The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 39

Episode Date: November 11, 2015

I actually have no idea what this episode is about.

You guys are rolling. Alright, here we are. Here we are, face to face. A couple of silver spoons. I'll pay y'all if y'all know what, uh... I was in it on a TV show too. What theme song that is to a show. Silver Spoons? Is that a show?

I don't know. Yes, Marty. That is a show. Oh. It was a show. So see? I was just right. Yeah, but. Can I have money? Hello? Let's get it. You got it right, but you guessed. No, but I. Which is a great Drake line,

by the way. Half the time I got it right, I probably guessed. I love that line. Anyway, I will name this podcast later. Episode number what? 38? 39? Somewhere around there. We're around there somewhere. I think it's 39. I don't know if it's 39.

All right, episode 38 or 39. One or the other, I'm your host, Joe Budden. Madi the Body's here. Michael Roars is here. Yo, those names are like not going away. They were shouting that shit last night. I really want Michael Roars to go away. I love Michael Roars.

Over the weekend, I had a show in Philadelphia. Philly, Philly. And all of my friends decided to drive up for some strange reason. I'm not sure. Drive down. You guys are really fucking geeks. Real geeks. Drive down. We just respect compasses. Exactly. That's all. Real geeks. Drive down.

We just respect compasses. That's all. Compass these nuts. And all my friends decided to drive there. How about that? I mean, that's valid. And yeah, it was a great show. Soul out, soul out house.

It was good. It was a good show. And much to my surprise, people were asking about Monty the Body and Michael Roars. We took a lot of pictures that night. Yeah, we might need to split some of that meet and greet money, man. Word. Yeah, that probably will not be occurring.

But, yeah, I don't know. People like you guys, I guess. You know how I'm socially awkward? You've always known that. There's nothing like... No, no, no, no, no, no. You're just awkward. Yeah, okay, I'm just awkward, period.

Nothing to highlight that than fucking talking to fans. I don't even know what to do. Someone tried to high-five me yesterday, and I was like, oh, here. You know what's funny about you and this socially awkward thing? I saw you have quite a few conversations with some of the fans and you didn't look

awkward at all. Oh, good. I was trying really hard. I really tried. I think I did a pretty decent job. Yeah, at one point in the show,

I won't give the show away in case you're going to actually see it while we're on the road, but yeah, Madi and Michael Roars hit the stage and almost ruined the whole show no maddie was drunk as she can be oh that was saturday oh fella yeah maddie was smacked maddie was drunk as she could be right and what happened was after the philadelphia show because you know we were all

together like one big happy family uh niggas was trying to find out where to go so we could be lit right that's what happened because everybody was already lit we need to get litter I wasn't lit well you just performed that's my point I was kind of chilling I could have really went home and had a great time just sleeping. But so we decided to go to Onyx. Word. We went to Onyx. If you're unfamiliar, that is a popular strip club in Philadelphia. We went in.

I bought a whole bunch of bottles. They put us in some fancy schmancy celeb row so we could be seen. And they had couches on platforms. Yeah, it was the VIP, which is on stage. Right, at the end of the stripper poles and shit. And because they put us there and we were seen, just in plain view of everyone,

just like a fish in a fish tank, I felt compelled to just throw money. Yeah, I did want to talk about that. Because when we go in New York, like Lust or Starlets or something, it's known. We sit down and we sit at the bar and we know the strippers and the bartenders, so it's not a big deal. We get to Philly and they

announce your name over the microphone and I think typically strippers, when they hear a rapper, are going to run over to that section. That section happens to be fucking MeModdyParks and Brandon. Like a whole bunch of people that aren't going to throw money. So I'm sitting there like, fuck, I guess I'll throw $200 at most. Then I found myself regretting it once that $200 went away in, I don't know, two minutes.

Yeah, man. Money moves really quickly in the strip club. Yeah. There's a such thing as stripper etiquette. Which we spoke about on the ride home. Because I've been in the strip club for so long, I do try to honor it sometimes. I threw a lot of money at a girl that I wouldn't fuck at all. I mean, that was nice of you.

It's like charity. One of our friends who will remain nameless just because of the acts has no strip club etiquette. Has probably been to a strip club... Oh, Ryan. Okay. Oh, Ryan. No strip club etiquette at all. Nor has he probably

been to, what's the proper racist? An urban, if you will, strip club. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah ryan didn't throw any money no ryan had one dollar in his hand oh my gosh and i believe the stripper opened her butt cheeks and he did the uh the swipe down the butt cheeks with the one dollar bill no no no let me finish he then picked up that dollar bill again and did it twice. Fry guy, what are you doing? And that's when I was like, all right, I got to go.

Here's $200. Can I get 201s, please? Before we got kicked out of there. Who is Ryan? I don't know, man. Man, Gunplay needs to save him. Jesus. You should never do that.

Yeah. Yeah, he wasn't tipping very much, but he was reaping all the benefits of someone. He was making it re-reign. Yeah. So then at the end, right, is when this girl came out. Brickhouse Mama. Oh, yeah. Sounds lit. This stripper came out at the end when we were all ready to go.

And that's normally what the strippers that make a lot of money do. They don't have time to fiddle around with you idiots in the early hours. They come out late. They're a main attraction. Yeah, she came out and she was actually had a, oh, she was extremely thick, fattest ass in the universe. So she then sparked a debate because that's how much of fucking geeks we are, me and my friends. We want to debate at the strip club.

She then sparked the debate of how much ass is too much ass. Now, I was the first one to say, me and Gunplay, we would take that big bitch down in a heartbeat. Woo-wee. She was nice. And then everyone else looked at me and Gunplay like we were nasty

and disgusting. I didn't see her. I didn't see her either. Well, Monty, we're going to get to work. Oh, you know what? I actually just thought of the artwork.

No, leave me alone. Oh, yeah, we definitely have to leave you alone. Everybody, leave me alone. Back to Marissa, who was quite inebriated. And are you still wearing that Jurassic World hat here? I really like this hat.

To attach to her weave. I don't have any weave in today. You do have a weave in. Not today. In my store, you do. Okay. Clips to your hat. She was very inebriated.

When did you find time to get so drunk? That's what I'd be wanting to know when I see people super, super drunk. Damn. When did that occur? Rory bought a thing of Henny for the ride So Rory's Rory because he doesn't go anywhere without Hennessy So then I was drinking on that and then your writer calls for all these lovely bottles So they brought all these bottles to the room and you were drinking I just drank on that and I hadn't ate much that day And suddenly there we were we ordered a Hen just drank on that. And I hadn't ate much that day. And suddenly, there we were. They ordered a Henny Black.

Yeah, it tasted exactly the same. Only a little smoother. That's how you can tell that my friends haven't been anywhere in the universe. Because when the girl said. Oh, she got Ciroc. That's what I asked for Ciroc. No, the girl said, what would you guys like to order? And y'all said Hennessy.

Well, Marissa said Ciroc, and everyone looked at me like I'm retarded. And then she said, regular Hennessy or Hennessy Black? And y'all looked like she had just said, do you want a million dollars with your Hennessy? Hennessy Black. We get to choose. Me and E actually wanted the regular Hennessy. So they got the Hennessy Black. Madi then proceeds to drink from the bottle.

Oh, yeah, I did. Let me just tell you guys this. If there is one person in the universe that you don't want drinking from the bottle. I wasn't putting my lips on it. Yes, you were. 100% you were. One person that you just should not Drink after If they put their lips

On anything I've been celibate For two months Can I tell my story Please It would be Madi The body

Someone that is so What do you do What do you do Oh you brag about Your amazing Fallatio skill Which she did When you brought it up

Backstage Can you not put your mouth On the bottle? I give mad good head. I did not say that. Yes, you did. 100%. No, matter of fact, you might have said I suck mad dick. No, I didn't say that. I definitely didn't. I know I didn't say that. You did say that.

I'm like almost 100% positive. I'm really not trying to troll you right now. I promise you, you did. You were kidding, maybe. No, she wasn't. No, I don't think she was. I think she sucks a lot of dick. No, I don't. Well, maybe you've been on a little dry spurt but anyway don't drink from the bottle again so philly was philly was really really cool shout out to all the fans that came out um we had a real good show it was a good time that's why maddie was drunk we all went out to eat before and she didn't eat a fucking thing i had she said i'm watching my calories but then guzzled hennessy

but straight to that i wouldn't get I'm watching my calories But then guzzled Hennessy But straight to that I wouldn't get the extra Watching your calories do what? Build? Nice I'm asking No Are you on like some type of diet?

Just trying to watch the calories A woman kill me Women have like these Fucking random sporadic diets Yeah like by the hour Yeah Yeah So like get the fuck out of here

With that shit Yeah I'm on a cleanse From now until 1. Yeah. Yeah. So like, get the fuck out of here with that shit. Yeah, I'm going to cleanse from now until 1.30. Yeah. Yeah. Really. I never see a difference. Yeah, because I watch a 15-second IG Fit video. What else happened?

