The Morning Stream - TMS 2077: Oogachaka Babytech

Episode Date: March 4, 2021

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Amazon Vance your business, Yavor. Call now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. night that our flag was still there oh say does that start Oh, okay

We have some We have some pillows We have some pillows on the dirt This is the morning This is the This is This is the This is the morning

Stream. Mm, all your bays are belong to us. Good morning, everybody. Welcome back to TMS. The morning stream is here for March 4th, 2021. What is the year? Yeah, it's 2021. It sounded weird coming out of my mouth for some reason.

It did. Hey, that singer Ben's more keys than Yuri Geller. Ah! Yeah, it's real bad. It's very bad. I hear she's Antifa. She's also anti-so, anti-la, anti-T, and anti-Doh. Yep.

All of the notes. All of the notes. It's very, very bad. Hey, also. I didn't make up any of those jokes, by the way. No, of course not. Neither of those are mine. I was going to say to you.

Oh, this thing we played from Fletcher this morning. Hold on. Let me get back to it and just, here we go. Mm, all your base Are belong to us. I just want to point out that that thing hit 20, hold on. That thing is 20 years old, that old video. 20 years old.

It feels like, was that one of the first memes that you remember? I'm trying to remember if I remember memes before All Your Base. For me, it was that. It was Star Wars Kid. It was, uh, Star Wars Kid. The Wasap, but the very, version that had the Super Friends in it. That was a big one.

Yes, right. And the dancing baby. Those were your big things. Yeah, it was the dancing baby. I guess the Dancing Baby, the Allie McBeal dancing baby. Was that a meme? The Uga Chaka. Yeah, the Uga Chaka kid. Yeah, that would have been square in the 90s, right? Because

Alan McBill was in the 90s. Yeah. Or very tail end, maybe. Maybe 99 or something. And I want to say I want to say that Star Wars kid was around then, like 99. because he was riffing on Phantom Menace, which came out that year. I could be wrong on that.

But yeah, we were, those were the early internet meme days. Whereas prior to that, the way you got your memes was you go to somebody's office and they had like a cartoon on their wall. That was as good as it got. It was like, oh, there's a funny Gary Larson joke. That's a meme for you. But not now. Now it's wall-to-wall memes, Brian.

You were swimming in it. We're swimming in it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. so 1998 was the first appearance of the dancing baby although let's see here the uh it was actually the dancing baby was created long before alley mcbiel created in in uh autumn of 1996 by character studio okay as a demo much like the entirety of the movie virtuosity yeah the whole thing

yeah all based on that baby tech pretty good all based on uh uh we get Chaka Baby Tech. Yep. And, yeah, and then there we go. That's fun to say. Uga Chaka Baby Tech. Yeah. That's really good.

Lock that in. Whoever puts that in first, that's going to be the title of the show. I'm positive. Ukaaka baby tech. Uga Chaka. Hold on. Oh, are you? Oh, no.

Code wow beat you to it. Oh, dang it. Okay. Well, now I'm going to see if it's a dot com yet. Oh, yeah. It's available. So you can get it. Oh, my God.

We need to get that domain. Uga Chaka, baby tech and say, you know, creators of high quality 3D animation like virtuosity and lawnmower man. Do nothing but like showcase the worst early to mid-90s like

CGI attempts. And that's all that is. And that 45 minute DVD that had musical instruments playing with nobody playing them. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. What was that called? That was, uh, I don't, but I remember having one. I think it came with

my player or something. I might have come with the player. Oh, that was such a weird time, you guys. Late 90s, odd era in transitional technology. We were so fascinated with the new 3D magic that was coming out. Yeah, Flying Toaster, someone said in the chat's another weird thing I remember very well. Feeling nostalgic for that stuff lately.

Yeah, but Flying Toasters was, that was 2D animation. That was the whole after dart screen saver deal. Yeah, that's true. Whatever happened to those guys? At the time, they were like... They said, well, crap, monitors all of a sudden don't need screen savers. I guess let's go make floor mats. Yeah, do nothing else.

Let's just hang it up, they probably said. Oh, that was it. Anna Music. Thank you, Icore. Anna Music was the name of that. Those DVDs that had the instruments, the three-dimensional instruments that play themselves. I will bet you somewhere in this basement. I have one of those. You sure that doesn't.

It sounds like an act at Lilith Fair or something. The band that does the song, Obsession. And a music now performing. And now, and music, with their one hit. But I thought that stuff was rad back in the day. And now I look back and go, that stuff's pretty bad. Oh, I know. I know.

It's really bad. But now it's having like a weird resurgence as a, like a lot of people make bad 3D as like a self, you know, a self-knowing sort of jokey way of presenting things like those Taiwanese commercial things or whatever they are the news things wink irony of like how we know it's bad but yeah pretty good uh well hey good news everyone we've got a show to do and I got a few things to tell you about number one and certainly not the least important uh I had a weird weird dream last night okay and you were in it but so was everybody like everyone I know is in it You were in it.

But before you feel special, so is everybody. Everybody we know was in it. And by that, I mean like some tadpoolers. J.K. Grammar was in it, by the way. J.K. freaking grammar. Although it was old not so thin grammar. It was prior grammar for whatever reason. Country grammar is who that was.

Yep. Veronica was in there. A whole bunch of nerdacular regulars and faces. People I work with, you, Tom, Nicole was in there. Everybody's in this thing. Okay. And in the dream itself, the dream world itself was not weird or off. Everything was great.

It seemed normal. It was clear that it wasn't COVID times. We were all milling around with each other and doing stuff. But there wasn't like, you know how in a dream you can see, oh, all the buildings are giant penises, but you don't realize how weird that is until you wake up and go, what? Okay. That was weird. Yeah.

In the dream, everything feels normal. Right. And in this dream, everything felt normal, but also looked normal. Nobody looked off. No environmental stuff was off. It was just normal, except nobody said anything but the following term. Blender sofa. So you would walk up to me and go, Blender sofa, Blender Sofa, Blender Sofa, Blender Sofa.

And then I'd go, Blender Sofa, like a question. And you'd say, Blender Sofa, Blender Sofa, Blender Sovich. It's like when John Malkovich goes through the tunnel into John Malkovich. And he lands in the restaurant where everybody's saying Malkovich. That's like that. I couldn't put my finger on what it reminded me of. That's totally what it reminds me of. I've only seen that movie the one time for film sex,

so I couldn't bring it out. But yeah, everybody. Blender's sofa. Yeah, Jenny's in it. Jenny's in it. Almost like the cast of Nerdtacular 2015. Jeff Kanata was there. All these people that were at that event,

including a couple names I won't say. But anyway, they were there. And in the dream, it was just great. Everyone's hanging and talking. It's great. But nobody could say anything but Blender Sofa. And by the end of the dream, my character, or me, my body, myself in the dream, was getting really. Played by me.

I was getting really frustrated because I didn't understand why that's all we could say. There was nothing else to say. So in the dream, you were aware that everybody was saying Blender Sofa and that that wasn't normal. It wasn't like you thought, you know, like buildings were. penises, that things were normal with over sofa. Everyone else seemed to think Blender Sofa was just fine, but I the whole time knew that whatever was coming out of my mouth

and your mouth was not right and it didn't matter how hard I tried or would emphasize anything. The words were still Blender Sofa on repeat. And I don't even know what a blender sofa is. No, but there's a I think there's a 3D

modeling program called Blender and you could make a sofa in it. Did you think about that? Are you thinking about modeling a sofa using the application blender? No, but when I woke up, I thought of what, you know, like a sofa that would blend people, you know, like you put people in it. Oh, oh, all right, we're all comfortable to sit and watch the latest Netflix bingeable drama or whatever. Oh, I think that's just a single Black Mirror episode is Blender Sofa. Yeah, Blender Sofa, Episode, Episode 5, Black Mirror Season 6.

Wait a minute, I thought Denise and Frank were sitting on that sofa. And now it's just somebody named Frenice. Yeah, what's that about? They've been blended almost. Weird. Blender sofa. Anyway. We'll blend.

So whatever that was about, enjoy, I guess. And write in, tell me what you think it means to be able to be stuck in a world where all you can say is blender sofa. Of all days, not to have Wendy here. I know. It would be a great one to throw past her. The problem is everyone's going to have an idea. My wife's got an idea. You're like, well, what if it's the blender software in the middle?

you know like everyone's going to have an idea on this thing i don't think there's any way i don't i don't think there's any relevance to the phrase blender sofa but the the fact that everyone was talking in the language or using using a phrase that you didn't understand why oh there we go somebody found how to make a couch and blender what i love it good job pants arsonist a little youtube video of how to design a couch oh my gosh shut up that's hilarious well everything's on the internet it's it's it's there's you know but that's so funny that's a funny that it's so specific how to make a couch and blender

I'm looking at the stats and it says viewed by Scott Johnson a hundred times after 1135 PM you must have put this on your iPad. Yeah this is see now now now we make sense you make the sense. No but I'm thinking that the that the

that the fact that everybody was talking in a way that you felt either left out of or couldn't understand is probably where the dream interpretation would go. That's probably, it's nothing to do with the actual words blender and sofa, but

I don't feel like anybody, I'm a pretty good communicator. People get what I'm saying, right? Generally? Oh, for sure. For sure. Yeah, so I don't know. I mean, I don't think I don't think you're wrong necessarily. I have no idea. I mean, I think it's completely theory, so there's a great chance that I'm wrong. I'm often

wrong. It's, uh, it's, the important thing is what we've done. Less than one might think, though. I'm sorry, I just found multiple, uh, how-to, to make couches in Blender. It's apparently a really popular thing to make in Blender, his sofa. So there you go. And yes, no, no, Jerry, Dr. Jerry Tolbert, no one yelled Blender Sofa from a distant car

across a parking lot. That did not happen. So no connection to, what was the one they yelled, not burnt. Oh, explosive tip? Explosive tip. Was that the one or was that the car? I don't remember. And the car was fart gas.

Fart gas, that's right. Explosive. I still don't know what that was. To this day, the mystery endures. All right. I have a special shout out for a listener of the show, who apparently has quite the following of his own, and got all inspired to do that by listening to us.

