The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 56

Episode Date: March 9, 2016

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Hey, mic check, Joey. We ready? We live? We good? All right. Well, I like when we have some interaction, Joey. We are rolling. Thank you very much. All right. I'll name this podcast later. Episode number 56. Let me lower my headphones. Sure. Yeah, let's roll with 56. Episode number 56. I'll name this podcast later. I'm your host, Joe Budden. To my right, I have Madi the Body. To my left, I have Rory Lanes.

And we are here. We're sticking to that, left, I have Rory Lanes. And we are here. We're sticking to that, by the way, Rory Lanes. And because it's National Women's Day. Hey. It's National. No one's happier than Rory and myself. I'm very excited about National Women's Day, even though this won't be released until the day after.

But women are so great and amazing. Of course. That let's just stretch it. I mean, it's Women's Day, even though this won't be released until the day after. But women are so great and amazing. Of course. That let's just stretch it. I mean, it's Women's History Month. Two days. It's Women's History Month, so we're good. Let me tell you why. I don't think it's a history month.

I just think it's Women's Month. Yeah. I think it's history. The history of women is really shitty. And it would have to be much longer than a month because women remember everything from the beginning of time. So it would have to be like Women's History Forever. Like something like that. It's Women's History Month.

So what do we... We don't care, Marissa. What do we celebrate on National Women's... International Women's Day? The fact that we gave you motherfuckers life? Eh, debatable. What? What the fuck you mean debatable? I don't know if you gave me life.

I think Miss Faye would agree that it's completely accurate. It's not what you know. It's what you can prove. And she's not here. So you don't have a witness. I don't know. I'm not wrong with that one. But I'm sure we have many things to celebrate about women.

But I don't want to get into that just yet. Oh, sure we can. I can relate everything we're about to talk about today to National Women's Day. It's international, worldwide, global. Does that mean American women can't be? Just international women? What do you mean just international? International includes American, stupid.

That's not really international. Yes, it is. It includes all of the world. Are you retarded? Oh, look at Madi. Look at Madi with a one-woman fact that she knows about women. It's not a one-woman fact. The word international encompasses the entire world.

Eh. Whatever. So that has to include the bitches that's not really mixed but be trying to say they mixed. Oh my God. Yes. All women.

I'm so glad. All right. Fuck. We had enough about that, Marissa. You're doing too good with y'all speaking up for women. We don't want to hear that shit right now. So number one,

I'm very glad. See, y'all made me forget the fuck I was going to say. I'm very glad that you fake exotic bitches are dead. I don't see too many of y'all no more. Like you bitches that just pull ethnicities

from out the fucking sky and blend them together. I'm glad I don't see too many of y'all no more. And I'm glad I don't see too many of y'all. Wait until Labor Day. They'll come back.

Oh yeah, no, they'll be back. Yeah, they'll be cold. Oh wait, and that's when their cousins, I don't catch feelings, I catch flights. Those bitches. God. Y'all bitches will be back. Yeah, it's been cold. Oh, wait. It's just a cold month. And that's when their cousins, I don't catch feelings, I catch flights. Those bitches. Y'all bitches will be back in the summertime, too. Yeah, I'm so tired of y'all.

I don't catch feelings. I catch flights. Yo, well, first of all, when you say that, you have mad feelings. Hey, since it's National Women's Day, let me interpret for y'all what men hear when y'all say and type this stupid shit. I don't catch feelings. I catch flights. It's like, you're just proving a point, baby. You're just proving a point.

You're catching mad feelings and you're hoeing as a result of having feelings. No? No. I don't know. I've never tweeted that. Yes, you did. Yes, you definitely 100% have tweeted, I don't catch feelings, I catch flights. No, never in my life.

Or some variation of it. Nope. On your way to Philly from JFK. Word. Or Rhode Island or some dumb shit. Hey, I've gotten better ones. Los Angeles from Toronto was awesome. So yesterday, I went to the Big Ang VH1 Remembrance Memorial.

Which airs today. By today, I mean Wednesday. Does it? Yeah. It airs tomorrow. Jeez, they don't waste any time, do they? No. Got to get your face on that screen.

So I went over there, and Rory met me there for some strange reason, right? Why, settle up. A Jace. I like a Jace. I like a Jace. But Rory didn't have to be there. See how influential he is. Marissa, shut the fuck up on National Women's Day.

International. That too. On both of those days, shut the fuck up. So Rory comes to meet me over there, right? So it's a very uh emo moment for me she got they got big ang pictures everywhere neil is there carmen is there dr jen is there fucking looking like a joy his whole entire uh big ang's whole family was there uh some of the mom wives were there every reality person yeah of some capacity some black black ink uh some black

ink people were there i determined that black ink is the world star of Vh1 It is it is no Because if you looked around the room yesterday even the loving hip-hop people you could they even they look well But there's things on world star. I enjoy that's why I can call them the world star That's why I don't know if I can call them the Worldstar of... Some people enjoy the show. I'm not saying that it's bad. Oh. I'm not saying that it's bad.

Just ratchety? Yeah. Yeah. And ratchet's good. Black Angus ratchety. We like ratchet. Is that a word? Ratchety?

No, but it is now. And I got people on that show. Mm-hmm. And it was one of them girls yesterday. I wanted to know who she was. Is that so? She had a fat ass. That's good. That's good to know.

Shut the fuck up, Marissa. She got her body body done i don't know any of these people's names sky i'm way i'm waiting to bump into uh ray jay's fiancee uh oh yeah she's bad with uh princess love is that her i don't fucking even if i don't even have cable i don't watch the show i don't know but even if her name is princess love i would never call her princess whatever the fuck her mother named her i don't know if her first time i what does ray j call her what if that's what her mother named her come here i know you know come on oh wait there's that's a loving hip-hop girl there we go right here we got one isn't that a loving hip-hop girl yeah actually you both are look at you guys loving hip-hop reality i don't look at sin that way. But Sin, by definition, could be.

By definition. She could. Definitely. Don't do that. I'll take your mic. I'll take your mic. Don't definition. What type of faggot shit are you on?

What are you talking about? Oh, but we could say a J's. Yeah, but not definition. You'll be saying it in a couple months. No, I won't. I don't think Sin is a. Well, to me, I don't think Sin is a. What's her name?

Who is a loving hip hop girl to you? I mean, she's a lum. It does count. It's on her resume. Yeah, but... I guess the difference I'm talking about... I don't know. You know me differently.

That's why. Yeah. We can't hear you, baby. I'm talking to you. Am I talking to the people right now? You're always talking to the people if it's recording. You can't hear me. Yeah.

Yeah, we can. But not clearly. Sin, don't be a dick, all right? You're not audible. If I struggle if i struggle my ears i can hear you but the point of a podcast is for them to hear so we don't know what you're saying while you're over there uh i don't look it's in that way but i guess i'm talking about homegrown homegrown see but i'm old so i know where all these people come from i know stevie j from the hitman i know fucking uh i know rich from bad boy like i do remember these people in

these positions i don't look at remy ma that way i don't look at bad pooch that way i didn't look at jim jones that way i didn't look but in new york a lot of us know a lot of those people right so it's different i guess than how other people i guess other people would see sin like that yes i think that was beside the topic we were getting at but yeah send us kind of whackers into a fucking brush reduction jeez no negative I'm going back

so that's why we celebrate International Women's Day Happy Women's Day International Women's Day what a great way to celebrate hey

so yesterday so yesterday so yesterday it's a sad moment at Big Ang's joint Right So they rush us They rush us

So rest in peace Ang I know you were laughing At some of this shit up there They rush us in the spot Right And who's hosting Nessa is hosting Hey Ness

Nessa from Hot 97 Is hosting Which I didn't think Was a big deal at all Love her I didn't pay this Any mind at all Until I sit down

Right I'm ignoring my phone Cause you shouldn't Be looking at your phone if they're taping you on television. I'm ignoring my phone. And finally, I look at it and it's Rory texting me some fuck shit. Fucking Rory. Duh. Because Rory is standing. Did I send you some words of encouragement?

