The Morning Stream - TMS 2127: Baron Zima

Episode Date: June 9, 2021

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Constipation Give me your hand Give me some, three peanuts This is the morning stream. Dave's not here, man. Greetings everyone, welcome to TMS, the morning stream for Wednesday. Stree? I think I said Stree.

I meant stream. The morning street. Morning Street. It is Wednesday, June 9th, 2021. I'm Scott Johnson. Brian, I'm over there. Hello, Brian. Well, hello, Scott. How are you? I'm okay. I had a funny experience this morning that I must tell you right off the bat.

Right. Oh, good. Oh, my gosh. Excellent. Off the bat. So I go. We're just no pussy footing around. No, no. I'd like to say I went running around the lake, but I really went half jogging around the lake. Okay.

Okay. It's very nice morning, breezy, warm. just perfect for this sort of thing. Sun's not too high, so you're not getting all burnt and all that yet. And we're running around there and, you know, got the dogs with me and it's all good. And as we're doing it, this young girl probably, I don't know, she's probably 17, 18 maybe, is coming the opposite way. And she's got earbuds in and she has two dogs. Okay.

And she's dressed like a person would be if they went and spent a lot of money on their jogging gear. like nice stuff. Okay. You know what I mean? Like, you know, the higher end, whatever. Like, we're talking Lulu Lemon gear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Like the specialty store in the outdoor mall downtown kind of thing.

Right, right. And so she's jogging along and I hear her talking. And I'm like, she's not with anyone. What's going on? I realize, oh, she's on the phone. That's fine. Yeah. She's on the phone.

And as I pass here, here's the conversation I hear. She goes. So, like, I don't know why, but he kept telling me to send me pictures of me in my workout clothes. And then she pauses from it. She goes, I know. It's so weird. So he says, what are you wearing? I said, well, I'm just wearing my jogging bra on my short, whatever. She described these pants that she's wearing, these jogger things. And he goes, and he's just like, well, send me a picture anyway. I just want to see it. And she goes, I just don't understand why. Why would you want to see any of this? What's going on? I just felt like grabbed her and going, honey, sweetheart,

can I explain? You got so horny boyfriend. He's trying. Yeah, exactly. You could, you can tell him you're wearing a hazmat suit and he'd still want you to send photos yeah yeah you got your best Chernobyl on and he still wants to see it so yeah it was real um it was this moment of like she's at least at the very least she's pretending to not know what the crap's going right right and it's bugging me i hope that's the case and it's bugging me i'm like oh come on dude just say don't talk like that you know what he's i mean i was like frustrated inside but i didn't say anything because it's none of my damn business she's like right generations under me i don't even know her i don't know anything about i'm not going to say anything but part of me was like just say

get your boyfriend horny and you want pictures of you and we may as well just go full uh birthday suit at this point well like what are you been doing you know consenting adults i hope you're 18 i don't actually know i have no idea yeah let's let's hope that she really knew what she what she really knows why he wants to send it she just wants to humble brag to her friend my best friend wants me, he sent pecks. Yeah, and she was just acting so flummoxed by it. Like, can you believe that? I don't even understand.

What do you think that's about? Well, you remember, so the video I gave you weeks ago where I was writing and there's the dude on the skateboard who doesn't hear me, as I'm saying, on your left, on your left, on your left, yeah. Yesterday went for a lunch ride, a road to mod pizza, had half of an Iggy, was smart enough to bring a Ziploc bag to put the other half of my pizza in. to shove in my bike bag to bring back home. Otherwise, I'm like, well, this is all just going to go to waste.

I might as well just eat the whole damn thing. Yeah. You only have two choices there. And you did the right thing. I did the right thing. So on the way back, coming down the path, and I get behind this guy who's walking his dog. Clearly earbuds in.

He's got the big white original AirPods earbuds that stick down below his ears. And I go, on your left. and then I see the dog kind of moving to the right. So I'm like, actually, probably easier if I come, or if you go, or I'm sorry, the dog is going to his left side. So it's like, oh, probably easier if I go to your right. You said this out loud, right? You said this out loud. He's clearly not hearing me.

He starts moving towards the right. So basically he's on one side of the path. His dog is on the other side of path with a nice leash connecting the two. They call that a imbit catcher. Yeah, exactly, the clothes liner. So yeah, this time it's like, okay, well, people complained last time I posted that video or the time I posted that video about the kid on the skateboard that I just wasn't loud enough that I need to be louder and I need to use the bell. So I say, and I'm not going to go as loud, but I go, on your right. And then I follow it up with ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding how to go.

That made him finally here. finally heard he kind of looks around doesn't say anything just kind of moves over to his left a little bit where you know closer to his dog's like whatever like you know if you're going to be listening I can only imagine he's listening to the Starland

vocal band at full blast in his earpods I you know what I picture I picture this that's what I picture yeah yeah that's what I need is that horn like mea mear mear

Yeah, that's great. I love the yell, though. On your right! Yes, exactly. I have no time for fools. I just get so irritated by rude people on the path. Yeah. The path is a, it's a society, man.

We've got to live better on that path. It is. And let's say about, you know, no matter who I pass, I don't know why I do this, but I do this. If I pass, we're walking the same way and I come up from behind them and I do the on your left, whether or not they scoot over any further usually they're just already on the far right

but I still say it just in case that was the moment they decided they were going to go sniff a daffodil on the left side of the path

they want to take them out but as I pass them I go hey thanks have a good day something like that right and sometimes I oh thanks you too

you know like as I pass them if it's somebody oncoming and they're on the left side of the path approaching me as I'm on the right I'll usually do

the nod unless they say something I'll say hey how's it going but you know sometimes I'll even say hey or howdy something like that right yeah sure and uh it's your friendly neighborhood I get it 90% of women

whether they're on the phone or not will nod back or say hi back or anything like that regardless of age okay 20% of dudes will respond with either a nod back a high and it mostly like a hundred percent of old dudes dudes older than me i realized to some of you i'm an old dude sure but uh it's all relative

yeah yeah dudes older with older than me almost like maybe 95 percent of them don't respond at all and it's not that they're looking at me they see me nod or they hear me say hi or whatever no earpods in just like gonna confirm that i believe you are correct i think it is mostly uh mostly dudes and i don't know i don't know why for me it's like young dudes the old dudes it doesn't matter dudes just seem to be yeah distracted or don't care they're not as friendly or whatever but the one the tricky bit is that hole on your left on your right thing like you're doing all the stuff you're supposed to do absolutely but it's difficult when you've made a successful pass and you are just trying to be friendly by saying thanks have a great day yeah it's

almost impossible for the walker not to at least question if you were being started sarcastic or not. I know. I think about that, right? Yeah. Because especially, especially if they don't hear me say on your left and they don't move. Right. I still say, hey, thanks, have a good day. If they hear that part, they're like, thanks. Thanks. Thanks for moving over. Yeah. To me, it's like trying to do a honk that says thanks. It's almost impossible in a car. Right. There's no, right, exactly. People try. That's why I, that's actually why I do, why I see more than just thanks. because thanks alone way more potential for people to think I'm being sarcastic but if I say hey thanks have a good day then it's like oh all right well you know the thanks alone

I would have thought he was being sarcastic but they have a good day yeah you're doing it right it's just a tricky it's a weird contract with people it really is yeah the social contract and kids kids don't know what to do you say on your left

and they think oh move to the left or oh he's coming on the left I'll turn my bike perpendicular to the path and block most of it. Yep, that's correct. I'll tell you what a family of goose is, geese do. They don't get out of the way at all. They're pisspots.

They don't understand. They've not learned. Geese never learn left and right. Everything else, they're completely knowledgeable about. They're born dicks. They stay dicks. That's how it works with those guys. Dicks forever.

Dicks forever. All right. Well, that's how that went. I'm glad we had that discussion. So be nice on the path, everybody. Good news. I just wanted to report that Arby's, you know, Arby's. You got a little Arby's on you, that company. Yep. They have the meats I hear. They have the meats. Yep. That's my understanding as well. They also now have regular ass fries. And they're the kind of like, not waffle cut. What do you call the kind that are, oh, shoot. Not russet. The kind where they're like almost not ridged, but crinkle. Crinkle fries there. I think that's what I mean. Well, all right. Would they, if you rub them on the side,

your desk would they go you mean long ways like head to tail yeah uh yes they would so that's crinkled fries okay that's crinkled fries right so it's like a ruffle but in fry form kind of right exactly not waffle fries waffle fries i'm trying to figure out does somebody make fries that are crinkle cut the long way like well you know what i mean i guess they do yeah hold on do they oh can you do it that way you can't do it that way sure you can has to be against the You can crinkle cut any direction you want, but it would have to be, couldn't really be a fry. It would have to be more like a round would have to be.

I guess that's just crinkle cut. Definitely. The chat room saying, JK Grammer actually found the fry, what is called it, infographic, explaining all the different kinds of fries. Oh, okay, this is it. Oh, my gosh, how did you find that so fast? This is great. This is beautiful.

What a beautiful thing. Yeah, this is amazing. Okay, so let's just look at this real quick. We got. How do I zoom out? Shoe string match stick. It's just an image it looks like. Potato slice very thin using a mandolin or Julian cutter and fried extra crisp.

Those are a favorite of mine. If they're done right. If they're too oily, they're a nightmare. They're the worst. So you got to do those right. You got crinkle cut, which is what I'm talking about. They got that, though, although they're not browned like that. They're just kind of, you know, they're more like steak fries in color, but that cut over at Arby's now.

I guess what I'm saying is there's now an alternative to those freaking curly fries if you don't like them. Some people love them, but I don't like them. I'm okay with the curly fries. They're usually way over-seasoned. Yeah, yeah, I agree. This is my only complaint. I don't mind the curls. It's like eating a slinky.

