The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 41

Episode Date: November 25, 2015

Joe's back, some LA talk, some other things, have a great Thanksgiving!

Hello, we good? We live? We live. All right! What are you on today? And we are back. Is this holiday jail? No, you're back. Nothing.

Yeah, we've been here, holding down a fort like real ones. I don't know if you guys have been here. We have. Well, I guess at a podcast you guys have been here. We have. Yeah. Well, I am back. Hello.

Salutations, beautiful people out there listening i still got a little bit of raspy tour voice going on you do i hear it but it's great or is that a thotting voice yeah i was about to say some of that club being a little that yeah some of that is uh is uh my shooter voice uh multiple clubs were shut up in Los Angeles when I was out there. Yeah, shut them all up. No victims. But one. One victim. Say her name. Say her name. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Can I? You don't even know? Yeah, I do. Yes, I do. Anyway, so yeah, I am back. This is, what number are we on? I don't know anything. 41. Damn, I missed 40. This is, what number are we on? I don't know anything. 41. 41. Damn, I missed 40.

And it was the best ever. Shut the fuck up. It was so lit. Damn, 40 seems like one I wouldn't want to miss. Yeah, and you didn't. It was so great. That's what happens when you're a ho. Do we have to do something big for 52? Is that the year?

Oh my God. 52 is a year, right? Can we have like a little party? I'll name this party later We should do like Maybe like a Rory's like the king of like You know

Mixy shit like that I'm the king of mixy shit now? Yeah like you know Like your birthday party Do one of those A live podcast would be cool Smart For our year anniversary

For our year anniversary But y'all gotta buy tickets Not you guys I'm talking to the listeners I'll buy a ticket too Just to support myself Yeah we'll buy a ticket Yeah we should work on that

alright so I was gone for episode 40 to those of you who do not know I was on tour we drove cross country oh my god it was exhausting

driving shut the fuck up did you drive cross country I drove from LA to Oakland with them and I'll never go on tour again I slept for 13 hours last night

she did LA to Oakland did that one bonass show it on tour again. I slept for 13 hours last night because I couldn't get over it. She did LA to Oakland, did that one bonass show. It's like 400 miles. It's not even that far. And I was done. I was fit. And she was dead. I'm like,

what the fuck? You're not built for this. Tour life is not for me. She's got the nerve to be fucking. Monty Monroe is not going on tour. She couldn't handle Philly. You think she was going to handle LA to Oakland?

Yeah, she couldn't handle Philly. I forgot about that. Yeah, these motherfuckers were dead after like one night they did LA and Oakland. Me and Asia couldn't handle Philly. I forgot about that. Yeah, these motherfuckers were dead after like one night they did LA and Oakland. Me and Asia, we were just in the back

dying. Yeah, y'all not built for this real life work. We're really not. So I was on tour. We drove cross country which really sounds much worse than it is.

When you're stopping every night, multiple places. The only really bad drives I'm going to say were from Iowa City to Denver, which was about 11 hours, and from Denver to Scottsdale, Arizona, which was 15 hours, of which I drove the entire time. Don't ask me how or why. Don't ask me anything about it, but I drove the entire time, and it was great.

It was great. We had a wonderful time. I want to shout out to everybody that came out and supported all the people that I met, all the people that I took pictures with, all the people that saw the Joe Budden show for the very first time, and it was quite a few of you guys,

much more than I anticipated. I want to thank all of you. So then, like the thought that I am, we ended in, we did L.A. Thursday and Oakland Friday. And then I had absolutely zero to do. So I said, let me just stay in L.A. for a little bit. Let me enjoy some of this nice sunshiny weather. Some of these nice L.A. hoes.

One time for my L. yeah oh wow you're so relevant with your jay colin yeah yeah oh wow you're so young you're just like the kids oh man i'm almost becoming that guy you have a piece of a woman's hair in your beard right now and i'm not saying oh my god you literally do really yeah right on this side that's because i haven't showered since Tuesday. Jesus Christ. Holy shit. Look. Is that a white girl's hair?

Is it blonde? And now we, that is the culprit. Listen, I've made the transition. I've crossed over, all right? Shout out to her. It's over for this. You guys can have the Dominicans. I don't want them anymore.

I've moved on to whiter pastures. Then why is a girl's hair in my beard? That's odd. That's odd being that I didn't see any girls at all while I was in LA. With blonde hair. And I didn't have any threesomes or anything. Right.

So Rory was out. You were out in LA prior to us getting in because you were doing Hennypalooza. I missed you guys by about four days, unfortunately. Because you were out being a thot. No, I was working. That's what we say. That's what we say. I mean, I was out there for four or five days.

Air quotes, working. One day I was working. That's what we tell our girlfriends. Come on, you know I'm working. I can't call you ma. Yo, you know I'm working. That's the best. This is a side rant here.

That's always the best guilt trip to run. When your girl is fucking blowing you up or you're ignoring her and then she gets the attitude. Because that's how women do when you ignore them. And you get to hit them with, yo, you know I'm working. You know I'm mad busy. Like, oh, my gosh. No better guilt trip Than running your girl Especially when you tell them

Prior that you'll be working Yes Cause then you could throw that I told you this shit Oh my god It's great Marty I know you don't know Anything about it

You have to actually Be in a relationship With someone that's employed Oh this is so funny Where's the layup I'm sorry With someone employed I've dated employed people.

Mighty, mighty, mighty. Employed in the studio. Mighty, mighty, mighty. Employed in the studio. Let us get the joke off. Nope. It doesn't matter. Yeah, and also the Hollywood Hills excuse is great because there's never service in the Hills.

There isn't though. That's true. That's true. So you can never text then. That's true. Those are really good lines. L.A. was a blast. Henny Palooza was great.

I touched on it briefly on the past episode with Lo and Ty Dolla $ign. Dolla $ign! Ty Dolla came and did a mini concert for us. We had a lot of pop-up of celebrities. We packed the whole place. It was Avalon on Vine and Hollywood Boulevard was the venue across from the Capitol Records building. It was great. L.A. was our best stop.

We did Houston, D.C., Atlanta, Toronto, New York. No, no, no, no. Rory, Rory. L.A. was probably the best stop. Rory, Rory. We didn't ask for your whole hate. Anyway, so our meeting in L.A. was mad lit. Yeah, so anyway.

To our New York listeners, we're doing the 26th, the day after Christmas in New York. Tickets are available on this day. Tickets aren't available yet. Follow Rory at Michael Roars on Twitter. That's not my Twitter name. Oh, whatever his Twitter name is.

Yo, I've been seeing way more people with your Twitter name, actually. Holden Colliefield, whatever you call yourself. Yeah, what is that? Colliefield.

Is that like a wrestler? No, it's 21. It's not a wrestler. It's his fake eclectic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, he's such a deep guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, when he won. He's not a wrestler. It's his fake eclectic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, he's such a deep guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's for intellectual hosts. Look, Mahdi would never know. You're not intellectual. Fuck you. I'm very intellectual. So then the crew flew out to L.A. What's the name of the crew? Mahdi and Asia.

Asia. Gunplay. And Gunplay. Brandon. And Brandon flew out to L.A. And that was Gunplay's first time Brandon and Brandon flew out to LA and that was Gunplay's first time in LA oh wow

how did he handle it it was cool it was cool I don't think I don't think he was around the amount of women that he would have liked

to be around because because they were all in your beard no that it was just like not that we were just

turned up as a crew but not like out in the streets like that. It was similar with our Honeypalooza crew. We didn't have like a bunch of outsiders.

It was kind of just I had a really good time but I mean I think we had a good time as a crew. No, we had a great time as a crew but for someone

who's never been to LA and you hear me or people talk about it and the things we say about it he probably would have liked to be around some women number one. Number two, it's hard to get pussy when you're sharing a say about it, he probably would have liked to be around some women, number one. Number two, it's hard to get pussy when you're sharing a room.

Yeah. Oh, he was sharing a room. He was sharing a room with Brandon. Oh, and Brandon's married, so it's not even going to be like Mr. Faithful. What a fucking loser. Yeah, man. Why would you want to be faithful at such an early age? To your amazing girlfriend.

