The Johnny Salami Podcast - Jamie Wolf

Episode Date: June 11, 2023

Jamie Wolf by The Johnny Salami Podcast

I think I took a shit in my neighbors lawn Yeah Laughter Music Well I love you madly dear And I need you badly dear Why did you leave me here Without your love

Music Music Music Music Music Oh bro I'm hurting. Exactly. Yeah, I've never really bothered to ask people when they come over. I'm never like, what do you feel when you see me?

Because I already kind of know the answer. What do you think it is? You probably like a little bit like intimidated yeah followed by like a lot of confusion you know where's the confusion what do you think the confusion's coming from just probably when i speak yeah because you're expecting something else. Yes. And then when I start speaking, you're like, whoa, this is a little different. Yeah. Yeah, I do expect you to have more of a, I guess, a dumber voice. Really? Yeah. I feel like my voice is pretty fucking dumb, dude.

No. No? No, no. It's almost too deep to sound stupid. Hell yeah. I just feel like there's something about a deep voice that makes you... It's like a biological thing. It's like you just want to listen to...

They're the leader. A little bit of stoicism. Like I could lead an army, dude. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know where you were going with that. But I preempted with it. Yeah, but that's actually right. I've been thinking about reading a few of those books.

You ever see those... It's such a i've been thinking about reading a few of those books you ever see those uh it's such a funny phrase thinking about reading i've been pondering maybe uh just reading maybe at one point reading yeah i've read those books dude really yeah the stoicism books yeah i'm a huge reader oh wow a book yeah i'm always reading a book did they change your life dude uh well actually one of them was actually quite interesting yeah because it was about essentially you ever been to therapy you know therapy so it was about like reframing this essentially it's called obstacle is the way by ryan holiday yeah that's the one i thought about uh yeah i thought about reading that's the one that actually was useful to me legitimately useful because it's all about and it's actually like a therapeutic technique also but he uses stoic stoicism and the stoic philosophy to

basically uh back channel like yeah as fuel for this philosophy which is really just a therapeutic technique but anyway it's like every challenge you have in your life look at it as an opportunity and if you don't have a challenge you have to find a challenge because the whole point of it to him life it's just you have to find the right challenge the obstacle is the way you kind of have to be like pretty smart to read that too and like interpret it the right way you know because if you're like yeah borderline like mentally challenged yeah you could like think about that as like yeah that's so funny whenever uh whenever that's brought up people are like oh so i should just do something that fucking hurts you know like run into like a

rapist reading that book oh i get it i totally get what you're putting down i'm picking it up yeah like a serial killer's like oh yeah i see yeah this is the motivation i needed that makes sense what's that dude's name like ryan day or something the author yeah ryan holiday yeah he sends him like a like a video message he's like hey man read your book dude killed 12 last week i totally i totally connect with it and i i really it really informed a lot of my philosophy uh i'm currently in jail on 12 counts of aggravated rape i would never have done it without you man i appreciate it i i hung in there because of you yeah he's like dude seven years in the making man i've wanted to blow up this apple because

of your book i did it i realized just because it's challenging doesn't mean i shouldn't blow up the apple biz yeah everybody's so stupid about those books though man they're like yeah yeah it's like uh it's almost like borderline between philosophy and and like self-help yeah but that's the issue with any self-help book is it's what you're saying it's the audience it's like it could help someone with like good ideas who lacks motivation i guess or discipline i suppose but then it could also just be put in the hands of an idiot yeah and then like that book could be the reason that like a great artist keeps doing their art and it could also be the reason that like a great artist keeps doing their art. And it could also be the reason that thousands of really bad artists who should quit keep doing their art.

Yes, dude. Yeah. But it's almost like I think people might read that. Yeah. And be like they expect the book to change their life. And it's like, no, like you have to actually like. Yeah. You have to actually do shit now.

You can't just tell people at a Starbucks you read The Obstacle is the Way and now you've figured everything out. Implementation is also arguably more important than even reading the book. If you didn't read the book and you implemented changes to your life, your life might get better.

You could even pretend that you read the book. Yeah, you legit don't have you read the book. Yeah. You legit don't have to read one word of it. In fact, you actually don't because the whole book is just a complicated way of saying just the title. That specific book. Yeah. All you have to know is the obstacle is the way. That's literally all it says for like a hundred some pages. A hundred percent.

Yeah. They have so many books like that. Like Jocko Willink's Discipline Equals Freedom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, shit like that, dude. Have you read that? You thought about reading it? I thought about reading it.

You thought about reading it, yeah. So you know. Kindle is fucking me over, dude. Why? They just don't have it. I don't know if I'm using Kindle wrong. Why are you using Kindle? Just because, like, if I'm on the train, you know,

instead of listening to, like, Big Dig Shit, Big Dick Shit, I just said Big Dig Shit. Big Dig Shit. Big Dig Shit, Volume 7. Like, instead of listening to that, sometimes I'll be like, oh, dude, you should read a book. What's Big Dig Shit, Volume 7? It's a Big Dig Shit, Volume 7.

It's a SoundCloud mix. Oh, oh, oh, oh, music. I didn't expect anyone to get that reference. Because that could be anything. That could be like a porno. That could be a lot of things. I didn't know what you meant at all. Instead of listening to Big Dick Shit,

I suppose I thought you meant like a podcast of some kind. I mean, that's pretty positive compared to like the other things it could have been. Yeah. You know. Good thing I clarified that too. Listening to a porno called Big Dick Shit. Even if you read a book called that. You're just on the subway.

Meanwhile, in your headphones. Oh, God, it's so big. Oh, my God. Holy crap. That would be especially like the polo too with a straight face dude i saw a couple times actually you may have seen this in new york dude on the subway watching porn full volume not jerking off just just intently watching it wow kind of like the way that you might consume a tv show or really yeah i haven't seen that yet yeah he was just just what you haven't seen that no i'm not even a guy jerking

off on the subway wow you haven't seen that i haven't no dude wow well how long you've been here since september you said yeah yeah maybe it'll come you'll see it you will see it because everyone told me i would see it and i was like yeah right yeah it'll come in due time. You will see it. Because everyone told me I would see it, and I was like, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. It'll happen. I've seen it a bunch now. But the porn thing is interesting because they're just watching. They weren't jerking off.