Yeah, it is like eating a slinky. Because apparently eating a slinky is attractive to me. It's enticing. I'd like to eat a slinky. A slinky, it's linky. Brian eats it like food. This thing also explains cheese fries. Any style of fries with cheese.

He's melted on top. Wow. Okay, thanks. Wow. Look, I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb. Right. Steak fries are obvious ones. Chips, which are the British form, they just look like smaller steak fries.

I mean, basically, to explain British chips, though, they have to put them in a container. Like all the other fries are just dumped on the ground. Yeah. Chips come in a container. We take care of all chips. That's right. Thank you, J.K. Grammer, for your hard work. All right.

This is from the potato board of, wow, there's the full. Wow, there's the full. Oh, was there a full blown list? There's a full blown list. Oh, there's some, look at some things on here. Like there's a potato tornado. Oh, my Lord.

Yeah, look at this. This is big. That was my wrestling move. Yeah, you were a bit of a tornado. Yeah, it was finishing move as well, I understand. Oh, they actually put curleys on here. Okay, so you got standard cut. We got all kinds of stuff.

Tater tots, they include on here, waffle fries at the top, Elgin fries, whatever that means. Let's see. I'm just going to go. Oh, I like cottage fries or like pickle sliced but tomato potatoes. Those are good. Yep.

And those also have the ruffle, the crinkle cut. The Buffalo Wild Wings, or whatever they're called now, has love their buffalo desks or whatever they're called chips. Yeah, those are good. Those are good. Now, can you explain this smiley bull crap at the bottom? What's that about? I mean, it's smiley fries.

Sonic? No, who has the smiley fries? Do they cut them and then just like make indents that will then burn crisps? Yeah, you stamp them. So like you basically are making potato rounds and then you're stamping them with a smiley face and then deep frying them. Right. And then the smiley face gets exaggerated by the... And before people send me emails, I know that Belgium is the home of frets or fries.

Like, that's where it all came from. I get it. In fact, the French is kind of a misnomer part of the term. I'm just saying what sets them apart now? because they kind of look like fries. You know what I mean? You know what? It's funny because we actually have or had a Belgian Freight restaurant in Old Town,

Arvada, and all they served was fries. You could get beer, beer and fries. And to me, the only difference really was the stuff you got on the side. And they mostly was like mayonnaise and different kinds of aoles and stuff like that. Yeah, ketchup, sure. What are you, some sort of caveman, only one ketchup on your fries, on your freets? You're dirty Philistine. So, wait, hold on, do they have beer battered fries as well as just beer with your fries?

Just beer with your fries. No batter, no, like, double-fried. That's not on here. The double-fried batter fries, like the wild. Right. What do they have, oh, with the good times? I guess you probably don't have good times. No.

Yeah. I'm trying to think I've had those kind of fries before. It's almost like, it's almost like Japanese, what's that called? They fry everything in? Oh, you mean like a tempera? Tempora. It reminds me in tempura when I've had that before. Yeah.

Fish and chips place will sell those kind of fries if you go there. Yes. Yeah. Those are all right, except I feel like I'm eating something that will kill me. You know what I mean? Like I'm going to walk away with like too much. It's a little much, right? It's like, well, we decided frying these ones.

It wasn't enough. We're going to double fry this just to really close up some of those arteries. And fried in the same oil it was originally fried in, which is nice. All right. Hey, I just wanted to celebrate some birthdays today. All right. It's June 9th, the birthday of American actor, producer, author Michael J. Fox. Born on this day in 1961.

Still, you know. Doc. You got to give me back for my birthday, Doc. Yeah, there's that. Valerie! And you got Aaron Sorkin, who directed Michael J. Fox in an episode of the, I think the West, I think he was on the West Wing. I think Michael J. Fox guessed it on the West Wing. I may have that wrong.

But anyway, he was also born on this day in 1961. Can I just think him Spin City? Yeah. They have, by the way, the literal same birthday, these two, like same day, same year. Oh, 61. Yeah. Same age, those two guys. Same with our next two people.

American actor Johnny Depp Born on this day in 1963 An American director screenwriter David Coep Born on this day in 1960s It'd be better if it's just pronounced Kep David Kep and Johnny Depp Is it Kep? It probably is Might be actually

I don't know how you say that guy's name But you know him Natalie Portman Was born on this day too Oh she was? Yeah Why isn't this on here? I don't know why she didn't come up in your list

But um This list sucks She just is I think a just turned 40. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Yeah. Actually, that's both a lot older than I thought. I was thinking she was older, right? Yeah, I thought she was older. But I also thought she was younger at the same time. That's a fuzzy thing. Yeah. By the way, David Coeper, how do you say his name,

responsible for so many movies you guys all watch. Jurassic Park. This is his writing credits. Oh, writing, okay. Screenwriting. Jurassic Park, Carlito's Way. The paper, the shadow. We just saw that.

Mission Impossible. The Jurassic Park, the Lost World. Let's see. Panic Room. Spider-Man. Jurassic Park Dinosaur battles. Whatever the hell. I think that was a video game.

Oh, Crystal Skull. Wow. War of the Worlds. Zathorah. So many film sack movies in this list. Yeah. There's a ton of them. So anyway, him and Michael J.

Or him and Aaron Sorkin, or whoever the hell it was in the last two. I forgot. No. Oh, no. Him and Johnny Depp. Any Johnny Depp movies for, uh, let's see here. FilmSack? Have we ever done a Johnny? No, no, no. I'm, uh, well, films. We have. We have to have. Have we? Have we? Uh, I don't think we have. Oh, my gosh. We've never done a Johnny Depp movie. Oh, we can't be. Hold on.

We've never done any of his Tim Burton things. A nightmare in Elm Street, the first one. Oh, shit. Right. Right. Right. That might be the only one. Can't be the only one, though. All right, hold on a second. All right. No, this is good. This is good. We didn't watch a Sweeney Todd.

I have to test. What is this? That's discography. Ignore that. Ignore that. It was just me testing. Okay. All right.

Edward Cisorhands? Did we watch Edward Cisorhands? No. Okay. Oh, Nick, at Time, we did watch, though. Did we? Yeah, him versus Christopher Walken, and there's, like, it, like, takes place in real time, and he's got to run around.

I don't remember this. stop hold on nick of time okay yeah see if we watch because i've watched it recently and i thought it was for uh nope no nick of time oh my god we need to put that on the list that's such a perfect film sack movie yeah i wish film sack stats had a searchable by actor option oh yeah right because then we could tell for sure but we don't have that yep um we didn't watch the new charling the chocolate factory we haven't seen any of the pirates nope of the caribbean movies yeah which is fine i don't need to see those uh 21 jump street the movie no is he in that do a canio or something he makes an appearance oh

donald trump's the art of the deal the movie oh that's the tv oh it's a it's a funnier die okay yeah well i'm so glad it isn't real and that it is parrida no kidding murder on the express yeah all right wow we really haven't watched many Depp. Nope. I think we got one. I think one.

And it was a real small role for him in that. So, well, oh, no, no, no. Sorry, Charlie Shane I'm thinking of in that car that kills people. Oh, yeah, nope. That's, yeah, the wraith. The wraith.

I think, so Nick of Time would be a good one. Sleepy Hollow would be a good one for film sack. And I think, from hell. Oh, yeah, from hell would be good. Jack the Ripper thing. Although I think I fell asleep

during that movie. It was so damn boring. So boring. Yeah, maybe not then. I've never seen, I wish I had, because my understanding is it's like the best thing ever, but I never saw Sleepy Hollow, so I wouldn't mind doing that. Oh, interesting. Never saw it.

So that'd be good. Tim Burton even. Yeah. Let's get it in our Halloween lineup this fall. That'd be cool. Yeah. Was it good, Tom Norm? He says that From Hell was good.

Yeah, maybe it was. Tom, Tom's of Norm. He would know. Holistic toothpaste's, Tom's of Norm. Tom's of Norm. He says that. Yeah. He's here.

to help us, uh, I don't know, find a more, um, natural way to live our lives each day. Okay. A lot of people, Jeannie, Jeannie says from Hell is good. And Jeannie doesn't like half the stuff we watch because it's, uh, disturbing, violent, uh, leaves you feeling crappy. From Hell wasn't made in the 40s. What's going on? Just kidding. Who says that?

Oh. I just know she likes a lot of classic film. Yes, exactly. Wait, is that the From Hell with Fred Astaire? Ginger Rogers. Oh, I love that musical. Put it on now. I love it, so much.

Welcome to hell. I'm Johnny Depp. All right. Hey, enough of that. Now this. Welcome our good pal. Brian Dunaway to another edition of Babel Royale, Tad Pooley Feud edition.

Hello, Brian. Oh, hi. Scott and Brian. Hello. Oh, hi. Nice to have you here. How are you? Oh, it's nice to be here.

Wednesday already? Is it time for some Tad, Puley, Pooley, Tud Tud Tud Tully mood? Pupit of the leftists, exactly. It's good to have you here. It is time, Pat. And you know what that means. It means we have to take a call, and that person is going to participate with one of us to win this contest. If you haven't written this down or bookmarked it before, it's 801-471-0-462.

That's 801-47-1062. While we wait for that call, something funny, you just noticed. I had to get on a group me channel thing. I had to use group me again. Because somebody was like, we only use group me. And I said, all right, fine, I'll use group me for this thing. And I get in there, dude. And it was like the last conversation I had in group me was like nerdtacular 2014 planning with a bunch of you guys.

And that was weird. Wow. Yeah. It was real weird. All right. No, group me. Group me, yo. Let's find out who's on the line for us today.

Hi, who's this? Hey, it's a whatnot in the chat. It's a whatnot. It's a whatnot. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you for being our caller today. You get to participate in this goofball fun. And Brian, Ibbott over here is going to explain how it works, Brian.

