The Morning Stream - TMS 2162: She Gets a Tatu, not a Tattoo

Episode Date: August 18, 2021

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gets to go out on a date with me, dinner and a movie. This is what a guy's bladder looks like. This is the morning stream and I feel fine. Good morning, everyone. Welcome back to TMS or to it for the first time. It is Wednesday, August 18th, 2021. I'm Scott Johnson, and I'm here with Brian Ibit. Hello, Scott. Also welcome to those people who, for the last time, you know, who've decided that this is the last show they're going to listen to. They're done after just this one. Yep, you're back. Probably because of one of my recommendal clips. Listen, sometimes Wednesday's yield funny results. And for the most part, Brian's recommendals have landed on me just fine. The ones I've watched, I mean, Parasite, notwithstanding, but, you know, any of the others that I've checked out. Parasite will land on you just fine, too.

Yeah, that'll finally happen. I was actually tempted last weekend, and I just ran out of time. But I got to do it. We've got to see it. You know, watch it, download it to your computer. It's probably downloadable from the Hulu. And then when you go on your vacation at the end of the month, watch it on your iPad when you're, you're sitting there in the hotel room i don't know that's a great idea no no probably a bad idea no

it's a good some hotels some hotels have this this great like they have a chrome cast thing built into the tv so that you can chrome cast from your uh iPad to uh to the big screen TV in your hotel room i would do that that would be good it's so awesome yeah that's how that should be that technology is how it should be exactly yeah get on it hey holes um all right I got a weird email I got to read This is a strange one Alright, alright, let's read it So enjoy this

This is from someone named Rickard Rickard Ricard Ricard Like Richard and Deckerd mixed I guess I don't know It's weird Maybe it's Ricard I don't know

Maybe it left the O off Maybe it's somewhere between the two Rickard I don't know Maybe it's Rye Ryckard Maybe it's a cross between Riker and Picard

Oh my gosh So logical Logical Which kind of goes with the first thing he asks us, doesn't it? It does, absolutely does. He says, hey, Scott and Brian, do you guys think there are any TMS fans out there that have made any slash fiction about the two of you? That would be pretty cool.

Do you guys know what slash fiction is? If not, you are in for a really fun surprise if that's new to you. All right, we'll stop there for a second. I know what slash fiction is. Yeah, as do I. Isn't that popular like a Spock and Kirk kind of deal? right the whole movie twilight is based on slash fiction of something else wasn't it was like something that started out as uh no 50 shades of gray is is i'm sorry 50 shades of gray was slash fiction of twilight yeah yeah that's what it was i think right we don't have that backwards that is correct i had it i had it backwards correct yes yeah i think you're right for some reason that was ringing though and now i don't know why i think that's right but anyway whatever i haven't read any of those things so so who knows what any of it is but But, yeah, like, my, my exposure to it is limited.

However, I do know famously that, like, there's a lot of slash relationship fiction where they, you know, where Kirk and Spock are getting it on. Right. I assume some Harry Potter things exist. There have to be. Yeah, exactly. Yes. What else?

There's, uh, what's popular? There's probably, man, it's like, I don't want to say things that might be giveaways to our feud, Tad Pooley feud later on. Oh, right. Yeah, you don't want to give anything away. That's true. Yeah, I can't remember. There's another one that's prominent.

I can't think of it. I'm sure there's Iron Man Captain America slash fiction. Yeah, probably, right? And whatever. It's sprung out of the Trek community and it kind of built from there and it is what it is and no judgment here. I don't have, you know, much to say about it. But do I think anybody's ever done that for us?

Man, I hope not. I hope nobody's done that. I doubt it. I don't want to read it is what I'm saying. If it's for you and you're into it and you're into it and you Whoever wrote it is like, wow, I love my TMS fan fiction. Right. Great.

I don't want to read it. Exactly. I don't want to see it. Yeah, Jakey Gramer says, careful what you say, Jamie will add it to a mashup. Technically, some of those that's what she said mashups that Jamie does are Brian and Scott slash fiction. Yeah, that's a good point. You know what? All right.

Now I'm going to say it because I think you're right. Jamie has made, he has assembled slash fiction from show content. So Jamie's her guy. He's the one that's done it. Yeah, I think Free Ranger says, so if you don't want us to send you, so you don't want us to send yours slash fiction, I really don't think I'll even read it if you send it. I don't want to read.

I don't want to. Like part of me would be honored to know that someone did it. Yeah. But I don't want to, because that just means they're, I don't know, they're just really into it or whatever. But I don't want to actually, I don't want to read a thing where it's like, Brian walked into the hotel room. Scott had just finished.

Coming out of the shower. Yeah, I don't want any of that. So, keep away. I probably read it just far enough to make sure they got my details correct. Could you highlight the areas where I am described in detail, please? Yeah, just put a little bookmark on those so I can jump to them and say, okay, that's close enough. And yeah, all right, that one's a little bit on the low side, but we'll go with it.

Just a little, a little bit of fact checking on Brian's part, and then we're good. Right, exactly. Oh, Lord. Well, Rickard, the answer is what we gave yet. Now, he goes on to say this. He says, also, and I don't know why, there's such a shift in tone here, but he says, it really is. It really goes from one to the other. Yeah, it really shifts.

He says, also, I think it's danger ouse. I think he meant dangerous. It's just got a space. Yeah. To take Tina on a big international trip, given that she has had cancer back then, and the Delta thing is all over the place. Yeah. He finishes up here, says, and if I find any slash fiction, I will send it to you, maybe I'll write some myself.

Love the show, though, Rickard. So, man, going right to Brian there with the... Well, and, you know, and I do appreciate that. Thank you, Rickard, for thinking of that. And it is certainly not something that we haven't thought of that I've, you know, put into considerable, given considerable thought, too. And, yeah, when I decided, or when she said, yep, let's do it, let's go on this trip, I went ahead. and increase the amount of money I get paid off on the life insurance policy

that I have on her. So we'll see what happens there. You totally went right by you because you're looking down. Oh, I get it. I get it. I got it. I just didn't want to interrupt with raucous laughter, but continue.

Gotcha. Okay, all right. Always raise your life insurance when somebody else is at risk is what you're saying. That's right. That's the joke. No, it, this was her decision. And really, let's be honest,

it's not like, Delta's only in other countries that we're going to. Delta's made itself known pretty well here, and sadly because her job takes her to a lot of different places, just in her daily work life, you know, she's not immune to, immune is probably the wrong word, but she's not quarantined from the possibility of Delta

just in our regular daily lives. so she yeah right exactly zoie says sounds like uh sounds like that was assuming she had no saying this exactly she she said yes this is the time let's do it let's go now yeah she's jazz for this trip by the way every time i talk to brian about it it sounds like he's excited but it sounds like she's out of her mind excited like she's out of her mind excited and and part of my excitement is watching how excited about it she is but we both have there's there's this this little underline of it's like a little red auto correct underline under ireland trip that could if we right click on it could change to postpone because of delta right right as the autocorrect choice so we have

two weeks um hopefully nothing changes for the worst i mean you know numbers are going up but um we're both obviously we're both vaccinated we're both fine wearing masks everywhere we go and for the long flight and all that stuff. So what if they offered one of these talked about boosters before you left, would you, I'd get it, wouldn't you? I would totally take it. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, they're saying, what, eight or nine months after the first, after the last shot. And my second one was in April. Same. So that would be how far off are we? So, I mean, that would put us in November, December time frame for our boosters. But I don't have a, yeah, I don't have an issue of getting a booster if, if, if, um. Let's get them, baby. Bring those boosters.

I'm ready. Also, let's get the 12 and under is taking care of because there are a lot of kids in hospitals right now. I don't want that to keep happening. No kidding. Exactly. I like kids. Kids are awesome and they should get a longer chance at life and not horrible problems. Even if it's mild for one, others have it worse.

All right. Well, thank you, Rickard, for your weird email. Your concern and appreciate that very much. Yes, of course. All right. We're going to, today's a big day. Not really. It's Wednesday.

Is it? It's not really that big a day. We were going to play Tad Pooley Feud, and I've missed it. It was, what, it's it two weeks ago that we got to do? Or no, I'm sorry. Yeah. We don't get to do it last week, so it's been two weeks since Tad Pooley Feud. And that's a long time.

It's been too long. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. So we're going to do it now, and I'm going to play this to start it. Welcome Brian Dunaway to the program to play a little Tad Pooley feud. Hello, Brian. How are you? Oh, hi, Scott and Brian.

Oh, hello. Listen to you on your mic. Yeah, you're on like a... On my what? On my room mic. Is this way... Let me check. Let me check.

Yeah. Sounds like you're in a bathroom stall. Yeah. Sounds like you're taking a poopie. A little poopoo. Are you taking a poopie? I guess y'all do hear it then. Oh, I see why.

I see what's going on. Hey. Here I am. Oh, here he is. Oh, that's so much better. How about this now? Yeah, that's much better. That mic, I'll have to do my Raymond voice on this one.

Oh, um. Yeah. Hey, it's good to have you here, man. How are you? Do you doing all right? You work? Where are you? Yeah, I'm safe.

I know you talked about the tornado. We had several tornadoes in town yesterday. None of them come by to visit me. Typical tornadoes. Yeah, they don't like that. But, yeah. But today, this sunshiny outside would even know there's a tornado here, except for the death and devastation.

Yeah. Otherwise. Except for that. except for the horrible thing that it rot overnight. But yeah, other than that, it's fine. Well, good. It's good to have you here. We also have a listener on who's going to be a participant in today's program. Let's find out

who's been waiting very patiently. Hello, who's this? I'm not sure if this is allowed, but it's Talia again? Of course it is. Of course it is. Anytime Talley, you call, anytime anybody else calls, they can be multiple callers. We don't care. We're here. Well, we're just, you know, obviously we don't want

if you won within the last couple weeks we want you to hold off, but you didn't win in the last couple weeks. You lost. You lost horribly, miserably lost. So our goal is to see if we can't rectify that today, so I'm glad at you. Hey, Brian, do you want to explain these rules real quick and then

dive in? I'll do my best, but, you know, it's pretty dang complicated. It's time to play the Tad. Time to play the Tad Pooley Feud. There's no way on that one. I've surveyed a little bit. It's not like there were two of you. Like two. It's not like there were two of you. Like two of you.