And so I wanted to give a special shout out to Spanner. He's known as Spanner's Ready on Twitter, and he put out this really nice tweet that said, hold on, let me click it. He says, I've long been an admirer. of Scott Johnson and the Frog Pants feed and it's an absolute delight to try and send as many people as I can

to check out the morning stream and film sacks. Scott is 100% my podcast role model. If you love the community around Mist Apex F1, then thanks Scott. So I found out he has a show called Mist Apex 1 on Twitter. That's Mist Apex 1 F1. Now, if you're into F1 racing,

apparently this is the bomb. This is the show that is like the all-time thing. Okay. If you like cover music, what do you do? You go to Coverville. The coverville. You like World of Warcraft, you go to the instance. You like a daily tech news show. You go to the daily tech news show, right?

Like crazy banter from a dottering old man. You go to Third Eagle. There you go. Third Eagle books. Right. We all have our place. And apparently this is the place, if you're really into F1, the F1 scene, which a lot of people really get into. So I just wanted to give him a shout out and also mention that show.

It's at Mist ApexPodcast.com or wherever you get your podcast. and it was just such a nice, lovely thing to see. And apparently we've already got, like, some crossover. Somebody wrote into the TMS email and said, holy crap, my two favorite podcasts are colliding. I love that show, and I had no idea. It's so cool when that happens. I love it.

We're all connected, baby. So anyway, thanks for that. And a big shout out to you. Okay. Now, probably won't go as long this week. I can't make any promises. I think we cautioned her last time that, number one, fewer questions and also maybe

an even number because Rule number one of your scoring problem. Take a look at our Jeopardy board, ladies and gentlemen. You'll notice two extra squares that only Fred can answer. There we go. Nailed it. All right, so we're going to add Gidgett to the call. We're going to do a little trivial

things and have some fun along the way. And let's see if that works. Here we go. Trivial things. Hey, look who it is. It's Gidget von Leroux, who joins us all the way from Australia. Hey, what's going on? How are you? How are you? I am hecking good. Thank you very much. Yeah, look at you. Lovely as always. You had your hair done.

For three in the morning, uh, look as good I will never do. Look as good, you will not. Isn't that how good? Look as good. You will not at three o'clock in the morning. Trust me, I don't look like this in the morning. It's just a homeless looking woman, just a wreck. You guys were talking about stuff that you remember. Like, you know, we're all around the same age. So I agree with you on all those things. And I do remember, for some reason, kittens singing Destiny's Child.

Oh. Yeah. The kittens with the little mouths. Yep. But it was still the, it was still the Destiny's Child bodies. It was still Beyonce in Company's bodies, but there was the, uh, oh, they had cat heads. It was the full kitten. No, it was the full kittens.

Oh, it was like, it was like these little cut out kittens. If anyone remembers that, please mention it. So it's not the no, no, no, no, cat, right? It's not that. That's different. No, I remember this too. It was done by the same group that did those really weird Quiznos commercials. Yes.

Really 2000s about We Love the Moon. Oh, I love those commercials. Those were great. Those were done by time travelers who knew what memes were. I'm telling you. I totally, exactly, yes. What were they even thinking back then? We like the moon.

Yeah. That was so weird. I think us old buggers will get all that stuff because all the new people would be like, what? And if they went back and watched it, they'd be like, ah, that's lame, unless they're hipsters. You know, they'd be like, oh, that's really naff. But I remember all that stuff in the dancing baby Star Wars kid or all that. Yeah, those were the days. The Gilly Mike found the weird Sponge Monkey Cousnos commercial.

Oh, it's just so good. It's so good. It's so weird. It's so weird. We love us. Because they are good to us. What the hell is that? Yeah, I don't think you had this because you don't have Quiznos.

Yeah, you don't have Quiznos in Australia. It's a sandwich place that had these commercials that were done by the same people that did the cats. Oh, okay. The think they're rather good. Is that who it is? Yeah. Yeah, I think it was. Yeah, this guy just did these.

I remember going to that website all the time to like check it out. And now it's just such a weird thing. But back then, when it was early days, as you guys know, all this stuff just took hold. You know, you just went, you know, websites like cracked and stuff like that. You used to go to them every day to see what videos they put up. And now that's the thing of the park. Now it's just everywhere. It's just in the air.

You just walk and you hit it. You hit the memes as you walk around. Ah, they're in my face. Ah, memes. That's how it goes now. And there's the video for, it was independent one. There it is. Yeah, someone just put it on Discord.

Yeah. Yeah. Is it right there's the cats. Yeah. Independent woman. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Yeah, this is this great little skiffle band out of the UK. And this was the video that got me hooked on him. That's fantastic. Yeah. Well. Love it. Love it.

So Wendy is not here. So I am willing after the quiz to take on any questions or queries or problems or anything like that that anybody has. What do you think can be solved with meat pies? guessing is the meat pies and wine i think i've got it handled but uh i think that uh the the whole dream thing i'll talk about it with you scott afterwards but oh you think you have a theory you have a theory about that do you oh i've figured it out i have the worst dreams known to mankind like every night i have like stuffed up dreams and i've figured it out and i know for a fact that psychopaths don't dream and so what i think it is is if you

were insane, that's what you'd be thinking when you're awake and that's what you dream. Oh, interesting. So that's an interesting theory. I've often wondered if, because when I think about some of the dreams I have, I think I'm kind of a weirdo. But what you're saying is I'm venting the weird at night. Correct. So that in the day, I'm not so weird.

It's the steam valve of weirdness. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. It's like taking a car to garage and getting it, you know, seen to it's our brain taking care of our sanity that's what i believe dreams are so really all these people are like oh well you know falling off a cliff means this and you know not packing your luggage means this no it's just you your your brain from your life experiences venting out all this

rubbish so that when you wake up the next day you don't end up in one flow over the cuckoo's nest oh man i feel like my brain's going into it's working over time to do it though makes sense because when you talk to people who have a big lack of sleep they're you know That's the problem. You start kind of going a little nuts. Yeah. Yeah. Fascinating.

Yeah. So it's like dreams are like living your daily life being a totally insane person. Well, fantastic. I've learned a lot now. Yeah. So there you go. So you're so for things. Don't worry about it.

It's just your brain going do lally so that you're not do lally during the day. Well, let's fill our heads with more things I have to flush out tonight. Wasn't there a thing we do now called trivia something? Yeah, let's do that. And then tonight I can have a dream that will flush all of. it out it'll all be going there you go exactly yes so uh i bet in that dream that you dreamt about everybody that you know i wasn't in it i don't remember seeing you but it felt like everyone was there it felt like everybody was in this dream and it so yeah i bet i wasn't you could have been

you could have wow because i saw some pretty obscure i saw some obscure tadpoolers i don't normally see very often and that was that that alone was strange to me it might i mean it could be attributed to the fact that you plunked it down at a specific specific like nerdtacular year where all those people were here and that was that was the the pre the uh as we called the bg times before gidget oh yeah the bg the bg's yeah the bg yeah the bg yeah the bg yeah nice try night fever night fever uh all right gidget laid on us what's our topic this week i don't even know all right so it's fantasy movies of any decades so scott you won last week yes i did so brian gets to go first again it's multiple choice i know a few people

and a tadpillar like, don't do multiple choice. Just let them answer the question. Tough titties. I'm sorry. I do multiple choice, you know. I just hit the chat room. So, uh, oh yeah, chat room. Goodbye.

I'm hiding you. Goodbye. All right. Bye. All right. All right. All right. So Brian, you are number one.

All right. So in the movie Lady Hawk, what is the nickname of the character played by Matthew Broderick, other known as Philip Gaston? on. Is it A, the rat, B, the rabbit, C, the mouse, or D, the badger? Oh, crap, it was a rodent, is what I was going to say. I believe it's the mouse. You are correct. Brian gets number one. Well done. I made this kind of easier than the action or sci-fi one because I have a feeling you boys that aren't so much into fantasy films. Not as much fantasies we do like the sci-fi and

action and stuff. So I'm glad, yeah, it's this. should be interesting. Although I'm guessing a good portion of what you're going to be asking about. We've probably watched on film sack. Probably. You'll be fine. It seems to be my only source of fantasy. Sure. Sure, sure.

All right. Scotty Pooze. All right. So number two, Clash of the Titans 1981. The witches tell Perises the only thing that would defeat the Cracken is what... All right, correct me. Fine.

That was Brian, not me. Keep going. No, no, I know. You're all right, Scott. Brian, dog house, mate. Dog house. Totally fine. Oh, no.

I'm a cinephal. Okay. All right, I'll go again. Clash of the Titans. The witches tell me the only thing that would defeat the Cracken is what lady? Is it Aphrodite, Herra, Apollo, or Medusa? You said the only lady that could? Mm-hmm.

well it's not Apollo then um I think well the whole point was they were trying to get medusa's head so they could they could uh make her make him stone so I'm gonna say Medusa well done Scott one point for you yeah because that was the whole thing they had to go find her she had to look into the into his shield and see herself and then I don't remember how that all worked but yeah no he he could only look at her through the reflection of his shield right but But he had to keep her heads kind of still alive in a bag until we got to the crack.

What I love it about that movie. I still like that. I still like the 80s version of that with, who was it? The guy from L.A. Law. No, the guy from L.A. law was the main guy. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. And it was all stop motion and stuff.

Bruce Box. No, no, Harry Hamlin. I knew it was a comic book sounding name. Yeah. Literative. And what's cool, what's cool about that movie is, is back in the day. day when PG still meant there might be boobies in it. And there were, there were boobies in it.

And so my mom was like, what rating is that movie you're going to see with your friends? Oh, it's PG, mom. Okay, that's fine. I'm like, yeah, we're going to see boobie. I know your mind won't be corrupted by boobs. Yeah, no boob problems. And there won't be, oh, what else do they have? They had bums, naked bums.

Yeah, naked bums, sure. And it also had the dude from. I remember growing up as a teenager in the 80s and we had a local video store. But the thing was, myself and my brother are. And my parents moved in with my grandparents, and we all had our own TV room. So the parents and grandparents had no idea what we were going and renting at the video still. And we were getting blood-sucking freaks and porkies and all that stuff. And then we found their hidden collection of things like colligula and stuff like that.

