The Morning Stream - TMS 2154: Full Twerkle

Episode Date: August 3, 2021

My name is Twitch and I'm here to say, your channel is blocked for DMCA! Even Taco Bell is Suffering From The Chip Shortage! I DON'T TRUST I M D BEEEEEEEEEEEE! I Would Thumb Up Your Video. Sex & The City... But Old. MY BOOB HURTS! Meningitis Of The TEAT!! Never Tried Breaking Out The Jennifer Tilly! Five Golden Girls Are a Parasite. Not sure whether to apologize to Florida or Ireland. How's The View From Under The Bus? Do you get your nipples pierced at Claire's, because I like really wanted to know. Chicken of the Vaccine! Tipsplaining. Always one day older. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Coming up on TMS, my name is Twitch, and I'm here to say, your channel is blocked for DMCA. Even Taco Bell is suffering from the chip shortage. I don't trust IMDB! I would thumb up your video. Sex in the city, but old. My boob hurts. Menngitis of the teat. Never tried breaking out the Jennifer Tilly.

Five golden girls are a parasite. Not sure whether to apologize to Florida or Ireland. How's the view from under the bus? Do you get your nipples pierced at Clares because I, like, really wanted to, no chicken of the vaccine tipsplaining always one day older jury duty and more on this episode of the morning

stream i walk the streets i have no fear i always know my karate is near i never have to fight and i'll tell you why no one wants to fight with a samurai okay today i'm going to be showing you the magnifying transmitter in the dark The morning stream. There's nothing wrong with the food. Hello everybody. Welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for Tuesday, August 3rd, 2021. I'm Scott Johnson with now, let's see, one day older than you.

was yesterday, Brian Ibit. Hi, Brian. That's always going to be the case, though, Scott. Oh, it is, isn't it? I'm always going to be... It's always going to be true. May I bring your attention to the scientists, Linnell and Flansberg, who said, you're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older. Yeah. Yeah. You could just keep saying that all day, and it would be true all day.

Exactly. There is so much fun to unpack from those two clips who play at the beginning. first of all, I adore 80s and 90s rap music that is used for commercials or advertisement, like, promotion of any sort. Yeah, you'll love this guy then. My name is Bill, and I'm here to say that I like to use karate in a normal way. I don't use it to fight.

I don't use it to beat, but it protects my body when I'm walking down the street. Hibba, hip, hip, hip, it's a very specific era where a bunch of white dudes decided it would be great to make some rap music for their commercials, their PSAs, their public whatever's. And it's terrible across the board. None of it's good. I can't hear it or see it without thinking of Sam Malone when he was doing that for his sports roundup show.

Oh, my gosh, I don't remember this. That happened? What? Hold on. We're going to find it. Oh, my goodness. We're going to find it. Cheers.

Sam. Cheers, Sam, TV sportscaster. I found it. You ready for this? I found it. Okay. Okay, I'm going to play it. Someone put this up 11 years ago.

Now for the eye on sports commentary. You know, the world is full of negative people. Okay, so the socks aren't having such a great season. But that's no reason to boo and say bad things about them. You know, I don't know where I heard it. I thought you were supposed to root, root. Same episode. This isn't it?

Same episode, but different. time during ion sports he brings out a beatbox and starts rapping well it says Woody's reaction to the rap is what makes the entire scene oh okay all right so maybe it's oh it's a montage that's right they show a few of his bad and let me skip ahead here let's see yes that's just one guy's opinion joan gee sam i heard somewhere that skip ahead skip ahead one guy's opinions Squares like me shouldn't be doing the sports Okay, here we go Okay, it pulls up a radio

Time to rap about a controversy Goal takers stand won't show no mercy A lot of folks say jobs shouldn't be Doing the sports news on TV I don't want to hear the ladies' Sports from a punch of both broadcasting school board So get your scores from a guy like me Who knows what it's like to have a groan injury

It's so bad I'm not seeing it of course Because I'm you know It's only the Twitch viewers are singing it But I do remember Woody's reaction And he's like he's like getting into it And it's great Yeah it's pretty great

I didn't show it to them because I know that I'll get dinged for this one if I show it Of course of course By the way Love when people record Television audio with their phones That's awesome Actually no that was

So that was that was actually so they're showing his entire thing on he's on a TV in the bar well oh that's that's right yes no that that explains the audio quality that's right yeah and the rest of all in here just hanging out

so they're just in the bar watching them and he's on a little tinny speaker in there so right oh man good good times those old times the cheap the cheap cheers bar TVs those are the ones now that brings me this is a great transition Because, look, you guys, this isn't the same as sitting down and watching something I'm focusing on, all right?

So hold your freaking parasite comments to yourselves. Hold your Loki comments to yourself for a minute. In the background, while I'm getting shit done, I have been playing the Golden Girls because I'm a fan. I like that show. All right? It's funny. It's well made. It's a great relic of the 80s.

And there's nothing wrong with it. Whatever. Make fun of me all you want. want. I like the Golden Girls a lot. And I find it as funny as Cheers ever was, for example. I think it's that funny. It's great. It's great. It's full of great humor. I'll hold my words. Hold my tongue on that one, Johnson. I like this show a lot. Well, anyway, it's on the background lately, and I've been thinking a lot about it because at the time the show was on, it was like, oh, here are a bunch of retired ladies, right? So you got the old lady who's the mom to be Arthur there and be Arthur's old. And

and then you got uh you know uh what's her name uh i can't think of her name rose uh they have all four of them on the top of the thing you put in there so do they put it in there oh well they're names yeah but i mean the actors i can't think of her name oh the actresses oh so be arthur uh betty white rew mclanahan and uh stelgetty is the other onell getty there we go there you go mom spaghetti um anyway so so these guys these ladies were uh you know doing their thing and when the show started here were their ages, okay? And this is the actual age of... I want you to get to this,

but I want to make note of this somehow. Somebody needs to take the eight-mile scene where Eminem is doing his rap battle for Lose Yourself and replace Mom's Spaghetti with Estella Getty and cut to a picture of Estella Getty. And put that on YouTube. Yeah. It'll be huge.

It'll go viral, like five seconds, like, he's thrown up on his shirt already Estelle Getty and it cuts to a picture of Estelle Getty Yeah Exactly That's a great idea I would watch

Somebody somebody's gonna get a million views Because of that idea I would thumb up your video I would do it Thank you All right so When these guys started the show These ladies

They were all of a certain age And I'm not gonna mention I'm not gonna talk about What the age of their characters were Because that was different Than what their actual ages were For example Estelle Getty was younger than B Arthur

But she played B Arthur's mother because of her specific look and they also did some makeup on her to make her look older. But she was actually younger by a year than B. Arthur.

So we're looking at character ages, not actress ages. No, the other way around. We're talking actresses. We're looking at actress ages. Yeah, yeah. So these are these are the actors ages at the time when they started the show. So Rose played by freaking

Betty White. You're watching the show, not me. Sorry. Betty White plays Rose. She was 63 years old when she started doing the show. Okay, 63. She looks amazing for 63, by the way. That's fine and great. Dorothy, also 63 working on 64 when B. Arthur played Dorothy. Blanche, Rue McClanahan, 51 years old when she did this role. Okay. Wow. A year younger than me and Brian. All right. Sophia, old lady Sophia, 62 rather, so younger than, uh, Dorothy, but 62. So we got 63, 63, 51, and 62. Now, I found this list because of a fan sent it and I forgot to write their name down, so I didn't, I didn't have it handy. Here are the women that could be up to play this show if it started today. This would just give you, I don't know, perspective on ages and how quickly time goes. If you were to make Rose, the Rose character

today, or Dorothy, because they were both 63, the actresses, that could play them, could be chosen from this list. Angela Bassett, Sharon Stone, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jennifer Tilly, Jamie Lee Curtis, Fiona Shaw, Holly Hunter, Andy McDowell, Annette Benning, Megan Maloney, Malani, Malani. Maloney. Malawi. Patrick Heaton. Patricia Heaton is what I meant. There's no Patrick.

It's Patricia. There's no Patrick Heaton. Yeah. So that's weird, right? Listen to those names. That is weird. I know. I would love to see a golden name.

