The Morning Stream - TMS 2202: Air Force Dave

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

He who controls the VPN controls the universe. A Corpse is a Corpse of Course of Course: I am Medical Ed. Mi Corazon Es El Breako! Always Be Checkin toilets. Straight A's in Blood Class. I'm Thinking The Choad Area. There's a Snake in My Loo!! Hey it's mini but it gets the job done. Switched at Conception. I don't like my candy with weeeeeeeeed! What If... Joki watched Parasite? It's JKGrammer's Fault! Maze? That's corn, right? Butt Clenching Moments with Bill. Donate Your Body to SEXY SCIENCE with Bobby, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hey, it's many, but he gets the job done. Switched at conception. I don't like my candy with weed. What if Jokey watched Parasite? It's J.K. Grammer's fault. Mays. That's corn, right? But clenching moments with Bill. Donate your body to sexy science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Most officers would have thrown you in the brig. Most nurses would have gone on to someone else instead of keeping their fingers plugged in your artery. the morning. The morning stream, shoving hobos and sucking the cheese since 2011.

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to TMS. It is November 9th. 2021. It's a Tuesday, and I'm Scott, and he's Brian. Hi, Brian. Hi, Scott. Hey, man. It's day two of Tina being out of town for a conference, and I still have not burned down the house. How do you, uh, okay, so you like me the first day or so, it's pretty fun. And then after that, you're like, oh my gosh, get home. I hate it. Uh, no, I mean, pretty much the whole time, it's like, uh, this is fun, but hurry up and get home. That's how I am. There's no shift. It's like always that. That first day, I always think, oh, man. This will be like when I was a young man.

I'm going to have so much fun playing video games. And cooking for myself and eating what I want and all this. And then about three hours into it, I'm like, oh, please come home. Don't be gone. Yeah, that's how it was. Yeah, no, it's, you know, it's, I guess, bittersweet, but it's, there's not as much sweet. You know, it's like, all right, well, you know, for an hour, it's fine to get to watch a horror movie that I don't normally get to. watch when she's home which part of what's going to be my uh yeah what's going to be my one of my

recommendals this week is going to be a horror movie that also that i've been wanting to watch i've had on my list and every time i say you want to watch blank she goes no it looks too skewered hold on a minute this doesn't um i also have a horror movie this week so it's do you it's not a found footage documentary style horror it's not a real documentary but found footage is it by chance no no no no I think I know what you're talking about no okay um we're good nope this is something older that uh I it's possible some some of these things on the list are have been on there for so long I don't know if maybe you or Nicole recommended recommended it but um in any case whatever I don't think we have any hard fast rules say no Nicole already

recommended this you know you're allowed to yeah I mean it makes sense if it's like the very next week, sure, maybe that's an issue. You know, you can't, you can't recommend money heist tomorrow. No, no. But if it's years apart, who cares? That's fine. Exactly. Oh, man, money heist. Money heist just broke my heart with the episodes I watched last

night. Broke my heart. Oh, geez. In Spanish even. A character, yes, it broke my corazon. Oh, why was that? Because I don't know the word for broke. I mean, in high school, this has to be the truth, right? In high school, the word heart in Spanish, when you took Spanish class,

I swear was like the chief word you would learn. For some reason, heart. That's an early one, yeah. It was always there. So the teacher would get up and go, my heart is breaking. My corazón is el breakio, or whatever I should say. Rompé, apparently, things pops and recline. Rompé my corazón.

There you go. And so that's what we learned, and we retain nothing else. from Spanish class. Yeah, it's true. It's true. White boys in the Utah area did not. That's such a good show. It's so, so good. But, man, a rough episode last night. Wow. All right. And you're almost done with that thing, right? I am. I'm halfway through season. I think I'm almost all the way through season four, almost. I think I've got maybe one or maybe two episodes. Then there's season five first half. And then season five, second half, I just found out. It doesn't come out until next month. Oh, oh.

Yeah, I thought the whole thing was out and done and, and completo, but it is, uh, it is not. Complito, yeah. Complito. Yeah. Finito. Finito. Yeah, there we go. The Italian again.

Uh, well, uh, very good. Let's, uh, dive into it today. Uh, real quick here, uh, rest in peace, Dean Stockwell, um, passed away this morning. Oh, I didn't hear about that. Oh, man. Bummer. Yeah. You're, uh, your, your quantum leap.

guy. Gushy, get me out of here. He was nominated for an Oscar for one of the godfathers? No, what was it? Some famous mob movie he got, was it Goodfellas? No.

I forgot he was in the original Dune. Oh, Dean Stockwell was? I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah, he's awesome. And he was in Battlestar Galactica for a bunch of seasons and was very good in that. Right.

Yeah. He's just great. And, yeah, married to the mob. That's us thinking of. Married to the mom. Dude's been around for such a long time. One of his earliest things, like his first year he was acting, he was in Abbott and Costello in Hollywood. I mean, that tells you how long.

Yeah, that's a long time. He's been doing stuff. 85 years old. No, 88? 85. 85. And it's sad because he's great. That guy was awesome.

But apparently it was a very, you know, natural causes sort of drift off in your sleep sort of death. nothing painful or awful, which, you know, it's the best we can all ask for. So, well done. And we didn't even talk to him. Or, sorry, we didn't even talk about him. We didn't mention him. This is right.

Yeah. I mean, a while, long time ago, I've done the, talked about the, Sam and Al and Gushy and. So hold on, is he Al? He's Al. Okay. I always, I always wanted it. Sam Beckett never returned home.

Until we reboot the series in 2023. There you go. 70-year career, says TV's Travis. That's a long-ass time for anybody to be working. We've seen him in at least one, well, we saw the original Dune, so we saw him in that. And then we also saw him in Beverly Hills Cop 2. We did watch Beverly Hills Cop 2, right? We did, I believe.

I believe so. Didn't he also, he was a Army guy in something we saw? Oh, FilmSack's stats is down. Why, why? Oh, interesting. Hold on.com. Let me make sure I put that in, right? Oh, no, it's coming up now.

Okay, we're okay. Everything's fine. Okay. But I still don't think it lets me search by actor. But anyway, we did something where he's like in the, oh, oh, oh, oh, it just, it just ran past me. He's, he's like the secretary of state or something, or maybe he's, he's. Oh, really? Yeah.

What's the movie, though? Where they're all, uh, Glenn Close is, is. now the acting president and he's like in the room and they're always on the speaker phone hoping for good news oh shit it's a bad disaster

no not Dave oh air force one Air Force one I'm not seeing listed oh there he is he is in Air Force one yeah there you go and he was the one that wanted to he wanted to shoot the plane out of the sky and she was like I'm not ready to make that decision and that whole thing yeah Air Force

one. Oh yeah, he was also in the legend of Billy Jean, which I think we saw. Did we? With both Helen and Christian Slater. Let me see if that's the case, because I don't remember Billy Jean. You remember saying that? Maybe we didn't see that. We should see it. We have not done that one. Looks like, we should. Why not? Let's do it. Put it on the list. Before someone moves Catwoman. Put it on. I've moved Billy Jean.

All right. A couple of quick emails at the top of the show, just to, you know, Because why not? We like to check in with you guys, see what's going on. John G. wrote in. He says, this is regarding the pot candy issue, conversation we were having. Like, don't, you know, careful, careful kids or careful parents. Watch out.

It's not razor blades now. It's pot. Yep. He says, hey, guys, just a quick drop in to say that the fear of kids getting pot candy is not really a thing. This is just fear-mongering nonsense like the myth about razor blades and candy that stocked us all in the 80s. No one, literally no one, confuses their,

weed candy with regular candy. First of all, it's way more expensive. You don't keep it in a candy jar. It is not some kind of special holder in your room or in a special holder in your room, not the kitchen or hidden in a sock drawer. You get way fewer pieces per bag, and it looks nothing like the regular Halloween candy that you would recognize. That part I disagree with, because we looked at the, we looked at the candy wrappers for some of the pot candy, and it looked just like. But were they the can't, that was, those are packages. Did we see an actual like, Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, and what we were seeing was, wasn't like, you know, when you buy Halloween candy,

it's fun-sized this and minis that and that sort of thing. So that's true, yeah. So I guess you'd have to, but still, if you had a big old bag and you ripped it open, you wouldn't know until you ripped it open, I guess. Right, right. Then he says, you get way fewer pieces per bag. There's nothing like a regular thing. You'd have to open up the bag that is clearly marked and empty unwrapped gummies into your candy bowl.

This never happens, which I seriously doubt, it was on purpose, says John. Yeah. And the entire time we were talking about that, the chat room was saying, no, this never happens. It's too expensive. And I was reiterating that in the stream saying, sure, yeah, it's too expensive. It's probably not going to happen. There might be the one situation where somebody's so high. They accidentally give out some weed candy. You know, I imagine there's an unsuspecting mom who said, oh, well, here's some candy I can give out for Halloween. but uh this is lovely she doesn't know what's her husband's secret but yes it is it is as we said on the show as i believe it's sensationalist and yeah yeah yeah but shojo shows joe makes a good point once yeah i mean there's always outliers right always going to be an outlier always going to be some extreme example but shojo says this person acts like all people are responsible it's a good point so you're gonna you're gonna run into stuff but this idea that it's like it's a it's an epidemic of huge

societal proportions where everyone's given out pot candy. It's not happening. Neither did that razor blade thing. Neither did the Tylenol thing. Neither did none of these do. But society likes to panic and then overreact and then overfix, overcorrect.