Oh, and then we had New York. Yeah, New York was really, wow. New York. That was crazier than Philly. New York was a sold-out house, packed house. A lot of people did about 80 meet and greets and heard a lot of the stories from fans and how they appreciate the music and all that I've done for them. I'm really like a therapist out here. No, but you are.

I forget that until I actually speak to these people. It's crazy. Somebody already had the album cover tattooed on them. Get the fuck out. It's been like three weeks. Yeah, yeah, they did. I Instagrammed it. That's crazy as shit. That wasn't henna.

That was like an actual tattoo. How does that feel to do that? I sent it to the artist right away. Shout out to PS I'm Dope. Yeah, shout out to PS I'm Dope. What did she say? Did she say it? First, she didn't reply for a while.

And then she said, oh, my fucking God, I was speechless. Yeah. That's a big deal. Yeah. Yeah, so I heard a lot of stories. New York was wonderful, as we all expected it to be. It's just a different energy in the air when you perform in front of a sold-out house in New York. In your home.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's why it would be a different energy when you're from here. So they really enjoyed it. I got very emotional during my only human performance because if you heard the podcast last week, I was talking about how my pastor passed away. Rest in peace, Rev Ron and everybody over

at Christian Love Church on Lyons Ave in Irvington. So that was like, because I've been ripping and running since his passing, I haven't really gotten a chance to just stop and mourn to myself. And I wanted to give him a moment of silence on stage, but I knew I wasn't built for it. I knew the second that that happened that the show would be over because i would be crying immensely um but got through it only human was great it took a lot of pictures um and it's a good moment a good moment when people can see

that you actually feel the music i yeah it was uh definitely uh quite the mood during only human at the end there yeah Only Human never fails like it's just something that's different when that song is on or performed I don't know

for me anyway I can always feel like some type of synergy in the air and they really wanted that song too every time there'd be like a lull

they'd be like Only Human and when you announced it they fucking went ape shit well they want everything they just go yo dude come out yo do all want everything. They just say, yo, dude, tell me.

Yo, do all your O.C. say. Uh, no, this isn't all of Lost Tour. Not me do my entire catalog. I used to do three-hour shows. Oh, yeah. I've been to one of those. Yeah. That's why I kept saying, like, why is this show so short?

They're like, it's not short, Maddie. It's over an hour. And I'm like, oh, but is this show so short? They're like, it's not short, Madi. It's over an hour. And I'm like, oh, but I guess I'm so used to your long-ass shows. I used to do three-hour shows on a regular basis. Like, I would be dead after the show. I was about to say, how can you? I almost, I think I might have passed out after one of those shows. And that's when I started working with you because you were like, yo, I need someone after.

Like, that shit is crazy. Like, you passed out, all type of shit. And, yeah. Yeah. So, because I'm a weirdo and I didn't, I didn't, I didn't know that. That people don't do that. Yeah.

And rap as much as you do on top of it being three hours. Well, I mean, I'm, you know, I'm all for the fans and I'd be so happy that the fans come out and see me and support me that I just want to give them a great fucking show, but I was killing myself.

So I was giving a great show at my expense. So yeah, the show, shortening the show to an hour and change. Yeah, it may feel short if you have been to one of the old shows.

Even last night, I did feel like the show was over like quick. Yeah. But. It kept moving though. There wasn't too many breaks. It was song after song.

It's kind of how a show should be. Yeah. So you got a part of my voice. My voice may not be as smooth and symmetrical as it normally is. But that's fine. So because I've been ripping and running, I have to rely on Rory and Marissa to let me know all that's been going on in the world. And because they're pieces of shit. Thanks, man. We we love you too, Joey

Nothing has occurred according to them. I mean it really hasn't no stuff occurred. So 50 and Vivica We were debating if we wanted to talk about well, you gotta talk. No, they're still at it number one She issued an apology to soldier boy for those of you who don't know and now I'm doing the Rissa job So I'm trying to figure out what I pay her for Those of you who don't know and now i'm doing marissa's job so i'm trying to figure out what i pay her for uh those of you who don't know vivica fox was on some show watch what happens live okay that's the show watch what happens live vivica fox implied that 50 cent is gay because she was asked about 50s comments saying that the empire ratings are slipping because of all that gay shit and then she was like, you know,

it's kind of like the pot calling the kettle black because he had that fucking cover with Soulja Boy in 2010 and he was looking a little suspect. And that's kind of how Soulja Boy got brought in and then that's how the whole thing started. Alright, but let's be clear. There's gay shit in Power too. Right.

Right? Yeah. There is, but definitely not as much as empire i haven't watched empire no no i'm not comparing the degrees uh the gay dude on empire that's a main character you see him every episode his story is well entrenched entrenched in what's going on in power um what's the guy's name the the guy that simon simon simon simon simon is the gay guy and he has a wife and they don't show us you know you don't see very many gay scenes in power but you know he's gay and you know that he's had sex with other men we saw that in maybe one or two episodes um but that's a little ignorant of 50 because most of the successful shows now have a lot

of gay shit. I know one of my favorite new shows is Quantico and plenty of gay shit is in Quantico. Stop calling it gay shit. Well, no, he's quoting what 50 said. What should we call it? Was he wrong and he just worded it incorrectly?

Is that what this is? No, I'm not finished. Do you want to talk about more gay shit? Yeah. Is he wrong and you just worded it incorrectly? Is that what this is? Oh, wait, no, I'm not finished. There's more shit. You want to talk about more gay shit? Yeah. Okay. How to get away with murder. A lot of gay shit there.

I haven't really been keeping up with scandal and all that's happening there. That would be gay if you did. Shut up. Sorry, so gay shit there. So I don't know. I haven't checked the ratings for Empire. I mean, I heard they have been slipping, but they might still be successful. You know what I mean?

Well, slipping from where they were is not simply slipping for that time slot on Fox. So I'm not really, you know, I don't really know about that slipping comment. But people have been displeased with the season. They were the first one. And no one said because it's gay shit. Because there was gay shit Than they were the first one And no one said Because of the gay shit Because there was gay shit In the first season Yeah yeah

It's not cause of the gay shit No definitely not It's A lot of it feels forced They're really going for Super dramatic effect On what pulled people in Per season one

But now it's going a bit Over the top I was about to say Didn't they go for Super dramatic In the first season But this is like A whole another level

Of dramatic shit Bitch I'm on another i missed i missed two episodes i did watch the last one and spoil alert uh cookie's new boyfriend has the same fucking scar tattoo shit on his back as the same dudes that kidnapped her son so i am curious to see what happened i didn't see any of this and here you go spoiling the shit i just said i was gonna spoil it you don't watch Empire anymore. Well, I've been on the road, so I haven't been able to. That really sucks when you miss your favorite shows because you're on the road.

I'm going to miss fucking Couples Therapy this week. Aw, shucks. A little upset about that. It is a good show. Shut the fuck up, Roy. Well, wait, let's close out this 50 Vivica shit. So, yeah, she implied that he was gay because he likes to get his ass licked. Well, she didn't mention that.

He brought it up later, like, oh, well, you were licking my ass, though, and then. Is that gay if a man gets his ass licked by a woman? I don't think so. You wouldn't think so. How much ass do you lick? I don't. How much ass have you licked in your life? I don't think it's gay. So you're pleading the fifth. I'm just saying. How much ass have you licked in your life? I don't think it's gay.

So you're pleading the fifth. I'm just saying. I just don't think it's gay. Have you licked more than three asses? No. What about how you're ass? You haven't licked more than three asses? I haven't licked any ass.

So you've never licked an ass? No. All right. So you're just going to lie to my face. Okay. All right. Wonderful. No, I don't think it's gay if a guy enjoys getting his ass ate.

I think it's gay how you get your ass ate. Like if you lay out on the bed and toot your ass out. Like if you're a rapper and you get on all fucking fours and poke your ass out while somebody licks it, I think that you are gay. Has that happened? I don't know. I don't know if that's ever happened. Okay. Me neither. are gay has that happened I don't know if that's ever happened okay but if that

were to happen like if you put your fucking forearms on a bedpost and poke your ass out for a girl to then lick it I think that you may have some things about yourself that you haven't discovered yet it's oddly specific specific to to what

I don't know I'm just naming scenarios right it's pretty um so if you indeed

put an album out last year and you enjoy hitting your ass eight that way, I'm only speaking for myself.

