The Morning Stream - TMS 2146: 404 blood sugar not found

Episode Date: July 20, 2021

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Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the morning stream. It's Tuesday, July 20th. 21. So we got a 20, 20, 2021. Oh, yes. True. 720, 20, 21. Yeah. Look at all those 20. 20. 21. Yes. Right. We had a listener. Let's see if I can find his name real quick. She feels like how I play blackjack. Seven. All right. Hit me. 20. Oh, hit me again. 21. There you go. And I use 20. I got a zero card and then hit me again. And A is 21. I can't find him. All right. Well, someone sent me a thing where, and I missed. it because I just didn't see it.

Oh, here it is. I found it. All right. This guy's name was Ron, and Ron sent me a message to DM on Twitter that said, content for the show. At midnight on the 15th of July, 2021, he said, we will be exactly 22 and 22 days, 22 hours, and 22 minutes, and 22 seconds away from 22, 22, 22, 22, 22, 22, on a Tuesday, 22, 22, 2, 22. Oh, okay. February 20th.

No, wait, February 22nd. February 22, 22. Yep. Or you could look, he says 22 to 22, but really he means the flip of it. It's for us in America, it's 2222. The European way of... So thanks for that, Ron. I forgot to mention it on the 15th.

But you're right. You know I like these numbers, baby. I'm into it. It's true. You're a numerologist. My mom actually texted me the other. other day and said, you know, I was playing around with numbers. And did you know that if you assign, so like, you know how you do, A equals one, B equals

two, C equals three, et cetera, that if you add up all the letters in my name and all the letters in Tina's name, we're both 44. Whoa. We're equal. Whoa. Hold on now. Let's assign some meaning to it, though. Sure.

Compatibility? Should we just say, oh, 44? 44s, 44s are good together. That's a good, that's a good compatibility number. I like that. Sure. Oh, speaking of compatibility, I may as well share this. I mean, basically, it's, it's if you, you know,

R is whatever number it is. Right. B is two. You add two to whatever number R is, it equals T and the other letters are the same. So whatever. Sure. Sure. Now, I'm going to, I'm going to share something with you guys that,

I've already completely violated my own HIPAA months ago, okay? We're just going to go and continue down the road of HIPAA violation. sure sure and I'm going to share something on the stream here now I'll send this to you so you can see it as well okay

oh my god that looks infected it kind of does but it's not is that pus it's just blood blood here I'll send you oh listen man discord you got to up your freaking limit on

megabytes cameras are too strong for you you can't upload that it's more than five mags I like it's too powerful give me a break that's right all right so you're

a little bit close upon some. This is your thing. This is your device. Yeah, this is my device. Now, it came off because early, it was supposed to be 14 full days. It came off because the last four days, the numbers had been tanking, like saying I was like at a glucose level of like 30, which, by the way, should mean that I'm talking incoherently or dead. All right? So like, that's too low for, to be. So we've been scratching our heads, doctor, me, I've been on and off with Tolbert and Dan and other people who know stuff like about this. And they're like, yeah, those numbers seem wrong. Like, what happens if you go eat an apple?

What happens? And I go do it. And I show them, well, jump to 50. He's like, that should jump to 1.30. So what the hell's this? This is weird. Something's wrong. And the whole time I'm paranoid going, oh, it's plunging.

Something's my blood is gone plungy. I didn't know what was going on. And anyway, I noticed today that the. the little adhesive was starting to come a little loose. I'm like, you know what? We're taking this off. We're going to see what the hell's going on. Yeah.

Because it feels wrong. Now, that pin you see. Yeah. The little sticking out and kind of bent? Yeah, that should be straight. Uh-huh. Okay? And it was straight when they put it in.

It was straight when I put it in and it stayed straight the whole time except the last four days, there was a mark, or three days, whatever it's been. It was a marked drop. And that had to have been the day where probably what happened. The theory is sometimes when you sleep and you're mushing on that thing. And I shift a little too hard and it bends it. And now it's like barely into the subcutaneous, whatever. It's not in the place that it needs to get its reading.

Proper reading, right. So we think that so now it makes sense because I haven't felt like I was anemic or what's the word? Is it anemic? Whatever it is. Low insulin. Low blood sugar where you can barely function. What do you call that? Hypoglycemic, that's it.

Hypoglycemic. Yeah, that never happened. Never felt that way, but this readings were saying I was near death. And so it was a little frustrating, you know. Yeah, sure. I don't need this. And so there it is. So now.

Like you see, human. Yeah. Stuff fading. As I continually flogged my HIPAA in public, there you go. That's what happened with that and everything's fine. But it's a little annoying, especially for a $45 device. No kidding. Because that was supposed to be on there for a couple weeks.

And it was only on for. 11 days, I think. Okay. All right. Wasn't that too bad? Yeah. Well, I guess we're only a few days. We're three days away from the full two weeks, but it's the last four days have been.

Yeah, I haven't worked. Incorrect reading. So it's annoying and whatever. But there was a moment there was this weird feeling of like, all right, that's dipping below 30. If that was real, I seriously would be comatose or death right now. Like this can't be real. So it was almost like, what's the movie? Help me with this.

There's a movie where, oh, I know what it is. It just hit me. The feeling that I had was war games. And stay with me here. So like, you know how in war games, you know, when you're like, you're playing a game, that whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Toward the end, it looks like all the missiles are launching. They're down in the bunker safe, you know, not, you know, safe, but the whole world is about to be annihilated.

And so you got, you got Maurice, the guy from, uh, what, it doesn't matter who's in it and Matthew Broderick all those people and they're all down there in the basement and it starts to do it yeah Damby Coleman's down there and you start seeing pee pee pee and all these missiles are just like and that if it's actually happening and they don't know if it is or isn't the world is being utterly annihilated right right but it turns out at the very end it they're not it's this is what it felt like to you yeah it felt like well the missiles the things the screen shows the missiles are coming but are we really getting blown up I don't know until I know.

And then you find out, no, it was all just happening. Another thing is like aliens, when Ripley's looking at the counter and it's going... And it shows all the red dots... Yeah. And they're like, they should be right on them, but they're not. Turns out they're above or whatever. This one's not as good because it ends bad. But you know what I mean?

Sure, there's a movie where some technology just gives a false reading. Is there not... Well, that's not devastating to the planet or the, you know, the, the, you know, the, the, uh, the, uh, the away crew right i mean there's got to be a better example of like a timer it ticks down it's it's uh episode uh 18 of quantum league when uh when al looks at his little lego device gushy come on you got help me out here that that's what it is right there you know he's sitting the side of it oh yeah yeah gushy or ziggie right yeah there you go zygi says there's a one in 12 chance you're here to make

these two kids fall in love wait when he hits the side of it and it it's perfect that's what it is your memories of Quantum Leap are powerful it's powerful

it's clear that that show was something you were watching while I was one of the greatest shows of all time that's there are a few shows that I'll never sit down and watch the DVDs because I'm sure they're all streaming somewhere but I own the entire DVD set of Quantum Leap,

the entire DVD set of moonlighting, and I think in a box somewhere, the entire VHS sets of the X-Files. Why the hell am I saving those? Those can just go. Yeah, you could probably sell them for a decent amount on... You think? Yeah, because it's such a weird collectible.

Includes $12 VCR, Magnavox VCR. Yeah. I mean, well, I guess what I'm saying is if they're in good shape, somebody somewhere wants to display those proudly. Sure, sure of it. And maybe those tapes, you know. I also own the entire Blu-ray collection of community. Because there's a lot of bonus stuff on there.

If you put the VHS tapes of X-Files next to each other, do they make a full shape of something? Yep, it is the full. That's, I think, the reason I bought them, because each one included, each set included art cards by folks like Bill Sinckevich and Art Adams and, you know, it was like a fluke monster drawn by Bill Sinckevich and the only way you could get it was by buying the box set. So I found cheap box sets that still have the cards in them and bought those. I don't really care about the VHS tapes, but I wanted those cards. They're one of those cards. No, but what I'm saying is this is it's going to pay off for you because now you have these pristine condition VHS tapes.

I do. And they're in the full collection. I guarantee some hipster weirdo out there is really into what you got. All right. Well, put it on eBay. Let's see where it goes. We'll see what happens. I'll bet you money.

I'll bet you money. Yeah. Community is another one that I own all the desks for because of all the bonus stuff. I don't think I have any complete. Oh, I have the Lord of the Rings complete uncut, big thing. Oh, Seinfeld. I also have the Seinfeld set, but I bought those eons ago. That would give me a way to watch. I guess I have Plex or something. You've got a way to watch. You'll have a way to watch them and like, you're watching King of the Hill. Yeah, I got King of the Hill.

You're shirking all of the recommendals that Nicole and I have given you. over the past year. And you're watching, I don't know, for the 11th time, 12th time. King of the Hill, you're right. But here's, but see, this implies that I'm sitting there focused on it. This is not the kind of show I focus on. It's just sort of on somewhere, you know, at night, it's on. Yeah, you got a, you know, parasite you'll have to pay attention to.

Yeah, yeah. Anything I need to pay attention to. And like I'm watching a documentary for recommendals this week, I have to pay attention to that, you know. You got to focus. Oh, I'm excited about the movie that, uh, that we watched last night. for recommendals. I had to look back and make sure that nobody's

recommended it yet. I don't think anybody has. Is it old? Oh, boy, am I excited. Older? No, it's 2019. Okay. It's not that old. A 2019 science fiction movie that nobody has ever heard of. Hold on.

I want this challenge. I take this challenge. All right. 2019. Well, not that you'd tell me because we're trying to say this for Wednesday, right? Right. Right. If I guess it, I'll send you it. I'll send you message. Okay. I mean, if you can guess on here, I'm not going to tell you if you're right or not.

