The Morning Stream - TMS 2157: Monkey Knuckles

Episode Date: August 9, 2021

Constitutional Hoo-Ha! THEY CAN HUG RICE! Jimmy Carter and his wife Richard. Norman Didn't Die, He Went to Live on a Farm Upstate. Mayor McCheese Presides Over All Burger Arbitration! She Doesn't Get The 'Good' Equipment! Kim joins us and more, on this episode of the morning stream! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Coming up on TMS, constitutional hoo-ha. They can hug rice. Jimmy Carter and his wife, Richard. Norman didn't die. He went to live on an upstate farm. Mayor McCheese provides over all burger arbitration. She doesn't get the good stuff. Kim joins us and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Gangbusters presented in cooperation with police and federal law enforcement departments throughout the United States. The only national program that brings you authentic police case histories. I think we'd better check out. the Space Circus. The morning stream, you have chosen poorly. Good morning, everybody. Welcome back to TMS for Monday, August 9th, 2021. I'm Scott Johnson.

And I'm Kim. Oh, my Lord. Somebody call the... I don't know who you call when you're... Ghostbusters. Call the Ghostbusters. Hey, it's my wife Kim. She's sitting in for Brian Ibitt today.

He is off to his little trip to California. And as a result, we needed to fill a chair. And that chair is filled nicely by my lovely wife, Kim Johnson. Welcome to TMS, Kim. It's been a while. Well, thank you. It has been a while. Yeah. Kim's here in the studio with me, although we can't see each other.

There's a giant wall between us. It's a metaphor for our marriage. kidding. That's a joke. We've never been closer, right? Exactly. That's true. Yeah. We're still, we don't, listen, we've been married, what will be in the end of the month? It'll be 29 years. Yeah, good job. On the 29th. That's crazy, first of all. Second of all, we're still in the same bed. We haven't Ricky and Lucy's this thing. There's no, there's no, there's no, 29 years later. Rob and Laura Petrie in their separate weird beds. Still good for a big king, baby. Not that there's any wrong with it. No, do what you got to do. Do what you have to do it, whatever you got to do it.

I know not everybody is blissfully as married as we are, but hey, good luck to you, is all I'm saying. There you go. You may know her from, of course, the skim show, which we're going to do one of those today. Since we have this setup now, we'll do it in studio instead of the usual remote thing we've been doing, but that'll be fun. J.C. Calhoun in the chat says, my parents have been married for 55 years. Wow. We're not there yet, dude. We're not there yet. We'll get there, though, right one day oh yeah my parents were 50 this last year 50 do you think we ever hit um like you's here about these couples that hit like 75 like the the carter uh jimmy carter and his wife uh roosevelt or whatever her name is richard what's her name i don't know her name roslin richard i think as long

if we start getting healthy maybe oh you think that'll do it okay yeah my doctor wants uh she has all kinds of ideas. Because it's not about the years. It's about whether or not we make it that far. Yeah. You're not wrong. I don't know how the Carters are doing it, but they seem to be doing it okay. And yesterday we had this conversation with your brother, Richard, speaking of Richard. His name is not really Rosalind. Anyway, we went to lunch with your brother Richard and his wife. He goes by Rich at work. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. What is, why? I don't know. Better than Dick, I guess. True. Yeah. Anything's better than that. Anyway, we're having lunch, and it was great.

It was nice to see them. I always like hanging around them. Absolutely. And he says to me, you ever notice there are no 90-year-old tall people? He says this to me. Well, he's taller than you. He's at like a half-inch dollar to me. I am 6-4, 6-3.

And he said that. And when I thought about it, I thought, yeah, you know what? I don't see a lot of 90-year-old tall people. Is it because they all die because their heart's so weak, it can't pumped to the extremities, like, what's going on? So I even asked it on Twitter today and all these people are coming back with like, thinking about your mortality area. I'm like, no, it's just a curious thing.

You just don't see tall old people. So I did a little dig in. And I'm kind of wrong. They're like famous tall old people. I was going to say there are a lot of, I mean, Dick Van Dyke, for instance. Yeah. Very tall. Yeah, he's 6.3, 64.

What's his name? How old is he now? He's 94, I think. Yeah, see? There you go. But he's also in very good shape. This is what I'm talking about. That's right.

It's because he had a separate bed from Laura Petrie, and that'll keep you in shape. Is that what it is? Yeah, that's it. But no, the other one is, oh, Clint Eastwood, 6-4. He's 90, right? Yes, there you go. 80-something. You think you can do it.

You could do whatever you want. Christopher Lee died at like 90 or something like that. He was like 6-5, 6-4. It's true. Shaquille O'Neil. Now, it's the other thing. Basketball, now you don't know a lot of basketball players who are 90. Like pro-play players are like 7-1.

Plow players. Plow players. This is TMS for sure. Oh, man. Here's the deal. We're going to do some stuff. I got to ask this question, though, before we get going here. And today, oh, I should send you to the chat.

Today's a little more like a PM episode. There's no guest today. It's about an hour long. I'm the guest. You're the guest. You're the guest. You're like Stephen and Build combined. Well done.

Thank you. Anyway, it's a long story why they're actually not here. It's not because of us. It's because they thought we were gone, gone today. And so, long story short, they had other plans, which makes perfect sense. But I got this question for you. We do live in the same house. We have the same, you know, we're subjected to the same neighbors, you know?

Okay. Last night at about 2 o'clock in the morning, someone's hammering on their car. They were just working on their car, but they kept opening and closing doors in their car. At 2 a.m. It was 2 in the morning, though. And I still hadn't fall asleep because I kept hearing these weird noises or I just, I have a hard time falling asleep. Right. Some nights.

Yeah. But I look at my clock and I'm like, it's 156. Yeah. And he's still out there. You can see him in his garage working on his car. And I thought, when does he sleep? Yeah. If any of you are wondering if it's electric car, Tesla guy, yeah, it is.

