The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 38

Episode Date: November 4, 2015

In the midst of Joe's "All Love Lost" tour, the trio sat down to discuss MMG's behavior, Couple's Therapy updates, Joe vs Tax, and more!

Uh, we ready Austin? You guys are rolling. All right! And we are in the building. I will name this podcast later. Episode number 38. It's your man, Jump Off Joe Beasley. It is.

I haven't said Jump Off Joe Beasley in a long time, and you sound like shit, so. Thank you. Wake up. Fix your voice, uh, Monty DaBotty. I am here! There you go. Let's get some energy in here. We got Michael Roars here.

Good evening, everybody. In a very casual outfit today. Still a nice sweater, though. Not nice. It is pretty casual for Roars. Yeah, for Michael Roars, yeah. No, it's got a nice... It's from J.Crew.

It's still... Yeah, it's still kind of... It's still one of those. Some shit I could have got at H&M for $5, but instead paid $70 at J.Crew. Before you forget... Yo, J.Crew, H&M, and Zara have collectively gotten American Apparel to fuck out of here. No, they're like done. American Apparel's bankrupt.

Good. You thots are not fucking spending enough money. Fucking good. Why'd you look at me? I don't want to shop there. I do like women that wear the American Apparel socks, though. I am into that. H&M has good socks.

I like a bunch of shit for bitches in American Apparel. But anyway, that's a separate. Hold on. Congratulations to Siobhan and Karan on the birth of their baby, Kennedy Elise, today. Of course. If we had a soundbite to clap. Yeah, definitely. Shout out to them.

Friends of the show. You people may know Karan. He's produced on countless Joe Budden projects, part of SLV. Siobhan's a good, good, good friend. So congratulations to them, number one. I need to text them. I did a group text this morning as soon as I found out. I haven't texted anyone in about a week.

I've had a really wild week. That kind of makes our group chat a piece of shit because there's like 10 of us and no one said shit to Karan in it. Oh my god, are you guys for real? Let me do that right now. Oh my god. And they listen every week. So guys, if you know, this is why y'all got the text right now. Congratulations my God. Let me do that right now. And they listen every week. So guys,

if you know, this is why y'all got the text right now. Congratulations. I've been busy all day. I've been tied up. But let me hit you. Did you guys see the picture? Oh my God.

She's so cute. I haven't seen the picture. So y'all do that. You text the group chat from both of us, of course. You pull up the pictures. Congrats,

Karan, just from me. Oh, I fucking deleted the thread. You're a real dick, Why do I do that all the time? Anyway, Karan, just from me. Oh, I fucking deleted the thread. You're a real dick, Roy. Why do I do that all the time? Anyway, listen. We have to go from life to death here really quickly because I want to say rest in peace to an amazing man, Pastor Ron, Rev Ron.

Very well-known man in New Jersey. The pastor and reverend at Christian Love Church on Lions Avenue in Irvington passed away on Friday I was extremely close to this man he was my pastor

he's the pastor I spoke about in Only Human and just a very likable, lovable welcoming man with a very non-traditional style of preaching. He just welcomed, you know, they say all churches welcome all sinners. But this church, this church, he, you know, he spoke to the dealers. He spoke to the users. He spoke to the prostitutes.

He spoke to the gangbangers. He spoke to the killers. Like, he just isn't. I can't say enough about this man. So I want to send prayers out to his entire family. I want to send prayers out to everyone who attends Christian love and the entire congregation. You will be missed severely. And that kind of brought me to another topic. Now, not to say that this is happening there, because I don't know the specifics on Pastor Ron's life and what's going on,

but just in thinking and talking to a few people, this is what happens. What happens is men and women get married, right? Men and women get married. Often at times, well, and i'm not talking about today i'm talking about like other generations uh because nobody gets married today but men and women get married the guy fucking does whatever he does the woman sticks around she stays she grows in resentment the man dies before the woman and then she just takes out all of her anger in his demise um again not saying that

that is what's happening there because i do not know these are two totally separate unrelated incidents but i just know quite a few people who after their death things was a mess like because of marital discrepancies. Discrepancies is a great word. Yeah, because we don't have our, you know, we never plan on dying. You don't have your affairs in order. We don't have our affairs all the way in order. I know a million people who are separated but still legally married.

I mean, shit, we just saw it with Chloe and Lamar. And the only reason she called off, well, the main reason she called off the divorce was because he's still on her health care and she wanted to make sure that all that was well. She running around town doing whatever the fuck she's doing and they're still married. So, I mean, I say all of that to say it's really important to have your affairs

in order, your will, your life insurance, just anything that needs to be done because tomorrow's not promised and you never know when it can happen. Now. I guess we'll just keep procrastinating death. Hopefully.

Hopefully. Now that that is out the way, I have so much to talk about. I had an amazing week, but we're not going to dig too much into my week because bitches be listening. He was fucking mad bitches on tour. No, not quite. No, not at all

actually. There was no sex going on on tour. Very similar to the champagne room. No, but I just had a really good week that I won't devote too much of because bitches be listening and they want to call me and text me and ask me about shit I said in the podcast. And then I got to say, yo ma, that's just a podcast ma. You got to chill. I I got to say, yo, ma, that's just a podcast, ma. You got to chill. I just got to give compelling

content to the people that's listening. You know the real me, yo. There we go. And it works. But anyway, so last week, so last week, and we're going to touch on this very briefly. Last week, we

did the Tax podcast on Monday, right? And then we did our podcast with Amber on Tuesday, right? Yes. Was that Tuesday? I didn't really feel the need to touch on the tax podcast at all because I didn't feel like it was anything worth discussing. But per my usual, how I feel and how other people feel are two totally different. Wait, I really didn't see this story picking up so much steam. Everyone keeps asking.

But it did. Yeah. So here I am. That shit is like a hot fucking topic. Well, I went there. I went there to do the podcast with this gentleman, right? A gentleman by the name of Tech Stone. We had Combat Jack on the week before Amber, and I was very excited about going to do this podcast.

Because I thought that there would be, I thought between him and I, we've both followed each other for quite some time. I thought there would be a lot of compelling content to come from this podcast. So I was eager, because I love compelling content. So I go in there and it was just like it was just bad. It just wasn't. Wasn't good. It just wasn't good. And I would like to think that I was open minded.

I haven't watched or listened. Walking into it. It was just like a half hearthearted barrage of personal attacks. Yeah, from what I read, he got frustrated, and he was pulling out old shit just because. Well, I mean, he asked me about the battle, which is semi-relevant. That's fine.

But I started with I disagreed. So, I mean, then he had a whole conversation with himself and then was mad I disagreed when I started with I disagreed. So then I mean, then he had a whole conversation with himself and then was mad I disagreed when I started with I disagreed. So then he asked me about Esther, which is pretty old. And he asked me about the Wu-Tang shit, which is pretty old. He didn't ask me anything current or pertinent to my today. Right. And I still would like to think I answered everything accordingly.

But anyway, I say all of this to say, right, I guess it did make for an interesting exchange because let me tell this to the people that don't know me. I know I'm not very easily angered or offended. And I do a pretty good job at articulating myself and exactly what I want to say. And I do a pretty good job at articulating myself and exactly what I want to say. Sometimes that doesn't bode too well when you're talking to people, when you're talking to one of the duller knives in the drawer. There. I'll put it that way. So that was that.

But I mean, I'm glad that people enjoyed it. It also wasn't as heated as it came across on the audio or the way people perceived it you know well i didn't think it was either at all no i know but how it was perceived was quite the opposite it seemed like people were really upset people really arguing wasn't the case i think everyone laughed as people were walking out and tax laughed at the end too nobody was really upset like this this has turned into it's an actual beef when it's clearly. No, I mean, I wouldn't think so. But I think that for the general public, when you hear a man irate and raising his voice, you think you become alarmed. Yeah. You think something is wrong.

