The Morning Stream - TMS 2208: Dude, you're getting Adele!

Episode Date: November 29, 2021

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Handwriting analysis is a real science proven accurate. The morning stream. That's my safety word. Morning everybody. Welcome back to the TMS morning stream business. It's Monday, 29th of November 2021. I'm Scott. And that's Brian. Hi, Brian. Hello. Welcome back. Oh my gosh. It feels like it's been forever since we've done one of these. Yeah. We took a week off. off. If you all remember, last Monday, I was sort of in recovery mode for my back and, and that was great. And then by Wednesday, when it was finally starting to feel good, I caught a nasty head cold from a two-year-old and spent the entire last, well, basically almost a week, in my own

snoddy misery, blowing my nose every five seconds and sound unterrible. But finally today, I feel like it's lifted a little, a little bit of liftage. Yeah. Feeling a little better. By the way, nobody worried about COVID or breakthrough or anything. The tests were negative. Everything's fine. Why do you throw a poor van under the bus? On Twitter, here, on Facebook.

He sneezed all over me when he came over. He was like, I could tell something was up. And he sneezed. And I went, oh, I'll bet that'll stick. Man, the kid just gets the blame. Yeah. And he has no idea. Zero idea.

And he got over, of course, in like a day or two days. Of course, yeah. Right. He can recover quick. You, us, you know, grown-ups, not so much. Yeah, it kind of wrecked me. But I'm fine now. Everything's fine.

Let's have a great Monday, everyone. Yay. Yeah. It's good to be back. Thank you all for the break. We enjoyed it. And I hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving week, those in the States anyway. And we hope that everyone out of the States had a great week regardless of whatever.

No matter what state you're in, we hope you had a good week. They don't have an equivalent to that week week, right? like nobody that Thursday is doing anything cool the rest of the world it's just us right nobody else is doing anything like they're just having a normal Thursday as far as I know right yeah I mean I think somebody was saying that I was talking to somebody who's out of the country out of the US obviously Canada does their thing in October yeah um who was I talking to that said that they just yeah we just cook we do we basically just um I think there might have been people who moved from the U.S. to the U.K. or half of the families from the U.S. or something like that.

I could see that. It was just such a prominent holiday growing up that I can't imagine a world without it. So being somewhere else where they don't celebrate it, it just sounds like another planet to me. It just seems weird. Right. Yeah. But anyway, we hope you had a nice one. We had a lovely one.

Today's my wife's birthday. Happy birthday Kim. Yay! Happy birthday Kim! I don't know if she'll hear this. Probably not. She's in her car. She's too busy delivering casseroles to all the neighbors, probably.

I know she's got another car load of homeless bags, so she's probably about doing it. Oh, she puts homeless people in bags? Yeah, homeless bags. Well, she calls the homeless people bags. That's what she called. Oh, gotcha. Okay. No, no.

I kid, I kid. Stephanie asks, is she 50 yet? No, no, no. Don't hurry her up. She just hit the ripe number of 49 today. And she's out and about taking shit. to take Carter downtown for a work thing, and then she's going to, she told me she was going to go around with her friends and do all the freebies that you do for your birthday.

Oh, yeah, right. Of course. You've got to do that. Yeah. So she's starting with a grand slam at Denny's. I wondered about that. Is that number one on the list? I wondered about that, because when I, when she told me that, I went, this is the most

ibid-ass thing you've ever done. Hell yeah. This is something Brian would do. And she goes, well, I'd love doing it. And I'm doing it. Exactly. See, it's free coffee there, free something else there. A free donut at Krispy cream or something?

Well, I mean, you get that anyway, still with your COVID card, your vaccine card. Oh, that's right. I still have yet to get one, by the way. I still have yet to go. Because the Krispy Cream here in Denver is so freaking far away that it'd be like an hour and a half round trip to get a donut. And there are closer places with better donuts, in my opinion. Is that location still, you know, like unworldly busy the way it, you know, because ours are just packed still like the drive-ups are horrible yeah they're horrible uh not to my

knowledge but again you know i don't it's not an area that i go by very often and when i do drive by there it's usually like late at night right we're coming back from uh visiting um my uncle who lives down in that area or we just went to ikea and picked up a new bookcase or something this by the way not did not come from ikea it's uh got it from way fair and boy, you get what you pay for with Wayfair. Let me just say that. I don't know who Wayfair is. Tell me more about this.

It's an online. It's like house goods. It's the Amazon of House goods, but stuff is relatively inexpensive. And I found out when I was putting in one of the tiny, one of the smaller bits of shelves that, boy, if you don't have the screw point of the right way, it breaks off a piece of that particle board that you're in. entire bookcase is made out of, so. Oh, no. Oh, that's the worst, that stuff. Yes. Then you got to hide it or hope no one sees it. It's like, oh, a piece of crap.

Break me off a piece of that particle board. Exactly. But, uh, yeah. But, hey, you know what? I didn't pay a lot for it and, uh, I got what I paid for. Yeah. So that's, that's great. Sometimes you just need what you, what the dollars, uh, translated to. And that's what you got. So, right, exactly. So anyway, the, the, the crispy cream down there, I don't think, I don't think it's as busy as it was, when it started, right?

When people were camping out overnight to get the first box when they opened up and stuff like that. But I'd be curious to see what the in-and-outs are, like here, now that we've had them for a few months. Depends on, I bet it depends on when you go. You go around lunch and it's insane again. I'll bet it's insane around then. But if you don't, if you go at two or something, have a late lunch, then I'm sure it's a lot better. I don't know. Yeah.