And the case of the smiling stiffs. So my brother and I watched all that stuff. The weirdest thing was we watched it together. Oh, weird. Yeah, that is a little weird. Yeah, I'm going to call that weird. Hey, bro, you make the popcorn. I'll fire up Caligula.

I don't know what uncut version is, but we're watching it. Let's do it. Let's watch nine and a half weeks. This looks interesting, bro. Why not? It was so common in the 80s, even Revenge of the Nerds. You know, you expected boobies. Oh, yeah, no, boobies are everywhere.

You got boobies. Yeah, we just recorded Coming to America, and I forgot, right? Right at the very beginning, Prince Hakeem is having his real ding-along wash. And there's one woman showing a bottom and two women showing their boobies. I forgot about that. Yeah, that's it. Well, that movie's rated R though, right? I think.

Wow, it gives that title a whole new meaning. It's a PG-13. It might be 13 at that time. You've got to remember the ratings have changed. There's a good video somewhere about the ratings and how, you know, Minoic, Cowboy was an X and won the best picture. So. Yeah, plus today,

You're not going to. So here's what happens today. Today, you, there are no boobs in PG-3 movies. PG-13 movies don't get boobs either. You might get a little side boomer behind the back, naked person, but you don't get what you used to get. Now you've got to go full R to get a boob or more than one F-bomb. But you can be nice and bloody and violent. Yeah, it's weird. Our reading system. Before it went crap. Yeah. Well, whatever. Okay, so Brian, all right, you're doing well, boys. All right, Brian, in the Princess Bride, what danger is in the water when Buttercup jumps in? Is it A, the whispering stingrays,

B, the screaming sharks, C, the shrieking eels, or D, the jumping jellyfish? I'm so glad you gave me multiple choice. It's the shrieking eels. It is indeed. And I would not have remembered that otherwise. Good job. Good job, man.

That's why I do multiple choice. Yes, yes. In this case, I'm kind of glad we have it, yes. Yeah, exactly. All right, Scott. Number four, in the dark crystal, what do Jen and Kira ride to the castle? Is it A, Landstriders, B, Earth Sprinters, C, ground runners, or D, pathwalkers? A, Landstriters.

Correct. I love that movie. I've seen it more times than I can say. I freaking love it. Do they have the Landstriters and the Netflix thing? Did they bring those? They did. and they, so they're a combination, sometimes when they're up close,

it's like Tontons where it's live action puppetry, and then some of the far off shots, they do some CGI with those things, and they look great. That series is so freaking badass. I cannot believe how cool it is. They did so... And then I forgot to watch the rest of it.

You got to watch it. The whole thing is so good. It doesn't deserve to be so good, and it is. It's fantastic. So good. Cool. I'm going to check it out. All right, Brian, number five.

Yes. In the film Labyrinth, what is the Goblin King, played by David Bowie's name? Is it A, Jared, B, Jarrett, C, Jim, or D, Jarrapad? Okay, now here's the funny thing. If you would have asked me to answer that without multiple choice, I would have said Jared, but it wasn't until I heard your answers that was like, oh no, was it Jerith? Hold on a second. I'm not making that official yet.

I think it's Jareth with a T.H. You are correct. Nicely done. Yeah, I would have said. I'll tell you something, Brian, when I was doing this. I stole that question online, I wish I'd stolen a couple of them, online from quizzes about these particular movies.

And that was the only one I got wrong on Labyrinth. I said Jared. Jared? Yeah. No, he's the subway guy. He makes sandwiches and is in prison. So that's different. Yeah.

We also have a jewelry store. Oh, yeah, I forget about Jared's, yeah. If it said ball sack in tights, I would have gone with that. Yes, that's a big, I do, I do, man, I have so many memories of that movie. That movie has more, you know, maybe we do watch a lot of fantasy movies, Brian. Sarah. I think you might. Yeah.

You have no idea what the word fair means. Sarah. Oh, don't impersonate him. I'm going to melt. Really? With that impersonation, really? Yeah. It doesn't take much, Brian, trust me.

It's like it's a little bit Carol Channing and a little bit David Bowie. Sarah. Man. If you can impersonate darkness from legend, I'm just a melting blob on the floor. Really? I'm still pathetic after all these years. Okay. Scott, number six, in Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring,

What is the Strider's real name? Is it A, Boromor, B, Legulis, C, Aragon, or D, Duren? Aragon. Correct. Aragon, Alyssa. Giddle Mortensen. Yeah, yeah. Shows up all mysterious in the sweaty bottom or whatever the name of that bar or the tavern one.

So he's sexy too. What is it about fantasy films and getting old. It's old school, man. Maybe it's because I'm a girl. All you have to do is describe like a... I think the name of that pub was the blender sofa. The blender sofa You'll go to the blender sofa

We'll meet the thief in the blender sofa Come on That explains your dreams And all the people that you want At the blender sofa The tavern is all the people from Frog Pants There you go

That's right Yeah not dwarves Don't want them No they're dirty Dirty and gross They scutter around And make rat noises Okay Brian

Number seven, in Conan the Barbarian in 1982, not the remake, who plays Thulsa Doom? Is it A, Max von Seidau, B, James Earl Jones, C, Sandal Bergman, or D, Sven Olftham? Cheers. I was really hoping when you started that question, it would end with the lamentation of the women. You get that one right every single time. every single time. Let's see.

I don't remember this at all. Who was the bad guy? I think it was one of the first two is either Jamesville Jones or Max von Seidow. And I think I'm going to go with Max von Seidow. Got? Oh, I get the steal. I don't know this. Can you give me the other names?

Okay, so we've got Max von Seidow, which is obviously no. James O. Jones, Sandel Bergman, or Sven O'Hawson. Well, I'm a riff off Brian's feeling that it had to be one of those other two. I'll say James Earl Jones. I really don't remember, though. James Earl Jones. You are correct. Oh, my gosh, really?

Yeah. Take my scraps. He was the snake cult. He was the one that killed Conan's parents. Yeah. I was probably just, you know, overlapping some Flash Gordon in there. I'm sure. sure that's what it is.

Those other names just didn't work for me and I, yeah, that worked that good. You know what? Sandel Bergman was the female character, the blonde female character that got the snake through that. Oh, right. Oh, that's been too long. The commentary for Conan the Barbarian DVD is hilarious.

If anyone hasn't heard it, get Conan the Barbarian and listen to Arnold Schwarzenegger and the director talk about that movie because all the director can say about Sandal Bergman is she's my Valkyrie. Oh, what a Valkyry. Really? She's a beautiful Valkyrie. And, and, and, um, uh, uh, Arnold, Arnold is just basically explaining what he's doing.

Oh, yeah, no, I pick up the sword and I put it through the guy. That sounds great. And then I run over. I walk across the room. I am all into this idea. I want to hear this now. I'm into it. You need to do that for Filmstack.

Really, honestly, that just doing a film sack about the narration for Conan is bloody hilarious. Did she ever say? This is what are for you director's commentary. It seems like such a, you know, if you're going to make us give up DVDs, give us the thing, the one thing that we want from those DVDs, which is director commentary. Some of that is in some, I guess some of that's on like prime stuff and a few things, but. Oh, really? It's rare. It's rare.

You're right, though. It needs to be more universal. Also, did she ever say? We just recorded Conan the Barbarian. And, no, sorry, coming to America, because obviously coming to America, too, is out tomorrow or this morning or today or wherever you are in the world. Coming to America. Coming to America, too. And it's interesting because reading up about the trivia, John Landis actually wanted to, he likes the movie, but John Landis, the director, actually wanted to go back and shorten it, make it punchier and funnier.

And I couldn't agree with him more. It's just a little bit too long for a comedy. and that's not saying I don't like the film because we've podcasted it but I think a lot of areas could have been chopped down quite a lot so for me for me Paramount Pictures if you're listening to me

let John Landis do this okay let him cut it down to how he wants the movie to be I'm sure this word will get back to him via us through somebody and it'll take care of it I'm sure Paramount Pictures listens to the morning stream yeah I'm convinced and so does John Landis

all right Scott it's your question again All right. So you just one up on Brian. Stoll it. Okay, number eight, at the end of the 1981 film Excalibur, who returns the sword to the lady of the lake? Is it A, Merlin, B, Arthur, C, Lancelot, or D. Percival?

This is the one where Sean Connery shows up as King Arthur, right? No, no, no, no. This is the John Borman movie. Oh, oh, Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart, Liam, Liam Mason. Yeah, yeah. Mason is the first role. Oh, right.

Yeah, it's great film. My favorite version of that story, apart from Holy Grail. We did that for film sacs, a good one. I'll say, is on Holly Grail or this Excalibur? Excalibur. I don't think we've done Holy Grail. I don't think.

We haven't we? Sign me up if you do that one. Hard to do, hard to do comedies. It's less of a, it's not so much a film sack movie, but I don't know. Life or Brian, my friend. Fair enough. All right. Let's do.

Merlin, Arthur, Lancelot, or Percival. I would assume Arthur, because that's the story, right? Brian? Shit. Yeah, I think it's Merlin. Wow.

Back to Scott. Oh, wow. Does that how this works? That how this works? We just keep going and tell. All right. I'll say Lance a lot. Brian?

I'll say Percival. Excellent. Well done. Let's go out on a limb. Let's go out on a limb with this one and say Percival. All the rest. the rest of, I think Arthur and Lancelot were dead by then. This is right at

the end of the movie and it's Percival. Merlin gives the sword to Percival. You guys, feels active. Yeah, like four years ago. Yeah, I don't remember. Or actually, longer ago than that, I'm sure. I've seen that movie, I've seen that movie twice, precisely, once, when it came out and I was young,

and then again on film sack and nothing since. I always thought in the Arthurian legend, it was Merlin that gave the, that threw Excalibur back to the lady in there. Merlin gave it to Percival. Percival gives it back to the lady in the lake, and then he goes to watch Arthur on the boat being taken away with the women on the sailboat.

