The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 69

Episode Date: June 15, 2016

Episode 69! The trio sits down to discuss Joe's New York show, Orlando, Brock Turner, Orlando, and more! Sleep Songs Of The Week: Marisa: Vic Mensa "Liquor Locker" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV...JTR5bVWpo Joe: Aaliyah "Back and Forth" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk5RfDfE844 Rory: James Fauntleroy "Every Man" | https://soundcloud.com/thejamesfauntleroy/every-man

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Wait, how come I don't have the condom? Alright, see now, because you're not real, Rory. Hey, are we recording right now? Okay, I will name this podcast later. Episode, what number are we really on? Are we at 69? No, baby, baby, baby, baby. We're on 69.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Baby. Really? Yeah, dick. You would know that one much more than me. Hey, hey, hey Hey This is my humble opinion 69 is very overrated I don't like it at all I can't focus
Starting point is 00:00:30 Very overrated I want to go in I want to go in And I can't When you're like 69 is overrated It's for kids 69 is for kids
Starting point is 00:00:39 The way that Titty fucking is for kids And it's like Why you want to Come on Let's not discredit A good titty fuck No it's gross And weird See that's the Irish you're talking black niggas we ain't got time to be
Starting point is 00:00:49 fucking pressing our tits against our dick against your chest when there's mad good holes on you wait what kind of face is that is that like a i like it face what is what's happening over there oh shit sam is oh my bad i mean deborah's here deborah i feel like l's friend looks like she just had a comment come back sam come back and share your girl in there that's rory's uh friend or whatever he tells people i don't know i don't have titties uh valid i keep telling rory to get you something but i don't know what's happening at his job dave can we mark for all this editing that's about to happen? You can open a line of care credit.
Starting point is 00:01:26 All right, Marissa, shut the fuck up, man. All right, I will name this podcast later, episode number 69. I'm unsure about that, but I won't fact check it, but Marissa says it's so, and because I know she's a freak, I'm just going to take her word for it on anything that has to do with 69. Hello. How do you know she's a freak? Ew.
Starting point is 00:01:43 And we're off. And we're off pause and we're off Wikipedia Instagram alright so I know we're doing all of this joking today but one of my main concerns coming in
Starting point is 00:01:54 before we did this podcast was and as I expressed to Rory last night actually before I get into that let's delve delve into my
Starting point is 00:02:04 ADD for a minute last night's new york show joe budden in new york for the final time at bb king's l i put you on the guest list you didn't go you not real you wasn't there and i'm gonna snitch on l on her way up she asked yo what did joe do yesterday she didn't know what it was no no l didn't do that l is my nigga see what happens when we and l don't see each other for a long time? We got to talk, baby. We got to talk. But anyway, last night, BB King's, the energy was just real different in there.
Starting point is 00:02:33 It was very different. I think everybody left there with the same idea that that probably was one of the better Joe Budden shows for some reason. I actually knew the words to a significant amount of songs, and I was really proud of myself. You're a Joe Budden fan. Am I? Because I could have sworn that I... No, not a Jace. I'm a supporter and friend. I wouldn't go as far as that. See, this is what happens a lot.
Starting point is 00:02:53 No, no, no. You have to remember her idea of fan is Ty Dolla $ign. So I don't know if we can use the word fan with you. Fan to her is what stan is to the rest of us. She doesn't obsess over you. Yeah, she doesn't want to. She doesn't follow you around the country.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Hey, I don't follow him. I only follow him around the tri-state. And that's debatable. She ended up working for me and living with me. That is true. She might have followed me around the country. Or New Jersey. What a hoe.
Starting point is 00:03:20 We did go to Miami together. Yeah, we did go to Miami together. That's when we saw Derek Ward out there We did We saw Derek Ward at the pool Good times He's a faggot He is
Starting point is 00:03:29 Anyway Okay There's our headline So where we at 10 minutes in And again To those of you Who don't normally
Starting point is 00:03:36 Listen to this podcast Faggot is in By no means A derogatory term Toward homosexual people Straight people Are faggots Alright
Starting point is 00:03:44 Ta-da Yo every time i say something that could get me in trouble rory and marissa shut up y'all are faggots y'all are such fucking folks man i will be a faggot in the corner all right so i was expressing to rory that i was concerned because too much serious shit was happening in the universe this week like too much shit that you couldn't even joke about there For real. There is nothing to joke about. Word. And so much of it has occurred that I don't really know where y'all want to start.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Anything could be a lead story today. So I defer to my A and B. I mean my B and C. Or my friends or my associates. Or people that I just keep close because y'all might stab me in the back. I don't know. Whatever y'all are.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Oh, that was an offensive one. No, that doesn't speak to y'all. That speaks to my paranoia. Okay. I went from a letter to a backstabber. Right. That's kind of weird. How did I get hit with a C, though?
Starting point is 00:04:29 Why did I get the C? C, oh, you're paranoid. I said nothing about who was B or C. You said B, C. You did the hand movements. I'm left-handed. My left hand will go first. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:04:37 You got to delve deeper. All right, so where do you want to start? We can start anywhere. I have a lot to say about the NBA that's last on my list. I have a lot to say about Stanford nba that's last on my list i have a lot to say about stanford dude that raped that girl behind that dumpster while she was unconscious that got sentenced to six months and with good behavior it's down to three months and he can get off earlier than that before three months i got a lot to say about that and he'll be protected
Starting point is 00:04:59 inside the jail i got a lot to say about all the new details and discoveries that keep being made available regarding the Orlando shooting. Biggest mass shooting that we've had in the country. How many confirmed dead? We have to fact check now. That's 49 dead. The 50th was the gunman. I have a lot to say about that. And only because my memory is bad.
Starting point is 00:05:21 But I know if I dig in my phone, it's at least three more serious things that have occurred that I wanted to discuss. The world is fucked up. Yeah. The world is fucked up. I start with Stanford only because Stanford is such a pristine university.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Ivy League, yes? Yes. Yes? I'm a 10th grade dropout, so pardon my ignorance. I'm actually not fact-checking, but I'm pretty confident. In terms of these things.
Starting point is 00:05:48 I think Stanford is Ivy League. Feels right. Feels prestigious. So, for those of you unaware, I think this kid's name, and I'm not checking right this second, was Brockton? Brock Turner.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Brock Turner. Yeah. Brock motherfucking Turner. Mm-mm-mm. I don't think you'd get a whiter name than Brock Turner. Brock Turner. Yeah. Brock motherfucking Turner. I don't think you get a whiter name than Brock Turner. First of all, I don't even trust no nigga named Brock, dog. Like, why is your name Brock? That automatically leads an over-analytical Virgo to the decision-making of your parents.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Well, his parents are fucking retarded, too. You saw the letter his father wrote. I didn't need to see that. His name is Brock. That's all you need. That tells me that somewhere along the lineage, something, the screw is loose. So Brock Turner thought that it was okay to go to a party.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Hey, Brock, I'm with you so far. I like parties. I love parties. Parties are great. All right, so far, so good. Part check. Brock, so'm with you so far. I just love parties. I love parties. Yep. Parties are great. All right, so far, so good. Party, check. Brock, so far in this story. Brock seems like an okay guy right now.
