the dots when I was promoting it. That's hilarious.

I don't think I saw that part. Yeah, you had to actually see the show for that part. So I bumped into Madi the Body at AC3 in Atlanta. And by bumped in, I mean I went to his hotel room. Oh, yeah. For a three-summon show? No. Yeah, right. She went. Yo, I'm laying in my. For a three-summon show? No. Yeah, right.

With Madi the body. Even though, let me just say, Johnny put a picture of. Oh, yeah. In our group chat. Johnny put a picture of Madi the body 2.0 in the group chat. Oh, no.

And all of us said we would fuck her. Like, she was really hot. Fuck you guys. If you were hot. We don't know. Oh, she's a girl. But if you were hot, you would be her.

Okay. I'll show you a picture. But yeah, I'm fucking in my hotel room exhausted because I've been running around all day collecting mixtapes and free t-shirts.

At the mixtape inn. At the mixtape inn where everybody stayed. It was the mixtape inn. It was so bad. The Sheridan. The Sheridan. It was a nice place

and everyone was still out downstairs just throwing out mixtapes. It was one of those And everyone was still Out downstairs Just throwing out It was one of those places Where I could not Take a step Without having a full Conversation with someone

About everything And then someone Called me cornbread Because he said I was thick Clearly someone Didn't know how to Make cornbread

So We were walking in And the guy was like Hey cornbread Hey cornbread And me and my friend Gia were like What does that mean

Can't be talking to us And then these two Girls were like Girl you, you don't know what that means? You're thicker than cornbread. And we were like, oh, no. We never heard that. And then, yeah. And then we went to Joe's room. Yeah, now I'm in my hotel room, laying in my bed, under my blanket,

watching Law & Order, bucket naked, having a blast. And here comes fucking Marissa on my text. Hey, guess who's in the lobby? It's me. It's me. Marissa on my text. Hey, guess who's in the lobby? It's me. It's me. And my friend is with me. So now the plus one has a plus one. So it was three-summoned joke.

No. No. You're naked. Maddie hits you. I'm with a friend in the lobby. I mean, it seems like those things, but no. No. Marissa's friend was like, no, I like the girl.

She was cornbread. What was her name? Gia? Yep,, no, I like the girl. She was cornbread. What was her name, Gia? Yep, Gia. I like the girl. So they came, and because Marissa did the red carpet, was it a blue carpet? A green. Green carpet for the Hip Hop Awards. So she came and gave me all her updates, and she told me the funniest story that I had no idea.

And I don't know if this was public knowledge, but I wanted her to share this story on the podcast. Which one was it? I don't know if this was public knowledge, but I wanted her to share this story on the podcast. Which one was it? I don't know. I just remember saying KC Veggies a million times. Oh, yeah. Hit you for threesome and chill? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now, before she tells this story, shout out to KC Veggies.

I'm not familiar with KC Veggies, really. It's bad that we now have to do disclaimers before we speak about anybody on this podcast. I'm not. Just know that I'm not familiar with very much because I'm not in the loop that way. So I just thought the name KC Veggies was hilarious. It is a funny name. Why is someone named KC Veggies? I'm not sure.

I mean, he does the whole branding with like carrots and peas. Oh, yeah. That's why. She told me that and I was amazed. I thought that was a really great idea. That was an amazing idea

and then I loved it. It's organic rap. You don't know about it yet. Oh, creative. Creative. So then, creative what? He said organic rap. Yeah, organic rap.

Yeah, that was pretty good. The protein. Yeah, I get it. Forget it. They're always funny sometimes. But anyway, listen. So, Monty then had to give me some backstory on KC Veggies. Yep.

And tell me the story. So, he used to work. I don't know how much of this is 100% right because neither one came from exactly the same. Well, we don't care on this show what's right and wrong. We just want to tell a funny story. He used to work with this kid. From the produce aisle. He used to work with this kid, Anwar Kerr.

It's also in the peas and carrots family hey and um i think anwar like helped all his branding and like all the clothing and stuff like that and the whole peas and carrots thing and then casey got a new deal with like i want to say rock nation this year in epic and they uh cut anwar out of the whole thing and then he doesn't work with them anymore and he gets like nothing from it you're a horrible storyteller well i mean that's listen let me so basically let me just clarify here so kc veggies worked with anwar carrots anwar carrots is the creative mind behind the branding empire that is KC Veggies. Because apparently these guys have made a shitload of money

off of vegetable merch. Yeah, I think that's a great idea. I don't personally listen to him, but he's popular. He is dope. I should give him a listen. I don't listen to him because I don't like him. I just have not listened. Who cares that we don't listen to him?

I just thought that this was an amazing idea. So i'm sitting there bigging up anwar carrots so then fucking casey veggies man i don't think it was casey i think it was the man no no no well for our story we're gonna say it was casey veggies then fucking casey veggies goes and gets a major deal and shits on fucking anwar Carrots, the mind behind this empire. How do you get shit on by fucking a guy named Casey fucking Veggies? Oh, but I think Casey's

a good person. I don't think any of these guys are bad guys. No, no, no, no. Listen. Who cares about facts and good shit? We don't know that this story is factual or not. But for the sake of a good story How could you let Casey Fett Just shit on Anwar Carrots

Cause even Rocky brought his yams with him He's here all night folks Buttered Wednesdays Hashtag buttered Wednesdays Oh my god Button Wednesdays Hashtag button Wednesdays Oh my god Rest in peace Yams That was What a fucking idiot

But shout out to Anwar Shout out to Casey No I didn't mean that They're both good people I really don't know The full story So don't throw this on me So yeah

Shout out to Casey Veggies Anwar Carrots We're just telling Fuck shit stories Live and grow in stores now So listen Madi and her friend Gia Were doing press on the green carpet

BET didn't respect Madi the body Or Gia And they shoved them all the way At the fucking end But we still made shit happen No no no But let's diss you guys first What was it for?

