The Morning Stream - TMS 2205: What do you need, dude?

Episode Date: November 15, 2021

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stream the first thing i'm going to do when my baby pops out is robber at gunpoint i know she probably won't have any money but she's got to learn you can't trust anybody fire still feels mighty comfortable after sundown a doctor watson right mr harris You can't spell the morning stream without remonstrating. This is the morning stream. Good morning, everyone. Welcome to TMS. It's Monday, the 15th of November, 2021.

I'm Scott, and he's Brian. Hi, Brian. Hi, Scott. Happy 20 years, uh, 20 years. 20-year birthday to Xbox, the original Xbox. Happy birthday. Yeah, and let's celebrate by buying a $10,000 Gucci-inspired Xbox system. Yes, beautiful. Because if there's one thing that Halo players around the world love, it's Gucci.

Yeah. Well, thankfully, they also have like a Halo themed one, which is just the same cost as a Series X. And then if you get the, they do have a new controller, they have a controller selling separately for like 80 bucks. that is like styled like the old the old controller like it's kind of see-through and got like old greens in it and all that but it's the modern controller yeah that's pretty cool I might grab that actually anyway happy birthday to Bill Gates

standing on stage with the rock showing off the thing and I think what's his name the Hobbit who played Frodo oh Frodo young young Lucas Not Lucas

Who's wrong with me Elijah Wood Elijah Wood Thank you Jeez Louise Elijah Wood was up there Hawking that thing So it was a big day

Big day in video games You guys You guys smell smoke When we start thinking of that stuff Oh yeah It's not smell smoke Jeannie a toast Who said smoke?

Someone said smoke Geney said smoke as well Oh, well, that is incorrect. It is toast, everybody. No, no, it's, we smell toast, but we're thinking so hard smoke is coming out. Oh, I see. Oh, gotcha. All right. So not just, we're not having just a stroke. We're actually having a smoke. Right. It's like we're, we're toasting toast in our, in our heads. Nice. I had a, I had a bit of a weird moment yesterday that reminds me of all, actually, Saturday. Sorry, Saturday. I was okay so for whatever reason Kim and I were coming home from dumping dropping not dumping dropping dropping a turkey off at Dylan's house because he was going to smoke a turkey all the next day nice okay that was going to get eaten last night which happened more on that later but we went to do that dump the turkey off played with van a little bit got out of there Taylor was off at a photo shoot and we were driving home and she's like oh I'm hungry so yeah I am too why don't we just

just grab something. And she's like, how does El Pollo Loco sound? And I said, oh, chicken. I like chicken. Let's get some chicken. Oh, we're finally getting our, I was going to say, our first. We used to have El Pollo here in Colorado. They all disappeared, went west, Utah, California, and now we're getting them back.

Oh, good. Well, congratulations. They do make a fine rotisserie chicken. It's very good. Yes. So we go through the drive-up, and we get this chicken, and it's fine. And we decide we're going to eat in the car. car. So she doesn't want to, you know, be driving while we're eating chicken. So we pulled up

into the semi-empty parking lot next to the El Pollo loco, which is a mall parking lot, but it's the end of the mall that is no longer occupied. So it's just empty and kind of weird looking, just kind of, yeah, like, oh, ghost towny kind of. Yeah, I don't love that. But anyway, she does that. She pulls in there. We pull out this chicken and it's various sides and whatnot. And we're enjoying each other's company and we're having a small chat when all of a sudden bang bang bang bang bang somebody's banging on the window just banging on it okay like with all haste and and some sort of anger or whatever i don't know they seemed all pissed and uh of course we jump and like look over and yeah there's this dude who is banging on when on kim's side of the car

uh on the window and she starts to kind of ginger he doesn't look like he's a threat. He just looks like harried and like maybe he needs help or something. We don't know. Yeah. Maybe he's El Mucacho loco. Could be. El Mucacho Loco. It could be. Yeah. So he rolls, rolls down or Kim's like rolls the window down kind of gingerly

carefully. And and Kim says, of course Kim's the one that's like, hi, because she just wants to be nice. And I go, what do you need, dude? That's what I say. What do you need, dude? Because I don't trust this. Something's funky. so dude dude by the way is like the tough guy implication right there dude what do you need dude what

you need because i'm just thinking oh something's up anyway he goes uh he was clearly on like meth some stimulant i don't know what could have been meth could have been coke could have been you know any number of things but meth seems likely i don't know um real gaunt and skinny and and just way too twitchy and too much energy and just all fired up and uh he wasn't really threatening it all. He was just like, I need some food. Do you have any money? I can get some food. And we were like, oh, crap. Should we give him? I mean, because I felt like whatever we give him, he's just going to go, you know, put it in his pile that we'll pay for the next hit or whatever. Well, yeah. We don't know. So we were like, well, we could go through this line, but this line is

forever long. And there's nothing else really around there. So we're just like, well, I mean, we've got like three bucks in the car. And so we gave the guys three bucks. And then Then he went away. All right. Now, we saw him three or four other times while we're in that parking lot, off in other distances, off bugging other cars about getting money. And he's moving in a way that was really disconcerting and odd. His legs were out in front of him when he would walk. It was almost like they were carrying the rest of him and the rest of him was trying to catch up to his legs.

Gotcha. Okay. Like his body was. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. like dragging back like this but his legs were like he was on a split screen and the bottom half of the split screen was a second half a second ahead of the top half of the split screen yeah that's a

good way of putting it actually that's a good visual that's so people picture that that's how he was walking now you know there's there's all well turns out i i i say this story on twitter i did a little brief like hey we give some cash to a you know a meth head guy and we hope he gets food with it and then ensued to some of the most argumentative back and forth I've heard from followers with each other, not me, but just having these big fights on that thread about what you should do in that situation. Should you give them money? Whether or not you should give them money or, yeah, right? Right.

Should you go get them food and water because you know they're going to use the money for whatever? Do you give them the autonomy to still make their own choices? Kind of amazed that Kim didn't have a casserole sitting on the back seat that she could have just given them. Dude, she would have done that in the heartbeat. like then the following day she would have had that actually because we had like all kinds of shit going to the turkey dinner thing we went to but yeah but anyway she she was you know she's like well I'm giving him the money I'm like of course we are was given the three bucks um he probably used it for not food I don't I don't know yeah but it shouldn't matter that much right like if I'd have been if we'd have had the wherewithal to do something more more substantive for him to get him the food he claimed he needed then we would have. Right. If there wasn't a line for El Pollo Loco, then you would have just gone through again,

gotten them a chicken sandwich and sent them on his way. And that whole end of that part of town over there is just nothing there, except for this El Pollo Loco and a couple of gas stations and, you know. This kind of stuff never happens in the Home Depot parking lot. No, no. Home Depot will, I don't know. Office Max? Office Max, parking lot. No, that's where the, yeah. If he did done that, I had five tacos for him.

He'd have been thrilled. office max office depot office depot office depot that's why you're saying depot yeah i had the depot right just had the wrong depot well and they they now they own themselves right or they do they're all yeah it's all part of the same thing office and office max and who would have thought that all that stupid office places would merge one day because you know who needs 15 office places makes it wonder by the way is there a train that goes from office depot to home depot I don't know is there is that like how you get from work to home. Like, you just, oh, yes, so.

Well, I travel every day from the office depot to the home depot. And then the morning, I just go from Home Depot back to Office Depot. Yeah, it's the depot. But, yeah, like, it was just an odd kind of moment where for a second we were a little nervous. Like, this guy's going to break into the car, bust the window, or, you know, he's there to, this is a stick up. See, that kind of deal. Which no one does anymore. bandana around the lower half of their face yeah but it worked out that's who by the way that's who robs

the home depot train is a guy in a in a bandana around the bottom of half oh yeah yeah like the old like hollywood used to teach us like they used to show us anyway you know i heard my own banging uh this weekend scott oh tell me more matter of fact yeah sure yeah so uh had mystery date so this week i'm surprising tina with two two mystery dates because we don't do december um there's just so much stuff with family and getting ready for Christmas and the holidays and all that stuff that we just don't do mystery date in December's. It's an agreed upon thing. Plus, that also breaks the even number mystery dates so that as we alternate, the same person doesn't always get the same months. It allows them to alternate. So I'll get February this year, she'll get it

next year, et cetera. Sure. But I had two great ideas for mystery dates and I decided I'm just going do both of them in November. First one was a place we've been to before called Upstairs Circus, but they'd change things around. They'd gotten some new projects. Now, this is one of these places where you go. It's a bar that also makes crafts. I can't think of a better way to put it.

