The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 7

Episode Date: April 1, 2015

After last week's childhood redemption; Joe, Marisa, & Rory discuss the Summer Jam line up, a weekend full of shots (or lack there of), & Jay-Z's new streaming service "TIDAL". Did Joe close with Alma...? Spoiler alert: No.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, ladies and gentlemen, Joe Budden, Marissa, go ahead. Move it up, son. Word. Yeah. To all the killers and the $100 billers. Billers. For real, because who ain't got no feelings? Feelings.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Check it out. All right. I will name this podcast later. Lucky number seven. We're really moving out there. We are. Aren't the fucking numbers. Time flies when you have to do a podcast every week with Marissa.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Thanks, Joe. And I want to shout out to all the idiots that continue to try to help me figure out a name for the podcast that is already named. Someone asked me this weekend, and he's really a smart guy. He's like, so you guys are just not going to get a name, huh? I'm like, come on. These guys are real fucking dicks. I'm going to need, we have a special co-host today, Rory. For some reason, he's co-hosting.
Starting point is 00:01:00 I have no idea why he's in here. I wasn't playing. I just happened to be sitting in the chair. You were sitting in the chair with You'd be sitting in the chair with headphones on in front of the microphone. Well, that was before. Like you were when I walked in.
Starting point is 00:01:09 I did not have headphones on when you walked in. In my store, you did. Shows how credible you are. They don't know. It's my word against yours. And they're probably going to believe their favorite rapper.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Yeah, so what the fuck? Shows how smart I am. Leveraging my fucking popularity. Oh, hey, come on, Joey. Fix this fucking shit. It's two weeks in a row with your shit. It's probably just feedback.
Starting point is 00:01:31 You guys turn the output on that box. Oh, maybe that's me. All right, I'll turn it down just a second. So, I feel like a lot happened, but because I didn't get any sleep last night.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Oh, me neither. I kind of got to let these guys coast. I got to let the young podcasters cook. Unfortunately, ice cream or chocolate milk. It's chocolate milk. You brought that from home. No,
Starting point is 00:01:56 I bought it from the fucking corner store in a red cup with fucking last night's chocolate milk residue all around the fucking room. You're special. That's what I did. So tell me why you didn't get any sleep. Or I could guess, which would probably be a lot more fun. It's really simple, but feel free to guess. All right. You went out and stalked a rapper.
Starting point is 00:02:17 And he paid you some attention. Nope. And that's definitely one of you guys. Turn your fucking outfits down. It's probably Rory. He paid you some attention. Nope. And that's definitely one of you guys. Turn your fucking outfits down. It's probably Rory. He paid you some attention. You went back to the hotel with
Starting point is 00:02:29 him. Oh my God. No, no, no. The fucking Econo Lodge. Oh, Econo Lodge. Yeah, yeah. Not the hotel. You're not even giving me some, we're on a Z-list rapper? Is that what we're doing here? No, no. I think the Z-list rappers go to the Econo Lounge. Okay. Shit, I think fucking A-list rappers go to the O'Connell Lounge. Okay. Shit, I think fucking A-list rappers have been in the O'Connell Lounge.
Starting point is 00:02:49 I think it's Lodge, O'Connell Lodge. I mean Lodge, that's what I meant. But they've been there before. Okay. So yeah, you went to the O'Connell Lodge. Uh-huh. Got your fucking back broken in. That's disgusting.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Uh-huh. Hell, I'm grossed out. I'm done. I don't want to guess anymore. Yeah, that's not what happened at all. I'm grossed out. I'm done. I don't want to guess anymore. Yeah, that's not what happened at all. I'm grossed out, by the way. I had to be up at five for the morning show today, so that was it. One day I'm going to listen to this morning show to see what your contribution is.
Starting point is 00:03:16 I mean, I just have random spurts here and there. Nothing. Like here. Yep. Except a lot less. But today was important because we announced the Summer Jam lineup. Well, I kind of want to lessen your random outburst here, too. But, I mean, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:03:31 So you guys announced the Summer Jam lineup. Yes. Today, which is a big deal. It's a huge deal. And I was excited because my favorite was on there, and I was responsible for that. And that was really why I didn't get any sleep because I was coordinating that last night. Okay. Well, is this a big deal?
Starting point is 00:03:47 Huge. Summer Jam or that Ty Dolla $ign is on it? Both equally huge. So there's that. How big of a deal is Summer Jam still? I think it should be. It's probably still the biggest. I went last year and it was big.
Starting point is 00:04:04 It was sold out for sure. Yeah. And the unit reunion was really big. I had a lot of fun at Summer Jam. It's 55,000 seats that they fill every year. It's been the longest running concert in over 20 years now. Okay, I'm wording what I'm trying to say wrong because I haven't gotten any sleep. I know they sell out.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Mm-hmm. I know they sell out. I guess I'm questioning the impact today in contrast to what it was. Nobody beefs anymore. So there's no summer jam screen that's dope. And I feel like social media almost takes away from the allure of it. That's what it is. Because back then, whenever back then was, I really hate sounding like a historian all the time,
Starting point is 00:04:50 but back then it almost felt like the world stopped when the lineup was announced, when the concert was taking place, and now it's just more of a New York, Philly, Connecticut, Jersey thing. I mean, people fly out, but I think it's like industry people or. Or the hoes that spend a year flying out. Yeah. Or the people that lived here and moved out of town.
Starting point is 00:05:15 But it means to them what it means to us being here and they come back for it. And then we have to take anything that you have to say about Summer Jam with a grain of salt, right? Because you're biased and you can't be objective. No. I mean, but even before I worked for Hot 97 as a brand, I grew up going to Summer Jam. Well, before you worked for Hot 97 as a brand, you were chasing Dipset around as a 15-year-old. Yep, I was.
Starting point is 00:05:37 And when I saw your 15-year-old picture that you posted on Instagram. It was so adorable. That Flex commented on. You really had no business chasing Dipset around. Oh, that picture. No, no, no. I wasn't 15. I was in adorable. That Flex commented on. You really had no business chasing dips at around. Oh, that picture. No, no, no. I wasn't 15. I was in seventh grade.
Starting point is 00:05:48 I had braces. Same shit. Nope. Total, it's like four year difference. A lot can change in four years. Show me a picture of you at 15 then. Look at Kylie Jenner.
Starting point is 00:05:56 No. Why on earth would I do that? Because I'm saying that's what can change in four years from like her little young ass to... To going to buy some ass? Yep, and all of those things.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Well, you probably should have went to the same person she went to, but whatever. Okay, I'm fucking shit up. And you guys are fucking shit up with all of this feedback. Let's see here. That was the first day I met him. Yo, you look like... I don't want to talk about it. God damn, you look like shit.
Starting point is 00:06:26 You can't make fun of people. I was 15. Don't make fun of a child. Yes, I can. I don't know where you get that. You look like pure shit, Madi. I was really scared. It was just a bad picture.
Starting point is 00:06:37 I'm going to make this the artwork for this week. No! Yes, we have to. We have to. You look very pale. This is March 29th, 2003, the first day I met Joelle Santana, and it changed my little life. You look very pale. Let me see again.
Starting point is 00:06:52 I had Burberry outlined on my flight jacket, and then I had the matching Burberry Tims, but you can't see that. This is not a Burberry jacket. No, no, no. It's a flight jacket. I had the little Burberry fabric. Yeah, but your description might lead people to think that it's Burberry. No, no, no. It's a flight jacket. I had the little Burberry fabric. Yeah, but your description might lead people to think that it's Burberry. No, no, no. Flight jacket.
Starting point is 00:07:09 So you have the fucking flight jacket. You're pale. Your hair's a mess. It was crazy. You look like you got no sleep. Your face is chunky. I wasn't. I was excited that I was going to go see Joel Santana.
Starting point is 00:07:17 There's no makeup. I had black lip liner on. I wish I could show this to the fucking people that you sleep work today. I'm going to make it the artwork. I tweeted it the other day. This picture you tweeted? Yes! You're looking at Twitter right now. It's a huge part of my background and life. Okay, you shouldn't let people know that you're this retarded
Starting point is 00:07:36 though. You shouldn't have tweeted this fucking picture. Jesus. I don't care that I look like shit. I was 15. And the caption says, and this was the photo. I was 15 and freaking out so I was shaking like a leaf. I was 15. And the caption says, and this was the photo. I was 15 and freaking out, so I was shaking like a leaf. I was. You're so corny. Get this over with.
Starting point is 00:07:50 I was shaking like a leaf. So Summer Jam, the Summer Jam lineup was announced. Yep. And I saw it briefly this morning. It's Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon. I'm too tired for your shit today. Kendrick Lamar, Chris Brown. All right, wait, let's Dylon. Dylon. I'm too tired for your shit today. Kendrick Lamar, Chris Brown, Trey Songz. Alright, wait. Let's slow down.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Jesus, you have to go so fast. What about the people listening to this that have no idea who's there? Okay. Shouldn't be many of y'all, by the way. Right. Kendrick Lamar. Yes. That's great. He's the biggest, I would say, arguably.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Chris Brown and Trey Songz. I'm interested to see how much of his new album he performs. Because he is performing this new album places. I see it online, the clips of him performing. Yeah, I wonder how that's going to go. And he's going to have easily the longest set, so. As he should. So he has a long set.
Starting point is 00:08:49 As the headliner. Shout out to Kendrick Lamar. All right, who else we got there? Like I said, Chris and Trey. That's wonderful. The R&B head in me. And I am an R&B head. I love that.
Starting point is 00:09:00 They're billed separately, but I'm assuming they will come together. They're going to come out together and fucking. Big Sean, which Ebro says includes good music. It's not being dubbed as that, but apparently that's what it is. Oh, come on, Ebro. If Ebro don't get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. It's Big Sean, but Kanye and everyone is coming with him. But we just not going to promote it because he said it's a secret.
Starting point is 00:09:25 But I'm going to tell you. Yeah. Ebro. Yeah. Good luck with that. Way to go. Fab and friends. Don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Big Sean. So that's great. Wait. So, so far here. Run this list back again. Kendrick Lamar album just came out. Great. Chris Brown.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Chris Brown album came out in the fall recently. Yeah. Trey Songz. Trey Songz album. It came out. Yeah. It was a few months ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Big Sean album just came out. Album just came out. Loso. Fab and Friends, it says. Yeah. I want to know who these friends are. My guess was Dipset. He was going to bring up.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Those are not his friends. Someone guessed Fetty Wap. Fab hates Dipset He was gonna bring up Those are not his friends Someone guessed Fetty Wap Fab hates Dipset Am I supposed to say that? I'll take that back No he doesn't Yeah someone guessed Fetty Wap I can see Fetty
Starting point is 00:10:16 I'll take that back then But Yeah no I can see Fetty Fab bringing Fetty out Fab's always on top of like What's going on Well half of Fab's friends Are already on there
Starting point is 00:10:23 He'd bring out Chris He should bring out Little. All right, well, listen. He should bring out Lil Mo. Wait, yeah. He's not bringing out Dipsand. I can almost assure you that.
