TMS 3031: Well-Drawn Old Men
Episode Date: July 6, 2026Eating Dirt with Scott. Vitamin Orange. Englan-duh. Cindy-Kate Cartoonsmith. Same Hole Zones. Ear cartilage, how does it work? All in All You're Just...
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997 episodes transcribedEating Dirt with Scott. Vitamin Orange. Englan-duh. Cindy-Kate Cartoonsmith. Same Hole Zones. Ear cartilage, how does it work? All in All You're Just...
Up your axel with Dunaway. Oops, All Buttholes! Everything's a Musical now. Femergy. Chucking a flapper. Tuberculosis is my favorite. LOOK, A GIRL! Mo...
How About a Bobby? Brian be illin'. Sucking Down a Coke. Heel Cheese. Logan says sorry this time. Feeling the Warmth of Another Man. Bee prisoners. Ro...
Running on a Single Nutter Butter. Warm Pickle Packs. Grandma is raw-dogging it! Vader and the pirate. Fish Farts with Dill. The hills are not what th...
Twist a Testicle. Are you HAPPY? Fletcher's Special Sauce. For a hundred bucks you can buy things that cost a hundred dollars! Supergirl: Fury Road. T...
An alternate universe TMS today! Brian is out so Scott sits down with the chat and talks about a mirad of things that will hopfully be of interest to...
Dirty Diana Ross. I'm a grapefruit, can you supreme me? Monica's Licked Foot Review. Can I kill my neighbors beeeeeeeeeees?!?! Smoke Week Everyday. Ha...
Scott's beard really ties the room together. Welcome to Innie Outie Burger. This tastes confusing. Everything's a week from something. Uh, is it too e...
Ding dong, BITCH! Bypassing The Hulk Inhibitor. Zendaya Tattoo on a Furry Butt. Grindin' Poo in the Clover, if ya know what I mean. The answer to life...
La Law: Spanish for The Law. Welcome to Tug, may I take your pants? I don' like smootheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng! Sandy Clams. Plate dip. Mr. Crowley vs. Mr...
The Tug Bar. Shane's Sleeveless Shaving Superpower. Oops all vaginas. Post-Nerdtacular Voice. It's So Weird To See People. Cement Bra Airbags. Barry's...
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Flick My Nipple On The Way Out. Kim's Chi. Gay Denny's. Hey uh...is it too early for a fish fight? Soaking Wet With Special Sauce. Why Did It Have To...
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Just Install More Mountains. Boring but Straight. Jersey Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bearded Pork Shoulder. Resting Help Face. We Built This Shitty. Dont be...
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Banana in the pee hole. You Get NO Ibbotty, NO Bibbotty, and NO LT YAR! Queen of the Discord. Hypothetical Vermonter. Whitest Mexican in Vermont. I li...
Etch-a-Sketch Bike Path. Olympic Vomiting. Take My Car Keys, Ladies! Wasp-Occupied Hot Tub. I don't like sweating PEEEEEEE! Eating Darts and Bowling....
Little Goose Poop. Burlington Coat Filing Cabinet. Cat & Hot Tub Sitting. A Cartoon Education. Brian the Bar Fly. Gross Cluster of Crap Galaxy. St...