That's true. You're not going to tell me either way. I'll wait until Wednesday, but I'm going to try to figure it out. Like, if I even look at thrill list and say, all right, the best science fiction movies of 2019, I bet it's not even going to be in this list. Not even on the best of? Because it's so, it's unheard of, but it's got a 92% rotten tomato score. Oh, man.

This sounds like something I'm going to want to watch. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's not even on thrill lists, the best science fiction movies of 2019. And Serenity is on there. The Wandering Earth is on there. Captain Marvel, Endgame. Happy Death Day to You. Happy Death Day to You is on this list.

What is that again? I don't even know what that is. That's the Groundhog Day with a slasher. Bloomhouse's Groundhog Day with a slasher. Right. I think we talked about it on FilmSack once. as maybe a future thing we might see. Bloom House is really planting the seeds

for an eventual harvest on film sack. It's going to have. It really are. Like one of these years will be all Bloomhouse. Yep. Yep. 2023. Film sack is all bloomhouse all the time.

Be out there with our thresher uproot and these old seeds that were planted in 2019 or so. Yeah. Those movies are, I will say this. Those movies are fun. The first one is takes itself a little bit more seriously than the second one. second one is kind of like the Gremlins 2

Oh To the first one's Gremlins Okay You know how Gremlins 2 kind of makes fun of the first movie a little bit Yeah and it also I don't know, ratchets everything up a notch Yes Yeah

Happy Death Day 2 kind of does that Okay You know I wouldn't be opposed I like horror movies I'm just usually That is one where you do You would I think you wouldn't need to see the first one To really appreciate the second one though

All right I may do that then Or save it for film sac Who knows? I don't know. Right, right, right. All right, a couple of quick things here. Yeah. Where did you land? Speaking of TV, where did you land on, I assume you saw it because I remember you

saying you did, but do you ever see the entirety of Homeland? We did. We finished it earlier this year. Okay. We had to take it in the segments. Yeah. Like one or two seasons at a time. Claire Dane's is, she's a lot.

She's freaked out a lot in that show. She really freaked out a lot. And she plays a. Carrie, whatever her last name is, not Bradshaw. That's all I can think of right now. Carrie Matheson, Carrie Matheson, thank you. Carrie Mattson. She plays that character so well.

We have to figure that she's a little bit like that. That's what we kind of assume. Oh, that's funny. Claire Daines is really good at playing that kind of type A character because she herself is kind of a type A character. Her movie in 2010, the Temple Grandin movie, is really good. really, really good. Yeah. That's something to watch.

All right. So we... But the rest of it, Mani Pitinkin, fantastic. I mean, the show in its entirety, I think, is really, really good. It's really well put together. Some, well, there's seven seasons, maybe? Eight, I think.

There were a couple. There were kind of a little bit scattered, eight. Yeah, I think it's eight. But all in all, it wrapped things up nicely. The last couple seasons are, crazy but good okay uh all right this is good I'm asking this is because we're Kim's watching it and she I'd seen seasons one through two already or three maybe and so when she fired it up I'm like oh okay cool I like that

show let me know what you think and then she kind of caught up to where I was and now we've been watching new episodes together and we're really into it like yeah for us it's got like 24 levels of 24ness, you know? Right, suspense and that sort of thing. We got really tired of the whole I love him, I hate him, I love him, I hate him, of the Peter Quinn

Oh yeah, Peter. Situation, but that kind of gets, that resolves itself. Listen, if Peter, if Jeremy Renner ever steps down in the Hawkeye role, I think he put that in. Yeah, I saw you tweet this and I disagree, but go for it. I think he'd be great Hawkeye, be good Hawkeye, no? He looks like a weasel He looks like a ferret

And I want my hot guy to look like a ferret I just think he looks a lot like Jeremy Runner He looks like his brother No you know who would be great is Who was Dawson's Creek The main dude I mean sorry not the main dude Not Dawson

But the brunette dude Fringe Dawson's Creek I know who you mean That guy Can't think of his name Pacey was a character name on Dawson's Creek I think so Joshua Jackson

There you go Joshua Jackson All right You think he'd be a good Hawkeye Yeah yeah Okay Make him Hawkeye We're getting our We're getting our if hot guy stops down

You can't really look at the pictures of Joshua Jackson with a full beard Because it does kind of throw you off But I think you'd make a good hot guy But we're getting our, we're getting our, if Hawkeye steps down, we've got young, young daughter, Hawkeye, stepping into the role. And that's what the TV show is going to be all about. That's who again?

She's good. Crap. Hawkeye. Hawkeye's daughter. Old men, Google stuff. Ova Rousseau. Okay. Kate Bishop will be the character.

And, oh, yeah, she's cool. I like her. Mm-hmm. Yeah, she'd be great. Anyway, what was my point? Oh, so Homeland. It has, it's, it really has its hooks in us currently, but I also can see why some people get frustrated with some of the,

like, Carrie, Carrie's a mess. She is. She's a freaking mess. And she goes from being not a mess and amazing in a certain, like, in a case they're doing or, you know, a particular play they're doing or whatever. And then the next day, she's a complete freaking mess. mess. And she causes problems by being a mess.

And like going off her meds and and exploding at the wrong person, the wrong, you know, person of authority. Yeah. And yeah. She throws up a lot too. It's like four or five times she barfs. And that's after the pregnancy.

Yeah. She just keeps barfing. And that one dude, boy, he's the guy that throws me off the most in Hollywood. So the redhead guy who was in Band of Brothers. He plays he plays a rigby what's his name the the the marine that gets kidnapped and then converts and then is a terrorist and all that that guy oh well but yeah Peter Quinn right you're talking about him not him Peter Quinn's yeah um Peter Quinn's the guy that he's in the he's in the CIA Peter Quinn is

you maybe you think oh oh oh oh I'm thinking of the guy I think I am thinking of your guy the guy I'm thinking of is the guy who gets converted and is a secret operative oh yeah Damien lewis that's a little ferret face. Oh, well, he's, yeah, definitely. Oh, no Hawkeye for him. No. No, no, no, no. Oh, I see you're talking about.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Peter Quinn's like a... Oh, yeah, this guy could make a decent hawk guy. There you go. See, I knew it was a crazy. I wasn't crazy. I knew it. Yeah.

But yeah, the other guy's a ferrette face. Yeah. The only problem with the Peter Quinn guys is that he did play Agent 47 in that really bad hitman movie. Oh, yeah. Like really bad. He's terrible in it. gosh, but he's a good actor.

Anyway, both those guys are British, and they freak me out every time they talk because they're British, damn it. Both those actors, and they're so good at English accents or American accents that it always throws me, so you'll see an interview or you'll see a thing with the main guy, the redhead, the ferret face, and he'll be talking normal like, oh, carry it, carry, I got this and carry out of that. And then he'll do an interview and go, yes, when I was playing the character, and I found it to be here for everybody.

It's like, those guys are the most British-ass British people. I just, that blows my mind how good. good they are doing our voices. Oh, yeah. The guy that always blows me away is the guy on Succession, Tom. Oh, yeah. Tom, who's not a member of the family, but is married to Shiv. And he was on that, that, not really fictional.

He's dramatization of the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire scandal in the UK. Oh, right. And seeing him with his regular UK accent just freak me out, like, oh, my God. All right. British, but you'd never guess on Succession. Yeah, he's amazing. He was also in that Ripper Street, which is British. And if you watch, see, I watch that first and then Succession, and Succession blew my mind because I was like, who are you, who even are you? What is this? So what's going on over there? Zoe, can you explain yourselves? What's going on? It's amazing. Like, not all of you

get it right. Some of you, you know, like the Scottish seem to have a little trouble. Ewan McGregor has a pretty good job, but he's had moments of back and forth. Sean Connery never could really pull off an American action. No, no. So it's not like the entire UK. I know that the Scottish aren't British. The Scottish are part of the United Kingdom. That doesn't count as British, Claire.

Listen to Claire. She's going to have an Irish moment. She's having an Irish moment here. Anyway. Wait, Sean Conner is Irish? I thought he was... No, he's British. I thought he was Scottish.

Right? He's Scottish. I thought he was Scottish. He's 100% Scottish. You guys are crazy. She typed that in all the caps, which makes me wonder where she's getting that. Yeah, he was born in Edinburgh. Yeah.

Gerard Butler struggles too. Yeah, a little bit, although he was pretty good in Greenland. Kind of impressed me. Or Greenland. How do you say it? Greenland or Greenland? Greenland. Okay.

That's what I do. We're in safe space here. Anyway, I'll let you guys know at the end. So does it have, does it end strong? Does Homeland end strong? Yes. Yes. Like you said, the last two seasons, I think, are good, it was a good way to close it up.

Good, yeah. And I'm just going to say, I'm going to say that Mandy Patinkin leaving the very popular at the time at its peak, leaving criminal minds and doing this instead, best career movie could have made. For sure. So much better than what he, the garbage he was shilling over there. Not that he was bad in it, but that show sucks. I mean, it's not good. but yeah yeah

all right yes are they still gosh you guys Scottish are not English the English they hate well they used to have a war you know I've seen

I've seen Scotland and England are two separate countries that both are part of the United Kingdom but they're united now but not always you know they used to be you know what you are to me McGregor or whatever

and they fight with that guy from reservoir dogs remember that movie what was that called Somebody pointed out that they used to have a war. They used to have a war. We're giving people so much content for call now. That's happening later, folks.

Call now. There you go. Rob Roy, that's the movie TV's Travis. Thank you. You know what you are to me, Rob Roy. All right. Let's move on and I read this email from James. This is from James.

