The Morning Stream - The MONDAY Show 11: The Aftermath of Raynor's Sin

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

Today is all about cooking things poorly, getting mom back home, and getting free tattoos when your artist screws up, and then a BIG catch up on your texts and emails and calls! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a Monday, and we're here to do Monday things. What were you talking about? Okay, why did you take my, let's get right to it. All right. Why did you take my toothpaste? I ran out of toothpaste. Carter, okay, Kim is out of town. She was in California for five days.

She's coming home tonight. The other day, two, three days ago, I go on there to bust my teeth. I've been using some kind of censadine bull crap that nobody wants in their mouth. That stuff sucks. I ran out of toothpaste yesterday and came into your bathroom and found that one and stole it because I couldn't find, we usually have like a storage of like toothpaste and toothbrushes. I think we do somewhere. I don't know where it.

It has to be somewhere. But because mom's out of town, I don't know where it is. Yeah, I think it's in a drawer or in a maybe in like that storage or something. But then you didn't say anything. Well, it was late at night and you had your stupid, oh, should we talk about your stupid headphones? She doesn't like my headphones because I can't hear anything. Well, that's the point. They're really good headphones.

They're fantastic. Or their noise isolation. However, I can literally be in the same room as you screaming your name. I could be being murdered in the next room and you would not know. That's true. These are my over-the-ear who makes them shoot. I forgot. Anchor, maybe?

Whoever it is. They're too good. They're pretty good. And they block Soundcore. Who makes Soundcore? Anchor? I think it is. Someone in the chat will know.

And they block out everything. So when Carter is just like feet away, I still can't hear. I would be like, Scott. Like right. your ear or right next to your ear. Why do you think I got them? So that a murderer can get into the house and you won't even notice. Oh, now. Come on now. Well, anyway, so Kim's been gone and because of that, no toothpaste and that sucked. So I use this little weird, thin, white with like nondescript black letter sensitine thing. They don't even

advertise it up. It's like just the most basic. It looks like it came out of some doctor's office. It's a generic brand. It tastes like, but. And I think it works. I think it's like working. But Yeah. I like my minty fresh crest or whatever it is that you have that you stole. I'm sorry. It's fine. It's Colgate, by the way. Colgate?

Yeah. We're a Colgate family. Why are we a Colgate family? We have always gotten Colgate. Mom buys the toothpaste. I should ask her, what's her deal with Colgate? Why is she, you know, is she from the 50s? What?

Because that's when you, I always think of Colgate in the, like, Colgate, brought to you by Colgate. They were always around then. Were they? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. They were the toothpaste to be. They've like. Evolve.

Well, they've definitely been around. I suppose there's something to that. I need you to remove that page that you have up on your computer. It's distracting me. This one? Yeah. Why was it bugging you? I was distracting me.

Oh, well, chat, look, we were, so we talked about this in pre-show, but we have picked the game for our Patreon play-through. Yep. That's called Harold Hallibut. And it's a crazy game where they took clay figures, scanned them in, and then did mocap performances for them, but then still made them seem. stop motion somehow. I still think the backgrounds are my, like, the most impressive part. And the backgrounds are all physical backgrounds, right? They made them all and then scanned them in.

And then Carter likes making little tiny things. So it's like, try to burr alley. So anyway, I'll hide it. Yeah, the video was playing and it was just distracting me. Sorry. Yeah, that's all fine. You're easily distracted, I've learned. You're like a bird.

Like a bird. Like a bird. You know that song? Yes, I do. Anyway, so toothpaste aside. I'm easily distracted. Oh, and also pre-show, we mentioned. and that Carter and I are going to do a doodle on the air today.

And then at the end of the show, we will mail these to somebody in here who wins. Some rando. Yeah. So be at the live show and then you get chances of stuff like this. Yeah. Also, you may notice today is a Tuesday, not a Monday. This is called the Monday show.

And it's a Tuesday. So that's pretty effed up. Yeah. And the reason that that happened is because Carter had a tattoo appointment. I had a tattoo appointment. A tattooist. A tattooist. And it was kind of a big one,

which is why we decided to make. move the show because I didn't know when I would get back. Where is it going? My whole right arm. Oh, you're doing a sleeve? Well, I'm filling it. So I have a bunch on this arm already, but I'm going to just fill them in. Can you show any of that?

Is it hard to pull up? Okay, there's a fish. There's my fish. I got my bird skull. Bird skull. I can't go higher than that. It's all animals. A bunch of animals and plants.

And then the other side, she's got that same fish, but in skeletal. Oh, wait. Let me pull it up. Skeletal version of the fish. There's, oh, it's hard to see it. Same fish, skeleton. It's like mirrored. Anyway, so I had this tattoo appointment.

As you can tell, by the way we were talking about it, it did not happen. I mean, we still didn't do the show because you weren't home. You were gone. Yeah. Well, we planned on moving it anyway, so, yeah. But here's what happened. This wasn't you delaying it. Just like last time this was supposed to be done, they put you off.

Yes. And they said, oh, we have a reason, whatever the reason is. What happened is, is, so I was on my way. I had emailed her earlier this morning to be like, hey, can you send me the address just to like double check because I ended up finding it on my own but um it took me a minute to find it no I just can't breathe um why can't you breathe you should breathe bad breathing you have bad breath anyway all right anyway yeah continue so she messages me and she's like I totally forgot I thought I messaged everyone who had appointments this week their AC broke in the studio

so they had a crew in this week to fix it so obviously you can't have like that going on while why is it is it really hot in there i i don't know if it's hot but like the noise of fixing an ac machine i imagine is a pain and like you know what i mean like they connected to like a pizza place and the ovens right there next time i mean never know what these things is thousand degrees no no so they she was really apologetic and felt really bad um and they're going to do the rest of your arm for free so she because she's now delayed me twice she's like i will not do like the rest so i did a deposit but she's like the rest of it had to like so they'll keep her deposit, whatever it was left is now on them, they're doing that for free.

Basically for free. So I get kind of a free tattoo, which is cool. So I don't think it's that bad of news. No, it actually worked out. And I ended up hanging out my friends who lives near the tattoo place for like all day, played do-do games while she worked and then got dinner. First name. Marissa.

Marissa. She's the one that's got the good job at the game place. Yeah. She's the one who's an amazing artist. All my friends are really good artists. But Marissa has like a fancy art job. Yeah. Yeah, she also got, she got commissioned to do the art for...

Oh, yeah, Netflix. What was the show? Shadow and Bone. She did one of the covers. She did one of the covers. And it looked... She's so good. I don't know.

