The Joe Budden Podcast - JBP Patreon Bonus: “Bleached”

Episode Date: June 11, 2021

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all you have to do is say yes less all you have to do is say less if you want somebody to start i was this shit taking so long are we recording are you good why does this take so there we go come on man go come on man I mean you gotta tell me when to go see I've been watching you for a while see 40s my this time I think Joe Joe just go shout out to you for you by the way this is getting me in a romantic vibe Romantic vibe. Here we go. Let me celebrate Kanye real quick, man. That ain't Poe. And Rihanna.

What is you talking, Marilyn? What if Kanye just walked up to you and fucking smacked the blunt out your hand? What are you smoking, man? That ain't Poe. And he would do it. Hey. What are you smoking man That ain't porn And he will do it Oh Hey Hey I believe everything Kanye ever says

I'm bringing this back Let me turn this down a little bit This is great One of my favorite areas of music too Alright Alright Mike J Mike J Mike J One two one, one, two, one, two Okay Alright

Outside of the school Hey Ow with they top off outside of the pool whips with the drop off outside of the louisville you just look stupid to be ignoring the delorean parked in front of armani emporium parties are rich he is getting risky oh my god did you guys see framing john delorean no it was a doc you really are the doc guy. Yo, your name gonna be Doc. Fuck. Ish. Push me to the ledge.

All my friends are dead. Or whatever Uzi said. What was mine after that? That's what he said, right? Push me to the ledge. All my friends are dead. Yo, hey, Alex, you didn't see this, man. Stop trying to act ill.

Yo, take this off. Get this off the screen. I'm sick you you don't know shit everything i say he act like he just went to college about it you didn't see that john framing john delorean is on hbo it is a doc i was saying to you is because i've lost all my friends i'm in a long distance kinda ish i don't know well i don't know i don't have anything to do and i'm because i'm afraid and i don't go outside i just stay home and watch shit that's it that's life there's nothing wrong with that uh depending on which way you look at the glass fuck y'all ain't nothing wrong depending on which way you look at the glass y'all crazy

there could be something wrong with it depending on how you look at the glass and depending on if you get caught up in the psychedelicness of the internet because you could easily or watching TV

and all of this negative depressing ass shit yeah you can watch TV the news all that shit you can get sad

you can look at the internet and see all of the 20 and early 30 somethings partying at beaches at resorts they're at 20 and early 30 somethings partying at beaches at resorts they're at everywhere and if you get stuck in that i empathize with the people that might be affected by seeing that now me i'm naturally introverted and i'm naturally a home body so i'm cool and i was depressed before all this shit so if i'm home with a little

depressing thought that ain't old a pandemic pandemic. That's... All right. Stop. Knock it off again. Right? So, Framing John DeLorean is on HBO and it's about, you guessed it, John DeLorean. That's crazy. But John DeLorean was the Steve Jobs

of General Motors. Okay. Really? I didn't know that. He was the Steveve jobs of general motors rised up the ranks rather quickly so all the older execs hated him was hating on him right and because everything he said worked he was just plagued with that for the rest of his life like being a risk risk taker and it working so he's the one that invented hemi the the engine

the hemi engine he he or whatever that engine was that they put in the pontiac at that time pontiac their demographic was older senior citizens they couldn't afford blah blah blah here comes john and lauren say now we putting this engine in here right and? And at the time, that engine couldn't fit in a car that size. It took a lot of work. And everybody was against it. John DeLorean ran it up the chain, got it done. They were against him. So they said, we're going to make 5,000 of these.

And we think we'll sell one and be left with the back order. And they put it out. Guess how much they sold? You guessed it. 5,000. 75,000 in year one. He's the man. He rises up.

Now he has the idea of, I want to make a car. Insert the DeLorean. He comes up with the DeLorean. They don't want to push it. He finds the funding on his own, and he goes out, and that's his mission, and that's what this entire thing is about so he comes up with a car they're funding him some i won't tell the whole thing yes i will he loses his funding and then is looking for money he winds up in a drug bus orchestrated by the fbi so so this story is like it has everything that you want in it.

Scam, drugs, cops, arrests, spaz cars, women. It's great. Why did I bring this up? Oh, because Kanye said the fucking DeLorean. Wow. You're such a weirdo. Wow.

I take my tip back though you gotta get out the house I take it back I take it back you gotta get out the house but it's such a great doc I believe you it is a great doc

I believe you and the DeLorean today oh cause he fucked up everything was fucked up and in the car they put him back to the future

back to the future and then re-immortalized the car yeah so then they had it it was interviewing his sons I'm glad we brought this up now And in the car, they put him back to the future. And it re-immortalized the car. So then they had it. It was interviewing his sons. I'm glad we brought this up now. Because they were interviewing his sons in the dock. Okay.