What an idiot. Out of town in LA, you want to be fucking faithful? Brandon's a loser. But yeah, so it's hard to get pussy like that. Me, I didn't even do any of the turn up shit in LA. I didn't do fucking Greystone. I didn't even go to Roscoe's really. Is LA really a turn up city though? It can be if you make it.

Hell yeah. My LA is more of a house party in the hills type. I don't know if to Roscoe's really. Is L.A. really a turn-up city, though? It can be if you make it. Hell yeah. My L.A. is more of a house party in the hills type. I don't know if that's bougie. Well, that's L.A. too. Yeah. I prefer that part of L.A. I'm not a big... I don't really like the people in L.A.

So I don't like Greystone. I don't typically like the clubs in L.A. I've only really gone to... I like it because it's different. I don't know. I like it because it's different from New York. The music they play... I was in L. I like it because it's different from New York. Like, the music they play. I was in L.A. actually the first time I ever heard, before Ty Dolla $ign began his, him, Mustard.

You know, before that wave started. It's not Rashid? No, that's what they call it. Rashid. Oh. I was in Toxic maybe the first time I heard any of that stuff. Oh, Dave Party. Shout out to Miss Diddy.

Toxic is cool. Yeah, they don't do Toxic anymore. Yeah. time I heard any of that. Oh, day party. Shout out to Miss Diddy. Toxic is cool. Yeah, they don't do Toxic anymore. Oh, they canceled it? The club lore, I believe they were giving them problems. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so they don't do that anymore. But that really was an amazing party out there. So I got to hear some, you know, it's just a different culture, a different vibe.

I like it down there. I always say I could never move. I could never live in LA. I wouldn't get any work done I would just wake up And want to spend money Yeah they kept joking Him and E kept joking

That they'd have like 80 baby mamas If they lived in LA 100% I would have a million I turned down I turned down Quite a bit of threesomes

Quite a few threesomes In LA Oh you're so popular No I'm not popular Damn it I didn't get to see my LA boo oh yeah oh my god i've got i was texting maddie while she was in la because uh no someone ended up because i don't follow this gentleman on instagram but i follow someone that hangs out with him and i texted maddie i

said do you know blank and blank is in L.A.? And she said, we about to meet up later. Well, no. Well, Rory, I think I may have been on the other side of that text with Madi. Madi got like the curve of the fucking century. No, I didn't. You know what's funny? This is what's funny about uh my mind is my

mind body to body whatever your fucking name is here marissa my you know i always say madi is like 12 years old madi still i'm so scared when there's a guy that she likes oh she turns into grade school and like the person texts her with anything he doesn't even have to say anything of any relevance just a little typing icon okay like the pissed off red face emoji he's so aggressive what happened in the room right when we were watching the movie and then I I'm just trying to tell a story we were all But I'm scared to see how this goes. So we were all in my room. We were hanging out. We had plans to just go and tear the streets up.

And Madi apparently was receiving texts from this man. Who shall remain nameless. But boy, was she excited, man. Cheek to cheek. Mad teeth visible on her fucking face. Like, Maddie was like, and me, because I get annoyed when women are happy. I said, Maddie, what's going on? I thought we had plans.

I thought we were going out. I thought you were here to hang out with your friends, like the crew. And she's like, nah, fuck y'all. Bae hit me. I'm going to meet up with Bae. It's lit. I didn't say all of that. We weren't even making plans yet.

No, no, no, no. You had mad plans. No, we didn't. So the plan was you were leaving your crew. Nope. That was not the plan at all. Wait. Wait.

Time out. And you weren't even with us. You weren't even with the crew. You left where you were to come be with the crew. Oh, yeah. No, that's when I was with Asia. Asia's house. Yeah.

I left Asia's house. Yeah. I left Asia's house. Yeah. Came to y'all. Yeah. Right? Then we were in your room and I was watching a movie, which reminded me of that person. So I text him to see if he was in LA. No, then we were in my room and you were mad thirsty.

You already knew he was in LA. You were thirst bucket. Well, because he lives there. No shit. So what are we talking about here? Well, I hadn't talked to him in a couple weeks. Anyway. So then I text him and then I FaceTimed him.

And then that's when I got all super giddy because we were talking. Maddie was extremely excited and I was angry about it because I hate to see Maddie happy about shit. So I said, damn, man. This guy must be in the ninth inning. All his other hoes aren't texting back. He was home with his

brother and all his friends watching some fucking games because he likes the Lakers. The Lakers didn't even play that night. Here's where New York women might get confused there. I'm not saying this was Madi's case, but we're used to that ninth inning coming around 2, 2.30 in the morning. LA is

a bit different. So women may be thrown off at 11 p.m. They think they're the first option. Could be the ninth inning. Not saying this is your case. We weren't making any plans. But that's where New York women might get confused. We spoke. He had an audition. He had to meet with the director the next day and he wasn't coming out.

Stop trying to give little clues. No, I'm not giving any clues. We spoke. He had to meet with his famous father. No, no, no. Relax. He doesn't have that. He doesn't have a famous father. Anyway, listen. So, Madi was really, really, really excited, right? I was.

We weren't going to meet up. All right. So, sidebar. We get off. Let's get off of Mahdi and tell another story where they combine in the end. I love when stories do that. It's like Kirby enthusiasm. Everything comes full circle.

Nothing else happened. Mad shit. I was minding my business in LA. Man, more shit happened. So, as a crew, we decided to go to Sky Bar. I was minding my business in LA. Man, more shit happened. So as a crew, we decided to go to Sky Bar. I was staying in the Mondrian. I love the Mondrian, even though they canceled the 24-hour room service carrot cake.

They need to bring that back. So we went to the Sky Bar downstairs. That carrot cake is amazing. But they don't sell anymore. So we went downstairs to the Sky Bar thinking it would be lit. And it wasn't really lit. You know, they had the AMAs this weekend. Diddy had a big mansion party that I wasn't invited to.

Asia was. Because Asia's a fucking old dot. She was dotting back when Diddy was in the streets still. So yeah, he had a big mansion party. But we went to Sky Bar and it was totally empty. So me and a young lady friend of mine, I was like, yo, there's no bitches in here. And she said, no, there's bitches in here. So anyway, long story short, we decided to, we made a bet.

Well, she made a bet that she just threw me into. let's see who could bag two to four, two to three women, two to three women to engage in extracurricular activities after the night. I'm like such a rapper. In the next hour. So we go in and that's our mission. So now everybody that is with us is like kind of helping each of us on the mission. But I don't just fuck with any

own thing you know i mean uh it wasn't really any quality in there that night uh she had copping a plea to the l already she had all the deuces with her she had mad cougar deuces i'm like ill if that's the bet and she's like read the fight print i didn't say they had to look a certain way but whatever so while asia i went to sit down, and it looked like I was conceding to the bet. I went to go sit down by the entrance to the club, which is also the exit to the club, strategic purposes, which is also right next to the women's bathroom because you always want to be next to the uh exit in the woman's bathroom if you're trying to see women which was also the smoking section because smoking women love to chit chat i had it all mapped i really could have killed her but while i'm sitting over there asia's there and asia's there with her cousin who i don't know a gentleman and asia says we really

got to get out of here because moddy's blowing my phone up yeah I was in the car sleeping cause I didn't catch my flight at 6am I had a flight at 6am and it was 2am please don't make me take your microphone and unplug it

I'm trying to tell I'm trying to tell my side of the story Asia says Madi is blowing my phone up so we really have to

get going and I said Madi yeah I was sitting in her car. Can I tell the story? I'm going to take your mic if you interrupt my story again. Go. I said, Madi?

Oh, Asia, you must be mistaken. Madi's not here. Madi had a booty call. I mean, she got a text from a bae of hers, and that's where she is. So I don't know who you think is in your car. Asia said, now, whoever that nigga is, he deaded her. And Maddie's in my car, sleep,

blowing up my phone because she wants us to leave. So because her night got fucked up, she's trying to fuck up all of our nights. My night didn't get fucked up. That's a pretty good impression of Asia. That really sounds like her, though. Yeah, that's definitely Asia. So old boy deaded you. He didn't get fucked up. That's a pretty good impression of Asia. That really sounds like her though. That's definitely Asia.