That's who that is. Now, we get along with them now. Okay? Yeah. We're friendly. Kim, Kim broke that ice a year and a year. half ago. She went over there and helped them literally get out of the snow, although it didn't exactly work. But anyway, the gesture was enough for them to soften their hearts and come around.

Oh, my gosh. No, it's been fine. They have a couple of kids and their kids really like me. I've taken little treats out while they're playing. And so I think that's helped too. Like last night, the same, the same woman who in her car with one of those kids yelled, F you as they drove past our house. said hi and her little boy said hello and came right up to the thing to wave at us and make sure we saw him so so I'm just saying sometimes you can turn people around all right yep but the point is that's not the point the point is for some reason he's out working on his Tesla at six or two two o'clock in the morning and he's banging the door shut so probably a door jam or some kind of problem with the door and just I don't know I just it sounded like guns or well that's because

you were asleep things wake you up and you're like what was that And I did. I said, is that fireworks? And you go, no, it's just not far enough away from our house. Yeah. So I thought it was fireworks. It wasn't that. And then I go back to sleep. And you know, Bo, our good pal, Bo Schwartz, he's on other shows here. I had a dream that he went crazy and went on a rampage and we had to tackle him and take him to a special place. So I don't know what that was about. So what the crap? Can I have a night's sleep or a normal night where people aren't slamming their or I'm not dreaming about things it'll never happen. Or for some reason last week we were still getting fireworks in the middle of the night. Oh, there were fireworks then.

I didn't just dream that. Okay. Last week, yep. I don't know why. Because here's the deal. In Utah, for some reason, say the 4th of July rolls around and here we go, oh, hey, we like America. Let's do fireworks. Like everyone else.

Okay, fine. It's a countrywide thing. I get it. You can do it three days before and three days after. Right. We have rules here because of fire. stuff. You can't have certain kinds. Like bottle rockets have been outlawed since I was in high school, junior high, whatever. Like you just can't do certain things. It doesn't stop people from getting them. Just go to Windover. Windover, Nevada. Come home with a big pile of fireworks. But anyway, so there's that. And then the fourth is done. But you'll notice in our state, all those fireworks stands are still up and operating all over the place all during July. It's because on the 24th, we have Pioneer Day, which is basically like, hey, it's the day the

the pioneers came to the valley. Yeah, it's not our, it's not our statehood day. It's just like, they came to the valley and went, we're staying here. We were already a state. They just, that's when they, they showed up. Well, no, we weren't a state yet. We were a state later.

You don't think? No, no, no. We were a state. I don't remember. We were a state during the Brigham Young Times. Okay. He did that. Anyway, so.

So we have another holiday that does fireworks. They decided to do fireworks, which makes no sense. Because when did, it was, it's not like the pioneers came over the mountain and went. You know what I mean? That doesn't make any sense. So then they're firing those off three days before, three days after, and all during. Oh, this was farther than three days after.

Well, that's what I'm saying is I think they got extras and they're just lame and they don't care about other people. And they're just like, well, let's fire these off and scare everyone's dogs and all of that. It gets kind of crazy. Yeah. I'm going to find out when Utah State Day was. Statehood. Okay. I just want to find out.

You just like proving me wrong. don't you? I do this to Brian every day, so I don't feel bad. Utah became a state. Here you go. Okay. We've all learned something here. The Utah area became part of the United States in 1848, but took on actual statehood in 1896. Almost 50 years later? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That's what you do, man. All right. Because in 47, because it got the whole days of 47 and all the parade and everything, that's when the pioneers began entering the valley. So that's what we celebrate on the 24th. The United States won the Mexican War, and we had a whole bunch of people in there in 48.

And then in 49, we did a constitutional hoo-ha, where that's basically the start of getting to be a state. I like that. The constitutional hoo-ha. The constitutional hoo-ha. Yes. And anyway, there's a ton of history, but we are now a state. So good luck. There we go.

With our statehood. All right. Let's get to a fun thing. I don't have a good theme for it. I'll just come up with one here. Are you going to sing for us? No, here's a van. Here's Van, I think.

Perfect. Yep, all right. So a little sound from Van. That's when he was like six months old. Kim is going to answer your questions. Yeah, that's right. Up on Twitter, I put a bunch of, or I put a question out there and you guys sent a bunch of answers.

Oh, the ones I haven't seen. You haven't seen any of this. Nope. All right. In fact, you're really just hearing about this this morning. I am. Yeah. How's that feel to be snuck up on?

blindsided. It's fine. It's fine. You don't care? No. Let's see what the hardcore questions are like this morning. Let's start with an easy one. Aaron Nefielder asked this question. How exactly do you put up with Scott Johnson? How much time you get? Oh, wow. Please do. Go explain. Oh, I just do. Yeah? What does that mean to you to put up with me? What does it even mean?

To put up with you? Yeah. I love you enough to just ignore all the. crazy. There you go. Wow. That's a loaded statement. People can pick that apart for a week. Fair enough. I like it. All right. Amy wrote, this is Amy Robinson. She's great. She's probably in the chat. Red Fraggle, you in the chat? She is. She says, do you ever make fun of the stuff Scott watches the way he pokes fun of those Hallmark movies? Well, there's a rule we have whenever we, when I am watching my movies or shows, anything in that realm of the same kind of show. Virgin River, for example, Virgin River.

The rule is, I can say at any point in time when Scott and Carter start, either making fun of it, making fun of me, or mimicking the show, I just point go get out. Get out. She has the remote. I'm always pausing it. I'm always pausing it while I'm watching and they'll start talking and they'll be like, can you believe the da-da-da-da-da. And then I will pause the show and I'll just sit there and they'll go, oh, oh, sorry. Sorry, you can watch your show. Well, right now, Kim is watching Chicago Med. Yeah. It's fine. It's like ER, but maybe not as good. I don't know. It's fine. But it's, they'll do occasionally have some sort of relationship drama where Carter or I, if we're in the room, we're going to go, oh my gosh, really? That's what he's saying. That's me, baby, baby, but and Kim will hit pause. I'll just sit there. I'll look at both of them and go, are you done?