Yeah. words of encouragement. Oh, yeah. So I look up, Rory's across the room in the corner with the look of reveling in, like, heaven that I'm in this predicament. But I didn't see it as a predicament at all. Well, you didn't know yet. I looked at the shot list

and I saw the next scene was Joe and Nessa at table. I knew that. Oh, I was excited. I knew that. I found out what was happening before I even stepped

foot in that room. So then Rory says, Colin Kaepernick, about the fuck you want, nigga? And I said, uh, hello, Mio. I said, uh, what is it? Is he here or something like that? No, we went on for a joke for a while. You thinking that he wasn't really here.

But in the depths, I was sitting in the crowd. I'm sitting in the crowd surrounded by middle-aged white women drinking Chardonnay, whose fucking daughter is probably getting fucked by a black guy in Staten Island basement. And through the depths of the pink velour shit they had going on. If that was happening, then she real. She getting fucked in the basement by a black guy in Staten Island. Anyways. All right.

Through the velour Vice City pink Big Ang aesthetic, I see this tall figure with a black scully and a black hoodie on. And I said, this doesn't fit. It's a bunch of people from Staten Island, a bunch of reality TV stars. Who is this large light-skinned guy in a scully? About to get fucked up. About to get his fucking lights knocked down there. And Joe's going ha ha ha this and that back and forth. I said look over

your left shoulder. And then Joe looks over his left shoulder and sees his demise. And it's fucking Colin Kaepernick standing in the fucking corner. Oh dear. I'm like oh this is awesome. Only I get put in these type of predicaments with all the people I just finished talking

mad shit about a week ago. And then Rory, of course, like a groupie, took a picture with him. Of course he did. Yeah, I went over like, yo, I got your back, bro. What a fucking groupie. I'm going to throw him a little nudge. He's my fraternity brother. That's what we were talking about.

Cornbowl fraternity. When have you ever known me to go to a spot where we see somebody of some notoriety and I've even stopped to look at them? Every time we go to a spot. So you have to talk to me because he's your fraternity When have you ever Known me to go to a spot Where we see somebody Of some notoriety And I've even stopped To look at them Every time we go to a spot So you have to talk to me Because he's your fraternity brother Every time we've ever

Gone to a spot that's happened Is that like the laws Of fraternity Yeah you know you're lying So I don't care Every time we go out That's what you do

So then here you go again Playing the same If anyone can see Joe's face right now Which you can't He's showing that he's lying which you can't but alright

so Rory takes a picture with the guy but all in all it was great it was very professional did you guys talk to Ness did you guys have a chat well she was interviewing

she was doing the interview so we spoke because she was conducting the interview but outside of that no we didn't speak she's very professional she is

not I'm very professional no not at all we both were very we both were very professional. She is. Not I'm very professional. No, not at all. We both were very professional. There. Ta-da! You guys are earing it. Well, speaking of famous people, I'm waiting in the hallway while you initially go out

to get mic'd up and all that bullshit, and little ass Snooki comes scooting down the hallway. Oh, Snookster! And comes up and approaches me, and I'm thinking, oh, she must have me confused with somebody else. And she goes, my friend wants to suck your dick. Oh my God.

And then, this is where it gets worse. She then points, turns around and points. Oh, it's Joe, her friend Joe. To a large gay white man who is booking it down the hallway. That was Joe. I don't... Are you Joe? Is this your way of telling me?

No, his name was Joe. I'm starting to stick around to get to know the guy. Your parents shouldn't have raised you to be so homophobic. Where was there any homophobicness? I don't know. Just getting you in trouble with the gays. We established last week on Gay High. Wait, my God. Where was there any homophobicness? I don't know. Just getting you in trouble with the gays. We established last week on gay hype. Wait, so you were scared?

Wait, so what did you say to Joe? What did you say to the gay guy, huh? Huh? What did you say? Want me to tell what you said? I politely declined. Yeah, right. Politely declined.

Anyway, Joe was- But Dr. Jen was sitting next to me with- That's why I think I like Dr. Jen. She just starts bust out laughing and looks at me like, him right there. And then I walk the other way. That was like rude of Snooki, though. Like, that was... Why was that rude of Snooki trying to hook her friend up?

See how their perspectives are just very different? Snooki's trying to hook up her friend. Like, I'm sure you're... Like, what makes her think that that's okay? Well, it's not okay. We're talking about Snooki. trying to hook up her friend like I'm sure you're that's okay that's not okay we're talking about Snooki yeah that's true so I don't know much about Snooki I just know her name is Snooki actually that was a big deal yesterday and I'm gonna get off this because I don't think it's that compelling or interesting but fucking um you know I was in there trying to find out the times and what goes on and who's where you and snooks had a little moment on camera too snooks you guys that's my friend so listen so they tell me i'm sitting

next to snooki i'm like who is snooki they're like you don't know snooki i'm like i've never seen one episode of jersey show my nigga like we know we're not getting into this who's snooki thing um i'm from north jersey we don't even go down there and all my bitches that's from down there i make them come their ass up to North Jersey. What type of real nigga would I be? Driving a fucking... Yo, you know how many... Hey, actually...

Wait, so what about the time when me and you went to the shore last night? Oh, yeah, you guys fucking went with Danielle and Samira and the whole squad. Fucking liars. That one time that we went down to the shore? To the boardwalk. Have you seen me since? I don't know. That was one of those things where I got conned into being down there,

and then I quickly remembered why I don't go down there. But anyway, shout out to Snuggie. She was real cool, and we did have a little moment on camera. Like a weird moment. They're probably going to edit it out, but it seemed nice. I wouldn't care what they do. All right, so let's talk about more important things than National Women's Day. International.

International. Why do you look like you're dead? Did you have like a whole weekend of thotting? Every time you go fucking suck for the whole weekend, you come in here looking like pure shit.

First of all, it's never happened. And I consider this work. So when you come in here looking like you've just Lisa and your way through the weekend. Jeez, leave Lisa out of this.

Wait, first of all, I've never had a weekend like that. Because Lisa was working too. Never had a weekend like that. Second of, I've never had a weekend like that. Because Lisa was working too. I've never had a weekend like that. Second of all, you've had mad weekends like that. I've had sex one time in the last six months.

I just calculated it today. You always could tell when bitches are lying about what they've done. I swear to God. Because it's always something that in their head they internalize

as being real good sexually. I've only had sex one time in nine months. Huh? So that means I haven't been thotting at all. You just went from fucking... I didn't fuck you. Did you not hear the story?

Oh, wait. You think because we're on the podcast that your whole stories are off limits. No, that's... I said it on the podcast. I got flown out from Toronto to go see him in LA. He tried to have an orgy. I wasn't with it,

so I made myself go to sleep. Then I woke up the next day. Then I had to fucking stay with him because he didn't want to let us go. And then finally I lied at the end and I made my run for it and I fucking escaped. Let me ask you two questions. Now let me ask you two questions. You know how niggas bust a nut,

right? Niggas bust a nut, right? You ever heard of pre-cum? Sure. That counts. All of that shit. I didn't even touch him that day, though. That still counts. That's pre-thotting around, my nigga. It's pre-thotting. It's 100%.