Starting point is 00:06:50 We're with you. We are fucking with you. Because I think that is a big disconnect. I like to, see, I'm big. I watch forensic files. I watch all of that psychology shit so I can assess people's behavior. Real big on nonverbal communication. shit so i can assess people's behavior real big on non-verbal non-verbal communication i watch all this shit because people's brains intrigue me the way that you know different people just
Starting point is 00:07:12 conceptualize different and they just have different perspectives brock i want to put me and you on the same accord you and i whatever i want to put us on the same court so far in this story me and my co-hosts are with you we like parties we're at this motherfucking party right now brock went to the party and seen some bitches drunk brock guess what when i go to the parties i look for drunk bitches too i'm with you no i do okay i do i don't know if the co-hosts are fully here yeah not totally on your page are you you seeking drunk women? No, I said nothing about seeking on a wordsmith.
Starting point is 00:07:48 No, I'm not seeking. I'm asking. Drunk bitches are annoying and too many other variables come into play with her. I hate drunk women. I don't want to babysit a drunk bitch, number one. I leave my drunk friend. Number two, I don't drink. So a chick drinking is really annoying to me.
Starting point is 00:08:00 There's a million reasons that I don't fuck with a drunk chick. However, some instances, drunk women are just what the situation calls for. In a fun way. Depends on the situation. We're on energy. Yeah, yeah. We're on energy still. For the actual party, yes.
Starting point is 00:08:15 We're going to turn the fuck up. You're not going to be sitting there on your phone. Regardless of what our personal preferences are, I would like to think that the percentages are pretty high in terms of the success rate of niggas smashing drunk girls at clubs or parties right pretty hot so still brock is not so off here in his thinking right shit if cosby was wilding brock could look at a drunk bitch i don't mind him but brock is also drinking at this point. So it's my- He's in college, Brock. Right. So he's just having a good old time.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Have a blast, Brock. Yeah. Have fun. Right? Okay. This is where you lose me. He 100% khakis on. He had khakis on.
Starting point is 00:08:57 And those fucking pointy boots that you be wearing. Oh, yes. No, no, no. Brock had on some Sperrys. He didn't have on the boots I wear. Some what? Some Sperrys. The bow shoes. No socks. Oh, my God. No. Yes, yes. No, no, no. Brock had on some Sperry's. He didn't have on the boots I wear. Some what? Some Sperry's. The bow shoes.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Yeah. No socks. Oh, my God, no. Yes, yes. And he had a sweater tied around the top of my dad's. 100% like Boyz II Men in the Motown Philly video. Yes. I'm rolling with that.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Yeah. Yep. So, anyway, this is where you lose me, Brock. I don't want to laugh at this. It's not funny. But every time I say I could make sense of suicide, people think that I'm crazy. I just want to show you the world that y'all live in. Well, we, I guess.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Brock saw the girl. Maybe he's in Montana with the planet. Somehow the girl drunk too much and one thing led to another. And Brock decided it was okay to drag the unconscious girl behind the dumpster. I think Brock was getting some rhythm and took that rhythm as I'm killing no matter what. Hey, and this has been a big topic of conversation amongst the guys in my crew. Because this is big amongst the male community that men do not know how to read signals from women. Which is why when niggas say, yo, the hose is on deck, they're never on deck.
Starting point is 00:10:06 They are away from the deck. Anytime a nigga says, yo, the hose is on deck, and they ready, not only is there never a deck. The latter part is the best. And they're never ready. They're never ever ready.
Starting point is 00:10:18 I run when a nigga says that. I got two with me, and they're both ready. Brock thought that she was ready. Yeah. No. She was in an unhealthy state. Not able to take care of herself.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Brock took it upon himself to sexually abuse and assault this woman. I only know this because of the charges that exist. They're very serious charges. And there's three of them. And the degree of them are not like, this ain't no bullshit. Brock was back there whiling. and the degree of them are not like this ain't no bullshit brock was back there while and this only stopped because two party goers saw them and broke it up had this not stopped we would have no knowledge of it and brock took his ass home and that girl laid there unconscious sexually abused
Starting point is 00:10:56 behind a dumpster outside a college party from a white kid who's been privileged his entire life i already took pictures i read i don't know if that's true he took pictures during nothing would shock me in this story anymore i've seen and read enough to not be shocked because if that were not enough that's me banging on the table by the way if this were not enough so this is a big story now because they go to court and the prosecutor i mean uh defendant because you know the kid parents got some money so they got a good lawyer the defendant the lawyer comes in and says yo the kid he's first offense comes from a good family he won't be able to survive in jail. Potential Olympic swimmer. He's not a threat to the public and all of this stupid fuck shit.
Starting point is 00:11:50 And the judge bit. Judge ate that shit up like a piece of cake. So the prosecutor takes this story and it starts to go viral. And me, I don't even believe it. That's how absurd it sounds. And then the more you give time time more is revealed and now exactly that sentiment that the prosecutor spoke of starts floating around there's a facebook support brock turner family support page yes rory there is are you fucking and on the support page there is a meme
Starting point is 00:12:18 i guess you would call it an illustration of a older woman talking to a younger woman saying we should teach our daughters not to drink so much. Wow. Are you fucking shitting me? These white people are raising money to pay for the kids' legal expenses. They on the Facebook page saying that the kid's life
Starting point is 00:12:42 is forever altered dramatically. Fuck his life, man. And he will be under duress. Unwarranted. Oh, but what about this fucking girl's life? Who's going to have that flashback for the rest of her life? You fucking piece of shit and anybody that supports him. Well, what do you mean? The nerve of that
Starting point is 00:13:00 black girl being unconscious behind that dumpster interrupting the way of privileged white men that are horny. That girl have some nerve being right there. Never heard of fucking drinking, have a good time at a fucking party. Oh, we're supposed to watch ourselves because you guys can't fucking continue. Let me tell you something. See, we play around with the fake misogyny shit just because it's funny.