Well, that's right. It's time to play the Tad Pooley feud. I've surveyed the Tad Poole on some nerdy topics, and Scott and Brian will have to predict the answers that they gave us. It's their job. Their job. They must take their job seriously to see how many of those answers. answers they can guess. A whatnot.

Your job is more important than ever because you're going to be working with either Scott or Brian. If your team wins, you get a prize package that includes, hey, here's a game I love, and I can rave about Super Hot. Ooh. Oh, yeah. And Brutal Legend, both, like, you know, top-tier games in the prize package today. Brutal Legend, very old, but I think that one is an updated sort of widescreen.

Yeah, remaster back. yeah because that's the tenacious d thing right no not tenacious well it's not tenacious jack black in it but jack black is what i'm thinking of okay yeah it's not a tenacious d joint yeah but it's cool because he's doing his whole heavy metal thing and all that's very good yeah cool all right both of those great games but you need to be able to uh to win to get them and uh i've got the the question that we've asked the survey that we've asked our tadpool It's funny. Again, we've had about, you know, 450 responses.

Wow. And this, I think, is the most answers I've ever gotten that say, skip, pass, not going to answer. Really? Yeah. I think 30, 33 people. What's the name of the street you grew up on? Pass. Right, exactly.

What's your mother's made name? Right. All right. Hands on buzzers. We surveyed 400 or 450 members of the Tadpool. audience and ask them this question. Name a 90s cartoon you'd like to see turned into a live action movie. It didn't make sound because that's my fault.

Sorry. Oh, I heard it. I didn't hear it. I had my mute on. All right. That was me. So I won? Okay, I won.

90s, you say. Yes. Let's go with? How much time shall I give him? I don't know. So what was the question again? If you could just repeat it just for me. That would be just great.

The real Ghostbusters. The real Ghostbusters. Show me the real Ghostbusters. Well, technically not a real 90s cartoon. Yeah, it was. I guess they could have said that. Yeah, it was. I mean, I would love to see one based on that.

That was fun. I'll tell you that three people said real Ghostbusters. Oh, I just thought of a better one. All right, go ahead, don't we? Ten better ones. You can repeat the question since I got time to just chill out. Name a 90s cartoon you'd like to see turned into a live action movie. Absolutely.

Well, this is actually happening, and so I'm not sure people will be like all down with her or not, but the Powerpuff Girls is getting a live action. I thought they were really odd. A little late for people. They're a little oots, aren't they? They thought they were aughts. No? No, did it in the 90s.

Now, they went into the 2000s, but they started in the 90s. You're sure. Oh, I am sure. Six people said it, by the way, it's number 17 on the board. That's actually happening, by the way. A whatnot. Do you have an answer? How about gargoyles?

Oh, God was going to be my backup. Show me gargoyles. Let's see. How do I show it without? Oh, come on. Do it. Okay. Here's what I'm going to tell you.

It's on the board. Who do you want to play with? You can choose. Oh, this is good. Yeah. Who's good? By the way, before we get too far, just a tiny note. Don't away.

Oh, sorry. I totally talked over you. Say that one more time. No, the very first time that I called in, you got the very first answer wrong, and I lost automatically when you were trying to name the Canadian Providence. Oh, yeah. I remember that. That one.

Okay. So you probably want to go that way. I'm going to give you three strikes, so I'll go with you for one more chance. Okay. All right. So you're picking Scott Gargoyles.

Oh, my gosh. Number one answer on the board. Wow. That's hilarious. I didn't even think about it. And what is even more hilarious is only 27 people for the top number one answer. Yes. This is spread out.

There is no, there is no like runaway winner like we've had with other Tadpullifude games. Yeah. This is a good question, then. Real quick note, there is a live action Powerpuff Girls already happening just as a side note. That's what I said. Oh, I missed it. It's also starting a red on air light.

I think I was so busy saying it was early odds. I missed it. I missed what you said. All right. So I don't know, how you feel and whatnot? Anything else jump into your head? Because so far you have had better answers than me. That's right.

Well, I had a good one, and I can't remember what it was. But I think it was too early anyway. Thundercats. I think, Thundercats is 80s. I think, yeah. Definitely 80s, but why not? Well, Thundercats. What do you mean, why not?

It has to be 90s. Well, keep in mind, it's the Tadpool answering. Exactly. It doesn't have to be factual. It just has to be what the Tadpool guest. Correct. Now I'm going to decide if they're dumb about years or not. You know what?

I love Thundercats. So, I say Thundercats, ho. Let's do it. Let's try. Thundercats. Oh, show me Thundercats. Oh, my God. Number five on the list. That's so 80s.

Yeah, ran from 85 to 89, according to the P-Square. Once again, doesn't have to be accurate. Just has to be with the Tats. All right, fine. Okay, well, that puts us in a nice position here. Let's keep this going. Let's keep this rolling. So I'm thinking, like, the WB ones, like Animaniacs or,

Oh, that's a good way. Darkwing Duck or something like that. Yeah, you know what? Darkwing Duck. Do you get any one? Darkwing Duck was definitely popping up in my head. I think people really like Darkwing Duck and it probably

would do it would probably do okay. This is live action though. Yeah. Live in. Well, it's kind of kind of Batman theme sort of in a way. He is totally. And they all own that now, so it's not like they couldn't do it.

You can do it like Sonic, right? Where Darkwing Duck helps human human, you know. That's true. Human detective work. Oh, well, they just re-did the ducktails, maybe ducktails. Oh, ducktails is a good one.

Yeah, 90s kids love duck tails. I agree. Let's do, let's do duck tails. Yeah, let's do it. All right. Show me duck tails. Damn it. And you know why?

Because everybody thinks about it for two seconds to go, wait, that says Howard the Duck. That would be horrible. Don't make that film. Yeah, that's not great. You're right. two people in the in the survey said dot tails great yeah it's not bad all right don't know see i've got so many great nineties things i would love to see uh all right so these people are skewing much earlier in the 90s so uh i'm going with a live action rug rats because

they already have this more realistic looking thing they're doing on paramount i think that's in people's car. Do we lose you? Some people's car. Oh, there he is. Okay, he's back. Okay, cool. All right, show me Rugrats.

One of a one hole. Fourteenth on the list, by the way. So it was high, but not that high. All right. So we're in the Nickelodeon Cartoon Network Zone. Why would anybody want to watch a live action just kids? running around Yeah

Well that's what I said You didn't hear me say But that would be like this And then y'all said You're upset Brian said car And I'm like You got cut out

I didn't say car You got cut out You went to You went through you trailed off Yeah You're good now You just had a weird internet blip

Okay So Uh what not I got a feeling That maybe the Renan Stimpy might get votes Uh

I know it's weird Yeah I know that's weird But it just feels like a tad what not is uh just get a little robot so so it's me is it it's my connection is no it could be my browser is is a whatnot kind of crappy standing now yeah he just he just he just roboted here let me hear you again and whatnot isn't he just as normal does he sound fine to you because he is so robot he is like all kinds of robot on this side and do i say he's uh three fourth

sylon is what i'm hearing well that'll that'll work as long as i'm not coming through that way. Am I coming through okay to you guys? You're coming through fine. Okay. Well, we'll be a real ass, but other than that. He'll be a robot for now. That's fine. All right. So, but okay. For the recording, it'll sound fine is what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because all that gets piped through what I'm here. What I hear is getting

recorded. Gotcha. Okay. I'm sorry. So what I did, where were you? What was your thing? I don't know what we were saying. What not? Where were we? Oh, Rand Stimpy. I'm glad you understood that. I'm like he's translating Oh, that's so weird. The teacher, the teacher mumble speak. That's so weird that I can

hear it fine. I guess the chat, what are you guys hear? Do you hear weird? They probably hear it weird too, because what you guys hear is what they hear. Well, anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm fine with Brandon Stimpy is it. Let's just give it a shot. I mean, it seems like one someone would say, so let's try it. Sounds good. All right, show me

number what? Eight. Number eight, Renan Stimpy. All right. I'm down with that. Okay. Some of now, if that If we are to believe that Renan Stimpy is on there, that means that all bets are off. Yeah, Nicktoon's stuff, all that kind of stuff, it means that those are all on the table, even if they're weird.

Rocko's Modern Life, maybe? Yes, Rocko's Modern Life. Oh, Joe Murray. Okay. Well, let's do Rocco. Yeah, Doug would, yeah, Doug might be. Some people love Doug. I thought Doug was annoying.

Oh, the live action Doug would be the most boring thing in the world. It's only charming because it's a cartoon. Yeah, that's true. All right, let's do, let's do Rocko's Modern Life. All right, show me Rocko's Modern Life. Damn it. Let's see.

It was 19th in the list. Okay, it was on there, though. So people still did say it. It just didn't make it very high. All right, Dunholy. Back to you, Burr, Bern, Dunn away. I feel like I don't know anything at this point. I have a butt ton of 90s cartoons in my head,

but I can't imagine that these people picked these other things and then would... Right. Fine. I'm going with Dexter's Laboratory. I would like to see Dexter's Lab myself. I'd like to see that brought to live action. Dexter's Laboratory. All right.

me Dexter's Laboratory. Number three. Interesting. I didn't buzz for some reason on my end. Number three. Oh, wow. That's pretty good. That show,

I thought that was a 2000s thing also. Was that also a 90s thing? No, it was still in the 90s. It went into the 2000s once again. And Scott, now you're starting to sound a little robot. Robotic.

All right, here's what that means. Here's what that means. I have to hang up on a whatnot. And then it's okay, because he still is in the running here. He just has to count on me and any good. And whatnot, if you post in the chat room, I'll relay it to the guys.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. There you go. And you don't get a switch. This is good because Brian and I, we talked about having to test this today, and we just did. And now we know, so it's all good now. And I feel it sound fine now. I'm back to normal. You sound fine now.