Girl starring Jennifer Tillian Annette Benning right there that that coupling right there that's a great idea hey hey um Dorothy uh you left the you left the my grave oven on again oh my gosh that's my that's my Jennifer Tillie I've never tried breaking that one out ever tried working on that one yeah well good well listen that's some workshoping on that one yeah I'll work I'll work on that one Blanche who was 51 which is they don't play times are different now a 51-year-old now is not the same as they were back then, I guess. I don't know. But today, if that was, we were had open casting, you'd have Rachel Weiss, Carpenter.

Weiss. Rachel Weiss. Sorry, what I say, Wise, Vice. Wise. Weiss, Rachel Weiss. Rachel Weiss. James Bond's Weif. Yeah, James Bond's Weif.

Charisma Carpenter, Jennifer Connolly. Let that sink in. Wow. Heather Graham, Uma Thurman, Melissa McCarthy, Julie Bowman, or Bowen, Sarah Silverman, Aisha Tyler. We just talked about her yesterday. We did. I have a little crush on Aisha Tyler.

Okay. Again, any of these, I would, all of these make me want to watch Golden Girls. And I wouldn't have before. But just the idea. I don't feel like I was the target market for Golden Girls when I came out. You weren't, but let me tell you something. This is what surprises me about you. I still don't.

You were the target market back then. for Knight Rider, Magnum P.I. Yeah, well. Battlestar Galactica, all the cool shows. I see where you're going. I see where you're going with this and you're 100% right. And while all that was true, Brian was busy watching Love Boat and Fantasy Island. Love Boat and Fantasy Island, which is coming back.

Yeah, baby. That's right. So I think you would have actually, I think it actually, I don't know how much of the Golden girls you've watched, but it's actually funny. Like, the writing is really brilliant. It won a bunch of enemies for a reason. Isn't all the, here's what I imagine all the jokes are. Like, oh, jokes about, you know, I tried to pick something up off the ground, but my boobs kept pushing it out of the way because they're so long.

No, there's none of those. I can't get a man because I'm old. It's rarely, that's funny. The men that are my age now can't. hear me so well i mean you're you're not wrong that she you're not wrong that the show is it's about ladies in their older years and they're kind of retired together and some have left their husbands and others have had their husbands die and so there's some of that underpinning but most of it is them interacting with each other in funny ways like most of it is like it's like kind of a

roommate show like everyone's just kind of weird and different from each other so there's lots of comedy there it's really good i'm telling you it the show holds up yeah anyway I would say we'd get, we're going to get emails from some of our older listeners, but let's face it, they can't work email either. So I think we're going to be just fine. All right. So listen to this last list. Sophia is your, you know, your mother, your matriarch, your cranky old Dorothy mother. Stelgetty.

She could have been played by if cast today, Emma Thompson, Catherine Keener, Alice and Janney, Rebecca D. Mornay or Marsha Gay-Harden. None of these people seem like old ladies to me. Yeah. Like this is a, this was quite the, the revelatory thing. Because when you think of Rebecca de Mornay, you're not thinking of current day Rebecca de Mornay. You're thinking of risky business or hand that rucks the cradle, Rebecca D'Morne, right?

Yeah, but if you look at Rebecca de Mornay now, I still don't think she looks like a 63-year-old woman. Okay. No, well, yeah. You know what I'm saying? All right. Emma Thompson, better example, because we see her constantly, or we've seen her constantly and recently in some of the Harry Potter films, where she's even, you know, getting makeup to make her look older. There was some Netflix thing, or what was, there was some show that, that she was on as well? Yes, something recent. I can't remember. Well, here's some of her people. I like the people are complaining or saying that, yeah, there's Emma Thompson. She looks great, too.

She looks amazing. She can't be Estelle Getty. It can't happen. Like, it's just not, I don't know. This is more of a me thing. You know, where I get weird about age sometimes and, you know, time and everything. But to me, it's just, it just all crept up on me. This idea that you and I, you and I are older than the actor or character of Blanche Dubois is a painful realization.

It's a weird thing, you know? It is. But then when you say, you're a year older than Julie Bowen or Jennifer. Connolly or Aisha Tyler, I'm like, oh, that makes some appropriate dating age. That's what I hear. I don't know. I think we just look better. If another life, they'd be on my list of 10.

I think we look better longer or something. I don't know. I'm not saying we. No, I think we just see ourselves aging very slowly. But I think if we were in our 20s and somebody showed us pictures of what you and I look like right now we'd go oh my god those dudes look so old yeah that's a fair point that's what we that's the way would that's the way it would be that's a fair point i got a picture of me and when i'm 19 whenever i put that up i i don't even feel like it's the same human being right a totally

different person uh well anyway it's funny because people said well it's it golden girls is like uh friends but with older ladies and i'd argue well yeah that's kind of what what i was describing was kind of what friends is right that's like oh i'm dating this guy but he um or i'm getting this woman but he she takes food off my plane i don't share food or you know it's kind of like i don't know that's what i'm picturing with golden girls except it's all old i i you're not i mean i i don't blame you for it thinking that that's probably that that would be your impression that oh it's just going to be a bunch of old people jokes so i should give it a chance i think you should give it a chance watch an episode okay it's on hulu it's super

great. It's funny. It's sweet. It's great. I love it. I think it's one of the great all-time sitcoms of the 80s. Without question. That's the other thing is it's not one thing I do like about it. It's filmed, not videotaped. And you know how a lot of 80s comedies were video and it was the ugly, horrible, like, bad-looking video? Right. This was not that. This is more like Cheers. Cheers was not video. Cheers was was film. And you can just tell the difference. It's not just a frame rate thing. There's just a quality thing. It's like

it's like new doctor who versus what's his name in the sweater or the the scarf guy uh tom baker so capald you're talking about baker tom baker tom baker's era looked like terrible footage because yeah it looked like they were filming it with uh sony handicams yes yes and the worst early kinds of handicams like right yes exactly so there was a lot of that are there any jokes that they make about um unidentifiable hard candy on their coffee tables no No, no, they don't do that. In fact, most of it's about them. Yes, they grapple with issues. Why do people keep passing me on the road? Most of it is about interacting with your roommates. One of them's slutty and old. Yeah, yeah.

One of them's just trying to, and Betty White's really ditsy, super air-headed. Okay. So she's like the Phoebe of the group. And she tells a lot of stories about, where she grew up and she's totally oblivious to jokes and things like that so it's a very i it's not what you it's not what it appears to be even though it's literally called golden girls golden age of your golden years like i get why you would say this i totally get it all right here's the deal i feel like

shows don't don't really hit their stride to tell you what they are because of the first couple episodes usually set up like friends really didn't you know didn't really give you an idea of what The show is going to be about until, like, the fourth or fifth episode when it's like, all right, everybody's settled in. Rachel's moved in with Monica and they're kind of in their group. So I will give five episodes of the Golden Girls. All right. I'll watch the first five episodes, season one. Yeah.

And if you like it, then maybe what you do as you go, all right, now I want to jump to where it was in its prime, like season three, and then really, really go to town. Dice Tomato says, Coverville, Jeannie nailed it. It's sex in the city, but old. Oh, okay, so you can control. basically. Yeah. So, Kim control. Oh, yeah, Cam Control. She's old enough to be, actually, she's, she's older than any of these ages, so she can't be. Your control is sex in the city, but old. Yeah, but old. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good point. All right. Oh, yes. I like this. I think Casubi says before Scott watches Parasite. So if I watch, so is this a race? Like, can I get through five episodes of Golden Girls before Scott gets through Parasic. I think that's about the length of parasite, isn't it? Probably. Probably is. You know, I can absolutely relate, by the way, to the parasite thing because we were picking out what we were

going to watch last night. We decided we're going to binge another series, but I've got a I've got a movie, I've actually got a movie and a series that I'm going to be doing for recommendals tomorrow. Oh, nice. But when we're looking for that movie, I saw mud has been re-added back

to streaming, the Matthew McConaughey film, which has been on my list forever. It's like, oh yeah, you've recommended a couple other people have said, oh yeah, got to see mud. And I look past it and say, oh yeah, that'll still be there. I'll come back to that one. So you know what it's like a little bit. I know exactly what it's like. It's like, it's, you know,

I loved mud is, mud is my parasite. Mud is my parasite. Mud is, uh, mud is awesome. It's my favorite McConaughey film. I loved it. Yeah, a lot of people, a lot of people, um, that kid that's in it, I forget his name. He was in the, the, the, the VR, um, ready player one deal. He was the main kid. Oh, yeah, the main kid. Yeah, he's a lot younger in mud, but, uh, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's incredible in it he's such a good little actor and it's also got uh oh talking tie sheridan is who you're talking about tie sh is that his name yeah tie sheridan and then there's also uh cyclops and the new x-men stuff

oh right i forgot he did that because i kind of avoided those movies you you saw the first one and really liked i remember us talking about you know how the younger Xavier and Magneto Fassbender I mean like first class I loved first class First class yeah Yeah love that

And I guess they didn't have Cyclops in first class Did they? No It was like the second or third Right sequel to first class Yeah right But yes

Avoid Dark Phoenix Apocalypse Yeah it's bad Yeah But listen to this cast for mud Sam Shepard Michael Shannon Joe Don Baker. We love him. Other people.