That's like in his nature, isn't it? He's just like a. Yeah, that's just him. Yeah. He's just loud like that, I guess. I never once felt like he was directing those screams toward me. I just felt like he was- No, I think he would say the same thing. I felt like he was screaming.

But I am glad that he had a good podcast. That probably will never happen again, and him and I probably will never converse, because if that's what the conversation's like, then what's the point? And here we are. We're back. Hello. You're both lunatics. Yeah.

Well, I am 100% a lunatic. Both of you. That is absolutely a valid statement. I just think we're different types of lunatics. Yes. But I mean, anybody who's listening to my music, I hold no fucking quarrel about being a lunatic. Is that a Red Bull? Sugar-free?

What a faggot. That's all they had in the store. Oh my God, Rory. So listen. I'm a diabetic, so. Are you really? No. the store. Oh my God, Rory. So listen. I'm a diabetic. Are you really? No. Oh man, I would have felt bad for you.

My mother's diabetic. Well, that's nice. Diabetic adjacent. Diabetic adjacent. No, no, no. You're not getting your mom's sympathy. Oh my God. You're a lunatic.

Yeah, I'd agree. So yesterday. Yesterday. Boom, boom, boom. All my trouble. I give you $100. You tell me you've seen that song. Marissa.

Yep. Yep. Today's generation. Anyway. So listen. Shazam it. Let's see. We're Shazam Joe singing fucking The Beatles.

Listen. So let's dig into this Wale-Meek shit some more because nothing I love more than fucking laughing at Meek's fucking laughing. Nothing I love more than laughing at Meek just looking like a fucking nut. They're both fucking nuts.

You hate Wale. Wait a minute. Oh, I'm the only neutral one here. I'm the only Neutral one here I'm neutral You beef with Meek You beef Marissa beef with Wale

I love Meek and Wale I'm the only I'm the only one objective here No he beefed with me I was fine It's valid Marissa really does Hate Wale though

So even though He has done Absolutely nothing wrong In this entire exchange She will find a way To kick his back in No I do say that Wale is not in the wrong

in this situation, and he is reacting pretty cool and funny. Very different from him. So let's update the listeners here for the people that haven't heard. Meek is being emotional again. Shocker. Water is wet. He's dissing Wale.

But like, how about he really tried to kick Wale out of MMG and Ross was like, yeah, no. No. That's not how that works, bro. Well, this is the second Instagram post. Let's go back to the first one when he said, this is my last time doing this internet shit again, I think. Which was my favorite part of that sentence.

I just, well, that was my favorite part as well. Because he then put up a post. Was he in D.C. that night? Is that why he said MMG D.C. without the fuck point? No, no, no. It's Dream Chasers, people. Dream Chasers. Ah.

What are you talking about? I thought you said D.C. Yeah, I misunderstood that. Dream Chasers. All right, I'm wrong there. Well, he needs to write that out. Dream Chasers is not of that guilt. If D.C. is going to be Dream Chasers, then he has to write District of Columbia.

Something we need to separate here. Yeah, he needs to separate that. Okay. Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Has not been recorded. Yeah, probably not even a discussion yet. Self-made for. Self-made. It's one of the self-made. One where they're all going to sit at a table on the album cover and it's going to say self-made. Exactly, exactly, exactly. So that didn't quite work. And now they're beefing again. And Wale has taken all of this extremely well. Very un-Wale-like.

He has not spazzed. He's been very sarcastic. Very condescending. Very funny. Very witty. Very quick. I like it. I'll take it. So now what happens though? They're going to keep being little kids until

a check gets in the way? I think only one person's being a little kid. Okay, they're going to keep being a kid and then one's going to keep reacting until a check gets in the way. Obviously something happened in the background between these two Instagram posts. Because this Meek shit came out out of nowhere again i mean because ross tried to fix it with with his open-ended boss talk that he does all the time like yo they're both bosses i'm a boss bosses don't act this way boss is gonna be bosses when

you put two bosses in a boss room it's hard to be a boss that's what he does to try to fix things well maybe r Ross is so busy with his marriage dissolvement or engagement dissolvement that he's not here to keep mediating. Well, we're going to get to that. We are going to get to that.

One story at a time here. Meek was like, oh shit, I got to open. He's not going to come in and fuck with my shit and I'm going to just fucking come for Wale. I want Meek to stop feeling

like everyone is jealous of him and everyone is envious of him and everyone wants his life. That's all I want. I don't think that Wale is jealous or envious of Meek, the person. I think they are two totally different individuals just when it comes to characteristics and the things that they value. They are both very emotional, though. Over different things, though.

Yeah, I don't like that knock. I don't like that person is very emotional. Emotional can be cool, but they don't harness their emotional powers in the correct way. They filter their thoughts differently. Meek is emotional. Why is Wale emotional? Wale fucking gets... What?

He reacts to everything. He does not react to everything. Was the complex thing emotional? Yes. Yeah. Was him threatening to have me slapped because I said I didn't like him on Twitter? We don't care about that. That is.

It's all emotion. That's not emotional. That's him saying, yo, I'm going to smack the shit. We don't care about that. That is. It's all emotion. That's not emotional. That's him saying, yo, I'm going to smack the shit out of you. Why is that emotional? Oh, okay. That's not emotional at all. That's not emotional. Okay, because someone said they don't like him.

Yo, Rory, when we get out of here, I swear to God, I'm going to punch you straight in the face. Why was that emotional? I wasn't emotional saying that. I just said something. Yeah, but you had. That was just saying it. We're not talking about you and Wale. Stop with your personalizations

of things. I am giving examples of how he's been emotional. Give me one that doesn't include yourself. We just did. Complex. No, complex. Yeah. I agree. Give me more. That's my point. The baseball game. The baseball game when he went up to the person in the stands because they tweeted about him and

he ran up on him. They called him Drake. No, they said that's Wale. He's nobody. He'll never be Drake. Yeah, a regular person could have just fucking ignored the troll. In my city where I'm from, they are saying this at a game. You're defending something that he's still emotional.

That's not emotional. That's not emotional. See, that's my point. People are using this term emotional and don't really even know what emotional why is that emotional because why does he have to react fucking ignore this shit all right moda moda you're in this you're in that you're bringing twitter logic to real life no all right let me help you in real life you guys have told me to stop reacting stop being emotional people say stupid shit to me it's the same exact thing you guys have physically said verbatim. Well, we're not saying that you're not emotional.

We are saying you're emotional. Right, because I react to these people, right? So it's the same shit when he does it. That makes it emotional, Rory. Well, I don't just say you're emotional because of your Twitter outbreaks, to be honest. Yeah, but you've physically said stop being emotional by replying to them. You've said that. Show me.

What do you mean show me? You've said it like with your words, not on paper. I don't ever remember saying that, by the way. You said it to me. But again, just how fast,

just how quick we back to personalize. I'm not talking about you. I want to talk about Wale. Anyway, all right, so forget about that. So fucking Wale, Meek,

are at fucking war and it's over for MMG. Is it? No. Because the fucking blog's going to take me saying that. It's a joke button. It says over for MMG. Is it? No. Because the fucking blog's going to take me saying that it's a joke button says that fucking MMG

is finito. I'm just asking. I don't think so. I think they could still work it out. I think that Wale has been trying to distance himself from MMG for quite some time to be honest.

I think you're absolutely right. That's what I think. That's number one. Number two, I think that Meek 100% reps MMG but I think that Meek 100% reps MMG But I think he's a bit tied up

With his whole Relationship And Elm And Tor And then Drake Like he's got a lot going on He does

And Ross Ross is Now What about Stally Gunplay Pill Them niggas is chilling Them niggas Maybach O? Them niggas is chilling.