Well, there you go. And the fries do sucks, Sam Jane. you're right yeah they kind of do it's you know give me freddies uh 10 out of 10 times i'll take freddies over over in and out now you're making me want to go to freddies wow i do this every day i don't think it's me scott i think it might be me want to go to freddies and just like van you want to blame it on somebody else that's right somebody else's fault for my appetite today and i'm blaming it on brian uh well anyway happy birthday to her she's doing good she didn't catch this thing so lucky her. I don't know how she avoided it.

Does she sequester you? Like when you get sick, does she, you know, cut off all physical interaction and physically throw you into a rocking chair on the side? Once we knew it wasn't COVID, it's fine. She's like, well, I'm either I'm getting it or I'm not as her attitude. And so no, there was none of that. He stayed over. So I caught it from him the week. my back was bad. No, what day was that? Tuesday of last week. Yeah. And then Wednesday's when I started feeling awful. And then he stayed overnight on Friday. Saturday? Can't remember. Thinks. No, yesterday. No, we had him yesterday. That means it was the night before. Saturday night. He stayed over. And he stayed just like, you know, a foot away from me on a mattress and his blankets and everything. And I'm now sick as a dog and coughing and I'm worried. I'm

keeping him up all night and he's just sleeping like well like a baby of course no problem yeah like it didn't even uh happen to him yeah the little the little weenie but he it was still fun and he woke up at two this is great he wakes up at two o'clock in the morning he does not the kind of kid that wakes up very much and he never cries so he wakes up and he's just kind of bumping around the room and he's going and i'm awake and i'm kind of looking at him just to see what's going to happen and he's talking to himself and he starts singing this is Halloween this is Halloween

and then he starts and then he starts singing the other song what's this what's this there's music in the air so I got this little Danny Elfman kid walking around the room and then he at one point I'm about to get up and go

okay buddy you gotta go back to sleep or whatever right when I'm about to do that he looks over at his bed points at his pillow and then wanders over there, hops back in, pulls a blanket over himself, falls right to sleep again. And I didn't know if that meant, was all of that a sleepwalk?

Was he? Right, exactly. Was he dreaming the nightmare before Christmas? He loves that movie, so I'm not surprised he's singing it, but I don't know if he was awake now that I think about it. But anyway, it was fun to have him over, but I was sick as a pig, everyone.

I'm so grumpy when I'm sick, dude. You couldn't live with me. I don't know how Kim does it. Honestly, I'm the biggest piece of shit, but I'm sick. When you're sick, does she treat you better than she treats the neighbors when they're sick? Oh, the Peterson's across the street had their mailbox broken off in the middle of the night by a guy with a baseball bat. I'm taking them a casserole and two cakes. Yeah, for me, it's like, there's stuff in the fridge, I got to go.

It's like that. Right, exactly. Take care of yourself. I lift you out some eggs and tortillas. totally and Carter's right she's in the chat room I'll admit it she says I'm a drama queen when I'm sick I agree I'm a total drama I just get really grouchy it feels like everything sucks I get mad I don't know if that's a dude thing if it's just a me thing if it's just a I don't know what it is but also it's been dude it's been since I think early 2019 that I had any kind

of cold or anything so outside the back thing I mean I don't count that as an illness. So to have this happen after all of that time where, you know, obviously being careful wearing masks going everywhere and stuff made it so we didn't catch the regular things either. And then so this thing just hit me like a truck. And it's been a while since I was so cranky and sick. So it was time to let all that out, you know? They, you know, they're saying that when all this is over, we'll probably still have two things. When the pandemic, you know, when we run out of Greek letters and and therefore the pandemic is over. There'll be two things that remain.

QR codes, which is amazing. The QR codes on their last dangling string of life. And then all of a sudden, because it's like every menu, every restaurant you go to, QR codes and masks will be the things that will still have remnants of. I don't mind, you know, I mean, it'll probably, masks will probably just be, it'll go to what respectful people in Japan and other places do where when you're sick, you'll wear a mask. Yeah.

You know, it's like, oh, I've got to go out to Walgreens and get some Sudafed. Well, I'm going to mask up because I don't want anybody else to get sick. That'd be good, I think. That would not hurt our society for people who are not feeling, who are feeling a little under the weather. Right, right. That day.

It's okay. Exactly. Be respectful of other people. Also, keep that Amacron business in Africa or wherever it is. I don't want the new variant. Too late. It's already here. No.

Where is it anyway? Maybe Delta and Omicron can have like a showdown, slap down fight and kill each other and then with no people involved? That'd be great. I mean, what do we got after that? Like Phi Chi, Si, Omega, Beta, Thau, Tau. They skipped over two of them. And I don't know why. What were the two?

New and G or Z or X, X, I, whatever that is. Yeah, well, they're skipping that one, right? Because they don't want new COVID. Like, COVID new, oh, no, no, it's like Coke. No, I want original flavor COVID, not new COVID. Oh, I thought maybe the X-I was too, because it sounds like the, what's his name? 11. No, the Chinese emperor guy, not emperor, whatever he is.