The son didn't appear to be doing the greatest. Long beard. Looked like he was in a poor suburb. Actually, they was talking. Look at him. There he is. Put him back. Put him back they was talking. Look at him. There he is. Put him back. Put him back.

Put him back. The son, they talked to him, and he basically says he's not doing the greatest, and that this car and what it symbolizes like ruined my family's life. It's basically ruined my life. Like what this car, what my dad went through for this to be his legacy all to die and never make the car like never get it going right it's like damn man it's

like it's trauma behind that sure now i looked at that totally different. Yeah, that's crazy. Shit that you won't know from the behind the scenes bullshit. I look at that so different than the son's vantage point. How so? You didn't live it. I mean, we all got options, though, and we all have choices. He's right. It starts there. The son didn't live it the son don't know what what came with that for real for real one right but two nigga what's your job then son

that's how i look at it pick up the ball and try and fulfill it if you have the hey lavar ball didn't make the league. No, he didn't. I think Kobe's dad played in the league. Was it overseas? Overseas. I'm just saying, there's mad dads.

My dad was a musician. He didn't get it. He didn't get it. There's mad dads that might not fulfill what their lifelong goal was right uh at the time of their of their uh demise but if the idea was good enough and valuable enough and profitable enough and worth something then you as the son nigga go pick up the ball you doing a doc sitting there talking

about your dad dad was a failure oh the car is a pain is no the car is still a fucking genius idea right and it's iconic but this story a mental capacity to pick it up then shut the fuck up then shut the fuck shut the entire fuck up John DeLorean's son I'm going to play the argument wait wait wait before you do that earlier you and I was talking and I was telling you that

I was on Lil Meach's page and I was intimidated because he looked just like his dad and I hit the follow in fear that he might jump off the screen and be in my living room. Right. We were laughing about that. Shout out to Little Meech, Big Meech, the whole BMF, the whole Atlanta. Right. We were laughing, having a little joke about that. Right.

And then I told you about some of the captions that I saw when I was glued to his page. He was talking about his dad. And one of the captions was like, yo, I could never repay my dad. was like yo i could never repay my dad that's the part that hurts me i can't repay him for all he's done for my family and me he's the realest ever what he has done what he has sacrificed what he's given up what he's seen with his own eyes the people he put on the people he put in position here it is right here he says do it look like we stressing pops did what he had to do so i can uh so i can end up here? Who the fuck would deny this mob shit? Led us to generational wealth.

I can't even pay him back for what he did for me. But when he touched down, I'm going to make sure he have fun with these millions. And that's on mob. Right? And I said to you that that was so interesting to me because I don't normally hear that take from the child. The child whose dad was invested in really getting it off out there right the child normally has resentment and pain and trauma this is a story of pride and i love that because this is one of our prideful stories me right and you said i don't understand like what you mean homeboy john delorean son is what you mean? Homeboy John DeLorean's son is what I mean.

That's how I bring that up. He is the exact example of what I mean. No. Shut the fuck up. Whatever his name is. We don't even know his name. No, no, no. Your dad went up against giants.

The biggest of the big. He's been exposed to things that we just won't. I ain't saying he's right. I ain't saying he's right when he was scamming, when he borrowed too much money from investors and couldn't get the idea off the ground. So watch this. If that's your father, right? Again, I'm just taking a contrary point of view.

I'm not disagreeing. Don't even do no interview if you ain't going to speak about me with Brian. Nah, let me finish. Yo, his father doing what he did. Let's say hypothetically he was in third, fourth grade. He had the best of everything. Your father's at the top of the brass at GM.

He ventures off into his own side deal to end your mother up in welfare. And now your life goes from sugar to shit overnight damn near. And now you grew up in a life of poverty when your father could have just stayed 10 toes down at gm and did his thing gradually you never know how that affected them and what shit he's had to endure in his life as a result of his father's decisions that's what i'm saying that point is independent of my point are you right but why did that stop him from from taking the Now, again, he might not have been in the... I don't know what financial position his father's decisions left him in, but he could have potentially been in a totally fucked up position...

If he was. ...where he couldn't pick that ball up. He might not have just been able to mentally have the same... Then shut the fuck up. They might have paid him to do that, Doc. And that's the problem. He looking like Paul Bunyan. That nigga up there looking fucked that doc and that's the problem he looking like Paul Bunyan and that's the problem

you pay for play niggas can't talk to the movers and shakers I don't care if we family or not they paid you and you sat down and you just started telling your story instead of sitting your ass in a room alone and saying with all of your pain cause from pain can come triumph

with all of your pain, because from pain can come triumph, right? With all of your pain and saying, damn, dad ruined that. But that was a good idea. Maybe he don't even realize it was a good idea though, Joe. He might not even see, he might not even have

the sight to see that. Play people normally lack the vision of the movers and shakers. Who was the pay-for-play dude in this scenario? The son. The son. The son is not a pay-for-play dude.