They have all these tables. Every table has hammer and tape and pencils and rulers. and glue and stuff like that. But then you go there and you tell them what kind of project you want to build. And they've got a menu on their website, Upstairs Circus.com. They've got a menu on their side and you pick what kinds of things you want to work on. In the past, or the last time we were there, I did a nail and string thing of the tin man for Tina. Her favorite movie is the Wizard of Oz, so I made a little tin man with nail and string.

This time around, and I put the photos on Twitter. I did a painting, an acrylic diptic painting of the Las Vegas sign. I found a really cool perspective shot of it and threw that into Photoshop, did a trace edges so that I got just the reverse of like all the different colors and then put that on a dark background. So it just looked like the neon is kind of hanging with a dark background behind it. That's cool. um and uh so so we're going there we're doing this we're painting we're having a good time let me tell you something about these places as fun as they are and they've got this one's got a bar in it and they just keep bringing you drinks as you're working and you're chatting with the people at the table with you and you know they check vaccination cards at the entrance and so it's kind of like all right well we're drinking we're sitting about five feet from other people so it's like all right i feel okay about this um but we're chatting with the people across

more painting and blah, blah, blah. They don't give you good brushes. And that's probably the biggest problem I had with my painting is, like, I've got a lot of fine paint work I'm trying to do on this thing. And it's, you know, thick acrylic paint and like, blu, and then it like turns into a big, you know, blob thing. So I've got a little bit of touch-up work I'm going to do on the painting. Plus, they only give you three hours.

And the, if you're familiar with the Las Vegas sign, it says, welcome to Faber. Las Vegas and the whole thing's covered with circular lights and all that. The Too Fabulous I had to do in about 20 minutes, like trace the whole outline of the cursive Too Fabulous. And so we kind of had to raise through that. That's where a lot of my touchups are going to be. Oh, I see it. It's on your Twitter account. I missed this yesterday. Somebody just posted in the chat. Yeah. So did the whole thing. And I've got them upstairs. And what's cool is that all of my miniature stuff is acrylic. paints and small brushes

and I can easily do some great touch-up work with that. So that's easy. I can see what you mean about the brushes being unwieldy. As you can see it in the stroke. It's like, okay, nice and nice. Oh, there's a... Right, exactly. And then like, glomp. And like, these brushes have not been well taken care of.

It's people drinking a PBR and then jamming the brush on the canvas. Yeah, that's what you get with community brushes. Tina made some cool concrete coasters. which is really cool. They give you the concrete.

You mix them, you cure them, you paint them. It's really cool. And other people doing painting, people like us were doing prints of Game Boys, giant Game Boys on urban kind of sketch backgrounds and stuff. Other people, though, in the place, are doing what I did last time, which is that nail and string art deal. And because of that, there is a constant, let's make an accurate sound here

oh wonderful like while you're trying to paint while you're trying to do anything just constantly doing that and it's I don't know how loud that comes through on the mic but just a constant while you're trying to paint and that it would almost be a better thing if they said all right um Fridays from 7 to 9

is only people doing nail and string art Yeah. And hammering leather, because they also make you do, or let you do leather projects. And then, you know, 10 to midnight, we're just going to do painting and drinking. Nice. Painting and drinking. Painting and drinking. That's fine with me.

It's fine with you. Yeah. But anyway, we had a blast. Visit a new dining hall that just opened up here in McGregor Square. Great sushi place that's by the tag group, Troy Guard. another local kind of chef who's got a bunch of really good restaurants. He's got a sushi place in there called Little Giant Sushi. Yeah.

And, oh, so good. It comes in like a cardboard bento box, like a, you know, like a takeout box. But you open it up and it's got all these little compartments in there for your edamame and your seaweed salad and your rolls and your sushi. It was awesome. I want that now. Can I have that now? Super, super, super good.

anyway so got the painting back home need to do some touch-up work on it but had a good mystery date another mystery date coming up this weekend and we'll talk about that after our week off because yeah we're off next week we're off next week so yep no shows next week everybody taking that Thanksgiving American holiday to its highest reach thing and I'm going to go out part of it is me out of town and I'm going to we're going to speak in the dining halls there's another new one that that opened up here. We're going to go try that thing out. Now I'm hooked on that idea. I love it. I know. It's great. Like you, and a lot of these places will let you sit in one place and order from all the restaurants and have them bring it to your table. So you don't even need to like, all right, I'm going to go away to Sabaro for my slice of pizza while you go up to the Orange Julius for your drink, et cetera. So, yeah, that's cool. But there will be, you know, we say no show next week. Friday the 26th, the day after

Thanksgiving, we'll be doing a TMS play date again. Oh, yeah, hell yeah. Our November play date will be that day. Yeah, we're totally doing that. It's a great day for it. Everybody's home. You can play while you're waiting in line for that big screen TV at Best Buy or the doorbusters at Coles or whatever. Yeah, whatever dumb thing you've decided to do that day, you can listen to us play a game.

Hey, one more quick thing. I got to give a big shout out to Mike Bicholik, who last week listened to our show and um and and and heard me lamenting of the fact that the peter scolari's debut uh show bosom buddies yeah he was on there with some dude uh tom hang yeah i think it's hanks i think is the last name oh hanks okay it's pronounced yeah this got an ass but no one knows because he barely i know some of some random dude but anyway it was a peter scolari show that just happened to have this other guy on there and uh but it's not available on streaming he sent me the complete series,

Busom Buddies on DVD, which I'll rip and put into my iTunes or Apple video, whatever they call it now. Yeah. And whatever, 14 or 28 episodes or something, 37 episodes. Oh, that's longer than I thought that series went. Yeah. Also, although it's kind of shorter, too.

It's not a hit series. Right. No, it was two seasons and not even really a full season, So a season and a half. But once they got past the stupid cross-dressing premise of the show and not, you just don't want every episode to focus on, oh my God, they almost caught us because we were dressed in drag and they kind of don't recognize that we look exactly the same just with a wig. Once they got past that stuff in the first few episodes, it got to be a really, really funny show. I don't even know who the writer, like if there was a famous writer that went on to better things on this thing. It was really good.

Well, that's cool. That was really nice of Mike. Thanks, Mike. So big thanks to Mike for that. Good job, Mike. All right. Yes. What else?

Oh, that's it. We got to call Brian. Yeah. Let's call Brian. Yeah. We got to get done away. How about that? How about a Brian done away?

A fresh one. How about them apples? How about them apples? How about them apples? How about them Brian's? How about a chance to win some prizes for some listeners and have some fun with each other? and I'm talking until he gets here. Okay, here we go.

Nice bam. Sometimes you got a vamp. Look who it is. It's Brian Dunaway joining us as he does each and every Monday for a little fun in games. Hello, Brian. Oh, hi, Scott and Brian. Is it Monday already? Yeah, it sure is.

Is it not feel like a Monday or not to you? It always feels like a good money to me. Oh. Tuesday is Monday. Wednesday is Monday. Thursday is Monday. Thursday is Monday. Wow. There's Solomon Grundy.

You were born on a Monday. Except Sundays. Sundays are Sundays. But the rest of the week. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you're here. And we've got Boop Show later, so plenty to do today. It's a big Monday. So, yeah, fantastic having you? Hey, before we get too far in India, this, Brian's got to explain what the hell we're doing. And who might win some prizes? Brian, take it away.

I will do all of those things. Welcome to the morning squirm, a back-and-forth trivia game where our players will match wits on topics that BuzzFeed would probably make you do some gross survey about. Scott and Brian will take turns answering multiple choice trivia questions and if they get it wrong, the other player gets a point. The player with the most points after five questions wins the prize for their contestant. I'm pulling contestants from members of the Tadpool that aren't able to listen live. Here's what they'll win. The winner will get the following games. Regular human basketball. Sounds like the way an alien would describe a game. This is a game of regular human basketball. And my

My time at Porsche, not the car, but the city. That's a great game. Second place, though, not going away empty-handed, Fluffy Horde is what the second place. Oh, Fluffy Horde. Okay. Don't know what that one is, but my time at Porsche is amazing. It's a great game. Oh, really?