It's so good. It's so good. She's so good. It's gross, actually. But... It's gross how good it is. Yeah. You're just hung out.

I know. A bunch of talented weirdos. Disgusting. Yeah. It's horrible and gross. It's horrible and gross. I'm so happy for you. Well, you know.

You know. What are you going to do? Been eating a lot of jumble eyes since we made it. Oh, that's the other thing. Oh, great. That was a really good transition there. I'm a pro. I've been doing this a long time.

You know how long this will be that I've been actively podcasting as of last year? Oh, no, I'm sorry. Holy crap. I don't want to think about this. Okay. Uh-oh. So I started technically putting MP3s up on the internet in show form before it was called podcasting in 1999. How many years ago was that?

In 2019, that was 20 years ago. Yeah. So 25 years ago. In 2023 is when I started, sorry, in 2002, 2003, 20-od-3, I started doing it more in earnest like a regular thing. The podcasting stuff was on its way in terms of the technology and all that. So technically last year, it would be 20 years active. But then if you look at it from the point of view of when did podcasting become, you know, whole subscribe to the RSS feed on your phone or your iPod or whatever that happened in 2004 so

this year is officially 20 years wow that's gross I hate it it is gross you've been doing it basically my whole life I remember I remember the early days I don't make enough money though doing it you make enough to live yeah that's all I that's all I care of actually I don't need to be rich uh what was the other thing I was going to say I forgot oh anyway so So we cooked. We made jambalaya. Carter and I made, yeah,

because mom is gone. It's, what do you call it? Vegetarian jambalaya, but it does have chicken stock. Yes. So just, take a chicken broth.

Calm down everybody with your, well, that's not, we know. Everyone relax. We know. The point is, you didn't have to draw attention to it,

you know. Now people are going to be like, oh, barely. Yeah, but they see it and you pour it. And we also said it with, someone's going to notice. We may just get out in front of it.

Uh-huh. Take it. The point is none of, None of this matters. Nothing in life matters, really. Whoa. That's a dark take. But we made Jamalaya.

It was good. It was good. Still good. It was a mess. Go watch the video. It was fun. There's half a bowl in the fridge. I will finish tonight for my dinners.

Yeah. I'm going to eat while you guys go to the airport. And what was that? You just did. I just tap my phone for the chat. Oh. Relax. What is your problem tonight?

I don't know. I don't know. I feel going insane. I had a busy day. I did. This is my 13. show today. I also had a busy day. Yeah. Work.

We walked the dog and let Rainer poo all over Tarnation. That's true. My gosh. She's so small and had so much poo. She got the dire hurrier. Diarriar. Well, soft serve. It wasn't quite the way. You had to pick it up. I don't know. Yeah, it was warm. I almost launched it at you, though. That was funny. You like flicked it at me. Carter, Carter's staying next to me. We're out walking by the school and Rainer pulls on.

her little corded leash which is like a long pullout kind yeah and she did it just the right time where it snapped and took the bag with it and that lung it at me just went wha red it carter missed her barely and it wasn't tied up i hadn't tied it up yet i usually do and it is gross freaking sick nasty anyway we did that and that was nice yeah uh you all you get out there and walk everybody the weather's you know turning i wore a coat because i thought it was colder and it was freaking hot the whole time. It was hot out. I was just in like a sweatshirt, but even then it was so hot. Yeah, but it's also good to, you know, you want to sweat. Sweat. Yeah, what's the point of living? A hork out. If you can't hork out. Anyway,

so yeah, we're on day five. Kim will be home tonight or day six, whatever it is. Whatever. She left Thursday last. Mom is coming back and that's what matters. Thursday? The dogs are extra stupid when she's gone. Oh, they're so stupid. They're already stupid, but. But they're so much dumber whenever mom's gone. Bonus stupidity coming out of those animals. dopes. I think they see her as the alpha dog and when she's gone, they get weird.

Like, who's in charge? Yeah, the order is off. The dynamic changes. And I feel like they're going to fight each other for dominance, like who's going to be the new alpha dog? I really do. Like, there's a weird instinct thing kicking in.

And then it just doesn't work out because they're all so stupid. They're all dumb. Rainer thinks she's a boy half the time who needs to mate pillows. Oh my gosh. She humps pillows so hard that her collar falls off. Her collar falls off.

And so you'll see, like, in the middle of the living room, there'll be a pillow and her collar, and you're just like, radar. Yeah, the aftermath of her sin. And then sometimes I'll walk in on her while she's in the middle of it, and she looks embarrassed. She'll stop and go, oh, well, it's just me in the pillow. So stupid. The pillow never has a say. No, it's non-consensual. It's all pretty grim.

And she's just so stupid. But whatever, she try it. She phantom berries pee. She does. She'll pee five yards that way, walk five yards this way, and then try to bury it from there. Start kicking, kick the grass. It's just old. She's just a mess.

Ancient wolf bits are just way deep down in these dogs. Jammed into this horrible, anxious little dog, this creature who today was sleeping on the couch. I needed it to remove. So I kind of picked her up and like usually when I do that, I kind of shove my hand just like right under her like chest bit just to get her to like stand. Was it all wet? She sweats. It's like sticky. Yeah, she sweats.

Like she's excreting something. She is. She does. She's sweating there. It's so disgusting. Yeah. People always say dogs don't sweat. It's actually bull crap.

They do. They sweat through their paws and a little bit under here. I don't know. That's not sweat. It is like goop. No, it's just wrong with your dog. She's just hot and sweaty.

She's so gross. She's fine. I feel like you have to wash my hands every time. I mean, you should. But I love her and she better never die. Yeah. You know. I have a soft spot for Rainer always will.

She's a sweet baby. She's also a disaster. Yeah. All those things are true. all is true all is true nothing is fake um you guys we got to talk about this uh huge oh my gosh there's so many more texts oh no i mean yay we've apparently created a monster here so let me let me start with some of the older stuff because they're starting to smell okay they're getting old how about this one uh was at a Costco the other day says uh somebody and i saw these

reese's pieces oh frozen fruit thought you'd like to see them What? Yeah, I know. What does that mean? Very weird. Here they are. Chat, we'll have you, give you a look as well. Frozen fruit.

Look at that. Frozen fruit. These must be like... What does that mean? I don't know. I still don't know. I assume it's chocolate. Like, chocolate dipped things?

Dipped, but with fruit in there. Like maybe there's strawberries chapped, chapped in the, uh, the icy bar. You know what I mean? I don't know. Isn't that weird? I don't get it here. I can't actually imagine what that is. And why is it on the bud light?