You think they were a little chubbed up, though? Were they wearing, like, jeans or something? You know, I didn't think to ask or to look. You should have asked, man. Yeah, I should have asked. Excuse me, sir. He thinks I'm going to tell him to turn it down. Are you a little chubbed up, sir?

How chubbed are you? Half chub? Three-quarter chub? Are those flex fit jeans is there anything preventing a chub sir i mean if it is summertime dude you see a lot of those dudes in like uh like the short shorts that would be risky yeah we've been going out in public with like those short like uh swimwear type shorts yes I know exactly what you're talking about. You get a good wind gust, man. Yeah. Fuck, dude.

The shorts that are either European or just gay. Yeah, sometimes both. If you're from America, they're gay. If you're European, you get a pass. 100%. Yeah, you have a nice bulge, so it passes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, are you ever...

It's interesting because growing up, I feel like I saw my friends' dicks a lot. And I haven't really done that recently. Like how long do you think it's been? Years. Wow. Years, man. I'm not going to lie, dude.

No homo. Yeah. I've been thinking about that a lot, too. Nothing gay about thinking about seeing your friend's dick. Yeah, well, I'm fun, man. Just because you haven't in a while and you're jonesing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. fun, man. Just because you haven't in a while and you're jonesing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's nothing gay about that.

Nothing gay about jonesing for a glance at your friend's big old dick. Yeah. Have you ever been to like a men's swim meet? That'll change your life. No, but why do you ask because they're so shoved into the speedo or dude in high school i went to a men's swim meet uh my friend his girlfriend uh was a swimmer and then uh the men's was like before her meet and we walked in and it was just like 40 dudes in speedos yeah they're like super tight like you can see like the full cock

like oh my god men's swimming shouldn't they shouldn't even wear like the bottom they should just wear nothing because you can see but the dick would drag it would actually you'd swim slow yeah yeah good point yeah good point i didn't see i didn't see that but but yeah dude when i went there it was impossible to look the dudes in the face yeah like i was just looking at dudes like like right into their piece straight up dick contact like fucking jeff from like english class too these are like dudes i knew yeah man that changed my life forever doesn't that it does change your life forever yeah like seeing a guy like the the size of a guy's penis for some reason changes your perception of him ever after once you know his actual dick size you know i think most you're expecting pretty average yeah but when there's a guy like there was a guy a good friend of mine in college who was a short guy he was like a small little guy five seven five eight yeah um i happened to i didn't actually see his dick but having to find out from a friend who saw his dick waxing because they played soccer together.

So in the locker room, I think he's got a fucking hog. Really? He's like six inches soft and it's chody. Whoa. And I was like, wow. Yeah. From that point on, I had a newfound respect for that guy. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. Yeah, dude. What is that? What is that? I think it's curiosity, dude. I think it Yeah. Yeah, dude. What is that? What is that in us? I think it's curiosity, dude. I think it's Mother Nature, man. You know?

I agree. Because we're just like, it's like deviant, dude. Like, you're not, you know? Like, if you're walking around and thinking about dudes' dicks, like, you're kind of gay. Yeah. But if it's like, you know, if it approached itself in a way where it's like this dude's dick could come out right now yeah you know then it's like you get a little curious you know yes i've seen some dudes dicks where i'm like that dude's dick looks like it's

from like another dimension dude it's like how so it just doesn't even look like a dick, dude. But then I've seen some dudes with some absolute fucking fire hoses, dude. Oh, you mean because it's so small? Is that what you're implying? It just doesn't even look like a dick. Like, you would see it and be like, dude, what the actual fuck is that? What do you mean? Like, what does it look like instead? Like an eye?

They have like an ear down there? It's just where a dick should be. It's an ear and two balls. It just looks like an inflamed, like have like an ear down there? Yeah. It's just where a dick should be, it's an ear and two balls. Dude. It just looks like an inflamed, like, raisinette. Okay. Okay. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, damn. I've never seen one that small. I have seen, for some reason, at the gym, I think this is like a hack joke, but every guy who has their dick out at the gym has a tiny penis. Yes. Like, tiny. Yeah. Those are most of the dicks I've seen.

So small that, that yeah me too like in porn you see dicks but it's like always bit like that's always gonna be big those are the dicks you want to see yeah you know that is kind of gay actually that we always as guys we don't want to see a porn with a guy with a small dick we need the guy the guy's dick to be big yeah in porn which is kind of gay yeah you're also like you're looking for the right girl but you're looking for the right guy too yeah yeah yeah you yeah totally there's guys that yeah 100 i can't do this yeah you know like the girl's hot but the guy's like i'm just i can't well it's not usually his looks it's more like

the way he fucks sometimes he fucks wrong yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, that's not good. That's not right. That's not what I would do. That's not what I would do. It's a taste thing. It's more about, it's like a style of fuck. You want the right style. There's some guys for me, the guy that, there's like a guy that puts women in like a weird like headlock thing and then fucks them. And I'm like, I don't want that.

Like a, oh yeah. What about a normal fuck guy? same here man choke him a little yeah i know what i want yeah it's got pretty gay pretty quick yeah that's you know it's expected dude i'm happy with that we went down this route but yeah dude uh i've always thought about like uh that is kind of fearful though like knowing that another dude's gonna see your piece you know because there's always that moment you're like should i fluff it up a little bit yeah you know i do what do you what do you normally what call do you normally make i usually go with the fluff for sure dude me too i was afraid to say it if you didn't say it first no if you said no i was gonna go yeah i would never do that it's kind of time it's at like the the gym or something

and you're like dude i just i just worked out like my balls are fucking sweating like you know what i mean i do know what you mean but disgusting down there dude like yeah yeah but if i was like if it was a nice day out and i was wearing silk underwear and I already had a little chub going, that's the best, man, where you can just whip it out and just be like, hell yeah, dude. I know. It's good when it's chub to the point that it's bigger, but not chub to the point it's standing up.