Maybach O. All of them niggas is great. Oh, Omarion. I love Omarion. Omarion got his own shit happening too though. What's happening with Omarion? Yeah, he's just having

like good shit, positive shit. Oh, no, no. Omarion's doing great. Yeah. Gunplay's great. Stally's great. Pill,

like we never hear. Pill's not in the MMG. Oh, okay. He hasn't been in years. I'm just saying we never hear from fucking these other people because these people are great and they're chilling word ross oh i wish we had a camera i don't know what to say man i mean now shut up money i know what to say, man. I mean... Now, shut up, Madi. I know what to say. I don't know what to say. It was just for dramatic effect.

It was rhetorical. Oh, Ross Ross. What are you playing with, Rory? Let's have a heart-to-heart here. For quite some time, I've been very confused by the happenings between Ross and Lyra Galore. Same. I couldn't figure out what was to gain from Ross by all of a sudden being so

welcoming and accepting to all of the Snapchat shit that him and her have been doing. I couldn't figure it out. Love, man. I still can't. Love. I mean, he was on house arrest, but he was able to move around because there was a lot of people saying, oh, he's off house arrest. Now he just dropped her, but he was still able to move.

I don't. Do you think that they're in love? I wouldn't know. I think he might have been in lust. I'm not asking you to know. I'm asking you what you think. I think he was in lust. Do you think that he ever had plans of marrying this woman is what I'm asking you.

I think Ross is now 47 years old. And I think he's starting to get to that point in his life. I'm not going to say he made the right choice. But he's thinking maybe I should settle down. Have we known him to be in any other relationship before? Has he ever been tied to another woman? Yeah. I'm asking.

I don't know. Yes, just right before her was Ming Lee. Okay. Oh, so he has this behavior. But only as of late. This is lightweight a pattern for him. Lately. Maybe he really is the whole, like, I'm getting fit, I want to be with someone.

He does it for the gram really quickly and then ends it. He does it for the gram really quickly and then ends it. Did he see the success of Meek and Nicki and think maybe I should get a girl that's really attractive and popular online? Possibly. I want to say. I'm not going to compare Nicki and Leroy together. I want to say that Ross wasn't in his Atlanta home looking at Nicki Minaj's Instagram. She's a boss, though. And saying, you know what?

Boss. You know what you dig? Nicki, you boss. I'm a boss. Meek bossing. I need to give me a boss chick, you dig? I actually really think he would say those exact words. Like literally verbatim.

I disagree. I think he did that exactly. All right, but listen to me. In the event that he said that, do you think the first name that pops up is Lyra Galore? Well, maybe he was already fucking her. And be clear, I'm not knocking Lyra Galore. Beautiful, young woman. Maybe they were already fucking.

Maybe she does have good conversation. He was enjoying himself. Yeah, what if she's just dope, man? And kind of was just like, you know what? Why can't we believe that? He might be dope. I'm going to look past this shit

and let's just try this out. And then more shit maybe possibly started coming out. The tweets, the this, the that. And it was starting to be like, oh, this is looking a little sketchy,

but I'm going to keep rolling with it. We've already gone this far. And then maybe there was something that randomly just happened and he was like, yeah, you know what? Nevermind. Nah, you don't go from the way

that he was doing it to putting her, Yeah, he was really going all out. Putting her, every picture she took, the background looked like she didn't belong there.

Like, I'm one of those people that I'm big on details. I analyze things. So, I always look at the background. And the background of her pictures just overnight

became very plush. Yeah. They became very extravagush. They became very extravagant. He had her in meetings with Hov and B. She was in all of these places where I'm not going to say she shouldn't

be. That's not my place to say. You can just see it. All of the Instagram models and honeys there's hope. Hasht honeys. There's hope. Hashtag goals. They clapped. They said goals.

Yes, baby. Yeah, that's what they did. 15 was just the beginning. Yes. They all had the heart eyes under her fucking pictures. It was like a graduation. It was like there was a Lyra high. The first one of us did it.

Yes, girl. Now, I love that. She can make it. I can make it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because that's what happens. When one IG model, I tweeted this the other day, but I forgot to tweet the hope part because that's the important part.

When one IG model gets chosen out of the game, it provides hope. She opens the doors. It provides a means, a glimmer of just sunshine. I'm two more walk away videos away. Yeah. Walk away. Yeah. To all of these holes in five, 300 square foot apartments on the Grand Concourse.

Yeah, it does. It does. Hey. Listen. Get them out of this. Oh, no. I used to have. I'm sure y'all got a stable over there.

I used to have a few bad bitches the Grand Concourse fell off everyone went north okay I failed compass class which way is north of the Grand Concourse and I do know there's no compass class by the way what's north of Grand Concourse Fordham

I'd say up there is a little bit better now used to be some good holes in Fordham too. Listen, as soon as they finish... Or they went west and went to Dykeman. Hey, all you people on the Grand Concourse

and Dykeman, Fordham, just anywhere over there, period. As soon as they finish cleaning up Brooklyn, they coming to get y'all the fuck out of here. Be very clear. Tremont is too accessible right now. y'all the fuck out of here. Be very clear. Tremont is too accessible right now.

Y'all ain't got but maybe six, seven years. They coming to clean y'all asses right out of the Bronx. There's condos on 161 in Grand Concourse right now. And I know this because I'm starting to see

more and more Bronx bitches by my house. Moving out to Jersey? Yeah, man. I'm fucking in the car wash yesterday and I see someone who shall remain anonymous, of course. And she's like, what you doing here? I looked at her like, bitch. What are you

doing here? I've been here for 10 years. What is your ass doing over here? But they do have really affordable places in Jersey. They do. Yeah, no, they do. Y'all never answered my is it over for MMG question. I don't think it is.

I think they can still figure it out. It's definitely not over for all the artists in that camp. No, no, no, no, no. As a camp? As a collective, I mean. As a collective, as a whole, as a crew. They'll have a staff record label and as a motherfucking crew

yeah yeah exactly yeah good hip hop line by Roy there anyways a lot of people wouldn't get it I'll give you $100 Marissa

if you know what it's from fuck off I knew that was coming yeah you definitely just lost $200 today great I think they're gonna fake this for a little bit longer

that they're still cool and it'll drizzle out. I think Wale, does he have a contract that he has another album with them? Wale. If he does, I'm sure he's racing to get it done. Yeah. I mean, he really has been, like you said, doing his own thing. For a while.

Yeah, and he's doing well with it. He has a good following. People are going to kill me. He has album of the year right now for me in 2015 for rap album you're not the only person that has said that in my opinion while they did drop a really good album that shit is amazing it is great yeah i know you didn't hear it you didn't hear it because he said he was smack shit we got it yeah but i've heard great things about it and i wouldn't say otherwise you look that's wonderful of you.

Thanks. I'm glad to hear that. I agree with Rory. I don't think it's over for the people involved. I just think as a crew, I don't really think that, you know, Wale and Mika felt some type of way about each other for a little while now. So I think it's just coming to the forefront. And even if they fix it it i think it'll be a

fake fix it'll be like fix it flat like just like well that's what they did a couple weeks ago yeah ig'd again here we are now minus the fuck boy but what forget him having a problem with why is your immediate reaction when you have a an internal problem with let's not say a family member because clearly they don't like each other someone you you do business with, someone that's part of your crew, someone that how you two behave represents how people perceive your business. Why is your immediate response to that to go on Instagram and talk about it? Because he's Twitter fingers. You took the words out of my mouth. I wanted to make like a public service announcement just now,

not just to Meek Mill, but to all the women in the universe and the men that behave this way too. Because there's a lot of y'all. It's very simple to keep your fucking business off of fucking the internet. So easy. It's very simple. Like, you don't have to run

and just divulge all of your shit to a bunch of strangers. It's messy. It's immature. And all we're going to do is laugh at you. It comes off really, really bad. It makes you look emotional. It's bad. And like Rory said, all we're going to do is laugh.