He received money, he sat down, and he did an interview. That is pay-for-play. That's what I mean. Yeah, they might have gave that nigga $2,500. But that's pay-for-play. That's it. That's pay-for-play. Whatever.

Whatever. It was enough for him to sit down and do it. That's what I mean by pay-for-play. And he gave his personal opinion on this fuck nigga that put me and my mother potentially in a fucked up situation. You can't tell him how prideful he should be based on the decisions that somebody that could have potentially left him in a fucked up circumstance. I can't say that. You're right. So I won't.

All I'm saying is a dad had a good idea. Indeed. And if you chill for a minute and get out of your feeling get out of your brain get out of your emotions stop doing docs maybe you could get with somebody

to say hey dad had a good idea hey I'm gonna I got the the Solorian I'm you laughing

I'm a patent the Solorian maybe somebody else owns the DeLorean I'm John DeLorean's son here's my new car I got a story to go with and I'm a patent the Solorian. Maybe somebody else owns the DeLorean. I'm John DeLorean's son. Here's my new car. I got a story to go with it.

And I'm out kicking it with niggas. See, that's you speaking from the point of a creator, though. No, you're just speaking from a positive standpoint, all in all. You never know. Again, he might have went from fucking living in Edgewater to living in Camden. I'm speaking from the position of a dad, which you can and you can't stop putting my words in a different box I'm only speaking as a father

that's it and a son like you just said your father was a musician I'm not speaking as a son because then I might agree with you I might lean towards you and be more empathetic to what he's saying I'm only speaking as a father

you might be right if I only speaking as a father you might be right if i'm speaking as a son hey i hate my dad fuck him yeah i mean you got me but as a dad right man listen i'm overjoyed when my son calls to check on me he does it a lot now right and sometimes i cry because if you're a longtime fan of Joe, maybe you'll cry too. Because before he was here, I was beefing about him on record. So, wow. 20 years and today. Why am I bringing this up right now?

What the fuck was we just saying? About the relationship that he had with his father. Oh. I love that. Right? Him and I today can talk about some of the darker times in my life, like me not knowing his shoe size when I was in the mall. I was crying in the mall when he was five, couldn't speak to her,

and I didn't know his shoe size, and I'm trying to get a gift, and I didn't know where to go, and the foot action line was long, and I just broke down in tears. There was nobody to even call about it, right? We can kick it about that stuff now. The uncomfortable courtroom supervised visitation shit, the shit that niggas say, me and my kick it kick it i love it the pictures i post funny pictures he crack on me even the way he speaks about me is what i'm trying to say is i can i can

you can sense the pride you can sense the pride that you would have for your dad no matter how rough the relationship is i'm not talking about these two i was gonna say i'm talking about here i'm talking about here all right i was gonna say something else i'm only talking about i'm pulling from me okay i can't speak for nobody else experience okay i would want mine even in my absence even through our hardship, to speak with that pride and to feel that pride. Even if you hate me, our legacy, our family name far exceeds me. These Mandalorians before dad might have been great dudes. You didn't know you speaking for hundreds of years prior to you,

not just dad. It's a limited scope. To that you say. Even in your situation, like you said with your son. That's what I was about to you. Not just dad. It's a limited scope. To that you say. Even in your situation, like you said with your son. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. Y'all had a chance to repair that though.

Without, they might not, I know you're not talking about them, but that's how we got on the subject. Without repairing that, you can have resentment and just keep it. And Trey has voiced some of that

back in his older years. If he hates his dad for the rest of his life, yeah, Trey did diss songs about me. I remember. You gotta get his shit up. I can't stop him. I didn't diss him and so on.

No, so I was about to say, so let's just say hypothetically, you never got an opportunity. God, thank God you did, but you never got an opportunity to mend that. One. Now, also say

that your financial situation never took a turn for the better. Get that water over there. situation never took a turn for the better. Get your board over there. It never took a turn for the better. It just went downhill. Right? So some of those things that you have been able to rectify, you might not have ever been able to rectify. Right?

And now your son grows up hearing, oh, your dad was a great rapper. Your dad was a great rapper. Your dad was a great rapper. And he's like, like, fuck that nigga. I don't want to hear about that nigga. You're right. This is my point.

This is my point. You're absolutely right. I'm not arguing nothing you're saying. What I'm saying is in your premise, I would want my son to be able to say,

hey yo, fuck that nigga dad. But that mood music idea. That's hard that's it that's it i get what you're saying that's it that's all i'm i know it's not easy at all it's good listen yeah that's yo yeah life ain't easy life on life's terms ain't easy and if we take two seconds we could put instantly put our brain in somebody else's mind where it ain't easy and if we take two seconds we could put instantly put our brain in somebody else's mind where it ain't an easy decision to make shit i just hey they said uh pop smokes murderers parents would like to speak to pop smokes parents

pop smokes mom is uncertain. And know what I said? That's a tough decision. Very tough decision. That shit. It wouldn't be tough for me if I was a parent. See, when you're talking about what's tough, that's tough. That's tough. No, that's tough.

