The Morning Stream - TMS 2185: Simon & Simon & Garfunkel
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Duck penis expert.
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Random jimble jambles.
As, gas, or marijuana?
It's bad when they have sports people.
All up in my elbow pit.
We've got a little turlet room.
In my leavings.
The highest hanging fruit.
Bring me the nose of Artie Lang.
Twitch onto the breach with Tom.
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Good morning, everyone. It's the morning stream. TMS for short. It's Wednesday, October 6,
21. I'm Scott. That's Brian. Hi, Brian.
Hello, Scott. Happy middle
of the week to you. Thanks, man. Hey, did you notice? We were talking about
Chia pets in the pre-show. And by the way, if you're a patron, you get all that every day.
A chia pet gathers no moss, we found out.
We did find that out. A whole bunch of other great discussion happens. So sign up and
become a patron today because you get all that stuff extra. But one thing as we were moving
through this is that I realized that nobody, well, as far as I know, because I don't really
have a bunch of friends that are you know big time marijuana friends or anything yeah but i don't
hear anybody call it grass anymore oh yeah no is that true is that not going to i think that's a i think
you have to have a a denim jacket with frills um some slightly tinted reading glasses and a and a bandana
that you use as a headband to call it grass okay so you're only allowed there's a certain certain kind
of person dressed a certain kind of way can refer to it as grass okay exactly
That's fine.
Hey, changing out the album.
I know we're all tight on our faces anymore so people can't see the album.
Changing out the album to London Calling by the Clash.
Oh, very nice.
Yeah, that'll change when I get my new lens.
Yeah.
Right now you look a thousand miles away if I put you at normal.
And I look like I'm right up in your face.
So it's the way it works.
Actually, you know what I could do?
This version of you, I could make normal.
Why don't I do that?
Here, let's do a technical thing right now on the show.
Okay.
Oh, that's good, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
People like a moment of, you know.
Here's what's cool about this version of the Clash Linden Calling that I have on vinyl.
It also does not list train in vain, which was...
I don't know what that is.
That's a song by The Clash that is a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a very good song.
Some of the best songs, actually.
I haven't done Trump in a while, so I had to throw that in there.
Sure, why not?
But it's the one, did you stand by me?
No, not at all.
Oh.
Did you stand by me?
Yeah, I know that song.
Yeah, anyway.
It's the closing song on the album, and it was added at the last second after all of the
albums were printed, right?
All of the sleeves were printed.
So, because they weren't intending to actually include it on the album.
It was added last minute.
minute, and became one of their biggest singles and arguably one of their best songs.
Wow.
Yeah, no, I mean, it's one I, as soon as you started singing it, I went, oh, yeah, I love that
song.
Yeah.
Into it.
It's really good.
It must explain why this must be.
I don't even think the words train in vain are never spoken in the songs, as a matter of fact.
So it's not train in vain.
Yeah, the song is called train in vain.
Train in vain or train and vein?
Train in vain.
And not like vein, like a blood vessel, but in vain, like...
You're so vain.
Yeah, exactly.
Or, you know, oh, don't...
Boy, you just did that in vain kind of thing.
Is that so...
Okay, another trivia, here's a trivia moment in music history.
Sure, ask away.
You're So Vane by Carly Simon.
Yes, yes.
Is about who again?
It's supposed to be about somebody.
It's actually, now, you know, it's been revealed, and who was it?
It was...
What's his name?
I saw who paid money to find out.
Oh, really?
I can't remember who was the paid.
There was somebody paid money.
Like, Carly Simon auctioned off the rights to learn who that song was about.
And it was like about an amalgamation of Keith Rich, or I'm sorry, Mick Jagger, Warren Beatty.
But wasn't the rumor for a long time?
It was Paul Simon and that was it?
No, the rumor was that it was Warren Beatty for the longest time.
Oh, I thought it was Paul Simon for some reason.
Yeah, James Taylor a little bit in there.
Yeah, P. Crum, like, it's about a bunch of different people.
So whoever paid money to find that out, probably very disappointed.
Wasn't it, Dick Ebersoll?
Like the TV guy, Dick Ebersoll? That guy?
Like the Saturday Night Live, dude.
Yeah. TV producer, did SNL for a year.
I get, I may be remembering.
Ask your doctor if Dick Ebersall was right for you.
Yeah, 500,000.
$5,000, uh, Dick Ebersol paid $500,000, or $50,000 in an auction to have Simon tell him
the source of, um, um, your so vain. Wow. And she did it? Yeah, 2000s free. And who got that
money? She did. She actually, she was, uh, for a, uh, a charity auction. Oh, okay. So,
wow. Yeah. All right. And then, and then she said, it's an amalgamation of a bunch of different
people. And he's like, well, crap. Can I have my money back, please?
That sucked.
Yeah.
And then he'd say,
hold on a second.
What's an amalgamation?
What does that mean?
Yeah.
She had to explain it.
Right.
Exactly.
Because he did the bad season of S&L.
So he doesn't,
what is he?
He was responsible for the lean years of S&L.
Yeah.
Rough times.
Rough times.
What did he know, though?
Yeah.
Isn't this weekend?
Last week was Owen Wilson.
Wow.
On SNL.
I was really bummed that,
um,
um melissa via seigneur did not do her awesome
owen wilson impersonation while he was on the show i don't know why
yeah why wouldn't they do that that seems dumb uh seems like a perfect opportunity but i think
this weekend isn't this weekend it's kim cardashian oh lord really west or whatever she i guess
she's probably dropped the west it's not going to be very good well it's going to be worse than
when they have a sports person on s enough is it bad when they have sports people on i can't think
It's bad when they have sports people.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm trying to think.
I don't think I've seen a good sports person one.
There's got to be somebody, right?
Somebody was...
I mean, there have been isolated skits that were funny with sports people.
There's one with, I think it was Peyton Manning playing football with a bunch of kids,
and he's like nailing them with the football, like knocking them down, these little kids.
Yeah, I-Corps is really remembering the same one.
Yeah, the Kachat seems fond of the football.
Manning's episode. Did both brothers come on there? Peyton and
I think Eli was like, you know, in a couple skits or in a, in a skit with
Peyton. Payton was the host. Yeah. That's how that goes. Eli, I was getting
the second billing. Yeah. Sucks. That guy was a great quarterback for the Colts. Colts were
great for a while there. Well, all right. That's a fun time to do.
It was a nice little rabbit hole. Yeah, it was all right. You know, as rabbit holes go, it was
furnished. They just redid the floors. It's all good. Did you think, did you think Carly Simon
wrote it about Paul Simon because they're both last name Simon? Possibly. Yeah, it's entirely
possible. I conflated those based on their names, but I... She wrote about Garfunkel. I swear,
I saw it somewhere. Like, there was some thing about them dating. Like, didn't that actually
happened, though? They were together. I don't ever remember Carly Simon and Paul Simon dating.
I remember Paul Simon and Carrie Fisher.
Oh, was Carly Simon married?
Let's find out here on answers.com.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Were they ever together?
That's a good question.
Was Carly Simon married to Paul Simon?
The answer is no.
All right.
Okay.
Great.
Great.
It's purely named.
That's all I did there.
It's just Simon and Simon.
Yeah.
All right.
For those wondering how my doctor's appointment yesterday went, it was fine.
Good news on a couple of fronts.
Bad news on a whole new fun front.
The good news fronts are good.
The progress is being made, and...
Tea is still high.
Tea is normal.
Normal.
We got the sugar levels are way down, so they're heading toward awesome town.
And that's going great, so we're going to keep that up.
The downside is, and there's a debate as to the source of this, it's probably hereditary because my dad had it and never did anything about it, which is probably why I died early.
But high blood pressure, man.
walked in there and they tested it and the girl goes oh i'm going to go oh no that's not a good side
yeah what does that mean she goes oh we're a little high on the blood pressure and i'm like oh great
freaking one more thing let's get this done so anyway uh we're working on that now it's fine
put that sleeve on your arm and inflate it yeah it's old school type too she doesn't trust the new
the new stuff she used the old the old way it is funny that that like they still use that
technology that feels like it's uh you know as old as using one of those baffles to to uh make your
fire go up or you know like all these old school rotary phones or that sort of thing yeah but
she i asked her about it i said now how come the guys don't use these like fancy new like
automated things and she goes they're not as accurate as the old way they're just the old way
is 100% accurate everything else can have varying degrees of of error and uh
so she used that.
But it's even, not only the kind that blows up anything.
That requires the one, requires them to put a finger on your, your, your elbow pit.
Yeah, your elbow pit.
With looking at a watch and counting beats as they look at their watch, right?
Well, this one had a built-in clock.
Oh, it did.
Okay.
So it actually did measure the beats.
It did.
Okay.
But she did also still have to do the thing in the ears.
stethoscope on the thing
holding their finger there with the stethoscope on
it. And at one point I said
what did I say? I said something while she was doing it and I think it
freaked her out because it was loud in her
stethoscope.
Made her go,
well, done. I think it was like
do you even pull my sleeve up or something like that and she was
like, yeah.
She had her finger on my elbow.
I don't let a lot of people touch my elbow pit, but
she was free to be in there.