Starting point is 00:13:23 See, we play around with the fake misogynist shit just because it's funny. But any of us who have self-medicated before know what it's like to be in a state where you're unable to fend for yourself. Right. See, that's man or woman. This is not gender specific what I'm talking about. Anybody who is familiar with minor mood altering substances, you kind of, see, that's when you kind of depend on and rely on humanity let me tell you something last year when i broke my fucking foot changed the way i looked at the world i was unable to fend for myself out in the world on crutches and it took other people who identified with that to open a door help me up a curb the tiniest things were
Starting point is 00:14:01 big obstacles for me just changed the way that i viewed things same same shit same shit so the judge went to stanford because we on this long but it's important so we find out that the judge went to stanford how could he even be allowed on the fucking thing which to me represents an extreme conflict of interest right and i have not attended a law school neither have i but that sounds like a shit i haven't attended i left every school that i attended i left vo tech i left hair school i had gotten a i think a speeding ticket or something and i went to norc uh judge shit and i'm in a fraternity the judge happened to be in a sorority we had no affiliation
Starting point is 00:14:46 with each other or knew each other but somehow they knew and i had to get moved to a whole different fucking part of the court system wow and get a whole new court date because they thought just because we had a greek letter that that's a conflict of interest but yet they go to the same fucking alma mater and a way more serious case and oh no it's not a conflict of interest and you're like a athlete face of stanford you're about to maybe be an olympian is that not a conflict now he never will because the olympics have banned him for life which is amazing um but what scares me the most too is just they were going on the whole he won't be a threat to society i can like rape is a very tricky crazy subject and
Starting point is 00:15:25 there's like blurred lines in certain situations there's no blurred line here like this girl had injuries like he really assaulted this girl he is a threat to society that's dangerous see and i'm extremely sensitive to this um because i'm of the belief just speaking in terms of the women that i know personally a large percentage uh a large percent now a large percentage of the women that i am friends and associates with have endured some type of sexual abuse even if no one knows about it yeah see that's why i'm real slow to judge some of the instagram hoes because some of that shit is coming from where attention the drug attention baby baby baby all right see i'm just my brain can connect too many things so let me let's stop this is a good
Starting point is 00:16:21 point which you're about to make but it's also i don't want to go off on a tangent Is it important I think it is It is because it's undiagnosed too And they don't realize A lot of those scenarios Were sexual assault too And that leads to Why they act
Starting point is 00:16:32 How they act Attention is such a dangerous Dangerous thing And we all react to it adversely Now this is a very minuscule Kind of example I'll give but so somebody was supposed to come to the show yesterday that probably shit i don't even speak to i wouldn't care if they went to the show if they didn't go to the show and they kept hitting me to tell me that they wanted to
Starting point is 00:16:57 come to the show they were looking for some attention they didn't get it i knew that this person wasn't going to go to the show they didn't go to the show bottom line is when people yearn for attention they're gonna react to getting it and they're gonna react to not getting it that's the part that people miss either way you're gonna get a reaction so some of these instagram holes on here that show you like when people show you who they are you know what the famous my answer we don't need to get into that uh when there are craving for attention because i assess a bit differently now my dick don't just jump at every fat ass or every dr miami snapchat i got it i'm assessing details so when these hoes is fiending for attention i want to know where that stems from and where it's come from and sometimes it comes from their household
Starting point is 00:17:41 them being deprived in certain areas and sometimes because they while they were or they were deprived because some things were going on shit and i'm going through that just talking to my kid and listening to how the other kids in his schools behaving my brain goes to how the fuck their parents is parenting that's what the fuck world we in so i'm just a little slow to judge. And I empathize with women because in my teens, I've been hung over. I've took too many perks. I've took too many Xannies.
Starting point is 00:18:11 I've took too many shrooms. I've did too many. I've done too much shit and couldn't fend for myself. I couldn't imagine being a woman behind a fucking dumpster. Here comes some fucking white kid want to pull his dick out. Nigga, what? So now if that wasn't bad enough in the universe here comes homeboy want to go to the club in orlando pulse gay club shoots the whole fucking shit up because his own sexuality
Starting point is 00:18:34 fucking now i don't even really know where to begin there man there's so many layers to that shit i don't know if this is a hate crime i don't know if the government is hiring niggas to do this shit to affect the political like i i don't know and because i don't know i don't want to say i want to pray for everyone because i heard horrific details man i was reading so many um survivor stories today i was just sitting in my computer likeling, crying at 3 in the afternoon. It's crazy. I teared up at some of the stories from the people who didn't survive when CNN was reporting that all of the bodies, the 50 however many bodies were laying on the ground. And all of the dead people's phones kept ringing because people's family members were looking for them, hoping they were alive. Or that mom and son who were texting each other that the son was inside oh in the bathroom
Starting point is 00:19:29 in the bathroom and she was like are you answer the phone answer the phone and he stopped answering the phone that's so sad oh that was a way better story than you just told come on marissa you work in radio for a living jesus i don't remember the exact text no homeboy well i do because that's how touching it was homeboy went uh he went in the bathroom. He texted his mom. He said. Mommy, they're shooting. Mommy, they're shooting. She replied.
Starting point is 00:19:49 He said. I'm going to die. No, he said, I'm in the bathroom. I hear footsteps. The next text was, he's in here. He has us. And that was the last text. Well, no, she said she was calling 911.
Starting point is 00:20:02 She said, they're on the way. Stay there or something like that. And then that's when he said, Mommy, I'm going to die. And then it stopped. Now, you can't meet a dickhead guy to try to put yourself in that position and figure out what you would do. Like Geraldo Rivera that's saying you should have fought back. Oh, yeah, let me fucking fight this guy. It's going to work out.
Starting point is 00:20:18 With an automatic rifle. And this guy was so maniac, like whatever the fuck. He was going back over to the dead bodies and shooting them again just to make sure they're dead. So people that were playing dead that survived the first round died the second way. I don't believe that Geraldo Rivera would hit an invisible sparring partner back. I have a problem with people who just start saying shit just to say it. Nobody believes that Geraldo would hit anybody. Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:20:43 He'd be saying shit just to say it sometimes believes that heraldo would hit anybody shut the fuck up he'd be saying shit just to say it sometimes which is fucked up but back in my day as like a young young young nigga he was like respected remember when he tried to open that what is it he opened like a safe and there was nothing in it he did yeah and your mustache is whack nigga fuck out of here i know it's random i know it's random but yo i like that at the show yesterday, every time I almost said something, my friends' faces, their mouths dropped to the floor. They just panic with fucking, oh, please don't say something.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Don't say nothing wrong, Joe. Please, Joe. I liked your one-year little preview, though. Like, you know, in the coming weeks, somebody that's, what did you say? Like, that's not with the mission or that doesn't support something is going to come out.
Starting point is 00:21:22 The way you said it was so dope. I know it was dope. And Rory just cracked on me the whole going to come out. The way you said it was so dope. I know it was dope and Rory just cracked on me the whole night about how I said it. No, that was so ill. We were all excited. Me and Sam were like,
Starting point is 00:21:32 woo! Let's be very clear. Every time Rory cracks on me about something, I take that as Rory loves that and will try to emulate it later in life.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Like Phil Burr. Dissing Drake. Thank you, exactly. Dissing Drake is you exactly dissing Drake is something I'm gonna emulate later on in my life damn Roy
Starting point is 00:21:48 can we get through one podcast without you obsessing over fucking Drake god damn it man Jesus let the kid
Starting point is 00:21:56 fucking do what he's doing out there he's topping the fucking charts he's not real fucking inspired these days yeah man
Starting point is 00:22:01 here you come every fucking podcast I'm the one talking about Drake I know I tell you fucking OVO but i don't even know how we got to that from our very serious topic i don't really know the mood i don't know what to say about the orlando shooting because nothing is confirmed and i don't believe the media different stories that is the dude gay is he not gay did somebody he's struggling with his gayness he was allegedly partying at polls for years and he's on grinder or and some other gay app and um uh this one gay man that's also on that app that many has turned over his phone to the fbi for them to look at the profile
Starting point is 00:22:36 hey y'all media types y'all gotta stop uh rushing to call a by muslim yeah well that's what that's what uh steph was actually talking about today was how like nothing even happened and they immediately were like Muslim, ISIS, super religious, all from that and his family
Starting point is 00:22:49 has been saying over and over like he really wasn't that religious at all. Like it definitely had nothing to do with religion. Yeah, that's how you know they don't really value black niggas.