Yeah. Because when you're walking around a gym locker room with an erection, not just a chub, but a full-on boner. You ever fluff it up too much? Dude, I've fluffed it up too much before and had to wait it out. Because I fluffed it up a little and then I just have to wait to undress because I have a little heart and they can see. And I'm like, I don't want them to know. I was just going to say that. I knew two dudes and we were getting ready we like it was at the gym there's like four of us

and uh we had just worked out and we were all like oh you guys want to hit like the the hot tub and the the sauna yeah dude they fluffed it up way too much too much yeah it was so gay dude i was like dude you're like hard right you're that's not a chub that's a boner that's a like a three-quarter chub you know oh man that's not good because once it gets chub enough that you could fuck with it it's a it's gay that's the point at which it's gay because like a half chub even still it's hard to fuck with a half chub three-quarter chub you can you can five usually fuck with a three quarter yeah yeah so that's too much a full chub by the way is rare yeah once every five years dude i'm smashed like once that moment comes where i finally get it yes i can't even get it you're

like it's like in fortnite when you got all the power-ups you're full on energy your ammo's fully loaded yeah you've been thinking about that moment for like years dude you think you're gonna be hard as a rock dude you're just like i'm sorry most of the time you're just you have a girlfriend fuck now dude no do i look like i have a girlfriend i time you're just, do you have a girlfriend? Fuck no, dude. No? Do I look like I have a girlfriend? I mean. You don't look like you don't. Really?

Yeah. Wait, what do you mean really? Do you think you're ugly or something? I think I'm retarded, so. Okay, yeah, yeah. You're definitely a guy's guy. Yeah. Yeah.

Word on the street is like chicks around here kind of dig like uh the mentally challenged yeah really yeah yeah really i don't know if someone was just saying that to be nice but that's what i heard why is that i guess just like uh because maybe it's like a little deviant you know maybe spice things up a little bit because they have so many like gay effeminate guys i think that maybe they're just used to like all the chads and the materialistic uh the vibes dude you know maybe they want a little bit of excitement you know see a dude like launch a javelin the opposite way yeah that kind of makes sense to me actually yeah i sort of get that what kind of girl are you into

like if you're thinking about let about maybe fucking but also a girlfriend. I've always dated her. I'm trying to get your vibe. Yeah. I've always dated her. Can I guess before you say? Because I want to see how. Yeah, they've all been the same.

I'm feeling. Yeah, you've got a type. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, interesting. I'm feeling, for you, I'm feeling like a basketball player girl. She's, like, huge. I wish. She's, like, 6'1". Dude, that's crazy. for you i'm feeling like like a basketball player girl she's like huge i wish she's like six one dude that's crazy she's six one and she's black crazy you said that i'm like in love with a woman

right now who's like about six feet tall really yeah at the gym dude ah at the gym yeah yeah what is that with the gym and seeing someone work out every day you get so fucking into them that testosterone i think it's yeah yeah maybe that is it your blood's pumping you're seeing them you're almost also like what are you doing at the gym but simulating fuck you're simulating fucking when they're doing your training to to get better at fucking that's why you're there you're not there as an athlete i mean me i'm not at least yeah well you're like pretending you're an athlete everyone's pretending yeah exactly throwing a med ball at my fucking nots but uh it's definitely the test just lying on your back throwing it up

having it come down on your fucking balls just screaming at it get me it slams back down train it for life dude the six-foot girl watching you do that he's so hot oh my god damn super said that with like calves to the point you can barely walk out like cav cav workouts that really destroy your calf do that do that every day oh my god i think it is the testosterone though dude it's got to be for sure yeah but there's also something about i think the outfits the women wear and seeing a woman i you know what i like at the gym i don't like a woman who's not really doing much i like a woman who's like really working out hard and it's sweating

that's fucking attract that's like we were like best friends and like another another life yeah do you want a girl's like sweating dude yes oh the gym. There's a girl at my gym who brings a towel because she sweats that much, dude. Wow. I almost called the cops on myself, dude. It was wild, man. You're doing the tricep pull-downs, but you can't pull it down because your dick is hard? You keep bumping your own dick? I'm doing triceps with my dick.

It would be really funny to go to the gym and use weights to do Kegels. Because you know how, like, I think you're supposed to weight your dick down and then flex your dick. So you know how, like, you can flex it, I think you're supposed to weight your dick down and then flex your dick. So, you know how, like, you can flex it up. Dude, is that a, is Kegels, like, women or is that a?

Men can do them, too. Oh, is it called, like, jelking? It's supposed to make you last longer. Oh, really? Is it called what? I've heard jelking. Maybe that's what I'm thinking. Maybe Kegels are for women.

I think jelking is when you, like, you're, like, jer're jerking off, and right before you're about to cum, you stop. Oh, no, that's for lasting longer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's for the same thing. Oh, really? Yeah, it's the same muscle. So you train that, I don't know what muscle, but you can flex it. So you could put a kettlebell on your cock.

You go to the gym, you pull your pants down, you're already hard. You put a kettlebell, and cock you go to the gym you pull your pants down you're already hard you put a kettlebell and you you pay off the membership in full too it's not like a month-to-month thing you're like dude this is paid free and clear you get an annual it's interesting to think about like there should be a gym that's specifically because it's all the gyms are like dancing around the idea but there should be a gym that teaches you how to fuck better like how to stroke because you know they teach you how to squat but there should be like a guy or a woman that'll teach you how to stroke right yeah yeah you know you think they have uh you think they have classes like that somewhere i think they

have blow job classes really yeah they definitely do do they have to have like some sort of like uh sex 101 classes it might not be like 101 though it might be like ap sex ap sex yeah there might be like an entry level exam there should be like an anal class you just had to do anal there's shit because girls i'm assuming girls mostly are taking the blowjob classes or gay guys yeah but we should have a a class for how to get your girlfriend to do anal yeah that's that's the class straight guys need it would be like a four-year uh thing it's a college course you get a ba yeah dude it's like a anal in the infield university the acceptance rate's like 99.9 do that be wild man would it be high or would it

be low dude might be hard might be a really exclusive it's kind of the harvard of fucking yeah that would be a really tough school to get into yeah to get into the advanced place program for a four-year course on how to get a girl to do anal. Yeah. I mean, that's a long. The final exam, you're at like an Applebee's with a chick. You have to convince her to just go for it. In the Applebee's? Yeah. Get like breadsticks and shit. Start off slow.