James wrote in and said, Hey, Stink and Bomb. Trust me, this is no way. way, is no way an indication of how I feel about you excellent fellows. Fair enough. That'll, that starts things off in a certain time. I was about to write them off. Yeah, me too.

When he said that, I was like, I'm not listening to the rest of this email because of that opening. F, the rest of these letters I'm about to read. Yeah. I'm a little behind on my listing habits, but I just caught the discussion regarding Scott's secret service buddy is the one that sent me a poo pitcher, remember? Oh, yeah, right. So as I can assure you, getting a serious job is in no way an indication of maturity. I worked anti-terrorism in Japan, was a machine gunner in Iraq,

and spent the last six years working on Air Force surveillance aircraft. He says, no, not the ones you're thinking. I wonder what I was thinking. Let me think for a minute. What would I think if you said surveillance aircraft? Yeah. I don't know what those are big. Probably like the SR-71.

Maybe. That's a newsworthy model. Anyway. Or the, what's the flat one, the angular flat one? The stealth bomber. The stealth bomber, yeah. that's not really surveillance though that's uh yeah my favorite joke whenever i see a picture of a stealth bomber is well that's not very stealthy i can see it right there there it's clearly clearly in this photo yeah i've seen them at our local air base just sitting there on the runway i'm like nice stealth aircraft you got there i can see it anyway uh poop jokes or no he says i've always taken pride in my ability to separate professionalism from downtime and intermingle them as much as i can without getting in deep shite he says so poop jokes and brian are just a commonplace past the armed security and

barbware as they are anywhere else yes i know vp details a higher level vice president uh but one of my buddies from the core was the hmx squadron uh which is the president's helicopters and i've heard some stories so he was like you know pilot or co-pilot on the on the what is it marine one air force two isn't it that was marine one because they're both the helicopters i'm Sorry, right. Yes. The vice president's plane is our force, too. There you go. Yeah. Yep. I'm not a bummer. You're in the second plane. Well, now you've got

what's his face as second gentleman. Oh, yeah. You got. Instead of first lady and second lady, you've got, I'm second gentleman. It's like being the second best man. I think in the haze and smoke of the current political climate that we're in.

Yeah. And post-pandemic and mid-pandemic and just all the reasons why it's just muddy now. It's easy to forget how actually insane or not insane how big a deal that is. We have a female vice president. Forget about your party for a minute. All right. Everybody, forget about who you support.

There's a female vice president, meaning a heartbeat away from the presidency. We have a lady for the first time in the history of this country and a woman of color. And her husband is a first gentleman, which is a weird thing to even hear. Look at us with our, with it. But the crazy. It's crazy. I know. Yeah. It feels like that, the excitement over that just fizzled out really quick.

And then we got back to, oh, yeah, pandemic. Yeah, pandemic. MIR. Delta variant. MIR. Don't even, don't go there. I know. I'm sorry.

We're trying not to. Daily. We're watching everything like, all right. Ireland's still on. Okay. All right. Japan's still going. Okay.

Good. You're trying to get it all in before the next big wave. I can see. We are. Exactly. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. What about Epsilon?

Oh, no. No, epsilon's coming. Is there really an epsilon? No. Not yet. There's a lambda. But I don't think it spreads as fast as Delta. A lambda variant?

Yeah. There's a Lambda variant. I feel bad for the Delta variant. I feel bad for Delta Airlines. I don't know why. Yeah, right. I just feel like they have to deal with like this name thing. It's not, that's not fun.

That's like having your name be Hitler. Right. Or what was the, um, that was like Corona. Corona beer. Yeah, Corona beer, yeah, exactly. They're just getting over that. Yeah. I wonder if you can get a Corona beer on a Delta flight right now.

I wonder if you could. That's pretty funny. All right. He finishes this by saying, I hope your buddy doesn't lose himself in that black hole that is Washington. Hopefully he'll send you another poo pick soon. Love the show, James. Well, James, I appreciate the insider's view there.

Seems like the whole world likes to have a little fun. We just see the professionalism on the outside, but just below the surface, y'all are, you know, making fart jokes and running around like the Three Stooges, so it's good to know. I haven't heard from my friend at all. He doesn't listen to this show,

this old pal of mine. When I used to know him, I guarantee this would have been something he would love to listen to every day. Yeah. I think he's gotten, I don't know, the Secret Service made him a little cold. High and mighty, hoity tooty.

She's a little cold now. Yeah, that's fun. That's okay, though. I need to text them and say, you used to be fun. He used to be fun. Remember that poo picture? Here it is. Look at it.

Remember you used to be fun? You were great. Now you're laying. All right. Let's do the news. And it's coming right up. The news is brought to you by. Brought to you by Jerry Tolbert and Dan Patrice, because smart people can be very useful.

Very useful. Very useful. They have been. incredibly helpful to me while I had to do all these new meds and stuff. You're looking at bet needles and all that sort of thing. Yeah, sure. I mean, Dan, Dan was like, he was the first one to say, those numbers don't look right. And then Jerry confirmed it. And of course, Jerry's, you know, full-time doctor and knows everything. So he's like, okay, none of those meds mix and this, that, and the other. And like, these guys are just great,

great friends to have, is what I'm saying. Yes, yes. So be nice to your friends. Always be good to know people who know stuff. Yeah. If they know things, you're going to need them, is what I'm saying. All right. Alien burps in the news. We go from important doctor information to an important news about alien burps. They may have been detected on Mars by NASA's Curiosity rover. This is real, by the way.

Space.com is talking about it. A group of scientists have just pinpointed the location on Mars of a mysterious source of methane, a gas most often produced by microbes, and NASA's Curiosity rover could be right on top of it. Methane blips have been pinged on Curiosity's detection system six times since the rover landed on Mars Gale Crater in 2012. But scientists weren't able to find the source for these, what they're calling burps.

Now, with a new analysis, the researchers may have traced the methane burps to their origin. To calculate the unknown methane source, researchers at the California Institute of Technology modeled the methane gas particles by spitting them into a discrete packet or packets. Or splitting. Splitting. What I say? Spitting, spitting, splitting. Spitting the methane.

I sure. You know, a very scientific method of spitting. That's right. Taking to account the wind speed and direction at the time of their detection, the team traced their parcels of methane back through time, through time in their possible points of emission. By doing this, for all of the different detection spikes, they were able to triangulate regions where the methane sources are most likely located, with one of them being just a few miles away from the rover.

Anyway, they still don't know what's doing it, but because it's microbial, it's probably, it could be biological, whatever it is. Yeah, which is interesting. It's not like just like a little fart volcano. Yeah. What if it's John? It could be a little, you know, like a whole hive of little Mars critters that are all full. farting. Yeah, and they're just farting away, because that's what you do, you fart. What if it's just a cow? Someone sent a cow up there, and we just forgot that we did it. Just a cow with an astronaut helmet on it.

Just sitting there, farting. Just sitting there, chewing on a, you know, a patch of grass. Cows are dumb. We were, of course, talking on the day where Bezos and his little pack of cronies came back to Earth, flew for 11 minutes, and came back. Yep. That makes $2 billion. millionaires in two weeks who have done their duty. That's right well, but Branson

has an asterisk. Bezos went past the 62 mile above sea level Oh, that's true. Mark of what they call space. Yeah, I noticed too, there's a real difference between the ships.

Yeah. And I don't just mean the penis shirt. I don't just mean the phallus version of Bezos's, but like the Virgin Air one would look like something Star Trek would dream up and the interior in particular was super fancy and swanky yeah and Bezos's thing was a lot more just let's get this penis in the air like let's get it up there you know that surprised me well he got all the parts uh with free two day shipping

they didn't have time to really gussy it up there's also an amazon recommended or whatever so right yes exactly yeah all the pieces by the way came in boxes there were three times too large for them and tons of air pillows to support them. Now, I'm genuinely excited for the old lady that was on there, the 85-year-old. Oh, yeah, right. That's her name. Her she has a funny name. Oh, Wally.

Funk. Wally Funk. Wally Funk. Yeah. Wally Funk. She looks legit stoked. And also in the amazing shape for her age. And I can't help but be happy for her.

I don't. For sure. I kind of, like, as easy it is to get tangled up in the, billionaires at their thing and whatever. Like, they're just now achieving with their billions what we collectively as a society did 70 years ago. And yet we're somehow freaking out about it. But on the other hand,

I also like the space exploration being pushed forward no matter what is pushing it forward. And I go back and forth and back and forth. But at the end of the day, 85-year-old lady up there, awesome. Well done. Now the oldest astronaut ever in space. That's super cool.

Yeah, she holds the record. It would be nice if they all could have just gotten together and ridden up there on one, one billionaire own flight and then used some of their billions for other things. Yeah. That's the other thing. Everyone always says, well, with this money, they could change the world. They could do both things. They could do both things, yes.

They have enough. They have enough to do both of those things, even simultaneously. They have enough people, money, and resources and wherewithal to make all kinds of positive change. but I don't I don't know they're all measuring wieners right now

that's what they're doing Iker asks are you an astronaut if you're just a passenger I mean you're an astro or not yeah yeah I think so

like I think there were scientists on some of the space missions that weren't actively flying the the capsule yeah there's also

yeah Lennon and 8 I agree and they choose not to do both No, no, it bugs me. Yeah, no, like the lady, the teacher that tragically exploded in the discovery flight when all those people died. Oh, yeah, they called her an astronaut. She's a teacher.

They did. That's right. So, yeah, it's all astronauts, man. You're an astro-not. But not spelled N-O-T. Okay, all right. That's right. Hey, Joey Image in the chat room.