What's going on with that? It's where it belongs. I mean, there's more to this picture. Hold on. Yeah, the whole beer. This is the whole beer section. I bet someone just dumped it. So it was like, I'm going to get these and then saw the bud light and was like, actually, I want that instead.

And left a keep frozen box on top of the bud light. And those are called whatever that is, crazy cuisine. Oh, it's probably like TV dinner kind of thing. Hold on this. It says keep frozen and it's clearly not frozen. So that's, that's. Crazy cuisine. Yeah, that is shame.

Shame on them. Shameful. All right. Well, whatever. We'll never know, I guess, because this isn't the kind of thing people can send us and put in the PO box.

It's frozen. Oh, you get one of those frozen boxes. You know those, they have like the insulation on the top and bottom? But who is that worth it to do that? No one. Don't do that.

Don't do that to us. I'm really, if anyone's had this, tell us. Yeah. Pick it up and let us know. It seems weird. Got another one here from,

let's see here. Oh, you're always talking about circus peanuts. I can't even remember what they taste like, James the trucker says. Go eat some. So he bought some. Did we talk about these last week? Stuckies or whatever?

Yeah. Yeah. Look at them. Delicious. Stuckies, they were down south when I was down there, so I assume that's what this is. It's like a truck stop thing. I have a bag of those in my room right now. Yeah.

They're bad. They're terrible. We've established this. This is old news now. We're going to still fight about it. Yeah, that's fine. Here's one. Speaking of Dune Books, have you heard the Josh Brolin behind the scenes photography?

that he did, the photography book he did. He also did some poetry. Oh. He wrote poems about like Shimalamala. Shemalama. Shmala. What's his name? Timothy. Timmy boy. Shammala. Timmy do. Timmie do. Yeah. 60 bucks. It's called Dune Exposures. You can buy it at Barnes & Noble.

I'll show a link there. That sounds weird. Yeah. It's by Josh Brolin and also somebody named Greg Frazier. And I think the idea is that he walked around. Just taking photos. This is a terrible preview. They don't want to give you. There they are hanging out laughing.

That's so silly. It's like a behind the scenes book. Yeah. And it was, you know, they all were, they were in very, very hot locales. I want to say Nambia or Nambibia. Namambia. Anyway, whatever it is.

And these are terrible previews, but it looks like they're having a great time. And I like Josh Brolin a lot. I think he's a weirdo. And I love that he does weird stuff like this. Yeah. He's just. having he's just living man dude's my age and he's just having a time being weird uh so thank you

for that that's cool go check for it it's called sorry where's the name dune exposures all right it'd be funny if i'm just dropping his pants in front of everybody and they're like brolin exposures like a camera thing oh i didn't think of that yeah uh amy wrote in says here's a little dog violet stretched out longer than she's ever been show us i realize this is very visual people at home all right you're You're going to have to just show up live, I guess. Blending into this blanket. Oh, my gosh, yeah, big time. Oh, I can see it now.

See it now? Yeah, I mean, I can see her. I just. What kind of dog, this is a chihuahua, is it? Did she say? It looks chihuahua like. I like those little things. I know people are weird about them.

Do you want to hear a pug making weird sounds? Yeah, always. I played the shade earlier. Hold on. It's really bad. There you go. I don't know what it was about that sound, but it made my ears pop. Did they really?

Yeah, I didn't even realize that. My ears needed to pop. You didn't feel stuffy before? Maybe that's my problem. Maybe I'm stuffy. Hold on. Test, test, test. Can you not do the thunder?

You know what I did? You know what I maybe did? Maybe I dropped my headphones because I did. Maybe there's something wrong with them. There's no maybe about it. You need to try different headphones and then you'll be able to know what it is. All right. Regardless, can you not do the thunder things in your ears?

What are thunder things? Where you make like a thunder noise and it pops your ears? Like, like I'm doing it right now. Oh, where you can kind of go... You move the muscles in your ears and go to walk the back of those muscles. It kind of sounds like thunder or like a booming.

Let me try it. Yep, nothing pops. Okay. Can you hear it? You can only hear your own though. No, you can only hear your own. I was just curious. I know some people can't do it.

Ready? Listen. Can you hear it? No. But that was a good bit. That was stupid. Oh, man. All right.

Thank you, Amy, for that as usual. Very nice. These dogs, man, I love pets. Yeah. Here's one. Monday show on your talk about robots. One of the coolest applications of technology I've seen was at a restaurant in Tokyo. These robot avatars were controlled by disabled individuals who otherwise can't leave their house.

That's awesome. I know. It's like that episode of... It's kind of magic. Bob's burgers, I think. Or Tina. Tina was on a screen. Oh, yeah, the little, like, rolly screen. Reminds me that.

The restaurant was called Don Avatar Robot Cafe. Every member of staff except the chefs were these robots that were piloted by real people who could see here. Sorry, who could see here and talk. This technology is slowly being rolled out in other industries. Take a look at their robots. That's so interesting. Because then you get people who otherwise might not be able to work as well. Yeah, that's awesome, actually.

That's really cool. So you got somebody stuck in a wheelchair, whatever it is. Oh, they're so terrifying. Oh, it's Tanner. Tanner and Alex. I didn't realize this is Tanner's email. He did go to Japan last year. So look at that little thing. I love Japan. Bebo, beep, beep, beep. Japan's weird. Japan is weird, man. What are they doing? They're just doing stuff. I swear. But look at that. This little robot. It's cool. It's terrifying, but it's cool. And the lady, oh, she's even waving. So that's the person. Aw. I love this. That's pretty great. That's pretty great. What are you guys eating there? Look at all that food. I want everything to hang up they have right there. I snorted.

You okay. Yep, I'm good. I need your mom to get home. Here's one. On the Monday show, you were talking about books versus e-books, vinyl, et cetera. I'm at this place where I have physical copies of my favorite books or albums and anything else is just fine being digital. Frost Min is who sent that. Yeah, that's kind of...

I'm sorry. You yawned again. I'm sorry. That's because we do this at night. I'm a little sleepy. It's been a long day and I did not sleep last night. Well, don't. It's your show. You can't yawn. I'm trying not to.

I'm straying. I'm stoying. Goodness gracious. Anyway, do you do this? You should do this. The books you want to keep as a big deal. The ones that really matter to you, you have physical. Vinyl albums that really matter to that kind of stuff. But then anything else. That's kind of how I do it, but I don't. That's kind of how I do it.

