The Misery Machine - (Yergy + Drewby Episode) Crazy Woman Has Multiple Babies With a Mannequin

Episode Date: September 12, 2025

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The couple documented the wedding on Instagram, which included not only their first dance as husband and wife, but their first evening together atop a bed of red rose petals. According to Maravone, her husband is worth 10 men, even with his disability. and by disability, she means the fact that her mother never sewed feet onto her husband. But as we've outlined prior, that doesn't get in the way of Marcello living his best life. In an interview, Maravone shared that her husband is superior to men of the flesh, claiming that, and I quote, he accepts everything I say.

I don't know, Maravone, that seems a bit problematic. However, as we hinted at in the beginning of the episode, this story isn't all sunshine and roses. It seems that Marcello wasn't exactly content with the idea of accepting everything that his wife had to say. In fact, Maravone discovered that her husband was having a torrid affair with some mystery woman.

In that same interview, she shared that a friend called me and told me she saw Marcello going into a motel with a woman. I punished Marcello and made him sleep on the sofa for three days. He denied it. He said it was a lie for my friend because she was jealous of us. So I forgave him because I love him very much.

But this was not the only punishment the scorned woman doled out on her philandering husband. According to an article from the Daily Mail, Maravone detached the man's... With their marriage hanging on by a proverbial thread, she lamented that she was very sad and I could barely sleep because I loved my husband so much, but he denied the betrayal. She added that. I was hospitalized for three nights and three days with Marcellino, our son. out of virus.

You heard that correctly. The pair had a son shortly after their wedding, whom they named Marcellino. Maravone even documented her pregnancy, complete with a belly, on Instagram. And after his birth, featured her Unabroon's son in a number of bizarre videos, including one of her giving him a bath. Or this one of mother and son doing a little bit of shopping. In 2023, the couple were blessed once more when they welcomed twin daughters Marseille, and Amelia. The couple even threw a lavish gender reveal party for the girls because at this

point, why the hell not? Marcello allegedly got tattoos of the children's names, but it's unclear whether or not they were via embroidery or Sharpie. Marvone claimed that all three children were born at a clinic and shared that. The relationship in our day-to-day life is the same as that of other families, with the only difference being that they are hard work for me because Marcello is disabled. He has no feats. Marcelino is a dwarf and the girls are also suspected of dwarfism. Her eldest child also appears to suffer from asthma. The mom of three added that it's a little complicated to say because everything is in double

dose now that we have twins. It's not easy, but at the same time, I get emotional every moment, every second. However, she claimed that even Marcello found that having a family five, in this economy to be quite stressful, stating, the expenses are increasing and he has to pay for the food, clothes, rent, water, electricity, medications. Therefore, he has been a bit worried about affording the bills. But despite his concerns, he always dreamed of having a family and children. So this is all he ever wished for.

Now, if you ask me, I just think that Marcella was a deadbeat dad. He's like some of the dads that we cover on the misery machine. I've seen him on the dance floor. I've seen him spinning records at the club. Hell, I've even seen him at the gym. If he can do all of that, then he can get a job. Honestly, he's probably just on the sauce again. But if you thought that the cheating scandal was the only bit of controversy to rock the Maraishe household, then think again.

In October of 2024, tragedy struck when Marcellino was kidnapped and held in lieu of a one million real ransom, which equates to roughly 100,000. 172,000 USD. Maravone told reporters, Marcellino was kidnapped and it is causing great sadness in our family. The thief asked for a million, but I said, I'm not rich. I don't even have enough to eat.

And you want that much money for me? Adding, Marcello is outraged. We don't know what to do anymore. We are posting photos all over the city. The kidnapping came in the wake of the toddler's second birthday. Through tears, the grief-stricken mother of three shared with the Daily Mail that on his first birthday,

we had a big party with my family, but this time we had a small, intimate celebration with just some of Marcello's cousins. Marcellino had a lot of fun with his relatives. There were lots of games and music and popcorn, hot dogs, cake, sweet, soda, and even suave. To add insult to injury, Marvone was left devastated after police laughed in her face when she tried to report the crime. She shared, we are doing what we can. We don't know why, but when we went to the police, the police laughed in my face.

It is so disrespectful. How could you ever make jokes about the disappearance of a child who is only two years old? Now, Maravone, I'll be the first to say that my heart goes out to you. And if the police aren't going to do their job, please shoot us a message,

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Marcello thinks he was kidnapped when he went to buy bread. When he arrived, there was no one else here at home and the door was open. I am very worried. We are dead. This leaves me with a lot of unanswered questions. Where was Mom while all of this was going on? Did she have the twins with her? Why was Marcello leaving a two-year-old home alone when he went to the store? Who was this mystery person with a red striped bag? Now, if you ask me, Marcella was trying to pocket that one million real ransom so that he

could run away with that Raggedy Ann, was that the motel? Now, what do you think? Either way, Marvone just wanted her little little. boy home and asked anyone who knew about Marcellino's whereabouts to contact her or Marcello on Instagram. I assume Marcello is the more active one on social media. It's unclear when or how, but it does appear that the two-year-old was returned to his family safe and sounds. In January of 2025, the couple announced on TikTok that they were pregnant with their fourth child. Maravone claimed that she was experiencing morning sickness and was specifically craving

ketchup. She claimed that she and Marcello used protection, very responsible, and told reporters that doctors told her that she was just extremely fertile, adding, the surprise was huge because with the twins being one year old and there are three babies at home, it's impossible to imagine that a fourth is coming. I won't lie. I thought I wouldn't have any more children, especially since the twins came as a surprise. It was always supposed to be just one. I guess Marcello has super sperm. Now, the last time the couple welcomed twins, Amelia and Marcella, they claim...

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has already said the opposite. I didn't want another child. We did everything right. He's going to have to get another job now. And he doesn't know how he'll be able to afford all these babies. We're really curious, though, what exactly was Marcello's first job? And what's going on with these other three kids? They look like they're in pretty rough shape. Again, what we've just discussed in this episode leaves me with a lot of unanswered questions. Is this just an elaborate troll job, or is Maravone off in Dululu lands with the Queen of Pakistan, Oneiza Robinson. It should be noted that Maravone has a following of over 804,000 followers on TikTok,

and another 167,000 on Instagram. Maybe this is how she was able to pay Marcellino steep ransom. I'm not going to lie, part of me hopes that this whole thing is real. Either way, we wish the Maraishe family the best, and if, Marcello ever leaves his kids home alone again? I'm calling CPS.