I think, I, E-Y-E, think it's a little alarming. Word. I'm not calling you one of the gays, I'm not calling you one of the gays But you just move like one of the gays And you should fix that ASAP Can we get off this subject ASAP, please? Okay, yeah, let's get off the subject I did notice, though, between this

Of course, we have to go back to Twitter because that's all our source Oh, definitely I've noticed between this of course we have to go back to Twitter because that's all our source definitely I've noticed between this 50 and Vivica thing here I am going back at the feminists if you argue

you hate feminists why do you hate the feminists I know you like always you're on like a five week rant toward the feminists

who will hurt you which feminists are you Michael Roars now that you mention it was it Amber no it wasn't Amber I saw their leader and I took my shot

wait is Amber the leader of the feminists oh god leader of J's oh shout out to Amber she's a friend of the show yeah she followed me

after the show aww she was already following me so there's that shut the fuck up we're totally gonna link up in LA this week so I can't wait

oh my god I wanna go oh yeah she did say yeah I should hit her oh you're. this week, so I can't wait. Oh, my God. I want to go. Oh, yeah, she did say it. Yeah, I should hit her. Oh, you're going next week, right? Yeah, I should hit her when I get to L.A. Yeah. All right.

As I was saying, if you try to argue with a woman, you are no longer a man. Right? Is that what a feminist would say? Is that what they would say? I don't know. I'm not familiar with how feminists say it. A man? Where you can't argue with a woman?

I don't know their rule book. Let me get to my point. Yeah, if you argue with a woman, you're not a man. But if you say, well, I'd never argue with a woman, you now become a misogynist. So we can no longer win within this women argument. Not that we could to begin with. Why am I a misogynist? Because I won't argue with a woman. Because now you're belittling her intelligence and she's not on the level to begin with why am i a misogynist because i won't argue with a woman

because now you're belittling her intelligence and she's not on the level to argue with you yeah you must know a lot of feminists yeah he like really does because you know all about feminists you can't be getting all of this from feminist twitter absolutely well no i think i think real feminists are great because feminism is equality it's not women being above you. Just bitching about shit. On Twitter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And ever since that Beyonce album where she had that little fucking interlude about feminism, every woman became a Twitter feminist where they pick and they choose the things that they like. I'm a minimus. I don't give a fuck.

I am a minimus too. We got to fight the power. What do you mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't think there could be minimus? You shouldn't be. Why? It'd be, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't think there could be menemis? You shouldn't be. Why? It'd be all equality.

Oh, suck these. Oh, it looks wild. But that's what's happened with this 50 shit. I've seen a lot of people saying like, I can't believe he would even argue with a woman online. He's not a man. A real man wouldn't do that type of shit. Well, the people that even comment on that are fucking corny.

Clearly, these people don't know 50 Cent. Right. If you've never seen You think he's above Vivica Fox. Yeah, if you didn't know that a 50 rant was coming as soon

as Vivica said that. As soon as those words left her lip. Yeah, yeah. 50 don't. I appreciate that about him to be honest. At least he's consistent

in that aspect. Yeah, like he does it to fucking rappers, chicks, exes. Like, it's great. It is entertaining. Him and Ross had a back and forth.

A quick one. Well, what's the difference between 50's Twitter fingers and Meek's Twitter fingers? Because 50, nobody says shit about 50. Not because he has proven that before. 50 can fight. That's number one. 50. Not because he has proven that before. 50 can fight. That's number one. 50 will fight because those are two different things. And I think it's a little bit more of trolling and just being stupid online versus Meek really be serious. Yeah, there is definitely a tone there.

Well, that was my third. Even if 50 is emotional when these things are happening, I don't know if he is. He masks it well with humor and trolling. Meek, I don't think, has mastered that just yet. I wouldn't say so. He's really genuinely upset when he's

tweeting this stuff. And 50's shit is in and out. Yeah, it's not prolonged. Meek goes Like almost feel bad I feel like we've discussed Meek And his internet antics For at least two months now

Maybe more Yeah like No since July 4th We've talked about it way more than Fucking November I would like to talk about it Cause I don't wanna I don't ever wanna be accused of kicking a

Kicking somebody while they're down um because it does seem like more and more people are palling on to him um just with critiques about shit that you probably wouldn't have heard about prior to all these emotional outbursts um how would 50 last in a rap battle today? I don't understand. Against a worthy opponent. Oh, like not a battle. Musical. Like a beef. Rap beef versus rap beef on record.

How would he last, do you think, against a relevant artist in 2015? I think 50 is one of the greater. Yeah, I think it would wake up the beef. Greater rappers in terms of disses. I agree, and I'm just going to play devil's advocate here. A lot of his disses to other rappers were, hey, I'm tougher than you. I have more street credibility than you. I have more money than you.

I'm more relevant than you. Is that something that we want to hear in 2015 from 50 Cent? To a relevant rapper. But maybe because it it worked then maybe he'd rework that i'm just bringing up points of how 50 was successful i'm saying but like back down wasn't any of that back down yes it was give me one line in back it was uh that was that back down is when uh he has the gay guy pretend he's jaz man's right yes yeah i believe he's discussing Jai's a bitch and he is not a bitch Well, he can still call anybody he raps with a bitch That's what I'm taking from that

Rory I'm playing devil's advocate here Alright, give me a witty line that had nothing to do with street shit And relevancy and money from him I think it was just a combination of things when it came to that song. I don't think he lyrically killed anybody. I don't think it was the hardest shit that we ever heard.

I think that that beat with that hook and those verses coupled with how people already may have felt about Ja. Yeah, I think that kind of did a man. And there's a bunch of, I mean, if I think hard enough, I got a brain freeze right now, but if I go back to some of the older mixtapes,

like when G-Unit had one of the greatest mixtape runs ever, I could find a few Ja disses that weren't all about, oh, I smell pussy. Is that your job? The hook is your pussy. What are you talking about? No, but what I'm saying is

it wasn't reliant on I'm hotter than you and I'm tougher than you. Yes, it is. I smell pussy. Is that you? But saying, if I say, Rory,

you're pussy right now, that's not saying that I'm not pussy pussy i'm just talking about you if you're saying it on record aggressively with a bulletproof vest on you may be insinuating that you might be a little bit tougher than me because you feel comfortable saying hey you're pussy you're not going to do anything because i'm here well let's be clear for the people that um for the people that may not have been of age around this time, 50 was in real beef.

Actual beef. Not rapper beef. People were trying to kill him. And not only was he in a beef, he was in a beef with the one person in New York City you don't want to have a beef with on the street. Yeah. So I don't really pay any mind to 50 running around.

And beat him by himself. In a bulletproof vest. They had to spend a lot of, the label spent a lot of money with 50, like just armored cars, trucks, with the security 24-7. There was really a time where 50 couldn't move around

anywhere near alone or without a vest or without a bulletproof car or a truck. Those were intense times. I would hate to have to live like that. That sucks. And we're kind of off on a tangent here,

but yeah. No, I just wanted to bring like that. That sucks. And we're kind of off on a tangent here, but yeah. No, I just wanted to bring up that conversation with 50 getting back with Ross. Is this something that 50 can maintain? I definitely wouldn't want to see that beef on the back, though. I don't think 50 will ever make another diss track to a rapper. I think he has successfully phased himself out of being looked at as just a rapper purely. Oh, of course. One of the most successful shows, a great actor, apparently made some great business decisions, so he's not hurting financially at all.

So I don't think he's in a rush to get in the studio and diss a nigga, especially a nigga like Ross. Well, certainly not. I wasn't suggesting that. I was just suggesting how he would last against a relevant rapper now in the time where the tough guy approach isn't necessarily what's hot right now.

Ross's album comes out shortly, right? Black Market, I believe. I want to say December 4th. Which is around the corner. Yeah.

Is there a single for that? That Chris Brown Sorry record It's not the single Oh yeah that's the single No it's not They may have tried I don't know if it's gonna be the single I don't believe that that's gonna be the single

But Ross is strong enough To be able to move units without For sure A single right? Yeah No he has I think he needs that Street record at least

To bring those fans to say Oh shit alright Well at least we know he's making some good music I think he needs that Street record At least To bring those fans To say oh shit Alright well at least we know He's making some good music I wonder if this is gonna be like When Future and Ciara broke up And then Future started making The greatest music

That we ever heard I wonder if Ross is gonna make Like the most amazing shit We've ever heard From him That's tough Cause he's made some great music Yeah no he's made some great music.

Yeah, no, he's got... What do you think Ross' best album is? Teflon Dawn. By far. In my opinion. I wouldn't say by far, but I would agree. But not by far. God forgives I don't. I enjoyed it.

I thought that was a solid album. Port of Miami is a very solid album as well. But Teflon Dawn is what really brought me to say, oh shit, this guy Ross is is gonna be around for a while it was more along the lines of deeper than rap deeper than rap is great i know a lot of people who think deeper than rap is ross's best album and even if teflon dawn is his best album i certainly am not saying it's better than deeper than rap by far mastermind definitely was not his best. What was on God Forgives I Don't?

That was like 2011. That was the peak of Ross's career. It may not have been his best album, but that's when he was the most popular. So think of that time. No, God Forgives I Don't. That was like... I brought my laptop. That was like that summer we were all together.

So those records. I don't know what records were on there. Me neither. Why can't I think of anything? Which is really bad. He tried the You the Boss record for that and it didn't work out for it. They left it off the album, I think, because it tanked. You the Boss with Nicki?

