The Morning Stream - TMS 2134: Necrolickaphobia

Episode Date: June 23, 2021

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Buster, man to man. Yeah. You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore. This is the morning stream. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the morning stream. and it is June 23rd, 2021. I'm Scott Johnson. Brian, a bit over there. Hello. Hello, Scott Johnson. I'm tired. Tired today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't, uh, well, I actually

slept okay. I just, I'm tired and I think I know why. I think I know why. Okay. Tell me why. Uh, so I played basketball last night and I haven't done that in a while. Oh. And I did it with a bunch of 10-year-olds that I do like a little community center activity thing on the, on Tuesday nights now, every other Tuesday. Oh, very cool. Yeah, it's very nice. Next week, it's art. Or not next week.

Two weeks from now. It's art. But last night it was, hey, let's play basketball. And there were six kids and two adults. And so we, you know, pick teams, one adult on each team and played a little half court. And, you know, you're trying to be not a jerk because I'm six four and the kids are, you know, little kids. A couple of them are real good, though. So there was no stop.

and a couple of them. But anyway, did that for a couple hours. And just, it wasn't like rigorous basketball or anything. But I'm not used to using all that stuff in my body. Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like it's been like, I don't know, probably 10 years since I played a proper game of basketball. And yes, I did stretch before. I'm not sore. I'm just tired. Yeah, it's funny. When we were in Glenwood and we went to the big pool there, somebody picked up, swung my Walmart and picked up like a 97 cent beach ball. And that proved to be the best purchase ever because we sat there in the middle of the pool. And we took up a good portion of the pool with, you know, at 1.10 or 12 of us in this circle,

doing the game you play, right? Where you try to keep the ball from hitting the water, everybody jumps up and a lot of great dives and stuff like that. Because you're not afraid to really dive for it and dig deep when you're just going to land in water. And we all noticed, a few of us noticed, the older members of our group, noticed how sore and tired we were just from playing water volleyball. Yeah, it's like those water polo people. I don't know how they do it. I don't get it. Like in the water, it's already rigorous to be playing any kind of bounce the ball over a net, back and forth or whatever.

But you get in the water and now you're working everything, man. Right. You totally are, yeah. And it's like, all right, well, I do the cycling on the regular. but that just works pretty much like one part of my body and one specific set of muscle, one muscle group. That's leg down. Right, it's always leg day. But, boy, yeah, think I need to maybe, and somebody's already even said this.

Well, Brian, you're doing great with all the biking, but you really need to work some other, like you need to work strength training in there. You need to do this and that. Listen, if the MS-150 was half-cycling and a half-lifting tires end over-end, then I think I'd be all set. Yeah. Tire lifting, it's the hot new way to... Right, no. Right now I just need to... Right now I just need to get, you know,

in as many miles of stamina. Need to my stamina percentage. Are you... So you riding every day until Saturday? I'm writing... I'm not going to ride today, but I will do... Because I did... I've done riding Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. So the last four days.

I'm skipping today. I'm going to do a fairly big ride tomorrow afternoon and then nothing on Friday because I don't want to be sore and tired Saturday morning. Yeah, that's a good idea. I was going to say. You got to let that spaghetti stick to your ribs, man. You got to let it really get to bulk up on that carb. Yeah, that carb load.

Yeah. I'm going to send you a picture of my plate of spaghetti. Oh, good. That's great. Because we're talking about it so much, Scott. Why not? Let's share it with the world. That's what I say.

Everything's content. So, that's great, Brian. I think you're going to do good. And if it was a basketball thing, I would not do it this weekend because I realized I'm really out of shape. But it was still fun. And these kids had a ball and gave them all rice crispy treats after which, you know, it was real smart. Yeah, you got to do the stupid thing after a basketball game. And it was nice.

It was a good time. It's like orange slices for soccer are rice crispy treats for basketball. Basketball, is that the equivalent? Like, if I had a, well, like when I was playing soccer as a kid, I loved when people brought orange slices. I don't know why. I just thought that was great. And we have to do that for one of these.

We're going to do a geocaching night where we go and hunt around for some local geocaches and put it on their phones and everything. Remember, like, doing that in the 90s before we had GPSs on our phones? Like, we actually had a freaking separate GPS that we would use for geocash. Yeah, it was great. Great. And then before that, you just have paper and, like, you know. Right.

You had to map it out on paper beforehand and say, okay, I think it's going to be somewhere in this area. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I want to, I don't know, I want to get, I want to have a cool idea for how to give them something good. But also, side note, I went running around the lake yesterday, and I'm covered in

some sort of bite. And I don't know where I got these. I don't know what these are. I didn't feel them at the time. there's one, two, get three on my leg, one down by my ankle, there's one. And they all kind of, they're a lot, they don't itch, but they're like a little bit tender, like, like they're going to itch. I don't know what that was. We're having a, not cicada problem, but a, oh, what do they call it little tiny white bugs on your plants?

Oh, aphid, not aphids, aphids, yes. Aphids, okay. Got an aphid deal going, maybe the, maybe it's aphedemic? Yeah, an aphedemic, yeah? I don't know if those bite I don't know what the deal is with those But those have been around That's what this thing looks like

All right so All right Brian's in this He's rummaging He's uh So uh Spider Man has uh spider tracers right Right

Introduced way back in the old days of Spider-Man comics And Tony Stark kind of updated I think turned his from far from home Turned his little chest symbol into a spider tracer that he could send off his little drone. So in this last, like I picked up a few Apple products, Apple products with my Chase Freedom Points. I had a bunch of Chase Freedom Points.

And it's like, well, if you use them on Apple products, it's like one and a half times the point value versus going out and spending the money. And I'm like, well, you know, I wasn't planning on getting a four pack of air tags. But, geez, if I'm using a chase point, I might as well do it. So I picked up a little four pack of these little apple tags. Yeah, a little tracer tag units, yeah. We talked about this the other day, right? Because of comparing it to tile.

Sure. I want to make, so here's a little spider tracer, 3D printed. I want to make a spider tracer that you can put an air tag into. And maybe even have like a little magnet on it. So you can like, throw it at somebody's, car haven't stick to their car all of a sudden you've got you've got Spider-Man spider tracing you should totally do

that why not I mean it probably had to be a car it probably had to be a car you have someone you know so you don't get like a legal yeah I don't do it to just you know like just some random dude but yeah this is what it looks like a tick doesn't it look like an a fit or a tick or something

that is the this is the spider tracer prior to Tony Starks this is what the spider tracers look like I love that. I love that idea. 3D print those, put them on top of tags. Boom. Codd industry started right there. That's actually really cool. I like that idea. Side note about all this, the basketball and the whatnot. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I got to say, I've got no, I've got no ire in my heart toward any. I'm not a fan of like brand fights and, you know, tribalism with brands. I don't care. Like you just use what you'd like. Like, buy what you need? What does the job for you?

You like your, you like that their windows? You get that windows. You like the Macintosh there, you get that. You need a phone. You got choices. You know, don't, don't be tribalist with your stuff. But some people are weird with that, right? So yesterday, one of the dads of one of the kids is it the thing dropping them off.

Okay. And he said, I don't know how I'm going to be able to get him here in two weeks. it might be it might be he might be at his mom's and so if he's at his mom's place we're going to need to figure out a way to get him here all is talking i'm like okay we'll figure out a way to get him here it's not no worry it's kids awesome his name had the coolest name i'm not gonna say it because it's weird to say kids names on the air but you have the coolest name anyway and this dad was like yeah i said well why don't i get your your just send me your info and so my first thought was i pull out my phone and go oh do you have an iphone because

in my head i'm like oh you just quickly airdrop that name to me right Yeah. Just airdrop it in two seconds, no big deal. And he says, no. And I go, oh, well, that's fine. And he goes, no, I have an Android phone. I don't have an, I don't have an Apple phone. So he got all like, ew.

Yeah. And I go, no, I go, it's not a problem. That's fine. I'm just, there's a quick way on this on my phone to quickly get your contact stuff. But since you're on there, that's fine. We can do it the old fashioned way. You just send me a text or whatever. And I'm trying to like get past it.

And he's like, he's like, he's. right he's all I looked at it once but it meant I'd have to change everything I do and I'm not about to I'm like this is really I don't need any of this information I just need to figure out how to get your kid here next in every other Tuesday so he just got all pissy I don't know what the deal was and like I I don't have any problem with Android or Android users I have an Android tablet I fiddle with here and there it's not my you know favorite device but yeah it doesn't matter it's Just use what you want to use. Yeah, there's some games and apps that you don't have on iOS.

So it's like, oh, I'll pick up an Android tablet on the cheap and I use it for that. Yeah. Or, you know, whatever your needs are, whatever you're doing. Yeah. But this guy was really like just, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what you're, I don't even have a freak. It's like, okay. All right.

Really defensive amount of cheese. Yeah. It's like the, it reminds me of, I don't know, it's everything. It's Sega, Nintendo, Coke, Pepsi. It doesn't matter. Like, quit, quit treating brands. like you're in a freaking, like you're on a team. They just want your money anyway, so they don't care.

Right, exactly. So, anyway, whatever, it's dumb. All right, let's, uh, we got a fun day planned here, uh, because it's Wednesday. I always like Wednesdays. Wednesdays are packed full of fun. Yes. And, uh, one of those fun things involves Brian Dunaway. Yeah.

I'm going to call right now. It involves you find folks at home, although I'm not ready for your call, so hold on a second. Oh, did I even join the, I didn't even let's start the few. I haven't either. Let's start the feud server. Where did I put it? I put it there. Feud server.

He's already in there. Dunway's already in. Yeah, he's kind of on the spot. On the ball. Yeah. He doesn't mess around that fella, that there guy there. Yeah. Why is Google voice being weird?