That's what we do. Roman pa says, yeah, I know the difference all the time. So even when you're high, you can tell the difference. Then I say you're probably not getting high enough. You're not eating enough. of your gummies, sir.

Right, exactly, yes. Anyway, people freak out of nothing. If I'm going to do, if I'm going to take recreational marijuana, I certainly want to be, I want to take enough to where I would not be able to recognize the real stuff from a, from a real, like a fake package of Cheetos, from a real package of Cheetos. Part of the reason people do it, though, is they do it because they know people are stupid and they know they'll believe anything because they're not doing, right, why they put these articles in. Yes.

Yeah, that's why this stuff exists. Like this whole big bird, you know, encouraging kids to get vaccinations acting like it's somehow this insane move is just disingenuous. In 1976, he did the exact same thing, big bird telling kids to get vaccinated. Like, it's been a lifelong thing for stuff like Sesame Street. And it annoys me that people, because they just won't take two seconds to go, oh, I wonder if this is new. And then just look a little. Instead they go, right. Exactly.

I'm so outraged, more than yesterday where I was all so outraged. I'll bet at 4 o'clock this afternoon. I'll be even more outraged. Even further outraged. Everyone just calm the F down. Thanks, John G. And here's one from Jeff. Jeff Rodent says on blood types.

Okay, and we got confirmation from this from Dr. Tolbert, told us this as well. Yes. Yes. Says, FYI, you don't need your own blood type, or you don't need to know your own blood type. if you ever need an emergency transfusion, they'll just give you O negative blood. Everybody can take O negative. It is the universal donor. Most transfusions aren't emergencies.

And even if you tell the doctor that you're, or what your blood type is, they're just going to check it anyway. So they're just going to check, you know, they're going to do blood work. Which makes sense, yeah. Yeah.

So what have you told them wrong? Because I would. I don't even know what mine is. I'd probably lay and that you go. That's what he says in the very next sentence, as a matter of fact. Yeah, that's true. So for instance,

if you told him your blood type and you're wrong um but they gave you the blood based on that then you had a and you had a reaction then you would be liable even though you made the mistake or they would be uh that's the american system we have i spent 10 years working in the er as a physician's assistant and we always get a blood type is if it's needed uh if we have an old one in the system if we have an old one in the system yep it's redundant but that's the way it works now thanks for the entertainment jeff uh good good insight and yeah um you know universal team it did confirm for me, by the way, that I am a positive.

My blood is A plus. Oh, you're a, Brian's a very positive influence. That's right. A plus blood. It got all straight A's in blood class. Boom, in blood class. Some kind of vampire school you went to. I love it. Chat says, I should know this because in Mad Max Fury Road,

Mad Max, Max Rockintowski, or the hell you say his last name, was a universal donor and said so on. on his back. They tattooed on its back and that that's why he was the blood bag there. That would be a fun tattoo by the way. Like insert and then your blood type here and just have like a little circle like it's a little gas

gas can gas tank. By the way, that reminds me. Sorry because I put I just put up the podcast has gone zero days without a Dune and or Mad Max reference. Oh there's a new one for Dune or it's a common one. J.K. Graham or put a put an update on there so now we put it up there.

I think he has a third one. haven't put it up yet, but it's got Blade Runner on there also. But, there we go. There goes that one. Yeah, there was that one. But what I was going to say was, I going to say, I forgot what I was going to say. Oh, Dune. So somebody, oh, do I have this handy? It's really

funny. I think I do. You'll like this, Brian. Okay. So somebody's watching Dune on HBO Max. They have subtitles turned on. Some people just watch stuff with, you know, subtitles on even if it's their language. Oh, I saw this on Twitter. Did you see this? It's amazing. If I can find the effing thing Because I want to share this

Is too good Yeah does everyone So everyone who watches it with subtitles Sees that Yes That subtitle at that point Because apparently it was some sort of error You know

Something wrong with the With the captioning system And the you know On HBO side And so here it is chat Put it up here It says The

The headline somebody put on here Is Paul's response At the end of Dune Always gets me emotional And so it's Zendaya and she says, this is only the beginning. And then there's Paul Atrides, and it says, Open Subtitles recommends using NordVPN from 6.69 U.S.D per month, OSDB.link.VPN.

It's really funny. Like, it's even throwing in a VPN recommendation, almost like it's going to play a pop-up ad or something. Yeah, it's too good. It's amazing. And it made me laugh really hard. So there's that. All right. Thanks for emails, guys. We love these.

The morning stream at gmail.com. Always happy to get corrections, knowledgeable people in their fields, you know? For sure. You're sitting around going, oh, I know a thing or two. They got this wrong and I want to tell them all about it.

That's right. When we're happy to, I don't care, man. Look, if we get something effed, I'm so happy to be corrected, I have no problem with it at all. I have no shame, okay? None. Yeah, exactly.

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Oh, not at all. They're just chilling. Puzzle Pint, now responsible for the content of the sponsorship. I always like when you go, because then we get to hear what the cool questions were the next day. Yeah, so tonight, the theme puzzle that we got to figure out where Puzzle Pint was going to be tonight is Lighthouses. So I don't know if it's going to be like a Seven Wonders of the Ancient World or just stuff lighthouse-centric or if that even has anything to do with that. So, I get, is it weird that I get a little teary in the song, Lighthouse by Nickel Creek?

Do you know the song? I don't. I am a lighthouse. Oh, it's, it gets me every time. Every time. It's all about, it's the story told from the perspective of a lighthouse. Whoops, why is that up there? A lighthouse.

And he witnesses the, the, the, this couple that fall in love around the lighthouse. And they work there. And then something terrible happens. And it's a gills, real sad at the end and it makes me it makes me get a little choked. This is a song, not a Hallmark Christmas. No, definitely a song. Definitely a song. She's

an up and coming writer in New York City. He owns a Christmas tree lot down the road. Definitely not that. Oh, and that's starting around here, by the way. Kim is gearing up. Of course it is. Yeah. And it's a big year for it. We got that weird 8-bit Christmas. I might actually watch that

with what's his name? Neil Patrick Harris is in that. You also got one of them with Mr. Kim is in there. That's an actual hallmark one. And then what was the other one that I, oh, and Katie Sackoff. I think I'm going to see all three of those. Isn't that weird? Because I want to see this crossover of my, these are all people in my meal house.

And now they're all going over here. Yeah, now the Venn diagram. Now the convergence begins, sadly. Yeah, what's going to happen? All right. Let's get to the deal here. Oh, I was going to tell you, it won't be my recommend until this week, but I started Long Halloween Part 1 yesterday.

Oh, that's the DC deal. Yeah. Two just came out, like part two just came out, and I got really excited about it. And I'm here to tell you, I was a little nervous because I'm going in thinking, I don't know how I'm going to feel about one of those supernatural brothers being Batman. Robin Boss's Parasite crying in the corner Yeah Parasite always crying in the corner I literally came really

If it hadn't been for those two new movies Next to Jokey or Loki Jokey Jokey What If Jokey You completing that series Is gonna be a Jokey Yeah

Well Scott Will Loki end up a Jokey Tune in to find out And winter Jolger Yeah All the things I haven't seen But anyway That was my point there.

I forgot. Sorry. I don't remember. The long Halloween, part two just came out. You were watching part one. Yeah, it's very good. I just, I can't remember the news. It came really close to clicking on Parasite again, I'm sure.

I did. It was super close. It was right, who was right there by the, my, I kind of, my shortcuts, you know. I mean, technically, because it takes one click, we're all one click away from watching Parasite. Well, technically we're, hold on. Two clicks. One click. Maybe a click, a tap in a search field. Yeah.

How many letters do you think it would take in Hulu to make Parasite the top most item? Do you think just P.A? Let's find out. I'm going to run it. Okay. Here we go. Whoops. This is just running a movie. How many clicks does it take to get to the center of a parasite watching?

All right. So I'm on the page. I've got movies for you and a bunch of stuff and then, you know, all that. And it's not immediately jumping out. So that means I do have to do a search. It's on your list. It was added such a long time again. Yeah, it was so long, you know.

Okay, a quick P-A-R gets me Parasite. Okay. Right under Parks and Recreation. So I got Parasite, click it. And then a third click for play, but that's it. Yeah. Yeah. That's it.

All right. All right. So three clicks and three letter type things. So six clicks total. Chaverin, look how close I am to, I could, I mean, whoops. Let me show you the screen. Like right there, there it is. Look at that button I could push right now.

I can push that now. I am going to push it out. Look, I pushed it. Oh, let's see what happens. Oh, you know what's going to do. Now it's going to move it to the top of your, would you like to finish watching Parasite? It's going to do that, isn't it? Well, that would be there.

Now, yeah, it'll be up. Yeah, yes, exactly. Good. All right. We'll see what happens. Yeah, shut that down. You're going to hate it. Now, now off all this, it's like there's nothing, there's no movie that can live up to all the hype that I've given Parasite.