Cool. Yeah, it's very good. Well, I mean, look, if you got to like a game to let you fish, build, craft, make a house, sleep at night because you're tired. I like those things. If you like those things, that's one of them. I like those a lot. Carter says that regular human basketball is a lot of fun, too. That game is a lot of fun.

All right. Nice. She's played that. But, you know, we need players, and I've pulled players from our, I want to play list. Scott, you're going to be playing for Dan Fuller from West Greenwich, Rhode Island. All right. Sounds good. And Brian, you're going to be playing for Henry or Henri, who goes by the name Grecon TV when he has a chance to watch live.

He's from Finland. Oh, neat. These are digital. Very good thing. These are digital. Yeah. If he was on camera right now, you could see his heartbeat like a baby fish. No.

Floating a few inches above the ground. Yeah, because he's finished. Exactly. All right. So, I've calculated the location of our stars, and the moon is in the seventh house of Orion. So that means Brian is going to be going first on this one. Yes. As I pull my pen out, that's my pen, people.

Pen is. Over 250,000 kids across the world do this before they turn 18. Is it? A, have sex. B, join the military. C, run away from home, or D, start a YouTube channel. Over 250,000 kids across the world do this before turning 18. Those are all hilarious.

I think 100% of kids have ran away or made some kind of plan. So I think it's going to be way more than that unless they've, unless they're going actually ran away. Everybody has packed their crap up and went down the street. Yeah. Everybody's done that. Exactly. Yeah, I did that.

Yeah, I'm leaving, join the circus. I'm out of here. I hate this whole family. I'm tired and hunger. I'm coming back home now. All right. So you're saying run away from home? No, no.

That would be incorrect. There's way more kids than 250,000. Oh, you're saying way more. I see what you're saying yes. I'm giving you, I'm eliminating. You're eliminating. Well, if you get it wrong, you help Scott by eliminating. Scott likes to watch you eliminate, is the problem.

Then I won't eliminate anymore. I will say, I will not eliminate. I don't know why I'm saying eliminate. Why am I forgetting the e-liminate and that eliminate? Now it's not even a word anymore. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. I think it's definitely more than that.

I've had sex. What was the other one? Join the military. Military. A lot of places in this world, you have to join the... No, they doesn't sound right either. There's got to be more than that on YouTube. Military.

I'm going to military. All these sound wrong. All right. Is the answer, join the military? That is correct, yes. 250,000 kids join the military before turning 18. The way this question is worded, I'm glad you, you know, navigated, no pun intended, navigated that minefield, because,

I think way more have done all the other things than $250,000. So it should be which of these things do the fewest kids do before turning 18? Exactly. That was what confusing me. Yeah. All right. Well, good. And except for Steve Rogers, you're not supposed to join a military for 18 in the U.S., right?

Yeah. Isn't that the rule? Well, I don't know if you're not supposed to. You do like, what's the thing when you're 1617, do the... Well, that's not really the military. Is it that? Well, it is. Military service or something?

No, it's called something. Oh, ROTC. ROTC? Yeah, ROTC, yeah. Because the goal is, yeah, as soon as you're 18, they want to suck you into the machine, man. I didn't mean to get hung up on that question, but yes, great question. Well done. By the way, I forgot to warn everybody. Our new ding sound is this.

All right, so that happens when you get it right, just so, you know, changing things out. That feels good in my earholes. Speaking of earholes, Scott, headphones help keep the noise of the world out. You and I, all three of us are probably wearing them right now. they're also really good at keeping bacteria in our ear researchers found that after a person wears headphones for an hour

which is less than the duration of this program. How much fecal matter is on bacteria in their ear increases by how much is it 250 times 400 times, 900 times, or

700 times? Jeez! The low bar is 200 whatever? Yeah, 250 times like two and a half. You're getting at least 200. 200 and a half percent or 250% increase of bacteria in your ear if it's on your in all of that bacteria is grooving to whatever music you're playing. It all sounds like daft punk.

So what's the second, what's the next one up? So going up, I'll just do these from lowest to highest. 250, 400, 700, 900, 900. This is a complete guess. I'm just going to, I'm going to go with that 400. 400 is the answer 400 times it is not the main choices are it's not 4x okay

is it 2.5x 7x or 9x that's good I like that that's good I'm going 2.5x I mean it takes a few minutes for bacteria to do his thing right? I don't know you got me all of these numbers seem too high to me so you're saying it's 9 9x let's go 9x Okay.

Is the answer 9x? No, it is not. It's 700 times. Don't worry. Still a massive number that you don't want. This is why I stopped doing the earbud things. Earbuds and cups? I don't think the cups are any better.

Yeah, I don't think cups are better. The old idea is that you're keeping them in. Yeah. And so whatever you're using to try. You're creating a little sauna for them to breed and, uh, Yeah. You're keeping them in there, man. And you know what? It's been fine. It's been fine. Like, this doesn't worry me at all because, you know what? I wear headphones and earbuds all the time. This is zero issues. I used to get, I used to occasionally get, you know, like ear aches and ear infections when I was wearing the pods in my ear, but I've never got it with the over the ears. Oh, interesting. I don't know. Maybe it's just. Well, that could be. No, that could be. And some people may be more prone to it. But like, maybe so. After just this show, 200, 2,000, 200.

And five versions of this show, an hour and a half each, at a minimum, the fact that we've never had any weird ear things just tells me that I've just made a nice little home for them. They can hang out in there. Maybe they're healthy bacteria. You just also got to clean your ears on a regular basis and you're fine. Yeah, take a shower once in a while, you know? Every couple of weeks. But I would like, I'd love to find out if there's some sort of, you know, antibacterial kind of earbring. your phone you know there you go um dice tomato says the cans are buds i thought cans were the ones

that go over your ear or cans yeah these cans that's right he says cans equal buds and i do not agree with that i don't think so cans are over the ear buds are in the ear is that i core is the old word maybe he got blasted for his birthday and he just doesn't know anything today maybe maybe and uh so dice tomato to your to your comment there i say yeah oh dice tomato uh let's go back over to brian for this one. Sorry, I thought he said you. Go ahead.

Oh, no, I'm cor. Hey, Brian, there's nothing more relaxing than a warm bath or dipping

into a hot tub to relieve some sore muscles. But can you guess how many people on average die in bathtubs and hot tubs

every year? Okay, okay. I love the death ones. Bring it on. Is that number 125,

335, 420 or 705. How many people die in bathtubs and hot tubs every year? Around the world. Yeah. Around the world. I am shocked that it would be that low. 420 sounds like fun.

The tub is a... That's probably what causes the deaths is the 420. The tub is a very dangerous place. It is. Yeah. I'm going to say that 7, whatever the D, the D, The largest number possible I'm going for quest.

Is that number 705 people per year? It is not. Scott gets a point and also gets to answer. The remaining number is 125 people, 335 people, 420 people. How many die?

Let's go for the 420, just for fun. Of course. It is not. 335 people die on average every year. in hot tubs and bath tubs. Weird. That's a lot more,

it's still a lot more than I would think. That seems. Really? People take a bath every single day. It seems just like people have a heart. But you can stand up in either

of those things. I know, but I mean, you got to assume at least half of the people out there take baths. And then out of those people, you know,

maybe somebody has a heart attack and does it rules of drowning death? Yeah, no, that's a good point. In my head, I'm thinking, well, what dummy dies in a tub. It's a lot of people every single day. It's the COVID argument, right?

It's like, well, you know, he had COVID, but he died because he slipped and fell in the bathtub and drowned. Yeah. Right. I always like to use that with, well, he did. I mean, he got shot, sure, but he's an idiot. He died of idiocy. Yeah, died of idiocy. Yeah.

All right. Well, that gave me a point anyway, though, right? Yeah, you got a point for that one. And you get the next question, Scott. Nice. According to research, women look their oldest. on this specific day and time every week. Never.