Ebro Ebro okay They shoved these guys Down there In the like In the nosebleeds Of the green carpet And when was Ebro?

Basking in the front of the line? No, he was... Home, chilling? No, he was in D.C. at the Million Man March. Oh, doing some real shit. That was dope. Yo, can I just say, speaking of the Million Man March,

I was very happy to see so many hip-hop acts. I was very impressed with that. At the Million Man March. And had I not been in Atlanta, I definitely would have went up there. I'm old enough to remember the original million man march 20 years right and i felt really old when i found out it was the 20 year anniversary but it was a great sight to see i'm not even going to focus on the fact that there wasn't too much national coverage on it well that's expected yeah because if you know how television works like you just i don't

want to get into that because then I'll start sounding Right fuck it let's just look at the positives It was covered in places there was good people that came out It was without incident It was a good movement a good message I was happy to see Jeezy I was happy to see Cole I was happy to see Puff

I was happy to see Dave Chappelle I was just happy to see Ty Dolla $ign was out there Sunday Yo how come you know I was happy to see Dave Chappelle. I was just happy to see. Ty Dolla Sign was on there. I thought he had a show. Sunday. Oh. Yo, how come you know everything Ty Dolla Sign?

Because I follow his Instagram. I'm a fucking fan, bro. We know what our. You really are from like Ford, New Jersey. Ford. There's an S at the end of there. But you are like that person that represents Ford, New Jersey. Ford's. And the behavior of people from represents Ford, New Jersey. Ford's. And the behavior of people

from Ford's, New Jersey. Thank you. Anyways, yeah, so shout out to everybody that went to the Million Man March in D.C. I know my mom was out there because she sent me 20 gabillion pictures.

Aw, Miss Faye. She's cute. Jesus, she fucking blew my phone up. I should have never taught her how to send a text. What else? Some other important things happened this week

Kiah Sean got duffed out backstage at A3C I don't know who that is Tell us who Kiah Sean is Remember that song in 2007, So Crispy? Hey, I know that song And then he tried to take a writing credit For Drake's Best I Ever Had years later And he grossed it on Twitter

Oh, it was a guy Yeah, yeah Oh, okay Do you remember when somebody was trying to take Yeah, but that name didn't, that name sounded like a woman to me. Yeah, yeah.

So he tried to get on stage during the Taylor gang set and security like fucked him up so bad. Like his dreads got What's their job? Yeah, exactly. And his dreads got tangled

in the cords and shit and like they had to like carry him out. It was pretty nasty. Um, I'm a little confused here. What i get that um i get that in the moment of a performance especially if it's an act that you are really into and feeling how you can let your adrenaline get the better of you don't don't let little mamas escapade

don't inspire don't be inspired by that yo you should never let me repeat never ever get on a stage that's not yours unsolicited yep bad things are going to happen what made this person think that that was all right he's always been pretty thirst i guess that way and um even the fucking hype men of each artist that was up there like they weren't even on the stage there was no room it was a huge crew of people that needed to perform and he still kept trying it kept trying the security was like fam If you don't fucking relax and he kept trying it and now when you say Taylor gang, um, whiz whiz Um chevy, uh, no juicy wasn't there whiz chevy burner tie Um some guy some girl named raven or something like that

That just sounds like A lot of people already Yeah And Currency was there So he was already on the stage So this kid has no ties To Taylor Bang at all Nope He has nothing to do with it

I don't get why people do that Yep And that's what happens I just don't get people I don't get people The same way people don't get me I'm surprised there's no video I kept trying to look

I just saw a rumor thing On allhiphop.com about it And that was all I saw I did see a video Of Young Chop. Also getting hit. That's what the headline said, but I didn't really view it. It wasn't that bad.

Oh, you watched it? I just saw the headline. No, I saw it about 35 times. Young Chop, who again, because I'm an old dinosaur fuck, I had no idea he was as established as he is. He's from Chicago, right? He did all the Chief Keef stuff? He did a lot of Chief Keef stuff. He did did a lot of music he's responsible for basically the drill sound is what they were saying like yeah they credit they credit him with that and his resume is quite

extensive um but he looked to me that was this is my first time ever seeing this this man he looked like a bigger man himself right yeah he's pretty. So apparently he, I don't know what happened prior to, but when the video came on, he said, and fuck that bitch ass security guard. Security, yeah. Now, normally, if you're an artist with a microphone,

you can say this and not have to worry about security heightening a threat. You're supposed to be protected, not the other way around. Yeah, so this security guard in Atlanta bum-rushed rushed uh young chop and it looked like he may have attempted to swing but it looked like chop saw him in enough time to you know

they was rumbling by the time the guard got to him and of course all the chops people jumped on this guy in the video ended with the security uh getting the fuck out of dodge i hope he got fucking fired what an idiot yeah i have a thing with, and not that I know what happened to make Young Chop say that, but I have a thing with security guards that behave that way. Right. Like security is supposed to secure situations and not heighten violence. And that's supposed to do that.