Look, we have a pro wrestler here, everybody. Professional wrestler, Joey. He wants to borrow my moonlighting DVDs. like we talk he'll just rip him and put them on a on one of his one of his thousands of hard drives and uh it'll be available for the rest of us to plexed by tomorrow i'm sure um all right moving on uh anyway we'll see what these fart and things are eventually i think that's super interesting because even if it's just a natural fauna flora under the crust sort of thing that's still fascinating like what the heck is that i can't believe

farts are going to really or burps and farts are going to be the big thing on on mars Yeah. Get your burp to Mars. All right. And where were the spiders? We got to talk about this Tour de France sausage truck that got in the way. All right. Sounds good.

You like biking, Brian? You've been doing that. I do. I finally got back on the bike yesterday after not riding since the MS-150. It felt really good. Oh, that's good. Glad to hear that, actually. I was going to ask you something else about that, and I forgot what it was.

about your ride. I can't remember now. Anyway, so you got this... Oh, I know what it was. On a ride like the MS-150, do you have to do a bunch of maintenance on the bike when you're done? Does it do that kind of stress on the bike, or do you not worry about it?

No, not really. Okay. I took it to a shop before the ride to just have it blooped up and, you know, the chain tension checked and tires checked and all that stuff. but no, not afterwards. Claire is asking if I carry a tie. These all, by the way, be good questions for Carl Now later.

But for the MS-150, I don't, and I don't even carry a pump because there are so many race vehicles that go back and forth for people who are having problems that I don't need any extra weight of that sort of thing. If I need a repair, I go off to the side, a race truck shows up probably within 10 minutes and says, hey, need something. But I can say, yeah, you got a flat. Has it happened to you before? Nope. Nope. Look at you. I've never needed it, but I've seen lots of people who, lots of people who have.

Yeah, I was going to say, somebody somewhere has got to have a breakdown. Yeah. Else why even have the truck. Well, let's talk about this truck. This is a very different kind of truck. Let's talk about the sausage truck, yeah. Sausage truck got stuck. You know, these old French roads.

There's no, like, double lanes or anything. These things are 100 years old. Narrow, mountainous French roads. Yeah. Al, a big old truck full of sausage got, broke down and blocked the race, entirely. You couldn't get around it. And this was stage eight of this year's 2021 Tour de France,

102 kilometers into the mountainous stage. Something went wrong. A big truck laden with promotional sausages. Got stuck. What does that mean? Wait a minute. Promotional sausages. These are going to be handed out at the next rest area, the next stop.

Would you like some sausage to help you this is the last part of the race? You may have seen us stuck in the road before when you could not pass. I know we are in France, but these are German sausages. That's how it goes. Yeah. This, let's see, it's a promotional caravan traveling ahead of the Peloton.

Peloton. Is that what it's called? A group of cyclists in a race is a Peloton. Oh. Well, no wonder that name's popular. A cluster. I thought it was just the brand of those running things. Anyway, whatever.

It casts assorted treasures and single-use plastics into the waiting public's hands. This is written like Frilly here. Let's see. This was a seven citrone 2-CV drive ahead of the race. What does that mean? The caravan fires along seven cities. I don't know what any of the words mean. This is French or something.

So seven cars like clearing the way vehicles go in front of the race so that they can make sure that the road ahead is clear, that there aren't problems. Got it. I guess that's just the making model is the Citron 2 CVs. Well, that fat-ass truck, if you see where this thing is, chat room, look at it out. Yeah. That's just not.

And there's room for a bike to get around the side. But, boy, that is a steep drop-off on the other side of that little foot-tall stone wall on the other side of the truck. Yeah. In a more violent time, we might all get up behind it and push it over and just push it over the edge and call it a loss. Just the promotional sausages is all you'd lose. Well, won't somebody think of the sausages.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I think. All right. Speaking of Florida. Nope, we didn't talk about Florida. Let's talk about Florida. No, let's talk about Florida. That's time we had a little talk about Florida.

Yep, they need it. Florida man. It's just not working out. No, it's not. We're going to sever you and just have you float off to Cuba or whatever. Florida man told police, or he tried to throw a live gator into a building's roof. is a thing that happened. Okay, sure, because that's a thing. Yep. Florida man told police officers he was teaching a lesson.

Oh, it a lesson, sorry, the gator. When he tried to throw a live gator, he had stolen from a miniature golf course onto the roof of a beachside cocktail lounge. Wow, so much to unpack there. Yeah. So they have live gaiters at miniature golf courses in Florida? I guess so. Hold on to see. I got the windmill hole was tough. man no kidding

all right so this is the info they give the 32 old man was arrested early Thursday when Daytona Beach Shores police spotted him attempting to throw the gator onto the roof of this cocktail lounge the officers saw the man take the alligator by its tail that's what you do and that's what they say

is to take that alligator by the tail they say yeah take the heater by the tail if he hollers let him go something like that yeah it's life advice he says they hit it against the awning of the building and threw it into the ground and stomped on it twice. Oh, my God.

Yeah, there's a lot more to this story. The man from Homestead, Florida was taken into custody, charged the possession and injury of an alligator, unarmed, a burglary of an occupied dwelling and theft and criminal mischief. The man told officers he had stolen the gator from an enclosure. There you go, near the miniature golf course. All right, so there you go.

Because this says from a miniature golf course. The guy needs to be thrown into the enclosure with the remaining gaiters. and uh yeah and let them let them stump on him for a while i'm fine with that yep and let this reporter hang out with him for a while because he said earlier from the miniature golf course and then later said an enclosure nearby the miniature golf course no no no an enclosure at a nearby miniature golf course well look at the no no i got that but look up top look up top where he says florida man deba da throw a live bagger he had stolen from a miniature golf course correct correct He had stolen the gator from an enclosure at a nearby miniature golf course.

The miniature golf course is nearby and contains an enclosure that previously contained this gator. Why are there enclosures with gators in them in a miniature golf course? I don't know. We're going to break this sentence down, Scott. I'm really annoyed by that. Underline the subject and the predicate. No, you're totally right. But I guess in my head, there should be never a golf course that,

It includes a container. I agree. Whether there's, right, whether there's an enclosure or not. You know. Yeah, that's really weird. I'm like, all right, oh, we got to go by the hole where you do the loop-to-loop. By the way, right next to it is a cage with some all-allegators in it. You're absolutely right.

Claire, I can fix your keyboard if the, if they all caps button on. Her caps locked. I think there's some gin stuck under the key, the keys that are forcing it any caps lock. Just a little sticky or something. It's weird. Yeah. Uncollocular cats. All right.

Final story. It's a horror movie. He says a dude about a biblical swarm of mosquitoes that has invaded Cape Cod. Oh, no. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Oh, it's a plague. Plague of mosquitoes.

It's a plague. Here comes. As promised in the bibble. Let's see. An outbreak of pesky insects in Wellfleet. Brought on by Salt Altwater indonation of the Duck Harbor due to Dune Overwash. Man, there's a lot in there.

Wow, there's an entire, the Cape Cod Mosquito Control Project. Wow, that's awesome. Duck Harbor due to a Dune Overwash. Yeah, Dune Overwash. I know. It's the next game from Blizzard and director Villeneuve is Dune Overwash. This year we get Dune. next year, Dune Overwash.

And then Blizzard releases. Are we still getting Dune? I know Dune just got pushed back again. Is it December though? It's still happening this year, right? October. Currently October. October. Okay. And according to Universal executives, it is not budging from there.

So. Okay. We'll see. Okay. They better not. They're not Universal. When does Live and die another day without bond, whatever it's called? No time to die. no time to die

yeah that's been in the hole forever right yeah is that still happening this year current production development release here we go October 8th okay okay so October is right

yeah we'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see Mr. Bond do you expect me to do you expect me to release film no I expect you to push I expect you to to delay it again, Mr. Bar.

This year, guys, this year, Wraith. This year. That's the plan. Dune and Bond, October 2021. This guy over here at the NBC Boston affiliate said, we had a washover effect. Mother Nature breached a dune, and it was ripe ground for breeding.

What's this dune business? Hold on. All right. Dune's on Cape Cod. Your dunes on the Cape. Did you not listen to the lyrics of the Pinya Colada song by Rupert, Oh, what does it say? There's dunes on the Cape.

There are dunes on the Cape. Oh, all right. That's better than Cape's on the Dune. That's true. Yeah. Let's see. Water gets so high enough to go over the Dune system, which is normally a high point, protects the Duck Harbor behind it. Okay.

Thank you, Paley-esque, like Loco, Coco. You're a Rocco? That's awesome. I didn't know that's how that worked. And also, I don't think people in Florida should be, or anybody in, sorry, Cape Coddra, There should be saying anything about it being biblical in size because people have a tendency to believe dumb stuff like that and will now have a doomsday thing where they'll lock themselves in their basement with a gun.

Oh, it's biblical. I heard it was bad. It's a biblical in size. Oh, no. Rupert Holmes hates that song now. Is that true? Well, he should because it's basically saying, yeah, this couple just both decide they're going to cheat on each other.

And then they end up the same place. And oh, darn it. I was going to cheat on you, but you like the same things I do. All right, let's get back together. Adorable. That doesn't happen. It's the worst meat cute ever. That just makes me want to eat meat.

All right, moving on. We're going to take a break. When we come back, it's call now. Yeah, that's right. You heard me. Jury's not here today. You had a meeting. And because of that, we're going to let you call us at the number 801-47-1-0462 and take your live calls.

We're going to hear what you. you have to say. That'll be after the break, so don't call yet. But call soon. Not now, but soon. Before we go there, though, Brian's got to play a song. So, Brian, you want to do that? I do, yeah. Listener Dylan wrote in and said, hey, love this song. I've contacted the band and told him that I love the song. I'd love to ask for permission to have it played on TMS. They said, yes. He sent me a little screenshot of their discussion. And I agree. I believe. him and I trust him. I do too.