And it's fine, it's fine. You don't mind? It's totally fine. Yeah, well, you haven't answered the question, though. Like, if I'm really into, I don't know, whatever it is I'm watching, you, I don't think you ever tease me or give me a hard time. No. Well, now I feel bad. Now I feel.

Maybe you should. Just kidding. I don't care. It's not that big a deal. Maybe I only watch. watch cool things. Maybe everything I like is cool. Maybe I need to rethink this whole making fun. We both liked, uh, uh, uh, Suicide Squad. A lot. Yeah. The new one. The Suicide Squad. Not not, not, which one's which now. Because one has a the other one doesn't and that's the

only difference between those two movies. I don't know. Title wise. But I liked it. We loved it. We watched the new one. Yeah. Was it Friday night? Yeah, it was really good. We, uh, we'll, we'll talk more about on film sack this weekend because we're going to do that movie for sometimes we do that with newer movies but anyway it's great it's a good time it's super bloody and ridiculously over the top and awesome weirdly heartfelt

a lot of heartfelt moments didn't expect rat catcher two is not a character I thought I would glom on too but I really liked her and you know King Shark is great everything was great it was great it was great yeah I really liked it yeah so

So I technically have a broader sense of what the shows I watch then. Yeah, she has a broader sense in that. See? She'll see good things like the Suicide Squad or Suicide Squad. And then also she'll watch garbage like Chicago Men. Right now. Come on. Well, no, you've got the range.

It's not garbage. Come on. Are you kidding me? All right. It's not garbage. It's wondrous and lovely. Oh, yes. It's just a lot of fun.

It's an escape. And right now, I feel like that's what people need to watch. Yeah, a good escape. It takes them out of the crazy that's going on. I support it 100%. The hard part is just me not rolling my eyes when something cheeseball happens. And Kim just likes, you know, like people... Yeah, there's a lot of cheeseball.

It's fine. Your sister-in-law yesterday, she was saying how much she likes those housewives or whatever things. Oh, I can't watch those. And she hates... She knows they're bad. She even said, I know they're ridiculous, but I'm hooked on them. I think teen is the same way. If you ask Tina, she loves those things, but she knows they're crap.

Yeah. So sometimes it's okay. So maybe I don't have as brada. I don't know. Are you tempted to watch the Salt Lake One though? No. No. I've heard a little bit about it.

It seems horrific. It was enough for me to go, I can't watch that. Yeah. I don't want to either. I don't have the stomach for it. No. I barely have a stomach for regular stomach things. All right.

Here's a question from, oh, I like this. TMS mashups, Jamie says. What cuisine is your go-to date-night food, and does it change if it's super special, like, you know, big anniversaries or whatever? But what's our go-to date-night food? Our go-to date-night, that changes. I don't think we have one. I mean. We don't really have a set one.

No. I mean, because a lot of times we order in Thai food, that's a really good one. Or sometimes it's as simple as pizza. But I would say on special occasions, it's usually steak and shrimp. Yeah. you know what that's a good one we haven't had steak and shrimp but a while yeah but a lot of times when it's steak and shrimp it's because we have all the kids together like the valentine's day thing you used to do or still do valentine's day every year is crab legs and steak yeah for the kids

and we do it with the kids because the kids are the direct result of our passionate lovemaking I said that I said that because Carter's in the chat and I'm trying to make you've never said that in front of Brian no well Well, maybe. When Brian's on the show. But since Carter's in here, you know, give her a hard time. She's in here. Why not?

Oh, my gosh. Poor Carter. She'll be okay. She'll be like. I like having her in the show. Good job, dad. She's in. I like having her around because she reminds me, I don't know.

It's just good having Carter in the camera. It is. It's a lot of fun. I like it. All right. Here's this one. This is from David Michael. He may have heard of him before.

Hi, Dave. Kim, what were you thinking? That's what he says. I feel like that good. with how do you put up with question from Aaron so maybe what were you I know and every time Scott does say something like you did in front of Carter just now yeah yeah I just look at the kids and go 29 years it's just science though you know like if I if you really want to get down to it if you say well um how do you have kids yes they were the result of oh my gosh

stop no I'm saying like you could you could say that either the clean way of saying it is like oh they are beautiful we love them there are children, but whatever. But if you wanted to get scientific, you could. You could say, well. I don't think that's what they were asking. I don't think anyone's going. Now, how does that work?

When a man's seed seeks out a woman's egg, like you could go, I'm just saying, that's how it works. That's how it works. It's okay. I don't think anyone was asking that, though. Jerry Tolbert in the chat, he knows. He's a doctor. All right. Moving on. Here's one. These are great. Next question.

Alex Albisu. How do you share a video to your, wait a minute, sorry. Can you share a how-to video for your famous Jambalaya? I can do that. We've talked about it many times. We have. But we've not recorded it. I thought we did once, no? Just photos maybe. Carter started to record it. But we didn't put it out there yet. She was going to work on it. Carter? It's okay. We're good. We got time. You've let us down. We're disappointed in you. Just kidding. Never. Yeah, we're never disappointed in her.

But here's the deal, except when she doesn't rinse out her pans from her dirty eggs she makes. Carter, start doing that. Scott has the weird eggs and Carter's are dirty eggs. Yeah. She makes amazing egg things, but her pans are gross. You got to clean those. No, Claire. Her pans.

Not her pants. I don't know, dirty eggs. It gets you places. Anyway, TV's Travis piled on to that question and said asking the real question. So, yeah, they really want to see this, the Jumble Eye video. Maybe we can get that out. We can do that. Yeah.

What's the dumbest, oh, here we go, Audie Norman. What's the dumbest fight you and Scott ever had? Do you remember what it was even about? Do you? I kind of don't. Dumbest fight. It was probably something I did. Hold on.

Is that dumb that we don't remember. Hold on. We might have it here. Let me think. I don't even remember the last thing we fought about. I know what it was. I was being a total jerk about that photo day at Taze's house. Oh, I remember that.

Oh, my gosh. Look at the dog behind you. Oh, hi. Carter brought. She hit me the face with the dog. The Rimeriner. Hi, Ripley. Look at her.