Gotcha. The lamentations of the women. Yeah. The lamentations of the women. All right, Brian. Yeah. Okay, so you just stole that one. So we're even now lucky I did a tiebreaker.

Thank goodness. Thank goodness. He kept asking for more answers. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right, Brian. What identity is Connie using? when he defeats the Kyrgyn in the 1986 film Highlander.

Is it Franklin Nash, Alan Nash, Russell Nash, or Martin Nash? Oh, geez. All right, give me those names again. All right. Franklin Nash, Alan Nash, Russell Nash, or Martin Nash. I think Russell Nash. Mm-hmm. That's correct?

You are correct. Ah, I would have said Martin. It was Russell Nash. I would have got it wrong. I thought it was Martin. Yeah, that was the stolen name at the time he was using when he defeated the Kyrgyn. Yeah, I would have been able to get Nash, no problem. Yeah.

I thought I'd help a little bit. But, yeah, okay, good. All right. Brian's up then. All right. Scott, number 10, in the never-ending story, what type of dragon is Falcour? Okay. Is it A, a luck dragon, B, a flying dragon, C, a snow dragon, or D, a joy dragon?

Well, my memory is luck dragon, I think. Luck dragon? You are correct. I can hear him saying it somehow, the kid. I don't have the adoration for that movie a lot of people do, but... No, and I have never seen it. This is one that I'm just basically waiting for us to watch on film set. Yeah, it'll happen.

I know two things about... I didn't podcast this one with Angry Man. He podcasted with his daughter because, look, it's a nice film, but I think when it's a kid's film, it's nice to have a kid podcasting it with you. Yeah. You know, capture that sort of joy. Okay, Brian.

I know exactly two things about that film. Yeah. The Hage, the Hague, well, LaMalle does the theme song, and that it has, yes, it has an ending. What I don't get, right? And I do like the never-ending story. I don't get is his horse drowns because it's miserable in the swamp of misery. He's miserable too because his horse is dying.

So why doesn't he sink as well? Oh, good point. I think they were implying that because he's human, perhaps he has better, a wider girth of understanding of emotional states. and so the horse is going to die because the horse is either just visible or happy. You just wanted to fit wider girth into a... Oh, any time I can, dude, any chance I get. Wider girth is getting in there. All right.

So who got that? I would think the human emotion would be more than a horse. That was you getting the luck dragon. Oh, yeah, that was me. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, Brian, this is your question?

Yes. If you finish pouring yourself a coffee? I have. You're good. Okay. All right. Number 11. In Edward's Scissorhands, what is Peggs, played by Diane West's occupation that makes her lead to meeting Edward Cisorhands?

Is she A, a Jehovah's Witness, B, a FedEx delivery lady, C, a Mary Kaye Cosmetics Lady, or D, an Avon lady? Oh, crap. I was all said until he gave me both the last two. I think she's Avon. I don't think she's Ameri K. I think she's Avon. That is correct Damn it

Well done Brian Yeah I don't I want to say that Mary Kay I don't know when Mary Kay was founded But I think Mary Kay came after Avon right Pretty sure Yeah Yes

So Brian is 100% right All right All right Scott it's your turn number 12 In which film does a character Say There are no happy endings Because nothing ends

Is it A sword of the valiant B The last unicorn C, Dungeons and Dragons, or D. Legend. Do you want to hear it again? Well, you didn't say, I'm really surprised you didn't say Time Bandits because I swear somebody said that in Time Bandits, but go ahead and say him one more time.

All right, there are no happy endings because nothing ends. And give me the movies again? All right, Sword of the Valiant, the last unicorn, Dungeons and Dragons and Legends and Legend I've only seen two of those and one I don't remember at all but one I do remember

I'm just going to say that one I know which is legend No Brian I've only seen that one I've only seen one of them it was Dungeons and Dragons but I've You haven't seen legend No I'm waiting for film psych on that one too because I know that it's going to happen

Yeah it's got What do you need to wait Ferris Bueller's girlfriend. It's awesome. Yeah, just watch it. Here's what happens. Here's what happens. I watch it and then Randy says,

I'm going to add legend to our upcoming movies. You're not wrong. It'll end up on there. And it's so cool. It's a freaking, it's a perfect film site movie from what I, just the stills I've seen. It's also a Ridley Scott movie,

which is crazy that Ridley Scott made that movie. Anyway. It's one of those movies that people can go, first of all, it's a fantasy film. It's got Tom Cruise, Amirasara. It's got Tim Curry as Darkness, who is phenomenal. Rob Bottin did the makeup for it, and it is a phenomenal movie.

And also after it finished filming over in England, it burnt down the set just before one of the James Bond movies were meant to be found. On purpose? And the final line of the movie is, well, I guess that's legend. I'm going to guess last unicorn. You are correct. Damn it! Brian Fields. Totally guessed it.

All right. So he's up by two? Is he up by two total or might have that wrong? I don't know. Someone will be keeping. Okay. I think just one because that was, because we evened up with our steals. If I get this one, I'm up by two.

Oh, right, right. Okay. So you're up by one for a second. Yeah, I'll count at the end. Don't worry. All right. So this is a Brian question. Brian just stole.

This is a Brian question. in which film does a character say there was a difference of opinion concerning a gooseberry pie is it A, Krull B, Time Bandits C, Dragon Slayer or D Enchanted Shit

I don't remember it from Time Bandits So I'm going to say What was the third one again? Dragon Slayer So Krull Time Bandits, Dragon Slayer and Enchanted I'm going to say well I felt really good about

Dragon Slayer a second ago but now I'm wondering if it's a crawl I'm going to say Dragon Slayer I'm going to go with my original thought I can tell by you shaking your head there you go Merry Christmas Scott I think that wasn't looking Brian he was looking behind him What are you doing I was helping you He was helping you here's what I'm going to say So I think my I think the ship I thought came in earlier

actually came in and I think this was when what's his name playing a prince who was constipated something was going on there I can't remember but I'm pretty sure this is from this is from Time Bandits early on Oh really? Right back to Brian Damn it! I'm going with my other

answer which was Krull. That is correct Damn it! Brian! Our first ever film sack and I got it wrong. The Palin the Michael Palin, I know what you're talking about when he was all sick on the Titanic and you were thinking it was because he had the gooseberry pie. Or earlier on when he's Robin Hood and he's...

Sweet question. So you think it's going to be in more a comedy fantasy, but it's in that awful movie crawl. But it was a goofy guy with some dumb thing on his head, like some dumb helmet thing that was like held on his head with a string, right? What, in troll? In crawl. Is there a guy like that or am I thinking of something else? It was, it was ergo. Ergo said it.

It was probably 11 people like that in Time Bandit. Crull was one of the most expensive movies ever made. Like, if you rewatch Kroll and you see those effects, you're like, how the hell do that cost more than Blade Runner? Yeah. Which still holds up today. Like, there were some people doing some serious cocaine on that movie because there's no way you could justify what they spent on that film.

it was the glave. Yeah, it's all the glave. Yeah. It's expensive glave. I was talking to do it the whole screener as well. I thought you can 3D print a glave. You should 3D print a glave.

Have you had a 3D printer? I do. Yeah, but like as a film sack, you know, relic. Oh, a little film sack thing. Right. I could do a little non-lethal looking glave. Yeah, and date it like October 2009.

Film sack, inception, something, you know, whatever. There we go. Yep. And then we give it to patrons, film sack patrons. Oh, we don't have a Patreon. We get nothing for that show.

All right. Sorry. Back to me losing. I'm losing. Now I'm losing. All right. So number 14. So this rounds it out and then I've got a tiebreaker.

All right. In the film Willow, what is Willow, played by Warwick Davis last name? Is it A, Baggans, B, Gelfin, C, Dekini or D. D, oofgood.

It'd have to be de Kini, because none of the rest of those don't allow from other things. So I'm doing this by process of elimination here. Brian? Oh, shit! Okay, then I think it must be oofgood because I think Geffling is dark crystal. Oh, it totally is.

It totally is. I can hear it now. I can hear it now. Yeah. He's the one, I was literally thinking that. Yeah. Oofgood. But you know what, though?

Scott, glad you took that answer out. because I would have done exactly the same thing. That one sucked. I think what did you say, Scott? You said de Kini. De Kini was what they referred to grown people in Willow. Oh, that was still in Willow. Okay.

Rick DeKammon and, yeah. Yeah, the Sprite. Well, there was called the, the, there was some name for them that was like another word used for something else. The little tiny people? The little tiny people. Rick Decommon and the. The other guy, they were like, oh, I've got a brainfight. I can't think of it now because I love that movie and I can't think of it.

But yeah, there's a little different sort of mystical names for all the different characters. I have a really weird relationship with Willow. I don't like the movie, but I like the concepts in the movie. I don't think the movie itself is very good. And I'm weirdly excited about the Disney Plus series coming that's based on the movie and bringing back Warwick Davis and everything. You hear that Ron Howard? He doesn't like your movie. Yeah.

I don't like, there are three Ron Howard movies. morning stream podcast. There are three Ron Howard movies I don't like. I don't like Ron Howard movies. These three are the ones I don't like. That, the Grinch, I freaking hate. Oh, yeah. And I don't like his work on, what was it?

That may be all of them. Hollow. Or Parenthood or. No, Parenthood's great. He's made amazing movies. Backdraft, amazing. Apollo 11 or Paul 13, 11, 13, whatever it is. 13.

Amazing. Like, makes good movies. I want to see that new edgly hillbilly deal that's on Netflix now. I haven't seen it yet. Like, he's a great director, but maybe it was his half-win. It was quite good. It wasn't amazing that it was quite good. Maybe it was solo, because solo was like half his, you know?

And it was weird. It was half good. It was, yeah. The half of Tal Dish Gandino was good. But I even like that one word, Tom Cruise and his ex-wife were frolicking around the old west. What was that called? You mean far and away? Far and away. I love Far and away.

Really? Yeah. I don't know why. Was it the Old West or was it like the hills of... No, it was Oh, you're right. They played Irish people. Both of them. Yeah, they were bad accents. Terrible accents. It was awful. It took you out of the movie. Oh, we're going to beat this potato blade if it's the last thing we do. Oh, you can't handle the truth.