Pre-meditated thotting? It is. Because had circumstances been just like a little different, you'd have fucked and sucked. Mad times. You'd have been dripping with just human protein. That's really, really rude. And wrong. And there's nothing wrong with it.

I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Actually, it sounds like a fucking blast of a weekend. No pun. And actually, his assistant texts me the other day. Him. He texts me trying to talk to me. I'm like, are you stupid? Is he trying to get fired?

He real. No, he's not real. He's like, you were so nice to me that day. And I'm like, what? I was fucking talking to you like a human being. Like, there's, I don't even know why

he would misconstrue that. Oh, you mean that thing that women do every day, every hour when a man is nice to them? What? He tried to talk to me. What the fuck?

What is he talking about? Hi, how you doing today? First of all, I got a man, nigga. Get the fuck away from me. Like, he's not seriously making that argument, are you?

He said, I'm good just checking on you, making sure you're good since you were nice as fuck to me. If I could even have pics of what you look like in your raw, natural form, I'd be that much more blessed. I said, I don't think Blank would appreciate that. That sounds kind of gallant to me. And he's mad polite. What? Get the fuck out of here. First of all, he just got hired in this role because I haven't seen him.

And he said he's been around for years. I'm like, okay. Well, he hasn't seen you. And he was doing the bitch shit like he was rolling all the weed and carrying all the luggage so he's like the bottom of the barrel whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what do you mean whoa rolling the weed is important it is number one who the fuck is gonna roll the weed if he don't roll it and niggas need their clothes I think he's doing the most important task that is the description of an assistant. He has multiple. Someone else books all the travel and does all the other shit.

Whatever. See, I don't respect that guy. What? The assistant? The one that does the travel? The guy that's booking the travel. Yeah, but they... I don't know.

Anyway, so... See, your pecking order is off. You don't even know how to hold right. No, what do you mean? I'm not even trying to... Yeah, you got to get in with the guy that does the flights. I do. That person texted me all my flight information.

But wait, you know what's funny about Marissa? She'll fucking say he's too low on the totem pole, but then fucking have a whole book to text dude that works at Delta at fucking Newark Airport. Well, first of all, there's nothing wrong with what he does. All I'm saying is why are you risking at all to fucking text me of all people? Like, go text someone else. That was so stupid. And the only reason he even has my number is because when I made a run for it, I just

left all my shit at the hotel. I'm like, fuck it, I'm just getting the fuck out of here. And then I had my coat in their car because we had switched hotels and it was a whole bunch of shit. So I'm like,

take my number, I'll text you later. I need to get my coat. You did. Wait, I don't care about your whole story because we went through this and it's just whack and boring.

But I don't mean to offend you here, but this could be his perception. Major offense coming. Major offense coming. Whoa, whoa, brace yourself. Wait,

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Men conspire sometimes that way. Explain. What do you mean explain? You're a fucking man. I mean, you have conspired. Oh, hey that way. Explain. What do you mean explain? You're a fucking man, and me and you have conspired. Oh, hey, Sam. Sorry. Hey, edit that out.

Man, look at everybody's face here. All right, so let's move on. Everybody's fucking getting... That was a fucking dumbass question on Rory's part. Well, you know Rory's dumb. Yes, it was. That was like disrespectful as fuck, too. That was. That was mad disrespectful as fuck, too. That was.

That was mad disrespectful. That was. All right, Joe, shut up. No, it wasn't. Because if he brought a whole bunch of women for an orgy, he may perceive that because he's now a new assistant. But he knows what his boss is up to and he knows what type of shit that he about. And that's his boss. Why would you even infringe on any one of your boss's bitches?

And you know your boss won't play that shit either. Well, hey, somehow in his defense, as a new guy, does he know all his bosses? your boss don't play that shit either somehow in his defense as a new guy does he know all his bosses maybe he doesn't yeah you can't say that you can't put that on the new guy that's true

maybe he doesn't know I can tell you who I was fucking everyday when I hired you that's true although I saw them hey hey

how many was it what was their names what was their names I didn't fuck that many people what was their names it wasn't that many people it really wasn't because then...

Yeah, I'm not the hoe that y'all are. Actually, it was really like two and a half. That's my point. Thank you. Finally, somebody recognizes my abstinence. It really was. Thank you very much. Because we started off with what you call it.

I only tweet like a hoe. I'm telling you. And you didn't even fuck the one girl. It was only two. It might have only been two. I'm telling you. You was on the even fuck the one girl. It was only two. It might have only been two. I'm telling you. You was on the road with him? Did we go? Yeah, we went to Miami together.

That's Miami though. That's where you hoe the most. Let's talk about more important things. Do we think Kanye West is tweeting for Kim Kardashian? Do we care? I care. I think Kim could be funny. I would like to know. you could be influenced by a significant other no no no no wait so because it's national women's day we're gonna say that

women are funny now they are no we want to get we want to congratulate the men behind the accounts hey i just that's why this is very this is like breaking news if kanye west is fucking tweeting for uh kim kardashian i would like to know anyway when has kim ever done anything like that Hey, that's why this is very, this is like breaking news if Kanye West is fucking tweeting for Kim Kardashian. I would like to know anyway. When has Kim ever done anything like that? Like that. Ever. Show personality?

Once in a blue. Never. Never. I mean, I don't watch the show. Is she funny? I don't watch the show. I don't have cable. You've never seen her do that.

I've never even heard her say nothing about a dollar. Never. The fuck is 50 cent? No, really. Like, how much? Oh, whatever. All right, let's talk about what y'all want to talk about, since y'all don't care. I care.

No, I continue on with your point. That was the fucking point. Well, no, there's many layers to this, actually. I mean, I care, but we so can't tell, so it's like. No, this is this is what i think is most fascinating about all this do you think he checked her dms oh 100 oh i wonder what's in there probably nothing she found nothing in hers yeah nobody would be that stupid right definitely some actually no there's some men that are fucking stupid well no no like that guy that

is no definitely something kanye's uh dms oh yeah, for sure. In Kanye's, but you said it. Hey ladies, let me help y'all out since it's National Women's Day. First of all, y'all never trust, never, see y'all are so backwards and naive sometimes. Never trust the nigga that follows only his girl. Oh yeah. That's not the biggest fucking

smoke screen, you fucking imbeciles. Of course, but why? You think we're that dumb? Hey, you need to be more like Kanye. He don't follow nobody but Kim. Really, Ma? Really? Hey, cool it, Joe. Have you ever heard anyone actually say that?

Yo, when you only follow your girl, you have been, like, caught to the... like... Code Orange is the... That's worse than deleting your Twitter what 1000%

when a nigga follows only his girl she had to have come home he was inside of a bitch with a note that said

I am your husband I'm fucking this bitch or I'm your man I'm fucking her underneath that she should have wrote yeah that's happening

right now it should have been certified she should have wrote, yeah, that's happening right now. It should have been certified. They should have mailed it to themselves and waited for it. Like, that's the level of court you have to be when you only follow your girlfriend. So to the women that hit me like,

see, you need to be more like Kanye. And I'm not talking about Kanye. I'm talking about all the men that only follow their woman. You need to be more like him. He's the only one I know. No, no, it's mad at them. It's the only one I know. No, no.