I mean, it did one best picture. It's got to be. be, you know, gotta be there. It's very good, but, yeah, we'll see. Like, if you put, honestly, this would be hard for me, dude. If you put up for me and said, here are the, here are two movies from that director. Here's Parasite. And right next to it, the option is to click on Snowpiercer. I would have a hard time not clicking Snowpiercer. Oh, really? I don't know why. Even though you've seen Snowpiercer and you've never seen Parasic. Yeah, and I've seen the snowpiercer like, what, four times or something? I don't know what my problem is. Part of it is, part of it is everyone's

telling me to do a thing and I get it's not rebellious but I get like resistant there's absolutely it's human nature everybody does that it's like that with video games everybody's like Scott you need to be over here playing Final Fantasy 14 with us and I'm like yeah do I though do I really it's I actually blame jk grammar for my hatred of breakpoint a game you're never going to play he's never going to play it James because of jk grammar right there it's your fault you dirty tech access native. All right. Moving on. Here's a story. Yeah, let's get to it. Let's get to it. All right. Here's a fun one. A house full of garbage. This is up near... Not the band. No, no, no. This is not Shirley Manson and Butch of

Vigarn sitting in there going, oh man, sure like hanging out in this house. Yeah, this house is great because currently it's full of garbage. No, this is an actual garbage house in near Toronto. It's full of garbage. Board it up on the doors and windows. Somebody put it on the market for four days, even though it was still stacked with all this stuff, needs paint work, all this. It's a piece of garbage. One million dollars. One million dollars.

That's crazy because, uh, what the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's inside. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, it was, uh, listed for 899,000. The asking was 899,000 and it sold for 56,000 over asking. Yeah. And look at this thing. Stacks of newspapers.

This is like a Tinder box is what this is. A little hoarder house. Look at that thing. It is. Yeah. Full of trash, garbage magazines, rats. Yeah, probably a dead animal and a pet under all of this stuff. Yeah.

Yeah, I think it's just the fact that houses are so in demand still right now, which is crazy. I think that's 100% it. Like the weird market that is the current housing market, which is not exclusive to the U.S., it's everywhere right now. to somebody this was a good deal but see like the house up the road from us when when they bought it like four like literally four houses down from me there's this house it's a fine house it's an average house here for the for the kind of neighborhood it's in when they moved in there they paid like 290 or something maybe 300 and that would have been like 2014 15 and they just sold that house for 890 to a California move in. $890,000. Wow.

It's insane. I don't get it. Part of me is like, I should sell. And then the other part of me is like, no, you shouldn't because then you've got to find somewhere else. You've got to buy a new place and you're going to be in the same situation. I'm not doing that. We're fine where we are. In fact, if anything, we're just in a, we got good time.

We have good timing on this sort of stuff. We never take advantage of booms. but we never get screwed by what's the opposite of a boom? Crash. Valley or crash? There you go. We never get hit with those because we tend to buy at a conservative time and sell at a conservative time.

And we never are late, you know, we're always super perfect on payment timing and all that stuff. So we have amazing credit. But we're boring because we're never going to like, we're never going to be that person that went, I struck it rich yesterday. And now my words are over. We're never going to do that because we're too like,

no no no even though everyone's selling right now what you do is you hold on because you need to you know it's a stability and burn exactly yep it's an investment for your kids for your kids marty kids it's your kids all right uh although go buy that house if you're in toronto but i have to admit i mean just think about it though like that would be like 650 grand on top of what we paid it would easily pay for this house and probably the next house with cash you know if you decided that, you know, we really just don't need this much space, we could go get a loft downtown or something like that, then, you know, I know, right? That is my, that's like, that would be the thing that I would do if I had to sell this house to be like, oh, yeah, we'll just go get a loft

downtown. We're right in the middle of everything. I've told you before. I'm all about that. I'm either, I'm that extreme or I'm on the other end. It's like, give me a farm in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, exactly give me a desert trailer and no one ever sees me or give me a loft downtown i want yeah you want the extremes nothing in the middle i don't want like partial desert partial city yeah problem is these lofts downtown are like 750 grand to a million yeah so i don't think that'll be yeah i know what you need to do is when like a a frito lay uh drawing to get a new house yeah you get the new house then you sell the old house and uh you make lots of money Or you sell the new house or whatever.

There you go. The house you win. That's right. Tune in next week when we'll discuss more. Yes, let's all go into that Frito Lay drawing. That's how the Simpsons house in Henderson got. It's still there? Still a thing?

It's still there, but it doesn't look like the Simpsons house anymore. They repainted it because they didn't want all the tourists driving through the neighborhood. I get it, you know. How about internally, though, like the house inside? Did they change all that? Oh, I don't know. I would bet they, I bet they changed inside and out. You got to leave one room, though, right?

Because they don't think, I don't think the new owners really cared as much about the Simpsons, as much as the people who want it, just wanted to unload it. Oh, I see. And to unload it, they needed to make it look more like the rest of the neighborhood or else it would be, you know, tourists and stuff like that. This is like pizza roof lady in New Mexico. It's like that. Right.

She doesn't want to be known. For a while. Like when we went there, she's sitting there in the garage waving at everybody goes by. But now there's like a big old fence because too many people wanted to see Pizza House. Yeah, we'll throw a pizza up there in the middle of the night or whatever they were doing. Exactly. Yeah, it's insane. All right.

Well, moving on to this story. You know, the Dutch, the Dutch, you've heard of the Dutch. You're familiar with the Dutch. Yeah. Not Dutch the movie, you know, with that guy. What's his name? Can't think he was name. Al Bundy.

Yeah, exactly. that guy. Anyway, he's great. Ed. Ed. Not Ed Harris. Ed O'Neill. That's the promise I was. Ed O'Neill. Thank you. Yep. That hurt. That was painful, actually. We got it before the chat, though. That's the important thing.

We did. We beat BioCal. Yeah. Boom. So what was I saying? Oh, yeah, Dutch man. A Dutch man was bitten by a snake on a toilet and now has undergone reconstructive surgery. Mm. Yeah. Where did he get bitten, Scott? I'm guessing the chode area, that's what I'm thinking. A man from the Netherlands who had to have reconstructive surgery on his penis

after suffering a bite from a cobra while sitting on the toilet. A cobra. I know, right. A cobra is like, what are you doing? I was just sitting on the toilet playing my flute and all of a sudden. My toilet is a basket. There was a bit of a flip going on. Exactly.

It says the otherwise healthy 47-year-old was on vacation in South Africa at a nature reserve when the cobra struck from the toilet and clamped onto his genitalia. According to the details published in the urology case reports, the man waited three hours to be transported by helicopter to the nearest trauma center, some 350 kilometers away. After suffering what the medical journal described as the first case of snouted cobra environment. Invenomation. Invenomation, holy. Yeah. They were responsible for the master of the universe. cartoons back in the 80s.

Invenomation, yeah. You always knew it was them because the logo would go do, do, do, do, or whatever. That's right. Like, oh, I'm envenomation. Invenation of the genitals. So the full thing is snouted cobra envenomation of the genitals, unquote. Wooch. During the presumably torturous weight, the victim reported feeling a burning sensation in his genitals.

I'm sure, yeah. Yeah. And it burns when I pee. Yeah. And a pain that ascended through his groan. to his flank upper chest and abdomen. Damn. Oh.

Yeah. I don't think I could deal with this. You know what? Wouldn't happen on a plane, Scott. Nope. Nope. Well, but yeah, you're right. Unless it's the Samuel Jackson plane.

Yeah, remember when the whole internet, that's all they wanted to talk about with a dumb movie back in 2009 or whatever, when that was like the predominant conversation on the internet? Boy, how things have changed. What a quaint time in our history. Yeah. It doesn't even seem that long ago.

It's like 10, 11, 12 years. ago is all, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's been that long? Yeah. It's been that long. Oh, nine.

I think, well, you know, let's test my year knowledge here. Okay. Snakes on a plain year. See if I'm right. Uh, oh, I'm wrong. 2006. You know what? You were closer probably than I would have gotten.

You just have to flip that six upside out in it. Yeah. Yeah. That's how I did it. Always do that. Always flip the, always flip the nine. I have, make it a six. I have vertical.

dyslexia is my problem just kidding i don't have that uh moving on let's uh oh yeah so this guy got bit uh he got transported later uh he looks like he's going to be okay but uh choose i don't know i would just i would just not um how do i put this if you're in a place like a nature reserve or someone that's someone that's just really like big spiders and weird animals and snakes and bugs and all that just check always be checking toilets just check them yeah you know ABC always be checking Yeah, ABC, the simple rule. Just lift up the seat, make sure some spider doesn't come crawling out of there, look in the little hole, make sure there's not a little snake down there.

Because I'm guessing it wasn't in the water. It was like coiled around the seat. Coiled up, yeah, in the bowl, right. They're not, they can't breathe underwater, so he's probably just curled up in the bowl. Yeah, Zoe says cobras aren't native to Holland. They weren't in Holland. He was at a nature reserve in South Africa. So it was like a trip.

And I'm just, you know, even if I go to, like, St. George, I'm on, I'm wary of scorpions. And, you know, you got to just be thinking of this stuff, man. You don't want to have to check every toilet. No, don't check every toilet. Don't do that. Although, I have the spider in my toilet not too long ago. Did I tell you? Oh, by the way, that bathroom's all boarded up now.

I was going to say, you just burn it to the ground and say, we're done. Yeah, now it's a closet. That's fantastic. There is a, let's see if I can find it real quick. My kids put this in here. Here it is. This is amazing. Right, so, hold on, pull that down.