Have a boss, Nicole. You look nice. in the top with your little titties. Whoa. We have gone places with that. PG-13. All right. Well, that means I lose, right? I'm done. I've lost. The birds on the Galapagos Island is what she was talking about. Oh, there you go. Got it. Yeah,

that's it. Yeah. Okay. I think Brian's won this. He won. That's a sound for me. I do have a tiebreaker just for fun. All right, so it's the first in. Okay. It's one answer. All right. First in, you've just got to go bha. Okay.

How about I just give the, how about we just give the answer? Oh, yeah, we can do that. We just see, whoever says the answer first. All right. Ready? Yeah. Uh-huh. Who plays Jack Burton in Big Truggling and Little China?

Doug Breathweight. Leon Panetta. Sean William Scott. Jesus. What's happening? Kurt Russell. Yeah. Yes.

Brian gets it. Oh, my God. It was like. That's all I need to do. I'm telling the question to demencipation. That's what he did. That's why I asked it quickly. I knew what to throw you, boys.

He threw me off, and then my goal was to try to do the same to him by saying actual actor names. Yeah, that was it. He prevented. Yeah, sure, Scott. Damn it. All right. Well, Brian wins today, clearly. Yeah, well done, Brian.

Hey, Gidgett remind people about your film podcast so they can go check it out and listen and stuff. Okay. You going to let me? Yeah. We do every week. So, you know, you just got to talk shit for the rest of the hour. So you must have let me just say it. Okay.

I'm part of the retro cinema podcast. The retro cinema podcast, we've recently done coming to America. We did FX. We did the top 10 films of 1985 and also the top 10 80s fantasy films. So go check that out. Also, I need to say, America's next top podcaster, season three. has just become available for Patreon. But it is coming out soon.

Check it out. I was part of season one. And look. And look what happened to you? I didn't even win it. Look at you. I didn't even win the bloody thing. I came a third.

That's right. So, yeah. And you're on TMS. Yeah, you're on. I'm on TMS. You have a monthly segment on TMS. And honestly, good luck to all the new contestants for season three. It's a hoot.

It's hard work, but it's worth it. And hopefully you all do really well. Fingers crossed. Yeah, fingers crossed. everybody. Gidgett von Leroux, have a fantastic day. Thank you, Gittitt. Sorry, whatever it is, where you live.

Bye. Okay, well, that was fun. All right, that was. I had a good time with it. And I'm going to say that since we don't have a waiting guest, I'm going to do a little news. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, we'll just pace all this out. So check this out, everybody.

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I wasn't sure what this was when I saw it. And I'm like, he's going to explain. I'll just have to wait in here. That's right. That's why I lifted vague. Now I get it. All right. It would be a fun one.

It looks good. Hey, getting a COVID vaccine is now a dating app flex guaranteed to make you more desirable. Oh, sure. Yeah, it makes sense. It does make sense. You're not going to be making out or having one-night stands with an infected person. Potential infectos. Yeah, exactly. The dating app bios have been a love-hate relationship for the pandemic from humble toilet paper brags to puns about face masks and Purell gels. Anyway, there's a bunch of dumb stuff in the top of this article. Keywords like COVID vaccination and fully vaccinated have started dominating bios as Tinder reports a 258% rise in use.

mentioning the word vaccine between September and December of 2020. Unfortunately, all these people are 75 years old. Good luck, everybody. I was going to say, most people with the vaccine are not in the right range for OKCupid or freaking... You just have to come to my nursing home and pick me up and take me out for soda. I just need to be back by 6 o'clock bedtime. Yeah, we could have intercourse in the car. Okay, Cupid, also, speaking of them,

a dating app matches members based on multiple choice questions. Notes on 137% increase in members or mentions of the keyword between November and January of this year. Conversations about proper sanitation and precautions were always a turn-on for dating app users since the beginning of the pandemic. I don't know if I'd call it turn-on. It was just one of those things you were like, oh, good, you're somebody who thinks it's important that you're taking good precautions. Now we can move on to the next thing, which is I think you're cute or whatever. It's not like, ooh, you're really into wipes. You're like, you wear a mask.

I am so... You clean your toilet once a week. Oh, just come take me now. Take me now. Do how, what percentage of the people that are now picking up on these, like basically that are, that have increased this rise of, of popularity for this thing, think that you can also contract the virus with physical contact, or I mean, contract the vaccine with physical contact. Oh. you know what i hate to i hate to guess but i'm guessing it's higher than i hoped that's what i think sure exactly i would hate to say let's go back to your place uh because i want that vaccine

give me the second jab anyway yeah uh it's terrible and if you're lucky a third yeah maybe uh the latest trend of vaccination bio seems to further add to a user's umf factor OkayCupid includes a set of questions about vaccinations that users can choose in order to match with potential suitors. The question you get, like, for example, will you get the COVID-19 vaccine, has gotten 45,000 correspondence with over 70% positive responses. According to TALA,

these users are getting somewhere between 2.3 or more percent or more times, more likes, and 1.8 times more matches than those who said no. So it turns out, if you're a vaccine denier nobody wants you you get less less dates so the new thing instead of posing

with a cat is posing with a needle oh fantastic perfect that's what I want to do I guess that those probably didn't go well before COVID the shots of you posing with a needle but now now it's a lot more popular

and I don't know if anyone in the chat or is anyone listening at home or anybody wants to pipe in on this but isn't the hot thing now it's that bumble business right isn't it like who's using okay cupid like isn't that all old farts and millennials now i don't know or tinder i think it's bumble now i think that's the hot one at least i know nick tried to get one or had one date via bumble um back before everything fell apart um but yeah people like the bumble okay i right aren't you glad you never have to or deal with this ever i kind of am yeah like yeah never never like the rise of even uh great connections or whatever it was called

was was before i was really um searching for a life partner and then uh all the eaps were after i had found my life partner so i never really had to experience the the uh sadness and disappointment of that although you know what it's worked for a lot of people and and i even know something so oh i do too i mean hats off to everybody who who finds great success i just glad i don't have to go through the rigmarole of it or any of the process like the idea of like suddenly i'd have to be back in the dating market what the eff does that even look like now exactly oh my gosh i don't want to do it no no thanks no um all right here's a story that we all should pay attention to it's important stuff brian so i'm glad we're talking about this uh and i'll show this so

chat will enjoy it Amazon has changed their app logo because it resembled Adolf Hitler you have old Amazon has quickly changed its main shopping app logo after commentators I think they just mean commenters

comment yeah but they did put commentators yeah that's stupid BBC well okay maybe maybe that's a different maybe that's okay in the UK to say oh this I was looking at my YouTube video and the commentators below said some pretty nice things. Yeah, that's pretty good.

By the way, so this is funny about the BBC. I was watching a documentary just hit Netflix. That is a true crime documentary. And it's all about stuff that happened here. I know exactly what you're talking about. And it was very prominent in my teen years when this was going on.

It's all you heard about on the news or whatever. So even though I was focused on teen things, there was just every night the night that news was talking about these bombings and all this stuff. Anyway, it was a huge deal. I didn't think we'd ever hear anything about it again, but here's two things that I learned yesterday. Number one, it's all about this thing that happened in Salt Lake City and all the surrounding elements. And it's really good. I'm just, I'm saving the spoilery part for, for, I think I'm going to recommend it next week. But, um, anyway, all of that was going on. And what was my point? Oh, I'm

watching the documentary. It's a BBC produced documentary, which is crazy. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, like to go all the way across the pond, as it were, to get a document about something so close to home. But there are no British people talking in it. They do spend some time in England for reasons, but again, those are spoilery reasons. If people are going to watch it, they don't want to see all that. But also, it's directed by Jared Hess, filmmaker known for such films as... Yeah, Napoleon Dynamite. And Frito, what was the Jack Black thing?

Oh, yeah, Nuchel Libre. Nacho Libre, yeah. Nacho Libre. Like what a weird, him and his wife, Jeruka, or whatever name is, co-producing and directing a freaking documentary. It's crazy. Anyway, they grew up around here, so it makes sense. And Zoe, one of our UK listeners, says,

hmm, not sure I'd use that word. So I think BBC just kind of blew it with commentators instead of commenters. I like having a British person here that can help clear this stuff up. Yes. It's not all about bacon. She also brings knowledge. It's 90% of people. about bacon. But yes, you're right. It's not all about bacon. That other 10% matters is what I'm

saying. You know, anyway, who will think of the 10%? Moving on. So this thing looked like Hitler. It launched in January. The icon depicts a strip of blue tape over an Amazon smile logo, but some observers said it resembled the toothbrush-brushed mustache associated mostly with Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler. You may be familiar with the name. The technology giant has now changed it. So what do you think? of this. Have you seen it? You've looked at it. I've seen it. And here's the thing. If you would have shown it to me beforehand, and I did see the icon beforehand and didn't think anything of it in the article I was reading. But then as I read further and it said, oh, people are saying it looks like

Adolf Hitler. Once you think that, you can't unsee Adolf Hitler smiling. But it's prior to that, I mean, it's like the FedEx arrows, right? Like, you don't know they're there. But then when somebody points them out to you, all you see are the FedEx arrows. Yeah. I mean, you don't must have to flip that smile upside down, though, to make it really look like Hitler, because he never smiled. He never smiled. But also the replacement just looks like Hitler snorting. Don't you think? Just going, like from the side, like one of his nostrils is kind of clapped over.

Oh, because it's folded over and stuff? I don't know. I mean, it still looks like, I mean, you can still argue, well, it still looks like a mustache. Just part of it is folded over. Yeah. My Amazon tape, my blue tape on the top of my Amazon boxes never looks as. clean as either of those logos, it's usually like torn at a weird angle with a really long string coming off of one side of it.

See, now it can't unsee it. Let's make that accurate. Let's do, let's make the remake the app or the icon with that. My favorite Twitter comment on this was somebody wrote Amazon's new app logo, be looking like they're the third most downloaded in the Reich section. Well, anyway, they were. They were quick to change it because once, like you said, once people see it, you're not going to unsee it. Yeah, that's the problem is that once you, once you see it, it's hard to unsee it.