It ain't tough. A great idea. No, the defendant's family. Don't make me push you to a good hand. Oh, the defendant's family. Yes. I don't see it. And especially, hear me out, especially if the murderer's parents.

Do you know hearing you out is one of my favorite things to do? Shut up, man. No, you the cutoff king. I'm just saying if his parents are black. Let's just say he's a black kid, the murderer. I don't know if he's black or white. You done done nothing but houses. He's black.

So if he's black, right? Then you as two parents, it's like Biggie and Pac's mom, different scenario, but it's like these two parents are getting together. They both hurting. So you're going to lose your son to life in jail. This person lost their son to death. They both hurting, so they share a pain.

But we need to get together on behalf of these young black men, the same shit we was just discussing. We need to get together the behalf of these young black men the same shit we was just discussing we need to get together on behalf of these young black men to see what we can do in society to make this right well said you know what I'm saying it wouldn't be a hard decision for me again I'm speaking hypothetically but

would you do it or no? I would definitely do it you would do it? yes I would have sent them my number ASAP I don't know I'm going to be honest have. Yes. I would have sent him my number ASAP. I don't know. I'm going to be honest. I don't know. I would have sent him my number immediately. That's that's,

that's what I remember. I remember when I got shot. Right. I remember when I got shot. See, if you tell me that, then I don't want to hear you say that the other thing is a tough decision. What other thing? Yeah.

Cause this is a much, I don't, it's not, it's not, not, it's nowhere near. Like I, I remember when I got shot. And I remember my mother coming to the hospital.

And I remember the pain in my mother's face. Right? When I got shot. And I lived. But I remember looking at my mom. Yeah, you lived. Like, how dare I do that to somebody that bust their ass? You know what I'm saying?

Uh-huh. So, again, the boy that shot pop smoke his parents didn't shoot him he shot him his parents didn't shoot him so again we are suffering as a people we need to try and find some way to end this like i remember when uh big's mom and pox mom got together and was trying to do whatever community shit they was trying to do. Like, that is vital. It's a little different. It's two sides.

It's not. At the boy, I would have reservations if the shooter wanted to speak to me. I might be a little hesitant there. But his parents wanting to speak to me as a parent, I would have sent him my number immediately. I would have sent him my number immediately. What can we talk about?

Like, what can, what, what like that's my whole thing like you want to your your your parents you killed my child and your parents didn't kill anybody you killed my child and now your parents want to speak to me yes what do we have to talk about? Who knows? You cross that bridge when you get to it. You do know that another black family is in pain. Okay.

You don't care. That's a commonality. It's not that I don't care. That's a commonality. That's a starting point. Yeah, y'all are in pain. That's a starting point. You lose your child to jail.

You can still go visit your child if need be, et cetera, et cetera. My child's in the ground. I will never see him again. So it's a different pain.'t tell me yeah yeah y'all are in pain and on top of that your child caused all of this indeed your child caused this pain my child ain't do it so so wait wait so with that it's it's hard to just say yeah i'll sit down with your with your family and talk to them yo if nothing if nothing more than to hear my sincerest apology, it's worth a listen, in my opinion.

I understand everything that you're saying. Part of me may even agree. I stay quiet on these issues because I know that it's split between the people that would never forgive such an act or even be open to the thought of entertaining, listening to you. No, again,

I said the boy. I would have reservations and talking to the shooter. I know, but the society that we're in, it would be, it's affiliation.

It's the parents. It's anybody. I get that half. The society we're in is fucked up though I'm aware but I believe in the yin yang so there's the other half

where my God is a forgiving God so God forgives I don't that's an album title stop listening to that but I'm not saying that this guy

but again I'm not saying it in terms of God can forgive you that don't mean I have to forgive you and you know what's funny about that Rick Ross forgives I'm sure he that. This guy. But again, I'm not saying it in terms of God can forgive you. That don't mean I have to forgive you, bro. And you know what's funny about that? Rick Ross forgives. I'm sure he does. He has forgiven.

What am I talking about? We know he's forgiven. Rick Ross is probably one of the more forgiving. He's a forgiving guy. But in certain situations, yes. God, you can go to God, get your forgiveness, and handle that. Hey, what's that rap line? What's that rap line?

You know, Jeezy told his trap to die and told his son to go to college. I like that line. That was a meme. No, that was a line. I remember the meme. I didn't hear a line. That's a line from a rapper. A rapper said that. A rapper I don't listen to a lot, but he said that.