Who's in charge of China right now? Well, you're close because it's a very common last name, and they don't want to have, like, COVID-Zai. You know, it's like a billion people. in China have that as a last name and yeah that's a bad idea yeah exactly and and bobby franks you're absolutely right i don't think that i think that uh you'll get you'll have a handful of people that mask up when they're feeling sick but i think for the most part once people don't have to wear masks we'll go back to barely wearing masks yeah i don't know somebody i talked to the other day who claimed to be an epidemiologist who sent me a dm on twitter i don't have any way to verify this

but he's probably listening right now. So I'm not questioning your credentials. I just don't know because it was a DM on Twitter. So I don't know. They're an epidemiologist. Yeah, he says people need to quit thinking this is ever going away. And I said, what do you mean? He says, well, that's how this stuff works.

It will hang around. And it will, the idea is you get enough people either exposed slash immune to it slash immunized against it, that you reduce the death rate by a large amount. better therapeutics come along that actually help when people have it, which is happening now, I guess, that Pfizer's got something that's like a good therapeutic drug to use while you have COVID. I don't know how that's looking. But like, and we'll talk about maybe some of this tomorrow with Bobby,

or, you know, with somebody who actually knows what he's talking about. But the point is this guy says, Oh, he says there's no world without COVID moving forward, just like there's no world without some form of H1N1 or, It's just that this is so virulent and so out there that you can't, that it's much more prominent. But, you know, we haven't eradicated, what was the example he used? Oh, Ebola. He says, we haven't eradicated Ebola.

We just contained it. Right. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. And so, yeah, you're totally right. So his whole thing was like, this thing mutates too fast where we just need to get used to that idea and quit pretending there's some edge to it and, you know, thinking it's going to go. away but well whatever man i'm look i'm done looking i'm done being negative brian i've been sick all week i've been irritated as shit uh my i didn't sell my my uh turnips for very much that was bad

so didn't didn't sell oh your turnips you bought you told me you were going to do the turnip market anymore i know and here's what happened last sunday i's like you know what i'm going to get into that turnip market again every time i think i'm out they pull me back in with those turnips. Yeah, so there's that. Hey, hey, I think we found a new third eagle. I think I found a new third eagle. All right. Yeah. I want you to hear this. I heard this and I went, oh, Brian's got to hear this. So I'm not saying I'm going to follow this lady. I'm not going to probably ever do anything with her again. But I wanted to play this clip because it freaked me out. So here it is. The new third eagle aiming for the throne. Enjoy her story. After Derek and I got married, one night, this, other Derek appears in our bed the real Derek is lying down next to me

other Derek sits right up out of him it startled me I knew that was not Derek and so I asked this critter who are you because he clearly wanted to have

sexual relations and I said And he said, come on, I'm your husband. I said, who are you? And he had the nerve to claim to be, Ehusweris, Xerxes. Well, other Derek seriously wanted to invite me to use my free will to do something that was going to pull me away from God. So this last time I knew

he was really desperate and I asked him again who are you? He told me the same answer and I said I am not going with you this was an internal dialogue finally I said I've had enough in my mind I reached up

I grabbed his face and I said you are a liar and Jesus is real and I pulled that face off, and beneath it was a reptile. And he had little creatures with him this time. He brought these little halfling creatures, and they looked like, I don't know, gargoyles. They were very reptilian as well. So beneath that face of Derek was a reptilian serpentine creature,

probably similar to what was visiting the Anasazi. Wow. Well, the Bible says... And then that guy goes down, like, I love how that dude's like, well, you know, and now let's quickly justify this weird-ass story you just told. Which of these co-hosts was clearly not paying attention to what she was saying. It was deep dreaming about what he needs to pick up from Walgreens. Oh, she's done?

Wow. All right. Well, anyway, moving on. What that tells me is her and Derek have an interesting relationship. That's what that tells me. Does Derek walk around with a martini glass with just a single lemon, inside it or a whole bunch of M&M's. If not, he should.

He should. I picture, you know I picture Derek, Derek as this Derek in the story. I picture it as weirdly. Okay, did you watch, do you watch Hawkeye, the first two episodes? Hocker, Hocker, not Huckkeye? Hawkeye, Hockie, okay. Yes, because I did. Of course I, come on.

Yeah, of course you did. Who are you talking to? So I did two. Oh, you never have to worry about me watching a Marvel thing stuff. Yeah, I guess, I don't know what I'm thinking. What was I thinking? But yeah, that, that sure. show, Kate Bishop's new stepfather in the first two episodes, Armando, or whatever the hell

his name is, he's, that's what I picture when I think of this Derek guy for some reason. Just a slimy, smarmy bastard, you know? Smarmy bastard, yes. Was that guy, I know, I know I recognized him. I didn't look it up on IMDB to see if, uh, I didn't know, I meant to. Yeah. Yeah, I meant to. Maybe I'll do it real quick.

Hold on. Oh, because he looked really full. familiar you know i got to say real quick here about hawkeye sure i'm not going to give any spoilers or full reviews or anything but i wanted to say something about the scott says i plan to watch at least five episodes i'm watching the whole damn thing i'm watching every kim and i are committed we're watching every wednesday so uh here's my thing with that show uh first of all i enjoyed it quite a bit um yeah and i think that haley steinfeld is the future of acting anyway absolutely she's awesome it's got a great sense of humor too yeah she's awesome i just

I've always liked her. She's really good in this. Anyway, what I liked about it the most, I think, was they used all that MAP fraction-looking intro stuff. Right, yeah. That is so cool, that style. I love it so much. And you see him even listed as one of the writers, I believe.

So, I mean, obviously, they're pulling pizza dog came from the Maffraction stuff, and there'll probably be some other elements that came from that series. Yeah, he's got, I see him in the credits. I don't think he's, I think you may just be associate. I don't know, some kind of producer role. It could just be, you know, based on, maybe based on characters from the NACPaction created meeting Pizza Dog. Yeah, he's awesome, though.

