The Morning Stream - TMS 2145: The Venus de Nipple

Episode Date: July 19, 2021

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Wrappa! It's my animality. This is the Morning Stream. This is the Morning Stream. puts the lotion in the basket. Good morning, everybody. Welcome back to TMS, the morning stream. My wife just brought me, thank you, dear.

That was very nice. Where'd you go so fast? CVS, wow. So listen to this. This is how you know you've got a real team player marriage going on. Yeah. These stupid pills I'm on, they give me, like, they slow your digestion. It's a long story.

but as a result i get heartburn kind of easy and last night we had what was it brown monkey chicken what is it called butter chicken whatever it is we had some we had some curry okay okay all right yeah boy howdy does the curry give me the heartburn so we're all out of normally yeah yeah this true so we're all out of these like uh you know anti heartburny things so she ran over there to cvs and got me a value size pack of them isn't that it's like the generic brand of tums. Yeah, that's basically it. And it's value-sized from CBS Health, compares to active ingredients in Tums. Nice. All right. Anyway, sorry that opening, opening audio thing. Yeah. That kid clearly thinks that Wampas are a Pokemon character that just says its own name. Yeah. Like Groot. Yeah. Wampa. I may have

done a little editing there, but yeah, he's a, that kid's got it going on. Anyway, hey, I wonder where he is today. So, sorry, we opened the show weird, but Kim showed up right when the show open. Let's get into it, Brian. It's TMS. He's Brian, I'm Scott. We're going to do a little show here. It's Monday.

Welcome back to the show, everybody. July 19th, 2021. Thank you for all the nice birthday wishes over the weekend. I had a lovely time. Except I think I caught a cold or something at the pool. And now I've got this, like, swollen little throaty thing right here. Now, did you drink pool water at that? any point during your like doing laps like do you do laps with your mouth wide open uh with mouth

wide open no i went uh i went under a bunch you know sure because you go under and this is one of those pools that's not chlorinated it uses the um the salt method you know oh okay yeah the sauce supposed to be just as good or better and better for your skin and all that i don't know if any that's true i just know i got in there and uh everyone else is fine but i got the worst sore throat right here just killing me and that's the only thing i've done that would have i could have been anywhere that had anything i don't think it's a covidy thing uh maybe i know i don't know sure it's not i have no idea um but uh for now it sucks so yeah what a great morning i wake up with a horrible sore throat got a little bit of a cough get these uh you know the need for some antacid tablet

tablets or some kind of old fart like it's going great it's going great thanks for asking everyone welcome welcome to 52 it's going great let me ask something. Did you receive a package from me over the weekend? It's right here. It's going to tell everybody about it. Check this out. Oh, and you opened it prior to on air. Yes, because I didn't realize. I opened it. I went, oh, who's, this is awesome. What's this? I'm not even paying attention. Totally didn't even pay attention. But I'm going to open the box box here. Because once I saw the title, I went, oh crap, this is from Brian. I shouldn't open this yet. That's right. I got from Brian from my birthday. It's not a handmade wow quilt.

No, no, but it'll do it in a pitch. So let me tell me what we got here. Dream decoder, 60 cards to unlock your unconsciousness. Now, this seems prescient, given that I'm always having weird dreams and asking Brian to help me make sense of them. So, let's open this for the first time. By the way, can we compare, let's compare your dreams to my dreams for a second. Normally, I tell you, it's like, I usually don't remember them. I had one last week that I actually remember.

Oh, okay. And there is no, I mean, I'm sure there's probably. some weird significance to this, but it is a ridiculous, a ridiculous dream, especially a ridiculous dream to have and wanted to remember. I dreamed I was, I don't even know where I was, walking around somewhere, and I saw Jeff Garland from Kirby Enthusiasm and the Goldbergs. Oh, I like him, yeah. And he was all skinny.

Oh, geez. And I went up to him, I said, dude, you look great. You've lost so much weight. How'd you do it? And he said, diet and exercise, my friend, diet and exercise. That was the dream. And that's the extent of the dream. I love your dream.

Why Jeff Garland? Why my dream, my subconscious, couldn't come up with a better answer for how Jeff Garland lost all that weight. So maybe, you know, put that in your new cards and figure it out. No kidding. That's the other, that's my, I don't know if that's the one. Find the Jeff Garland card and sue it. But like, here's an example. Um, if you, if you ever had a paralysis dream, Brian, where you, where you couldn't move.

Uh-huh. That's happened to you? Okay. Um, no. Maybe. No? Okay. How about, um, let me give me this one.

How about being unprepared? No, my dreams I like to move it, move it. Oh, okay. You like to move it. How about being unprepared? Move it. Is that the thing you felt is unprepared in your dream? Yes, okay.

Being unprepared frequently. Okay. Let me give you the low down here. So they've got an image on the card. It's a dude looking unprepared at a test or something. Uh-huh. Yeah, he's not naked, which is usually where I am. I'm naked and unprepared.

Naked and unprepared is a terrible... New reality show from Fox, naked and unprepared. Watch out coming this fall. So it says this. This is a top 10 dream. Okay. Being unprepared for an exam or important event or taking and failing a test suggests you are meeting... So, excuse me, you aren't meeting the standards you've set for yourself.

It may appear in the dream that you're being judged by teachers, instructors, or interviewers, but in reality it's just you judging yourself harshly you may lack self-esteem as well as being worried that you are falling short of other's expectations your dreaming mind uh want you to feel more confident and live life on your own terms and so on so i think that that's what they're telling you there brian that's what they're telling you i believe it i believe i set very high standards for myself so uh now they're impossible to meet i'm a i'm a harsh i'm a harsh boss Me too, I'm the worst. Here we go.

This is a fun one. Nudity. You're just talking about naked and unprepared. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. What does that mean? Well, this is also a top 10. It means you're very proud of your schwan.

This lady. A lady's shown a little. Oh, it's a Venus. It's Venus on stage. Yeah, he's got a little nipple. It's an Adobe Illustrator 2.3. Yep. Yeah, big time.

And she's showing some nippy nip. Anyway, being naked or nude or partially clothed is a strong indicator of feeling vulnerable in your waking life. Oh. Perhaps you're hiding something for not being true to who you really are. You might feel anxious that others will see through your disguise. Or you might be trying to impress but afraid that you'll cause disappointment.

The dream may be highlighted or may be highlighting attention on the one hand. You want to be completely honest and open with people. On the other, you're afraid that if you do reveal your true feelings or personality, you'll be ridiculed or exposed

as a fraud. No. Nude. Anyway, these are awesome. I love them. They're great. Let me know when you find divvying up Johnny Depp to feed to the UN or whatever it was that you had. Or your head on a chair. Like, I don't see these.

Right. Yes, my severed head on a chair talking. They've got a lot in here, though. Wow. One of them is a cell phone, dreaming about cell phones. One of them is dreaming about icons for some reason. Oh, icons. Sorry, social media.

That's what it is. Social media. Deceased people visiting you, superhero powers. I had this dream that I couldn't figure out what the Discord logo is supposed to be. Yeah, exactly. Oh, wait, there is a disembodied. All right, let's try this one. Oh, body parts.

Okay, that counts. You had your head's a body parts, yes. All right, let's see what that is real faster. Body parts are present, sorry, body parts represent aspects of your personal identity and the clue to the meaning, or sorry, And the clue to their meaning lies. Oh, meaning lies. Sorry. And the clue to their meaning lies and the associations you have with specific body parts.

So you might be... All right. It was a head in my case. Yeah, it says if you dream of teeth. Let's see, skin, hair, nails, trying to find head. Aren't we all? Yeah, I'm trying. And that's the cards, everybody.

Enjoy. Enjoy that. So I'm going to put those over here. There's a little booklet with it, but I love this. And I love how it's all illustrated like a freaking airline escape. I know. It does look like, yeah, like what to do in case of an emergency. Throw a naked Venus on stage and put your head between your legs.

Absolutely perfect is a gift. So thank you very much. That was very nice of you to do that. How did you find this? You search for this or what? No, we were in, of all places, we were in pottery barn. and saw this on was a pottery barn

crate and barrel Creighton barrel Sounds like a thing they'd have Sure Yeah we were in Creighton barrel We were looking for

Some some glassware Or something I don't know And I saw that And I said Oh well There's Scott's present

Right there I mean it was It was like Like a whole table Of stuff Right Of gifts Whatever

And I said Oh my God There's Scott's Present Right there And Tina's like What And she sees

I'm looking At this table full of stuff and she's like scanning oh that yeah of course it has to be that she figured out immediately it wasn't the decanter or the coffee creamer uh

horror of them sure sure not normally my jam but this totally my jam that's right whiskey rocks no it was none of that stuff so anytime we have dreams on the show and we got to discuss them we'll address the cards and see if there's anything exactly consult the cards we need a um we'll need a

we need a music bet like a heart playing oh yeah that's not bad that's not bad just TMS decodes your dreams in the year 2000 remember that actually that might be a good one too for like on a Thursday when Wendy can't make it

we'll just give people tell us their dreams and we'll decode them yeah we'll just give people bad and terrible advice that day that's a great idea put all your money into your favorite Patreon now speaking of pools so not only did I cash It's probably a little cold or whatever this is going on.

Yeah. I think I also caught a glimpse of a man's weener. Oh, no. Hopefully this was in the locker room and not in the pool itself. I wish. It was in the pool itself. Now, I didn't tell my kids. My kids were there, two of my kids.

Carter and Nick were there. Nick's girlfriend was there. Kim was there and I was there. And I didn't tell anybody because A, it wasn't 1,000% sure that I saw what I think I saw. But B, I don't want to ruin it. and everyone else's day, right? Just the reminder that everybody's floating around in there with their bits, you know? It's just a, it's not great.