Hold on, guys. Okay. There we go. And then there's that. Okay. And then Dunaway is probably already, oh no, I haven't, I added him. Okay. Boy, Scott, have you done this?

before is this a new thing for scott okay so here he comes walking down the street and uh we're going to hit play okay so now i'm in the tadpooly feud here's my sound test okay good it works all right all right so done always being called he's already in the game the stage has been set now i just have to hit this back Brian Dunaway and he didn't join us yet for some reason so I'm going to hit ring again he didn't answer it didn't pick up he may have been

disposed I don't know it's really possible what do you usually say predisposed disposed disposed indisposed indisposed thank you very much there he is Brian Dunnoway welcome to the show oh hi Scott and Brian how are you guys oh hi good Brian how are you I'm fantastic

you sound fantastic you full of energy yeah well the rain the rain finally went away It's been days and days of it And now it's sunny It's like coming out of the hole It's like yeah I would take some rain Why do you guys get all the rain

That sucks I guess you're in the southern hemisphere Not quite but you're That's not weather works Scott That's not weather works We could just use some rain Is all I'm saying

You know A little rain never hurt nobody All right We also have a listener on the line They're gonna play along with us Let's find out who it is Hi good morning Who's this

Mrs. Taffy guy You know he Maybe he's Mr. Mrs. No, how would it work? Oh, we can't hear.

Brian and I can't hear. Oh, you can't hear? Hold on. Let me fix this. Oh. Hold on. Were you able to hear Brian?

I did not. I thought, I was just talking to himself. Oh, it's me. It's me. All right. Lois say something real quick. Hi.

There she is. Hi, Lois. It's a high. It's a hi Lois. Why isn't it Mr. How come you're Mrs. Mr. Taffy? Wait, how's it work?

Miss, you're the, wait. I'm the wife of the taffy guy. Yeah, but you should flip it around. He should be the husband to the cool thing you do, is what I'm saying. How about that? Oh. Couldn't you just be Mr. and Mrs. Taffy? Yeah, why know that?

Yeah. I mean, Mr. and Mrs. Potato. I have no problem with it. I like to play on the gender names to mess people up. All right. I'm with you there then. Fair enough. Sounds like fun.

All right. Lois is here. Brian is here. We're going to play Tad Pooley Feud. And Brian Ibit will explain how that works. I will do just that. Time to play the tad-pulling-thew-ting. Good Lord.

I've surveyed the tad-pull on some nerdy topics, and Scott and Brian are going to have to predict the answers that they gave us. It's Scott and Brian's job to see how many of those answers they can guess. Err to the Taffy Empire, your job is more important than ever because you're going to be working with either Scott or Brian, and if your team wins, you get a prize package, what includes Steam Games, courtesy of Matthew Bach. Don't escape four days to survive.

Sigma Theory, Global Cold War. That last one's a good one. Yeah, very good. Yeah, good call. Sounds like one's kind of fun and innocuous. The other one is serious and intense. Yes. It's very, Brian, very serious.

You know, there's Brian and Brian you pretty much. Yeah, I don't know. It's more confusion, if anything else. Yeah, look, if we've learned anything from Filmsack. It's that I will. once in a while not do that very well. So it's pretty good stuff. Anyway.

All right. Hands on your buzzers. Oh, let me remove that real quick. Go ahead. All right. All right. We asked the tadpull. 385 of them responded to this question.

Other than nuclear technician slash safety inspector, name a job held by... All right, Brian. By Homer Simpson. And it's... He was the Duff, Duff beer guy once. All right. Show me Duff beer guy once. Duff man.

Yes. Number four. Three answers will beat it, Scott. Let's go with Smoot. I don't remember the name. Smoochie, poochie. You know what?

I know another one. I'll come around on that in a minute in case someone remember that. But I'm thinking I'm going to go. I know of. three or four jobs. The best one had to be Mr. Plow. So probably Mr. Plow. All right. Show me

Mr. Plow. That name again is Mr. Plow. Nice number one. Yeah. No brainer. I couldn't remember the other dog or the dog name for the cartoon. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Mr. Plow, it is. All right. So Scott and Lois have the board. It's

you guys are a team and let's see how you do. All right. Lowe's. Name another job that Homer Simpson had. Do you remember the name? name is it not smoochie poochie scoochie scoochie i don't remember schoochie boochies i'm calling my nose scoochie he's got the he's got the he's got the butt worms it's a uchi like name right uh lois do you remember that name are you having a stroke no there's a name of a dog he played there's a whole episode where homer was uh was the voice of a

really popular cartoon character and I can't remember it's like moochy or poochy or scoochie or blucci it's one of those uchis uh well barring it's entirely possible that I might just have it in the list as voice actor yeah it could be Gucci all right I'm gonna go with I'll go with smoochie and voice actor the voice actor for smoochie and see if that gets me there all right sounds good show me voice actor it is it is poochy and but i do have it in the list as voice actor slash actor um because i did i did have to kind of generalize a few of these uh but that's number 13 in the list did not make the top 10 dang it all right interesting so that's that's got me that's got me a rethink and

everything nicks i was thinking that was spot on yeah um ooh he's had so many jobs over the years going to go with um oh um what was it but i can't think of what it was called though i mean i know that that's the problem so just occupation is good enough right we don't have to like you don't have to like yeah i mean if you know

trying to think of a good example that isn't one of these right right but you you wouldn't have to say he was an r2d2 technician you could just say robot technician if that was a thing oh then yeah i'm going to go a robot No, I'm just kidding. He was, he was, but is astronaut really a job? I'm going to astronaut because that was his big thing, right? Oh, yeah. He went up to space with the Tadpool would this.

If it's not a job, what is it, is astronaut? Is it being a hobby? Yeah, but he didn't really do anything. He was just kind of like a long for the ride. Yeah, I don't know if I'd call it a job. I don't know if he got paid. But I wonder if the Tadpool. Other people he was with were astronauts.

Yeah. He just kind of. The Tadpool might still call that a job. though that's what I was worried about yeah I'm right you know what yeah I'm going with it all right walking it in show me astronaut number two answer wow really a good they had the same problem I did then that's an amazing episode so they probably started on their mind um that episode by the way was deep space Homer oh Sea Space Homer.

Yes, it was a good one. He ate something in the, something was floating in the ship, and he had to eat him to save the ship. That's right. It was like a guppy. Yeah, Cheetos, some kind of off-brand Cheetos, and they were getting into the computer system. And that episode featured Buzz Aldrin as an actual voice in there. It was like, pretty great. Good catch.

All right. He's been, uh, these are not, see, no, these are. see no these things are jobs the only thing you really ever made money yet yeah see that's the problem you already know celebrity stuff like he's he's been he's been part of uh uh uh he was the singer and in part of the uh so i'm going with singer because he did the the barbershop quartet and stuff and all those yeah that's a good is that too vague nope nope nope it's good enough show me singer Yeah, so he, a musician, he was both a barbershop quartet member, he was a composer, he was in an opera, also was a guitarist for a grunge band, so all of that is under musician. All right.

Well done, Brian. Continue, please. Oh, my God. Done away that is. Right, me. Thanks, man. Just for this clarity you asked for it right here. Right. I'm going to

he was a he was a boxer got his butt kicked a bunch of times he was good at because his head was so thick but once again none of these are things he made money at

he just I know I didn't say yeah the question isn't name a job where Homer collected a paycheck it's just name a job held by Homer Simpson

right boxer all right boxer show me boxer show me your boxers oh man that is number 11 on the list, just out of the top

10. I'll watch it. I'll give you one with it. I'll give another one. The Homer they fall was the episode. Um, all right. He had um, um, oh, geez, uh, he ran that tomaco farm. Oh. So a farmer probably covers it where he, he made the tomato tobacco combo. It was really popular because his mom is dad or something. Oh, what was that story? I'm going to go back and watch these again. All right. Show me farmer. Number 10, yeah. He's been a farmer a couple times, actually. The tobacco one is probably the most

famous. And then there was the EIEI annoyed grunt. He was a pig farmer. Oh, yeah. All right. I remember an episode where he was, uh, oh, Lois, I should ask you if you've got any sense. I was going to say, don't forget to consult your, your partner. Yeah, Lois, you got any jumping off the top of your tongue there? Wasn't he a bartender? Probably. That sounds right.

He took over for Mo? Did he take over? Well, I know the Flaming Mo thing. Did you do that there, no? No, because the Flaming Mo, well, actually, I think you're probably right. It's a different episode. I'm getting Flaming Mo all mixed up in this. Brian, we're going to say, a bartender.

All right. show me bartender oh yeah he was a he was a bartender at mo's tavern for a while for one episode homer the moe he was a bartender at uh homer's hunting club he was a bartender at o flanagan's pub and he was the bartender of the beer boys in the episode the beer boys nice beer boys um okay

that was a good one lois let's see let's think here five for those listening at home Four answers left on the board Number 3, 7, 8, and 9. How do you feel about his... I like this topic. This has been a fun way. Yeah, I like this a lot.

Because there's such a large pool to pull from. I will say that there were 35 or 38 people, one of the higher ones we've gotten that said, I don't know, I never watched The Simpsons. Wasn't you dancing Homer? Say that one more time? Oh, dancing Homer. Dance and Homer?

Like the baseball mascot dude? Yes. Oh, mascot. Yeah, we could say a mascot. Let's say mascot. Yeah. All right. Show me mascot.

There you go. For the Springfield isotopes. All right. Oh, that's right. Dancing Homer. Dancing Homer. Okay. All right, Lois.