Yeah. I fucking love that record. You love anything that Nicki does. Valid. But it did really poorly. The fact that I don't remember any of the records off that album, I that was probably the start of three kings was on it which was a great great record um the record with wayne was that on it i'm sure there's a record with wayne on it i'm sure you can i'm sure you can locate any record with wayne all right the records that we would know

off top three kings 16 100 3000 umice Pineapples with Wally and Drake oh okay okay yeah 10 Jesus Pieces with Stally was cool oh no this was a pretty good album Touching You with Usher oh yeah yeah yeah 9-11 was great

yeah this was a good album this was a good album yeah yeah no it was definitely Presidential with Elijah Blake was a slept on record that I enjoyed maybe the Little Wayne record was on Wayne's project

do we think Rick Ross is petty for wearing Lyra's engagement ring? He's wearing it? Yeah. How did he fit it on his... Where? On his pinky? Wait, her or his?

The ring that he gave her and took back, he is now currently wearing. Get the fuck out. Yeah. Is that like a baller alert or something? Yeah, it's on one of those. Like, there are pictures of him wearing this engagement ring. Yo, he's such a boss, man. I respect it. Yeah, it's hilarious. of those. Like, there are pictures of him wearing this engagement ring. Yo, he's such a boss. I respect it.

Yeah, it's hilarious. Y'all are fucking. Wait, he's such a boss for that. Why is he a boss for that? That was a boss move, boss. That was a model boss. That was a boss, you dig? Listen, they don't get to keep the engagement ring.

We too busy getting this fatty out on tour. Meek, Wale, they they're gonna have to put the to the side you dig we all bosses getting it the boss way we're mmg for life what are you now you're looking for a picture of him wearing the ring so yeah i'm asking you all right so y'all don't think he's petty for wearing the ring okay i think he's absolutely petty for it um i think he's i think he's super petty too but i love it because I love when people are petty. It's dope. But I still got to get to the bottom of, and I really shouldn't be so fixated on other people's relationships or the drama in their relationship.

But it's really, really fun. I'm dying to know what really occurred between these two. I am. I know it's none of my business. I know I really shouldn't be concerned about it. But I want to know. Same. Like Lyra was tweeting that she's going to own a Wingstop soon.

Oh my God. Because she's a boss bitch. And because I'm petty, I favorited it. I favorited it. I did Yeah For times like this Yeah

Is she gonna bartend At the Wingstop? Oh Don't do that That is not nice What? That is not nice Selling alcohol at restaurants

Is a great business move So now We don't know why They broke up But And I don't have Snapchat But just from reading What people are saying

About Lyra's Snapchat I don't want to be on anybody's Snapchat I hate Snapchat You're on a couple From what I saw last night Thanks Rory I appreciate that We're going to talk about that too

I'm going to talk to homeboy But from what I'm seeing People Listen That's called diverting We're talking about something Now you made me forget oh from what i see about people saying they're seeing on lyra's snapchat is that for a while it was very

sad yep sad lyrics um it's very different so i kind of felt a little bad because if she really did truly love this guy that's horrible how do they go from one week being the fucking relationship goals, and then the very next week it's like, blah. Like, y'all were engaged. Yeah, I don't know. I'm telling you, I'm going to figure this out. I know it's got something to do with that damn case. Case?

DM her. I don't want to talk to Lyra. Get to the bottom of it. No, I don't want to talk to Lyra about her relationship woes. I'll just call Steph from fucking Baller Alert. Words, tough one. Yeah, get all Steph. Invite Lyra to your living room and we'll pick apart her entire life, make her cry like every other guest we have at the house.

Over hookah and games of Monopoly. No, that is a young, young, young girl. And I've had enough of the young, young, young girls. Are you and Kaylin in a better space or is it still a little? No. So you don't wish her a happy birthday today? No. Better space.

No, I can't. How? How? Tell me how I could comfortably hit her and say when you said how how just now you sound like that and say anything how could i say how could i say happy birthday how can i do that like i would like to wish her a happy birthday i really really really would i don't know how how could i do that no i don't think you understand the extent of how hurt I was watching couples therapy last week and probably the week before.

Like, I was really hurt, and I don't get hurt. Yeah. Often, anyway. I have to watch this. Yeah, no, I was hurt at the things she said. You can watch it at my house, Monty. And even though, again, even though she did apologize. Oh, she did.

Did she reach out to you? No, not since. I'm just saying on the show. Oh, okay. On the show, she apologized. Like I said last week, she did apologize. Yeah, I wasn't sure between last week and now. No, we haven't spoken, and quite frankly, I'm not mad at it.

Are you guys going to have to do any more press stuff for the show or it's over it's i haven't been doing any press stuff for the show what am i supposed to promote the fucking show that's promoting me as a fucking nigga that beats bitches up no when they stop talking about me like i just run around and attack women is when i'll start promoting the show yeah no i'm not doing that we should get dr jen on the show that'll be an i'm serious that wasn't like a troll or I'm not doing that. We should get Dr. Jen on the show. That would be an interesting call. I'm serious. That wasn't like a troll or a joke.

I think that would be a really good episode. It actually really would be a good idea. But I mean, she's based in LA. I'm sure. I mean. I mean, we should just go out to LA. Oh, she's about to do the fucking family therapy with Dame Dash. Oh, boy.

Dame Dash is doing family therapy. He is with his brothers. And his two brothers. Which brothers? I don't know. And his two brothers. Which brothers? I don't know. I don't know his brothers. Is Biggs out? Yeah.

Oh, is he? I didn't know. Good for him. Biggs is out. Welcome home. Yeah, Dame Dash is doing family therapy. I saw it while I was watching Couples Therapy. They promote it.

Oh, I'm going to watch that. Oh, for sure. That's going to be great TV. Me too. I'm going to watch it at your guys' house. That's lit. And while I don't know Dame, I think going to watch that. Oh, for sure. That's going to be great TV. Me too. I'm going to watch it at your guys' house. That's lit. And while I don't know Dame, I think it'll be really good for him. Dame is great.

Dame is a genius. I agree. I 100% agree. But I do think therapy would be great for him. I'm certain that he needs therapy. Yeah. We went off on a tangent again. What were we talking about?

Lyra, Wingstop. We didn't sum shit up. All right. Back to Lyra. I think we summed it up though. We didn't sum shit up. All right. Back to Lyra Galore and Ross. So now Lyra is meeting with or met with Karuchi Trans Manager about how to stay relevant and successful after breaking up with your relevant and successful significant other. Right. What do we think about this?

Good way to keep relevant. Because your name is brought up again. That made a headline. Well, now, Karuchi is relevant. She definitely is. I love her. I'm just going to play devil's advocate. Is she relevant right now? I mean, aside from her just being no she's doing other things she's got a lot

of acting gigs she's got an emmy the um the web series that she has they got an emmy for it oh that's horrible yeah no i mean it's horrible that i don't know that because yeah she's her roommate is a great friend of mine she's doing movies. She's doing a lot. Modeling gigs. She's really doing well for herself. Yeah, she's doing great. She'll be great for modeling

just because she's just naturally a very beautiful girl. She's small. She's short though so it limits her in some aspects but she's beautiful.

Yeah, she's short. Hit that Dr. Miami. Get some ankle replacements. Ankle implants. Get taller. Yeah, she got like titties like mine and shit. Damn, here we go.

Yeah, Carucci is shit. Here's your headline. You do got titties like mine. She tweets all the time about how she doesn't really have titties. Itty bitty titty committee. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying anything that she hasn't said out of her own mouth. But yeah, so Carucci's really sick.

She's doing well. Very well. How old is Carucci? I think she's well. Very well. How old is Karuchi? I think she's my age, 28. How old are you? I just said I'm 28. But seriously, we got to get to the bottom of this. Are you sure you're 28?

All right, so Karuchi's 28? Yeah. I would have said 25. I wouldn't have guessed that she was 28. She's older than Chris, yeah. Lyra is what, 21? 22. Which is the same shit. Yeah. I would have said 25. I wouldn't have guessed that she was 28. She's older than Chris, yeah. Lyra is what, 21? 22. Which is the same shit.

Yeah. Definitely. 22 and 28. All right, let's look at it this way here. No, no, he's saying it's 21. Where was Lyra living at before Ross?

Probably had one of those unfurnished apartments in like Atlanta. I would say somewhere around there. It seems legit. I mean, she was doing very... I was going to say with her mother. She was doing decent for herself as far as...