Yeah, exactly. I've surveyed the tadpool on some nerdy topics, and Scott and Brian have to predict the answers that they gave us. It's Scott and Brian's job to see how many of those answers. They can, yes. Tali, your job is more important than ever because you're going to be working with either Scott or Brian. And if your team wins, you get a prize package that includes copies of Yoku's Island Express and Swords and Soldiers to Swarmageddon.

You know what? Yuku's Island Express, one of the great underrated. like no one's heard of it but if you played it you love it kind of game it's so what came out the last couple of years this is a fun game fantastic oh very cool yeah you're the you're the dung beetle on that one right yep you're the dung beetle and you're in this it's some of the most beautiful you're pushing poop well it's a rock it's a stone but sure it's poop it's poop sure and then uh there's it's it's just like one of the coolest most pretty like uh I guess you could call it a Metroidvania but it's a lot more than that

it's also got like pinball mechanics in it Oh, really? This all sounds nuts, but it's, it's rad. That's a rad little game. That sounds great. Yeah. Cool. All right.

Well, but you only get those if you win. And to win, you've got to play. And to play, we've got to give you guys your tad Pooley feud question thing. Or, uh, question thing. Question thing. All right. So, uh, this is another one where we had very few people who passed on the answer. And I'm just going to prepare you.

uh there's there's the literal way of taking the question and then there's the way the tadpool takes the question so that's the only preparation i'm going to give you okay interesting okay hands on buzzards we asked i love it hands on buzzards uh we asked uh 342 tadpoolers this question what's your favorite movie trilogy Scott Trilogy would be Star Wars And you have to have an answer already

Before you hit the buzzer I did Star Wars Star Wars Show me Star Wars Yes the Star Wars original trilogy 75 people said that one That's it number two

There's one that'll beat it Brian do you have a guess Wow okay well I would have thought I'd been Star Wars now I'm freaking out I'm freaking the freak out, man. Yeah. Does it have to be a trillion? And you said the people, okay, I'm going to go with...

I'll answer that question a second time, Brian. I know, and I'm stalling because I'm like, there's a million things going through my head, but I can't figure out any of them. I'm going to say Lord of the Rings. All right. Show me Lord of the Rings. Nice.

Number one answer with 129 people in the chat room saying it very good, which means Talia, you're going to be working with Brian Denway, the two of you have control of the board, what else he got? For favorite movie quote marks trilogy from the... Why is it? She has, listen, I'm guessing... I'm guessing she has to be really excited to be working with you, Brian, because Brian knows everything about movies.

You've always got a big pile of movies. You've seen them all a million times. You have Blu-ray compilation, Boo-ha-hoo-ha. You're the man. Boo-ha-hoo-ha. Who-ha. Yeah. So I'm going to let...

What do you think? What do you think before I start spewing my BS? Well, I mean, for this one, I think most people are going to know the answers, so I think we've got to be the first ones to say it. So go back to the future. Oh, back to the future. There you go. That was the next month of you.

It's perfect. Back to the future. All right. Show me back to the future. It's number three, Marty. Number three. Doc, your answer is number three. Wow, top three on the board down

This is scary I, okay, so Do you have another one because I have one that I want to say But I'm afraid it might not be high enough in the list And then people will be I'm going to say I didn't think, go ahead Go ahead

What did you say? I was going to say I was going to say the Blade trilogy But as soon as I came to my mind That was like the first thing I was going to say When I hit the buzzer And then I was like, but will anybody pick that? I would put, yeah, I'd put the Dark Night trilogy above the Blade trilogy.

Doing it. Dark Night trilogy, all right. Show me, Batman. Oh, geez. Oh, very nice. The Nolan trilogy. Number six. Well done.

Very good. I'm racking my brain here. How about the Terminator? Well, you got more than three. I guess it doesn't matter, right? Well, that's the question. I mean, the original trilogy, and then there's, it goes beyond that, right. Keep in mind, this is the tadpool, and some of them can't count.

Even better, that's, I think that's, I think that's the, I think that's the, the clue we were looking for. I'm going to say the Terminator, what do you think? I, I mean, I, I, I mean, I, to be honest, I've never seen the third one, and I don't think I really need to. You kind of don't. Right. Yeah. I kind of just see them as just, like, two good movies and then some. me right that's true

I'll defer to you but I would also remind you that the American Pine movies are also a trilogy oh okay okay yeah they are okay yeah which one of those I'm gonna go okay yeah go ahead there's the third one

yeah you know what you know what we've been talking about alien I'm gonna take I'm gonna go the alien series because I know it's more than a trilogy but after of four, does it really even count? No.

It still can count as a trilogy. And again, Brian keeps saying, why am I helping you? Never mind. Right, forgive me. Exactly. Why are you helping? All right. So we're going with Alien? Aliens.

All right. Show me the Alien trilogy. Number eight on the board. No. All right. So going back to American Pie. Alien for resurrection just doesn't count for some people. You're going to do American Pie?

Are you doing that? We said, let's go back to American Pie. Because I took some, go ahead. I mean, it was just a reminder. Oh, okay. Oh, it was just a reminder in that case. It's important to be reminded once in a while, though the American Pie had three of those damn things. Stiffler's mom's only in one, right?

She's my friend. Stiffler's mom has got it going on. All right. Well, I mean, besides Star Wars, the biggest trilogy from me, growing up and i know they said screwed it up indiana jones yeah is that's when you're going with duh that's a good one yeah that's what i'm going with all right show me we named the dog indiana number seven on the board oh i can't believe that's higher not higher i mean would have that fourth or fifth all right that's what i'm having trouble with them those fours and fives are like

making me think there's some things we're not thinking of yeah they're elusive All right. How about, um, I know you remind me about the American Pie. Do you have any more reminders? Um, other than that, I mean, maybe the, uh, the Simon Peg, the Coronado or whatever. Oh, yeah, the Godfather. Oh, no, the Sinepeb, sorry. Yeah, I heard you switched out and I heard something totally different. But yeah, the, the, the Coronado. Yeah, the Sean or the dead business. Right. I bet that's on there. Is that what you're going with?

Let's do that. You've said like 11 answers, so really just land on one. Yeah. The last one I said. Pick one. Yeah, do that. High Fuzz. All right.

Go on the High Fuzz Trilogy. Okay, all right. The three flavors, Coronado Trilogy. Show me. Number four. Number four on the list. Wow. Yeah.

Damn you, you tadpool. Okay, then we got to go with a Toy Story, right? Even though I disown number three. I think. Toy, toy, toy, three, definitely. You know they voted for that. because you are going to be on doing this with me. Well, that's what I was thinking.

I was looking at the list and I'm like, you know what? I bet you story story three would have to have to be. That's great. Some comeuppance. Yeah. All right. Show me Toy Story. Oh, are you kidding me?

Number 48 on the list, by the way. Just what I think I have you guys figured out. 48's a long way down. That is a way now. 48 is a long way down. Yes. All right. I finally get a shot here.

You finally get a shot. I think, I think official. Talia has won. I think she gets the prizes because she wins either way for you to catch up. All right. I'm going to say

someone said Mad Max probably. So even though it's not a trilogy and the best one's the fourth one, but you know, whatever. Mad Max. Reset that timer. Show me Mad Max. Damn it.

Oh, no. That one number 34 on the list. You guys. what the heck man yeah all right i think i think if the fourth movie is better than the first it's hard for people to think of that as a trilogy whereas if the fourth movie is garbage like indiana jones that's way easier for people to think about his uh he's right about that no need to defend it brian's right all right back over to brian and talia what you got right and every time i think

i'm like oh well that's i'm like oh i got it i got the sequel and then i'm like no wait there was like six of those. I keep doing that. It's just like there's so many. Yeah. There's a lot. They go way beyond three. There's a lot. There really is. What do you got? What are you thinking? What you got?

What you got over there? What you got, Talia? What you got Talia? Come on. Trilogy. Well, he said not necessarily a trilogy, but what was attached but yeah right that thinks it's a trilogy

yeah I'm gonna go back what do you think about that blade I said for some reason that just sticks with me I don't know why for some reason when I think of the de facto trilogy I think of blade I don't know why I'm with you because I love blade I'm

unapologetically love the blade series right other than like other than back to the future which is a hard true three blade feels like the other well there's another one there's another one until they do a Back to the Future

fourth movie with Marty's kids finding the time machine or something. It's a kid, Marty. I know of at least three trilogies that are terrible and that's why I didn't say them

but maybe I was wrong to do that. We got nothing to lose. Let's go, Blade. All right, show me Blade. Number 18 on the list. I'm amazed that anybody said it really. What? Wow, that's impressive.

that it's that high on the list, to be honest. It is impressive that it's higher than Mad Max even, yeah. All right, well, let's get these other ugly ones out of the way. Okay. The prequel trilogy of Star Wars. No, does that different? Oh, yeah, you just says original, right there. Of course.

It says it right there. All right, show me the prequels. Um, Misa, show me the prequels. Shit. Oh, really? I'm really bad at this. Prequels 23. Yeah, they deserve to not be on the list.

It's fine. Yes. Interesting. Brian Dunaway. One more shot at an answer here. Don't put it on me. Let's see here. American Pie. Let's go with American Pie.

American Pie. We're going with American Pie. We did my crappy pie. We're going to do the crappy one as well. I have a quick question about American Pie. Because American Pie has actually seven or something. There's some directed DVD things and all that. But after three did they really? Eugene Levy's been in all of them, right? Isn't he the?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's one back when I thought Eugene Levy was done for this world. And then, you know, Schitt's Creek could have redeemed. him but uh right yeah i don't know how that works but he is the libido of that film absolutely yeah well sure weiner in the pie all right show me american pie i don't even think american pie came up in this list i'll keep standing through it no no bye american pie yeah stifler's mom absolutely be wrong all right i'm gonna say um uh let's uh let's do uh the The Matrix trilogy.