Yeah, it's a hell of a thing. Mud's great. Witherspoon. Is she in this? No. Yeah. Oh, no, she is. She's Juniper.

I forgot. She's listed as, uh, yeah. Totally forgot she was in that. Well, maybe I need to watch mud. I hear it's all right. All right. All right. All right.

Well, we've done all the Golden Girls We Can Stand. So now we're going to move on and, uh, do this. by the light of the moon. It's time for the news, and it's brought to you by. Do you like art? Do you like nerdy things? Do you like when art and nerdy things are combined in an unholy union? Good news, then.

Go to my drawings.com today and enjoy a bunch of nerdy art. That's my drawings.com. Brian, let's dive into this. Nice URL, by the way. Holy cow, how long have you had that one? Years and years. I used to have this That's a great URL.

It is pretty good. It's pretty good. I've had it for, I don't know, probably since 0, 2 or 3. I've had it for a long time. Huh, okay. However, for a while there, and I really should redo this,

if there's for like a genius HTML 5 programmer out there, reach out to me because me and this guy named Dennis, who I don't work with anymore in any capacity, but he and I used to work at the same company for a while. It's all before I left and did this full time. We had a little side project going on, and it was called my drawings.com, or I used this for it. And what it was, you may, I don't know if you'll remember this or not. I can't remember if I ever shared this with you, but it was basically an unending, forever-going procedural grid of virtual drawing space online.

And the idea was you would come in and it was broken into a grid of squares, but they were infinite. You could zoom into them, zoom out from them. But there were, imagine a website. where it's just a giant, what do you call that? Graph paper, okay? Imagine that. Sure, okay. And you could zoom in it, and you could take on one square at a time and draw in there whatever you wanted,

using a mouse or a webcam or whatever you had to use with your computer. But you would do this via browser. And back then it was in Java or maybe, I don't know, some other language. And while rudimentary in some ways, it was actually pretty cool. We had colors and we even had layers and other stuff we could do. and people would create these really cool bits of art in these squares and then others would come along

and in an adjacent square they would add on to what the previous person would draw Gotcha so they so what you when you drew something you'd put most of your stuff in the center of the square but you'd make sure to have something that comes off of the side or top or all four sides or whatever or even if you didn't it was okay

because somebody else would come up with a way to make it creative or they just do something totally different it didn't matter but the end result was gigantic versus mural that just went on in perpetuity in every direction and it was so much fun to look at people's work was incredible this stuff people did and this is a very limited thing I did and it wasn't like we gave it to that many people but still we had I don't know 20 or 30 thousand squares full of stuff and it was just all branched off it was really cool so like a collaborative mural is a good way to put it now you can you couldn't deface somebody's squares they owned whatever square they if it's a blank square you'd claim it and it was yours, and nobody could draw anything in that square. And if somebody drew a penis, we had mod tools where you just say, all right, get out of here with your penis, you know.

And that square would be freed up for somebody else. It was a really cool idea. And had I had the time and the wherewithal and the money and everything else, I would really pursue it because I think it could have been a really incredible social thing. That's a very cool, very clever. And we're talking like 0-708, maybe 09. That was the era. So, yeah, you get NFT Squares now.

That's what you can do. Weird. You can think of that. It's a new game show, by the way. Welcome to NFT Squares. So anyway, so the point is, if anyone out there is like, you know, now we're in a new era where H-CML5 can do, could have done so much better with this, but I've just never had the time to do it. I will gladly take my MyDrawings.com URL and refocus it onto a new version of this. make the most amazing thing ever.

I would do this in a heartbeat. It's so cool. That's so cool. Heartbeat. Yeah. My drawings.com. But for now it's a bunch of artwork, so you can go look at it. Okay.

Brian, a man in Florida in the news. We got a man in Florida. He shot, sorry, he went to a bar and he showed off his gun like you're prone to do there. You pulled out his gun and looked at it. Hey, check this eye out. Yeah, look at his gun. I've done, brought. And then he shot himself.

I'm sure. I'm sure that's exactly his voice. He shot himself with his gun. It was an accident. He didn't mean to. The man apparently shot himself by accident while showing Florida bar customers his gun on Thursday. The man can be seen on surveillance video

showing off the gun to customers at O'Reilly's Uptown Tavern. O'Reilly's Uptown Tavern. Not to be confused with the O'Reilly's downtown tavern. That's a rough place right down there. That's right. Maybe you keep your gun in your car, you dipshit. Uh, in Pensacola. That's, uh, down there, there in Florida there. Uh, before making a quick motion as if putting it into a pretend holster below his shoulder when he did this.

Okay. Yeah. Gotcha. So he's like, hey, shake out my gun. Watch this. Oh! He did. He shot himself.

Uh, the gun discharged the bullet, hit the man's torso, according to the Pensacola News Journal. But the torso is pretty general way of saying, like it had to be more specific than your freaking torso. Yeah. Well, anyway. Uh, I don't. I don't know if he was pretending to be a badass. I don't come with a safety, barely. I must have turned that off before I don't come in here.

Sorry. Not everyone in Florida talks like that, I know. No, no, I'm sure. This is true, yes. Everybody in Pensacola talks like that, but not everybody in Florida. No, no. This is what the bar manager says is I don't know if he was pretending to be a badass or something. I don't know if he was pretending to be a badass or something.

I couldn't tell. I mean, if you think about it, the bullet going off in yourself is pretty bad. ass in the end. It's pretty badass. It was a badass little pistol he had there. We were on in presspan. Tell us shut him. There was no safety button.

I don't know who to apologize. Florida or Ireland, one of the two. The man identified, or sorry, immediately left the bar and checked himself to a hospital, so he did all that on his own. Police contacted him and were determining whether there were any files. to charge him with is the video available let's see oh that'd be great i want to see him do it he's

okay so it's not like we're yes it's not too dark oh they don't have one dang it well i guess i'm gonna go drive myself to the hospital i'll see y'all later i don't know why you would uh show i guess if you're there and you got friends put a napkin on my drinks so nobody puts anything in there yeah please i don't i've paid for that don't have that going on don't worry we keep we keep talk of all the drinks that get left there, don't forever. Get yourself to the hospital, James. Taco Bell in the news today. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Yeah. It's not a bad food. It's not the food's bad. It's that they can't get enough. They've been hit with a nationwide shortage of ingredients. So all seven of them. Oh, all seven of them.

Yeah. They're a hard time. Boy, this is going to be scary. Which ingredients do they not have? Because that, that, uh, it's kind of, uh, it takes away from half of their menu. It's a lot. You take out tomatoes and what are you going to do?

Yeah, what are you going to do? Well, here's what they're going to do. All right. So the quick service restaurant chain's warning customers that might not be able to fulfill their current appetite hankerings in an apology offered in an orange banner atop its website, Taco Bell declared, sorry if we can't feed your current crave due to national ingredient shortages and delivery delays, we may be out of some items. Those who frequent Taco Bell turn to social media to share in their culinary disappointment.