That's it. No one's going to sympathize with you. We're just going to laugh at you. Yeah, man. No one's going to be like, oh, my God, I totally understand. Stop it. Stop with you. We're just going to laugh at you. Yeah, man. No one's going to be like, oh my God, I totally understand. Stop it. Stop like. We're just going to meme you.

And I say this as somebody who loves a good mess on the timeline. I read that Zola story, by the way. Oh my God. Did you read it? I was at the edge of my fucking seat. All right, it wasn't that bad. Yes, it was. Fuck what you talking about.

That was like the greatest story I've read this year that was a pretty good story but pretty good no I tell a pretty good story that bitch every time cause somebody I was with

had read it first right and they said yo you have to read this and they gave it to me so every time something happened I looked up and I said

yo can you believe this just happened and they said it gets better. Like, how can it get better? When he tried to jump, I was fucking dying. The nigga tried to commit suicide from the fourth floor. If you haven't read the story, it's extremely long.

I'm not going to touch on it. Listen, pause the podcast and listen. Yeah, pause it right now and go listen to fucking. Or read, I'm sorry. Go listen to Zoa on her fucking ho trip. That was the best ho trip. Ever. Yo, hoes tell the greatest stories in the world.

It's cuffing season. I'm just trying to be Jared to somebody's Jessica, man. About that time. Be who to who? Be the Jared to the crazy white bitch. Oh, yeah. Duh. Just trying to be Jared to Jessica, bro.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Go punch yourself in the face a few times. No, that story was really amazing. You definitely should go and read it. It is a couple of seasons. How the fuck is your... Yo, real quick. Even though it's 70 degrees in New York right now.

Mine is failing miserably. I'm going to say this, and then I thought Rory had a story to tell us. But, yo, I just want to say, I just want to address Bud and Wednesday's last week. Hashtag Bud and Wednesday's. We're not hashtagging Bud and Wednesday's. Hashtag. Oh, I stopped promoting it. I was very hurt last week.

And that's why I didn't promote it. And I just want to have a serious moment here. I didn't see it. And I don't have very many serious moments in life. But, okay, so here's some backstories. So my friends, as I've said before in this podcast, they're all stupid, idiot dickheads. We were sympathetic this week.

No, no, yeah, yeah, but I'm giving them backstory like from before so they love nothing more as i've said before than to see my fucking demise on national television especially if we can share it yeah listen we all sit in it we watch these episodes like at least five times and laugh every time at something stupid right right? So that's that. Last week, that wasn't funny. They had sent me on, Scott's wife sent me the episode and I was able to see it early. So by the time Rory and Ice and Imani and all these people started to come

with their little jokes, it was too late. I was already very hurt and I had to let them know, hey, I can't partake with the jokes this week because I am very hurt by what I saw on television. I was very disappointed in Kalen.

What happened? I'm like sitting in there. Now I'm on the edge of my seat. Well, Joe tried to jump out of a window and he got caught on the balcony. I did not try to jump out of the window. And then a pimp saved you. Yeah, no. He started punching himself.

None of that happened, guys. You guys are just making stuff up. And he drove Kalen around to do her drop-offs. Well, what happened was, still I wasn't in this episode until the very end. Oh, because you were back home. Yeah, so I was back home taking care of this court case shit. So I had to fly back, handle that,

but Kalen was still in Los Angeles. So the second that the judge lifted the warrant she was able to record on the show so she goes back on the show she's there before me I have to catch a flight back the things that she said upon entry are the things that hurt me like when you go into a house with however many couples but a bunch strangers. And you're there speaking on behalf of your ex-significant other. And the things that you say are, he's a monster. He's nuts. He's a lunatic.

I walk on eggshells around him. I'm scared. I'm scared to talk because he has a temper. He's never hit me, but I know if I hit him, he would hit me. Um, he's never hit me, but I know if he, if I hit him, he would hit me. Like that was mind boggling to hear. You know, Vani had a status about this on Facebook. That's where I saw it.

She said she couldn't believe she said that either. Nobody that has ever seen Kalen and I, nobody. Yeah, I've never, I've never personally heard Kalen talk about it like that. Ice hit me and said, yo, that's crazy. As somebody that was there to witness you two. Dude, I was there probably the worst part of it. When y'all broke up and I broke up with Smoke, we were like me and her cried every single night. She never said something like that.

Everybody was looking at me like, how could she say something like that? Like I was supposed to have an explanation. Now, I have my own theories. I wouldn't know why she said those things. You guys have gotten past it now, though, right? Well, that's the interesting predicament I'm in, Marissa. I'm in quite the conundrum. Because when I got back to that house, I was told that she said some things,

but I was never told what she said. Right. And it's different hearing it from her voice. So, you know, we had it out on screen, which will probably air today, tonight, where I was asking her, why are you saying these horrible things? Like, this is not your experience with me.

You don't even know the people that you're sitting here caping for, like, you're just saying some shit, I get it, you hurt, I get it, you want to see me be the bad guy and the villain, because if we're just talking, I'm probably going to get my point across better, so you're really basking in this, Joe is an animal monster type shit, I understand that. But as two people that came in his house together, like, we should kind of be for each other somehow. But, so we had that conversation. But hearing it, and she apologized. She did apologize for some of the things that she said.

So how can I be mad again? Yeah, and I feel like she could have gotten caught up in the like we know kaylin though and she's never been like a malicious fuck i don't give a fuck that's the part that has me hurt yeah i know this girl kaylin came to my fucking birthday party when we got back me and kaylin go eat me and kaylin do mad platonic shit together. Like, Kaylin and I, our relationship is like exes should fucking be. Like, cool. How the fuck am I going to talk to you now?

I can't talk to you. If this is the shit that you say on national television when there is a camera recording to complete strangers, what the fuck are you saying just in your normal day-to-day? Well, I think you can look at it in a sense of... I knew that was coming. Bitch! No. People do tend to say other shit when the camera's off.

I don't give a... What? Yeah, they react from the camera because they're getting hype from the situation and the people around them and the scenario of what's going on whereas we you know people who have been with kaylin in her private behind closed doors life i've been with her i've been with her when she fucking hated your guts because the you know you guys were in the worst of the worst and she's never ever in her life even said she's scared of

you or any of that shit behind closed doors with just me when she had every reason to hate you well with therapy with therapy and i tell people this and a lot of people are unfamiliar with how therapy works but in therapy they start tinkering with your insides and maybe touching on some emotions and some feelings that you had stored deep down somewhere so you start to become you get in touch with a lot of shit. And I just don't understand. Every time she starts saying some stupid shit,

they start saying shit like, oh yeah, this is really big in her fucking therapy. Huh? Oh my goodness gracious. But anyway, so yeah, I'm in an interesting conundrum here because she's already apologized for saying these things. However, I didn't hear them. So now that I heard them,

I don't really know how I can speak to this girl again. I don't. How? How could I speak to this person again is that me with my fucking detachment detachment issues is there something wrong with me right now I don't see how I could speak to somebody

who speaks of me in that regard even if it's old and even if she was hurt and even if she was emotional and even if she was hurt and even if she was emotional and even if she was drunk and even if whatever the fuck the reason I don't really care

I never care about the reason by the way you should I don't I care about the results I care about what happens I don't care about why you did some shit

the homeless nigga on the street could tell you a million reasons as to how he got homeless on the street that don't change shit you homeless on the street I don't change shit you homeless on the street i don't care about the why i care that it happened i need people to think before

they talk i need and that's what i always say like you don't think this through kind of like drink told me in that complex or whatever interview he did right he was like you didn't think this all the way through nobody told nobody advised you against this that's how i feel like no you didn't think about this at all so i'm hurt i was hurt i was very hurt and i it's such a big deal uh listeners because i don't get hurt i don't get hurt off me like very seldomly do i get hurt because you have to be invested i have to care and know you to be hurt so that hurt me um i got past it um i wanted to go to her twerk class on Sunday they got the fucking on the show

the damn security guards following me all around the motherfucking house like I'm a threat like I'm about to beat a bitch up on national

fucking television I can't keep missing they got security following me everywhere I was looking up cable packages today and the bitch motherfucking Janice

is on TV conspiring to kill me oh I heard that. I'm confused. So maybe the security was to protect me. Maybe. From Janice. Yeah, she in the bed telling, wait, hold up for a minute now.