Is it? Mondays at 2 o'clock p.m. Wednesdays at 3.30 p.m. Fridays at 10.15 a.m. or Sundays at 9 a.m. Who determines this? I will tell you, the survey was conducted by Santropay, the tanning brand. The Woman Heders Club? Who carried out a study, and this was a,

in the Guardian. I'm sorry, not the Guardian, the London Telegraph. Okay. He's got some clout there. All right. I like the sound of that Sunday morning thing. That's when I feel like I look like shit and I don't care, but that's the day. That's the morning. So what do you say about that? Is it Sundays at 9 a.m.? No, it is not. Brian, gets the point.

Damn it. Brian, your final choice, your remaining choices are Mondays at 2 p.m. Wednesdays at 3.30 p.m. Fridays at 10.15 a. When they look their tiredest. See, I think it's a, Monday sounds too easy. Exactly. Monday is definitely a, you know, it's a diversion. It's basically a morning versus evening.

It just seems like the morning would be the time that people say, you look old. Yeah. You look tired. Really? Yeah. What a run. That's a rough day at work when you walk out.

Right, go ahead, screw the hole. You look old. That's right. Anyway, see you at the meeting. Damn. So you're saying, what are you saying, Brian? You're saying morning one, which is Friday's at 10, 15 a.m. The other ones are afternoons.

Right. Afternoon, Delight, Wednesday. I'm sorry, I can't do it. I just, for some reason, Wednesday feels ready to me. I don't know why. It doesn't make any sense. Afternoon, Delight Wednesday. All right.

It is afternoon, Wednesday afternoon, 3.30 p.m. Nice. Yeah, it's. They say that the midweek slump can cause women to kind of, kind of do that. The lack of sleep from midweek. Is this like the thing they say resting bitch face? Is it because she's just tired of you? She's not tired.

She's tired of you. No, the resting bitch face is not something that you do only when you're tired. You just have it. So I have it. Me and my daughter both have this where if we're just sitting relaxed, we look like we want to murder somebody. Right. I don't know why. It sucks.

But are you resting when that happened? Yeah. Yeah, you're chilling. You're just like, yeah, like. But then people see you in a crowd and go, oh, that guy's mad. Why is he's so mad? That thing has haunted me my whole life. And I didn't have a name when I was younger, but now it does.

I'm okay. It's got a name now. Yeah, it does. I don't care like I used to. I don't care at all. Scott, you get the final question here. All right. Clara Meadmore lived to be 108 years old and died with this distinction.

A, was she the world's oldest working stripper? B, was she the world's oldest cocktail waitress? C, was she the world's oldest virgin? Or D, was she the world's oldest construction worker? Oh my gosh. All of those are wackadoo. Working stripper, cocktail waitress, virgin, or construction worker? You were working as a way to say a cocktail bar.

I want it to be a virgin. I'm going to say virgin, please. Is the answer the world's oldest virgin? Yeah. She is. Yeah, she was 108 years old. Wow. I want to watch that movie.

Yeah. 100 year old virgin. Yeah, I want to watch. I want to see her face when she gets the escaping down below. Also, how do you? How do you? how do you improve such a thing? How do you, I mean, I imagine

she just said. Yeah, all right. So she made a claim and then we're all good. I mean, are you going to argue with a hundred eight-year-old? When she, you know, because they go around and say, oh, my gosh, you're 107 years old.

How do you, how do you do it? She told everyone, she told the news outlets, abstinence. Wow. Did she really? She said abstinence? Yeah. Yeah.

If you're 108, you get to say whatever bullshit you want. Who's going to check yet? You weren't alive. Doesn't matter. I'm telling you anything from 90 and up, maybe 80 and up. Say whatever you want. Just say it.

Let's see. She said that she had never had sex or intimate relationships because they seemed, quote, like a lot of hassle. And there's a word for that. There's a term for that. It's a normal thing for some people. What's that called? Yeah. It's called asexual.

Is that it? That might be it. Yeah. She added that she had decided when she was 12 that she would never get married. And since she decided that she didn't want a husband, she never had sex. According to Meadmore, during the time period of her youth, the 1920s and 30s, women only had sex with their husbands. Meadmore said that she was proud that she'd remained a virgin her entire life. She was happy, happy she kept that streak going.

She's like, it's like my barf record. It's like that. Just like it. Yeah. It's exactly like it. Except I guess I bar. I guess if you've got to have a point of pride, I guess it might as well be that. Yeah.

Right, exactly. Yeah. She kept the streak alive. Well, well done, old lady. Congratulations to Brian and Henry from Finland, who is going to get regular human basketball and my time at Porsche. But Dan Fuller from Greenwich, Rhode Island, you are getting Fluffy Horde, so nobody goes home empty-handed on the morning scoring.

Yeah. Oh, Fluffy Horde. Oh, what did you? I may have thought it said something else. That's a whole different game. A game that old lady never played. All right. Well done.

Hey, Dunaway. Today, 3.30, Mountain Time. Me and you, the Boop Show. What do you say? You want to do it? I think we should do it. And I'm going to tell you all about my restaurant sim game I played this week called Recipe for a Disaster. And you might be surprised what I have to say.

Well, all right. Now, hold on a minute. This is disaster. I'm trying to remember what game this is. because I sell like something I'd like. I think you will like it. Here it is. I think you're going to love it.

Recipe for disaster. I'm going to guess you make meals for people who come to your restaurant. You manage a restaurant managing the staff, the recipes, the, yeah, the menu, the prices of the menu, everything. Oh, yeah, look at this. This looks good. Yeah, this looks good. Yeah. This is one of the chore core games I like.

I'm in. early access. Yeah, people like it, it seems like. All right. That'll be later today. 3.30 mountain time. My game is still being decided, actually, because I played a couple, and I got to decide which one I want to hit. So, uh, indie games done right over there at the boop show, boop show.com, or no, boop show at gmail.com. And if you wanted to, uh, I don't know why I gave you the email. Hey, you want to check out the website and find out how to get the podcast. Go to froggance.com slash boop. There you go. Jeez, louises. Hey, done away. Kiss our butts and Have a good day.

You too. You'll look at your ugliest on Wednesday. All right. You really can't do both. Kiss our butts and have a good day because I think once you kissed our butts, your day is ruined. Yeah, flip the order. Have a good day. And then kiss our butts.

Then ruin your day and week. Have a good day until you kiss our butts. Yeah. Ruin the rest of your week with our butts. All right. We're going to do one news story. And that starts with this. Today's news brought to you by.

TMT, too much turkey. Yeah, I went to my sisters. We had Thanksgiving early with 35 people, I think, were there. Oh, that's a big crowd. It was a lot, all vaccinated, which made me happy. That's good. The parts of my family that are like anti, they all live in Arizona. So whatever is going on there.

Not invited and or didn't come. No. By the way, one of my Wackadoo family would like to warn everybody that if If you didn't take all your money out of all your banks, your retirement accounts, your 401Ks, all the early termination fee stuff, be damned. If you didn't take all of that stuff out before this morning, today's worldwide economic crash was going to destroy everything you have and own. Oh, no. Who predicted this worldwide economic crash? He did. I say he, I won't say his name, but someone in my family did. It wasn't William Tapping or anything?

No, but it may as well. have been because it's all horseshit and of course today has come now it's supposed to be this morning didn't happen i don't know now if the story will change to do well it'll be some time today but today's that that day so ooh everybody get ready for the terrible freaking thing that's about to happen today yeah well i had i had a poll to see if i should sell uh my tesla stock and everyone said that i should so i did good job well done yeah they got that hot new what's that new one that just did an IPO, the new electric car thing? Oh, the squid game? Oh, not the squid game. Oh, no, no, not that new fake dollar thing. What's the, what's the, this is the name of a new car,

Darian or Dexian or? A new electric car company? Yeah, you got to see this, Rivian, yeah, you got to see this, it's a huge, backed mainly by Amazon and a few others, but they've got this truck that has, because you, okay, because in a car without a typical gas, you know, motor and all that. They can do weird things with the space in there. So this looks like a normal truck, but on the side of it, you pull this handle and out comes this like six

foot electric grill, table, all this other stuff in this truck. You take it camping. It looks so cool. Oh, wow. God, I love the headlights on this thing. Yeah, the headlights are rad. It seems like a cool, it seems like they're aiming to be more affordable than Tesla.