I hate when people do that. You can't really use culinary and Taco Bell in the same sentence. Yeah, I don't think that works, right? Taco Bell employee told me, this is somebody's quote, told me there's a national shortage of everything right now, and I've decided to get my economic news exclusively from drive-through employees from now on, says one patron of the Mexican food-themed eatery. Mexican-food-themed eatery.

Think of that, but they're not saying Mexican-themed eatery. Well, they're also not saying Mexican food eatery. It's themed around Mexican food. You can't really call this Mexican food. That's funny. I love how that's written. Taco Bell told me that there was a shortage. I don't know.

I mean, I haven't heard anything since, but as far as I know, our local Taco Bells, you just get what you need. Yeah, so here's, so we have a lack of beef. chicken hot sauce and 10 inch tortillas is what the uh the shortages so the tortilla shortage is a bigger deal than even that I guess the um I mean tortillas are I know you think what flower and water and let's see taco night's expensive uh here it is tortilla sold out in the U.S. supermarkets at the height of the what of the COVID-19 pandemic okay Lard that that That's the third ingredient, Pops and Client, so it's water, flower, and lard?

Yeah. It's like the three stooges a little bit. I like this person named Jenna, for anyone craving Taco Bell tonight, I'll save you the drive. They don't have chicken or beef, national shortage or something. I just ate black beans in a hard shell. Was not worth it. Well, maybe keep going up the road and get the der Burger. Yeah, der Burger.

Exactly. Do that. Black beans in a hard shell. So this looks like they're playing catch-up in the supply chain because they sold so many during the pandemic that they just can't keep up now with the man. So that's what that is. Same as the chip shortage.

Same thing, right? Not chip. Not tortilla chip, but... Right, but the computer chip shortage, yes. Yeah, make that clear. The Taco Ball by my house still doesn't have its dining room open. It's drive-thru only still. Same here.

And they were talking about opening it. And now they're talking about not, because it's looking like they might have to turn right around and shut it again anyway because everyone sucks and we could have been there already but instead we're heading into a new phase

of masks, mandates, and bullshit because a bunch of you suck. But none of our listeners. No, no, they're great. They're great. None of our... I'm sure it's zero of them. I'm sure not even one of them

is checking of this vaccine. Well, we know that one person in our tad pool can't get the vaccine because they had a bad reaction to it, but everybody else. Yeah, and there may be some other medical stuff. And to those people, I'm even mad at everyone else who isn't them who are doing it for dumb, selfish reasons. Right, right. Because they need to be protected as well.

Anyway, the bottom line is, get vexed. All right. Yeah, just get axed if you can. If you can, yeah. That's the way to put it. All right, let's move on here. Oh, this is great. Oh, yes.

The teenager on an airplane. A hot new film coming out of this year. A teen AirDrops an image of an airsoft gun to passengers on a United flight and it meant and they ended up evacuating the plane. This is crazy.

Yeah. In what appears to be an ill-conceived prank, a teenager on a United airline. I'm kind of glad it was United because I hate them. I really hate it. Nothing but bad experiences every time I have been. Not as bad as Frontier. This just should have happened on a Frontier flight.

Who owns Frontier now? Is that a, or are they still on their own? They might be on their own. I thought they were still on their own, yeah. Yeah, they might be. For some reason, I thought Delta bottom, but I'm thinking of something else. Oh, blue, something blue.

JetBlue? JetBlue is now a Delta subsidiary or something. Oh, wouldn't surprise me. I think that's right. I could be wrong. Anyway, so this kid, it was on this United Flight out of San Francisco, used Apple's airdrop function

to send inappropriate pictures to fellow passengers, causing personnel to evacuate the plane. They weren't nudes. They were gun. and that's a fun I've done this before where I'll be in a crowd and I'll have drawn something

or I don't know what it would be never anything offensive but I'll just put it out on the airdrop and let's somebody's got their air drop open you can send it to them totally yeah and they're like oh what's this except photo?

Okay sure yeah but you have to have it on so your fault if it's on is what I'm saying you have it on and you have to have it open to outside outside of your contact list.

I turned mine on briefly for outside of contact list to get something from JJ when he was here because apparently I didn't have him in my contacts. But now, that's why I get my mask ticks because he's now in my contact. I was hoping that was coming. Yeah. So I've turned it back off, so nobody's doing that to me.

Although, when I'm in Disneyland, it kind of would be fun to draw pictures of grumpy or dopey or something. and airdrop it to people. Yeah, I would be fun as heck. Stitch flipping them off. This will be fun. Why don't I get your mass text? I'm in your contact.

Oh, man. You can find that instantly, but when somebody wants Miyagi happy birthday, it's like a 12 button rigmarole. Yeah, it's pulling teeth. And you get your mass text. I'm in your contact. That's me there.

How about this jury one? Why don't I get your mass text? No, no. You're in my context. You know what I love about that is Brian's trying to ask something while he's doing it. I try to interrupt and he's, yeah. Yeah. What's funny is I hung out with Tay Allen.

So basically, Taye Allen and I were hanging out at the Jerry and Ashley wedding at DragonCon. I'm still not in her context, but if I only get her mass text. Is it because you didn't get her mass text? That's right. That's why I didn't get her mass text. But she is, she is as I will back up with Greg. TV Zegon says in the chat room. She is super nice.

Yeah, she seems awesome. She had another big hit since the mass text. Yeah, well, she had that cleaning up my apartment. Swish, swish, brush, brush. Oh, shit. Vacuum, vacuum, something. There's something like that. It was like a, I think you've got, that's another clip I think you've got.

Oh, I probably do. Was it brush, brush? Oh, yeah, here it is. I can clean my room if I try. Soup, sweet brush, sweep, sweep, brush. I don't think so. Oh, I hate it so much. I like her, but I don't like that.

She's fine, but, whew, rough. Sweet, seek, bash. So here's how it went. As recounted by Christopher L. Beal, who claims his mother was on board the flight Thursday, an unarmed team, teen, team. A team of teens. A team of teens. Sent images of an airsoft gun to nearby iPhones via AirDrop.

This was according to NBC. Bound for Orlando, the flight. was preparing to leave the gate when passengers reported the incident and the airport spokesman Doug Yackel, according to him. Everyone aboard was forced to disembark and go through a second screening process out of an abundance of caution, says Yackel. You can watch, oh, okay, moving on. The teen also made threats, according to Beals account, as relayed by Gizmodo.

We'll see, there's your problem there, kid. Yeah, that seems like that's the... So, all right, so he's sending pictures of an airsoft gun. Yeah. Or it just, was it a gun or an airsoft gun? Airsoft gun, not real gun. So AirDrop to send Airsoft. Yeah, Airsoft AirDrop, Air Pods, all of it.

It's all air. Yeah. And he didn't. But he also made threats. Well, I think that might be the story there, people. Yeah. I think it is the story. We have no details on the threats.

Like there was he sending, I'm coming for you 18D. Yeah. You're true. You about trip me on my way in here. I'm coming get you with my air soft. And Airsoft guns. Recline in your chair back. Airsoft guns look like real ones. Like, they don't look fake.

Sometimes they have the orange tip. But, uh, yeah. Let's see, do they still do that? I assume they do an airsoft gun. Oh, they absolutely. Yeah. I think, I think that they didn't have to before. I think they have to now.

Yeah, there they are. So these, these look like legit firearms. They just have to replace that. Or you have to have that tip to legally have them out. Right. What was the movie where a cop was moved to desk duty because he shot? Oh, was it Al and Diehard that he shot a kid who was holding up a gun, but it turned out to be an airsoft gun.

Yeah, or some kind of fake gun or toy gun, yeah. So Al got busted down to desk duty. That's why he was on Twinkie Duty. Twinkie Duty at the local Twinkie Mart before he got that call. Yeah, and drove his car backwards into the worst place. And then he said, I'm getting too old for this shit. And then he, uh, yeah. And then he did TGI.

And he did an impersonation of the three stooges and talked about Pope, Papa, Papa, Papa. And then became Erkel's dad. Full circle. All right. All right. All that is accurate. Yeah, nailed it. From Twinkies to Urkel. Twerkle. All right. Twerkle. Whoa.