Now you mad. Now you got your Jeezy cape on. Go ahead. Jeezy don't rap no more. That's off. That's over. I got no Jeezy cape. How do you don't have a Jeezy don't rap no more that's off that's over I ain't got no Jeezy cape how do you feel when your favorite rapper just stopped out of the blue

I'm glad he stopped I was glad my favorite rapper stopped cause he not living it no more it's not that he's not living it no he said that before no it's not that he's not living it didn't you say that

I'm not lying the music was on such a decline he said that the music was on such a decline that's all and it was just like fam you moved on to better things

go enjoy the rest of your life it's at some point yeah you can retire if you want to drop a verse here and there cool do that but I don't I'm not actively running to

oh New Jeezy's dropping I'm cool you gave us I got my classics niggas want my old shit buy my old albums I have them I'm cool

alright I don't need to hear new Jeezy okay I hear you all right back to the intro Ye is screaming and talking about schizophrenia. Voices in my bed. Get out my booker. He was telling y'all. He was telling y'all. This nigga would ask a chick to bleach her asshole. He didn't say that. And then double back later on. That's not what he said, though.

He put his thumb in her asshole and saw it was bleached. No, the bleach got on his t-shirt. Did the bitch bleach her asshole and fucked up his t-shirt? He didn't tell her to bleach her asshole. So he's fucking cheap. If he fucked this model

and she just bleached her asshole. Have y'all ever been intimate with a woman that bleached her asshole? No comment. I feel like I've asked you guys this before. I don't think I have. That's my knowledge. No, no, and no.

He said no comment. Who said no comment? I said no comment. Where'd you meet her? LA. And how did you know? She told you. It was crystal clear.

You can tell. You can tell if they bleached her asshole. crystal clear you can tell you can tell if they please me asshole yeah you can tell but once I got hip you could really easily tell it's the easiest thing to spy in the world but tell us the science but if you don't know what

you're looking for did you spy it on your own or did she tell you oh no she told me she told you and then after that I was was like, oh, shit. You could see. Okay. You could see. This is lighter?

Are you going to school us? What does bleach do, Antoine? It makes things turn white. It brightens. Ta-da. And how do assholes normally look? A little dark. All right.

All right. So if you see a beautiful ass pink asshole with a whole thing that looks like the prettiest areola just with a small little hole in there, you're going to think, wow, she got her asshole done. What is she doing? That's bleach. That's Tide. That's bleach. That's Tide right there. That's Clorox.

That's Clorox, yeah. That's something. That's crazy. Mountain Fresh Saint. Yeah. And. I'mox. That's Clorox, yeah. That's something. That's crazy. Mountain Fresh Saint. Yeah. And. I'm listening. Once you go bleach.

You can't go back to the beach. Hey, listen. I'm just saying. You can't go back to looking at normal assholes after that. Y'all are wild. Moving on. This is me. I'm a bad bitch.

So you can say I'm on my Brad Pitt. Now. Back to the life. We're running out of time. I'm just talking away. High power. For real? Yes. Mic check, one, two, one, two. Tell me I'm an info. Cause I don't really trust niggas And we made it through the hurricane

So celebrate and light the Murray Jane We gon' make it, that's some early thing Jewish girls get high, make it early spring And saying, hey Kanye We need you to go deeper than Tazan Day Cause my verses got pain Chocolate rain, so many lodges photographing And me on break, woo, on the road

I miss this. Why they don't do this no more? They don't do this. What, rap? Yeah. Yo, not just that. The song, the arrangement, everything on this is just amazing. They don't vary the tempos enough anymore.

Everything is the same tempo. It is. Same tempo, same bop. We need to normalize fighting that fight. You're right. Yeah, man. You're right. It's all the same bop. We need to normalize fighting that fight. Yeah, man. You're right. It's all the same bop. If I had one complaint

about... I won't even name the album. It's my only complaint. Similar bop. Drill, right? What is it? Ish. You're talking in the mic. You did it again, that 60-year-old thing you do. That's not drill it's not

what's it called it's not drill man drill is just a style of rap that the the youngins do that's that kill you he only know he learned a new word and just run it no no he only know the music that is relatable to house building. No, I don't. That's far from true. Oh, that's the drill right there. The drill. Yeah, we got what it do. Look at this, it's a fucking old fart. Yo, we got a drill.

God damn it. Yo, man, I miss myself. I need to just step back and kiss myself. Baby, just step on me. Oh, man. That was myself. I need to just step back and kiss myself. Baby, just step on me. Oh, man. That was funny. That was so funny. Do you know what drill is now?

I do. Okay. Tell you what the sheet rock up. Stupid. Oh, all right. We didn't talk about nothing that we were supposed to talk about. That happens every time we do a patrol. Every single time.

Oh, man. We had topics and we sit down and be finished and didn't touch a single topic. Now I'm wondering why more chicks are not bleaching their ass.

Where does one get that done? At the waxing station? At the laundromat. CBS. The laundromat. CVS. Hit the ultra white button on the machine and stick your ass in it. They put bleach in a bidet.