It reminds me of when Apple News, or they launched the Apple News app, and the Apple News app looked like the Dota 2 icon. Oh, really? Yeah, so like Dota 2, hold on, and Apple News. Let's see if I can find just like. Okay, yeah, put it in our Discord. Oh, there it is. This is pretty funny. So I think they've altered it a little bit now.

I'm not 100% sure on that. Somebody did either on one side of the other. Pray they don't alter it further. Yeah, pray they alter it no further than that, everyone. But yeah, you can see, I put it on Discord. You can see the... Oh, okay. Let me see the Dota.

I'm not familiar with the Dota. So I'm scrolling down. Oh, that's the Dota icon. That's the Dota icon. It does look... I mean, it's basically that icon. It's a little more stylized. Because, again, once you think, oh, it's an N, now I look at the Dota icon and say, well, why would they use an N for Dota 2?

Right. Right. It's weird, right? That is weird. Yeah. Anyway. I love logo crap. I love when everyone thinks it looks like that thing.

I do too. Yeah. Back in the day when you were kids, it was a food company. Don't remember the name. You'll probably, this may ring a bell to you, but somebody said it was like all these, had all these Satan symbols on it with like stars. and stuff. Who was that? Someone in the chat will figure out, sent us. Well, somebody, I mean, once you heard that the, that Joe

Camel was all to look like a, like a wean. Yeah. And of a JJ. Yep. Then it's like, oh, really? And, oh, yeah, no, I see it. Yeah, now you can't see it. Once again, you can't unsee it. You can't unsee it. Did they change that? They changed that, right?

Well, they just stopped using Joe Camel. Yeah. The other problem was that here's a cartoon character that's getting kids to smoke. Yeah. Hey, everybody. Hey, you want to smoke? My face is a vagina and a penis.

I'm wearing sunglasses. Do you have a voice? I don't think he had a voice. No, he never had a voice. He does now. He was a yak, right? Yeah, he was a yak. That sounds like something dumb, I'd say.

All right, we're going to take a break. When we come back, we're going to do a little call now. That's right. Get the number ready, 801-47-1-0-462. You can call in, ask us anything you want. And don't be shy. Don't worry about it. It's no big deal.

else, just your voice. We won't make fun any of you or anything. So have that number ready. 801, 471, 0462, and get ready to call us. Brian, let's play a song before we do all that. Unless your name is Bobby Frankenbergen, which, or no, it was whose voice? Oh, Alex. Unless your name is Alex,

then we'll make fun. Oh, yeah, forget it. Forget it. This is great because we got another early release track, another single from an album that's coming out March 19th, so just a couple weeks away. From the band called Middle Kids, we played one of their songs

Cellophane Brain on the show several weeks ago. They've released another single in anticipation of their album. Today we're the

greatest. Here's the song Stacking Chairs. The more I hear from middle kids, the more I can't wait for this album. Here is stacking chairs.

You lift your heart in the jump. wrecked off of your red bicycle I didn't know you then but it feels significant I gave up everything I learned just to follow

down that dirt road you better hold my head there is no lack for this When the wheels come off I'll be your spend When the party's over

I was stuck in the chairs When the world turns of you I will be there I will be there Sleeping is boring, you don't need a bed, your thoughts tick loudly in your head, and I know you now, I'm moving tired with them.

I'm rocked up in all these weird theories, He's running in circles chased by bees You uncover trials And stop them at next When the wheels come off, I'll bring your spin When the body's over, I'm stuck in the chairs When the world turns off you, I will be there When the wheels come off, I'll be your spare

When the party's over, I'll be stuck in the chairs When the world turns out of you, I will be there We'll be there I will be there When the wheels come off, I'll be your spare. When the party's over, I'll be stacking the chairs. When the world turns off, I will be there. And I will be there.

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Yeah, I'm excited about that band because I've been listening to those after shows and think that I might really like them, so. I think you would really like these guys, yeah. this is this is one of those where I just I've just been getting the singles from grandstand media again the band is middle kids the song stacking chairs but I've pre-ordered the whole album because even if they give it to me free I like this and I want it and I want to support these kids yeah it's really really good I'm impressed with it all right we're going to do this call now yeah that's right you heard me it's call now that means you guys get to call in at 801-4710462 and we get to answer your questions or just Here you vent or whatever it is you want to do, we'll take it. For example, we got to call her right now. Hi, who's this? Hey, it's baggy.

Hey, scraggy, you say? A bagger or a baggie. What? Biggie. Baggie. Baggyra. A little bit of scraggy. Bagheera. Oh, Bagheera. Yeah, yeah. That's all right. I was making a song.

We don't know, you know, we don't call you a baggie for short. How are you doing, Bigger? Hey, that's 74th the end of your name. Is that because you're, is that, I don't know if this is doxing you, but were you born in 74? Yeah. Oh, it's fantastic. It's a good year. Oh, see, you've totally doxed him.

Now, everybody with the name Bagheera, who's born in 1974, susceptible to people find out. Yeah, you got to watch out from that. Hey, Biggera, what's on your mind? What did you have for us today? I have a question for Brian. Okay. I just bought a road bike to help lose weight. And I just wondering if you had any tips.

Hey Brian, do you have any tips about road bikes? Yes. So be careful riding, make sure. So, all right, make sure you've probably already done this, but make sure you get obviously protective gear, helmet, all that stuff. Too many times I hear accidents with people who get injured on bikes. If you're trying to use cage pedals, make sure you switch to clips. There's so much, so much better. jump on to like Strava Strava is a really good one and it'll measure like you know you'll turn your phone on when you go out for a ride and and track how much you ride and that way you can kind of look back and see oh all right I've been slowly increasing the length that I can ride before I get tired don't wear earbuds again more safety stuff get some if you're going to do it get some bone conduction

headsets or earphones that alight to hear the road around you. I heard Mark Spagnolo. Mark Spag was talking about something that had like what did he call them? They were like open earbuds so that dang it now I've got to find out and I'll try to but basically it was like it's similar to what you're

talking about with the bone conduction except it doesn't use that. It's still in ear but it has this way of perfectly monitoring anything happening around you. like um open back that's what's called. Open back. Open back.

Like the iPod pros, iPod pro or AirPods pros have those right where you can basically pinch a little button or pinch the stem and it'll it'll turn into transparency where you hear your music and the thing around you. Gotcha. Yeah, that'd be cool. That seems like a thing I wanted to look into it. Yeah.

Although when people see you, you might still get pulled over by a policeman if they see earbuds in your ears, even if they're the pass-through kind. Yeah, so if that happens, just say, cheese, it's the fuzz, and then run. And then pedal like you've never peddled before. But, dude, good luck. You're going to have so much fun doing that. And if you do jump on Strava, strava.com, then find me.

Search for my name, Brian, a bit on there, and I'll friend you, and we can monitor each other's progress. Heck yeah. Good luck, dude, and let us know. Brian, real quick, the pedals you mentioned, do the clipy, what kinds or whatever? Shrader. what's that why the clipy kind not the not the other kind oh because the cage uh the cage you can actually get your foot stuck in like your your laces or things like that and it's just it doesn't offer the the real support that your foot needs because you not not only want to be pushing down to get

momentum you want to be pulling up on your feet uh because that spreads the like it divides the energy that you're outputting to move. If it's all just push, push, push with your two feet, then you're going to get worn out faster. But if it's push while you pull, push while you pull, you know, basically you're pulling with your left foot while you're pushing with your right foot. And you get used to that, your stamina increases. It's a stamina boost.

Gotcha. Makes perfect sense to me. Plus five to stand. There you go. You guys are listening to call now. And we got another caller on the line. Hi, good morning. Who's this?

Hey guys, it's Greg for Walkman. How are you guys doing today? Greg for Walkman. So good to hear your voice, man. You know what's weird? I just got to say this real quick about Greg and Zoe and a bunch of other people. We do this show. We see them every day.

They're always around. Big part of the community. Love them all. But then I'll be doing like DT&S and I'll hear. We'll be at the end and they'll say, we got one here from Greg for Walkman that says this. And here's one from Zoe brings bacon. It says it's just weird seeing everybody spread. all out to all the other little tendrils that we have going on around our community.

It's just a cool thing to see. Anyway, hey, Greg, what's going on, man? What's your big question today? Oh, well, yeah, well, first off, Tom is the reason why I'm, I got to you guys. Oh, that's fantastic. I didn't know that. So you started with DTS and Major Way Over here. He goes back to Tom.

Everything goes back to Tom. That's awesome. We love that, because occasionally he'll tell me about somebody who found him via us, and that's why we do all this crossover is to kind of, share the fun so it's good rising rising tide lifts all boats that's right or if you're drowning kills everyone right anyway yes i have a question uh what what is your favorite spin off show spin off oh that's a good question yeah that is good um i don't think everyone had asked this before would you say if flasier feels like an obvious one or uh better call saul oh you know what better call saul might

take the cake from yeah it's so good and i can't wait and what is this this next season is the last one right yeah this cup yeah and i don't know when that's coming but i don't either wish it would hurry um i can't wait for it to start but i i don't want it to end is the yeah i mean i've got others that pop into my head like i really like stargate atlantis i really like um i mean we're about to get a bunch of mandolorean spinoffs which will be fun to see how those do uh but they're not here yet obviously You know, I could say flow or Enis, but I won't. I'm so glad. Aren't you glad I didn't say those?

I'm glad you didn't say those, yes. I can't think of anything else. Why can't anything of anything else? Chat room you got any? Better call Saul's great. Joey? Was Joey, how was Joey for you? Was that a good one?

Joey is, it was funnier than people gave a credit for, but just not good enough to, you know, it wasn't going to. Trepper John, MD. Yeah, I mean, no, but yeah. Aftermash? That was bad. I can't think of anymore. All the ones that came from Happy Days or, yeah.

Well, Greg, do you have one that you, that just... Well, Better Call Saul was my... I mean, the first thing that came to my mind, I went back to, like, all the Happy Days ones, like Mark and Mindy, LeBern and Shirley, and all those. But then I said, well, what am I thinking?

It's better call Saul, obviously. Joni loves Chochie. Joni Loves Chachi did happen, right? Like, I don't just remember that happening. It did happen. All right. That's fine. Do we have a good modern day example, though?