I'm just saying, Carucci lives in LA. Right. Lyra's not living in LA or wasn't living in LA. And LA, if you've never been, is the land of opportunity. One of the lands of opportunity. Yeah. I want to say either miami or new york uh or atlanta and not only that but karuchi was in a very high profile relationship

for a long time and had one of the one of our bigger stars obsessed with her yeah even after the breakup yeah well karuchi and chris brown are going to make ET at night, Ross and Lyra are not. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's a different. I think the doors. Carucci is on a much higher plateau out of this breakup than Lyra is at all. Yeah, I think the doors that would open for Carucci,

I don't think those same doors would be available for Lyra. They were together for a couple of months. Yeah, seriously. And the look is different. The look is different. The breakup is different. Ross is not obsessed over. Yeah, the way that we view Lyra

is just different. Yeah. Unfortunately. You know what? Which begs the question here. Or maybe it doesn't beg, but I'm going to ask anyway. Well, also,

just to finish up that point, Karrueche also had the I got completely fucked over story. Oh, yeah. So women sympathized right away. She got that special with that Fix My Life, whatever her name is. That was a really big special. Yeah. So we have no idea what happened.

The typical person isn't saying, yo, Lyra got really fucked over because we don't know what happened. We know Chris Brown got some other joint pregnant. Like a real nigga. Yeah, I respect it. Whatever. It's just what it is. It's what it is.

So she had this women on my side right away. Okay. Especially against someone that got a lot of flack already for his decisions in the past. Word. Give me the five.

I don't even know how to word past. Word. Give me the five. I don't even know how to word this. I don't know the proper verbiage. No. I don't want to do top five. But Cop Jadakiss is out. Real shit. Top five dead or alive in stores now. In stores now?

If it's not, it will be. I thought it was November 28th. If it's not. Nope. All right. So, well, whenever it comes out. Just get it. Get Jadakiss' album, Top Five Dead or Alive. I know he's doing a lot of press for it right now. So, that's why I thought it was not, nope. All right. So, well, whenever it comes out. Get it. Get Jadakiss' album, Top 5 Dead or Alive.

I know he's doing a lot of press for it right now. So that's why I thought it was out. Great press, too. Shout out to Def Jam. They're doing a great job. I don't say that often. Give me the top five exes of a rapper. Karrueche.

He's not a rapper. He's a rapper, Jace. Yeah, he counts. He raps. He rapped on Look at Me Now. Yeah. All right. All right, so we got Karuchi.

No, they had to not be famous before. Oh, I was going to say. I was like, Rihanna. Not counting Rihanna here. So we got... Kaelin. Karuchi. No, no, no.

Amber. Tahiri. Oh, Amber. Karin Karuchi Amber Tahiri Oh Amber Karuchi Amber Tahiri She made a whole career out of that She might be right

Tahiri might be thrown in there She truly has a career out of that And still will We don't know what Tahiri's doing right now She's done television She's done We don't know what she's doing now But we'll throw her in there

Yeah Because I'm not allowed to have this argument. I can't play devil's advocate with one of my exes. Can you count Kim? Because you're counting fucking Karuchi. Who's Kim? Kim Kardashian.

I thought you meant Kim Mathers. No. Kim Mathers. Oh my God. No. I'm sure Ray J spit a bar before because that's what you're saying with Chris Brown. Yeah, but it was more the tape.

Kim is top dog. She was already... Still an ex. It don't matter how she became an ex. That's true. I don't really want to count her. But okay, let's do it. If you're counting Karushi,

you got to count Kim. No, that's separate. Yes. Kim was already Kim. Not really though. She was popping on the LA Yes. Kim was already Kim. Not really, though. She was popping on the L.A. scene. She'd chill with fucking Paris Hilton, but she wasn't Kim.

Yeah, I would argue that Paris Hilton played a major part in... Her relevancy. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Much more so than her sex tape with Ray J at the time. Yeah. Which is why I'm saying I wouldn't count Kim.

Because if I'm best friends with fucking Michelle Obama or somebody, like... You're going to know me too. Headline, Joe Biden compares

Michelle Obama to Paris Hilton. Yeah, like Gail and Oprah. Yeah, exactly. We all know who Gail is. Yeah. Oprah's girlfriend. Wait,

I actually felt stupid. I was like, I don't know who the fuck Gayle is. Gayle is Oprah's fucking girlfriend. I don't know. Well, no, no. Air quotes. Her best friend.

You can't tell me that Gayle. Oprah's eating pussy? You can't tell me that Gayle. We're deterring. Wait a minute. When you got as much money as Oprah, my nigga, you have somebody eat your shit, all right? You don't do no eating.

All right, let's get back to the subject. You just take care of your network. We need a fifth famous ex-girlfriend. Money, shut the fuck up and let's get these jokes off. You got to take care of your shit. I mean, Gail, get to sucking this clit. Oh, my God. You can't.

No, no, honestly, do you think Gail has never sucked Oprah Winfrey's pussy? Tell the truth. I don't have thoughts about it. I really don't. I really don't like to think about that. Yo, Maudie, you have sucked way too many pussies to talk that way. I've had like three threesomes. She said that like it was one.

So that's like nine pussies. Yeah. What is she talking about? No, it's actually two. I know. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad.

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Our math is bad. Yo, three times threesome, that's like 18 pussies. Okay, everybody. I haven't eaten pussy in a really long time, by the way. When was the last time you ate pussy? Thank you for that. Yesterday? Yesterday, right.

Oh, come on, Sam. Do better. Yeah, I haven't done that in quite some time. We're off on a tangent again. I was August. Amber, liar. No, August for the fly out. Do better Yeah I haven't done that In quite some time We're off on a tangent again I was August Amber Liar No August for the

For the fly out You ate pussy During a fly out Yeah because that was Remember That was part of the deal Oh yeah It wasn't part of the deal

It was part of the DM Come on Okay okay okay Keep up I can't keep up With Madi's fucking Love life Or lust life

Whatever you want to call it Anyway so Amber Tahiri Karuchi Karuchi Him possibly I can't keep up with Mahdi's fucking love life or lust life, whatever you want to call it. Anyway. Amber, Tahiri. Karuchi. Karuchi. Him, possibly. Unless we could think of two other better ones. Is that really it?

There's got to be someone else. Amber, Karuchi, and Tahiri? Darlene. Ice-T. Superhead. Oh, come on Coco The fucking queenpin Coco's still with him

Doesn't count Well she ain't leaving She about to have a baby Down to Coco Yeah That's what's coming in I think I have the last one Who?

Safari Oh man Yo Rory Shout out to all my boys Bitches R yo Rory Rory Rory Rory oh

Safari I was totally joking have you not have you no soul I was joking no that was great that's actually who are you right now that was perfect though

it was a joke that it was too obvious someone had to say it shout out to Safari I fuck with Safari. I personally like Safari. I do too. Rory, me and you like that song he put out.

That shit? No, Deadass. I really like that song. That's our shit. We love it. Yeah, so don't. We see Safari in the strip clubs. That's my guy.

I seen Safari downstairs at this podcast. Oh, yeah. Like the first or something. And me and Safari inherit a mutual disdain for someone during that whole Meek Me shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. Safari called me on his birthday. I remember.

And we had a nice heart-to-heart. We was in the living room. Yeah, we had a nice heart-to-heart, Safari, and I asked my guy. I thought you was joking when you got on the phone. I will not let you sit here and talk about him that way, even if you're accurate.

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Serena Williams? No, come on, knock it off. All right, we're on. We're saying ex-girlfriends. Anyway. She dated Carmen. You want to do predictions?

You guys want to do album predictions? No, I don't want to do predictions. I just had something that I wanted to talk about stemming from this, and now I fucking don't remember. Well, we could do predictions. Y'all do predictions. I'm going to try and think. I mean, there's a lot of stuff coming out, and I can't call it. We just spoke about Jada.

What's Jada doing? That's too far away. We got to do what this week's coming up. Did we get a date on Jada? Are we that bad? I think it's the 20th. So you don't know. But anyway, this week is...

She just wanted to talk about Ty. That's all she wanted to do That's what that was about Logic, Jeezy, A Tribe Called Quest Justin Bieber Logic on top this week Yeah Wow

Logic, Jeezy Did you say A Tribe Called Quest? Yeah Bieber Ty One Direction And Alessia Cara Jeez

Oh I love her single Alessia Cara It is a stacked week Fucking here is my shit yeah um the pop uh

pop Wenzel dude I was talking about he wrote that well not wrote that produced that it's a great record pop pop uh

produced that mmhmm that's my shit by the way I love that song that record's like really good so she's putting a whole album out yeah it comes out

I saw it on my fucking Pandora it's like November something I just said there oh call coming out this week. I would like to hear more. I would like to hear more from Alessia Cara before I delve in on an album purchase. She has an EP out. You can get four walls, four pink walls, something like that.

Maybe that's what the album's called. Whatever. She has an EP out. I need to hear more. If there's an EP, I need to go somewhere and download it. Go to go to apple music or something yeah i will do that um so y'all do predictions then uh start at the top money not with ties i don't want to give numbers because i think that is so crazy let's just try to do the order maybe of of what everyone's gonna land i say one direction oh one direction versus beaver how does that go? Don't be stupid.

I don't know. They're both fucking humongous. One Direction, buddy. Yeah? Yeah. All right. So they're one. Beaver's two.