We're getting to some, uh, didn't he run for mayor at one point to try to beat Quimby? Yeah. But he didn't run. I don't think he made it, though, did he? Right. Didn't he just run for it? Or, well, he didn't he mean for it?

like a day. Was he? I remember. Yeah, well, but is that a popular tadpool thing, though? So this is the problem. The tadpull's going to be thinking

of all the the surface stuff. It was like, do, do, do, do, all right, well, okay, I don't know if it was the monoxoneil episode where he got his hair grown back

or what one it was, but at one point he took over the entire plant. And I wonder if somebody, would put in their, like, you know, high-level executive at the nuclear plant, or nuclear plant. But I think he did that. Oh, shit. The plant manager?

Yeah, maybe. Plant manager, Brian. We say plant manager. Okay. All right. Yeah. All right. Show me plant manager or any kind of manager. Dang it.

Oh, really? No, that was the episode. He was the manager of the nuclear power plant in the episode, kiss, kiss, bang, bengalore. but did not make the top 10 where was that one in the list here because I did include basically any sort of manager or CEO 43

42 oh geez way down there okay that was a bad one for me 42 all right Brian it's back to you back to Brian I'm going to go with he was he was a webmaster that one really hit home for me they never did a podcast one oh the webmaster one yeah yeah i think they did a podcast they may have done a podcast one actually since i'm not sure

right show me webmaster blogger vlogger podcaster any of those oh how did those guys on the list uh surprisingly well actually no 31 higher than higher than manager but uh um the fact that he was uh you know in that Moom, it's such a memorable episode in that Moomoo. Yeah, when he, the bird. Yes. Yeah. Get that stupid water bird that was like pecking the key for him and all that.

That was a great episode. All right. Didn't he drive the monorail? Oh. Was he the monorail pilot? I can't remember. That's what I'm trying to remember too. It was like, yeah, sounds right.

The rain came off. My pudding can. Let's do. Here's my keychain, my good man. Yeah. let's do uh let's do that because monorail such an iconic episode we'll we'll say monorail pilot or driver show me monorail driver pilot whatever conductor is the word you're looking for it's number nine on the list i call that one bitey

that's a good episode all right um is it is one of the best if we get this next one i think that ensures a win uh math right you get you've already You get three, yeah. You've already ensured the win. Oh, there's a score. I missed the numbers up there. All right, so we're whooping him. Yeah.

Well, that's good. Stress is off, Lois. We don't have to stress too bad here. All right. I still think we should say mayor. All right, we'll say mayor. Give mayor a shot. Okay.

All right. Show me mayor. Oh, he did indeed run for mayor of New Springfield and a tale of two. Actually, he was mayor of New Springfield and a tale of two. Springfields, and then he was a mayoral candidate in C. Homer Run. Nice. But neither made our top 10. Neither made the top 10. Mayor was number 29 on the list. Okay.

How about... That was my turn, right? Yeah, it is your turn, Brian. How about the first job they showed, the pilot, the first job they showed, after Tracy Allman, of course. He was a mall Santa. That's how they got Satan's little helper, right? That's early. Santa's little helper, yeah.

Yeah, Satan's little helper. All right, show me, is it, it's Santa's little helper, isn't it? It's not Satan's little helper. It's not Satan's little helper. Okay, all right. Show me Mall Santa. Number 28 on the list, people remember that one,

but not as much as the other two. Congratulations, Lois, you've won. Let's see these last two answers. Number three is a little bit of a cop-out, but it probably was a bunch of people who vaguely remember the show. They said, Dad. Jeez.

Oh, God. It is an unpaid job. Why is that on there? Gosh, dang it. I know. And finally, Bowling alley employee slash pin monkey. Oh, yeah, of course.

That was a good one. It was the pin monkey. Other items on the list. Let's see. Clown. He was a Krusty impersonator. uh he was a car designer uh also a salesman selling knives used cars and tamako oh wait the car salesman one with um uh danny davido is an amazing episode it's so good sorry yeah go keep going it's really good uh country singer manager for a lirlein lumpkin lorling yes uh he was a food critic and a film critic a bounty hunter a clerk at the quickie mart a baby profer a beer baron a bodyguard a garbage man a hippie personal assistant to

Mr. Burns, Mr. Alec Baldwin, and Carl in three different episodes. A writer of books and fortune cookies. I forget about this. Manufacturer, bootleger, Karnie, he caught the cannonball in his stomach.

Oh, yeah. He traveled around with Lollapalooza. Right. That was under musician, the grunge thing. Let's see. Hairdresser. ice cream man

mini golf assistant somebody put Mr. Sparkle that's what I'm going to say Mr. Spockle I thought about that wasn't really a job though for that one. It wasn't his it was just that fish and conglomeration of the logo he didn't really get paid for it Rody and

the job well somebody just put the job with the Scorpio villain guy which I don't know if I guess a personal assistant I thought I thought he was the safety manager there at that plant was that not I don't remember might have been yeah been a long time well all right pretty good list I posted that Satan's little helper quote by the way from in the discord server oh you did see yeah I don't know if you can play it oh it's in your other group hold on oh you're fine

oh here it is yeah you know we should play this let's just play this I want to play this hold on check this out I'm playing it Here we go. It's being played. Who's Little Helper? Santa's Little Helper. Oh, wait. I might do it again. It's not playing.

It's weird. The website's, what is this website? Yeah, it cuts it short. I don't know. Anyway, yeah, it's Santa's Little Helper. Yeah, it's Santa's Little Helper. We know that for sure. Well done, and that means Lois, Lois.

You've won again, Lois. How do you feel about that? Michael's going to have some new Steam games. That's right. you're just out here earning stream games for your husband I know I know how it is listen someone's got to keep that taffy warm in his pocket and he may as well be playing games while he does it bring it home to steam that's exactly right you know what you got to do send brian an email coverville at gmail.com he'll give you your codes and your husband will go away

playing games and be happy thanks lois for playing all right well done hey uh done away good job you you did well now this weekend we're all watching toys for film sack it's right we yeah we are the weekend, you've waited too long. Like a bunch of happy workers is what we're doing. That's right. I've never seen toys. It's the one Barry Levinson film, I think I haven't seen.

And I don't know why that was. I think maybe it was because it was so poorly reviewed at the time. But maybe there's some redemption for that film. We'll find out this Friday or Saturday. It's got a very sweet, quirky quality to it. But sad. I love his movies. It's like a bittersweet kind of thing.

It is. sad Robin Williams movie. Yeah. And maybe that's why it didn't resonate with people at the time, but maybe it will more now. I don't know. We're going to find out this weekend when we watch toys. Not the toy with Richard Primer. Yeah.

Very different thing. Or Toy Story 3, which is Brian, it's Brian Domenoway's favorite toy story movie, is your favorite, right? Right, correct. It's your favorite. Nailed it. That's the one. Brian Dunaway, anything else you want to mention before I kick you out on ceremoniously? Hey, man. If you like watching people stream video games, I do that on Thursday nights at 5.30 Eastern time. I'm going to be playing some graveyard keeper with Kit London in the chat room.

That sounds like a good time. You guys should tune in for that. It's Brian Dunaway on Twitch. All right. Right, that's me. Yeah, follow his channel. See you later. Bye. All right. Brian, we did it. That means it's time for us to do more. And more today means, where is it?

We got to do the news. Today's news brought to you by. Hit me one more time, a podcast by A&TP superstar, David Luzader, a fantastic look back on the things that you love with a fresh perspective. Check it out where you get your podcast. That's hit me one more time. Yeah, recent episode with Brian Ibit, none other than. Darn right.

It was a blast talking about them micronauts. Yeah, micronauts are cool. Let's see a micronot. Yeah, you got one handy. Here's a micro-micronaut. This is a... Oh, look at that. That's great.

Oh, that's the most like old-timey... You guys got to understand. The toys we had back in the day, we didn't have the choice kids have now. And Micronauts was straight up cool. Oh, that's the best. We love it. Yeah. Yeah, I also.

Yeah, that's a micro. So a few years ago, San Diego Comic Con had a thing with Mattel or how, Migo. Geez, how could I forget? We talked about this, where they had miniaturized versions of the already miniaturized micronauts, but they were super tiny, and you could also get them in a box with like a ROM the Space Night and a bunch of GI Joes and things like that, miniaturized. versions of them. So somebody was nice enough to send me all the micronauts, which I now have glued on top of my monitor, or blue-tacked on top of my monitor. That's fantastic. Wait, blue-tack. It's that gum-looking blue stuff you get?

The stuff right here, like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Squishy and you're... Yeah, I feel like I stopped using that around the time those 3M strip things came out. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, those are great for hanging pictures and stuff on the wall. Well, BluTac is great for sticking your minis to a little holder so that you can paint them very easily. Oh, yeah. See, BluTac never went out of style.

I'm not going to use a 3M thing for that, Scott. No, you're not. All right. Come on. Foo Fighters in the news. Yep. Great purveyors of musical content for these many decades. Fighters of foo also.

Who's going to fight the foe? They will. That's who. Well, they're reducing. They're releasing. a disco album and calling themselves the DGs while doing it.

Now, my favorite part of this is A, it feels like it's totally the thing they would do. This is not weird. Like it's totally something I think these guys would do and should do. But what I like about it the most, and I'll show the chat room the photo here, and it's linked

in the news article, that photo is, if I didn't know, you know, put your thumb over Dave's face. And that is the most like 70s ass authentic photo I've seen in a really

long time. Yeah. Really, really long time. So that's that's freaking awesome. Even if you don't put your thumb over Dave Grohl's face. I mean, they still look like, you know, they just wrote a plane right out of the

70s. Yeah, it's really, really great. So the Food Fighters have unveiled their new musical direction, transforming from Stadium Rock, Heroes to Bee Gees tribute band for their next album anyway, as the DGs and on to front man, Dave Grohl's initials, the band will release an LP, including four BG's covers. Hail Satan. We'll see Fooze taking on. Hale satin, sorry, satin. We'll see the Fus take on the Gibb Brothers' 1970s disco classics.