It's just a thin layer of cloth and maybe some mesh between you and other people's bits. Yeah, that's exactly right. So there's a guy there, short, stocky man, with kind of tight trunks on, you know, the swimming trunks, as they call them. I hate that term, trunks. It's so lame. Trunks. Ugh, I don't like it.

It's like, well, it's a. I don't like bathing suit. I don't like that either. I don't like any of it. You're not bathing. It's not bathing suit. Swimming shorts. Swim suit.

My wife calls them swimming shorts or whatever. Are there any good names? There are no good names. There aren't any. Swimmers. Put on your swimmers. What do they say in the UK? I'm sure they've got, or Australia.

What do they say, there's got to be some better name that they call those things in another country? bathing costume Yeah, that's true bathing costume I don't know what to call it Swimmy My wife calls him swimmingies She does she likes that

But I don't like that Smugglers Yeah it's annoying Aquatic drag Pool pants I like aquatic drag That's really good Kazi now there we go

Well it's a little too close to Cozy Cozy Z Z Y short for swimming costume Because Australians can't say presence they have to say Prezies. Oh.

Same number of syllables, but... So what is Kazi short for then? Costume. Oh, costume. Oh, duh. Okay. All right. I get it now.

Oh, it's a Scottish term? I'll bet you anything, Claire, they say it in Australia, too, because that's... That's not bad. Put on your Kazi. Yeah. Marble bag. I like that, so Cal-Fadlad. It's not bad.

But an hammock. Anyway, so... Oh, Bermudas. That's not bad. Bermudas are, yeah. Yeah, but those are a certain kind of... That's very specific. Yeah, that's like saying a speedo.

You know what people mean when they say speedo, even though it's a brand, but you know what they mean. It's a little tight little undie-up thing. Well, anyway, this guy's wearing not a speedo, but not full-blown Bermuda, something in between. And I was swimming over there, you know, taking, just chilling, trying to enjoy myself.

And actually, I think the cold thing was starting to come on. So maybe I didn't get it at the place, but we got it some of us. Anyway, so I'm just kind of trying to enjoy myself. The sun's out. It's like 100 degrees, but it's later in the afternoon. And, you know, it's just, and there's not a ton of people there. It's kind of perfect conditions if you're going to go to a public pool. And I'm swimming along and I glance over at this guy and he's getting up and out of the pool.

And as he does so, he's got, you know, the weight of the water pulls, you know, kind of down on you. Yeah, yeah. Hike him up a little bit, you know, get a little coin slot going there. And so you got to pull him up. And he does this thing where I've seen women do it. where they take you two thumbs and you go up the side, around the front, pull out, and then snap. To hoist it up. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Like, and he did this. And he did it at such an angle that I had, I caught a three-quarter view of his man wiener. And I don't like that I saw it. So you didn't see, you couldn't tell if he was circumcised or not, but you were certainly able to see the, uh, the connection to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to, to the waste. Yeah, we saw the, we saw the President Taft, if you know what I'm saying. There you go. Yeah. It was in there, and it was not great. A wee. Now, who's the we in this?

Kim, too? I shouldn't say just me. Yeah, I'm the only one. I didn't even tell you about it. I didn't even tell Kim because I was just like, no. My first thought was, should I tell Kim? Should I tell Carter? No. My first thought was, should I save this and tell the story on TMS? Right. Why tell them when you can tell everybody and they'll, and they'll hear about it that way? Exactly. Now, made a lovely weekend. That happened. I got to hang out with some old friends. We haven't seen him forever for a little birthday brunch thing yesterday. Oh, cool. Riley and Lauren, we love them. They're great. We haven't seen them in a year. And it was great just seeing people doing all this fun stuff. But I know for a fact, I'm not the only one that had a decent weekend. Brian had all sorts of fun. So Brian, what'd you do? We did. Well, let's talk first about who I got to see this weekend. The Valentine's, JJ and Renee and the Valent twins, Maya and Zoe. were in town visiting friends and we had a chance to catch up with them yesterday took them out to

dinner and golden and walked around and their kids are so old now their kids grew up man i don't like it oh my god they are they're rambunctious and they are as adorable i think the only other time i've seen them i think was um really shortly after they were born at um when we were in atlanta for dragon con and i saw them there so that that tells you how long it's been since i've seen I've seen the kids These girls are old now They're old now And God they have the cutest hair

Like they've got The hair that just goes out and everywhere And they're running around They're climbing all over everything And Just had such a great time So so great to see all of them Yeah they're amazing

So that was cool And then the rest of the weekend Was all pokey all the time Basically this was Pokey Fest the five-year anniversary of Pokemon Go's release. Oh, weird. And every year they do this thing called Pokey Fest.

It's been in Chicago. I've been to it once when it was in Chicago. And the last couple years, of course, it's been re-formatted for the pandemic. And basically, it's just like a Pokemon dropping all over the place. You buy a ticket, and that gives you spawns that everybody else doesn't get. It's like a $5 ticket. It's nothing. Yeah.

And so you get these, you get spons all over the place, increased rates of shiny Pokemon, new Pokemon that haven't been released yet. It's, I don't know, it was a blast. A whole quest chain that you have to complete. So Tina and I went downtown. Our plan was, take the train downtown, walk around all downtown, because they actually did have some Poke Fest stuff going on. Oh, I should text you this photo we told.

It's kind of cool. They had a whole bunch of stuff going on downtown, and... And this is everywhere, right? Like every city had a thing, or was it... No, about maybe a dozen cities around the world had it. Okay. And there you go. I just texted you a photo.

A dozen different cities around the world had, like, cutouts and paintings and places where you could get visors and... and postcards and fans and things like that. And then you just kind of walk around. Like they've got all the, all the pokey stops are all lured up, so they're attracting more Pokemon. You're turning on your incense, so you're attracting more Pokemon that way.

We get, you know, between Tina and I, we probably got a dozen shinies that we didn't have before. And, I don't know, it was a blast. It was a really good time. Everybody's playing, having a really good time out there, And they have the people who are seeing all these weird Pikachu visors all over the place and saying, I think, I think it's that people are playing that old Pokemon Go game. Do people still play that?

That is the most common phrase. Oh, is that still a thing? Do people still play that game? Yeah. They sure as hell do, it turns out. Yeah. Turns out they do. Still 5 million active daily players or something?

That's pretty good. So it was great. We had a really good time. And then the plan was that we would take the train back, shower, change, and then go out for a mystery date. I had a mystery date planned for Tina. She didn't know what it was. Still doesn't know what it is. Because after dinner, we're walking into the car, getting ready to drive to this mystery date, which I wish I could say on the show, but she listens.

So I can't say it. You can't do that. Yeah. Can't get that away. I'll have to wait until it happens. Sure. But I get a call from the person who runs it, and she says, oh, yeah, the person who is running your thing tonight is actually on her way to the hospital. She's going to be fine, but she's just in a lot of pain, and so she's taking herself to the hospital.

So we're going to have to postpone your thing. Dang, dude. Your plan. It's like, oh, man, that stinks. But it worked out because we still had a really nice dinner, wouldn't you? a place called Sushi Rama. I thought this might

be a chain, but it's only just a local chain. There are three restaurants. And I've told you about my favorite ramen place in town, which is a place called Osaka Raman. We learned that this is a sushi place owned by the same chef.

And it's a sister restaurant. There are three locations in town, but it's basically a really long conveyor belt. And the chefs are in the back, making all different kinds of Pokemon, making all different kinds of sushi and putting it on different colored plates.

And so what happens is they come down the conveyor belt. And the first plate has a little sign on it that says California roll or spider roll or caterpillar roll. And then following it are three or four dome covered, relatively clear dome covered sushi plates, same color. And you just grab one of those, take the dome off. That keeps people from breathing on your sushi. It also keeps things kind of cool. Yeah. And at the very end, they count up your red plates and your green plates and your blue plates and your orange plates and charge you the appropriate amount.

That's great. It's cool because you get to try things that you normally wouldn't try because you see what it looks like. It's like, oh, that looks really good. I'm going to try that, even though it's, you know, flounder tongue. whatever and uh it was great it was really really good that's a cool way to to do that to handle the the uh i don't know just i don't know it's just different i've never had a situation place do that before and that's really cool yeah so um do you ever have it just like get all clogged up with stuff nobody wanted like the the conveyor belt's just full of shit nobody would eat we saw

the only thing that we saw that made it around a second time like everybody was was snatching stuff off this conveyor belt and it's funny because three-fourths of the conveyor Very Belt's path goes in front of people who are sitting bar style directly in front of it. So everybody can reach out and grab it. Right. But they also have two or three large tables that seat like six. But only the people on the end can reach the plates. So you're sitting there with your friends and you're saying, oh, no, grab me that one.

No, no, grab that one. Grab that one. No, it just went by. Damn it. Oh, no, get this one. You know, you're basically relying on two people to grab all the food for you. And I'm wondering if, like, if when you pay your tab, shouldn't you tip the people in your group who sat there and fed all the rest of you by grabbing all those plates? Yeah, like who's the, who's the tipper or who's the tip-e in this case?

Right, exactly. But the only thing that I saw that made it around, that actually made it around for a second time, and probably even a third, were just the cucumber rolls. It's basically seaweed, rice, and cucumbers in just a roll. I can't remember what that's called, but it's like Mosomaki or something like that. And nobody wanted any of that. Yeah, who wants that? It's basically all that is is a way to get your wasabi-soaked soy sauce into your mouth. Yeah, yeah.