And unfortunately, you got a lot of egotistical security guards who take their job to the heart and i mean shout out to the people that do a good job but some of the people like i've had a few incidents at clubs where where the security is just trying to talk tough and i'm like really my nigga you stand outside of this door every fucking night is this the greatest idea so i'm either gonna have some niggas come by and shoot this whole shit up, or I'm going to sue you the second that you put your hands on me. So either way, it's a lose-lose.

I don't get we're that smart on security's behalf either way. I've gotten in scuffles with security guards and ended up being maced head to toe. Nice. Horrible transition, but because you said you watched that video online, I today watched a video of a rat fighting a pigeon in New York and it was actually really fucking interesting. I encourage you all to watch it on Complex. Did they pay you to say that?

No, I was just literally so intrigued. That was a horrible segue and it was a horrible story. That a rat fighting a pigeon could be that fucking interesting. The rat killed the pigeon. Sam's horrible story power telling seeped its way into the room. And then dragged it away. I'd ask to get a percentage of what they paid you,

but I know you can't get a lot of your bank, so. You guys have online banking as well. And an app. Wait, really? Yes. To profit. It took a while. They have an app?

It's only in the last couple of years, but we have gotten an app. Oh my goodness gracious. Also, on the last day, as I was leaving my little walk of shame, Ajace. Wait, what walk of shame? No, we're not going to get into that. What's a walk of shame, Ajace?

Because I didn't have sex. She wasn't shameful about it. It was just a walk of shame. I actually ran into Karen Civil a lot. She's like, are you staying here? And I was like, nope, no. Oh, wait, really quick before we get into this. So I saw Karen Civil.

I know. I saw Karen Civil at know I saw Karen Civil At Ruth Chris Did you yell at her For ruining our podcast No I didn't But Wait I don't get it

Because she told you To stop talking about Whole shit Karen Civil Was at a round table With like 15 women Right

And they looked like They were having A meeting on How to stop Men from being born. The G-Man Women's Haters Club, whatever that shit was called. When did Karen become the fucking spokeswoman for...

You don't even know what they were meeting about. Well, check this out. When I walked in... It definitely had to do with equal pay, I'm sure. Well, no. When I walked in, I saw Karen. I love Karen. And I said, hey, Karen.

And she said, hello, Joe. And I said, how are you doing? And I went and I gave her Karen. And I said, hey Karen. And she said, hello Joe. And I said, how you doing? And I went and I gave her a hug and I gave her a kiss. I then proceeded to stand up straight because she was sitting down when I hugged her. And I waved to the entire table because my mother raised me with manners. And I said, hi, how's everybody

doing? And all these bitches just turned around and looked at me like, that chauvinistic piece of shit. Who's this nigga with a dick standing right here where he probably wrote tampons on a grocery list you fucking rude Rory shut the fuck up I'm like you rude asses

last time I'm polite to you guys at your woman empowerment meetings oh my god anyway shout out to Karen so while I was sneaking out at 7am because I didn't want

to wake the person up I didn't even feel like fucking speaking to them like I don't want to be bothered I knocked something off of their counter and guess what it fucking was what was it well clearly are you okay clearly it's no joe is very excited because that's a product that he uses i know

clearly this person whose room you were in must hate razor bumps. He must. And must have a coarse hair. He might. So have you never seen this guy's face? I don't know. I just wanted to sleep there and I crept out at 7 a.m. I don't know.

He must have coarse curly hair. He had a smooth face, I'm sure. Or sensitive skin. It's pretty hairy. And maybe, just maybe, he went to Getbevel.com and entered promo code Joe. I bet he did. I think he would have got 20% off if he did that. I'm sure he was that smart.

I'm sure he was that smart. Why? You were the one showing all the brains. No. You were the one using your brains Oh man Anyway I'm sure he went to Getbevel.com

And entered the promo code Joe And got 20% off of his product If he were a smart young man Yeah And in all seriousness I did get my kit in the mail Did you?

Yeah And I used to do haircuts weekly I can now do them bi-weekly. My dad wants one. Can we get him one? Yeah, and he can get 20% off. If he goes to getbevel.com and enter the promo code Joe.

And it's a really great company. I was learning more via my conversations with them about the CEO of this company. He's very young. He's really into the podcast community as well. I'm sure people that listen to other podcasts have heard about this product Really successful guy

I would like to have him On here one time Cause he's definitely A young entrepreneur And I think he could bring A lot to a conversation That'd be great Yeah

So Go get Bevel Go get Bevel What else happened? Raven Simone said Some stupid shit I don't really care Water's wet

Yeah Yeah I mean The only funny part to me was that she said that next to a woman named Whoopi. Never even thought of it that way. That was the funniest part of that whole discriminatory

statement that she made. But we don't really care very much about that. What else happened? A lot of stuff happened this fucking week. I was so lost in the Matrix. Well, you were chasing dick.