Sure. That's a good one. Even though it's poopy on the back end. Even though it's really just one movie. Show me the Matrix. Oh, look at you. Yeah, look at me. And it really is truly a trilogy until the next one comes out.

Unless you count animatrix, which wasn't a theatrical release. It was just an anthology of cartoons. Sure. All right, I'm going to say that the tadpool probably, this is my last strike. they probably tried to apply this to the Captain America, the three Captain America movies. Sure. So those.

That's right. First Avenger, Winter Soldier, and Civil War. Show me, Captain America. I can do this all day. Damn it. All right. Well, first off, congratulations, Talia. Yeah, well done.

I bet you somebody put Harry Potter and freaking stuff like Pirates the Caribbean where we got like 30 of all of those. Well, actually, I think these last two, certainly one of the last two, is a true trilogy. Show me number nine. John Will. Oh, yes, of course. I think of John Wick. Parabellum is the fourth movie, isn't it, or is that the third?

That's, no. Oh, shit. That's the fourth. No. That's the fourth. John Wick Parable. I know. I think that's the fourth one.

I think you're right. There's a trilogy so far. Oh, it's three. John Wick, three is parablellum. Currently still is a trilogy. Yeah, three is called Parabellum. Four is not, I don't think four's got, it's just called chapter. In production, but that's it.

I think four is called chapter four currently, but that may change. Sure. And then finally, another true trilogy. The Godfather. I almost said the Godfather. I didn't think anybody in Ted. You did say the Godfather, and then you went back to the Coronado trilogy, which was higher. Which was the higher.

What were in a few others after that, because this is a crazy list. I'm going to give you, this is great. This goes. right off the rails. The Boring Trilogy. Evil Dead. The Hobbit. Hunger Games.

Jurassic Park. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Austin Powers. Captain America did come in number 19. How to Train Your Dragon. Naked Gun. Ocean's 11. Somebody said the 28 days,

28 days later and 28 weeks later as a trilogy. I don't think you can count that Sondra Bullock movie is the first part of that trilogy. No. And there never was a 28 months. I would love one, but there wasn't one. Bad Boys, Beverly Hills Cop. Die Hard, Harry Potter.

Die Hard, yeah? Kung Fu Panda. Well, yeah, maybe die hard. What was Live for you, die hard, six or seven or something? Yeah, it was up there. Yeah. Mighty Ducks, Mummy, Planet of the Apes, Police Academy. Star Trek, two through four, somebody said.

That is... The trilogy of all time. They ignore the original... Oh, the three and four are not good movies. Sorry. Right. And the Apple Dumpling Gang, somebody put it. Nice.

Nice. The Apple Dumbling Gang. Who the hell put that in there? Somebody just loves the Apple Dumping Gang rides again. Gary. I think it was Gary, dude, because Gary's the only guy that knows what that even is. All right. Well, well done.

That means this. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. And Talia, I'm actually a little jealous. Have you played Yoku's Island Express before? I think I've seen it on Game Pass, but I didn't pick it up then. It is so cool. It's yours and L. Yeah, you're going to love it.

It's such a cool game, and I'm really glad you want it. Can I say one thing? Yeah. Of course. Next the future, too, is my favorite. Bye. Bye. Yeah, perfect.

Perfect. Wow. I mean, if you're just going to admit it on National Podcast Radio, go ahead, I guess. I don't know. I mean, you're going to admit it. No, two's terrible. Look, I wish you to stay to have this argument with you. Two is a bad movie. It's horrible because of Leah Thompson's big fake, plastic

horrible boobs. Well, that and everything else in it. It's a bad movie. Three is a return to form. Three is a return to form. I love three. Three, three was great. No complaints about three. One and three. Those are my favorites. It's a great sandwich except the meat's a little rotten. That thrill, Gene. There.

It's fine. Yeah. You're a bad movie, she says. All right. Well done. She knows the drill. Just send Brian that email, coverville, at gmail.com, and we'll hook you up with your codes. Brian Dunaway, what a good time we've had here. And yesterday we had even a better time on the Boop Show. Anything else you want to mention this week? What's going on, man? Oh, sure. I'll be streaming next week's Boop Show homework tonight at 6 p.m. Eastern time if you want to follow me on Twitch.tv. Brian Dunaway, that's me. Yeah, that is you. And it's fun to watch you play. So if you want to go. watch Brian play it is then uh you owe it to yourself to do that Brian done away have a great rest of your week and we'll see you Saturday bye oh yep what are we doing for film sack I forgot we're doing uh short circuit oh right no disassemble got it no disassemble no cultural

disappropriation yes no weird white guy playing an Indian man uh that'll be fun so look forward to that uh getting our 80s on this weekend so that'll be cool yes all right we got time for a wee bit of news. This is the info we've been waiting for. Time for the news. Brought to you by Waiting for. Brought to you by Tina's Alzheimer's Walk fundraiser.

Still raising money for that. It's going to be one month from today, as a matter of fact. September 18th, she and I are going to do a walk and we're going to be wearing a couple t-shirts that I designed. If you want to help support this project, go to tiny.c.c. Tina, walk. Almost like you're issuing her command. Hey, Tina, walk.

Yeah. I don't want to walk. I don't want to walk. Brian. Brian has ruined us on that. It's just ruined. Because now I don't even, I just hear it when you talk about a thing. It's like, oh, where's, yeah?

Oh, she's at work. Brian, let's go get some Jimmy Jones before we see the string quartet. That's so hard to. She's taking me on a mystery date tonight. Oh, very nice. Yes, I have no idea what's going to be. All right. Well, it's very good, and I love it.

Yes. Tiny. dot CC slash Tina walk, everybody. Go check it out. Tina walk. Well, that is case sensitive because the CC people are weird, or the tiny dot CC people are weird. You have to do. Oh, right, all overcase, yes.

Yeah, it's dumb. I don't know why, but it's dumb. I know. Fix it. Yeah, listen, the rest of the world is not case sensitive. Why are you? Okay? Right.

All right. Let's move on. Tiny human brain grown in a lab has grown eye-like structure. that can sense light. Yeah. Wow. This is amazing, actually. Alex Jones's brain.

I like to see, he'd say. I like to eat. No, see, he means. All right, so look at this here. This is crazy, actually. Small blobs of human brain grown in a dish have been coaxed into forming rudimentary eyes, which respond to light,

and send signals to the rest of the brain tissue. This says... It grew its own eyes. That is the crazy. easiest part of this. And they're not great eyes. I mean, they're, they're just sensing light. But if you think about it. I made eyes. I made your eyes. Why does that always remind me of you always do that? And then I go, oh yeah, Blade Runner, got it. Yeah. And then part of my brain, my brain in the Petru de

shit lives in shifts over to Peter Stormere giving Tom Cruise's eyes in Minority Report. Every time. Oh, right. Right, right. Every time. And I guess those are both Philip K. Dick ideas, so it makes sense that everyone's getting eyes in his books. It's true. Yeah. It's all about the eyes for Philip K. Dick. I love Peter Storm Eric.

You do no wrong, man. Yes. Yeah. He's so good. He's in the Elder Scrolls online. I've been playing, you know. Oh, really? Yeah.

He plays a Nord King somewhere up in Northern Skyrim, Western Skyrim, somewhere. Anyway. That's cool. I played a new fun thing yesterday. I played Tales from Galaxies. Edge, Star Wars Tales from Galaxy's Edge, which is a Oculus VR thing. It's a lot. I was

expecting, all right, it's just going to be a walk around Galaxy's Edge, you know, something similar to the Disney area. Oh, no, there's fire and shooting and dodging. You get to fight those guys from Force Awakens that had the red

the red outfits with the faces that just had the black circle on them. Oh, yeah, those are cool. gang that tries to capture the Millennium Falcon. Yeah, yeah. Those are my favorite of the trilogy dudes. Those are cool. Mine too.

Yeah, I bought action figure of that guy, or one of those guys, because it's so cool. Now, I'm going to share a little truth with you here, because you're talking about stuff you're into. Sure. I've been trying to find something that is Pokemon Go-ish, but not Pokemon Go, because it just doesn't do it for me. Sure, sure. And I tried, the Witcher one's pretty good, except it really requires you to go places.

And, like, some of these quests are, like, walk freaking five miles out way, and there's a little 10-foot space you got to find in the middle of someone's yard. It's, like, just too specific. Right, right. So I'm tried this, this one, this, uh. The Garfield one is the one you like, right? No, no, it's the Jurassic Park one. Is that the Jurassic Park? Oh, cool.

Yeah, it's good. It's really fun. Is it still, it's still, they're still maintaining it, adding new stuff to it? Yeah, it appears to be, I mean, I'm, and I'm finding plenty of players for the head-to-head stuff, and it's not, it appears to be doing okay. they just updated it actually the other day and it's got this much wider net to catch things so I don't you know I can't like have to walk everywhere

I don't mind walking and it does these incentives I don't know if Go did this during the pandemic or even now but I can hit some of the spinners like basically their Pocostops to get like tranquilizers and stuff I can hit those within a reasonable radius but I can get more of that stuff if I'm closer to it Oh yeah no that's not how

they during the pandemic and sadly stopped recently even though the pandemic is still going on they increased the distance for poca stops oh and they're in trouble right aren't they or not in trouble with the player base is all pissed player base is really angry about that

and have boyc some of them have boycotted the game and Niantic said okay you know what we'll revisit this where you know we get it that it still helps a lot of our differently abled players, and sometimes they're in places that people just can't get to conveniently, so we'll revisit the idea of extending those distances again. I hope they do it. They'll probably, some of that they'll put back in place, some of it they won't.