Okay, so in Animal Crossing, you might be familiar with it. It's, uh, there's, there's, uh, in the new DLC, you can, oh, that's weird. It's turned upside down. Anyway, in the new DLC, you can, um, you build and design homes for people on these islands. And, uh, it's a, uh, you know, you meet new people or new, new animals that, that is to say. Um, and there's a character called lionel, but it's like a lionel. but it's like a lion and he's got gray hair he might still be living on my island yeah

yeah you have lionel others may yeah he may be in the game already it's just like a bunch of animal skeletons on my island like in six feet of weeds yeah that's right they're eating each other at this point somebody I wonder who got eaten oh no probably the pig anyway says you never have too many toilets when company's over or you can never have too many toilets when companies over that's his hint for how to design his house is fill it with toilets

yeah just all toilet all the time. Yeah. And then this morning somebody showed a image of what looks like a sexual aid.

Oh, yeah, the wand, the happy wand. Is that real? That isn't. I don't know. I don't know if that's real

or not. Listen, after that Bloodsport Redux trailer yesterday, I don't know what's real

and what's not. I have given up. The internet's made it impossible to tell. We just don't know anymore. Some of these

fan-made trailers are so good. They 100% look real. Oh, here it is. what is the happy wand in Animal Crossing and how do I get one? Oh, this is real.

You just have to build a sharper image on your island. When you guys see that, is that the mushroom wand anyway. It is very phallic. It's like a, you know, it's like a ding-dong delio, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah. Huh.

I've been playing that game. Gosh, dang it. It's up all night. I'm going to islands and doing stupid shit. I'm so, I'm torn. Because I really enjoyed when I played it during the pandemic back in 2020. Oh, wait, pandemic's still going on. Darn it.

Oh, that's the rule then. But I just don't know if I want to get back. I don't know if I want to get back. I understand. I understand. Here's the thing, too, I would say. And you correct me if you think I'm wrong about this. But I think Brian's the kind of gamer that if there are community slash cooperative

slash sort of multiplayer aspects. And in the case of Animal Crossing, visiting each other's island, working with each other on the turnip trade, all that kind of stuff. Those are, that is Brian's jam. Like, you really like that sort of thing. I don't care about the community stuff. Give me a campaign that I can play solo. If your game requires PVP, I'm out. Yeah, well, and that's what I mean.

It can't be like head to head against each other. But the idea that you would leave your airport open all afternoon and let people come in. Oh. I mean, I'll do that. Yeah, I sure. I guess I do that. That aspect of it, sure, just is like, eh, take what you want, help yourself kind of thing. Yeah. So in that regard, I don't know that this new DLC would be your jam because it's mostly working with other animals and you're, you know, it's a single player kind of thing. Yeah, which I, which kind of is my, is my jam. Like, that's, I don't want to be relying on other people to help me complete a task or like visit 11. People's Islands to get, you know, advance to the next chapter or something like that. I don't want to have to do that. I actually, you know, this Marvel Future Revolution thing that I'm playing, if there's any sort of play dimension duel, go into the dark zone, which are all areas where you interact with other players, some PVP, some not.

It's like, no, I don't, I don't ever want this. I don't want it. I feel you. Have you tried out the new Neantic thing, the Pickman Bloom thing? Pickman. I installed it. I did the first day of like, oh, look at that. I got a new thing. I'll plug them into the ground. And I haven't done anything since. Although the notifications keep telling me, you've walked 14.8 miles. Maybe you want to, I don't know, hatch some of these pickmen. It says on there, let's see, grow your pickman, make flowers bloom, and keep track of your most precious memories all through the simple act of walking. Oh, that's a terrible. Yeah, it's like a, it's like Pokemon without the, the catching or the battling or the raids or anything like that.

It's like, eh, yeah. Not really your jam. Well, they canceled their. And journaling. It's journaling with, with critters. They announced this week or last week they canceled the Harry Potter Unite thing. Yeah, it's going to end in December or January from what I hear, which is a bummer. I know a lot of people who moved to that left Pokemon Go and moved to Wizards Unite.

and I'm kind of sad for him because I know they really enjoyed that. There clearly weren't enough people, I guess, I would assume. But what was the other, they also canceled something else? The Antic had something else they canceled. I forgot now. Oh, really? Yeah, it was a similar thing, right? Don't know what else they had.

Heathcliff was the Heathcliff game wasn't them, right? Oh, the Catan game, right. K-T-D-D-A-J right. Oh, which never came out, did it? No, no. They had some limited, like, Ketan-R. yeah limited market stuff but never came here so it was one of those things you could probably sign up in New Zealand or something in play but probably yeah I wanted to see what that was like I was seriously curious yeah really curious about that but Ingra's still going so yeah they kept that alive so but what I think happened probably is Nintendo bellied up and said hey you want to do a deal on this pickman deal we're already doing great with the Pokemon company and all this you want to do this and they said yeah hang on a second let us dump these other two things and do that I think that's what happened yeah Right, probably.

All right. We don't have the server space. Sure, we can make server space. The server space asciato. There you go. Ashiato. Asiato. That's actually my Starbucks order.

Oh, mm. It was a caramel ashiato. Do you get a mecca grande or whatever they call it? What's it called? I get an Ariana Grande. Or some other bunny-haired girl? I don't know. Lately, I just go there for the ground.

Scott, I just go there for the ground. Scott, I just go there for the ground. the grounds. You just go there for the grounds and read it for the articles. I understand I do. That's right. Achio, that's probably what I meant. You know, I haven't read the books or anything like that in such a long time. Harry Potter stuff, so whatever. It's been a long time too for me. And also, I don't know, she's a little weird right now. It feels like they're all, uh, oh yeah, that entire, that entire franchise is just sort of suffering from what dumb thing is she going to say and I don't know. Exactly. Bumming me out. Yeah. Um, California parents sue after getting another couple's embryo. Oh, no. Oh, the funny thing is they were just at an Arby's.

Yeah, I just ordered some potato cakes. Yeah, ma'am, this is an Arby's drive-up, he says, to her. Man, we, this is an embryo? As for the beef and cheddar combo, number three. This isn't that, this is an embryo. Was I supposed to get an embryo? Just take it, please. Move up to the thing.

Well, two California couples gave, this is crazy, actually. This story goes places. Two couples gave birth to each other's baby. after a mix-up at a fertility clinic that spent months raising children. These couples spent months raising these children that weren't theirs before swapping the infants. That's weird. That's a weird thing. This is like the setup to an 80s comedy.

Oh, big time. Switched at birth. Yep, big time. And they got, so these kids were, you know, months old. Does it say exactly how many months? Looks like they were both born in 2019. So these kids are Vann's age. A couple of years, yeah.

Holy cow. Almost three, I would think. Anyway, Daphna Cardinal, Cardinali, said that her and her husband, Alexander, had immediately become suspicious that the girl she gave birth to in late 2019 wasn't theirs because the child had a darker complexion than they did. A little bit of the old... Probably led to a little questioning on Dad's part, too. Yeah, Alexander's like, wait a minute.

You've been... By the way, we'll have to come back to... We'll come back to what I just found out in the chat room after this story, but I'm hearing that potato cakes, the Arby's doesn't have potato cakes anymore. When did this, hold on? I don't know, but let's, let's, do you want to tackle that now? You know what, we're going to call it breaking news. Breaking news, everybody.

Beep-a-beep, beep, beep, beep, hold on. Berry Canada. Barry Canada. Okay, moving on. Oh, we didn't do that for the Toronto story. So sorry, Canada. Let me, let me just one more time. Why is my mouse not working?

Hold on a second. One, two, three, okay, my mouse. just lost its fricking mind. There it is. All right. Canada. Sorry, we love you guys. I just wanted to make them mention. Okay, why? Why no potato cakes? Arby's is discontinuing their potato cakes. And do we have a date? Is this, did this already happen? Man. Thrillist. R.B., oh, as of May 25th, Arbys has discontinued its potato cakes. Some people online have said they're still on the menu at their local shop. You can see them on the fast food chain's online menu, but they aren't going to be around for

long. Let me see if it's on, um, yeah, I don't see them on the current online menu, so no more potato cakes. They don't have the cordon blue either, says, uh, that's been a long time, though. I mean, that's, jeez, that been a while? I don't remember. Yeah, it's been a while. They got pretty good euros. Yeah, the euros are good and I still like their French dip, but, uh, yeah. Oh, did I tell you? They don't sell a bag of salad, so I can't go there anymore. I forgot to tell you this. Well, I didn't forget. I put it on Twitter. and then I forgot to tell it on the show. I should have saved it for the show.

But we went through for Carter. Carter likes Panda Express. She's in the chat. I don't know why she likes it. But we go through there. And the girl's voice comes on. Hi, welcome to Panda Express. Why not try or feel free to try our crispy almond chicken today.

What can I get for you? And Kim goes, actually, I think we'll try the crispy almond chicken. And the girl goes, I'm sorry, we're all out of crispy almond chicken. Now, normally you'd say, well, wait, was that a crispy almond chicken? pre-recording because sometimes they have the pre-recorded. Because then you hear the weird voice, you hear the first voice, and then there's, what would I be, what could I get for you?

Right. And it didn't do it this time. It's the same lady. So either she's the recording voice, which is possible. Probably do it on a per store basis. Or it was her, and she's just reciting what she's been saying all week and then kind of forgot that they're out and then whatever. Or it happened that quickly. Try some of our almond chicken. Oh, the last order just got purchased.