I just think it's good for some competition in that space. Well, and this is, you know, this is specifically, looks like trucks and SUVs and things like that, which, you know, even though Tesla has, I think, a truck or somebody's Ford and places are working on trucks. Yeah. Tesla's got that weird, their weird cyber truck has been delayed to hell and back, but they are working on. We just can't figure out how to make it impervious to baseballs. Yeah. Their big competition is probably more of that Ford F-150 Raptor electric, yeah. That thing looks pretty good, too.

Anyway, pretty sharp. The point is, it won't matter anyway because the world collapses today. Right, exactly. You know, you've got a level website that leans really heavily into American Typewriter Pro font. Yeah, you should always trust that. By the way, this is the same source that said that my mother shouldn't have gotten her brain surgery to remove that tumor. Instead, she should have taken these mega vitamins from some multi-level marketing scheme. Mega or magovitamins?

It may as well be MAGA vitamins. Super annoying. Anyway, but he wasn't there, and we had a great time. All right, moving on. I ate a lot of turkey, though. You know what? If there's a turkey shortage next week, as reported, I'm good. I've had the turkey.

I'm done. It was smoked. It was injected with Cajun butter and syracia. I know that sounds crazy, but it was insane. It was so good. I would eat four of those turkeys a day if they were available to me. It was amazing. All right.

Shout out to Dylan. Yum. I'll think about suv eating the turkey again this year because it was so good last year. Oh, yeah. That's a great way to make that thing moist. All the way through. No dry turkey on that turkey. Not even a little bit.

Here's your single story we're going to read. A man bursts into flames after police use a taser on him. Oh, man. Oh. Poof. Wow, this is a new story where this happened because I thought we had something like this before. But no. No, this is new.

I don't know. Or maybe it was just that movie we saw where that guy caught on. I'm sorry that this is brand new. I get a sore that this happened years ago to somebody who, I don't know why they were so flammable, but they were. Very flammable. So here you go. This is in upstate New York.

A man's in grave condition after police used a taser to subdue him and he burst into flames. The Times-Uzen of Albany, New York, reported that 29-year-old man walked into the Catskill Village. Police department last weekend and got into a confrontation with the officers. Chief Dave Darling. It's Dave Darling. Chief Darling. Chief Darling. Chief Darling. You could fetch me a coffee, Chief Darling.

The suspect, please. Chief Darling. Yeah, very nice. Confirmed to the newspaper that the officers deployed the taser to subdue the man who had just doused himself with hand sanitizer. There's your answer. Then the man burst into flames. I think they were afraid he was going to hurt himself. When that started, when that started, there are still. details that we're trying to develop. Yeah, if the guy

had covered himself in that and then they tased him not knowing, yeah, it's alcohol. You're going to go poof. Damn. That's the way that goes. And his name was Jonathan Storm, says Matuba. Nice. Very nice. New superpower. Flame on! That's a real bummer how that one turned out. We'll joke when he's out of grave

condition, but maybe, you know, maybe don't douse yourself with hand sanitizer. Yeah, I'm going to recommend let me think about it. Yeah, I'm going to recommend against that is what I'm going to do. Yeah. All right, there's your single news story you're getting today. We're going to take a break when we come back. Mr. Stephen Schleiker

will be here because Mondays are his day and we got stuff to talk about because Disney dumped so much stuff down out. So much. Marvel, Disney, Star Wars. Star Wars. Tons of stuff. Yeah. Too much to almost even go through. But we're going to talk about some of our

picks from that and that'll be right after this. So we'll play that song so we can do that. We'll do. Gain Foster wrote in, listeners to the show here and said solemn and bittersweet Dallin is the son or Dallin D-A-L-L-I-N is the son of a great friend

of mine named Ned. Unfortunately, COVID took Ned from us last month and I was wondering if you could play Dallin's new single for an India in the middle. It dropped on November 4th on all the streaming stuffs and I said, I'm so proud of Dallin's accomplishment and I know Ned is also.

Signed Gaines. So Gain, thanks for sending us in and man, Sorry to hear about Ned. That's a rough situation. But this song is great and it's a great way to honor Ned's memory. Dallin Phillips just released, like I said, this song a couple weeks ago. It's called Psychic. Here is Dallon Phillips.

broken heart shattered on the ground Whistle while you work is to you, it doesn't matter distracted by the sound The next attraction then is through the sliding door 6-1 blonde hairs and blue eyes The shine in the moonlight Punch out your time card Hopping is drop top all while my world stops

What just happened is so Damn clever is so self-centered is broken Beyond repair Go ahead and drag money through the mud just to clear yours. It's not a game, but if we're keep a score, you're cheating on multiple levels should have known better than to get attached to you. Because you won't meet me in the middle of the mess that you cause. Rejecture responsibility when it's all you follow.

Playing the victim who could have predicted. I guess next time I'll see a psychic. Clean up on I.O.5, a broken heart shattered on the ground. Whistle while you work is to you, it doesn't matter, distracted by the sound. Addition by subtraction, addiction, or a habit at this point is dramatic as hell. And no amount of conversation, it's going to save my reputation. Punch out your time card. Hopping his drop-top. What just happened is so Damn clever is so

Self-centered is broken Beyond repair Go ahead and drag money Through the mud just to clear yours It's not a game but if we're keep it So you're cheating on multiple levels Should have known better than to get attached to you

Because you won't meet me in the middle of the mess You cause Reject responsibility when it's all you follow Playing the victim who could have predicted I guess next time I'll see a sidekick Mirror mirror on the wall. Who's the fakes one of them all? Tell me what you see. Your imagination is ruining. On the wall. Who's the fakes one of them all? Look in the crystal ball and tell me what you see. Your imagination is ruining my reputation. How could you possibly be? So selfish!

You're in mirror on the wall. I'm supposed to fake. It's one of them all. Look at me in my crystal ball and tell me what you see. Your imagination is moving in my reputation. How could you possibly be? So selfish! Go ahead and drag my name through the mud just to clear us.

It's not a game, but if we'll keep us for, you're cheating. On multiple levels should have known better than to get attached to you. Because you won't meet me in the middle of the mess that you cause, reject responsibility when it's all you follow. Playing the victim who could have predicted. I guess next time I'll see your side here. It's like, yeah. I guess next time I'll see you side here.

Side of you. Because you won't meet me in the middle of the messer you cause, reject responsibility when it's all you fall. Play in the victim who could have predicted. I guess next time I'll see a psychic Hey you guys What's going on? You know, it's fall.

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That song again is Psychic by Dallon Phillips, D-A-L-L-I-N-P Phillips. Last guy I knew name, Dallon sold me a 1992 Volkswagen Rabbit. Really? Yeah. I have never met anybody named Dallon. Yeah. It's a rare name. It's pretty rare.

In fact, maybe he was the first and only Dallon I ever knew. And did he pronounce it? He pronounced it D-A-L-L-L-A-N or O-N? D-A-L-O-N. I don't remember. Okay. But he sold me this deal car. This is D-A-L-L-I-N, but probably similar.

And that car only cost me, I think, $1,500. And then it was promptly stolen. And I've never seen the car or that money again. Oh, no. Yeah, it worked out great. It worked out great. That was like 97 or a long time ago. Yeah.

All right. We got to call Stephen. Okay. That's who we're going to call is Stephen. Oh, that's weird. It won't let us add. Oh, okay. Major.

There we go. Yeah, I wonder, I may I'll bet he's excited about that movie. I'm not, he's like me, not really doing theaters. But we'll talk about all that in a second after I play this here intro. Stephen Schlecker. Stephen Schlecker. Hey, it's major spoiler zone, Stephen Schleaker, joining us today as he does each and every Monday. Hello, Stephen.

Good morning, Scott. Good morning, Brian. Hey, man. Good morning. Hey, so, are you? you, where are you at the, um, the Ghostbusters movie? Are you excited about this or? You know what?

I didn't realize until Brian said that it was this weekend, that it was opening this week. It's been so long, right? I know, right? Yeah. Yeah. I have to admit, I, I had the same kind of feeling when you said it. I went, oh, yeah, right. There's, that's happening sooner than I thought it was.