She's so cute. Yeah, bring her over here. No, don't bring her hair. You'll knock all this over. Oh, gosh. Okay. Oh, Carter. Bad idea.

Just dropping stuff everywhere. It's a terrible idea. Never mind. Take her away. Poor, uh, freaking Boba Fett just took a dive off my table. Oh. Uh, no worry. Yeah, the chat's fault.

It's always the chat's fault. So, yeah, we did, Scott does not like taking family pictures. Yeah, and I was a real jerk that day. I've learned, though, talking with Taylor. Yeah. All the dads do this. All the guys make the biggest deal about this photo shoot. Yeah.

When the wives want their family Christmas card. and the guys all kind of freak out and they're kind of rude the whole time. They're mean. They're just like, everybody hates it. All the kids usually hate it too because they're like, I don't know how to stand or whatever.

But according to Taylor, all the guys do this. Yeah. I think I was being a real baby that day. You were. And it wasn't, I eventually apologized, but I was kind of a weenie for a while.

And then we did the shoot while I was being a weenie still. So yeah, that's true. So I'll take full credit for that one. That was me. Kim doesn't really piss me off I'm sure I do it more than she does

but we don't remember we don't really have major fights No I would say we have arguments but not really fights No And that was an argument day Yeah and then the arguments and fights Never last like an overnight

Like no Yeah We're big believers in the whole like makeup As soon as Scott's willing to apologize It's just kidding As soon as I'm willing to let it go And sometimes the way it'll work is Kim will come to me and be the one that's like reconciling even though it was my fault

and that works really well on me because then I feel really guilty because I should be the one So I'm a guilt tripper a little bit but not a I don't mean like a mean or like a forceful way you're like just you want to clear things up and then I'm like oh she's right so that happens sometimes but we don't really fight someone taxicab says fights include fist punching I don't think we've ever ever gotten in a fist No, the closest we've ever come is, you know, I'll fart in the car and she'll hit me in the leg. And I deserve that. But, yeah. I have a way to get him back in the car. Yeah, they know about you spitting gum past my face. Yeah.

I hate it. Just roll down their window real slow and they're like, what are you doing? What do you do? And then just spit your gum across. Yeah. You ever want to hear Kim laugh really hard? Well, here I'll play. Here's an example of her spitting gum past me out in my window and then laughing.

There you go. Yeah, there you go. You like that laugh. It's really good. I love that laugh. It's not fair. Why? I have all the sound clips.

It's totally fair. Oh, okay. I guess it's the definition of not fair. I have a better one. Do you want to hear this one? Hold on. We were talking about a movie. You've got all of these?

Yeah, listen to this. This is breaking two electric boogaloon. It was shit. It's so bad. You have an addictive laugh. It makes me want to laugh when you laugh. All right. Let's move on to this question.

This one comes from, whoops. Sorry, there it is. Robin, oh, Robin just had a birthday. Happy birthday. Robin. What's the most common reason you leave the house together? Date night. Oh, date night was my answer.

No, yeah, we do date. We try to have date nights, sometimes day lunches. We try to have once a week, whether it's breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Yeah, just once. Just get out of the house for five minutes. And it's usually drive-thru. We don't go a lot of places. Well, yeah.

So even in the worst of the pandemic, we would still do it and, you know, either get takeout or delivery or we would make it and take it or whatever. Or you walk around the lake. Whatever. You always got to go somewhere. You got to go somewhere. You got to go somewhere. For some reason, you have to leave your house, apparently.

Let's see. Chuck B. 63 says, what's the best recipe for Jambalaya? Oh, another Jambalaya question. I think it's Kim's, but, and this exists. You know what? I'm going to grab it. Because geek food. Yeah.

How do you spell jimbalaya? J-A-A-M-B-A. B-A-O. It'll show up. Okay. Just jamba? Jambalaya. Oh, there it is.

It's all A's. That's hilarious. I totally found it. Okay. Sort of. There's all those. This is very old. This is back in, oh my gosh, 2006 that we did this?

Probably when I posted it, the first time. When we were doing geek food back then, and there's still this WordPress blog of it, and I'm going to put it. There's still a WordPress blog. Yeah, I'm put it in the chat room, and I'll also show it here for YouTube folks later. There's a bowl of it, and then the whole thing about what to make and how to do it. I bet I've got better pictures, and we need to redo the video. Well, not only that, but you may, yeah, I was going to say you may have changed some of these ingredients, but because you can sometimes you just wing it, right? Um, now I always wing it.

Yeah. That's good. And there is a veggie version. Someone's asking, Carter does a pescatarian version where I just add the shrimp and not the chicken and the beef sausage. And you could do it without shrimp too. And it's fantastic without it. It's just a very veggie thing. If you're super vegan and you don't want to eat no shrimp, I eat no shrimp.

You're super vegan. Yeah, super vegan, like actual vegan. Uh, the veg, just that stuff on its own is totally fine. There'll be times where Carter won't finish her batch that Kim made. that Kim made separate for her, and I'll eat it. It's fine. It's still good. And I made some just a couple weeks ago for someone who is allergic to shrimp, put all the chicken and beef in. Is that the lady up the road? It was Bees' dad.

Oh, Bees' dad. Yeah. Okay. Nick's girlfriend's dad. Is allergic to shrimp. Yeah, which is weird. I mean, not weird, but, I mean, what does it do with? There's a lot of people allergic to shrimp. So is Steve, my brother-in-law. When you eat shrimp, what happens if you're allergic to it? It can close up your throat. allergy. Oh, it's not like a, oh, I'm sick. I don't feel good. You can make you extremely itchy,

like your neck and your throat. That's what it does to Steve. Yeah. And so that's why I usually don't make it. Yeah. Carter says I don't wait for her to eat these things, but I do. I wait for you, and if it's going to go bad. She's just going to like, you're eating my stuff. I refuse to let Jambalaya go bad is the point. Yes. And he loses his mind. If it's been a week and it's been in the fridge and I throw it away because I'm like, it's been a week, I'll make you some more. Yeah. You kind of lose it. Well, recommend. Oh, it can kill. you like a peanut if you're real bad. Oh, if it's a really bad allergy.