I mean, how I do it with books. Because I haven't been reading a lot lately. It's bad. but with books I own the ones I love and the ones that I'm like that I haven't read the ones that I just don't know usually someone will like give me to borrow and so I don't own it I just give it back right um and do you who do you mostly borrow things from uh my friend besides toothpaste alicia okay and my sister Tyler yeah Taylor and Alicia always with the stuff those are the two who usually lend me books um I have three of Taylor's books in my room right now that I have three of Taylor's books in my room right now that I I've read halfway through one and the other two I haven't even cracked open because I started Lord of the Rings again. Oh my gosh. That's because you bought those little biblical versions of it. Yeah, I got these little tiny versions that are like pocketbook size. It's the paper's like thin scripture paper.

Yeah. It's very cool. It looks like little bibles. Able to be smaller. Yeah. I can't read. That text is small for me. Really?

I mean, I can, but I strain. Hurt your eyes. Yeah. I have friends who can't do it at all unless they wear like correctives, corrective lenses. Creative. Creative. Thank you for that. That's great.

Our digital physical lifestyle needs all the work. What were we talking about the other day that was about, we were talking about after our show, the digital stuff versus physical. Oh, it was pictures. What do you mean? Remember we talking about pictures? Oh, how old people show wallets back in the day and now we just open our phones. There's like a funny disconnect between like not enough pictures in the past, but like now we have too many to the point where it's like my phone is full but I have no idea like even where everything is. Your mom doesn't even know how to dump what she has.

on there. Yeah, and so it's like, there's definitely a middle ground of like, if you want physical pictures. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like, you know. Because this is what we're saying. My dad was a photographer, so you did a lot of photos. And so I was, we had an unusual situation where that was happening a lot. But a lot of it's like slides and old tech and some old negatives and stuff. Blurry some of it. Especially the older he got because he got cataracts and didn't tell anyone. Yeah. When you guys, your marriage pictures, your like engagement photos, they're so blurry. It's so stupid. But we didn't know. He never told me. I actually love it. It kind of gives it a cool thing. aerial effect of your photos.

To me, it looks like glamor shots at the mall. It kind of is like that. I love that. It's fun. But anyway, the point is, so I was sort of used to having lots of photos of everybody in the family all the time growing up. But most people, like Kim's house? Pictures of nobody.

They had like, three photos. They have like a bunch from big family get-togethers, but other than that, no one ever had a camera. No, that was some highfalut and tech for these Southerners down there. So they would, so what you do have, you really change. Cherish, right? Kim's got these couple of pictures over where she's very young and it's like, oh, never lose these, scan them in, you know.

You want to know what sold me on physical pictures? What's that, Carter? What sold you on physical pictures? I have a Polaroid camera. It's like the full-size square. It's a newer one. And they're kind of expensive. That's not an actual Polaroid. It is Polaroid. Not brand. Is it? Yeah. I thought they're gone. Like toast. I think someone bought them and they kept the branding.

It's like Atari or even Sega. They're just different now. But yeah. I got one and it was right before I went to Iceland because I was like, I kind of want to try this new thing. It'll be fun. So I go and I have these photos and I took a bunch of like random people because like I have the camera and I'm taking them. And I remember one day, one of my, me and my friend had like gotten home and I was like, oh, this one developed. Like do you want it? And I handed her this picture. And she's like, this is the best thing ever. Really? Like to be handed a physical image that's so cool and so like we're in Iceland. Like this is so awesome. And I think that's what

made me go, oh, like, there's something to this. There is something to it. I agree. More than just being like, oh, make sure you send me all those photos on your phone. Yeah, the big, the comparison we were making was saying, like, so Taylor with her two babies. Yeah. She's got miles of photos in video now that no other parents in any other era had. Just never-ending photos. They didn't have it.

They have high definition, 60 frame per second, HDR memories. These kids whole lives. Right. and does any of it become it's not that the kids are any less special but but do they when you've got a catalog of photos yeah do they matter as much when you have that many yeah i don't know scarcity is sometimes cool yeah and even not scarcity but just like enough scarcity that it becomes a little more precious yeah exactly yeah uh check this out here's somebody with a little it's a conspiracy going

and it's along these lines all right this is for the Monday show it says listening to the latest episode I am 100% sure or sorry 100% in agreement with Carter

I am done with streaming and the digital world and I feel like a huge backlash is coming I've gone back to collecting Blu-rays DVDs VHS's CDs and actual books I want to own my things

and have them in my hands to actually hold the bubble is going to burst on streaming services soon, and I am preparing to unplug, keep putting out great shows. This is J-Funk-Tasting. It's a little... The way you're reading it is more conspiratorial. I know. I kind of add tone. This is what you do. You add tone to things.

I actually... It's so funny. Me and my friends will go to, like, thrifting places, and we'll go to the DVD section, and we always talk about, like, what DVDs, if all streaming went down tomorrow, but you could still watch DVDs, what would you like to have that you'd be willing to like watch over and over and those are the ones you get you know yeah so i have a little stack over there and it's all stuff that either you can't find streaming ever like the hellboy cartoons um random hong kong films from the 80s that i love 70s is the ones you like yeah 70s well like early 80s are like the prime the prime of kung fu bad dub so much fun they're so fun i love it too um i have the iron giant i have chicken run like these movies that i love and care about i have

those. You already have them. But here's the, okay, I'm going to just throw this out there. These are also digital things. Yes. All right. DVDs, blue rays. Streaming is, I, digital is not, streaming is the problem. I'm not going to wait around. Okay, I will agree with people that waiting around to make sure that Netflix hangs on to something. I don't, I think that's all ephemeral. I don't think of any of it is permanent. Yeah. So, that's why this feels more. I'm there for while it's there and it's great. Whatever if I cancel, fine, I cancel. But. If I buy, like today, Dune 2 came out on digital purchase and rent. Yeah.

I'm going to buy that tonight for $30, whatever it is. And I will then have a 4K. Well, you have your like, your little Blu-ray Mad Max over there. I do. Well, someone sent me that. But the point, and I'd love it. I'm never getting rid of it, right? But the point is like, I feel good with that purchase.

Yeah. That to me is a thing I now own. Now you can say, well, Scott, you don't really own it. They could DRM something, something. Maybe we'll stop going. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, but that would suck. I'll always get it.

You know what? I'm not going to have, it's not going to be like, unless we go to fallout times, I'm not going to suddenly go, every copy of Dune is unavailable. And like, it's just, it's going to be everywhere. Do you ever think, this is kind of switching subjects, but do you ever think that fallout times would actually be like really nice sometimes? Well, we talked about this last week how we missed the part of the pandemic, which was a little isolating, at least Carter and I did.