Damn, dude. sticks and shit start off slow damn dude i was gonna say something dude but it's so fucked up man what uh this dude came on the podcast and you said you're into like more like soft core porn right like you're into like uh oh um i mean i guess i'm just not into this one specific guy who fucks like doing like triangle chokes it's more he's doing like he's simulating like wwe moves it's not even sexual really it's just like how pretzeled up can i get this lady while still putting my dick inside of her is this on like porn hub or is it yeah it's normal porn hub he's got he's like a bald guy i see him all the time really yeah he's doing weird shit but um yeah he puts them in like a full nelson and then like

fucks him and i'm like i don't like that but i do i don't think i'm into like soft core i'm like into like choking and slapping sure yeah yeah i. Yeah. I mean, what are you, what are you watching? More like not soft core, but just like, uh, I like a good storyline, man. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. I watch it from the beginning.

No way. And then, uh, this dude came on the podcast. This isn't true. Is this true? Promise you. Okay. It'll change your life, man. More than that book changed your life.

The storyline is the, is the is the way yeah the obstacle in this situation is watching a porn from this dude came on and he was like uh obviously we're just talking about porn because it's like all we talk about and he was like dude you uh have you ever like done like a live cam like if you're ever going on uh what is it called it's called chatterbait yeah dude it's like live cams like you're not on a live cam you're watching like a live cam oh okay so there's people like go on and they have sex and like you can tip them and stuff it's like only fans kind of yeah so they're like making money dude oh and i was watching this one dude this was like one of the most graphic things wait so you did you have

watched them yeah once he told me about it i was like i'm gonna check this out immediately okay like i have to check this out so i i entered this one cam and it was just like a normal couple yeah and for some reason dude in every cam there's like this pink thing in the woman's ass. Okay. I don't know if it's to like warm it up or whatever. Okay. I think it's to like warm it up for anal. Okay.

You know what I mean? So if you want to like convince a girl, I guess that's how you do it. So it's like this pink thing, dude. So I'm like watching this and I'm like super intrigued. I'm not even like, I'm not even spanking, dude. I'm just like. Yeah. It's like I'm watching Nat Geo, dude.

You know what I mean yes so all of a sudden dude this chick takes out the pink thing yeah dude what poop starts flying everywhere no way i swear really dude she like ran to the bathroom and they like turned off the cam actually swear while you were watching while i was watching holy this is all in real time dude oh my god yeah dude i did not expect it and i was just like she didn't expect it i bet yeah man you gotta use an enema what do you mean that this girl's crazy yeah they don't like eat in porn for like days before yeah maybe she went to like a mexican restaurant dude and just like took a chance no fucking way it. It was graphic, dude. Oh, man.

Like there's, I don't think they're going to come back from that. That's a nightmare. Like, dude, there's a bunch of dudes in the chat too watching it. Yeah. Who are probably regulars. They're like, oh, we can't come back. Honestly, they were probably into it, but. What's that like?

That's like the, you ever, like, it's like when a, when a, it's kind of like if you're a actor and you're like accused of sexual assault or something yeah because people just can't look at you the same after you know yeah they used to like your stuff we've all had that moment though where we've done something and we're like dude no one's gonna look at me the same anymore yeah yeah what's what moment like that for you we definitely have all had that moment yeah for sure i think most of mine when i was younger dude like one time uh my big moment was uh i know you said you have like anxiety right like you get like you know you'd like talk about that on stage you get anxiety a little bit yeah yeah i used to have a lot more i'm on Zoloft now. Oh, really? I haven't felt emotion in about six months.

Holy shit, man. Yeah. Dude. It's amazing. So I don't have anxiety. I mean, sometimes I do. When I was younger, I used to get angry because I was fat. And people made fun of you?

People made fun of me, dude. And it's a true story, dude. I grew up in Rhode Island. And we used to go to the beaches a lot in the summer when i was like 14 15 yeah so i'm with my buddy and you know i have like massive tits dude you know i'm just trying to like i'm trying to just soak up the sun dude yeah like cheryl crow style yeah and this dude was with his wife and he called me like a fat fuck dude i got so mad dude i took a shit in the ocean really and i thought my shit would ride the wave and hit him in the face dude dude so i'm taking a shit in the ocean yeah and like the shit comes out yeah and dude salt water shoots into my ass

oh fuck and i literally was like in so much pain, dude. Like, I screamed at the top of my lungs, dude. And I, like, ran over to everyone. Yeah. And I had to, like, tell them what happened, dude. Yeah, I was trying to shit at this guy. Yeah. Through the ocean.

But I had to tell them what happened. I was trying to use the ocean as my bow. Yeah. Dude, I was trying to fuck you. For it to shoot the arrow of my shit straight at his face. I was trying to fucking define physics, dude. I was trying to write my own fucking war story. That's so fucking...

Yeah, one time, dude, we were at this beach that there was no... It's like a remote beach. You gotta poop in the ocean. We pooped in the ocean and then we went, obviously, to a way... We took a 15-minute walk and then we started swimming obviously, to a way, like, we took, like, a 15-minute walk.

And then we started swimming there because we didn't want to swim near our shit. Hour later, the poop, we see the poop floating. Yeah. No way. What? Yeah. Dude. It was a floater, and it floated all the way.

I saw my shit. Because we saw, when I shit, it was a floater, and we were like, let's go. Like, we don't want to be here while this shit floats near us yeah we walked 15 minutes spent an hour at that part of the beach it floated by dude yeah that's a fuck because it was like the tide was taking it that's like a love story man yeah yeah i think like god someone was sending you a sign like another like a higher power i do think so but i i'm not quite sure what the sign would be yeah i mean if it's a shit floating in the ocean yeah but i i

totally believe that it was a higher power yeah responsible oh dude that's crazy it couldn't be chance no we could go to like a harvard uh like one of those orientation type things yeah you know yeah man and then do what and ask them to explain it maybe just go to like one of those things where you can like kinda it's like an audition kind of

yeah where like people like they present their inventions and stuff yeah you could just tell that story and be like

one of you fucking bitches explain this they can't dude or dude imagine if that was like a TED talk dude Dude, imagine if that was like a TED Talk. Dude.