Like, outside of Saul, I'm trying to think, like, something that just blows your... Oh, yeah, I never saw any of that. I should see that, maybe. Here's the sad thing. I hear that Young Sheldon is a far better show than Big Bang Theory was. Oh, interesting. Okay. I don't know how that, you know.

It just feels like I can predict. what that show is going to be and I don't I don't Jefferson's was good that's a good one all this CSI spinoffs Boston legal good spinoff from Boston public or was it the other way around I mean you have like all the Law and Order

Yeah lawn orders Laws order special victim unit That's did have a spin off a cyborg dude but it only lasted one season it was like Laney goes off and becomes a A teacher at a school in the 90s but still looks exactly how she looked in 1980-something right that's a really good point by the way some of the chat room were confused

about a spinoff is some people are asking if far goes one no that's a movie made into a TV show that's a different thing but like a TV show that spins off into an other TV show I mean otherwise we'd say the Mandalorian because the Mandalorian technically would be under those rules the Mandalorian would be a

spin off from Star Wars yeah for sure and that's a fun conversation Wanda Vision oh yeah Wanda Vision to be a good example Although, again, Wanda Vision's spraying from a film. It's not really, yeah. So it doesn't count. Now, Agent Carter would be a spinoff from Agents of Shield. Right.

And it would be, well, no, I guess that was really still winner, first Avenger. Yeah, I guess if you can trace it all back to the movies, it probably takes them off the table. But, yeah, I know there's more I'm not thinking of. Oh, DS9 is a spinoff. Yeah. Well, all the Star Trek.

Yeah. Yeah, Voyager as well. They're all spinoffs. But I think as far as, like one of my favorites, DS9 would be up there for sure. Oh, this is a great question. I mean, would you count the Star Trek?

I mean, yeah, you could count them all, most of them. Next generation. Yeah, technically. Technically, TNG is a spinoff. Just took them 30 years to do it. Totally is. So this is my favorite. This is one of the best questions.

Torchwood. Yeah, Torchwood's good. Greg, you brought one of the great questions we've ever had. How do you feel about that? Oh, geez, I feel great. Here, I'll give you an audio. I can't we can't meet you guys in person again. Yeah, no kidding.

It's going to be a day that we can all get together without masks on. Absolutely. I agree. It's going to be great. I want to give you an audio treat for being here today. Here it is. Let's give you this one. Diabetes.

Okay, there you go. Have a good one, dude. Thanks for calling in. Always good to hear from Greg. The number is 8014710462. If you want to be a part of... Call now. You can call now.

Legends of Tomorrow is a great... is another good modern current spinoff. Oh, yeah, that is, I never saw any of that, though. Should I? You should go back and watch that. You can enjoy that without having to watch any more arrow or flash. Because it stands on its own, you would say, right? Stends on its own.

Yeah, I mean, it pulls characters from all the other CW shows, but it stands on its own is a really funny thing. Was reading a comic last night, someone recommended to me called, Galactic? No, no, no, no, no, no. Shoot. Garth Ennis thing that came out for Wildstorm some years ago. Never heard of it.

Started 99. And I forgot the name of the damn thing. Interstellar. It's like something like that. Anyway, all new heroes, all new stories. It's like a re-forming of a big supergroup with a bunch of really interesting hero archetypes that you don't normally see.

I'd never even heard of it. And it's freaking fantastic. I wish I could remember this guy's name. I'd give him credit. But I'm loving it. I got four issues in and it's so good. Did you ever end up going and reading the Dark Phoenix saga? So that is queued up and ready to roll.

I just need to do it. I don't know why I'm giving it the... It's daunting. It's several. It's a, you know, it depends on where you're starting. If you start with X-Men 101 where Gene Gray becomes Phoenix and then go on. Or if you start with like, 133, 132, I think, where she, where you start to see

Dark Phoenix tendencies. Yeah, it depends on, really depends on where you start. I think I have it bookmarked to start at that hundredth or so, whatever was issue. Actually, I'm sure Marvel Unlimited actually has, because you can say story arc, give me the Dark Phoenix saga. Plus it'll have like any single issue offshoots from it, like, really didn't i mean it was all in in x-men yeah it was a whole like it was a whole crossover e thing right like no i mean there was no there were no other x-men comics at that time it was just an x-men

oh i see so we didn't have uncanny or any of the other stuff like this was just it was it was that was the uncanny x-men and but we didn't have the one that was just called plain old x-men or x-caliber or new mutants or anything like that at that time it was just yeah yeah That's crazy. We have another caller on the line. Thanks for calling in. Who's this? This is Merovina.

Hi, Scott and Brian. Hello, Marovina. Another name we see frequently in the chat room. Yeah. On Twitter and other places, we just, your name pops up all over the place. It's nice to hear your voice. How are you today? I'm doing well.

How are you guys? Oh, you know. We're good. Can't complain. It's pretty good, actually. I don't have to go to my dental appointment today for reasons, so I'm feeling pretty good about that. Nice. What's on your mind?

today? I wanted to touch base with you guys about your thoughts for future nerdtaculars. All right. Lay it on us. When it's safe, what are, are you thinking you're going to have another nerdtacular after it's safe? Oh, yeah. Here's the, so that to answer that question, then we can get deeper into it, but we were, there was a 2020 nerdtacular being planned, like we were in the thick of planning it. We were being very quiet about it because we were going to surprise everybody, but from late summer and early fall of 2019 from then up through March it was still on the table and we were still talking about it now once we started hearing about the pandemic in February or end of January or whatever it was and there started to be sort of cautionary moments of well do we put

a down payment down now do we not do we wait what do we do you know we talk to venues and see what they're what they're thinking so we just go we're playing it careful all the while Vegas TMS was still going to happen in March no matter what. So in my mind, I was like, well, one way or the other, we'll at least have that. But then when neither, when that didn't happen for sure, I knew I had to pull the plug. So, so plug got pulled. Everything got changed. We had to cancel the stuff we were planning and everything. But, uh, the answer is yes, absolutely. I mean, I don't know what that looks like yet. I don't know what that means. Um, you know, variants of the virus are a problem. And we don't know what that

means yet either and how resistant they are to the vaccines. There's a lot of questions around a lot of this stuff and what large groups of people hanging out even means in a post-2020 world. But knowing all of that, I think there's a way for it to happen. We just have to navigate those new realities and figure out how to make it happen. But yes, the answer is I really want to do it again. And 2020 was going to be so cool, man. That was like the big number. And it was like a cool year. At least it was supposed to be and you know it's just a great way to go and then it turned out to be a giant turd just a big frothy turd so yeah i'm i'm mad at 2020 still we're not getting along me and me in 2020 we've we're not speaking currently yeah 2020 now if we do this you're coming right

we'll get you there absolutely i'm so there i'm just waiting for the go uh like i've told lots of people in the chat i've got my first dose already March 19. I get my next one, so I'll be ready to go. That'll be great. Hey, you should report back. I'm sure you'll mention it in the chat and stuff, but you should report back on how the second one treats you. Everybody I've talked to, they get, they get like full-blown horrible symptoms for like four hours and then it's gone. And I'm curious how that'll go for you. Hopefully it's funny because some people, like the Pfizer doesn't seem to have those effects like the Moderna one does.

Like if you get the Madonna one, the second dose or a second dose has, in a couple cases of people that we know has given them full-on flu systems or symptoms oh wow i can't talk all of a sudden too much coffee systems the vose gives you symptoms yeah the votes yeah don't forget your second vows you got to get that voice you know which one did you yeah do you know which one you got i got fyser okay so i'm hoping it goes well i didn't know if they tell you jana's parents got the fizer no problems whatsoever do they tell you go in and you say what kind of my getting? You find out what you even can find out when you make your appointment. And what they're finding is that people are like not wanting to do the

Johnson and Johnson because of the efficacy being a little bit lower. Right. It's like don't worry. They're all like 95% effective against death. It's just, it's just preventing you from getting it. I thought Johnson and Johnson was. Wasn't that one it's significantly lower, like 65% or something? 70% is what I heard for the Johnson and Johnson. Johnson and, yeah, 75% on the Johnson and Johnson. At my facility in particular, I can't speak for any others. Pfizer is what my age group gets.

We don't really get a choice. It just is what it is. Oh, really? Oh, interesting. Whereabouts in the country are you? Washington. Okay. So this is where we start doxing you slowly.

We find out what state she's in. Well, I just wanted to find out states. I'm just teasing. And I'm guessing your Ravina is not your real name, so I think we should be here too. No. I think,

you know what's funny? I did this thing on Twitter. I said, use your first name and then the third gift that comes up in your gift search on Twitter, that's what you have to post.

And a whole bunch of people did it. I noticed you did it. I did it too. And I noticed Maravina did it and a whole bunch of other people did it. And I had one guy, I won't even say his nickname because I don't know if he wants me

to bring this up. But he said, nope, not going to docks myself. And I said, I said, it's your first name, dude. It's your first name. And he goes, nobody knows my first name. I go, really?

Nobody knows your first name. Nobody online's ever heard it. In fact, you're the only one that technically knows it because you shipped me some free stuff once, but everybody else, no one is ever going to know my first name. I'm like, now that is a secure mother effer on the internet, man. No kidding. Yeah, no kidding.

Hopefully he's not mad at me for bringing that up, but I thought it was interesting. Well, it's great to hear from you, and I'm really excited about your second gab. Good luck with that. or first jab. No, you're getting your second, right? The second job. The second jab will be in March. All right. Second jab is the charm.

Hopefully no one needs a third. And when we do this again, we really look forward to seeing you there. For sure. I can't wait. Oh, that's awesome. We'll see you later, Marrivena. Miravina. Merovina. We'll take one more of your calls.

That's right. Call now. If you call now, 8-147-1-0462, we got room for one more. If you called before and got voicemail or something, that just meant we were on the line. So if you call now, we'll have that line open. And we can take your questions slash calls. Yeah. I mean, sometimes it shocks me when people say,

no one knows my first name online. Because everyone knows my full name online and has for most of my internet life. Like, yeah, yeah, since like 99 or something. Maybe this guy has a very unused. usual first name and there's really only one or two people with that first name or something? I don't know. Right.