That sounds right. Well, I'm jealous. I love a good new sushi thing. You know, one of these days, Scott, you're going to come out to come out to Colorado. I think the balance the scales of who's visited who in their own city is heavily weighted on your side. We need to get you out to Colorado. And I'll take you there into the hell yeah. To the teaky bar place and there's some great stuff out here. Yeah, forget about the sushi and Green River. I'm going all the way. Yeah, just go all the way to Colorado. All the way to

I got to see my aunt eventually anyway, so. Exactly. Your aunt misses you. My aunt, my two, three cousins, their families, all those people, I never see them anymore. No. Well, all right then. This has been a great catching up over our weekends, and, you know, we were supposed

to do film sac. We had a bit of an emergency come up, so we had to delay it for those wondering where the hell film sack. Admitted it was your birthday, Scott. You just didn't want to talk about Vin Diesel on your birthday. Well, I get it. Who does? I mean, even if you're family, it's familiar, as you would remind me.

That's right. Film sack is familia. Indeed. But, don't worry, it'll have them this week, and Fasten the Furious is still on the table. So, still going to happen. All right. Now I have to watch it a second time. Thanks.

I might too. I was thinking the same thing. I'm like, I'm going to forget a lot of this. I better watch it again. All right. Incoming this. Whoops. Hold on.

I can't find it. Okay. Where the hell is it? All right. Welcome our old pal, Brian done away to the program. Brian, welcome back to the show. Oh, hi, Scott and Brian. Oh, hi.

Hello, Brian. How is your week? Oh, it was fine. How is your week? So far, it is starting off okay. Yeah. Who's ready for some video game, excellence? Oh, I am.

And Scott Johnson. Yeah, today at 3.30. I'm excited. It's a boop show. Back, baby. I know. Last week, Monday. just didn't happen at all.

Didn't happen here. Didn't happen there. Yeah, Monday was nice. But now we're back. Yep, we're back. And that'll be today at 3.30. So don't forget to check that out. Anyway, it's the...

And it skews my nasally sounding voice-going thing. Oh. We're on it. Well, what do you wait? What happened to your voice? What's going on? That voice, I don't know. You don't hear it.

It's all, like... Yeah. You sound... You sound... You sound completely fine. It's probably that post-nasal drip. Mm. That all the kids are talking about?

Yeah. Kids are into it. So good. Hey, I had a friend. I was telling Brian, I went to lunch with my old friend Riley, awesome dude. And he travels a lot for his work. And he was just in Greenville.

Like last week. Yeah. Last week. He goes, man, that place is gorgeous. I want to move there, he says. Yeah. Take that, I guess. Yeah, Greenville is a great place.

Now, Greenville's right a row from where I live. I live in another place that starts with the green. But anyway, yes, we go to Greenville quite often. And it is a wonderful uptown area, and there's also, like, this really long walking path that this winds through this river area and all these beautiful trees. It's gorgeous area. It sounds lovely. Expensive cost of living, though, as you would expect. Yeah, Talley in the chat says, I don't want to live in North Carolina because I'm not allowed to pee there.

This is South Carolina. You can pee there. I think it can be wherever you want to. I don't think it's against a law to do that, right? Well, I don't know what the South is do with the... You just have to use a certain bathroom. Yeah, yeah. All that crap.

All that crap. Yeah, the American South, not always friendly to the trans folks. Now, remember, the places that I love in North Carolina are artsy, and those people are a little more open-minded. Oh, yeah. There's definitely some conservative people in North Carolina that, yeah. There's somebody like to pee on them, you know, right on them. Like pee on them. Hey, Brian, welcome back.

So we're going to do this, a little bad royale business. Brian, you're going to explain what's up because I guess we're asking a nerd questions this week. We are, yeah. Welcome to What's Your Nerd. I've interviewed a member of the Tadpool and asked them 10 questions in a subject in which they consider themselves nerdy. Here's the change. You guys, I think I want to have you work together. You're going to take turns predicting.

I know you're going to work together and predict whether or not our guest will get those questions correct. If you get five or more correct, our call-in TMS player will get a prize. And instead of them having to choose whether or not you guys get it, they actually get to listen in and help and contribute to your answers. So do we have a player, Scott? Oh, we have to have, no matter what, we have to have a player, don't we? Yeah, and this one we have to have a player. I'm sorry, my brain's farted here.

sorry. No, that's all right. You know, I'm changing things around a little bit. Well, this one, we've always need a player. Yeah, we've always had a person on my head. Squirm is the only one. Squirm is the only one where we don't need a live player. I think that's what threw me. All right. So, uh, chat room, sorry about that. Whoever tried to call in, do call again. Because the thing's up, it's ready to go. We can take your call now again. Yeah, 801-471062. That's 801-4602. And I'll take the first caller we get. It just takes one. And we wait and we sit and we stay. While we do that, Scott, I was just noticing, I'm about to walk away from my computer screen because I don't want to see anything. But I noticed that in the stream, you got this wonderful background. Oh, do I? This pixel art background.

Oh, yeah, the rear. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, what is that? Where did you get that from? That is awesome. There's a whole bunch. I have a ton of these. They're just full page, like, almost like you could, like in a fighting game, like the background that the fighters would have.

I have a ton of these. I use one of them for the boob shows. as well. The Boop. Yeah, I love the one on the Boob Show, but I haven't seen this one. It's fantastic. Siggins says that it keeps going to voicemail. Oh, I got somebody here. As does Talia. Well, I think it's going to be. Well, that's because we have a caller, you dingus. Hey, who's this? Oh, okay.

David from New York. Hey, Dave from New York. Hey, what's going on, David from New York? Nice to have you here. Thanks for calling in. Hi. David, would you see your chat room, Dennis? The same day as yours on Saturday. Oh, you had your birthday. Dude. Oh. Happy birthday.

Yeah, me and you and Hasselhoff too. That's great. Me and you and Hasselhoff. What was your, what was your, what was your nickname in the chat again? Quantum Feiline. Quantum Feiline. Oh, quantum feline. Okay, cool.

Yeah. We know that name. That's a cool name. You totally know that name. Yeah, well, welcome to the thing. Brian's going to explain how your part in this goes, Brian. That's right. So, as I mentioned, Scott and Brian are going to be working together to predict whether or not

our nerd gets their questions right. You get to help chime in as well. If you think that the route, the direction they're going is incorrect, then you can chime in and say, No, I think they're going to get this question wrong. And if Scott and Brian get five or more of these correct, you win the prize. And the prize includes Kingdom Two Crowns and WWE 2K Battlegrounds on Steam, courtesy of Wesley.

Wow, look at that, Wesley. Wesley. Two crowns is addicting. It is great, side-scrolling, fun. Oh, yeah, that is good. I forgot about that. Yeah, it's a good one. I played something similar to it recently on the boob show, and I enjoyed it as well and compared it to it.

And if you're like, hey, I also like some rassling, then the other game will do fine as well. Yeah, WW2K Battlegrounds. That's some hot side-scrolling wrestling action. Rastling. I don't know if it's sidescrawling. I'm kidding. It probably isn't. You can probably go to the side.

All right, so let's start playing What's Your Nerd. Let's find out who our special guest is for this edition of What's Your Nerd. nerd. This is Jack Fox. Hello, Jack, let's talk about what is your nerd? What is your specialty? What are you an expert in?

Apparently five nights at Freddy's. Oh, that's good, because that's what I have on the sheet here. So fortunately, that's what I'm going to be asking you about. You're a big fan of the game series? I'm a big fan of everything, the game series, the music, the books, you name it. All right. Well, let's wish Scott, Brian Luck, and with that, we'll get into your questions.

All right, so we need to turn it up a little bit, which I will do. Right. Wow, we're having all kinds of... You've guys seen all the controversy recently about the creator of Five Nights of Freddy's, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, I haven't. No, what's going on? Okay, okay.

He's just a little bit of a wing dinger. He's a hot head. Yeah. It's kind of like he should live in North Carolina. I'm just saying. He should move in with notch. He should go share his house with a notch. That kind of is, all right.

Let's put it that way. Okay. All right. So I've got 10 questions here that I've asked Jack Fox about Five Nights of Freddy's. By the way, got to give a huge round of thanks to Bronco, Jeff Sire, up there in Canada. He stepped in and wrote these questions for me. Oh, fantastic. Might actually be able to be my permanent question guy going forward if he's up for it.

but he did such a great job with these that I'm thinking of hiring him as my question guy. Nice. Because I don't have time to write all these, to be honest. I don't know how. I've seen what Jeff does up there, and I don't know how he has time either. Yeah.

Well, he's Canadian. They know how to take their time up there. That's right, exactly. All right, so let's get to question number one. I asked Jack, what time in the game does the shift end? You know, there's a shift in the game, and what time does it end? Do you guys know, do you guys know,

first of all. I have no idea. I used to know this. Wait a minute. Let me think. I can see this. God, I played the start of this game. David, do you know anything about that timer? I think it's, I played a few of the game. I think it's 6 a.m. 6 a.m.?

That is correct. That is correct. Now, here's the question. Do we think that? Probably know that. Yeah. Yeah. I think somebody who says that they're an expert in this game probably knows it. All right. If you've played this, you're definitely waiting for 6 a.m. Yeah, that's true. That makes sense. All right.

You guys say 6 a.m. Or you guys say Jack is going to get this right. I think you'll get it right. Let's hear how he did. 6 a.m. That is correct. You got right. All right.

One point for David. Nice. I asked him, what else comes out of the music box after marionette? So there's a music box in the game. The marionette comes out of it, which is probably bad. I don't know. I've never played it. But then after Marionette comes out of the music box,

something else comes out of it. And did Jack? I don't know this, but it seems like is one of the monsters that kills you. So he probably knows what kills you. Yeah, if he's like super hardcore, I can't imagine he's going to be wrong about this one either because that's a key to the game is who's killing you and when.