Yeah.
anyway so it's a little high we're gonna we're gonna work on it's fine so I came home like immediately
like that's it I'm going full blown here and I went and jogged like an hour I came back did weights
a bunch of push-ups I'm wow it was a little much maybe I'm kind of a sloppy mess now
so the jog around the lake was basically run for I don't know 30 feet and then be exhausted
Josh didn't walk for 10 and then another, you know, like that kind of thing.
Weez for 10, run for 30 seconds, wheeze for 10.
Yeah, yes.
But the weather's so nice right now.
That's what I do, yeah.
Oh, I'm super sore, Shojo ass in the chat.
I'm very sore now.
And it's just, you know, it's not that I'm.
I'm still sore from Sunday moving those 40 pound, 50 pound bricks for our retaining
wall.
That's a lot, though.
Over did it.
I totally overdid it.
Yeah.
There's stuff that we're, you know, people do that they think they're fully as
capable as they were when they were 20, and we just can't do it anymore.
Not like we used to.
Or, or the way it works now is you can do it, but you pay for it.
Right.
That's more what it is.
It's fine at the moment, but then two hours later, you're like, oh, no, my spleen
is ruptured and my foot won't work or whatever.
It's not good.
Well, anyway, there's that.
There's the update.
So, nothing to worry about, nothing to stress about.
It's all just stuff.
This is actually good.
This is all, just what you're supposed to do.
If my dad had been doing this from, you know, four, you know, four.
on, he wouldn't have died at 63 because he would have gotten the help he needed and gotten
the meds he needed and all this stuff he needed for his genetic tendency toward high blood pressure
and therefore heart issues. And he just didn't know any about it because he didn't go to the doctor
ever. He hated it. You know what? When he went to the dentist, I've never told to this.
My dad, it was a psycho in this one way. And maybe it's generational. Maybe some other dads out there
like this too in that age range. But guys who are now like in their late 70s and 80s,
they don't get Novakane when they go to the dentist.
At least my dad didn't.
And my mom's new husband, John, doesn't either.
He's 90.
Wow.
And it's a generational thing?
I don't know.
That's what I'm wondering.
Because I don't know what else would cause you to do this.
But they'll go in there.
If they've got like a root canal, a horrible, anything.
Yeah.
Totally numb free.
Just go in there, Doc.
Yeah.
Uh-uh.
Yeah.
I know.
Can you think of the worst thing ever?
Because you can't buy it down on a leather.
strap when they're working on your teeth yeah yeah i mean that is some frontier medicine i don't
i don't i don't i don't i don't i don't i don't i don't i don't uh i don't can with it as they say in
the dark tower books uh do you have more nova can you can put in there like uh what's the maximum
you can put in there that won't cause any lasting permanent damage to me and it's one thing
when some people like uh who's this green bay spidey in the chat if it doesn't work on you that's
different like if it's some people some people know they're not put enough in yeah well that's how i
see it like it my first shots never take full hold i need like two and then for the rest of the
day i'm like a numb nightmare but but having none what are you doing yeah like what are you doing
this isn't 1820 you freaking let the horse kick her teeth out like come on man
that's just nuts to me that is nuts but if you've got that kind of pain tolerance
hats off to you i guess i don't have that uh we got to follow up on bad songs speaking of music
Bad songs.
Yeah, yeah.
This is from Lord Scuttlebutt.
Okay.
All hail his name.
He says,
He, Boot, Scoot, and Boogie, that would be Dunaway, he says, there at the end.
That's cool.
Nice.
Good for him to involve Dunaway since he was involved in that conversation.
That's right.
He says, I just listened to yesterday's show, and I got really engaged in your conversation with Dunaway about songs that you might like, but that are terrible songs.
It flamed me up again about a song that I think is one of the biggest musical tragedies of all time.
Sloop John B.
Sloop John B. is the wonderful Beach Boys, or by the Wonderful Beach Boys, is absolutely beautiful to listen to. The melody is an earworm and just great. But then the lyrics start. It's a song about a whiny-ass dude that can't handle a little stress on a summer trip, so he sings his song wanting to go home.
On the summer trip, okay, I'll let you finish.
All right, you'll allow it?
All right.
Well, I'm not going to allow it.
Oh, objection, Your Honor.
Objection.
It chaps my hide to the point that I will one day rewrite the lyrics of the song and forever banish the original for my mind.
Argue.
Anyway, love what you guys do.
Keep that shit up, says Lord of Scuttlebutt.
What do you say, Brian, about that?
All right, so, okay, first off, not originally by the Beach Boys.
Beach Boys weren't even like the second or third band to do it.
It's an old island folk song about a shipwreck, the John B.
The original song was called The John B. Sales.
Okay.
And it's like an old folk song about being on this ship and these horrible living conditions that the crew have to endure.
Of course they want to go home.
They're like, it's not a, they're not at summer camp.
Like, you know, on this boat.
And Johnny Cash did a cover of it, even before the Beach Boys did.
Johnny Cash did his version called I Want to Go Home.
And, yeah, this is much older.
So you can't really blame the Beach Boys for the lyrics you hate.
You got to blame the original folk song writers.
The Weavers actually did a...
The Weavers.
The Weavers, yeah.
So Weavers were this band that took folk songs.
and made popular, you know, pop song versions of them back in the 50s.
And they did that one.
They also did Weem Away by, well, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, which originally was Weemway.
Again, another old folk song that, God, what's your name?
Can't remember.
Janice Joplin.
Yeah, no, older.
Old than that.
Florence Henderson.
Oh, okay.
I'm not going to come up with it.
I do have one of her albums somewhere down here.
Actually, I can flip through it on vinyl, yeah.
Oh, well, that might take the place of the vinyl slot over there at one point.
No, no, definitely not.
London Calling stays.
Anyway, so, like, the Weavers did all this folk song stuff.
They actually translated and then put it into more of a pop song format with a chorus and all that stuff.
And then the Beach Boys did their version.
I think they changed, they did a drug reference.
What was it?
Oh, the, uh, grass.
The worst trip.
Oh.
No, yeah, we'd be great if it was grass and everything tied together.
Yeah.
No, this is the worst trip I've ever been on.
And the original version has a different lyric there, but Brian Wilson made it about having a bad trip.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
I didn't realize the, you know, the Beach Boys, they have such a mixed bunch of imagery.
Because on the one hand, you have that very cheery, sort of beechy, you know, fun, fun, fun.
Yeah, that stuff.
But then you have like pet sounds, which has all sorts of subversive stuff on it.
And one of the greatest albums of all time, pet sounds.
And it's so, it's dark in places.
It's crazy to me that that's the same band sometimes.
It just weirds me out.
Yeah.
I mean, it just shows you like how, A, how a band can evolve.
and B, how
even a band that's known for one kind of music
may have this other thing that's lying underneath them
that needs to get out.
Yeah.
They get their demons.
I love that.
Yeah.
I mean, Beatles did that too, right?
I mean, they're early stuff.
She loves you, and I want to hold your hand.
Super poppy and upbeat, and then they get into the white album.
Oh, yeah.
Then before you know, it's Sergeant Pepper starts rear in his head,
and you're like, holy shit, what are these guys doing?
Exactly.
What the hell?
Oh, where are we?
Yeah, exactly.
Yellow submarine and everything.
All right, what is the sloop?
What's the sloop part?
What does that mean?
Sloop is that a thing?
I didn't know that.
It's a boat.
Yeah, it's a kind of boat.
All right.
So you could say, hey, we're taking the sloop out for the spin or whatever.
You could say that, right?
Yes.
Okay.
Right, you get to take the sloop out for sale.
All right.
I had never heard of the sloop before.
I mean, I heard the song, but I never knew what it meant.
Yeah.
Has nothing to do with the song, Hang on Sloopy, by the way.
that's uh somebody named sloopy maybe they came from a boat i don't know yeah who knows at the end of
the day who really knows who knows i'll tell you what i do know i know that uh we like to give away
prizes on the show i know that that is true yeah we like to do it in this kind of unique fun way
where we play a little game show and uh we have brian dunaway with us and he's on his way i can i can
feel him entering the fray now so let's play this
Hey, look who it is, everybody.
It's your old pal Brian Dunaway, who swings by Mondays and Wednesdays and plays games with us.
Hello, Brian.
Oh, hi, Scott and Brian.
There I am.
Oh, hi.
Hello, Brian.
How are you?
Are you at work today or where are you today?
What do you do?
I am on the toilet.
Oh, yeah.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
What do you do in there?
What do you want for me?
Well, I'm in the bathroom.
There's not enough that go for you to be in the bathroom.
I believe it.
I believe it if there was a little bit of my coffee mug.
I didn't work.
Let me get an empty mug.
You do what you can.
You do what you can with what you have.
If you've got coffee.
Here we go.
This is a better cup.
That smells more like, what does that sound like?
It sounds like you're in a bathroom that is just a small cup in front of your face.
Well, this is my bathroom cup.
So I guess that's about right.
Nice.
That's the best part of waking up.
I want a big airy bathroom.
I have a bat.
We are main bathroom.
in our bedroom is it like a it's like a closet i freaking hate it's like a little contained closet
i want an open air i don't mean like full-on prison toilet would you call it a water closet
would that be kind of what you would call it like you've got a bathroom like a washroom and then
separate from that a small room with a toilet in it yeah it's like the there's the bathroom the
two sinks the the the closet the all that and then shower and all that there's this toilet room
it's just a little room i find it comforting i don't i don't i do no because it's just
just me and my, you know, my, my leavings.