Where we got a little bit of space to breathe. Yeah, and everybody slowed down and the sky cleared a little bit. And there wasn't like, you know, 400 pounds of pollution every four feet. People were baking and making weird things and learning the new tasks. The bread apocalypse of the 2020s, yeah. I feel like I wouldn't mind that again. I think, okay. That part, that aspect.

I am playing, yes, that aspect. Because playing the games, there's plenty I don't want to see. Yeah. And since I just watched the show, I got really back into playing, which I think a lot of people are doing right now. Yeah. I don't know, man. Dude, the thing is that sometimes just like pure survival sounds a lot nicer than the stress that we live through every day. Yeah.

Like those guys that were on that raft for like 28 days and they got rescued and the one guy literally was like, yeah, it was a really nice break from everything. Like surviving in the ocean on like coconuts that would float by and that was nice. Yeah, no, I'm with you. Like I, for me it's more like if somebody said to me to me to, tomorrow they said hey scott we have this farm in rural wherever and we need you you know what if you want it it's yours come take it you'll now startu valley is what you're talking about i don't well not even that because i don't care about the people in town no i'm just saying that's what that's the story of star do valley is your grandfather like left you a farm yeah that's true but if they just

said here it goes you got room for chickens and pigs and all this and i would absolutely do it is like before they stopped talking even though i I've never done this. I'd be like, where are we going? Let's go. And like I've said, I've said somewhere else, probably other shows, but I like the extremes. Give me a penthouse apartment somewhere in the middle of a big, huge city. I agree with this.

Or give me a way out there in the middle of nowhere. Off the grid. Well, I do want Wi-Fi, or I do want fiber if I can get it. Because there is that. But why would you want it? At that point? I mean, maybe if I'm, I don't know if I'm really old and retiring and who cares. Get a landline phone.

I don't know, dude. It's something about that, though. You're right. There's a feeling to it. Yeah. Dark Sting here says this next one, loving the Mundy show in regards to the robot discussion. A little theme going here with the way it's doing it.

I think Carter wants an R2D2 to beep and boop love the show. I don't remember the reference. What were we talking about? We were talking about how I don't like robots in their current form because they are all made by corporations who are trying to get data from you. Yeah, but where else are you going to get them? Well, that's what this person's saying is like, you have a robot that's built just because it is.

Yeah, but that's a weird assumption that R2D2 doesn't collect data. I think he probably does. Yes, but not for some corporation who's trying to ruin your life. For the empire. What? Is this your controversy of Star Wars? What I'm saying is in Star Wars, something like 3PO's a better example. He's a protocol droid, and he knows all these languages and all this stuff.

There's no way he's not collecting data that will then be used or sold somewhere to somebody. Guaranteed. But it isn't. Well, we don't know that because they don't get into it. But how do we know that all droids aren't some big megacorporation that makes droids? Maybe. My point is, I want a droid to be my little friend and not to be the slave of some mega corporation. You think it's all Anakin out of nowhere taking two batteries and a piece of chicken and making a robot out of it. I mean, that's literally what he did with C3PO.

They were old droids and he put them together. Yeah, but like he built C3PO. Sort of. From other parts. Anakin did. From other protocol droid parts. But it was a new droid. Sort of.

I don't know. They retconned that. That was the way. Okay. Hey, Scott and Carter, can you cover weird eggs in excruciating detail on the Monday show? I feel like it's time. No, but we will do a new video where I make them. We're going to do a weird egg video?

Oh my gosh. Hell yeah. I grew up with these, so I'm actually very excited. Yeah, we're going to do weird eggs. We're going to do do do do garettos. We're going to do Carter's morning egg bowl, breakfast bowls. I can pick my hands. I can make rice balls, too.

I know how to make those. Yeah, with the fish in it. Those are a mess. not the fish, the tuna. It is fish. It is fish. Tuna is a fish. That's what I call it tuna fish. Yeah. So we're going to make those. Kim, Kim has committed, she told me today that she's going to do a reaction video to our jambalai cooking video. Oh gosh. Yeah, dude. She can be too nice. Mom's nice. Mom doesn't know how to be me. She doesn't know how to be like critical. She just won't do it. But we're going to make her do it. She's going to do it. Anyway, so yeah,

watch for that. Coming up soon, another, the cooking video really did well. Like, A bunch of views, lots of comments and engagement. I think we've got to make more of those. Yeah, that was really fun. Hi, Carter and Scott. I saw this comic and thought immediately of your discussion about orcas on the latest Monday show. Enjoy Kristen from Toronto. And here is that cartoon, which I will now share with everybody and read for those folks at home.

Here you go. Do you see this, Carter? Here I'll read it. Orcas are often called the Bullies of the Sea. Oh, yeah. How do you respond? This was posted the same, I think it was the same day or the day after we were talking about Orcas. By this artist.

Her name's Sarah. That's why they sent this to us. So get a load of this dweeb says the orca. Did your mom pick you out of your shirt, loser? Well, smash your rudder, bro. Yeah. Orcas are mean, dude. Yeah.

That's the point, though. I love that for them. Yeah, I also like this cartoonist. She's great. She's got a good following. Yeah, she's awesome. This is she. I'm not missing.

Yeah. That's Sarah Anderson. She's cool. She makes everything. She's everywhere. Jeannie emailed us. This is G-Keney. G-Knee.

Yeah, G-Knee. Hello, Scott and Carter. A couple of comments. Number one, the paying a subscription conversation. The doorbell camera I got is no subscription, no cloud. The bell slash cam outside next to the door. The home base is the house with the SD card in it. App is on the phone, all on Wi-Fi for my router.

That's how we do it. Yeah. We use Y's and I don't do their cloud thing. Yeah, no. And then also reading. hybrid. I'm in a small house with limited shelf space. Impossible to keep many physical books here. Fiction is on the Kindle. History, bibliography, nonfiction are all physical books on the shelf. Kindle really only works well with text, no images, problem solved. I agree, Jeannie. I'm with her. That's how I do it. We got a lot of cool books on the shelf, but they're like showy, photoy. I have a lot of art books. Yeah, they're not like thick words only. Yeah. But I also love my Kindle. It's the only thing from Amazon I actually really. really like. Everything else is kind of, it's all right.

It's kind of whatever. I'm trying to catch up on these, you guys. Sorry, these are all emails today or text. Ozzy Fudd in the chat or in the Discord. Do you know that name? Nope. All right. Not even a little.