Sorry. It's like buying a Series X or a PlayStation 5 on a website. It's like, well, you're in the cart, but if you didn't click fast enough, we're just going to tell you they're out. Exactly, yes. But it made us laugh. And I wanted to pursue it further, but Kim wouldn't let me. I wanted to keep asking hard questions.

And she was like, no. Shut up. We're just going to give what we're getting. You should have started saying, all right, well, then just give me a whopper and just started naming things that you know they don't have. And let's see how far you can take this. There's a really mean one going around TikTok where this guy pulls, not mean, but he pulls up to a drive-in.

It's a Mexican fast food of some sort. I don't know where. It's not Taco Bell. But the person answers and has a slide accent, Spanish accent. And so he says, oh, do you speak Spanish? And they go, yes. And he goes, okay, well, I'll have

a taco and a something, something burrito. It doesn't say anything in Spanish. Okay. And the girl goes kind of blank, like, why did you, why did you ask if I, what are we doing? I think she thought he was going to like order in Spanish? Right, order in Spanish, right?

Yeah. It was the guy was mean, I thought. It felt mean. That could be wrong. Anyway, so this couple, this is great. So, uh, yeah, the embryo couple. Yeah, the embryo couple. They, they had these suspicions and, uh, she was overwhelmed, she says, with by feelings

of fear, betrayal, anger, and heartbreak during a news conference when her husband announced a lawsuit. I was robbed with the ability to carry my own child. I never had the opportunity to grow, uh, and bond with her during pregnancy. I feel, or to feel her kick. Their complaint is, accuses the Los Angeles-based California Center Reproductive Health of the CCRH and its owner, Dr. Ellen Moore of medical malpractice, breach of contract, negligence, and fraud, and demands a jury trial and seeks unspecified damages. If that was you, this was you, and you found out that you're even a few-month-old kid. Yeah.

Let's say five, six-month-old kid. Yeah, that would be the tricky part, right, because this isn't even switched at birth. This is switched pre-birth, well before birth. Yeah, well, embryo, well, wait. No, wait. Yes. Yes. They switched it in vitro fertilization.

They got a fertilized egg from, from, like, they got her fertilized, or they got her egg, fertilized it, and then accidentally gave the embryo that was growing to another, like, basically swapped them. And the sucky bit. So. And the sucky bit is that you probably formed bonds and. connections with this kid. Yeah, with the new, right, with the child you technically gave birth to. Yeah. So the only way this turns out happy, in my opinion, is if these kids get to hang out

sometime during their life. Oh, yeah, with each other. There you go. That's probably the, oh, boy, would you be like, oh, man, the, the, the Jackson's kid is so much nicer than ours. That could have been, he could have been ours. We shouldn't have, we shouldn't have shook that tree. we should have just kept the one we had.

Exactly. But the idea of those kids hanging out and being friends and the parents like dropping, you know, because they're not mad to each other. They didn't do this to each other. It was the, you know, there's a screw up with the hospital. But, you know, I want, that's what I want for them is to be happy. How long, like, just born, you probably say, oh, yeah, yeah, switch them now kind of thing, right? Like, you know, okay, I didn't get to experience my own child, my own eggs product in my belly.

Yeah. But two years, it's like, no, we're going to keep, we'll just keep the one we've got. It's like, it's like Circuit City getting your computer wrong. That's all right. I'll just keep it. I've been using it for two years. Yeah, I'm used to it now. Well, it was supposed to be a Mac.

That's fine. I'm used to Windows. It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. They sound alike, right? Cidion is saying the most brutal thing I've ever read. I say we drown both the children and start over from scratch, like store credit from the hospital or something. Jeez.

Cidion. Are you really diced tomato using Sidion's avatar chat name? He's insidioness. It really is. I don't order a whopper, but I'll eat it anyway. Yeah, that's exactly. Yeah. So how long would be, what would be the cutoff where you'd say, you know what?

We'll just raise the child we've got. Like, you know, just born, you'd probably say, yeah, switch. Before we get too attached to the opposite child. I feel like a year, maybe. I mean, I don't know, dude. The problem is this. It's like, at the end of the day, your job as a parent is to take this infant, soon to be toddler, soon to be child, soon to be young person, eventually a regular functioning human in society. Your job is to raise them to the best of your ability.

And where the egg or the sperm came from is not irrelevant. but it's not all that relevant. You're really just talking about an opportunity to nurture. There's no actual value in the blood connection that we assign to it. I mean, I think it's impossible for us to separate ourselves from that. I'm not actually saying this is even possible for people to feel this way. But it does seem like, you know, people adopt all the time, but they do that under the auspices of, yes, we're adopting.

We know that we're adopting. We know this child isn't ours as opposed to, oh, the child we thought was ours is not really ours, even though it gestated in my belly for however long. And Claire's right, there are genetics involved, but genetics can, you, genetics doesn't mean that there's a bunch of surprises. Genetics means you, you know, you have a different genetic makeup. Okay, well, you get checked and they say, oh, you know, I don't know. Like at this point, you'd know that you've, that the mistake was made, but you've stuck with the kid. you've got. So if you find out the other family has a history of something, something, well, then you prepare for that and, you know. Right. If it were the royals, it would make a

bigger difference, but yeah. Yeah. But even then, they're not part of the true genetic line. They're all inbred anyway, right? Aren't they all like. That's his story anyway. Yeah. Aren't their eyes a little too close together or something, something like that? Someone's got like a third nipple on their back. The queen's got like a, like a hand on her hip or something. Something weird. Yeah. Do you think she wakes up in the night and yells Philip now? I don't know.

She probably does. I mean, they were all in separate rooms on different wings of the Buckingham Palace. That's true. They were never together. They were together long enough to poop out Big Ear, Joe. To make a Charles. Yeah, to make a Charles. I believe tonight is the night we'll make a Charles and then we're done.

Let's make a Chuck. Philip, you stare on the other side of the castle. That's right. All right. Moving on to taking a break. We're taking a break now. Okay. When we come back, Bill DeRat will be here.

It's time to learn all about the maker world and find out what he's been up to and see maybe if it'll inspire some of you at home on what you might want to make next. After that, we'll have a little science with Bobby. Stick around for all of that after this song selection from the vast library of Brian Nibit Music. We're going to go to Rhode Island for this one.

wouldn't think there'd be a lot of bands on Rhode Island because it's so dang small. You can barely, you have to step into another state to turn around. But there is a pop punk quintet there called Another One Down! With an exclamation point at the end of it. These guys definitely inspired by bands like the Offspring and Bad Religion, Blink 182, Sum 41, Five Seconds of Summer, just other bands with numbers in their names. Anyway, these guys have a brand new release called A Bitter Descent. This is the lead single on it. And it's called Deadweight.

Here's another one down. Watching you fall down to your knees no more pleasant trees from me I'm watching you crawl and hide from your problems when you can't solve them ironic that's your fault and it's hard for me to see anything of value here worth keeping that your empty stair hides nothing underneath since you left I'm feeling free toss your dignity away You refuse to make a change Let's get one thing straight I won't associate with dead way You'll get no pity from me

If you believe That you're laced with tragedy Own up to your mistakes with tragedy Own up to your mistakes Or you will take them to your grip Your gut complex will set you back and bury you in shame So stop biting your tongue Dison the path you walked away

And make you wrong So toss your dignity away You refuse to make a change Let's get one thing straight I won't associate with death way You'll get no pity from me that you believe that you're envious with tragedy

you're a place with tragedy. This is the moment that we sever our tides. I'm blocking you out till you're the lasting on my mind. Image enhancement camp. Spare me are euthamisms. It's fat camp for daddy's chubby little secret. You promised you wouldn't make a seat. Hey, what, we...

As Shakespeare said, shit happens. This is the morning stream. All right, we're back. was that's uh the brand new band another one down their new uh album a bitter descent that's the lead single deadweight nice yeah yeah you know it was brought up to brought to my attention by a listener and friend chris brown that very often on this show and in life i will say the phrase what's funny about that is and then i'll follow that with something that turns out isn't that funny

funny like funny strange not funny ha ha ha or even something that's just not that funny and uh so it's now upon the shoulders of jamie mashup man jamie or not mashup man jamie mashups tMS mashups jammy let's not confuse him with sebastian uh i'm even wearing a shirt today look at that oh hey all right jmas mashups nice uh it's on him now to find a bunch of my you know what's funny about that is blah blah blah blah yeah okay I didn't realize you said that but now now that you said it I can hear it I can hear you saying it yes yeah but not that I don't really remember it that often so you must not do that often uh what what he did is that dinner he pointed out me actually like I said it at dinner the other night over at his place

for dinner and he said by the way you know you you say that a lot I say what a lot he's like you say what's funny about that is and then you follow it this is what's great about friends they tell you the truth exactly right it's like oh you got a bug hanging out of your nostril also you say what's funny about that is yeah all the time yeah those are the things chris brown does for us all right now this your bat caves open there bill look who it is all the way from the pacific northwest in the home of punish props.com and it is bill deran joining us as he does every tuesday now hi bill hello and good morning you know i realized it was it used to be tuesdays before so this is a this is a familiar space for you this is a nice you know this is a

seat with a bill-shaped bum space that you can just sit in. Yeah, but the... Bill-shaped bum space. But there's an empty jury-shaped bum seat right next to me. I know. Mr. Too Busy for Tuesdays. Mr. Too busy for Tuesdays, too busy for Tuesdays with Justin Robert Young, everybody. I know he's got a lot going on, and I respect that.