It's just all that. It's in there.
It's more enticing to get out of there, like, do what you need to do and get out of there,
so you don't get the hemorrhoids.
Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. Don't sit there too long. Good point.
No, yeah.
I like playing your Temple Run match game and, and, uh, what was I doing again? Oh, yeah,
pooping. That game's better than it should be. I don't know what it's really good.
I just, the whole, like, interstitial between rounds. Oh, I could do without, like,
oh could you open this sliding bookcase for me it's like no just whatever give me more
give me more stuff to match yeah i i literally can't find that skip button fast enough when the
story starts exactly yes do not care boy i feel bad a bunch of people wasted a lot of time on that
story yeah sorry oh well um all right it's tabooly feud you guys that means one of you need to call
in all right some of you probably already tried we're going to see who this latest caller is
a little bit random poll here hi who's this oh they hung up we lost them oh no
Oh, they didn't want to hear our water closet story.
Sorry, we got another one.
They come fast and loose here.
Hi, who's this?
I had Talia.
Oh, Talia.
Oh, hey, Talia, I made it through today.
What would we do, catch you with a drink in your mouth, or what happened there?
What was that about?
There was coffee in my mouth.
Oh, all right.
Well, good job.
Good job.
Nice.
It's morning, so I get it.
Welcome back.
Always good to have you.
Hey, Brian, Talia's here.
Why don't you explain how she could win things and do stuff?
I will do exactly that.
It's time to play the day.
tadpool a feud.
I've surveyed the tadpool on some nerdy topics.
Scott and Brian are going to have to predict the answers that they gave us, and it's
their job to see how many of those answers they can guess.
Now, Talia, Natalia, your job is more important than ever because you're going to be working
with either Scott or Brian, and if your team wins, you get a prize package.
That includes courtesy of Wesley and Humble Bundle, Distance, and the Spiral Scouts.
Do you guys know anything about either of those games?
No, distance, yes.
Spiral Scouts have not heard of.
I don't know what that is.
I'm sure it's fine.
It's about scouts that like reproductive systems of ducks, apparently.
Fantastic, yeah.
And they're weird weaners.
Oh, right, because their weaners are crooked.
That's the whole point.
That's exactly right, right.
Hey, I got a question about that.
Did the duck females have the spiral internals?
I don't know what is the matter with you?
Right.
Because we, so this weekend, we were, like when we were working out in the front yard, we wanted the dog out there with us.
And I brought out this spiral thing that goes into the ground that you can attach the dog's lead to so that she can be out there and not run off.
And I held it up to Tina.
I said, check it out.
It looks like a duck's penis.
And she says, no, it does.
And that's not what a duck's penis looks like.
It looks like a spiral like this.
What are you some kind of duck penis expert?
Yeah, I apparently am.
and she says really well what do duck vaginas look like
and I said I said a nice bottle of peanut noir
I sure I was Talia who called today
yeah me too I'm sure Talia is glad that she called it today
right because it's like oh so much better yeah so much better than
we're telling us here this all right
send my wife duck dick picks thank you very much
please well now that you've you've Richard Dawson kissed us all let's get into it
What will be doing?
All right.
Put your hands on your buzzers and get ready to buzz in for this one.
Huge response to this one.
Over 450 listeners and only three people passed on answering.
So this might be the smallest number of passes I've ever seen.
Really?
And it's going to totally be things, Brian, and Scott think are funny.
That nobody else does.
But it's not included in on.
Go ahead.
That's a big list.
Aw.
All right.
The other week was like, name impressions that happened on the morning stream.
Oh, I got you're only around for, you know, a third or a fourth.
You will have, you guys will have no problem with this one.
I mean, you'll give me it.
All right, get ready.
Hands on your buzzers.
Here we go.
Name a movie martial artist, real or fictional.
Scott.
Oh, how did you meet me?
Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee, show me, Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee.
Number two.
Number two, one answer will beat it.
Brian, if you can name a movie martial artist, real or fictional, more popular than Bruce Lee, that you'll have control of the board.
How is that even possible?
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
I mean, I would have thought Bruce Lee would be the top.
Yeah.
So I'm going to have to go with, oh, no.
Oh, this is a tadpool thing.
Which way are they going to go?
Yeah.
Where are they going?
They got to go to the karate kid, right?
They got to go Ralph Machio.
Oh, really?
All right.
Real or fictional. Yeah, real or fictional. Here we go.
All right. Show me. Daniel Rousseau.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding.
Daniel Rousseau was number 12. Did not make the top 10.
All right.
Talia, you are going to be joining Scott and controlling Zibord.
Talia, as soon as I said Bruce Lee, I went, oh, I bet Jackie Chan was the number one.
Do you agree with me?
I'm pretty sure Jackie Chan is the one I put.
So, yeah, go with that.
All right.
We're going with Jackie Chan, Brian.
Jackie Chan.
Show me Jackie Chan.
Number one.
Yeah, number one answer.
Why did I get that?
Now, is that the Jackie Chan of the cartoon or the movie series?
I think you count it all, man.
Well, movies, because this is a real or fictional martial artist from the movies.
Movies, I got you.
Gotcha.
And now you see why I guessed.
Yes.
Daniel Rousseau.
I forgot about that freaking cartoon.
That was a weird thing.
That was a weird thing.
All right.
Well, you got the first.
answers are locked down. Plenty of answers still left on the board. What do you guys got?
All right. Talley, anything? Jump out for you?
I've got other ideas, but this is the low-hanging fruit, so let's take it away from Brian
with Shang Chi. Oh, Shang-chi, yeah. Let's get that out there. Yeah, what's a Simun-Lu-Lubagu or
whatever's name is? I can't say his last name.
You're probably better off saying Shang-chi.
All right. Fair enough.
Sure, super popular on people's minds right now because of the movie.
Show me Shang-chi.
Oh.
Oh, that's on the board.
Damn.
Maximum points.
Yeah.
That sucks.
Highest singing fruit.
Yeah, that fruit was high fruit.
Um, or low fruit, but high at the same time.
All right.
Oh, my gosh.
Why am I blinking on any other?
Jet Lee.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, of course.
Jet Lee.
All right.
Jetley's great.
Show me Jetley.
Jetly
You paused
Number four answer on the board
Why did that one take so long
It was so paused
It's called
Drama
Yeah exactly
This is a suspense
I thought I was screwed
Okay
All right
Talley so far
You're the one win in here
So do you got any other
Big ones
She's earning those prizes for sure
Yeah
What about
Chuck Norris
Oh yeah he counts
That was my safety
the answer. Yeah. This isn't like
Asian names necessarily. You didn't
say that. So yeah, he's
a martial artist. He does the stuff. He's
the Walker and the Texas Ranger. So let's do that.
All right. All right. Chuck Norris
isn't in the feud.
He is the feud. I don't know. Show me Chuck
Norris. Somewhere there's a
somewhere there's a Chuck Norris joke in there. Number three.
Number three. Okay.
All right. Now, I wonder
I'm trying to think we've got
to get some ladies in here. There's got to be
somebody who we can go. Oh, that's a good point.
Who's martial artsy?
I know who it is. Do you know who it is? I know the number one lady martial artist.
What's her name from the tiger crouching, tiger hidden dragon thing?
Michelle Yo? Yeah, Michelle Yo. That's what I'm thinking of. She's great. You know what?
We're doing that. It feels a little risky because I don't know if the Tadpool remembered too many of the ladies. I hope they did.
But let's just say Michelle Yo.
Let's go that one.
Sure.
All right.
Show me Michelle Yo.
Damn it.
Number 13 on the list.
The Tadpool did remember her, but she didn't cross the top ten.
Appears in two Marvel movies, Michelle Yeo.
She's in Shang Chi, but she's also a ravager at Yandu's funeral.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Gardens of the Galaxy, too.
She was.
What is she?
She's a Starfleet captain.
She's in all the cool things ever made.
she's great she is yeah i love her uh all right brian i guess it's back to you there pal
john claude of van dam oh shit what we think jcd from the brussels yeah all right
all right show me uh i can put each of my legs on uh the top of a kitchen uh countertop
you want to get a look at my crotch here you go exactly show me jcvd oh he's in there
Jean-Claude Van Dam
Number five on the list
Fifth on the list
All right
Then I'm going to go with
I'm going to keep going down this route
And go with Stephen Seagall
Seagall
Oh sure
Vladimir Pute
Show me
Show me Stephen Seagall
Oh
Are you kidding?
That's a heavy crime
You know you didn't put on there
Because everybody hates him now
But you know he was totally
Number 14 on the list.
Was he, though?
Here's the problem, Donneway.
He thought he was influential.
I'm not sure it was ever true.
Dude, I mean, you couldn't watch.
It was a decade where you couldn't watch a freaking martial arts film in the mainstream that wasn't Segal.
It was only about four movies, if we're honest.
Sure.
You know what I mean?
20.
No.
Really?
It's really like four movies.
It's like Under Siege.
Underseech 2.
See, I can keep naming them.
Underseech 3.
There was no three.
Was there a three?
Please tell me there was no three.
I think that there had to be.
I'm sure there was a three, yeah.
But it was a Van Dam?