So, old boy dead as you. He didn't. We knew from the jump we weren't hanging out from your room. One of his other bitches hit him back. No, we knew from his room we weren't hanging out. I had been texting Asia to come get me from your room because I had a 6 a.m. flight. Drove you straight to Curve City. No, I went and I sat in fucking Asia's car once they pulled up. And she's like, I want to go in for a minute.

My cousin wants to keep hanging out. I'm like, fine. So me and her friend slept in the car. And I was texting her like, yo, can we go? Because I really need to pack my luggage. I haven't done shit. And I need to catch this flight in three hours. So then finally she came out.

We went to her thing. I packed. I'm not full of shit. Uber is pretty cheap in LA. No, I wasn't about to take another Uber When we were with The whole entire people I wasn't about to take An Uber And I already took

An Uber from where We were before to there Why are you speaking So aggressively Because you guys Are trying to make up A whole story About how I got curved

Who's you guys I don't even know What's going on I'm Joey Listen I've never Been to Curve City I'll take a curve If I have to

But I never got curved That curve was 100 miles and running For real I see what he did there That was pretty funny and running. For real. I see what he did there. That was pretty funny. I don't understand that reference.

No, of course you don't. Of course you don't. That's why we can't make these really smart, witty type of jokes around you. But anyway, so Marissa went to Curve City and that was that. So I was really happy

that her night was fucking ruined and in shambles. It didn't get ruined. It was never bad. Well, I was very happy that your night ended with you sleeping in a car next to AJ's front in the backseat and not getting any sex.

Okay. Did anyone visit the Armageddon known as Downtown LA? No, I didn't. I didn't do that. God, Downtown LA is disgusting. I didn't do that. I think Johnny and Brandon went and did some touristy type shit. I went down there.

Austin had a gig with Just Blaze in a warehouse. I have no idea what the event was. Just Blaze always has a gig in a warehouse. Yeah. So we arrive. I had never been to downtown LA. Every time I'm there, I'm in Hollywood Valley. Talk your shit.

Humble brag. Yeah. Hollywood Hills. I don't even really fuck with. I don't really fuck. I'm from the airport maybe. If I have to to if traffic is bad so we get in there

it's a fucking shit show it's a dark warehouse there's not one light on we somehow make just blaze out

through the small crowd and he is in a corner just as scared as the rest of us. I said, Austin, do 10 minutes. Let's get the fuck out of here. I then walk out. There is homeless people everywhere.

Downtown LA is the most dirty place I've ever been to in my life. Have you ever been to Manhattan? I'm not comparing Manhattan and downtown LA at all. Ever. You can't compare Manhattan in downtown LA at all. Ever. You can't compare Manhattan in downtown LA. With dirt?

What section of Manhattan is so dirty? Let's hear it. Like LES? That's for cultural purposes. It's artsy. It's supposed to be. Okay. I'm not wrong with that either.

That was it I was just wondering I was wondering if anyone ever went to downtown LA because I was terrified of it I have I don't remember

but I think I mean I'm sure I've been there as well but I don't really I can't really recall a specific moment in my mind I think I lost

I think I lost quite a few of my LA hoes while I was in LA because you weren't you were carving them for other shorty I mean I mean... I mean, she was a ball of fun, so

it's worth it. I mean, she's fun. She's pretty awesome. She's a lot of fun. But I mean, I think there should be some type of... I think my hoes were breaking the unwritten like, hoe rules. Which is...

Shut the fuck up? If you're one of my hoes, right, and you see me take a picture with who you think is another one

of my hoes, you are not, you shouldn't be allowed to text me and let me know your thoughts on it. Like, you shouldn't be allowed

to text me like, yo, you love white bitches, I see me like, yo, you love white bitches, I see. Or like any of them fucking, any of those fucking texts that women send when they fish, when they want to let you know that they know something to like open up the door of conversation. Like, a ho shouldn't be allowed to do that. You have to graduate to another level of something before you can argue with me about my hoes you can't be one of the hoes and argue about the hoes because i'm not going to argue i'm not even going to dignify typically

women don't think they're the hoes so they think they can do that all right so psa public service announcement here uh some women are the hoes you know what that raises an interesting question or the hoes a lot of women are the hoes a lot of women? That raises an interesting question. Some women are the hoes. Hey, Austin, can you grab the door? A lot of women are the hoes. A lot of women are the hoes. Oh, and I have one more L.A. story when you're done. This raises a very valid question.

How do women know when they are part of the hoes? We know. If we're not your main bitch, we just hope that you like to pretend along with us. Be a little bit more like, let's play this pretend game a little bit. We both have hoes, but it's like we just hope that you're a little bit more. What Mani said kind of makes sense, and she admitted it. Women just want us to play along to feed into their false sense of reality.

to feed into their false sense of reality. Yeah, I know I'm one of your hoes, but just treat me, you know, put on the facade to make me feel like I'm not. Let's just pretend for the moment we both know that we're not.

This is my best friend, Carol. Hi, Carol. You've got a lot of weird best friends. I'm not calling you weird. She just has random best friends that come in. This is my best friend. Carol, Danielle.

Have I ever seen Carol? Yeah, you've met her. I've met Carol. We went bowling together. Marty, you do have like... Did Joe have on a wrist guard when you went bowling with him? Probably. He takes his game up in the great series.

I have Carol and Danielle and Victoria. You do have 25 best friends. Carol, Danielle, and Victoria. I feel like every friend we meet of yours is your best friend. Carol, what number do you think you are on the best friend list for Madi? Two. No, I've never even heard of Tori. I don't know who Tori is either.

Victoria, you've met her too. We went to the park together. Hi, Tori. You went bowling together, duh. I don't remember any of Madi's best friends. But hi, Carol. Great to meet you. Me and Carol met through Jewels.com in high school.

We don't need to hear about how you guys met in high school. What is, like, Jewel Santana's website? He had a message board, yeah, and we all joined in high school. What is Joel Santana's website? He had a message board, yeah, and we all joined, and then we all went to Santana's town, his store, and then we all hung out, and we realized we're both from Jersey. We're the same age. We became best friends. I met Karen Sibble, too.

Message board people are weird. I'm going to ask a question. I'm going to stick with that. Carol, you are pretty weird. I'm taking it back. I'm going to ask a question that may sound like shade. Okay. But it's like shade. Okay. But it's not shade.

Okay, go for it. What is Juel Santana doing right now? Not much. Hardcore old fans are disappointed with it. He could have been so much more. But I think he just gets so much money off of old shit and touring the old songs. Well, no, I'm not. Listen, I'm not trying to question his financial situation.

No, I mean, you have to do something to keep making money. I think that he's just so content. I guess the better question I'm trying to ask is why isn't he rapping anymore? I don't know. And he still has to deal with Def Jam

and he was supposed to come out with an album and another mixtape and he just didn't do that. I'm sure there might be some contractual shit going on. I'm sure there is. But this long? He hasn't put out an album since what carol 05 no it's not oh she knows the exact date has it been oh fine yeah oh yeah i was in high school i was early in high school when

joel's put out that album huh he only put out two albums oh yeah freshman well that was 05 that's when we started college oh five yeah the second, the second one. What the game's been missing since that. We haven't had anything. That's kind of whack. That's crazy. It's a decade. I would like to hear new Jewels.

I would love to. He put out that God Willing mixtape in like 2013 or 2014, but that came and went. I'd like to hear more I can't feel your face could have been better

than Watch the Throne if they would have done it in their prime. Yeah. Yeah, then that never came to fruition. I'd like to hear more from from jewels and just that click i wish the dip set uh reunion would have been more but they tried it and failed so many times that now it's like the appeal is just i thought that might have

just been like a money grab type of situation it was like really quick it was and then all these things were supposed to come out of it like a mixtape and an album and a tour and the tour half happened and that's all we got. I saw Jim Jones recently. We saw him at the mall. The mall. Garden State Plaza. He was buying a phone case. What else?