Name them all again. The rest is JZ Logic, Alessia, Ty, and A Tribe Called Quest. But A Tribe Called Quest, it's like a re-release or something. So it may not be as much of sales. All right, so we won't count that. Yeah. All right,

so we're definitely putting One Direction first, Beaver second. I'm putting Alicia third. I don't know. Don't be stupid. I don't think so. I was going to say

it was either her or Jeezy. Jeezy. That record is everywhere, though. I know, but it isn't. And you got to think about here. Her EP didn't go crazy. She's a brand new artist Yeah

I mean I think she'll do well Top 10 for sure But I don't think she'll do better Than Jeezy I'm just for the sake of Of debate Okay I'm gonna say otherwise

Alright so you're You're saying Alessia 3 Yeah Jeezy I'm saying Jeezy 3 Jeezy after that Definitely Logic over Ty Yeah

100% Shit where's Tribe Falling in there We don't have to do Tribe I don't want to That's gonna hurt Tribe is a re-release Yeah it's not gonna do great

They're fucking legends So They've earned the right To not be fucking Putting this conversation By the likes of us Not gonna talk about Lyra And then Tribe

Yeah yeah yeah We're not gonna do that tonight Shout out to Q-Tip What up Q? Ooh Yeah I got Jeezy third I'm going One Direction I'm going Biebs

I'm going Jeezy I'm going Logic I'm going Alessia Cara And I'm going No actually no I'm not I'm going Ty Dolla Sign And then I'm going Alessia Cara And I'm going No actually no I'm not I'm going Ty Dolla Sign And then I'm going

Alessia Cara I'm going Interesting That's all the same week? Yeah dude And a lot of those are Def Jam Bieber's Def Jam

Alessia's Def Jam Jeezy's Def Jam Logic's Def Jam They had a big date What's happening at Def Jam? Rebranded man Who are the people Over there now?

Dana's still over there. Well, he's saying like running things. Yeah, that's what I meant. What up there? Oh, she's up there. Bartles is still over there. Okay.

Is No ID still over there? I have no idea who's in Def Jam. I think so. Yeah, I think No ID's over there. I think Bartles is still running things Chris Atlas is still over there

Oh yeah Alright we just named a bunch of people That no one's gonna know We just named a bunch of people that people don't know And people don't really care about Okay so wait that was your order What was your order Roars? I put y'all order down

No you putall order down. No, you put my order down. She agreed with everything you said. No, I didn't. No, she did not. No, she did not. I say One Direction, Bieber, GZ. Ty, Alessia, Logic. No love for Logic.

Logic did really well on his first project. He did. Madi's doing that purely with her biased heart. Purely. She's putting no... He has put out some crazy shit from this album. I really think that it's... I agree.

It's like a sleep... I don't know. It could go really either way, though. It might not do good at all. It might do crazy. I love that Blase record. Yeah. Have you heard the LA record

With Kendrick No And Brandy and James Fonteroy No That shit is crazy I wouldn't expect you To say anything different Well even Roars said

He loves it Well I said it in this podcast No he didn't say It's crazy It's a really good record Oh I did say Four weeks ago

When I saw the track list That I was looking forward To that record And I did get the album Well before Madi And didn't share it with her. Like a real nigga. Madi shouldn't get albums shared with her.

Like for what? The fuck out of here. Stand out? Nah, not at all. Alright, what else is happening in the universe? Ben Carson is still looking crazy in the streets. Basically. And he knows it.

Quiet is kept. This presidential campaign circus is- That's exactly what it is. It's a fucking circus. It's really interesting. I try not to talk about politics on this show. We can get these jokes off. Ben Carson is looking nuts. That fucking rap ad.

Oh my Jesus. is looking nuts. The fucking rap ad? Oh my Jesus. You know, that nigga called an impromptu press fucking conference the other day.

I forgot where I was, but I was on tour and I cut the TV on and that nigga was just there under mad pressure from reporters. I'm like, wow, Ben Carson

did some more shit. Trump is still an elite Gosh God help us all if that actually becomes a thing If what becomes a thing? Him being president Why he'll fix the country's fucked up financial state Yeah

Is that true? I think it would Why? Because you can say what you want about him But He has a pretty keen business sense. And that's where it gets tricky because I do think that that is the one area

that he would be able to help the country in. Again, this is all speaking our listeners. Don't mention me. I don't know any of this. Don't mention me either. We don know any of this Don't mention me either Because I don't talk politics Trump, yes, is a good businessman I would imagine that a lot of the product

That he produces is made outside of this country Because it's much cheaper and that's all he knows To think that he's going to bring all these businesses To America to create this product and more jobs I think is a bit far-fetched For his business sense Hmm He also proposed banning Starbucks this product and more jobs, I think is a bit far-fetched for his business sense. Hmm.

He also proposed banning Starbucks because of their red cups, so he could suck a dick. He did do that, right? He's a fucking retard. I read that. A racist retard. What's wrong with red cups? Their whole fucking, everyone's like up in arms over it because every year they do a Christmas cup. It's a red cup and they usually put snowmans and fucking snowflakes on the shit.

And this year they just did a red cup with the green logo and left off the snowmen and the snowflakes and shit and they're saying it's like they're baying against christmas it's a war on christmas joe and what side are you on people are literally fucking like boycotting it up in arms over this shit like do you have nothing better to do with your time than be upset over starbucks cups first of all people that drink starbucks think that they're better than other people that's number one people that drink almond milk that they're better than other people. That's number one. People that drink almond milk think they're better than other people. And this is why Joe stands strong with Dunkin' Donuts. No, there's one more thing.

Vegetarians think they're better than everyone else. Vegans. Vegans. Vegans think they're better. Have to mention it any time. Literally, it's in people's bios and shit on Instagram. What's that fucking great meme that's all over? I need a doctor.

It's like, well, I'm a vegan. Or the other one that's like, if you're a vegan and you do CrossFit, which one do you mention first when you meet somebody? That one is pretty funny. Oh, my God. You fucking guys. Thanksgiving is approaching. Oh, that means eggnog should be out now. And you can put rum in your eggnog.

No, I'm not putting rum in my eggnog. But after Halloween, I was searching for eggnog and I threw a fucking tantrum in the supermarket because there was no- You didn't get pumpkin slice? You should have went to Delicious Orchards. What is Delicious Orchards? Only the most amazing place in New Jersey ever. Where is that?

Oh my God, it's in Colts Neck, New Jersey. Why would- Where is Colts Neck, New Jersey? Nobody's ever heard of the places. Ford, New Jersey Ford's with an S Colts Neck Red Neck

I've never heard of any of these places that you like to Colts Neck is like a little bit in South Jersey why would I be going to South Jersey because it's a

it's a beautiful place and you can go apple picking and there's like a big like store and they sell all types of like

items it's like a big market it's really amazing. Me and my dad go there every year. Good for you. That's because you're 12 years old in the brain.

That's why. Nobody's going to South Jersey to pick apples and hold hands and skip around. I can get eggnog right from down the fucking street

on fucking River Road. Well, you couldn't get it the other day. Well, now I should be able to get it. I bet you if you went to Delicious Orchards you could have. What are you,

Delicious Orchardies nuts, what are you guys' Thanksgiving plans? I go to my best friend's house because she's black and they make way better food than my fucking shitty family. Listen, while I agree that black people do make way better food, I still enjoy my fucking white Irish family Thanksgiving. I really do. And I'm going to stick by it. By the way, I'm not going to roll with this black people better uh thanksgiving because i will i'm this is all jokes oh yeah he's not a racist because i've been to black people's thanksgivings and it's like all the other barbecues and things

that they do i just want my turkey my mashed potatoes and my corn and all my other bland food on thanksgiving no i don't want the same shit that i could get at y'all summer barbecue I just want my turkey, my mashed potatoes, and my corn, and all my other bland food on Thanksgiving. No. I don't want the same shit that I could get at y'all's summer barbecue. Nah. Yeah, that doesn't even— What food can you get at the summer barbecue that's at Thanksgiving? They're not frying wings and shit. They're not hot dogs and burgers.

Right. It's like turkeys, macaroni and cheese, yams, like candy yams. Hot dogs and hamburgers at their barbecues, and you know that. And potato salad, but that's like in the summer. There's no hot dogs or chickenurgers at their barbecues and you know that. And potato salad but that's like in the summer. There's no hot dogs or chicken wings

and shit at Thanksgiving. Marissa is mad well versed in what's at black people barbecues. Have you ever fucked a white guy? No. Never, huh?

Never. I never even kissed a white guy. That's funny to me. That's interesting. Alright, so you don't have anything. You're going to your black friend's house. Rory's going to eat white people's shit to me That's interesting Yeah Alright so you don't have anything You're going to your black friend's house Rory's going to eat white people shit

Absolutely Cause his family's white And it's so bland though Like white people turkey Is fucking awful Everything in a white I'm hiring a chef Lit

Well not lit Because I don't really have time to cook I would cook everything myself Yeah I mean Having it at your house Or your mother's Yeah not my house Can I bring my mom

Can you bring what My mom Can you bring your mom Would Can you bring what? My mom. Can you bring your mom? Would you like to? Yeah. We haven't talked about it yet, so we don't have any plans yet. You're more than welcome.

