The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 3020: Fletcher Invasion

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

Voluptuous Clouds. Paying extra for a clean taco.Honey not tonight, I have Ebola. TMS was filmed in front of a live studio Christine.It's the final ha...

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TMS 3019: Cursed Bread

Episode Date: June 4, 2026

The Nicholas of Time. The Massive Weight of Unbearable Talent? It Goes From Zero to SIX! Bob's Your Mummy. Isn't there some kind of tree that grows in...

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TMS 3018: Pepperjack'd Up

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

Just Install More Mountains. Boring but Straight. Jersey Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bearded Pork Shoulder. Resting Help Face. We Built This Shitty. Dont be...

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TMS 3017: Bone Nuggets

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

Don't Juice the Dunaway. Bone Nugget. The Poplar Polar. Don't Weeze the Juice. The boot nugget is connected to bone nugget. Whack-a-Mole on the Way Ou...

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TMS 3016: Tinkle Target

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

Banana in the pee hole. You Get NO Ibbotty, NO Bibbotty, and NO LT YAR! Queen of the Discord. Hypothetical Vermonter. Whitest Mexican in Vermont. I li...

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TMS 3015: Hoity Floity

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

Etch-a-Sketch Bike Path. Olympic Vomiting. Take My Car Keys, Ladies! Wasp-Occupied Hot Tub. I don't like sweating PEEEEEEE! Eating Darts and Bowling....

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TMS 3013: Spoot Springsteen

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

Burlington Airport Has 12 Gates & 1 Coat Factory... COX!!!! Perry the Podcaster?! It's a Meth, Mario! Why do i have spoot in my head. I Don't Like...

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TMS 3012: Randy McNally

Episode Date: May 20, 2026

Nobody's Hand Up Nobody's Butt. Is Grogu a Muppet, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Sweaty Naked Little People. Today Is Not Special. Always Skip...

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TMS 3010: Shiddygutz

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

Meat bread. Specificity Huffman. Chicken Broth Weekend. Appletooie. Dangly Ear Business. Deflated Shark...do do do do. Moon-Walkin' Chuckleheads. Geor...

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TMS 3007: Preloaded Pez

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

Brian's coke rings. Warhammer $40,000. Chucked in the bin with peace and love. Taco Smell. Little Secret Opening. Do you like this raccoon penis? Hamm...

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TMS 3006: Land O Face

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

Make Your Own Bricks. Freshly squeezed Johnson. Missing Butter Woman. Hipster Denver deal. Lucy, Ginger, and DOG. Pubicdoodle. Land of 11,842 lakes. S...

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TMS 3005: Tony Stark Fork

Episode Date: May 7, 2026

Packin' a Milton Berle. 99 Problems and a Half Naked Guy is One. Call Now, Answered Eventually. The Florida of Japan. Forking Tony Stark. Don't Make M...

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TMS 3004: Parmigone

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

Microwave on Top, Party on the Bottom. The Mustache is Black, The Beard is White, Something Here Doesn't Look Right. Off leash kids. Baby Shark Morse...

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TMS 3003: Human Smoothie

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

Is it too early to get a number sandwich? Rad-a-range. Run! It's Temecula! Happy Chocobo De Samba. Hungry Hungry Hobos. Chicken Adventures. Kissing th...

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TMS 3001: Medal of Amber

Episode Date: April 29, 2026

I'll Take a Triple Millennium with Extra Foam. The Enshittification of All Things. Thickened Liquid Humps. Rack Hell Welch. Shmuper Shmirus. Rhymes wi...