Me and Johnny were sitting there like, yo, I'm kind of curious what kind of phone case he's going to buy. What kind of phone case is with Jim Jones purchased? We were bored. I forgot. Joe was doing something that made me and Johnny have to sit for a while. Talking to a hoe in the AT&T store?

We had just seen Jim Jones and he said what up to Joe and then we were bored and I was like, you know what? For conversational purposes, what type of phone case do you think he's going to buy? Yeah, Roy needs help. I mean, I would like to know too. Did you find out? No, I wasn't going to stare? Yeah, Roy needs help. I mean, I would like to know, too. Did you find out? Did we know? No, I didn't.

I wasn't going to stare at Jim Jones in the mall. Casually walk by and browse. Nor does Jim Jones have the appearance that welcomes you to ask him what type of phone case he has. Hey, what kind of phone case you purchasing there? I don't want the work, B. This is all. Yeah, but it was good to see him.

He looked good. I mean that in a man way Bieber's album is great Oh the sales The sales We were all wrong Yeah cause you know what We were wrong But I forgot Homeboy

Had left that group Oh One Republic No One Direction Wait what is it One Direction I think One Republic's

A record label One Direction One Republic's a group They are a group Yeah they're good too They did that record With Timbaland But One Direction. Wait, what is it? One Direction. I think One Republic's a record label. One Direction. One Republic's a group. They are a group. Oh, is it? Yeah, they're good too. They did that record with Timbaland. But One Direction is the group that was really, really big.

And then the kid left. And then it was like all the kids were sad because the leader left or something like that. No, he wasn't the leader. The young kid with the ugly hair. Harry Styles. There you go. Whoever he is. He's hot.

He clearly was a very important piece to this group. Because the second he left, it was over. Yeah, but I mean, they still sold 4,000 something. 400,000 something. That's pretty good. I won't call that over. Bieber was one. They were two.

Logic was three in a surprise. Logic did very well. Congrats to Logic. People have to stop saying they're surprised at Logic. I was surprised that people were surprised. Yeah, Logic did very well his last time out. Yeah, he did. He did the same thing damn near.

Alessia did like 40 something. Very disappointed in that album. Extremely disappointed in that album. She hoodwinked us. I didn't hear it. She fooled us. She put out this fucking song here that speaks to all the fucking introvert weirdo niggas

who hate to be in a club speaking to strangers and would rather be at home fucking popping a pill or smoking a blunt or doing something at home. Right? So she fucking reeled us all in with this shit. So I run to buy the album because I'm like, all right, she's one of us. She's speaking to me run to buy the album Cause I'm like Alright she's one of us She's speaking to me I purchased the album She got a bunch of

Fucking pop Poppy Tech bullshit on there Tell them why you mad I expected pop on there though Why? She's on a major label So?

They're gonna push her to do that And she's 17 So she's gonna listen She's 17? 17 She's a youngster dude I maybe wouldn't have bought her album If I knew she was 17 Yeah Yeah so There's going to listen. Oh, she didn't? She's 17? 17. She's a youngster, dude. I maybe wouldn't have bought her album if I knew she was 17.

Yeah. Yeah, so there's that. I don't need to fucking hear what a 17-year-old's thinking. Yeah, her idea was not to be in the cafeteria talking to people, not at the club. I mean, she did say party.

Party. There was a house party. The cafeteria used to be the party. I loved it. I didn't think her whole album would be like, I mean, she just, it was very misleading.

That's all. I'll say that. It was misleading. I didn't think I'd get a whole album of that like i mean i mean she just it was very misleading that's all i'll say that it was misleading i didn't think i'd get a whole album of that from this thing i expected to get something else more in the same lane of the single and you didn't unfortunately that didn't have what else happened uh musically so billboard put out a list everybody was up in arms about it i'm not gonna talk about it it was a trolly list who cared like that is why people put out these lists yeah i tweeted i said billboard got exactly what they wanted that's all they wanted i mean like like yeah they put out these lists so people can get angry it used to work on

me earlier in my career now i don't really care who's on the list or why you put it no let's break it down and put it on youtube yeah yeah we word, right. What else happened? Some more shit happened up here. ISIS is killing everybody. Prayers to Chicago on a serious note. Oh, yeah. What happened out there? A cop shot somebody? A kid?

A black kid? Unarmed? No, he had a knife on him, but he was certainly just walking down the street. He was not taunting anyone. He was not running at anyone. I would want to have a knife on me too in Southside Chicago

I would as well so why'd they shoot him you'd have to ask them they said he felt threatened of course they felt threatened I'm no don't be a fucking cop if you're gonna feel threatened

by a motherfucker don't be a cop in Chicago right what the fuck B you know what the fuck I have to ask and again I don't know this is all coming

from this podcast we're very ignorant in these types of things Not politics or police forcing But what are you training a police officer to do If he's threatened in every situation And the only way he knows how to defuse it Is bullets

Why are you protecting our cities Who are you protecting then I'm quite confused on how that works Yeah Yeah That's sad Unfortunately we've had a lot of that this year I'm quite confused on how that works. Yeah. Yeah. Man. That's sad.

Unfortunately, we've had a lot of that this year. Too much. And not very many indictments. This one was indicted for first degree murder. Oh, that's good. Great. I could be mistaken, but I think that's what I read. Don't kill me on Twitter.

Well, I would hope that that would happen in chicago i mean chicago is one of the places you would assume black lives matter and shout out to vic mensa i saw he was out there protesting with the people last night oh really yep always so are they protesting peacefully and daily um we don't know i mean it just they just released the tape yesterday. All right. Shout out to Vic Mensa then. What else has been going on in the universe? People are up in arms over the Campbell's Soup commercial that shows two fathers feeding their son. I didn't see that one or hear about that. It's making me insane how homophobic people are.

I literally can't even believe it. I cannot believe it. Is there a commercial like that? Yeah. It's very simple. They're not fucking sucking face and shoving soup down the kid's throat. They're feeding him like a choo-choo train or something like that. Is that how gays parent?

No, I'm just saying. People, no, the people's comments, you would think that that's what's happening. They're like, oh my God, they're shoving this shit down my throat and we don't want all this gay sex on television. What the fuck are you guys talking about? It's two, a happy family feeding their child. Like whether you like it or not, homosexuality exists, and they need representation on television, too. Just like everyone does. Yeah, but in niggas' defense, it don't take two dudes to make a suit. Oh, my God.

The two of you niggas, let's understand your game. I got that part. Come on. Who's really, two of you niggas needed to come make Campbell's suit? And everyone's like, oh, I don't want my child seeing that. They're so impressionable. Like, your child's going to see it on the street. It's better they learn now and become tolerant than continue this fucking cycle of ignorance and fucking hatred.

Like, by shading them from it and making them seem like it's wrong and it's bad, they're going to continue to think that it is wrong and bad. And it's going to continue this fucking cycle of horrible fucking people yo while i love that passionate rant you just went on i do have to say madi is like a a dumb retard for like 59 minutes and then something comes up that she's really passionate about and then she just goes ham with a brilliant genius articulate fucking yo have you ever seen uh have you ever seen old school with will ferrell yeah you know when they're doing the debate shit and they ask him some like crazy question and he's like a retard the whole movie and then he fucking comes out with the most articulate answer ever and goes what just happened i just blacked out well Well, contrary to popular belief,

I'm actually highly intelligent. I just choose not to fucking go into these really like fucking hardcore things. Fuck you. I'm rolling with popular belief on that one. I just choose not to

because people's fucking ignorance gives me like fucking headaches and everybody has some fucking crazy opinion and it's just, I don't even want to do it. That's why I like to keep everything light-hearted and just fun maddie is for the

gays i i mean i'm for equality and people that are fucking fighting for equality with diversity with all these things with men and women having equal pay you can't fucking pick and choose who is your equal everybody is your equal gay straight black white asian man woman it doesn't fucking matter we all need representation on television and mainstream media everywhere. It is the fucking way of the world, and that is how it's going to be. Don't fucking say that you don't want to see a gay person on your television and then get mad when a fucking racist is like, well, I don't want to see a black person.