No, they do that at the genius bar. That's it. They throw the Clorox in the bidet. There you go. They do that at your vaccinations.

That's the class. Swap the nose swab the ass I get it fuck yo the other things that women do to be

more exotic than the next one aren't you glad we just gotta chill out get a haircut a little trimmer action yeah

the hate don't go far like oh he still got his hairline. He killing that. That's it. It ain't. Damn, that nigga asshole is prettier than mine.

Yo, stop. What is wrong? Who invented this? That's a really good question. I don't know. Who's taking credit for this? You know what? They blame us.

Not for that. I don't even phone in. No, they don't. No, they don't. They'll tell you in a heartbeat. They're not doing all this shit for you. Oh, no, no, no. They can't be their own assholes.

I'm just saying, women will say that they're not doing all that shit. It depends on the fight. Because a lot of times women will be like, yo, the reason we out here doing all this stuff is because of y'all. You've heard that. They're not bleaching their asshole because of Joe. Or Ish. Or anybody else. Or Ice.

That's not my bag. I'm good. They're not doing it for themselves. I'm not doing it for white toes, not white assholes. They're definitely not doing it for themselves. Now that we're here in a safe space of all men.

I'm not. The anal sex dude, I'm good on that. Like, that's not my thing. You don't do that? No, that's not my thing. Never been your thing? Never. Have you ever done it? I've done it before. They be that's not my thing. You don't do that? No, that's not my thing. Never been your thing? Never.

Have you ever done it? I've done it before. They be requesting that of you? If they like it, but that's not my bag. They be asking you to put it back there? Yeah, because you're freshly bleached. You got to use that thing. You got to use this thing.

You got to see what the fuck. I spent all this money for nothing. But it's like girls with no ass anyway, so. Oh, this guy, man. What's wrong with him? No, nigga.'s like girls with no ass anyway. This guy. What's wrong with him? No nigga. I like girls.

Yo this guy. You ain't got no type? Nah I don't really have a specific type I don't think. Don't look at me. Don't even look at me. Who can I look at?

Anybody. This thing is bugging. Yo, what pressure are you under at home? None. Zero. Absolutely zero. Wink. Wink.

If you're in trouble, wink. Yeah, you get the Captain America pass. I don't even know what that means. Word. Let us know. Give us a sign, bro. I don't. Bro.

We can talk about anything you want to damn near talk about. Let's talk about your type. My type? Or your lack of. Right, you ain't got a type? How long I known you? Yo, like, when did you meet him? Like, maybe we all have you wrong.

Maybe everyone's wrong. Hey, yo, fam. The girls that you know that I've dated, they don't, none of them look alike. That's the truth. Yo, you're an asshole, dog. Something's wrong with you, fam. The girls that I know that Ice has dealt with,

they all resemble each other. Appetite. I know. Hey, surprise. The girls, look, you even have gotten some variety in your years. Yo, Mariah Lynn just came at me. I'm going to fuck you up.

I'm letting you know. I'm letting Ice know. Where the camera at? If Mariah Lynn continues to fire me, I'm firing at him. I'm fucking Ice up. Because your fucking woman crush Wednesday keep coming at me. That's not my woman crush. I don't even do nothing to her.

But anyway, what were we saying? Yo, now that I have y'all here in this safe space and there's no women around, how do y'all really feel about nipple rings? Cool in theory,

not in practice. I love them. That's why I love men. It is what it is. I like that. That's the same thing as that. That's the same as that practice I love him that's why I love him it is what it is I like that that's the same thing as that that's the same as that I love him

I love seeing him like dudes don't have a preference really I prefer to not suck on that old rusty metal that every nigga

this week has licked on I can still taste Bernard he had candy he was eating candy dawn. I can still taste Bernard. He had candy. He was eating candy. He likes peppermint.

He was eating candy. I don't like that thing. Why can't the nipple just be enough? I like nipple. I'm just asking. Now, I'll never say that to a girl. So if you're a girl, you didn't hear that. Now, I'll never say that to a girl. So if you're a girl, kaboom. You didn't hear that.

Oh, man. This guy. I like nipple rings, though. Because you dirty. Damn. So wait, nipple rings is for dirty niggas? They ain't for hypochondriacs. Holy shit, yo.

German foam stays far and fuck away from the nipple ring. I'm waiting for you to say she's ready to go get her shit reappeared. Let's go. Oh, man. Oh, shit. And he wants to fund it. Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

All right, man. Yeah, let's go. Yo, let me ask you. What does it do for you? I just like seeing them. Really? Oh, so God. Yeah, let's go. Yo, let me ask you. What does it do for you? I just like seeing them. Really? Oh, so it's an aesthetic thing? Yeah.