Night fever, tragedy, you shouldn't be dancing, and more than a woman. What do you see shouldn't? What did I write? You shouldn't be dancing. Did I say shouldn't? You said shouldn't. Oh, I meant should. I really meant should.

I'd like to hear that version of the song. I was like John Lithgow and the footloose there for a minute. Yeah, you shouldn't be dancing. Anyway, those are the good picks, or would you have gone some other way with those? Oh, there's a great picks. I mean, I would love, I'd love if this was a, uh, a tool. 12 song or a 14 song cover album, right? Yeah.

You've had how deep is your love and, uh, um, islands in the stream and, uh, stuff like that and there would be great. But hey, you know what? I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, fine. Now, let me ask you this. Andy Gibb, yeah, uh, it had a really falsetto kind of high, pitchy business going. Yes.

How do you get that out of Dave Grohl? How's that, how's that going to work? You squeeze the testicles, but, uh, Andy Gibb very very briefly a member of the Bee Gees Barry Gibb was I was a Barry?

I'm Barry sorry Barry yeah but Andy Gibb Andy Gibb was a solo solo artist brother of the the Gibb brothers also passed away tragically I think

yeah I'm trying to remember who's which one is still alive that that that Barry documentary there you thank you

that documentary that you can see on HBO is fantastic. If you haven't seen it yet, it is absolutely worth seeing. Whether you're a Bejee's fan or not, it is really, really good. Well, I'm really curious to see how it sounds, because, you know, I don't think of good girls that.

Well, I think, the first song, I think, has already been released, like a pre-release single. I want to say, Night fever's already out. Night fever, night fever. And then the original stuff, Will the original stuff be in the stylings of this, I guess?

They don't say in the article. I assume it is. No, I don't think so. It looks like it's just live versions of songs from their last album, Medicine, at midnight. I think it's just going to be live tracks done in the Foo Fighters style. They're also doing a vinyl release. That will happen on U.S. Records Store Day, which is my birthday, July 17th. So look for that.

Look at that. So if you're looking for something against Scott. Oh, here it is. Side one of the LP will also include their version of Andy Gibbs' shadow dancing, which spent seven weeks at the top of the U.S. charts in 78. Right. They were there battling. Basically, at that time, there were BG's songs and then Andy Gibbs' solo stuff competing on the charts.

And then they invited him to be a member of the group. They finally invited Andy to join the three of them. And I think Andy passed away a year later or something. Jeez. yeah that's hardcore man yeah well uh there you have it Dave Grohl doing a weird thing and bringing it to the masses and the rest of the band I don't want to give them short shrift you know I just don't know their names yeah yeah absolutely I don't know their names they're guys they're cool

I know I could ever remember anybody in that band besides uh Grohl yeah just the way it is he's your front man um all right moving on to this story about a man who was nabbed licking a female body inside a Homa Bay mortuary licking her body My body Where's Homa Bay? I want to guess it's Florida But since Florida is not even mentioned in here

No, let's see here Oh this is UK looks like It's dot co.com.k.e. Where is Kee? Oh, this is, yeah, so this is Kenya Just outside of Lake Victoria in western Kenya All right, so police on Saturday arrested a 22-year-old man.

It's a little young to be licking the dead bodies. Really? What is the right age? You know, that's an argument for a different era. What is the appropriate age to be licking a body of dead body? I don't know when it's okay to do. Probably never. He was busted for licking the body of a dead lady at this hospital mortuary. The man has been identified as an young go who was nabbed licking blood from a woman who, until her death, worked as an early child development education.

teacher. I don't know why that's significant here, but I mean, whatever. Paid by the word. K-24 Digital has described or established that the woman was shot dead by unknown assailants while she was washing dishes in her house. This dude is said to have sneaked into the morgue and had an exchange with the attendants who asked him to register his details before he was allowed to see anybody's. Wait, you can just walk in there and go, my name's Frank Perry White. I'm here for the viewing. Oh, of who?

Well, who's the freshest? I wonder if... What do you have been stuck right now? I wonder if freshness. Do you think freshness plays a role? Like, if they're, you know... What's the special today? I wonder if they have a preference for the fresh body versus the old one.

You know, like, maybe they... Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they like the fine wine, aged corpse. I don't know. Yeah. These people blow my mind. Maybe he just likes some bombing fluid. I don't know.

Yeah, that might be all he needs. When asked whose body wanted to see, the suspect gave the name of a male and was directed toward that body was lying, lying. Viewed the body and then on his way out, he saw the body of a female teacher, the female teacher, and knelt beside it before licking her. Gotcha. All right. So he really was doing a little window shopping there. Yeah. Here to see John. All right. He's in the door. Now, let's do a little shopping here. Yeah. He came in for the Philly Cheese Steak. He stayed for the... For the, you know, the pastromion and rye.

So what are you going to do? That's pretty gross. I think they probably should prosecute that dude or something. I don't know what you do there, but, you know, I don't think you should be allowed to just lick bodies. No, I think that that's, I think that that's, that's probably offensive to somebody, not just the members of the family of the person who gets licked.

Yeah. I feel like an entire society has been offended. I would be. Yeah. It's pretty gross. Oh, that's interesting. Enhasive womband, the chat says, while gross, it's probably more fresh than the meat you find at the supermarket. Interesting.

That is gross. And you're probably right. Yeah. It's probably cleaner there, you know? Yeah. Travis houseless. They've been refrigerated the whole time, though. Travis houseless yells victimless crime.

I don't know. Well. If you're, look, if your family of the lady, what, what. been licked. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if that's a victimless crime. I mean, yeah, it's less victimy than if she was alive, I suppose.

So we should be able to do whatever we want to dead people because they're dead and it's a victimless crime? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how I, I understand his point, right? I understand. Kind of, yeah. You know, like if it was, okay, a victimless crime would be, you could argue, okay, this is going to get weird. Oh, good.

I can't wait for the emails on this one. But let's say I come across... I usually enjoy your show. But let's say I come across like a dead deer on the side of the road. All right? Yeah. That has been done. The deed has been done.

Whoever hit it, hit it and drove off and there's now this dead corpse. If I roll up on that corpse and go, well, there's no victim now. And then I take out a knife and I cut that deer down the middle and empty its guts. and then I wear its outsides and head and horns for the next five hours as I dance around the freeway naked otherwise. Okay. All right, now let's pretend it's a grandpa and not a deer. Well, crossing the road and got it by car. Either way, I mean, would that be?

Would the deer thing be a victimless crime? It's okay if it's a deer? It's victimless if it's a deer and not a grandpa? Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, it doesn't matter. You could say grandpa. I'm saying any of that is going to be someone's in trouble is what I'm saying. like you're going to get arrested no matter what so yeah absolutely is it victimless I don't

but you're also you know also you're adding some stuff to it that you could get arrested for dancing around naked on the highway whether you're wearing the skin of grandpa Nissan or not is still going to get you arrested hold on why is it grandpa on Nissan because he got hit by Nissan oh so the scenario is still that the old man got hit by a car just like the gear would have okay yeah grandpa got to hit by a car nobody's found him yet hit and run driver you come up on the body say well victim was crime and you uh cut off his skin to wear as a pelt and dance around naked on the highway all right well let's say you didn't uh dance around on the highway and you weren't and you weren't you just decided to cut off some of grandpa's

skin to wear as a pelt yeah you're just walking around with grandpa on good morning ever but i welcome to the morning stream i don't feel i feel like somebody somewhere's going to arrest you or you're in trouble for sure yeah there's no so you're in agreement with me that it is not a victim oh 100% yeah 100% together on this yeah I think I just you know whoever I forgot who said in the chat now the name I

mentioned earlier I don't know I'm just trying to figure out how it was uh it was Travis houseless yeah because to me this isn't all that different someone's in there licking the blood off your dead relative feels like that is not a victim of crime I think that it's still I think that uh anything done to the human body

dead or alive that that you do not have permission to do is a crime. Why not Mother says that's the biggest whole Scott ever dug? How is that the biggest hole I've ever done? There's no, there's no, I'm sure there are bigger ones. Oh, I guarantee there are. That's why I'm surprised by the statement. I guarantee I've dug bigger holes.

There's no hole to dig. It's just, are you wearing grandpa or are you not? And is it a crime or isn't it? That's it. There's no hole. I don't have to get out of it. All right. Why, there are days I just should not look at the chat.

Yeah, there are exactly, yes. I'm just going to move it out of the way and report me for not moderating my chat. That's fine. Do what you got to do. All right. Hey, look at this here. Oh, we got time for just one more mention here. Good.

I like this story. Yeah, I do too. A British man has, I don't know if it matters that he's British, but apparently it's important here. A British man stacks five M&Ms, so little, you know, rounded edge M&Ms. Five of them on top of each other. And as a result, has set a new Guinness World. record for the most. Did not realize there was a Guinness World record

for how many M&Ms you could stack. I mean, now that I see it and I see how freaking unlikely it would be to do this properly, now I understand why, because look at that. How do you do it? How'd you do it? I mean, you, you know, probably put five

them in your finger, just get them all, like in your hand, line them all up, and then slowly pull your hand away. Or did he do, or did he do them one at a He did him one at a time according to this video. So this is him doing it. And he had a really, really rough time getting him to hold.

Okay, so he got two to stay. No. Did he, and we make sure from the video he did not lick the side of one to make it stick better? As best as we can tell. Like, he's edited in this video, shortened, but also they keep falling apart. So, oh my gosh, there it is. Five. Wow.