Have you ever had one of those moments, though, where like you did something and you were like, dude, there's no coming back from this? Yeah, dude. Definitely in high school. I think the one for me was Oxycontin. Really? You OD'd or something just doing oxycodone really holy shit i think the first time i did it i was like i'm not coming back from this because i'm doing this yeah a lot dude how does that i mean it's hard to how does it try not to ask a stupid question dude no you can ask whatever yeah yeah you didn't do oxy or

opiates you didn't do vicodin or perks or dude for some reason i i was always getting hurt and injured yeah they would always offer it and i always said no because i had heard the stories oh you know what it was dude is uh i think i've told this story before, and I'll briefly summarize. Dude, I was at a football practice, and during the practice, this kid was on both of his knees, almost like he was given a blowjob, but he had just fallen down. And someone came out of nowhere and fucking clotheslined this kid. Really? And his femur snapped in half. Dude, it was so loud that everyone thought like a tree fell what but yeah dude long

story short holy fuck this dude almost died wow and uh he got addicted to pain meds yeah he was just never the same yeah and there was things like that that i remembered and i was like dude if i ever get hurt like if it's not too bad i just i can't like yeah caught up in that yeah exactly because people always talk about they're like dude it's so much fun it's the best yeah it's the best i can't even imagine man and i know i would get addicted for sure i know you would do you have like an addictive personality you just think it was just yeah you're just 100 i've been addicted to a lot of stuff but that that's it was actually one of the least destructive addictions i don't know you were sick to the sense. Yeah, 100%. I've been addicted to a lot of stuff, but it was actually one of the least destructive addictions that I've had.

You were just chilling. Because I was addicted to video games at one point. Yeah. Like, get home 4 p.m., I'd say, as a kid. Play until 1 a.m. Yeah. Don't really sleep, maybe 2 a.m. Don't sleep at all all don't really have friends

don't see people that's that's worse me right now that's worse yeah that's worse than oxycontin you think so oxycontin yeah oxycontin you do with you know i would do it alone but you know you do it with friends you snort it with friends it's's a social. What does it make you feel like? It's hard to describe, but like you're floating kind of on a cloud. It's very much a downer because I was anxious. Oh, okay. And it does the opposite. So anxiety is kind of like amphetamines naturally.

You know, you're just up here all the time. And then oxy just brings you down. But it brings you down in a safe way. Like you don't feel like, you don't feel in danger. Well, that is one of the effects. So I actually talked to a neurologist about this. But I used to talk on stage about how you just, you can't feel bad when you're on it. Like you just can't. There's no way to do it yeah

um and a neurologist came up to me after the show and they were like you know that's actually scientifically true because it it's it's some chemical oxy it's like almost not possible really yeah like scientifically speaking shit and then also from an objective like from my subjective standpoint it was you never could it was just so hard to feel bad you could you could feel really bad and be in a bad situation and then do Oxy and it just would go away. You'd think you solved the problem. That's what it felt like. Wow.

So, dude, if you were here right now on Oxy just chilling, like I wasn't here, you were just by yourself in that recliner. Yeah. And somebody launched an RPG through the upstairs. Yeah. You would be like, it's all good. Totally fine. What? I was actually thinking about we could give it to the military.

Yeah. Yeah. No fear. Just everyone's getting fucked up and you're just like, fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. The only problem with giving it to the military would probably just be that they'd be watching too much Tosh. I would imagine.

probably just be that they'd be watching too much tosh.io i would imagine they'd put on tosh and not be able to really get out of that just watching like the food channel dude that's the thing because you feel so satisfied wherever you are it's like uh you really can't like it doesn't allow you to be seeking, you know, it's, it's the chemical of like your body will release it. I think after sex,

it's like that kind of chemical where if you ever like not, you just not when you're masturbating, cause that kind of makes you sad or anxious. Like you make sure. Yeah, definitely. But like after you have sex, it releases that chemical of like i'm good like when

you go you know when you fuck and you immediately want to go to sleep that's kind of what it is naturally just like this okay i'm all good it makes you feel post not like all the time so interesting dude because that's like the opposite of like alcohol you know yeah alcohol dude you get fucked up enough. You're like, dude, I'll drive through a fucking house for you. You know what I mean? Totally. So maybe that's totally.

And alcohol makes you want to fuck, too. It makes you seek. Yeah. It lowers your inhibitions. Oxy almost eliminates the desire for anything different, you know? Yeah. So you're just like kind of harmless. You're just chilling.

Yeah. But then you totally when you're on Oxy, I totally believe you're just like uh kind of harmless you're just chilling yeah but then you totally when you're on oxy i totally believe you're very harmless yeah i think the issue becomes when you don't get oxy yeah the withdrawals then you become one of the most harmful people i could possibly imagine dude how addicting is it immediately this was like the third time i did it not even like very early on in doing oxy maybe the third time honestly it could have even been the first time but i remember one specific time that was really early on when i was doing oxy as soon like two hours flying in school the whole time at assembly most boring part of school ever yeah even a class is more interesting because you can whatever make a joke or jerk off in the back or something yeah i like

how you're wistfully yeah this guy knows me too well yeah yeah dude you can like do some shit in class but assembly is just boring you want to to fall asleep. You can't. Your teacher keeps waking you up or whatever. I was flying. And then assembly ends, and I'm just mad. Just fucking angry. Someone bumps into me. What the fuck? Like, mad.

Like, really mad. I'm not that guy normally. Just annoyed by everything everyone was saying itchy that's one thing that's real so the withdrawals were like no that legit fucking every time i did it doing this shit all until it's red whoa every time i don't know maybe that's not for everyone but dude i fucking every time itchy right here when i'm coming down so like compared to like other drugs how hard is it to quit like impossible yeah probably the hardest i don't know well i don't know about that really but hard as shit yeah yeah i mean it's obviously not like fentanyl or anything like

that like it's like yeah yeah yeah it's definitely it's uh i mean i think fentanyl is also an opiate so i think it's pretty much the same really yeah it's the same all that class of the class of drugs fentanyl uh oxycontin like vicodin perks it's just all it's all street legal heroin it's the exact same thing as heroin yeah it's literally the same, it's just safer. Different levels? Yeah. It's just safer than heroin. It's more pure than heroin. Because it's done by a pharmaceutical

company, but it's heroin. It's all opium. So you OD'd and that's when you were like, alright, I'm done. I did OD. That wasn't when I was done, but I did OD. Oh, really? I was at a movie with my like all right i'm done i did od yeah i did od that wasn't when i was done but i did od oh really i i i uh i was at a movie with my friends i was like 17 years old i think maybe 16 or 16 or 17 yeah and uh with a movie at watching a movie prometheus you ever see that it's like a prequel

to the movie alien maybe yeah one of the worst movies i've ever seen in my whole life i'm on oxy and i'm thinking that and that's as i said really difficult that's how bad this movie i'm on oxy cotton going i wish things were different right now something's got to change because this this sucks yeah and also i also, I did so much Oxy that day. Really? So much Oxy. So much. And I start feeling, and this is so rare for me, at least.