I was not chasing any dick at all. I was just fucking hanging out in Atlanta. You changed your flight to go to a Thai dollar sign concert. It has nothing to do with dick. Well, let me ask you one question. Okay. Does he have a dick? He has one.

What do you know? Point proven. I don't know what it looks like. I don't know who did the ciphers this year. They're happening right now while we're recording this. Yeah, I know. Oh, I tweeted about the list. the cyphers this year. They're happening right now while we're recording this. Yeah, I know. Oh, I tweeted about the list. The list was out.

I know that there was one Def Squad one, and that was good. I saw Styles P tweeting something about him doing a cypher. I didn't see his name on the list. I left halfway through the show. I know there was one with Charlie Clips in them. That was a live one on the stage, not pre-recorded. All right, well, since it's happening now, don't kill me tomorrow because this is a list I'm reading off

hotnewhiphop.com. They're pretty accurate. Vince Staples, Black Thought, KC Veggies, Charles Hamilton, I'll Be Back, Dougie Fresh, Eric Sermon, Trips, Joyner Lucas, Jackie Spades, Lin-Manuel Miranda,

that's probably, you know when they do their Spanish shit yeah that's probably what that is Keith Murray Razel Redman J Doe

King Mez Rory and Tink oh Rory you're up there Rory's there oh Rory he stole he stole my whole swag cause he started

Roar Fest oh he should've hit me up about that me and Joe were talking about the other he didn't know there was an artist named Rory. And I was like, yeah, actually someone tweeted one time and thought that it was him, the

artist, on our podcast for weeks until he saw a photo. So Rory's the fake. You are the fake Rory. I'm now the fake. Well, even though he's like half my age. So now he needs to be the at the real Rory. So he's like four. Basically.

No, I liked his first take. He's dope though. That cigarette song I think it's called It's dope He's from Atlanta He's cool I bumped into Rozelle At the restaurant 925

In Atlanta It's a new New restaurant They've only been open For five months Is that the one T.I. owns? Is that T.I.'s thing

Scales 925? Is it? I think it is Did the roof have a We're getting a thumbs up Did the roof have hookah? Yeah Yes Yes That place was phenomenal I hear rave reviews About that place When we did Hennypalooza Is it? I think it is. Did the roof have a hookah? We're getting a thumbs up from- Did the roof have hookah? Yeah.

Yes. Yes. That place was phenomenal. I hear rave reviews about that place. When we did Hennypalooza- Oh, I didn't know that. My man Kaz knew the other owner that's the partner with TI, and we went up there, took care of all the food, the hookah. They had beautiful waitresses and bartenders.

It's a really nice spot. Could have fucking told us that, Rourke. I wish I would have known that while I was there, because I did meet the owner. It's a phenomenal spot Not TI But I met Yeah the partner Was there food to die for They had

It was pretty good actually The best I want to repeat The best shrimp and grits I have ever had Oh is that what you were Telling us about In my entire life

Did you have hookah there No I didn't have hookah The hookah hoses they have there I've never seen before In my entire life No the hookah hose Looked great Likeoses they have there, I've never seen before in my entire life. No, the hookah hose looked great. Like, a lot of them had fat asses. No, no, no.

The hose on the hookah, sir. Oh. Oh, the hoses. Yes. Y'all are fucking ridiculous. I want to shout out to Jazz, who was our waitress. Me, Parks, Corey.

She was the most hospitable thing. See, that's the thing about being down there, especially when you're from New York. Everyone was so nice and chipper in the morning and wanted to talk. I used to think everyone's got an ulterior motive. They'd be like, hello, how are you? I'd be like, I'm good, what? I'm just so used to being so New York rude-ish. I'm not used to fucking talking to people.

So Jazz was very hospitable and she had a huge natural real ass. So Parks is all gazing at me in the eyes the whole fucking time. Why was he gazing at you and not the ass?

I think trying to tell him. I was joking. Go on. Oh, you were making your little gay jokes that you were eventually going to tie into a transgender joke.

I know you so well. Hashtag Bud and Wednesdays. It's not Bud and... Couples therapy. Rory and Marissa, we are not making Bud and... You better put that on the fucking artwork. No, we're not. What, Bud and Wednesdays?

Across the eyes of the family that sent me the DM. There we go. Are you guys fucking crazy? It's not Bud and Wednesdays. It is. It is forever. Oh my God. Bud and Hive. Get together and do that. Anyway. Or mice. Are your followers mice? Marissa, we already let you

tell a mouse raccoon story. Now what are you talking about? It was a fucking rat pigeon. I told you we should have fought. Listen, fucking so after spending a few days in Atlanta Oh, shout out to Mike Zami. We saw his show. Oh my God. So after spending a few days in Atlanta... Oh, shout out to Mike Zombie.

We saw his show. That was good. Oh my God. Mike Zombie killed his show. Yo, Joe was... I've never seen Joe actually be excited about some other shit. He was fucking jumping up and down. I'm really fucking into that shit. He played kickball with us.

He's a nice guy. Oh yeah, he did come to our kickball game. Yeah, but he wasn't good and he lost. I said he was a nice guy. No, Mike Zombie is great, right? But I've never been the guy, and I'm going to get a lot of shade for this. I get it. I've never been the guy to support a Jersey act solely based on the fact that they're from New Jersey.

