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Coming up on TMS.
Emotional Support Wine.
Shot in space.
How about a boober?
Shaving our legs with Gidgett.
Teacup little shithead things.
Stick it in the leggy bum.
Apply Old Pedro to New Virginia.
Circling the 80s sitcom drain.
Phantom ball pain.
Free flash drive with purchase of a kiss coffin.
Ardvark animation.
A nobis is a dude.
Ring ring, squid game calling.
Janet says, sorry, no lube.
Blue Mountains are blue.
Your calls and more on this episode of the Morning Stream.
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Good morning, everybody. Welcome back to TMS, the morning stream for Thursday, September 30th, 2021.
Is it the last day of the month then today?
It is the last day of the month.
Tomorrow, we begin October.
What?
What?
Okay.
No, that makes sense.
I get it.
I'm all caught up now with my brain.
That makes sense to me.
Yeah.
I used to think, you know, it seemed like July was just like yesterday, but it really isn't that long ago.
two months ago. It was July.
Yeah.
Or something.
I know.
Isn't that weird?
No, this, the last two years, the last year and a half, man, just where, what is time anyway, right?
Yeah, I agree.
Time is in a bottle and, uh, right.
Let it drip.
Nope, that's not the phrase at all.
I made that out.
Hey, everybody.
I'm Scott, and that's Brian, and we're going to do a show.
So thanks for being here.
It's a Thursday.
Uh, we got a bunch of stuff lined up.
I get you coming in for her monthly appearance.
Uh, drunken lady from Australia.
you, quizzing us.
It'll be great.
Kim back home.
Oh, yeah.
The world on its axis again.
Everything's good.
She got home last night at about 10, 15 p.m.
arrived at the house around then.
And she was very tired, but otherwise great trip had a big success taking the niece down there and dropping her off.
And she's all set and everything's ready to go.
So no complaints, no issues.
We missed her.
And one more day would have killed me.
So it's good.
I was starting to get a little, a little, uh, sketchy.
A little dicey.
Yeah.
Uh, I did do this thing yesterday.
We got to go, um, hang out.
Okay, so this is a long story.
I won't get into all the details, but my,
sure.
They're these neighbors and these neighbors have these two kids.
And when we moved in, they were like five and eight or something.
Okay.
And, uh, when we moved here, I knew right away that these were just really unique kind of
creative artsy kids, um, because they were always drawing on.
stuff and they always wanted to show you their art and they were you know just smart and super nerdy
and really into like you know nerdy stuff for such young kids and over time i mean one of them's now
just turned 15 the other's 13 is that right uh maybe maybe it's maybe she's 12 anyway uh so
they've kind of grown up quite a bit during the time that they lived here and all during that time
this little tradition would continue of i'm going to show you my art i want to show you this thing i drew
or her mom would text me and say,
hey, the kids want to show you this thing they worked on together
and there would be some collaborative art or whatever.
So this is like a really cool family
and these just awesome kids.
Well, they're moving to Florida,
and I don't know why you'd want to go there voluntarily,
but whatever, you know, whatever.
We don't judge.
We don't judge.
Florida's fine.
The keys are nice.
You know, there's stuff to do there.
Orlando, you get Disney World, you're good.
Sure.
And all those drag queen people down there in Miami,
I mean, come on.
Anyway, so they're going there, and the place they're going, she told me yesterday was three hours from everything.
And I said, that's interesting.
Geographical anomaly.
Yeah.
She says, if you go three hours north, you'll hit Orlando.
If you go three hours south, you'll hit Daytona Beach.
If you go, you know, like all these directions, it's almost like three hours.
Okay, so probably Neptune, Florida.
Well, you can't really go three hours east.
You'll be halfway into the Atlantic Ocean.
Yeah, you don't mind on the water.
I don't think.
Yeah, but she said it.
She explained it really well.
I mean, it seems like it had the word center in it, center, not centerville, but like center something.
Center.
Okay.
I don't remember.
Anyway, so they're super, you know, jazz.
The kids' dad.
Center of Florida is what it sounds like.
Yeah, very central.
That's Sarasota.
Oh, maybe it's Sun City Center?
Chat room says.
Sun City Center?
Okay.
All right.
Maybe?
I don't know.
The Fresno of Florida says the chat.
yeah so he got a job down there and that's what this is all about anyway so they're moving and it's
sad because these kids are just like this i don't know this weird anomaly in the neighborhood of like
this cool creative little little thing and we've just gotten real close to him so yesterday
me and carter went over there and took him uh some nerd stuff you know like some anime things
and some prints and i gave i gave away my 25th anniversary uh star trek the next generation pez dispenser
collection. I gave that to Ethan, because he's a giant. He loves Star Trek, just loves it.
So I'm like, well... Do you remember who gave you that?
Barely? Who gave me that?
Was that you? I have two of them, though. Which one did you give me? Okay. All right. Well, I gave
you the next generation one. So you have one that's like... No, I have two. I have two next
generations and one original series. And so I, so I kept yours. I don't know why I got two. That's
That's funny.
Well, because people know you like Star Trek and they know you like candy.
He's like, hmm, that's interesting, because I gave Scott one of those.
Yours is right down there.
I believe you.
Next to the Kirk one.
I don't know who sent me to Kirk one.
Who even knows?
But anyway, this kid, he was super jazzed about that.
So he got that and gave him, oh, I gave her a mini, a little mini flash figurine because she loves the flash.
Oh, gotcha flash.
I was thinking it was like a USB stick that you can store stuff on.
Yeah. Flash drive or very own flash drive.
Yeah. Well, I'll get some just the flash figurines.
Yeah, but it was just kind of, I don't know, kind of a melancholy night.
And then Kim came home and everything was fine.
Everything is great now because Kim is home.
And you know what that means? That means. Oh, what do you got there?
Oh, it's Paul Stanley. Kisses Paul Stanley, but it's a USB stick.
What?
Wait a minute.
Paul Stanley Flash drive.
Do the other band members exist?
Or is it just him?
They might.
The only one I've ever seen, and I've got two Paul Stanleys.
I'll send you one if you promise not to give it away.
No, I'm just kidding.
If I only had one, I wouldn't have given it away, no matter who getting.
No, I know.
I'm totally am kidding.
Yeah, no, I've got two of these little Paul Stanley flash drives, yeah.
Why is that even exist?
I don't know.
I don't know why, I mean, because of, you know, Gene Simmons' marketing ploy, right?
Damn, dude.
Yeah, well, um, we've been.
You can come up with some
Kiss-branded flash drives.
Oh, this is a great idea, Gene.
Let's get on this.
Why haven't we done this before?
What is a flash drive anyway?
What is it?
I'm Paul Stanley.
I'm from Kiss.
Paul Stanley's Kiss wants to know.
What's a flash drive?
I'd love to know, yeah, if there are the rest,
if they have more than just Paul Stanley.
Yeah, I don't even remember where I got these.
The whole band would be great.
It would be.
What would you store on there, like the cat, what's his name, Peter Chris?
Peter Chris?
What would you put on Peter Chris?
Cat videos, of course.
All your collection of Mimi cat videos.
Yeah, exactly.
Because, you know, you can't get those on the Internet.
No, no.
Yeah, I don't know.
I really don't know what I'd store, what I don't even know what's on those currently.
If there's anything on those, it's like more like a, hey, look, I've got a little flash figurine.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I-Corps is a good idea.
They just put a bunch of copyrighted kiss songs on there, you know?
Sure, but again, why?
Yeah, no, one has to ask why, and there's no good answer.
No good answer.
Oh, look at this.
So wait, J.C. Calhoun found the Calphoon.
There's the Gene Simmons.
What?
In the demon face and all that?
Yeah, demon face.
Look at that.
Let's take, so folks at home, I'm always remembering you these days.
I want to make sure I mention them.
Yeah.
You can't see this, but if you go search Amazon for it, you'll find it.
There's the Kiss Demon, 8 gigabyte.
Not even, doesn't even say Gene Simmons just says kiss, the demon, USB flash drive.
Yeah.
Eight gigabytes.
It's, they package it like an action figure, you know?
They do, yeah.
The whole package is eight gigabytes.
Oh, wait, that's not too bad.
That's all right.
That's not too bad.
Yeah.
But there's no, wow, and you can get one for $55.
Wow.
These are apparently now collector's items.
Yeah.
Wait, is that a lot for 8 gig?
I don't know what the price of...
Minton package.
No, that is a lot for 8 gigabytes.
That seems like it's a lot, yeah.
Yeah, you can get a, like a, I don't know, 128 gigabyte flash drive for 20 bucks.
Yeah.
But it's one of those, you know, bland old P-N-E, P-N-Y.
Sure, but they're like USB 3 or better, and this thing's USB 2.0.
It's old.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Oh, here we go.
120 gigabyte P-N-Y for 1499.
Okay, yeah, this is too much.
Yeah, that's expensive.
Real quick here, the, I hate it when Amazon does this, when there's two images to choose from,
and they're the same exact damn image.
There's no difference.
Yes, right, exactly.
I was hoping one of them would be the back, so I could see if they have all four.
they do if you go to kissmuseum.com all four our flash drives are available they're currently
out of stock 125 for the set for the whole set for the whole set that i could see
seeming like an okay price for the whole if you're really into it yeah you'd have to really be into
kiss but what do you i mean seriously it's like it's a hundred 25 for little figures of kiss
that are obsolete as far as what their actual function is.
Yeah, but imagine, Brian, if you will, imagine a USB stick pair.
People could buy that are those digital versions of me and you, like the ones on the
Oh, now we're talking.
Yes, exactly.
Now is it worth your $120-something now.
Let's see.
On this one, I'm going to store rock and roll all night.
And then this other one, I'm going to store party every day.
I like it.
That's very good.
Well done.
You pulled me.
All right, yes.
Let's work on our 128 gigabyte.