Starting point is 00:22:57 They don't think we could blow some shit up. They don't even think about us. But what's also crazy the white man that was arrested going to LA pride and he was gonna blow up my brain is a sick place yeah well I'm just trying to just trying to go past it there but yeah there was a white guy arrested in in LA
Starting point is 00:23:15 trying to blow up LA pride and no one's really my man good for like four four podcasts who are you fucking nobody hold on yourself nobody hey i don't know who you got in your life but keep them around sometimes you got to encourage bitches to fuck the right dick hopefully he has a crib she can stay that nigga's doing great for you your skin is fucking brighter i don't know if that's makeup or what but you look good you're sounding good girl thanks thanks hon what else happened really really nothing happened in hip-hop uh yes it did little wayne was hospitalized yesterday he had back-to-back seizures while he was on the flight from uh somewhere to go into los angeles and they had to stop in omaha nebraska he refused treatment initially because by the time they got to the ground, he was already alert. I would have refused treatment
Starting point is 00:24:07 in Omaha, Nebraska too. Why am I no nigga? I will die somewhere else. Got back in the air and within minutes was forced to make another emergency landing and was admitted
Starting point is 00:24:16 to the hospital last night. But the reports were saying he's in stable condition. He's in high spirits. And I actually spoke to him today. So he's good. He's at his phone. He's alert. He's right. No spoke to him today. So he's good. He's at his phone. He's alert.
Starting point is 00:24:25 He's right. No, I'm not. I'm just saying that because I don't like hearing from the friends that he's OK, because I feel like that's saving face. So I don't really I don't trust it unless you actually hear from the source themselves. So even though you saying it is the rest of us hearing it from a friend. No, but I said I tell it. It's valid. I mean, if that's the case, I have no stake in it
Starting point is 00:24:47 whereas like, put his number, tell us his number and we'll all reach out to him. Yeah, we'll talk to him personally. All of us will speak with him. It's valid.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Yeah, because we didn't talk to him. Wayne, I mean, he does sound bad. I'm concerned. I am. I too was,
Starting point is 00:25:00 but he's okay. I want to encourage not just entertainers but everybody to be very aware of their health. I know I'm scared to death because it's approaching that time for me for the for the shit that black all black men fear around my age. The fucking shit. The fucking colon prostate.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Oh, man. You know, it scares me with you, too, is fucking diabetes where you inhale sugar like it's nothing. Oh, please. I get cancer way before diabetes., too, is fucking diabetes where you inhale sugar like it's nothing. Oh, please. I get cancer way before diabetes. Well, you need to watch your sugar intake, too. Diabetes? Should I still be in Melody with diabetes? No, because Dr. Dre from Ed Lover and Dr. Dre, he went blind because of diabetes.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Yeah, but he had diabetes for like 50 years first. That's a nice run. You are such a... Hey, listen, my mom told me you get what you get in life, baby. Oh, dear. But I am doing some things to try to sustain
Starting point is 00:25:47 healthy living I'm trying to cut down on red meat did LAE put you on this diet LAE he and his kale and all of this
Starting point is 00:25:56 sucker LA shit that he on up here gluten free buns but I only don't mind it because we had a great show thanks E for all your LA bullshit your LA energy
Starting point is 00:26:04 yeah so less red meat uh less smoking more sleep i do that a lot now i don't i go to sleep at like 10 11 o'clock maybe midnight one o'clock which is very different from my normal five six in the morning and i don't go out not at all yeah is that why we were in your fucking house the other day trying to wake you up to go out we're just sitting in your living room like assholes and you were just fucking passed out and then rory stopped answering our calls so we just we're just sitting in your living room like assholes and you were just fucking passed out and then Rory stopped answering our calls so we just had a girl chat in your living room
Starting point is 00:26:27 and then left. Well, yeah, because what happened was I had the part when I, remember when I had texted you and said, don't come? Yep,
Starting point is 00:26:33 and I said, nope, see you soon and then I came anyway. No, but then I, when you, after you said see you soon,
Starting point is 00:26:38 I text back and said, no, dead ass. In case you thought I was kidding. And then I put an upside down smiley face and then I showed up. And smiley face and i showed up and then i heard my door just open and i said who could that be well why do you keep your door unlocked he was like he wanted me to come you would not be the woman that i want not me personally
Starting point is 00:26:54 i was with all squad and then she texted me like you disappeared i was like you appeared i didn't even say it was a joke we were talking we were gonna meet up we didn't have plans you said let's hit the streets i said i'm with the shits I bumped into Tay And fucking Brandy And fucking Ashley At Ainsworth Oh really? Gator I'm a piece of my mind
Starting point is 00:27:14 Brandy was with her boyfriend Brandy's a boyfriend? Yes she has a boyfriend That's weird I didn't know Brandy spoke to men Me neither That's good progress I don't think the listeners
Starting point is 00:27:22 Care about Brandy's sex life I don't think they do either I wanna talk about the NBA Only cause it's's sex life. I don't think they do either. I want to talk about the NBA only because it's rigged. Never broke again. Why is it rigged? Because Draymond Green should have been suspended in game six against Oklahoma City for his behavior
Starting point is 00:27:38 with Steven Adams. That's what I was thinking. I'm like, yo, how the fuck they going to do that? You know what I mean? And then they didn't suspend him. So, alright, that's fine. That's what I was thinking. I'm like, yo, how the fuck they going to do that? You know what I mean? Maddie was saying the same thing in the middle of it. Wait, and then they didn't suspend him. So, all right, that's fine. That's fine. So now.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Now game five, you just want to take him out? I get that my brain is a little wild. And my father been off the NBA because of their referees and their officiating. He liked to watch the games on mute. And I always say, shut the fuck up, grumpy old man. You don't know shit. But he's so right. Game, not this game, this last one, five. It was game four.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Game four was a wrestling match. It was like UFC. They was just wrestling and fighting the whole time. Not that I think that that favors one team. Actually, it does favor one team. It favors Golden State. It favors Golden State. It favors the team that won more regular season games
Starting point is 00:28:31 than Michael Jordan or any other team in the history of the NBA. It favors that finesse team who don't want to play like, oh, no, it favors LeBron that they're officiating that way. That's what I mean. Because Steph don't want to play that way. So when I'm watching this fucking wrestling match and they're not calling none of this shit. And then LeBron do that sucker shit. LeBron for backstory who all season long has been acting like a little girl because the attention is not on him.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Back to attention. Back to attention. Back to attention. This is the first time LeBron ain't been the motherfucking man. And not only is he not the man, but the nigga that they saying is the man got a whole bunch of stats to back up him being the man two-time mvp two-time nba champ we know where that's going come on they ain't lost back-to-back games all regular season they're not about to lose three in a row right so i just man i just only get mad that the cover-up is not greater like don't insult my intelligence as an avid nba fucking uh game watcher and fan y'all are fucking lusting over tv and sponsorship dollars and a
Starting point is 00:29:27 longer series would benefit the nba this is already with the rumblings that they need to change the seating to 1 through 16 that those were happening before the playoff started then the playoff started and every game was whack every game was a blowout i'm not making this up this is just a word you can check this for yourself i don't think that man could have afforded to have a fucking short final with uh 73 win steph getting lebron the fuck out of here hell no with that uh with that uh cap getting inflated this year from the tv dollars no no no so that's what my brain says reggie miller tweeted he agreed with me as a couple other nba heads that agreed with me that says if that series was tied 2-2, Draymond Green would not have gotten suspended.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Totally. Well, if it is a conspiracy, make the Knicks win next year. I hate the Knicks. I hate them because I love them so much. Oh. It's a painful relationship. All right. So, Conspiracy Theorist Joe.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Oh, yeah. This is becoming a segment. You should get like a theme song. No, but we're going to keep it in sports this time with Conspiracy Theorist Joe because this is what I see coming. I'm going to sit back down then. I know Cleveland want to get Kevin Love the fuck out of here. They've been trying to trade him for a pack of cigarettes for a long time. Right?