That is und doctored. This is a band called Four Minutes Later. It is Junior and Moon, are the members. A couple of best friends that started recording music together in 2018 and been cranking it out. These guys are fantastic. This is their brand new single. It's called In My Head. Here is Four Minutes, Four Minutes Later.

mirror mirror on the wall build me up to watch me fall lie to me don't tell the truth broken glass no excuse my best friend and my worst enemy in my head mirror mirror on the wall fairy tales aren't true at all i find myself for something else my mind goes on when the lights go out sometimes it's hard to slink with monsters in my head

I try to close my eyes and forget what I said to check under my bed in my head I'm flipping through the memories of things you used to say to me because I just couldn't tell the truth I never meant to lie to you. My best friend and my worst enemy in the end. Clearer, clearer, I can see you never should have trusted me.

I fight myself for something else. My mind goes on when the lights go out. Sometimes it's hard to sleep with monsters in my head. I try to close my eyes and forget what I say. I'm in my head. You're taken to my bed. In my head. I'm in my head.

Sometimes it's hard to sleep with monsters in my head I try to sleep with monsters in my head I try to close my eyes and forget what I said Are you going to my bed? In my head. In my head. I'm afraid. Thank you for everything. You can get out of the house.

So in my head, you've got to see it. I'm like a man. I'm just going to lose to shake on my house. In my house. Hey, guys, let's talk about getting your, your prescriptions in a faster, easier way. I want to thank Amazon Pharmacy for supporting the morning stream because of how easy it makes it to get your prescriptions now. Oh, man, it makes it easy to order prescriptions, have them delivered straight to your door.

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and their brand new single in my head. Big thanks to listener Dylan, who not only found this song, but also contacted the band and asked for permission. He's rad for doing that. You can be rad, too, by doing the same thing. Yeah, why wouldn't you want to be rad? Be rad.

Just as red as doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be red. That's what I say. Be rad. Be rad like Brad. Yeah, be rad like Brad. Brad's pretty rad.

Brian, it's time for... Call now. Yeah, that's right. Chance for us to hear from our listeners and see what they got to say. We already have a caller. Let's find out who it is. First caller up. Who's this?

Hey, guys. It's Desiree. Hello, Desiree. Yeah, it's been a lot. It's been a while. Is your rainbow still bright? Or how's that going? Yes, yes.

I'm still for the morning. part shining bright yeah that's fantastic always good to hear from you what is your big question for us today oh well you had mentioned earlier about um the the thing that you had on your arm yeah

if you if there was a movie related to that oh yeah there's a whole there's actually a whole movie related to that it's called the last holiday with Queen Latifah oh really the yeah the the premise of the movie was that um she she had a

she got a concussion went to get a scan and the machine basically was all faulty and what happened was they told her oh you're about to die in like a couple like a couple of weeks so she was like she's like oh my gosh I haven't lived my life so she goes out and she's like oh no since I'm going to die in a few days I'm going to go and use all the money that I've saved and I'm going to live my life And that's the whole, I don't know, it's the whole premise of the movie is that she thought she was dying based off of a faulty machine. Well, now I'm looking at this, this listing on INDB, I have now, now that I've seen it, I, or look at this, I've seen this. Kim made me, not make me, she had me watch this.

And it was pretty good. It was like not your typical, um, rom-com, because there's some rom-com elements to it, but it's not your typical one of those. It had a great cast, Queen Latifah, Ella, Cool. Carlo Esposito, he's loving everything. Alicia Whit. He's a meth dealing chicken lord. Gerard de Pardieu. Yeah. Timothy Hutton is in there. Whole bunch of people.

Anyway, it was good. I liked it. Yeah. It's a really cute movie. Yeah, you're not, not only you're not wrong. This is the perfect example. You did it. You nailed. I nailed what we were looking for, so well done. All right. That's all I wanted to do. Well, it's really good to hear you and

always good to hear from you. Have a fantastic rest of your Tuesday. Is it today's Tuesday? Yes, thank you. You too. See you later. Bye. All right.

So who's in charge? Like, let's say you, your doctor tells you've got a couple weeks to live. You decide, I'm going to blow all my savings and just live it up for the next couple weeks. Then we say, oh, we made a mistake. Yeah. Are they on the hook then for all the money you spent? Oh. It seems like it would be their responsibility to pay that back.

Seems like it, right? The doctor that made the mistake. Yeah. Feels like it, but then they make you sign a bunch of stuff that, like, gets them out of duty there. I hate that. All right, we got a call her on the line who has called in for, and they're right here now. Hi, who's this? Hey, this is Matt. How are you? Matt, I'm good. Hey, Matt. How are you? I am just amazing and glorious and living a great day today. Wow, that's fantastic.

Excellent. Living your best life? Yeah, you're no kidding. Matt, where are you from? Where are you from Missouri? Missouri. I'm from Missouri. I'm outside of St. Louis. All right, nothing wrong with Missouri. I have a lot of friends in St. Louis. So I guess you all take care of each other or something like that. Anyway, what's going on? What's on your mind? Hey, which one's better? Super Mario Bros. 3 or Super Mario World? Oh, Brian. Oh, really?

I say 3. You like 3 better? I say Super Mario Bros. 3, yeah. 3's really good. You're not wrong. I like, I mean, yeah, you get Yoshi in World, but you get the raccoon suit in 3. That's true. I think 3 endures in lots of ways that no one expected.

The best version of 3, though, is the Super Bowl. Super Mario Brothers All-Stars upgrade they did on the SNS, which made it look like World. That's probably, that would be my answer, that version, yeah. That's kind of, right, it's kind of a cheat because we're almost saying both in that one, but... Yeah, they've both were really good games. For sure.

Yeah, they're two of that, I mean, I think they're the two high points of the two Dera for those games, but, yeah, well, you know what? We'll give it three. Brian brought me back around. He's right. Raccoon, Raccoon, Sue is doing everything. See you later, man. for the call. If you have something

you want to say or state, you can call now. Call now. 801-471-0462, 801-471-0-462. And it can be anything. Whatever you want to say. You can explain the difference between British, UK, and English. I would love it if somebody did that. That would be amazing if somebody called in about that. Here's a listener. Hi, who's this?

Hey, it's Amy, Redfragel in the chat. Hey, Amy, how you doing? Hey, how's it going, guys? The Great Robinson, comma, Amy. Hey, welcome back. It's good to have you on the air, as always. What's on your mind today? Well, I was wondering, because I have, like, a gazillion of these,

but is there, like, a hobby or a creative thing that either of you have, like, always wanted to do, but you've never gotten around to doing it? Yes. Full-sized, large-scale sculpting. oh really like what like a statue of david the size sculpting yes something big and massive like that and it can be whatever it's not i don't even have like a subject that i would prefer one over the other but you know like even like a big mandolorean i don't care just to want to do a big clay sculpture have it bronzed you know that kind of thing always something i wanted to do and i have you know

have you unwrapped that block of clay i did i did it's over there unwrapped and and but not used yet. It's unwrapped, though. So now it's just trying out. Yeah. So I keep doing this where I buy, you know, sculpt-y things and then I don't do anything with it because they're just so time-consuming and messy and everything. But yeah, man, I love.

I love that sort of thing and I wish I did more. The road behind me is littered with hobbies that I really want to complete and do. Like, I want to learn how to play guitar. Yeah. And I've got the software to do it. I pay for a musician. I just need to sit down. What I need to do is actually devote, like, an hour a day to not doing freelance, not doing

podcasting, not doing anything else, just focusing on one of my desired hobbies and completing it. So outside of the guitar thing, you got another one? Like, what's another? I knew you like the guitar stuff. What else? Let's see. I've got, I've still have Bill Duran's gun that I need to finish painting and designing and all that stuff. Like, there's a few painting projects.

that I need to take care of. I think that's kind of like all part of the you know, painting minis, painting 3D prints that I've done that need to be printed. What else? I wanted to play the didgeridoo,

but I've got a little portable didgeridoo over there. I love how diverse these are. Yeah. It's like they couldn't be more unrelated. It is. They totally are. Exactly, yes. I think that's awesome.

Well, Amy, how about you? What's the thing you've never done that you wish you could do? Oh, gosh, I have tons. Metal working. Like, I have a friend who does really cool, like, metal sculptures. Ooh, yeah. And also, I've always wanted to learn how to fix cars.

Oh, that's interesting. Like, get an old, like, beat up Volkswagen Beetle and restore it or something. It just sounds like a really cool project. Doesn't it, though? But it's going to take so much room and stuff and time and breaking your arms and legs and, you know, like, all this stuff you have to. to do to get, I don't know, the car stuff is... That's exactly the problem, yeah.

Like, I totally relate to that. My dad did this very thing. He would buy cars and fix them up. It's exactly what he did. And I used to admire it and go, man, one day I want to do that too. I can't freaking bring myself to even pull the trigger. Like, it just seems like a money hole and a time sink and all that. But then again, I don't know, I really like the video game car mechanic simulator

2018, I think it's called. It's really good. It's a lot easier to store, right? You don't have to store an entire car for that hobby. You just have to have a little bit of storage space. Exactly. It fits on your hard drive. But it's fun because you can get like an old Mustang or something.

And then from the rusty body, just work yourself up to it like a perfectly pristine car. And it adheres to a lot of the stuff you have to do in real life, but without the mess and the cost. So I don't know. For anyone out there who may want to dabble in that, that's a thing. You can do that. That's a good option. And I will look into that because that sounds like fun. Yeah, you should.