Are you listening to me over there? I'm drawn and listening. All right, great. I'm already done. I just drew a goofy here. Here's what I did, everybody. I didn't go too crazy. Carter probably went crazy.

Here, see, can you see it, chat? It's just a, I can't see him. See, Carter? Oh, I love him. That's my guy. I'm excited for you to see my thing, because it's weird as hell. About King of the Hill, Dale's voice. Yeah.

I feel like the easy answer, are Dale, sorry, are Dale deciding to change how he talks so the government can't track him? That or an accident with his bug extermination chemical damages, his vocal cords, makes his voice sound a bit different. Ozzy fud in the Discord. It'll make me sad either way. I don't mind when that stuff happens. Like with, not Rick and Morty, the other one, solar opposites. They also did a Rick. Well, I guess the guy who's doing Rick and Morty just sounds like Rick.

Yeah, they're just, they're doing impressions of Rick and War on there. But in Solar Opposites, they got Dan Stevenson in there. And it's great the way they did it, right? Yeah. But that didn't involve somebody's death. No. That's just Justin Roylan effing off. It's weirder when it's someone who was a good person who died and was such an integral part of this thing.

Yeah, it's hard, man. Also, you know what I found out yesterday? Do you know the guy that does Brax's voice? Do you know what I'm talking about? Brack. Ding, fries are done. Ding, Fraser, done. You know what I mean?

Brack? Yeah, yeah. From space goes coast to coast and the Brack show and all that. I didn't know this. The guy's a driver for Amazon and has nothing. He's like a totally like bottom of the rung. Everybody just like left him. That's sad.

I can't quite figure out. Or is he like a douchebag? I don't know. I can't find anything that says he is. I mean. Those are like, if he's a bad. dude, then fine. I don't think so, though.

He's like a normal guy that sucks. He's got a TikTok channel and he seems nice enough. It's weird hearing him talk, though, because it's just BRAC. Maybe that's the problem. He's just BRAC. There's no other range to it. I heard him on a, I heard him on a King of the Hill episode, but he's just doing BRAC.

It's the same voice. Maybe that's all. Thanks, Ozzy Fudd. What a weird name. Here's another one. Back to the circus peanuts. You ready for some more circus peanuts, Carter? Are you paying attention to me?

I'm listening. It says, okay, so I I don't remember if I ever had them, but me and Sarah bought some circus penis. This is probably J.K. Grammer. Carter is right. They're actually really good. Definitely a banana-type flavor. Well, all right.

See another banana or believer in the banana-flavored deal. We should sign these little cards. Just, FYI. Yeah, no, they're really good. We should sign them. Why wouldn't we sign them? Of course we're signing. We should.

But look at those right there. Look at those big beefy buddies. Beefy buds. Look at this. I'll zoom right in. Don't call beefy. That's gross. Why?

It's nasty. You don't like meat. It gives a weird image. Okay, I think we're almost caught up. Here's one that says, oh, it's just some follow-up on the jambolae, which we already talked about. Let's see.

Long COVID. Oh. Oh, boy. This is from Bob. He says, hey, Scooby Dad. Or, hi, Scooby Dad here. I heard you and Carter are talking about her long COVID. I've been dealing with a, sorry, the breathing and fatigue issues since August of 2021.

When did you get yours? 22, right? Yes. Same as one I got it. Yeah, December of 22. Yeah, because that's when you're in Iceland. Yes. The original infection was mild, and I received the antiviral antibody infusion

that Governor Death Santis was pushing instead of the vaccine, which I had received, as well as the boosters. But this is not fun, and the docs don't know how to deal with it. Hang in there. I love the show, though, too. Oh, Scott, the old lady birthday clip you use on TMS as Carol Channing. No, it's not. He thinks it is, but it isn't.

I'll play it for you. You haven't heard it. Okay. I don't know who Carol Channing is. When someone has a birthday. Happy birthday. It's this old lady. She's an actor.

It's an actress who was on the Sopranos. It is not Carol Channing. Okay. I watched it. That was not her. That's where I captured it was from that. But good guess. Also, I think that sucks that anybody has to deal with long COVID stuff.

Didn't really have it for me and mom. See, I had a really bad. You got the Icelandic version. And all you had over there was whale blubber and, like, squid ink. I literally, because I couldn't go anywhere. And it was the week of Christmas, so, like, it was hard to get anything. I sat in bed, I laid in bed and ate, like, boxes of Cheerios because it's the only thing I have. And then some people cooked for me, which was really lovely, some really nice people.

But I laid in bed for, like, six days straight. Yeah. And it was really bad. And then I was like, okay, I'm okay. And it was like, I was kind of fatigy. And I was like, okay, I expected this. And then, like, last year in probably, like, May, I was like, okay. my breathing isn't getting better. It seems to be getting worse.

Even on our walk today, we're winded in a way that wasn't normal. A little hoffy-puffy. It's all right. I have an inhaler that I used. I forgot to take it today when we went on a walk. I think that just sucks. Does it make you bad when people minimize the, in fact, you know? I mean, it pisses me off either way.

If I didn't have long COVID, it would still piss me off because people who do have long COVID, you know? Yeah, you're empathetic to their plight. Just because I don't have it. No, that's, you know what that means? Kim and I raised you properly. That's what we did. It's all you.

When you were little. Well, no, it's now you're yourself. But I think we could have said, hey, Carter, just be a dick. Yeah. We could have done that. You could have said that. Who knows if it would have happened. I think you would have been a turd.

I think that if... You've said this before. If you had stronger rules when we were growing up, I would have been a rotten kid. If we would have been really hard on you about stuff like not under this roof or all those sorts of stereotypes, you would have rebelled. Because my instinct, whenever someone says, hey, don't do that. thing is to immediately do that thing. She doesn't like authority, man, man. Stick it to the man, man.

I'm not like mean or anything. No, you're not. No, you're very kind. You save spiders. What else can you ask for? Here's a final email of the archive. I know we've got some news in the inbox, but I'm going to read this final one of the archive before we move on.

This is from Jason. He says, Hey, Scott and Carter. I felt the intro for your Monday show needed more of a start of the week anthem. So, in honor of Carter liking punk, I made this show intro for you using Suno AI, which is a very weird, very weird music AI thing. Interesting. Anyway, here it is.

Let's just play it and see if we hate it or like it. Okay, you ready? Go. Here goes. Sky and corner on the scene. This is the place where we all convene. The Monday show a pub, rock, dream. Get ready.