All right. There's the way to turn the audio off. Jeez, Louise. The way that, the way of Gannis works, I think you just have to. to provide uncut proof, and then they'll give it to you. Somebody suggested that because we have the longest running World Warcraft show in history, that I should apply for a record for that. Oh, there you go.

Because they have a lot of dumb records. They do, yes. Ooh, there's four. Oh, puts the fifth one on there in a false. He's also not using, I think I would maybe use tweezers. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's not bad. A little more tongs or something.

Yeah, don't touch his funny bone, that kind of thing. Yeah. It also looks like he's on a, like a table that's not fully level. It's like made up of little bricks, but that might just be a pattern on the table. Yeah, I can't tell either. But good luck to him and all his winnings. I don't know what you get for doing this. Probably nothing.

Probably just kidding. I don't know. You're in the book, I guess. Whatever that even is today. Does anyone take that thing seriously anymore? Does anyone care about the Guinness stuff? Is it cool anymore or is it all dumb now full of stuff that's just nonsense? I'm sure.

I don't know. It's weird. All right. We're done with that, and we're going to take a break. When we come back, Tom Merritt will be here. We're going to do a little tech news. We got recommendals after that, so stick around. Hey, Brian, why don't you give us a song while we stick around? I think that would be a great idea.

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We will kill you. you all right we're back everybody welcome back to the program that song again on our own by the new bardos b a r d o't s lick form wherever you find music yeah like uh you know streaming services you can go buy an album you know Spotify Apple music yeah can I get it at Walmart if you're still doing the Pandora thing how about Walmart can I get it there You probably can. I don't know. I don't know if you can.

Target. All right. Anyway, wherever you get your music is the point. With the computer, as with any tool, the concept and direction must come from the man. That man is Tom Merritt. And he joins us now as he does each Wednesday to talk about the tech news stories of the day. Daily tech news show's own Tom Merritt. Welcome to the show.

How are you? I join you now. I was going to say at the turning of the tide, but it's really not. No. You just join us now. It's fine. You can... Tide's kind of just where it is. It's not doing anything.

Well, it rises and then it goes back. Yeah, sure, sure. Rises it falls. You can't explain that with science. Explain that with science. Explain it. You can't. You can't. Well, it's good to have you here, as always. And I was wondering this week what is... I mean, I was so inundated with E3 stuff in the last couple of weeks that I feel like I'm numb now to all other news. and uh so like a dan dan noodles so i actually really i really appreciate this opportunity because you're going to like catch me up maybe on what's going on today so tell us what's happening

yeah so i'm going to talk about something we will not be talking about on daily tech news show today because it's happening tomorrow uh but uh i wanted to to kind of give you the preview of the new windows announcement there's going to be a a windows 11 it kind of leaked out so we we We are expecting it to be called Windows 11, because the leaked version is called Windows 11, will be announced tomorrow by Microsoft. And there's a lot of questions been circulating around this.

Microsoft kind of let the message out there. They had one of their VPs actually say it, and they never really denied it, that Windows 10 would be the last operating system you ever need. The idea was that Windows was becoming Windows as a service, so there wouldn't be point upgrades, like there had been from Windows 95. at 5, Windows 98, Windows XP, et cetera.

And so everybody was a little surprised at the idea that there would be a new Windows announcement and even more surprised when they're leaked out a version that was literally called Windows 11. But I think that's making a mountain out of a molehill a little bit. You know, Microsoft could change its mind, first of all. Second of all, they sort of were just trying to get the idea across of like, we're not doing the big Windows 98, Windows XP releases anymore. What we're doing is an ongoing evolution.

And I think Windows 11 is just a really big step up. Instead of one of these twice yearly updates, Windows 11 is going to be a change in the user interface and some changes under the hood that appear to be about being able to maintain your working environment across different computers. And there was a good article on CNET today about how that's sort of a reflection of the world in which we expect folks. to be working from home and in the office in a mixed hybrid environment going forward. And so the new windows will do a lot apparently to make that easier.

Yeah, to me, this strikes me is not that different than Mac OS releases, except that Mac likes to get all fancy and frilly with their naming and say, well, now we're basing it on California's erupting mud basket or whatever they're doing. and then there's no erupting mud basket but you know what I'm saying it's like hey you're the mountains or the rivers or the whatever's and then but really they're doing the same thing they just have opted not to give it numbers anymore and Microsoft's just saying well our

operating system is still a service like I well I guess this is the big question when I fire up my Windows PC to grab that update when it's available am I buying any OS or is this just happening for yeah that will be the big question I fully expect I do not know this I fully expect that Windows 11 will be free for anybody who has Windows. That it will be no different than getting that twice yearly update. It's just going to be a bigger update

with a new name. So Microsoft can lean back and say like, we told you Windows 10 was the last one you'd ever need to get because this is just a big update. And that's similar to how Apple does things. Sure, sure. Well, I'm all for it. I'm ready for a bigger, larger

take on Windows. You worry about any time there's a major update on any platform of any kind, you worry about initial compatibility, especially if it's a massive change. But I'm excited because I feel like Windows 10's a little long in the tooth. Windows 10's also a little bit weird and that while it served me fine, it's got one foot in like old UI and old methodology for Windows and then one foot in newer UI and other stuff. And you never quite know where the separation is. And some of these updates, I've blurred that line even more.

So, like, it used to be if you're going to use the audio control panel, it looked the same as it looked since XP. And then suddenly they did an update, and it totally doesn't look like that anymore. But there's still control panel elements that still look like the old XP elements. And then some people were mad because they want it back. I personally am a huge fan of having to have two different settings apps,

control panel and settings. But some people don't like that, apparently. Yeah, apparently not. You know, I like the dynamism, you know, it keeps me guess it. It makes life interesting. But some people find it confusing to have two different, entirely different places to go for your setting. So I don't know, maybe they'll streamline stuff like that. Yeah, we'll see how it goes.

But I'm actually excited. I hope tomorrow yield some answers to some of those questions. But I mean, what I doubt is that they've had a change of heart in terms of the business model of it. I think they probably are just like you said, here's the update. Here's the ongoing concern that is Windows. and it's an awesome new version. We're calling it 11, but everyone who's got Windows,

you'll just click update and you'll get it. If they do anything different than that, I'd be shocked. I hasten to add, we don't know if that's what's going to happen, but that would be our best guess, right? I'd just be surprised if they did anything else, because why would they? That seems counter. And by tomorrow, you'll know.

Yeah, you'll know tomorrow. And then tomorrow's DTNS will be full of information about Windows 11, but today won't so much. Today will be full of other cool stuff because you got guests on today and stuff, right? There's some cool stuff. Yeah, Accessibility Week is what we're in the middle of

on Daily Tech News show. Every day we've got different guests talking about accessible technology. So we had Shelley Brisbane on Monday talking about vision accessibility issues. Yesterday we had a guy named David from Australia, David Woodbridge, who was talking about how you test for accessibility, how you assess whether a product is actually delivering on its accessibility promises. And today, we've got two developers from Bungie, Jennifer Ash and Andrew Davis, who do accessible game design. So they're going to be joining us to talk about that.

That's going to be a fun conversation, don't you think? Yeah, I can't wait to be. I get to be on today, so I'm stoked because I got all kinds of questions about that. I think accessibility and gaming is really interesting because it's sort of not new, but it's sort of at its, teenage area of development, like we're still sort of getting our head around what it means, and that's everything from basic stuff like colorblindness and how to deal with that in gaming to more accessible controllers,

and we'll probably end up talking to them about that Microsoft controller, the accessibility controller they make, and all of that. And coming from, you know, the developers of such hallowed franchises as Halo and, we're Haloed, I guess, franchises as Halo. Halo and Destiny. and the other halos.

All the halos and the destinies and the whatnots. They'll have lots to say. So definitely an episode to check out today, even if there isn't a lot of Windows 11 information. Tom Merritt, anything else going on around your world that you want to let people know about? Why? Yes, there is. I've got a writer's Patreon.

And last week in my newsletter, I pitched a sample of my upcoming audiobook. book. So if you want to get a preview of my upcoming audiobook Project Vera, if you're a newsletter subscriber, you already know about this, but you can go join my writer's Patreon and get that free sample. It just have to be a member at any level, doesn't matter what, and it's patreon.com slash ace detect, A-C-E-T-E-T-E-C-T. I know, I realize, I get it. But that means that you really have to want to get it to join. So, but anyway, if you check that out, it's a way to support my writing directly.

And I do all kinds of postings of things I'm working on there, little samples and everything ahead of time. So mostly just for people who are like, hey, I like your writing. I want you to do more. But I try to share some of what I'm working on in there as well, including the first chapter of the upcoming audiobook Project Vera. Very nice. Now, I know you know this because I'm sure you've thought about it, but having your name be slightly hard to spell, probably has yielded you. Tom? It's probably yielded you a better sense of like, I'm getting the most quality possible applicants across these many years of using that

name for different services because they had to do the extra work of remembering how to spell that thing, right? Yeah. No, I agree. I've definitely approached my Twitter feed that way where I'm like, well, I may not have the highest number of followers, but I know, especially in the early days when you really had to know the name. I was like, I know they had to work to get there. Yeah, they had to actually do something. I appreciate them that much more. You should be proud of it.

It's Tom Merritt, everybody. Ace D. Tech on Twitter, speaking of which. And we'll see you later for the Daily Tech News show. Bye now. Thanks, guys. Bye. Thanks, guys. All right.

Tom. Nicole, time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're getting her in here. We got to do that. That will be fun.

Yeah. Full of great information. And we'll see if Discord is a little kinder to her connection, because last week it was a little bit weird. But we'll see when we play this right now. Welcome to the program, if you will. Juan Nicole Spagg, Nolo, who is joining us from Colorado. Is my connection weird?