Starting point is 00:10:34 50 brought him out last year. What, who out? Could be reversed. What, who out? 50 brought Fab out last year. They were never enemies. I'm not suggesting they were. I'm saying his friends. Okay, let's move on. Meek Mill. out 50 brought fab out last year they were never enemies i'm not suggesting they were maybe he'll
Starting point is 00:10:45 bring out fifth out bring his friends okay okay let's move on meek mill how is that related to fab and dipstick he was just we're talking about fabulous and friends he moved on i moved on to maybe he'll bring out 50 because 50 brought him out last year oh okay i get it i get it yeah meek mill he probably won't bring 50 out he might he. When you got joints, when you got a classic, you can come out at any time. Someone said, oh, the irony. Fab will probably bring DJ Clue with him this year. I'm like, he probably
Starting point is 00:11:13 definitely won't. And where's irony there? Look up irony. I want you to know what irony means. Alright, who else do we have here? Meek and I'm 99% sure he'll bring Nicky
Starting point is 00:11:27 with him wait is Fab gonna bring you out hell no what am I there's a storm in the house what am I coming out
Starting point is 00:11:35 to do I'm not no I'm cool I'm fine I'll come out and do all my fucking moon music catalog
Starting point is 00:11:40 at Summer Jam yo Summer Jam is a very tedious process like when you have to actually perform there. Well, maybe it's just tedious for me because I hate everybody. Okay. But whatever.
Starting point is 00:11:53 You know what? As you read the list, it sounds much better than it did when I was reading it when I woke up. Well, it's because it's my lovely voice. How does that work? Well, when I was reading it as I woke up, I didn't know Big Sean was bringing Kanye. Whoa. I didn't know
Starting point is 00:12:07 that Meek was bringing Nicki. Kanye could be building pyramids in Egypt that day. It may not be able to show up. I'm almost certain that's what will happen. I think he'll be there. Omarion? You think you like O? Well, I love Omarion.
Starting point is 00:12:23 I just hate the records that other people love him for. That supposed to be record is getting really big. I love it. I like that record. He should reunite B2K on stage. No? I'd be here for it, honestly.
Starting point is 00:12:39 This is why we need to lessen the amount of talking that you do on this podcast. Childish Gambino. Anyone have commentary on him? I liked his album. I want him to dress right. Don't come out. He's an actor. He's weird.
Starting point is 00:12:56 He's a thespian. And most importantly. No, the weirdos have taken over hip hop. Oh, yeah, 100%. For sure. But anyway, and lastly, Ty Dolla Sign and friends. Don't put anyway us. Nope.
Starting point is 00:13:07 We were talking. Yeah, I was interested in this child. Were you? Because you didn't say anything when I announced his name. Okay, so fine. You wanted the world to stop. Because I was reading Peter texted me and asked, is everything good? Like, we couldn't do it without him.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Get the fuck out of here, Peter. You wanted the world to stop so you can announce Ty Dolla Sign and friends. And friends, yep. Who are his friends? Me. Just kidding. But it should friends. And friends, yep. Who are his friends? Me. Just kidding. But it should be. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Why? Because you sucked him off? I did not! Look how fast the rumor starts. Oh my God, you are horrible. Look how fast the rumor starts. Oh gosh, gross. Just that fast.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Yeah, you're horrible. No, I don't know. I wouldn't want to know if you did that. Yeah, and I did not because he's my favorite and I would never want to ruin a relationship like that. It's not funny! That is my favorite and I would never want to ruin a relationship like that So platonic Thanks change three Texas
Starting point is 00:13:58 Look everyone fuck off. I got him on this thing That's a I have a huge issue with women that do that. What? So you are to be credited. Yeah. I mean, let's not discredit Ty's talent because if he was shit, he wouldn't be put on Summer Jam. But we already did that. No, we didn't. Sure we did. No, but I'm just saying I brokered the deal. That's not getting him on Summer Jam.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Yes, it is. Yes, it is. No, it's not. So you did what Kevin Lyles could not do. Definitely. Just kidding. Shout out what Kevin Lyles could not do. Definitely. Just kidding. Shout out to Kevin Lyles. What up?
Starting point is 00:14:29 Women do that a lot. No, we don't. Women take credit for fucking the success of men a lot. Ty is successful because Ty is the most amazing artist ever. In my opinion, I do not fucking argue with me. My mentions, everyone fuck off. Well, they're do not fucking argue with me my mentions everyone fuck off well they're not gonna argue with you they're just gonna let you know
Starting point is 00:14:48 that you totally shitted on Kendrick Lamar two weeks ago I did not shit on him and don't even say that I did I said that I'm not a fan that music is not for me I did not say Kendrick
Starting point is 00:14:57 is not dope as shit he's not talented as fuck I didn't say any of those things he is all of those things he's not for me I prefer to listen to Ty Dolla $ign that's what I like to listen to.
Starting point is 00:15:05 But you're the person, you're the person, you're like, you might as well be the mascot for that person that people like me hate. And that's why you have people in your mentions dissing you. Man.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Not because you said that Kendrick Lamar wasn't dope, because that would be stupid. Everybody knows Kendrick Lamar is dope. Exactly. But when you say, Kendrick is not for me, that type of brain soul food is not for me. That positivity. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:34 That fucking great rapping ability. Yeah, but just because. That classic album. That's not what I look for music to get out of that. That's not what I want from music. Music has a different language to everybody. That's not what I listen to music for. Well, then where do you get your positive things from?
Starting point is 00:15:47 Listening to stuff that's turned up, that I enjoy, that's what makes me happy. I'm asking the things that come from a Kendrick album. Where do you get them from if you don't get them
Starting point is 00:15:55 from music? Positivity like what, then? Because I'm just naturally happy. Never mind. No, go, please. Oh, no, this was great. This was great. Please continue, please. This is wonderful. Yeah, go, please. Oh no, this was great. Please continue, please.
Starting point is 00:16:07 This is wonderful. So from a Kendrick album. Defensive mechanism. It's like, is Kendrick supposed to raise me? I don't understand what you're trying to say. Do I need to get something out of Kendrick's album because I don't necessarily need whatever it is that you're referring to?
Starting point is 00:16:22 No, he's a very like-minded individual that's very talented in creating music, which you would then take in some of that positivity, that knowledge, that way of thinking to put it better into your life. You don't do that from that, which is fine. I'm asking where you would get those good qualities from other people. Just life. I don't understand. So you have it all figured out?
Starting point is 00:16:47 I don't. Is Kendrick going to teach me how to figure it all out? That's basically what you're insinuating. No, I'm insinuating the qualities that come out of it. Kendrick will have it. The qualities that come out of that album. And that was my problem with this when it started. I knew Rory wasn't the best at arguing his points.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Yeah. And he's letting Marissa thug him out of here. No, because it makes no sense. He's basically saying I need to listen to Kendrick to have positive vibes. No, I didn't say that. I asked where you get the qualities from. Life, Rory! I'm a naturally happy person. I don't need to listen to a Kendrick Lamar album to boost my mood.
Starting point is 00:17:17 It might actually do the opposite because I don't want to be thinking all deep while I'm listening to music. A Kendrick album may not necessarily make somebody super happy. Well, that's all I want to be is really happy. I don't need to think deep when I'm listening to music. I Kendrick album may not necessarily make somebody super happy. Well, that's all I want to be is really happy. I don't need to think deep when I'm listening to music. I'll think deep when I read a book. That answered my question. A book. That's all I wanted to know. Great.
Starting point is 00:17:34 What was the last book you read? I knew that was coming. I don't know. So you don't read books? No, I read The Secret last year. Fuck off. Yeah, you're definitely that person that people hate. What do you get from Ty Donaldson's music? It's just turn-up fun music.
Starting point is 00:17:52 It's not deep stuff. I don't think very deep. I didn't ask you what it was not. I asked you what it was. Oh, you with me now? I'm telling you. Who's me now? Out of Ty's music, it's just an enjoyable experience.
Starting point is 00:18:06 It puts me in a good mood. It's about fun shit, sex shit, turn up shit. I like to sing along. I like to learn words and sing like they sing. I have fun in my car. I have fun in my house. It's just a fun time. I like having fun.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Your top five rappers that you enjoy listening to. Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Big Sean, Machine Gun Kelly, and I don't want to... I look for every A$AP project now, but I didn't always. So I'll put them in there. Why do you look for those projects now?
Starting point is 00:18:38 Because now I kind of like them, but I still don't... I wouldn't stand for him. I like his stuff. I like most of the singles he puts out. Okay, so give me the next five after that. That was the iTunes library. No, that's literally my majority of my iTunes. Do they all have to be rappers? Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Because I listen to a lot of singers, too. Rappers. I like J. Cole. Is Ty a rapper? No, he's a singer. I have J. Cole's. Is he a singer of singers, too. Rappers. I like J. Cole. Is Ty a rapper? No, he's a singer. I have J. Cole's... Is he a singer? Yeah, he doesn't rap at all.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Okay, so just throw him in the rapper mix. Okay, even though he's not. So we're going to call him a singer. Yeah, he's 100% a singer. Have you heard him rap anything? I haven't heard him say a word. It's not funny. Wait, by mistake.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Wait a minute. That's not true. I take it back. Okay. I don't want to offend my political connects here. That's why I'm being quiet. By mistake, last year
Starting point is 00:19:51 at South by Southwest. Oh, we were all there together. Can I tell my story, please? Sorry, I got excited. I was in the car with Steph. Shout out to 11-8. And we were going somewhere and she was
Starting point is 00:20:07 playing this music that was making me want to kill myself. That's really not nice. In the car. And as the mixtape played. Probably Beach House 2.
Starting point is 00:20:24 I had no choice but to say, yo, my nigga, who is this person? She knew all the words. Shout out to Steph. She was dancing, jamming, singing along, turned up, and she could not understand
Starting point is 00:20:41 why I had a gun to my head. I don't understand that either. And she said, it's Ty Dolla $ign. And what happened was, by the end of this car ride, I was forced into liking and singing one of these songs. Because it was so stupid and dumb that if you heard it enough you were gonna sing it like the song with like bitches on my dick in the club bitches on my dick in the club bitches on my dick in the club bitches on my dick in the club every time I walk in the club. Every time I walk in the club.
