The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 3080: Proof of Garbage

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

Battered with Batter. Don't submit titles like theeeeeeeeese! Casa Bonita Day. The Dumpster Guy Lied. Get your flute out of my face, Bob! Happy Oc...

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TMS 3078: Cake Slur

Episode Date: October 6, 2026

On The Jerky Front. AI is Trash! Good Day Sir! Oh Yeah, Chicken Man. Snickers, now with Riboflavin! I ain't getting rid of my Cutlass Supreeeeeeee...

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TMS 3077: Hand of the Hutt

Episode Date: October 5, 2026

Oh Bib Fortuna. Did He Done It? Live Remote Audience. We couldn't get our vaccineeeeeeees! No bush for you! Water, Pass. You had me at Pizza Beans...

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TMS 3076: Pizza Sans Crust

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

Google Maps doesn't like apostropheeeeeeeeeeeees. 80% Brian. Diarrheathon. Trivia Virus. Welcome Octiber. Cozy Crime Shit. What's something yo...

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TMS 3075: Boneless Weiners

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

Go Play And Have Fun. Do Mothra's have brains, because I like really wanted to know. Happy birthday, ball-point pen guy! I like Tordenshields. Thi...

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TMS 3074: A Whiff of Chicken

Episode Date: September 28, 2026

It's Morgans All The Way Down. Big billionaire bastards. Yanking and cranking. Wives Keep Us Alive. Get A Hose. Sigfried and jensen. Really Old Yo...

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TMS 3073: Dolly Bots Roll Out

Episode Date: September 24, 2026

Is Barry Gonna Try To Smuggle Grapes?? Captain Ibbott: The Printer Soldier. Mosquitos and Russian Hookers. People like 'em long. Airport Malaria P...

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TMS 3072: J. Jenna Jameson

Episode Date: September 23, 2026

Encrypted Mush Mush. It's Hard to Draw SpidEEEEEEEEEEEY!! Punching the monkey milfs. Beer Bope Bope. Is Bananarama A Colour? Sorry Bad 1960s Carto...

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TMS 3071: Cold Water Snob

Episode Date: September 22, 2026

Ice Out of TMS. I Shake Foundations When I Sneeze. Gertrude Hangover. (v) You Can't Handle the Puke. These Aren't My Butts. We need to take ou...

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TMS 3070: Whiff o' Duck

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

Nothing Like A Pirate Day. Listen all y'all it's Arbitrage. India Is Gross. Teeny-Tiny Parental Advisory. Chaiarrhea. Shave Off the Fancy. Those balls...

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TMS 3069: Capable Dinks

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

My favorite dog breed is cat. We've got worms. I Don't Like That Triangle Lip Thing. Hanging at the Peeing Beagle with Dunaway. Just rub Vicks on it....

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TMS 3068: Island of the Hut

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

Whimsical Path to Pizza Hut. I like Dong. Lady Sipowitz. New Town, Who Dis? In Secovia, Uber Rides You. Cheap Trick, Short Bursts. Who ordered the Nak...

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TMS 3067: Feral Kids

Episode Date: September 14, 2026

Gosh Dang Damn. Fish Lady and The Dude. Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies! Organically sourced roadkill. I don't like smelly taxider-MEEEEEEEE!!!! Do sq...

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TMS 3066: Bear-o-Pecia

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

Is that a phone in your pocket or are just worried about it's payment structure. Brian did NOT get busy last night. When Tina's away Brian will..... G...

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TMS 3065: Brunette Fred

Episode Date: September 9, 2026

Pope Hat Night. Show me butt doctor. Snake Toes McGee. Old Man Spice. Speedy Buggy Do, Where are You? Your Booby's a Panera! George Forman Mammogram.C...

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TMS 3064: Carpet Zamboni

Episode Date: September 8, 2026

I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Cummings. No country for gay men. Nibbler's Shit. Cult of the Fedex guy. Wingdingbats. Charles, fetch me my Donut puppet! Goog...

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TMS 3063: Paging Mr. Ball

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

There aren't stingers on male BEEEEEEEEES!!!! Pixelated toxic wiener. Keeping A Grip On The Naked Barbie. The Le Bore Sisters. Ah, the scabs!! With Du...

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TMS 3062: Less Ratner

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

I'm a makin a nice pastaaaaaa. These aren't the swingers you're looking for. (S) I'm up all night to get heartburn. 10 different vibes and none of the...

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TMS 3061: OH, THE TOAST!!!

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

Na na na na na na BAT HOLE! If You Lived in Colorado, You'd Be Casa Bonita. Moab Multiliths. Leaning in and is all nippley. Never trust a French cat....