But yeah, just felt like that thing had been delayed so much. And now it's coming out around the same time that like three other Paul Rudd things are happening. there's that Apple TV Plus show he's doing with Oh, the shrink next door, yeah. Isn't that already, didn't that already start? I think it's started. Yeah, season two, I think it's already starting.

Oh, really? What? Oh, I thought it just launched. I thought it just launched too. Yeah, that's news to me. I think it's been on for a while. Oh, interesting. All right.

But, uh, so anyway, back to Ghostbusters. Yeah. I'm really looking forward to it. Yeah. I'm looking forward to it to it being the second greatest Ghostbuster film of all time. I got to. And I refuse to see it in a theater. So there you go.

There's where you're at. I'm in the same boat. I am very much looking forward to see it. I don't need to see it in the theater. So we'll see it when I see it. But, you know, maybe it'll exceed our expectations, man. Maybe this like, you know, Jason Reitman, taking the father's torch and making a movie and doing it right. And, you know, maybe it'll blow our mind so much that we'll just, that'll be it.

We won't ever have to think about 84 being the great movie anymore. Maybe this is now the new crown holder. Maybe that happened. Uh, my guess is, uh, I don't see it surpassing the, the original. I'm sure, because everyone's going to have that nostalgia for the original. Without the original, this one wouldn't exist. So it's kind of like a, you know, how do you improve upon something that so many people see is perfect? Yeah.

When your trailer is full of all of everyone's favorite characters from the first movie. You know, the little staypuff monsters and the door dog and, you know, all that. And a couple voices of people. that uh yeah and paul red you know then you know and sexiest man alive paul red don't forget yeah yeah yeah no kidding uh yeah i'm uh yeah i'm uh yeah i'm legit curious we'll see how it goes it's not going to be hard to beat two or that remake or that weird 2016 thing they made but can it beat the real ghost best yeah that's the question and then bill murray would say yes your honor this man is a dick or whatever you'd say you know what i'll i will let you guys know how it is

when we see it this weekend. Okay. I look forward to your review, Brian. You know, I still like the shared experience of a theater and the shared viruses of a theater and the shared stinky feet experience of people taking their shoes off next to me. I don't, you know, if we had a better theater here,

I would probably lean more towards going. But just the theater going experience for me for the last, even when we went up to Kansas City to the big AMC 20 there, just the theater going experience is so disappointing, these days that. I agree with you, Scott. I'm more than happy to drop $30. It's cheaper for me to spend $30 or $20 to watch the new James Bond film, whereas I'd have to spend $100 plus if I went to the movie theater. Yeah, you take your old family to that and you're going to make yourself broke after a while. Do you hear the news that movie pass guy bought his company back

and he's going to re-launch it? Trying it again. Movie pass making another go. Yeah, that's not going to go well. Zombie movie pass. Maybe I don't know how that will turn out, although I find it fascinating that AMC's response has been, well, people like movie popcorn so much, we're going to just start selling movie popcorn. I think they see the end of their of their business on the horizon and they're starting to pivot to bring your movie theater popcorn experience at home so that the local chain stuff takes over. That local chain that we used to do a lot of the Nertaculars at, the Megaplex chain here, they're doing a very similar thing where they're just getting. real creative about what you can go there to get because they have food there. They have popcorn

there. Now they've got a bunch of takeaway packages so that if you're going to watch a movie at home, here's everything. Popcorn, soda, the candy, whatever. Did you see that AMC is now going to start offering popcorn in grocery stores? Yeah, that's what I was just saying. Oh, you did say that. Yeah, red on air light. That was a good one, Brian. That was like, that was like a perfect example of the... It was like... No, thank you, everybody. See you next week.

The very definition of red-on-air left. I did not hear you say that. Here's how it could... So, you know, it's easy to say, well, Ghostbust is a classic. And you could say, people could say, oh, Road Warriors are a classic. But look what Fury Road did. See, that's what I'm saying. There's a possibility, Stephen, that we could have a Fury Road moment with Ghostbusters here.

Okay? It could be so good. Yeah, it's still the second best Mad Max movie. No. That is incorrect. That is incorrect. All right. Moving on.

Hey, Disney took a big dump. They dropped a giant deuce. And we're going to talk about some of those. Do you have a... I have a very negative take on it. Oh, wow. I'll save my snark here in just a moment. Oh, okay.

Let me just ask... So let me ask you guys this. Yeah. What was your favorite announcement that they made at Disney Plus Day? What was your favorite announcement? What was the one that you were just... is like, I didn't see this coming. I mean, none of that really.

I mean, exactly. I mean, I guess we knew everything. This was nothing but a big PR hype machine because for the last month and a half, Disney hasn't had any really big series stuff from Marvel or Star Wars. And so this was their answer to try to keep everyone around for a little while longer.

I take that back. The new X-Men animated series, people in the chat room just reminded me. I had no idea. That was coming. And that was a surprise that it's going to be the stock. of the old 90s cartoon. Sure. Yeah, that may be the, that may be the, the big one. Oh, and the Groot thing.

Yeah, I had no idea they were doing a Groot. That was announced a while ago. But that Groot, they did, but that Groot thing, the baby Groot thing, it sounds like the Star Wars special where we've got to help the Ewox fix shit. You know what I mean? Like, it's not, I don't think Disney's going to do it right, though? I mean, they might. I don't know.

I don't think they're infallible. We're not getting Be Arthur making cookies with a wookie, with the, uh, uh, Who was the wiki? Gene Shalett or something on TV, teaching how to make cookies or something? No, that was Art, Art Carney for him. Art Carney, that's right, yeah. The one I didn't know about that it's happening

that I still can't believe they went with this freaking name is the Nat Geo series Welcome to Earth with Will Smith. The fact that they called it, Welcome to Earth. But they didn't spell it, E-A-R-F. Yeah, they didn't do Earth. But I can't believe they're doing that. Like, that is insane to me that they went with that title and, like, locked it in and said, yeah, we're doing that. Hop on Will Smith.

This is a, we're going to make the reference from your dumb movie from 94. We're going to make it the ultimate title for our freaking nature show. So here's the thing that I found most fascinating is everything that you saw 10 seconds of video, whether it be Ms. Marvel or, um, uh, Chi Hulk or what's the other one, Moon Knight. those are the ones that you know are the next three that are coming out because anything else Obi-Wan Kenobi they didn't show any video they showed a lot of concept art the um the Groot stuff and even the secret invasion stuff those those had already been pre-announced uh they didn't show anything except for you know here's nick fury with a beard yeah there was nothing that hasn't already been announced that we didn't get anything on now of those three Marvel things I got to say that

she Hulk looks like it's going to be a lot of fun yeah It does. Yeah. And we're getting Ruffalo in that, which makes sense. Sure. A D. Holt Ruffe. Yeah. And Tim Roth is in there?

What's Tim Roth doing? Oh, Abomination. That's right. Yeah. He's in there. Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, that did look good to me.

I didn't know they were working on a Marvel Zombies adaptation, an animated thing. I don't know. That's because you're not caught up on another series. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. So I don't know. So this could be really interesting because that is the one that I thought would

catch a lot of people's attention because the logo is the comic book Marvel Zombies. Spoiler alert, Scott Johnson. For those people who have watched What If, the zombie episode in What If might be this. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. That was a lead in or that's going to be

connected to this. We see how it starts and all that stuff. That's fine. That's all good. I love the comic run of that. They've got to be violent and gross, though. If they don't do that, then what's the point? They're zombies. is Kirkman going to be

because Kirkman was behind the Marvel zombie stuff is he going to be involved in the TV show as well not that they've said I mean they've said everything that they're willing to say yeah I doubt it the Willow cast bummed me out because I thought they'd show more stuff instead it's just all of them sitting around getting you know saying hey

we're the cast how's it going we're in our regular day clothes this looks nothing like Willow see when Willow happens like that kind of bum me out because I don't even like Willow the movie but I like the idea I like a lot of the willow ideas and i think a series is a good place to have some fun with that and warwick davis being in the you know series and all i think there's some potential there but

they hardly showed anything of that yeah the amazing thing is they made no firm commitments on any dates they're just like coming in 2022 or coming soon so it's i don't know i was this is how i feel about a lot of the hall age presentations at san dieo comic con it's just a big old hype machine to get everybody excited and everybody talking and everybody to do all the people that the company should be doing. And so they get that for free. And we got really zero information for anything that's that we're expecting or that we're excited about.