Let's go. You know what I need. Loud guitars and fast-paced. Speaking lyrics. You're taking no retreats. Skop and Connor bring the heat, energy, flowing from head to feet. This is the Monday show. Let's go.

Scum Carter, rock, rock, glow. Jop moat. Lois and feel the glow, the glow. The stage is ours. Steal the show. You know what's freaky? You know what's freaky. It sounds like every single pop.

punk album ever it's kind of it's a little too good at what it does it freaks me out some of the words though the dude was singing it was like like you could hear a little bit of funny yeah a little bit of thing but i've heard others that are worse like simlishy sounding garbage i heard i heard one from a big one the other day that sounded like this just kidding i didn't hear that that maybe my ears pop again did it yeah i don't know what is that about what is that about it didn't happen anyone else at home going because it didn't do it that time. I think it's just, apparently there's pressure or something going on in my head. I love that, Jason. We probably won't use it as our main, but I do like it a lot.

Every pop punk band, like jammed into one. Yeah. It's fascinating. This is all true. All right, we're going to do, let's do a couple more of these new ones. Hey, Scott and Carter, we're about to eat dinner who wanted to say hi. By the way, Sarah went to Social Security DPS2. What? And I got her name officially changed. She is now Mrs. J.K. Grammer. Oh. Yes. What does that mean? Department of poetry services? Parental. Paternity. No, Department of people. People suck.

People sitting. People sitting. The Department of people sitting. Well, that's good, man. I hope that didn't cost you any money. Here's one. Outside with the puppies. Oh, puppies. Oh, your thing didn't come through. It's corrupt. No. How dare you? How dare you get my hopes up?

Maybe I can get it to work. Hold on. Can I get it to play? Oh, that's why. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a video file. Oh. Here, I'll put it up in here. Can you see it?

See Carter? I'm looking. It's very small. He's out in the, he's out in the bush or whatever. Oh, I wish we had a better yard. Come see a daddy. For my dog.

Oh, I assume that's Ambassador Doma. Also, your video compression. Yeah, what? Reasty. Oh, my gosh. Krusty. We need a new phone out there for him. Do you want to see my card?

Yep, we'll see it. This is a little cowboy bug. All right, cowboy bug. Oh, wait, your camera's actually showing it, the black and white better. Did you pencil that or ink it? Ink. Oh, I did pencil. My lame?

I told you to use the pens and you didn't listen to me. So there's mine. I just made a weird looking Pac-Man with legs. Carter made a bug with ink. I'm a sign. You know, I'm going to shade mine up a little bit before I ship it. He's the town drunk. We'll both sign him, right?

I've already signed mine. These are hard because they're distracting to do. They are distracting. And also, like, my brain stops working when I try to think of things to draw. Yeah. But you don't, you know, you don't want that. Yeah. How tall is Carter asked someone in the chat?

I told somebody today, I thought you were six foot. I am six foot. Six foot even. Okay, six foot even. I'm six three and a half four somewhere in that range. And so in that video, people are like, whoa. I also had. How tall is she?

And I'm like, well, and it's more than I'm really tall. Yeah. Like a platform too as well, yeah. The Chuck Taylor. So I was a little taller than normal. Yeah. But yeah, six foot. She's a tall girl. When she was little, you weren't, you were just normal. I was tall. Are you kidding? Oh, really? Mom told me that I was like always in the 99th percentile for height. Maybe, but I don't know. You just never seemed tall to me. You and Tate were about the same height. Yeah, but you and TAY never were like massively different. I was three years younger than Tay though.

But now you're like a foot taller than her. Yeah, now you're like a foot taller. Right? Yeah. Dude, the weirdest thing happened today. I can't say it on the air though. I'll tell you later. Okay. Something about tall people. I'll tell you. later. All right. For the Monday show. Ask Carter if this is the cutest thing ever. Well, I've looked at it, so let's see what it is. Oh, it's little animals doing stuff.

Look, Carter. Look, it is cute. Aw. It's a tic-a-tac. Tick-Tac. I don't know. They're just playing. Babies.

Yeah, yeah, I like that. Wait, let's get some audio. Oh, we can't play that. Freaking YouTube will kill us. But let's a cat and a dog. Have an old moment there. Love each other. My cat and dog like each other, but they also sometimes.

they're weird. It's usually Rainer's fault. It's usually Rainer's fault. I blame your dog. Hey Scott and Carter in your video of you cooking jumble. I asked how tall Carter was. She said she was six feet, which is pretty damn tall for a girl. I know that you're like 6.3 or 6.4. Are the town crier and your other daughter pretty tall also if Kim is pretty tall or what, uh, or if Carter was just blessed with your jeans? Carter's the only one that got my height. Nick's tall? Not as tall as you. Yes, he is. He's taller than me. No, he's not. Nick is six, one or two. He's like a little bit taller than me. Yes.

How do you not know this? Are you sure it's not the hair? I'm pretty sure it's not the hair. We've measured. He's like an inch or two taller than me. Why didn't he come to do his laundry on Sunday? Because we couldn't feed him. Is that why?

Well, that's rude. Because I think mom told him not to come. No, he told him to do his laundry. He just didn't have food. I don't know. Well, anyway. Taylor's short. Mom's tall for a girl, but.

No, mom and Taylor are average. Like 5-9. Actually, I found out the average is 5-4. for women in the U.S. right now. Hold on. Hold on. We looked it up because my friend is 5'4 and she's like, I'm average. Average woman. Oh, it's the very first search.

That's funny. Average human height by country. Ooh, this will be fun. Okay. Here you go. If you live in Afghanistan, your average male height is five feet, six inches tall. Okay. That's short.

That's, yeah. Your average female height is 5 foot 1. The women are always shorter, usually on average. Let's pick another. Give me a country. What country does it? do you think is the tallest? Here.

Because we eat a bunch of cards. Really? I think it's some Nordic country. Oh, that's a good point. It's probably like, give me a country. What do you want? Sweden. Okay, Sweden. The Nords are tall.

Average male height, five foot 11. And a half. Five, five and a half for women. What is the average of the U.S.? For those in other countries, 181.5 centimeters tall. I'm not doing metric just for the sake of it. Let's see. Switzerland, 510.

Switzerland Hold on Taiwan 57 Pretty close to that Yeah So I'm not so sure Okay well let's look at America United States of America

Five foot nine average on male Five foot three and a half Oh I'm taller than the male average Mom is the mom is the male average Five nine Girls are five eight Oh well close

So Let's see Okay who's the tallest I'm trying to do This by, oh, okay, here we go. This is good. I bet the smallest, the shortest people are like from a country that, like Cambodia or something. They have no smaller, like one you don't automatically think of.