If I have a code somewhere, I'll be in touch with it because you could, you'd have fun with that, I think. I was right on. Amy, always good to hear from you. Have a fantastic week and we'll see you next time. If you want to be like Amy, you can call the show 801-47-1-0-462 and you can be on the show. We can talk and we can discuss things and have a little back and forth.

We haven't done this in a while, so it's nice to see a little rush of calls. here's one. This is someone on the phone now. Hi, who's this? Hello, you wanted someone to clarify between Ireland, Scotland. I like how you said, clarify, clarify. Clarify. Yeah, I see what you did there. Oh, yes, I should clarify. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, weird. All right, so, hey, it's Claire Gack, and she is now joining us, and now we finally, finally, after all this time, we get a historical accurate, a historically accurate description of what the hell's going on with England, Ireland, and. Scotland go so yeah just to clear out when you mention oh i'm accurate this is better uh if i uh if you guys say britain or like oh a british actor they tend to be english and i think that's the issue but wait a minute but the whole thing on the when we were talking to the chat was that you

were saying or somebody was saying maybe it wasn't you but somebody was saying the scottish are British. And they're not British, right? They're Scottish. The Scottish are British. They are? Yeah, the Great Britain is the landmass. Okay. United Kingdom takes that and adds Ireland. Northern Ireland. So if the Scottish, if you asked a Scottish person, said, hey, are you British? What would they tell me? Would they say, yes, we are British? Or would they be pissed that I asked? If I ask my mother, my mother is Scottish, she doesn't like to be called British, but that's just because no one really likes the British

but that's only because they're like trying to get independence as well. But really, they are British. Okay. So they are British. I didn't, I really, I honestly didn't know that. I thought there was this divide between all three

of you where you were all like, we're Irish, they're British, they're Scottish, but we're all united in the kingdom sort of thing. Nope. Yeah, well, like, that's the thing with, like, the Northern Ireland. Some people will call themselves British, even though they're really not. But it just depends. Yeah, because the whole political thing.

Yeah. So what's Liam Neeson? What do we call him? He's from Balamina. So he's from the North of Ireland or Northern Ireland. So would he call himself British, do you think? Or would he just say, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.

He's UKian. Oh, okay. Would he say? He would call himself Northern Irish or Irish. I don't know what he would call himself. Well, he's got, I mean, I don't know if his special set of skills includes being multiple things, but perhaps, perhaps he does. But technically he's not from Great Britain since he's from Northern Ireland. Right.

That makes sense. All right. Well, this has been, this has been really enlightening, Claire. I really appreciate the clarification. I really do, actually. And I should clarify that I said, in all caps as I do, that Sean Connery was Irish. I always get Sean Connery and Pierce Brofman. confused. So that's my bad.

Oh, okay, yeah. Pierce Brosnan was definitely, wait. Yeah, he's Irish. He's Irish. Right. Pierce Brosnan's Irish. Or no, I thought he was, no, no, I'm thinking, you know, I'm thinking about. John Conroy is Scottish. Who's Welsh? Oh, Batman's Welsh. Christian Bale.

Right? I know Catherine Zeta Jones is Welsh. Tom Jones is Welsh. Tom Jones? Tom Jones? Isn't it unusual? That guy? Yeah, that guy. No way. know that. All right. Well, we've learned a lot.

Claire, have a fantastic week. Hey, Claire, 45 days. It all goes well. Oh, 45. I'll see you in 45 days. Yeah, how do you feel about that, Claire? It's not very much. I'm very excited.

I'll have to buy in all of the whiskey and all of that. Yeah, get him drunk, will you? While he's there? I do have to be sober enough to drive on the wrong side of the road from the wrong side of the car. Oh, right. Good point. We don't want to make that any harder.

Claire, have a great week. I'll see you next time. it's always nice to hear from Claire yeah and I honestly didn't know that I feel dumb now I didn't know they were considered British like all the movies it's you know it's Mel Gibson fighting the British it doesn't right right right I know it that part is

that part gets a little confusing that's all I have to go off as you said they had a war yeah they did they did a war they did a war they did a war they did a war they used to have a war that's what it was they used to have a war it's so funny all right we got another caller on the line Hi, who's this? Hey, it's Stephanie. It's all ladies calling in the show today.

I love it. Well, we had one, dude. We had Matt. Oh, we had Matt. Matt called in. That's right. But this is amazing. I wanted to actually address this real quick.

We have probably, I don't know if we can claim this or not, but as podcasts and live streams go, I think we have one of the higher female listenerships of anywhere. I think so. And I don't know why, but I love it. So don't stop everybody. that Joe Rogan. Yeah, take that Joe Rogan with all your and your tour to France blocking sausage party. Yeah, all your men that you have. Anyway, it's nice to have you here. How are you doing, Stephanie? What's

your question today? I'm doing well. I'm doing well. I actually had like a thought and then I was going to follow up with a question. So I've been working from home, self-employed for about a year and a half now. And it occurred to me last night that what I do specifically is not something that I will be able to retire on. It's just kind of something I decided that I was going to dabble with for maybe like five years or so. And then I had to, like, it occurred to me that I might have to go back into the workforce. And I don't know if I would go back into the field that I was working in prior to being self-employed or if I should try something new and it just

kind of freaked me out a little bit because I kind of dread going back into the actual workforce again. So it just kind of made me, I was just thinking about that and I was like, oh, you guys are also like work from home, self-employed, kind of do your own thing. What would you guys do if you were like, okay, we don't need you anymore, what your services are are irrelevant, so now you have to go into the workforce? Like, what would you guys do? That's such a great question.

That's funny. What comes to your head first? Yeah, I get stuff, by the way, I don't know, I think, I don't see why you couldn't continue to design, because you're talking about the stuff, the freelance stuff you're doing is the designing mermaid, the costuming, but the... Just mermaid tails, dry, just mermaid tails. Thank you, yes.

Yeah. Because it was like you could do that, continue to do that even into retirement stuff. But anyway, so because I'm on LinkedIn for some stupid reason. I get notifications anytime there are job opportunities. It's like oh, well, so-and-so is looking for

an audio engineer or looking for an editor or producer. And it's probably if I had to go back into the office, I would try and go into that kind of space where I'm working in a studio kind of environment as opposed to cubicle work,

you know, plugging in zip codes into into spreadsheets, that sort of thing. I don't know what my answer is. This is a hard question. Scott would go back to work at the porn warehouse. Yeah, that's true. The dildo warehouse, yes. Yeah, the dildo warehouse was really proffered.

Yeah, you can have all the weeners you desire. Yeah, all of them all day. And that's a business that never goes slow, right? It's always. Talk about a sausage fest. Yeah, no kidding. No, I really, I think I would like Brian, you know, where I, when I, when I was in the 9 to 5 commute world.

A lot of what I do, I did there. I mean, I was a graphic designer for various companies and did, you know, stuff like that. I would probably end up somewhere like that again. But it's possible, it is possible that faced with it, you'd go, all right, well, what if I really wanted to just go completely somewhere different here? Like, what if I wanted to go just the opposite of something? And I don't know what that would be. Fighter or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I don't know if it would be like a thing I, you know, some, well, I'd love to teach, for example. I'd love to teach. But you can age out of that. So I don't know if that's a thing I'd even want to go for. But I love, I've always felt like I, if I was going to be, if there was ever a thing that I, there's an alternate universe where it's actually happening. There's some universe where I'm a teacher. And I'm teaching kids K through 12 somewhere in that range.

And it can be anything from our classes to anything, honestly. I just love, I love working with. kids. So I probably probably would maybe think about that. That would take some time because you need a teaching certificate. You need, you know, I'm not, I didn't go to school for any of that stuff. Yeah, so you got to kind of, in some ways you're starting over. But if that's, your question kind of implies that a little bit, kind of the, the possibility of

starting over, why not? I mean, I could start with, you know, who knows, I don't know, teachers make crap money. So that's a, right. I feel like it's kind of a catch-22 because I have the education for the previous, like, jobs I was working in, but I really didn't like it. Like, it didn't really work out for me, which is why I kind of quit and decided to go a different route. But at the same time, if I wanted to start something new, I don't really like the idea of student loans, because I've never had to do that. Financial aid has always, like, paid for my schooling, so I've never had to pay a student loan. I don't like that idea either.

so it's like, oh, I don't know. I know, it's nuts. The other thing I would probably do or I would think of immediately would be to help Carter do this idea she's had forever of opening a cafe. We'd even call it Frog Pants Cafe probably because that was something we've talked about for years. She wants to open a cafe so bad that features art everywhere. It would be like a little gallery. It would feature local artists and that sort of stuff.

But it would also be this like coffee shop. She'd make, she'd have like a menu that includes, those crazy rice bowls she makes and just some kind of cool boutiquey thing like that and i know it's a massive undertaking for people but i you know partnering with her to be totally fun i would i would do that yeah that sounds cool i can see you're doing that yeah i wouldn't mind doing that anyway um at some point but i you know who knows how that'll all all that'll pan out but that's really a great question because you know it is you never know like i know friends who had you know went to school incurred hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt doing so in a certain area of

their expertise and then that all dried up and now they're like doing something totally not what they thought they would and that's just a that's the boat my husband's in right now yeah yeah it's hard I look at him as an example like yeah not sure I want to go that route well I hope you're able to whatever it ends up happening that that you end up doing what you want to do that's what I want for you thanks guys appreciate the advice yeah best of luck we'll see you next There goes, Stephanie. Always nice to hear from her. If you would like to be on call now.

Call now. Call in. 801-471-0-462. We have a new listener already. Hello, who's this? This is Nikki, the talking telescope. Well, hello, Nikki. How are you?