It's mad at him. It's mad at these niggas out here. Well, to be honest, I don't think I'd be interested in following somebody that only followed their girlfriend. I'm sure they're not saying anything interesting that I would like to follow. Every time I go to unfollow Kanye,

he starts going on some wild rant. I mean, I unfollow him because everybody retweets him. Yeah, exactly. All right, so this is the more important thing about this whole Kim thing because i don't really give a fuck about her picture so but that was a trashy picture but i guess if i had a body like that i might do that too you take them now without that body i just don't post it on social media no you do you just delete them and i have them screenshotted in case you in case you would like to well i can show you oh god got the body the body

folder yeah oh man so listen i'm more amazed that that she gets uh naked every five months and the world stops that's impressive it is just the way that every time kanye tweets it's a post on every single website people care no matter how much you want to say we don't care people care well i don't care we're talking about it you care a little bit we much you want to say we don't care, people care. Well, I don't care. We're talking about it. You care a little bit. Well, we're talking about it because it's a podcast. Somebody told me I have to talk about all the shit that I don't care about. If I just use this podcast to talk about shit that I care about,

you'd be a very good podcast. I'd be dead. Nobody would listen to this shit at all. And then we'd be stuck with your whole stories and Rory fucking jacking everything Bill Burr says. Caught me. Right? And then we'd go somewhere this weekend? Did y'all?

No, I don't even think I saw you this weekend. You went upstate to some comedy show. I went somewhere after that. Probably the streets, you hoe. Wait, what day was that comedy show? We had such a good weekend, me and the fellas. We went somewhere. The fellas.

Are you fucking 400 years old? What should I be saying? What should I say right now? I don't know. The bros. Well, I know Sunday I walked in and out of Trey Songz thingamajig that he had. I did that too. At Ace's.

Oh, I skipped all that. Because when you see Trey Songz name attached to something as a man, you think, Word. All the bitches is about to be dead. So I'm about to go bag all the hits, bitches. It doesn't really go over that way. Never happens that way. I went to his brunch on Sunday and walked in and it was a thousand 20-year-old women

screaming at the top of their lungs with eggs and bacon around. And I immediately walked out. Did you see a fish spot? I did not see a fish spot. Mata, you have to do something to fix your voice or get off my mic, because you're making me tired listening to your voice. I've actually had a very energetic voice

this whole time, except for when I said that just now. Yeah, you sound like pure shit. Alright, so what else has occurred here? No, that sounded great. I hit that on switch, baby. what else has occurred here? You're some shit. No, that sounds great. I hit that on switch, baby. No. So what else has occurred here in the universe? Anything?

Cat Williams is losing his fucking mind. No, my God, man. Fucking cat. Yeah. He's also buying cars for everyone. Who's everyone? Little Moe and Beanie Siegel. He bought Beanie Siegel a fucking Lamborghini.

He bought Little Moe a nice SUV. So you could just shoot me a card. 97, Kat. Well, do we know that he bought it for Beans? I don't think he did. Or did Beans take it from him? Mac, bitch. Yeah, we don't really know all the details.

So I'm not confirming that. But I did see Beans post that he got a car. And it was a real nice car. Yeah. Why are all the clips floating around of this guy beating people up or fighting people? Yeah, like he threw a punch and then he got stomped out in Philly. Oh, I missed that part.

Did anyone see the clip where he's like riling up like Sonic the Hedgehog to what we do is wrong and then attacking someone like a meerkat? Yeah. Meerkat? Are you aware of what meerkats do? No, but it just sounded like it fit. Yeah, it did.

That's how I know you not yourself right now. What? You went from fucking and sucking it in a threesome to Meerkat. What is wrong with you? He said Meerkat. I just followed up. Yeah, but that really intrigued you as you're turned down. Like, what happened?

Dr. Jen is still here. She's still in town. I asked him to ask her yesterday to get to the bottom of this. I asked him to ask her yesterday to get on the podcast. I'm just tired. I'm not going to ask her. You were trying to fuck. She looked good.

Her show is on next week, the Family Therapy Show. Which is why she could have plugged it. And Dame Dash. I do want to see that Dame Dash stuff. It only just premieres next week? I thought it had been on, no? You don't have TV or cable. It's so true.

It's so true. So, yeah. So valid. Next week. I thought it came on tomorrow. I was wrong about that. Oh, the OJ shit. But Catwise, to backtrack with Cat,

Philly owed him that ass whooping. For Kevin Hart? No, he dissed Chris and Neefy with Game like 10 years ago. And Kevin Hart. Philly was waiting for that ass whooping. Philly's been waiting for that. Oh, they beat him up in Philly? Yeah.

I didn't know he got beat up i think at the bean they jumped him at the bean show and he bought beans a car right after yeah sorry i got jumped at your show here's a hell of a drug and then he went on then he made like a video from his tour bus talking about himself in third person with fish freshly painted black nails and smoking a cigarette he's fucking out of his mind do we think that williams is high oh you think or you think i think it's a mix of being high and some mental wasn't he just he was just real low we didn't hear from him for a long time drugs do that shit but there'd always be these pop-up clips of him beating up a target employee like there was always like every now and then i'm target niggas

be having it they be having it coming their way sometimes, man. Why should we go to Target today? And do what? I don't know. Fucking shop. One day I want to go to Target and I think I heard Bill Burr say this

and dress up in a red fucking shirt and just act like I work there. I swear to God. That's on my bucket list. And then what are you going to do when they come up to you? Try to help and just do some fuck shit?

Yes, I'm just going to be the worst employee ever. Yo, we should go and like film it on the low. I think I could do it. Yeah, we should do that. That would be so dope. Joe Budden TV, that to be the worst employee ever. Yo, we should go and film it on the low. I think I could do it. Yo, we should do that. That would be so dope. Joe Budden TV, that should be a good segment.

No, I don't think that would be a good look for my career. No, I was going to say, I would definitely take a picture and post it up like this. Bumass, Joe Budden washed up. He work at Target now. How much is Target pay? Probably minimum wage. Minimum wage. Listen.

Probably good union though. But what is minimum wage now? Listen, Phil, I don't really care about your fucking minimum wage conversation. Yo, you know the Verrazano Bridge is $30 fucking dollars? $30. $30 fucking dollars. Wow, I didn't know that. That's like what some people make in a day.

Is that accurate? Yes. I almost had to go over that the other day. $30 motherfucking dollars. Wait, if that's true, then that makes my question that I've been asking for years much more relevant today. And then the easy pass is 19. Why would anybody want to go over the Verrazano Bridge? I know that you people that aren't in New York have no idea what we're talking about because Marissa likes to fucking only talk to the people in New York for some strange reason.

But that's like the wooden roller coaster at Great Adventure. I don't get why anybody goes on that. I get a migraine and a headache every time I step foot on that wooden roller coaster. And it's mad better roller coasters at Great Adventure than the wooden one. Who goes over the horizontal bridge? That shit looks like it's gonna fucking break any second. Do you go over the Pulaski Skyway?

That shit is way scarier. No, I don't do that neither. Only because I'm not smart enough to understand how it was built. It's too many overlapping roads and highways. $30 sounds a bit high. Because I think it's the same as all the other bridges. No, no, it was built. It's too many overlapping roads and highways. $30 sounds a bit high. Because I think it's the same as all the other bridges and tunnels. No, it's not.

It's way more than other bridges and tunnels, by the way. Well, anyways, no one wants to go to fucking Staten Island or Brooklyn anyways. I didn't know people went to Staten Island still. But I don't care enough about... Yeah, I think I might have been way off. But it's still more than... So, again, on to something much more important, right? Television.

Right? So I'm caught up. Quantico came back. If you are not up on Quantico, you should watch Quantico Sundays at 10pm What channel? ABC. Okay, I won't do that. Quantico is fucking awesome, and it just came back, and now it's even awesomer.

And. More awesome. No, awesomer and more awesome no awesomer and one of them niggas is gonna die next week because they told us that on a preview right so there's that blacklist which i'm now caught up on is amazing and they have gone away until april i'm mad about it is that about your career in the music industry? Pass. LOL. Roy's funny sometimes. Only sometimes he's funny. Power, they're filming. It'll be back in June.