They'll find a good, happy place, I'm sure. Yeah, I'd like to see them extended back because there are some pokey stops that I go near on my, regular cycling commutes that that it was fun to be able to kind of reach from there. But now it's like, okay, pretty much got to be right on top of it now to re-scan it. You ever think, this just occurred to me,

somebody who thinks that the vaccine gives them a tracking chip so the government can track them? Do you think they also play Pokemon Go where they're literally allowed me? I imagine there's so many people who are like, nope, I'm not getting that vaccine because they put a tracking chip.

But by golly, I've turned on location services on my phone. Yeah. And they're tweeting from a thing where they've got location services on. It tells people right exactly where they're aren't. Oh, exactly. Yeah. It's not know. I don't even know

they're doing it. I mean, duh. Here you go. Back to Pokeyman Go. I like that lady. All right. Pockyango. Anyway, so this thing's popping eyes. Oh, I got to show the chat, the image of this. This is crazy. So it's real weird looking. It doesn't look like you're

average eyes, but there's the brain tissue. It's got these two growths, and they sense light, which is just kind of nuts. It is kind of nuts. It looks like a Pokemon. It looks like a... Which one would you call that one? There is a blob in the most recent. Somethingsiss.

Oh, what is it? It's myosis or... Oh, man. Let's see. I can't even remember what kind it is. He kind of looks like ditto, yeah. There's a nice. another one that's got like a

solosis, thank you. Solosis? Sassanac 9. Yeah, solosis. It kind of looks like this. Well, that's perfect because he can sense solar, this thing can sense solar light. So that's a good name for it, even though I don't know what a solosis is, but still.

Right. It fits. I'll send you a photo of a solosis because it kind of is. It's kind of this. All right. That'd be great. So it's very cool. A pair of eyes like structures create tissue similar to realize, including round lenses,

which normally focus on an image in a retina, the patch of tissue on the back of the eye, the senses light in a way the brain tissue is seeing light. Really, really cool. I don't know what it means. It just means our brains are incredibly complex and nuts, and kind of if you can coax them along, we'll actually do a lot of shit without our help and try to, you know, sort of try to be what they are meant to be. Now, see, they have to protect this thing, right? because they've created something that can now be aware of itself.

This is a sentient form of life now, right? It's a sentient form of life. Oh, yeah, they have to be careful. What if it gets too smart? Oh, no. Whatever. It's mother brain. It's tiny, tiny mother brain.

By the way, I sent you a photo of psilosis. So I'm looking at him now, and it does, it is very similar, except it doesn't have that cute little pink curl hair thing at the top. Yeah, a little horn and that weird, let's call it a goatsy hole in the middle of it. Oh, yeah. And he's living in a little membrane bubble thing. Yeah. That's cool.

Have you caught these before? I assume you have. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've caught everything. Probably, yeah, you've caught everything in the game let you catch, right? I've cut everything that is currently available in this region and a few things that are available in other regions that have, you know, been available for raids and stuff like that. Now, when you go to, will there be anything unique and new in this international trip? Yeah, both in Ireland and Japan, there will be, uh, new.

Pokemon that I'll be able to catch that I haven't been able to. That's cool. So there might be like a what, like a leprechaun, or not a leprechaun, but it's not a little leprechaun. That's right. You'll never take my lucky charms. I can't remember what, what it is. It's like when we're in the southern part of Ireland, we should be able to get, get some stuff

down there. Be great if they just straight up put Lucky in there. That would be amazing. That would be really funny. Yeah. They're not going to do that, though. You just throw like a yellow moon at it. Bunking on the head.

I'm going to catch this one with a net and a yellow moon. I'm going to use a green cover. All right. Moving on, Billy Crystal in the news. We like him. That's cool. I do like him, yes. Been around forever.

He got super stoned inside of an MRI machine. Yeah, he was looking for a zip switch clams. He was in an MRI machine, and he ate too many weed gummies. And then he asked the technician for Taco Bell, which is pretty funny. He said he ate too many and asked for fast food after 30 minutes into the MRI. The Princess Bride actor, really? I mean, that's fine. It's a good movie.

Yeah. It's kind of limited ways. Yeah, the City Slickers actor, the... S&L star, the soap. He was on soap, you know, soap. Yeah, the When Harry Met Sally actor. Yeah, a lot of things The frequent Oscar host

Yeah, one-time Oscar nominee, I think Monster's Inc. Yeah, I wonder if they just look at What did the best box office wise Out of all of his movies And use that one, I don't know, it's odd Dice to made up, Billy Crystal's and Princess Bride Yeah, he was the old guy at the door

Going, hey, have fun storming the castle That whole thing, yeah Well, anyway My giant actor, yeah Let's see, he recounted his experience during an appearance on Wednesday's The Tonight Show. That's with your Jimmy Fallon fellow there. That's with your Jimmy Fullen.

Jimmy Fullen. Jimifflin. Jimifflin. Crystal said his doctor recommended to get an MRI after he experienced a strange pain in his hip, possibly from a workout during the MRI. People typically lay in or place a body part inside of a narrow tube-shaped piece of equipment.

I've done this. That sucked. I hated it. Because he is very claustrophobic and was rather nervous about the procedure. he decided to get some weed gummies to calm himself down before. The guy at the cannabis place said, because there's a section for seniors, two will make you feel good.

So I said, I really want to feel fabulous. He told Jimmy Fallon, he explained that after he had changed into his hospital gown, the medical team had put colored dye in his hip to help with the clear imaging of the MRI. He ate four of the cannabis edibles. Oh. Yeah, he doubled his dosage.

That was a mistake. don't do that god no kidding if you're not familiar with uh how it's gonna how it's gonna do uh in your system don't start with double the recommended dosage yeah four is a lot and no matter who you are i mean i don't know what i don't know what the milligrams per uh per thing i mean you're talking about like when you go to Vegas next time you might do uh like half a gummy or something just to see right right and biochem makes a good point a lot of people eat that much and they barf yeah because your body's like uh no oh don't do it people yeah start with one start with half of one see how you do yeah and don't say uh chip chip chip chum gum gum no i'm not feeling anything

let me try six more yeah like give it some time and then and then wait yeah oh captain kipper that's cool he says his daughter works at a weed producer she extracts the THC for the edibles that's cool oh that's cool yeah does she ever just like wipe her eye once and then go oh i'm stoned for the rest of the afternoon or how's that work i wonder I wonder how careful you've got to be. Right. Around extracted. Oh, yeah, good TVZ gun says, yeah, Billy Crystal, they should have used Monsters Inc.

Because that's his highest box office, top earner for Billy Crystal. Yeah, because he was Mike, one-eyed Mike. Mike Witowski. Moving. Oh, I want to see. Has anyone watched the Disney Plus Monsters Inc. series that's new? Is it any good? I haven't yet, but.

I want to see it, I think. I bet that's a good Nicole. question because I could see Mateo or Ava being into that. I could see why she'd like it. All right. Moving on to this story. This lady, so this is

a nurse who quit being an ICU nurse and is now making six figures on only fans. Oh, okay. All right. Which is, you know, I wanted to open a hardware store where all we sold was fans, ceiling, and otherwise. And I was told that the name was taken. So there goes that dream.

I'm dashed against the rocks. It's kind of the flip side of that is I wanted to start my own little only fans type service and call it boobs, butts, and beyond. Oh, that didn't work either. Yeah, you'll get sued for that one, probably. Probably, yeah. So I've changed the whole plan. The whole business plan has changed. My cover letter now says, oily fans.

Oily fans, sure. And I'm just going to get, you know, pizza-faced teenagers involved. And homely fans. It'll be great. Just oily fans. Anyway, she was at ICU nurse. She was making, you know, whatever nurses make. She ended up getting fired or asked to resign because they found out she was doing this on the side.

So she went full time and now she's making bank. Yeah. Nursing is always where I saw myself, explains Allie Ray. Getting there was the hard part. She signed up for the Navy at 17, served as a yeoman and assisted in admirals and penned awards or awards literature. Anytime somebody received a medal at 18, she married her husband and had two children right away. Ray is using her stage name here. It's not a real name. Decided to leave the Navy in 2006 following Hurricane Katrina.

She then, let's see, got stationed in New Orleans during the disaster, witnessed the devastation and loss firsthand, took a toll. And after a brief stint in marketing, she enrolled in nursing school, eventually landing a job in a hospital in Massachusetts. So she was going to be an ICU nurse. And she did. She was real good. They go on to tell this whole story.

She would work 14-hour days. in the neonatal intensive care unit. That's, man, that's hard with babies. I don't know how you do it. But she said as she loved her work, but to blow off steam, she'd entertain her, and to entertain herself, she began posting revealing shots of herself on Instagram,

The Chive, and under the alias Allie Ray. What is the chive? Hold on. See, that's the thing. I know the chive from being in restaurants where they have it on constant running on one of their TVs, and you look up, and it's like people do,

doing downhill luge and wiping out on a hay bale or something. So I don't know. I'm looking at it now. Oh, it's just a, it's just a social media website where people dress up sexy a lot. Okay. Is it put together by the onion basis as like part of the onion, the chive? They're both owned by the potato subsidiary, Master Tiffany. Right, exactly.

Yeah, they, yeah, best I can tell on the chive here, this is sort of, like Instagram but for slightly more lewd posing or something doesn't appear to be pornographic necessarily but anyway the point is what is the point? The point is she did that and she really had a good time doing that

so after nine years on the job some nurse stumbled upon her photos and then reported her to her boss and they informed her manager that I was they were called into the office they were talking about their social media policy which she was apparently in violation of got very

uncomfortable. People were concentrating more on my performance outside the hospital versus my performance in the hospital. She's like, whatever, I'm out of here. She got out. She found only fans. She started posting on there. And now she's a very rich. And the rest is a big financial history.

Yeah. Boy, does that say just something sad about America is that a nurse makes far more on the internet taking her clothes off than she did actually nursing? Which is actually helping people.