He's real good. He is. As far as Thanksgiving went, you know, other than the head cold and all that crap, it was fine. Yeah. You know, we didn't do, you know, we, I'd already talked about it. We already had a big Thanksgiving with the family. And so it was just me Kim and Carter on the day up because everyone else had other places. Yeah.

So we did steak and, uh, in, uh, in, Crabbs. Crab legs. That's cool. It was good. And if you're all sitting there going, crab, where do you get that in Utah? It's frozen. It comes in.

We get it. Okay? We get it. It's fine. Somebody really, nobody's going to ask that. Like, I don't know. Grocery stores work. Every time I bring up that I have anything to do with any kind of like seafood, somebody,

how fresh is that going to be? Usually social media, Facebook, Twitter or something, sometimes the show, sometimes emails. but somebody always has to say, yeah, Utah, known for their fresh steve. I'm like, dude, do you, does anyone live anywhere? Do you understand how you can get this stuff? Sure, and it's not pulled directly out of the ocean and dropped on a plate. That's fine.

That's fine. Yeah, it's not going to be as fresh as on the coasts and that sort of thing. But surprise, a lot of the stuff you guys eat on the coasts isn't pulled fresh out of the water. It's frozen and then given to you later on, unless you're going to some place. that like specifically catches and serves their food. Yeah. And charges you a lot of Monday, Monday, money. A lot of Monday.

A lot of Monday. I don't know what. Spider Monday. Did you get your, uh, did you get your Spider-Man tickets on Spider-Monday stuff? No, I didn't bother with it. It's fine. I know you're not, uh, you're not into theaters yet. I probably, yeah, I'm probably not doing the theater thing for that thing, but, uh, did you

get some seats? Did you, uh, I did you, barely? Like, I, uh, I think I got seats that somebody else got, rid of when they found better seats. Oh. I got on this morning and, um, and, uh, AMC prime totally filled up. AMC, uh, IMAX totally filled up. So I'm like, well, we'll do Dolby.

Dolby had, it was great. It was like a set of four seats. Yeah. All together. Yeah. I grabbed the two in the middle. So I'm hoping that that means that, you know, we're going to see if we're going to get somebody on either side of us.

But when we've done this in the past, we've been pretty lucky. If we leave two seats, we get somebody next to us. That if we leave one seat between us and the next people, we usually don't. Right, gotcha. No, that's cool. But this is a big enough movie that you're probably going to get some people who go solo. Do you say it was an IMAX theater or no? This is not.

We're just doing Dolby. So when somebody does IMAX now, does that mean the movie was filmed in IMAX or does it mean that they just are showing it? Well, it means that they're showing it on an IMAX screen. but Eternals was filmed in IMAX. We saw that on IMAX. We saw, what else did we see recently that was filmed for IMAX? Oh, Ghostbusters Afterlife was. Okay.

Was that one? That one definitely was. Oh, Dune. Dune definitely was, yeah. Dune, but we didn't see in the theaters. We saw that here. But do they do, I mean, we saw that here on I'm in. The Ibit minimum giant screen, projection screen, DLP, projector.

that's great your last name works in a lot of acronyms there's a lot of eyes yeah yes so but hold on so when you do that I guess I don't understand the IMAX process when a director or filmmaker or director of photography or whatever they're out there filming do they have like two different kind of cameras all pointing at the same shit or is it just filmed an IMAX and that can convert to other stuff better I'm guessing that it's filmed in IMAX and then they they really work on the editing to make sure that if when they

trim it down for standard screen orientation, it's not cutting out a pothole, for example. Yeah. Okay. To use a side tone example. It's not, it's not, IMAX isn't 16 by 9. What is it? It's like, um, it's taller, right? Apocin recline describes it.

Wider aspect ratio and film crop to other sizes. Right. But in the case of IMAX, it's higher than wider, or it's both maybe. Right. I don't know what the ratio is. All right, well, anyway. Yeah, I don't know. Show's what I know.

I know nothing. Got our tickets on Spider Monday here. Spider Monday, catch it. All right. That's right. We're going to move on to Babel Royale. Don't worry, though. We have lots more to discuss today.

Since there's no Steven, we're kind of, things are going to be a little weird. We're going to do email or, excuse me, news at a time. We don't normally do news. Yeah, we're changing everything up today. Yeah, it's all swapping. Maybe even throwing in a call now if there's people. Yeah, we'll see if there's time. Depends, I guess, how things go.

But let's get into the Battle Royale mood and do our own version of that, which is called Babel Royale. Kind of a squid game of morning show ideas. That's right. Yes, you will get pulled off of a tug-of-war perch as part of this. One of you will. That's my understanding. And as we do that, I have to push buttons. So here's button number one.

That signals the entry of one man. that man being Brian done away from South Carolina comes on Mondays and Wednesdays plays this game with us and we'd love having them here Brian welcome back to the show oh hi Scott and Brian hi oh boy do we miss you we haven't talked to you since uh I know the week yeah the week before last served yeah long time ago oh shit in all my illness I forgot to post film sack yesterday gosh dang it oh no I'll put it up today everybody don't worry film set or watch along Hopefully you didn't watch along without us. Yeah, I don't think they knew about it.

My bad. I'll fix that. Thanks for reminding me. But yeah, it's been a bit, dude. Speaking of which, hey, there's a 5% chance that a Christmas gift that needs a signature will arrive during this. So there's almost 100% chance that will arrive while we're doing this. Oh, I see. If there's even the slightest possibility that could arrive during this, it will absolutely arrive during this.