Starting point is 00:21:27 See me when I come in the club. Spending money when I come in the club. Think we got it? Yo, by the time I got out of that car, all I could hear in my head for the next three hours at least was, bitches, I'm a dick in the club.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Bitches, I'm a dick in the club bitches I'm a dick in a club so I have heard a word from Ty Dolla $ign shout out to Ty Dolla $ign Marissa drove me home on Friday and of course that's all we listened to I put on my Ty Dolla $ign playlist which is like all his songs ever on one playlist see why I would never get in a car with Marissa
Starting point is 00:21:59 it was fun though luckily I was drunk yeah well I sang you were there I was drunk Yeah well I sang You were there It was fun You know I might be getting Give me some
Starting point is 00:22:11 Ty Dolla Sign songs That you should download No No no no no Just give me some Of the songs that he sings That plays on the radio Paranoid
Starting point is 00:22:20 Or not I don't listen to the radio Oh Paranoid was dope Yeah Paranoid How does Paranoid go Got two of my listen to the radio Oh Paranoid was dope Yeah Paranoid How does Paranoid go Got two of my bitches in the club Love that song
Starting point is 00:22:29 Okay Love that song Or Nah You gon' run it for these hunnids Girl or Nah This is why I'm not a singer Show me is you really about your money Girl or Nah
Starting point is 00:22:40 I like that song Okay You and Your Friends He just does the hook It's not his song Who is that Chris Brown No that's Wiz Khalifa I like that song. Okay. You and Your Friends. He just does the hook. It's not his song. Who is that? Chris Brown?
Starting point is 00:22:47 No, that's Wiz Khalifa. I got all these things pulled up. Are we crediting Ty Dolla $ign with Chris Brown Loyal? Loyal. He wrote the song. Love that song. You can buy a house off of that song. I give him some credit for that.
Starting point is 00:23:00 That's Ty. He also helped write that Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg song that was a big hit from the Mac and Devin soundtrack a few years ago. Can't think of the name off the top of my head. Was that the one in the video when they were dressed as high school kids? Mm-hmm. Oh. Yeah, that record was in the video. So what we get high.
Starting point is 00:23:16 That one. So what we do. I really like that song. What were you doing at the video? In the area. Oh, you were in the video? No. I might have been, actually. Good shit.
Starting point is 00:23:28 So this guy's a great songwriter. He's an amazing songwriter. He plays almost every single instrument. Marissa, Marissa, Marissa, my nigga. My nigga. I'm just saying. Dog. He's talented.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Someone tried to go on my... Stop caping. Someone said he's trash, which was... Well, someone would be entitled to their opinion. No, you could say you don't like him. Don't say he's trash because the man is fucking talented. I hate when people do that shit. Don't say someone sucks. Say they're not for you.
Starting point is 00:23:52 This guy doesn't suck. I cannot play a single instrument, let alone all of them. I cannot make a beat. He can make a beat. I cannot write a song unless I'm, you know, not even row for the day. Put a little 16 out there. I'm just waiting for you to be finished caping, to be honest with you. I'm not caping. I'm, you know, not even row for the day. Then, I mean, put a little 16 out there. I'm just waiting for you
Starting point is 00:24:06 to be finished caping, to be honest with you. I'm not caping. I'm just making my point clear. Was Ty the last name on Summer Jam? So we can move on from that?
Starting point is 00:24:13 Yeah, that was, yeah. The casual fan doesn't care enough to go that in detail about their description of an artist. Yeah, but I'm not a casual fan.
Starting point is 00:24:24 I'm a huge fan. I'm not a casual fan. I'm a huge fan. I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the people that say he's trash. That's their way of saying, I don't fuck with him. He's whack to me. You just got to put it to me at the end of all these things. Like kind of how I just said I wouldn't listen to that mixtape at all. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:41 But I would never say that he's fucking trash. Clearly, he's an amazing at all. Yeah. But I would never say that he's fucking trash. Clearly, he's an amazing songwriter. Yep. Those are, some of those songs are, actually, a lot of those songs
Starting point is 00:24:50 are pretty amazing that you just named. And they perform really well. They do. I just can't get in my car like you get in your fucking Mercury and start fucking, like,
Starting point is 00:24:59 no. Mercury Milan music. Yeah, I can't do it. So anyway, okay, so that's the Summer Jam lineup. That is.
Starting point is 00:25:05 And then the festival stage is B.O.B., Tiana Taylor, Travis Scott, Dej Loaf. Yeah. Travis Scott will turn that parking lot upside down. Yeah, that'll be very dope. He puts on a very good show. I'm surprised there was no Young Thug or Migos on the main stage. We discussed. That would make a lot of sense.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Yeah, well, Migos doesn't have that many records. It translates very weird in a stadium, and they would do better as... Look, this was the conversation that was happening. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is not coming from me. Time out, time out, time out. So where do you put...
Starting point is 00:25:37 Okay, look. Time out for a second. Hold on, listen to me. As the night goes on, the sets get longer. Where do you put someone that only has a couple of big hits? You can't put them in the beginning, which is where they would likely need to go because of just the level of celebrity compared to the other artists and the other catalog of hits that the other artists have. And if you put them at the end, I mean in the beginning where they would usually go, there'd be six people in the audience because no one gets their summer jam on time. And they're going to be performing fight night and everyone's going to be like randomly looking at them because no you can't turn up in a little situation like that
Starting point is 00:26:05 so they make much better as surprise guests and don't know if they will be but they will make it'll just be a lot more turned up situation that way tell me the reason what the discussion was one more time as to why I just told it they don't have enough records to do a whole set
Starting point is 00:26:21 a long set and they don't make sense at the beginning if they would do a 3-4 song set. Why not? Because there's going to be no one in the stadium and those are turn-up people. You want a stadium full of people doing Fight Night. Two years ago, J. Cole was an early actor. They do Wiz Khalifa early often too, which I
Starting point is 00:26:38 find very strange. So I don't really get that logic. Miguel was early too. Which I was upset about because I wanted a whole Miguel. He's not really a turnip. He brought out Mariah Carey
Starting point is 00:26:48 when the sun was out and no one was there. Yeah, well, that was his fault. No, it was your fault. It was Hot 97's fault. It's not his fault for putting on
Starting point is 00:26:57 an amazing show. He was slotted wrong. I don't do any of that. How many, how many, and I don't think Young Thug is a fan of New York. Who?
Starting point is 00:27:07 Their album's doing great. Oh, Ray Shmurda? They have like four singles on the radio. Don't know. They didn't come up in combo today. J. Cole... Dang, I ain't got no type. Might have been kind of stupid.
Starting point is 00:27:17 But again, let's not leave out the possibility of a surprise guest. That would make a lot of sense. Cole, Rocky, don't know what happened with those. J. Cole's on tour, I believe, so that probably wouldn't have made sense unless he rerouted.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Every artist is on tour, though. How many songs does Migos have? Like hits? Fight Night, Versace. I feel like there was one in between that. There's more.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Just not the one that I remember. She won't be afraid no more. She won't be afraid no more. Is that Migos? That doesn't sound like a Migos song. They usually go, that didn't sound like that. No, that's Migos.
Starting point is 00:27:58 I'm not a PlayStation. That's the memorable bar from that. What was for me? Please don't try to run game on me I'm not a PlayStation No what came between Versace and Fight Night There was definitely a big one I can just look at my phone right now Cause yes I do have Migos songs in my phone
Starting point is 00:28:18 The John Ty Dolla $ign I got a few of his songs I'm just too old I'm not these people's target audience with these records. That's fine. Yeah, Freak No More. Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana.
Starting point is 00:28:31 That was what I was thinking. There's one more, though, I think. That's four records. Yeah, but that's the beginning. That's four hit records. Big hits. I know. I get it.
Starting point is 00:28:42 But I'm just saying, still at the beginning, it wouldn't make sense. And then you need more than four. Four than records could carry a whole set at summer gym And put in some two fillers. Okay. Look, I know you can get them niggas 25 minutes I don't do I don't make this yeah, but you were clearly in the meeting when this was being argued No, I wasn't I was here today after we announced the lineup and we were all like hey How come we didn't add blah blah blah. She was too busy brokering Oh my god Fuck off. I want to hear more about blah. She was too busy brokering. Oh, my God. Fuck off.
Starting point is 00:29:06 I want to hear more about that. It was pretty simple. Let me hear it. What was the deal? What was the percentage rate? No, it had nothing to do with money. I meant like I text Ibra on Friday and I was like, yo, if we don't put Ty Dolla $ign on Summer Jam, I'm going to quit everything. And he said, LOL, you really go hard for this guy.
Starting point is 00:29:23 And I said, LOL. Well, yeah, he has an album coming out. He makes sense on the lineup. He has a lot of hit records on his own. He had the biggest song of 2014 with Paranoid. And he only came out as a guest on Mustard's set. And blah, blah, blah, blah. He could do Hooks alone with his set and this, that, and the third.
Starting point is 00:29:37 And then Ebro was like, word, well, get me his contact then. And I'm like, word. And then he hit me last night and was like, yo, hit Ty and see if he's available June 7th and I was like okay well I guess I gave you use contact for nothing what you're exposing now is that Ebro does not have the main stage lineup ready before an hour before announcing it it doesn't matter
Starting point is 00:29:54 shit comes together there's probably still going to be more coming on well yeah obviously I mean that's how that works it's a huge show is he supposed to have it done 8 months ago when we don't know who's hot right now well let's be clear Ebro I'm almost how that works. It's a huge show. Is he supposed to have it done eight months ago and we don't know who's hot right now? Well, let's be clear.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Ebro, I'm almost positive, could have gotten in touch with Ty Dolla $ign. He did. He was doing me the, I guess, like, I don't want to say the favor
Starting point is 00:30:17 of being able to have that pleasure. Well, I'll say it. He was doing you the favor. Yeah, of course Ebro could hit Ty Dolla. It's Ebro.
Starting point is 00:30:24 I'm not saying, like, I made the world go round, but I got to do it and I felt very cool about it was doing you the favor. Yeah, of course Ebro could hit Ty Dock. It's Ebro. I'm not saying I made the world go round, but I got to do it, and I felt very cool about it. But you did stand. And I put the bug in his ear, and I felt cool. He might have already had that bug in his ear. Maybe that drove it home. But you did stand, and you got your guy on there. I did, and I'm very fucking happy about it. Because less about him, more about me just fucking, I can't wait to watch the show and jump up and down and sing every word.