We need diversity. We need everything. We all need representation. Equality is for everybody. Everyone is equal. What, did you Google this rant? No, I'm just so angry. Is this a Bill Burr rant?

I went on a fucking... Who are you, right? I went on like a two-hour thing on Twitter yesterday. I was so... And then someone brought up the Bible, and I'm like, unless you're the fucking Virgin Mary and haven't had sex before marriage and all this other shit, don't bring up to me what the Bible says about homosexuality.

Don't fucking bring that shit into it. God loves all his children, and that's it, period. I'm not debating religion with people. Your neck is about to break. Oh, because I that shit into it. God loves all his children and that's it, period. I'm not debating religion with people. Your neck is about to break. I just can't understand. I cannot fathom the hatred

and the angry. Oh shit, she said fathom. What's happening? This is a good segue. I cannot fathom the hatred. Equality is a good segue here. To what?

On Monday, I was going to lunch at Just Salads on Hudson in Tribeca. Oh my God, I love that place. And you were street harassed by women. No, no, no. It's going to lunch at Just Salads on Hudson in Tribeca. Oh, my God. I love that place. And you were street harassed by women.

No, no, no. It's going to get somewhere around there. So I get my typical salad. My typical salad cost around $9. Yeah, Rory is such a faggot, but anyway. I know, right? You know, I work in advertising. Nice way to use that word after that, right?

You know, I'm gluten free. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As I drink a beer. It's my life. So I get my typical salad at Just Salad. I get extra avocado because I'm feeling pretty good that day. Wow. So I'm thinking it's going to be around $11.

I go to the register. This woman smiles at me. I said, oh, hey. She must not know you. Yeah. I give her my little receipt. She says six dollars I said

I'm not going to argue this one Give her my card She half swipes my card Nothing comes up on the screen No receipt Hands me my card Hands me my bag Says have a nice day

Boom Holla I'm not going to sit there and question it As you should not Why is it freezing in here? I know. The air conditioner just came on. So I walk out and I text a young lady.

I said, you know, I think I just got a free lunch. She's like, oh, what happened? I told her what happened. And she said, oh, yeah, that happens all the time. I have my Starbucks husband never charges me for my coffee. I'm like, wait, so this is a typical day in a woman's life she's like yeah we you know people just give us free shit at places when they think we're attractive and i said yo i'll take the fucking cat calling down the street if i'm getting free

fucking lunch every day no women and women and grades this is why men make more there's a tax because we have to pay for shit holy shit yeah and that's why we die first oh my god i'm not there's a reason why women make less it's because y' tax because we have to pay for shit. Holy shit. Yeah, and that's why we die first. Oh my God. There's a reason why women make less. It's because y'all don't have to pay for lunch. You're not baiting me. You're not baiting me. This is not, nope.

Omadi probably has to pay for our lunch. I know how many people are like, hey, you in the sexy red hair and hood bamboo earrings. And a grill on the random dance. Especially because me and Omadi work in the same neighborhood, and I know nobody in that neighborhood is interested in that.

Plenty of people are. You and the Jurassic Park hat. Hey, why don't I pay for your oil change? Yeah, I know. My mom pays for my oil change. Speaking of women and food, is everyone ready for Wife Me Twitter tomorrow?

With all their Thanksgiving cooking pictures? Oh, so now this is important. I'm going to take pictures of Victoria's shoot. We've been talking for mad long and have not made one mention of Thanksgiving.

Which is tomorrow because we're recording. We are pieces of shit. Oh, by the way, I think we should put it out tonight because a lot of people are saying they want to prep and listen to the podcast.

And people are commuting to wherever they're going so we're going to put it out this afternoon. Thanksgiving. That's all I got. I can't cook, so I'm going to bring liquor. I'm old.

I'm getting older, rather. I'm not as old as Joe. Fuck you. You're like five. The older I get, the more I love Thanksgiving. Like, Christmas comes down, and Thanksgiving goes up. No, Thanksgiving, I get mad presents. I still love Thanksgiving.

That's true. That's because you're still nine years old. Doesn't matter. But outside of that, I'm with Rory on this one. Thanksgiving is, when you're older, it moves up on the pecking order. Nope. And while I love it, I do, everyone knows Twitter, black Twitter on Thanksgiving is amazing. It is one of the best days on Twitter as well.

Everyone is home telling their family stories and Wife Me Twitter is going nuts. Yeah. Nothing but pictures. Look at me in the kitchen. I bet the girls you fuck with are on the couch right now waiting for a plate. That's me. Yo, you should dump her if she not in the kitchen right now.

I'm wifey material even though I'm single. Wife Me Twitter. Choose me Twitter is going to be in full effect tomorrow and I can't fucking wait. I am excited about that now that you say that.

I am. People always post pictures of the really, really ugly plates and we all laugh like one big happy family. Collectively as your shitty plate.

Yeah, that's what Twitter is for. Me, I always have mad Extra time to laugh Because my house It feels like Is the only house That is not eating

The first plate Until like 8, 9 o'clock That's not true My family always says Come by 2pm Yeah 10, 30 rolls around

Everyone is wasted Like is anyone Gonna serve food Yeah for real Like listen We get here early at 2, 3. None of the food's ready, but it's cooking,

so we get to smell the aromas. Does everyone say prior, though, like, this year's going to be different. This year, we're going to eat early. Yeah, nah. Because they do that at my house every fucking year. Yeah, I'm sorry to think

your parents might be black, man. They might be. We eat early at Victoria's house. It's their black in Ford New Jersey no in Millstone New Jersey same thing

by Freehold no it's where RZA lives it's fucking beautiful over there where RZA like the Wu-Tang yes he literally lives

down the street from where why does that change anything it's a beautiful town don't make it sound like it's a bullshit place RZA's not from there. He just lives there.

Neither is she. She just lives there. Well, she doesn't even live there. Her parents live there. My family will probably be serving dinner very, very late. I'll be starving

by the time dinner is served. There will be food hidden in cabinets because everybody is not privy to all of the food that's there. And I'm petty, so I still like to have leftovers the next day,

and I don't want all these fucks eating all my shit. What else? I ain't got no bitches in New York, so nobody's going to make my plate. I'm going to make my own plate. What else happens on fucking Thanksgiving? None of my uncles that I like are invited to my shit. See, now that's why Thanksgiving is up. We're doing Thanksgiving dinner in my house, right?

We did it. I think we've been doing it in my house actually now that I think about it. So I get to call the shots here. So I don't get to deal

with a bunch of family members that I don't like. I'm really excited about that. My dad's coming, my sister's coming, my fucking, my sister who says

yo-ey, I'm yo-ey, she can say it, it's beautiful. Oh, your little sister. I'm like, when the fuck did my sister? And my sister who says uh yo-ey I'm yo-ey she can say it it's beautiful oh your little sister I'm like when the fuck did my sister and my sister

who is two now I guess she should be able to talk but yeah she says yo-ey I'm yo-ey it's the cutest thing

in the universe you probably wouldn't know about that because you just swallow the kids what oh my god it's a holiday

when you don't when you don't swallow the kids and they get to like grow oh my god you know I have a date I love dating. When you don't swallow the kids and they get to grow. You know, I have a date on Saturday and he's probably going to listen to this podcast and be fucking scared. I don't know. I mean, if I found out that you swallowed kids and we were about to go on a date, I'd be pretty excited.

Yeah, me too. Shit, I might even iron. You might can pick from the other side of the menu now. Well, just so you know Boo this is all entertainment So Jen is coming up here This weekend

Jen Dr. Jen Tampa Jen Tampa Jen Oh my god She left fire emojis On one of my pics recently Tampa Jen

Oh so Then I deleted the pic So you can't find it On Twitter Tampa Jen Who we spoke about In episode Three Or four No That was like episode Like fucking 31 Weirdo on Twitter. Tampa Jen, who we spoke about in episode three or four.