Hello, Nikki. Good. I wanted to wish you a belated happy birthday. Oh, that's very nice. Yeah, we're, gosh, Brian, how are we from here? It's like a week, two weeks? No. Two weeks. Two weeks. Yeah. This is that, that rare two-week period where Scott is a year older than me. Yep. Just for that brief amount of time. And for a hot minute, Tom.

And my birthday is this weekend. Oh, well, happy birthday. That's great. Early happy birthday, you too. So you'll be seeing that. Oh, very nice. I did see that, yes. When's your, uh, or what, do you have any big plans? You can do anything fun or? I'm going to Texas and sitting by a pool and drinking beers. That sounds awesome. Oh, very nice. Like you guys. Like you good part of Texas like Corpus Christi or like coastline are you talking coastline Austin where was it where I'm sorry where around Fort Worth oh Fort Worth oh Fort Worth okay hey can you agree with me that Dallas Fort Worth is the worst airport ever conceived by man I'll agree with that I've definitely gotten lost in there yeah it's a nightmare it's almost as bad as LAX which is truly the worst one but uh that one is the worst yeah those are bad airports uh well that sounds lovely I kind of wish I was you

What else is going on? Do you have a big question for us today? I didn't have a question, but I was going to open questions to you if you have any questions about sheep that you want to ask me. I do. I do have a question about sheep. Can you explain why they have the square pupils? What's that about? You know what I'm talking about?

Those stupid eyes? I think it's a prey versus predator thing. I think it has to do with the peripheral vision rather than like so that they can see more and stuff. and they don't need like nighttime vision like a lot of predators do that's my general guess okay so like that makes sense to me because they're they're they're definitely on the raw end of the predatory scale right like you know predators going after them they're not known for going after after a herd of goat or a herd of uh you know wildebeest or whatever so that makes sense um why do they do why do they go bleh like sound like a person screaming why do they do that

I think that's just you saying that they sound like a person, but to them they sound like sheep. Okay. Yeah, see? Exactly. They probably say, why do those humans sound like us when they scream? Yeah. All right. I have one more question about these.

And then, Brian, if you've got any brewing. Sure. But my other one is, if you didn't shear a sheep, would it eventually just overwhelm itself with its coat and just die in it or something? Like, would it go forever? Or is there a limit? Yeah. We had a news story about that. Didn't we, like, a sheep that depends on the sheep.

Oh, okay. Because they're, like, older breeds that are more close to, like, the original wild sheep, they automatically, they, like, lose their fur, they shed. Yeah. And people used to, like, pick it up from the ground and make wool out of that. And then they bred them so that now, like, the Texel, whatever they use in Australia, and in most breeding, those ones never shed. And so I think there was a sheep called Shrek that had, like,

I had how many pounds of wool and almost died because it escaped and almost so... Yeah, that was a news story here, I think, yeah. One of the ones with, like, the really long, not Angora or Angola. What was... You can have Angora sheep. Yeah. I always think of rabbits. Rabbit, goats, and sheep.

It's a... In India, so... Yeah. Gotcha. Okay. That's awesome. See, every question she had an answer for this. Brian, did you have any sheep-related questions?

Yeah. why can when when sheep turn around they always go clockwise why can't they turn around counterclockwise I think you're confusing I was doing oh yeah that's what it is yeah it's not a real thing all right fair enough okay how about this why are they the ones that are easier to clone like you always when you hear about early cloning stuff and testing and all that why is it that sheep were targeted and not some other animal you know is there a simplicity to their DNA or something or what's that about? That's a really good question.

I'm not sure. That's a guess. I would say it has to do with them being easily accessible. And we know a lot about their reproduction since we breed them and big enough so that like you can see the Ova. And oh, probably because they're kind of close to humans. Like I wonder if it wouldn't make a difference if it was a sheep or a pig. Oh, maybe. Yeah.

And I've heard of pig cloning. So that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a. thing. That's the other thing. Whenever I go to Scotland, I want to go visit the taxidermized dolly. That's in a museum there somewhere. Oh, is that? So they do have Dolly stuffed and on display? But are there other are there other dollies since? Like, this is just a one clone? I don't know how that worked. I'd assume so. That was also very ethically questionable. There's an underground army of dollies just waiting.

I know there's like, in Korea, they have a place where you can just pay 30 grand and get your pet clone. So maybe someone has a really favorite sheep that they sent. 30 grand. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I know a guy on Twitch today.

And you don't know how many you'll get because with cloning, like you might get like five, five of them, depending on how much the insertions work. Okay. Okay. I got one more. One is sheep? Okay. The fainting sheep, those dumb ones that like you scare them and they go, erp, and they fall over stiff. Goats or sheep?

Oh, those are goats, aren't they? Yes. yeah okay that's a good sheep question why are the goats yeah why are they why aren't those sheep like actually no what is the difference between a goat and a sheep like the basic difference okay um so they evolved from different animal the goats evolved from things like mouflons or or no sorry ibeck yeah like the ones with the big curvy horns and sheep it will evolve from like big horn sheep and such and goats have short like coarse hair and short little horns that are

more straight than curvy, and sheep are woolly, and they have curly horns, but they're very close. Like, they can hybridize, I believe. Yeah. You put a goat and a sheep in the same pen, and, you know, the music's just right, and the light's low enough. You're going to, you know, you're going to get some business going on. Do sheep in Scotland bleat with a British accent or a Scottish accent? Both, because they're Scottish and British, if I understood correctly. Oh, wow. You see? Yeah.

But she came away with more information than we did. That's fantastic. All right. Well, I think we're out of sheep questions. That was amazing. That was a lot. Yeah, I didn't know we'd have any, but you calling in really, really opened it up. I know you're probably full with podcasts at the moment.

Yeah. With DTNS and. Oh, yeah. You got a lot going on these days. But if you ever decide to start another one, you should call it sheep thrills. There you go. Perfect. Yeah.

Or, uh, she, uh, she, Sheep on, sheepen on. Nope, don't do that. Bad idea. I'm just something like you guys where every day has a podcast going on now. It's a lot. It's a lot, right? It's a lot.

You're not wrong. Getting a taste of the real life here. Well, have a grand week and all best to all the sheep that you come in contact with. We should probably have clarified this before I hung up on her. She works with, she's a biologist, like a, or like a, she's a sheep biologist, like your sheep. So she didn't just come in here with a, you know, thinking, hey, I like talking about cheap. There was like a reason for it. She actually has this job.

All right. That's going to do it for your calls. Thank you guys for playing call now. We'll do these again. Don't worry. So if you didn't get in today, well, whenever we've got a big hole, we like to fill it with this. Hey, oh. Hey, oh.

All right. Let's round it out here with a quick email from a listener. By the way, that email address to use for the show is the morningstream at gmail.com. again the morning stream at gmail.com this is from craig who says on a thursday show you had a news article about a lot of folks struck by lightning in a short period of time uh you asked about being struck well i was struck by lightning sort of ooh here's a story oh really okay he says it was 1983 and i was 12 years old well this guy's just a little older than us yeah uh whoops there we go um and i was in the living room playing on the atari 2600 on the family tv

and my dad was like 12 inches or whatever it was back then my dad right but it was four feet deep yeah yeah no kidding there's a lot more to that TV than you think it's just in the back um it says my dad was sitting in his chair behind me reading i was sitting on the floor because i had to be pretty close since it was wired controllers we did not have cable TV at the time lightning struck the tv antenna at the top of our house the bolt traveled down the antenna wire through the television through the wires to the Atari and through the controller, wire, leaving a small burn mark on my hand where I held the controller.

Wow. Fortunately, I was fine, very small burn mark, but it was loud and it scared the shit out of me, he says. Needless to say, well, wait, you sent a sound clip of him getting scared. Hold on, see if this is true here. All right, let's hear it. Here it is. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. You know, you always hear, you always think that lightning strikes are a lot louder, but they, uh... It's really quietly. I hear they're kind of silent but deadly, those lightning strikes. Yeah, I've heard that as well. He says, needless to say, the TV, Atari, and all the wiring were fried, but nothing else in the house was damaged.

So that's my story of being sort of struck by lightning. I love the show, though, Craig. Well, you're the only one I heard back from from people who got struck. So you're as close as we got, which probably speaks to the rarity of the experience. Still having that often, so. You can't see Yars Revenge now without experiencing some PTSD. This is correct. Craig.

You remember the 2,600 had to be attached to your TV with the two, you'd like had the little things on the back of your TV, you'd unscrew and then put the two little prongs on the screws and then tighten them back up. Yeah, I do remember that. Channel 3 to be able to play, or channel 2 or 3 to be able to play Atari. Yeah, and wasn't that called? RF, I think. RF, yeah, RF, yeah, RF cables or RF. Oh, my Lord, that was so long ago. So weird compared to today.

You just stick a freaking H-DMI in there and you're done. Yep, exactly. Input. Oh, I'll just change inputs and play my PS4. Hey, Gwakmar, you should send your email story in about you getting struck in 92. I'd love to hear it. Ooh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, love to hear it.

TMS mashups, by the way, says we have a mashup. We have a few, actually, some bonus-y stuff. I think, well, I'll just start with this one. If we want to save those for tomorrow, we can save those for tomorrow. Let's play this clip-clop one. We have the origin of the. clip-clop moment. That'd be fun. Oh, fantastic. Excellent.