I've got something. Odds are one to one. I wonder if mine is scheduled a similar to, oh, man. Welcome to holiday time. It's like, I've got to be there to get this. Can you just leave a post-it out of the door that says, here's my signature? You can do like a little hangar thing. You can print out a thing from the website.

Well, depending on who it is, FedEx, I think you can print out a thing from their website, sign it, and stick it on the door. And I've done that before. But then they end up going through the wrong door. Something weird happens. I've done that before at one time, and it did not go as planned, and I had to go drive, like, 30 minutes to pick it up. I was shooting bird the whole way. This thing doesn't get here until arriving today sometime before 10 p.m. whatever. Oh, that's good.

Well, you know, there are delivery drivers who listen to this show, and by golly, thank you for everything that you guys do and have to put up with. Thanks for your service. on your street at a certain time. That's tough to do. Yeah. Yeah. They're making the hard calls and the hard falls for us each and every day. Speaking of hard falls,

let's see if we can make Brian take a hard fall today in our contest. Hey, Hey, Brian, Ibit, tell us about today's Babel Royale. Sure, we're playing the morning squirm. This is our back and forth trivia game

where players will match wits on topics that BuzzFeed might make you throw up about. Scott and Brian will take turns answering multiple choice trivia questions. and if they get it wrong, the other player gets a point. The player with the most points after five questions wins the prize for their contestants. And we're not pulling contestants from you schmucks that are listening live. No, we're talking about people who are outside of the live audience who sent in a request to say, hey, I want to play.

It's actually a form called, Hey, I Want to Play. So, Scott, you're going to be playing for Alan Morrison of Halifax, Nova Scotia. And Brian, you're going to be playing for Nuwana from a whole, Holstbro, Denmark. Holstabro, yes, Holstabro, Denmark. If you break it down into smaller chunks, it'll sound right. That's right. Holstabro.

Holsterbro. Using that Sesame Street knowledge, you got to pronounce things. That's right, exactly. So, you know, but playing for a couple people outside the U.S. today, which is really, really cool. Prizes today, first place, we'll get Ex-Morph Defense and Aegis Defenders. so it'll be a lot of defending going on for our first place winner. Our second place winner gets Desert Child, not Desert Child, but Desert Child.

Ah, good. Yeah, take a double look. That's right, yes. You think you know, so, yeah, double look. I'm down here. Those are all good quality games. And also, Brian Dunaway, I think you were referring to the electric company teaching us how to break words up.

I think that's what you meant. No, no. Both. Sesame Street also did the electric, the tie prayer that come out, and he would. Oh, yeah, no, no, no, no. that guy yeah he used to freaking leave a mark on me that character i don't know what he was always getting hosed in the worst way it was like bad him and the five chocolate cakes guy they were always a mess uh-huh yeah so wait are you talking brian you're talking about the

or scott you're talking about the electric company two silhouette faces yeah uh one of which was almost always reada morano yeah he got the winner reada merino the other one was always morgan freeman yeah it was almost morgan freeman all the time yeah right yeah so they were compound words. Yeah. We were raised, right? Anal fissure. Anal fissure.

Anil fissure. Anil fissure. All right. Let's get to the boarding squirm. I think, Brian, you started last time. Scott, you're going to be starting this time. And again, as it goes, I'll give you a multiple choice. If you get it wrong, then the other player gets a point.

Okay. In 2006, Scott, a team of scientific researchers completely screwed up and accidentally killed Ming the world's oldest clam. Ironically, they were trying to figure out Ming's age. The mollus was believed to be, was it? 143 years old, 234 years old,

507 years old, or 600 years old, the world's oldest mollusk that was killed by science. That's awful that we killed it. Good news, we can tell you are. Bad news? You're dead. Bob, I don't think we're supposed to cut in half and count the rings.

I don't think that's how it's supposed to work. All right. The third, give me the, what was the third one? Third one, 507 years old. Let's do that one. 507. Is the answer 507 years old? Yes, it is.

Good job. Always go with answer three. Was he, was he like named after Ming, the merciless? What a great name for a freaking, Clam. What do you want to name him? The clam. Did you get any data on how he killed him?

Uh, no. No, just, uh, just that they were trying to determine Ming's age, but that would be interesting. I'd be curious to know that, too. Well, let's see is, let's find his little heart. It was, uh, it was death by Chowder. Come on, no. That's how you kill a Clown. Exactly.

Yeah. Uh, all right, Brian, you get question number two here. In 1871, an Ohio lawyer accidentally shot himself and died while demonstrating this in court. A, the incorrect way to load a gun. B, how to, I'm sorry, how a defendant could have hypothetically shot himself. C, how the safety on the gun works, or D, how it's nearly impossible to shoot yourself. Oh, my God. This really happened?

This really happened, 1871, an Ohio lawyer. Wow. That's great. I wanted to be D, even though I'm not entirely convinced, but I wanted to be D. you want it to be is then is that what your guess is going to be that's what I'm going with the heart today instead of going with facts I'm just going

with what I you know the heart all right is it answer D no it is not Scott at the point the remaining choices Scott are the incorrect way to load a gun how a defendant could have

hypothetically shot himself or see how the safety on a gun works did you have safeties in the 1800s I don't know if they did It was all theoretical at that point Well I mean they had you know People were trained how to use a gun

But they don't I don't think there was like you know Safety on the gun They all sound kind of possible to me Let's go with Shit Let's That safety thing's throwing me But that one sounds right

I'm gonna say C Is the answer how the safety on the gun works It is not He was demonstrating How the defendant could have hypothetically shot himself. Oh, my gosh, dude. Really?