Starting point is 00:30:36 I think that Phil Jackson is secretly trying to get Carmelo to come up off of his no trade clause so he can be traded somewhere. I think Phil is really in love with this whole Jeff Hornacek, Porzingis, European, put a bunch of white guys on the court that can shoot type thing. I don't think Melo's 31-year-old ass really fits into Phil's plan. So I could so see these scenarios taking place. I can see a Kevin Love for Carmelo Swapp.
Starting point is 00:31:04 He would look crazy though. Who? Phil. To the general public. I think most Knicks fans would like to see Carmelo get traded. I've been for two years
Starting point is 00:31:16 I don't want him on the team. Right? I just don't want him for Kevin Love. I can see a Kevin Love for Carmelo Swap. I can see Kevin Love getting out of Cleveland and Melo just fucking, I could just see that taking place.
Starting point is 00:31:29 I could see Kevin Love just signing with the Knicks with a front court of Porzingis, Kevin Love, and fucking Melo with Robin Lopez, who's paid cheap as a good center as a backup. Actually, that would be an expensive backup. Or I could see, and this one I hate. I hate, I hate, and then I'm shutting up. If there is any truth to the Dwight Howard to New York rumors,
Starting point is 00:31:52 I'm moving to somewhere. Somewhere. And I hate to be one of the guys that dislikes somebody that I don't know. Dwight Howard is a cancer to basketball teams, I feel like.
Starting point is 00:32:04 And he has too many baby's mamas. Yo, how's that a critique of somebody? You're such a dork. He's better at pulling out than you? No, he's not. You're judging him because you're better at pulling out? I'm on the Mount Rushmore of pulling out.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Oh, gross. What? Okay. I got one fucking kid that I had when I was a kid. You know there's plenty of people without kids, right? I would need time to think about that, what you're saying and how that applies and is relevant to my argument. All right? Is there anything? I don't want to debate you about your pull out. We're not debating anything today.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Ew, man. Yo, dog. What the fuck type of shit you on man Is there anything that we missed That we have to hit I feel like I've been getting killed On the sleeper song segments So I gotta start really applying myself Mine this week is lit
Starting point is 00:32:55 I really like it Did they pay you Nope Okay Look at her smile She lying right now Rory's gonna play some foreign exchange shit Shut up with the payday
Starting point is 00:33:04 Alright so let me look at my I'm'm going to look for a sleeper song. Already? For sleepers? Do we have nothing else to talk about? Are you going to give me my beard butter? Yeah, I suppose. Hold on, guys. I have a cool story to tell.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Actually, it's not that long. Let's hear it. I hung out with Ty Dolla $ign on Sunday. Did you fuck him? Nope. Then this story's not interesting. Nobody wants to hear a prude story. We went to his concert concert and I got to hear
Starting point is 00:33:25 a bunch of his music he's about to release and it's super lit and we talked about you for a little bit and he said you're really great and I said Joe loves you he's like yeah
Starting point is 00:33:32 I really fuck with Joe and that was kind of it no we gonna do a record together we gonna do he's here until Thursday if you wanna try to do it this week I don't know if that was sarcasm or real
Starting point is 00:33:41 but I'm gonna pretend it was real because I'm also as excited it is real okay what do you mean he made horses in the stable I know isn't it great he's here for realasm or real, but I'm going to pretend it was real because I'm also as excited. It is real. Okay. What do you mean? He made horses in the stable. I know. Isn't it great?
Starting point is 00:33:47 He's here for real? Yes, he is here. But I'm not here. I'm in D.C. tomorrow. I mean today. Today, yeah. I'm in D.C. today, tonight, Wednesday night because it's Wednesday when you're hearing this. I'm in D.C.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Come out. Have a great time. That's really all I got as far as a pitch. I've never been the best at that. That's like your official last one. You do hate grandma. That's really all I got as far as a pitch. I've never been the best at that. That's like your official last one. You do hate promo. It's not who I am. Don't try to make me be who I'm not, man.
Starting point is 00:34:12 We'll put together that video vignette. Okay, well he's... Me and Rory did. I liked it. Well, no, Rory did it. That was cool. And he had an idea. I felt very special when I was on there for.2 seconds.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Well, we had a kid on Twitter edited it for us. That's so funny. Yeah, I didn't want to pay anyone. If you listen to the podcast, I'm sorry. I just on there for.2 seconds. on Twitter edited it for us. That's so funny. Yeah, I didn't want to pay anyone. If you listen to the podcast, I'm sorry. I just didn't want to pay anyone. The fans really enjoyed
Starting point is 00:34:29 those video segments. Everybody left that show really saying that was an amazing, amazing, amazing experience. And they enjoyed the set list. I really ran through
Starting point is 00:34:36 a whole lot of shit. When you this old and been rapping as much as I've been rapping, there's a lot of shit to get to. He even did clubbing. That was lit.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Yeah, that was hilarious. Yo, the original video segment had his entire verse and the video but Joe got really really mad he's like yo take that out that's really good
Starting point is 00:34:53 like ooh I think if any of you were to look at video footage of yourself at 21 you wouldn't really like what you saw
Starting point is 00:35:02 I could just check Instagram I don't like Madi's I don't like Madi's footage from six months ago. Shut up. Oh, I have a quick, well, not that quick. I have a story that kind of relates to the topics that we spoke about today.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Let's hear it. Alright, let's backtrack to when I was 14 or 15. So we're a couple years ago. We've used that joke enough on this podcast. Yeah, well, just like you use every other joke a billion times. I love the tension between
Starting point is 00:35:29 my co-hosts. I show nothing but love to Madi, too. Yeah, so I'm like 14 or 15, young virgin Rory, out in these streets, just trying to figure out how to use my dick. So I'm just trying to find anyone that will fuck me.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Why didn't you just rub it on a fucking carpet like all real niggas do? An apple pie, like the movie. That's some real white people shit. I never got that. Me neither. I don't have a dick to relate, so I don't really know. Hasn't been confirmed. Just saying.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Good job. Go ahead, Rory. Hasn't been confirmed. Just saying. Good job. Go ahead, Rory. So I'm going on a field trip my freshman year to the Bronx Zoo. Wow.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Prestigious. Pretty excited. You're a mage. You would be. So I'm sitting next to my homegirl who has a boyfriend. She's also a freshman but dates a senior. Did you have a red mustache? No, I did not at that point.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Oh, just checking. I didn't dye my hair yet. Yes, you did dye. My man's grandmother worked at a liquor store, so he brought a bunch of old little shots. So we were 14, 15 in the backseat. You're so white. Drinking in the backseat on the way to the Bronx Zoo.