Scott and Brian's, just rip our heads off and shove our bodies into your computer.
Yeah, if you can sign me up.
I'm ready.
I'm ready for this new future.
All right.
Let's move along here.
Yeah.
Oh, Captain Kirk's going to space.
I just wanted to mention it.
It's a big deal.
Yeah.
James T. Kirk's, or the, you know, William Shatner, what played James T.
Shat.
The Shat, the man, the Shatman himself is going up to space.
He's doing it with the Blue Origin, Jeff Bezos business.
and it's
it's going to happen
let's see
heaven to help anyone else
stuck in that capsule
with William Shatner
he'll be just beefing it up
in there a lot of time
ground control to Major Tom
ground control to Major Tom
oh man
let's see I'm trying to find
you do that the whole way up
trying to find the note about
when this is for sure happening
oh here it is
take your protein pills
and but you're
our helmet on.
We're told Shatner
will be on board the October
in the October
flight for the 15
minute flight.
That'll be similar to the one they did at lunch.
Just 15 minutes of
Shat and Space.
If you're ever going to chat in space, you do it
for 15 minutes, is what I always say.
All right. So let's see here.
I'm going to find this here. I wanted
to find this thing where nobody loves
him. Here we're here.
nobody helps him that's what he'll say when he's trying to that's right exactly yeah here's a uh what is this
mr shego i mean billy i don't know how that was from but hey shatner in space everybody
woe lovely wonderful why don't you take picard up there maybe he'd break he looks a little frail right now
little little fragile yeah well are the any of the other captains worthy of uh you could take
Cisco, sure.
Janeway?
Yeah, take them together.
That'd be a fun comedy pair.
That would be, yeah.
Bacula?
Yeah.
Take Bacula up there?
Yeah, take Scott Bacula, who's, I'm sure, really fond of his Star Trek time.
Take him up there.
Get him up there.
He'd go, oh boy.
Yeah, oh, boy, I'd say.
Who else is left?
That's it.
There's no more captains.
I mean, they don't have your, you're, Michael Burnham.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
She was a captain for a little bit, and then, you know, your Anton, Anson Mount, Anton Mount, Anton Mount, put him in there, yeah.
Highway to Hell or Hell's Wheels or whatever it is.
A couple, a few pikes.
Yeah.
You could tell you, oh, yeah, of course, Chris Pine probably would be great to take up there.
Do you think Chattner agreed because the ship is a penis?
Do you think that's what's going on?
Because look at that.
Look at that thing.
Yes, that's probably why he agreed.
I mean, they know this, right?
DeMezos knows that they've created a penis ship, right?
He knows this.
He needs to know.
It's hard not to, it's for pretty much every angle.
It's a penis.
It's an anatomically correct, some might say, pleasing penis.
Yes.
I don't know.
All right.
So there's that.
We found that on TMZ, which is a weird source to find out that he's going to space, but whatever.
This is the time we live in.
When we get our news from,
a sketchy dude drinking water out of a sippy cup every day.
Yep. Yep. That's the guy. And, uh, you know, like, why not? Why not in 2021 that we find
out Shatner's going to space on freaking TMZ.com? Why? We saw Mindy Cone outside of a 24-hour
fitness. Let's, let's harass the hell out of her. Yep. And then gouge our eyes out, man.
Oh my gosh. Meredith Bexter Bernie coming out of a jamba juice. So let's, let's, uh, ask her what she's up to.
That's a deep pull. Meredith Baxter Bernie.
Oh, my gosh.
I started going because I did, you know, Middy Cone was your Natalie from Faxil.
I was basically just trying to circling the 80s sitcom drain.
Yeah, that is the drain.
And since I just saw Michael Gross on something.
Oh, really? What was he doing?
Oh, he is on one of my, one of next week's recommendals.
So that's all I'm going to say.
He was, he was a guest star.
one of next week's recommendal.
So it's not just another tremors?
Oh, if only, right?
Him and Reba.
Because he's in permanent contractual, whatever.
I think so.
He is like the Eugene Levy of the tremors series.
We can't do a tremor series with a series.
We can't do a tremor's series without Michael Gross.
Yeah.
What is that?
Why do people do that?
Why do they lock that?
Like Eugene Levy didn't even do that.
Because money, you get a lot of money probably by saying, all right, we'll do a
I'll sign a 10-movie contract, sure, and everybody else is, you know, well, one, two.
But in that meeting, did you, Gene Levy for the American Pie thing?
Did he just go, oh, yeah, look at this.
I mean, who wouldn't take that?
I don't know, it just seems like a weird thing.
I think you, you know, you kind of take a gamble that it's going to be a continuous popular franchise.
Like Robert Downey Jr. signing a 10-movie deal for Disney Marvel,
a great deal
Eugene Levy in the American Pie
series probably, you know, made them
a lot of great money for the first few.
And then they're like, well, yeah, we still need to make
these movies.
We think we can get Jennifer Coolidge back for one of them.
Thank goodness.
So it's, you know, you're really just looking at,
all right, does this really have bankable franchiseability?
And if it does, then you say, yeah, I'll do,
I'll sign an eight picture deal for.
Yeah.
First thing you do is you say.
What kind of a deal?
You say, what kind of a deal?
And then you find out later that it was a real bad deal.
It was not good of a kind of a deal.
Although I hope he made, I hope Eugene Levy got a ton of cash for those stupid movies.
Yeah, yeah.
He deserves it and everything that's coming to him he deserves.
Yeah, he's great.
We love him.
Canadian treasure that man.
Yeah.
And his kids are all right, too.
Yeah.
All right.
Man, they're all right.
All right, space, get ready for Shatner.
Let's get into the Gidgett style, lifestyle.
We're going to do some...
We always quiz other people, but today, no.
Yeah, today, the tables get turned.
It gets flipped today, and it's us who are subjected to massive amounts of questioning.
Let's play this to introduce it.
Where is it?
Trivial things.
There it is.
It's trivial things with Gidget von Roo coming to us hot from somewhere in South Wales.
No, where are you?
Where are you?
Gidgis Southwood.
The Blue Mountains, Australia.
That's right.
Blue Mountains.
Blue Mountains.
and they are blue.
If you Google it,
the blue mountains are blue.
I'm going to look them up.
Is that true?
I want to prove it.
I've been there.
They are very blue.
They are.
Yeah, exactly.
Blue.
Oh, look at that.
That's very nice.
Yeah.
Can I say it as well?
You guys were just talking about it.
Michael Winslow was the only original cast member
from the Police Academy movies that did all the Police Academy.
Appeared on every single one.
Is that true?
Yep.
So Michael Winslow is the Eugene Levy of that.
Okay.
By the way, in that meeting where he signed his contract for all the movies,
he went, as he signed his name, like, you know what, that Led Zeppelin thing he did.
He still got it.
There was a video from some talk show of him doing a, I was it a Pink Floyd or something like that song,
doing the electric guitar.
And it is amazing.
Even the guy from the band, it wasn't Pink Floyd, it was.
someone else. But even the guy from the band was
Yeah, Led Zeppelin. That was it.
Yes. He did the
instrumental breaks from
stairway to heaven. Yeah. It's
really good. Yeah. He's
talented, but yeah, he
saw it through. Interesting, those
kiss
thingies. Yeah, you want
those? Yeah, the USB sticks.
Yeah. Yeah, so you guys are into
a lad. I'm into stick on tiles at the moment.
Tell me more. If anyone's heard of, if
anyone's heard of stick on, well, because we're totally
re-renovating our entire house.
of restyling it
and I discovered
I bought all these expensive tiles
to try and tile myself
and then I discovered from an American
show
stick on tiles
so it's the sheet of tiles
they look like real tiles
but you stick them on like contact paper
oh okay
and what's the
oh so you lay down the contact paper first
so it's got a surface to adhere to
no no no you just tear off the back of them
and you stick on on
so next time on I'll bring a photo
photo of what they look like.
But they're cool, and anyone that's used them will know that they're pretty bloody awesome.
That sounds like something that won't stay.
No, I tried to, I made a mistake and stuck one on and then tried to tear it off again, and I couldn't.
Really?
Are they, and they're not ceramic, right?
They're like, they look like this ceramic.
They're like a rubbery sort of thing, but they work in like wet areas and stuff.
So if anyone's doing a re-renovation of their bathroom, kitchen, whatever, laundry, which is what we did.
It's your lead, press on tiles.
Yeah, lead press on tiles.
So American company, send me some free ones, okay?
Because, yeah.
What's the name of the place?
Yeah.
We'll give them a pump.
I can't remember.
Oh, it's called 3D stick on tiles.
Okay.
Yeah.
And I'm not drunk, by the way, identity four.
Sorry.
I had to do a podcast earlier, so I've had to stay.
But I do have my wine.
Oh, you do?
Well, that's okay.
And you shaved your legs, you told me.
And you also called me bri-bri in the Discord.
I think you thought I was Brian.
But I like calling you bri-bri-bri.
Oh, all right.
Yeah, but now it'll make sense.
Yeah, wrong guy, but I'll take it.
I'll take the bribe-bri.
But I call everybody Bri-Bri-Bri.
You called me Scooter McGoo, so.
Well, Scoot-Megu, fantastic.
I call Colonel Bri-Bri-Bri, so don't worry about it.
Okay. Do you really?
Nice.
Well, all our best of the Colonel.
Let's play a game.
You've got some sort of trivial stuff to throw at us.
What do you got this time around?
Okay.
So we are now tackling a more recent film for all the younger viewers.
It is the movie quiz of 2001.
Oh, the year is a one.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm nervous, but I'm excited.
2001.
All right.
I'm going to close.
I'm going to finish capping my non-dairy creamer.
Yeah.
Well done.
I'm going to pour my coffee and I'm going to close the chat so I cannot see anything.
from this point forward.
Chad is also hidden.
And Scotty, will you be closing your chat?
Yeah, my chat is closed.