He's making it right now.
On the ground or hard to kill or hard target, one of those.
I can't remember.
I'm looking real quick here.
No three.
No three.
No, really?
No, under siege three?
No three, according to the internet.
That's a Travis.
He tries to research.
Straight to video surprises me.
Sure.
All right.
So he got that wrong.
let's uh all right four answers left on the board six seven eight nine uh what you guys got who you like
uh i this kind of popped in my head to so neo oh neo yeah that could be
experienced that recently that's a good yeah yeah that's probably uh i mean he downloaded martial
arts didn't he i mean he did but he trained in it and the actor did
he did some of that floppy disc i i think it's stick that
RCA cable into the back of my head.
Give me some karate.
I think there are enough people in the tadpool that might say it.
So I think this is a smart answer.
All right.
Let's see what we got.
Show me.
Neo.
Oh, wow.
Followed the white rabbit right to number seven.
Nice. Awesome.
You're a good answer.
That's good, though, because that tells me.
There's no way.
17. Yeah, you actually still, you actually still, they need to miss and you need to run
the board.
Really?
Not a problem.
We need to happen.
Lime them up.
It can happen, you know.
It could happen.
You can come back from a 20-point deficit in the fourth quarter.
You can do it.
All right.
I don't know.
I mean, it has to be, we've established no animation, right?
That's out.
Do you say that?
I don't think they said this movie.
Name a real or fictional martial artist from the movies.
No, because Brian said the cartoon.
It can't be TV series.
I said, yeah, I said Jack and Chi TV.
Got it.
Okay.
Well, in that case, why don't we, the, the,
the kung fu panda.
Why not that?
Oh, the kung fu panda.
That's interesting.
The kung fu panda.
Yeah, the kung fu panda.
Let's try that.
He has the kung fu.
He has the kung fu's got.
Yeah.
All right.
Is that your answer?
Yeah, that's my answer.
All right.
Show me Po.
The Kung Fu Panda.
Oh.
Number eight.
That you called Po.
I'm like, I have totally forgotten he had a name.
So I knew it was over.
No, remember because James Hahn, or where his name is kept saying,
we are noodle folk, Poe.
He talked to Poe.
All right. Well, that surprised me.
Yeah, tadpoolers put either Poe or Kung Fu Pandai.
I've put them all, combined them all into one.
All right.
12 of you said that in the tadpool.
Two answers left, and...
More than six of all.
Congratulations, you have officially won, but there's still a couple answers left.
And lots of strikes.
You guys can...
Let's see how this thing plays out.
Yeah.
Talia, any other...
If we want to stay fictional, we can go Iron Fist, maybe.
Oh, Iron Fist could be interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah, Iron Fist.
Sure.
Iron Fist.
The Iron Fist.
Uh, show me Iron Fist.
Ah.
Yeah, what, what movies is Iron Fist from?
Oh, shit.
Right, movies.
Damn it.
Oh.
That still didn't stop.
That was a, oh.
It still didn't stop one person in the chat room or the tadpole from saying Iron Fist,
which ended up tied for 40th place.
Oh, my gosh.
With a bunch of other single answer people.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, we never
to get around to the lady
And I was
I don't know if the cat
Believe it
Cynthia Rothrock
Who the hell's that?
Is that from the Flintstones?
No retreat
No
She was in like
A million
Martial arts films
Back in the day
I have no idea who that is
Better than Michelle
Yo, let me come on
Yeah
She's got like two martial arts films
No, we're talking Cynthia
She's got like a hundred
All right, show me
Cynthia Rothrock
Twist, twist.
She did make the list number 33,
basically tied for 29th place.
I don't know who that is,
and I feel dumb for not knowing,
because it seems like that's...
You probably recognize her.
Did you ever see No Surrender 2?
Yeah, I think it was.
Long time ago.
She's the first one.
No retreat, no surrender.
She's in there.
Was she in the first one?
I remember it because there was
the whole martial arts section at Blockbuster
where I worked at was just full of her.
It's like, who's this lady?
she's still around
Teenage Meo Ninja Turtles
Was she
Oh you know what?
She's in
Oh shit
What was it?
There's some
Sorry, just gulped my coffee
There's a video game connection with her
Where she's like
Some kind of like under the law
Or something as well
It's like what was it
That's Cynthia O'Neill
Or Cynthia Rethrock
Oh crap was it
Her name was one of those
last name is not Rothrock is it that was her real name is probably like Rothrick I'm sure but
well me Rothrock is what somebody entered in the tadpole so no I mean like her real name was she in one of
the um she's changed the street fighter movies no she does look familiar seem almost everything I
remember from is cover box art for like just crap karate movies with her her name top build
yeah well good for her I suppose all right all right who's who's who's
Who's up?
You are.
We are, Scott.
Talia.
Talia, thoughts, feelings.
Two answers left on the board.
Have we missed anything in Star Wars?
For some reason, Star Wars jumps out.
Scott, leave Disney alone.
Nice.
For Batman.
Oh.
Batman.
That's a good one.
I mean, he is a, yeah, he's a trained martial arts.
He learned it from Razagoo.
Yeah, he's maybe the best.
Sure.
All right.
show me Batman
Word strike
Batman
what's he was
on the list somewhere
yeah
tied with one
one person said Batman
are there any can I ask
oh no it has to be movies
so never mind
yeah
all right
I'm going back to my core
sure
I'm going to find my
you know
I'm going to find my center
I'm going to go with
Hawk
Mr. Miyagi.
Mr. Miyagi.
Oh, duh.
Happy birthday.
Do you?
All right.
Show me Mr.
Miyagi.
Number six.
Yeah.
Nicely done.
One answer left on the board.
Come on,
Donaway.
Oh, okay.
So who else we got here?
All right.
Oh, my.
my god i'm uh oh um um no who else would be down there i'm i've already said that one and i've already
said that one and then scott said that one um yeah yeah and then oh my god and what's that guy's name
and then you said oh god i'm blank and hold a second i've got this i've got this uh oh my god
Tom Cruise, I'm out of numbers.
Tom Cruise, I'm out of numbers.
Wait, wait, wait, I just, I'm blanking all of a sudden.
What the crap?
I got, I got an idea, the Ninja Turtles.
Let's get this out of the way.
Tom Cruise?
All right.
Ninja turtles.
Ninja turtles.
Any of the Ninja Turtles?
Any of the Ninja Turtles?
Yeah.
I will tell you that only Raphael.
Literally.
Yeah, number 23 on the list.
None of the other digit turtles were mentioned, kind of funny.
All right, show me that last number right there,
and there's going to be some controversy about this one.
Show me number nine.
Oh.
Hipman.
Hipman.
Hipman.
Also known as Yipman.
Yipman.
Yeah.
Yeah, he never was in movies, but he's been portrayed in movies.
Yeah.
I don't know who that is.
Very popular topic right now.
He is a teacher, grandmaster of Wing Chun.
Okay.
Bruce Lee was one of his students.
Okay.
He taught Bruce Lee.
Oh.
Okay.
And that made the list.
Wow.
Yeah.
All right.
Over Danielson.
Whatever people.
Over Danielson.
None of it matters.
Go ahead.
What else do they have on?
Let's get to some of the other ones that didn't quite make the list.
Donnie Yen, number 11.
Oh, Donnie in.
Johnny Cage.
That's the same thing, right.
Yip Man.
Is Donnie in?
Well, Dunyan, I think, played Yip Man in one of the movies, right?
Yeah, right.
Oh, okay.
Let's see.
Johnny Cage.
Hong Kong Fui, Wong Fei Hung.
Brandon Lee, Daredevil, drunken master, Jason Statham,
Shownuff, the bride from Kill Bill, the chosen one from Kung Pal and...
Hong Kong Fui is not a...
That's a TV show.
I guess they got put it on there
I thought yeah
tadpool
tadpool
tab pool rules
Tedpool's ability to read
oh my god
uh
wow
show enough
did you say show enough
okay so I'm just watching our
the garbage guy
comes around the corner
has the machine that picks up
the trash can
and flips it up in the thing
doesn't stop
picks up the trash can
while he's moving
keeps moving
dumps into the back of the truck
and then as he's moving
sets it back down
right in the middle of her
that was well done
that's like a moving target
all right so anyway
left off with the bride
from Kill Bill
the chosen one from Kung Pow
Enter the fist
Black Dynamite Blade
Charlie Unstad
Blatty snaps of course
Chris Farley is
Haru and Beverly Hills
That is funny
Dolomite
Ernie Reyes Jr
grew the wanderer
Nah not a martial artist
Also not in movies
I don't even
I think Gru ever got a TV show.
It's, Gruism.
I know, it is.
A cartoon would have been great.
Hit Mun Chan, also never in movies as far as I know.
Jaden Smith, John Wick.
Ah, that's hilarious.
Johnny Lawrence did make the list.
Kung Fu Hustle, Leroy Green, Master Swinter, Morpheus, One Punch Man, Ray Park, Rex Kwondo.
Oh, Ray Park, it would have been our Star Wars guy.
There you go.
Samurai Jack, Squam.
Sean William Scott
Sub-Zero
I'm sorry, hold on
Sean William Scott
Stiffler's
Stifler was a martial artist
Was it run down or something?
Did he do some martialist?