Let me get ignorant and petty real quick. She in the bed waking a sleep girl up talking about handing her a pen talking about I had it under the bed and as soon as it comes in the bed you just jab him in the neck.

Who's that? She had to tell that to Caitlyn. She had to teach Caitlyn how to fucking kill me with a pen. How to kill me with a pen.

It's lit. It's fucking lit. Let me tell you something. Hey, I'm going to make a public service announcement again. I don't hate something. Hey, I'm going to make a public service announcement again. I don't hit women. However.

Oh my God. If a bitch pulled a fucking pen out. Bitch, if y'all give me that motherfucking pen. Give me that damn pen. That's not a pen. That's an expensive mic that we don't own. A very expensive mic. I'm just saying.

We have zero. Bitch, I smacked that fucking pen out your damn pen. That's not a pen. That's an expensive mic that we don't own. A very expensive mic. I'm just saying. We have zero. Bitch, I'd smack that fucking pen out your damn hand. I wish somebody would be done pull a pen out somewhere. A pen like a writing utensil? Yes. Wow. Yo, does Dr. Mike have a degree? Yo, all my friends hate Dr. Mike.

I gotta see this fucking show, man. You don't even realize he's in the room, and they'll do the whole thing, and then they'll pan to Dr. Mike, and he'll go, yeah, that really upsets you, doesn't it? Yeah. Dr. Mike is great. No, he's not. No, he is. He's great.

He is. Well, in person he is. God damn. I do understand. What's up, Marissa? Oh, are we going to have to talk now? Because she's out of the room. That shit is bad.

Oh, what do you want to say? That shit is fat as hell. She's just an associate. Oh, sure. Okay. No, she is. She is. She is.

Okay, with a really fat ass. I mean, that shit is... Yo, right when she came up the elevator, I had that Drake line in my head when it's like, I'm with a chick that has an ass that's partly embarrassing. Yo. Because it was in the elevator. That's not his line at all, isn't it? It makes everybody in the room uncomfortable? No.

I'm with a chick whose ass is... I think I said it perfectly. Now I'm embarrassed. He does have a really funny face. Yo, that shit is crazy, son. Jesus. She's young. Like a small village. She seems cool. Very cool. She's okay.

She's very smooth and symmetrical. She's like my height when she sits down. Does that mean she's... She's a short girl, yeah. But when she sits down? Yeah. She's pretty tall. I don't know. I don't...

Oh. Am I you? Oh, my God. I was like, how does that work? I think she's one of those young girls. How old is she? She's going through the... I'll tell you off the... She looks like she's from the bronx but she's a young girl no

no not from the bronx i think she's trying to date girls or whatever you know she's trying to find she's finding herself in life she's part of my mentoring program oh my god get her a pen Every now and again Rory's funny man He's pretty funny Every now and again Rory is pretty Get her a pen Get it from when Janice

Was the pen With Galen Cause you just You're not laughing like I am It was like funny But it was like funny in J's. No, it wasn't. It was mad funny. So she's trying to date girls now?

I don't fucking know what she's doing. You said it. Yeah, but I mean, fuck. Who is this? Mike is over there. I don't know. The threesome girl from my threesome thing is trying to stay at my house for a weekend in a few weeks.

And I'm like, this is so strange. And you said yes. No. That's the part that we're missing and you said sure i'll be home i don't have cable you're gonna be bored girl yeah that's gonna be because like you know i i just i'll get really uncomfortable if she like tries to sleep in the bed with me and stuff so you've already fucked her i know isn't that strange like i don't mind doing it in the heat of the moment when he's there and stuff but like aside from that

like don't touch me don't I hate don't well now you know how men feel when we don't want to fuck after we fucked once no you can't come over

I have so much I would love to talk about on this podcast but I can't because of your political connects yeah I'm sorry I don't want to offend

my political pussy I didn't know yeah I am I'm sorry. I don't want to offend my political connects. Yeah, I am a pussy. Me too. You never know who's listening to this fucking podcast until your phone starts blowing up. So I heard your little podcast. Like when Michael Kors heard it and he got butt hurt.

You know what I have a problem with? I found out via this Amber Rose thing. It went on Baller Alert. And wow, that's great. Shout out to Baller Alert. Yeah. And wow, that's great. Shout out to Baller Alert. That we're getting this much press. I got an array of screenshots of Baller Alert's Instagram with our artwork up there. Yeah.

Well, I was happy. I was very offended that I have so many friends that follow Baller Alert on Instagram. Yeah. I was like really upset. Yeah. That was my response. My that follow Baller Alert on Instagram. I was like really upset. That was my response. All my friends follow Baller Alert. Can I admit something to you today? You follow Baller Alert.

You better follow Baller Alert. Today I followed them. For what? I followed Baller Alert and The Shade Room today. Oh, now you're pussy now. Because I needed to really keep up with all of this Lyra Ross stuff. That shit is fun.

I felt like, I felt like I would've been missing something. I read all the comments. It'd be a petty, it's so fun. Oh, you know what we forgot? I read every,

like a thousand comments. To piggyback off the Meek shit, drama and, Oh, Summer. His, his wife. I missed that.

Oh, that shit was lit. I missed it. I missed it. And I didn't know Summer's, uh, at, so.

This shit was worse this was worse than the Meek thing as far as putting business out there like alimony bed what it dates back to like last week Summer had gone taken Drama's daughter

not her daughter they didn't have the daughter together but they were cool when they were married ex-wife though Summer is an ex-wife were cool when they were married ex-wife though yeah okay so she's officially already summer is an ex-wife of drama how they were married they were married and but drama has a kid from a previous relationship but they were you know she was tight with the kid when they were together i got it so apparently summer took the girl to the mall to go shopping for her birthday that's nice and took her golfing and things like that but apparently wait time out. Why is everybody calling her Summer P?

That's her middle initial, and that's what she goes by. That's what she puts on Twitter. She's been Summer Walker for a million years. I believe her Twitter name, not her actual at, her name is Summer P. Yeah, Summer P. Walker. And the kicker, I don't want to spoil the story. No, no, no. But there's another reason why they call her Summer P.

Tell the story. Tell the story. I don't know that part. Tell the story. The Drake line? Tell the story. Then you just spoiled it. Okay, well, we didn't even get there yet. It's a Drake her Summer Pierce. Tell the story. Tell the story. Tell the story. I don't know that part. Tell the story. The Drake line? Tell the story. Then you just spoiled it. Okay, well, we didn't even get there yet.

It's a Drake line. There is a Drake line, but it's older than this. What is happening? No, Drake is the reason for everything. Tell the story, man. I'm on the edge of my seat. It's like the Zola shit. Okay, okay, okay.

So she takes this girl out. She puts a picture up on Instagram, like, you know, me and the girl, blah, blah, blah, love her to death, whatever, whatever. So Drama's current girlfriend, Jessica, was like. Time out, time out, time out, time out. You don't just say Jessica like that. Don't just say Drama's current girlfriend, Jessica. Jessica is a goddess.