Swap that out with teaching, swap that out with just about anything that's like a noble thing and whatever. It's kind of a bummer. But here's the deal, or what I would say. I went on to, or I at one point thought, hey, isn't OnlyFans for like, it was originally intended to be for anybody. Like you and I would have an OnlyFans and say, all right, well, this is where you guys get to watch me draw. And it's the only place I'm going to do it. So here's an exclusive thing. there's a little paywall you get in and you're good but then you just you know the the site is like synonymous with people doing porn and so I never even went near it but I guess they're trying to change that image now so now they're pushing new versions of their app on android and iOS they're trying to help trying to make it so people see it as more than just oh that's that porny place just porn stuff the question is do do we put something up there

to help them make that move to a less porn-focused social media site? Or do we wait until other people put non-porn stuff on there and then jump on board? We let them pave the way, let them be the pioneers? Right, exactly. Do we be pioneers or do we let somebody else be pioneers? Oh, that's what it is. Amos Ovalor is right. They are launching a non-nudy version of their service.

Oh, really? Okay, so it's... They just won't allow it. So it'll be like, only fans, PG or whatever, and it would just be... Right, right. And whatever. I don't know, because the concept is, I like the concept. I mean, anybody could do this with their own Patreon.

Patreon doesn't have rules as far as I know, they don't, about what you provide people. Right, and you could put videos of yourself doing drawings on there. Yeah. Glad you finish that sentence, but yeah, I can do that. Doing your daily stripties, Scott, up on your Patreon. Yeah, yeah. And that's the other thing. People are talking about Tumblr in here and how it used to be really porn.

and not anymore because they put in a bunch of new rules apparently that thing's on the rise people are going back to tumbler like in a pretty massive way for some like people like it and they're like yeah i kind of miss having my own little space over there where i could just post stuff and i don't know like news let your chat roulette is uh now turning into place where people discuss stock options oh wonderful yeah yeah they're like buy low sell high all that stuff right all that stuff yeah wait do you buy low yeah buy low Hi, low, so high. Yeah. Look at me. I'm an expert in... Yeah, look at you. You know step one of investments.

Yeah, look out, everyone. I know what's up. All right. That'll do it for today's stories. We're going to take a break. When we come back, Tom will be here. We'll have some tech news to talk about. We'll spend some time with Nicole and our recommendals for the week and a whole lot more. So stick around. Brian, why don't you introduce this song that you have prepared? Yeah. Oh, these guys are great. Memphis Soul with Jam Band Liberation. They are a band called. Southern Avenue, and they've got a brand new album coming out called Be the Love You Want.

It comes out later this month, August 27th, via BMG Renew Records. Big thanks to where, let's see, Emily, and what is her label that she sent this from? Oh, I can't find it. Anyway, thanks Emily for sending this over. This is, if you're a fan of probably Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings is the best comparison I can There's some funk, there's some soul. This is really, really good. Southern Avenue, brand new song from their upcoming album.

Here is Control. You're going to find a way. through the smoke Just stand still If you lose your balance It's time to reassess your needs From your wants And you gotta get to what you've got to

order to get to what you want You don't have to give up what you dream of But deprivizes us in toll You better get through what you got to If you want to see that in the soul You don't have to give up what you dream up But it's going to take some self-control Control

Control, control, control control, control, control, control, control, control, control. If you want, Do with it What's your will Don't touch yourself You gotta be with the wind Your time is coming

You've got to give it all you got You gotta get through the whole times Till you reach what's in your heart And you gotta get through what you've got to In order to get to what you want You don't have to give up what you dream up But sacrifices us in total

You gotta get through what you got to If you want to see that end with all You don't have to give up what you dream up But it's gonna take some self-control Control, control, control, control, control, control, control, control Come to, conchew, conchew, conchou, conchou, conchou. You gotta get through what you got to In order to get to what you want

You don't have to give up what you dream up But thatifies us control You gotta get through what you got to If you wanna see that in the zone You don't have to give up what you dream up But it's gonna take some self-control Control, control, control, control, control, control, control, control, control, control. If rubbing frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't want to be right.

Dear diary, I must be more careful when licking my genitals. All right, we're back, everybody. Welcome back to the show. That song again was... That song is controlled by the band Southern Avenue. Comes from their brand new album, Be the Love You Want, which comes out August 27th. That's fan-freakantastic. All right.

Let's take a moment, if we will, and do this. With the computer, as with any tool, the concept and direction must come from the man. That man, as always, is Wednesday's own Tom Merritt. Tom is here to regale us with all sorts of tech news, because we don't know where else to get it. Let the regaling begin. Regaling implies we've already been galed, so this is a regaling. That's right, exactly. Sorry we didn't get the galing right the first time.

We'll regale you right now. Sounds like something I'm supposed to have done to my bathroom or a fixture or something. Yeah. Every few years, you just got to regale. You got a regale. Yeah, the HOA comes after you if you don't do it. Tom Merritt joins us like he does every Wednesday. We talk about a little tech.

news in the morning as we prepare for the Daily Tech News Show later this afternoon. Tom, I assume there's something going on. I was scouring a few sites this morning as I try to do on Wednesdays just to kind of guess at what you might bring to the table. And I have to admit, today I have no idea. I couldn't find anything that seemed like splashy or big or anything.

Daily Tech News show has been canceled for lack of news. There is no tech today. Yeah. Did you all talk about Yik yak coming back already? No. No. That's a great one to talk about. Yeah, talk about Yik yak. So if anyone doesn't remember or never knew, yikyak ran from 2013 to 2017. It was a anonymous social network for people near you.

So within a few miles of you, you wouldn't know anybody's name, and you could just chat about anything anonymously. And as you can imagine, it became a paradise of people unburdened by the need to identify who they were. No, it became a place for hookups and pot. and parties. And eventually, unfortunately, a lot of harassment and abuse. In its waning days, they added usernames to the mix so that you could see who was saying something, even if you didn't know who they were. Because prior to that, it was just a bunch of comments. You didn't know. Oh, really? So it wasn't even, you couldn't even tell if the same person said that as said the thing a few minutes ago. Exactly. Exactly. So they sold it to Square in 2017. Square took the technology

and shut it down. I don't know what Square actually did with the technology, to be honest, but it was gone. A group of people that claim to be from Nashville, Tennessee, but apparently Annalie Newitts found on DT&S yesterday that they have a lot of engineers in Turkey have created a new Yikyak. They bought the name and the rights to use the name and all the logos and everything, and have brought Yik Yik Yack back. They say they're going to have a zero-tolerance policy for harassment. and a robust reporting scheme.

But they're going to go back to the original idea. Like no usernames, people within five miles of you saying whatever you want to say about whatever, as long as it's not violating their guidelines, which is basically they're like anything that can be construed as bullying, abuse, defamation, harassment, stalking, or targeted hate or public humiliation, as well as trying to share personal info, you know, doxing people. But if that happens, one strike and you're out. Goodbye, your band. Well, I just downloaded the app for Funsies, and I looked at the initial sign-up process.

And the very first thing they asked for is you've got to verify your number. So you've got to put your number in. They're going to send you a code and do all that. If I remember right, they didn't used to do that. Like, it used to just be getting and let's go. Like, there was no. I think in the very, like the 2013 days, right, you just got on and gave it access to location, and that was the end.

I think they did add phone number verification later on and then of course later username but yeah now they're taking a few more precautions we don't know who's behind it at least I don't if anybody does let me know so you know be careful you're giving somebody your

phone number that you don't know it did have to make it into the iOS app store so it's at least past the Apple vetting which isn't perfect but it's pretty good maybe give them your Google voice number just to be safe Yeah. Well, you can, except you have to be able to reply with whatever text it sends you, so I don't know if Google voice will do that. Is that work? I don't know if it does. Maybe it, maybe forward it or something. I don't know.

But, yeah, if you're feeling comfortable, it's got good reviews so far since its return, uh, 4.1 out of five. People saying I'm so glad this is back. I love this thing. I'm trying to think what I would actually get, like, the practicality of an app like this for me is super limited because I don't want to talk to anybody. proximity. It's like, well, I only want people within five miles to know about my artwork. Right, right. There's no, yeah, so the value there isn't good. It's not about promotion. It's about conversation. It's about like, let's all be a, the way the new yikyak is positioning it is everyone's equal. Even the most popular celebrity would appear exactly the same as anyone else. So you're not going to be tagged with labels. There's a lot of like, aren't you tired of being labeled as this or this? that. Get rid of those labels and talk freely. Nobody's going to know what kind of prejudices and assumptions you bring with you because it's all anonymous. As far as I can tell, just like the original yikyak, most of the talk seems to be among high school and college people about pot

and parties. Yeah, that sounds about right. Also, that idea that, you know, you could be the biggest celebrity and no one to know, I'm literally probably, and this is a sad statement, this is not a, this is not a proud thing I'm saying. I am probably the most famous people within five, person within five miles of me and that is saying a very sad thing so unless you know uh freaking post malone comes down from his mountain palace and is within five miles and decides to talk about whatever then i think that's all you're going to get is me and even if he did that would still just be about pot and parties so yeah i don't know what to tell you go ahead use it sounds like fun i guess i don't know what i would use this for it seems weird i'm sure it's i'm sure it's like

hookup central like uh yeah where can i get pot around here or or Or who wants to just hook up for a nooner? Yeah, who wants a nooner? I now know the most popular brands in my neighborhood. For newners or pot? The second, yeah. Gotcha. The other goes on brand name, doesn't it?

I don't know. I'm out of the game. Some of my moves are trademarked. It's new nickname. Its new nickname is yik-yak, it sounds like to me. All right, well, there you go. Social media things sometimes leave, and then sometimes they rear their heads again

and come back into your life. And that's one of these. That is actually really interesting. What other wonderful social networks of the early teens will return? Stay tuned. Let's hope our friendsters shows back up or... Oh, that's even longer ago. Yeah, that was a long time ago.