I mean, I get that. They have to actually be talented. That nigga got up on stage in a straight jacket and completely destroyed his set. That's dope. I mean, like... He DJ'd? No, he rapped. I forgot he raps now, too.

Yeah. That's my apologies. He performed. Yeah. Man, it was like... Marissa knew the words to every song. Jersey Sun, huh? Because she's from Ford.

I love Mike. He's from Ford, too. He's from Willingboro 609 Shout out to y'all We went to his birthday party Yeah we did go to his birthday party Yeah me and Joe Yeah Mike got the hoes

Yeah Mike does Well they were at his party I don't know if he's in a relationship Actually So I don't want to incriminate him Mike played beats for Joe one time And Joe fell asleep I was tired in my defense

In my defense I was tired And Mike Zombie is like A-Rab music In the fact that Mike Zombie will come And play you 500 beats. Yeah, Mike has beats for days and days and days and days and days. I can't listen to 500 beats with an attentive ear.

For those that don't know, he did 0 to 100 for Drake, correct? No. Start from the bottom. Which one did you do? Start from the bottom. Is there a zombie on the track? No, there's not. Marissa, never do that.

Never do that again. And then Love You No More or something like that with Khaled and Jay-Z and whoever else is on that side. Oh, okay. I don't know who else. Oh! I get my Drake records mixed up. So speaking of Khaled, yesterday I happened to be in a car for about all of seven hours.

And Khaled apparently has a new song called Gold Slugs that I have heard all seven hours I was in the car yesterday. And I like the song I'm gonna purchase that song Were you listening to Flex? No Oh I wasn't

The driver had a station I don't know But Gold Slugs And Another one Is a Your Mind Your Mind

Another one Another one Yeah Your Mind Is the other one Another one I know you're doing another one But Yeah Trey Songz

And whoever but There's a Fed You Up one Which leads me to Another one Shut up man Which leads me to I know you're doing another one. But yeah, Trey Songz and whoever. There's a Set You Up one. Which leads me to... Another one. Shut up, man. Which leads me to White Iverson, Post Malone. I can't escape it. I love that song.

You would love that song. The funny shit is... It's a good record. Why is that a good record? Let's talk about it. It's catchy. I wouldn't listen to it in my personal time. But I'm out.

Well, let's talk. Well, listen. Hey, listeners. I'm only playing devil's advocate here Do you think that There is impeccable writing on that record No I think there's Wait no no I got more questions Do you think that

The hook is just that amazing I think it's a catchy hook I didn't ask you that No I don't think the hook is amazing. Do you think the music is amazing? No. But you think the song is amazing? I didn't say it was amazing.

I said I liked it. I think it's catchy. I think it is for the times. And I also know the kid is actually pretty talented. Plays instruments and shit, which makes me appreciate him more. You know what it is? Let me tell you what it is. Drake has started this genre.

This is definitely Drake inspired. I have a... Marissa, never do that again. Never do that. Never, ever, ever pucker your mouth up to the mic and say, you know I'm not broke-a. And you are broke-a. Is that the lyric? ever pucker your mouth up to the mic and say, you know I'm not broke-a, and you are broke-a. Is that the lyric? And you are mad broke-a.

No, shout out to Providence. Don't prove me wrong. She can't even check her balance tonight. Wait, no, they got an app. Let her go on the app. Listen, I got a hard time hearing Drake music that's not from Drake. Now, it has to be good. And I'm not saying this is bad, but I've heard this so many places that I'm programmed to like it.

Now, that's not why I brung Post Malone up. I was doing an interview with somebody today, and they informed me that they heard a Post Malone interview where Charlamagne Tha God said to Post Malone, Are you aware of who Allen Iverson is? And Post Malone said, no. Wait, what? That could have been a really bad PR move to just make people click it. Listen, I don't think the person I was talking to was lying about it. I don't think. But if this kid to was lying about it. I don't think.

But if this kid doesn't know who Allen Iverson is, I'm going to really have a problem with this song. Now, that's just my brain. I'm not. I am. What the fuck do you mean fucking white Iverson and you don't know who Iverson is? I don't need to watch my first take. I'm in the fucking club. How do you even know if he's black if you don't fucking know who Iverson is? Iverson could be white. It's the white Iverson

Maybe the person doesn't remember the interview correctly And maybe it was a different question asked Regarding Iverson Did you follow his career when you were younger Or something stupid like that No I'm not rolling with that one Listen after this I'm going to look up I'm going to look up and see if I can find that interview

Because I know on this podcast We don't fact check very often. We don't want to do that. So I'm not going to say that that happened because I didn't fact check yet. But if this kid doesn't know who Allen Iverson is, I'm going to have a really big problem with this fucking Iverson record. It's been a slow building record. It's a really old record. It's not that old.

It's like April. No. April's not that old. At like April No April's not that old At all Definitely like April bro When do you think This record was released? Shit

Last year? Yo I hear this record Everywhere I go I think I might even Heard this record In fucking Dunkin Donuts With the A-Rab lady Singing this shit

Making my fucking Light and sweet French vanilla Yeah cause she takes 20 minutes to make That shit over there 12 sugars That's the worst

That's not 12 sugars. Not 12 sugars. Don't do that. All right. The official audio came out February 2015. Thank you. Not that long ago. Yeah. All right.