That was like episode like fucking 31, weirdo. Oh. Whatever episode Jules was on. Yeah. No, we spoke about it before Jules came too. No.

Anyway. Look at the episode before, one. Either way, she's coming up here this weekend. I don't even know what's happening in New York anymore. You leave New York for a few days or for a month. I mean, you were gone for a month, bro.

And you get totally out the loop. The weather's not as bad as niggas was saying it was. I mean, it's cold. It ain't cold to me. I ain't even got a jacket. Oh, you have a show Sunday, right? You got to plug that? No.

No, it's sold out already. It's in New Jersey. Oh, quiet for y'all. Yeah, it's in New Jersey. Yeah, it's not that cold. It's in New Jersey. Oh, quiet for y'all. Yeah, it's in New Jersey. Yeah, it's not that cold. It's nice out here. Like, what's happening? I would like to go somewhere tonight because Thanksgiving Eve is for the holes in the thoughts.

We gonna hit these streets. And I am a hole in the thought. So I would like to go somewhere. I wouldn't. I don't know where there is to go. Is it Thanksgiving Eve? No, Thanksgiving Eve is like the huge party night. That's to go out at night? That's to go Is it Thanksgiving Eve Or No Thanksgiving Eve Is like the huge

That's the go out night That's the go out night Fab has a party With Flex But I feel like Fab Has had a party Every night

For the past Three months Yeah Fab has two projects Coming out Yes He has one dropping On Thanksgiving

Oh really Yeah And one on Christmas Day He has a mixtape tomorrow He always does The Christmas Day thing And the Whatever he put out Last year Part two on Christmas Day He has a mixtape tomorrow He always does a Christmas Day thing And the Whatever he put out last year

Part 2 on Christmas Day Yeah Young OG Part 2 Yeah 2 I want another soul tape But that's just me Me too

Fab's road manager We also met her on Jewels.com We all came up together Shout out to Lynn Are we still talking about Jewels.com? I'm just saying Bringing it all back Like curb your enthusiasm

Huh? Put it all together Let me ask you two My two white friends here Carol is 100% I'm just saying. Bringing it all back. Curb your enthusiasm. Put it all together. Let me ask you two, my two white friends here. Carol is 100%. Carol's white too. No, she's not. She's Peruvian. She's definitely not white.

She's got a little bit of ass underneath that sweater. She got sneaky what? She was hiding it. Chicks with ass who try to hide it with a long sweater when you're not really hiding anything at all. You're one of those, Carol. Showing off her ass so you know but you show it off when you're not at work she does talk your carol don't worry well does she have some some ass back there was i mistaken she does right yeah i thought i saw like a little bit of poke out can we not treat her like an object and

like a human being please it's not a misogynistic podcast even though it is yeah true i guess yeah and i forgot the point I was trying to make. We started talking about Carol's ass. What were we talking about? Just before. Oh, my two white,

you two being my two white friends here. How long after Thanksgiving do you guys eat leftovers as white people? I'm two days. Until they're gone. I don't know. So if they're still there a month later. You don't know shit about shit,'re gone. I don't know.

So if they're still there a month later. You don't know shit about shit, do you? I don't really do. Oh, ooh. Dinner's at three tomorrow. Lit. Good for you. So you're not going to answer my question?

I don't know. I don't really ever bring home leftovers. It's never at my house. So I just don't bring home leftovers. Oh, so you wouldn't know. No. Because why would anybody have Thanksgiving dinner in your house? I mean, I have a two-bedroom apartment.

I don't know. You don't have cable. You don't have Wi-Fi. You don't have electricity. I do have Wi-Fi. I don't know. You don't have cable. You don't have wifi. I do have wifi and it's named Life is Tremendous and I'm very excited. You don't have mad shit.

I have heat all year round. I forgot about that. You just got like an air mattress and fucking... What are you talking about? I have two bedrooms full of shit.

And Nicki Minaj posters. No, I don't have any. You've never even been in my apartment. There's a reason for me. There's a reason why I've never been in your apartment One day on the group chat

Monty's like yo should we link up at my house tonight I've never said that There's a reason that you've never said that You're missing all of it here Fuck you So two days Rory I figured that for white people it was somewhere around there You can definitely stretch to three or four

Which I've done But typically I'm going to go to We used to have leftovers in your fridge for at least a week we're around there. You can definitely stretch to three or four, which I've done, but typically, I'm going to go to. We used to have leftovers in your fridge for at least a week after we would have barbecues at your house

and I would eat them all week. Let me tell you something. Well longer than I should have. Yeah, I'm... But I have an image to upkeep on this podcast. I'm going at least six days deep

on leftovers. You always had... Five to six. All that chicken. I'm eating Thanksgiving dinner for the rest of the week. When your mom will make that big ass pot of spaghetti and leave it in the fridge at the old crib. Bro, I used to pick at that shit every fucking day. Yeah, black people, we find ways to fucking eat shit for way longer than we're supposed to.

I'm sure I'm going to freeze some shit tomorrow because my mom is making collard greens. My mom makes the best collard greens in the fucking universe. is making collard greens my mom makes the best collard greens in the fucking universe and her collard is one of the dishes where if you leave it out on thanksgiving it's going to be gone quickly so i'm certain i will be hiding collard greens in the freezer in my bedroom um in the dog bowl like i'm hiding collard greens everywhere because i'm very excited about it. What else is supposed to be happening? Thanksgiving is that type of food that it's still just as good when it's left over. Like Chinese food, for example, you have one shot. You're not going to save that.

Other things like chicken alfredo is great the next day. Fried chicken in the morning is cold. Thanksgiving is another one that's great the next day. I might even go on a limb and say it might's great the next day Yeah Yeah I might Even go on a limb And say you know Might be better Might be better the next day I think chicken alfredo

Is better the next day Than it is today And I think And I think curry chicken Is better the next day as well There's mad shit That's better the next day Pizza

Wake up early in the morning And eat that pussy like cold pizza Yo you always jump right in With some shit That makes no sense It's a little Wayne line Thanks a lot for that I used to always

Wrap that to myself When I'd be in your kitchen In the morning Eating cold food Appreciate it Good to know Great Snapple Fact we got there

I miss that house So outside of Thanksgiving It's for sale You can buy it if you want Really? No Can't really afford that There's that

You should buy it And we should do The pool parties again Yeah right So Thanksgiving is coming What's happening after that? Black Friday I'm going to try Cyber Monday though

What's Cyber Monday? It's the Monday after And you get all these sales online It's Black Friday online It'd be way doper if like Pornhub like released New content on Cyber Monday That would be lit Oh wait time out now Soornhub like released new content on Cyber Monday. That would be lit.

Oh, wait. Time out now so you can buy plane tickets for cheap on Cyber Monday. There's probably sales. I've never participated. I have no idea. Yo, I flew JetBlue. I love JetBlue. Rory, we didn't get to tell you.

I'm sorry. Okay, I'll tell you later. We didn't get to tell you. So in LA, we- Escaped the room? We did escape the room. I saw it on Instagram. It was super fun

and we escaped and it was fun and I was sitting here like what fucking losers went to escape the room in Los Angeles we had a really good time it was great

we had a blast I tell you we did a lot of like homie shit oh I fucking Austin had a session with friend of the show Wale

oh no not oh yeah friend of the show friend of the show hey Carol followed him on Twitter before too and we walked in Oh, no, not that. Oh, yeah. Friend of the show. Friend of the show. Hey. Carol fought with him on Twitter before, too. And we walked into the session. Ah, so you're trying to use your fat ass to bait rappers.

No, she argued with him about equality, right? Yo, I expected better of you, Carol. About equality. She argued with him. Oh, my God. I don't want to hear this. All right. Anyway, what were you saying, Rory?

I walk into the studio. He invited Austin over for a session in Los Angeles. And we walk in. So you plus one'd your way in the studio. Yo, Chilby. I was manager status. Had to make sure my client was good. True, true.

And I walk in and he says, wait, don't you do that podcast with that bitch Marissa? I was just thrown back. Who said that? I'm totally making all of this up. And she was excited. And I just wanted to see her reaction. She was eager just now. No, we did have a session with Wale.