I start feeling nauseous on Oxy. Usually, you just feel good. I start feeling nauseous watching this movie. And at first, I think it's kind of the movie because it's so bad. But I'm realizing there's a medical issue. Like, I'm going to throw up. And I just get get up go to the bathroom in the movie theater can't make it to a toilet entrance to the bathroom throw up

everywhere oh blood what blood you threw up blood dude threw up blood immediately felt better immediately like immediate feeling better yeah and i and honestly some of the oxy must have gotten into my system because now i just feel like i'm on oxy and i'm like i'm all good go back down watch the movie for like 40 more minutes and i i'm like i gotta i gotta go this movie is not good yeah so me and my friends leave the movie early but uh not because i overdosed just because the movie was so bad that's how fucking bad this movie was this movie fucking sucks dude yeah it was it was worse than an overdose on Oxycontin. Jesus. Dude. Legit.

I overdosed and was like, you know, I don't have to go to a hospital. And then I watched this movie and I went, I got to go somewhere. Maybe not a hospital, but somewhere different. It'd be so funny if you wrote that in the movie reviews online. One star. Worse than overdosing. The best part of this movie was my overdose that's wild man i don't even know what to say you know yeah you can say whatever it doesn't matter it's just like so like uh bleak no dude that's dope man well you're like sober now so it's like not that sad yeah i mean it's not it's it's certainly it's i'm certainly sober now is it is it not that sad

that's in the eye of whoever's listening i don't think it's that sad yeah to be honest i don't think it's that sad but there are there are some people that would disagree with us yeah for sure argue i don't know about the listeners of this podcast but certainly there's a large percentage of the population that might say it's a little sad yeah for sure but i i really don't see it that way i don't see it that way yeah if you were still struggling i would be like fuck yeah it is sad when you can't when people don't beat it i mean yeah that's the saddest yeah but knowing that like you are like the comedian you are yeah you know it's kind of like cool i think dude honestly this is fucking gay to say when i see you you after that but i'm

gay yeah this is my coming out this is pretty gay to say, but I'm straight up gay, man. You think there's ever been a homophobic gay guy who came out like that? Yo, no homo, I'm gay. For sure, yeah. I'm definitely gay, bro. Yeah, a little buzzed in a parking lot somewhere. Like a stop and shop parking lot. Yeah, Kansas City parking lot. Yeah, the vibes are good.

The vibes are good. He's like, yo, bros. Drinking a Coors. I think this is a good time. Yo, no fucking homo, but I'm a fucking, I'm a fairy, dude. He's like, yo, good vibes only, guys. Oh, my God. But I was going to say, like, dude like dude like as gay as it sounds like i'm jealous of like

comedians who get like super fucked up and can still do comedy yeah it's something i don't know like yeah because i guess i wish i could do that i know me too you know there's always that dude who's like yeah we fucking rage in the night, bro. Yeah. And then the next day they can, like, do a show and, like, crush. Yeah, dude. And I'm just like, Jesus. I watched last night Shane Gillis do a set, like, 10 beers deep.

Yeah. Great. He was great. You couldn't, you could barely, I mean, you could kind of tell he's, like, so drunk he's kind of slurring his words. But other than the slurring, like his performance was fucking good. Yeah. You know what really impressed me about it?

He did an act out that required you to be. He did like an act out of someone with Down syndrome. And I can't do it. It was so good. Wow. He has Down syndrome people in his family. So he like, you know, he's better at it. But like he fucking nailed it.

Ten beers deep. Not offensive. just very accurate. Yeah, that's a risky attitude. I mean, some people get offended, but I wasn't like, that was overdone. I was like, that's exactly what someone with Down syndrome fucking sounds like. Yeah. Exactly. And you're just like, wow, this dude is ten beers deep.

Ten beers deep, dude. Yeah. And it's almost like, the crazy thing to think about is like, could he do that sober? Yeah, I know. I've never seen him do a set fully sober. Yeah. That's the craziest part, man. Yeah.

Because it's sad too, dude, to think about because you're like some of the coolest people. You're like, I wonder if I could ever just like chill with this dude sober. You know what I mean? I know. It's very sad. Yeah. What do you think? I think it'd be kind of gay.

It would be like, uh, cause I, I was like very, I was definitely an alcoholic. Like probably when I was like 20, 22 is when I like kind of stopped drinking. Yeah.

In college. And I just remember just being like, dude, there's no, I just remember being sober just remember just being like dude there's no i just remember being sober with someone just being like dude i just like i can't have fun right now you know what i mean yeah they're just like there's no way yeah and you feel bad you're like oh this person like doesn't need alcohol to have fun and you're just like dude i literally need i need to have like yeah at least a few beers to even like, totally. Yeah.

Part of it's getting older. Life is less fun. Part of it is when you're an adult, what's fun is doing drugs and getting fucked up. Like the shit that used to be fun. It's just not like fun. Like, like sports.

It's like, it's fun, but it's not like fun in the same way as it was when you were a kid. Yeah, it's hard to, like, grasp reality, dude. You know what I mean? Totally. Because it's, like, confusing as fuck. You always want to run it back, dude.

You know? Sometimes I'll go home and I'll be like, dude, I'm going to hang out with the boys. We're going to get blacked out. We're going to hit on some fatties. Yeah. And then I go home and it's like the exact opposite. Everyone's like, dude, I don't want to go out. Like, I just want to fucking chill.

I know. And you're like, oh, wow, this is what it is. Yeah. But then I have some positive moments, dude, where I'm like, because like every podcast I do is sober. Yeah. And there's always like laughing moments on the podcast. Yeah. sober yeah there's always like laughing moments on the podcast yeah and there are so many comments where people are like dude this these kids are so high right now and we're not high at all

so there's like a sober aspect to like laughter for sure man yeah yeah you mean having fun with laughter yeah because it's like it's almost like you just don't give a fuck you know what i mean yeah in that moment you definitely don't yeah i don't think i've had fun probably since uh probably since i did oxy really yeah i think there was like it was like a age where it just fucked up my brain wiring and i can't feel like i could feel bad but i couldn't really feel good yeah after dude i haven't felt something in a while it's been a while right in a while dude like i i almost want to be in more like life and death situations like dude there should be that to me that's like an adult playground is like it's legitimate, you could die here. There's a real risk.