Starting point is 00:30:44 That's really what I'm excited about. I'm happy you have your moment. Yeah. I'm pretty excited. What else happened this week? How was your date with Alma? Yeah. Don't try to get in my fucking business here.
Starting point is 00:31:00 So do you want to go to that or do you want to go to our night out together as a crew? What was that, Friday? Who had a night out together? We did. The crew right here. The squad. We went out.
Starting point is 00:31:11 I got cursed. Oh, we did. We did. I got cursed really bad. Yeah, you can get into that. I'm telling that my normal self today. I haven't gotten the adequate amount of sleep. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:22 I have a nap scheduled in for later. Yeah, we all went out. We don't care about your nap schedule. We went to the club, and I shot my shot, and it didn't make the basket, and then... Oh, that's when the home...
Starting point is 00:31:34 Oh, my God. Now I remember. I can totally forget about all this. Now I remember. Okay, okay. I got it, I got it. Watching the fucking Instagram video. So Friday night,
Starting point is 00:31:43 Friday night, I had a gig in Astoria and I'm always in Astoria anyway but this was in like a different part of Astoria and I went
Starting point is 00:31:52 and it was a pretty cool club really nice surprisingly they clearly spent a lot of money on the club it was a great club
Starting point is 00:31:59 a lot of white people but like they were partying like they were partying. Like, they were going super hard in here. Now, I love parties that are full of white people that are going super hard. Those are always the best parties ever.
Starting point is 00:32:17 So, we were there. Well, no, I was there. Marissa came with me. Yep. And the night is going on, and Marissa's getting drunk, and I'm taking a bunch of pictures that I don't want to take with people. You so low. And who walks in the club?
Starting point is 00:32:31 You guessed it. Rory? Rory Dog, a.k.a. Muddy Wap, a.k.a. Petty Wap, a.k.a. Roar Dog. Thank you for that introduction. Now, would you like to tell us about your entrance, or would you like me to tell it?
Starting point is 00:32:53 You're going to embellish and lie. No need to embellish on this one. All I did was walk in, and I sat down. Poured myself some vodka and I don't even drink vodka so I knew the night was going to go left. And that was it. Were you alone? I don't think you were.
Starting point is 00:33:14 I came with a friend. A friend. He came with a friend. Who Marissa asked if she was a stripper. That was the first thing she said to me. That was the vibes I was getting. Yeah, because she looked like a stripper. That was the first thing she said to me. That was the vibes I was getting. Yeah, because she looked like a stripper. That was a stripper outfit.
Starting point is 00:33:28 The outfit said stripper. I didn't notice that until the end of the night, by the way. And the face piercings threw me off. The face has piercings. I know, but she had like lip and like. But she looked good with them. Yeah. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:33:43 So anyway. My nose ring is cute. Do you want to continue to tell? Oh, you want to? So you're lying. How am I lying? So you just walked in with a friend and sat down and poured vodka, and that was it.
Starting point is 00:34:00 And poured vodka, by the way. Then I watched you perform Pump It Up with five white bitches on stage and fire which I never do but around white people fire is amazing and you had your
Starting point is 00:34:09 Pump It Up jacket on which made it amazing which I did which Alma asked about is this your Pump It Up jacket but all for that yeah so then you just watched me do
Starting point is 00:34:20 Pump It Up fire as you don't put it down NBA and then we left that was it that's your story you sticking to it that's it yeah my story's and then we left. That was it. That's your story. You stick it to it. That's it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:26 My story's much different than that. You're an embellisher, so. Well, we could have Marissa tell it. Marissa's opinion isn't always focused. So Rory comes in skipping, which I thought was a little weird. And skipping. Which I thought was a little weird. He came in skipping, frolicking. Frolicking, yes.
Starting point is 00:34:53 I would agree with that. He was frolicking with cargo in hand. Cargo in tow. Now, I couldn't see this cargo from where I was standing. But Rory looked unusually happy. In love, even. This is so embellished. So you didn't look happy?
Starting point is 00:35:16 She said in love. Yeah, I was happy. It was a Friday night. So you're just happy every Friday. I've been with you on multiple Friday nights and you've never looked that happy. You're cute. That was like, like, it was like a boyish happy.
Starting point is 00:35:34 He was like holding her knee when they sat down. No, I wasn't. Yes, you were. I was sitting right next to you. He was holding her knee. He was putting his arm around her. No. Tending to her knee. Now you're fucking lying around her. No. Tending to her knee.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Now you're fucking lying. No. We're getting Rory in trouble. We're getting Rory in trouble. I am not lying. He's in the middle of it. Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Just for the record.
Starting point is 00:35:58 You know, I always think it's funny because I get in trouble this same way. I come on this podcast. I start telling all my business. All my bitches be listening. And then they fucking question me all week about stuff that I'm sharing to this same way. I come on this podcast, I start telling all my business, all my bitches be listening, and then they fucking question me all week about stuff that I'm sharing to the podcast people. And then I gotta lie and say,
Starting point is 00:36:11 boo, come on, that's just podcast talk, girl. I'm just gotta entertain the listeners. That's how I had to hit my baby. I'm definitely gonna be like, yo, you know how Joe is? Yeah. Yo, you know,
Starting point is 00:36:25 I would never do nothing wild like that to you my baby. I'm definitely going to be like, yo, you know how Joe is. Yeah. Yo, you know, I would never do nothing wild like that to you, ma. Yo, that don't even sound like it would happen. Come on, you wild. I didn't even know you would be listening, but now that I know,
Starting point is 00:36:35 I ain't going to be wild like that no more. It works every time. Thank you for ruining my way out now. It works like a charm. I know so many of my bitches be listening to this shit. Well, I don't have really any hoes to listen to mine.
Starting point is 00:36:52 I would think that these fucking bitches would have jobs and shit. Yeah, well, you could play the podcast. You can play the podcast anytime. Oh, I would think that these people have jobs that They were obligated to actually do some shit outside of tweet and just listen to fucking podcast all fucking day But I forgot that my little new boo thing It's never been my boo thing Let me not say that. I'm gonna guess it You and Omar making up for some time who's that?
Starting point is 00:37:22 I don't know what and I want to my own some of my You and Omar are making up for some time. Who's Omar? I didn't even know Omar. You said Omar. And I wasn't talking about Omar. I was talking about my, what's the word I'm looking for? I can't think of the word. I haven't got it. But my good girl boo. Yeah, that's a good name. My good girl boo. Who went on vacation with her girl.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Shout out to- Is that what she told you? Shout out to good girl boo and our girls. She's out with all her girls? It was out there being good girls. Of course. Because that's what happens when we get in. Definitely.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Not fucking guys. Not meeting guys. Not doing anything bad. I've had vacations like that. Why are you looking at me like that? I just want to shout out to my Good Girl Boo and all of her friends who held her down while she was thinking about me. All right. Let's reel it in.
Starting point is 00:38:09 So, yeah, she was out. She fucking listened to the podcast. I was taken aback. I was like, oh, fuck. I really got to start watching you guys here. Yeah. She threw in a word that I said or something I said on the podcast. She threw it.
Starting point is 00:38:23 She subtly threw it in on the text. And I was like, oh, smooth move there. You've started a petty wop revolution from the podcast, by the way, on Twitter. Everyone's petty next door on Twitter now. Petty next door and petty wop. As we should be. As we should. We should all be petty next door.
Starting point is 00:38:42 She started a band. So then, all right, so that was Friday. All right, so let me rewind because I don't want to ruin anyone's political connects. Rory came in the club alone. Yep, with nobody. And he sat down and poured himself and only himself some vodka. No girl that was with him in a stripper outfit. And piercing to their face.
Starting point is 00:39:02 And piercing to their face. This girl doesn't exist and if she does exist she certainly wasn't there with Rory nope
Starting point is 00:39:08 so that is me and Marissa's mistake Rory's other bitches so then we fucking perform
Starting point is 00:39:17 well I perform these guys I put a bunch of white bitches on stage with me white bitches love my old song
Starting point is 00:39:24 yes fucking pump it up Joe and pump bunch of white bitches on stage with me white bitches love my old fucking rocket so they were overly horny I curved them all we left but I think Marissa got inspired by seeing all of these white girls on stage trying to fucking quarterback that pussy and she sat there and said to herself no this is what happened well no she was in no no i'm telling my story okay not you you tell your version she saw all the white bitches trying to quarterback that pussy to me on stage right then she saw rory with the invisible girl in the stripper outfit with the piercings who wasn't there because she wasn't there and marissa said to herself, I'm gonna
Starting point is 00:40:06 have to shoot my shot. So, Marissa went to shoot that fucking shot. I did. And she tweeted it. She said, I'm gonna shoot my shot. She's such a
Starting point is 00:40:23 loser. Maybe you'll see it and be excited loser. This guy doesn't even. Maybe he'll see it and be excited. Yeah, like this guy. No, he doesn't follow me. I know, which makes you even more of a loser. That wasn't for him. That was for my Twitter followers who encouraged me.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Your Twitter followers, did they encourage you? They did. They said, fuck it. You only got one shot. Shoot it. Oh, man. Well, first of all. They scared me wrong.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Well, first of all, let me correct Marissa's Twitter followers. Okay. She clearly had more than one shot. Because, boy, did she keep on shooting. No. Okay, look. First of all. What's your password to your phone?
Starting point is 00:40:56 Don't have one. So, first of all. Fuck. Yes. So, first of all, I did this from the studio first because we were in his city. So, I was like, oh, let me just see. Now, mind you, me and him used to mess around a lot around Christmas time. We fell out.
Starting point is 00:41:09 See, time out. Stop. Me and him used to mess around a lot around Christmas time. You got to learn how to interpret the things that I'm awake. Okay. Oh, I'm awake now, baby. You got to learn how to interpret the bulls. It did not include sex.