I know. I know. Right. Full circle, full twerkle is what we're doing here. I'm seeing another, you know, another viral. YouTube video, Scott, it's coming to me. Is it? It's coming to me. Oh, my gosh. Write it down. It's twerkle holding a twinkie. Only we would enjoy it.

I'm afraid only we would enjoy it, you know? I feel like we think that would be viral, but it would be viral with just me and you and like three people to share. Yeah, yeah. I'll bet you, I'll bet you Michael Jaliel White. No, Jalil White, Michael Jalil White? I think that's right. I bet we could, for like 20 bucks on Cameo,

I bet we can get him to hold a Twinkie and twerk and do the twerkle. Oh, there it is. Michael J. White. No. Michael J. White. The different guy? No, Michael J. White was a fighter spawn, yes. So why are all the images on, oh, yeah, he's Spawn.

You're right. Yeah. He was also in Black Dynamite. Oh, just Jaliel White? No, no Michael. Um. well anyway he's a pot maven now that Jaliel Amadwhite

Oh that's his name Yeah he's he does the pot thing now He's all super into it he's got his own brain Oh right he's got the the Urkel pot Yeah oh then he'll definitely do this And he'll already have the Twinkies Yeah Like he won't have to run out to the store

That's right Real quick just some love for Michael J. White I'd forgotten he was in the dark night He played Gambo Gambo Gambo Gamboe gamboe Gambo he was one of the top. He played Game Boy during the film. He played the Game Boy. Yeah. No, he was, he was one of the mobster guys in the meeting with the Joker, but not, not the one that got the pencil in the eye.

The pencil in the eye? No, great, big, scary looking dude. He's, he's cool. Michael J. White is cool. He should be in more things. I think he's in a lot of things. I don't, I just haven't seen him. Oh, he's an arrow, I guess. We haven't watched Spawn for, oh, we did watch Spun for Filmsack, yeah. Did we? I think so. Oh, yeah, we did. And I know we did because, That was the week on Film Sack where I started making my own gifts. It was the Spawn episode. Oh, really? Yeah.

Episode 343. Yeah, a lot of stuff. Boy, I sent you guys a list, but there was another list that I found of stuff that came to Amazon Prime this month. That's like, oh, man, a great list of potential film Sacker. Yeah, look at this stuff. Let's see. Where is it? Oh, these were Peacock listings.

Yeah, the Peacock. listings are okay but uh yeah they're not bad i don't sub to that but i would for us um oh i see i know i got to the part of the conversation where um apparently randy hates anything that's that's good he doesn't like sir he doesn't like for all mankind ted lassle mythic quest he isn't like right exactly that tom hanks movie you mentioned is awesome yes it is and i can't remember the name of it the one on apple tv derkerferter it's the one where the the germans are going ah you You guys are stupid. We're going to get you.

Exactly, yes. It was great. I loved it. He's like, apparently the only, I love Randy, by the way. He called to wish me happy birthday. We were in the middle of dinner. Oh, that's nice. Brian, did I ever tell you?

But it's like, I'm just now realizing that the only thing I've got Apple TV for is just one TV show. So why keep it? Yeah. Meaning, I'm assuming he means Ted Lassow. Yeah, I would assume so. But I mean, come on. For All Mankind is brilliant. Even the morning show is good.

It's, I'd say it's good despite, well, it's good, not just because of its two leads, but also because of other. It's just a good show. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. I still haven't seen Mythic Quest, but not because I don't want to. Just one of those things I have to get to.

And in theory, in theory, I want to see, see, because even if it's not great, I love the concept. So I'd probably be into it. You know, it's like Waterworld. it's not good but I'll still watch it yeah I kind of like the setting the idea that everybody's blind until someone isn't and then the whole yeah home before dark is good it's I'd say it's not just a kid's show I'd say it's really good um mythic quest I think is is really is good it's better than if you look at as the surface of well it's like a play on blizzard no look at it as it's an office comedy that just happens to take place in a um in a video game studio

What if season three was a giant sex scandal? You know what? Rob McElhenney's character doesn't do that, but could easily be turned into that. Ian? Ian? I guess it is. Oh, Ian Hazocococis? Is that you're talking about? He's not in trouble. He's fun. No, I'm saying that Rob McElhenney's character is named Ian. Oh, I thought you were talking about Ian.

It is pronounced Ion. Okay, I was remembering that. All right, yeah. Same with the dude at Blizzard who runs the Warcraft team. His name's Ion. Yeah. Iowen. Well, do you hear a jab resigned today? Do you hear about that? Jay Allen. Yeah, I did. I heard that actually pre-show, or pre-pulling me into the show. Do you think he's ever seen the underside of a bus before? Is this his first time, do you think? I mean, I think he's got all kinds of issues, and he's kind of never was a great leader in general,

but he's a little bit of a sacrificial lamb on this and they better do more than just that because he's not for sure he's not where it starts or ends you got to keep going yeah um all right let's move on to this final story here okay pizza delivery guy takes one slice out of the box after the customer refuses to tip him yeah oh wait a minute okay so yeah yeah don't you tip after you hand them the box and they pay you well that's what i'd think but here's how this goes tipping is a practical which has been, I don't want to, I don't know why this article has to tell me about how tipping works, but anyway, tip splaining. Yeah, tips, tip splaining. I don't need any tips plaining. Just give me the tip. Let's see. The, um, however, this amount does not go down well with customers who are eating out on a budget, they believe the tip should be optional, blah, blah, blah, please pizza delivery guy was refused a monetary tip. So instead, uh, asked to take a slice of the pizza he delivered. Okay, so it's a video. Okay, so in other words, yeah, well, I can't afford to

I don't want to tip you. All right, can I have a slice of the pizza then? Yeah, and he takes one. Like, he literally takes one. So there's video of this. Let me see if I can pull it up. Put it on the chat thing here. Oh, this is totally different.

Okay, there it is. There's a guy at the door. Yeah. Gets the pizza down, rings the bell. I don't know what. Okay, so he's kidding me like there's no tip. He just takes it and leaves. Right, because there's a sign on the door, or next to the doorbell, that says, no money for tip.

Please take a slice of pizza instead. Oh. So it's not even that the pizza delivery guy did it. Boy, the headline is so misleading. And I know, yes, I know that this is what the media does. I know. It's also a murderous soundtrack. Why is that even on there?

It is exactly like. It's horrible. Ghost face is going to come out of the shadows and stab him. But no, I think it's even, it's funny if you say it as, in lieu of tip, customer tells Pizza Boy to take, help himself to a slice. Yeah. I mean, that's a great headline too. Yeah, and the better headline is, Pizza Boy does just that and doesn't pee on the pizza like I might have.

You know what I mean? It could have gotten worse. Holy shit. All right. Well, that was weird. We're going to now take our leave from today's hot headlines and move on to a break. We're going to play a song. And when we return, Justin Robill Young will be here for what appears to finally actually be

infrastructure week. And he's going to explain it to all us dummies what that means. Because for years, it's been the big joke, right? Like every week of the last administration's weeks, they would say, hey, great infrastructure week this week or whatever. And nothing ever really came of that. But now I guess this is happening. And I don't know what it means. And so we're going to find out after this break.

But before all that, Brian Ibbett brought this bag. And in that bag is a song. And in that song is information he'll now relate to you about that song. Yeah. Let's get to some instrumental industrial music here. This is a new project called Electronaut. Formed in late 2019 when industrial music producer Tony Duncan decided to get together with a bunch of other people to collaborate on a music project. I guess it's not instrumental because he's.

He found a lyricist, and he completed his project's fourth studio album. This is cool stuff. It's got kind of a dark feel to it. It is Electronaut featuring Kid Mister. The song is called Nostalgia. Here is Electronaut. There's a place we want to go, that'll let us in, there's a place we want to go that'll let us in. and deep within

We don't need an invitation to open up this door We can live in a situation from a time before Welcome to, welcome to, welcome to, welcome to the past Welcome to Welcome to Welcome to the past It's a word, it's a thought, it's a smell or it's a place. It's a place that you hold on to and have it praised. Go back for punishment. Go back for eyes.

satisfaction You can find Christ Welcome to Welcome to Welcome to the past Welcome to Welcome to Welcome to the past

There's a place we want to go That'll let us end There's a feeling once remembered Empty within It's the word It's a word of it It's a thought It's a store taste

It's a place That you're all in place Welcome to Welcome to the past Welcome to Welcome to the past I'm going to be able to be. Nothing missing.