Yeah. It's just this weird codec with a certain browser. I'll have to dick with it. Weird. Yeah. Okay, so, was it back on me? It's still my turn. It says I got the Dexter's laboratory.

Live action Give me 90s superhero Tom Cruise Batman Captain Planet Oh shut up Captain Planet Tom Cruise

I love it No No All right Show me Captain Planet Number two in the list This is really number two Are you kidding

It is really number two Fantastic. I would love to see a live action Captain Planet. That would be amazing. Was it also, were you sure? Wasn't it just a misnomer that he was in it or was he really in it? I don't know. People keep saying Don Chito. Yeah, I mean, he was in it too, but I mean, come on. I don't think Tom Cruise was in that. I think that's, I think that's a, remember Tom Cruise? I don't remember Tom Cruise connection with Captain Planet? All right, fine. You are having, listen.

I'm jumping over to Cartoon Network. Hold on. You're having a, you're having a Mandela effect of that Tom Cruise thing. I don't know why, but, yeah. No, I'm telling you. He's not in it. It's fact. I don't think he's in it. Fact. People are putting a video in the,

there's a funnier die thing with Don Cheadle. Oh, oh, right. Okay. Oh, but you got so many copies of the same YouTube video being posted in chat right now. Fantastic. Guys are Johnny on the spot. Quick fire. All right.

Go ahead, Dono. Your turn, no. All right. Then if, I'm going to, I'm going to head over to the cartoon network. And I'm just going to say, I would love to see a live. action, Johnny Bravo. I think it would just be absolute trash. I don't know who would play it.

If you had to ask me 20 years ago, maybe I could have figured out somebody, but I can't think of anybody. Johnny Bravo. Show me Johnny Bravo. Oh, man. Okay, back over to Scott. And I will say that a whatnot has been thrown out,

or has thrown out the answer, rescue Rangers as a suggestion. Oh, let's try it. Let's do rescue Rangers. That'd be good. Yeah, I'd watch that. all right show me chippendales rescue rangers oh shit

all right number 26 in the list was rescue rangers i'm afraid okay uh Brian done away it's your chance to run the board and get some points there's uh six answers no five answers still available oh i just thought of one

I'll save it go ahead no you'll have well I would hope so because yeah let's just want to give it to me Will you give it to me? I can make a decision? Come on. No, I'm just going to be mad at myself. Because this whole, like, the tadpool, whether it's in the 90s or not thing, just hit me.

And I got one. Anyway, go ahead. We've already had this discussion. All right. I know. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying because of that. Yeah.

I'm going to say, like I said, it doesn't have to be actually factual. Very late in the 90s, uh, Andrew watched a lot of Ed, Ed, and Eddie. And I think that his generation, if they're in the tad pool, would like to see, Plank and Ed Ed Nettie Yeah My daughters That's a big

They loved that Live action Yeah Show me Ed Ed and Eddie Oh Can I ask Samurai Was Samurai Jack in there?

Samurai Jack Number 10 on the list Yeah Also a whatnot Suggested Daria Oh yeah Darya

Too late to give you any points It actually Didn't they actually Start working Towards a Darya Live action Maybe. The TV show had...

Didn't have, like, Tom Cruise in it? It was just basically Janine Garofalo, right? Yeah, yeah. She was the voice, I think, in the show, wasn't she? Was she? I couldn't remember if it was just an imagined connection or if there really was a connection. Well, see, that could be like the Tom Cruise thing and the other thing. You don't remember Captain.

You don't remember Tom Cruise singing the Captain Planet. Look, I'm looking at it right now. I'm looking at it up right the second, and it says, Oh, Dario was played by Tracy Grandstaff, whoever that is. Okay. Captain Planet, his head... What happened was Tom Cruise was originally slated to be the voice for Captain Plan. That's the reason why it's always tied together. Well, he kind of looks like him.

The cartoon character looks like him, but David Coburn is Captain Planet, whoever David Coburn is. My favorite false Mandela effect in my head is Morgan Freeman playing Spider-Man from an electric company. I don't know why that. He was easy reader to somebody. else is Spider-Man. Yeah, he was in it. He wasn't Spider-Man, and he was even in some of the Spider-Man bits.

Yeah. Who played Spider-Man? Oh, that doesn't matter. All right, so sorry, Brian. Nobody of note. Who else we got in here? All right, so your other answer is let's look at number three.

Batman, or number four, sorry, Batman Beyond. Damn it. That was also 2000. That would be a great one. Okay. Because you just say Beyond, okay, so. Yeah, right.

You guys talked about it. Nobody said it. Dark Wing Duck Damn it Damn it And finally What Brian Denoa would call The Most Boring movie of all time

Doug? Oh my God, really? Oh God, who would have watched that? Some of the other top ones on the list Johnny Bravo, number 11 by the way Animaniacs I don't know how you do a live action animaniacs That would be interesting

Livexiacs or something like that Futurama Which would be an interesting thing. You get Chris Pratt to play Frye. Yeah, I didn't think about, I didn't think about any of the Fox animation stuff. Yeah. Rugrats, tail, spin, pinky in the brain. Hey Arnold, Rocko's Modern Life.

Aw, Real Monsters, Beavis and Butthead, Courage of the Cowardly Dog, Freakazoid, Pirates of Dark Water. I thought they actually looked at a Freakazoid, didn't? No. Did they? Try and think about making one? What about Invader Zane? did that make the list? Invaders Zim might have been a oneer like one person yeah one person said no I'm just saying and I've I'm not I understand now that the tad pull look the one I've the Chris Samurai Jack one that I could have had started in 01 so I get it now the chat room doesn't know what 90s means I get it reboot max two X's the one based on the comic oh max I haven't thought about reboot 20 years right there was a Butajani Quest and two people suggested

that one. Fairly Odd Parents, Exo Squad, Brave Star, Beast Wars. I'm totally watched Brave Star live action, dude. Wild Thornberries. Yeah. I enjoyed that actual animated movie they had for that. That was pretty good. For Thornberries?

Yeah. We had a wild thornberry. Yeah, that was actually a really good. Even though everybody looked like a rug rat, it was still good. It was that same style or same creator or whatever, but kind of threw me there for a bit. Um, yeah, Beast Wars. And one person said X-Men, but actually good. Oh, there you go. There's some good X-Men movies. But here, the, the Beast Wars, uh, Beast Wars was on there or no? Beast Wars was on there, yeah. Beast Wars is so ahead of its time. Amazing stories. Really, really, really rad and awesome.

They need to, that just needs to be re-freaking done. And let's, let's just forget how bad CGI was back then, because they were really at the cusp. They were at the early edge of that. And it deserves to be revisited. because Beast Wars was badass. It was great. It was, but the whole thing about Beast Wars is such a weird conceit. It's like, okay, not only are we not transforming into robots. We're transforming. It's just a weird concept, the whole thing. And then you put it with 3D.

But the story was really interesting. Well, the concept is just, yeah, the 3D part made it hard. I think you could do it today. But it was more organic and that made it harder to make it look good. But the idea was, wherever the robots land, this is my understanding. take on the local yeah the local whatever yeah so if it's not cars whatever the big beasty things are around them they take on those things i guess i don't i mean i i i get it but i was always able to go okay they're robots but they can be cars that's fine they're robots and they can be

mammals yeah i mean optimist primal dude yeah optimist primal i love that name he's a big old monkey big old ape absolutely yeah that was good stuff i loved it i'd watch that again anyway uh well done. So what does that mean? Did anyone win today? That means they won not wins. Wins. Oh, he won. Yeah, so email me your Dietz and I will get you these awesome games. Yep. CoverVill at gmail.com. Send that over right away. You are our winner. Winner, winner. Chicken dinner. And next time I will have it so no one robots on anyone. So there you go. Brian Dunaway, anything you want to mention today before you. Yes, I want to talk about this

upcoming weekend. We're doing a live sack of Deep Space 9 right now. It's Well, sort of. We're doing aliens first. Aliens first. Forget those. Oh, not aliens. Alien. I'm sorry.

You're right. You're right. Alien first from 1979. We're doing that this week. I'm very excited. As you can tell. I have no idea what we're talking about. Thank you for teasing a bunch of things for film sac that we're not watching yet.

You're welcome. No, this is good. Because we're going to do Alien. And then right after that, we're doing a live sack of, uh, uh, it's Voyager, wasn't it? That's your Voyager. Yeah, Voyager. Voyager, you say. the Tuvix episode. However, we will be watching aliens because we're going to go through

all four of the original alien movies. Yeah. The entire... I already watched aliens. Yes, and you should have, but it's the entire Ripley canon we're going through. So we're going to get to four. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, the Ripley saga. There you go. Even if I know a lot of people hate four, I don't hate any of them. I love aliens. Yeah. I love those movies and I love some more than others, but, you know, two is amazing and one is incredible and three is an awesome. You got Ron Perlman. You got, in four,

you got a weird little alien babby that is formed. It's great. You got to watch them all. Get sucked out of a tiny space hole. Oh, man. It's good stuff. So anyway, watch for that coming up soon on Film Sack. That's a great,

that's a great promotion there, Brian Dunaway. Have a fantastic day. And don't eat the yellow snow. Bye. All right. There's no snow to eat. right now. It's very hot. Right. We're having... Don't eat any snow right now.

We're having a drought here in Utah, as you know. And our governor, you know, asked for prayer, a weekend of prayer. Sure. It didn't do anything. But he now has a practical list of things to do. And that's good. I think that, uh, look, let me put it this way. If I was up in heaven and I was going to answer a prayer, I'd be more likely to do it if the people praying were doing something about what they were praying for it. You know what I mean? Like if you're just sitting around going,

please have it rain. I'm going to go watch Netflix, but just could you have it rain? You know, like that? That's not enough. I want to know that you're like working on it and doing stuff. And then I might go, all right. I see.

You guys are getting work done. Here you go. And then rain. All right. Is that how it works? He looks down. You guys are at least giving it some effort. I'll give you that.