It's only October, fam. I mean, for the record to be where it is now, I'm sure that's pretty high with the spins because I hear it everywhere. Shout out to Post Malone and all of his success with this record because I really do hear it everywhere. Shout out to Post Malone and all of his success with this record because I really do hear it everywhere. Is there anything else that I need to talk about that I have not talked about?

I probably will remember after this podcast is over, but I do want to talk about the Giants! I have a sports report I can give to when you're done. Give it now. The Falcons played the Redskins on Sunday, and it was such a close game. And then at the very last second, the Redskins scored,

and they had to go into overtime. And then finally, Atlanta took it home after like 10 minutes of overtime. I was there. That's the only reason I know. Shout out to Julio. I learned that was a player on the Hawks. Well, speaking of. Shout out to Julio.

Not the Hawks. I learned that was a player on the Hawks. Not the Hawks. What do not the Hawks I learned that was a player on the Hawks not the Hawks what do you call that team wait wait what are they called the falcons the falcons fuck you guys what were you saying that was the whole story so that um shout out why were you at that game uh because my drug dealer friends took me wow okay anyways you know what since her bank has an app and she watched a sports game, you know what else has an app in sports? What is that, Roris? FanDuel.com.

Get out. You know what? Shout out to FanDuel. I spent about $600 this weekend playing FanDuel. Before I get into my FanDuel campaign here, it was too much to choose from. It was too many tournaments. And my addictive personality...

I can see how FanDuel makes so much money. I just put like $200... I went through the trouble of making a whole team and I tried to sign up for the $1 million tournament, but I only had like $25 deposit. It was like...

Insufficient funds, dog! So yeah, I had like $25 deposit. It was like, ah! Insufficient funds, dog! So yeah, I spent like $800 and I didn't win because everybody I picked did really, really bad. I spent $10 and I lost everything. But I did participate in Johnny, shout out to Gunplay, winning some money in FanDuel this week. Oh, because I told him he was about to pick the Lions defense against the Cardinals. What was available? The Cardinals, who have a top three defense in the league. So I told him to start the Cardinals defense.

And who else? I told him get Carson Palmer. And sure enough, he won some money. But if you want to play against me in fantasy football this week, join my league on FanDuel. It is easy. You just head to FanDuel.com slash button. You pick your players, stay under the salary cap,

and sit back on Sunday and watch your team rack up points. That's FanDuel.com slash button to join my league. The spots fill up fast, so make sure you get in before it's too late. FanDuel is the one-week leader in fantasy football with more winners and more payouts than any other site, and they're paying out over $75 million a week. Oh, man. I can't believe I spent all that money and I lost. I was very upset about it. And I could see how gamblers pick up a habit.

No, no, I'm not saying that's gambling. No, it's not. But I could see how gamblers pick up a habit. No, no, I'm not saying that's gambling. No, it's not. But I could see how gamblers pick up a habit doing that. I'm not a gambler, and I do not have a habit, but I cannot wait until this week so I can play again. For every dollar you deposit, FanDuel will match you with up to $200 that gets earned as you play. That's a bonus of up to $200.

The offer is only good for the first 50 people that sign up for my league, FanDuel.com slash button. So this week, right, shout out to the Giants who held it down. This week, I'm going to tell you guys, y'all are going to think I'm crazy. Eli Manning is on a roll, bro. Eli Manning. I do think you're crazy. Yeah, but Eli Manning is quietly putting up 18 to 25 points

A week They're doing better than his fucking older brother I'm still not rolling with him Well in fantasy he's much better than Peyton This year because they're predicated on defense But Eli Even though I lost Got me 29 points this past weekend

And he's cheap He's cheaper So if you're looking for more bang for your buck, I would go with Eli. Devontae Freeman has gone crazy every week for Atlanta, so his price keeps going up. But Justin Forsett put up about 22 points this week, and he might be a great fantasy value pickup. And the Jets having a bye week really killed me

because Braylon Edwards always holds me down in fantasy. So shout out to everybody on FanDuel and good luck this week. Hopefully you win something. So yeah. Okay. That was a good little plug. Yeah, it was real good. Go Giants, by the way. The Giants game almost gave me a heart attack.

Word. Shut up, Marissa. I want to know why you're at a game, but we'll talk about that. I just wanted to watch a game and I was in Atlanta and it was free. It's you're at a game But we'll talk about that I just wanted to watch a game And I was in Atlanta And it was free It's fine It's fine

We'll talk about it off the air I want to really talk about you And your drug dealer friends That you have They don't really sell drugs I'm just kidding Oh so you were just saying that Yep

I'm just kidding You were trying to offend Your political connects Anyway Why are you looking at me Like I'm crazy I don't think you're crazy. I did want to ask because both of you guys believe in zodiac signs.

Correct? What's your zodiac sign? Marissa. I ain't rich, but you know I ain't broke. I ain't got a bank. I ain't got a bank. I'm a private and duh. Marissa.

I can very quickly see why your rap career failed Oh Gunplay Marissa Slow it down I believe in the Zodiac I went on a bit of a mini rant Is that Michael Paul? Marissa why are you not paying attention to this podcast

Sorry go on your mini rant No I'm not going to go on a mini rant I do want to know about this Zodiac. Because I went in today, everyone's talking about it on Twitter, and I will go verbatim from my timeline to say that you should not use Zodiac signs as an attempt to excuse your shitty individual behavior for your personal character flaws. You're still a dick, Daniel. I agree with that.