Hey, this armor is really strange. Just looking at it feels weird. Y'all going to excuse me just a second. I've got to go pee and then throw up. Will they ever get off this damn island? This is the morning stream. All right, we're back. That guy sounded like you except the headphones part.

Right. I like that he has the wherewithal to say, well, first I'm going to pee, then I'm going to throw out. Like he can wait that long to finish peeing. He's governor of somewhere. It's a, I forget what state. Somewhere in the South, I assume, because of his accent, but I can't remember his name.

But, yeah, he had to pee and throw up. Brian, that song again was? That song again, Electronaut. The song is called Nostalgia. Oh, geez. I'm in the wrong group. Hold on. Sorry, I kicked myself out of the group and called Film Sack for some reason.

I want to do that. I know I'm thinking there to the movies that are coming to Amazon Prime, but... Yeah, I got real dumb for a second. You called Chris. Didn't you? You just called Brian and Randy. I did. I called the entire film site group. And now they're just going to have to wonder what the hell happened. There'll be a conversation. It'll all make sense later. Oh, yes, exactly. We're going to get a bunch of messages.

Did you just try calling me in here? Did you move Catwoman? I moved Catwoman. Oh, okay. He's moved Catwoman. All right. Justin Robert Young coming on in here. We're going to have a little chat. I'm going to get educated today about what infrastructure means, and we'll get to that in a second, but I've got to play this first. These are their stories.

Oh, I'm terrible with names. Joining us on the horn this morning, Mr. Justin Robert Young, who joins us from his studios in Austin, Texas. Justin, welcome to the show. Hello, boys. Hello. What's Cracken? Oh, you know, the Cracken, mostly. The Cracken. Release the Cracken. Release the Cracken. New, NHL. Seattle team.

Yeah. That's what's Crackin. Yeah. That's what's cracking. I like that name. I think it's fine. Like the idea of a big sea creature, nothing wrong with that. Bad-ass name. Yeah. I mean, C is in the town's name.

Yeah. I have zero complaints about this choice they've made, and I think that they're a fine town, and they should continue to be that for all who enjoy them. Hey, Justin, it's good to have you back. We missed you last week at a meeting. I got a bad news for you before you did your intro. All right, go.

We're probably not going to talk about infrastructure. Oh, we're not? Oh, we're not. Literally, as you guys have been recording. I spent hours studying infrastructure for this very moment. As you guys have been recording. And so I'll give you the choice. We can talk about infrastructure if you want,

but also the Attorney General for the state of New York just came out with their report on the governor of New York's sexual harassment. It is fairly detailed. So I will give you guys the choice. We can talk about where we are currently in our, federal landscape with bipartisan infrastructure and then the reconciliation bill that might follow it, or we can talk about Governor Cuomo's groping and sexual harassment.

Well, I kind of want to, I think we lean into Cuomo because he's shifty and he's always felt shifty to me. And so I'm ready to hear how that's going to go down. So, so what happens here? Is it like impeachment? Like, what do you even do now? Now that this stuff's out and you got all kinds are really like solid allegations. Where did, what even happens? What do we do? Well, let's start with what came out. So for those of you who are unaware,

Letitia James is the attorney general for the state of New York. She was put in motion by Cuomo himself after the sexual harassment reports initially surfaced through the press by way of reporting in the New York Times and other outlets that she was there to investigate them and find out

whether or not they were corroborated. Now, this is a civil investigation. So as the Attorney General said in the Q&A after she and her colleagues had been done reviewing the findings, their investigation is done if other criminal or civil suits want to be Britain brought toward Cuomo, that is going to be up to them. But the Attorney General is done as of now. This was a civil thing. That being said, what they found was not only that pretty much all the press reports were totally correct, but also there were additional really creepy and weird details up to it, including Governor Cuomo rubbing his hand on the breasts of a state trooper so he could read the name of what she had on her shirt out loud and a culture wherein top aides would sit on his lap. and often kiss him on the lips. And then also anybody who didn't do or did things that displeased either the governor or his top aides would be yelled at.

Therefore, according to the attorney general's investigation, creating a atmosphere ripe for weird and gross sexual harassment, specifically after Cuomo became a single man separating from his longtime partner. So, okay. Interesting. Now, his brother is just going to have, what, months of very awkward television time? So how that's going to go with Andrew Cuomo? He's going to be all nervous and weird and try to be back. Are you kidding? They already did the. He said he's not allowed to talk about it. Oh, did he? Did he do that? I wondered about that. Oh, no. No, after having them on and they had their brother comedy act all through the pandemic, you know, doing their fun jokes and and their little two-part harmonies. No, now not allowed. Not a lot. Not a lot. It's inappropriate. Scott, geez. Come on. He's his brother. That's what I'm saying. That seems inappropriate to me, but

boy, that must be a complicated Thanksgiving their planning this year. I don't know. I don't know how things go over in the Cuomo House, but... No, but now, like, it'll be fine. Like, he's not talking bad about him, so... Do you think this, but do you think this ends up in, like, impeachment land? Like, whatever that looks like on a governor level,

I've never actually witnessed one of those, so I don't know what they're like. It's probably a lot like, I don't know. It's probably a lot like presidential. They just have it happen in the local legislature. they're not local but the state and they what decide if he's out of there or do you think he'll leave

what do you think's going to happen? Give us your hot take, your hot prediction. Nope, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing is going to happen from this. At the end of the day, the stuff that was revealed in this investigation is what we kind of knew already. Remember that all powers, future power and politics and the power lies in whether or not you have a base.

Right now, Governor Cuomo has effectively survived this already. We've watched this happen. So it's like, when I say the Governor Cuomo is not only going to survive this, but will likely win re-election when he runs again in 2022, I don't mean that because I think he should. I think he's a bit of a slimy sleaze ball who's doing

slimy slees ball stuff. And I think that every woman who came forth and was corroborated by the Attorney General is certainly, by my guesstimation from this side of the continent, very credible. Yeah. But the reality is that Governor Andrew Cuomo is very popular amongst New York State.

And while his popularity took a hit after these allegations first surfaced, it was not enough to tank it. And at the end of the day, it recovered. Now, he went through what we called on the Politics Politics Politics Podcast, a bit of a deadbeat dad summer, which anybody who didn't have a stable parents will probably recognize that when dad screws up, all of a sudden, that PlayStation that you wanted and he told you to wait for Christmas in March after he's screwing up in April, you have one in June. Like, you know, there's, that's happened throughout New York.

Weed is now legalized. Gambling is legalized. He's done a bunch of programs that have been designed to give money, direct funding that he had otherwise said that was, you know, the treasury could not bear before. He survived this. He survived this in the press. He's going to survive this with the attorney general. That's my guess at the very least. least because while what he did is unquestionably creepy, it is likely illegal, at least

according to some of the enhanced sexual harassment guidelines that Governor Cuomo himself signed into law a couple years ago. But unless there are charges brought, which it looks like there may not be, unless there is will enough in the New York State Assembly, which is by and large a total cluster of an organization and then you are asking for a majority democratic organization to take out their own governor. I just don't think that impeachment's going to happen. And I don't know if anyone's going to be able to beat him in the primaries, especially

considering that the person that was most likely to run against him was the attorney general Letitia James, who now Cuomo is going to be able to say, well, look, of course you released a nasty and unfair report. about me because she wants my job. Yeah, it's going to get ugly over there. And it also just feels like, I don't know, it feels a little deja vu. Everybody, everybody always wants to think, well, you know, Trump, the way Trump worked was the same thing, right? He had a base that gave him power. That power meant that otherwise seemingly, uh, traditionally conservative voices would not speak up so much because even though they maybe should, they didn't. And of course,

your own party's not going to impeach you and blah blah blah all the way down the line it's worked both ways man if somebody's you know if you've got your you got your base you have your voters that put you there and you did a bunch of stuff they wanted it's really hard to pry that off like how do you get you'd have to really do them wrong on both side somehow and i don't know how i don't know how quomo gets accused of doing that on any more than trump did for the people that love him so so yeah that's crazy that idea that they're universal truce to politics. Right, right? That's weird, right? Like, they're not necessarily, that's the most... I'm glad that everybody universally believes in that, no matter whether or not their favorite party is getting yelled at. That's great. I'm really glad. I don't have the chat open. So I'm assuming everybody is just clapping and not. Oh, they're all super into it. They're super into it. Well, it's an interesting turn. You know, we'll see what happens. Obviously, it's not... It becomes a national story because it's New York. There's really no way avoiding that.