Yeah. Remember that kid up our road when we were, I don't know, first married had our first place and that kid, I can remember his name. Jared had a peanut allergy that was so bad that if he even smelled a peanut, he'd go into anaphylactic shock. Yeah, some people are bad allergic. It was so bad. And today, though, he doesn't have it.

It went away after puberty. He just lost it. So he can eat like a big old handful of peanuts now. Completely lost it. Yeah. Isn't that weird? That's weird. isn't it a little bit going from like full allergy to nothing it's interesting yeah he didn't do anything

special i've talked to him about this you find though that some people their parents have like you had a weird reaction to us we just stopped giving it to you as a kid you have an allergy but i do find that there's a lot of people that use that as an excuse not to give their kids pets oh yeah like sorry dad's allergic and i'm like is he really yeah i don't every kid deserves a pet they just don't want a dog see even you believe this even though the dogs drive you crazy every kid needs needs a pet. I agree with it. We've had every kind of pet at our house. That's true. Fish. Every domesticated pet, we've had birds. We've had snakes. We've had bird, fish, snake, dog cats, guinea pigs, guinea pigs, uh, gerbils. Do you say sherbils?

We have a neighbor, or we had a neighbor named, Sherble. Definitely haven't had them. We had gerbils. We had, Carter had a lizard that then we had to have crickets on hand. So I feel like we had a lot of animals at the same time. Yeah, we did. And that weird little grass snake or whatever it was that was super fast. That we had to feed fish. So we had fish on hand. So we had more pets than just the one. We had to have like their food alive.

Yeah. Yeah. At least with the snake with Norman, you just did the frozen mice and it was fine. Yeah. We got up to small rats with that. Oh, that's right. Yeah. And Norman, by the way, someone said it ripped Norman.

He didn't die. He's, uh, he's in a new home. We've re-homed him. Yeah. Um, I felt bad after the kids were done with high school. they kind of got really busy. And so he didn't get enough attention. Yeah.

And so we found someone that had recently lost a snake to, it was in their basement. The window got left open. It was too cold. It died. And so I knew that this 16-year-old girl would be like really excited about it. So we rehomed our snake. He's got to be. I mean, they lived to be like 25 years old.

He's doing good. All right. Moving on to another question, Kim. Here's one. Okay. This one from. I'm ready. Are you ready? Okay.

Let's see. Okay. Geez, you guys, Dave Fitzgerald. He's the legal geek. We all know him. He's great. Top three list of the most horrifying things Scott has eaten when you've been out of town. Oh, my gosh.

I would say that his hot dog burrito. Dogritos. Dogritos. I know that a lot of people have tried him. They're like, well, they're not so bad. They cannot be good for you. Yeah. And I'm kind of horridos.

horrified by the idea of a tortilla hot dog and a lot of mustard and pickles together. Oh, it's so good. You don't even know how good. It's so good. When I eat a hot dog, I like sourcrow and pickles on them. So I'm like, I like those kinds of things. But for some reason, when you cooked them in a burrito, like a burrito style, I was like, this seems wrong. Yeah. Well, I will say that the, what's I going to say? Oh, the kind of hot dog makes a difference. so if you got like a pure beef dog and not some crappy you know yeah it has to be a good one it can't be made out of like monkey knuckles or whatever they are right everything with ranch that's amazing to me how much ranch you've eaten while i was out of town ranch on everything

everything it had to be because it was like a whole jar of ranch and by the time i got home it was gone yeah well and the other let me think the top three that's two oh let me tell you the other thing i really like right now and if i had a dog rito i'd eat it with them is my daughter Taylor is making pickled, or making pickles from Kim's fresh garden. What are they called before they're pickles? Cucumbes. Cucumbers. Geez, Louise.

And they're, they're so good, you guys. I'm not kidding. So I've been putting everything. These are going on everything lately. Kim had some grilled chicken in the fridge just for lunch, you know, whatever. So I went heated it up and then just smothered it in these sliced pickles. They are dill pickles. They're so good.

She jars them up with garlic. Slice, too, by the way. So they're in, you know. Yeah, they're little slices. They're rounds. But she also adds her jalapenos from her garden. Yes, they're a little, a little, twist. It's all really fresh, really.

Hot damn, dude. Yeah, they're good. They're so freaking good. So good. Okay, what's your other two horrifying things I've eaten? I don't know. I'm trying to think. Weird eggs are actually really good, so they're not horrifying.

They're just horrifying the original story to them. Yeah, they're pretty gross. I can't think of anything gross that you eat. I don't think anything too gross. Sometimes it's a combination. Like, what's in the fridge? Okay, well, I'm going to have this yogurt and a handful of this. And throw it all on one plate.

And you're like, what do you do it? Well, it all goes to the same place anyway. Yeah, that's kind of my attitude. It gets me in trouble. But yeah, I don't, I don't, I'm not that picky. He doesn't mind if his food touches. Yeah, I don't care. It's all going on the same hole.

All right, let's look at this question. This is that it's called Bachelor Dinner. Is that what it is? Nice. I like it. Okay. Oh, you know what? We're going to answer, we'll make our last one, Michael's here.

Because this is, I've never asked you, ever actually asked you this before. Now I'm scared. You should be a little bit. What do you think of Scott, this is to you. This is from Michael Miller. What do you think Scott, or sorry, what do you think of, or, sorry, what do you think of, My brain is farting. All right, let me try it one more time.

Okay. What did you think of Scott the first moment you met him? So what was your first thing? I was younger, much younger. I was very tall and skinny when she met me. Yes, but I thought you were really cute. I was 17 the first time I met you. Yeah.

And so, yeah, I was that girl. Yeah. So cute. Did you really? Yeah, I did. Look at me now, though. Look at this. What is this even we're doing?