In fact, I'll wear these big monster anti-reflective glasses
that actually reflect quite well.
So you guys can see.
Okay.
You can see the screen.
Why do you have a tab open for browsers?
Yeah, why is this browsers thing open?
Sorry, what?
I can see the chat.
So anyone that wants to be a smart ass, bring it on.
Oh, so you can't even see it.
She'll review the chat later, folks.
I will.
Send us her report.
I do. Yeah.
Send us a PowerPoint.
Oh, and special shout out to Michael Miller at Joe Uncool and Lemonade 3,000.
Okay.
Because he got very annoyed that I got, didn't get my chance last month.
Oh, right.
I forgot we didn't.
Did we really skip the month?
Yeah, because we, Scott was gone at the end of the month and then I was gone for the first part of this month.
So we just didn't, it just couldn't happen.
Yeah.
That's right.
Scott messed things up.
Yeah, it's all my fault.
I hope you didn't shave your legs for, for nothing at the end of all.
no they're still hairy don't worry about it still hairy that needs to be a title today anyway
all right so lay it on us who's first do you remember who won last time i have no idea uh brian one
last time oh he did okay all right so brian all right so this is going to make some of the younger
people well the people in their sort of late 20s early 30s feel really old so now you'll feel
what we feel when we're talking about 80s movies because the first question to brian
multiple choice obviously again
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Again all 2001
What is the name of Harry's owl
In the last, sorry
What is the name of Harry's owl
In the first film of the series
Is it A?
It's funny you say that
A, Hagrid
B, Mr. Who-Hoo
C, Hedgewig
Or D, Billy Chris, Billy Wig
That you got to write
Yeah, Billy Crystal.
Yeah, Billy Crystal.
Billy Crystal
I believe it is
Headwig
It is correct
Yes
That is correct
Yeah well done Brian
Bing
Does he have
Oh yeah
Does he have an angry inch
Or no
We don't know
Yes
Headwig
The owl does have a
Very angry inch
Okay
That's a weird movie
I quite like it though
Oh I love that movie
That movie's great
Yeah
Yeah
It is crazy AF
But it is
But it is good
And there's a great
soundtrack cover album
A tribute cover album
With a whole
A great people
Doing covers
Oh that's cool
Really?
Yeah
Brian would know this.
Oh, I have to track that down.
I like that.
I like the songs.
I like everything about it.
Okay, Brian.
Scott, sorry?
Yeah.
She does call everybody Brow Bray.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I even call my bird, bribe, right?
Fantastic.
Okay.
Number two, Lord of the Rings' Fellowship of the Ring.
Oh, yeah.
What connection is Frodo to Bilbo Baggins?
A, his son, B, his neighbour.
C, his gardener, or D.
his nephew.
It is his nephew.
That is correct.
Yeah, that feels like an easy one to me.
This is actually quite an easy quiz
compared to what I did two months ago,
which I thought was quite a hard quiz.
This is an easy one
because their next month is a Halloween quiz
which is all horror movies of all decades.
Cool.
That's cool.
Oh, cool.
Okay.
How close is our...
I want to hear close.
Well done, Scott.
Okay, Brian.
Number three, Monsters Inc.
Who Voices the Lizard Monster
Randall Boggs.
Is it A, John Ratzenberger,
B, Steve Bishimi, C, Frank
Oz, or D, Alfred Molina?
No. Steve Bishamie.
I was really hoping
Billy Crystal is going to come up
as a second choice in one of my
Not today, Brian, not today.
Yeah, Steve Bouchemies is a great in that movie, actually.
He's a perfect villain.
I should have done this quiz with no multiple choice.
I reckon you guys just could have just answered it.
You might have.
Now?
Yeah.
could change it now.
All right.
Okay, let's do it.
Yeah, let's do it.
All right.
All right.
No more multiple choice.
Okay, fine.
All right.
He loves are off.
Scott, Shrek, who voices Lord Farquhar?
Oh, shoot.
This is where multiple choice helps.
I know who this is.
Yeah.
It's, uh, my brain, hold on, Harry and the Hendersons.
Help me out.
He's the dad.
You have multiple choice?
Uh, hold on.
John Lithgow
There you go
Yes
Oh it was like giving birth
It was actually
Not that I'd know
All right well done
All right so all right
Multiple choice
Out the wazoo
It's gone
Okay Brian
Number five
Oceans 11
Who directed Oceans 11
Easy
Those were
Stephen Soderberg
movies
Correct
Well done
Yes
Thank you.
Oh, this is more fun.
It's a bit punchier now.
It is.
We'll be done with the, done within 35 minutes.
Yeah, that can, that can just bend over and take it right up the rear because that's gone now.
Yeah.
Okay, number six.
All right.
So, Scott?
Yeah, that's me.
Planet of the Apes.
What type of ape is Limbo played by Paul Giamati?
Oh, he is.
The Tim Burton one.
He is an orangutan monkey.
That is correct.
Well done.
Geez, I would not have been able to pull that business out.
It's supposed to be a ding.
Yeah, he was...
I would have said an angry ape because that probably was going to give you the case.
He was super...
And it's hard too, because when I said Planet of the Oates,
but then again, you've got to think of 2001,
so that's obviously the horrible Tim Burton.
The Tim Burton thing, yeah.
He needs to start doing original stuff again.
Yeah.
This is where it's all gone wrong for Tim Burton.
He's remaking stuff, Alice in Wonderland, Planet of the Opes.
Start doing, you know, Edward Cisarhan's type stuff.
or start doing original
stories or stuff.
Movies that haven't been remade.
Yeah, Corpse Bride was great.
One of his most recent
original things.
Corpse Bride was fantastic.
I love Corpse Bride,
but he didn't direct it.
No, he didn't.
Oh, he didn't?
Henry Selleck.
Oh, Selik?
Yeah, okay.
No, wait a minute.
I always forget on Corpse Bride.
He had something to do with it, though.
Do you just do production?
He was a, I think, writer and producer
or something like that, but I know he didn't direct it.
So, you know, you look back to Sleepy Hollow.
Oh, geez.
That was 2005.
That's a hard one because Sleepy Hollow has been made before,
but he just did a really great version of it.
It was like, you know, the remake of the fly.
It was done really, really well.
But I think now he just needs to start doing some original stories.
There's plenty of great stories out there.
Just do that.
Okay, for the record, co-directed.
It was Tim Burton and Mike Johnson.
I'm not sure who that is.
Ah.
So they were co-directed.
Any relation?
No, but I guess this dude was head of all the other animation departments for other stuff
like Nightmare Before Christmas
and so they're they're
collaborators
I suppose anyway
I don't know about you guys but I love
a stop animation movie
even if it's not good
if it's not that great like you know
I love the box trolls and I love all the
Ardbark animation
you know
Hollison grommet yeah them
stuff's amazing
yeah them yeah
Coraline I just
there's so much effort put into them
they love it and I'm fine
I'm fine with mock stop motion animation
if it's done well.
Like the Coco, I think, was a really good, you know, fake stop motion-motion-looking film.
It didn't, Coco, the Disney.
Was that fake stop-motion looking?
I don't think so.
Yeah, I mean, it's like 3D rendered, but the characters are, I think they're made to look like their stop-motion.
Are you sure that in the same movie?
I think that the animation is getting so good that they're starting to look like, you know,
with the shadows and the depths of the characters.
But I was surprised with Coco because there's, like, one good song in it,
whereas actually the animated movie sing, I think,
even though it was like already recorded songs,
I think he's a lot more entertaining.
I think he's thinking of whatever movie.
I just watched Coco with Van, and there's none of that in there.
Are you thinking of, um...
I thought I was thinking of Coco looked like stop motion animation.
No?
No, it was the other one, the something of life.
Oh, yeah, the one Nicole liked better.
Yes, book of life.
Book of Life, maybe.
I can't remember.
I think that might be one of those like...
Yes, it was the...
I'm looking at a...
I'm looking at it still from that right now.
It's absolutely the book of life is the one of them.
Never saw that.
I really should see that.
It's really good, yeah.
But it was one of those like...
It was one of those deep impact...
It was like deep impact...
We can see into your pores.
I know.
Wasn't it like it was like deep impact Armageddon year for that, those two days?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And unfortunately, I saw both of them in theaters and I couldn't tell you.
Like, if you gave me a plot point, I'd probably...
I'd probably pick the wrong film because they were so similar.
Music-based, Spanish culture, holiday kind of business.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, that's cool.
All right, anyway, sorry.
Land of the Dead.
Anyway, yes.
Okay.
All right.
So, Brian, the mummy returns.
Did he?
Yep, Evelyn, Rachel Weiss,
unlocks her past life as what Egyptian princess?
Oh, geez.
All right.
See, this is where, this is maybe where the multiple choice would work.
But I'm going to try and I'm going to try and cuss it out.
Okay, because like, let's see, ISIS was a Egyptian princess.
Boy, all the other ones I'm thinking of are dudes or,
dudes or
dudes with dog faces
you know the ones I'm talking about like the
dog face looking
didn't come and didn't have a dog face
no but
no the gods
Anubis did
I think yeah but Anubis is a dude
Anubis is a dude
Yeah they're regretting
chucking away the old
I totally am right
I am I am you know what I will say
I will go with ISIS
no
man I don't know
are this any better
in fact I don't think I've seen returns
I only ever saw the first one
no this is the first one
oh you said returns
oh no no no
the first one is just called the mummy
yeah yeah yeah no sorry
sorry why don't you ask me who
Rachel Weiss is married to
Can we go with that maybe
Yeah I'm not changing it now
What kind of gardener was in a film
featuring Rachel Weiss
There you go
All right hold on
Well, if it isn't ISIS, but it's a prominent Egyptian mythology, god, lord, princess queen.
Yeah.
I mean, I can only think of anubis, and I know that's not right.
I'll say it anyway, Anubis.