He's got so much going on. He had to just, you know, excise a couple of the daily things out of his life so you could focus more. I think that'll be good. will all benefit from whatever cool stuff he's working on and it'll all be good. Now that you mentioned that, he was in a dream I had last night, very briefly.

Okay. I went to use my bathroom and the shower curtain next to the toilet popped open and there was jury. What do you say? He was just hiding in there. So he didn't say it and didn't have anything to say. He just sort of...

Hello, friends. Yeah. I forgot about that until just... us now. That's great. And then by the end of the conversation, he sees if he can quit before you do, that sort of thing. Well, good. That sounds like a fun thing that you had that dream, so now we can talk about making things that are dreamworthy. Bill, what is going on in the world of makers this week? I have been getting a lot of practice with my lathe. I have a couple of lanes, but this is my

metal working lathe, a machine lathe. And it's great. It's really unlocked. like a world of potential as far as the things I can make specifically because you can use it to work on metal Now I have the smallest, cheapest lathe that money can buy So if you're looking to get into this world You don't have to like commit and buy a giant South Bend lathe And convert your house to 240 power or anything like that So I got this cheap little lathe

I bought it used And it came with a bunch of tools because you have the lathe, which is basically a spinning chuck that holds your material, and then there's a tool holder where you put like pointy tools in it, and then you very precisely smash those tools into your work until it looks right. Oh, okay. For some reason, I thought you can't have a lathe without the tools, right?

In fact, the tools are the lathe part. Yeah, well, the lathe is really just like a thing that holds a piece of material and spins it in a concentric circle. Okay. Yeah. And then there is a, for a wood lathe, you have a little rest where you hold a chisel, basically, and just manually sort of smush it into the material.

But a machine lathe has a set of screws and the tool holder that you move very precisely. Gotcha. So you're not holding it directly with your hands. You're turning knobs to move this tool in and out. And there are different shaped tools, different profiles you can swap in and out to get very specific outcomes and the goal is you can get yeah and with those you're doing um you know metalworking and and more precision-based stuff okay

all right that makes sense so and there's obviously a ton to learn about lathes uh YouTube is a wash with a ton of great information uh and lathes can be dangerous you can point that out the bigger they are the more dangerous they are so it's worth learning a lot before you dive in especially all the safety stuff. The most obvious thing would be you don't want any loose clothing, any long hair or hoodie draw strings. Every hoodie I have, I have removed the draw strings. Because that's the one-way ticket to getting draw strings stuck in there. And then your head is on a one-way trip into that spinning chuck. Nobody wants that. It's just going to pull you right in like those cabbage match dolls that ate hair. I don't know if I've ever asked you this. What is your closest call to

a real accident with machinery like this. If you ever had one, we were like, oh, man, that was a, that was one hair pull away from death. I have been incredibly careful. I don't think I have anything. There's like some butt clutching moments. I mean, every once in a while, like my handle, like a fingernail get, get nicked by the spinning chuck or whatever. And I'll be like, oh, right, keep my fingers away. Yep, yep, yep.

But I haven't had any close calls. I tend to lean on being way, way, way too safe. I've still never, Nick, oh, still haven't got me stitches yet my entire life. Oh, your whole life. Oh, that's fantastic. Okay. No, no cavities either.

That's not relevant, but I'm very proud. That's it. I'm hanging up now. That's not fair. No cavities and no way of accidents. Dirty bastard. I wish I was you. That's great.

No, you know what? I did have to have part of my tooth glued back on because my brother hit me in the mouth of the golf club. Oh, geez. Yeah, but it was your twin, and it's almost like you did it to yourself. It's true. Shame on you. Yeah, shame on you.

So the lathe, like, if you don't want to go buy a lathe, then you have to make a cylinder smaller. You can just put it in a drill, like a power drill, and then use a rotary tool on the other hand. You can do some very rudimentary lathe work that way, basically just shaping a piece of wood or whatever. Right. That kind of gets the idea across.

But the lathe, in general, it takes cylinders, and it makes them smaller to very precise manner. Yeah, with those designs and whatever. Do you use them for like, trying to think of an example of something you might make. Like a lightsaber handle. Oh, yeah. That is the first example I was going to go for because it's so obvious. It's cylinders of different diameters, right?

That's basically what a lightsaber is. Yeah. And the main thing, the main reason why I'm just in love with this machine is because I can manipulate metal. I use a lot of brass, aluminum, and even steel on this, even this little baby lady that I have can work on steel. Does that make you a metallurgist or just a dude what plays with his lathe? I think machinist would be the word, but I would hesitate to call myself a machinist yet. Yeah, because you've got to lose a ton of, you've got to lose a ton of weight. Yeah, to be a machinist.

Oh, that's right. What a weird movie. Nice dig. That's good. You can, obviously, a metal laid, you can use softer materials, too. Wood, plastic, all that sort of stuff. Sure. Now, I use mine mostly for making prop stuff.

Again, lightsabers, the obvious choice. And I recently made a lightsaber. And, oh, I use that lathe. Yeah, I'll bet. Came in very handy. Yeah. Have you, is there, is there any particular? brand of like should you watch out for certain brands of these things are they all kind of the

same you know so the little the little one that I have um if you look up mini lathe on YouTube you'll find a bunch of videos about it yeah there are a bunch of different brands that make basically the same thing um micro mark sells one uh you can get one at harbor freight um I don't know what brand mine is it there but there's a bunch of them and they all are basically the same thing they're all basically pretty okay they're cheap but they'll get the job done especially for smaller projects yeah and the time you can get them anywhere go to any you know and before you go by when uh look on craigslist look out on facebook marketplace because it's the sort of thing that people get rid of and like i said before they need it for one project they do that project then it's like

oh what am i could do with this damn i'm gonna use this so much and then it sits in the on the shelf for five beers. Sure. I, like I said, I got mine used and it came with a bunch of tooling, which is really handy. Because when you're getting started, you generally don't know what you need. So mine came with a bunch of extra stuff. And then as I use it, as I learn, I learn what other things I need to do the specific tasks that I want to do. So actually, last week, I learned a lot on my lane. I learned that I'm really bad at sharpening the tools and bits. I just, very bad at it. So you can buy,

instead of tools that you have to sharpen, you can buy tools that have, where the pointy part is removable. It's got a little carbide insert that you remove. So I just bought a crap load of those and threw away my sharpener because then... Cheaper just to replace it than to sharpen it.

Yeah. So that's what I'm all about. But that's me. You know, and I had to learn that over... I've had this thing for years now, and I sort of learned that over time. I used it to make my... I made a Hellboy bullet,

the big, Bullets for the Samaritan. I made one out of brass and aluminum. Right. Yeah, remember that. Yeah, and a little project like that is a perfect example of something that you could pretty much only make on a lead. And I am currently making a pair of Ghostbusters Ecto goggles.

So it's got the lenses. I believe for the prop in the movie, they made those out of a microscope parts. But I just made. Oh, that's awesome. So they have to be, the point of those is they're long, right? They're kind of extended out from your face or whatever. Mm-hmm. Those are cool.

So I got some aluminum bar stock and made myself some lenses. It's got knobs all over it, some funky, cool knobs with neat nerling on it there. And I made all of those from scratch out of aluminum. Very satisfying. It's the kind of work that I'm really, really into. It takes a while. You have to be very precise. You got to be safe.

but the end result when it comes out like exactly the way you wanted to so good these look complicated I'm looking at just even toy versions of those goggles and they don't oh yeah yeah it's the kind of project where like a few days into it you're like wow this is this is a lot more than I thought it was going to be yeah yeah honey I'm selling the laid uh get it up on Facebook marketplace well well well done uh this looks uh like loads of fun i want to i want to miss with a lathe my dad used to have one when he passed away i don't know who took it but someone took it and sold it and i would love to have kept it but it was gone that was it uh very nice uh if you guys want to follow

of course all the machinations of what bill does with these tools and what comes out the other end check out punish props dot com hey bill do you have a bonus link for us this week do i ever all right the uh folks over at hacksmith the youtube channel hacksmith they've been making a full-size very real power loader from aliens oh wow full size what oh yeah and they have just finished it there's a whole series i've linked to uh the last video they did it's the most legitimate thing i've ever seen oh my gosh it works like functions yeah it's all it's built off of a a cat um uh what was you call it i don't know a piece of machinery that drives around so it doesn't have legs it rolls around on tank treads yeah okay got the two big clampy looking arm things it's all run on hydraulics and stuff oh my gosh it's just bananas three years and it's finally done that's really great three years of work on that holy crap yeah oh look at him getting all strapped in and the and the clam looks like they've got like soft things in

the clamp so it can pick up like a person in an alien costume and not really crush them. Maybe. I might want to get my body anywhere near that. Soft jaws or not. The thing just crush you in half. Yeah. That's really something. I mean, that scale

of a project, it probably is tempting for you, right? But there's be all you could work on. Like, how do you know to say no? That would you fit my house. Like, I would need to move. Yeah. Yeah, right? Just look at that. Oh, my God. Yeah, but you also have to get this voice down.