Yeah. Do you think, done away, you agree? Not that matters. You do? Okay. I mean, it matters. that it matters. No, you know what I mean.

That's not what I mean. He was asking you, Brian, if you agree about that it matters. Yeah. All right. You guys say that Jack knows this one. Let's see. By the way, the answer is naked endoskeleton. Yeah.

Wow. All right. I don't remember that. Let's see if Jack knows this. What else comes out of the music box? That's a good question because I don't think I've ever actually let the music box open. Nice. Oh, he's too good at the game.

If the public will come out and kill you. Right. My best guess is Shadow Bonnie? That's not correct. Damn it. I have a naked endoskeleton. Basically, that's a, is that a, in the game, that's something you don't want to have

happen is the music box to open. Yeah, I guess he's too correct. If you lost the night. And yeah, endo probably could come out of that. That's the name of the endoskeleton. Gotcha. Okay. I don't know.

What is a naked endoskeleton? Isn't that? Is that just an endoskeleton? That doesn't make any sense, yeah. Yeah. Well, it's like there's robots inside the suits, like robot skeletons. Oh, so it would be the naked robot, like a naked Chucky cheese without any. Yeah, like all those fuzzy parts off and you're left with the something really hard.

Yeah, you got like a Terminator under there kind of. Yeah. Totally makes sense. All right. That totally makes sense. All right. We got that one wrong. That's all right.

We'll go to this one. I asked Jack, I said, all right, the first four games are called Five Nights at Freddy's, two, three, or four. You know, just playing, and then two, three, and four. Yeah. I asked him if he could name any four of the next six named sequels. Did you even know there were six sequels past the first four? So they were ten, ten different Freddy's games? Yeah.

More than I would have guessed if you asked me. So did Jack know? any four of the next six. It seems like I'm trying to think, all right, if you're really into your own game series, whatever it is. Yeah,

yeah. Let's say Zelda, you're super into all the legend of Zelda games. You probably know the names because you're going to have favorites and stuff, right? So if you're that hardcore of a fan, I would think you would know.

Okay. All right. Scott's opinion. Scott says that, David, Brian, you guys agree? Yeah, I think if you have to at least know the names, if you played them all, or at least be able to remember four or the six.

I think he's going to whiff one or two, it's your one. I don't know he thinks he's going to whiff? Really? All right, well, it's it. By the way, the one, the answers are five nights at Freddy's sister location. Freddy Fazzbears Pizzeria Simulator, Ultimate Custom Night. Oh, really? The Pizzeria

simulator? Yeah. It's all weird, but that was different. Yeah, these are all weird. Ultimate Custom Night. Help Wanted, which I think is one I can get on Oculus, so that might be the first one I ever play. Special delivery and security breach. Let's hear how Jack did. Okay. Let's see.

Are there even six games? Ah, shit. A FNAF World, sister location, Pizzeria Simulator, Help Wanted, Security Breach, Fury's Rage. Look at that. We did it. other two that I have are Ultimate Custom Night and Special Delivery. Are those?

Oh, I did forget about special. I did forget those two. Okay. That's all right. Still got four out of the six, so, um, uh, so we're good. We're still good. That's, uh, two out of the five. You need to get a, whew, get a prize. Uh, I asked Jack, uh, what did the animatronics do to you if you fail the night? Do you guys know what they do to you if you fail the night? Yeah, they stuff you in a suit. Do they? Yeah. They turned you in a robotic suit. I've never played by these games. I know. See, I would assume as they make you eat the pizza, which is horrible.

Now, do we think that Jack would know that answer? I mean, probably. I think if I know it, Jack would know it, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's common. All right. Let's see if Jack knows it. You say he does.

They stuff you in a suit. Yeah. Nice. Absolutely. All right, that's three points. Let's keep on going. But if they make you get naked is the question. Naked robot.

I don't know, yeah, put on a naked endoskeleton. All right, I asked Jack, who are the two purple guys? Thank you, Jeff, for that question. Who are the two purple guys? Barney and Grimmis. Yeah, Barney and Grimmis, together at last. But how about you, David, you've been knowing a lot of these. Do you know who the two purple guys are?

saying which are the two purple characters? Like, I don't know I don't know the purple guy that's like a term, but like there are a couple purple like mon, you know, robots. So maybe he might, if that's what they're referring to but I don't say yes, they're probably just like

I think purple and maybe another one later on, but if there's specifically the two purple guys is like, like the lone gunman or something, I don't know. Yeah. I'll bet he, I'll bet. I'll bet. I'll bet. I'll bet he knows because I don't know. I don't know. that feels again it feels key to the game pretty pretty soon okay all right let's uh let's see

by the way it's uh william afton and his son michael afton is uh is the answer i guess they're maybe they're owners of the place or i don't know all right here we go that would be michael afton and his son michael afton that's totally nailed it word for word to what i had is the answer so uh wow nicely done good for them all right so that's four uh uh I asked Jack, game creator Scott Cothorn, who I guess is a bit of a douche, has stated that which animatronic scares him the most. We're going to get emails about that. Oh, really? I mean, whatever.

We always do. He's just got political, he's a political, political, political donor to rights. It's different than everybody. Right. Yeah, he's, you know, someone will email me. All right. Bring it on. Bring it on, hey, it. Bring it on. Bring it on, everybody. Send it scot emails.

Oh, send it to me. Don't even hit Scott or Brian up. Hit it. Send it right to me. Write to Brian. Um, okay. So, yeah, do we think that, uh, the Jack knows, um, the only thing it scares him? Yeah, like actually scares him. So this guy's said before, the only thing in my game that scares me. Okay. Yeah. The creator of the game says, oh, yeah, there's one animatronic in this game that scares me. So it's actually not something in the game. It's something kind of alongside the game. Do we think that Jack knows that?

I think no. Maybe if it's probably coming from an interview or something, and maybe if you haven't read that particular interview, you wouldn't know the answer to that. Yeah, that's where my gut goes. Done of a way of you agree and disagree. Yeah. That sounds like a tough one.

Yeah, I'll say he doesn't know. Okay. All right. We say no. This is one of the questions I knew you'd ask. Oh, really? He has stated that he is afraid of Bonnie the most, particularly when he's wearing a blue polo and khaki slacks. Wow.

Is that true? Oh, no. Okay. That again. That means I have to use this soon enough that people get that reference. I was just listening to it two seconds ago. Yes. Right on that BuzzFeed quiz that we got about blue polos and khaki slacks.

Oh, no, we got that wrong, actually, Jack. Oh, wow. Kind of predicted that we would ask him that question. Damn it. All right. Still four. I need one more to win. I asked, what body part is Chica missing in Freddy's 2?

In five nights at Freddy's 2? This is so foreign to me. No, it seems so specific, right? I mean, I get to take it, Jeff. Is Jeff a player? Is it a second game? Is it? Well, okay. So if the question even exists, it means something prominent's missing from this dude. Right. Right. Like, it's later. So, like, the robots are falling apart kind of thing. Right. So, like, it's missing an arm or an eye or something. And it's only the second game, and they're pretty, there's not as many robots. So I think maybe yes. If they lost all their body parts in game two, it'd be really hard to bring them back for game three. No kidding. I don't know. Terminator found a way.

I think you actually even said it, David, you said, hands. And that is... I'm not even going to deny Jack his come up. He's getting this one. He's got it. You think Jack's get this? Yeah, Jack's proven to me that he is the ultimate five nights of Freddy. Yeah, we're pro Jack here, for sure.

All right. Okay, same Jack gets us. Here we go. She is missing her beak, I believe. Oh, that's not what I have. I have hands. Oh, damn. as the answer. Of course I have hands, but I have hands as the answer.

Yeah, hands or arms, yeah. Oh, the greatest disappointment. Wait, did it say body part or parts? Part. Okay. Hands are parts. All right, Jeff wrote body part, singular, but then he wrote the answer is hands plural. Yeah, that's something, that's some Canadian thing.

Canadian weed, man. Canadian weed. They mix plurals and singulars all the time up in Canada's. Yeah, let's cast. Let's pass stones in the Canadians. The whole country. All right. Question 8.

I asked, I asked Jack, how much does Mike Schmidt earn at the end of Five Nights at Freddy's, the first game? So basically, if you make it through the game, I think you get a, you get a, you know, your pay, I think. Is Mike Schmidt the protagonist of the series? Yeah, I think it's the protagonist. Okay. I remember it's like just like some paltry amount you're like 150 dollars for like a week of almost dying

I think it's pretty prominent like you have a little pay stub on the screen at the end and I think it's a joke it's a joke how little you're being paid I feel like that that's something you know yeah okay all right yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry go ahead no go ahead oh my mine and jack's relationship has just been a roller coaster this whole episode I really don't even know where to go at this point. Yeah. I feel like... And I'll say the answer is $120 because it doesn't, you know,

it doesn't matter if you guys know the answer. Right. Right. I mean, to me, if he wins a lot and it sounds like he does, doesn't even open the music box, for example, that kind of stuff. Like, he's got strategies, min-max in this game. I think he's probably, he would know this. All right. So, let's...

I hope so. So you're saying he knows it. Let's hear how we did. Lord on high. We're going deep. We're going to have to guess on this one. It's not a good amount. I think it's something like $127.90. Oh, my God.

So close. 120 is what I have on my. Damn it. Oh, my gosh. So we're still sitting at four answers correct. That sucks. All right. I asked now, Jeff had

no idea who I was asking these questions to, right? I just said, I've got somebody who says that they're an expert on Five Nights at Freddy's. So he asked the question, what animal is Mangle? The character Mangle? Now,

the answer, the answer is a fox. Did Jack Fox know his own namesake? His own namesake. Now, I knew that, because I've got mangles

slippers that I bought from GameStop. Do you not? Do you really? Yeah, I love them. They're fantastic. Are you wearing them now? Like right now?