Nefertiti.
Nefertiti, of course.
Damn it.
All right.
Of course.
That's right.
Well, neither of us got it.
So it's as if it never happened.
All right. So that's a zero for both.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
So Scott.
Yeah.
Jurassic Park 3.
Yeah.
All right.
What water sport is 12-year-old Eric Kirby doing in the ocean near Elsa Zorna when they are attacked at the beginning of the film?
I even know the scene.
The tiny little dinosaurs that get them.
It's the little, they look like tiny raptors.
Now he's in the ocean.
Yeah, no, I know.
Oh, no, you're right.
He is in the ocean.
That's different.
Yeah.
What am I thinking of?
Two, I'm thinking at the beginning of two.
Yeah, this is straight.
I've mixed him up.
So he's doing a water sport.
And if I remember at least a teradactyl or something, comes down and gets him.
Yeah, you're right.
So that's paragliding?
Not paragliding.
Close.
Hold on.
Paras skiing.
What's that called?
When you get pulled behind a boat,
And you go up on a thing and you're still tied to the boat,
but now you're in the air.
That's called parasailing.
That is correct.
Oh, my Lord.
Cut them off.
The funny thing is, if I had done the multiple choice,
it would have thrown you more because I had surfing, water skiing,
riding his jet ski and parasailing.
I would have got it.
I would have got the parasailing because now I remember the same.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Brian, number nine, Moulin Rouge.
Okay.
What Queen's song is used in this musical movie.
Oh, shoot.
All right.
My first thought is don't stop me now, but I'm really, I want to think about this.
No, do they do, you're my best friend.
Let me think about this.
We'll just talk between ourselves, Scott.
So I think Richard Roxborough was the best, actually, out of that movie.
I love that movie.
Like, legitimately, without irony, love it.
We could watch it now.
I love it so much.
And I think I know the answer to this.
I actually went, when my ex-husband and I went to Fiji, we ended up on this tiny island, on a tiny boat taking us to this tiny island.
And right next to us in the cabin that was on our boat was Carol Connor, who does the Roxanne dance.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
And the poor thing, she was pale as, and she got burnt to a cinder on the boat,
because it was an open boat, to the island, and she got burnt as a cinder.
She had to stay inside the whole time, which was fine because it rained the whole bloody vacation.
So I still went swimming and stuff, but I brought magazines.
It was no TV or anything.
So I brought magazines, and she'd come into our room and say, have you got another magazine?
And I'm like, yeah, fine.
And she even had a dance with my ex-husband, so.
Oh, that's nice.
There you go. That's my, that's my Boulin Rouge.
Yeah, look at your brush with fame there. That's pretty good.
All right. I'm going to regret this. I'm going with,
I'm going with Don't Stop Me Now.
No.
Yeah. Okay. So I think it's, is it part of the,
now, now I got to think.
It's just one queen's song used in Moulin Rouge.
Come on, you love the movie. Think about it.
I'm picturing the scene
I think it's sidelode that sings it
Yeah
Oh
Uh
Uh
Uh uh
Oh
Hold on
I have to hear my head
Uh
The show
Uh, the show must go on
Yes
The show must go on
Yes
Nice Paul
Holy cow
I was worried
I was worried it was only part of that awesome
montage thing
medley that they did
I had the options
where we will rock you
somebody to love
the show must go on
and we are the champions
oh those were your
those were your
but yes it was
it was the show must go on
I think it's after she
collapses or something
and he's like
oh we've got to keep the show
going on
totally yeah
oh it's such a good movie
yeah I love it
all right
so Scott sold that
so Scott this is your question
all right
number 10
the fast and the furious
at the end
at the end
what comes
Does Dominic Toretto
Vin Diesel race Brian
O'Connor Paul Walker in?
His father's what?
We just watched this. We did.
Yeah. I know what Paul Walker
was driving. It was a Supra, but that's not
your question.
Your question is, what is that?
Dominic Toretto, Vin Diesel.
Yeah, that cool. And it's his father's car.
Right. It's a cool muscle car from the
70s, 60s movie. And it was
black. And it was
called
Yeah, we've got someone in the chat knows it.
Oh, I'm sure a lot of people in the chat know it.
Jay C. Calahoon.
I'll just make a...
Wait, did you say Calahoon?
And earlier, Brian said something else for J.C. C. Calfoon.
Nobody can get Calhoun right today, or Calhoun.
All right.
I'll just say, one, I can't think of anything, so I'll just say an old Chavelle.
I don't know.
I don't.
All right, Brian.
I'm not going to be much better.
The first thing that came into mind was a GTO.
What's a GTO?
Not the answer, apparently.
Apparently not an answer.
Yeah.
Grangereena.
See, this is multiple choice.
Yeah.
It was a 1970 Dodge Charger.
If you just hit Charger.
Fine.
Right.
Son of a goat.
No, this is far better because I think, well, I don't know.
I mean, would we have gotten adhering charger?
Probably.
Probably, but maybe not still.
It's more fun with this challenge to miss a bunch than to have a walk in the park.
Yeah, totally agree.
I agree.
Okay.
So Brian's saying that.
So let's hear you how it goes in this next one.
All right.
Okay.
Emily.
What does Emily or do tattoo do for work?
I don't know what the movie is.
It's the French Amelie.
Oh, I don't know that one either.
Yeah, exactly.
I love this movie.
I want to say that she works.
She works in some fashion with the shoe industry.
Like at a shoe store, I'm going to say shoe store.
No, Scott.
Oh, I've no idea.
A flower shop, because I don't know.
No.
I've never seen this.
Book store?
She's a cafe waitress.
Cafe waitress, okay.
I never saw that.
Yeah, so the options were fruit stand, seller, photo booth repairer, cafe waitress or flight attendant.
Photo booth.
They're all jobs in the movie.
a booth attendant.
Like a photo mat?
That's weird.
It's in the movie.
That's the guy she falls in love with the guy that scrapes the photos from under the...
Oh, anyway.
Okay.
All right.
That's been forever.
It's been since,
it's been 20 years since I've seen that film.
It's so charming.
It's been never really cute.
And Audrey Patu is just so cute.
Cute as a button.
It's visually beautiful as well.
It's not just a visually beautiful film.
Okay.
Scott, 12.
Going down the girly path here.
Legally blonde.
Oh, all right.
Okay, what breed of dog does sorority girl El Woods, Ruth Witherspoon, own?
It's one of those little teacup little shithead things.
Yeah.
My sister-in-law raises these, and I can't believe I don't remember the name of these dogs.
You're about to say Pitbull?
No, Pyrenees is the name that's coming to me, but I don't think that's.
right. But I'll say
I don't know what they are.
Mickey Rolkinesome.
Shih Tzu. That helps.
I'll say a Shih Tzu.
Nope. Okay, Brian.
Damn it.
All right. First thing he came on was a Chihuahua.
But I
but I'm trying to think I've never, I've actually never seen
Legally Blonde. You're not missing much. But I'm thinking like
with scotten is pyrenees i'm wondering if it's a pecanese oh really let's say chihuahua then
that is correct damn it
damn it i almost went like pomeranian or picanese yeah okay yeah yeah i put the option
you know what i probably would have settled back on chihuahua yeah chihuahua pomerani and
maltese terrier or shihsu so because they had a whole thing back in the uh oh well it's chitzu
was actually even one of the choices yeah yeah um they had a man they had a man they
their day in the early 2000s with Taco Bell and Beverly Hills Chihuahua and all that stuff.
Oh, yeah. Then people realize they're terrible, terrible animals and they start doing it.
We're sorry to all the Chihuahua owners, but they are those shaky little dogs.
They always look nervous and they're always angry. It's like little man. They're pissed.
Anything little is aggressive. It's like Shetland ponies are aggressive, but Clyde Stales are lovely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just different breeds.
Anything's big is quite comfortable. Anything little is just like, ah, right, right, right.
Let me tell you what's fun.
You get, when you mix them with a cocker spaniel, uh, shitsu and a poodle, that dog is literally
called a caca chitsapoo, and that's fun to say, caca chitsapoo.
Kaka chitsapoo, everybody.
Yeah, caca chitsapoo.
Yeah, caca chitzapoo.
All right.
Someone needs to breed them.
So they're just so you can say it.
Okay.
Brian.
Yeah.
All right.
AI artificial intelligence.
Sure.
What is David?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is David, the.
the prototype Mika child
searching for when Monica leaves him in the woods.
He's searching for,
doesn't he spend the whole time searching for his mother?
Although Monica is the one who leaves him in the woods.
That's his...
What a bitch.
Right, but that's his pseudom,
that's his adopted mother.
So what is he searching for?
That's when that movie got interesting.
Yeah.
I like that.
He finds it at the end.
Brian's getting all the cheater.
Brian's getting all the hints and the cheats here.
Oh no.
You got Mickey Rourke raises them as a hint for the dog.
I don't know what that is.
I have no idea what Mickey Rourke does with his free time.
You got a hint on Moulin Rouge of who sings the song.
Yeah, that's true.
He's searching for the angel.
Got it have to be more specific.
He's searching for the
blue
angel
no another name
fairy angel
angel
angel fairy
yes
fairy the blue fairy
yeah that was a
wow that wasn't a complete
until like
umble into the
yeah you've wandered in
basically pick me up
and put me into the right answer
I was happy to pick you up Brian
don't worry about it
it's all good
okay all right
so Scott
all right
Mulhollen Drive
what famous
veteran Hollywood actress, was this her last feature film?
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
All I always think of is Nick Naltese in that.
That's about my only memory of it.
I always get this in Maholin Falls confused.
Mahaloon Falls is the David Lynch one, right?
I think Drive is the David Lynch one.
Oh, Drive is the David Lynch one.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, great film.
Yeah.
Well, it's definitely not...
This is where multiple choices come in really handy.
Give me this hint.
Did she retire or die or what happened there?