Starting point is 00:41:22 It did not include sex. Listen, we both can't talk at the same time. I will let you speak. You should let me speak. That is how people sex. We both can't talk at the same time. I will let you speak. You should let me speak. That is how people can... You're gonna lie. Oh, duh. Actually, no, I'm not gonna lie. This is how... You gotta learn how to interpret the things that women say. And because I'm 34 years of age, going on
Starting point is 00:41:35 35, and I've got a little bit of experience in this, when women say me and him used to mess around a lot, the guy just fucked her No He just fucked her whenever he wanted to That is exactly what
Starting point is 00:41:52 Let me tell you what Me and him used to mess around a lot means That means I was on his dick And he fucked me when he felt like fucking me Nope That is 100% what that means No, this epidemic needs to change
Starting point is 00:42:03 No, can we I'm sick of the I used to talk to him girl. Yeah. When we didn't talk, you just sucked my dick. Anyway, so we never had sex back then. He slept over my apartment a bunch of times. We went out to eat. We were going on dates and shit.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is called a qualification. This is what's happening right now. She's qualifying to let you know that by the time she gave him the pussy, it was okay because he had did all this. He did so much. He deserved this. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:42:27 He had spent the night with me a million times. He didn't touch me. I didn't give him anything. I was such a strong girl. Get this bullshit the fuck out of here. The reason is because
Starting point is 00:42:34 I didn't want to deal with him really because he's from New York and I just don't want to ever deal with guys So you didn't fuck this. At first. How tall is this guy? Six foot fucking seven?
Starting point is 00:42:42 No. Okay, let's not give details here because that's not okay. Let's not. Well, we gave work. All right, my bad. Time out. I got to apologize.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Neither of these people exist. So this guy is not mad tall and light-skinned with tattoos. Thank you. It's not. He's not. I don't even know where I get this from. He's not from New York. So hypothetically, this guy is not You know all these things
Starting point is 00:43:06 Spend the night at your house Mad times Mad times but okay First of all your house ain't even like My house You didn't even own a bit of my house son There's a reason You were outside
Starting point is 00:43:13 That's my point Okay so anyway He spent a bunch of time We went out to eat He met my friends We were kicking it I was trying not to fuck Oh so this was your boyfriend
Starting point is 00:43:21 This was my boo I was trying not to fuck Because I didn't want to get open and I knew I would and I know he runs around New York. I don't know what he does in New York and I really didn't want to be another one of them bitches. So you do know what he does in New York? Probably. He's fucking six foot five light skin with tattoos.
Starting point is 00:43:36 What wouldn't he be doing? See, look how fast you catch women in their lives. I didn't want to fuck him because I didn't want to get open and he's running around and I don't know what he's doing, but I know he's
Starting point is 00:43:52 fucking mad bitches. I can assume. And I didn't want to be one to the added another one to the list, right? Yeah. Then I eventually gave in because duh. Okay. And then we were so cool. But it was fine because by this point
Starting point is 00:44:06 y'all had a title. Shut up. No, no, no, no. I'm just saying. I'm not being extra. I'm going off the things that you are saying. No.
Starting point is 00:44:12 You are saying to me. We agree that we liked each other. Time out. When Tahiri spent the night at my house mad times without fucking which never happened but if she did
Starting point is 00:44:20 and when she met my parents and when she met all of my friends. I met his cousins. And when we went to the movies, and when we went on dinner dates, that was my girlfriend. Okay. Yeah. That's Tahiri. So you did all these things.
Starting point is 00:44:38 We did all those things, but- And you were still nothing to him. It was only over the course of two months. So that means y'all spent a lot of time together. We did spend a good amount of time together. But you were still nothing. And then- Oh only over the course of two months. So that means y'all spent a lot of time together. We did spend a good amount of time together. But you were still nothing. And then. Oh, you played the game all wrong.
Starting point is 00:44:48 No. Oh, man. She played the game wrong, Joey. No, I did not. No, you played the game wrong. Oh, my Jesus. You were nothing still. Yeah, well, it wasn't like we were.
Starting point is 00:44:56 What are we going to be in two months? Shit. I'm not. No. Okay, so let's fast forward. So then you fucked him because you knew that all your all your behavior
Starting point is 00:45:07 prior to that was a facade and it wasn't really you all of this no because I was attracted to him and I liked him let me get to basics
Starting point is 00:45:13 oh my god a woman can't want to have sex with somebody because she likes them and she's attracted to them what do I have to do no they can't
Starting point is 00:45:19 why okay great so anyway eventually eventually we fall out no no no I am, no, no. I am not finished. You can't over-talk me on my fucking podcast.
Starting point is 00:45:29 Okay. He's going to make shit up. No, I'm not. I'm only getting what I'm saying from the things that you are saying. Okay. So eventually we fucked him and got rid of the whole, I don't want to like him too much. He's a really good guy.
Starting point is 00:45:45 We're just going to date and just go out. I'm not going to do anything. Eventually that went out the window. Yeah, well. Who initiated the first move? He did. And I couldn't resist it. Is that the first time that he's initiated a move?
Starting point is 00:46:03 No, he initiated the first night, the second night. So he's trying to get in those drawers for some reason. Every time he's been by those drawers. But these other times, you were strong. Yeah, because I didn't want to fucking get open. And I know I would. And then I'd be stalking his social media. I don't have the time for that shit.
Starting point is 00:46:21 I knew he looks like he would drive me crazy. And he did. Everybody's representative shows up for the time for that shit. I knew he looks like he would drive me crazy and he did. And I just, you know, everybody's representative shows up for the first couple of months. I didn't know him yet. Okay. All of that's great. Like women sure do know how to say the right things.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Anyway, listen, then he put the infamous first move on you. Yeah. Now, let's pretend that I'm someone that needs help with the first move. What was this move that you, air quotations,
Starting point is 00:46:55 couldn't resist even though you resisted at mad times? What was this move? Well, ew, this is gross. We had started kissing, and then he just, you know, ate the vagine really good, so I couldn't stop. So that was that.
Starting point is 00:47:12 And there we are. So what were these moves? Was this the move that you resisted all these other times? Well, he didn't do that before, no. We would just kiss, and then he would, like, go to try to touch, and I'd be like, no. And then he was cool, and he'd be like, okay. Oh, like a 14-year-old. See why I don't deal with women like you no no no no punch him in the face like not the kiss should definitely progress why if I
Starting point is 00:47:33 kiss no you sound crazy no can't kiss people can't make out no okay that doesn't even make sense and I feel like Rory it makes all the sense in the world why are we no no no no hold no, no, no. Hold up. Let's establish some kissing rules here. This is important. I'm so glad that you woke me up with this conversation. I was a little upset with the way the beginning of this podcast was going. But I'm all into it now.
Starting point is 00:47:56 This is wonderful. We might even chop the beginning of this shit off and start somewhere different. Now, kissing. Clearly, you are all right with just kissing a nigga you want to fuck. A guy that I like. Can we put it like that? There's a difference. No, there's not.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Yes, there is. There's a guy that I would fuck that I would never want to be with or whatever. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't convolute it with who you would want to be with and who you would not want to be with. Yes, we do. No, that's what it is. I'll kiss you if I actually like you, think I might have feelings for you. No, we said somebody you like and somebody you want to fuck.
Starting point is 00:48:29 You added the third option, I want to be with somebody, and that's not what we're talking about. All right, well, leave that out alone, but there's someone I like and there's someone I fuck. I'm not fucking kissing somebody that I just want to fuck.
Starting point is 00:48:37 I'm kissing somebody that I like. I liked him. I still do. Okay, time out. Damn, now you caping, and I still like you. I blocked him on my phone and I blocked him on Twitter. And I still, yo out. Damn, now you caping. And I still like you. Even though I blocked him on my phone and I blocked him on Twitter. And I still, yo, my nigga, if you listening, I still feel this way about you.
Starting point is 00:48:52 What a fucking loser. He needs to get his shit together. So, okay, for me, the women that I stick my tongue in their mouth and exchange bodily fluids and saliva with, typically the way that I like them, they like me back. And with that said, normally if I want to fuck them, they want to fuck me back. And I did. So if I'm kissing, because mind you, I got at least 475 other moves to fuck this bitch before I get to. Whoa, I might have to kiss her.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Well, he just likes kissing. I got, actually. He would like grab my face in the car and kiss me. Time out. This man, whoever he is. Oh, I miss him now. Has already broken two of Joe Budden's like cardinal fucking rules. He not only tongue kissed
Starting point is 00:50:05 but then proceeded to eat the fucking toto of a woman that we can assume he didn't want very much to do with or a woman that
Starting point is 00:50:22 he didn't match her like, her level of like. We can say that. Yeah, but I think it's just where he's at with all his shit that he's doing. He's not going to match any bitch's level of like, which is fine. That's why shit got crazy. All right, so I went off on a tangent here. This was great. This is fucking great radio.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Now Marissa's crying on the fucking podcast oh buddy poor girl okay I really liked it so you know why we fell out I don't really
Starting point is 00:50:53 I really don't want to put his business out there of course we're not going to put anybody's business out there so that it got messy really like
Starting point is 00:50:59 with some other shit it went from zero to five yeah and then we didn't talk for about a month then we got back in contact but it started kind of just being on some sex shit. And then for a month now, he'll, like, text me every couple of days, like, yo, where you at? Let's kick it.
Starting point is 00:51:11 And I'm like, all right. And then he disappears. And then Joey put me on the game the other day and said it's because I'm, like, the ninth option. And he's texting everyone at the same time. I know. I didn't say the ninth option. Why are you giving away games? I said because Marissa was—and you know what? This say the ninth option Why are you giving away games? I said
Starting point is 00:51:25 Because Marissa would And you know what this is the problem with me I have a lot of platonic women friends So sometimes like The line of being a friend and being a guy They get blurred I needed to hear that though because I was really confused So Marissa came to me and she said
Starting point is 00:51:41 Like she really sounded lost She really sounded like She has been trying to figure it out and couldn't figure it out. She said, well, explain. Well, actually, I was talking about something. That's how it came up. I was talking about a bitch that I was ignoring. Yeah. Like, oh, this bitch keeps texting me.
Starting point is 00:52:00 I'm good, my nigga. Like, get the fuck out of here. I'm not texting you back or whatever. And you were like, maybe you can help me. I, like, this guy. He texts, and it's he texting me. That's the craziest part. He, see, you can even hear the angst in her fucking voice now.
Starting point is 00:52:18 She still doesn't really understand. I get it. So this guy, he texts me, and I hit back, and we will make a plan, and then I will never hear from him again. And the way she said it, I heard an echo on her again. Again, again, again. That's not funny. She's not laughing at all. Yeah, she's texting him right now.
Starting point is 00:52:42 You fucking stupid bitch. No, I blocked him because I probably would give in if he tried to text me again. Because at this point, after a couple of weeks of that, it got to the point where now I just want to prove to the universe, like, what the fuck? I'm going to chill with him. And then I thought about it. I'm like, maybe the universe doesn't want us to hang out. Maybe there's something wrong here. So then I let Marissa know that.