I know exactly how it works. all right um moving on to some what time is it oh shit we're out of time we're going to take a break and then we're going to talk to our good pal Nicole Spagnolo you know where you love her Tom's still on vacation he's in Hawaii having a blast looking looking like he's just having a great time he should I saw a picture of him on the beach and he was still very white looking and I thought he's going to just be the most burnt human being when he gets home he's going to be so burnt just a red burnt guy unless he looks like a guy who just crisp like bacon like uh like sizzling yeah like all three of us have this problem but in particular

because he's just you know he's he's in great shape he's thin i just feel like he's going to burn right through so tom be careful put the spf 100 on you know scoop it all up in your body get it going all right uh let's take this break when we come back Nicole uh before that a song Brian you have a song I sure do we've got a Melbourne cult party outfit Think of them as the Australian polyphonic spree, I guess. No, this is great stuff. This is a band called Jazz Party, all one word. J-A-Z-Z-Z-P-A-R-T-Y.

Well, you could probably spell Jazz Party without my help. They have a brand new album that's going to be coming out July 23rd. This is the first single from that album. It is called Nobody Gets Away. Here is Jazz Party. Yeah, do what we can to survive. No one gets out of this world alive. That baby, ain't it a shame?

Bad guys slain, the heroes get the same. There's no one else to blame. This time it's a tiger you couldn't tame. Yeah, the trial began you were able to eat. innocent as the case dragged on the jury agreed you were guilty in the that's the only way you could have gone yeah a million millionaires in the grey mill

still make you beg I don't need the grave with the gold bars maybe nobody gets away yeah one time the rain came down real hard baby in the middle of the night water filled up your little since then you could never get dry oh I feel you like a fever like the night meets the day meet me on the other side of the body gets away all yeah baby A million has a brain help

They still make a play I don't need a drink in a golden ball Maybe nobody gets away Yeah If we're fucked up again, there's no one else to blame For all the people who never go insane I do it again don't want to explain For all the people who are sick of the same

And then they said you forgive me today I went to Tankerville to wash my heart away Romance doesn't seem to pay And then I went and asked God for a race She said she doesn't need another dude anyway Want me, want me a worst I'm drinking waterfalls and dying with thirst I quit the carnivalour I wasn't the first

Yes, you gotta run. You gotta run away Run! Nobody gets away You gotta run away Right Nobody gets away You gotta run away

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A song is called Nobody Gets Away. And I just got to, can I read one little bit from there, the promo that they sent me? Yeah, of course. jazz party is more than a band more than a party more than a bunch of old mates more than a supremely talented gang of musicians and creatives they are an energy bomb a collective release of energy and wild debauchery they share with their audiences a passion for music and scenes from times gone by collided with the very real frustrations elations and experiences of modern life in the bar rooms and back streets of melbourne whoa holy crap yes yes so they don't believe in contuation now go back and listen to that song again you uh podcast listener people That's right. But they don't believe in punctuation in Australia. That's what I've learned. Well, there were commas in all that. Oh, there was. Okay. They just, yeah, commas maybe one period. But boy, uh, just end your sentences, people. That's all we're asking.

That's right. All right. Nicole rolling in. I hope. Yeah. She's ringing. She's online. One ringing dingy. And there she is. Welcome to the program, if you will. Our favorite Wednesday guest, don't tell Tom. Nicholas Pagnolo, who is in Colorado and ready to talk of recommendals. Nicole, how are you?

I'm good. Oh, that's fantastic. What's going on with that light? Are you enjoying? Yeah, ring light off. Are you enjoying your summer, your hot Colorado summer right now? Better than Arizona. Yeah, it's pretty warm here.

Busy, busy, you know. Yeah, lots going on. Getting the kids and swim and all that fun stuff. Sure. And they're out of school, right? Everyone's out of school, right? They are. Yep, yeah.

Thankfully, we did not have to go into June. We have friends in Vermont who they're still in school. Oh, weird. Okay. But they go longer into the fall, right? Or no. I'm not sure how it works in Vermont. Okay.

And they got their own plan over there. I mean, they had that guy that went, whee! And then lost the presidential run. I remember his name. Oh, Howard Dean. Howard Dean, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey.

We're going to take all right. No, we're going to take Utah. We're going to take Elvarty. Yeah. That poor guy. Remember that? That was a bummer. I know.

No one will remember anything that he stood for, his platform, anything like that. They'll just remember, yeah. Yeah. I have it right here. Here. That's it right there. Right there. It's how I go.

Oh, we didn't even do it justice. Who's the actor who played the mummy? Brendan Fraser. Yeah. And when he's like... Oh, that clap thing that he did at the Golden Gloves. Yeah, right. Technically.

At least people remember other things. Yeah, that's true. Hold your emails because we know Arnold Voslu played the mummy. We were saying that he was in the mummy is what we're saying. Played in the mummy. Yeah, yeah. You knew what I was talking about. I love Arnold Voslouzlo.

He's so great. Oh, man. He's not in enough stuff. I know he's still working, but it's not enough. Keep going. Dude, that guy's great. Boudro, boodro, boodro. All right.

Hey, let's get to the Reis Recommendantals. Brian brought a couple of them, looks like, here. I did. I did. The first one is, all right, I'm going to preface this with, this is a tentative recommendal. It's good, but. I don't know if you're in a certain frame of mine.

I'll explain what it is afterwards. Okay. All right. So let's get to the first point. Here it is, number one. Maria, hey, is everything okay? Oh, yeah, yeah, everything's great. You know, we're staying strong.

Yeah, we just talked to Paxton. Yes, I heard some of it. I put a pillow over my head. He said you had symptoms. They passed, I think. I hope. I don't know. Oh, green smoothie.

You must name me that recipe. It's not a recipe. It's an action. You just put the green stuff in and press the on button. How are things with you in Paxton? Has everything okay? You know everything is not okay. That only is everything not okay.

nothing is okay and everything is never okay even his name is not okay this is him speaking he says even his name is a predictor of doom that's how he is lately he's changed so much how we all change i mean linda you've evolved he's mutated he needs some help i read an article do you know he said the other day that any man over 35 who rides a bus and failure he writes a bus every day or he used to he just doesn't to torture himself no man is ever really fully conscious not really so i heard he's selling his bike that's a big step so some kind of pandemic we're on zoom kind of business what is this pretty much and that's that's kind of why it gets my tentative recommendal this is um here's a good phrase this was a weird corolla a weird that sounded like a carella the carillo movie with uh what's her face emma stone who was just time yeah oh no that's the other girl yeah this that the person you were hearing is and Anne Hathaway, who might be who you're thinking.

I was getting them messed up. Wait, Ann Hathaway is the grumpy one or the cheery one? Anne Hathaway is the grumpy one. This is a movie called Lockdown, and here's a phrase I'm only going to ever utter once, I'm sure. This is a romantic comedy heist film. Okay. All right. This one took place.

This one was set or is set, but was also financed, directed, filmed entirely during the pandemic. Okay. And came out earlier this year on HBO Max and focuses on this relationship between Anne Hathaway and the guy that she is living with, but they're in the middle of a breakup before they get locked down into, you know, stay-at-home orders. Chuital Elijah Ford plays her boyfriend. And kind of, do you think the movie is going to be the pressure of them stuck, locked down? during the pandemic as their relationship is ending but they're kind of stuck together because of this

that's about the first half of the movie then it does kind of weirdly roll into a heist movie which I've seen this trailer too I feel like I saw something about it maybe I just saw it in the preview you probably you see the panel on HBO Max all the time it's called lockdown

and it also stars Stephen merchant, who's hilarious. Mindy Kaling, Ben Stiller, Ben Kingsley, both Ben's. You get both Ben's. Duley Hill. You know, it's got a great cast. Some of whom you only see on Zoom, but some of them

you see live action in person, I guess, is the way to phrase it. What's Ben Kingsley doing in there? What's his role? He is a mob, well, not a mob boss, but he's kind of a boss that is perpetuating the high portion of the film. Sweet.

Yes, it is the Ben Kingsley you want. Yeah, he's great. It reminds me that movie, uh, sexy. It doesn't look. It would annoy. You know the reason I've avoided this? I could, because I think we're kind of while dancing around it. I don't want to see stuff set in the pandemic.

There you go. And that's why it's a tentative, um, recommendal. That was the, the problem with this is seeing like sitting at home watching other people talk on Z. I think I'm really tired of that for the last 15 months. And that's why it's like you've got to be in the right frame of mind to watch this. Maybe in six months, when we're further away from things, it'll be a little, it'll feel a little less. No, still too soon.

It's still too soon. I know. I need at least 20 years between. It's a little bit like, you know. Coming to your streaming service in 2041, lockdown. I mean, honestly, though, it's like I didn't want to see stuff about 9-11 right after 9-11. I didn't want to see things about this last administration until I've got, I need some time. I need 10 years before those documentaries hit.

Like, it's the same with this. Like, I'm all about exploring these issues and stuff, but do it later. Yeah. You know what I mean? It is interesting, though, to have a heist film where people are wearing masks. And not like ski masks, but, you know, PPE. Jeannie in the chairman says, I never want to see Zoom again. I have bad news.

You're looking at Brian right now. He's on Zoom. Yeah, we're on Zoom right now. Sorry. This image of Brian. So, yeah, I'll just basically phrase it like that. That was the part of it I had a problem with is just like, oh, it feels too raw right now to see this. But Tina and I had it on our list.

We're like, all right, let's watch it tonight. But the relationship story, Chua Tal Lajafor is great in this. Anne Hathaway is good, as always, you know, typical Ann Hathaway. That's the thing. I love the cast. It's a great cast. It is a great cast. And maybe another time I would have appreciated this film more.