I don't actually know her full name, so. Jessica some fancy shit. Okay, Jessica fancy shit. Perciago. Oh, that's okay. Valencian, Valencian. Jessica Balenciaga's Jessica

Jessica Is Fine Yeah She is Like fine to the point Drama has a good track record Where

When I was in Atlanta Doing Whatever I was doing in Atlanta And me and Drama Did our interview First thing He started with Joe stay out of my girls DMs

Why were you in them? Yeah You better fucking believe it I was just saying hello Of course He started with, Joe, stay out of my girl's DMs. Why? Were you in them? Yeah. You better fucking believe it. I was just saying hello. Of course. Anything offensive. But this is before I knew that they were like, you'd have to be a fool to not try and speak to that beautiful woman.

I'm not. But anyway, okay, go ahead. Anyway, so Jessica was under the impression that, you know, drama doesn't speak to his ex-wife. They're not allowed to communicate other than like like, the alimony payments every month. She's not supposed to be around the kids. So she puts up this whole Instagram post like, this fucking bitch. I hate to be dramatic and messy, but she's posting up this picture with Drama's daughter on Instagram.

Like, shit's all cool. When you know damn well you just saw that she was there through Snapchat and snuck and saw her and then posted up a picture. Like, y'all was really hanging out. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, wait, wait, wait. All right, Jessica. Take back the high praise. Just that fast, I take it back.

Why are you behaving this way, baby? So Jessica was pissed, right? So it turns out, though. Wait, let me talk to Jessica. Okay, talk to Jessica. You're entirely too beautiful to behave that way. It's always the beautiful ones that are like complete lunatics. And I don't know that she is, but you don't have to live that way, baby.

Well, drama played a bit of a role in this Twitter thing, too. Wait, man. I think it's at this point when drama stepped in no but maddie's telling the story yeah make sure she don't miss anything okay so then i paid attention to gossip this week for the first time ever so then uh summer class back like oh word that's what you think that's word bitch i got them i've been waiting to clap at your ass. At the go. Because you know that's how women think and feel. So she provides emails from her, between herself and Drama, that shows that they set this up for her to take the kid out,

and it was a whole thing, and it was planned, and it was all good. Pie on your face, bitch. Because that's how women think. Yeah, so then behind the scenes, I guess Jessica got pissed at Drama, allegedly broke up with him for like a second. Whoa, nobody told me that they broke up. Just for like a second. It's over.

They're back already. So then Drom was apparently arguing with Summer behind the scenes like, oh, you fucked my shit up, but whatever, yada, yada, yada. So then Summer takes to Twitter like, look, I ain't going to have this motherfucker all up in my shit crying about this next bitch. Let me tell you something right now you're late on my alimony payment this that and a third and then she just started spilling tea she said that drama would cry to her and say yo i'm cool with drake but i had to give me these drake uh these um quentin miller reference tracks because what was her reasoning she said that meek wanted to work with quentin quentin said no no that was someone else that said that oh i thought yeah no jessica said that Meek wanted to work with Quentin, Quentin said no. No, that was someone else that said that. Oh, I thought. Yeah. No, Jessica said that.

No. No, you mean Summer? Summer said that. I don't fucking know. We're fucking this all up. That was one of Quentin's affiliates. But that was like a separate thing. Just come on and give me more of what Summer said. So basically Summer was just saying that drama admitted to her that he gave the tracks to Meek, that

he was cool with Drake, but he felt he had to do that. What else did she say? Which is true, by the way. that drama admitted to her that he gave the tracks to me that he was cool with Drake but he felt he had to do that um what else did she say which is true by the way what that part yeah we know that and um yeah but that was she was just basically confirming it all and then um the summer pee

thing that Rory was referencing is that Drake has a line on uh so Jessica said in the tweet that's why you fucked Drake when you were with drama Drake has a line on... So, Jessica said in the tweet, that's why you fucked Drake when you were with Drama. Mm-hmm. And then people started bringing up lyrics with Summer P in them. And there's more than just the shout-out to Summer P in this thing,

which is the most recent one. There's one prior to that about buying a bag or something. It's from From Time, I want to say, with Jhene. I forgot the exact line. Same. So that's the end of the story? Pretty much. I was expecting a better ending. What type of ending

were you thinking? I'm just saying, we ended at fucking Drake fucked Summer. Who cares? Yeah, I mean. Drake's fucked everybody. Well, it's funny that

in the midst of arguing for alimony Drake is still a factor in this Drake and Meek the funny shit I've seen a couple of pictures of Drake

of with some with everyone girl with some women that I know aww and I'd be like nah you better than that

you better than me oh you shouldn't we shouldn't share anything you shouldn't be. Listen, I couldn't stand that bitch. I couldn't take five seconds around that bitch. And you come off way more cultured than me.

Yeah, I don't know. You probably dug into her childhood. I don't know. I don't know. Marissa, what are you looking for over here? I'm trying to find the exact tweets. So while you do that, I want to clap for the Knicks. Before this season started,

I had the Knicks winning 29 to 31 games. The Knicks look way better than I imagined. I really hated the Cal O'Quinn Derrick Williams signings

When they occurred I love them niggas Word Them niggas are like nicks Yo I was fucking tweeting Derrick Williams To stay away from house I saw that

It's too cold for Dykeman Just stay home Don't hit any of the spots I know you're becoming popular Stay out of New York City Just stay home. Don't hit any of the spots. I know you're becoming popular. Stay out of New York City. Just go home. Go to practice.

Go to the garden. Cal O'Quinn has like, dare I say it, a little bit of Oakley blood in him. Yo, the way Derek Williams is playing, I haven't seen someone hustle in a Knicks jersey since David Lee. It was like refreshing to see someone run for the ball. Gallo quit his clotheslining, niggas, to try to come to the rim. He's killing people. Gallo's born... These shits look like really flagrant fouls.

Gallo looks amazing. Gallo looks like a point guard. Grant looks good. Porzingis looks good. Yo, you know who looks the worst? Mello. Mello! Even though he lit the Wizards up. Yeah, he did. He lit the Wizards up. Well, he was playing a little D last night. Talk about fucking Gallo on Tony Parker last night.

Oh, man. Man. When was the last time you saw someone in Nick's jersey play some defense like that? That's what I'm saying, man. I was very proud of that Nixon-Spurs game, even though they lost. Yo, I told you before we started recording. I said, I've never been so happy after a Knicks loss in my life. And mind you, all of this is without a fly low you were right about the quentin thing all of this is

without their starting shooting guard aaron a flallow yeah who's a two-way player who i really enjoy and that's just gonna make their bench better and the bench is like a fucking plus like i also like that porzingis is not afraid to shoot me too i'll be much happier when he starts i tweeted that too. I said, look, I'm happy you're shooting, but can you just make the easy ones?

Just a couple of them. But you know what? Even when he's missing, he's impactful on the court. He had like 11 rebounds. He fucking was altering shots. And while his weight is definitely a problem

in the paint, which we all thought it was going to be, it's not as bad. He's not getting, you know, bullied down there. He's not getting sunned in the paint, which we all thought it was going to be. It's not as bad. He's not getting, you know, bullied down there. He's not getting sunned in the paint the way I thought he might be. Yeah, he's so long.

I mean, you're that long, I guess. Seven foot three. That nigga. You know what's funny? I cut the game one last night. It was in the middle of the first quarter, and I saw Tim Duncan and LaMarcus Aldridge. That's who they showed first. I'm like, yo, the Spurs is big.

And then the very next shot, the Knicks are bringing the ball up, and I see Porzingis and Robin Lopez. I'm like, oh, we kind of big, too. We ain't so tiny down there. Yo, shout out to the Knicks, man. I do think that they may be able to sneak in the back end of the playoffs and maybe even win a couple of games. I'm not saying they'll win a series. It's not like we got draft picks, so we might as well go for the playoffs. And maybe even win a couple of games. I'm not saying they'll win a series.