Starting point is 00:53:03 What's happening is he has now put you in the ninth inning. So he'll hit you and 70 other bitches at around 430 in the afternoon and say, yo, what's good? It's me, my nigga. And then we have to see who replies and see who does not. And what happens is because he's an attractive guy, bitches are replying. So while you're replying, mad bitches are replying. So you just kind of get lost in the mix. And then you're done.
Starting point is 00:53:40 You're done, though. Which reminds me, I've got gotta cancel this fucking plan on me with this chick yeah so I tried I tried for the last even after Joey put me on a game I tried one more time
Starting point is 00:53:50 because we were in his city and he was like nah I'm going to the club and then we I tried him again later I'm like are you back from the club yet
Starting point is 00:53:59 god damn I know I was a little annoying yo you are that girl and then she proceeded to watch the same Instagram video
Starting point is 00:54:08 no no no this is crazy he didn't reply and then I just watched his Instagram video the Instagram video of him being out of the club
Starting point is 00:54:14 getting food getting food yeah not caring not caring at all and replying back to comments on his Instagram
Starting point is 00:54:21 wow so at that point I was like fuck this and I blocked him on Twitter, and I blocked him from my phone. And the saddest part about- Such a strong woman. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:30 You really showed him. Mostly so that I don't give in. That was really what that was. Like, you can't just go unblock him. I know, but I'm just hoping that it'll do something for me. I don't know what. The saddest part about that whole shit is while he was Instagramming his whereabouts, well, number one, he wasn't trying to hide his whereabouts at all.
Starting point is 00:54:50 At all. And that's kind of what lets you know you're ninth inning pussy. It's fine. Because typically if I'm not answering a text and I actually care about my lie or my lack of information to somebody, I'm not tweeting or Instagramming. This nigga was just free. Hey, I'm over here. All up.
Starting point is 00:55:10 What's goody? Get at me. I'm right here. One, two, five. Yo, pull up. Pull up on the nigga right here. Everybody pump a wrist up. My phone is fully charged.
Starting point is 00:55:25 I'm replying back quick. Wait, my phone is fully charged. Oh, Marnie, come here, baby. You guys are funny. Oh, man. So, wait. I didn't even get to the funny part. The sad part about that whole thing is it didn't even seem like he was with a girl
Starting point is 00:55:46 No he wasn't That was always our gripe though Even when we were like really talking I'd be like yo let's chill now He'd be like yo I'm with my boys And he legit like he really cared about Hanging out with his boys Well he's in that stage of life
Starting point is 00:55:58 Men go through that Yeah What stage is that? The stage where you Just cause he's not a fucking thot like you that? The stage where you... Just because he's not a fucking thot like you, Lori. Where you mob out.
Starting point is 00:56:08 The stage when you fucking meet a girl that you don't ever want to bring around your boys. Oh, oh. I thought we were talking about...
Starting point is 00:56:14 That's not... Yeah, yeah. And he did bring me around his boys a lot and his cousins and his family and shit. Where were you guys? We were in their crib,
Starting point is 00:56:21 his crib, at the club. That's kind of what I'm saying. So where else would you bring you someone around your friends? The club that night. Yeah, well, I've gone to the club with him. I've gone to the club.
Starting point is 00:56:34 You ain't never been to the fish park. No, let me stop because Monty's really getting sensitive about the crying shit, so I'm sorry. I apologize. I take it back. Whatever. I take it all back. Oh, man. No, now we got to get on Rory.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Back to you, Rory. Oh, man. So Monty takes this nigga to about six in the fucking morning until I had enough. And her and Monty and Rory and some invisible girl at Rory's where they had to get the fuck out of my crib and go on wherever they were. I mean, just Rory and Marissa.
Starting point is 00:57:05 I'm sorry. So that was Friday. On these podcasts, stories take a really long time. That's probably my fault. Because you're an embellisher. They be so funny to me, man. So that was Friday. Well, Rosenberg's not here.
Starting point is 00:57:18 We can do two hours. We don't care about fucking Rosenberg. No, I got a meeting at 2.15. Rosenberg is fucking going to prepare for his fucking, you know, he was at WrestleMania or some shit. I know.
Starting point is 00:57:27 Or he was watching it or he was at Monday Night Raw. He was at like eight different wrestling events. Now he's all amped and wants to fucking
Starting point is 00:57:33 fight combat Jack. Oh God, we're going to get attacked this Saturday. Charlamagne, turn your location on. Oh, Rosenberg. I really, listen, I have to apologize. I really
Starting point is 00:57:45 listen I have to apologize I really hope that other people find me as funny as I do like
Starting point is 00:57:50 that was really you know you used to watch like Rocky or some shit and get really amped
Starting point is 00:57:58 and want to go fight someone I can see Rosenberg watching Wrestlemania fucking 97 or whatever number it was looking up at the ring like
Starting point is 00:58:07 I could do that yeah shout out to all you Wrestlemania fans I heard don't you dare say that don't you just shut up just you fucking shut your mouth shout out to all you WrestleMania fans out there.
Starting point is 00:58:28 You guys, it was 100,000 of you at that fucking match. And I don't watch it, but I hear that it exceeded everyone's expectations and everyone was really pleased. That's number one. So I want to shout out you guys because that was a really big deal, that's one, two, Rory, one day on Twitter, because I don't watch wrestling at all, I haven't watched wrestling in a billion years, and one day, just, you know, just as fucking rigmarole, I decided to say, it was a Monday night, and my whole timeline was tweeting about wrestling. And I said, a lot of you fucking grown-ass men watch wrestling. I didn't know we still did that.
Starting point is 00:59:20 Oh, why did I say that? They learned me a good one there. He said, who the fuck are you, Joe Budden? John Cena is a way better rapper than you and sold way more records than you. You fucking loser ass nigga. And that happened for the next week. And I said, wow. Clearly, there are a lot of people of all ages that still watch wrestling.
Starting point is 00:59:56 So I now just appreciate the culture. You're here for the culture. I don't want any problem. Don't let that work. Hey, WrestleMania fans. I don't want any, I don't want any problem. Don't want that word. Hey, WrestleMania fans, I don't want any beef with you guys. You got, y'all got it.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Hey, maybe. Them and the beehive. Oh, yeah, no, I don't want any fucking, you know,
Starting point is 01:00:16 you know what, so you got to be able to laugh at yourself. You know, I'm a firm believer in this, and that's why sometimes when people, when people are, when people troll you, or when people diss you, or you, or me, because I get myself in these situations all the time, you got to just... We were debating...
Starting point is 01:00:32 Shout out to Philly from Philly. Of course, you knew he was from Philly. His name is Philly. He's got this whole classic album bracket going on, kind of like the March Madness bracket. Oh, yes. And I tweeted. There was a few questionable. I, well, yeah, but off of that,
Starting point is 01:00:50 I tweeted, because I just thought it would be a great idea. I said, well, he should do this with mixtapes. That would be so cool. He should do, there are so many classic mixtapes, you know, that bracket would be great.
Starting point is 01:01:06 And somebody said to me. They retweeted me what they replied. And they said, why the drought three would just be all you niggas. Oh, it would. Jouty. What up, Weezy? So I retweeted that and I put. LOL. what up Weezy so I retweeted that and I put lol I thought that that was
Starting point is 01:01:28 hilarious that this guy on Twitter that means that Drought 3 that you said fuck Lil Wayne well first of all
Starting point is 01:01:35 I love Lil Wayne me too I just don't think that Drought 3 is Lil Wayne's best mix tea that's my opinion Matt you wouldn't know what do you mean i wouldn't know you
Starting point is 01:01:47 wouldn't know i'd love to draw but anyway so so i said lol it wasn't to say you know fuck little wayne i hate little wayne or whatever it was to say i don't think that that's the best mix i think that's pretty funny i don't think that you know why did so a bunch of people then replied and said i don't know what you LOLing. It is. So then I said, wait a minute. Are y'all telling me that the Drought 3 is better than what did I say? I said, uh, 50 Cent is the future.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Oh, man. It was WrestleMania all over again. Those fans said, nigga, what the fuck you ever did? You ain't this shit. You suck. Nigga, you a drought. Drought better than you.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Drought better than your whole life. Drought three better than your mom, your family. You suck, nigga. And I was like, pump it up. Whoa. Whoa. First of all, can you stop attacking me this way? But boy, boy, that got me a good laugh in the studio.
Starting point is 01:02:49 You a drought. Shout out to everyone who dissed me that day. Damn, now I forgot where I was going. You were talking about your weekend, honestly. Back to my weekend. Even though I wanted to get off that. But back to my fucking weekend. So, yeah, that happened I don't fucking remember
Starting point is 01:03:09 did you go out with Alma you tweeted about it that's what happened Saturday friend of the show Alma Reyes my 6th grade crush who broke my heart way back when
Starting point is 01:03:24 I hit her up and she was free my sixth grade crush who broke my heart way back when. I hit her up and she was free. Of course she was. She was waiting for Joe to call. It really saddens me that you think that way. I am so kidding. She wanted nothing to do with you last week.
Starting point is 01:03:40 I'm not going to rush and say that. She could literally care less, but go on. Well, she went on a date, so clearly you wrong. Okay. Clearly, I'm not. Me and her ain't like you and homeboys. Leave us alone. We're working through our love right now.
Starting point is 01:03:57 So me and Alma went out. We went to a restaurant. It was packed. Red Lobster. Wasn't Red Lobster. Shout out to Red Lobster. Wasn't Red Lobster wasn't Red Lobster so we went out that was great we caught up on the last 20 years all that's been happening all that could be right all the potential and then afterward ooh Afterward ooh little tidbit. He's a little behind the scene
Starting point is 01:04:27 SCE and he She just went home But When you go home cuz I was a perfect gentleman Oh, did I pull out all the gentleman stopped not cuz I want to fuck either I don't wanna fuck and I want to fuck and I wasn't even you know This wasn't even a romantic thing for either one of us. But you still, it's good to be a gentleman. You're a six-year-old crush.