What is this? It's really bad. You're so cute. Well, I thought she was beautiful when I saw her. Oh, thank you. Yeah. I was like, whoa, look at this Southern girl. That sounds creepy.

You sound like you're talking about the food you're eating. Mmm. Spicy, just the way I like it. No, it wasn't like that. She was a knockout. Still is, but you should see these pictures of us when we were young. Good looking couple. They're awesome.

We didn't really know it, though. We didn't care. We were happy. Luke Sightwalker says, ask more questions. All right, I'll ask another question. He's like, move on. Move on, go, go. All right, I'll do another one.

Jesse Call says, Kim, whose jerky is better? Yours or mine? Answer, honestly, don't just be nice. So you know about the, that jerky I got from Jesse is insane. It's really good. Jesse, yours is freaking amazing. Yeah. But ours are very different.

This is spicier and mine's more smoky. So, just different. There's, I don't think there's, depends on your preference. Like, if you like some, a little more zip and stuff, I think Jesse's the way to go. But I like them both. Yeah. For different reasons. Kim says both properly.

I say both. Both. Yeah. How often do I do that all the time? All the time. All the time. All right. The chat room already kind of need this, but anyway.

Yeah. All right. I will do one more. All right. Luke, are you okay, buddy? I'll give you one more. When he's off the podcast, does Scott constantly refer to things as units and deals. Oh, absolutely. All the time. Is that true? Absolutely. You're kidding? I don't even

notice when I do it here. When people ask me when we meet in person, it's got the same, you know, like, what's Scott like in real life? Everyone asks that. I'm like, dude, you guys are getting the real deal. I feel like, getting the normal Scott. This is Scott all the time. I feel like Jeff really knows me because he goes on to say, and does he also unnecessarily overly described things such as I went to see the doctor man guy. Yes. Yeah. Or you make up words as you're trying to remember something.

See? I told you guys. The deal with the stuff? I told you. In the chair. Just as weird as you think. All right. I'm going to save the rest of these for a different day.

I think that's why people like you, though. You're the same guy all the time. Yeah, I don't think. You don't really have a TV personality. No. We know people like that who have kind of both. That's not awesome. or excuse me, both.

Ooh, nice. Yeah, wait a minute. All right. Hey, you guys, you know what time it is. It's time for the news. Good morning, good morning, everybody. In the news this morning, good morning. All right, Kim, we're going to do some news stories.

Okay. And you're going to respond to them. Am I? You are. This is the deal. This is what you signed up for. So get ready. All right.

A Washington man. Oh, by the way, today's news brought to you by Jambalaya because sometimes you just need southern food. I put that in before anyone asked these Jambalai. questions. So I just figured it was appropriate for today. A Washington man, you know, the Washington state. You're familiar with the state of Washington? Taylor and Dylan are there right now. Yeah, and the baby. They're all, they're coming home today or tomorrow? Yeah, today. Wait, I thought, oh, it is tonight. You're doing airport run. I'm doing an airport run.

Oh, man. Okay, keep going. Washington man. I miss the boy. He's so cute out there. I put up pictures on Twitter, but it doesn't even come close to how cute he is right now. Oh, they're so fun. He's two years old and looks five and is having the time of his life. Anyway. Washington Man shoots a fridge after the soda can exploded. Oh, I did this one already. Hold on. I've done this story.

I have to back up because I've Fed that up. All right, let's go to this one. Five parrots separated at a UK zoo after encouraging each other to swear at guests. How do you feel about parrots at talk? Is it weird you out? I think it's cool. I would like to figure out how to do that. To what, to teach a parent to talk?

Yeah, to say what you wanted to say. So someone had a lot of fun there. The problem is they learn to just talk like you talk normally. That's what I mean, though. Someone training them had a lot of fun training them. Oh, yeah. But for us, it would be a lot of dude and deal and unit. Like it would be all the dumb stuff we say in the house.

Which is fine. Or we'd say, it would learn how to say Ripley, why are you barking? That's what I'd say. Ripley has this tendency. Ripley, the big one you guys saw on camera a minute ago, for those listening at home, she's a great big, almost fully grown, I assume. Wymer Rainer.

Why, Mariner? She's a monster. And she's awesome. She's the most loving, sweet-hearted, sweet-natured dog you've ever met. But if she's in the living room, chewing on her toy, everybody's quiet and nice, and then Scott comes upstairs from recording. Oh!

Every time. I got to be careful that may set them off up there. If it sets them off, they all go. Yeah. For like five minutes. It's like a circle. They're like these parrots. Yeah, yeah.

They talk to each other until they can't talk to each other anywhere. But yeah, like last night, I was getting the show prep doing some stuff, came upstairs. And all I had to do was just barely be walking upstairs. And you guys are very quiet up there. And she hears me and just brr and comes toward the stairwell. And I'm like, it's. always me. It's never not been me. Why? She's a good guard dog. I guess so. She's very protective of her owner. If you look at it that way, she's really good at what she does. Because I think it would scare

people. Here's Carter's in the chat, so I'll just tell her. If you go, let's say Carter gets an offer from some awesome game developer in the UK. And she just is like, I can't find a place where they can house a dog this big or, you know, whatever. I'm happy to just keep the dog because she's actually really great, this dog. You have to admit, hon. Like all the giant dogs who've ever had in the past, they've all kind of been a pain in one way or the other. She's great. She is the sweetest, most loving, sweetest dog.

And the older she gets, the sweeter she gets. She's still a puppy technically, but you can see her maturing into this, like, loyal curl up next to you. She already does that. Yeah, she does all that anyway. Anyway, Boomer's still here, Brainbow Bright. We got three dogs right now, three dog night at our house. And they're all pretty good. Rainer's a spas, but.

That's never changed. Rainer was meant to be alone is the problem. She would be a really good only child. And she was, well, when she was. Yeah. She was just, and she's still, you know, she's my girl. She's great. But she's a spas because the other two dogs just create.