And it makes you wonder, like, what was that process? of making this movie. Was there another movie supposed to be made? And then they go, oh, we got to scrap it and we got to rewrite it. And we got to do a whole bunch of different stuff. This was even written during the pandemic. Oh, it was. It wrote it during the pandemic.

They wrote it, wrote it, filmed it, directed, financed, and released all during the pandemic. I'm guessing like during that year, it seemed like a great idea. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, let's take it. Let's jump on it now while it's hot. We'll really. Right.

And I even wonder if maybe, you know, during this, they're thinking, well, you know, we'll release this in January and most things will be over by then, so people will be ready to watch something like this. So the other movie that came out for the pandemic that I've just avoided and Amazon keeps pushing it is called Songbird. Have you seen this? I watched the trailer and I was like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

It's in a world where COVID still exists and it's now the COVID-20s. virus, everybody's locked in their houses and they're trying to like overthrow the, I'm like, no, I could do that in October. I thought that was a series, no? Like, Doom's. I thought that was a series for some reason. Is it? An hour and. Yeah, I'll, I'll just go on the record and say, even especially after watching this, there's no way I'm watching that.

Songbird. Oh, here it is, 2020. It's like, and it's like, the girls like in her house. in a room and they can't and there's a guy and it's like oh peter storm air's in it though i like him peter storm air puts people in the chipper he's great it does bradley whitfield he's great i love all these people the cast is good anyway all right so brian your next one what do you want to talk yes let's get to my next one this is the one that um nobody in our listening audience will have any problem figuring out what movie

I'm recommending. And it's timely, it's very, very timely as something that maybe you want to watch before you watch something else today. All right, here it is. But let's do a headcount here. Your brother, the demigod,

a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend. A man with breathtaking anger management issues. A couple of master assassins. And you big fella. You've managed to piss off every single one of them. That was the plan.

Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you. I have an army. We have a Hulk. Oh, I thought the beast had wanded off. You're missing the point. There's no throne. There is no version of this where you come out on top.

Maybe your army comes, and maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the earth, you can be damn well sure. We'll avenge it. That sounds like the Avengers to me. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, the first Avengers film in preparation for Loki, which comes out today on Disney Plus, I watched Thor, the first Thor movie and The Avengers, which are the only two movies that the Loki in the TV series has experienced.

You know, the Loki that we're going to see never got smashed by Thanos, never sacrificed to save Jane Foster and Thor the Dark World, never... Does that work? I don't... How does that work? Time travel. Because in end game,

in end game, when they go back to retrieve the Tesseract, or not the Tessaract, they go back to... Is it to retrieve? No, what do they... Yeah, they do. They go back to retrieve the Tessaract.

Right, right. That was the one stone they had to go back in time to get, yeah. Exactly. And they accidentally move the case over to Loki, who picks, it up and zaps out of existence, he zaps into where he'll be for the series. And that took

place, right, that took place during the events of the Avengers after the battle for New York, but before the very end where Loki and Thor zap back to Asgard. Right. So, it's funny that you're prepping. I finally went back, Mark and I watched Civil War. We is there a delay what's going on there must be a delay are we having a delay here i'm going to do this i have an idea hold on let's see okay you're going to change our zone i'm going to change our zone to be us talking over you central u.s central baby all right how about now how are you doing that how are you doing good do you hear me quickly you probably do now that's better that's better nice good thank you Central?

Stephanie's like, what the heck, Brian? Spoilers. Like, you know, it's not a spoiler to say that the Loki series takes place. Yeah. Because if you've seen Endgame, you know that that's how they get away with killing Loki and Infinity War and bring them back for this. And if you haven't seen Ingame yet, yeah, we can't help you. We can't help you.

Yeah, that's on you at this point. So really, you know, it's a good prep for for for for loki but it's also god just a fun movie i've forgotten how much fun the first avengers film was and still having seen um all of these movies since and having seen the avengers multiple times i still laughed out loud when they all eat schwarm at the end uh the end credits yeah because there's not a word spoken they're just sitting there in a schwarmer restaurant that has been destroyed by the Chitari battle and a woman sweeping up in the back and they're eating Shwarma.

Yeah, it's a good movie. So can I tell you a funny story about endgame? Go for it. Please do. So Mark and I finally watch Civil War and caught up on Bucky and the Falcon after we watched Falcon and the Winter Soldier.

We're like, oh, so this makes more sense now. Mateo started watching some of Civil war with me and then goes, I want to watch endgame. I'm like, um, you can't do that. I'm like, no, we have a ton of movies to watch before you get to get to. I will not allow you to watch end game. Endgame won't make any sense at least without Infinity War. Yes.

Is that what you're doing? Nicole, you're just going to keep going until you've ripped through them all and get to the end again. Oh, we lost her. Do we lose her? Oh, there's still there. Somebody said my video was, uh, out of season. So I try to stop it. Yeah, that's better.

Whatever. I'm sorry. So what was your question, Nicole? You were asking? No, I wasn't asking anything. Oh, no, I asked her. I said, are you going through all the old movies, Nicole? Is that your plan?

You're going to go away down? We were just going through the ones that we didn't watch. We missed Age of Ultron and we missed Civil War. I didn't. I should have just looked. You missed Age of Ultron and you still watched Wanda Vision? Yes, and I loved it. Did any of it make it?

sense to you? It did. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, totally did. How about the Quicksilver thing? Did that make sense? Yeah, did that make sense? That whole like, which brother?

I googled that. Oh, okay. I mean, Age of Ultron's the worst of the Avengers movies, but it's still worth seeing for the continuity, for sure. Yeah. Exactly. So, but yeah, I, uh, I really don't want to show Mateo end game until we've watched all of the movies.

Yeah. So I'm like, come on, buddy. Let's have a. you know, movie night every night for the next month. Yep, yep. Totally. That's great. Now, for those of you who don't want to devote the time to watching the Thor movie and Avengers, you can, by the way, Captain Marvel's another one probably throw in there because it's got the history of the Tesseract before it even falls into the Avengers hands.

But if you don't want to have time for that or you don't have time for that and you want to just get through a quick, watch on Disney. Plus, they've got Marvel Legends, and these are under 10-minute episodes, one focusing on Loki, the other one focusing on the Tesseract, that basically give you all of the important MCU stuff in order to set you up for that. So it's like a 10-minute refresher, just made up of clips from the Winter Soldier and, not the Winter Soldier, Captain America, the First Avenger, and Loki, and Thor, and this and that, to come. kind of set you up for what you're about to see with Loki. Yeah, that's a good idea. I felt like I may do that just so I don't have to deal with the dark world. Yeah, Tina, I did that for Tina because I knew she didn't want to sit through those movies. So we watched those the other night.

And that's actually kind of what made me say, you know what? I'm going to watch, I'm going to watch Thor and the Avengers again. Those are so good. But yeah, they've done it for all of the series. They did it for Wanda. They did it for Vision. They did four of them for Bucky, Falcon, Baron Zemo, and Agent 13 to kind of give you their

Yeah, because I was like, who the hell? Who is the Zemo guy? And then we watched Civil War, I'm like, oh, that's Zima. Oh, there he is. Delicious 90s malt beverage, Baron Zima. Yeah, only if you don't really want to get drunk, you drink a Zemo. That's right. It's good things for folks.

Anyway, so there you go. My second recommendation is something of everybody's seen, but maybe time to see again, The Avengers. Never hurts. Did you catch a glimpse of the Obay-Henry poster? I looked. I still don't know exactly. I mean, I know it's during the Battle for New York, but I don't know, like, what happens right before that. Is that when Black Widow hops on a Chitari speed? Yes, it's down in there, and it's when it swoops underneath kind of an overpass type thing. Yeah, and there's a brief second. Now, here's the trick, though. I've not gone to see if I can see it in the Disney Plus transfer. And the reason I think there may be a difference is it's possible somebody found, meaning there, found this thing, knew it wasn't authorized, and took it out.

So if it's not, it may not be on Disney Plus, but I know it's on my Blu-ray copy. So, I don't know, I've figured out. There was a fan who worked, a fan of the shows who worked at ILM or whoever did the effects. I think it was ILM at the time and did snuck an Obey Henry poster in a scene. But it was really brief, like a frame of the film. Yeah. And it was right when they're zooming around New York and you barely see it. But if you pause it just right, you can see it kind of smearing in the, it's not even in the distance.

It's actually pretty close. But it's just my Obey Henry poster with big old roaring lion thing. and anyway, it is pretty cool, but I, there's a, there's, I have a feeling they may have removed it for the Disney Plus for that. I don't know. I'll bet, I'll bet they didn't. That seems like a lot of work to go through to, to find something that very few people probably know is there. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, you're probably right. I'll bet it's still in there. My thing, my comic reference and address thing are still on that second, uh, what's the Nick Cage series, the one where you pass to get the Declaration of Independence.

What's it called? Oh, National Treasure. National Treasure. National Treasure 2 still has the scene where one of my comics and then the address to my website is on the newspaper in the scene. Right. You know, none of it compares to the fact that Tony P. from America's Next Top Podcasts Season 3 is on a missing sign that's at the beginning of end game that's, you're sitting at your, you know, it's on screen. for a long period of time. I want to see that. That's awesome.

I didn't know that. Yes. Yeah. It's like on a, it's stapled to a pole as, uh, Ant Man is, is, uh, going back to his old house. Tony P. You, you've been sneaky bastard. Tony P. There.

Yeah. That's great. All right. Uh, well, let me get to mine here. This is a, uh, recommendation that, I don't know if it's going to tread on Nicole or not. I didn't ever check with her. Oh. So we'll find out.

No. No. It won't. Okay. That's good to know. Um, started watching something that in preparation for, and this would be a hint, I suppose, for some.

I binged the comic it's based on because I wanted to get that all in me before it started. A lot of anticipation for this, and I'm happy to say, even though I'm not done, I'm really enjoying it. It's like this was almost made for me. So anyway, here it is.