It's not like we got draft picks, so we might as well go for the playoffs. I don't know how the Knicks end up giving a draft pick away for fucking Bargnani, who they would have given us a draft pick to take them. I don't get it. Oh, I don't get it. Carl Towns looks amazing, but I don't want to stay on basketball for too long. Mahdi, anything on the Knicks? Go Knicks.

Yeah. Whoa. Great sports report there, Maddie. We got it. Everybody, round of applause for Maddie and the sports report. Thank you, everyone. Thank you. I want to shout out to all the Yankee fans that hate the Mets. I'm not one of you.

I'm a Yankee fan that just was happy to see New York in the World Series. I didn't think I would, but I found myself cheering for the Mets. I think the Mets. But, you know. I think the Mets kind of gave this series away. I still feel like they could have won. But congrats to the Mets. I'm sure they didn't. Nobody picked the Mets to be in the World Series.

So now they have a lot to build upon. Vernon Davis was traded. Yeah. Colin Kaepernick has been getting way too much pussy in the offseason. He got benched. He might get traded. Well, he's gotten benched for Blaine Gabbert. Thanks, Maddie. No problem.

Anytime you get benched for Blaine Gabbert, my nigga, a lot of people are blaming this. For someone named Blaine? Yeah, yeah. I never want to get benched for a nigga named Blaine. Like, that's crazy. But the 49ers suck, and it's good for them because they treated fucking Harborough like shit.

So it's good for them. they treated fucking Harbor like shit. So it's good for them. So the undefeated teams are Denver, Cincinnati, Carolina, and New England. Do you see the Bengals or Denver? Am I missing someone? No, it's just those four. Because they beat the Packers. Denver beat the Packers. Do you see any of these teams in the Super Bowl?

Yeah. Which two? Even if they're in the same division, just for conversational purposes. I ain't going to lie. Denver will play. Denver will give the Pats a good game. Denver's the one that I'm saying is going to get the fuck out of here. You're bugging.

Their defense is phenomenal. But I just, unless Peyton wakes up, which he's very viable to wake up. He's fucking Peyton Manning. That's what I'm saying. Seven games, that's very evident.

He can't throw that far anymore and he's not the most, you know, not the most velocity With fucking Colin Kaepernick, they might be undefeated right now. No, no.

No, I don't think that. I don't think that. Colin Kaepernick can't look past the first fucking read and he loves throwing it to the other team. I think that. I don't think that. Colin Kaepernick can't look past the first fucking read, and he loves throwing it to the other team. I think that Denver needed a tight end. Yeah, no, that Vernon Davis trade was great.

So I'd like to see them now. Listen, if you could do that to the Packers, you can do it to New England. You can. Yeah. You can. So, I mean, this might just mirror when uh uh john elway got his ring at the end of the career at the end of his career when he switched up the whole the whole style uh the whole playing style for him and he won so and he probably would have won again uh had he not retired

so yeah football is interesting uh basketball is is interesting. Cam Newton is my favorite player to watch now. Cam Newton is playing fucking football like I've never seen. Cam Newton should get the MVP behind Tom Brady. But I just feel like we've seen this from Tom Brady for so long. Yeah. Tom Brady's just great. As a huge Tom Brady fan, I would still rather see Cam Newton get that MVP. Well, me too, because his fucking first option is Ted Ginn Jr.

And if you watch that game. Who dropped two fucking touchdown passes. If you watch that game, I don't even know if Ted Ginn Jr. has hands. Does he? He has speed, but. Does he have hands, though? He's never really been known for hands. No, no, no.

Since Ohio State. No, no, you're missing my point. I want to know. If he actually has working thumbs, is what you're saying? Does he have hands? Are they attached to his wrists? Are they there? Have we ever seen them?

He just taped gloves to his forearm. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I'd like to know if he has hands. I would. So yeah, maybe you do make a good case for Cam. I would love to see Cam do it. What is coming soon? What's happening soon in the universe?

Thanksgiving is coming. Oh, Ted Allentine's album drops next Friday. Okay. I listened to MGK's album over the weekend, and it is coming. Oh, Todd Allentine's album drops next Friday. Okay. I listened to MGK's album over the weekend, and it's great. Oh, I'm very happy to hear that. It's great. Shout out to MGK. He really did a great, great, great job.

Speaking of albums that came out, let's talk about Game and all his IG honeyness. My, my, my, my, my, my, my. I'm so thirsty. Oh, man, man. And before this becomes something all of us here are fans of. Game, game, game. But the same way you would tell a friend when they were doing something that may not be appropriate. Now, you know what?

Of course I saw the picture. Because everybody has seen the picture. Hard to miss. Yeah. I had to remember who game is game is someone who has been accused of stripping in his past oh word you right i don't know that he has ever done that didn't you start that rumor yeah beefed or was it you and Fifth?

It was Joe and Joe vs. Everybody. You know those fucking Detroit vs. Everybody shirts? If Joe was still Joe, those would have been great merch to do Joe vs. Everybody.

Should be in a G-Univ with all the gangster actors. Thanks, Monty. No problem. Really appreciate that. No problem. Oh, remind me on a Just Blaze thing

after this. Just Blaze? So I went on Game's Instagram and I didn't realize he had so many followers. He has a lot of followers. I mean, he's made. But I was looking at the likes that these pictures got. Versus the dick pic?

No, the likes that that pic got versus his other pictures. Right, uh-huh. His normal pictures get like 60 grand. Okay. That picture is at 250. Bitches was loving it is what you're saying. pic got versus his other picture right uh-huh his normal pictures get like 60 grand okay that picture is at 250 it just was loving it is what you're saying if he's saying that why would he not continue that behavior that shit is so fucking lame man oh i just don't think he needs to do it i don't think he needs to do it he just doesn't need to i don't have a cool explanation why do you think he's doing it uh attention he likes attention

he always has this is a little extra i mean is he game is also in a different la than he was in 2005 yeah so that has a lot to do with his behavior now and how he's grown up i agree i agree with that la is a very different place. It's not New York. Today. And this shit is not L.A. 10 years ago. I mean, it's just a different L.A. Bullshit.

Game sold a lot of records. He got a very successful fucking television show. His album's great, by the way. Television show. He's got a great album. I love his Halloween outfit. Oh, Jidenna, that shit was wrong.

I thought he bodied it. Yeah. I wanted to know, Game dyedna, that shit was wrong. I thought he bodied it. Yeah. I wanted to know, he, game dyed his hair, huh? Yeah. Maybe it was like a temporary dye.

And then he got waves in the front. He did it all, me. I love the outfit. I would have liked to been in LA for Halloween. I didn't do much for Halloween. I went to a haunted house.

I painted pumpkins at my girlfriend's. We don't care about it. We watched Halloween movies together. We don't care. We went pumpkin picking. We got it. Speaking of Halloween movies together. We don't care. We went pumpkin picking. We got it.

Speaking of Halloween, before we were recording, Joe and I had a very similar opinion on Halloween this year. It seems that women... This year, Halloween fell on a weekend. My bad.

Was that a bar? I had to say that. I mean a bar of juice. Me and ghetto boys was trick or treating. I'm never joking. Oh, okay. I was joking.

Is that a bar? All right. Is that a bar? I'm about to say. All I'm not joking. Oh, okay. I was joking. It's a little more. It's a little more. I'm about to say. All right, go ahead. Yeah, so it seemed this year that maybe women gave Halloween back to the kids. It seemed women were more dressed, and it was pretty warm this Halloween. Seemed women were actually dressed in costumes.