No, well, last week you had it. It was like a weird, like. sync thing with your video and your audio. It's weird delay, yeah. And it got worse as time went on, so I would switch servers and then it would sync up again and then it would lose it again. It was really weird. But I'm not worried.

It's all fine. Yeah, the internet. You never know what it's going to do. Blame Mark. Just blame Mark. Yeah, I always blame Mark. Hey, welcome to the show. We're going to do recommendals today.

And before we do that, I just want to say your quilt has become a huge hit with everybody who sees it. Oh, that's awesome. Everybody's jealous of it. All of them. Like, people have come over to the house and said, what the heck is that? And I'm like, oh, you want to see this? And I show them and they're like, no way.

And they all want to, like, commission you. And I'm like, I don't know if it works that way. That's just sort of does what she wants to do. That's not the way it works. You have to be invited. I'm like, you got to be her. I'm not jealous because I have my own. Yeah.

It's like, you got to be her friend for like 12 years. And then you're good. Exactly. Then you're in. So I just wanted you to know how well that's been received around here. It's been great. I think it might be the only one in existence. I've never seen an all blizzard quilt before.

Oh, it's got to be the only one. I think it is. Somebody called Guinness. We got two Guinness things to report today. One is that quilt. Hey, anyway, let's get right to the recommendals here. Tom. Brian.

Hey, Brian, you've got two of them. Brian's even harder to spell. Yeah, it's a little harder. I have two today. Let's start with the first one. This is a movie. It's actually a documentary. What?

Whoa. You watched a documentary. Don't worry. I'll make up for it with a second recommend. All right, excellent. Here you go. I love documentary, so hopefully I'll like this one. Here we go.

If I agree to go to London and if I agree to do it all over the U.S., if I agree to do it in China, how am I not going to go do it in Cuba? Where my ancestors are from, where my family's from. If anywhere there is to go is to take it to the people who need it the most. You're not going to make an impact of any kind. This is going to come The two and a half hours They're going to finish

You're going to leave Cuba The same as when you arrive Perhaps even worse You know why? Possibly Because they got a taste of it Yeah, a little bit of a taste Of a freedom that they will never see again

I'm scared for you But at the same time I think it's a good opportunity For the people there to see You know to have a chance That sounds like a Cuban A Cuban thing It is the thing they're talking about

out is a performance of rent. The movie is called Revolution Rent. This is an HBO original documentary. It's actually released way back in 2019 at a documentary film festival, but in April of this year, HBO documentary films got distribution rights and released it on June 15th on HBO Max. This is the story of Andy Signor Jr., who played Angel

in the Broadway version of the one that had Daphne Rubin Vega had Anthony Rabb had the guy from the Flash whose name I can't remember but anyway he played Angel in that

and since then he's he's traveled around the world as you hear like going to China and London and places like that to help local performance groups put on a performance. Well, Cuba's a lot is different because of course

the revolution and the tenuous relationship with America and the tenuous relationship between the government and its people. It's a lot harder. This actually was the first, this performance of rent

was the first American musical ever ever performed in Cuba. And so it's like, you know, a big milestone for that. So it follows him going down to Cuba and recruiting or auditioning and things like that. It's really, really good.

It's really sweet. And I kind of wanted it to go a little deeper than it did. But you know what? It went just fine as far as like the level of depth that went into. You watch this, you forget that Cuba, man, they're still driving around old cars down there. like old 60s, 50s and 60s looking cars down there. Vintage, yeah, right? Yeah. But then you're driving down these...

Far collectors are drooling to get to them. Totally. But then you're, you know, driving down these city streets that have been decimated by bombs and stuff like that. That it's just, you know, the poverty level. And it's such a... It's such a difficult place to kind of put something like this on. But it is... So the movie is Revolution Rent.

It's a really, really good documentary. following what this guy does. And it's just going to make you feel good inside when you watch this movie and see what happens. This is interesting, this Andy Signore guy. Yeah, yeah. His filmography is really interesting because he's got a bunch of acting credits

kind of random and sporadic video game stuff and TV stuff up until 2008, and then it's all been play stuff, stage and rent, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. But prior to that, he's got like these additional crew credits for uh as loop group i don't know what that is it must be a specific job on set um but for harry potter and the sorcerer stone for max kebill's big movie for spy kids for holes like loop group yeah what's a loop group i don't know some of these are additional voices as this credit so maybe it's something

to do with voicing or or post-production uh vo or something i don't know i don't know we are just a cool interesting weird career uh that sounds good i'll watch that that's a now officially on my list. I like stuff like that. So good. It's really, really good. All right. Number two, any set up here? Number two. So as good as you feel watching Revolution Rent, prepare to let that all get washed away as you watch my second recommendal. Make it feel like crap.

No, no. This will still make you feel good, but it'll be like, I can't believe I'm watching this. Wow. All right. It's a TV series. Here you go. The last time we saw these bakers, Here we go. They began a descent into mystery. Of course, that's about this.

And buttercream. It's a buttermilk. I did know those were different. Six dramatically lit teams. Oh, boy. Scoured for clues. Hey, guy, what is it? Looks like a radar kind of decking.

And attempted to recreate a mystery dessert. Oh, my God. A red velvet cake. Yellow cake. Black forest cake. You don't want us to eat the ascertain? No. Some achieve sweet, sweet victory.

Emma and Leslie. While others violated food safety. standards. Egg. Mm-hmm. Raw. I didn't think about that. So right now.

One team was left out to cool. Holy shit. We're in trouble. Hell knows what could happen. It's a recipe for madness. It's okay. It's okay. And probably hide.

Or whatever's going on there. So that sounds like, what's his name? It's definitely not a British bake show. It is definitely not. That is Joel, that is Joel McHale. That is a new reality show called Kitchen Crime Scene that combines the love of British Bakeoff with CSI, I guess. Basically, you've got pairs of bakers who go into a kitchen that's been set up and look for to try and decide what was recently baked in that kitchen. So they've got, you know, pie tins sitting in the sink or they've got ingredients that are left open.

But they might even have just crumbs on the table and they've got to look at, figure out what those crumbs are. It is, it is weirdly entertaining. And I wouldn't be watching it if it weren't Joel Mikhail hosting it because he's as sarcastic about the whole thing as anybody watching. it should be. I get it. That's good. I think that actually helps me have any interest because otherwise that structure of the, even the trailer sounded or the.

Yeah. If it weren't, right, if this was just another Fox series, another Fox reality show of like, all right, with even that description, I'd be like, nah, not interested. But you put Joel Mikhail, who is constantly going up to the teams, tasting their food, being sarcastic about it. It's actually kind of, it's kind of entertaining. It is a guilty pleasure kind of show. It is very entertaining.

This is its first season. It's actually currently in production or currently, you know, shooting. And it's only four episodes have been released. So, but it's one of these things where it's like, well, yeah, I'm not waiting to see if they stick the landing. You can pretty much guess what it's going to be week after week. But it is amazing, like, how different these teams, you know, they find buttercream and a square cake pan. and the different things that they come up with that could have been used or those things could have been used to make. It's actually kind of a clever concept, one that I would have ignored had it not been for Joel McHale.

It's also got Curtis Stone, who's the Australian chef, whose body is slowly starting to swallow his head. I mean, he was like, you see early pictures of Curtis Stone and then look at Curtis Stone now. It's like his, you know, his neck is getting shorter and shorter and shorter. He's just peeking out of there now. It's just barely making it out. You know, it's, it's something to do while you're waiting for the next British bakeoff, basically. All right. It sounds all right.

It's all right. I forgot I was muted. Sorry. Oh. What were you going to say? muted i'm talking and i'm like oh i didn't even say we missed it i wasn't looking at your screen eva came in yeah yeah eva came in to tell me that she's very upset that i took away her ipad oh oh why did what's what happened there what's what was the deal uh she just threw it a massive

fit yesterday while we were out and i'm like okay yeah i'm i got a resetter she's super delayed no you're back you're good now it's just like a slow delay it's weird weird it catches like right now you're fine but then it's probably yeah yeah it's probably because Mateo's playing fortnight oh it could be that I don't know it could be that you guys are on the old dial-up or something uh well all right no no worries uh so that looks crime scene crime scene kitchen it's on Hulu and uh oh it's on Hulu it's on Hulu and it's it's airing on TV first and then showing up on Hulu the next day Okay. One of those deals.

All right. Here is mine. This is a Netflix series. Okay. And it's not new. And I've also seen it already, but I'm re-watching it so that I can catch up to season four. Because I love it so much, I had no problem watching it over again. And anyway, I'm not going to give any more hints than that.

Here you go. God is in all his churches. Your God's love is not unconditional. He does not love us. and he does not love you. I have done his bidding. My life's work is in his name. Your life's work makes him puke.

I am the bishop of Greshit. Your God knows that we wouldn't be here without you. This is all your fault, isn't it? She was a witch. Lies in your house of God. no wonder he has abandoned you but we love you we love you we couldn't be here without you okay guesses brian Nicole is this is this orange is the new black no no those are not seen no I have a guess but only because I saw somebody post in the chat room I never would have

got it without seeing because I haven't seen this but but I knew you watched it and I knew this is something that you would watch about you Nicole any guesses I same way at Castlevania oh it is very well well you're well said yeah if you saw in the chat you probably got it I'm rewatching Castlevania's because I haven't seen so I haven't seen the latest season but I got as far as finishing two and I loved every second of it but then I just got behind so when I was going to go fire this up. I went, you know what? These aren't like, this isn't a terribly long series. In fact, the first season's only like, what is it, six episodes, not even that, maybe four. It's really short. I'm just going to rip through these again because I really enjoyed it

the first time. So I did. And it's awesome. I have to say that this trend of video games turned into anime style, you know, short stories or series on streaming services is one of my favorite current trends. I love it. I love that Mortal Kombat thing that was on HBO. That was great. They've announced the sequel to that, which is super exciting. In fact, it turned out to be my favorite Mortal Kombat thing besides the games. It's better than any of the movies ever were. And that includes that new live action movie. This is really high quality stuff. It's not just simply, you know, anime imported or whatever. It's got this really cool, not only animation and art style, but amazing voice work and incredible writing. The whole show is being run by Warren Ellis.