Wale did not mention a single thing about Marissa. We don't even know you exist. Good. Wale, who was a great person and was very hospitable to us while we were there, opened up his house to us. He was a great, and was very hospitable to us while we were there opened up his house to us he was a great great great guy cool

Wale who has owed me a verse since fucking Back to the Future which was a million which is a great mixtape it was a really good mixtape which was a million years ago Wale give me my fucking verse

I'll holla at him I'm sure he'll get it done if I ask yeah wonderful but like I was saying to you Rory so while we were in LA We decided to go on a We decided to actually plan

A guy's trip Guy's trips are cool In January January works I could do that We never Guys don't normally take trips Together

Yeah I actually feel uncomfortable Like planning a guy's trip We don't plan It's kind of gay Men don't plan those types that feels like two dudes serving campbell soup to their son it's kind of weird exactly exactly women do that a lot and they go on all these fucking girly trips and they talk shit and they be hoes and they do all types of shit guys never do that so while in la we decided that in january at some point all the fellas, we would take a trip to Vegas and stay there in an Airbnb for maybe three days and then drive to Vegas.

Wait, we go from Vegas and then we drive to Vegas? No, we go from LA to Vegas. Yeah, you first said Vegas back. Yeah, you did. It's fine. Well, we haven't decided which one we'll do. Okay. We're going to do one or the other.

We're going to either fly to LA and go to Vegas or fly to Vegas and go to LA. Well, we had a great Airbnb in Glendale. So that's probably cheaper than doing an Airbnb in Vegas. How much was that Airbnb? I'm not going to say that on the podcast. Was it really nice? It was a nice house. Regular house. I saw some pictures.

It looked so fly. It was a house. I love Airbnb. It was a residential house. It had some fucking crazy shit. Johnny said he saw some shit with a pool and all this other fancy shit in West Hollywood. Wait, when? January?

It's a fella's trip. Okay, I'm a fella. You're not a fella. You don't have a dick, I hope. Nope, I don't. But I guess I'm a great wing woman. No, you're just going to go out there and try to fucking meet up with your fucking booze and shit. And we don't really have time for time. No, I'm not.

This is for the guys to do our whole shit. Yeah, but I do. I don't do whole shit, but like I hang out with bitches. I can tell bad bitches. Half of your life is whole shit. No, it's not. If there was a movie where you had to just put all your whole shit into a film. You're like, let's see, you're probably about

four years old if we take all the whole shit away from your life. You've done quite a bit of hoeing and whole shit in your life.

I have not. Actually, what was that comment that that girl made your little friend that was in the room with us? Morgan?

That was amazing. What did she say? Morgan bodied Marissa. What did she say when I was drunk? She totally ended Marissa. Is that one of her best friends or not one of her best friends?

No, she's one of my homegirls. She's like her L.A. bestie. She's my L.A. homegirl. Yeah, she's her L.A. bestie. She said some shit that ended Marty. What did she say? We laughed so hard

I don't even remember. I have to ask somebody else that was present because she really ended you. We were talking about somebody and then she said, oh yeah, if Marty met him she would definitely suck his dick. Oh my God. That and then she said, oh yeah, if Monty met him,

she would definitely suck his dick. Oh my God. Thanks, Mark. She meets these people and she sucks their dick. No, I don't think that happened. She said something like that. But we'll find out

and we'll get back to you guys. We'll call her. We'll let the listeners know. So we got Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and Christmas is coming. New Year's right around the corner.

This year kind of flew by half of it at least. What do you guys do for New Year's? How about at church? I don't go to church on New Year's. I don't either. I went last year, but I'm not going this year. My pastor died. I'm not doing that.

Oh, yeah. But I normally bring it in. I'm on my knees with my hands folded talking to God no matter where I am, whether it's my house, whether I'm in a club. No matter where I'm at or what I'm doing, that I'm in a club, no matter where I'm at or what I'm doing, that is what I'm doing. So I'm sure I'll do that this year. I might want to have a house party.

I was going to ask you, but I was going to say that for off the air. If we should do that. Yeah, I might want to have a house party. You can do it at my place. Because it's fucking, it's amateur night. I don't want to be out in the fucking city. Yeah, nobody wants to be out and about in New York on New Year's Eve. You want to stay away from Times Square. You want to stay away from uptown.

You want to stay away from the streets, period, because they're overcrowded. Inflation's going on. Mad people being overcharged for parking. I remember one New Year's Eve, I went to like three different spots and paid like $400 in parking. Oh, you didn't see the Uber receipts on the timeline last year? Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. People was paying like $1,300.

Yeah, yeah. Sickening. Yeah, no. I actually spent it with Hot 97 and Jace last New Year's. Ebro rented out a studio and we did a little mini party there

and had a good, good time. Yeah, I just go to Hibachi with Victoria and her family every year and then we go to church and then I go home. Is Victoria another bestie? Victoria's who I'm spending Thanksgiving with, yes.

A mad bestie. And Christmas. I spend every holiday with Victoria. Nice. Yeah, I'm thinking house party is the way to go. Invite a couple of hoes, and that'd be that. Yeah, sounds like fun to me. I will plan that.

Hoes are always fun. Oh, I wanted to get your opinion. I stirred up the internet. Little old me stirred up the internet all by myself yesterday. What'd you do? What? I asked a simple, simple question, and people alluded a lot. I saw your Kim Kardashian, Erykah Badu rant that you went on.

I don't think Kim is a ho. I don't think Erykah Badu is a ho because I don't know them. Okay. But by the timeline standards, Kim Kardashian is a hoe because she's dealt with a lot of famous men. That's all she's known for is dealing with famous men. So she's a hoe. According to the timeline, not according to me. So by that standard, if Kim is a hoe, is Erykah Badu a hoe?

No. She's also dealt with a lot of famous men. She's only dealt with famous men. Erykah Badu has only had long-term relationships with these men. Never a short stint. I'm going to play devil's advocate here. Kim has been in quite a few long-term relationships. She's been in quite a few short ones, too.

One. What's the one? Marriage. Yeah. Reggie was a long time. Ray J was a long time. Ray J was a long time. Yay's been a? What's her marriage? Yeah Reggie was a long time Ray J was a long time Ray J was a long time Yay's been a long time

What else? Or I'm not counting Yay Why? She's married Well she They're together now They're married

Now I'm not counting her husband On her whole list I don't know how long Ray J was It was a while Yeah it was a while What is a while?

Years Year So y'all don't know either It was for a while. Yeah, it was a while. What is a while? Years. Year. So y'all don't know either. It was for a while. So we don't know. It was a while, though. Okay, but I'm trying to learn from this debate. I don't know their anniversary date.

I'm sorry. How long were Kim and Ray J together? Are you asking Siri? Are you asking Siri? What an idiot. I've never even used Siri. If Siri answers that, I might switch to Samsung. Oh, my God. I've never even used If Siri answers that I might switch to Samsung Oh my god Marissa would get her

Information from Siri You know I'm gonna fuck out of here I'm gonna cook I got mad shit to do To get ready for Thanksgiving I thought you were Getting a chef

No the chef Charged way too much On Thanksgiving You don't say They dated for three Fucking years Three years dude Yeah but this is one

of the same chefs that I hired in recent years and their price was much better. I mean, it's Thanksgiving. So I'm not doing that. So we're all cooking. Like, don't charge me

a bunch of shit like I won't get up and fucking cook or my family can't cook. So we're cooking. Everybody's going to bring some shit. We're going to cook some shit.

We're going to have a good time and I have mad preparation to do and my mom fucking is making me get the paper plates and the sodas and the juices and shit because the supermarket is right down the mom made me uh is making me get the paper plates and the sodas and the juices and because the supermarket's right down the street from me which i hate oh yeah i hate being the guy responsible for getting the sodas and juices because it's most to carry that and my mom and her weirdo friends they like like all the weirdo

healthy drinks like so it's oh joe go get all the drinks, but don't get any sodas, don't get anything lactose. Nothing carbonated. Organic, green, gluten-free water. So they only sell it in one place in the country. All of that type shit. So that's what I have to get ready to do. And I guess I have to clean

because you have to have a clean house when people come to your house or they judge the shit out of you. It's debatable. Damn, I would love to hear some of the stories from the women that get hit with the, so who you dating? Like, you still single?