He could be Marilyn Manson or something. Right. But if he's so worried about people tracking him on the internet, why even respond to your thing? So that now people are like, oh, now I'm going to search this guy out. Now the challenge is on. Right. Like that's the other thing is you don't want to do. Like I did this thing the other day with I had a huge box of numbers, like numbers you would put on.

a house or on a, a barn or something. Okay, like mailbox numbers, right. That kind of stuff. Big box of them. I don't know why we even have them. I think they were my dad's. Anyway, I'm digging through them, and I pulled out a random set of numbers,

put them on the table, and then I made this a little character out of it. So that's kind of fun. I'm going to show, I'm going to put that on Twitter. So I filmed it again, how I went from these random numbers and then stacked them all to look like a guy

on a skateboarder on a sled going, yeah, like this. Sure. Like a nine is his head and a, you know, the ones were like his arms or whatever. I can't remember how I did it. But I put it up there and I immediately got people going, dude, people are going to freaking stealth docks you for putting your address up there.

Like, this isn't my address. Because they thought those numbers were, yeah. Yeah, they're just random numbers. They have zero to do with my, I'm trying to think. Valid. I mean, it's a valid thing. They're warning you about it. And I don't take it as anything other than just, oh, thanks for, you know,

I know they're being, they're being helpful. They're trying to be helpful. But I probably, those numbers probably match some random person in, you know, Iowa, for all I know. I don't know. Plus, without knowing the street you're on, there's going to be a lot of, probably even a lot of Johnson's in with those four numbers. If you even figure out the right order that they go into, you know, there's so much. And even then, I think you can just find people in, aren't there still white pages or some kind of public listings for people? I don't know how it works anymore.

No, Scott, there are no more phone directors. we've covered this. They don't make them anymore because internet. Yeah, no, I think they might still be able to find you via white pages. Yeah, they might. Well, all right, you lost your chance, everybody, and that's all the chance you get for a call. We didn't get a little final one there.

You came close to filling out the time, but you missed out by one minute. All right, don't worry about it, though, because we're going to get out of here. Hey, tomorrow, TMSPM for those patrons out there, If you're not a patron, join up and you can be there live for it or get it on the RSS feed. Not to mention all the other daily content. That's right.

Listen to me, guess the flavors of Kit Katz coming soon to Patreon. That's right. It's going to be good. It's the only place you're going to get it. And also, Dan, I think Dan will be here. I've got to call Dan, but I think Dan's all set for tomorrow. No, tomorrow he won't. He's here.

Wait, tomorrow. What? Oh, Dan's with you. That's right. Yeah. Dan's here in Denver. So I don't know if he, I mean, maybe. able to do it from the hotel but um very good point so we're probably doing apps yeah so

apps great i better come up with some go download something quick and decide if you like it actually i know exactly what i'm due because we talked about it yesterday oh well all right then um i think i have one as well so that'll be tomorrow tmspm if you're curious about how that works just go check us out at patreon.com slash tms and frogpants dot com slash tms for everything else that's going to do it for us brian i now hand you the keys so that you can start this car and play a song while we go Well, I'll do that. Paul, the flying blender, when he can make it in a chat, emailed and said, hi guys, or not emailed, he used the form on frogpants.com slash TMS to submit his request, which is what you all should do. He says, hi, guys, I've been listening for nearly all 10 years, but somehow never requested a song.

Well, my wife and I have our anniversary on March 1st, and requesting a song for the occasion seems appropriately sappy. Our wedding song was Michael Boubley's version of Stevie Wonders, you and I, and I'd love to hear Brian's best cover recommendation. Yana, I'll always know how fortunate I am that we're together. You are home. I, less than three you. I get that reference.

Thank you, Scott and Brian, for the company on the way to work all these years. I think you guys are great. And if you don't agree, then you can eat rice. Oh, I probably should play that. Because I didn't know.

I was going to have a thing. All right, hold on. Do you want some rice, do you? Okay, well, I don't have it handy, so I'm going to play this instead. All right, that's what you get. I know exactly what that is. Yeah. All right, so a cover of you and I, and I'm not going to go with the Michael Boubley version. Stevie Wonder's version is great, right? And in 2012, Macy Gray put out a cover album called Talking Book, where she covered a bunch of different artists. And on that, she covers you and I.

Here is Macy Gray and her version of Stevie Wonder's U.N. I. All right. Before I let this pass, apparently, J.K. Grammer's dad turned 85 today. Whoa. Happy birthday to Paul Graham. Grandpa Grammer. Yep. He's the Grammar Elder, Elder Grammar.

He has done it. That's a fantastic page. Very well said. So to him, we play this. Happy birthday to you. There you go. Happy birthday to your dad, J.K. Gramer. All right.

Oh, we did forget the mashup. oh oh you know what there's still time we do it we there's still time we can sneak it in i just forgot the song will mention it again at the end but i'll just mention the song title at the end let's get to that mashup worried about me forgetting this and there i did okay here it is this is called the mashup is called the weiner special weiner special shout out by the way to jeff sire in canada apparently had something to do with this i don't know what um according to tms jamy or tms mashup jamie so anyway here it is enjoy Let's just say it had to do with the penis

I had to do with the penis I'm a lesbian I'm a lesbian I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body I know I love the ladies dudes with their wieners out Definitely not that Dang it

The journey through the penis Are you prepared to receive my limp, limp, penis, penis. I love dick. Check here if you'd like to see a picture of my penis. No. Has anyone seen Agent Penis? That's bonerific.

Wait, what? Full Connery Weiner? I thought we got full Connery Weiner. This is my penis. Huge penis, all that stuff. I want to put a USB stick in his pee hole. Honestly, it's just his penis. It's just weiner.

A guy with a thing on his penis. I don't like dicks. All the Cheetos I get look like penises. You walk around naked and flopping your doodle around. I don't want to accidentally touch prep boy penis. Accidental penis is the worst. It seems like you got a winning ticket here. I don't know why you're doubling down on big foot swang.

Or you can staple my penis to a rock. Just a string of wieners. That's it. Weiner, weiner, weiner, weiner, weiner. A bunch of penises, then a couple penises crossing and then a single penis. None of those weaners were satisfying. Dung, don't know what I'm saying. It's totally normal to have a detachable penis, so don't stress about it.

Is that what he told you, or how'd that go? Somebody figured out of an asky penis, real good. I'm sure he could. It's not even a really good one. though. I mean, it's like, uh, tell me what your definition of a really good one is. You know, you can say that that's a rocket taking off from Cape Canaveral at an angle. His penis is the size of a freaking candy corn. A candy corn. Oh, Lord, that's a tiny penis.

Anti, put a hot coat hanger in my penis hole. You'd have to whip out his wiener and smack a dog in the face. Just pull out your penis and start ordering your Big Mac with that. You just flop it up there and start smacking on the opposite. Yeah, but I can only order from the bottom two-thirds of the menu. Oh, really? Because I can get to the... top don't look at your dad's junk oh there's a guy I want to punch in the deck I have a huge nose and I must distract from it look at my penis a pair of legs a crotch and a weener so I was thinking later we could hang out on the whatever deck and freaking you could take a look at my

penis I need to search for penis later there's a dude with a giant whale penis coming out of his forehead walking around with his weiner going yeah this is what we do we're too hot we got to go down with our weeners animate boobs my boner is coming weiner plant oh a penis right It'd be very, very... Oh, penis. Oh, no, penis. Honey, stop the car. There's a penis.

That's plant for penis. Plant penis. This plant has all the penises. Penis. What's the word? Penis. It's a nine mile long penis. It's really a long...

Oh, wow. They really go deep. I can't. I have a boner. My giant man genital. Hey, there's so many naked ladies. Let's have more man weaner. But my weaner's out.

Are you as turned on as I am? Ah, it's like a penis. See? Yeah. Pulling off a penis. Nobody doesn't like a fighting. penis. I am wearing pants, but the zipper's down and my weenies out. Penises are freaking funny. Look, I do it on this show all the time, so I get it. Use the term caucus to describe

genitalia. We have a really big caucus coming up. It's a riot. It's just a hoot. It's like a solid shaft of plastic or porcelain, I don't know, but a shaft and then like a little hood at the bottom. A little bulbous hood at the bottom. Okay. I'm not describing a penis, chat room. I was just going to say, we just got the explicit tag. Thank you, iTunes. Gosh, dang it. Holy crap, he's been collecting those for a while, man. Is that the short? Because I know you had a short version and a long version. I wonder if that's the short version or the long version of the long version.

The short version or the long version of the penis mashup. Is that what you're saying to me? That's what I'm saying. There's only one in here. I don't know if this is short enough. It was three minutes, 38 seconds. If there's a longer one, I can't believe it. Oh, my gosh.

By the way, can you hear this? Listen. You hear it? no they're putting in so that's a long story our water something's wrong with our water thing and we're we had to get a water softener to deal with it and they're now and they're making it and is the loudest effing thing i can hear right now it's so well no it's uh i'm amazed it's not not coming through at all some can kind of hear it but i'm glad you can't uh well that's good news hey remember that song we were going to play brian remind him the name one more time

and then it's called you and i it's by macy gray from her album talking book going out to the flying blender. There you go. Thanks again, everybody. Thanks for listening. We'll see you Monday for those of you are cheap skates and the rest of you will see this weekend for TMSPN. Bye.

it's you and I God has made us fall in love it's true I really found someone like you will it say the love you feel for me will it say

you will be by my side to see me through until my life is through when I'm in my mind we can conquer and love you and I you and I

you and I I am I am I am I am I am glad at least in my life I found

someone may not be forever to see me through but I found straying you The only thing that I have shown you a bright up there Because that's all that I am living for, you see

Don't worry what happens to me Because you know that always is in my mind You will stay here always Yeah And I And I You and I You and I

You and I You and I Yeah We can conquer Oh yeah Yeah And I And I

And I And I'm alive. This show is part of the Frog Pants Network. Frog Pants Network. Get more shows like this at frogpants.com. Too late. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. Shut up.