Yeah, I saw that meme. I posted that once. Okay. Oh, I thought you were actually going to read some of your funny tweets. Oh, my funny tweets? Oh, I had said when people are like, well, I'm a bitch when I don't get my way because I'm such a Leo. No, you're a bitch.

You're just a bitch. Yeah, I agree. I just can't decide between these two guys. I'm such a Gemini. No, you're a hoe. Yep, you're a hoe. So I have to sit here and wonder, are you guys blaming the sun, moon, and stars

for your shitty behavior and preconceived notions Of people that you have never even met No That was too fast and I'm a 10th grade dropout Am I blaming the sun, moon, and stars For my shitty behavior No their shitty behavior Or your own

Your excuse for your own behavior And also giving preconceived notions Of people that you have never met before. I mean, like, very loosely. Very loosely, I'm giving preconceived notions to people I've never met before. Like, I'll be like, oh, that makes sense or something like that, but it won't really be like, I'm not basing my life upon, oh, because he's a Gemini, he's going to be two-faced and indecisive

and it's not going to work. Yeah, and I wanted to ask you, too, because all I get from it, because I don't research it, I look on my timeline and I see people tweet, I hate fake people, I'm such an Aries. Well, what sign likes fake people? Right. So I'm just a bit confused and I know you two are into it, so I'm really asking with the intent to learn because I'm very ignorant towards it. Okay, so let me help you a little bit.

And not that I'm a fucking connoisseur in this, a fucking expert here. And not that I'm a fucking connoisseur and a fucking expert here. Zodiac, the signs and what they mean differ for the men of the same sign and the women of the same sign. That's number one. It also is contingent upon which day you fall on. Yeah, what moon you were born under. Yeah, because that plays a big part. Now, I'll pertain this to me. Because that plays a big part.

Now, I'll pertain this to me. Virgos are supposed to be over-analytical deep thinkers. That's what they say about Virgo men. That is me. I don't know if that is me because I'm a Virgo, but a lot of Virgo men that I have met are also over-analytical deep thinkers. They say we are perfectionists um a lot that that that's applicable not with your fashion but yeah i'm not dressed like shit i'm just the best when i spit oh plug oh oh slaughter mouse

all of lawson's stories This Friday Slaughter Mousone Produced by A-Rab Music But anyway Off of that They say we're very Cleanly They say a lot of things

About A lot of the things That I have read about Virgo men Are applicable to me And a lot of the Virgo men That I know Cancers

All cancer women I know Are overly emotional All of them I haven't met What a shitty name. I haven't met not one, not one cancer woman that is not overly emotional

and cries over everything excessively. Can I ask you, have you ever met a woman that wasn't overly emotional? Yeah, there is. Yeah. But like Leo women, we love the spotlight.

That's why a lot of Leos are actually in entertainment. So we enjoy doing that. We're fiercely loyal like all of those things are what i am too but again i have met a lot of scorpio women shout out to tyrese um because i always laugh when um uh what's the name of that the signs of love making comes on and and he says i met a scorpio and then the beat drops And then fucking water drops in the background and all this shit. I laugh every single time. But I've met a lot of Scorpios who are really great at having sex. Now, so I hear.

I've heard that. I've met a lot of Pisces that suck. I haven't had sex with a lot of Scorpio women. But I've heard that about them. So, I mean, it just depends. I've met a lot of people like you, though, that don't believe in that sign shit at all. Well, I can't say I don't believe in it because I've never researched it.

But off rip, I'm not going to say I believe it. Well, two of my best friends are Leos, actually, and they don't give a fuck about spotlight, any of that shit, or attention. I mean, they're loyal, but, so, I don't know. Yo, can I just stop right there for a second? I know we're wrapping this up, but how come women get to have two, three, four, and five best friends?

I literally just had this conversation. Do you know what the word best means? I literally just had this conversation. I was like, yo, Joe just doesn't understand that you can have best friends from different walks of life because if you have one from your hometown, you have one from college, they can all be the best of your friends

from different walks of your life. Until that bitch thinks she cute and then she's not my best friend anymore. No, I've never fought with my friends about anything. First of all, you know what's funny? If you go back to, and this is point number one for me. If you go back to episode one, two, or three,

I don't remember which one, Madi was explaining the squad and she was talking about how she doesn't have very many friends at all. No, I said I don't have groups of friends. I have a lot of friends, but I have them individually from different things that I've done over the years said I don't have groups of friends. I have a lot of friends but I have them individually from

different things that I've done over the years. I don't have groups. We had a whole conversation about this. Hey, you win that point, I lose.

My second point here is the word best. Is that singular or plural? Best is what I need it to be. I have multiple best friends. People can have more than one best friend. I don't give a fuck.

But you do know that the word best Okay, so who the fuck needs to be so fucking is singular. Literal. Doesn't matter. They're my best friend from college,

my best friend from my hometown, and my best friend from work. You have to like one of them more than the other. Nope, I like them all equally for different reasons. I don't understand women. Anyway, I'm not going

to spend too much time on you and your fucking fake besties. Fake? They're all fucking real as shit. I know you hate to promote but we have to

because the album comes out on Friday. Button Wednesdays. Give you a little plug. A real plug, not a joke plug. See why there's not Button Wednesdays?