Starting point is 01:04:48 But I said, text me when you got home. And she got home. She texted me. And she said, I had a wonderful time with you. It was great eating dinner and catching up. Homie. With the little wink face emoji and I was like
Starting point is 01:05:06 oh wait a minute I like got a flashback like oh no bitch you're not gonna homie me again
Starting point is 01:05:14 he's back at your desk yeah yeah yeah fuck that fuck that but that went really well and yeah so that was
Starting point is 01:05:24 my weekend Sunday I went out oh no then that then uh later that night i went out with a bunch of girls like at least seven girls i'm not that i'm not fucking uh so that was great uh sunday was pretty relaxed um and then monday came and everyone had blue pictures as their default oh lord on Twitter I still don't know
Starting point is 01:05:51 what that is title oh really you don't I wasn't paying attention I did notice that though where's Joey to tell me how much time
Starting point is 01:06:00 we're at I think we're at an hour Joey's not even at the Joey could hear a lesson about this fucking podcast Joey didn't give us a good lesson we're talking about homes again we're at? I think we're at an hour. Joey's not even at the... Joey could hear a lesson about this fucking podcast. Joey didn't give us a lesson. We're at about an hour. Yeah. It's over.
Starting point is 01:06:13 We're over an hour? Fast, yep. Let's discuss title next week. Yeah, but I'm... No, we're not. We're going to discuss it this week, and I'm going to cut probably some of that beginning off because we both sounded very tired.
Starting point is 01:06:27 Title. Title. So you don't know anything about title? No. Marissa, what do you know about title? That it's a streaming service presented by Jay-Z that's by the artist for everybody and for $20, which is actually with taxes, it comes to $26,
Starting point is 01:06:42 you can get the high quality streaming, which is supposed to be like the HD version of the music, which is stupid because if you don't have HD fucking quality headphones, you're not going to hear a shit difference. Oh, okay. I know about this. And for $9.99, you get a little premium. I didn't know that was the thing with the picture.
Starting point is 01:06:55 Oh, yeah, that's what that meant. I'm still a little unclear on what that exactly is. It's a streaming service. Do the artists own the music? I think they get more money for it or something. As of right now, you get like.0006 cents for every stream. What's happening is he's giving the artists equity. Got it.
Starting point is 01:07:18 So it would entice them to release their project through that, having equity in it. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense so this first tier with daft punk usher nikki you know too many too many names madonna madonna rihanna alicia keys j cole um a lot of really you know the the who's who and what's what of damn near every fucking genre. This first tier is going to get a certain amount of equity. The next go around will get a lower percentage of equity and so forth and so on. So, yes, it's owned by the artist.
Starting point is 01:08:03 And if I am correct here the payout is greater now but can you download from this stream site if I'm paying money can I now take it with me in my phone
Starting point is 01:08:19 as an iTunes I'm confused on why I'm gonna pay more money when I can just buy it on iTunes and keep it in my car and keep it in my phone streaming is well yeah Jay now made streaming an album sale
Starting point is 01:08:35 well streaming has been the it format we went from A-tracks to fucking tapes to CDs to MP3s to it seems like streaming is the last one I mean I don't want
Starting point is 01:08:51 the last one that I'll see anyway I can't really see where they would go from here but streaming well I doubt when they had tapes you saw streaming coming no but you could always see the evolution. I'm sure there'll be evolution from here. I just don't know if I'll be allowed to see it.
Starting point is 01:09:11 You're old, you're not that fucking old. Well, I'm just saying, where could you possibly, from tape, you could see how these, how these fucking tangible items could be improved upon. How the way we receive music and listen to music could change like where do you go from streaming i mean streaming is now that's the billion dollar idea right there if i had that you know people are streaming their favorite tv shows you know
Starting point is 01:09:38 people are streaming is is where it's but oh roy just threw me me off of whatever I was thinking about. I don't remember what I was thinking about. But anyway, so streaming has been it. It has been it prior to Jay making this move. It's made up for a large fucking percentage of how people prefer to listen to music. If we're going by analytics um pandora uh spotify uh beats apple google itunes radio um itunes radio streaming right yeah it is um i heart radio subscribe on itunes i'll name this podcast later look So my this is my uh
Starting point is 01:10:27 The the artist in me thinks that this is a genius idea Which is he's doing okay? What about the consumer in you? Um Well, what the best? The artists in me you know when you have records like blurred lines that stream fucking 270, fucking 800 million times, and then they cut the check for $12,500, you know, the math just doesn't add up. So they're not paying people for, you know, which is why Taylor Swift didn't want her music on Spotify or any of that.
Starting point is 01:11:04 You know, she's a big Swift didn't want her music on Spotify or any that, you know She's a big enough artist not need that and they're not paying people Pennies is what they're giving out. Yeah, so this was brilliant It just doesn't seem like the consumer is Incentivized to really give a fuck. That's what I was saying. Why am I excited? I totally think it's great that artists are taking back the money that they are owed,
Starting point is 01:11:28 but I don't see what makes me want to go rush to that. If Jay-Z put out an album tomorrow, I would go buy it on iTunes. I would not go pay another $20 to go stream it on something. Yeah, every month too, so you're like continuously paying for this album. And how deep are the catalogs? Is it going to be like Spotify? I mean, every month, too. So you're continuously paying for this album.
Starting point is 01:11:45 And how deep are the catalogs? Is it going to be like Spotify? I mean, they are pretty deep. Where I can listen to every album from this artist? What's going to happen eventually, I'm sure, is that all of the artists that sign up with Tidal will remove their music from these other places. I can't speak to... But where do the labels come to this? Because labels
Starting point is 01:12:08 have deals with people like Vivo, where they have to put out their video via that service. So they could do the same with this? It's also, they mentioned exclusive content. Well, the Vivo deal isn't going to disappear now that Jay-Z has created a streaming service.
Starting point is 01:12:24 Vivo is a video. And does this play into a 360 deal with an artist? Is the label now taking some of that equity? Well, the way I see it, this has more to do with the publishing companies. Absolutely, yeah. Than the labels. absolutely yeah than the labels because what happens is spotify and pandora or whoever they have deals with the publishing companies which is why the artists are seeing fucking pennies you know right because that's who's getting paid when the stuff's getting played
Starting point is 01:13:01 on the radio and stuff record Record labels worry about the sales. It just doesn't seem like this title thing outside of they gave us they didn't really give us too much information at that press conference. They gave us anything. They signed a paper. They told everybody to change their Twitter picture
Starting point is 01:13:21 to blue and that we're changing music and we're changing the game. Yeah. To me, as far as, as a consumer right now, all I see is an advantage point.
Starting point is 01:13:32 If I am a major fan of one of those artists and I just want to spend my money like for Nikki, like to have everything on the gear, everything, all Rihanna. But as a casual listener, I have, I have no incentive as of yet to want to be able to join that.
Starting point is 01:13:46 Well, they probably are banking on the fans. Hence why they chose those people specifically as well. Yeah, definitely. 100%. And those artists did not push Spotify. They don't promote Spotify. They'll promote this. So that
Starting point is 01:14:04 fan base will immediately leave Spotify and go to this. When you got a whole tech team, I'm promoting anything. And I mean, it's genius. And it's genius. It's probably going to make Jay a shitload of money because he doesn't need to compete with Spotify and Pandora and iTunes Radio. Like, that market is so wide. If he got 10% of it, he's great. And because his numbers are higher,
Starting point is 01:14:38 it doesn't have to be as big in numbers of subscribers because he's still getting a lot of money. Again, I just have a hard time seeing why you, the consumer, should give a fuck. Exactly. Especially for $26 worth of fuck when that's like a tanning subscription or a gym membership
Starting point is 01:14:56 or... Well, wait, no. The premium one was $20. Yeah, they put with taxes and came up to $26. But then they have a $10 one. Right. So that's in the same ballpark as what Spotify, which is how much?
Starting point is 01:15:10 $8.99? Yeah, well there's a, yeah, but that's like the premium one on Spotify. There's also like
Starting point is 01:15:15 a free Spotify, so it's just the tiers. Yeah, Spotify is free. Yep. Yeah. There's like three levels, like regular premium
Starting point is 01:15:22 and then super premium. Yeah, and Spotify, if I was correct, they were worth some ridiculous number. I looked it up last night. How many subscribers they have? No, the number, actual dollar amount that they were worth. But it was a lot. Same with Pandora.
Starting point is 01:15:48 Because Pandora, I would assume, was the first one of these. Yeah. But Spotify, you can pick what song you want to listen to. Without being bombarded with somebody else's music, like Pandora? Yeah. Yeah, I really hate when Pandora does that.
Starting point is 01:16:00 And let me just say, my iTunes is way too fucking dope. That's why I don't stream. I don't have Spotify. Yeah, I use iTunes. I don't listen. I don't stream at all just because I have everything that I want to hear in my iTunes. I know that everybody's not like that.
Starting point is 01:16:15 Like my barber, Jose, every time I go to him, he's streaming. And he'll play a song, and then I'll say, well, why don't you just play this? And he'll say, it's Pandora, bro. I'm like, well, why don't you just play this? And he'll say, it's Pandora, bro. I'm like, well, I don't want to hear this shit right now. Like, get this shit out. Now, like, if Jay introduced some new functionality with Tidal that, like, there was no geeky tech stuff that I go to Apple for when they introduced the iPhone. I want to hear all the new geeky tech stuff that's going to make me rush out to get this phone. It doesn't really do shit too much different
Starting point is 01:16:46 than the phone I have, but because they introduced it with all this geeky tech stuff, I'm in. I'm all the way in. I parks. Yeah, because that didn't occur. And for me,
Starting point is 01:16:57 it was wonderful to see all these huge successful artists on stage, but I was constantly reminded of how huge and successful these people are so it was kind of hard to feel bad if I were a consumer I'm saying that they're not getting even more money
Starting point is 01:17:13 I don't give a fuck that you're not getting your royalties like I want the music if I were a consumer which I am but I'm split because I'm an artist first so that makes all the sense in the world. Granted, I'm nowhere near the artist of that magnitude, but it applies to every tier of artists. So, again, it's really a great idea.
Starting point is 01:17:38 I'm anxious to see where it goes. It probably just wasn't marketed the greatest which is well no i think the mystique of it it's only been two days mystique is getting us to talk about it more obviously yeah word of mouth is always great but i still don't know enough about it jay did the same shit with magna carta when he did it off the samsung he put out a commercial during All-Star weekend. We had no idea what the fuck he was talking about. And then it slowly,
Starting point is 01:18:08 more information came. Yeah, Jay's moves are normally twofold. I will say that. So I can see, and then he has a deal with Samsung, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:19 So I can see Tidal being fucking on every single, on the new Samsung. It's gonna come out. It's gonna have the app on it. You can new samsung it's gonna come out it's gonna have the app it's gonna make you have you can't delete it yeah it's gonna make you have beyonce's fucking new shit or some shit you're gonna already have paid for it when you bought the phone like i could see him doing some really savvy business moves because he's a really savvy business man um i guess for me it's just going to be interesting to see how the public receives this.