Yeah, it was basically her last film.
She retired and then she died.
Oh, okay.
She was a dancer.
But she was quite big in the heyday of Hollywood.
Okay.
I can't think of it at all, so I'm going to say Gregory Hines.
That's a guy.
I know.
I know, but I can't think of who this is.
I'm just wrong.
I have no idea.
Right off the charts there.
Okay, so Brian.
See, I don't know this either.
And if I were to guess a dancer who's big in her heyday,
I'd go with Ginger Rogers.
But that's as far as the guesses I'm going to give you.
Let's see if anybody got it right.
Come on, chat room.
Did anyone get it right?
And Margaret?
choose a dancer?
Was she?
Yes.
Was it Anne Margaret?
Yes, but it's too late.
Yeah, yeah, I already gave you another guess.
Yeah.
That woman's got a weird old hyphen in the middle of her name for no reason.
Anne Margaret has a hyphen?
Ann Margaret.
Yeah.
She's Anne hyphen Margaret.
That's your name.
Sure.
Why not?
Because that's why you didn't get it.
One in Rome.
Yeah.
All right.
So let's just do a tiebreaker.
All right.
Okay.
Because we're at the end of the quiz.
Are we tied or we don't know?
Tiebreaker.
So first thing, because we all know, Scott's
great at this.
Brain fart time.
All right.
Who plays
Donnie Darko?
Jake Gyllenhaal.
Did Scott get it?
Yeah, I did get it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
The yell lead-in
is always a distraction.
It's a very effective defense mechanism.
I know.
And it's like,
oh, no, no, no, I don't know,
Jake Gillenhol.
Yeah.
I only say, almost,
that's the first time that you've got a tiebreaker.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
So that means, what does that mean that we have to break?
I don't know who's fine.
I've got this anyway.
Scott,
did I win?
You absolutely won because I shouldn't even get a point for that blue fairy business.
Six to five is what Anna.
Anna Cracketow.
Okay.
If you've won, you've won.
Face up to it.
There are winners and losers in life.
Gunned.
I'm saying that I shouldn't.
I, I,
I shouldn't, if there was any chance of me winning,
it shouldn't be based on that Blue Angel Ferry
looking for his mother business.
All right, well, I'll take that into consideration
when I do the adder.
But anyway, well done.
Everybody, thanks, chat room.
Hi, chat room.
By the way, J.C. Caliphon in the chat room says
it was Anne Miller, because Anne Margaret
wasn't in it and she is still alive.
Oh, fuck. I got that wrong.
And Margaret, very disappointed to find out that she retired and died, and was in that movie.
Yeah, someone let her know.
Oh, they're two very different ends.
That's terrible.
I've got that so wrong.
That's totally fine.
Oh, my God.
You know, it wouldn't have mattered because neither one of us got it anyway.
Well, before we forget, you need to tell people where your podcast is so people can go listen to more things about movies.
Okay, well, that's all we talk about and we don't bag on any critics or anything.
I'm part of the retro cinema podcast.
You just type in the retro cinema podcast into Google.
You can find us.
We just released tonight our top 10 films of 1986.
Good year for films.
And yeah, I host it with Angry Man
and we just talk very positively, lots of trivia,
all that sort of thing.
And the end of next month,
I will be joining Scott and Brian
for a mega quiz of all horror movies.
Now, you should throw out a,
a vote whether people prefer the multi-choice or whether they prefer straight-out answers.
That's a good question.
We'll do a poll.
We'll write up a poll, put it in the chat room, and elsewhere, and we'll let them pick.
Quick before you go.
The best movie of 1986, go.
What is the best film of 86?
Oh, but that gets my man number one and then I want to listen.
Yeah, you don't want to do that exactly.
It's a spoiler.
That is a spoiler.
Why would I do that?
It's aliens.
It's aliens.
Aliens is the right answer.
Congratulations.
Well done.
Thank you.
All right.
There you go.
I got to go bleep those F words.
All right.
Where are we now?
We're at a point where we're going to do what?
We're going to do some news because we have control over this.
Yeah, we got time.
Oh, right.
Because yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We've got a change in the lineup today.
So we're going to do some news real quick.
Here you go.
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H-T-T-P-Colon slash-slash.
Oh, I'm looking at it here.
Oh, he's got a whole, like, walkthrough on the front page and everything.
This is cool.
A medical student.
Imagine that.
Yeah.
How do you have time?
Oh, this is really cool.
Yeah, it's pretty rad.
All right.
Brian, you'll like this, because I guess you're watching this.
I just finished it yesterday.
Hmm.
Okay, so you're not only...
I'm not only watching it.
I'm done watching it.
This thing is like this explosive, no-one-on-suffing.
It is, uh, yeah, this is, uh, this is being talked about to overtake Bridgeton as the most watched series on Netflix.
I can't believe there's a show on Netflix that is either dubbed or subtitles that will take over the top spot.
I don't know why that's a surprise.
Yeah, that does seem weird.
And it's, and it's Korean, much like parasite.
Yeah, Parasite.
Yeah, I've heard of it.
I've heard of that movie, that Parasite movie.
Um, well, all right, so here's the deal.
A Korean man.
is being inundated with over 4,000 phone calls a day
because his phone number was used in Netflix's new hit Squid Game.
So I don't know where this number appears.
Well, well, let's find out.
It appears, I'll tell you.
It appears on business cards throughout the film.
Oh, my Lord.
And people are calling it great.
Yeah, yeah.
I kind of want to call it.
Is there a, is it here somewhere?
That's not in this article.
Oh, let's not harass this.
I don't want to harass him, but I just kind of want to hear what happens if you call it now.
My guess he's got something forwarded.
Do you want to play the game?
Give me your name and your birthday.
He's reportedly, he's been offered 100 million won, the equivalent of $85,000 by a South Korean presidential candidate in exchange for his phone number.
So the phone number is now hot.
So it's not even like somebody who wants to get it to kind of put some sort of advertising, like, you know, like advertising for the show.
It's a presidential candidate who like people are going to call, well, you didn't find.
squid game, but you did find a place to vote for your...
Yep. And as a result, this dude is inundated, and at this point, I would sell my phone for $85
grand. No problem. Yeah. Sell it. Who cares? It's just a number. Get another number.
Oh, someone has the number in the chat.
No, that's 867-3-0. That's definitely not the number. I was hoping it was the number.
That's Jenny's number. Boy, she tired of people calling her. She is so sick of getting called all the time.
Yeah. I, do you remember when I was on a mission to whatever,
area code I could find that number in
is available. I was going to buy it for the
Coverville request. Oh, right. Never
found one that was available in any
area code, unfortunately. Yeah. No, I
assume that means that they've been taken away.
I mean, there was one on eBay for $100,000
bucks or something, but...
What? Really? Yeah. Yeah.
Is it still, the popular thing in Hollywood
is still do 555 numbers, right? Which
don't exist anywhere? Yeah.
Pretty funny you have to do that, I think.
It is funny, and I love how it
breaks the fourth wall and
last action hero oh yeah well let me tell you this korea don't care
maybe they're going to put this number out they don't care who's it belongs to
they don't give a crap you think they would have like bought a phone number that they could put a
recording promoting the show yeah and then put that number on the uh business cards because
they'd have those cards printed up yeah yeah they had to do it yeah it says in the first
episode business cards containing an eight digit number that gets contestants involved in the
survival game are given to multiple characters uh it is the it is the weird
nine episode PlayStation ad you're ever going to see.
I mean, after, there must be something to this.
It can't just be a fluke.
It must be amazing.
It's compelling and it's like Black Mirror meets Hunger Games meets Big Brother or something
like that.
Like it's, it's very compelling.
Is it well-acted?
The actor's good.
I mean, I know they're speaking green.
That's actually what kind of makes it from just being like throwaway slasher,
throwaway saw, knockoff, horror kind of thing.
But the acting and the character development are both excellent.
All right. Sign me up. I'm going to watch it.
You know, actually sign me up. I already, I have the...
Yeah, you have the service. You have Netflix.
I have the Netflix, so I can watch it on the Netflix.
You can press a button and be watching it minutes after we end the show today.
That's right.
yeah if i have nothing else to do which unfortunately is not true uh all right well that'll be our story
for today we're going to take a break when we come back uh we're doing call now why because wendy's not
here today it's time for you guys to call in and talk to us ask us your questions i'm firing up that
hotline now i'm not taking any calls until it's time so you can try now if you want but i won't
answer until it's time we answer no phone until it's time um anyway uh someone's already calling that's
hilarious. Anyway, we'll do that shortly after this musical break, which Brian will now present
in all of his glory. Yeah. Oh, boy. Talk about going back to the 80s for this one.
This is a new artist named Riki, R-I-K-I. Might be pronounced Ricky. I don't know, but she's
from Pasadena, California, or from somewhere in that area. And she's got a brand new album coming
out at the end of November. November, you've got to wait, but that's all right. This will tie you
over and you'll want to listen to this song over and over and over again. If you like the
Human League, I think you're going to get a kick out of this. And if you really want to see
something just batch it crazy, check out the video for this song as well. This is the song
Marigold featuring Joshua Eustace by Ricky.
It's all around
It's a cut tip of my tongue
I'll never learn to trust
until you help me in your arms
or get it by I'm going to ride
It really turns me on
To give you one of God
Like it'll never come down
Because when I ride your way
Like it's so hot
Baby I'm afraid
I can never get enough
You say honey you're flying
I need to the shine
I have a leaven's all around you
And you're looking at me on you're wearing
On the rocket I'll make it more enough
Got your name around love
For a billion girls
Baby with every girl
I've got your name of the tongue
Never let some dress
Until I help you in my arms
I've got you what are right
It really turns beyond
To do you look for power
Let it'll never go down
Because when I read your way
Like it's so hot
Baby I'm afraid if you never did enough
You're saying honey
Honey on your flower you're wanting to be shy
Heaven's on the run you when you look me in the eye
When you're worried all the work and I'll make it by your love
If you'll never run low
No I feel your clothes
Say honey I'm going and I need to be shy
Heaven's all around you
But you with me in the eye
You're parted all the weapon
I'm making my love
But you'll never run down before
Up till you're young
I said
I'm here on your God
You don't need to be shy
And there's heaven all around you
When you're looking at me in the eye
Say
I'm honey on your die
You don't need to be
I love me in the eye.