Because the album comes out Friday. It does. It's still Button Wednesdays. So it's Button Friday. And Button Wednesday and Button Thursday. It's Buttonden week bruh

It's not Budden week Hashtag Budden week And I just finished Plugging the album No but now you have to Like give the whole spiel Where they can get it This and that

You gotta promote more What do you mean What do you mean Where they can get it It's a fucking album You can go on your app Some people are retarded You can go on iTunes

Go to Provident Bank Get the money to buy it Do not go to Provident Bank You can go to your store We got physical copies You can go purchase it there You can purchase it on your app Your Android You can purchase it Wherever you normally Typically go to your store. We got physical copies. You can go purchase it there. You can purchase it on your app, your Android. You can purchase it wherever you normally

typically go to purchase albums. All Love Lost in stores this Friday. I would have a whole long big emotional spiel right now about this album. No, I won't because then I'm going to change the entire mood in the room. Well, we're ending so you can change it. Well, Thursday night it'll actually really be available at like 11 something. That's how iTunes has been. So tomorrow night

real, real late on iTunes. It'll be leaked by tomorrow. All Love Lost. Oh, wow. It hasn't really leaked available at like 11 something. That's how iTunes has been. So tomorrow night, real, real late on iTunes. It'll be leaked by tomorrow. All of Lost. Oh, wow. It hasn't really leaked yet. It hasn't leaked at all. A couple people tweeted me with the actual album in their hand. Yeah, because the bundles shipped out.

Oh, the bundles shipped out. That's right. That's right. The bundles shipped out. So if you ordered the bundle, then you should have it by now. Oh, yeah. It's probably going to leak tonight then. Tonight or tomorrow.

Well, I mean, shit. I'm amazed that it has it. Yeah. Oh, you're coming probably going to leak tonight then. Tonight or tomorrow. Well, I mean, shit. I'm amazed that it hasn't. Yeah. Oh, you're coming tomorrow to Hot. That's exciting. Oh yeah,

I will be there. No album of mine has ever gone this long without leaking. Me personally, I think that is a horrible thing because I'm not like some of the label execs

that think, you know, the longer it doesn't leak, the better. No, I don't think so. I think there's a time that it should leak.

That's what I think. It's become now that if you like the album after it leaks, buy it. That's become the formula. Haven't labels been putting it up for streaming a few days before,

though? Is that going to happen? Well, all of Lost streamed today. Oh, no. Yeah, today on Complex. Complex? That's what I was thinking.

Complex. Yeah, today on Complex. Also where you can find the Rat vs. Pigeon video. Oh, my God. Well, stream it if you like it. Buy it. Trying to pay some bills up here. Complex That's what I was thinking Complex Yeah today on Complex Also where you can find The rat versus pigeon video Oh my god We'll stream it If you like it Buy it

Trying to pay some bills up here Yeah so we can put So we can put money In Madi's bank account Joe why did you write tampons On our advertising copy You know what I've had enough of you guys

And this tampon Hashtag better Wednesday Couples therapy tonight 10pm Right after Empire You'll already be watching TV So just tune into VH1 I've had enough of you guys and this tampon. Hashtag couples therapy tonight 10 p.m. right after Empire. You'll already be watching TV so just tune in to VH1. Yo, why are my friends

such dicks? Why? We just want to see you flourish, bro. I'm supporting a show. I'm not VH1 button. That's you. I'm not VH1 button and I'm not flourishing

and it's not button Wednesday. It's all of those things. All of these things are in play right now I want to thank everyone for coming out except for Rory and Monty the body

so no one right we're the only two that came out I mean well there's a room full of people shout out to everyone in that room yeah shout out to everyone

in that room they may not supposed to be here so we won't say their names yeah Monty could like to divulge everything hey shout out to Sasha shout out to Tammy.

Shout out to... Like, you just be getting niggas... Look, look, exactly. We'll say tampons. You know what's funny? Madi's like that, but she would hate for niggas to fucking start shouting shit out about her. Because you wouldn't, so stop it. Austin, we want to thank you for showing up late.

Oh, and me and Joe and the group of people in there are going to go do escape a room if we don't make it back Madi's taking over the podcast what the fuck is that oh we're going to do escape the room

what is that and why wasn't I invited I don't want to go but what is it in the group chat we did say oh Madi might want to go and then Johnny

fucking booked six people like a fucking idiot no because Johnny then texted me privately and said I don't want Madi oh word word

yeah okay yeah sorry he's saying no from the other room text me privately and said I don't want my other guy oh word Gunplay word yeah okay yeah sorry he's saying no from the other room I can show you the text yeah no I did that still

you should I have the text we're going to do escape the room in downtown damn we did something like that on couples therapy too

but that's when a group of people go in a room and thank you and you have to follow clues to try to get out the room and you have like

a set amount of time. And it's supposed to be the most fun thing ever. Fuck you. You know what? You're out. I'm taking your place. I'm going to this thing.

So yeah, if we don't come back. It's Maddie's podcast now. Yeah. Oh man. And then she's got all the money to go to Proudly. Thanks for listening.

We'll see you guys next week. Fuck Tars.