I wish. Yeah. I feel you, dude. I mean, again, I know the answer is Fox. Is the question. I know it too.

And I haven't played the game she's in. So she's not in all of them, huh? Not from first one. She's like the first Fox there's a fox in the first game and this is like the female fox

I think added it later on okay I'm gonna say yeah but I don't know what do you guys think I feel like you should know that not just because I'm starting a doubt now but I think that's one of the easier ones yeah that I think he would know and the fact that his name is fox I don't think makes that big of a difference like it does I mean it kind of seems like it does

but also if it's a main character you kind of know what animals they are I don't know like here's the bear here's the fox here's the guy with a tiny Cox. You know what I'm saying? What? What? I may have. She said the end of skeleton was named endo, so. Yeah, exactly. I may have had Tourette's. We'll all hear that again in a Jamie Mashup, everybody. I may have had some Tourette's poetry there for a second. I don't know what happened there. All right. So you guys are saying that Jack knows this one. Yeah. All right. Let's see if he knows it's a fox.

Please. Originally a fox. I would hope that's, I mean, that's I meant to push. Yes, that's five. That is a win. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. That means you get these games. Oh, Dave, how does it feel, man, to pull that one? I've been trying to get on this show all pandemic, and I've finally gone. Oh, that's fantastic. Well, you came into the perfect time, right, when numbers are going back up. Nice, nice work.

Yeah, I'll still be working from home. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's awesome. Congratulations. All you gots to do, send an email to Brian Coverville at gmail.com, and he will send you your winnings. Congratulations, and well done. You guys, we did it again. And we helped somebody walk away with some games, and they're happier now for it.

Done away. Big thanks, by the way, also going out to Jack Fox for being such a good contestant for this. We'll do more of these. I like this new style of having you guys all work together to get the contestants some points. It feels good. It feels good to share it. It does feel good to share in both the win and the loss if it happens. And also thanks again to Jeff's Sires, who never loses a beak.

but always has his hands. Well done. None of the way, today, 3.30, me and you, let's do it. Let's do the boop show. Let's have the fun we have and leave people wondering how great we are. That's today at 3.30. Yes. What are you going to say?

Go ahead. Oh, by the way, I have foxy slippers. I thought it was mangled. I got that wrong. That's the girl. Once you said it, I was like, oh, yeah, that's right. Oh. Well, they're both socks.

But it is another five nights at Freddy's slippers. Yeah. I posted them in the Discord. They're fantastic. They flop around. Let's take a look at these. They anger the cats. Oh, yeah.

I've seen that thing before. Cool. I need to play this game. I need to just get it on Oculus and play it. Do you? Do you? I do. I feel like I do.

Do you like scary games? I've never played one. So I don't know. Well, I think you'll like it. I think you'll like it. Well, try it. Give it a try. I will.

I'll give it a shot. If nothing else, it's at least when you go see all the merch out and about, you can go, oh yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's come up on trivia nights every once and a while. And fortunately it's just enough to where I can say, oh, yeah,

that's five nights at Freddy's and blah, blah, blah. Very nice. A small video game trivia, you guys know Phil Fish who made the game Fez? You heard of that name before? Kind of a controversial name in dev circles. Anyway, really interesting documentary about that guy floating around out there.

Anyway, his name is Phil Fish. He made Fez. Amazing game. I didn't know that Phil Fish is the exact same name as Abe Vagoda's character on Barney Miller. Oh, really? I never put that together. His name is Phil. His name is Phil Fish.

Yeah, Phil Fish. It's like, it's crazy. I know. I was watching Barney Miller and went, what the frick? His name's Phil Fish. He made Fess. It's almost like you used for more fish. Yeah.

And they didn't give me more fish. Well, they actually gave him more fish. Were you saying there? Did you say that out loud? Were you watching Barney Miller? and you said, freaking Fred Fitt, and you just said it out loud? I did. I was the only one that heard it, but I did.

Okay. Yeah, I listened to, I watched a bunch of old Barney Miller episodes, which, by the way, that show holds up. It's all right. It's pretty good. Really? What's the, the, the, the quiet one, the kind of the, the, the, Nete Begota, that's Phil Fish. No, no, no, not the old guy. No, it's like, Woodia, how, Woodrowitz?

Oh, the Hawaiian Japanese actor. No. No, the, the, uh, the big, he's like a big, he's like a big, he's kind of big teddy bear he's going to like, he's just a little. Oh, I wouldn't call him quiet. Wojo. Yeah, Wojo. He's not quiet. He's, he's, he's just dumb. He plays dumb. He's basically, I wouldn't call him quiet. He's he's just dumb. He's, he's like, he's always making dumb comments and getting confused and everybody, you know, he doesn't understand common language. Yeah, he's, he's, he's good though. He's, that guy's still around. Most of these guys are.

Barney Miller is still around and that guy looks cool in his old age. He does look cool. Yeah, he's, uh, and he still has that mustache. Like, Tom Selleck, yeah, got rid of the mustache for a little while. No, not, not, uh, not Barney Miller, not, uh, locked in. Yeah. His upper lip must be terrible. It must be, you know, mangled.

And Bishop was in that from, um, Firefly. Um, I can't think of the actor's name. Yes. He was, uh, great in there. They were all good. They were all good. They were all good. Oh, Ron Glass.

Yeah, Ron Glass. He did pass away. yeah he passed away unfortunately but most of that cast still live except Dave Vagoda who haunts us every day all right hey Dunaway see at 330

anything else you'd like to say to the fine folks no I mean we've done the boob show we're gonna do we're gonna do the Fast and Furious this weekend on film sack and I'm not looking forward to it still I know but I've watched it

I've watched it but yeah yeah but you're not looking forward to it I actually had more fun than I expected I had a good time with it so I'm kind of excited to talk about it. Yeah, it's the first time I'd seen it, and I kind of enjoyed it also. It's also a lot better than two, which we have seen. And two is bad. Two is... You think it's better than two? I think too. I had more fun with two. I hate two. Two is garbage. Two is where the series should have ended. It's garbage. Two is the guts to try some other stuff.

Yeah. Two is garbage, but... Tokyo Drift is amazing. Everything after that's fine. But two is a, is a Zit on your bum hole. We'll see you later. Bye. All right. Let's oh gosh, it's 10.04. We got to take a break. Let's do that. Let's take a break. When we come back, we'll be here with Bill and Stephen and all that fun stuff. So stick

around for that. Brian, please play a song. Yeah, this is actually an Indian in the middle that is directly related to what we just did. This was a recommendation from Jack Fox and got in touch with aviators and get this on the show. This is,

from their album Stargazers with a song that I think is related there's so much music out there related to Five Nights at Freddy's. This is Sweet Dreams by Aviators. noise outside the door It's just a phantom, nothing more No need to give yourself a scare

When you glance and no one's there I don't want to have to touch you Not your fault, I felt as rage Just a child about your age But something drives me to this place I can see him in your face You never know The hell I've seen

Don't fear what's come We can't fly off the urgent silence Talking you're afraid The devils that come out at night Let's make this easy Soon your heart is based you hate it No need for sleep tonight Sweet dreams are overrated

I'm just a whisper in the void, no one's there, you're paranoid, I'm just a trick of your own mind. Drink your eyes once and you'll find I'm just a ghost inside your head Don't fear your fate that soon arrives It's a deadly lullaby You'll be with us very soon Another spirit in the room Take your place among the lost

Don't fear what's come We can't fight off the urgent silence. Dark and you're afraid of the devils that come out at night. Let's make this easy. Soon you'll halt these beats you hated. No need for sleep tonight. Sweet dreams are overrated. You can't wake from this dream

No one will hear you screaming So hold on for the ride I'll take you with me tonight This nightmare, this prison Inside the suits we live in Don't feel me together We'll have sweet dreams forever Don't fear what's come.

We can't fight off the urgent silence. Dark and you're afraid. afraid of the devils that come out at night. Let's make this easy. Soon your heart is based too hated. No need for sleep tonight. Sweet dreams are overrated. Don't fear what's come.

We can't fly off the urgent silence. Dark and you're afraid of the devils that come out at night. Let's make this easy Soon your heart is beats you in it No need for sleep tonight Sweet dreams are overrated You know, doctor's waiting rooms may soon be empty with advanced new medical apps being developed to help people diagnose and treat themselves we're joined now by the oracle on everything kitty flanagan now clitty kitty should i be worried about my job

well uh if you keep calling me clitty you should yeah it's a trap lou leave the morning stream this car smells weird all right welcome back to the show everybody it's an awesome clip i love it so much that's really funny kitty i like should i be worried about my job directly relates i thought he just came up with that quickly because he called her clitty but it was related to the the uh the story yeah it's about that it's like might not be able to you know is this is medical show and then she's like well let me keep calling me that you won't have a job amazing amazing um all right we're back everybody currently in a boat yep

uh time to call uh bill who's been out of town for a couple of weeks but he's back yeah yeah he had uh went and saw some family in uh upper state new york and uh we'll ask him about that in a second but first this where is it this your bat caves open there bill i just watched that episode last night hey it's Bill Duran, everybody, joining us from back in Seattle, Washington, after a whirlwind trip across the country. Bill, hello, and welcome back. Oh, I don't hear him. Bill.

Bill. I think you're muted, Bill. Oh, you know what? I added him to the wrong call. Oh, he's not answering. Yeah, I added to the wrong thing. Gosh, dang it. That was me.

Hold on. He now sees the slippers that Brian Dunaway owns, so that's good. Well, he did see them. Now he doesn't. Bill, hi, that's really you now. Hi, Bill. Bill, hello. Good morning. Good morning. Sorry, I screwed up there.