Oh, yes, it's late. And I only say that because June is actually right around the corner because winter was canceled in New York, and I'm pretty upset about that still. I'm fucking thrilled. Why? Because I hate the cold weather. Because I hate the cold weather. After this TV shit, I do want to talk about how winter being canceled in New York has really ruined my pre-scouting, pre-summer scouting for holes draft report. You got to adjust, man. Yeah, yeah.

Missing the season really fucks shit up. So anyway, so that's power, right? Billions is amazing still. I'm way behind on billions. I am too. Very far behind. The OJ shit, I damn near missed the week before. Is that on Netflix?

I think, and I've said this before, I think that there's too much TV now. House of Cards on Netflix just dropped again. Fuller House just dropped on Netflix.

Thank you. Thank you. Got some backup here. Yeah, I heard it wasn't good. But they already got renewed for a second season. I don't know how. Is Bob Saget in there?

The whole entire cast is there. Why would you want to watch that? Oh, the whole cast is there. The entire, except for the twins. The Olsen's one, like, fuck this shit. I'm over here naming some of the greatest shows television has to offer. And you two 10-year-olds chime in. You know Girl Meets World is back on?

What the fuck are y'all talking about? Fuller House is a stable. Adults don't care about Fuller House. I'm an adult. No, you're not. That's my point. And so is Sin. No, she's not either.

And it is important. Hey. Talk that shit. National Women's Day. International. That's why you got to keep a good Spanish woman around to keep you in check. Yeah, that fucking mother fucking nigga. All right, we got it, baby. No, Full House.

Fuller. No, I'm talking about Full House, the one that people are adults now. We were kids when that one was on. No, I was a kid. So now they put it back out for our kids. But I fall right in the middle. And that's the point.

And that's kind of the point that I'm getting at. Well, Love on Netflix is a really good show. That's Judd Apatow's series. Very good. I suggest you guys check that out. I think you'd like that. And it's about three white people shows that I don't know the name of. That's like really, really good.

Because they keep showing a commercial for it. And I keep saying I have to see it. On Netflix? No, not on Netflix. I have cable. Stop talking to me about Netflix. You said House of Cards. Isn't that on Netflix? Well, that came out on Netflix. Yeah, I have to see it. On Netflix? No, not on Netflix. I have cable, Marissa. Stop talking to me about Netflix. You said House of Cards, isn't that on Netflix?

Well, that came out on Netflix. Yeah, I have Netflix. I have Hulu. I have cable. I also have Hulu. I have like mad shit. I have two options. Don't leave HBO Go out.

That's the best one. I have HBO Go. You just got to rely on Wi-Fi and that's it. But anyway. My Wi-Fi is fucking awesome. Fucking, you keep interrupting me

from like really good fucking thoughts. Where was I going with this fucking thing? No, he keep interrupting me from really good fucking thoughts. Where was I going with this fucking thing? No, he was passing me. The OJ shit. But my point is, oh, the three white people shows. One of the commercials, a little kid is fucking doing some fuck shit. Wow, that's really descriptive.

Malcolm in the Middle. I got it. Because the people that know what I'm talking about, it's either on NBC or ABC, and they've shown this commercial like a million times. Is it the Irish show? The what show? Keeping Up With The O'Neils or some shit?

The O'Donnell, yeah, one of those. No, I'm talking about some suspense shit where a little kid is killing everybody, damn it. Well, you didn't describe that in the last thing.

You were doing some fuck shit that could categorize a lot of different things. Suits, looks really, really good. He looked at me as if I was going to verify. I've heard good things about that.

So my point is, again, I've echoed this before, but I'll say say it again i think tv is better than it's ever been so in my head in my head i play out like scenarios of like i just try to figure out who the illest nigga ever on tv is and i tried to discuss this on twitter and I got a lot of feedback. It really opened some good dialogue. Now, in my illest nigga on TV ever like bracket Well, we're known for producing brackets on this podcast

Oh yeah, I mean our response rate is crazy Al Bundy is like he gets an asterisk. He's not included in my bracket but I do feel like Al Bundy is one of the most important male TV fixtures that we have ever had. Is there any disagreement there? No.

Okay, so he just gets put to the side somewhere. I have Raymond Reddington from the Blacklist and Jack Bauer from 24 in my final. Right there. That's my final. Right? There. That's my final. In my conference final, I'm probably going to go with Ray Donovan versus Walt White. Okay.

And I'm iffy on Ray Donovan. He's new. I don't know if he has enough pedigree yet. He doesn't have a resume. All right. If I'm not... Oh, I'm bugging. I'm bugging. I'm sorry. Tony Soprano.

I was going to correct you if you weren't going to put Soprano. Tony Soprano and Walt White I have on one conference final. And the other one, I see Michael Schofield got a lot of support. So we'll put him there somewhere.

What about Richard from Boardwalk Empire? He was a badass, too. And he had half a face. I don't know if I know enough about... Oh my god! No, no, no, no, no, no. Who did I just put there? Tony Soprano was the last one I heard. If we put

Ray Donovan on the other side, I thought. You said him, yes. Oh, no Oh no no no I'm going Dr. Jack from Lost Yeah Can't argue Dr. Jack Can't argue that And there's another Jack that I'm missing

Thriller Jack Bauer you said Bauer There's another Jack I thought There's another Jack I wouldn't put Ray Donovan there I don't know Oh Michael Schof, Michael Schofield. Michael Schofield. Where does Omar go in here?

Michael Schofield versus Dr. Jack. That's my conference final. Yeah. Tony Soprano, Walt White, Dr. Jack. You can't hate on him. And Michael Schofield. And even though I put two niggas in the final that wasn't there, they just go at the top anyway.

Omar is not an unremarked? Omar is a second-round exit for me. Yeah? Why? A little kid killed him. He got killed by a little kid in a fucking convenience store. Yeah, but you did eight seasons against every drug dealer in Baltimore. I did not do eight seasons.

What eight? Five. Oh, I'm sorry. Five seasons was the wire. Yeah. No, no, no, no no no no So Omar Omar is in my next Bracket

With Joe Carroll Who do you have winning? Joe Carroll from The Following Or Omar from The Wire Do you know enough about Joe Carroll? I don't know enough

And I'm too invested in Omar Cause I love The Wire too much Joe Carroll is like I'd like to hear from people. Shit, fucking Brother Muhammad from The Wire. Now knock it off. Mad people from The Wire. No, no, I'm not rolling.

I'm not rolling. Dexter was out of here in my round one. I don't respect Dexter. Chris from The Wire. Merc'd mad people. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. Snoop's partner. Oh, no.

Wale's cousin. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not rolling with that. I'm not rolling with that. I'm not rolling with that. I'm not doing that. Dexter gets out of here in the first round. Who else gets out of here in the first round?

I had a whole fucking long list, and I'm going to put a bracket together. Yeah, of course you are. No, no, no, no. I really am. Yeah, okay, totally. No, I really, really am. No, for real this time. No, for real this time, I'm going to put a bracket together.

Absolutely. Who do you have, Breaking Bad or Soprano? Is that chocolate milk in your cup? It's coffee. Huh? Who do you have, Breaking Bad or Soprano?

Walt. What's that? Walt. I'm going Walt. Walt is one of the greatest characters ever, and Soprano might have got killed. I don't know. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know. They left me too open-ended. They left me too open-ended. They left me too open-ended at the ending. I think that show was entirely too good to end that way, but I do think the ending was genius.