Not like you're safe and you're ziplining. There's a legit risk of if you don't hold on to the zipline, there's no harness. You're falling to your death. That's fun as an adult. Yes. Not quite dying. Because depression is like even being depressed

when i was younger i was super depressed and depression is like you don't feel like you're alive everything kind of feels like a blur yeah you know yeah and now i'm like kind of past that but i still haven't like truly felt like i haven't felt that feeling in so long. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, I do know. That feeling, it's like when you're younger, you have that Friday night's life,

that Little League baseball feeling or something like that. That's a great, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You smell the fucking grass on you. I think it's... I don't know. Maybe it's getting older. I don't really know what it is because I haven't felt it,

but I think there's a way to feel it maybe. Even... Yeah. I don't know. I like playing video games. It's fun. I did that recently. I played Fortnite on Monday.

That was fun. You were like, dude dude i feel dangerous right now i think that is like the appeal is like i don't know there's nothing like fucking fun well dude you must uh i feel it sometimes before i go on stage you ever feel it like before you go on stage no no i used to but not yeah it's kind of vanishing a little bit at this point. It's just too many sets. Too many. It's just, it's almost numbed me in a bad way. I'm just like, it's boring.

Going on stage in front of like, unless it's a big ass crowd, like a big crowd. Yeah. It's hard. Also, Zoloft makes it really hard to feel. Oh, really? Does it bring you down? Or just like... Just nothing.

Nothing? Yeah. Like, you'll have, like, moods normally. Like, you'll feel bad or good. But with Zoloft, you don't have that. Yeah. What made you go on that? I think my dog...

Probably my dog was the inciting incident. Like, getting a puppy. Having to, like, deal with a puppy. Like in a bad way? Yeah, in a bad way. Really? Yeah, of course. No, I got on Zoloft

because it was going great. Really? No, I'm kidding. Obviously, because it's in a bad way. I don't even know what Zoloft is, to be honest with you. Oh, okay. It's an anti-anxiety medication.

Like an antidepressant? Or anti... What is it? I think it can be used as an antidepressant, but it's an anti-anxiety medication oh like an antidepressant or anti what is it i think it can be used as an antidepressant but it's also anti-anxiety i don't know what it does um other than like just it makes you feel like nothing at all yeah ever so do you ever think about like not taking it or would like bad things happen I do think about not taking it. I do go, I'm like, I almost miss, because it's totally what people say, which is like, I can't feel bad, which is amazing, but I also can't feel good. Like after a bad set now, I feel nothing. I don't feel bad anymore, which is great.

But after I do a good set, I don't feel good anymore, is great wow but after i do a good set i don't feel good anymore which is not great that's dangerous there's nothing there yeah nothing to feel at all you know what what since taking doll up i haven't been overwhelmed by feelings of anxiety or or anything i've just been mostly bored like that's what it replaces every emotion with you're slightly bored you're slightly disinterested all the time yeah yeah people always talk about anxiety now and i feel like uh anxiety is kind of like good in a way like you kind of need like a small dose of it every once in a while dude totally you know totally like just bombing your dick off

yeah that like starts something up in you yes where you're like oh shit dude i gotta get back to it yeah it's actually useful yeah yeah anytime you fail it can motivate you in the right way yeah dude to me boredom is like the scariest shit i know like dude if i'm in my room just watching like viking documentaries yeah for like four hours yeah and i start to think i'm just like fuck dude yeah like you start to have like crazy thoughts you know but if i'm out and about like to think i'm just like fuck dude yeah like you start to have like crazy thoughts you know but if i'm out and about like doing stuff i know even if i'm like bombing my dick off at mike's i'm like dude at least you're doing something yeah exactly it could be the worst thing and you could still be well at least something happened yeah at least i did something you know

what i overdosed on oxy but now i get to tell you i did that yeah so that's pretty cool you fucking put that shit in that dude you fucking take the obstacles away bro yeah yeah by the way i didn't even say this but to go back to that story i threw up like blood in the way to the bathroom and i went back to sit down with my friends and i didn't tell anyone i legit didn't even think of it yeah i was just like back to the movie. Here's why. Here's why. I think it's just a little weird to come back to your friends and be like, during a movie, like,

Hey, guys, I'm in the bathroom. I just had an overdose. Because I'm walking back. So it's just kind of weird to like, Hey, excuse me. Oh, no, you don't have to move. I'm just saying, like, I had walking back. Yeah. So it's just kind of weird to like, hey, excuse me. Oh no, you don't have to move. I'm just saying like, I had an overdose,

like on Oxy, I had an overdose in the bathroom. Dude. That is so, dude, you don't think they knew at all? Like. One guy went to the bathroom later and I was like, shit.

I thought he was going to somehow put it together that it was me. And he was like, ew, dude, someone like threw up blood in the bathroom. And I was like, that's disgusting. Someone threw up blood in the bathroom. And I was like, that's disgusting. Yeah, your teeth are red. Gross.

Wiping blood from my shirt. That's fucking nasty. I literally have a nosebleed. Ew, man. Blood's dripping down my chin. What the fuck is wrong with people? It's like when you shit. Ew, man. Blood's dripping down my chin. What the fuck is wrong with people? It's like when you

shit your pants, dude. Yeah. Dude, that wasn't me, bro. It's like when you shit your pants. That is exactly what it is. Someone farted, dude.