Maybe Peach will make a comeback. Yeah, Peach or Path. What was the... Oh, Path is even older, too. What was the Kevin Rose thing? He tried to make a Twitter. That was wild. Pounce.

Those are all. those aren't even teens era those are those are early odds yeah let's see here are they still around nope i thought maybe they got sold and they were using it for something else but somebody like found the name yeah yeah yeah yeah nobody pounced on it uh blurks still around if you want a really old social network that's still kicking yeah that'd be cool and what about the you always hear about um when you do search results you get stuff from oh shoot the one google owns uh and's real quiet about google plus no not that uh buzz No.

Wave? No. Dang it. What's it called? You get a lot of questions on there answered. Quora? Reader? Oh, Quora.

Yeah, that's still a thing. Isn't it? Google owns Quora? I thought they did. No? Do they not? Well, maybe they do. If they did, I forgot.

It's been, I mean, it always felt like if they did, they were super hands-off. Let's see. They were currently owned by, oh, dang it. it's not a Wikipedia page what's going on yeah this is just showing Quora ink but I thought they were owned by I guess not maybe I'm just thinking since they show up in results I equate them with Google I do show up at Google search results a lot that's a dumb thing to associate but I think I do all right well uh this is all well and good we're going to talk about this and more stuff later today on the daily tech news show which you can catch at 230

mountain time uh wait 230 mountain time yeah get the number right uh and And that'll be great. Tom, anything else going on? You want to mention? Experiment week starts next week on Daily Tech News show. So, you know, August is, especially in Europe, is a big vacation time. And a lot of the tech news kind of slows down and waits for September to come back, you know, as we get a lot of announcements and a lot of news leading up to the holidays. So we thought we'd take the last week of August and take the normal show down. the regular Daily Tech News Showdown, but instead of just taking the week off, we're going to try some stuff. So Chris Ashley is going to do a barbecue tech show, and Rob Dunwood has got a roundtable show he's going to try out.

We got Aunt Pruitt going to be showing up on a photography episode. So check out all experimental shows next week at Daily Technews Show.com. That sounds magical. Tom Merritt, East Detect on Twitter, of course, follow him there. He's a great follow, I'm telling you. It's a fantastic follow on Twitter. always has been speaking of social networks where we still have a heck of a follow uh and i'll see a little only on plurk yeah only on plurk check me out on plurk everybody plurk's a terrible name on only tech

dot com isn't only tech dot com someone to figure out a way to make a porny just how it works yeah exactly like they just go like uh it's like uh well be devices yeah devices would be you know devices devices yeah you know the kind all right Nicole in coming oh Nicole changed her average Tara to be a picture of her and her and their fabulously handsome Italian husband. It's very sexy. All right, here's this. Oh, we got a new dog, did we? So, wait, help me understand this, because originally you were going to actually come here and get some dog, but that never happened.

Right? Yeah, because, so Mark, I told Mark, I said, you know, if we're just going to do Dougie, that's fine. And then Mark's like, I really, really miss having a Doberman. Because we've had a Doberman, 2002, I think is when we got Lexi. Yeah. And he just really misses Doberman. So I said, well, if you're going to, if you handle it, then fine. It's all you.

It's not all him, as you can see. Yeah, of course. Of course not. It's just like you kid. Well, you can have this puppy if you take care of it and clean up after it. That's kind of the way I said it, because I was like, I don't have the energy for another puppy. Oh, ow, ow! Oh, look at him going after your finger.

She goes out of my hair. She goes out of everything. Yeah, they're early. Yeah, look at that. Oh, clamp down right on the... They're biters, man. So, yeah, it was all mark, but... I'm sure there's no portable gaming systems or toys or wires or anything for her to you on.

I can tell you right now, we're going to lose a lot of shoes. Yeah. We're going to lose a lot of shoes. It's a process. We're going to lose a lot. It's a process with those. I have a half-Goverman and she had her moments, man. Now she's all good, but we'll take a little while.

Like the noises she's making. Not my idea. It's a, it's a doberman thing too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Doormons are, they want to eat everything. They're a hound too, so they want to like hunt and find a bird and chew it. And, yeah, that's their deal.

It looks like she may have even chumped on your internet. Okay. Is it all, is my internet? Your video's choppy. Sounds fine. Your sounds fine. Your sound is fine. Yes, exactly.

Yeah. So, yeah, not my idea. It's all good, but now you love them and that's how it works. All right. Let's do these recommendals here. We got stuff. Yeah, I think this is a great idea. Oh, you know what I forgot to do, though?

I forgot to look at Nicole's files and make sure I captured them. Oh, I didn't put anything in. I just got a YouTube clip for you. Okay, fair enough. That's why I didn't say. see him pop. All right. So let's do this. Brian, we'll start with you and you got you set up for these two that you got today. Yes, they're both series and the first one is, well, the first one is the first one I'm to talk about. All right. Excellent. Here's that. What do you do? I'm a, I'm a journalist.

Mostly profiles and where'd you go to school? Sunni, Pottsdam. And then I moved to the city to change the world and make a name for myself and pay off my loans, all of which I have yet to do. Won't he pay off your loans? Shane? I bet he could. Well, yes. Yeah, yeah, he could. Yeah, of course, because he's super rich.

well his family is wealthy compared to my family i mean compared to most families yeah i mean it sounds like you scored yeah he's super hot congrats that lady's voice is familiar i'm watching a long tic-tok here yeah those two uh so the three voices you were hearing there the the woman talking about paying off her student loans that's alexandria dadaria Oh, it's not who I thought it was. Okay. From things like true detective and San Andreas, I think she played The Rock's daughter.

But the other two are horrible. These horrible teenagers that are judgy and mean girls and that sort of thing. But that's just one of the multiple stories in The White Lotus, which is a new series on HBO. Great cast. Connie Britton, we talked about Stifler's mom, Jennifer Coolidge. Alexandria, Dadario, Steve Zahn, who is fantastic. She sounded like Leslie Mann, by the way. Oh, she kind of did.

Yeah, I can see that. Molly Shannon makes an appearance in here as well. Basically, this is, the way I described it on Twitter is if, and for the first few episodes, it feels like if Wes Anderson directed Fulte Towers. Because it all takes place at this big resort on Hawaii. things kind of go wrong, and the resort manager, Armand, is running around trying to solve all these problems and kind of making, you know, causing new problems with his solutions. Then it takes kind of a turn, and I feel like it's more of like David O. Russell directed Faulty Towers about halfway through. And boy, oh boy, stuff that happens in the very last episode is,

some crazy ass shite, some just some crazy stuff. I'm not 100% sure I loved the ending. I mean, it was an ending. And the showrunner is Mike White, who did school. He got to the end. Yeah. I mean, it is an ending. And it was a, it was a satisfying ending, but it wasn't the ending that I was hoping for.

And he's even gone on record and said, yeah, because life doesn't work that way. Sometimes the thing you hope is going to happen doesn't happen. And Mike White's great. I mean, he did that. I'm trying to think about that Laura Dern's show was that he directed for HBO. But it is, you're right. I know that. I can't think of the name either, but I know what you're talking about.

Yeah, there will. So it was a limited series, but there will be, like, it's a six episode, first season. There will be another season. It'll take place at a different resort under the White Lotus umbrella. up with different characters and a different enlightened. Thank you. That's the Laura Dern thing that was also Mike White.

We really enjoyed it. And it's one of those things that we've thought about a lot since we watched the finale. So that's one of those things that is a representation of if something is powerful or not, is if you think about it afterwards

and say, man, all right, yeah, that ending got weird and dark. But, But it's not like a throwaway show. It's like, eh, whatever. It ended. Let's move on to the next thing. You had me at Steve's On, always, always and forever.

Steve's On is excellent in this. And Jennifer Coolidge goes drama instead of being the Stifler's mom. This is an unusual role for her, it sounds like. It is. Yeah, it really is. Six episodes, about an hour long, each one you get through it in a couple days. and it, you know, showcases some rich people being assholes and some not-so-rich people get in the brunt of that and the people you kind of root for to get their comeuppance.

You got the kid who plays Worker Bee and the Inhumans is in this. Kio Carmano, he also played Young Aquaman, Young Arthur. Oh, okay. All right. teen movie. Yeah, Kai. So he's Kai. He's an employee of the White Lotus. And he looks like a surfer boy. Some kind of surf. Yeah, he does. He does. Yeah. And that's okay. So anyway, it's good stuff. You know, it's multiple stories. It's kind of like Fantasy Island without the fantasies. But I don't want to, that really, that really puts it in a bad, recommendal spot. I did watch. I had to watch the new Fantasy Island on Fox. Oh, yeah. I was going to ask you.

you thought of that. I could barely get through one episode of that hot garbage. It is just garbage. I knew it would be. Okay. Is there a tattoo equivalent or no tattoo type in there? Is there, it begins with no tattoo type, but there she gets a tattoo by the end of the first episode. She gets a tattoo. She gets a tattoo. That's, is it say the plane or something dumb like that? No, no, no. It's not like she gets a tattoo. She gets her version of a, of a, of Avery Vela-Ca's character. Oh, of him on her? Oh, oh, I see what I'm saying. No, no, no.

She doesn't get a tattoo on her skin. Oh. She gets a, uh, a helper. A helper, right. She gets her, right. However, the way this helper comes about is because of a, an interesting tattoo. Really? Because, and, and that character is played by Peter Dinkledge.

Just kidding. He wouldn't go, he wouldn't go near that. No. Hell no. Well, seriously, one of the stories in Fantasy Island was a woman who's on a diet who just wants to eat fat food. And so her fantasy is to come to this island and eat fattening foods. This sounds a lot like the old show. It's all bad. None of this is good. Yeah, but at least the old show is like, oh, this woman is fantasizing about a relationship that she never, never fully realized and things ended before she had the chance to do it. And so she gets another chance, but realize that he's not the right person for her or, yeah, this woman just wants to eat donuts. Literally, she just wants to eat donuts.

