The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 3069: Capable Dinks

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

My favorite dog breed is cat. We've got worms. I Don't Like That Triangle Lip Thing. Hanging at the Peeing Beagle with Dunaway. Just rub Vicks on it....

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TMS 3068: Island of the Hut

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

Whimsical Path to Pizza Hut. I like Dong. Lady Sipowitz. New Town, Who Dis? In Secovia, Uber Rides You. Cheap Trick, Short Bursts. Who ordered the Nak...

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TMS 3067: Feral Kids

Episode Date: September 14, 2026

Gosh Dang Damn. Fish Lady and The Dude. Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies! Organically sourced roadkill. I don't like smelly taxider-MEEEEEEEE!!!! Do sq...

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TMS 3066: Bear-o-Pecia

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

Is that a phone in your pocket or are just worried about it's payment structure. Brian did NOT get busy last night. When Tina's away Brian will..... G...

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TMS 3065: Brunette Fred

Episode Date: September 9, 2026

Pope Hat Night. Show me butt doctor. Snake Toes McGee. Old Man Spice. Speedy Buggy Do, Where are You? Your Booby's a Panera! George Forman Mammogram.C...

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TMS 3064: Carpet Zamboni

Episode Date: September 8, 2026

I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Cummings. No country for gay men. Nibbler's Shit. Cult of the Fedex guy. Wingdingbats. Charles, fetch me my Donut puppet! Goog...

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TMS 3063: Paging Mr. Ball

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

There aren't stingers on male BEEEEEEEEES!!!! Pixelated toxic wiener. Keeping A Grip On The Naked Barbie. The Le Bore Sisters. Ah, the scabs!! With Du...

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TMS 3062: Less Ratner

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

I'm a makin a nice pastaaaaaa. These aren't the swingers you're looking for. (S) I'm up all night to get heartburn. 10 different vibes and none of the...

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TMS 3061: OH, THE TOAST!!!

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

Na na na na na na BAT HOLE! If You Lived in Colorado, You'd Be Casa Bonita. Moab Multiliths. Leaning in and is all nippley. Never trust a French cat....

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TMS 3059: Cabbage Fiasco

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

Depressed at Being Repressed. Everything's Coming Up 26. Master Blaster is the Ref! Delicious like an eyeball. Show me any kind of feet! It's F'all Y'...

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TMS 3058: Mustache Mandate

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

Another Manic Tuesday. It's the mustard gas what did it! Don't look at me, I am offensive. Call your doctor if your arm falls off after 4 hours. Keep...

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TMS 3057: A pair of teef

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

The Jedi Temple on Croissant. Brian Backed to the Future. Do not anger the Picard. Basic Jeff. Tasty Chicklet look. Your mother smelled of Fulkberries...

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TMS 3056: Freddy the 13th

Episode Date: August 20, 2026

Kick a Pack of Poo. Brian's Intolerant Box. Mel A, B, or C? Big old Mormon kid teeth. That made me tingle. Stiff, Thick, and Absorbent. Dunaway's mons...

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TMS 3055: Bucket of Yuck

Episode Date: August 19, 2026

A bed of wet goo. Doug, Dog, Duck. Swim the Boogers Off. Concentrated Horse Water! I'll take Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple for 9 points, Alex. Amy Kardashi...

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TMS 3054: Wet Ribs

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

Unsettling Pig Nipples. The house looks like crepe. Loki is High Key Important. White person empire. You have a little bard in you. Not OSHA approved....

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TMS 3052: Polite Bear

Episode Date: August 13, 2026

The Cleanest Mummy. Dumber Than Scott's Dog. A tiny drop of retsin. Can't spell Gaslighting without AI. No Hairy Chested Men From Idaho. Raccoon Finge...

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TMS 3051: Queet

Episode Date: August 12, 2026

Habernath Maddington. Forever Cooter. Loki is low key Loki. Stop or my mom, car 54, will shoot. Committee-formed semblance of a plan. Black Snake Wedn...

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TMS 3050: El Guapo's Guaco

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

Mourning the Loss of the Pickle Dog. Top or Bottom --- The Debate Continues. This is Why My Fries Are Never Hot. A Long Way to Go for a Chile Verde. L...