if this was like, you know, Alabama or, you know, I don't know, Minnesota or something, there'd probably be a little less. Because Cuomo is a figure that may or may not run for president. Yeah, you know, that's true. He was somebody that was thought to if Trump won, there is, there was all, every likelihood that Cuomo would maybe not seek re-election or seek re-election and then run for president anyway in his fourth term as as governor of New York State. There's no reason to say that if Joe Biden,

loses in in 2024 that he won't run after that. You know, he's still a young enough guy. I think he'd probably have to get married to kind of settle up for that. But yeah, Andrew Cuomo, especially coming out of the pandemic. I mean, let's remember how much this man was fond over during the pandemic. Oh, yeah, yeah. Womo's sexuals, a literal term that Trevor Noah said and coined and then said was very proud about as he went and did press rounds about how much he loved Andrew

Cuomo, how much we all, or at least the press fawn over his, his, his, his, his briefings, you know, this was something that was looked at as the real leadership of, of the pandemic, regardless of what his actual track record was, specifically with, you know, the, his decisions on nursing homes, and then is the decision, which was now revealed to cover it up. Yeah. the lesson is always is you know don't put your faith in princes they they don't they don't never deliver for you no just just know what you want and ask for you want demand what you want and treat politicians like vending machines if they don't work punch them yeah punch the

vending machine uh there's not literally a metaphorical punch yeah don't really punch politicians but just metaphoric he had a um uh what was his deal with the he had there was something about him pierced nipples something at a press conference or something that that's I can see it through his shirt. Oh, that's what he was a very tight t-shirt for what would look like he had a barbell through his knee up and then that found credible evidence that I mean, again, he's a single man. So, you know, hey, no, I mean, on no judgment, Pierce what you want.

It's just, I don't know. It was weird seeing somebody who's supposed to be the, the big authority during the the crisis on a thing going all right so what we got to do is blah blah blah blah and i can't take my eyes off these two barbells hanging off his teeth you can get pasties real cheap on amazon yeah what would it take for you to get your nip here scott oh my gosh we're really new patreon level uh commitment that you could either okay you'd have to either solve world hunger oh geez really oh yeah i'm not i did be it'd have to be a lot hold on a moment we just talk about a commitment?

No, it would have to be some tangible proof. I'm going to commit to solving world hunger. You better pierce that nip, son. There's no way I'm doing that. Fire up that, that, that, that needle gun at Clares. Oh, it hurts right now saying, just talking about it, it hurts. My boob. My boob hurts.

I would love for you to go to Clares and just be like, like, with all the 12-year-old girls getting the little pierce. It is like, I need my nip pierce real quick. I don't think you get a nipple pierce. clairs can you can you i don't know and you get nipple piercings and clairs somebody put that on their google history and then tell me what ads you get served to you oh yeah exactly wow all right i'll consider it my wife goes to clairs a bit longer i don't know i mean look this is a crazy time right now obviously there's there's a lot of stuff going on in in the world and in your

professional life maybe this is your your symbol to like act out like you got to break out right now it's pierced nip cod i'm chicken to get a tattoo because how permanent it is Are you kidding? I don't know if I want to get a permanent hole through my... Your thing's less permanent than a tattoo. Well, that's true. Yeah, and it closes up. But with my luck, it turned into a big infected freaking nightmare.

Like, I just have like some kind of weird, like, oh, you got yourself the meningitis of the teat. We're going to have to... We're going to have to suck all the juice out and now put you on dialysis or I don't know. How do you think modern medicine works? Yeah, I feel like this is revealing a startling lack of understanding of the human body for you. I mean, I'm not saying you should spend a... time on the doctor what is the doctor website webmd but yeah but maybe a cursory glance for somebody who raised three children to adulthood i feel like this was a startling mr magoo

process for you then getting your nipple pierce will lead to dialysis i don't know why i took it that far i don't know why i took it that far i'm just not doing it it's never happening i'm never getting pierced anything unless uh unless there's a real cause i can have some tangible proof will happen and then i'll do it uh one of those causes could be hey scott two million bucks you pierce your nipple all right i'll do that i'll do it for two million i'll do it for a million raised two million dollars a million a million per per nipple already coming down guys all right a half a million now half a million five i'll do i'll do one million per nipple that means three million dollars thousand dollars four hundred and ten thousand dollars no it's going too low it's going

too low look a million each a million each which means three million dollars just kidding i don't have a third nipple but a million each two million bucks boom both nips big old freaking bars rings whatever you want don't care you've been on the internet a long time you know you might have like a mega rich you might have a whale that all of a sudden you're just going to get a knock knock knock on your venmo account and all of a sudden you're going to be heading on down to the tattoo show i'll do it i'll do it i'll do it i will totally do it for two million bucks you got it two million dollars to pierce nipples. Yep. The next next flip, this Netflix reality show is writing itself, by the way.

Yeah, will you pierce it? And there's just a shark tank, you know, a panel of people's like offering different prices to get different things pierced on your body. Will you pierce it. That's amazing. All right. We get Willem Defoe to, uh, to host this. I feel like it's a, it's, it's right in itself. Oh my gosh. Willem to photo host it. That's amazing. You know, he's, got weird piercings you know he does you know he does oh he has to yeah he has to he's an actor you actors do weird stuff yeah they do they got a lot of free time on their hands they they sure do i saw a thing on twitter today i made a mistake of going on twitter and um there was a big thread that somebody had retweeted about like uh uh insinuating that there were uh political actors like that they were paid actors at protests right yeah and he was pointing out oh this person

as an IMDB page, and they're at protests five days a week. Yeah. And it's like, have you been to L.A.? You know how much time out-of-work actors have on their hands? Yeah. Like, all of it. It's all the time every day. Like, so why wouldn't they be going to various different things?

Yeah. It's insane. I'm also, I also have an IMDB page because I was in something once. It doesn't mean that I'm a paid actor to do anything. Because they started allowing podcasts. Oh, did they do that? Mine was for a video I was in. Yeah, ours was for the red shirt diaries, I believe.

Let me see. Oh, I thought mine was for that. Oh, it might have been, but I don't know what, I don't know. Somebody sent me a link one time and it was on there. It's really hard to find because no one cares. Nobody cares. World's first, I think, is what I got for. But imagine how many people will care when you're $2 million dollars richer and two nipples pierster.

I'm a dearster I'm in I'm in oh look at that I have three IMDB pages oh nice I'm three actors

with the same name I need to get these consolidated there's more Ibbots than just you yeah they're all me yeah one of them is red shirt tires

one of them's night attack 2014 night attack oh look at just on yeah look at that if you put if you open them in three different windows

and put them all side by side and they all had your head shot would you look like Scott's three Nipples. Yes, I would. Yes. Well, that's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, lovely, gorgeous, outstanding erect nipples. All right. We're done. Hey, hey, Justin, there's, we're never truly done because you got all kinds of content. Probably going to pass the Senate. The question is what's going to happen in the House and then how much the Democrats

together with the reconciliation package, which right now both Joe Manchin and Kirsten Cinema will not be $3.5 trillion. dollars, keep an eye on rising COVID rates, the eviction moratorium, and inflation to see where this will move in the future. There we go. We got some infrastructure. Perfect. Nailed it. Yeah, that's awesome. For more of that, check out all of Justin's other content. Anything you'd like to mention. Our infrastructure and, oh, New York City, first city in America to do vaccine passports. That announced by Mayor de Blasio, lame duck Mayor de Blasio.

