The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 3000: Trashnesia

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

Crystal Herpes. TMMMS. Absent Wife Disorder. Encyclopedia Briantannica. Mansplaining Deodorant. 3000 episodes. They Said We Shouldn't Do It. BUT WE DI...

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TMS 2999: Bison Biscuits

Episode Date: April 27, 2026

This is About the Mugs of Pee. Oh My God, They Killed Daryl! YOU BASTARDS! Old Man Johnson has a Sex Dungeon for delivery people. Justice Butthole. Pa...

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TMS 2998: Sephora for Men

Episode Date: April 23, 2026

Chocolate Dong Booster. Veiny Snickers. The Weird Baby Mascot Era. Mugging For 3000. Can't See Idahigh. In New Jersey, Annoying Drivers Find you. Be A...

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TMS 2997: Captain Pedantic

Episode Date: April 22, 2026

Windows 11 Can Eat A Turd. Post Apologetic Movies. The Correct Amount of Vermonts. Slappin Larry the Mannequin.The precipice of Linux. You Mad Max, Br...

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TMS 2995: Manually Stamped

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

Free Bag of Nuts with Every Swag Bag. He Played The Red On-Air Light. The Flippin' Flippers! Bagtacular Nerdtacular. Oh, It's A Turd! Meta without the...

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TMS 2993: Injectable Meat

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

Swabbin' His What? Filling Holes in Cheese with Dunaway. Reverse Pimento Loaf. Once, Twice, Three Times a K-Pop Fan. Powdered-Face Borg. Taxes Can Eat...

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TMS 2992: The German IRS

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

Brillo wig. This is worth 5 Griblets. Virtual pants credit card. Consistently overrated. Scott loves small shit. See which noodle sticks. Grave Digger...

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TMS 2991: Smell No Evil

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

The 4 Monkeys are Micky, Dave, Michael and Peter. I don't like wet TeeVeeeeeeeeeeees! Discounted Black Wiener. Itâs a circumcision, dummy. Amy: The Mu...

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TMS 2990: Incertception

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

Even in Milk it stays Hard. Brief Window of Sanity. Getting My Head Around Hard and Soft Enamel. Don't Change Your Hole. Nobody is bummed about the la...

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TMS Hangout!

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

Just Scott, the chat, and Brian Dunaway for a visit!Video Version: https://youtu.be/p8s4UFRQJsE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

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TMS 2988: Seductive Bread

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

Do Muppets have biological eyes cuz I like really wanted to know. Stress of the White Lotus. Keeping Carbohydrated. Chicken of the bedroom. The Lemon...

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TMS 2986: Game of Bedpans

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

Shits Are Fine. Huge, disgusting grandma-shaped lady. Do Genie's have belly buttons? because I really want to know! I have nipples, Greg. Can you bet...

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TMS 2985: Pig Moisture

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

6 1/2 inch vine analysis. Panthers are Pigeons. Lulling you into the sixties. Brian watches too much Television. We're not livin' in the best house. Z...

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TMS 2984: Big Pastrami

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

Paying in Dong. Big Meat Log. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Pokemon. Plenty of Boob Tape. These Pescatarians Are Stabbing All The Fish. Then What Was Scott...

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TMS 2983: Oliver Garden

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

Tom Nook and His Damn Kids. In space, no one can hear you gamble. The Pokemon Who Smealt It Dealt It. Schlonk Down to the Floor. Are you the Gerp? Lef...

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TMS 2982: Spoonfuls of Lard

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

Regretting The Hot Dog. Bird Fingering. I Don't Like Chatty Phlebotomeeeee. Effin' BitCoin! Pocket Taco Seasoning. Local Hate Figure. Real Guinnea pig...