Like, all of those Thanksgiving stories are my favorites. You'll get them tomorrow. I won't get them. I think my family is really happy that I'm not dating. Same, the timeline will give them to you. Oh, yes, great, great, great, great.

I really hope they do. I really hope they do. What do we have here No I do want to bring up a point I'm a bit taken back by this Cam Newton Backlash For his dabbing

And while I dab as a joke and I don't particularly like the dance I cannot see you dabbing Oh I dab all the time That's all I was doing in LA That's all I was doing in LA You just. Dab on them folk. That's all I was doing in L.A. You just broke my laptop, Joe. You would be dabbing in L.A. Oh, yeah.

I was doing my Millie Rock. I was dabbing. Was it on any block? I mean. Is it on? Is it recorded? Is it recorded? We could do it today at Starlet's.

I heard Millie Rock. I'm not going to Starlet's. I heard Millie Rock in L.A. I heard Millie Rock in Denver. I heard Milly Rock in Denver. I was happy to hear Milly Rock spreading other places outside of New York. So that was cool. Oh, but I do want to know, and as someone who is a Gronkowski fan, I do love Gronk. Gronk is cool.

But it's kind of interesting that Gronk, for the past three years, has publicly been getting wasted on his social media. He's known as the guy that drinks. He's the partier. He's the young guy. Why is that okay and not a disgrace to the sport? But Cam Newton scoring a touchdown and dabbing on his hoes is now like we need to write letters to the league. Because of white privilege. Racism.

I don't think Cam has done anything offensive. He dabbed during the blowout win, and I agree with what he said. If you don't want to get dabbed on, if you don't want to get blown out, then fucking do your job and keep me out the end zone. I think Cam is having an amazing year.

I'm not sure if he wins MVP over Tom Brady, but it's neck and neck between the two of them right now. I don't know how far Brady's going to go with all the injuries the Patriots seem to have. They're very depleted at a bad time, but Tom Brady has just like a knack for making

no-names household names. Not ever counting him out. I still feel like they should have lost to the Giants. Why? That game. I'm not even doing this with you. You almost had me.

Almost had me there, bro. I do feel like they should have lost that game. But more importantly, actually, I'll wait on that because I do want to get into one of my favorite people in the universe and I want to talk about how I've been searching his name every half hour on Twitter

because I'm a loser but outside of that let's talk about FanDuel now wait a minute I shouldn't ask that now no no no I know what you're going to ask I know what you're going to ask

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For every dollar you deposit, FanDuel will match it with up to $200 that gets earned as you play. That's a bonus of up to $200. Offer's only good for the first 50 people that sign up for my league. Adrian Peterson really bailed me out of a tough matchup two weeks ago when he had 200 yards. I haven't really been able to keep up with sports the way I typically do because I've been on the road and all this shit has been happening.

You can't catch TV, your schedule. You know, it's all over the place. But I've never been more happy to be wrong, and let me just switch sports for a minute, than I am about Godzingus. I was going to correct you if you said Porzingis. Because that's Godzingus.

3-6 Latvia. I love him. He's the greatest. I've never... Of all time. Yeah. I don't think there's ever been a better player I haven't

if there has been I haven't seen him I haven't seen him I haven't seen him Jordan nah Oscar Robinson nah

I mean Curry's cute with that little trick he does but yeah but no he's no Chris Tapps he's no Chris Tapps this guy's amazing man

like he brings a fucking tear to my eyes some of the things I'm watching him do and I'm very aware I'm watching him do. And I'm very aware. I'm confused. Like, people want to dig up my tweets. They want to, oh, look at you. You hated him on draft night.

Yeah, we all hated him on draft night. Don't hop on the bandwagon now. I'm like, uh, 10 games in, I can't hop on a bandwagon? Like, that seems like the appropriate time. I've been on this wagon for quite some time of the team he's on. Yeah, yeah. I understand it. I'm aware that I tweeted I hated the pick. I'm aware that I tweeted mad negative shit about him.

We shit on him. Well, not on him in particular, the pick in particular. Yeah. On this podcast. I was pissed. I was yelling at the TV. Me too. I'm full supporter now.

100%. I've searched this guy's name every other hour for the past three weeks. We got washed by the heat two nights ago, which was hard to watch. But we did 17-14 in that loss. He had 20-14. It was 20-14. 20-14 and two blocks in that game for a game that most would say he was pretty off. But I love the pick.

I'm really excited about it. It's funny because the guy I wanted on the Knicks was D'Angelo Russell, and he's struggling on the Lakers. But I'm going to chalk that up to the Lakers. I'm not going to give that to him yet. Oh, yeah, no, no. I still think that he's going to be really, really good. I just think he's going to chalk that up to the Lakers. I'm not going to give that to him yet. Oh, yeah, no, no. I still think that he's going to be really, really good. I just think he's going to need more time to develop.

And he needs a coach that's going to help develop him. I'm not sure that Byron Scott is doing that. But between Godzangas, Okafer looks great, but they have yet to win a game over there, so who cares? Carl Towns, he's been looking all right. I think rookie of the year is going to go to either Godzangas or Carl Towns He's been looking alright I think rookie of the year Is going to go to either God Zingas Or Carl Towns

And if Carl Towns Is in the lead I don't think God Zingas Is that far off No So I'm really excited about it Actually the Knicks play tonight They play Orlando

If I'm not mistaken I'd love to see that game And that's that Ben Simmons Goes to LSU You know Ben Simmons? Do I? How do you. Ben Simmons goes to LSU. You know Ben Simmons? Do I?

How do you know Ben Simmons? Are you believing her right now? Ben Simmons. You might have sucked his dick. Fuck you. No, her and Carol were on the message board for his website. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ben Simmons was on Juel's website. Ben Simmons has been the number one high school player in the country.

Currently goes to LSU. He's the consensus number one pick in the NBA draft coming up. Six foot ten kind of could do everything. He's a point forward. Has amazing LeBron magic type vision. He's a freak. He'll be the first pick. He had 21 and 20 the other night. 21 points, 20 rebounds. The's a freak. He'll be the first pick. He had 21 and 20 the other

night. 21 points, 20 rebounds. The kid is amazing. I'm just telling you so you can watch him. He's part of that Leonard Frenette freak show that's happening. Frenette is doing amazing things in college football. Ben Simmons, you want to keep an eye on him in college basketball.

That's that. Is the league just going to let the Sixers continue to just get great draft picks and blow each season? I really hope that they don't get the first pick. They're trying it again. Yeah. They're fucking 0-15. They're trying it again. Oh, and I want to be

on record as saying I do think the Warriors have a legitimate shot at beating that Bulls 72-10 record. They were only five games off it last year. I think people seem to forget about that. They won 67 games. And if they can stay healthy, I do think that they can beat that record. And that's all I got for sports.

I'm not really caught up. I'm not really in the swing of New York yet. I'm still a little laxed, a little aloof on my L.A. shit. We'll hit the spots tonight, and you can get well acquainted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to get back in my New York groove and then hopefully I will have more input to provide next week.

Don't worry, Dominican women, he's coming back. No, I'm off Dominicans. Hey, I had a nice run, Dominicans. We'll talk about that next week too. Austin, where we at with time? Got to be a little late. 68 minutes.

All right, that's good. That's not too bad. Yeah. That's not bad. Listen, I want everyone to enjoy their Thanksgiving. Drive safely. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink a lot and drive anyway.

No, just don't drink and drive. Be moderate with your drug usage. Oh my God, this is the loveliest. And if there's any gays in your family, Madi wants you to accept them for who they are. Thank you. Yeah,

and let them eat Campbell's soup. Right, Madi? Yes. Calm beer. And now that we got that out the way, everyone have a blast. Have a great week

and weekend. And it's lit. Gobble, gobble. One.