Bitch! Yeah, I have to be able to say that. That is, yeah, that's part of it. Well, very nice. Go check that out, you guys. Again, that is Hacksmith Industries on YouTube. And you can watch this get built and watch the dude move around in it, which is freaking me out slightly. All right.

Hey, Bill. That's it. Hey, chin beard on Twitter, you guys. Follow him there and check out his channel and check out his stuff. Bill, we'll see you next week. All right. Bye. See, Bill.

It's pretty rad. That is really cool. Oh, they went to a junkyard. They're like picking up cars or crunching the windows and stuff. Yeah, pretty cool. Bitch! Carter, we need to think Carter's in the chat. She still needs to see aliens.

She's never seen it. Oh, really? She keeps avoiding movie night with me. I'm like, Carter, come on now. Let's go. Let's get it. Let's get it done. We're going to, we need to make that happen.

All right. What now? Oh, I know. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bob, but, boom. Hold on, here we go.

I've realized we have two people on Tuesdays that both have King of the Hill character names. Oh, yeah, I'm kidding. We got Bill. We just need a boomhauer, and everyone's happy. All right, here's your... And then our lives are complete. Here's your fun intro.

Science. Science is right. And damn it, Bobby's here to give it to us. Bobby Frankenberger, welcome back to the show. How you doing, man? I'm doing great. I uh this is fun doing these on on my long run days I was going to ask you did you do another long run today before 14 miles today I know I did 18 miles last week but it's just the nature of things my schedule has me doing 14 but next week I do 20 yeah well geez because you're getting close the the actual date is uh coming up on us isn't it yeah it's December 11th so it's a month away okay that's not very far at all no I think that's that's it's not it's terrible I think it's the day the new Halo comes out.

Do you feel ready? Are you ready? Yeah. Are you ready for Halo? There's still some, there's still some details to work out. Not details like, that makes it sound like logistics, but there's still some tweaking to my run to work out. Like things, I don't, it would be tough for me to complete the marathon if I went today. Sure.

But I'm working on it. I did improve today. I'm just working on my pacing. and fueling. Do you worry about that whole runner's guts thing where your guts are like suddenly going off and you got to poo? I always hear about this with runners.

No, that's not, that's a real serious thing. Yeah, it's a thing, right? Like a legit problem, a lot of them have. That in the bleeding nipples. Yeah, I've taken care of that, though. I don't have to deal with that. I have like body glide. You've ever heard of body glide?

No. I assumed you remove some of that in that drawer. It's like a deodorant stick of just like lubricant that you just rub where you need it. I'm just going to take mine off. If I ever run, I'm just removing my nipples. I'm done. If you don't use body glide, yeah, your shirt will do that for you. That's true.

I just don't know what I need them for. Or cut big circles in the front of your shirt around your nipples. That's a good idea. Where did I see that? That's in something. The office or something? Some porn, probably. No, it's like the office or something.

Didn't somebody cut holes out? Oh, yeah, that's really familiar. Because his nipples are bleeding in a company-wide marathon run thing. I can see whatever his name is, the manager on the office doing that. Anyway, I'm a, I think what you're doing is amazing and it's making us all seem lame. So well done on that. No, no, no, no. Don't feel lame.

This is really hard. it's it's you should not feel any shame for not wanting to run a marathon people that run marathons are crazy and and shouldn't do it yeah this just shouldn't happen but here you are doing it i think that's great well all right uh i got a quick question for you before we dive into uh whatever topic you brought with it would you like to hear this email real quick from somebody absolutely all right this is uh this kind of a bit of a you know throwing this in front of the road here and not you know having no idea what it is this is from mrs taffy guy she wrote in and says hello all when Brian brought up some info he and Tina learned about during her chemo about mustard and

leg cramps, which does help. My question is why and why does it work? Now, if you don't know this off of your head, we can research it and do it next week. But do you know why mustard is good for the leg cramps and the whatnot while you're going through chemo? No, I don't. If I had to guess, it probably might have to do with, um, what do you call it like uh there there's a certain not it's not magnesium it's something else

is what i'm seeing online is that the turmeric and mustard is oh is that supposed to be yeah and there's and there's an element in there most things that help with leg cramps the way that they help is because they are making a chemical more available that helps the neuron that controls muscle tensing and relaxing, they make something more available to make it so that your muscle will let go again. So I think a lot about cramping because I run, right? So whenever cramping happens, what happens, what a cramp literally is is your muscle has decided to flex and it's contracting to do its thing. And then in a normal functioning muscle, when When it does its thing normally, that's caused because an action potential,

which is just the signal that travels down your neuron. The action potential goes. It changes things. And then some chemical is pumped back into the neuron. The name of it is I can't think of off the top of my head is the only thing. And anyway, I think it's potassium, actually. But anyway, potassium is used to go into the new. neuron to let it allow the muscle to relax.

But when that doesn't happen, when there's not enough potassium available, your muscle won't relax. And so that's what a cramp is. And there may be other reasons why cramping happens, though. So the short answer is I don't know, but I will find out. I'll let you know next week. Okay, we'll have a fuller picture, the idea. My point is if I go get a yellow thing of mustard and go right into my mouth,

I shouldn't do that until I've heard back on this issue. Yes, please. Don't do it until you hear whether or not it's good for your cramps. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talley corrected me. It's not, it's the other way. It's sodium in potassium.

Oh, okay. Well, there you go. Potassium, I know, is like always, someone always says potassium, but that's like a, not a wife's tail. But like, the potassium in a banana is supposed to be good for your cramps or your headaches or whatever, right? Or I've heard that before. I've heard that before, too. I've not looked into whether it's true or not, though. But you're not supposed to jam it up your butt is what I learned.

This is correct. Yeah. Don't do that. Peeled or otherwise. Pealed or otherwise, I've learned both ways. I don't shame people for what they do. No, you don't. Well, thank you.

I appreciate it. Whichever condiment you wanted use is okay by us. It's fine with you. Look, if you got mustard and you're using it for... Or vegetables or fruit or whatever. Right, exactly. You be you. We'll be us.

All right. Hey, Bobby, what did you actually bring along with you today? I saw something interesting in the news that it. is very related to science and medical science, but I've got to ask you a question first. Go. All right. Are either of you interested in donating your body to science?

This is not a sales pitch, by the way. 100%. What's it going to take to put you into an organ donor vehicle? 100% they can take me. No problem. Yep. Same here. Yep, I don't care.

Use me for whatever pieces, parts you need. So what if, a couple of follow-up questions. what if it wasn't what if your body was not going to be used in a lab or by students instead how would they use well how would it be used is it for a weekend at bernie's sequel that i don't know about what if it was so what if it's just being dissected but it's in like a theater type setting with an audience that's fun i don't care when i'm dead you can do whatever you want with me like spread to tape me on put me in that museum traveling museum where everyone's muscles are on the outside and they're all petrified bodies.

I don't care. It doesn't matter. Didn't I just hear about this somewhere where somebody did that and people paid thousands of dollars to watch somebody get dissected? Well, yeah, that might be the news that that I'm leading to because what happened was there was a man who donated his body to science. His wife was seeing to that, making sure that it happened. And it turned out that a company had his body at an event. event to do like a public dissection for like demonstration purposes and sold tickets to it for

as much as $500. Yeah. And a ticket. And this lady whose husband's body was supposed to be donated for science is none too pleased about it. This is not what I signed up for. Right, right. And it got me thinking about that. And I wondered, if this is something that happens and I started looking into because I was curious how do you donate your body to science and what actually happens afterwards?

Everybody just talks about it like it's like it's just a thing you do. Right, you just do. Yeah. How did, you know, I would think that if you donate, if you earmark your body and say or you put it on your driver's license that yeah, I'm an organ donor, donate my body to science, that there's some

sort of like it goes to somebody specific that all funeral homes have an arrangement with or maybe the hospitals or whatever, crematoriums

it's dealt with and then the rest of this stuff comes back to the funeral home, the crematorium, whatever for if you want to be cremated or have a casket or whatever. But I figure that there's always like some like it goes to somebody official

before it just gets put on the open market for somebody to buy up and say, I'm going to charge 500 bucks a ticket for dissecting at the Oriental Theater. Well, I know that organ donation, I think, is a little bit different than donating your body to science, I think. But also, it very much depends on how it's done and how you go about it. This lady, what she did, she wanted to donate her husband's body to LSU, Louisiana State University. And they didn't want his body because he died of COVID, which makes sense. But she still wanted to honor her husband's wishes.

He was like a 98-year-old war veteran. And he like, you know, at the end had always said, like, this would be my one last act of patriotism to donate my body to science. So she found a company out of southern Nevada called MedEd Labs. And she gave it to them. donated it to them. I assume that Ed is for education and not a dude named Ed. I just dude named Ed. Yeah. I want it to be that. I'm mad Ed. I'm mad Ed.

Well, it might be because apparently they sold the body to another company to death science.org who's who then held a quote, oddities and curiosities event

in Portland, Oregon with this guy's body and sold tickets to it. Wow. And And apparently this happens a lot. There are things called body brokers that people donate bodies to, and then they get sold to other places. And people make a profit off of this. And I think that's, I had no idea. I'm seeing a lot of people in the, well, LSU did not sell the body. Dice Tomato asked and said, LSU sold the body?

Question mark, no. LSU never got the body. She wanted to give it to a university, and she couldn't because they wouldn't take it. It's funny because we actually went to – oh, there we go, I did it. See, it's funny. I said it right there. It said it's funny because it was about to die. Oh, you did do it.