Someone farted around me. Someone farted in my pants. Yeah, that's wild though, man. That, uh... Yeah's it's good though you think so no yeah but like i don't know what's good i think my biggest question is like

what uh i'm curious to see like what you would be like without it i know you know what i mean yeah like do you think you'd be a different person do you even think you would have came on this podcast i wouldn't have done i think i may have done comedy but i certainly wouldn't have started when i started i a lot of the so i got on oxy because i uh destroyed my knee junior year of high school summer between junior and senior in junior baseball season i hurt my knee and then an injury sorry it was an injury yeah and then i had to get uh i was trying to get recruited to play baseball in college in that summer i i eventually so i hurt my knee i didn't really know what happened yeah eventually i kept playing on it and it kept getting worse, like over and over. It kept hurting more and more and more and more and more. And to the point where I would,

this is crazy, but I had a meniscus tear. And sometimes when your meniscus tears, it tears really a lot. And it can, so this is what a meniscus normally looks like. Sometimes it can tear to the point where it flips over. And when it flips over, it locks your knee yeah your knee can't you you don't have the function of moving your knee at

that moment so i would play baseball with a knee that was fully locked legit like couldn't really run trying to get recruited i thought they were going to be like huh that one-legged kid is pretty good so that was like the first that was like june and july went into the doctor then they figured out what happened and uh got surgery got a lot of oxy got on that oxy started taking it way more than it was prescribed because i just like the feeling of being on it yeah and then started taking it recreationally then got a wisdom tooth surgery for some reason they gave me like oxy 10s for my knee that's a lot they don't normally give like well it's not a lot of oxy but it's like you don't normally give

straight oxy to a kid who's 17 i got uh wisdom teeth out they give me oxy 35s that's three and a half times the dosage jesus yeah i got wisdom teeth out they give me a 35s dude where jesus man like where is this fucking like oh philadelphia oh shit but those are elite you're you never do. You never do like painkillers? Yeah, my mom has arthritis, and she has like special ibuprofen. And when I would play football, there were some times where I was in so much pain, I would just have like four of them. And I would be like, dude, I'm feeling dangerous right now. Yeah, feeling pretty good, right?

Yeah, and I would stop immediately afterwards. I'd be like, this isn't good. Like, this is... It's too good. It feels too good. Like, I don't feel anything. When you were playing football, like, I play baseball.

But playing football, you get fucked. Do you get, like, injured, and then you keep playing, or... Yeah, dude, I dislocated my knee freshman year, which was super graphic. I didn't take any pain meds uh i tore my mcl my junior year dude i didn't take any pain meds uh and you kept playing or what yeah i kept playing man it was just like natural healing like i just had with a torn mcl you played

no i mean i had to go through like rehab and stuff i ended up coming back way too early but they cleared me because it's just like you just go into the room with a doctor and they're like, all right, let's see where you're at and stuff. And they move your knee around. And I was in so much fucking pain, dude. But I could just keep a straight face to the point where like there was like a single tear rolling down my eye. Really? Yeah. The doctor was super chill.

I kind of like honestly like illegally got a doctor that was like do you want to hear some crazy this i shouldn't say this but my coach my offensive line coach yeah his roommate in college was like a raging alcoholic and they would go out and party and stuff and they played football together and he was like he was a stud football player yeah he later got sober became a doctor oh so when i hurt my knee he was like dude i know a doctor who can get you an mri and like a day like hook you up i think this guy passed me like out of like i don't think a normal doctor would have been like because he was a football player but yeah when i started playing again i was always on like my mom's ibuprofen and shit yeah but there was a certain

point where i was like dude this is like not good you know what i mean uh yeah but yeah man like i do know what you mean yeah like dude i was always dude always fucking hurt dude i had like two knee braces yeah it's like a fucking robot what what position you play uh i play like left tackle and then oh line man yeah and the worst is when you're playing line and someone comes out of nowhere and just takes out your fucking knee, dude. Yeah. It's like, that's the worst, man. Oh, God. But yeah, I played, like, so I would do that, but then I would play baseball and I'd be like so fucking like tight.

You can't play baseball like fucking stiff as a fucking board. No. You know what I mean? Yeah. But, yeah. Like, you can't play baseball, like, fucking stiff as a fucking board. You know what I mean? Yeah. But, yeah. I don't. That's so weird that you, like, did you get hurt playing baseball? Like, what happened?

Slid into second base. My knee popped. Oh, shit. I was fine that game, actually. I played the rest of that game. And we, I think we won that game. And super irrelevant, but. Yeah.

I think we actually won. You know, baseball was a... But I sprained my knee. They thought it was a sprain. And then it was like two-week recovery for that sprain. Yeah. And I kept playing, but I heard like another pop playing again. And it really hurt. Here's what really did it is i was swimming

that summer like in june early june i think like school uh i had either just gotten out or was about to get out yeah so i'm in at my friend's place i kicked and then bam fucking the most pain i'd ever felt my entire life in my knee and i couldn't move it they literally that night we were going to a movie and literally that night i couldn't walk i needed both my friends to support me because i i just couldn't straighten it was so painful yeah and then i went and i went to a virginia like tournament that weekend trying because i'm like i gotta get recruited so you were always playing through it just to like try to get recruited so stupid and like did the recruits an hour now i played fucking horribly i hope they thought it was an injury yeah i hope they didn't think i sucked that bad to get recruited d1 or like d no no d3 d3

i would have gone d3 yeah yeah man when i think about it i'm like i dislocated my knee and like my knee popped out and it looked fucking graphic and then i tore my mcl and like i'm like lucky that that happened because like i know people who have torn their acl yeah and people who have torn their meniscus dude i've never seen anyone tear their meniscus and be like normal again yeah so yeah they took out some of my meniscus he was like you're gonna have arthritis when you're 25. I went, okay, that's... Fuck, dude. Anything you can do about that? He's like, no. Yeah.

It's going to hurt. That's like... Dude, that's really like... It's kind of a dark podcast. It started with porn. It ends with... You know, that's kind of what getting older is, is accepting a lot more pain into your life. A lot less fun.

I had a great time on this podcast i mean we talked about stupid shit for like 40 minutes and then we got really you kind of have to mix it up dude you can't just talk about i mean we could have but it would be all right dude it's you know we could have we could we definitely could have do you edit stuff out no dude this is all raw man this is all right dude honestly man this was uh i had a great time dude yeah this was really fun man yeah dude thank you for coming man this is fun as shit um it was good to get to know you dude you too at this point usually we just plug anything uh you're a part of dude yeah anything you want to publicize dude yeah i have a podcast it's called can i go home

now host it with uh my two friends oh yeah dude it's basically i mean it's pretty much the same as this. We just talk shit. Sometimes we get serious, but mostly just talking shit, porn, jerking off, what's gay, what's not. What's gay, what's not.

It's not a great, it's not, that's not really what it is, but we're just like, we're just trying to be as funny as possible. Yeah. Sometimes we tell,

you know, sometimes we get more serious, but we really try to be as funny as possible. Can I go home now podcast. Hell yeah, dude. And social media, Jamie Wolf comedy. Fuck dude mostly the pod yeah thank you for coming dude like i said man thanks for having me oh yeah this was great