Starting point is 00:36:40 I'm with my homegirl who has a boyfriend. I was in her MySpace top 8. That's how close we were. You had MySpace at 14? This is exactly where me and Gloria Velez went wrong. All of this shit right here. So my mom was out of town. And you know when you think you smooth at like 14, 15 talking to women?
Starting point is 00:36:58 No, I don't know that. Me neither, but I'm rolling. Yeah. So I say, yo, mom's out of town. We can throw a little something in my crib When we get back Man's got all the liquor She retorts back with Well can I stay there My 14
Starting point is 00:37:14 I might have nutted on that bus When she said that to me But of course I tried to play it cool Like of course you could Yeah Good thing you did cause because nothing on the bus is never great. Trust you, me, man.
Starting point is 00:37:28 A little messy. Man, unless you got some fucking baby wipes in your pocket. So repugnant. Well, duh, I kept those. Oh, wait, I bet you I found a baby wipe
Starting point is 00:37:38 in that fucking Mercury. My malone? Yeah. Her new home? Yeah. Hey, thank you. Here, that's good. That's good. So we get to the Bronx Zoo zoo anyone that's been in the bronx zoo knows they have that little gondola shit that go over the whole park rest in peace gorilla so i'm trying
Starting point is 00:37:52 i still feel you man yo you remember them uh memes with that sloth that would say perverted things someone brought it back And it was Are you a gorilla Cause I'm trying to drop a kid in you Oh shit why are we on this Not to interrupt your No no go ahead
Starting point is 00:38:16 Cause that's gonna interrupt your story Yeah so we get on the little gondola shit Write it down We sitting Two of us Side by side I'm thinking I can make a move I choose to go
Starting point is 00:38:25 With the hand on the knee thing It's my move That was your move You invented the hand on the knee No no I'm just saying I do that move currently Go for that
Starting point is 00:38:35 It fails miserably I fuck up Miss like the right part Of the knee or whatever So she being a veteran Probably been fucking For years by now As a senior boyfriend
Starting point is 00:38:44 Takes the wheel Sam real Dave Mark that Dave Why can't you let us have any fun Where's the dick Anyways So then
Starting point is 00:39:04 She says Oh can my friends come over as well i said yeah of course said can they stay over i said yeah i got places like uh to stay she said well can i stay in your bed this conversation number two advanced at 14 right that's mad context i was drunk we was drinking already karaoke at 14 and fucking like walking to Quick Check. So fast forward, we get to my house.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Everyone's drinking and shit. I see my window. I see my window to go in. My man has a condom in his pocket. Gives me the dap handshake like I'm rounding third. Going home after a grand slam.
Starting point is 00:39:46 You are a condom loser. Didn't you just, at the beginning of this? Oh, my bad. So I go down there. She gets all 45 seconds. Hey, you real. Of this 14-year-old dick. Yo, 45 seconds sex is 14 year old dick. Yo, 45 seconds sex is underrated.
Starting point is 00:40:08 It is. Probably not at 14 though. I don't know who Madi is. I was still trying to figure out if it was actually happening. Madi's still fucking niggas that's trying to please her. So we wake up in the morning.
Starting point is 00:40:20 I think I had like Eggo waffles in the freezer or some shit. Made these bitches waffles. They went home. I went to spring football practice i want to say at that time not enough punch in this story i know oh no the punch is coming my man picks me up because my mom is out of town and he said yo what happened last night and you know like when you lose your virginity you just walk a little different and talk a little different my whole swag was different walking to the car like you know took something down last night no regular he said yo he was friends with her boyfriend he said yo she's saying you raped her there's the punch i believe her just saying oh thanks i don't even know her But I know you
Starting point is 00:41:05 Sound shady No We're not gonna joke about rape Joe That was really insensitive of you I can't believe you did that That was a little That's unbelievable I don't even want to mark or edit that
Starting point is 00:41:14 Cause I want people to know What type of animal you are Well you guys made Fucking abortion jokes You can't even Shut the fuck up Rory Those were funny Well sometimes a good abortion joke
Starting point is 00:41:20 No it's never funny I mean No it's never funny I agree So then Wait is it more no it didn't just end she was raped and then and slide oh okay uh she fucking uh or pardon no i call her and said all right you gotta drop this thing. What's it going to cost, baby? I'm a swimmer. I got a bright future ahead of me, all right?
Starting point is 00:41:48 I can't handle jail. I can't have your fucking shit up. I'm the captain of the track team. No, Rory looks like he played polo or something. No, but Rory was on the track team. Not at that time. Before they kicked him off. That was in college.
Starting point is 00:42:00 Rory's the only guy to ever get kicked off the track team. And lose a scholarship. What a loser. So I call her, her mom picks up. Pretty sure pledged Kappa made sure that happened. He's really proud
Starting point is 00:42:10 of that Kappa stuff too. I know he is. I am. He probably strolls into all your parties. I don't bring it up not once on here. What do you shimmy?
Starting point is 00:42:16 Do you shimmy when you go to like Joe's concerts and stuff? Oh my God. I told y'all there's co-host tension here. I can't figure it out. Monty does have
Starting point is 00:42:24 some type of hate towards you i don't i have no idea why that ass body and she'd be so sappy in my text messages like we best fucking friends and we get on the air and she hate you kind of phony on the low my nigga you need to get rid of this dude you fucking i don't know what's gotten into you lately but this thing is ruining your life and i thought it was helping it out like 20 minutes ago. Nah, James. James, it's over.
Starting point is 00:42:50 All right, so did you go to jail or not, man? Get to the punch. Did you get three months with good behavior? I call her. Her mom picks up, and her mom is like, you fucking piece of shit. You raped my daughter, this and that, yada, yada, yada. I'm 14 and a dickhead, so I'm like, your daughter's a fucking slut. She's a liar.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Go get the rape shit. I'll go with y'all. A lot of back and forth. What a shithead. Come on, let's go to the next part. Why are you talking to somebody's mother like that? She was calling me a rapist. So?
Starting point is 00:43:20 I mean, I would yell at her too. Bitch raped these nuts. That's what you should have said. I mean, I would yell at her too. Bitch raped these nuts. That's what you should have said. I then run into her boyfriend, who is extremely calm and 18 and twice my 14-year-old ex.