Enjoy. This is a story. A story of a very special boy. who found himself at the end of the world. But our story doesn't begin here. We have to go back before the Great Crumble. Wow, the Great Crumbled.

My Grandma made an amazing great crumb Crumbring. Yeah, such a great show. That's why you're asking me. Yeah, yeah. How far through it are you now? So I'm just into, I'm just barely into episode three. I know this is early for recommendation. normally I would wait until I've either

binged half or more. Brian's way further than I am. Yeah, we have one episode left. We couldn't finish the last one or start the last one last night because it got too late. But so far, there's no way to say if they've stuck the landing

or there's no way for me to say if they've stuck the landing. But so far, everything is just so good. Now, that narrator, for the record, speaking of Thanos, is Thanos's dad, James Brolin. And he's an amazing voice. From life in pieces.

Yeah, he's great. That guy's career is so long, and he's changed probably. Anyway, it's a movie based on the Jeff Lemire comic by the same name, Sweet Tooth. It is a story about a post-apocalyptic America where not only did everybody die of some horrible disease or are dying from some bad disease, and some people are surviving it, but lots and lots of people in the population wiped out by this disease. and also all babies born right around the time it started and forward are coming out as hybrid animals. This may sound really weird, and it is, but the comic, I think the comic is required reading. I freaking love it. It was originally a vertigo thing for DC and is now back in, like on the app under the black label,

their new vertigo label, basically. So you can get it all on there right now. That's where I read it. That's just part of the subscription. Anyway, Jeff Lemire both wrote and did the art for it. The art took me a little bit to get used to because he's, it's a very, like your stoner friend in detention kind of art. But it works somehow. I don't know it's hard to explain why it works.

I think it's funny that I know what you're talking. Yeah. The car, this seems like something that Mark's probably either already read or will because it just seems like his jam comics wise. Oh, he's watched or he's read the comics. Yeah. Yeah. He's looking for to watch it. Um, here's the thing, though, this is, so these, this was originally, um, uh, you know, vertigo, the point of vertigo was a little bit like image, uh, the creators would have full control over the, over the rights to it. Uh, unlike, you know, someone who comes in and invents a new Spider-Man villain, they don't get to, you know, control that villain. Like Todd McFarland came up with venom, but he didn't get to keep venom. He had to, you know, partly why he left and started, uh, image comics was that reason. So, uh, the black label slash, uh, vertigo stuff meant,

If you made a thing, it's yours. So you get to make all the calls about it. So Jeff Lemire gets to say, I do what I want with the TV rights of the movie rights or whatever. And so I think that's just an important distinction here. This is not some studio taking somebody else's thing like Watchman and making it into whatever they want and pissing off old man, caveman. What's his name?

Jury. Not a jury. Well, yeah, jury too, because he gets so mad about it. Pist off jury with the Watchman thing. Again, he was named. Oh, you're the good of, right. Alan Moore, there we go. Alan Moore, yes.

Yeah, so, so Alan Moore doesn't have control over those things, but, and so always pisses him off because nobody does his stuff right in his mind. But in this case, this is Jeff Lemire's project plan and the, again, another weird Avengers connection. This is Robert Downey Jr. and his wife, they are the producer, the executive producers on this thing. And that's what you see them all the time in the promo work, like he'll be, he'll say, oh, I love the comic and this and this,

and then they'll show a scene or whatever. Like, he's, you'll see Iron Man all over this thing in the promo stuff. So they're a huge part of it. And anyway, the reason I bring all that up is it's actually quite different than the comic, almost right away. The comic's a lot darker, a lot more, I wouldn't say violent, just a lot more, it really leans into the darker aspects of it. And this is not so much that.

this is a little more general audience and it's okay though because it still has a lot of the same tensions and a lot of the same themes thematically there's a lot of the same stuff going but they've definitely softened it up but in a way that he got to choose so it's not again this isn't somebody forcing his vision in some direction he didn't want this is him doing what he wants and I love that part of this so to me I respect that I wish more creators had more control over their stuff Anyway, they're all really great actors. This nonzo Onzi, I think is how he say his name. He plays Tommy Jeopard.

In the comic, Jeopard's this old white guy. And this thing is this huge guy named Tommy, who is a black man and is a little more teddy bear compared to the dude in the comic. And he's great in this. He's great in this. I think I need to go and read the comics once I finish the series, because it sounds great. You should check it out. So it's different enough that you'll get to have. have a similar run, but a lot of new and nuance that you didn't get with the show

that will then give you two entertainment experiences that are equally good, as is my take. Okay. You're a lot further than me. Oh, go ahead. I don't know. I was going to say, there's another comic that I'm surprised they haven't made a show out of yet. It's, oh, God, I'm forgetting the name of it. It's where the detective takes. case things. You know what I'm talking about?

Your husband loves this comic. He loves it. I'm looking at the poster and of course Feed, eat. The name of it's like, wait down. Chew, it's chew. Chew. Chew.

Chew. Yes, thank you. Codes from home. I'm surprised that hasn't been turned into a TV show yet. I have to imagine it's on the way because Mark loves that comic. And that's one of those that, again, creator-controlled so they could probably take it to a Netflix or a prime or somebody and do something cool.

I mean, I think we're just, I mean, we're deep into things like the boys and Jupiter ascending and a million comic adaptations that no one ever thought would get made. I think there's a better chance now than ever that something like Chew might happen. I can't believe this happened. They canceled. Yeah, they did. Oh, no. That's not what either. They canceled.

Yeah, they canceled. Yeah, they canceled. Was that what they canceled? They did. It was awful. Oh, you didn't like it, did you? That's too bad. I haven't seen any of it, but I, yeah, I heard it wasn't very good.

Anyway, I think Sweet Tooth is rad, and I'm, like I said, just in. But one thing it hinges on, Brian, you can tell me if you agree with this, is a good, this needed to have a good kid actor. If you don't have a good kid actor, the whole thing goes to crap, and he's great to this kid. Absolutely, yeah, 100%. And that goes for just about any series where it centers around. a kid actor. If they're not good, the whole premise, everything falls apart. Yeah. And I keep glancing over the major issue here, which is this is a little half deer,

half kid. So he's got antlers and ears that kind of twitch and he can smell real good. And there are other kids in this world, well, I'm not there yet. But in the comics, there's tons of kids, a little half pig, a little half. I can confirm that in the series there are as well. All right, good. Because eventually he gets to that place in Colorado and there should be a ton of kids there with all these mutations. But the rest of the world is very threatened by them. They want to kill them all.

It's a very interesting take. And I dig it. So go check it out. The show is called Sweet Tooth and it's on Netflix. Yes, ma'am. Did you say Jupor's Legacy? I thought it was Ascending. What is legacy?

Because ascending is the... No, no. I thought you were talking about... Yeah, Jupiter's Legacy. They canceled that. It's done. Yeah. Ascending, Brian, is that movie.

That was a show. Oh, right. right. The Netflix show is Jupiter's legacy, which is the bad one. Jupiter sending is the movie that wasn't very good. It was also bad. Yeah, the Wachowski movie. Although I didn't hate that as much as everyone told me to hate it. I thought it was all right. It was okay. I mean, it wasn't great. You know what? You were talking and I was thinking about a show that we both recommended and I was, there was supposed to be a second season. So I googled it and I'm really upset that I'm not okay. Season two was camping. I know. Do you remember the superhero girl? Yes, yes. Is that true?

I didn't know that it was, I didn't know that was for sure. Is that a for sure done deal then? We're done. It was. And then the pandemic happened. Oh, boo. Yeah. It is one of the, I send you the article.

Kim and I adored that. It was like, um, it was so good. Yeah. It was like John Hughes, John Hughes had a baby with Stephen King. It was so good. Yeah. It was great. And they set it up for a really cool second season because it was just the tip.

Like, you didn't realize she was like a superhero kind of person until the very, very. Yeah. She was great. She was in the, she was in the It movies. And she was, that girl's awesome. Oh, man. That bugs me. I'm not okay with this.

Yeah. Yeah. And I'm not okay with it either. Yeah. I'm not okay with this of news that, no, I'm not okay with this is being canceled. That's right. All right, Nicole, what did you bring today? What do you got there?

All right. I have a show that I started to watch. There's two seasons of it. I'm not far into it, but it's like sometimes you just need something funny, silly, not offensive if your child walks into the room kind of show. And this is hitting those marks for me, and I just kind of throw it on and there's some fun people in it. So here's the trailer. I'm going to hit this trailer.

Hold on. Why is it not showing? It is. Hold on. Here we go. Okay. Hi, Ozzy. Don't get weird, but you're about to hit a deer.

Beacon, New York. Next stop. Is it Wyatt Snack? This is Ozzy Graham reporting on StarCrossed support group for people who believe they've been abducted by aliens. and meet in a Catholic church for some reason. Just to be clear, we're all of you abductees. We very much prefer the term experiencers to abductees. It just gives us a little more agency.

Reptilians live amongst us. Almost every U.S. president was a reptilian. Nixon? Nixon. Reagan. Clinton? He played the saxophone. You figure it out. Dude, I love Wyatt Sinek.