So I don't know. If he died, depending on how you interpret the ending, I'm not rolling with that. Yeah, because Walt kind of killed himself. Walt is that nigga, man. Walt is different. Walt is amazing, but we'll get off of that um but while we're on silly shit so all day Lupe Lupe fiasco has been challenging me on I saw Street Fighter 2 mmm he gonna play video games you can play video games no but I can play Street Fighter 2 Street Fighter 2 fun fact only video game that I am

like Jesus and I'm like that in Mario Brothers. Like, arcade. I don't play on consoles. I don't do any of that. But arcade, which you can still find in various places throughout the country. I'm super nice. Like, perfect niggas to death type of nice.

So Lupe thing, because he went to Hong Kong or some shit. Well, he beat like the fucking kid with the world record. No, that kid let him win. That's what happened. That is what happened. Do you have the footage? Yeah. Were you there?

How do you know this? I spoke to niggas that was there. Ask the kid himself. Where was it? Who did you speak to? Do you think that the kid Diego, because that's the kid's name. Do you think that the kid Diego, you know how horrible of a look that would be for the gaming community?

And there is a community of gamers. If they let this fucking young rapper nigga just come in and beat the best uh street fighter nigga in the world some shit like that and you let him win yeah i don't think lupe want no smoke with me nor do i think that lupe uh can beat neo in in street fighter which i said as well those are a bunch of fucking nerds how about that which i only know because i've lost to Neo in Street Fighter. And there's no worse feeling than losing to a nigga that has sung some sexy love songs in a video game. Like in a competition. While he was whooping your ass? In a competition of masculinity.

You don't want to lose to a nigga that fucking sings so sick of love songs. You just don't. I didn't feel great about it. But I don't play that. I don't play Xbox though. Where did this match happen? Why? Why? It didn't even matter. I want to paint the play that I don't play Xbox where did this match happen between you and me why

it didn't even matter I want to paint the picture you don't need to paint a picture just know that I fucking lost and he won but I don't play that on an arcade

I'll tear him up so I challenge and I'm going to get off of this too I challenge any of you rappers or singers out there to

Spades or Street Fighter 2. Two things that I excel in. You know who would probably give you a run for your money? Bryson Tiller. He's like fucking obsessed with video games. It's cause he's four years old. And he has like the Mario Star tatted on him and everything.

I'm not playing anybody who has the Mario Star tatted. Wait, he has what tattooed on him? The Mario Star. You know when you like glow up? That one? I bet he's better than Tory Lanez at it. That was a horrible sound effect. I don't even know what that was, by the way. I bet you he's not.

I don't like this new trend that the guys are doing of piercing your belly buttons. What? What fucking guy is doing that? What fucking trend is that? Yeah, where did you see that? What type of depths of the internet are you on? What Instagram were you on? What explore page are you on? What you see that? What type of depths of the internet are you on? What Instagram were you on? What explore page are you on?

What Twitter is that? If you like this, you'll definitely like this. What dude did kick the derory yesterday had one on? He had a shirt on. So Rory's dude, because it was a fucking belly, a low-cut halter top shirt, Rory's boyfriend had it on yesterday. So why are we trying to figure out where I saw that?

That's within the gay community. That's different. That's not a trend. Oh, no, I've seen straight guys do it, too. They're posting it. It's out there. It's in the world. I'm not making this up. Trust me. Now you're looking at me. You trying to see my belly button through my shirt? Alright, here. Look. See?

Ew, I see your hair. That's a vision I can never get back. That's a man's belly button through my shirt? All right, here, look, see? Ew, ew, I see your hair. That's a vision I can never get back. That's a man's belly button. Oh, gross. What the fuck are you talking about? Gross. Here, Monty's trying to look at my belly button through my shirt. No, I don't have my belly button pierced.

What type of weird play on words? I have my last name's button and look at my belly button. Okay, stop lifting your shirt up. What the fuck is wrong with you? No, but men are doing this, and I think it's a disturbing trend, and we have to stop shit like this in the tracks before it happens The young niggas are taking over and doing mad fuck shit Well why since you just called me homophobic

I'm curious why a man expressing himself Through the art of piercing In his stomach region is a problem Wait why does that have What does homophobia have to do with that Well we were just saying that it was something popular In the gay community It's a trend from the gay community.

No, y'all said that. That's a woman trend. So why should men dress like... Why should women get all their slang from the gays? Let's be clear. But that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about women wearing... Men wearing women's clothing.

Don't try to make me out to be transphobic. Because they saw me on the show with uh carmen and i was great hey gays that was all editing yo how do you how do you salute the gays like how do you just salute all of them no no yes there's a way i'm gonna gay hive i don't think hey gays really does the trick i see you nigga Somebody soundbite that No we're definitely not soundbiting that

Am I missing anything? I never want to come and do this podcast When y'all are like this Y'all are mad boring I'm the only one turned up I'm happy to be here No no don't worry I'm getting the fuck out of here

Is there anything that I'm missing here? Oh come on sell the shit This is a great way to get people to come Hey let's both come in here Hey we're all gonna be here like Yeah yeah yeah Worry worry worry Is there anything that I'm missing here? Oh, come on. Sell the shit. This is a great way to get people to come. He is lying. Hey, let's both come in here. Hey, we're all going to be here like, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. Word, word, word.

I'm the only one turned up. And I'm the only one not going to be there in Austin. So y'all keep playing. Joe really hasn't booked his ticket yet. Yeah, I haven't booked my ticket yet for Austin at all. Good shit. But I'm definitely coming because I'm just definitely coming. Word.

Shout out to all the people that are going to be at South By. I'm so excited. What else is coming up soon? Henny Palooza and all that shit. Coachella, Henny Palooza, yeah. All of that shit is coming soon. Coachella's coming up? Yeah, April.

I don't know why I thought that was a middle of the summer thing. What's the fucking Philly shit? Made in America. It's Labor Day weekend. That's September. The Roots Picnic is coming up. June. Which is a great lineup.

There's a lot of good shit coming up, man. Governor's Bowl. Lollapalooza. There's like a thousand summer concerts this year. There's like the first annual Panorama Fest in New York, which is by the same makers of Coachella. Kendrick and Q. I want to start a fest. Okay.

Oh, what was your opinion on Kendrick's album? We can talk about that. It was cool. I might have known not to say opinion on Kendrick's album we can talk about that it was cool Madi know not to say nothing about Kendrick but what what I'm Kendrick think is be tearing

Madi up boy what's Kendrick Kendrick Hive yeah no I like I like Untitled 07 though and I'm so I think it's so dope

that um damn they done thugged you into liking it no I'm not gonna listen to it but I like Untitled O'Shaughnessy. Oh, poor Marty, man.

I didn't hear yet. Ooh. Because I know you lying. I didn't hear yet. I leak all the text messages of all the wild shit you was talking about, Kendrick. No, but you know what I do think is happening? I haven't heard it in full, so I can't comment on it. But this is what I do think is happening? I haven't heard it in full, so I can't comment on it. But this is what I do think is happening.

I just think it's become, and I disagree with everything French Montana said about Kendrick, about how the people are forcing us to like him. No, I don't think that's happening. But, oh no, yes, I do do a certain thing. Wait, French said that? I missed that. Monty, give me the exact quote. I know you know it.

I don't know. He said he spoke to Kendrick being placed where he is and pushed to where he is, which is because that's the type of rapper they want to shine light on. And it's killing the street rapper. I don't know about all that. I don't agree with any of that shit for one second. Hip hop has had that stuff forever. And there's always been street rappers. That's not what he's saying.