Just, just, She likes, she likes mint hookah, so just have that ready. Just let me know so I can include it in the,

in the headcount. All right. Because the chef needs to know these things. Word. We still don't have any FanDuel. We don't have shit. No, no, we any FanDuel. We don't have shit.

No, no, we have FanDuel. We do have FanDuel. Yeah. Oh, it's lit. Terrible segue. Yeah, way to segue into that, huh? You want to edit it out? No.

No, I think it's better. We real? We real? We real. Oh, my God. Real will cause niggas to not get a check. Right? No, what happened at the show last night, when I was walking around, I always heard mad people just yell, Bevel, Bevel.

I was like, nah, they ain't renegotiate that contract yet. I'm telling you. Shout out to FanDuel. I was mad far. I was like in Rochester somewhere, and niggas were screaming out, Bevel. I wanted to shout it on the stage last night, but I didn't know which one of our contracts we re-upped on. So I was like, let me just not. The people at Bevel are great.

We're just doing that. They'll be back. Don't worry. Renegotiating. Yeah, man, because we work more, you dig? All right, Madi. We dig. Oh, by which we forgot to talk about in the strip club.

Madi was, her eyes were going down. I could tell she was about to pass out on that couch in the strip club. And a Wayne song came on. And she sprinted up and ran right to the front of the stage. It's lit. That did happen. And we cut that strip club story off too soon. Mardi was getting her fucking tits sucked in the strip club.

No, I wasn't. Word? No, I wasn't. He's such an exaggerator. All right. Like through the shirt or the titty was out? No, it's one of those things that we're not supposed to tell you guys about. No, I'm just saying she wasn't really

she was like biting on my neck and shit your neck is on your chest no wait she has a really low neck then what are you talking about

I have pictures and video of what didn't happen alright alright fine fine fine we'll get off here we'll go what strippers do that

they shouldn't be ashamed about I know it's just what happened this week in fantasy? What happened? Peyton Manning finally came back, but I benched him, so it didn't matter. But Cam Newton got me 32 points, so I didn't really give a shit. Denver lost. I don't care about Denver.

Can you believe that? I was just like, oh, God. All right, so there are only the Patriots are undefeated. The Bengals are undefeated. The Bengals are undefeated. The Packers lost. Oh, the Panthers. The Panthers are undefeated. The Packers and Denver are no longer undefeated.

Do you see any of these three teams going undefeated for the entire season? Absolutely not. No? No. You got each one of them losing? Absolutely. I think two games each. Who's beating the Patriots twice?

I don't know, man. I'm not convinced. That's my team, and I'm still not convinced. I'm going to look at their whole schedule. Oh, my bad. I mean, the Eagles beat the Cowboys. Marissa, stop Googling sports. Stop Googling sports.

I just Googled what happened in football this week. Stop. Stop. Stop. You don't have to live that way. You can do better. Make better choices. Stop, stop, stop. You don't have to live that way. You can do better. Make better choices. I see the Patriots

taking an L against the Broncos. And the Giants. I was going to say, we'll beat the Giants this time. The Giants normally play the Patriots really tough. Well, yeah, the Giants have our number. I'll never say they don't.

Tom Brady is fucking the most phenomenal quarterback ever, but unfortunately, bitch- yeah, the Giants have our number. I'll never say they don't. Tom Brady is fucking the most phenomenal quarterback ever, but unfortunately, bitch ass, Eli Manning has his number. Can't spell elite without Eli.

Where'd you see that meme? I mean, you can't. Elite is spelled E-L-I-T-E. Eli is spelled E-L-I. But you could spell to faggot with Eli.

What? Fucking hate Eli. Oh. Fucking hate Eli Manning. Where's the, can we do the fan duel stuff, please? Jesus, you guys. You fucking guys.

We had to have a calm podcast since you don't have a voice. This is really calm. It is. I think people are going to like it, though.

Yeah. I think people, um. Like when you break through the table with your fist no i'm normally pretty calm i think except when we're talking about people's kids and dating people's kids russell and sierra you put your fist through remember we had to pay for the table

oh so marissa says i'm stupid but anyway um yep if you want to play against me in fantasy football this week join my league on fan duel it's easy all you got to play against me in fantasy football this week, join my league on FanDuel. It's easy. All you got to do is head to FanDuel.com slash B-U-D-D-E-N. Pick your players, stay under the salary cap, and sit back on Sunday and watch your team rack up points. FanDuel is the leader in one-week fantasy football with more winners and more payouts than any other site. They're paying out over $75 million a week this football season. Join my private league. It's $5 to join in first place wins 200 the top 40 teams all win cash

special offer for new users for every dollar you deposit fanduel will match it with up to 200 bucks that gets earned as you play that's a bonus of up to 200 offer is only good for the first 50 people that sign up for my league. So good luck to all you fan duelers out there. I know my friend won some money recently. And you'll be on the road

so you'll have time on the tour bus to... I'll have all the time in the world to get my fan duel team together. I do pick

really good teams. I'd like to think. It's just so do mad other people. But shout out to FanDuel. We're going to shout out to Bevel anyway, even though they're not cutting us a check this week. Hey, get it happening over there, Bevel.

Bevel, there's only going to be so much courtesy shout outs, all right? Oh, my God. Hey, I really wish you guys wouldn't have threw me off with my thought I had a whole brand new conversation to be had

this was at the end of Lyra shit stemming from something that we were talking about rappers, exes Lyra I know we did that we did that I was really trying to think of it

as we did the FanDuel shit and I'm fucking at a loss. I'm at a loss. We should bring back It Might Be Over For. We should. Do you have someone It Might Be Over For? Rap Cruise. Rap Cruise?

Mm-hmm. What do you mean? Let's hear it. Young Money clearly breaking up. Cash Money clearly breaking up. Young Money broke up? No. It seems like they're going to start to go in different directions

now that cash money, their parent, is breaking up. Cash money broke up? I mean, there's really no cash money. Definitely a lot of suing going on in between. Oh, that comes with the game. Part of the business. A lot of discrepancies.

Alright, so you're just breaking up people that haven't broken up yet. I think it might be over for Azealia Banks. I said it might be over for. Let's look back to the context of this subject. It might be over for. Did you just say it might be over for Azealia Banks? Yes.

I wasn't done. There's MMG. That's over. It's over for MMG. No, no, no, no. It is over for MMG, and not because they lack for talent at all. But I don't think Wale and Mika are ever piecing that up.

And there's nothing everyone else can do about it. Yeah, and Drake is getting the fuck out of his Young Money contract. I agree. As we speak. And is going full-blown OVO as he should because he's a superstar now and can do his own label. So he's done with that. Nicki is definitely at a point where she does not need Young Money. But she'll always, always, always hold it.

Oh my God. No, she will. She just always said in every single fucking interview, it doesn't matter what happened. Because nobody's ever lied to me. No, I don't see her ever going anywhere. You don't think Nikki is going to leave Young Money? No.

Why would she not? Because Marissa's 11 years old and she's a Nikki fan, so she's just going to sit here and say dumb shit. Nope, but I really don't see it. Exactly. She has no logical reason. She said her money's straight. I love Nicki.

They said her money's straight. Nicki loves money and that's young money. She's kind of young. Fuck you guys. Yeah, like make some sense over there, Danny. All right, so Rory's breaking up a bunch of people that haven't broken up yet. It might be over for... Keyword might.

You're valid. It's valid. All right, so it might be over for every rap crew in hip hop today, currently. All right. Oh, no, TDE. They're still standing strong. I'm rolling. Very strong.

Is there something going on there? I don't know. I don't know, but you guys are going to be with your voices like that because it's really funny. I don't know. I think there's more to be revealed over there at TD. Let's talk off air because I'd love to know the tea. Just me going off a couple, just a whim.

I mean, if I have to assess the situations i mean there are reasons that groups break up right right and i know that tde is not a group more so a collective however ab soul's been a little quiet yeah j-rock's album uh i the critics say it left more to be desired. Then there were rumblings of J-Rock's displeasure with the way it was handled. It was rolled out. Right. Schoolboy is still schoolboy. We haven't really heard anything to suggest

that he's unhappy or whatever and kendrick is kendrick but i'm just saying that there are some i mean if you wanted to make the argument that everything is not all good in the land of make-believe you could make it um could somebody say you're reaching yeah but uh i just think i'm gonna say you're reaching? Yeah. But I just think that- I'm going to say you're reaching. Well, I didn't say it. I'm not saying it. Okay. Just like I'm not breaking anything. My original statement was I think more will be revealed.