It's good to have you back. How was your trip? How was New York? It was fabulous. I got to spend a whole lot of time with my family, with Brittany's family, and we had a really great time. It was fabulous. Got to hang out with my nephews.

Nice. Ages between three and six. I was going to say those two are. And my nieces between age six and nine. Oh, my gosh. So there's a lot of children. It was a lot of fun. It's good being Uncle Bill, right?

It's fun. It is. Yeah. Because you can hang out, be a good time and everything. And then when you leave, they can go, you know, bar for stay up all night or do whatever kids do. And you don't have to worry about it. And it's not your responsibility, yeah.

That is correct. Yeah. It's pretty much for an Uncle Bill like family affair. Yeah. I like it. Yeah, I brought all the toys. I brought RC boats. So that's something that their dads need to deal with now, batteries and recharging and all that.

Yeah. But the kids had a lot of fun with Uncle Bill and Aunt Britt. So that's what really matters. My favorite, or for a long time, I performed as a DJ as R.C. Boats. It was a long time ago, though, and I don't like to think about it. It's a dark time. Hey, real quick, I have someone here who wants to yell high at the microphone. Oh, okay.

Can't hear you guys, but hi. Hi, who is that? That's April. Oh, April. Oh, April. It's liking less. Yeah, I was following her haircut deal yesterday, or makeup or something she was having done yesterday.

That's right. Yeah. Well, she, she. Oh, my God. We miss her so much. Yeah, she's awesome. Oh, she is, April's the best. She is the best.

All right, you had a, you had a question for me. Oh, I did. Yeah, check this out. So, Bill, you may have been gone for two weeks, but it didn't stop people for wanting to know stuff. So we're going to start today with a question from Matt, who wrote in and said, hey, Bill. Hey, Bill. He says, quick question and possibly a larger discussion topic. I'm fairly new to resin casting.

Your 101 videos have been incredibly helpful. Thanks for those. I've started trying to label my molds with stuff like resin volume, date made. etc. But it turns out that even though some things do write on silicone, none of them stick around for very long. Do you have a go-to marker for writing on silicone? Additionally, do you have any organization slash storage tips for keeping a mold library? Thanks. Matt. Boy, you forget sometimes how those molds start to take up space. But let's start with the first question. How do you, how do you keep that stuff straight and organize them with, you know, a material that doesn't hold, you know,

markers for the most part? Sure. So, like, what's, great about silicone is that nothing sticks to it. So it's great for making molds. However, nothing sticks to it. So it's hard to write on it. Yeah. Yeah, silicone mold maintenance and a mold library is definitely something that I've thought a lot about

because I have hundreds of molds that I've made. I actually keep a list. I have a digital list I keep on my computer to track all of my molds, to just keep track of all of them, where they are. Sometimes I let people borrow

the mold and I want to know where they are so I can get them back sure um I also want to know how many pulls I've made from a certain mold so how many castings I've made when like the date the mold was created how many copies of the mold I've made sometimes if I'm making a lot of like when I did a Kickstarter I need to make more molds than or more casting than one mold would survive so I made several copies of the mold so I track all of that digitally uh like on a spreadsheet What's the lifespan of an average mold? So it depends on the silicone that you use, and it depends on how complex the mold is.

A mold with very small details that might be kind of deep are more likely to tear. So whereas a much shaller mold with very shallow relief will probably last a really long time. With the tin cure silicone I use with a very basic mold, I could get maybe 50 poles out of it. But I've had other ones where I maybe got 20 out before the mold blew up. It'll just start tearing.

Yeah. Now, what happens with the silicone is you pour that resin in there, it gets hot. Most of the resins we use are exothermic. So they give off heat when they cure. That heat heats up the silicone. It pulls moisture out of it. And eventually makes the silicone a lot less pliable, and that's when it will start to tear. Sure.

And there's not a lot you can do about that. If a mold just starts to wear out, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, Once it's that end of life, then it's time to make a new mold. Now, on the mold itself, I have not found anything that you can write on a mold or a piece of silicone that'll stay. So if I took a big old fat sharpie and tried to write on the side of this pink one I'm looking at on this website, that's not going to hold. It's not going to stay there. No, it'll stay there. You can wipe it off with your finger.

Even if you let it dry overnight, you can just wipe right up with your finger. Wow. Now, most molds I make have like some sort of rigid jack. or a box or a couple of planks on either side that are used to clamp the mold closed. That's where I'll write on some information with a Sharpie. Usually I keep track of how many pulls I've made. And I also write down the volume, like the email was saying. Write down how much resin goes in there so that you don't have to check all the time.

I also sometimes, especially if I have like a, so for example, my blade runner gun, it's 30 molds. It's 30 pieces. It's a lot of molds. Some of them are really tiny. So I have a separate sheet where I keep track of all of the different volumes each of those molds use. And then that sheet of paper just lives in a box with the rest of those molds. So that whenever I have to do a casting, I pull out all these tiny molds. And a list that just tells me exactly how much resin to mix up for each one of them.

That's super, super handy because a lot of times I'll throw a mold on a shelf and not use it for a couple of years. and then I got to use it again for something and opening that box and seeing a list that passed me left behind to help me is so rewarding. Oh, isn't it? Yeah, I love that. I love it.

I hate the feeling when I didn't, though, you know? Yeah, right. Because I do this with file names and stuff with computer stuff in a very similar way. And when I've left myself a trail, I feel so good about it. And if I don't, I'm pissed.

Yeah, yeah. It's something I'm definitely getting better at as I get old. Now, molds, go ahead, Brian. Oh, as you say, it's like the painting thing. I can't remember if it was you was talking about this or somebody else, but when I'm painting minis, I find that perfect color and I don't make enough of it. And I need to paint a different part of the mini. It's like, okay, great, what was that combination of colors that I used to make that?

So, yeah, I totally want that. The opposite is you mix up way too much of that color. And they're like, all right, well, I'm keeping this color forever. and I'll probably never use it again. Right, exactly, yes. Now, mold storage is another very important feature. Because like I said, frequently you'll use a mold and then stow it away for a couple of years. Now, silicone will develop, like, it has a bit of a memory.

If you squish it and hold it squished, it'll stay squished a little bit. It doesn't bounce perfectly back. So when you're storing your molds, you don't want to like stack a bunch of stuff on top of them so that they get compressed, because that'll deform the mold and it'll deform all your castings. And if it stays that way for a couple of years, that mold will stay permanently deformed. Plus, won't they kind of mush together? Like, if you have them all mashed in the same place, they kind of join, right? I've never had that happen. Oh, okay. Maybe, I don't know. Maybe not. Um, that material's like prone to, I don't know, just getting sticky with each

other. Right, right. Um, the other, this is another big one. If you have a larger, like, two-part mold, so it's like a sandwich that you smush together and you clamp together and you pour all your resin in there. If you can store that open with the faces up, that'll keep parts of the mold from sagging. A lot of times, if you have a larger, bigger mold, if it's just stored with one half of it upside down, it'll sag a little bit. And again, it'll flex and stay that way. And then when you make castings, it'll have this weird, like, side of it'll be pushed in or something because part of the mold was all sagging yeah uh and covered you don't want to let any dust or anything get on the surfaces of those molds oh yeah i was going to say that seems like that would be

bad how come all the molds i see are well two things they're almost always pink and they're all almost always have these little balls to go into into some matching notches on the other side i don't know so the yeah the pink is uh mold max 30 and that's just a brand and type of silicon that i like and I use a lot because it's really simple. The color is smooth on color codes all their silicones. So you can look at the color and know exactly what it is. If it's a teal, I know it's mold star 15. If it's yellow, I know it's mold max 29 NV.

So they color code everything and it's super helpful because I can tell right away what it is. The, I forgot the other question. The balls. There we got the balls. Yeah. That's easy to you. Right.

Those are registration marks. So you make those when you make the mold, and those get the two halves of the mold to lock together in the same position every time. And that stuff holds up, yeah. It doesn't wear out. Well, I guess like the rest of the mold, it may wear out. Yeah. Yeah, over time, it will become less and less locked perfectly together.

Now, as you use the mold, like I said, it starts to dry out, and you will start to see the seam get a lot more noticeable. and the registration doesn't match perfectly. You can revitalize the molds a little bit. Just spray them with some of your mold release spray, let it sit for an hour or two, and then just sort of wipe it up and then store it that way. That'll help you get probably a few more pulls out of your mold

before it blows up. Yeah. But yeah, eventually it'll wear out and eventually you're just going to have to make another mold, which has to do many times. So that takes you back. Okay, so your mold is made from what? You have like an original sculpture or whatever, right?

what if those are in shit shape you know what I mean like at some point like you're you just have to make something new I guess so the secret is the master right the master that you made your mold from that must be maintained if you got to make more make sure the master stays in really good shape that's how the sentinels in X many comics stay so good is because of master mold oh is that right master mold got it yeah master mold my gosh uh the the last bit I have here if you're mold does start to rip or tear or a part of it tears off. You can buy an adhesive. Smooth Ons is called Silpoxi to glue silicone parts back together.

My experience has been that will not make a repair that is permanent. It'll help you get another casting or two. But if your mold starts to tear, it generally means that is it. Yeah, that's like a last, what is it, a Band-Aid, a short-term Band-Aid solution. You got to go do the real stuff after that. All right. Well, this is great. I love this question.

It's always good to hear that our listeners are getting in so deep that they have questions about this kind of minutiae that you're dealing with. Anything else going on? You got a little linky for us? Anything cool? I do. Crazy British man, Colin Furs, has been making a tunnel under his garage. So it's called Digging a Secret Tunnel over on YouTube. He's got a, I think, four videos out now.