And Warren Ellis, Brian will know, as a very renowned comic book writer. Yeah. Known for all sorts of really cool stuff in, you know, both Marvel, D.C. and his own stuff on the side or independently. Just an amazing writer in comics. And he's running the show. And you can tell. It's definitely got kind of his tone. Um, the acting's amazing. You've got Richard Armitage as your main, uh, Trevor Belmont character. You know him from the, uh, the Hobbit movies. He was, um, what was the name of the Hobbit that he played?

They're not Hobbit, but the, uh, dwarf. He played, uh, Thoren, the main, the main dwarf Thorin. Oh. He's very, very good. James Callis, BSGs, uh, is in this. He plays, uh, Alicard, which is a very cool character. You don't get to see him until later in the series or, uh, first season. And just a whole bunch of amazing actors. Bill Nye's in this.

We all love him. Great voice actors across the board. Anyway, they just sort of kill it. Oh, Jason Isaacs is in this. He's great in it. He was just a crossword puzzle question for me this last weekend. Oh, very nice. I think it's one of my favorite shows on Netflix, like straight up.

I love it that much. And it's bloody and it's dark. And it's, you know, it's what you expect out of something like Castlevania. But they really do a great job of, sort of homage to the original game series, but also just make it feel new and fresh and kind of stand on its own. And I highly recommend it. And again, this is just part of my rewatch. I'm not even to the new content yet. So I'll get there. I'll finish that. That will supposedly finish out this run. And then they just announced they've got more coming, but it'll be like, it won't be

Trevor's story. It'll be something else, which is probably good because that's how the games did it. It was never, you know, for a while it was about Trevor Belmont. For a while, it was about Simon Belmont. this whole Belmont house thing spans ages and they sort of, you know, stick around that stuff. It's just very, very cool and lots of vampire shit and the fights are awesome. The animation's great. It's just totally my kind of animated thing. And I think people enjoy it if you haven't checked it out. So don't, I guess what I'm saying is we are now entering an age where if you see a name like

Castlevania on this or the upcoming Splinter Cell or I think there's a Far Cry one coming, a couple other game-based anime-ish things coming to Netflix. There's the Borderlands movie coming. Let me know when they've got Catamari-Demasey. I'll let you know. I'll let you know. I think that's probably not happening, but when it does. I'd be all in.

You're the guy I'm calling that day. I'm going to let you know when I hear about that. Anyway, it's all on Netflix. Go check it out at Thrad. All right, Nicole, what did you bring? Am I laggy again? Do you need a reset me? Yeah, I'm going to do you a little change.

I need to leave. here let's go to the uh let's go back to the western united states hold on here and let's uh i can disconnect and reconnect no it's not yeah i think it's going to happen no matter what all right here we go okay now we're on the west again go ahead all right uh i wanted to ask you uh your thoughts on the boerlands movie coming out um i have really low expectations mainly because the director like in the basement low yeah it's pretty low the actors in that thing are are cool like we've seen the people in it that's it's a big deal yeah yeah i mean look at that look who you got showing up for heaven heart okay well he's the he's bottom of the barrel as far as i'm concerned you got kate blanchette

you got uh jack black kevin hart uh jamie le curtis for some reason just called jimangi in um pandora sure why not um yeah right but it's i would rather them do a anime like a cartoon movie of it i would too that's my whole point i think it's dumb to make these feature live action movies. I mean, do them, I guess, whatever, but a series would be so much better. And Eli Roth is a bad director. There, I said it. He's terrible. So, he shouldn't be making this movie. Anyway.

Wow. Have you seen, have you guys seen any of his movies? They're all bad. Hostile and bad. Not that they're not, I mean, they're hostile and cabin in the wood, or, uh, no, cabin fever. That was it. Kevin fever, yeah. They're great premises

for horror movies and they're not even original premises, but they're good. And they, and they're good, it's a good backdrop for good horror movies, but the acting and the directing is terrible. They're so bad. Yeah. So, my, I love Warland so much that I'm on purpose setting my expectations like really, really, really, really low.

Really. Are you excited about that? You kind of have to, right. Are you excited about that tiny Tina? That's what I'm saying. Are you excited about that tiny Tina based wonderlands thing they're making? Did you hear about that? No.

Oh, you missed that at E3, did you? Oh. Yeah, I didn't really. Listen, this thing looks like your jam because basically it's borderlands and fantasy world and somehow Tiny Tina is involved. And is it the older Tiny Tina or the younger Tiny Tina? Younger Tiny Tina. Okay, I'm in. Same voice actress.

I don't like older Tiny Tina. But yeah, like it's a very, it's, I've watched that trailer and went, oh, well, Nicole's going to lose her mind. She's going to love this. I'll look for it then. Tend to be losing her mind. All right. So I have two those recommendals for you. All right.

Here's the first one. All right. I'm going to click this one here for the world to hear. Here we go. Enjoy. Wait. It's not playing. Here we go.

Now it is. It's very quiet. Hold on. Don't go, hon. Hon. You just... You've never called me that. I have.

I have called you that. Oh? Call me Hun then. What is this? What is this? Newborn to 18 years. Can't do it. I bet you could if it was a job, though, right?

Hey, it's got Richard, what's his name? I like that guy. $1,575 to call me, hon. Three-way split. It's $5.25 each. I don't want to do it that way this time. All right. So what do we got here? I cannot tell. We watched this and I completely forgot to recommendle it. It's funny. We watched it specifically so I used

of recommendals and we forgot. That's Cagillionaire. This is Cagillionaire. Streaming on HBO. This is a movie I've kind of had my sights on for a while. You heard very low voice of Evan Rachel Wood. Why is she way down here? What's her deal? Didn't really recognize her. So it's a family of con artists. And there's the trailer for it actually has Richard Jenkins talking about everybody to be a cajillionaire, but I just want to skim. And so they've raised Evan Rachel Wood, her character, her name is, what the hell is her name again? It's old dolio or old dolio.

Old dolio. Old dolio. And you're like, what in the world? Why is she named old? dolio and you find out so and I'm not going to give that away um and they they are constantly scheming constantly scamming uh I until I pulled up this clip did not realize that Deborah Winger is the mother right yeah I didn't either yeah didn't recognize her at all until like we we didn't know until the credits were rolling and then both Tina and I went oh my God That's Debra Winger. Yeah.

Look at Richard Jenkins, dude. I freaking love that guy. He can do no wrong for me. Yeah. So on one of their scam things where they won a trip and they meet Gina Rodriguez, her character. She's Jane the Virgin. Yep, Shane the Virgin. And for whatever reason, she gets involved.

Like, I was like, why are you, hey, like, why are you putting yourself in this weird situation? but that's that's the the story their involvement with her and the schemes that they do and old dolios i can't i can't believe you have to say her name i mean she was treated as an adult since she was a child and that's what you heard you know they split their deals three ways always um and it's just i mean it's a dark comedy there's some funny moments but it's really sad um so does it buggy that she talks like that the whole time because that's Evan Rachel Will doesn't normally go hey guys what's going on we're gonna be like it's really low I don't know get used to it pretty quick yeah doesn't feel like she's forcing that then that'd be good no if not all right no it's clear she has some some trauma

yeah and that yeah it's a I don't know it's sad yeah great let's watch the sad movie I'm excited It's good. It is, it's really good. Yeah. Did you guys like it? We did. Yeah. It's funny. Like I said, we were going to, I don't know why I forgot to recommend it. I think it was, there was a bunch of things we saw that week, and I forgot to write it down my list. Great Don holio. Don holio. Very unusual name. So, you want my butthole. Oh, wow. Hey, you know, they're redoing that. I can't wait for that. Are they really? Yeah. They're getting. a, what's his name? Judge. Mike Judge is doing a whole new series of views and butt heads.

Pretty excited. All right. Well done. Now you said you had a number two there. I have a number two. All right. Here you go. This is a documentary series.

Very uplifting and fun. Well, I like those. Here we go. I'm going to hit play. Maybe it'll work this time. Here we go. Okay. Nope.

There we go. All right. There are a. lot of movies about penguins. Then there's these birds. Meet the endangered African penguins. Every summer, they descend on Simons Town, South Africa. These birds are taking over this town.

With full VIP access. In this place, they are... gods. They have six months to choose a partner, stake acclaim, and make more penguins. Dude, they're clumsy buggers, these things,

falling on everything. What is this? It looks great. I heard Pat and Oswald talking. What is this? Yep, that's Pat and Oswald. This is Penguin Town on Netflix, and isn't this a documentary?

I mean, it's a nature documentary. Sure, sure. They follow these birds. They... These aren't active. and penguin costumes, right? Nope. But they make it fun.

Like, there's, I don't know, they give them personalities by how they describe what they're doing. They actually give each couple, you know, names. So you have the, the, the, the, the, uh, bolvvigures or whatever, and they're under a bush and the culverts and they're in a culvert. And they follow these penguins in this town in, in South Africa. and there are thousands of penguins that come to this town. I mean, literally the town is just taken over by penguins. And they're there for six months. And you get to follow the adventures of these little penguins.