Not what he's saying. And since we don't know exactly what his point was i don't even want to spend too much time on it but what i will say i see noticing is um and this is what cole too cole and kendrick what i'm noticing is a lot of the people that were naysayers for them are oh it's a good way to put it? Fucking regrets? Eating their words? Not eating their words, because they still could secretly not like the shit.

They're not so vocal. They're not so vocal about it. About their disdain anymore, or about the fact that they were wrong? Well, you can't say somebody's wrong. Right, because that is their opinion. Yeah, that's how they feel their musical opinion. I can't say they're wrong. Right, because that is their opinion. Yeah, that's how they feel their musical opinion. I can't say they're right or wrong for it.

But they are a lot quieter and just not as vocal as they were at one point, which I just think it's funny how the pendulum swings that way. So shout out to Kendrick. I just want to know, they're changing the rules and all this shit. Do these albums count against the contract? That's a good question. If they're for sale, yeah. If you're bringing in income, that definitely counts.

You know what was interesting, though, and I noted this on Twitter the other day, the 2 Chainz and Lil Wayne joint album, they put it out under 2 Chainz only, and every track is just featuring Wayne, even though he's not on one or two. But I don't know if that was a way to scale it out. See, that album came out under who? Def Jam. They're both on Universal. It's both under Universal, so I don't know if that works. The same parent company.

Wayne's not on Def Jam, but he's on Universal. Could I get that album on every streaming device? Yes. I mean, service. I can. Yes, you can. Spotify, Apple. I can. Yes, you can. Spotify, Apple. I don't know about Tidal.

I want to know how much bigger Kanye's cut of Tidal is than everyone else's. For the amount of promo he's doing, I'm sure it's rather large. He's going crazy with the promo. Well, maybe they cut a separate deal for T-L-O-B. You know what I'm saying? He has his cut, but he also got a deal for for T.L.O.B. You know what I'm saying? He has his cut, but he also got a deal for this album. I need to really understand. I'm not going to speak on this because I don't understand how it works.

But I have to see the incentive behind Kanye, behind Les Ears hearing his album. Yeah. There has to be incentive somewhere. That album came and went. And this is not me talking about Kanye shit, but this is back to my point how albums come and go now. They definitely do. They come and go. Like Future's Evil shit, that came and went.

Came and went. It's over. Yeah. Like albums are getting like a week to two weeks of burn. And then you're never hearing them again. Or is it just that people, they just don't feel like tweeting about it, but they're still listening. Because, for example, like Fetty Wap's album, I don't feel like tweeting about it but they're still listening because for example like fetty wap's album i don't see anyone tweeting about that but since it came out in september it's remained in the top 20 on billboard oh see there's not a bad point though

no but people are still buying it you know i'm saying bryson tiller he came out in october he's still now staying in the top 20 every single i mean people do talk about bryson but um the weekend i don't see them talking about the album per se, but that has stayed in the top 20. The Weeknd's album was not a come and go. That wasn't a one week lifer. That was one of the better projects to come out. Yeah, I mean, but I would say that Fetty's... Bryson Tiller's project

in spite of how I may feel about it, is one of the better projects to come out and that does not apply to that either. But look at Fetty, we like wrote it off because all of us were like, yo, this shit oh yeah twitter doesn't talk about that i'm not talking about the niggas in wisconsin going to buy fucking fetty wap's album well that's nobody that we know is running to the store right this second to buy fetty wap because whoever wanted it from us bought it of course no i know that but i'm saying does it just mean

maybe we're just not tweeting about it but but people are still consuming and streaming. You know, once you tweeted about it. That's my point. People are streaming. Yeah. And certain people are consuming. I think the consumer pool is shrinking. I would have to check facts to really give that information. I mean, now.

Well, I don't even have to check facts. Streaming is growing and fucking record stores are. I mean, they're giving you record sales. Well, I don't even have to check facts. Streaming is growing and fucking record stores are- And that is consuming now. I mean, they're giving you record sales. And that does show that you have an audience, an active audience that cares for yourself. Maybe they're not purchasing your music. That is such bullshit. No, but maybe if they're not- You're still getting streams.

They're turning the music business into complete, pure shit right before your very eyes. So for some of you people, all of this shit is fucking related. I don't know what other people are watching all of this shit the fucking streaming shit all of these fucking albums coming out every other day all of this shit people are fucking positioning and it's a whole bunch of fuck shit going on i'm gonna say that i want to i want to i want to have that punk i want to go do that research and then invite some people here to have that conversation do you like kanye's idea of that they should just get rid of cds completely do you think that's where we're headed anyway i said that 10 fucking years 20 years ago then

no not 20 years ago 16 i said that in fucking 02 what i think anybody but you could just see that coming you just didn't know what was coming i mean yeah everything always becomes obsolete after a while we don't fucking we knew we knew cds was getting the fuck out of here yeah i just i didn't know streaming would be this way number one number two is that is that it is that the top of the food chain no there's always something new yeah but will we be dead before it's invented um no we've gone through in our time we've gone through the cassette the c CD, now streaming, I think we could see at least another one or two or three. I don't see why not. What do we think

of the reports of Googling and niggas wanting to buy a title? I saw Samsung. Is there any credence to that at all? I know there was a rumor that Samsung was and they denied it. I'm going to go do some research because you fucking sheep out there, man, I don't think anybody's really paying attention to what's going on in the universe. A lot is on in the universe well no that's google play that's

not necessarily the same thing right what is it what does google play do are they streaming are they just a store like itunes i want to shout out homeboy that sent me this htc phone oh yeah but he said don't say his name but glad shout out to him. Glad you said that. I want to shout out the homeboy who probably sent me these HTC phones against his job. Yes, he sure did. So, you know who you are out there, my G. Well, that kind of took the face. He sent Matt. I was going to send him an email until I saw that it was his work email.

And I was like, I don't know if I should send this to this email. Why don't you shoot him an email and say, hey, it's Rory. Can you email me? How about we shoot him a text and say, hey, it's Rory. Can you email me? How about we shoot him a text? To his work phone? He's clearly robbing his fucking job. Let's see what else he's got over here. I need a part.

Send some charges. Do we have anything I need to read from your computer? We didn't really plug fully our South by Southwest show. You didn't plug it at all, really. No, we didn't, because we went on to streaming. So Saturday, March 19th,

we will be live at the Madison... I'm getting my dick sucked. Oh, well, that too. Okay, that's nice. Live in South by Southwest, Austin, Texas, Saturday, March 19th, after the podcast,

I'm getting my dick sucked. Yo, you should totally do that for a motherfucking living. Not get your dick sucked But do that announcer voice Like you were really good at it Yeah All of that

That's definitely like a lane you can take Ladies and gentlemen This year One time and one time only Saturday March 19th The I'll name this podcast later squad will be coming directly to you, Austin, Texas, and that same night I'm getting my dick sucked.