They weren't completely naked. And I think my theory is because they are so used to being naked on Instagram that they thought, Hey, maybe I'll cover up for this Halloween. I agree with that. I tweeted that I'd seen a lot less whole shit. Um,

I just was real. I just thought that maybe actually chicks were actually out with their kids. The kids finally grew up and could trick or treat. Yeah. Because Halloween fell on a and could trick or treat. Yeah, because Halloween fell on a Friday, right? Saturday. Yeah,

Starless is not popping on Saturday. Neither is Sugar Daddy's. Neither is the Palace. Neither is Heaven's. Neither is Lust. Well, Lust is popping on Saturday.

Heaven's ain't popping at all anymore. My friends are still dressed like Halloween. No, Heaven's is still cool on a Monday, but it's just a little ratchet.

Yeah. Cityscape. So none of these places, so all the hoes had to fucking dress up and like be good moms. Yo, who says that stuff? I'm going to get killed one day.

Probably with a pen. That was pretty funny. Yes. Austin, how much time are we at? Oh, no. Almost an hour. What did he say?

Almost an hour. All right. What happened? Anytime I see a Just Blaze interview on, that's what I want to talk about. That exact drop. Anytime Just Blaze does an interview, I click because anytime Just Blaze speaks, I listen.

I think he's extremely articulate and has a lot to share to the world. And he was interviewing with This Is 50 and someone asked him about his Just blaze drop that you just did and he mentioned how it came about he said he was in the studio this was during the phase of joe's life oh thanks money no problem and y'all were all clowning in the studio and just blaze was on the mic and tried to say Just Blaze in your voice and that became the drop. Is that how that happened? That's what he said in the 50. I thought that was a pretty

cool tidbit. He might be a liar. I think he is lying actually. I don't think he is. I think I said Just Blaze. I think I said it and he liked it And he imitated me saying it And then it stuck

With him saying it That's what happened Well look at you That's part of history DJ Mustard I'm a part of a lot of Fucking history I don't get credit for

Fucking all these niggas Running around Fucking Instagramming And Snapchatting these hoes Wasn't so cool When I started Wasn't a hidden thing To do then All these niggas Running around With motherfucking Girlfriends andes Wasn't so cool When I started Wasn't a hidden thing To do then

All these niggas Running around With motherfucking Girlfriends and shit Wasn't so cool To have one Ten years ago You're such an innovator

None greater Jazz also finished I actually can name A lot more shit That I was a part of But I won't Yo just say Drake Stole your style man

Just say it Just say it I mean the emo raps The guy that Loki did Still must He's put the trench coat on with some sweats. Did he wear a vest, though? He's playing kickball.

He definitely stole the kickball. Come on, my nigga. Come on. He's got a beard now. He's like, come on, dog. Is he Joe Ajayes? Is that what this is? No, he's fucking Joe with $500 million.

Oh, man. Fuck Drake, man. I'll tell my quick other halloween story let's hear it so thursday night of last week uh i went out to celebrate my very good friend austin mills birthday party hey did you go joey no no he was uh no he was uh at uh scream fest or whatever oh yeah and i yeah i skipped to you should have went, it was great. Go to, so me and Austin and a bunch of our close friends

did the dinner thing and then we went to Noble afterwards. Noble was popping, there was a lot of liquor. I thought that was a dinner place, Noble.

No, not Noble. They went to, it's different. Okay. Yeah, it's a secret place, you have to have a password.

A different one. Okay. So Friday morning comes, needless to say, I'm not in the best shape. I'm extremely hungover. Rory had a hang place. You have to have a password. A different one. Okay. So Friday morning comes. Needless to say, I'm not in the best shape. I'm extremely hungover. Rory had a hangover. Oh, is this what you texted our group chat about? Yeah.

I had to remind because it was in the middle of it happening. Okay. So I get to my office around 935. Get to the third floor. Nobody's there. 40 desks empty. I'm like, oh, fuck. I think I saw your tweets about this and this is mad funny.

Go ahead. Oh shit. Did we get like Halloween off and I didn't know? Everybody died in the office. Oh shit, crazy. They all got killed in a pen? Too much. So,

I hit you. In the midst of my hangover, I'm like, oh shit. I see jackets. I see laptops. People are here. So naturally, naturally I go to our big glass conference room. So I'm walking down the hallway.

I can see the conference room from a distance. And once it gets through my alcohol eyes, I see that there's 40 people in the conference room. Everyone is in full-blown costumes. Okay. I am not in a costume. I then spotted one of my co-workers comes out and says no come in come in i said no i'm not in a costume i'm good he said no they just called your name my gm just called my name you gotta come in i said all right

so quick thinking rory walks in and goes i had a sweater on, naturally. Of course. Of course you did. I'm Drake from the Hotline Bling video. Alright. I got him. My GM goes, that's great that you're Drake, Rory, but you were supposed to bring a costume in for the person we partnered you via email.

Forty people are now staring at me and the one gentleman does not have a costume on. Did he bring a costume for you as well? he did so my GM's like alright it's fine don't be that guy by the way you reek of liquor I'm like eh I had a rough night so she's like walk down canal go get a costume

so I'm walking down canal this guy's like 6'7 there's only one plus size costume it's a tooth fairy costume I'm like eh that'd be funny so I buy it there's only one plus size costume. It's a tooth fairy costume. Okay. I'm like, that'd be funny. So I buy it.

She was $40. No, no, no return. I'm walking back down canal and it hits me. Oh shit. He's gay. He's gay.

Oh man. He's gay. They're going to think I'm calling him a fairy. So naturally, I gave it to him. Oh my God, what an idiot. And a few people gave me some looks like, what are you trying to say? I hid in the office for the entire day in one of our breakout rooms, hoping everyone would forget about it Monday morning.

And then I walk in on Monday morning and the person that sits next to me goes, oh, here comes the homophobe. And then everyone stares at me and now I'm the douchebag of the office that calls people faggots via their Halloween costumes. But at least you don't write tampons

on transgender. That is true. That's why I knew I could come here and not be judged. I didn't write that, by the way. We didn't say you did. Next time I see Kaylin, I'm going to make her

write tampons on a piece of paper. So you can see how she writes it? Yeah. Well, luckily, you won't ever see her again because I'll never see her again.

You tell them. Well, real quick, just to put a cap on Rory's story so we can get the fuck out of here. Why don't you tell them where you work because I got a feeling they'll be hiring soon.

And I told Twitter and I ended it with so is anyone hiring? Yeah, yeah. They'll be hiring soon. So if any of you guys need a job you can take fucking

Michael Rohr's spot at this nice job with the gay people that hate him. Yeah. That's great. I feel like I'm missing something but it's fine

because I've rambled enough. I feel like we have This episode was cool. Yeah. I'm just happy to see you guys. I haven't seen you guys in a long time. I feel like it's been longer than a week even though it's been exactly a week. I was thinking about when I was coming cool. I'm just happy to see you guys. I haven't seen you guys in a long time. I feel like it's been longer than a week, even though it's been exactly a week.

I was thinking about when I was coming here today. I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to see my bros. I'm excited. It's been a long time. And I'll see you guys. I'll be here for the next one. Oh, no. I actually want to see if we can do the next one on like a Monday.

The next one should... But you have your show on Monday. I know. So I want to try to do it early. We'll talk about it. Anyway, beautiful people. Oh, we're going to go to your show on Saturday, right? I'll be in Philadelphia.

So everyone come out. Yay. Philly will be lit. Oh yeah, come out. We are in tonight. We are at the Middle East in Boston. Tomorrow we are in Providence. I was just in Providence the other day. Friday. You got flown there? Friday.

No, I drove this time. Friday we are at Toad's Place in Connecticut. Saturday, we are in Philly at, I want to say, Coda. I want to say Coda in Philly. And then Monday, you already know what it is,

Highline Ballroom, New York City, all love lost. Be there or be square. That was really corny. It was. I think I'd rather just be square. Yeah, I think it's something cooler to say next time beautiful people thank you for listening uh and i'll talk to you

next week bye guys