And it's actually very sweet. Where do they go after the six months? Do they go back somewhere? I don't, I didn't get that far yet. Oh, it's a whole series. They're put on hiatus until. I'm guessing they're going back to a colder place. I don't know.

Okay. But they're there and it's hot. Did you, there's a... Did you ever watch a show called Mirkat Manor? Oh, we did. Yeah. No, but I think it's along the same lines. I was going to say, right, because they had like they, you know, they study these merecats,

but they also gave them names and like, it kind of sounds a lot like this where they're like, all right, the Joneses are still in their little dugout, but they're coming out to bark at a lion or whatever. Totally. Yeah. If that's what this is like. like, I will gladly happily watch this. You're so hooked on that show.

It's just like that. But with penguins, and in that clip, they took out the part that, of course, my son heard. And it said, these are the African penguins,

also known as the jackass penguins. And my son said, can I say jackass? Like, jackass penguins. What are they calling that? I wonder what that, because they're so goofy.

Yeah. They poop in the hardware store toilets? I don't know. They launched themselves in the air in a porta potty. Is that why? Right. Yeah. Got it. Jackass 4 coming, by the way. A little commercial

there for Jackass 4 in theaters. It's the 90s all over again. Beavis and Butthead, Jackass. Bring it back. We're ready. All right. I'll watch this for sure. This looks, where is this showing? This is on Netflix. Okay. Easy to get then.

Yeah, we're totally watching that. Check it out. Very cool. Great recommendations this week, man. Lots of stuff I want to see. And, you know, whether any of you see my little fun little vampire show, well, I'll be up to you. Be up to you. Nicole is always putting this stuff up on Twitter as well.

Nicole Spag on Twitter. So follow her and you'll find out what we talked about if you don't remember from us saying it verbally. Nicole, have a fantastic week. Bye. See ya. What did your daughter get grounded from? I forgot what she said. What was she grounded from?

She got grounded from something? Oh, Ava did. David did, yeah. Do you remember what that was? What did she get grounded from? Oh, the iPad. Oh, the iPad. That was it.

Yeah. Well, I just wanted to give her a little shout out, Ava. We hope you get your iPad. I hope you and your iPad are soon reunited. Yep. I mean, what will it do without you? It's got to happen. All right.

That's it for today's guests, and they were great. So hats off to them for being rad. And now we dive into either, well, some of you may hate to hear this. I don't know. Do you really want to hear me swear a lot? That's the question. Do you want to hear me cuss more than I've ever cuss? I mean, is it more than the usual Jamie Resident Evil mashup?

Yes, yes, 100%. So Jamie put this one together. This is part five of the Resident Evil playthrough. And I will say it was not the scariest session, but it had moments that pissed me off so bad because they were either difficult or there's this weird mini-game marble thing you have to do in that game. It's a long story.

But they were easy until they weren't. And then when they weren't, I thought I was going to kill somebody. Oh, my gosh, they're pissing me off so bad. Really? Okay. Yeah. Seems like a weird thing to put in your Resident Evil game, but okay. And Jamie claims this is his favorite, his favorite thing he's ever edited together from this. Oh, of course we got to hear this then.

Yeah, so apparently that's what you're going to get. Enjoy this, I guess, for whatever it's worth. This is part five of me playing Resident Evil. He calls this file, Swear Jar. Okay. Enjoy. This is the worst chicken. Just kill the chicken, Scott.

I'm trying. Oh, my gosh. F the chicken. What is this? Oh, no. Get him in the balls. Torso flask. Shit, objection.

Oh. We just spawned three dicks. Shitty chicken. Come here, you little shit. No, I eff the village. The village can eat my wiener. Gunpowdy. Uh, oh shit.

Oh, shit. What is this? Why is the stupid thing? That's so dumb. I'm blue. I think I'm a guy. Do do, do, do, do. Oh, shit.

Judge of that! Oh, the boob is in my face. I knew it. Oh, shit. I didn't say him. I didn't say him. Shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, gosh, dang it. He's such a dick. Oh, shit. Damn it. Dick. Oh, gosh, dang it. Shit, monkeys. What the frick was that?

That's some bullshit. What am I supposed to do, John? Yeah, that's true. Shit. Uh, uh, uh, uh, nowhere to go. John, there's no one to go. Ah! Shit!

Oh! Oh! It's behind me! Son of a bitch. Goat bullshittery. Shit. What is that? What is that?

Shit balls. Oh, you dumb bitch! All right. Wow. My goodness. Has a little metal ball ever been called that in the history of the game line until right now? I think I may have had Tourette's right there. I don't know how that came out.

That harsh. Get in the hole, get in the hole. You dumb, dumb, piece of shit. Okay. Ah, you piece of shit. Trolley, dick. You dirty piece of shit. Oh, my gosh, dude.

What do I not get if I don't get this? Something to sell. That's it. Yeah. Oh! No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I get it. This game can F off.

How mad would you be? Son of a bitch! Sorry. How mad would I be if they came in right now? I might leave home. That's how about it. Oh, no, I can't see. Carter. They brought me a swear jar.

Thanks. Can you guys hear me swear it up there? No! Son of the bitch! Oh, that sucks so bad. Oh, go back. Go back. Not so far! Get down there. Get down there. Get down there. Get on there. Get on there. Did I do it?

You did it. Oh, my gosh, dude. I'm glad I got to see that. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Can they hear you upstairs? I think the neighbors can even hear you. Yeah, I get so loud. There's no way. I mean, if you're within, you know, 12 feet of the house, you probably hear me yelling. Yeah.

I mean, whatever, it was frustrating. I get this way about very, like, I remember swearing that hard when I was playing Meat Boy back in the day, Super Meat Boy. Yeah. That game still to this day, one of the most frustrating experiences ever. But, yeah, that marble game, if anyone's listening who made that little mini game in Resident Evil, your marble game sucks. Sucks. It's no turtle make it to the water is what you're saying. Oh, it's worse.

Well, at least that's easy, right? Like, this thing was so, it's one of, you know, those things where you got a marble and you got to turn the table to get it to go to the right maze and it's like a labyrinth kind of thing. It's like that, but this big ornate, multi-level one made out of metal, it's all dark in there. And it's a little steely ball and you got to like turn the camera on the other side and you forget which button does what and gosh, dang it's brutal. Holy cow. Who's calling me? Hold on.

Spam risk. Should we find out who it is? Let's do this. Your social security number has come up. Hello? Hello, spam risk? They're not answering. That's too bad.

We could add some fun with it. Yes. All right, let's get out of here. In the Russia, the crank calls come to you. Yeah, we don't prank anybody. I'll just call it. That's right. All right, we're out of here.

Thank you for joining us, everybody. We appreciate it. Thanks for your support at patreon.com. slash TMS. And thanks for all your emails. I got a bunch. I got to get to and have actually read on the show. I keep asking for them, but I've been reading them less. So don't worry. Just a little bit of backlog. The morning stream at gmail.com. Brian, let's, oh, before, let's see, DTNS today. What else? That's actually it for me. I think, yeah, tomorrow's core. So anything going on with you? You want to mention for the show? Not with me. I do have a coverville tomorrow, but we'll

talk about that tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, that's it. We're basically between seasons on everything else. So all that stuff, soundography, A&P, coming back soon. But for right now, it's Coverville and bicycling and freelance right now. One big project that I just wish it would end. I just wish it would end. I think I know the one you're talking about. You do know the one, yes. That's it. Thank you all for joining us. Brian, why don't you play a song? before we get out. Sure. Jersey Tom wrote in and said,

Dear Scotch tape and boxes, after over 20 years of fighting the New Jersey traffic and high cost of living, my family and I are jumping in a moving truck and headed down I-95 to Florida. Now I'll be a Florida man. I'm saving a podcast for the drive. So hope to hear the request.

Thanks for everything you guys do. And can I get a hunk scream? Oh, yeah. I just had that up. the other day, yesterday, in fact, didn't I? Yeah, he did. Well, let's play it right now. Here's the real one, the good one, with the guy.

Where to go? Here it is. There you go. Enjoy. Never gets less funny. It's always great. Thanks, all the best. Jersey soon to be Florida, Tom.

Nice. His request was Moving Out by Billy Joel, a cover of Moving Out or anything moving related. Oh, why go, why veer from the top right there. Let's go to that one. Moving Out by Billy Joel, covered on a few different things. This one is a fun live cover from The Pale Pacific. They released an album or an EP in 2010 called There Is a Cover Song.

Here is their cover, the Pale Pacific's cover of Moving Out, Anthony's song by Billy Joel. All right, that'll do it for us. Thank you all for being here. We look forward to seeing it tomorrow, so come on back now, you hear. One, nine, three, four. Anthony works at a grocery store, saving his pen to someday. Mama Leon, he left the nun in the door, she said, Sonny move out. to the country

because what can do I can give you a heart attack you want to know you want to know who needs an outside attack attack decide or you can't forget my life

and it seems to waste of time that's what I saw about on the effects of the nothing I'm moving out I'm moving out I'm moving out

All right here we go, back in singers Sergeant O'Leary is walking the beat In night he becomes a bartender said Mr. Katjutorik down the Sullivan Street across in the Madical Center But he's treated in his step before the channel And I'm like, Gag, Gag, Gag, Gag, Gag,

you want to know a lot of this with the broken back is that all you get from your money seems to waste of time if that's what it's all about

honey and thoughts moving up then I bringing up. Because you should never argue with the crazy You want to know What are you to know Playing the sand with the overtime

Because I don't you get for your money Since the two days of time If that's when it's all about Honey, that's enough to I'm Nice! That's

Kevin Whelan, everyone Tracy Puck Tursa Archer That Tursa Archer is hot This is a song That was a hit for us Back in the 80s This show is part of the Frog Pants Network

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