But then I like seeing them, too. I like that. I like seeing them, too, but then it's time for action, like Redman said. Now give it to me. You're licking pennies, man. You're licking. Oh, when it tastes like the old penny. Oh, man. Oh, my God. You the old penny. Oh, man.

Oh, my God. You're licking loose change. The metal tastes nasty? Yes. You ever licked metal? After a while. I thought it's coated with the fancy smell. It tastes like copper, you ass.

Yeah, lick this right now. Yeah, you can see. The fuck is he talking about over here? Where my keys at? Okay, so Ice likes this. So you'll let your girl get some shit that tastes like house keys on her chest. He just said he's taking her to get it. I'm taking her to get them done if she want them.

If she was with it. She had them pierced before. She took them out when she got pregnant and stuff. And I've been, oh, you ready? You want to go get them done again? I mean, I've dated girls that have them, but I don't be. You don't suck titties? Yeah,

but I don't remember tasting the metal. Shorty the other day looked at me in the moment of trying to confide in me, get some advice. You sucked your titties?

She said, I don't know. Think about getting my nose ring back. What do you think? Man, I looked at know. Think about getting my nose ring back. What do you think? Man, I looked at that FaceTime and said... This nigga's so stupid, yo. That was the look you gave a fam.

It's 2021. I'm trying to build an empire. Are you asking me about a nose ring? What the fuck about your nose ring? Your nose, your face. Girls will ask you some questions. I didn't even know you had a nose. You think I'm the one.

To be giving you this advice. Yo, no bullshit, yo? That's what the fuck. Yo, no bullshit, yo. That's my baby. Oh, man. Don't do that,

though. Girls do ask your opinions on shit that you have no business giving them shit on. They don't care about. I told my girl a couple times,

yo, if I do have an opinion on this, you should have been worried. Like, you asked me some shit that I should not know. And if I do know,

that should lead to more questions. Like, nigga, why do you know this? Because you had a bunch of bitches in. Nah, nah, I'm not talking about, it's certain questions. And if I do know, that should lead to more questions. Like, nigga, why do you know this? Because you had a bunch of bitches in you. Nah, nah. I'm not talking about...

It's certain questions. I'm like, yo, if I answered that, you should have had a follow-up. Is you Spinderella? I mean, before you ask me, let me give you my list of women that I want in my face with a nose ring. Spinderella.

That's the end of the list? That's the end of the list. That's the end of the list, yo. That's it? Oh, I think Janet in Poetic Justice. I like the nose ring. Janet in Poetic Justice. I like nose rings.

Nose ring's cool. I like pier nose ring. Janet and Poetic. I like nose rings. Nose ring's cool. I like piercings. I like it too. If you was confident enough to get the nose ring and keep the nose ring and do your own thing with the nose ring. Have you ever dealt with lip rings? If you got a nose ring and you take it out and now you got an ass. You don't sit up in the back.

I'm not sure. Fam, no. If you're not sure sure then just wear your nose I'm not a fan of it I don't care about nose oh my god never did the lip ring never

never experienced that lip rings no or mouth piercings what about tongue tongue piercings back in the day was cool now them shit's in the way too

I don't like tongue piercings just be yourself that's asking a lot just be yourself be you be you be you but bleach the asshole yeah

well bleach the asshole is fine I'm on Instagram now I gotta really investigate these chicks I'm looking at some of the pictures from the bottom

like this right I'm looking like this cause I'm not gonna deal with none of these lip injections again I gotta I gotta do like this to really see that top right corner of your lip.

That's where the falafelness, what's they call it? The collagen. Whatever that is. Falafel. It be a little more over here than over here. You looking dumb in the mouth. Shit's stupid. I don't even understand.

I hate it. But that's being in women's business. Look, I know drop dead gorgeous girls that be getting that shit. mouth. Shit's stupid. I don't even understand. I hate it. But we get, that's being in women's business. I know drop dead gorgeous girls that be getting that shit. And I'm like, girls with nice lips. You didn't need that. The gorgeous women are the ones that

are going out. Yeah, like you didn't even need that. And the scary shit is they get the ones that don't get like the gorgeous. They get younger and younger getting this shit. That's the scary part.

Like yo, what are you doing? Like you ain't even feeling, no man made you do that. Yeah. No man made you do that. That shit is nuts Cause they think

I'm dead ass They'll be like Yo it's y'all We doing it for y'all No you're not No they not doing it for me Vogue magazine And Mademoiselle

Turned y'all out at 13 You started doing this shit For women They doing it for men attention Not necessarily for men though They just like the attention That comes with Looking like

What they think Niggas wanna see Most men don't know What a Giuseppe is That nigga wanna fuck you If you got on steve mattens or giuseppes correct what's the giuseppe giuseppe stop stop playing man scott but no like that's crazy steve man they hey you seen they got uh they got uh they putting out crocs with a stiletto stiletto crocs croc are they Balenciaga for real? Yes, it's a collab that's already

sold out and it didn't even go on sale yet There it is And this proves my point right here Some designers should be stupid as hell A lot of these Italian designers make anything a motherfucker will buy it

As long as it got that name on it I remember a long time ago your father said If any of these Italian designers make anything, a motherfucker will buy it. Yeah. As long as it got that name on it. I remember a long time ago, your father said you was arguing with your old lady. With my mom? No. One of your old exes. Oh, okay. And your father was like, she was like, yeah, I don't know what style is.