Was he the defender in this case or the prosecutor? You know, it doesn't say, just as an Ohio lawyer. So there's some more research that needs to be done on this one, too. There's more to the story. Page two. Page two. All right. Speaking of death, Brian, this one comes, oh, no, this is Scott's question.

Yep. Scott, human life is fleeting. but could always be worse. Take dragonflies, for example. A, dragonfly typically only lives for, A, 24 hours, B, 24 days, C, six weeks, or D, six months. How long does a dragonfly live? Regular flies only live a day. I know that.

May flies only lives. I think that's BS, yeah. I think a housefly lives for longer than that. Oh, do they? I think so. At least a week, I've chased them around. I'll look that up while you're thinking. Since last Monday.

I made a whole comic strip about flies living only a day. Now I don't know if any of it's like it. Yeah, Housefly lives for 28 days, but the Mayfly is the one that lives for like a day. So just long enough for them to rehab. Sweet. Yeah. Yeah. It's long enough for rehab.

Yeah. I said no. All right. Let's say, um, damn. Wait, you said regular house flies 28? You just said that? Uh, regular house flies 28 days.

Yeah. Well, I'm not doing that one then. 28 days later. And give me C one more time? C is six weeks. Let's do that. Can I Google search it first? Can I?

You cannot. You're going with the C. You're going with the answer three again because you learned from the first one that when you're given a range, you go for the third one. In this case, it is not six weeks. The remaining choices are 24 hours, 24 days, or six months. They don't make in those six months, so 24 days? Is that what God didn't say that one, right?

24 days is the second choice, yeah. That's the way I'm going, 24 days. Okay. All right, was it, 24 days? It is not, the answer is six months. Six months. How? It doesn't seem so bad when you hear the 24 hours thing, but still six months.

And Animal Crossing, they live forever. That's right, they do. It's just in perpetuity. I keep one in a case inside my bedroom. Yeah, or in your pocket. Look it. It doesn't matter. That thing will live forever. Yeah. It's crazy. All right.

Brian, this one goes to you. Oh, dear Lord. All right. The record distance for squirting milk from a body part is nine feet two inches. Who holds that record? And where was the milk shot from? Is it? Okay. A, a Vermont woman from her nipple.

B, an English woman from her nose. C. A. A Russian gentleman from her. his anus or d a turkish man from his eye i i would like to request a rebuttal on whether that man's a gentleman from his anus right i think that's the wrong description for a guy that's milk out of his mouth i say do you have the time hold on let me squirt some milk from my anus okay now yeah like how is that a gentleman anyway go ahead brian right uh actually i think i'd like me to draw you a map I don't know if I've seen it on Ripley's, believe it or not, or something, but I definitely remember a guy from India shooting milk out of his eye,

like a really long distance. If he wasn't a record holder, I would be shocked. You'll drink this milk. Right. They shoot it from, like, they'd be, like, shoot it from, like, the tear duct, I think. I remember seeing that, too. You'd swallow it, and then he could get it up through his sinus or something, right? Something like that.

I think so. Yeah. Sure, okay. That's when you're going with. You're not going with it. Vermont woman who clearly works for Ben and Jerry's. Oh, God, no. All right.

You're saying, D, a Turkish man from his eye, you are absolutely correct, yeah. Nine feet, two inches from this guy's eye to wear the milk extended. I have a sound, I have a recorded version of it. Listen to the sound of it made. Here's how it went. Yeah, that was it. Oh, that's excellent. Any annoying thing that was the Russian gentleman from Zanis, actually.

you know anything that you win a world's record out of you know if it if you can annoy people with it you know he's done it you know he's been shooting people across the room right lunch room this guy's in the food court firing off uh and they're pretending like he didn't do it that wasn't me i'm just sitting here eating my sabarro i don't know what you're looking at russian sabbarro russian sabar all right scott final question and um it's two two so this decides it right here Don't piss off a skunk that's hanging around your backyard. If it decides to aim and fire, it'll be impossible to outrun. A skunk can shoot liquid from its anal glands at a distance of up to... You see, a sense of a theme today. I was trying to figure out the theme.

The first couple of ones were one thing, and now we've gotten into projectiles. Right, exactly. Completely unplanned. I'm going to put these in order. Six feet, 15 feet, 18 feet, 32 feet. Oh, that's tough. Well, if there's no getting away. 18 and 32.

If there's no getting away, then it seems like the longest is going to be the one. Geez. Let's do the, yeah, 32. 32. Is 32 the correct answer? And will that give the win to Nova Scotia? It does not.

Damn it. Congratulations to Nuana in Holstabro, Denmark. Brian, your remaining choices. are six feet, 15 feet, 18 feet. I'm going 18 feet. It is filled right. It is not 18 feet.

It's 15 feet. It's 15 feet. Still be hard to outrun if he turns around to shoot you. You're not getting 15 feet fast enough. Is that an average? Like different skunks? Yeah, it's got to be an average. I just wondered if I know how I know some skunks that can't get it past seven feet.

It might even be an up too. It could be an average. up to it, but the way it's written. Yeah. That's some research I didn't want to find out. I wouldn't want to know. I follow a TikToker who has a skunk as a pet.