So it's just a big hype dump you're saying. It is. It is. Yeah. And so that's why I'm very down on a lot of big major comic convention stuff. Because unless they're willing, like for X-Men 97, hey, everybody, we'll see you next year for X-Men 97. And it's like, okay, great.

Are you bringing back the original voice actors? Is it going to be done in the original style? Is it going to continue on from some of the stories that we saw in 97? And Disney's just sitting there going, shrugging their shoulders and going, maybe. Wolverine still be crying over a photo of Jean Grey. Please make sure you continue your $2199 a month subscription until then to find out. Oh, is that what we're paying for that? I don't know.

I don't know. I thought I got something from them recently that said they were upping their subscription price. Oh, really? I hadn't heard that. They did miss their mark as far as the number of subscribers they were hoping to get on this last quarter. They were hoping for 10 million, only got 2 million subscribers. So there goes my Disney stock for this week. It must annoy them that Netflix has these sleeper hits like Squid Game that are so massive.

They're such a huge hit. And they can't get that with like, I don't know. Like Disney, I like Disney Plus. I think it's a fine service. I've been okay with it. I've been happy with it. But, man, I just wonder how it feels inside some of those boardrooms. Like, you know, everybody's really kind of killing it right now with their streaming services.

Like so much going on. Except with Squid Games and some of those others, those are licensed. You know, the Korean company already sunk all the cost in that stuff. Oh, yeah. They aired that over there. And then Netflix is like, well, we've got some money to spend. end. So they spend it. When that agreement goes, it ends, they can either renew it or they can just say, well, we've gotten our money's worth out of this. We'll just let it pass. Disney,

on the other hand, is investing in original content that they own 100% outright. So that makes the Disney Plus streaming service a little more, number one, long term, and a little bit more you've got value for your money in that. Yeah, yeah. And the back catalog is huge and, you know, a reason enough to subscribe to it, but I hope they don't have devil and Max Devlin on there yet. No, I'm sure that's coming, though. Look out, everybody. Get your, who is the devil? Was it Bill Cosby? It was Bill Cosby and Elliot Gould, right? Elliot Gould, yeah. I remember that movie. When I was a kid, we wore out a VHS tape of that movie, and I thought it was great. I don't think it is, but I think it I thought it was. I thought it was great, but it ain't great. It's garbage. Yeah, for those people who are wondering what the heck devil and Max Devlin is, Elliot Gould dies and the devil played by Bill Cosby, so problematic right there,

says, hey, you can live, but you have to get me the souls of three people, and they are all like young tweens to, you know, early, late high school, maybe early college age. And in the end, Elliot Gould's like, oh, man, I can't steal the souls of these kids. That's your movie, yeah. This is back when they did like Condor Man and, you know, like there was a, There was a string there of Disney films. Devlin Max Devlin came before Condor Man. Oh, yeah, that's true.

Condor Man, I have seen it. Still waiting for Condor Man to come to streaming so the week. I guess it's probably on Disney Plus. We need to see it for film sex. We should. It is, we did a thing for our patrons a couple of years ago where we watched Condor Man and provided live commentary.

That movie doesn't hold up. I mean, it is. I mean, if there is some bad racial stereotyping in the last act, of the movie that just is so cringe-worthy that you're just like, oh my gosh, I can't believe you did this. But on the other hand, Condor Man went on to go sing a minion opera, so there you go. Yeah, yeah, he did.

Not streaming even on, this doesn't show it streaming on Disney Plus, surprisingly. Yeah, no, but you can get it for like four bucks on Apple TV. Four bucks on Apple TV. Yeah, I'm not too surprised. The thing's old. It's old as dirt. It was fun of time.

Yeah, but it's a Disney thing, and you'd think they'd want to put as much content as they have that they own. But maybe it's because there's some problematic, You know why those two movies aren't on Disney Plus yet? Why? Because we've got special announcements next year for Disney Plus Day 2020. Hype, get hyped. Yeah.

Get hyped, you guys. Hype and dump. That's what we're doing every year with the... I don't also, I want to just say, officially, I do not recognize Disney Plus Day. Okay? That is not a national day. It's not one of your holidays that you... They can try all they want.

Now, Pancake Day. Yeah, well, I'm more adherent to Pancake Day. I'm more adherent to Muffin Day. I'll do all of us. What about Garfield Day? Look, I'm Morris Day and the rest of his band. I like him all. The time.

Yeah, the time. I couldn't think of the rest of the band. You know, Morris Day and the rest of the band. Morris Day and the days. Yeah, and the days. All right. Well, we'll see how all this susses out. I'm sure there's some great stuff in here once it happens.

But like you said, a lot of this is. either already a known quantity or nowhere near production or just, you know, we're just part of this sandblast of information that we were all supposed to get hyped about. But I will say, you already said it. I'll reiterate, She Hulk, look, that surprised me as to how much fun I look like, that looks like that might be. Yeah. And I like comic.

And I think they're doing some, that last shot of her and Bruce Banner together. Yeah. Makes me think that they are actually going to shoot this. either with force perspective or manipulate her to be, you know, seven feet taller, however she's supposed to be in the comics. Yeah. It can be interesting, yeah, to see how they do that. Yeah, I'd be really curious.

I don't think she'll, you know, I don't think she's a CGI lady. Oh, no, no, no, no. But, I mean, you can do some Gandalf Force Perspective stuff and make her look taller than everyone else in the room. Yeah, if you can bend over and say, keep it secret, keep it safe. Let me ask you this. I mean, I don't know what that means, but okay. have you have you seen uh because gandolph does it have you seen the that arcane show at all i wonder what you take

i did i watched uh i didn't make it through all of the first episode because i was really busy yeah uh first of all three d with cell shaded stuff tends to be on my problematic list just like uh what if yeah but this one actually worked pretty good i i don't like the uh 3d foreground and obviously drawn 2d background oh really story seems really cool. Yeah, that's good. The story seems really neat. I don't know how many episodes you guys have watched. I'm two in.

There's, uh, let's see, the final three drop this week. Um, they did a weird three. Or are they doing as a grouping? I thought they did the first three and then they were going to do them weekly after. No, they, they dropped three and then another three and I think the other three are dropping all at once. It's weird. Oh, okay.

Weird, funky weird. Yeah, I mean, it's like eight, it's like eight episodes or nine episodes of an hour each. So it's like a ton of animation that you're getting out of it. And the story looks really. cool. Like I said, I haven't made it all the way through the first episode yet, but so far I've enjoyed what I've seen. The good news is, and I haven't, you know, I'm not at the end, so I can't say how they stick to this landing, but you don't have to have any knowledge of what this is based on, which is League of Legends, but you don't need to know. It doesn't matter. It will to fans. I mean,

fans are going to think it's cool, but it's unlike something like, I don't know, Warcraft or Diablo or even the Castlevania series, you don't have to be at all invested in League of Legends to enjoy this. They're just telling a really cool story with some really rad animation and some amazing voice work and sound work. And it's such a cool thing. I'm blown away by it. I think it's rad.

Yeah, very cool. If you haven't seen it, Brian, if you've got the time. Definitely. It's definitely on the list. Yeah, I don't know, but it helps that I don't need to know much about it to appreciate it. to appreciate it. You don't need to know a thing about it. Seriously. Like zero knowledge needed for League of Legends at all. In fact, the name of the thing is Arcane and it's so big.

It's a little tiny. And I think that's to their credit because, you know, they know this. They know they've got a hardcore bunch, but they need this to be, you know, this needs to go further than that. And I think it's successfully doing that. It's really, really cool. It's on the list, but Black Lotus is before it. Black Lotus, remind me. The Blade Runner Black Lotus.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. animated thing. Oh, yeah, I've got to watch that too. Did that land? Is that out? Have you watched Midnight Mass yet? Yeah, first two episodes, I think, of Black Lotus are out. But Midnight Mass was awesome. Loved it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was really good. Yeah, couldn't, can't say enough about that. All right, Stephen, big stuff to dig through.