What is this? This sounds fun. So this is a show. It's a TBS show that's streaming on Hulu called People of Earth. And it centers around this reporter, Ozzy. He goes to this town who the town itself has had a lot of reported alien abductions. And so that's what you're hearing. You're hearing, you're meeting the group of people.

that meet every, I don't know, every day, every week. I don't, I don't, the time in the show is a little off. But Anna, Anna, is it Anna guest, guest, guest, her. Anna, she's awesome. She's, she's, she's like the, the leader of the group. And then you actually get into meeting the aliens and, like, what their purposes. And it's silly, it's funny. And it's just, it's just one of those shows.

that you could just kind of put on and laugh a little bit. So this is older, let's see, yeah, 2016. I didn't even, I never, never heard of it. Me neither. Yeah, I'm in. It's funny. I like Wyatt Sennack a lot. I didn't know he did a show that wasn't just Wyatt Sannack talking like Wyatt Sannack,

but he's playing a character, which is interesting. I don't know who that is. That's the main dude, the reporter. He's, um, oh, the reporter. Yeah, he used to be on the daily show. He was, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, I'm always impressed with with you and uh brian's ability to know like for me obscure actors well i like it's the common ones that we have problems with yeah give us a bob bellivan or a uh yeah

arnold boslu any day of the week yeah no problem we can pull those guys out of her butts uh well this looks great i'm gonna watch this it's from the it's from the executive producers of the office and parks and recreation well see there you have it has that vibe. It has that kind of silly vibe to it. David Jenkins is the showrunner and he's a very handsome man.

Sorry, I just noticed. He's a very handsome man. Okay. All right. I'm comfortable there. I will say in this world, there are three types of aliens. Yeah. And you get to meet all of them. It's fun. All right. A good watch.

In two seasons, so you know what you're in for. All right. I'm in. I'm going to watch it. Excellent. These are all great. And if you want to find out what they were because you weren't listening very well, good news. Nicole puts them on her Twitter account and Nicole Spag and she also gets retweeted by us over on our account. So you really can't miss it. Nicole, anything else you'd like to mention this week? Absolutely not. Nothing's going on except just kids. Kids. Kids, it's kids, kids, wall-to-wall kids. Running kids around, take it out to the pool. So have a great summer. You as well. We'll see you next time. See, Nicole. now. All right. Well, we did it, Brian. I think he was having some weird internet issues, but it worked out. We got through it. Okay. Yeah, we made it. We made it. We did it. And now, by popular demand. I'm not really sure. I guess I am playing this. No matter what's happening, I'm playing

this. Oh, wait, this isn't the right one. Hold on. My bad. Give me one second. I got to delete that. Okay. There's the right one. This is me playing Resident Evil 8. And I would like to warn the kids at home. The title of this is Vagina Baby Beast. And I also swear a lot in this one because it scared the hell out of me. This was the scariest time I've spent in that game. Jamie claims he's heard this now seven or eight times and thinks it's the funniest thing he's ever edited for the show. Oh, God. Okay.

All right. I guess, you know, put your expectations wherever they belong. But here it is, I'm playing Resident Evil 8, Part 3 with the basement baby, and it's the worst. Here you go. Frick! Carter, when does my family hate me so much? You scared the crap out of me? Go get a wet wipe, I poop

In the butt, in the butt, shit Oh, gosh Ew, ew, are you mid-coitus in there? John, damn it, you knew that. You knew that was happening. This one looks like Hammond Chamberlain. Grandpa Squatty pants is sitting up on the hoo-ha.

Frick! Oh, he's up there, son of a bitch. Shit. Whoop-blub-blub-blub-whoop. The hell is that. Oh, bullshit. What is this? John?

John, what is it? Shit! Oh, gosh, dang it, he's right freaking there. Oh, son of a bitch. I found taint. Poultry. Pound it! The shitter.

Shit. Ass. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What is that in the corner? Ew. That's so gross. Oh, oh, lo, no. Let me see if her boob.

Oh. Oh, shit. Shit. Oh, shit. I might shit myself. Oh, F-U, game? I don't want to go in. Look.

Who was that? Who? Shit, game? That's not how boobs work. Oh, shit. What hell was that? I don't know. The baby.

Ew. John. Oh, that's so gross. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I don't know what to tell you, man. Oh, my shit. What is it?

What is it? Oh, I hate it. Goodbye. I'm going to die. I'm dead. You've really gotten yourself in a bad situation. John. Oh.

What is it? Shit. Vigina baby beast. Oh, shit. I gotta go back. This is utter bullshit. I open the damn door, you bitch. Or it is.

John, John, John. God, John. Get out of that. Oh, shit. Okay, goodbye. I can't believe it. They can F right the F off. Oh, shit.

Shit. Where did I go? What psychopath made this shit? Goodbye, you weird ass baby. Let me the f-out. I don't want to go out. That's the scariest thing I've ever seen. I'm going to have nightmares about the basement baby.

Oh, it's a lady. Shit potatoes, guys. Basement baby, slug, vagina face thing. I hate it. That baby can eat a turd. F that baby. Holy Schmidt. Wow.

I'm serious. I've never been more freaked out under a... in a game than that. I don't know what. I was told it was going to be like more of a puzzle. Oh, that whole area is like a puzzle. It's no big deal. You just, it's not that scary.

Bull. Shit. It is so scary, Brian. That whole scene. I could tell that, you know, sometimes it's like, all right, I know it's like just running from one area to another. You're like, oh, no, no, no, no. Right.

That I could genuinely hear fear in your voice. There was a point, literally a point when I would chase me under the bed that I thought I was going to have to turn it off. Like I was just, I can't do this to myself. I didn't even look at it. I should have checked my heart rate. Oh, yeah, no kidding. It would be interesting to like do your Fitbit or your whatever.

By the way, that's, speaking of that, I didn't tell you this. So I started doing a little test to see if my, what my heart rate was like before, during, and after this show. Oh, really? Yeah. So far on average, it lowers on here to, like 73 beats per minute and then before and after the show I'm averaged like 87 85 something like that so this show calms you down it calms me down I think wow I don't know what that means I'm also not moving a lot sitting here but you know well yeah that could be it anyway there you go I hope you enjoyed it part four is coming soon I've already given the file to Jamie so we'll see it wasn't nothing was nearly it was grosser this last one was a lot grosser than scary, but we'll see what he does there. Okay. All right.

Enough of this horse poop. Let's, uh, let's get out of here. Hey, a reminder. It's uh, June 9th. And, uh, that means, hey, it's 10, almost 10 days in. What are you doing? Get into our Patreon. Patreon. Patreon.com slash TMS. If you get in there now, then there's plenty of time to get all the bonus stuff you get on the daily, by the way, bonus content every freaking day, uh, plus stuff in the mail, plus all kinds of other benefits that you can. can only get by being a patron at patreon.com slash TMS. Sign up today. Send us your thoughts and emails to the morning stream at gmail.com.

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I think we're done. Yes, sir. Do you have anything else you want to promote or tell anyone about? No, we talked about the, oh, no, we didn't. Let's talk really quickly about Saturday night, 7 p.m., raising money for Alzheimer's research. Right here on the stream, frogpants.tv, five of us, Nicole, who you heard earlier, Brian Dunaway, who you heard earlier, Stephen Schleiker, me and Scott Johnson. Four of the five of us are going to be playing Demio, and Scott's going to be watching and providing commentary. That's going to be Saturday night, 7 p.m. right here on frogpans.

And if you want to contribute early, hey, do it. Go to tiny.cc slash coverville, ALZ 2021. Nice. We also, I tested with Dunaway the sharing thing yesterday, and it totally worked, so we're good. Cool. Good deal. We're all set for that. Yeah, what's going to be interesting is that to do the Discord audio, obviously I'll be here on Discord with this microphone,

which I won't be able to see because I'll be wearing the headset. So I've got to figure out the right place to put the microphone where it'll pick me up, where I won't keep hitting it with my hands as I'm. trying to move my playing piece. That's the other thing I don't think I'll have access to, but I wish I could get, I wish I had room cams on everybody so I could see them moving around and swap between there. I could easily send, we could easily send you that in Discord. Yeah, that's true.

We may, at least one of you, maybe you. Yeah, yeah, I could send you. All right, we'll figure it out because I just think there'd be some fun to be had with Brian bumping around with his head sounds. Totally would be, yes. So that says weekend, 7 p.m. check it out right here, frogpants. dot TV. It is time for us to go. Let's play a song and do that. You bet. Mike Haley wrote in, the Taffy guy or Mr. Taffy, whatever you want to call him.

Hi, streamer and banner. Oh. I don't know. It's that time of year again. My wife, Lois, Mrs. Taffy, made me a very happy man by taking my hand in marriage five years ago. On top of that, our anniversary is 10 days before her birthday, just to make it easy for me to remember. Lois, happy birthday, and thank you for being my wife. I know the road can be rocky at times, but we'll always get to the smooth road together. It's probably made a taffy. I love you and I'm looking forward to many more happy years with you to come.

I added that little bit right there. Signed Mike Haley, the taffy guy, or is it Mr. Taffy guy? We don't know, anyway. Mr. Mrs. T, is what I say. Mr. Mrs. T. So anyway, Haley's happy anniversary and happy early birthday. is Taffy. They wanted to hear a cover of a thousand years, originally by Christine Perry, Christina Perry. I've got a cover of it by Newfound Glory, so let's take it into some 90s, 2000s punk from their album. Wow, this is more recent. From the screen to your stereo 3, volume 3, which came out in 2019, just a couple of years ago. Here's Newfound Glory and a thousand years. Heart these fast colors and promises gotta be brave.

How can I love that I'm afraid to fall, watching you stand. alone All of my doubt Suddenly goes away Somehow One step Closer I have died every day

Waiting for you Darling, don't be afraid I have loved you For a thousand years I love you for a thousand years A thousand more Time stand still Beauty and all she is

I will be brave I will not let anything take away We're standing in front of me Every breath Every hour has come to this One step closer I have died every day waiting for you Darling don't be afraid

I have loved you I love you for a thousand more And all along I believe I will find you Time is but your heart to be I have loved you for a thousand years I love you for a thousand more One step closer One step closer

One step closer day waiting for you. Darling, don't be afraid. I have loved you for a thousand years. I love you for a thousand more. And all along, I believe I will find you. Time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I love you for a thousand years. I love you for a thousand More as part of the Frog Pants Network. Frog Pants Network. Get more shows like this at frogpants.com. Wear it on your dominant arm.