I follow a skunk on TikTok. Yeah. Well, I kind of do, I guess, because that's most of what's all right. Yeah, I don't know. They act like he could fire any time, but they've got him so cool and chill that he doesn't. But I question the more fun. Yeah, I question if that's true or not. It's almost like

getting a cat and declawing it, you know? Like, they take the little. Yeah, because you take it way his natural defense's ability to defend himself yeah yeah so what happens then he still has the instincts he just turn around and go I'm like just a fart it's just a dud hits blanks he's firing blanks I don't know what that is all right well anyway uh for those wondering where this came from that's that's a guy spitting tobacco in a western we just saw oh no the second um uh Zoro sequel to this Zoro sequel oh right yeah yeah it's just a guy spitting in the the dirt. All right. You're all, you're all picturing. It's the sound of Spider-Man's new web

shooters in, uh, Spider-Man, no way home. That's why I can't get home. It can't get home because he can't, you can't get a web shooter to work. Gross. Yeah, it's a, uh, it's a gross sound and that's why I captured it. Uh, anyway, well done, well done. I, I feel, I feel very happy for our winner. This is great. Yeah. Yeah. Good job. We still have a winner, though. Either way, you get a thing. That's right. Exactly. So, so well done, uh, Alan. Alan. No, wait. Who got? Oh, sorry. Nuwana. Nuwana from Holsterbrough. Alan, sorry, we didn't do as well. Yeah, you'll still get a good game, though, out of this deal.

And here's the good times. It's always fun. It's kind of special. That's what I think of when I hear Holsterbro. Hanging out with, uh, with Dunaway is worth all of it anyway, so. Let it be Holster Bro. I don't know what that song is. Hey, that's low and brow. Oh.

The low and brow. Here's the good times. Tonight is kind of special. The beer will pour, must say something more. somehow. Wow. I knew I was getting trivia. I didn't know I'd get the song. Yeah. Do you know you're getting a dinner and a show? Did you know that? I know. Yeah. Ask your boy, ask your parents weird brother who was born in the 50s. Yeah, I'm kidding. All right. Well, well, well done, everybody. Hey, Dunaway. Later today, Brian Dunaway and I are going to be doing an episode of the Booth show where we cover indie games. And I'm very excited about it because it's fun and a good time. And that's today at 3.30 Mountain Time. You should be there. live at frogpants.tv or get the podcast later. Is there anything you'd like to add to that, Brian down away? Yeah, man. Tomorrow and I'd be playing graveyard keeper again, me and Kit London. We're

getting near the end. We've got zombies doing work. So, you know, how long you've been at that point? How much further can you go? Is it two years? How long you've been playing that stream? I started, I've played it by myself for a while before Kit came in. It was around February of this past year. So it's, It seems like years, but no. Okay. It's just been this year. So, yeah.

Working hard. Well, we're working hard. Taking care of them graves. Have a good one, and I will see you today at 3.30 Mountain Time. Kiss our butts. Do it. Bye. All right.

Brian's out of here. Now, I present to you a moment of respite as we take a break and play a song that Brian brought with him. It's probably an indie in the middle is my guess, but who knows? Let's find out. Hey, Brian, what do you got? How long has it been? How can I remember how? how these things work. Yeah, we're going for

some dream pop for the middle of the show here. If you, if you like Adele, but find Adele just to be a little bit too, too much, do you and I listen to her new album, and it's okay. It's a little too much. It's almost too Adele. But if you like your Adele light,

not as intense, I guess, you're, anyway, then you're going to probably like Georgia lines. She, has revealed a brand new, or unveiled a brand new single today. Where do I go?

Where the ways break down, where it slows every breath down till I know. What will I see? If what's in front, front of me is pulled apart at by the seams. But I'm learning to let go of everything I know. And all the things I once was holding close.

I don't have any answers. Too many hard questions. But I know I got you. I know I got you. I don't have any answers Too many hard questions But I know I got you I know I got you

Oh But I know I got you I know I got you Don't want to believe Whatever's left of me We're shaking burst this bubble That I hold

I'm looking to find peace And all of your mysteries To roll with all these punches That I throw But I'm going to let go Of everything I know And all the things I once Was holding close

I don't have any answers Too many hard questions But I know I got you I know I got you I don't have any answers Too many hard questions But I know I got you I know I got you

But I know I got you I know I got you All of the crystal I want to keep hold of To save up every part of me That's gold But I'm learning to let go Of everything I know

And all the things I once was holding close I don't have any answers Too many hard questions But I know I got you I know I got you I don't have any answers Too many hard questions But I know I got you

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Sure. That is a singer named Georgia Lines, not from the U.S., not even from the Atlanta area, no, from New Zealand, Georgia Lines and the brand new song, I Got You. And, no, I was trying, the problem was I was tripping over myself not to make an Adele weight joke,

especially since Adele lost all that weight. And so the last thing I'd want to do is fat shame anybody, and I wouldn't do that. Here's that was Georgia Lines and I got you. Nice. She, I saw some video with her. I don't know many of them else heard of this. Maybe it was just me. But there was a video of her on stage.

Okay. So how it worked is you didn't know really what was going on. This guy brings his girlfriend into some space, and you're not sure what it is. And she's blindfolded. So it looks like a setup for some sort of he's going to ask her to marry him or something. That part is obvious. And they're working their way to the spot in this area. But you can tell they're in a big open air space,

but maybe an arena, but you can't really tell if anyone's in there. Okay. But then you kind of do hear some of the, like a weird, hushed whispering kind of sounds. You know, like, this is weird. Like, what is he doing? Brings her up to the thing in front of the stage.