They created a, it creates a pack thing that you just can't. avoid boomer's really easy though too um sometimes a little barky for no reason but for the most it's usually a reason we just you know it's a reason we can't hear well yeah if she hears a neighbor in their yard oh she goes oh here we go and now they're gonna set each other off hear it yeah here they go yeah so just speaking of them but boomer's fine she's just a big dopey dog she's great she's great she's probably my favorite and then Ripley and then they're all there and then we got a cat Deckard Cain. I'm sorry, Decker. Carter informed me that Deckerd is not named after Deckard Kane, even though I am 100% sure he was. He's actually named after Deckerd from Blade Runner.

Oh, okay. That's what she said. But she said that only after the Blizzard mess. So I don't know if that was just her trying to ease my pain or what. That probably was it. Because I still got, I mean, Jim Rainer, the female dog, what am I going to do? I got to always call her, call her that. Rainer. Just call her Rainer. Yeah. It's not like she did anything wrong.

Oh, you all right? I should have given you a cough switch. I'm a terrible host. Oh, my gosh. Do you need water? I'm right. You sure? I'm good.

I got water. Here. I can't even see you. Here, I'm bringing it around to you. Hold still. Hold right there. Can you reach it? Thank you.

You're welcome. We have a very smoky valley today. Yeah, the valley is... So I feel like I'm constantly... We had the... For a very brief time, we had the worst air in the world. And then Denver got it the very next day. So Brian got it.

Just moved on over. Yeah, which is too bad for them, I guess. All right. Ooh, I heard that swallow that. Sorry, that was gross. You did that, mm, again. I don't know, I guess not doing that. Weird.

It is weird. I didn't mean it that way. Mm, I heard that. So, here's another fun one. Japanese parents send relatives rice to hug in lieu of newborns. Okay. Each bag matches. birth weight and features baby's face so new arrival could be hugged in pandemic.

That's kind of cute, right? That's really cute. Yeah. There's plenty of people that had new family members born during the pandemic and couldn't see them. Yeah. It's so sad. I mean, we dodged that window barely with that.

Barely, yeah. Yeah. He was 2019. Rice babies, they call them. That's really sweet that they came up with something that works. Yeah, it actually does. And look, it's kind of creepy. I mean, I'm looking at it now.

I've got photo. It's only creepy if you stick at the microwave and make it warm. Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say, how do you replicate the warmth of a new child? And then, oh, I don't know about that. That's weird. That would be weird. It's distinctly a very Japanese solution.

It just reminds me of stuff you'd see in Japan, but I love the concept. It's kind of cute. It's sweet. For grandparents, it's really sweet. Yeah, because what else are you going to do? You know? You can't see the kid. necessarily. They're in all kinds of new

lockdowns because of Delta variance. So it's worse. Yeah. Oh man. I hate it. All right. Check out this one. A woman sued McDonald's after complaining that a cheeseburger advertisement was so irresistible, it caused her to break her fast during Lent.

How do you feel about that? It just reminds me of the lawsuit for burning yourself with coffee. Oh, yeah. There's a whole story about that, though. There's like a whole, um, there's more to that's It's supposed to be hot. Well, it's not to be that hot. I'm sorry. Cheeseburgers are supposed to be good. They're not supposed to be that good. I think it's like a, it's like a different story though, that coffee thing. Like we all think it's one way, but it went some other way. I got to, I can't remember. There's a documentary or something. What was the deal? That is all on you, lady. Uh, what, the coffee or the burger? The burger. Oh, yeah, the burger. 100% the burger. If it was during Lint, then you were, if it was during Lint, then. you were just hungry. Yeah.

Yeah. What is the coffee thing? She burned herself to the bone because it was hotter than it was supposed to be. And McDonald's was super jerky about it. Yeah, there was something. Yes. But it's kind of like that whole wool coffee is supposed to be hot. Yeah, but there's a whole story.

I'd have to look it up. You'd change your mind. So the cheeseburger was too irresistible? Because I did. No, not this. This one doesn't get a pass. This one doesn't get a pass. No.

But the coffee lady, there's like a bunch of circumstances. There's more to it than I know. Yeah, there's just more. Like basically what you know is what McDonald's hoped they were telling everybody. So it worked. It worked on you. But it should pitch off a little bit, although I'll still get a burger now again. That's the problem with McDonald's.

They can be terrible as they wanted, but once in a while, I'm like, Big Mac. Big Mac. Special sauce. Let's do it. All right. Anyway, this woman sued McDonald's. So this is what happened. This is dumb.

This is a woman from Osmick, Russia, Omsk, Osmick. I don't know. She's suing McDonald's. over an advert that featured cheeseburgers and chicken nuggets. It says it was just so tempting, it made her break her fast. She's an orthodox Christian, said she was trying to stay away

from meat and other animal products during the six-week period. The case was first reported by the Russian state media, picked up by Western outlets, including Fox News, who wrote that she abstained from eating meat for a month when the enticing McDonald's advert made her give in, according to the lawsuit.

When I saw the advertisement banner, she says, I could not hope myself. This is because she's Russian, see. I visited McDonald's and bought a cheeseburger, she said. But no one twisted her on. No, it's a, she should not even, this should not even go to any kind of like arbitration or anything. Like, just throw it out, Judge Vladimir Poopski, or whatever your name's going to be. Right?

Don't even, don't even acknowledge it. I can't think it was. Turn off the TV then. Vladimir Poopsky. Okay. All right. Final story. you want one more we'll give you one sure uh oh this is pretty great uh okay no you don't want to hear

that one hold on okay how about this one donkey milk no one wants to hear that one no i do i totally want to hear this all right donkey milk sells for a hundred to thirty four bucks a liter then this whole story goes into why it's so popular would you buy some donkey milk no i would not why is an alternative? Why? I don't think I could do it. Well, I don't know why. I think it's because I grew up and my neighbors had a donkey and that thing was annoying as hell.

Did it have teats? You could milk? His name was Jack, so no. Oh. Yeah, don't milk that cow or that donkey. Here's why it's so expensive. Because no one wants to milk it? They just kick you in the face.