They have no male data for Spain. Why? They refuse to be measured. It's really weird. Isn't that weird? That is weird. It seems weird. I also don't love, like average height stuff confuses me because I'm like, how are you measuring

this? Are you just asking people? Because people lie all the time about their heights, especially dudes. Here we go. Deneric Alps. Average male height, six foot and a half. half inches, or sorry, six foot, one half inch. Five foot seven and a half for the ladies.

Which one? What place? The Deneeric Alps. Deneeric Alps. I don't know what that is. That's it. Well, it says country or region. You made a really good popping noise just then. Yeah.

How about Bosnia, Herzegovina, six foot and a half? Netherlands, Montenegro, Serbia. We're not even close to number one. This one says your average, this is wrong. Serbia. Uh-oh. There's a typo in here. Serbia says people are 11 feet one half inch tall on average.

Come on. Do we trust this website anymore? I don't now. Well, everything else looks normal. That one's effed. Germans, 511, they're pretty tall. You're right, though, Icelandic height. There's a bunch of it.

Finland pretty tall. Not Icelandic, North, Scandinavian. Iceland, 11. That one also says 11.5 inches or 11.5 feet. Oh, no, wait. well it can't be 11 and a half inches it'd have to be 11 it must be missing a number people in Iceland are very tall especially the women

Serbia and Iceland are the only two typos in here that's weird they hate those countries this website anti countries well all if you all you eat is fermented fish bodies or whatever they do there you're gonna I'm sure it's more evolution based than that you think I think it's probably like colder places have taller people or something that's probably true

Yeah. For some reason. I don't know. Okay. I'm going to go with this. Oh, it's almost time. I'm going to read one more.

Can you believe how fast this show goes? Oh, my gosh. I feel like we didn't even talk about anything. He goes so fast. What is up at that? Here's one that is interesting. Hey, Scott and Carter. I wanted to comment on a previous conversation regarding if Carter married somebody

whose last name is Carter. Like John Carter from Mars. From Mars. What's another Carter? Famous. Chris Carter, who created the X-Files. Jimmy Carter. he's old though too old for you

I'm pretty sure all these people are too old for me Chris Carter yeah he's like 60s that's all I can think of I know there's more Nick Carter the boy band extraordinary Nick Carter

you love to be married to a guy his first name is your brother's name last name is my name fantastic that's great anyway actually near the same and last name and let me tell you

growing up is a lot of jokes but in business it actually really is awesome because people never forget so it works well with co-workers and clients. Downside is always that they think I'm lying and trying to make reservations anywhere is also a big LOL.

Thanks for playing Forza. It worked in it. What? Anyway, love to show them. What? Something about Forza Motorsport. I know what the last bit it was about. Anyway, yeah, I mean, he didn't say what his name is, but I love that idea of somebody's name is like, it'd be cool if it was spelled

one way, the front way, but then reverse the last name. So what would that be? Carter Retrack. Like poop poop. But it would be better than that. Retrap. Retrack. Oh, Retrack.

Carter Retrack. Because Retrack is Carter backward. That could be your ghost writer name. Like Richard Bachman. We had a whole conversation. We're talking about Richard. I didn't know about Richard Bachman. She didn't know about Stephen King and his early years with his ghost writer name.

So I taught her a thing because that's a dad's job. Oh, someone in the chat. the person who sent the thing about Forza says, oh, I worked on Forza and wanted to say thanks for playing. That's so cool. Oh, that's awesome. I love Forza.

Forza 5 is... Why does it's... Forza? It's Forza. You say it like a... With a T? Yeah, you're supposed to. Is it not Forza?

It's like Italian or something. Hold on. Forza. How to say Forza. Okay. Here's how to pronounce it correctly, according to this post here today now. All right, here we go.

Ready? Why is there music? We are looking at how to pronounce the name of this video game series as well as have to say more interesting names and often mispronounced names from gaming as well. So make sure to stay tuned and go to subscribing for more learning. This is a simulation racing game for Xbox consoles. Okay. This is a word from Italian, meaning force in Italian. For reference in Italian

This is said as Forza Forza See? There's like a T in there You got to roll your eyes apparently Dude on the dirt Dirt Dirt

Guy in our thing would say that too Right Where is he? I didn't know I've always thought it was just Forza Oh here's even a better one I could have just done this Forza

Yeah it's Forza Forza Forza we might be related we made like eye contact right as we did that that was really weird that was great i enjoyed that okay i got a phone call to play ready listen to this where is it okay it's right here hey scott and carter i thought you should know that we were just in johnson city Tennessee and you know what it's in carter county isn't that freaking cool 100% this is your pal chuck or not What is Chuck? How did I play that twice?

I don't know. I thought I didn't. Sorry, Chuck. I did you twice. Now you've been on here twice. You know what? That was just as cool the second time. Yeah.

It's still neat. Yeah. Makes me seem like I'm losing my mind. You are losing your mind. Oh, boy. All right. A reminder that we are supported by you guys and your kindness over at patreon.com slash the Monday show.

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I don't know. People that are there, you'll tell us then what you think. I'm sure we're going to get a ton of feedback. Be a, expect to get overwhelmed with people talking about this. Yeah. Okay. All right. Kirpster, we go to Vegas for TMS Vegas, a yearly event.

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Anyway. We're going to be gone for my birthday. Yeah. Well, no, we'll celebrate it while we're there. My birthday. It's Las Vegas. Las Vegas. Anyway, that's FrogPants.

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text line. So you can leave text there. It's free. It's easy. It's no problem. You can even send an international text. I won't be able to reply to you via text, but I can't get them. Yeah, we'll read them on the show. Yeah. So please keep those coming. And we record live most Mondays. Once in a while, we move things around for schedules, but mostly Monday, Two appointments that don't happen.

That's right. 6 p.m. Wait, what do we do it? 6 p.m. Monday nights. Mountain time. Mountain time. Thank you. We have to clarify.

Yes. That'll do it for us. Carter, any final parting words? No? No. You haven't prepared anything to say at the end? Fart. Oh my gosh, fart.

I do. I've been holding one. No. Do you want me to let it rip? No. Put it right in the microphone. Oh my gosh. You like, this room is enclosed.

That's true. Every once while Carter will come down here and go. And it's just like a wall of fart. I don't blame her, would you? All right. That's it for us. Thank you all for listening. See you next Monday.