Okay, let me ask you this. Is the granddaughter to, because it's supposed to be grand, grand, you're missing some really good stuff on my camera right now. Oh, and I see the puppy. like chew it on his bed. It's super cute. Eventually he's going to tear it apart right. Oh, yeah. The whole world's going to be chewing.

You're in Chewetown now is what you're in. Yeah. So, all right. I guess I'll never watch it. But I just thought, I thought for sure you were going to come back with, you know, it's not bad. It's kind of a nice. No, I'm definitely not going to say that. It is bad.

And if it makes it through the entire season, I'll be surprised. Okay. However, I do recommend the White Lotus on HBO, starring great cast of characters. Connie Britton, again, another person that she can do no wrong ever since Friday Night Lights. You just got to love Connie Britton. She's amazing. I love her.

She is. Yeah, I love her. She's great. All right. On that note, let's play your second one. Second clip, I'm just going to go ahead and preface this by saying this is safe for work. It uses medical terminology, but if there's any

sort of ears around that maybe doesn't want to hear medical terminology for body parts, you might want to skip ahead exactly one minute from the time that Scott starts playing my clip. All right. Excellent. No, I like warnings and disclaimers. That's great.

However, this is one of the funniest things. It's not. Oh, God. No, it's not. It's not like that. Not a fan of the chewing on, Mike, are you? I'll punch you. I'll punch you.

Well, Cidion might be psychic. I remember once, by the way, I remember once playing Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2 with Nicole. And I think it was Eric was eating on his microphone. And I remember Nicole losing her shit on that call. You were so mad and so irritated that he was eating. Could you please not do that? Yeah, that was amazing. Mateo does it when he's playing with his friends.

And I'm like, dude, stop. Yeah. Just stop. It's so gross. You need to learn some gaming etiquette. and not eating. That's right. And also grenades are called grenards.

Don't forget. Grenards. Ticked them right in the granards. Right in the granards. Right. So here's my clip from a series. And that was your warning. That's all you're going to get.

All right. Here you go. Vigina is where the penis goes. Ovaries make eggs for you and me. Tusties are where the sperm ripole. Cervix is where they can swim free Follopian tubes are where both of them meet Uterus is where cells start to sprout

Jacenta is what they like to eat Till the baby comes straight out The vagina That's right! Now sing with me Vagina Is where the penis goes Ghosts. Ovaries make eggs for you and me.

Testes are where the sperm repose. Cervix is where they can't swim free. Fallopian tubes. Are where both of the knees. Uteris is where cell starts is brow. Placenta is what they like to meet. Till the baby comes straight out the vagina. Wow.

I hope I don't get dinged for that. It seems like a full song. I might have to... I started watching this. It's on Apple TV. Shemagdegoogan. What is it? Shamedidoooooooooo-Doo-I-Doo-I-Doo-I-Doo-Megad-A-Goo-Megad-Dun.

Shmegad-Dun. Shmigadun. Shmigadun. Shmig-Dun. Shmigadun. Shmigadoon. This is a comedy on Apple TV starring Cecily Strong and Keegan Michael Key about a couple who goes on a hike and

goes through a little fog and comes out of the fog on the other side and ends up in this land where they are in a musical. And it's also a six-episode limited series, although I think, again, there might be a season two if it does well. It basically just pays homage to all the musicals of the 40s and 50s like Sound of Music and Music Man and stuff like that. It's fun. It is fun. What's that? It's fun.

It is. It's really cute. And it's got a great cast. The two I mentioned, Fred Armisen, Alan Cumming is in this, Jane Krakowski, Martin Short makes an appearance as a leprechaun, Kristen Chenoweth. You had me at the leprechaun. That's great. Oh, yeah. It's great. And basically everything is told in song from in this land.

And at first it feels like, all right, this is kind of an SNL skit that is extended out for six episodes. And it kind of is. But it works. This wouldn't have worked. This would have been a great SNL skit that they kept coming back to. with the guest of the week discovering this area and having this whole stuff. But the, man, the music that's written for this thing is brilliant. It reminds me as something that like Trey Park or Matt Stone might write.

It's very, for sure. It is very South Parkian, yeah, for sure. You know, you can't bring up South Park without talking about what they did. Yeah. What happened? Did you guys talk about it? No, what happened? Well, last we talked about it, they were in the process of saying they were going to buy Casa Benita.

Oh, that. They've come out and said that they've bought it and barring any sort of bankruptcy hurdles and issues, then the purchase is finalized. Oh, wow. All right. So it's done. The first item on the menu is getting better food, basically. Right, exactly. Keep the soap to pee is the same, but improve everything else.

That's amazing. Okay. I knew they were aiming to do it, but it sounds like progress has been made. So very cool. That's correct. Did you ever play the DLC from Fractured Butthole? No, I never did. No, where you go, the specific Casa Benita DLC?

They go to Casa Benita. It's so fun. It's a lot of fun. I didn't play that whole game. I played their first one all the way through the, what was it called? Oh, yeah, the, um, not the fractured butt hole. No, no, the, crap. The first fantasy-based one.

The second one was more sci-fi. What is it? I forgot the name. I played both of them. I love those. Stick of truth. Stick of truth. Stick of truth.

Yeah. yeah yeah stick of truth has has less meaning than fractured butthole but anyway uh no that's cool i just say it a few times before i got it that's a good update i'm happy to hear that i would go there uh i'd make a point of going there like that's oh yeah yeah yeah i mean we'll you know once they've got it up and running and uh and the initial huge crowds have probably died down oh look at that bed just getting destroyed um then uh um we'll do like a little Denver tadpool me up and people can come from far and wide to join us. She just pulled herself right off the bed.

It was great. It was like, that was amazing. Somebody clip that. I wonder if somebody could clip that. Yeah, clip that and send me that. It's very brief, but it was really good. That was freaking funny. All right.

I'm going to play a clip here. This is for my recommendal this week. And it's a mini-series documentary on Netflix. And I have one episode left, but I think I'm in good enough shape here to recommend it. So, enjoy. Drug dealing was something that was natural to me. If you were to tell us that we were criminals, we would have laughed with 20-year-old kids. We're just having fun.

Willie and Sal were the kings of cocaine in South Florida. Their first generation immigrants, they thought this was their path to the American dream. The most prolific drug traffickers in U.S. history. All right. Guesses? Any guesses? No idea. I was thinking when you described us thinking it was going to be the surfing.

documentary, but that's definitely not it. Nope. That'd be cool, though, a cocaine business that's, uh, all the, all the drug mules are surfers. All the surfers. It's plate break, basically. Uh, no, it's called cocaine cowboys, Kings of Miami is the subtitle. And, um, it's, uh, documentary about these dudes who are from Cuba originally, settled

in Miami and became the biggest cocaine dealers in the history of this country during the 80s, the heyday of cocaine. And, uh, they were notable. in the early days for being the one organization where nobody was dying. Like there weren't people getting killed or rubbed out for whatever, for turning state's evidence or, you know, it was a lawyer, you know, if you were about to testify against, you know, one of your somebody at the dealership, whatever you call it, in the organization, you might get killed in any other organization, but this one.

So it was like a weird one-off where they were kind of public, they were racist, in these boat races, they were super into those, and those were very public, and everyone knew they were, and they were giving millions, maybe billions away to the community and people around them. And like, they're just this oddball thing until somebody was killed. And when that person got killed, they found a bunch of paperwork that led back to the guys who were in charge of this whole thing, and then the feds came, and then they got in prison and all that. And then the documentary for a couple episodes is all about their preparation for trial and how in jail, They were just getting favors from everybody, and they weren't really in jail.

They were kind of in, you know, it was almost like a vacation. It's basically Miami Vice, but the bad guy side of Miami Vice. It's really interesting. Weirdly fun for a documentary about a serious subject matter. Like there's a little energy to it. And I don't mean that, that they're not taking it seriously. What I mean is it's like they're presenting what the good time they were having. Like they're like, we were just having a, like that guy said in the clip, we were just having fun.

We were 20. We, you know, we didn't know any better. And some of these guys that they interview are the actual people in the case who were, you know, big, big high ups in the organization. And some of them are, you know, just, you know, regular dudes now. One guy's like a real estate developer or something, but he spent time in prison for what he did and all this other stuff. And they'd talk about how you couldn't, you couldn't make me walk into a store and steal candy. I couldn't deal with it, that level of guilt, and I would never do it. But I could drive around in a van full of $6 million worth of cocaine and sell it to people, no problem.

To them, they didn't even feel like they were breaking the law. They just were doing this hot thing that was the big thing in the 80s. Anyway, I found it super fascinating so far. Like I said, I have one episode left where I assume I figure out what happened to the founders. I don't know because they've been holding that kind of close to their chest. But it's very good. It's on Netflix, cocaine, Cowboys, Kings of Miami. a very short, limited series,

which are my favorite kind of documentary series. I don't need them to go on forever. And this one seems like it knows that. So worth checking out. All right. Nicole. All right. Hey, the dog's just laying there now.

This is good. Look at that. Just chilling. Yeah. Maybe. Yep. No more. I'm trying to make sure she's not chewing on, like, wood or furniture.

That's the only thing. Now it's going to go take a hot, fresh dump somewhere. It'll be great. No, she already did that. Oh. all right Nicole you got something what do you got all right so I'm going to I'm going to preface this by saying that I try to we try to do like movie nights with the kids yeah and a new movie came out and we decided to I was going to rent it but you can't rent it oh you have you

have to subscribe to peacock and it's only 499 so it's like renting it for 499 and then getting a month of other stuff you still get a month yeah hey do you know what it's called When you just do the free tier of Peacock, they call that... No, it's in the premium part of it. Yeah, but they call that free cock if you just do the free tier. That's what they call that. I read your tweet the other day. Yeah, yeah.

I love to smear a joke around as much as I can. Anyway, go ahead. Continue. So there's your clip. All right. I honestly thought it was going to be awful. I actually kind of have fun with it. All right.