Anyway, they claim donkey milk is not just used for. its big health benefits is supposed to be super probiotic and all of that, but also as a component for cosmetics and has a reputation for skin hydration and can be frozen and converted into a beauty powder. Now, now, now, how do you feel? Now it's different. Is it called jackass makeup? Jackass. Yeah, jackass makeup. You nailed it. That's exactly that. Actually, that probably would sell. It probably would. This is a thing in India mostly right now. Oh, and they're making chocolate out of it, imported cheeses, yogurts. I mean...

Infant formulas? It's just my own bias. Because I grew up near a real jackass. Yeah. But then, but he owned the donkey. Get it? I see. Nice.

Chavrim says Cleopatra is said to have bathed in asses milk. All right. So, look, if it was good enough for her, it's good enough for us. All right. That'll be your news for this week or today. okay uh thank you for uh listening to that now kim it's a short show it's like an hour today a little little beyond an hour and uh to end i want to do something that i usually do with brian because he's here um but instead i'm doing it with you so obviously i just i probably need to find out if i seem like

i'm delaying it's because i am because i want to see if one of these is going to be better for you um i don't even know what you're talking about all right we're going to hear me we're going to hear me play a video game and freak out okay okay that's what this is going to be okay so this is a mashup from jamie we're used to getting these from him he he does these all the time and uh this will be today so enjoy scott playing this is one no one's heard yet i don't think this is the final resident evil eight baby fetus bum problems all right so you never get to hear this up close and now you get to hear it right in your ears here you Um-d-tob-t-i Um-d-d-bris hungry Chris eat surprise

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Gone, baby fetus. With a real bum problem. Oh, boy. Shit. Mia, is that Mia? I see hanging meat. Why does it smell like beef? Shit balls.

Oh, shit. Go reload, dick. Oh, yuck. Baby was in there the whole time. That's bad. Oh, Ethan, shit. That's just your poo hand. It's all right.

They have no problem showing Chris and Mia and everybody. Oh, my gosh. The vagina lives. What is that? Don a dog. So. Oh, Ethan. That's it.

We never saw his face. Wow, man. All right. So how do you? You say I haven't heard this, but I've only heard this in smaller chunks. Yeah. From upstairs. That's true.

You hear all the yelling and stuff, right? There's no getting around it. I think my favorite part is when people are. over. If someone's dropping something off, my sister or my neighbor. And all of a sudden, Scott will scream downstairs and they're like, what was that? I'm like, oh, Scott, he's playing a game. It's a scary game, apparently. It makes me feel bad when people are here and I'm doing it. I don't realize that. It's okay. They just laugh. Have you ever heard this? Oh, my gosh. You heard that one before? Yes, I have. Excellent. All right. But I love it.

Good. I'm glad you like it. Before we get to our outro song, which I picked today, We'll get to that in a second. I do want to thank our patrons, patreon.com slash TMS, for being a part of this whole thing. And I'm going to give us some names today, some people who have recently supported this. Brand new patrons, Joseph, David Huzinga, and Diego Van Covitzfeld. I'm sure I nailed it. I'm sure I got it. You guys are awesome new patrons, and we love you.

And huge thanks for joining us at this stage of the game. We really appreciate it. We appreciate you. Yep. And then I want to give an all-time sub-nod to Jerry Tolbert. Dr. Jerry Tolbert, I noticed on our list today is one of the grand champions of all time. That dude is awesome and we love him for it. If you too would like to be a part of this Patreon business and get lots of cool benefits as a result, go to patreon.com slash TMS and you'll be able to get all that. So thank you guys again. We appreciate it. Also, quick note that Kim and I will be doing a skim episode today. Uh, maybe to do it live since we're all. I was about to ask, should we do it live? May as well. Why not? We'll do it live. I don't know what time, but we'll, we'll figure it out. We'll put it out there. We'll do it. Uh, and, uh, that's it. Kim, what a, what a, as my dad would say, a pleasure it was to have you here.

It was a pleasure to be here. Did you have fun? I did. Yeah. I always do. Wasn't too embarrassing or. I was telling Kim, before this, I always get more nervous for people I'm having on than I do for myself ever. And I don't mean nervous that you're not going to do well. I know you're going to do well, but nervous that you'd be nervous, but you're not nervous. Nope. Yeah, I don't know why I do that. I mostly do it with... Like sitting around talking all your friends.

I do it with girls mostly. I got to stop doing that. You got to stop doing that. I get too protective or something or too like, I don't know, like, I don't know what it is. Yeah, before we start, is like, are you sure? Are you okay? I don't want them to be embarrassed. I don't want you to be embarrassed or feel weird or I just don't want that. 29 years.

Yeah. I'm working on it. Yeah, 29 years. I'm sure I'll get it by year 30. Don't worry. It'll all work out. What are we doing for 30? We got to do something big.

It all depends on where we are in this world. Gamma variant. What's going on? That's what determines whether or not we get to go on a trip, maybe. Like a real, like a big one. 30 years is a big deal. It is a big deal. It's freaking huge, man.

Right? It's huge. Yeah, it is. Yeah. So anyway, we'll see what happens. It's called projection, says Dan Wally. Oh, I don't know if I'm projecting. Am I projecting?

Maybe. You're projecting your fear? onto people? Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Because normally I don't, I fear nothing on here on this show. Ask the doctor. Oh, I'll get right. Wendy will be here Thursday. We'll ask Wendy. All right. That's going to do it now. We're going to listen to a song on our way out of here. I decided to choose a mash-up of a song that features the Beastie Boys and Ghostbusters. Oh, I love the Beastie Boys. So that's the song you're going to hear. Sadly, live, people won't hear it. but people at home, they surely will.

Don't forget to go to our website, fogpans.com slash TMS. The morning stream at gmail.com is our email address. And for everything else, just check the site. You'll find it. I think that's it. Kim, anything else you want to say? Have a great day. It's Monday.

Yep, it's Monday, everybody. Thanks for being here. Thanks for listening. And we will see you tomorrow. No, we won't. We'll see you Wednesday. There's no show tomorrow. I forgot.

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