I did it. I just caught myself doing it. We went to the curiosity. This is funny because it's coincidental. We just went to that Curiosity's and Audities Expo when it passed through Colorado. And they did have a stage set up in the back. All we got was just some dude picking up heavy weights. with his nipples, but we could have had

somebody actually dissecting a human body, although we really just paid 20 bucks to be there. I don't think we paid 500, so. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot. So, the problem, the problem with all this is is that the market for

dead, for cadavers is I guess the proper term. The market is completely unregulated. There's no federal laws regulating the sale of cadavers or parts. It's a state-by-state thing, right? Like, different states do different things, I would assume. Yeah. So there are a couple of states, very few states that have laws governing who can

operate businesses that perform the dissections. But it varies widely from state to state. If there are any regulations at all, you know, basically it seems like anybody can do this. I think in Nevada there's like, it seems like anybody can do this. Because the articles that I read, a lot of the, like, exposés that were done, all came from Nevada. Go figure. Yeah. But, and a lot of people compare this to grave robbers from the 19th century. Oh, sure.

It's just modern day, because people back then would dig up bodies out of graves and then do the same thing with them, pass them around, sell them, hold events to dissect bodies or. Yeah, that documentary Frankenstein. is all about that. Yeah, yeah. I've never seen it. I'll have to check it out. Is it on Netflix? Check that one out.

Yeah, it's on Netflix, that documentary Frankenstein. Yeah, the Frankenstein documentary. I was in, so when I was in college, we did trips up to the university medical center, and they would have cadavers that I assume were, I don't know,

maybe they were homeless and unaccounted for it, or maybe they had consented to this. So now that we talk about this, sure they were on the up and up. I always assumed so. Where it was at, yeah. But we'd go up there and they would lay cadavers or parts of cadavers out in front of us. And that's where we'd, like, draw muscle structure and, like, bone muscle tissue.

And it was kind of gross for a lot of us. I thought it was fascinating. I love doing it. But they, you know, we, I remember had to do, we did a full, was a thigh dissection, something. Anyway, this guy had his leg all flayed open and we were supposed to, like, figure out muscle structure and how they attached to femur and all of that. And at the time, I remember thinking, I'll be this, I'll be this guy, it's fine.

I'll do this. Rip me open and draw me. That sounds great. But I don't, I really don't, I don't care. Like my kids can decide, I guess, what they want to do when I go. But it's fine. Lay me out.

Let me help somebody further their cool career or, you know, learn how to do anatomy or find out why my, you know, a heart is purple or whatever it is, you know, go for it. Yeah, like, you know, you're not going to, like, funeral stuff and all that. That's not for you anyway, right? That's for the people that are. Right. Unless Betty Crocker's involved.

Yeah, good point. Someone in the chat says that seems like overkill for a drawing course. Well, it wasn't just a, it wasn't a course. It was like one day of that unit we went up there and drew bodies that were already out for medical study stuff. They weren't like doing it just for the art. Great. They were like, you know, they had a, oh, I'll never forget this. They had a vat of heads.

Oh, geez, really? Yeah, wow. Great big, and it all smelled like, it's like hardcore formaldehyde in there. But they had a big, like a big round steel, I don't know what, with just heads in there. And I don't know why. I don't know why they had just heads. Well, because you don't just leave them out. Got to put them somewhere.

Got to put them somewhere to this day I just I remember that being really freaky and no one could really explain it to me and we moved past it

to go to the other part of the thing but it was a long time ago this was like 91 something 92 anyway so I just thought

all of that was fascinating I'd never even thought about it before so admittedly I did a very shallow dive into into this kind of

topic just I thought it would be interesting to to bring up and talk about but uh i wanted to cover it on the next episode of the the podcast that we record and so what i'm going to ask is because there are several people um either correcting me in the chat or or telling me that they know a lot about it if you do i would absolutely love anybody in the chat or anybody who listens this afterward if you do know about this kind of thing about body brokers and cadavers and donation to science and everything Email me at contact at all aroundscience.com.

Give me as much information as you have because I would love to talk about this on the show. And when I do the podcast proper, All Around Science, I like to get as much of the details right as I can. Oh, yeah, of course. And we're never going to, obviously, you know, there will be things on the show where we get something slightly wrong. But we love having people write in and let us know. So that's awesome. Well, very cool. So, yeah, take my body.

I'm good, whatever, don't care. My body. I have no vanity about that. I don't know if that's weird or not, but I... Just leave me enough for my brownie mix, is all stuff says. Exactly. And all you need for that, Brian, is like a hand or something. You don't need all of me.

You just take a hand or a couple fingers, dry those out, mash them into your brownie mix, feed it to old people. All my needs. Yeah, all my needs are met. But honestly, I don't understand... Can we dry out your hand, like, jerky style, and shave it into the brownie? Totally. Absolutely.

Yeah, like cheese grater in there? Whatever, man. I don't care. Make me a fine powder. Turn me into a fine, refined. Like, what is the coffee that, that's the real refined stuff? But really caffeinated. Espresso. Espresso? Yeah. That kind of powder, almost like powdered sugar consistency, I want to be like that finely ground up. And then put me in brownies. I'm ready. Yep. All right. Always a pleasure. Don't forget All Around Science is a podcast, and it's great, and Bobby hosts it. And it's great. So you should check it out. Bobby, tell people where to get it and what you're talking about next. Well, you can get it at All Around Science.com. If you don't want to fill out, if you don't want to type in contact at All Around Science.com, by the way, for that email, we have a form on the website. You can just, it'll go to the same place if you just want to type in there. But All Around Science.com or just find, you know, it's a podcast called All Around Science. presumably if you're listening to this you know how to find a podcast

I would hope but maybe not maybe not I don't want to be presumptuous but yeah check out the that this topic I think is going to come up

we just got done talking about the episode that came out yesterday was about water bears do you know water bears never heard of a water bear yeah like little weird looking little water creatures with these

oh the felonimi or Fliotamide, what do you... No, hold on. Flop, flop, flinaflis. Tardigrades, I think. Tartagrades. That's it. Flopamides. Thilatamide is something completely different.

Yeah, that's a different thing, right? Isn't that like a kid with just a head and no arms or something? That was essentially what caused the FDA to get made. It was a whole thing about a drug that caused a bunch of, I think, miscarriages. Was it miscarries? Uh-oh. I thought there were babies, like, flamidamide babies that were like, they came out. A bunch of pregnant women took a drug and it hadn't been tested well enough and it caused.

So, no, not miscarriages. Yeah, I think there were just like somehow, I don't know what the birth defects. Like you're, instead of an arm, your hand just started at the shoulder or, you know, you'd have an eye on the back of your head or something like that, I think. Yeah, yeah. Maybe I have, exactly. I may have those details wrong. But anyway, good luck to those people. Awesome. Check it out.

All around science. Flamidamidamide's not be damned. It's a thing you can check out. Bobby, it's always a pleasure. Enjoy the rest of your week of running, and we'll see you next time. See you next week. Bye. See you.

Sometimes I should shut up. I do want to check out this Pikmin thing. Pickman Bloom. Yeah. All right. I might try it, Brian. I don't know. I'm like growing stuff, you know.

There you go. Trying to walk more. I don't know. All right, we'll see. That's it for today's show. I want to thank everybody within the sound of my voice for being here, for whether you're here live or you're checking the show out later. There's plenty of that in our world.

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You guys are the best. Yeah, you guys are the best. Brian, I think we're done. Oh, that's patreon.com slash TMS, by the way, this thing I'm talking about. We should get out of here, though, and we should do a song while we're at it. So, hey, why don't you pull one of those out? It's the law. Harold Combs wrote in and said, hi, guys. Came to TMS in 2020 to listen to during my COVID sanity walks when I was quarantined with my wife and daughters. You guys keep me Sane, proud to be a patron and tadpuller when I can. Today marks my 43rd trip around the sun, and September marked my 16th year of marriage.

When I'd go visit my wife in college, I'd always blast Guns and Roses sweet child of mine on I-64 to Louisville, or Louisville, at about 90 miles an hour. I'll defer to Coverville, but I appreciate any cover he finds fitting or worthy of that song. Best, Harold Combs, yes, it's my real name. Oh, nice, or happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. And the anniversary part, which I don't have a thing for. Happy anniversary, do you do? There you go.

Mailed it. I can't believe I've never played this version on the show before. My God, this thing is the best. This is like, this is as if Eurasia did a cover of Sweet Child of Mine. This thing is so dang good, but a female vocal. This is a band called Flat Pack, and it's a single that they released back in 2005. Easily my favorite cover of Sweet Child of Mine. Here is Flatpack, Sweet Child of Mine.

She's got a smile that it seems to me reminds me of childhood memories where everything was as fresh as a bright blue sky. Now and then when she's she her face, she's her face, she's takes me away to that special place and if they're too long I'd probably break down and cry oh sweet child my oh oh oh oh sweet love of mine as if they thought afraid. I hate to look into those eyes

and see them now so pain. Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place where as a child out hide. I pray for the thunder and rain to quietly pass me by right. Sweet child mine Oh Oh

sweet love of mine Oh sweet child of mine Oh Oh sweet love of mine Do do do, do do do do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-de. Oh, sweet child of mine.

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