In a movie where he
Yeah
I mean he did the
He did the whole fake out on the rock
Don't want to watch one hand
Or something on the rundown
I remember him
That might be what they're basing that on
Which is hilarious
It might be yeah exactly
Yeah
Oh he was in Bulletproof Monk
Oh Bulletproof Monk
That's right
And he became
a martial artist in that or something that's right yeah all right thanks tv zigan has a
grue figurine and some stickers he got from sergio radagonis oh that's that's awesome i was such a big
grue fan i loved everything about sir have still have a box of grew comics his margins what is this
it's a box of grew his ned magazine margin yeah the margin art is still one of my favorite things
ever love it yeah anyway uh congratulations talia you win her chicken dinner talia you win once again
These codes will come to you fast.
All you have to do is email Brian, covervill at gmail.com.
How do you feel about your massive win?
How's it feel?
I feel that if Batman had time to prepare, he would have won.
I agree.
He's the world's greatest detective, greatest martial artist, and greatest but in comics, bye.
All right.
All right, we did it there, done away.
We made somebody just a little richer in their video game library.
We did it.
Yeah, I feel pretty good about that.
that. And Phil also pretty good
about the boop show we did on Monday. People should
check that out. Podcasts is up and out. It was great.
And also,
this weekend, we're going to be doing a film
Sack and a movie called Hatchet.
Hatt Chet. Hatt Chet.
It's a guy named Chet and his hat.
And his hat. Not even close.
But still. Finally, we're going to watch it.
We're heading down to Mardi Gras. Yeah, that's right. It's part of our
Sacktober, which we do every year. And we love it. It's our favorite
month of the year. We do a bunch of Halloween shit. And it's an
amazing time to be alive. So check that out this weekend. And this sounds like it's right up the
alley of Halloween shit. Yep. Yeah, probably not the greatest film ever, but hey, what are we
doing? We're going to doing that. So check it out this weekend. FilmSack.com for details. Brian,
anything else you want to say before we let you go? Absolutely. I'll be doing my boop show homework
where I play video games, indie games. We're doing that tomorrow night between 6 p.m. and 7 p.m.
as we queue up for the core show
and we come raiding in on you fellas
yeah we like when you we like when you do that
please come in there yes yeah raid us
don't hate raid us don't hate raid us just regular rate us
yeah just regular raids love raid
love raid bye all right he's out
love raid that's what we need is more love raids
love raids oh
I do love a good raid that's a love
raid oh let's see we have no time for news
so instead we're going to
No time for news.
We're going to take a break.
And when we come back, Tom Merritt,
tech time with Tom, that'll be fun.
We're going to probably end up talking about this Twitch breach that happened.
Yeah.
Pretty massive.
Still some details flowing in, but pretty gnarly.
Anyway, we'll talk about whatever he wants to talk about.
And then after that, we'll do some recommendals.
Nicole's out this week's got some commitments with the kids at school.
But Brian and I have recommendals.
And that's all coming up after this song that Brian,
Hathbrot. Correct. We're going to Edinburgh, Scotland, for this one. A woman named Annie Booth.
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Do you want me to be clever?
Do you want me to be cool?
Do you want me to surrender?
my pearls to you
These days I'm changing
hairstyles
Change my body
Change my mood
I thought that I'd
Have emerged by now
But I'm still shifting around
In my cocoon
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
till I mind
Blight
Blight walls
at me
let down by the interval
are you in answer
or more try rot
do you want me to be clever
do you want me to be kind
I don't mind
I'm just a pocket or not
Life, life, I don't lie, I don't lie, I don't lie, not all the time, I'm trying, I'm trying to reconcile the parts I'm.
don't quite understand or at least I would if I could leave my plans
it gets harder the order I get you'd understand
I'm trying to reconcile the parts I don't understand
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What has a hate can give him such a smile?
Morning stream.
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Pot torch.
And take me a couple to get that one.
Hang on.
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This is recording, right?
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With the computer as with any tool, the concept and direction must come from the man.
That man is Tom Merritt.
You know him.
You love him.
And he's here on the great Twitch breach day of 2021.
Tom, welcome to the show.
I was just busy changing my password.
Yeah.
Did it like your password?
Did it tell you that it's just not complex enough?
No, it was fine with my password.
It said very strong.
Oh, really?
Seriously.
Complimented my exercise routine, said I look really healthy.
Am I getting in a fish?
Yeah.
I have two of them that are like a jimble jamble of letters and numbers and symbols.
Oh, I think you need a little more complex.
This 11 letter jimble jamble of letters, uppercase, and lowercase, and numbers and symbols just isn't enough.
Yeah.
Really?
I let my password manager pick mine, so maybe that was the difference.
Yeah, that's why.
Yeah, they like those password managers with their even more random jimble jambles.
They do love that.
They do love that.
Management passwords.
Sure.
My big question about this breach was, my first thing that came to my mind, was less about
passwords and stuff because, you know, people can change those two-factor.
Hopefully he's already on.
If it isn't, go turn it on, that sort of stuff.
But the big worry I had was Steam keys.
I don't know.
it hasn't been reported anywhere that I can find that Steam Keys are part of this breach,
but Steam Keys will allow anybody to basically hijack your channel and do whatever they want with it,
unless you go regenerate one.
Oh, yeah.
Do that.
Yeah, the other thing would be credit card info, if credit card, if, or your social security number.
If credit, social security number was part of this.
There's a lot of ifs.
Yeah, sure.
Thankfully, so far, it does not appear that any of that stuff is in there.
No usernames, no passwords, no addresses, therefore no stream keys.
If they could get into your Twitch account, then they could get your stream key,
which is actually one of the reasons that they ask you to change your user account,
because when you change your username and password, it invalidates all your stream keys.
And you have to put them back.
So so far, part one doesn't appear to be a problem with all of that stuff.
But credit card numbers, social security numbers for payouts or EINs, might be in part two.
we don't know. Is there even a part two? I mean, they named the file part one. It doesn't mean there is a part two. So we don't really know.
Maybe. Maybe. Or maybe it's like, what was the, wait, what was the milk? The question wasn't, could we stream on Twitter?
I don't know, man. Could we still your password? It should we stream?
The thing about stream keys in general is they're not, they're not the preferred thing anyway. I should always do.
direct authentication if you can, but boy, I thought of that and went, there are so many of those
floating around and people probably don't even know that they've, that their stream key is a thing
to worry about or be concerned with. But also, no, it's a good point. It's a, it's a, it's something
people should be aware of. And if they take the advice that I feel like every single outlet that I
read is giving, uh, including us, uh, change your password, then that, that, that changes your
stream key. And any stream key that's out there floating around, uh, is, is useless. So,
Another good reason to go in and just do that, even if we don't know that anything else has been breached, it's just good practice.
And I wasn't kidding.
I literally changed my Twitch password right before we got on here.
Yeah, it's a good thing to do.
I tried to, and it didn't like Brian's at all.
Did not like anything that I came up with.
That's so weird.
I know.
I need to just get one pass and just do it all with that.
Yeah.
Or you can go to a site will generate.
Yeah.
Mayor Watts saying, well, you could just log in and hit reset.
next to your stream key, but you should change your password anyway.
So you don't have to go in and press reset on your stream key.
But sure, if you already reset your password and that reset of your stream key is enough,
you can also do it, manual.
That's good point.
Another interesting thing, I thought this is interesting.
And someone in the chat just mentioned it, they put out the, or they have the entire history
since the beginning of Twitch of all comment history on every channel of everything.
I mean, that's one of those things that sounds.
really in pro oh my gosh they stored all of that comment history it's like yeah but aren't those also
available like comment histories are out there you can go look at them yourself on any channel
unless that channel has deleted them in which case they probably wouldn't be in there so i assume
i mean this does make it easier to access and that's a valid that's a valid concern but it's not like
the fact that they stored the comment history should have been a surprise since you can go look at it
yeah yeah yeah exactly so if you
It's like, man, they stored all of their web pages.
Like, well, yeah, it's because they make them available.
Right.
And comment history, or chat and comment history are public histories anyway.
They're not like a thing that was somehow secret before and now they're exposed.
So all that would do would be like, oh man, back in 2014, I was kind of a jerk.
I wonder what I said back then.
I mean, I understand that worry, I suppose.
Certainly.
And putting it all in one place makes it easier for people to go.
digging through it and try to find stuff.
And like I said, I think that is a valid
concern, but I don't think it's shocking or surprising
that it was there.
Well, it's wrapped up in the shock and surprise of
the fact that an attacker was able to get all this information.
X-O-6 says they're not just out there, but they're
all now associated with emails and names
in real life. That's interesting.
Are they? I don't know, are they? I hadn't read that.
I didn't get the sense that they are.
So if they are, we'll hear about it.
You can say that. But emails and
addresses are not part of this breach.
So I don't know that they are.
yeah definitely
unless you go do some work on your own
and try to associate them but that's not
you know yeah you don't want to do that
but I would so the the rule
here the thing of the rule of thumb here is
go change your password
if you don't already have two factor on
turn it on even if you have to factor on
still change your password
yeah like just you'll be okay
it'll all be fine and there is some
there is some indication not that we should ever rely on this
because whether he's got a part two or three
or whatever or not isn't really the issue
but there's some talk that this
is some hacker with a heart who's actually doing this to put pressure on Twitch to be better about hate raids and all these problems they've been having lately.