The kids loved it. The kids will love it like Marty McFly says. All right, here we go. Why isn't it running? There we go. Okay. In days of yore, there were two warriors. I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now.

Get yourself a little something. The brothers grew apart. Alec Baldwin. When the new age began, the middle age. Dad, is Uncle Ted coming for Christmas this year? Sweetie. Sometimes you just grow apart? player go watch go chain player

walk in the building I own it Uncle Ted I miss you so much That's my girl You can't solve everything with money But you can't him You haven't changed it all You're still a big baby Suck it Ted

You suck Get that passie out of my face Excuse me I hate to interrupt I mean it's a riveting conversation But for lunch you both suck it Wait so Who's that girl

How do I know her voice I think that's, I don't know for sure, but it sounds like Megan Malawi or what's her name? Oh, it does. Yeah. So is this the, this is the boss baby. I don't know what they be sequel. Yeah. Oh, is it?

This is boss baby too. Bosser baby. Bossery baby. And you can watch it in the movie theaters or you can watch it on premium of Peacock. Is there a third option? Not watching it. So wait, this is boss baby. I actually had fun with it.

Yeah. So the two. We did see the first one. Yeah. So the first one, you had. Alec Baldwin as the as the boss baby and the whole premise was puppies were going to take over the cuteness of the world or whatever and they but now they're grown so both the original boss baby is an adult and his older brother is an adult and his daughter is now a boss baby

okay sounds so terrible as I've explained that oh Amy Sedaris that's who that is I knew I knew Who's the voice? Amy Cedaris. That's who that is. Oh, okay. Yeah. She's great. I love her. She is great. Yeah. Oh, look at all these names. Also, Jeff Goldblum is in this. Yeah. And there's a twist to that that I'm not going to tell you about. Yeah. No one asked if he does like that. Does he talk like that? Yeah. He does. Good. Well, then that's what we want. That's what we want out of him. We don't want anything else out of him. That's the gold bloom we want. Yeah. It's the gold standard. from Jeff Goldblum. Lisa Kudrow's in this? Weird. What she did? What does Lisa Kudrow do?

She's somebody's mom. I think she's a voice of a mom. She's the voice of the Alec Baldwin boss baby and the other kids. Oh, Lisa Kudrow is getting a paycheck. Got it. The parents. And it's Mark and I were watching it. And its characters actually look like the voice actors.

So Lisa Kudro's character's character. kind of looks like her and her husband is um jimmy kimball yeah and it looks like jimmy kimball yeah yeah i kind of heard it in the trailer just briefly and also didn't i i thought i heard a uh uh gandolph or somebody in this um did yeah so that's the wizard alarm clock from the first one oh okay so i was trying to find us i can't find him on the list so maybe that's old And I'm recommending because it wasn't that bad. If you have kids, it's a cute little movie. I don't know.

I mean, it was cute. Yeah. I don't know if I would have watched. I definitely want to watch it if I didn't have kids to watch it with. Yeah. Sometimes that's worth it. But the Jeff Goldblum part of it's actually pretty funny. So you can't get it on Freakock, only Peacock.

So get that. Oh, I was going to ask you, we earlier were talking about the Monsters Inc. series that's on Disney Plus and was curious if you and the kids had seen that. I tried to put it on, but Ava screams every single time. I don't want to watch that. Oh, really? She doesn't want to watch it at all. Do they freak her out or something?

Like the Monsters? I don't know. The funny thing is we've watched Monsters University and she didn't get upset with that one, but she just didn't want to watch the show. She wasn't into the show at all. Yeah, it's weird. Kids have funny taste, right? Like you don't know until you try.

She's all still, yeah, she's still all about Bluey right now. Nothing but Bluey. Either that or that stupid Diana show. Oh, God. I have adult, I have adult friends who want to watch Bluey 24-7. So, something's going on with Bluey. Bluey is like a weird anomaly. There is a funny TikTok that came across my, uh, FYP the other day.

And the guy's sitting there watching Bluey and he goes, yep, another day in Amish country. and he gets up and he takes his camera and he has this huge picture window and you see his little girl watching Bluey but as he pans to the picture window there's like seven Amish kids watching Bluey Through the window?

They're having rum-springer They're doing a little rum spring of early That's awesome. Yeah, that's great. By the way, the chat room noticed this And I couldn't hope to notice it as well But the Jeff Goldblum photo on IBB is precious, dude.

Oh, it's fantastic. Fantastic. So good. I want that shirt. That's so good. Well, anyway, okay, I'll watch Boss Baby, too, but I probably should see the first one, right? I never did. Honestly, I don't think you need to.

I mean, he's a baby and he's like a boss. He's like a boss. He's like a boss. Now you're caught up. Okay. So Ruthless businessman in a baby's body, I pretty much know the whole story, right? I did get the impression that this was supposed to be released around the holidays because there's a lot of, you know, there's a lot of Christmas.

stuff. So I'm sure this is one of the movies that were delayed. A December push. Yeah. Yeah, it might have been. Uh-oh, what's eating now? Uh-oh. She's chewing up a trash bag. Oh, no. Before you know it, it'll be a Mark's bag. We don't want that. Yeah.

All right. Well, this is great. Nicole does this cool thing later after the fact she puts this stuff up on her Twitter account at Nicole's bag, so I would recommend following her and you'll be able to find out exactly what we've freaking talked about today, okay? Okay. Nicole, have a great day, and that dog's awesome. We love it.

Bye. I want that dog. I love dogs. She's adorable. Yeah. Is it she or he? I didn't hear. I thought she said she, but.

She's are better for dogs. Sorry, men, but she's better. Sorry, male dogs. Yeah, they're just better. They don't do the lift leg thing. I know they can still pee and they squat, but it's just something about, I don't know, they're just better dogs. And you don't have a big red weaner all the time.

It's like sticking out and stuff. Like, who needs that. But Daisy does the squat to pee, but then she also lifts a leg. So she squats and lifts a leg. We don't know why she does this, but it is the funniest thing. That is weird. I swear it's like a weird breed thing. Like Rainer does the, you know, has her way with a pillow.

Like she's a male dog. And she's, well, she's both fixed and a female. And it makes no sense that she's humping that pillow. And other people are like, well, it's just a show of dominance. I'm like, fine, but still weird looking. Still funky. Anyway. Well, there you go.

That's today's program. It is. I really enjoyed it. I have to burp, though, because I have this, for some reason, I'm drinking a Mountain Dew Zero Baja blast here on the show. I don't know why. But I wanted to give a quick shout out to Jim Jensen in our community, who doesn't live too far from me. He was at a, I don't know what the store was, but there's a store that does stuff that's almost ready to expire. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Yes, okay. I don't know the name of it, but everything's on discount because it's about to expire. Well, so, like, family dollar or something like that, but something similar. It's like that, but oh, this isn't one of the cans, because the ones he got me are the, are the melon ones that I love. Anyway, he brought like seven bucks worth, which doesn't sound like that would be that much, but it's like a ton of this stuff because it was all marked down to like a buck 50 per 12 pack. Yeah, and it's not like it's going to, like, on the day it expire is going to taste any different than Mountain Dublah, blah, blah. Especially soda. It's just, it lasts for another two years.

Oh, all of a sudden the zero drops and all of a sudden it turns into sugar. It just becomes sugar. Yeah, this is a big lumpy goo ball of sugar. But, yeah, like, it's not big lots. I don't remember the name, but I just wanted to shout them out and tell him thanks because that was really nice. I still need to Venmo him or something, but it was really nice of him. A buck 50 is all these things cost for a 12-pack. We love the Jensen's.

The Jensen's are great. Him and Robin? By the way, you and I both got some cats. poop, coffee. I have it upstairs. Oh, Kim said, yeah, she said whenever Brian's ready, let me know and she'll make it that morning. Okay. All right. If you want to do that next week before you go, that'd be good. We'll do that next week, yeah. Excellent. That'll do it for the show. I would like to remind folks at home that the best way to get a hold of us and have stuff right on the air,

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Oh, shoot. what no it's a week from a week from friday as our play date is that what you're talking about yes it's not this friday it's a week from friday and it's on a friday right right the 27th yes right wait yeah that's right uh-huh sorry i'm getting you confused with some other stupid saturday commitments that i hate and i don't want to do so whatever those are i'd like to try to bump them and friday it's a week from friday the 27th uh will be our next patron play date yeah it'll be fun. So watch for that. Okay. That's it, I think. You got anything else? That's wrong, Scott. A song in my heart. That means to get out.

All right. Squeeze it like a cyst and let's get it out of it. Yeah. Taylor wrote in and said, this is for your dedicated listener and my boyfriend, Tyler Rivers. It's his birthday on August 31st. We're not going to be doing a show on August 31st, so I bumped this one to Nell. So happy early birthday, Tyler. Taylor wanted you to hear the song. They suggested Wonderwall by Oasis. I'll just find a good cover of that. There are a lot of great covers of that song. This is one of the more unusual ones.

This is a great swing big band cover of Wonderwall by Oasis. Performed by Fred Schreiber and Das Groly Comflot. Oh my gosh. All right. Yeah. It came out in 2012 on an album called Death to the 90s. Here is Wonderwall. I'm still a little freaked out by that name.

But anyway, here it is. Enjoy this. We'll see you tomorrow. By now, you should have somehow realized what you're not to do. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. And all the roads we have to walk your winding. And all the lights that lead us, there are blinding. There are many things that I would like to see.

I said it is you, but I don't know how. Backbeat, the word was on the street that the fire in your heart is out. I'm sure you heard it all before, but you never really had it out. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. And all the roads we have,

I have to walk a winding And all the lights that lead us there are blinding There are many things That I would like to say to you But I don't know how I don't know how Because maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me

And after all, you're my wonder one of all. Because maybe You're going to be the one that saves me And after all And after You're my wonderful I'm a wonderful

And after all And after all. And after all. You're my wonderful. You're going to be the one that saves me. This show is part of the Frog Pants Network. Frog Pants Network. Get more shows like this at frogpants.com.

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