All right. We're doing that. So let's take a walk back through time, everyone. Yesterday, I realized this is a tribute, I suppose, to the new Macbooks and how long their batteries last. But, Brian, I was missing my charger. And I thought, well, did I leave it in the car? Did I leave it under the bed? What did I do? And I looked everywhere. For hours, I looked. And I went, oh, my gosh, I haven't charged this since Nerdtacular. So I thought, well, Well, I should call Snowbird just first and see if they've got anything and lost and found. I know it's been a while, but we may as well check. So I call, they say, yeah, let me, uh, oh, we loved your event, by the way.

You know, that was awesome. Blah, blah, blah. They just totally buttering me up on the phone and then said, let me send you to our lost and found department. I said, great. They send me and I get a voicemail. Hi, this is the Snowbird lost and found. Please leave us a number and we'll get back. You know, there's nobody there, but they'll call me back.

So I leave them, I leave a message. No big deal. I say, here's my number, call me back. So then they called me back. And here's the phone call. All right. You ready for this? Yes.

Listen to this. In the room, in the clip, in the snowboard clip, in the Utah, if you're available, can you call me back? Bye, bye, thank you. You have a good day. That was it. That was the entire call. No number. In the United States.

Yeah. No number, no name, no anything. I think that she must have started talking while your outgoing message was going on. It must have been because she missed it. Like, here, it's so abrupt at the beginning here. In the room, in the clip, in the snowboard clip loss, in the Utah, if you're available, can you call me back? Wow. So I didn't know, you know, I hear that and I go.

She doesn't know where she is. I think she found your number. She's looking for help. She's looking for a way out. Yeah. She was, it was a, definitely a cry for help. I need to get up there and save her is what I need to do. No ironic name.

I'm in the Snowbird. I'm in the Utah. I'm in the Utah. Ironic name says, Inda Snowbird Clip Clop? That is not what you said. That is not what you said. Also, we know who to attribute the credit to there for the Clip Clop.

That's right. Yes, you started the Clip Clop. Wait, what's his name? Hold me play it again. I'm in the Utah. I'm in the Utah. Ironic name says, ironic name.

Oh, ironic name said the Clip Clop. He said clip-clop. Man. Is he in there now? No. No, we haven't seen an ironic name in here in forever. No, ironically, he hasn't been here. That's a bummer.

So there you go. Jamie, well done. You did it again there, buddy. You made a great mash-up. We got a lined up. We got an origin for third eagle coming up. Oh, we haven't heard from him in a while. You know, I used to get notifications that he was going live.

is the dude still with us yeah actually you know it's I'm kind of a little nervous to be honest let's see third eagle

books I'll be sad if he died why does God oh we streamed an hour ago why does God appoint the Antichrist and the false prophet Bobbitt

the ven he's got either one of his sculptures or a large cat toy like all of his oh all of his videos the touch card is uh are his sculptures or his art yeah i want to i want to like offer my services to make third eagle youtube title cards uh like the popular style the horrible popular style of title cards where it's a guy going yeah you know making a dumb face with a white outline around him and

yep uh here's one here's a recent one you must leave all four of babylon's locations I wonder what that one. What about Babylon 5? Is that one okay? There are four. There are four, Babylon 1 through 4, leave, but the fifth one is fine. I'm happy to hear he's still there, though. Yes.

Not dead, you know. Jesus appears over Iowa. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm sure that can be proven. Boy, nobody really can't top the Denver murals and the phallic symbols at the airport. Like, he talked about his greatest. hits. Oh, yeah, and he peaked early. He did. He really did.

I didn't see much since. Oh, well. All right. That's it for the show. We'll be back tomorrow with another and Tom, Nicole, all that. So come on back for that. I think Nicole's back in town by then, right? I think. Yeah, yeah, she's already back in town. Oh, okay, good. So we'll do that. Nicole is back in town.

They did a little vacay. It sounded like a nice one. I know. I can't wait to saw some great photos from there, but boy, boy was Ava disappointed in the new Disney social distancing character meetups. Yeah, that wasn't her favorite thing. Hey, Stitch!

Stitch! Of course, you'd go to Stitch. I love that. You did that. It's your favorite. It's your favorite Disney character. My favorite Disney character. All right, we're out of here. That changes now that Marvel and Star Wars are part of it,

but my favorite, like, you know, Disney Disney character. What if? Here's a what if. What if you go to Anaheim this month, later this, or in August, rather. And then two weeks, three weeks, three weeks. And you're down there and you're, let's say, you're the Star Wars deal, right?

You're just, you're about to experience the ultimate in Star Wars fandom. Rise of the Resistance. I'm walking into Batu and the Black Spire Outpost. You're getting your saber made, all that stuff. And then what if a lady runs up in a, in a Bantha costume, and throws up all over you. Then how do you feel? Does that change your opinion of Star Wars?

Well, that will change my opinion of that woman really quickly, but it will not change my opinion of Star Wars. I'll say, you're not supposed to drink that much blue milk. I know it's, they sell it over there at that stand, but. Oh, you got to do that, too. You're going to get some of that? You got to get some of that. Hell yes.

See, this is why I'm thinking that the three days that I'm gone from the show, we have other content we can make with you know, TMS content somehow that we can do with this. Hell yeah. Even if it's like... I'm going to call you from Batu with a thing of Blue Milk and I'm going to try it live on audio Discord.

Yeah, it'll be perfect. I'm looking forward to it. And if you're not there, I'll just record myself doing it. Well, your answer is the correct one because you don't want to associate Star Wars with a Barfin lady. You want to associate just a Barfin lady with herself and then one-off thing. Yeah, I'll be maybe maybe I'll be turned off from Bantha costume.

Yeah, that is your, uh, what's the word? You have a healthy, will she have stormtroopers on her back? Oh no, that's, uh, those, those lizard things, stormtroopers brought around. Yeah, the banshas have, yeah, the bansans never showed anything on them, did they? I don't think, do they ever have, uh, sand people riding the bans or do they just, just walk alongside them? Not an O.G. Star Wars. Maybe Mandalorian had a guy on top. Maybe.

Because they could have the technology to do it now or something. Well, boy, the people in the chat room. all caps telling you to watch Loki. Yeah, what's the deal? Why are they, why? I'm going to watch it. I'm not watching it for recommendals, but I'm going to binge the whole thing, you guys.

I'm ready. I want to. I've been holding off because, you know, I don't like this week-to-week stuff. I don't mean, I hate it, so I'm waited for the end. I'll admit, I have a little bit of a crush on Sylvie. Oh. On that show.

Oh, really? Mm-hmm. No longer have the crush. You don't have the crush on, uh, wow. What's his name anymore, huh? Wow. You're talking about Owen Wilson? Yeah, Owen Wilson.

I mean, I'll always have a crush on Owen Wilson. That never, that never changes. I have a crush on his crooked nose. Oh, yeah, yeah. Patreon.com slash TMS. Your nose, I just want a jet ski. I like him. I'm not going to, I'm not going to deny it.

Sorry, patreon.com slash TMS. Is how you support this show? You like this nonsense? There's a way to pay for it. So go do that. Patreon.com slash TMS. It's how we keep these jobs. So for real, if you want to keep us employed, this is how to do it.

And we really appreciate those who do. Thank you guys so much. We got some cool stuff upcoming, by the way, in that regard. More news on that soon. Frog pants on. You and I need to talk about that. We do. I think we're greenlit on the core concept.

I've been sketching in my mind some ideas. And I'll shoot you. some, I'll put them on paper, send them to you. Mind Skechers is my favorite Annie TV show. It's very good. It's also my favorite shoe line. Yeah. Whatever, you got to cover your feet with something.

Let's see. The morning stream of gmail.com is our email address as always. And hey, now, why not join the Reddit page for Frogpants? There's all sorts of cool stuff there, including like daily discussions about the shows we put up here. So go check it out, frogpants.reddit.com. All right, that's it. We're out of here. Let's play a song.

What do you got? I've got a song. Josh Nunnook wrote it in and said, hey guys, long-time lurker, first-time requester. Well, welcome. Good to have you, Josh. July 20th is my birthday. A lot of the past- Happy birthday to you.

Go ahead. A lot has happened to the past year. I should just pause because I should know it's coming. A lot has happened in the last year, which included having me quit a job in the nonprofit world and join the Hollywood industry. Anyway, Lincoln Park has always been one of my go-to bands for music, and I always love hearing good covers of their songs. And I know you have some good ones. I know the date also has a sad day for the band. Oh, yeah, 720.

Is this when Chester? Is this the anniversary of Chester's passing? I don't know, is it? I hated that news. It was way too young. That was so dumb. He says, we should always celebrate the great. Thanks for all you guys do.

I'll always enjoy the shows. I know actually today was also the, it's the nine-year anniversary of the Aurora Colorado theater shooting thing. Is that how long it's been? Holy crap. Nine years. Can you believe that? It's crazy. It's a lot. Anyway, let's talk about good things, which is Lincoln Park. Here's the

thing. I mean, I've been playing so much Lincoln Park on this show over the years that my pickings are getting slim, but this is one I haven't played yet. I was have a list of like, all right, which Lincoln Park covers have I not played. This is going to be very different, though, for people. This is an all-acoustic

piano cover of in the end. This is by Scott D. Davis. He did it for his 2006 album, Rock Fluence. This is great stuff, though. And even if you're a fan, you've got to appreciate hearing in the end by Lincoln Park in a different light like this. Here's Scott D. Davis and in the end. All right. I confirmed it. Chester's death was on the 20th. On the 20th. Okay. 2017. Four years ago, wow. It feels like five minutes ago. It does. Yeah.

that one feels more recent than the uh i mean it is more recent than the aurora thing but doesn't it doesn't it feels like it was just a year or so yeah man it's just 41 too too young i don't like it or too young uh all right that's it we're out of here we'll see you guys tomorrow have a great day and we'll see you then I'm going to be the I'm going to I'm going to I'm

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