If you want more of this kind of coverage, check out Major Spoilers.com. Anything happening on the site or the network you'd like to mention? We are gearing up for the holidays next week. So we've got a Thanksgiving episode of the Major Spoilers podcast where we ponder the question. What happens if Magneto comes to your Thanksgiving Day dinner? Oh, my. Just your, just the silverware alone. What's going to do? It's right. He'll cut all the turkey for you, though. Yeah. But what if your turkey's got one of those metal popper things in it? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's undercooked. And then you'll have to argue with them about, you know, whether mutants should take

control or whether we should work with people, regular people. Oh, what a nightmare. Let's just say The dinner table is rather tense between Captain America, Magneto, and Dr. Strange. That's a hell of a grouping. And they have the little table, like the little kids card table, or what? No, they've got a big table in it. This is a Scarlet Witch Vision number six, I think, from 1970-something. That's awesome. Yeah.

I wouldn't mind reading that. That's probably on my app. I'll go check it out. Stephen, fantastic hanging and talking to you. Have a great day teaching the young minds of the future American. leadership there at the school and uh we'll talk to you next time by now stay hydrated stay hydrated hail hydration all right let's uh let's be done hey brian uh real quick here i don't know if you know this but there's this dude in our community named jamy goes by the name tms mashups and he

likes to make i've heard of him yeah he's uh he's kind of a big deal yeah feels like a big deal uh is a big deal and he made another big deal for us to play today this is uh tms mashups Monday morning mashup, I'll go with weeners. Okay? I'll go with weeners. Who knows what that means? Let's find out together. I know exactly what it means.

Brian Dunaway said it. Oh, perfect then. Here we go. You can farm and cook and shit. Yep. Oh, it's probably just farm and cooking shit. Yeah, farm and cooking shit. The guy walks in with the most glorious I've ever seen.

This thing went from his... He was like the crystal gale of... Okay, all right, so his length as opposed to bulk. Yes, correct. But I had to lick it to get the smell started. It didn't smell... It didn't... Go ahead, Jamie, there's a free one for you.

All we got was just some dude picking up heavy weights with his... They were together long enough to poop out Big Ear Joe. To make a Charles. Yeah, to make a Charles. I believe tonight is the night we'll make a Charles, and then we're done. Let's make a chuck. up you stay on the other side of the castle. Find out why my

is purple or whatever it is, you know, go for it. But you're not supposed to jam it up your butt is what I learned. This is correct. Oh, I'll never forget this. They had a vat of... Oh, geez, really? Yeah, like a big round steel, I don't know what, with just... And I don't know why.

Hey, hey, you think you're using enough toilet paper there? Hold on see if I can find a better ghost. Oh, no, nope, nope, oh. Oh, that one's freaky. That one's freaky. That one's cool. Jerry Seinfeld.

He's not dead, though. Check. Well, I like to spontaneously fucking strangers. Does that count? And I'm thinking, well, I'll just grab it with some fingers with the hand that's holding the... No big deal. Sure. It's not like a giant hand.

You can hold the with two fingers and do the with the... the three if you need exactly that's the theory i'm going to go with the weaners i think everybody's always a hot dog weeners wait a minute hold on a second i'm sorry i can't just go right past that i can't either hold on you said you thought they'd be choking on their dads what yeah yeah no the dads would be choking them oh oh okay choking on dad's hands as they choke them i thought we just ended up in a really weird porn hub uh subcategory no you a bunch of perverts you bunch of can't say nothing around you I didn't know what you meant, and I didn't want to jump to any conclusions. I just wanted to suss it out and get to where it was, and now you've done it.

Now, see, and now you're saying suck, and now you're making me dirty. Now, I'm reading into things. No, no, no, you're good. You're good. All those bleeps. The bleeps. The bleeps. It's a new thing, the unnecessary censorship, which is fantastic.

Well done, Jamie. Yeah, good job, dude. One of your best ones. Loved it. You've added an extra new level to this. this thing. Yep. Congratulations.

You did it. But Brian Dunaway proves that we still, you know, like even without unnecessary censorship. Oh, yeah. Still say some pretty damn funny things. Yeah, we say dumb things all the time. Anyway, Jamie's great. Follow him on Twitter at TMS mashups. And he'll put that up.

He posts stuff all the time as well, by the way, on his Twitter account after we played them here. So you can check out that stuff as well. All right. That's going to do it for us. Big thanks to everybody who supports us at patreon. slash TMS. I have to send new artwork in today. It's the middle of the month. That's when I do it so that it's all ready for the end of the month. And that's always exciting because a bunch of you are on a level where you get cool, collectible artwork every month. And that's happening again this month. So check that out. Patreon.com slash TMS. And you can get in as low as a buck a month. It's stupid cheap. I mean, ridiculously cheap. There's no other form of entertainment that is this stupid cheap. So go get it. Patreon.com slash TMS for everything else. It's a frog. Pants.com slash TMS.

And now, a song presented by Brian Ibbett. Yes. Jessica wrote in and said, hey, Scott and Brian, gentlemen, I must admit, I have a sad request. A boy, I had a sad request for, ending the middle and a sad request for, we're ripping off the vandy. We're taking care of both of these on one day. Sadly and unexpectedly lost my dad to a heart attack at the age of 65 a few weeks ago. We were all heartbroken.

I'm most heartbroken for my three-year-old son, Braden, who has just lost his best friend and grandpa. Brian, you played a brilliant cover of domino dancing from my dad earlier this year for his birthday, and he absolutely loved it. So whenever there's an open date to play a tune, I would love it if you could play another cover of domino dancing or the cover of any level 42 song, one of his all-time favorite bands. I know it's strange that our song was domino dancing, but when I was a kid, dad and I would dance to it all the time and then play games on our NES. Those were the days. Thank you guys for the laughs during this very hard time. When I play the show from my dad, he, in his British way, would say, yeah, those guys are pretty funny.

Thanks again, gentlemen. You guys are the best. Signed, Jessica. Oh, man. I'm so sorry to hear that. My dad died almost the same age. It's the worst thing. Too young.

Oh, man. It's rough. 65 is so young, too. And in doing this, I'm realizing that I may, I wonder if I picked the same cover of Domino dancing that I played before because I don't have a lot of covers of this. But you know what? That's all right. This is a good one to play anyway.

This is a cover by a Pet Shop Boys cover band called The West End Girls. It's a pair of women in the UK who do nothing but Pet Shop boys' covers. But they inject their own style. It's not just a sound-alike cover. It's really, really good. They put out an album in 2006 called The West End Girls Go Pet Shopping. Here is their cover of Domino Dancing. I don't know

it's a little bit of a bit of I don't know why I don't know why I don't know how much. I thought I loved you, but I'm not sure now. I've seen you look as strangers too many times. I love you once is of a different kind. Remember when we felt a sun. Love like paradise, how hot it burned.

A threat of distant phanta, the sky was red. And when you walked, you always turned every head. Oh day, oh day, watch them all fall down Oh day, oh day, domino dancing Oh day, watch them all fall down Oh day oh day Domino dancing I saw that when we thought

I was to play But now I know you play a different game I watch you dance with danger Still once and more Add another number to the score Oh day, oh day, watch them all fall down Oh day, oh day, Domino dancing

Oh day, watch them all fall down Oh day, oh day, Domino dancing When you look around, you wonder Do you play to win Why are you just a bad, We serve a bad news, so bad, so bad, so the bad. I don't know why, I don't know how

I thought I loved you but I'm not sure now I hear the thunder crashing the sky is dark and now a storm is breaking within my heart O-day, watch them all fall down Dominal dancing O-day, watch them all-day, watch them all over, fall down O-D-O-D-D

Domino dancing O-D-D-O-D-W-D watch them all fall down O-D-D-O-D-D Domino dancing O-T-O-T-O-D watch them all fall down O-T-O-D-D

D'O-D-Dens-A O-D-D-D When you are, and you want to make, O-D-D-D-A, Domino-D-D-A, Domino-D-Lame. Don't know dancing

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