Starting point is 01:18:46 Yeah. Cause what is there? What's happening to make the public say, ah, fuck Spotify. Right. Cause I don't see the inside. Ah,
Starting point is 01:18:54 fuck Pandora. I'm cool. Answer it right now. I'm rolling. It was the same thing when he put out Magna Carta. I thought it was a great idea with the Samsung phone, releasing it at that time. But everyone just downloaded Magna Carta and put it on their iTunes.
Starting point is 01:19:07 No one went out and got a Samsung specifically for that album. So they could stream it on their phone. And I really do have a problem with all these people on my timeline with blue pictures. The random people that aren't artists? Yeah, you have nothing to do with nothing. Nothing at all. And it's not even benefiting you. It's not a new media revolution that's happening.
Starting point is 01:19:28 Like, you don't have to do this. It's a fucking app. It's an app. It's an app, my nigga. Like, what is going on? It's like, oh, I don't want to call anybody sheep. You can. I won't.
Starting point is 01:19:43 They're trying to perceive that they are aware and involved in this and making a change in music which I support see that's where I'm torn because I support that change in music artists need to be paid their royalties and if streaming is the way of the future yo Yo, you're not just going to fucking cold crush us here again. But as a fan, yeah. I'm not changing my shit. I'm just not doing it. It's a fucking app, and it's not behooving me in any way. I already have apps.
Starting point is 01:20:14 I already stream. Like, I'm not doing it. I'm cool. Like, that shit is real annoying to me, but I don't want to sound like that guy. So, yeah, I'll just wait and see what's going on. Where we at now, Joey? 80 minutes. Jeez, Louise.
Starting point is 01:20:28 Oh, wait. All right, so we should be about an hour, maybe. Eh, who fucking knows? Is there anything? Oh, let's do what might be over for. We can't skip it. We can't skip it for two weeks. Yeah, two weeks, two weeks.
Starting point is 01:20:39 All right, did you want to do what you brought up earlier? No. No, can you stop discussing the things I discuss behind the scenes with you on a fucking podcast, please? Thank you very much. Can you have some professionalism? So you want to do what you brought up earlier? No. Should we do what I brought up? No. Can you stop discussing the things I discuss behind the scenes with you on a fucking podcast, please? Thank you very much. Can you have some professionalism? So you want to go with mine? No.
Starting point is 01:20:49 I want you to go with yours. I want, if Rory has one, for him to divulge it. And if I have one, I would like to go. I would like us all to go. Okay. I think that... Don't try to make your voice sound soft and sweet now, Maddie.
Starting point is 01:21:08 And it pains me to say this because I am a fan of hers. I've been a fan since I was in high school. But, um, it might be over for Remy Ma. No, no, no. I know. I know. I think the jail thing really did
Starting point is 01:21:23 a number on her career. I thought that, you know, there was a lot of momentum when she got out and people were excited. And she put a verse out on Khaled's song and it didn't really do anything. And she eventually dropped a mixtape and it didn't do anything. And she hasn't even really been getting booked. You know, I follow her on Instagram. I watch where she goes and she doesn't even really been getting booked. I follow her on Instagram. I watch where she goes, and she doesn't really go anywhere.
Starting point is 01:21:49 So it's making me a little nervous. I don't think it's over for Remy Martin, by the way. Everyone is a hit away from making... I think it's been over. Which is why, if Remy Martin puts a fucking so good... That was my song. Of course, that was everybody's song.
Starting point is 01:22:03 So Good featuring Ne-Yo. That song is gonna be fucking amazing if she puts a record like that out tomorrow it works and people play it and people wanna hear it
Starting point is 01:22:10 well then it wouldn't be over for anybody if you had that hypothetical situation everybody is one hit away from being relevant again that's why you have to be careful
Starting point is 01:22:17 for industry insiders you have to be very careful with who you say it's over for because you never know. Like, people are literally one record away all the time. Yeah, well, for the record, I would love for her to win.
Starting point is 01:22:33 It's not looking good. That's all I'm saying. But I hope so. Because she's dope. But she has a situation with Callan. I thought. Well, no. I mean, he was Terror Squad back in the day.
Starting point is 01:22:44 I think he had wanted to do something with he was terror squad back in the day. I think he had wanted to do something with her upon her arrival back into the world, but I don't know what that situation is. But I know that some dude that used
Starting point is 01:22:55 to work with G-Unit was running her around a lot, but I don't know what happened with that. I don't know if he still does. Well, I'm not writing Remy off. I love Remy. I fuck with Remy.
Starting point is 01:23:04 And I just think it's too soon. She had a lot of time, a lot of time taken away. She did have a lot of time taken away. And she's living her life
Starting point is 01:23:10 now with her family and enjoying couples. It ain't all about fucking music all the fucking time. So, just because you follow her on Instagram,
Starting point is 01:23:19 that's like me. My fucking fans are dying here, son. For me, I fucked them. Word, because they being my mentions. They being mine, too.
Starting point is 01:23:29 Yo, why don't you stop this fucking podcast and go do some rapping shit? Yo, you hear what Fab is doing, my nigga? Fab is rapping every week. You know who hates the podcast? Yo, every week, Fab is putting out a new freestyle where he rapping. Remember when you used to rap, nigga? You ain't shit. That dude, Cobb, he hates the podcast because he's angry that you're not rapping. Yeah, I got fans that are angry that I'm not rapping.
Starting point is 01:23:46 Of course. Just put out an EP. Your fans are really, your fans are the most entitled fucking fans. And they are some angry motherfuckers. And they don't understand that there's rap beyond Joe Budden. They don't get it. Well, what happened is, right, because before Twitter, you had absolutely no way of knowing what your favorite rapper was doing at all yeah so now when you see joe budden just tweeting with reckless abandon all day long
Starting point is 01:24:16 if you're an idiot you think yo this nigga just home tweeting this shit this nigga out fucking smoking hookah all day. Not rapping. All you want to do is tweet. Whose tweet was that last night that they compared you from the Justin Bieber roast that someone said he got bad at rapping? That was Ice. But I wasn't on Twitter.
Starting point is 01:24:36 Then the worst is when somebody says some fuck shit about you. And you're not even there. And then they text you to let you know that they said some fuck shit. Yo, you better not go on Twitter, my nigga. It's over for you. I just diss. And then they text you to let you know that they said some fuck shit. Yo, you better not go on Twitter Monday because it's over for you. I just dissed the shit out of you. Thanks.
Starting point is 01:24:50 Way to go, Ice. Shout out to you. We should get Ice on the podcast. Fuck Ice. He's hilarious. The funniest shit is Ice told her shit. Ice ain't had a job
Starting point is 01:24:58 in about 17 years. Because he don't call nobody daddy. But yeah, so yeah, my fans are fucking hating me because they think I'm just doing podcasts and I'm just smoking hookah and I'm not doing any fucking thing hip hop related. Fucking Instagram models. I am. And by the way, I haven't done that in quite some time. I know.
Starting point is 01:25:17 I'm saying what they think. It's coming up on a year that I've been single. We're going to celebrate that. We're going to commemorate that bitch. I'm going to have a special podcast edition of Joe is fucking single for a year. Yeah, with all my hoes. That would be really dope, by the way. Who it might be over for, I'm going to go with Pinky.
Starting point is 01:25:35 Pinky the porn star. And I know what you're thinking. It's already over. But what I'm saying is. She's one dick away. She could come back. She should never. I never want to see or hear from Pinky.
Starting point is 01:25:53 I was really upset with all of you idiots when Pinky was popping and all of y'all wanted to fuck her and all of y'all were booking her at my favorite strip clubs. And I would walk in my favorite strip clubs and see this fucking shitty sloppy looking bitch that all you niggas fantasized over and then what happened what always happens you guessed it she got that money she ate a whole bunch of in and out burgers and that bitch looks like jabba the Hutt and then she retired and then you fucking imbeciles looked at a yo Pinky looks nasty. No you idiot Pinky has always looked nasty You just need to raise your standards a bit. So I never want to see Pinky. I never want to hear from Pinky Pinky I want Pinky to go away for good Pinky, I want Pinky to go away for good.
Starting point is 01:26:50 Just go pick an In-N-Out burger and spend your fucking life there and let that be the end of it. I'm worried. I'm pretty passionate about this. Yeah, man. Do you have one? I don't. I have one. I'll start a controversy.
Starting point is 01:27:02 Jadakiss. Is it over for Jadakiss? Oh, I'm getting out of here. I'm out of here. If Jada put out an album. I'm out of here. I'm not even digging this fucking nonsense. Oh, for the people
Starting point is 01:27:10 that are listening, just so we're clear, that guy's name, who said that, is at this T-H-I-S is
Starting point is 01:27:19 I-S Rory. R-O-R-Y. In case y'all want to go and kill him like he killed Marissa for the fucking tie-downs on you. That-O-R-Y. In case y'all want to go and kill him like he killed Marissa for the fucking $5 on you. That is hip-hop blasphemy, what you just said. And I won't dignify it.
Starting point is 01:27:33 I'm getting the fuck out of here. Would you like to answer it, Marissa? No. I bet you fucking don't. Smart woman there. Oh, then don't fucking say those things. I got to go anyway. I got shit to do.
Starting point is 01:27:43 It can't be over for somebody that you like? It's not. It's never over for somebody that you like? It's not. It's never over for Jadakiss, first of all. Oh, shit. Yeah, we're definitely getting out of here.
Starting point is 01:27:52 On that note, I'll name this podcast later, episode seven, Joe Budden and fucking these fucking young, and my youth program.
Starting point is 01:28:01 Oh, I totally had a great story to tell. Yeah. What was the story? My virginity. I gotta go. Oh, we gotta get into that one day. Yeah. What was the story? My virginity. Oh, we got to get into that one day. Yeah, is we in time now? Yeah, right. We're 90 minutes. My car's downstairs. I thought we was cutting shit.
Starting point is 01:28:11 We are cutting shit, but he's cutting it. We're still in a long time. We got to go. Holla at y'all next week. One. Peace. Bitch. Alright, that's enough. Yeah, man. Happy to leave. Me too. I'm going to the studio By the way
Starting point is 01:28:25 If any of you fans care I'm headed Like I am Every Tuesday To the studio Since I feel Peer pressured Into giving my
Starting point is 01:28:32 Fucking whereabouts out You dicks Alright peace Beer No peace for real this time Beer Every time I do that I wanna see how long
Starting point is 01:28:44 I'll go hold it Alright I'm gone One

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