Starting point is 00:43:31 He ran in his fist. Oh, man. He comes up calmly to me and says, Yo, red beard nigga. I have a red beard of 14. Fuck you up, track star boy. Better get to running now. All right.
Starting point is 00:43:43 We need to get to the end of this story, Joe, so let's get there. All right, fine. He says, yo, did you have sex? I said, yeah. He said, did you rape her? I said, fuck no.
Starting point is 00:43:51 He said, I know. I caught her ass cheating. Her friend snitched on her and now she trying to pull the rape shit. I'm with you a thousand percent. Oh, shut up. I said, look at this male camaraderie. I don't know what type of gone girl shit
Starting point is 00:44:03 you guys got going on here. Hey, y'all know what the hell is happening here in this fucking story, man. That's a wild, that explains a lot about you. No, my therapist said that that's why I have misogynistic jokes and thoughts negatively about women. Really? Did they really say that? No, I'm dead ass. When I actually got kicked out, I had to go to therapy in college.
Starting point is 00:44:26 And she said, that's why I may come off as a misogynistic person. Oh. And probably because you're misogynistic. Well, that too, yeah. Okay. But no, for like a whole week at school, I was the rapist.
Starting point is 00:44:36 It was an interesting time in my life. A turning point for young girls. Well, be very clear. You're kind of still a rapist to me and my friends. Oh, to my friends I went to high school with it's still a running joke yeah when you get caught up and shit like that man that type of shit just never fucking leaves you that's another problem that i have in the universe uh with like some of these legal loopholes that some people just abuse sometimes like because nothing is funny about
Starting point is 00:45:00 broke into a sweat recanting no it's just sorry I would sweat. Nothing is funny about a woman accusing you of rape when you didn't do it. And that's what I was saying with the blurred line and like the whole situation and how it can get crazy
Starting point is 00:45:13 and that's why it makes the other situation so much more worse. I'm sure people are going to take what I'm saying the wrong way but until the
Starting point is 00:45:19 case is closed should someone's name be put out to the public when they're being accused of rape? Or when you're accused of anything Yeah But like rape is like very delicate
Starting point is 00:45:28 That will never go away Like you could be acquitted of robbing a bank And no one's gonna continue to call you They don't care These people don't care not a bit But listen when I was facing that bullshit And the fucking daily news and the times and all And people was in court every motherfucking morning
Starting point is 00:45:42 For two years straight And my lawyer said to the judge Hey yo dogs really can the daily news not shoot the shit like can our business not be all spread out in the paper and the judge said nah i don't understand that why that's like legal and it's irresponsible it is and a point to go against what i'm just saying a woman did tell me that usually if someone's accused of rape more women come out because they feel comfortable now that he was caught yeah so i can see that point but still but what about the people that are innocent and i know they protect the names of the victims what about the men that have been raped huh no that's a real thing i know i'm not
Starting point is 00:46:16 joking but that's a real thing no i know chris brown was abused as a child and that led to a lot of the situations that he goes to and there was a couple other people they were like fucking 12 10 and they joked about it and it's been like like chris bram's abuses yeah like a one older woman like fucking raped him a jace what's your i mean everyone fucked their babysitter at one point yeah but these situations are why these young men is she on instagram let's change topic I don't want to talk about All right let's not What's her Snapchat?
Starting point is 00:46:49 No All right forget it Do you guys want to discuss The XXL freshman cover? Do we have to? I would like to Who's on it? I like my face
Starting point is 00:46:57 The one I saw Was nothing but Jordan faces I actually like it Veteran hate Yes I think the cover is a really good representation of where hip oh my god marissa if you're gonna start fucking sucking your political relationship nobody from the bay is on there actually davis is on there davis you look great uh designer is on there designer number one record on billboard i see you you'd even let me get my hate out little uzi i'm not familiar with you i'm out your demographic but you got a record i really enjoy on there, designing the number one record on Billboard, I see you. You didn't even let me get my hate out. Lil Uzi, Lil Uzi,
Starting point is 00:47:25 I'm not familiar with you. I'm out your demographic, but you got a record I really enjoy and you heating up out there. I see what you're doing. I enjoy that. Lil Yachty.
Starting point is 00:47:32 If you were in front of me, I wouldn't recognize you, but I'm old, baby. It's nothing against you. That's me. Lil Yachty, same to you. I see what you're doing out there.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Your work ethic is amazing. Who else is on this list? Denzel Curry, G Herbo, or Herbo, Lil Dicky, Anderson.Paak, 21 Savage, and Lil Kodak Black. I love Anderson.Paak.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Kodak Black is hard too. Yeah, but he's in jail, so. Yo, Freddie Gibbs is in jail. Is he out of jail? No, that situation is still ongoing. Yo, a lot of rape on this podcast today. They accused Freddie Gibbs. That's a weird segue.
Starting point is 00:48:01 They accused Freddie Gibbs. They accused him of rape. They did. He's They accused Freddie Gibbs. They accused him of rape. They did. He's in jail for rape. He was about to do his show in France about a week ago, I believe. And he was arrested for what a young woman is saying was a rape a year prior in Austria. And they wanted to extradite him to Austria. But they are trying to fight that.
Starting point is 00:48:18 So they delayed the extradition, I believe the word is, a week. And his lawyer, who's also Troy Ave's's lawyer flew out to France this week to go and as long as it's not Max B's lawyer yeah cause that guy smells fucking trash well I hope his lawyer
Starting point is 00:48:30 doesn't advise him to do a freestyle from jail about the rape I'm like how does that like oh shit I forgot about that one
Starting point is 00:48:38 Troy Ave was literally talking about it on the thing he's like I grabbed the gun cause something something like I know that's their angle, but why are you rapping that?
Starting point is 00:48:46 But now wait, let's delve into that just a tad bit and then we're going to shut the fuck up. I'm sure that Troy Ave has hefty legal fees that need to be paid,
Starting point is 00:48:55 so the music has to continue to come out. And that's fine. So, Hovain, I salute you for continuing to build and push that brand even through
Starting point is 00:49:02 all this controversy. That freestyle is probably a bad idea. Probably going to be used against you in court. I'm done telling y'all about bad ideas because I've been telling y'all niggas about bad ideas for over a year and y'all ignore me, which is why y'all where y'all
Starting point is 00:49:18 at. So I don't want to give my good energy to y'all no more because y'all misuse it. Alright, let's be happy again Let's do super songs We pray for Ovein We pray for everybody that we like in that camp Troy Ave
Starting point is 00:49:30 And we still pray for the families The family of Banger Yeah I'll pray for them Yeah word Alright so Okay My turn Alright
Starting point is 00:49:39 Okay She seemed pretty eager I really like this song And I've been getting good feedback from my Snapchat So fuck you guys. Oh, it's already- That's a reliable- That's a reliable fucking gauge.