But you don't have much time because I'll be flying right back from there. Hey, so whatever lucky lady is going to be sucking my dick March 19th Saturday, you don't have much time. Actually, purchase your tickets. Hey, get your ticket right now

$5 for a handjob $20 to suck I'm being facetious of course I'm only joking Whatever gets you to promote more I can't get my dick sucked Because Rory didn't get the B&B for another night I'll be buying trash cans

And get my fucking dick sucked Rory only got us our Airbnb for Friday night and Saturday night. He was like, fuck y'all, we're gonna leave right from there. We're gonna go to

the strip club and then we're going straight to the airport. What type of heathen white scum is he? So, we're gonna bring our suitcases to everything

because we're gonna be in fucking Ubers. Suitcases? Suitcases. What suitcases? Backpack. Well, I'm going for four nights,

so. Oh, that has nothing to do with this podcast. Fuck you guys. Go have a blast. So, are you gonna tell people where they can buy tickets for this podcast fuck you guys go have a blast so are you gonna tell people where they can

buy tickets for this podcast yes just the podcast not the latter part of the evening that Joe was describing you can buy tickets to that too

for that in Joe's DM I'll leave my my wiring information right here you can wire that money you can go out on Joe's connect pal you can get tickets at intpl sxsw.eventbrite.com

that is i'll name this podcast later south by southwest abbreviated can you not interrupt me saying the fucking ticket hold on also the link will be available in the soundcloud description and the link is available in my bio on twitter uh at marissa mendez and i tweet the link will be available in the SoundCloud description, and the link is available in my bio on Twitter, at Marissa Mendez. And I tweet the link every motherfucking day, and it's pinned to the top of my page. Yeah, because of Rory, you can buy tickets at Elemental Peace. South by, I will name, my cat has a dog. Dot com slash forward hyphen of it writes forward slash one two three eight six what the fuck up nobody's doing all that

your worries piss the spot I'm trying to sell tickets alright alright all of that go to Marissa and my Instagram it'll be in the description of this podcast as it always has been.

Or... Anytime we did a live show. Or anytime. We've done it once. Well, technically twice we've sold tickets. So that's anytime. Or if you just have a Twitter. Right?

Yeah. If you just have a Twitter, you'll see one of Marissa's retweets. She retweets every hour. And even if you don't follow her, trust me, I know because I've unfollowed her, you will continue to see those same retweets. Somehow. I don't know. I think she's fucking bugging the Hot 97

fucking Wi-Fi or some shit, just tapping into everybody's shit. Alright, so we've gotten everything out of the way, right? We have. Sleeper song of the week? We have to do that. Yeah. We should do that. i think we should damn what's my sleeper song of the week what's my sleeper song of the week i'm gonna look at my itunes top 25 most played um i was in the depths of soundcloud where you go down that rabbit hole and just find a bunch of random new music that's never happened to me i don't even know what you

mean well because you're only on ty dolla signs soundcloud uh and i found this really really dope chick from toronto who doesn't have a huge following but she's really dope uh i'm going to put the link to her album island in my mind her name is adria kane if i mispronounce that i apologize dear um and she also just put out an ep on fader like three days ago that That's my sleeper. It's my sleeper artist of the week. Not a song per se. I got mine. This is a newer song. It's a group called Western from the UK. They have this song called Into. Oh, come on.

Fuck off. It's a song called Into that's really hot out there and Kehlani just did the remix. So it's on Kehlani's SoundCloud now. It's called Into by Western featuring Kehlani. Yo, Marissa, you're not gonna start plugging niggas that's paying you, my nigga. They're not paying me. Are you kidding me? They got one of the biggest fucking songs in the UK.

We're gonna keep this very authentic here. It is authentic. I wanna put you guys on. This guy met in front of the supermarket yesterday. Had a really good song. Okay, do your fucking research, because you're gonna see that people really fuck with Western. I'm not doing my research. I don't wanna be ignorant. Duh.

I don't have a Sleevers song. I research. Okay. I don't want to be ignorant. Duh. I don't have a sleeper song. I don't know. I don't know what to do. Go with, well, it's not a sleeper song. Pick a title. Go with Royce's. Tabernacle. That's rap, though.

And I don't think that's a sleeper. It's not a sleeper. We should plug it anyway. We should plug it anyway. Hey, Royce put a new joint out called Tabernacle that's really, really, really dope. So I think that should be plugged just regardless. If you haven't heard it, go listen to it. I listened to it when I saw he dropped it and I was in the car

because I have to see if my slaughterhouse fucking brothers are falling off before me. Competition to the bottom? He's not. Do we want to talk about our Twitter? And just for the record, Royce is still as sharp as ever. Yeah. We want to talk about what? Actually, no. Yeah. You want to talk about what? Actually, no.

I don't want to talk about it. Oh, let's go Johnny Rain. Johnny Rain dance. I'll go Johnny Rain dance because I respect the DM conversation that Johnny Rain and I had. That shall remain anonymous. But I like that song, Johnny Rain dance. that shall remain anonymous but I like that song Johnny Rain Dance

and since Rory tries to sneak in two every fucking week fuck you Rory I'm going with It happened one time. No, it happened more than one time.

No, it happened one time. No, it happened more than once. No. And I'm not arguing with you guys right now. Okay. Alright, I'm not that important.

Even if it only happened once. I want to go with what's the name? The fucking Urban Urban Floor EP. That's the EP that I don't know the name of. I was going to do that one last week, but I didn't.

Yeah, you got to go Urban Flora fucking, what's the girl's name? Alina Baraz is the girl's name, and I don't know how to pronounce that other person. I think that's why I didn't do it, because I couldn't pronounce it. Galam-i-ya, Galam-i-ti-ti-as. I don't know. I always say Alina Baraz anyway. But the Urban Floral EP, get that.

It's amazing. And that's it. Very, very good. And that's it. Right? Just so I don't forget to say it and just because I'm thinking of it now. Hey, Roars, can you tell our artwork guy

to see if he can make a Snapchat filter for our podcast? Hey, do you guys have sleeper songs that you would like to recommend for people to listen to? Shout out to Royal. Some new Daddy Yankee shit or something? No.

Daddy Yankee. Some Tego Calderon. No? Y'all not? No new bachata in the streets? Hey, Sam. Some Tego Calderon. No? Y'all not? No new bachata in the streets? Hey Sam. Rihanna's album's great.

Is that a sleeper? No. If you haven't heard of this artist Rihanna and her new album Pink Anti. Sin is out here giving gems.

Yo, Sin is so great Yo Hey Sin I want to thank you for stopping by And contributing To this podcast I enjoy myself We're joking You've been such a great Great guest

Oh it smells like women in here I love it Look at Sam, Sam your colorist is amazing. I know. Isn't she tweeting about, like, our colorist can't be fucked with? Yeah, she was feeling herself today. Shout out to Sam's colorist. Damn, Sammy. Back at it again.

Back at it again with a brand new color. Damn. Where are you going? Well, that's the end anyway We're getting out of here You're not back at it again With the white vans Those are like

Cardi B Super not white chucks Cardi B Gangsta Bitch Volume 1 in stores now Oh my god The queen Cardi The queen

And Rory was playing A little bit before It actually sounds Greatest mixtape cover ever Yo that shit was That shit was so raw well rory's the only one that really really really blast the fucking i'm a whole song from the mariah lynn girl because that shit is fire that shit is and because she looks like you

she does her body is shaped similar to mine your beard on her face y'all are the same oh you guys should do the face swap filter on snapchat Oh, they didn't do it yet. It's on next week's episode of Love and Hip Hop. And shout out to Mariah Lynn and Self and all of them. Why? Because after you diss somebody, you should shout them out. The new Fat Joe, Remy and French record is really, really, really good. All the way up.

It's really good. And I want everyone to get behind it. Go New York. We're back. New York is back. We never left we never left baby no new york actually new york ran actually i'm not part of the i don't even see new york anywhere in the yeah it's gone it's over uh yeah shout out to remy more and i shout out to pat poof did they get married or some shit yeah last night on the finale i like how i missed that i like how at the end of the podcast you guys sound like y'all want

to do a podcast now. I'm 100% leaving. Wait, no, we have more to say. I have mad shit to talk about. Alright, well, good talk, everyone. I guess that's it. Is that it? Is it over? I'm out.

Are we done? Yeah, y'all are a piece of this shit. So are you. Let's do some water. Alright, bye, guys.