Hacker with a heart of gold.
Yeah, and they have no intent to actually release any of this.
When you exfiltrate this much data, you're not just a hacker.
You're an attacker.
Let's be clear.
Yes, this is a hack, but hacks can also be done for good.
This is not.
And if I'm an attacker who's done something like this,
I'm going to try to say I did it for a good reason, too.
All the ransomware people often say they're doing it for a good reason.
It doesn't mean that it is.
Just because you tell me your black hat is white, does it not mean your black hat is white?
Yeah.
Yeah, when someone has come into your house and taken all your credit cards and walked out and said, look, I'm just trying to disrupt Visa.
Okay. Apologies, but, you know, I don't know how I would feel about that.
Actually, I do. I wouldn't like it.
You wouldn't like it. You wouldn't like it. You know exactly. Yeah, I would know how I'd feel.
All right. Well, the other question is, you know, I would know how I'd feel. All right. Well, I'd
is do you think this is certainly we don't have any information on this but do you think this is
going to have any impact on uh does this go up the river at all to amazon is what i'm saying like
do you think the hack that that this that this hack says oh amazon boy amazon who owns twitch
they might be also have a hole somewhere that we can go do a thing you know what i mean probably not
maybe not yeah it's not i mean it's not like amazon deleted their bgp file by accident so uh
I say that because I was about to say Amazon has a very complex system.
I'm sure that the Twitch stuff isn't necessarily tied in to all of Amazon's other systems.
Amazon runs AWS, which walls off the systems.
And as I'm saying all that, and it's all true and it's all reasonable.
I'm like, yeah, but if you delete your VGP, everything goes offline.
So as we saw on Monday with Facebook, I don't think this goes upriver security-wise to Amazon necessarily.
It's not impossible, but we're talking about a different system.
And to get this much data does make me think special access.
Not necessarily insider, but maybe insider assisted or something.
Like to get the entire commit history and source code to something, you really need to have direct access to a server.
I mean, when I say direct, I don't be physical access.
I mean, like, you have to be really inside the system.
And that's hard to do without being noticed unless you are credentialed.
Yeah.
There are some attacks where you can appear to be credentialed.
So it could be one of those.
But it's a pretty, you know, pretty sophisticated maneuver to get all of that.
When you woke up on Monday morning, did you know that it was going to be hack slash security week on TNS?
Did you realize that?
No, no.
Although any week tends to be that.
Yeah, these are big ones.
These are two stories that on the face of it, we wouldn't cover on DTNS.
A site has an outage.
Happens all the time.
Usually they're back up by the time we record the show or the time you listen to us talk about it.
So we don't talk about outages unless they're significant.
And man, that Facebook one, that was significant.
And interesting, technologically interesting to explain.
I did an explainer on DTNS yesterday that's also into a little more.
If you want the scoop of like actually how it happened, Facebook,
finally was fairly transparent about it.
And then, yeah, this Twitch one, again, every day, there's somebody saying,
hey, we got some data out of a company.
That's not newsworthy to me anymore.
This much data at once, the entire source code, commit history, creator payouts,
that's unusual.
So that does make it newsworthy.
Well, expect more discussion on this later today on the Daily Tech News show.
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Your sphere that you'd like to mention?
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That's right. Hurray for Hollywood. And our chance to watch streaming stuff. And then Reck.
commend it here on the show.
We're not going to change any tradition here. Brian's still
going to start. You've got two of them today.
I got two. First one is
not going to be a surprise to anybody because
I've been talking a lot about it
over the past week in preparation
for it being my recommendal.
All right. Well, here it is. Let's play
number one.
I would like to extend
a heartfelt welcome to you all.
Everyone here will participate
in six different games over
six days. Those who win all
six games will receive
a handsome cash prize.
And why should we believe that?
You took all our stuff and put us to sleep
coming here, and then you brought us to this strange warehouse?
Now you're saying you'll pay us if we go and play a few games?
You really expect us to buy that?
We reluctantly took all of those measures
to maintain confidentiality as we brought you here.
We'll return everything once the games are over.
You all...
You all have masks. Why are you wearing those things?
We do not disclose the faces and personal information of our staff to any of the participants.
It's a measure we take to ensure fair games and confidentiality.
Please understand.
Well, I don't believe you one bit.
You got that?
You know, I know what it is.
It's a good game, and the dub is already, you know, everyone thinks it's terrible.
It is terrible.
And don't, the only reason I played the dub version is because, obviously, we need to understand the words on
recommendals here.
but I do not recommend you watch it with the English dubbing.
Some dubs are good.
Some dubs are terrible.
This is one of the terribles.
It reminds me of this.
Wesker.
Jill.
So you're safe.
That's what I was going to say.
I mean, it's on the level of life.
It is that bad.
Yes.
Why should we believe you?
And everybody is this close to the microphone.
Yeah.
Yeah, squid game.
This is, come on, you've all heard about this thing.
It's blowing up Netflix.
And what's cool about it is,
it is you it's like um for me fight club was was this right you go into fight club thinking oh it's just
going to be a movie about people fighting how boring you know or what you know it's going to suck
and then you find out oh no it's the fight club is not about fighting like that's only a small
part of it it's about something so much more and it's like there's so much more extra story to it
right same thing with squid game you go into it thinking it is all right well it's just
going to be this saw meets hunger games meets black mirror kind of thing that that is just these
people dying as they play these games to win money. And then you start getting deeper and deeper
character stories and you start carrying about these 465 different characters that they have in
this thing. Obviously, you don't get back stories on all of them. But you get it on a lot more than
you'd expect. And it's, it becomes engaging. You care about these characters, like, and you want to
see them do well, but you know only one of them can do well. It's like a little bit, a little bit of,
um, I'm sorry, 456, not 465. Yeah. What's the old battle royale Japanese movie? It wasn't called,
I think it's called battle royale. I guess so. Yeah, with all the kids, the teenagers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then later things like hunger games and stuff. So there's there, there's a piece of that in here
going on. There's definitely a piece of that. And, um, but I'd say,
that is
right just didn't like
wasn't there
a battle royale game
a few years ago
I can always
look it's so pervasive
in gaming now
that I can't think of it
separated
it's impossible
so I forget that that's like
having a video game
called MMO
yeah
yes exactly
it just throws me
when I hear it now
but anyway
right
so anyway
it's what
eight episodes
nine episodes
about an hour
long each
And definitely watch it with subtitles.
It's really, really good.
You know, you learn a little bit about Japanese, or I'm sorry, Korean currency.
And, and.
Nice.
Yeah.
I have a little currency from Korea.
My brother gave me.
Well, there you go.
Yeah, I keep around.
I won't save it for eventual squid game.
But tell me the old man does well, the little old guy.
I want him to do good.
Does he do good?
He's on the front.
It's one of those characters that you really get attached to.
Okay.
That's all I'm going to say.
I want him to win everything right there, that guy.
You got to watch it.
The show is like a freak out hit.
It's a juggernaut.
Yeah.
I mean, it's already on the way of eclipsing Bridgeton as the most watched series on Netflix of all time.
Yeah.
So it's a big deal, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, what is, did anybody figure out what the 45 billion one translation?
to in American dollars.
It's like several million dollars, right?
It's like...
Five million won to U.S.
38 million.
Okay, so $38 million is what it translates to.
Yeah.
Well, that's closer to...
So worth it.
Yeah.
Worth it.
That's closer to a one-to-one
than I thought it would be.
I mean, not quite obviously, but still.
But you find out why these people are playing these games,
not just individual characters and what their motivation was for playing these games,
but like as a whole why these 456 people were were chosen for this um and what's and what's behind it
just some great really good acting that's already um already one of the one of the best things
about it is uh it's interesting i've heard some complaints that the translation is also kind of bad um
but it's probably not enough that you and i would notice you know like no certainly wasn't anything
that I noticed
I think I started watching the first
10 minutes of the first one with dubbing
and I said, nope, not even,
I don't even think I made it 10 minutes.
This is one of those weird sleeper hit
like no one expected this.
I don't think Netflix had any idea.
No.
Like they've got good genre fiction going on on Netflix.
They know that that stuff sells,
but I don't think they had any idea
that this particular import was going to be this.
Had they known that?
I think they may be that.
stuff would have taken more time better dubbing better translation better all that i don't know yeah the
uh the only weird acting to to uh subtitles that i found was when you get the vips that stuff didn't feel
like it like it translated well to um to english let me ask you one more question so i've noticed
on the masks on this holder page yeah it looks like sony playstation doesn't it yeah yeah it's
PlayStation buttons. It's like circle, triangle and square.
There's no connection to do with Sony PlayStation at all in this thing.
Because the fact that it's literally triangle square and circle and like I said, no X, but that's just, it's a little close.
It's a weird coincidence or, yeah, but, uh, no, I'm expecting to see a hundred little kids come to the door later this month wearing Squid Game costumes.
Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like a thing to expect. Oh, can kids watch it? Is it a, a,
an okay thing or oh no i would say no there there is there is gore there's blood there's uh um
you know death yeah uh so no kids no kids all right well maybe we won't see them in wearing
the kids will still be watching it maybe the parents will be some some uh tweens who come to the door
begging for candy wearing squid game costumes there you go um the other thing i was going to say
was i forgot now i had a question and it was about a thing and now i don't know all right
right well squid game it's on my list yeah watch it and then watch a parasite right after what i was
going to say someone in the chat room said um korean drama's are really popular in netflix so they
know what they're doing i agree but they're not bridgerton popular okay like not even close to that
so yeah like i mean they're trained to bison popular where they were prior to this and trained
to bison is also fantastic but um that dude's follow-ups coming out soon yeah yeah yeah i like
Korean filmmakers.
They're kicking butt.
If I could just watch Parasite.
All right.
And really would Bridgeton be as popular as it is if it weren't for Reggajon, whatever
his last name is, Reggajon Humavich?
I have no idea what his name.
Didn't he say he's not even going, he's not even doing the next day?
No, he's, no, he was his last season.
Yeah.
So like, what are they going to do without that guy?
Right, right.
Also that show was, that show was so like.
it was just a it's it's a romance novel in TV form for ladies and the ladies flocked to it during the pandemic like I just don't know how I don't know how that thing succeeds at the level it succeeded outside of those perfect storm factors whereas squid game is like a genuine sleeper hit like whoa where did this come from nobody saw this thing coming like it doesn't fit any of the formulas that this stuff usually follows to become a huge hit yeah anyway well I uh yeah I'm I'm uh I'm um I'm um I'm um I'm
I'm in. I'm going to watch it.
All right, Brian, I'm going to play your second one here, and you set up here for this one.
Yes, this is a TV series.
It is a comedy, as you'll hear.
And if you don't figure out what it is by the last two words of this clip, the last two words of this clip will tell you.
Oh, okay.
Well, I'm going to play it.
Here it is.
My name's Jack Griffin.
And I don't want to be here.
I am an award-winning philosophy scholar, who, for reasons,
won't go into finds himself with a free year. So I'm living in my dead mom's apartment here in
Toledo while killing a little bit of time teaching advanced placement biology. But here's the deal.
I do not care about biology. We're not going to do any biology in here. And to be perfectly clear,
this won't be one of those things where over the course of a year, I secretly teach it to you.
This also won't be one of those things where I end up learning more from you than you do for me.
more than all of you combined, so that doesn't make any sense.
I'm going to spend the majority of my time mentally breaking my nemesis
with the ultimate goal of taking his job as the head of Stanford philosophy,
and then I'm going to have sex with as many women as I possibly can
throughout the entire state of California.
But you don't need to concern yourselves with that.
Uh, see, I feel like it might be forgetting something.
Mentally breaking my nemesis, sex with everyone in California.
No, that was it.
Welcome to AP Bio.
Oh, he just literally the name at the end there, like you said.
Literally the name at the end, just like I told you.
Okay.
This got the Patton Oswald in it or something.
It has Patton Oswald.
It stars Glenn Howardton.
That's who you're hearing as the teacher there.
He's from, it's always sunny in Philadelphia.
Oh, Maine dude.
Main dude.
The main dude has the sister, that dude.
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
Uh-huh.
I can't remember.
the kid's character name on
it's always sunny, but
what is it? Dennis.
Dennis.
Right, he plays Dennis.
This is,
okay, so we both love
community. We both love the show community.
Yeah.
This is like community light.
It's not as,
it's not as great as community,
but this is still pretty good.
It's actually still really good.
It's very funny.
There are
very few likable characters
and this thing initially, but they become very endearing and likable.
He's got this collection of students that are some of the, you know, made up to be some of the
biggest doofuses you'll ever ever see.
He himself is a huge a-hole, a huge narcissist, narcissistic a-hole.
And it's hard to like him, but you end up kind of liking him.
Pat Nosswald is the principal.
And Paula Pell plays his assistant.
She's been a character that I've kind of grown to really, really love on this show.
This thing premiered on NBC and, like, on network television, but then became an NBC universal
streamer for ever since, and now it's on Peacock, which is all the same thing.
It canceled at first, right?
Like a full-on cancellation.
And then there was news that, oh, now we're going to move it to the streaming deal.
I don't know if it ever got canceled.
It just immediately got put onto streaming.
And it's done well enough there.
Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.
It got canceled after two seasons.
But then Peacock said, let's do another season.
And then in September, in this last month, the fourth season appeared on the stream as well.
I can't believe they're four into this.
I feel like it just happened.
They're four C, I know, right?
I never even heard about this thing until recently.
Somebody on Twitter mentioned and said, oh, Brian, you might like it if you like community.
And I do really like it.
There's some just dropped it funny moments in here.
Here's the funny thing.
Another funny thing about this.
It's produced by Lorne Michaels.
And it's got to be one of the only Lauren Michaels comedies that doesn't feature a Saturday Night Live cast member as part of the show.
Now, Paula Pell is a writer, was a writer, is a writer for Saturday Night Live.
And you probably know her best whenever there's a host that does a Q&A session with the audience.
she's usually the first person to stand up and ask some goofy question to the host on SNL.
Other than that, she was in that wine country movie with Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph and...
Oh, yeah.
I never saw that, but yeah, my wife loved that movie for some reason.
That was really funny.
And she is hilarious.
She's fantastic and she's really good on this show.
Yeah, AP Bio.
Four seasons of it.
Mike, Mike O'Brien created it.
Another Star-N-L-Live writer, you know, who's left SNL.
Yeah.
Anyway, AP Bio.
Go check it out.
Nice.
Been one on the sort of like, hey, I should eventually watch that.
Yeah.
Well, now I can totally, now I can totally officially give you, yes, you should have it on your radar.
You should watch it.
And you know what? This is an absolute fill in the gaps on whatever other thing you're watching.
Like, oh, I've got a, I've got an hour. Let's watch a couple episodes of AP Bio or three episodes of AP Bio.
Yeah. All right. Well, I'm in. All right. I'm going to do something a little weird today. I have a audio clip to play in a second.
But this is going to sound strange. I didn't finish anything this week. I started a bunch of things.
Okay. But I haven't finished. I got sidetracked. So I ended up watching the first episode of,
midnight mass oh good yeah i've been uh this is this is next on tina's in my list we want to watch
it for halloween month yeah and i'd love i i only only have an episode in i'm already in love with
where we're going here um and it's that flanagan guy makes nothing but good horror stuff i love
this stuff so i'm all in on this so that i started and liked it so recommendation number one
is go ahead and get started in midnight mass even though are there are there ghosts hiding in the
background of this thing uh the first episode not so much but there's a
weird thing with a cat that really threw me and made me think about it all night.
And that's all I saw.
Oh, cool.
Love it.
All right.
Then I ended up seeing, oh, what was the other thing I saw?
Frick.
Oh, I saw the first three episodes of Why the Last Man.
I talked about it yesterday with jury.
Just again, it's ringing my bells.
It's not going to be for everybody.
It's not.
But you're liking it.
You're liking it more than jury.
Oh, yeah.
A lot more than jury.
Like you more than jury likes it as opposed to liking it more than you like jury.
Yeah.
For you, so here's an example.
I really liked the watchman thing HBO did.
He hated it.
He hates this for the same reasons.
He's not saying it out loud, but really he doesn't like it when someone messes with comics and changes things, which is kind of a crack up to me because all movies, all TV, all of them do it with comic stuff, including the MCU.
They change stuff all the time.
So it doesn't really bother me.
And as a result, I'm just enjoying it for what it is.
There's a character on there I really hate, though, and I kind of hope she dies.
Okay, there's that.
Here's the thing I only watched half of, but I'm going to play a clip of because so far I think the first half's fine.
And then I'm going to finish it later, but here's the clip.
But I'll tell you, Dick, it's paradise over there.
On the one hand, you can't believe the beauty.
On the other hand, they don't even have toilets.
I told you, subpoena, that you're going to live the life of a proud American life.
lady and i'm going to have my second set of children with you all right any guesses
all right is that uh the soprano's prequel saints of new york it is the many saints of newark
the many saints of newark it is a the subtitle on that is a a soprano story or something yeah boy
i want to see if i can figure who that voice was because super familiar see if you can guess i'll tell
you here's the hint he yeah his brain was very tasty to somebody once
Oh, it's Leota.
Yeah, Ray Leota.
Very good.
I didn't realize Ray Leota was in this.
He is.
He plays two characters, in fact, which is crazy.
He plays himself and then his brother.
Or not himself.
It could sound like Artie Lange, Jedi 71.
That was the first thing I thought of, but he's like, no, they wouldn't put Artie Lange in this.
No, Ardy Lange's got like a, his nose is too weird.
They can't film him.
Lang, yeah.
Is it Lang or Lange?
I don't know.
No, you had a Rang.
So anyway, this has got a bunch of people in it, you know, John Barron
and his two earlobes.
They got the deal where they got all three.
So that's pretty hard to get.
Vera Farmiga is in it.
She's great.
She plays Livia Soprano, Tony's mom.
John Baranthal plays Johnny Soprano, Tony's dad.
Ray Liotta plays Hollywood Dick Monsanti,
who is like, he would be the grandfather to...
Nicholas?
Nick?
Yeah, Nick Mosson?
Yeah, so...