There's times
I'm looking
I'm going to be in the eye.
Oh,
you love me in the eye.
I've coddled him as if he were my own child.
After all, he's responsible for all of this.
What the dog doing?
The morning stream.
There's nothing wrong with the food.
All right, we have returned from our song break.
That song again, Brian, was what?
That song again is Marigold by the artist Ricky, or Riki.
Riki.
And it's nuts.
She's going to be touring in spring 2020.
She's going to be supporting choir boy.
And that show or that tour kicks off March 15th in Denver, Colorado.
Whoa.
Are you going to go?
Are you going to be there?
I might after I listen to the rest of the album.
The album, by the way, is called Gold.
It comes out November 20.
and if the rest of it sounds as 80s synth pop goodness as this one does with just kind of this
I'll tell you this video features a prosthetic top that puts Madonna's or Katie Perry's stuff
to shame so yeah do fireworks emit from the nipples uh they do not well forget it then
I'm out yeah I'm out yeah so sorry all right awesome uh okay guys line up
Call now. It's time for call now. Yeah, that's right. It's call now, where we take your phone calls and we answer them. And we're going to take one right now. Let's find out who this is right now. Hi, who's this? Good morning.
It's Ty. Oh, hi. Hi. Hi. What are you doing? You got the radio on back there or something. I can hear myself. Yeah, yeah, I did. You answered fast. Oh, well, you know, look. Can you turn, turn, turn your radio, down, down, down, down. I always aim for speed when I can. What's going on? How are you?
I'm all right.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, two years ago, I had a sex change, AMA.
Yeah.
Oh, ask you anything about it?
Oh, you want us to ask you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do have some, actually.
Okay, this is great.
All right.
So, did they offer for you to be able to keep the old parts in a jar from Lda Hight jar?
No, and I wanted to.
Oh, that would have been awesome.
Who wouldn't let you?
That does suck.
Yeah.
No, no, what I wanted to do was.
was to put it in some water
and then just take that water
and then so if anyone believed in
homeopathy and water has a memory, I could throw
dick water on them.
Okay, all right.
Scott, how about your question?
I'm really glad you asked that, Brian.
Let me think of one.
What's funny is that was exactly my question
was, did you get to keep anything in a jar?
Oh, really? Oh, that's hilarious.
Because that just seems like the first thing you'd want to know, right?
I ask this of like people who've had their
appendix out. Oh, did you ask to keep it? Yeah. Yeah. I just something about that. All right. Here's mine. Oh, I got one. This is actually a real question. The, this often comes with hormone therapy, right? Is that permanent? Do you have to take, like, estrogen, like lifetime or how's it work? I don't know how that works. Oh, yeah. No, it's, it's permanent. Like, I give myself injections every week. Okay. And where do you, and do you do it in the bum or in the leg, the thigh?
It's the leggy bum area.
The leggy bum area.
I guess technically it's the leg, but it's close to the butt.
That's where I get my tea.
Leggy bum was my favorite 1920s stand-up comedian.
The old legy bum.
Boy, he couldn't do that act today, though.
It would really not.
It was a little racy.
Yeah, it wouldn't work.
So that's where I get my T shots.
When I get the low T, I stick it in the leggy bum.
All right, Brian, you got anything else?
You want to ask?
I have another one, but it's a, it's kind of, yeah, but I'll wait for a one.
All right, let's say, any, any, any phantom boner feelings?
Interesting, you ask that.
So, if I were to describe the pain afterward, it would feel like getting kicked in the balls constantly.
but you don't have them.
Yeah. Oh, that sucks.
But that goes away, I mean, after a month, I was totally fine.
Okay, so it's not a chronic thing where that's still the feeling.
God, I'm not the feeling though. It's not a chronic thing at all.
And it's like, I mean, I got really lucky and had zero complications or anything.
And it's the best decision I made of my life.
Okay. Let me ask you this. Do, um, I assume the goal is,
take some of the old,
some of the old Pedro and apply him to the new Virginia, right?
That's exactly what happened.
And when I went to my doctor,
my doctor is Pierre Brassau.
He's, you know, very famous in Canada
because he's the only one who takes the health insurance.
Yeah. But he's so experienced
that I walked in for a consult,
my consultation with him was probably less than five minutes.
Okay.
I walked in, he says, do you have any questions?
you haven't already researched, and I'm like, nope.
And he goes, all right, just take your pants off so I can see if you have enough skin to work with.
I took it off.
He takes a look, doesn't even get closer.
He goes, okay, that's enough.
That was the end of the consultation.
That's quite sufficient, he says.
That's fantastic.
All right, so, all right, that's interesting, because I didn't know if that was always the case,
if the goal was always to make a Vigene there, you know?
Well, I mean, his technique, yeah, there are a lot of techniques in Eval.
evolving ones. There's a longer, more painful surgery that can preserve some glands and
lubrication cells, but that's not the one I got because that's not the one Canada paid for.
Right. Sure. Yeah, Canada ain't going to pay for that lube job, are they?
Everyone always wants universal Canada health care, but when it comes to getting those lube sensors,
what do you call on cells, forget it. Yeah, well, actually, I forget the name of the actual cells,
or millions. But actually, it's not really
Canada's fault. It's the doctors who do
the technique who don't take the
socialized health care.
Oh, I see. Oh, right, right.
Because they're super specialized, I assume.
The stuff's, like, still specialized.
And, yeah.
Don't be afraid to ask a question that you might think offensive
because I won't get offensive, and I'm doing this.
I won't get offended because I do this.
Get, like, all the
potentially bad questions are what you want out of the way,
because I won't get offended and someone else might.
so I'll be the lightning rod.
Sure.
Oh, I have one more that just popped on my head.
With the estrogen therapy, do you get the boobers naturally or do you got to add on the boobers?
Or do you have...
It highly depends on the person.
Yeah.
It's, I know someone in the Tadville community who had a lot of trouble pushing them, and I got fortunate.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I kind of have some of my own, and I'd like to know how to get rid of mine.
If you'd like mine, let me know.
Would you like any of my boobers?
Either of them, or of all three?
Yeah, we've got a third one.
Brian, do you have any other hot questions you want to ask before?
No, I'm trying to think of anything that I'm curious about with this.
And I know something will come up.
They'll be like, oh, I wish I would have asked her that.
But right now I don't have anything.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, I know. What is your, if someone knows about your transition, do you have terminology you prefer when they talk about it? In other words, is it just simply, do you, oh, you've transitioned. Is that the language you like? Is there something else you're supposed to say? Do you guys have little nicknames in the community itself? I say community, but this, you know, do each, if you had three trans people in a room, would one of them go, and nudge you with an elbow and you'd have some kind of fun terms.
you'd use that nobody else is allowed to use?
Not really, maybe, maybe egg.
It's just someone who doesn't realize they're trans yet.
Egg?
Oh, I love that.
In other words, they haven't hatched yet.
They haven't hatched.
That's great.
Okay.
All right, I like that.
That's exactly what I was looking for, something like that.
Someone's an egg.
Yeah, and if there are some other ones that I won't go into
because they're kind of esoteric and would probably piss off some people.
but sure well that's what i that's my whole point is like when you're when you're in it you know
like yeah it's yeah you're when you start you just kind of go like oh i'm so and so in my
transition but the process yeah it's just generally called a transition but someone who
has not started to transition and have not realized they are trans or at least publicly admitted
it they're called an egg yeah what famous celebrity would you most suspect is an egg
Good one, Brian
Okay
That's good
Well, I have a lot of drag queens
That I probably won't bring up
Sure, of course
Oh God
And Elliot Page could have been one
The Elliot Page was
Is trans
Yep
Yep
Did you have a notion before
She made that clear
Or he now
I had
Maybe not really
I didn't not really
Because I probably wouldn't have
Wanted to believe it
because I really thought he was pretty.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
But, oh, God.
We were really hoping.
We were really open for like, yeah, that guy what played God in America.
I know, I was like, Walton Goggins.
Yeah, Walton Goggins.
Never seen an egg quite like Walton Goggins before.
Exactly.
What a weird pick.
It's just a name I like saying.
That's funny.
I mean, you know, this would be like asking me trying to go, who do you think?
I mean, it's not the same.
Look, if I was gay, all right?
And somebody said, hey, Scott, who do you think's closeted gay in Hollywood?
That feels like a reasonable question to ask me, and we could have some fun with it.
But if I'm not gay and I'm the guy that bellies up for that stuff, it seems wrong.
I shouldn't be the guy going.
Well, yes, of course.
I think, you know, that guy who plays Hulk, he's gay.
I think he might be gay.
That's just weird of me.
But, you know, hearing it from Talley is, this is a different.
All right.
So anybody you can think of?
Not off the top of my head.
I love that question, though.
Yeah.
Just, I don't know why.
It feels very...
I'll think on it.
It's very access Hollywood of us to ask that.
It's like Mario Lopez kind of question.
A little softball there.
All right.
Well, well done.
This has been enlightening.
I've learned things today.
Yep.
Well, if you have further questions, you can always feel free to ask me,
but I've given you the permission to ask me the inappropriate ones,
only ask me and no one else.
Yes, of course.
We appreciate that.
Yeah, you are a safe space.
Yeah.
You are my safe space to ask hard,
hard-hitting questions in the future.
Well, I had a safe space installed a few years ago.
Oh, yeah.
You can keep your weed in the...
Okay, that's my final question.