He's really preparing for the worst, isn't he? Oh, yeah. That's amazing. It's great. Oh, my gosh. He's got a, this is a massive undertaking in this tunnel. He has a bunker that he built underground in his garden, and he's building a tunnel to connect the bunker to his shed. It's great.

I want this. That's amazing looking. I still would rather have the bookcase that, you know, opens into a secret room than the floor. thing but uh or or a bookcase it leads to a secret tunnel oh there we go combine the two right right right yeah far better yep so they actually dug this whole thing yeah yeah it's your it's your property i guess how deep can you go in your property and still your property i don't know especially in britain i don't know if it's any different there or not yeah wow i i guess i'm a little

blown away by this look they took rebar out of it and everything oh my gosh all right Go check out the rest of that and follow that progress. If that sounds interesting to you, because it sure does to me. Digging a Secret Tunnel Part 1, Colin Furze, is it? Furs. Furs. That's you are Z-E. That's a week confused with Colin Firth. Totally different first.

Bill, always good to have you back. I'm glad you had a great time, and we'll see you next week. See you. Bye, Bill. All right. He's adopted the jury's see-a sound. I've noticed. Zip.

Yep. Yeah. It's fine. I don't have a problem with it. Just, you know, just what it is. All right. Hey, Stephen Schleiker incoming. And how do I know? Steven Schleiker. Stephen Schlecker. Hey, look who it is. It's our very own Stephen Schleiker. He's not our very own. We own nothing. He is his own man. We rent them, really. Yeah, he's on loan. From major spoilers.com. And Hayes, Kansas. Hello, Bill. Hello, Stephen. Hi. Hi. Bill's not here anymore. Hello, Scott. Hello, Brian. Hello.

Hey, I got, can I be controversial for a quick second? Sure. All right. Do we say no? No. So, we talked to, I think we may have mentioned it a little bit last time, but I know it's controversial when anyone does anything with the Watchman characters that isn't. Oh, sure. The original Watchman comic.

And, you know, they're both, it's, you know, what's his name? gets mad of course he's mad at everything but Alan Moore but everybody else like fans are like also kind of pressure you know they're kind of precious about it and I just want to tell you on the other end of what reading the entirety of that um

watch or what was it watch clock countdown shit whatever the name is yeah I know what you're talking the crossover with DC and then the stand alone stuff set in the 70s for Roershack I loved it Love you.

Actually, a lot of people are very welcoming to the Roershack series. Maybe not so much. The Doomsday Clock. That's a Doomsday Clock. Doomsday Clock, yeah. If you want to kind of maybe get a different attitude on this, Scott, go and read the Before Watchman series. I'm sure it's on the comicsology or part of your unlimited service. Yeah.

Because it's been out for a couple of years. It's not that good. Oh, really? Okay. That I didn't read. Doomsday Clock I really enjoyed as an interesting. kind of way of doing a crossover. But that Roershack stuff

is freaking great. They need to keep doing that. And they are. They have another series as well. It's like ongoing that I haven't checked out yet. But I thought the art was amazing. The story was gritty and awesome.

They're doing that character right. And I'm here for it. It was great. So controversial or not, more of that, please. I'd be fine with it. I don't even need anybody else. I don't need the rest of the watchman.

I don't need any of that. Just give me more Roorshack comics. He's one of the great characters ever. It's amazing. If you like Roershack, then I suggest you go and check out. Oh, now his name slipped my mind. Without the face. The question.

Oh, question. Which is who Warshack is last on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Question's awesome. It's, they have a black label recent thing they did that I also read and really liked. So, yeah, like, I didn't realize he was based on the question. That's interesting. Yeah, in fact, all of the Watchman characters are based on old Charlton comic characters.

that Alan Moore was like, when DC bought Charlton, he was like, well, I want to use all of these characters. I want to use Blue Beetle and I want to use the question and I want to use, you know, Captain Adam and I want to use all these characters. And D.C. was like, well, I think we've got plans for this. And so Alan Moore was like, okay, I'll just create my own original characters based on this. And then, you know, once you guys stop publishing the book, all those characters will revert to me and I can do other things with them. And then DC, as we talked about before, it was like, no, we're going to keep this in print continuously forever. and not give you anything else Alan Moore and then he was like, I will do some black

magics against you. Did he do those black magics? I have no idea. He's into magic and rituals. He and Grant Morrison both. They have magic wars with each other in the pages of comic books which is really interesting to go and check out. Yeah, yeah. So like

I think what was Alan Moore's series, which is there's a whole book that's nothing but a tone poem that is him casting a spell. Oh, really? I'll have to go and check and see what it was, but it was one of his imprints that he had like a decade ago. All right.

Well, maybe Zach Snyder was the, was the spell. I don't know. But there's one particular cover by Jim Lee, because Jim Lee will swoop in and, you know, draw still, even though he's editor at large or whatever it is now. He did this cover. I'm showing the chat room right now. It's so freaking good. I'd hang that on my wall, dude. Oh, my gosh.

Anyway, I've been all in. I'm sure. It would only cost you. $20,000 to buy the original. Yeah, it'd be no big deal. No big deal. Yeah. That's pocket.

Yeah, with all your podcasting money. Yeah. All that money just flowing all the time, just falling out of my pants. Yeah. It'd be great. Everybody knows podcasters are rich. That's right. Hey, check this out.

Hellboy miniseries on the way. What, what, what? Uh-huh. What? I guess I don't know really what you guys think of Hellboy. I know Brian is really into the Marvel universe, and Scott is kind of, you're really into the superhero and sometimes Western stuff. But I don't know what you guys think of Hellboy.

Are you guys into the Hellboy comics? I've never read any of the comics. Obviously, I've seen the movies, but I've never read any of the comics. Giant fan. Love it. Okay, so for Scott, maybe not so much for Brian, but Brian, I would really go recommend it. One of the nice things about Hellboy, it's like, what if all of these myths and legends and things that you hear about are real, and what if there was a summoned demon that

the good guys got a hold of and he fights demons? Well, there's a new Hellboy series coming out, so you had Hellboy, and then you had the BPRD, which is the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Development. And now they have a new series that's coming out from Mike Minnola and Chris Roberson called Hellboy the Silver Lantern Club. So long before Professor Broome and Hellboy came along, there was a paranormal investigative society in Great Britain called the Silver Lantern Club. There have been two series already. One is the Witch Finder. And another one is a new one called the Sarah Jewel Chronicles, I want to say, where she's like an Elizabethan paranormal investigator. but this one will look at this group of people together

and some of the antics that they and adventures that they had back in like I said in the in the pre-1900s and this is all this is all Dark Horse again they're still yeah this is all Dark Horse that's that is one nice thing Mike Minola has really stuck with with Dark Horse as far as publishing goes you know Dark Horse has had some ups and downs over the last decade you know getting a bunch of Disney comics

and losing a bunch of Disney comics to Marvel then having the Conan series then losing the Conan series to Marvel, then having Star Wars for decades and then losing Star Wars to Marvel Comics. And Usagi Jojimbo has left Dark Horse and now is over at IDW publishing. So yeah, to see Hellboy still at Dark Horse is kind of a good thing. Yeah, that seems good.

And even his other stuff that isn't Hellboy, he keeps publishing there, which is... Yeah, like the Witch Finder is really good. It's a really good series that, you know, basically it's set in this same universe as Hellboy, but if you want to if you're more into like i said the elizabethan period and you want to look into the horrors of that time then you know you want to look at the witch finder and and lord baltimore and those and those books those are really really good books to check out i like when they put period piece stuff in my comics i really like the the marvel oh what was that called it was basically x-men in the 1800s oh 1609 or 16 that was it i loved that whole thing man more of that was a alternate universe what if kind of tail yeah i love that stuff i love when they mess around like that very very cool and this

question comic i read was interesting because the dude kept getting thrown around at different timelines and it was a little bit like quantum leap except he he didn't know he was jumping and so he would settle in in the old west but then suddenly be in the gritty 1940 chicago but then suddenly be in the future and that was a trippy book man is that the many deaths of vixage i think that's the one yep that's the one it was very good I liked it a great deal. All right, there's that. Also, speaking of the Blue Beetle,

the Blue Beetle, the Booster Gold series launches this week from DC Comics. Yeah, Blue and Gold. Blue and Gold is the name of the series. For those of you who loved Booster Gold and Blue Beetle and their antics in the Blahaha era of the Justice League, we have Dan Juergens and Ryan Sook teaming for a new scheme for Booster Gold.

You know, he's always one of these guys that he's from the 25th century and he comes back to the past because he thinks he's going to find his fame and fortune as an adventurer, but he's always like just delist a superhero, and he's always coming up with get rich quick schemes. And his latest one is,

let's go to social media and have all sorts of, let's build up my cred on social media. And of course, he's going to enlist Blue Beetle, his best friend, Ted Cord, who is Uber rich. He's about as rich as Bruce Wayne. And those two, you know,

are going to get into trouble some way, shape, or form. So if you're looking for humor in your comics and you like the Blahaha era, then check out blue and gold. It's out this week from DC Comics. Actually, it's out tomorrow in digital. Oh, digital first.

You just get it on, I wonder if it's on, they do a lot of day one stuff on Infinite. I don't know if that'll be there or not, but. I don't know if it will be, but definitely it's worth checking out. Those two chuckleheads were, well, they were undead in the deceased series.

Right. And that was fun to watch those guys be undead, because I kind of hate them both. Not that I wouldn't enjoy this comic, but both Booster Gold and Blue Beetle are kind of, they're dorks. And it was nice to see. Oh, yeah, definitely, definitely. Very nice. That sounds like a good time.