And Nick narrates this thing.
so that guy's back Michael Imperiali he's back but he's not in it like in it because you know what
happens to him in the Sopranos yeah yeah he's narrating it and he's doing it from this perspective
of um here's Tony at age eight or whatever interesting eventually he'll kill me in ghostly narration
kind of because he acknowledges that he was I mean if you haven't watched the Soprano spoilers here
for a second but he acknowledges that Tony kills him yeah and that one day he'll be his murderer
and he references this multiple times and talks about people in that context of like I'm this I'm the Christopher Malesanti who is killed in the Sopranos and I'm now telling you this story from my dead perspective it's it's interesting it's an interesting way of telling that story Corey Stoll is in this as junior you know junior right junior's great yeah yeah and Corey stole you know from Ant Man he was the bad guy in the first Ant Man movie okay
He's very good in that role.
Michael Gandalfini plays teenage Tony Soprano.
I have just gotten to the part of the movie where that starts happening.
Before this, he's just a kid and it's a different actor.
But Gandalfini's son plays his dad's role as a teenager.
And I hear he's good.
He's very good.
He's really good.
Yeah, from what I've seen so far, he's very good.
It's good.
Here's the problem.
A lot of people are like saying it's not good or that it doesn't live
up to the Sopranos name and I would just say well A it's a this is the main reason it's a movie so
you got your two hour movie the Sopranos is a huge multi-season giant arc that benefits from
that kind of development of its characters and over time and all of this and I think that's really
hard to match that in just two hours but as a like flavorful sort of hey this is what came before
kind of thing I think it's really good so far I'm digging it and watching you know
teenage Sony Suprano walked around in the 70s
just being a badass
is kind of great and seeing that kid's face
and going oh my gosh I can totally see his dad in his face
like it's just it's a trip
um the other guy
does the movie begin halfway through
don't stop believing by journey no it doesn't
it doesn't do that but a lot of good
music there's that's the other thing I was going to tell you
a lot of good music um there's this
actress in there called
Michelle de Rossi
she plays Giuseppe Montesanti
Molta Santi. Anyway, she's basically, I want to say she ends up being, she ended up being Christopher's mom.
Anyway, she's great. And I don't even heard of her before. She's a bunch of foreign movies under her belt. But she's really incredible in this.
So there's some really great acting. You know, it's not, it's not the Sopranos, but you do get to see characters like Polly Walnuts is represented by some guy named Billy Magnuson I've never seen before.
And he plays a really good Polly Walnuts. The Big P guy, he's in.
here but played by some young dude i mean it's just kind of cool to see these guys in this in this way
and so far like i said i haven't finished it because it's i just ran out of time um so far it's
really good i think it's fine right i mean okay so vitology in the chat makes a good point he was
bum because tony isn't the focus totally right absolutely correct don't go into this thinking this is
a tony soprano origin story even though it's sort of in a sideways way is it's more the mollus
Santi's story and they were the ones I mean they were kind of like lords in charge back in the day
and how that all changed like Chris and it's about the many the many saints of Newark yeah not the
one saint of Newark but the many right right exactly so as a thing on its own I think it's good
so far I may get to the end and go oh that ended bad I don't know but so far I'm so far I'm kind
of in cool the the lady or the girl that plays the teenage Janice
Because Janice drives me nuts in the Sopranos.
I just want to smack her.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the Titoro, yes.
Yeah, she's just so annoying to me.
Not, not, I don't mean the actress.
I mean, that character just, you know, that character, yes.
She just drives me nuts.
Her and the mom and, uh, I mean, that's the point of the Sopranos.
You're supposed to feel that way.
You're supposed to kind of hate Uncle Jr. a little bit.
Yes, but this Alexandra intrator, how you say her name, she's very good as teenage Janus.
Anyway, I recommend it, even though I haven't finished it.
It's available on HBO Mac.
and I guess we'll leave and be movie theaters only for a bit.
Oh, really?
Okay.
It's one of those.
Temporarily on HBO Max.
Kind of a Sex and the City kind of deal where they're doing the movie.
Wabit Magic points out, which makes total sense that the name Maltesante means many saints.
Completely makes sense, of course, yeah.
There you go.
And also, oh, actually, that didn't occur to me until you just now said it.
And now it's also taken in.
It's like, oh, that explains also why it focuses on the Maltesantis.
And Lennonade, who is irritated that I'm only recommending half a movie.
whatever dude go go go get a nice get a nice cup of coffee sit down drink it slowly you'll be
fine yeah geez all right uh there's your recommendals for this week and Nicole may or may not
put them up on Twitter I don't know oh good point we probably should text her a list or something
I don't know we could easily do that if we need to yeah um okay before we get out of here a quick
email from Tyler uh he sent this to the morning stream at gmail.com old fan
returns to the show is the subject here. Salutation, Sconson and Bibbitt.
Part-time listener, part-time patron here. I used to listen to Old Man Voice. The TMS on
the regular, on the regular, starting about 10 years ago. Fast forward some years, yada, yada, yada,
a couple of move a couple of times, have a couple of kids, and I just sort of ran out of time
to listen for a period for about six years or so. That's a lot. Wow. So he says,
I just started listening to you guys again a few weeks ago, and man, you guys haven't changed
the bit. That could go away.
way from here for you right you guys really have not involved or grown up at all at all says to me
TMS is that old pair of jeans that you find buried in the back of the dresser drawer that still
fit fit after all these years he says okay maybe they're sweatpants but still my point is I don't
is don't change what you guys are doing this is the quality content I can only assume you guys
have top men working on for your production top men he says love it for show though
Tyler well Tyler that's great oh and he says lure me if he shows up
live so Lermie and Tyler
you seem like a cool guy and we're glad
to have you back man anytime. Yeah, welcome back
Tyler. Yeah, if you've stopped listening and you're not hearing this show
come back and listen to more. It's my PSA out to those people who are not
listening. We're not listening at all and won't hear this, yeah.
We're not listening and won't hear it. I remember saying in the very early days of the show
and I've maintained it since, if you
listen and then you have to miss a bunch, even if it's just
if it's a week of shows, a month of shows, multiple years of shows.
It's okay because the point of the show isn't to be, you know, this canonical story.
There's no continuity.
There's no overarching storyline that you're not going to be able to follow if you miss an episode.
Never feel like you got to like, oh, I've got to go back and listen to 300 of them and it feels so overwhelming.
You don't need to do any of that.
Just show up and you're here again.
You're just here again.
You're just part of it and you're in.
All right?
So that's what you have to do.
Yes, people.
My joke was that if they're not listening, they're not going to hear me say to come back to the show.
because they're not listening.
Come on now.
Yeah, come on now.
Come on.
It's some of that highbrow humor you've come to expect for the last 10 years.
That's right.
And if you listen to yesterday, boy, we have the news stories that you come to a door.
So come on now.
Jeez, yeah, weaners and pulling on things in the back of jeeps and.
Stains.
Oh, it was great.
Steins. Cheap stains.
Cheap stains.
Mm.
All right.
Well, that's the end of that email.
And if you'd like to send your own in, just like Tyler here, you can do it, the morning stream at gmail.
com. If you'd like to support us on Patreon, you can also do that. Oh, my link went away. I have some
names to read. Hold on a second. Yeah, I had this up. I don't know why I went down. Oh, I closed that
whole browser. That's why. All right. Well, anyway, I'm going to pull these up. You do it to yourself.
Yeah, I did it to myself. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, now it's back up. Oh, I have to look at
join date. Okay. Hold on a second. We got the join dates here. We got the, uh, okay. We got the following
new folks. Very happy to see them.
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At the morning brew level, that's amazing.
That's one of our highest levels. Yeah.
Thank you for doing that. That's awesome.
She gets the, like a full-on shoulder massage next time we see her, correct?
Yeah.
From both of us separately in private rooms.
One of us on each shoulder is what she gets is part of that level.
And we're in diapers the whole time.
I don't know if I told you.
I forgot about that part.
Yeah.
It's an unfortunate rule we made a long time.
Well, you know, we did these patron levels.
before we thought anybody would sign up for it was the
the Patreon was new we didn't know what we were doing
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us we got to get out of here but brian has to play a song brian what is it okay yeah this one
goes out to court this is a nice quick and easy one he says this came on my new release list
and it's kind of fun give it a go uh okay court i will and this fits perfectly with today
Listen, if you love the heavy stuff on this show,
then make sure you keep listening to this song
because it might fool you and what's going on here.
This is a cover of Vanessa Carlton's A Thousand Miles.
Make it way down 10 and see me that song.
This is performed by Jonathan Young with 16 in, what is it,
16 in Mono.
It comes from a single that he released this year.
So I get a brand new release right here.
Here is Jonathan Young and his cover up.
of a thousand miles.
Oh
And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
Because you know
I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
Tonight
There's always times like these
Don't think of you
And wonder if you ever think of me
Because everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in your precious memories
Always
Because I need you
and I miss you
and now I wonder
if I could fall
into the sky
do you think time
would pass me by
because you know I more
because of thousands of miles
if I could just see you
tonight
And I, I don't want to let you know, I, I drown in your memory, I, I don't want to let this go. I, I don't know.
Making my way downtown, walking fast.
pass out of homebound
Who
Stere flakily heads
Making my way
Making my way
Through the ground
Because I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time would pass us by?
Because you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass my mind
Because you know I'll walk
If I could just thousand miles
If I could just sing you
If I could just
hold you
Tonight
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