Oh, no.
For a lady, for a lady, they got the, you know,
they got their little space, right?
but that's a very biological sort of whatever i assume if you if you transition you can be specific
about the redo and say i just need this to house some change you know like i want to have extra
pennies and dimes in there or whatever like you can do whatever you want so what is that true or
my is that all bull crap well you can't really determine your depth because that's kind of
based on your previous size yeah yeah but um there are people who can who could just get like a
surface surgery and don't get any depth.
Yeah.
But to answer the question.
Did you get snaps or a zipper down there to hold things in?
Yeah, like a little change purse, like a little zipper, like a little
you're like, oh, hold on, I have change for that.
Also, here's a tip, you know?
Oh, you want to give to the March of Dimes?
Hold on a second.
Take it out, pop it in the thing in the can.
Why not?
This is a great idea.
And if it's, I guess what I'm saying is if it's not an area full of, you know,
Like, you're not going to absorb anything in there.
You could put your weed in there.
I'm not saying you should, but, you know, like, couldn't you do that?
Yeah. I think it'd still get through the pores, and it would end badly.
Well, if you're just shoving it in there without anything, yeah, I could probably get absorbed.
If you keep it in a little baggy, the baggie might actually cause some micro abrasions or something.
But this is a...
Carter, are you able to reach...
Can you go into the...
studio and just yank scott's microphone
things get really hairy you just rip it
out of my face and never let me speak again
well all right
that is that's I'm really glad I asked that
question tell you have a fantastic week
we'll see you next time
oh
all right the number's open
everybody
801-47-1062 is the number
801-47-1062
and we're here to answer
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questions. Do you have one? Something's been chewing on you. You're like, oh, man. I really want to ask
Scott and Brian about this. Brian, boy, Brian sure has that thing he does. I'd sure like to know
for those listening. Claire in the chat room just said AMA about my absorbent and the last
word is it kind of follows what we just talked with telling you. Oh, wow. That's no, Claire, please. I don't
want to that's
could you put weed in there
you put your weed in there
all right let's see
let's see who this is
hang on a second
hi thanks for calling
who's this
hi
this is wasim
oh hello wasseem
it's nice to have you here
where do you hail from
I hail from Germany
this is the first time I ever call
oh wow
no way dude that's awesome
Germany's cool
yeah it's really hard to
get home
We love the Germans now.
All is forgiven.
We love them.
We love the Germans.
What time is it in Germany?
I'm actually not from Germany, though.
Oh.
So give me, your accent is not, you have a slight accent, and I don't hear German in it.
Where are you from?
I am from Syria, actually.
Oh, cool.
Oh, all right, yeah.
I was going to say, I kind of have a Middle Eastern kind of thing going there.
That's awesome.
Are you there for good?
Are you always lived in Germany, or what's the deal?
No, I've been here, like, for the last six years or so.
I'm the medical student with the game.
Oh, you're the guy with the game.
All right.
How do you pronounce the name of it?
Estrobion, I think.
Okay.
I did have it.
Estrobion.
All right.
Well, well, uh, good deal.
And, and now that I know that you're in Germany, but not from there, they're fine.
They've learned their lesson.
It was like 70 years ago.
It's fine.
Everything's fine.
Don't stress about it.
I'm just saying they got, you know, they clean things up.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
Hey, give us a, what you got a question for us today?
What do you got going on there?
I don't know.
I haven't prepared anything at all.
I hope you guys are doing well.
That's all.
Yeah, we are doing pretty good.
I think we're better because you called.
So that's really nice for you to do that.
Thanks for calling in.
And good luck with your game.
I'm pretty excited about it.
Yeah, I hope it does well.
Yeah.
Calls are open.
Call now.
801-47104-6-2.
Your daughter is awesome.
She goes, don't mention the war.
Fulte Towers.
I love it.
I love it.
I raised them right with the British comedies.
All the kids love Fulte Towers.
All right, we got another one coming in.
This looks like it's from a non-international calling number.
So let's find out who we got.
I'm hearing me.
Oh, that's Brian.
I'm hearing me.
Hi.
Hi, who's this?
Sorry about that.
It's Amy.
Oh, hi, Amy.
The calls are coming from inside the world.
The podcast.
Inside the house.
That's weird.
It's said that your area code is my area code, but that can't be right.
So something's weird with this.
VPN to make it look like.
Oh.
She's in your state.
Dastardly.
Dastardly.
Claire wants me to say vagina.
Oh, that's fine.
They're very dear, Claire.
I said it.
Very, very well done.
Vigina's good.
Yes.
Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
So while we're talking about Body Park, I have a question for Brian.
Okay.
Wow.
As we've established, I'm doing this charity ride in November, right?
Oh, yeah.
The last time I went on a fairly, you know, long for me, training ride, my butt was, like, asleep.
It was like, but it was like in that, you know, that kind of stage of the sleep where it's, like, sore.
And I was like, man, and it wasn't like muscle sore.
It was just like my ass was asleep.
How do you avoid this?
How do you feel with this on a bike?
Oh, yeah, the cream, the cream, the shammy cream.
The shammy cream, I do shammy cream anytime I'm doing a ride longer than 10 to 15 miles.
And you also might want to see if you've got the right seat for your bike.
Tina got me a new seat for mine in August, and I wish I would have had this in June when I did the ride because it's so much more comfortable for long rides.
The one I had is a good racing seat, so it's like, you know, aerodynamic and fast.
But it's made for short, quick rides as opposed to long touring-style rides.
And I was getting the same thing, where on long rides, it would cut off the circulation in places
and my butt would feel numb.
And for the last 20 miles, I'd be alternating, standing and going on, you know, putting weight on one leg or on the other
just to kind of get some circulation back there.
So two things.
get some shammy cream and the the good stuff or the stuff that I've used is oh what is
it called Dr. Scholes Chodebutter.
It's a shammy butter.
By the way, I told my husband that you guys that you guys call it Chode Butter.
He was like, those guys, they're so funny.
Of course, it's inappropriate.
Yeah.
So shammie butter is the stuff I use.
But I have some of this like for women because, you know, pH is a.
Oh, right. Yeah, I can't be baking a loaf of bread down there.
Yeah, you're not going to want to get the stuff called D's nuts, either, likely.
All right, so then let's go back to the other recommendation, which is getting the right kind of seat for your bike.
Go to a high end, a high end, but a decent, like a place that specializes in cycling and take your bike in there, show them the seat you've got.
and say, you know, I'm going on this long touring ride.
Is this the best kind of seat, or can I get up, is there a better kind of seat for me to have on my bike?
I assume they have sizes, right?
Or, you know, different sizes.
Like, you may have one brand, but there's, like, three different fits.
Yes, there are, right.
I mean, and there's some that have, like, a cutout in the middle that lets air flow through, which is key for long rides.
But that can cause some pain if it's like too wide an opening and, you know, part of your butt cheeks are kind of getting pushed down in there and cutting off the circulation.
So it's, it's really like you almost want to get fitted for a seat like you do for a suit or a pair of shoes or something.
Yeah.
That seems cool.
Okay.
Cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That tracks.
That's kind of what my husband told me to.
Like, oh, we just need to take you down to the bifactors and have them do a fitting for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, and you can get a decency for like 60, 80 bucks, and it's one of the easiest and best upgrades you can do for your bike to make it more comfortable and better for long rides.
Because the stock seat that comes with an off-the-shell bike is going to fit one person and it's probably the guy who designed the bike.
Yeah, and even then, they're trying to have one size fits all and they just, that's never going to work.
It's like hats with me.
I got to have hats like big, man.
If you don't make a big hat, forget it.
My head ain't fitting in your weird little hole you made.
Forget it.
Exactly.
Well, good luck, Red Fragel, aka A.K.A.
Thank you.
I'm going to throw my link in the chat again, just to plug myself.
Go for it.
Yeah, plug it.
Yep.
Tiny URL.com slash Redfragel bike for those listening and not watching.
Support your fellow Tad Pooligans.
All right.
We have time for one more.
Go now.
All right.
One more.
801.
What body part will they ask us about next?
They're so quick.
Here they are.
I don't know. We'll find out right now. Hi, who's this?
Hi, this is BioCow. How can I help you?
Oh, man. Hey, Biocow!
I'm going to look right now. I'm going to see which message I have up right now.
Here's what BioCow should do for us. He should make one of the coolest things for Twitch people to make titles.
That's what you should. Oh, wait, you've already done it.
It's still waiting. It's the movie poster for a movie called Still Waiting.
Who's that main guy?
Did you superimpose somebody else?
I know, that's the main guy.
From still, I don't know.
Who is that?
What is still waiting?
I don't know if that is.
It's the sequel to the movie Waiting with Ryan Reynolds, which was pretty funny.
But then there's this still waiting.
And I don't know.
The thing about this, I didn't even know this existed.
Yeah, this is news to me.
But it's got Louise Guzman in it.
Ooh, I like Louise Guzman.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Full disclosure, I've never seen either movie.
Really?
Waiting.
Waiting is great if you've worked in the restaurant.
food service industry and know the kind of horrible things that go on in the back in the kitchen
or but it's not good if you are like going to restaurants and you want to hope that those
things aren't going on in the kitchen of your restaurant that's got that john francis daily kid in it
from uh freaks and geeks uh the little squirley kid the first one yeah the yeah well the
wait the first one there's only one free yeah there's two there's waiting and still waiting
oh oh oh well the first one is what i'm looking at here yeah i didn't see either this is
either so I'd be down
I'll watch this uh yeah
it's almost like um
office space for the food industry oh yeah the kid
from freaks and geeks the uh the main
the main kid yeah the little squirley
brother kid
yeah and it's also got Justin Long and
yeah Anna Ferris
uh Chris Pratt's
it is your who's of
90s um
team
coming into age of you know
getting in their first acting gigs
yeah
Mandy Malick, she's great.