I like the way Punch runs things over there. I think Punch and Top have a good system over there. So even if there are some people that are not the happiest campers, I think it's dope that we don't know it. And we don't hear it. I think that's wonderful. I'm all for people not being messy and bringing all of their fucking riffs to social media. And they don't seem like the type that would ever do that. So, TD.

Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I agree with that. I agree agree is ovo a rap crew no no just i have to ask who is in ovo i mean it's like a label all of drake's friends and a bunch of singers and and if you can hold an awkward note and you're from canada over airy drums there's a bunch of producers on oio too though all right but i'm not talking about the producers i'm talking about the artists i love mcconnell yeah fuck mcconnan oh shit there's your headline i've been saying fuck mcconnan

i've been saying that he might rap back at you is he on on OVO? Yeah. Have we heard anything from him? Nope. Thank the Lord. All right. Party, though. All right, Maddie, why is it over for Azealia Banks? We love party. Because her antics have far outshined any of her musical output.

What was her last antic? Just today, she is being investigated for beating down a security guard. That's not an antic. That's being a real nigga. No, no one's fucking with it. It's ridiculous. If she had to beat down a security guard. It's not an antic. That's being a real nigga. No. No one's fucking with it. It's ridiculous. If she had to beat down a security guard.

Because she was being a fucking brat at a club trying to pull the fire alarm and he tried to get her out and she went crazy and her entire crew jumped him on some stupid shit. Then last month,

she was causing a scene on an airplane and then called a guy a faggot or something, like some gay slur. Like a real nigga. And all her fans are gay. Was he acting like a faggot? something like some gay slur and all her fans are gay. Was he acting like a faggot?

No. He was being, she was being fucking ridiculous. And then she'd be on, in her comments, calling black girls, she called a black girl a tar baby. Like she is fucking crazy. Like she's out of her fucking mind. I haven't heard about any of these things that Marissa's saying. It's all over the internet.

TMZ, all that shit. You guys don't check for that shit. No. Thank you for the compliment. Yeah, of course. No, we don't check for TMZ. That's what I that shit. You guys don't check for that shit. No. Thank you for the compliment. Yeah, of course. No, we don't check for TMZ. That's what I'm saying. You don't.

I'm not saying do you. The only gossip I get is on this podcast. From Madi, right? I feel like I'm way too up to date on anything Ty Dolla $ign and Nicki Minaj. Like, I have way more information on both of them than I ever want to have. Oh, let's have an internal conversation with our listeners. About? What are we doing

while you're on tour? Oh, word. Let's have this with the listeners. Next week, you're not here. Hold it down. Y'all niggas get paid enough. Fuck.

I mean, we could, but like... Pull your worth. They hate us. You owe me money. You'll get it before it's time to do the next podcast. So you guys will be nice and paid. Y'all get paid handsomely more before it's time to do the next podcast.

So you guys will be nice and paid. Y'all get paid handsomely, more than I'd like to pay y'all. So, yeah, hold it down. Is that what you really want? Hey, listeners, is that what you really want? No, I mean, I don't want that, but we're not about to record another podcast right now. No, I know. That's not about to happen.

Can I rely on you two guys to get a guest? Probably not. Yes, we already have a guest lined up, actually. She's going to have Beyonce come up here. No, they already emailed me to have somebody. Samira's coming too. Come on, right. So if you guys get a guest, that would be great, hopefully.

Listen, in my absence, Rory is mic A and you're mic B. I don't want too much talking from Madi the body. Okay, especially if our guest is... No, we'll get a guest and we'll make it work. We'll call you from the road.

You can get a quick five minutes to say hello to everybody. Yeah, I think that in my... I think the podcast would have been a lot better in my absence last time if Rory would have fucking found a backbone

and actually spoke up during the podcast. Well, at that point, I was still a guest at that time. You're a guest now. I don't know how you fucking worked out payment from being a guest. I mean. Damn it.

It's like a permanent guest. White privilege. Yeah. Rory's really big on white privilege. I am. Why would I not take advantage of it? I'm going to get me some white privilege. I'll be the first black guy to have white privilege.

Something tells me you wouldn't be the first in line. White power. So yeah, you guys will figure it out. Y'all will hold it down. Y'all get fucking paid. Marissa will fucking text one of her fucking rapper buddies. Doing that now, actually. Maybe Marissa needs to be the lead.

You know who she's texting. Who is she texting? Tyler Allison. Oh, my God. Who did you want to let him text? Can I get out of here? Hey, Austin, how much time are we at, man? 75.

You're choking. We've been talking. We've been talking this calmly for 75 minutes? Pretty much. Friends. How many of us have them? Anyways, to my West Coast listeners, I will be there on Thursday of this week for Hennypalooza. Buy tickets.

Hennypalooza.com backslash tickets. Come fuck with us. We'll have a good time. Unfortunately, Joe's going to miss it by one week. Because I am going on tour. We're going to Pontiac, Michigan. Then we're going to Columbus, Ohio. then we're going to columbus ohio then we're going to chicago illinois then we're going to iowa city then we're going to denver then we're going to

scottsdale arizona then we're going to los angeles then we're going to oakland and then i'm back home in new jersey so, that'll be really really cool. Guess where they can get tickets? They can get tickets at alllovelosttour.squarespace.com and we're going to shout out Squarespace because they did the whole website for us and come January they're going to be an official sponsor. Squarespace!

Woo! Way to go Marissa. As soon as he said That sponsor word He jumped right in With hey hey yeah Fucking love those guys And Squarespace Is very easy to make a website

If you want to make a website Or do a podcast Just go to squarespace.com Yeah you're giving them The mean plug For them not to be paying yet I mean they made a website So that's nice of them

Well they do I could have bought one For fucking $15 From Squarespace Very valid You were going to make it No Exactly

So shout out to them Oh they designed it They did the whole thing Hey Squarespace it Very valid. You were going to make it? No. Exactly. So shout out to them. Oh, they designed it. They did the whole thing. Hey, Squarespace it is. Make sure you get your web space at the one and only. The one and only. Is there another Squarespace?

No, I don't fucking know. I'm just talking shit. So yeah, that's great. So tour. Oh, a lot of people have been asking about the merchandise. I will be tweeting the link. Yes.

Way more people have asked me than I anticipated. So I'll be tweeting the link if you're interested in buying the merch that you've probably seen on my Instagram and a bunch of other Instagrams. It's great merch. Yeah, it really actually is. I'm not just saying that because it's mine. So I'll tweet the link if you're interested in that um yeah we should make i don't i'll name this podcast later merch we have a lot of quotables we could put on how about you name these nuts later no uh and sign my petition to uh end snapchat and if we can't end snapchat we're gonna end this barbaric movement

of just snapchatting rooms without people's permission. We're going to get permission slips signed to pull out your phone and do Snapchat. I got a real issue with people doing that. With people just making themselves

a part of your party and randomly pulling out inconspicuously pulling out their phone and just Snapchatting you unbeknownst to you. I have a major, major issue with that

and I'm going to talk the whole point. As Dil does it. Shut up, Dil. Hey, Dil. Dil don't have Snapchat. That's just his camera. Yeah, fucking.

I got a real issue with people doing it. I do. I hate it. I feel like it's a total violation of hate it i feel like it's a total violation of privacy i feel like it's a total disrespect i feel like it's intrusive it's invasive i hate it especially especially when it's in your own home you're inviting someone into your intimate space and now you're going to put that out to the world i don't like it

it's rude you fucking millennials need to stop it stop it stop it stop it is it white now where even when people ask sometimes people ask me for a picture and they're not taking a picture they're snapchatting like why do i have to sit here and wait fucking 30 40 seconds while you pull up snapchat oh let me find you oh let me do i don't know how how the configurations work on snapchat but i know i'm waiting entirely too long while it's happening. The picture ruined the autograph and Snapchat's ruining the picture.

Yeah, I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. You fucking young fucking pieces of shit. Stop. Stop looking at me. Why are you looking at me?

Because you're a young piece of shit. I think we've just about covered everything. We got that. We got the next few weeks. We got sponsors.

We got our artwork already. We know what it's weeks. We got sponsors. We got our artwork already. We know what it's going to be. Wonderful. So this will be easy. Well, listen, I am going to miss the two of you. I want to miss you too.

Well, it's more attractive when you hold it down. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I feel like you set that up. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. That was a free one

off the dome. What a cornball That was off the dome Fuck you Rory Yeah I'm gonna miss you both Really really Hold it down next week man It's gonna be so solid

And no I wasn't texting Ty Oh I Thought that was a good thing No I was texting this man Whatever I'll name this podcast later I'll be at the Ty Dolla show

On Thursday night It's not a show It's a fucking album release Party I'll name this podcast later. I'll be at the Todd Alla show on Thursday night. It's not a show. It's a fucking album release party. I'll take a Snapchat with him and send it to you. Tell him I said hi. Episode 38 or 39. Whatever fucking episode. We're on 39.

I'll name this podcast later. We're going to fuck out of here or I am. These two can stay all night if they want. I'm gone. Peace.