And also, and Brian did talk about Pokemon Day. Did you do much with that? Yes, my youngest is a huge Pokemon fan. And when we found out it was Pokemon Go Day, we spent several hours on Saturday driving around, going to different pokie stops so he could get all of his shinies and his legendaries and all those kinds of things. And then on Sunday, we went out again, but this time we were able to get the oldest child who is learning to drive. You know, he's got his restricted license, his learner's permit. Yeah. And so we had him drive all around.

And I saw that there was a storm coming in and I was like, oh, this will be good because he hasn't driven in the rain really that much yet. And so, you know, we're like 10 minutes from home and it's like severe thunderstorm warning approaching. This is a dangerous storm. And I'm like, well, I think he needs to have some experience driving in. heavy rain. Oh my God, this was a torrential downpour that literally at one point I was like, I think you

probably ought to just pull over for a moment to see if this rain lets up. And it wouldn't, this was the kind that the streets, even the high streets were flooded to the point where he was driving down the middle of the street with the emergency lights on flashing so that we could

get home. But he was like, after we got home, I was like, so what did you think of that? He's like, well, I'm really scared. when it was happening, but I'm glad I knew how to, now I know how to do it in the future. No, it's a good experience to have. I wish I had more of that when I was younger because I wasn't ready for it when I was, you know,

we get, you know, pretty gnarly snow here in the winters and I remember my first like snowpacked road time driving when I was 16 or something. That was a horrifying experience. Yeah. Oh yeah. Driving in snow. I'll never forget this time. On my way home from school in my shitty Maverick, my Ford Maverick, or whatever the hell it was called,

that car was pigeon-toed. You could see the radial metal coming out of my tires. It was so bad. I'm riding this in the summer. I paid $200 for that car. It was a piece crap. But I was going down this hill, and it was snowy, and I thought I could do it, but I couldn't. So I hit the brakes and slid just like a slide straight down toward where this guy lives,

ran over his cable box, and was able to see myself run over his cable box while through the window, seeing him on the couch watching TV. I got to see the TV go It was amazing It was amazing And then I got the F out of there Hit and run man Anyway

Well there you go guys You guys were talking Five Nights at Freddy's Yeah Yeah yeah There is I don't know how good of a movie it is But there's a movie you guys might want to check out Maybe even for film Sack

Stars everyone's favorite Nicholas Cage It's called Willie's Wonderland It is basically a rip-off of five nights at freddies but uh you guys uh with nicholas cage and his highs and lows and in acting yes might want to go check out willie's wonderland just came out i want to say like a couple of months ago i guess came back out in february yeah it's certainly this year uh it might be film sacable yeah look at this this is that movie with no one else we know in it just nicholas cage he's the only person with a name we recognize i'm in man like why not look at this thing

getting a 5.5 on on imb that's the perfect rating for a terrible movie I'm in yeah yeah and nick was cage I mean he's he's kind of a he's kind of a uh an automatic in for film sack yeah yeah he's got that new uh what what pig pig movie somebody stole my pigs yeah somebody's that everybody's raving about how good his acting is in that really yeah he does this thing film yeah he does this thing where he'll flip it'll just do something shitty and then the next week you're like oh do you hear he's amazing in this new thing thing like maybe it's not that he's a bad actor maybe it's he's just offered some really bad parts I think he just takes everything oh yeah almost everything he's offered and

you know what good for him I think that's a that's certainly a way to do it wait is he he's officially Joe Exotic and then Joe Exotic no I think he said no old yeah I thought he said he's not going to do it because he doesn't feel like that character is relevant anymore I would agree with him. Oh yeah, here it is. A truffle hunter who lives alone in the Oregonian wilderness when it returned to his past in Portland in search of his beloved foraging

pig after she's kidnapped. It's currently getting like killer reviews. All right, I'll see pig. Let's do pig. Let's watch pig. Pig. Pig. I think we need to watch this. I think we need to watch Willie's Wonderland. Oh, there is beaten the tar out of a giant stork

animatronic. Good. Someone has to kill those things. May it may as well be Nick Cage, why not? Well, excellent. This has been really good today. And Stephen, it's good to have you back. We'll be back here next week with more from Stephen Schlecker. Anything going on on the network you want people to know about?

Just, you know, we've got a bunch of shows. We've got an RPG critical hit. We've got our top five. This last week we did top five mystery movies. So if you're looking for some mystery movies to go check out, you can go listen to that one. And, of course, we get the Major Spoilers podcast. This week we're talking about the unwritten and a bunch of other things. So come check that out over at Major Spoilers.

That sounds like a great idea. What about my water intake? You have any advice there? I think you should also try to stay hydrated. Oh, fantastic. But not with pool water. No. No, don't stay hydrated with pool water.

Especially not the salty stuff. Yeah, you just hope that's salt. Speaking of salt, we got a little bit of a mashup here. This is, Jamie put this together. It's a full-blown Monday morning mashup, you guys, called Ringgo's Ring. Don't remember the context, but we'll find out again when we, Listen to it now. Josie's on a vacation far away.

I don't know. Get in there. Get the rim job they give you. It's good. Get in there. I feel it creeping up my bum. I'm not going to be like sucking on this thing every day or anything weird like that. Maybe there's some other way I could do CBD, like inject it to my bum or something or something that would make it work.

I love that you can see Colin Firth's nipples through his white shirt on his statue. That's pretty hot. Yes. I mean, need to shower after this. Wet and juicy, and they make noise when you eat them because otherwise they're in your lap. Oh, yeah, it's a great big penis. Look at that thing. Oh, yeah, it's almost full.

Yeah, oh, yeah. Open that cooler. You get that Sprite out. Uh-huh. Open the spray. Oh, tap the side. You get those donuts out, you snuck in. You're not supposed to take in there.

Professor Andrea Solonoli, Solononia. Solania. Is that right? Yeah, he totally got it. Absolutely. Let's go with Smoot. I don't remember the name. Smoochie, Poochie. Do you remember the name? Is it not smoochie? Poochie. Scootie. Scoochee? I don't remember. Snoochie boochies. I'm calling my nose scoochie. He's got the, you know, he's got the buttworms. It's like moochie or poochie or scoochie or blucci. It's one of those Uchis. Hello, my name is Herr Peanut Bottom.

Welcome to my basement. They also shouldn't use the catchphrase, Baby you can drive my don't. Baby you can drive my dong, do, uh, octopus's garden. I can't come up with anything

for octopus's garden that would work for a penis ring. I'm stuck. I'm completely flummoxed by that one. Yellow submarine got nothing. I've got nothing for yellow submarine that would go with penis ring. Did he ever sing or write any song that wasn't kind of a...

I could buy with a little help for my friend? I got nothing. That one's all right. Yeah, none of these fit. They just don't fit. What would you do if I put on a ring? Would it add to the excitement and fun? I get by with a little help from this ring.

Oh, we had our fun with Ringo, didn't we? Yes, we did. I forgot about that. That he was suing the penis ring manufacturer. Yeah, for the Ringo. The ring-o. ring oh yeah that was that all right that brings us to a satisfying conclusion here on the show if you would like to support the show patreon.com slash tms everything else including that and details for everything you can find at frogpants.com slash tms and we'll be back tomorrow with another show all week we got shows so you know barreling through the end of july with all hands on deck here I think that's everything I talked about just mentioned boop everything yeah we're good you got anything going on today? want people to know about like a uh no this is a uh this is a work day like a freelance work

day um i did get on the bike though finally the first time since ms 150 oh nice and uh how that go i've gotten a little a little out of shape a little out of practice so i need to doesn't take much right couple weeks later and you're like oh shoot yeah exactly it's like oh man all right got to build up that resistance and stamina and all that stuff again uh oh i would i would uh point people's squinties to fred and can today there was a new fred and can post last night. Fred got a weird haircut and coloring done, and Cairns got concerned. So if you want to follow that new storyline, you can find it at fred and can.com. And yeah, Fred might

be crazy. Let me just put it that way. He might be crazy. Okay. So good luck to him and his can. All right, we're going to take a, we're going to take our leave. We need to go, but a song must be played. And Brian is the one to play it. I am going to play it. This one. goes out to Sean. So earlier we heard from David who shared a birthday with you, guess what? So does Sean. So since the start of TMS

I've considered requesting a song on my birthday, but I share that birthday with somebody very important in our community. This person has done so much for everyone listening to this. So, if you will, please all join me in dedicating this song. Happy birthday, David Hasselhoff. Yay, with a burger

on the floor. Happy birthday to you. Yeah. little burger. This is the Hall of Fonics. This is what Sean wanted to hear. Hall of Fonics, great ska band. They've been cranking out SCA albums almost annually.

This is from Volume 11, which came out in 2017. Here's their cover of Toto's Africa. All right. That'll do it for us. We'll see you soon. I hear the I hear the drums like a I hear the drums echoing tonight

But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation. She's coming in 12.30 flying. The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation. I stopped an old man along the way, hoping to find some old forgotten word. Gotten words or ancient melody He turned to me as if to say Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

There's nothing that a hundred mill more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take so time to do the things we never have The Wild Dogs cry out in the night The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless longing for some solitary condone I know that I must do what's right Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

I seek to cure what's deep inside Frighted by this thing that I've become It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things you can never have Hurry, boy, she's waiting there for you.

It's gonna take a lot to drive me away from you. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. I bless the rains down in Africa. I bless the rains down in Africa. I bless the rains down in Africa. I bless the rains down in Africa. I bless the rains down in Africa. You're going to take some time to do the things we never had.

Yeah. This show is part of the Frog Pants Network. Frog Pants Network. Get more shows like this at frogpants.com. Your boss does not like us much, eh? He thinks things better than us, eh? Eh? This is Hannah Burner from Giggly Squad.

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