Yeah, she's great.
Oh, man. All right. Well, Biocow, you and I have a job.
You had a question, though, didn't you?
Yeah.
Oh, I just had a question to see, you know, how Showbots treat you had.
Oh, we love it.
If you need anything else out of it.
Freaking love it, dude.
Showbots the best. Yeah, it's the best.
I can't, honestly, I can't think of much.
Like, right now it does everything, and it's this perfect little tool.
Did you make it so that it adds periods to the end of each submission automatically if there isn't
already punctuation?
Honestly, that's on my list of things to do,
to make it so that your moderators can actually edit titles.
Oh, that's a great idea.
A lot of power.
Yeah, yeah, no.
Any of those, that is a lot of power.
They could really mess with us.
I don't know, maybe there's a way for us to have like a button that'll end any
and all edits at a certain point and say, all right.
Oh, yeah, no kidding.
Edit time's over.
Now they're all locked in.
I've loved Wendy Malick, by the way, since HBO's dream on.
That's my Wendy Malick.
She's the one that told George to come by her office for a quick checkup and then charged him, and he thought it was three.
Yes. Yes.
Yeah. Everybody's been on Seinfeld at least once.
No, for real, dude, this thing is an amazing tool, and I know we're not the only ones that seriously benefit from it.
I was just talking to Tom yesterday.
After the show was over, after DT&S, we were just talking about how rad it is.
So you're everyone's hero, man.
All done.
Honestly, a lot of what it is now came out of you guys, you know, working with it and wanting, excuse me, multiple titles and things like that.
So I'd say at least a quarter of it, maybe half, is because of TMS, so.
Nice.
Well, that makes me feel good.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm glad that we gave you so much work to do.
I was going to say, who gets the most titles submitted?
Is it?
Oh, go ahead.
I'll do for Brian, too.
Oh, right.
Still waiting, you know.
Sure, sure.
Yes, I love those.
It's like every time I see a new one, it just cracks me up.
Who's getting the most title submissions these days?
It has to be us, right?
Aren't we it?
Yeah.
It's a daily show, and you've got a bigger audience than DTNS, which is the only other daily show.
Yeah, cool.
It's us, man.
Take that, everybody else.
All you losers.
We're talking.
Yeah, that's right.
So, TMSPN.
You use YouTube, that could work with shows.
about it if you wanted it to. Well, we use, oh, interesting. Because right now they all run over to Twitch
and do votes, even though there's nothing going on. Yeah. Oh, interesting. It's a little bit of
hacky, but it could work. Okay. We could talk about it if it wants it to. All right. I was wondering
if YouTube is going to have to start doing some of that stuff anyway with all these big Twitch
streamers moving over there. They don't have any of those tools, those community tools really,
so very curious. All right. Well, BioCow, always a pleasure, as my dad would say. Have a fantastic
week. We'll see you next time.
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Very, very nice. Coverville today, right? What's going on?
Oh, yeah. Coverville is happening today. A dude named Gordon Sumner is turning 70 this weekend.
This Gordon Sumner used to.
wear these uh striped t-shirts as a kid rugby shirts and got the nickname sting and now he has
sex for four hours there you go that's the story of sting great um perfect yeah he's celebrating
his 70th birthday this weekend hell we're going to celebrate with him by playing some covers of
some of his solo work and his work with a band you might have heard of called the police and uh so
covers of and by sting on the show today uh coverville dot com no coverville dot t overville dot t
TV, whatever it is, or Twitch.tv slash coverville.
Very nice.
He's a famous song, you don't want to turn on the red on air light, on air air.
Yes, you don't want to turn on the red on air light.
Something sounds wrong when I say it.
I don't know why.
All right.
Luke Sightwalker, that better not be a spoiler.
I know he's in the show, but if that's a spoiler, I'm cutting you off.
Now that makes no sense to the listeners.
What did you just, what happens?
Oh, sting.
That's true.
I'm doing this, aren't I?
Luke Sightwalker said, well, see, I don't want to say it, because I don't want to, if it isn't a spoiler, or it is a spoiler, I don't want to say it.
Sting is in the show with Steve Martin Martin Short called Only Murders in the Building.
Oh, yeah, I saw a preview thing where he was in that.
So, yeah, so he's in the show.
Okay, there we go.
So Luke Sightwalker said, Sting is the murderer in the building.
Oh, all right.
All right.
Is he one?
We don't know.
He's in the show.
That's all we know.
and I'm not watching that show until all the episodes are out.
All right, fair enough.
I want to thank a couple of patrons who just signed up through patreon.com slash TMS,
like Scott Hammond, Eric Reinhard, Derek Van Dusen, and Clint Johnson.
Just a few.
Oh, Louise, I don't want to forget Louise or Steve T or Terry Lard.
All those people are awesome.
Or Jason Sharp.
You guys are all amazing.
Thank you all for being new patrons.
I heard all those people formed a 60s folk band,
and they only do songs that, that, uh,
mention weed and blue plate specials at diners.
Yeah, and when the leaves are brown or something.
Anyway, that's right, that's right.
I want to thank them all for supporting us there.
You guys are great.
Become like them at patreon.com slash TMS and continue this morning internet concern that we have called TMS and let's keep it going.
The morning internet prefecture.
That's right.
That's perfect.
So we're done.
Go to frogpants.com slash TMS for everything else.
trying to contact us, whatever. It's all there. You'll find it all. We'll be here for TMSP.m. on Friday. Oh, no, we're doing playdate, but same time.
We're doing playdate tomorrow at 2 p.m. and we will be playing Amongus. Amongus. You guys heard of Amongus? So come be a fungus among us.
Right, right. It's a real good game. You know, you run around and you're a little dude. It's wonderful. And I never get to be a saboteur. I'm always a dude who gets blamed for being a saboteur.
Yeah, but except those times where you were. But anyway, yes. We're going to, we're going to, we're
have fun it'll be great that'll be tomorrow 2 p.m mountain time right here at frogpants
dot tv and uh film sack this weekend core tonight the instance tomorrow lots of stuff
so be around for all that uh all right brian let's get out here you got a you gotta do a song
what do you got there yeah uh elizabeth c better known in our chat circles as beffy dino says
hello scotch and bunnet it's that time of year chilly weather yes chili the food not the uh
temperature, which also means it's time for me to be another year older.
On October 2nd, I'll be 32.
Hey, that's Sting's birthday, too.
Things have been licking up lately when I'm not bathing dogs.
I'm also getting paid to plan events and photo shoots for the pups at the dog daycare I work
for.
That sounds like the best job ever.
Just get to play with dogs all day long.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, I would love that.
Unless they're mean or rabbit or stinky.
Yeah, you just put those in the corner.
The chihuahuas.
You just say like a separate chihuahua room is where those go.
I just don't want to express any anal glands, you know.
Oh, yeah, no.
Hopefully you don't have to do that at a doggie daycare.
I look forward to every day now.
Dogs are truly better than people, L.O.L.
Anyway, I finally pushed myself to be more social and get out of my comfort zone.
So I'll be going to my first concert in over 10 years.
The band Trampled by Turtles always makes me smile, and I'm excited to see them live.
If the covermeister could pick anything from the band for me, I would be truly honored.
Love to you both.
You got me through some tough times the past few years, and I can't thank you enough.
Elizabeth signed.
Bephy Dino.
P.S., could Scott play me the golden trio of birthday wishes, old lady,
cringe guy, and Mr. Miyagi?
Oh, my gosh.
Yes.
So I don't have these in a row, so I have to do that real quick here.
Hold on.
Birthday.
Okay, so here's this one.
Happy birthday to you.
All right.
And then, wait, what was a cringy guy?
Uh, cringe guy is, happy birthday to you.
Oh, I don't remember.
All right.
Nope.
We like to candle.
I can't believe this.
No.
Lentry birthday.
No.
Good evening.
I'm Ken Bastida.
Happy birthday to you.
There he is.
And then Miyagi.
My impersonation.
Go ahead.
My impersonation is a to do you.
He does a little thing at the top.
He's horrible.
All right.
How about this one?
Happy birthday to you.
There, there's the triumvirate, the Trinity.
All right.
Let's give the Hill sisters
A little bit of
A little bit of money in absentia
All right
Biffie Dino wanted to hear something
by Trampled by Turtles
I have something by Trampled by Turtles
And this is a great example
Of what this band sounds like
You're in for a great concert
I'm envious
Because I think it'd be an incredible show
This is their cover of the Pixies song
Where Is My Mind
Which again, I've seen
I've heard a cover of this song
Oh yes, it was in Malignant
oh um but that never fully realized i think it was somebody who started trying to cover
where is my mind and then got bored and started doing another song because it's got that
that um the baseline and the who but never really followed through anyway here is where is my
mind by trampled by turtles from their album from the single they released in 2011 oh i forgot
to thank him for something hold on so can you guys see this shirt
She went to this Mexican place, Tex-Mex place.
Oh, Chewis.
Chewis, yeah.
Yeah.
She had a Juan Solo shirt.
These are great.
They have the best pun shirts.
We've got a Chewis here.
We've got a couple Chewis here now in Denver.
And they have a wall of these amazing t-shirts.
Kim picked a great one for you.
And they have fantastic, like, guacamole enchiladas.
Sign me up.
with a green sauce that's just to die for.
That sounds fantastic.
I'm starving now.
Now I've got to eat.
Well done.
All right.
That's it.
Thank you all for being here.
We'll see you tomorrow.
With your feet in the end, your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will clash
There's nothing in it
And you ask yourself
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Where is my mind?
in the water in the waters
I was swimming
I was swimming in the Caribbean
behind behind the ride
Except the little fish
Told me a swish
And I talked to me,
Cork, call
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
out in the water
See it swim
With your feet
With your feet in the end, your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it,
Yeah
Your head will collapse
And there's nothing in it
And you ask yourself
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
In the water, see it's swimming.
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