So today, all of that discussed on tomorrow's politics, politics, politics. Very nice. Justin Robert Young, everybody. Oh, I'm going to play this before you leave. Hold on. Here it is. The jury will now retire. Yeah, I got it in. Justin, have a great week. We'll see you soon. Bye. Okay. I screwed up and put Brian in the wrong place. Let's do it with this. What is it? What do you got? Vaccine passport. Yeah, man. Who was it? There was announcement today. Somebody big was going to require it from employees and patrons.

Oh, it was a big deal, because some people are flipping out, of course. Well, Colorado, they're now requiring it for federal workers. Oh, Disney? Well, Disney added that a couple days ago that right now it's internal. Or it's indoor at Disneyland. You have to wear a mask. But I'm guessing, oh, Walmart makes more sense, yeah. Yeah.

You know what, I've got a theory. Let's see if this theory holds up. I think when the real change happens is when people's insurance rates go up if they're not vaccinated. Because that is going to happen. And just like you have any risk assessment, these things are robots. They don't care about your feelings. These systems that come up with how insurance rates work, it's entirely based on calculations that are well beyond my pay grade. And part of that is, where do they live?

Are they in a hot climate or a cold climate? Do they have a family history of blood pressure problems? All those normal things, but also some of it is, is there a pandemic right now? And are they vaccinated against it? Okay, well, then their risk is much higher. Therefore, your payments are going to suck. And then people will change because money does everything. That's my theory, Brian.

That's the turning point is when the money meets the monkey. It's like where the rubber meets the road, when the money meets the monkey. If money meets the monkey, which is the ape-like human, we're in. All right. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Claire says, make sure you bring your vaccination thing. She wants me to laminate. I'm not laminating because they'll probably need to put boosters on there.

But I did from Amazon pick up little Ziploc clear badge holders for the vaccine cards. Because, you know, we're going to need to take that all over the place. If I spill Guinness on it, I don't want it to mess up my ability. to get out of the country. Yeah, you'll need to go. You have your go bag and everything. You need to get the H-out when it's time to go. Exactly.

Yes, when it's time to go, it's time to go. Someone pointed out that my biography is really lame on IMB. I'm going to read it. Scott Johnson is an actor, known for the redshirt diaries, race to world first, and night attack. He has been married to Kim since 1992. They have three children. That's it.

Well, it's on DB. It's not like, you need to, can you go on and add your own fun facts about Scott Johnson? It's kind of like what people did on Wikipedia. Is that a thing I can do? I don't know. I think you have to have IMDB Pro to do it. Okay. Yeah, it says I'm an actor, the Raith 86.

We all know that's not true. I mean, I did a voice for a thing. I guess I acted. Yeah. I don't know why my credit for that Star Wars X-Wing fighter voiceover work isn't in mind, but whatever. Yeah. J.C. Cahun says you're assuming anti-actors have insurance.

The ones I know do. so I think more of the do than you're thinking sure this is just a way for the government to track you you're going to track you know what's ironic if people do this they go

I'm going to get on my phone that's got a billion chips in it and I'm going to hit this here button of an app that knows everything about me and I get advertised for all the time and I'm going to type in here that the chip inside the vaccine is going to track us and we shouldn't allow that

and then I'm going to put this device back down after I've sent that into the world permanently with my personal information and I'm never going to be too far from this because I love this device and it'll never not be by my side. It'll be in my pocket every day all the time. But I ain't getting tracked by no government. Exactly.

Yes. Good Lord. All right. Hey, how about a bonus mashup today? Why not? Yeah. But it's a Tuesday. What? Here's the, okay, so this is one of those. Okay, so it's called Ghosts of Mashups Past. TWSS. I forgot the...

TWSS means this was something, oh, this was the silly thing. No, I'm looking it up. TWSSS is that's what she said. Things that sound dirty out of context. Great. Here comes the dirty out of context, everybody. Enjoy. It's called Ghosts of Mashups Past. Enjoy.

Yeah, it really helps to tear it off from the side as opposed to trying to bite it off from the top. I have a couple of... There's no way that TMS Mash helps use that. Come here and give us your anus. You could finger it, Brian. You can put your finger in it. Can finger it? Yeah, you can finger it. Good.

Going to pull out the old tape measure. Going to wrap it around and get a circumference and get a length, width, width, a height. I'm not cut either. No. Brian's is so big, he puts a zipper in it and keeps changing it. That's how big his little purse bag is. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not a bad idea. Because then I just, you know, play around with it in my hands, and I'm completely unaware of everything. That's going to get edited out for Jamie. Just pull it down on my face. Yeah, yeah. Oh, here's what it looks like inside. Very pink. And they wouldn't believe me because it was so big when it was big.

It has gotten larger as I played it. Every time I play a level, it's bigger and bigger. Oh, that's certainly jamie material right there. How many inches? It's 10 inches tall, and I forget what the width is. It's big, but it's not enormous. I apologize for this. My wife is sneaking behind me because she's giving me my shot.

I apologize. It just happened. Right here live on the show. Are you in? Oh, geez. Are you in now? Holy shit, that would hurt. All right.

A gift for the audience is Scott Johnson saying, are you in? Are you in? Watch that hurt. You'll probably get it and do some experimenting. I'll play around with it. Have some fun with it. Yeah, I didn't hardly fill a thing. That makes me nervous.

Look at this guy. This guy has had to work a noodle. Good Lord. Oh, my God. Scott's going to love this thing. I thought I would too. And I think it's the length. I think it's just so, which is weird because I actually really like a long, like, you know.

Yeah. They've been slowly growing over the last few days. And they're all fully erected. is there anybody who doesn't just shove an entire one in their mouth like i do take your time take just a little nibble yeah yeah nobody does that yeah nobody does that i'm not going to be like sucking on this thing every day or anything weird like that oh yeah it's a great big penis look at that thing don't come in my mouth sorry don't land in my mouth while i'm sleeping wow you know what i mean i almost sprayed beer all over my keyboard my screen that absolutely

came out wrong i apologize thank god this is on video because if somebody is able to that I capture the nears that take you. Gosh, dang it. That's going to haunt me. Jamie's going to haunt me. Jamie's like a ghost. It's going to be good. Anyway.

He went and pulled that out of a PM video. Yeah. Only existed in that form. Man, what do we do? Because it was worth it. It was the best. Jamie. That's what she said indeed.

All right. Well done. And more from Jamie coming up soon. Maybe not as dirty as that one. Holy crap. Hey. Oh, look at you, but you just did here with all these, this little helpful legend over here. If you had those to the template, then at the very bottom, maybe we could always have them handy.

We're doing that. That's a great idea. Look at us solving problems in a practical and meaningful way. All right. Practical and meaningful aside, we're out of here. A big thank you to everybody. You know, it's a new month, and it's a time for love. It's a time for love.

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year is benny with a cover of goate's somebody that i used to know oh my gosh this is amazing also very fast uh hold on one second okay yeah i know i kind of it's all good though didn't have any other information it's a single there's no album that it comes from nothing you're You're a pro. That's all. And I'm just slow. That's just what it is. Slow behind the pro. There's no other information that I can give you about it. All right. Well, that's going to do it. Thank you all for being here. We'll be back tomorrow. Recommendals, Tom, all that stuff. So come back now. You hear?

Now and then I think of when we were together. felt so happy you could die i told myself that you were right for me but felt so lonely in your company but that was love and it's an egg i gotta still remember You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness Like resignation to the end, always the end. We found that we could not make sense

Well you said that we would still be friends Or I'll admit that I was glad it was over But you didn't have to cut me up Make up like it never happened and let me about nothing And I don't even need you know You treat me like a stranger and that fear is so rough. No, you didn't have to stoop so long. Have your friends collect your work, and then I'll change your number.

Guess that I don't need to know. Now you're just somebody that I used to know. Now you're just somebody that I used to know I'm lying to somebody that I used to know Now and then I think of all the times just grew me over but had me believing it was always something

that I had done but I don't want to live that way breathing to every word you say you said that you could let it go and I wouldn't get you hung up on somebody that he's

used to know you didn't have to cut me off make up like it never happened and let me walk nothing you're all don't even need alone you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough

or you didn't have to stoo so long have your friends collect your records and change your number I guess that I don't need to that you're just somebody that I used to know I used to know

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