And your father said, yo, Beyonce just took a belt and wrapped it around her head. Y'all are weird. Y'all are weird and shit. And it was so funny, dog. It's true. Because I could see girls walking down the street with the purple belt with the fucking G's on it. Hey, niggas wrap paper towels around their forehead for fab. Like Dior lines on the belt, dog.

I could see it. That shit is crazy, fam. They market anything. Look at it. That shit is crazy, fam. They market anything. Look at that. That shit is ugly. Please tell me. Somebody going to make it fresh? Bitch, I brought this up for us to have fun. That's somebody going to make it fresh? Are you serious?

I just made a joke about the fucking belt around the forehead. I ain't serious. It's not a joke if you got to tell us you made it. Look at that ugly ass shoe, yo. I love it. Yo, this is my best friend by default. They dropped something else too, didn't they?

Let's go down a little bit. That shit look like a woofer ball. They got a boot. That shit is disgusting. Yo, we saying that, right? But you bought your girl PM and Ola Blahniks. Who did? You, me, and Corey.

No idea. Oh, man. This nigga just want me to buy what you bought, yo. No. Yo, let me tell her. Oh, man. This nigga just want me to buy what you bought, yo. No. Yo, let me tell our audience. Oh, man. We about to make up some bullshit. He is above purchasing things. No, I don't.

Items. I don't. Clothes. You buy lumber. No, I buy my girls' clothing as well. I just never put up here Manolo Blahnik's. I've bought my girlfriend's mad shit. I just never put up here Manolo Blahnik's. I've bought my girlfriend's mad shit. I just never bought those.

If you say that you bought those, then some type of way they might link that back to a drug dealing past, you think? I'm just trying to... Alright, no, I get it. He never did that. Joe is a dick. What the fuck is wrong with this guy, man?

He never did any of those things. Deeper, darker criminal. It's just funny. We spent all of these weeks building him up as the super architect for him to come in here on the pods. Because when they shot it. I'm like yo the branding

I don't know how do we market him I'm confused who is this who is this nigga I'm tired of doing pods with people I don't know oh man

that was funny that was funny yo listen we can leave I'm finished. I'm done. I think you should have built a house. Yo.

I was. I think you're trying to build a house on the wrong block. They chased him and his little pine wood out of there. Hey, you and your little cherry cabinets. You can't get your stuff down the road. You ain't ginger frying this neighborhood. Pow, pow. This nigga's stupid. We didn't talk about fucked down the road. You ain't ginger frying this neighborhood. Pow, pow. This nigga stupid.

We didn't talk about now. Look at me putting headphones on. Now that it's over. Oh, man. All right, man. Listen. Kiss the bell. A little love.

We're a good show for y'all today. Somebody pop. Got a lot to get to. Another cup. Let me stop lying, man. It's a tumor. This nigga so stupid. Oh, that's funny.

All right, listen. We don't have to date this. We're leaving now. This is over, but I bet y'all have some funny stories from this party. Oh, you probably will.

Yeah. Oh, you will. Because you know what I'm thinking about? Let me just throw something and I'm going to leave because my words shouldn't be recorded

for the rest of the night now. I want to just bring back Joe Bundy. I'm going to just bring back Joe Bunty. Let me just pull my phone out and start taking like, look at this nigga. Somebody gonna

boobop you. Hell yeah. Today? Yo. I wanted to do that shit the other night so bad to Bowie. But I get beat up.

I get beat up today trying to do that, right? Yes. And that's the last thing I need in the headline. Yo,

Bowie turned around, had enough of Joe Bunty. Put him to the ground. Stock I need in the headline. Yo, Batwell turned around. Had enough of Joe Pudge. Put him to the ground. Stock would be all the way plumbing. Oh, man. Oh, it's the hell with the Batwell. All right, I'm out of here, man. Funny stories to come, though.

Sure. I'm sure. What y'all doing tonight? Watching the game. Tuesday? Yeah, yeah. Watching the game. Going straight home, I'm sure.

Speeding above the speed limit to rush on the wifeys. Yes. How about it? Yes, I guess I am. Give me a good bowl of grass. Oh, this guy. I had a grass heated up when I get there. Can this come out tonight?

Can this come out, like, right now? In the pod? Like, can this be part two? I'm out of here, man. Y'all hold it down. Peace, love. Everybody be safe. Bye.

Yo, y'all are fucking stupid.