Starting point is 00:49:52 It's less- Well, it's sleeper because it's new, but- Your shirt is making me dizzy. Is it? It's not a shirt. It's a dress. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Nacho's coming over. Wake up. It's called Liquor Locker by Vic Mensa. What is this? Little Wayne's Cousins? Is this Big Wayne? It's Vic Liquor Locker by Vic Mensa What is this, Lil Wayne's Cousins? Is this Big Wayne? It's Vic Mensa Oh, I like him I like him a lot
Starting point is 00:50:12 I take that back Dwayne Cummins I like this record Featuring Ty Dolla $ign I was gonna say, this sounds like Ty wrote this. Vickman's assigned to where? Jesus Christ. I know he's on Rock Nation.
Starting point is 00:50:42 Oh, Rock Nation. I don't know if he signed as an artist on Rock Nation. I know he's maybe on the management side. Nah, he signed As an artist on Rock Nation I know he's maybe On the management side Nah, Maddie, clip you You always try to rock For like 10 minutes Well, do you want to skip
Starting point is 00:50:49 To Ty's part? You want to hear his part? No, I don't Wait, we should support Ty This is supporting Ty He wrote the shit I don't know if he wrote it You don't know Ty's life
Starting point is 00:50:56 You just said he wrote it I didn't say he wrote it I said he's on it I said it sounds like he wrote it I'm Grammy nominated And my ear tells me he wrote it Probably Shout out to Ty Dolla $ign
Starting point is 00:51:03 So you didn't win? Hell no, I didn't win. I was up against fucking Eminem, Jay-Z, and 50 and Ja Rule. They don't get my little young ass out of here. You were also nominated with Slaughterhouse? No, they did. They did get your ass out of here. No, I won with Slaughterhouse because we piggybacked off of Eminem when he won the best album of the year award.
Starting point is 00:51:18 That's when Lil Wayne and them sat behind me. And that's when Lil Wayne told me that I was an amazing rapper. That's when I took his phone number. That's when I called him. And that's when he cursed me out about thinking that I dissed Drake and Nicki in that blog no it was gutta gutta yeah gutta gutta he think I thought I just got a gutta right blog with fucking uh we're all young money member that you dissed again and then I went and started writing my Lil Wayne diss and then in the shower I thought that would be a
Starting point is 00:51:38 bad idea so we talked and we squashed it and then he did the she don't put it down record and it was great and I was real happy that I didn't get my own way like i normally do wow that was a beautiful story that was great thank you so much it wasn't beautiful so why don't you call him then he doesn't have his current number oh well i'm not gonna call him now because some things are in the works like his health yes oh okay amongst other things yeah i want to pray for wayne i want to i encourage all the entertainers man Fucking Jesus man Would you keep the same drug guy
Starting point is 00:52:07 God damn it Stop fucking finding new people In all these fucking cities Y'all know what these niggas Is putting in they shit I think it's the lean too man That's a real fucking problem Lean is the most overrated
Starting point is 00:52:17 High in the universe It really is though I don't get Lean should be like a chaser To real nigga drugs I don't get why you south niggas Keep bigging it up Cause the red cup look cool
Starting point is 00:52:24 Tell me what I'm missing And I've done mad drugs in my life so I'm open to being a star wrong it's a white cup you're wrong right there well that too I get it I get it but whatever um is there anything happening it's exciting uh game six is coming I'm not even I don't even care I'm going to Oakland on Friday We don't care Marissa We care People care Are you that shook about your
Starting point is 00:52:46 I thought we were in the middle of sleeper songs Yeah Holy shit Oh I'm just going to Mighty got you shook On the first sleeper No I'm going to my guy King Lane's Oh my god
Starting point is 00:52:55 Shocker there I like that song Jesus Christ And it felt really good We bet you do Huh? I bet you do What did you say Rory?
Starting point is 00:53:02 I said I bet you do I think he heard you. I think he was just... Shut the fuck up. Actually, you know what? I won't do that. This is what I will do. Just because this is the mood I'm in.
Starting point is 00:53:15 I wonder how far those... Am I on here? I've just been in a real old school mood anyway. Okay. Back. Is this a sleeper song not at all why not at all most of these kids are recognizing jay-z as beyonce's husband so why wouldn't this be a sleeper song to people that are 22 and 23 years old they probably have no idea what this is do you remember what year this came out just because y'all are knowledgeable don't assume that other people are.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Really, think about it. This is Aaliyah's first single, so this has to be, what, 93, 94? Around there, yeah. Do we think everybody is aware of the good music in 94? Well, then we could go fucking play Thriller. Don't be stupid, boy. Are you really comparing fucking... You know what, man? If that's your standard of just kids haven't heard it.
Starting point is 00:54:05 I also sense the mood I'm in. It just feels good. Listen, if we let Angie play fucking niggas, I could play Back and Forth by Aaliyah. Hey, rest in peace, Aaliyah. For real. Yeah, that was it. You should know it.
Starting point is 00:54:24 You don't need me to tell you the title But you just said that the kids Wouldn't know what it was I said should I said should Is that the Rugrats theme? No, Marissa No
Starting point is 00:54:34 Oh my god I want you to burn that shirt And never wear it I want you to burn your face Oh That was mean I know Hey, it's my song
Starting point is 00:54:43 This ain't your song It's my sleeper pick. What the fuck do you be listening to? This is James Fon LeRoy, Every Man. I love this record. James Fon LeRoy is Rory's bae, along with Bill Burr. Rory got mad baes, along with Louis C.K. Where did...
Starting point is 00:55:01 You just have one that we know of so far. We just be saying shit. Well, yours is Tory Lanez and Drake You have a love-hate relationship with Drake Rory's is Cass Just naming niggas I don't have any I'm just kidding
Starting point is 00:55:14 I was being sarcastic Even Samira looked at you like Oh We all know Why does it sound so weird in my headphones? Alright Rory, we'll get it, man. Kill John this week. No, I won.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Body jaw. Nope. I want to shout out to the Hoboken Police Department. Hoboken, no joking. I've been there all week and I don't want no beef. Why have you been there? Did you just say Hoboken, no joking? It's what I said.
Starting point is 00:55:43 It's exactly why we're getting out of here. That and the elevator is broke. So it takes about an hour to leave this bitch. Yes. And we should skip the first part. Let's go to the second. Where are y'all going? We're going to YG's party.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Oh. Yep. Whose party? YG. Oh. Why is his name? What? Yes.
Starting point is 00:56:00 You know what? Young gangsta. All right. We got to go. Listen, I want to thank. I don't know. I don't want to don't wanna thank Marissa I wanna thank Rory
Starting point is 00:56:08 I wanna thank our live studio audience that we have hello everyone let's get around to the boys can we get some cheers for El, Armani, Sam
Starting point is 00:56:16 I mean Samira well Samira that's Sam and J Bizarro Sam I mean whatever there's like five Sams here and LAE word
Starting point is 00:56:23 and LAE going to get a kale sandwich right now live it in the building my nigga young live it all right it's been great Rory Amani I
Starting point is 00:56:31 want to thank all the people that participated in making a New York show show such an amazing experience I appreciate you all and I want to give
Starting point is 00:56:38 you guys the flowers while you can still smell them and not after you guys are dead and I'm saying something dope at your eulogy okay
Starting point is 00:56:44 what the hell what and not after you guys are dead and I'm saying something dope at your eulogy. Okay. What the hell? What? Bye.

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