Ask her to marry him. She says yes. Oh, no, she takes out of her thing first and looks around and realizes, oh, where the hell are we? And she can't see anybody but him because there's a spotlight on him, but she knows that she's in some massive place. And she's kind of starting to freak out a little bit.

Anyway, finally asks her, she says yes. And then as soon as she does, the lights come up and like 30,000 people in this auditorium or arena, just, just starts to cheer and screaming. And then she's just completely like, she looked like this, you know,

she was going to have shock. And then behind him on the stage, out of the dark, Adele and uh hello hello welcome to the others like that and uh sang him a song and she was all freaking out and losing it and it was it was uh she seemed a little pissed tally says that in the chat and she did look a little mad like she looked a little bit like really it's a lot of pressure and and uh yeah i mean the first thing i thought is exactly what uh who said at city and said what if she said no right does adele does adele just

say, nope, you're on your own, buddy. Yeah. Also, you're on your own, buddy. I'm not going to sing now. Why doesn't I-Core, why didn't you title that I-Core? I-Core says, dude, you're getting a Dell. That's amazing. That should be a title. What do you doing? It should be a title. Make that a title.

Yeah, Bing, Bing A or whatever it is. What do we do? S, bang S. I don't know what I'm talking about. Let's move on. Hey, Brian, we're going to do some, we're going to seduce some news at the stage of the show. I know that sounds weird.

You're going to seduce some news? Seduce some news. And dance by the light of the moon. Hey, guess what? The news is brought to you by who? Brought to you by soundography. Hey, remember last week when I told you about that brand new episode of soundography that was going to be me and Hammond talking about Metallica. Yeah, got posted late.

As a matter of fact, got posted today. So if you've been wanted to hear us, listen to the entirety of Metallica's catalog and talk about what we think about the evolution of the band, well, now it's your chance. Go to soundography.com. You can listen to me in Hammond, Hammond, Chamberlain, talk about Hammett, that's where I was going with that, Hammett and Company, and check it out, soundography.com. Did you, did you guys come to a proper conclusion about how we should feel about load and reloaded? Because I think they hold up better with time than they did at the time. I did not like load at all, and I really liked reloaded. Reloaded, I think was a reloaded, was

I think my favorite of the Metallica albums, even more so than Garage Inc, which I think is a really good cover album. But I really enjoyed Reload. I did as well. And I feel exactly the same. I still think loads got problems. And it was like their big comeback, right? It was like their moment of like, hey, it's the 90s, but here we are. It doesn't matter if there's grunge. We're now, we're still Metallica. And then it was not great. But then reload was, I thought, really good, but nobody liked at the time. But now, in retrospect, everyone likes reload. So thanks for confirming my feelings. That is exactly the way it should be. And don't like those covers because of what they're made from. There you go. No. Urine and blood and all sorts of stuff. Yeah, things we don't

want to know about. Exactly. Only a Russian gentleman would want to know. And no, we're not talking about the Matrix sequel. Sorry. No. No. Although those movies were quite the load. Those They were, yes. It does make me wonder, though, I was thinking after we did that film sack, and we didn't really talk about it this way but if two and three were one single film or if these were bingeable at the same time or something

I think it would have been better still not great ending you take out the whole rave thing and I think I even said this on that episode of film sack you take out the whole rave thing out of two and you keep that great chase scene on the highway and then you take

you take the final battle against the machines trim it down to about a of how long it is against all of the uh the sentinels put that at the end of two and have one good movie yeah yeah that would be the way to do it kind of like what people did with the prequels the star wars prequels how they edit them down to make one good movie yeah um that's what they should do with the matrix sequels is is trimmed down uh two and three and make one good sequel claire you've never seen a matrix movie oh you need to watch the first one yeah see the first one And then stop there.

Yeah, stop there. Or, I mean, look, if you're looking forward to four or you want to do the whole sandwich there, then watch the other two and then lament that they're not as good as the first one. And then look forward to the fourth coming out in two, three weeks, whatever it is. Yeah. Well, yeah, let's see how four is. Yeah, we need to see how four is. I'm super curious about it.

I want it to be good. Let's just say that. Yeah. Some people like those sequels. I mean, it's fine. I think Walter or Rett, Law 7 in the chat room really like the sequel, so. Oh, Walter.

This is the real name Walt Walter, Walter? Well, it probably is because it's Walter backwards. So I'm guessing Ret Law 7 is Walter. Oh, that's cool. She says, how did you crack my name code? You did it. You did it? You mean the first thing you do with a name or with a word game is you turn it up or you turn it backwards to see what it says?

Yeah, I do. That's, you know, Stephanie in the chat room and, you know, we go way back. With that whole thing, because it's Stephanie backwards and forwards. I don't know enough Walters in my life. No, no. Because Walter's in Lost, you're saying. Sorry. There was a Walt.

Yeah, Michael's son, Walt. Walt! We locked up, everybody. We're not in the entire season of that. We apologize, by the way. We had a little lock up there, so we're back. So, yeah, all the Walters I know are from TV. That's all I know.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know any real life Walters except for apparently Rett Law, Rett Law 7. Nice. Thanks, thanks, dude, for being a part of our lives. Thanks for being our Walter. Yeah. We wouldn't know a Walter without you.

I think of that. All right. Back to wherever the hell we were. Oh, yeah, look at this. So Hershey, you're familiar with the chocolate company? I'm familiar with the crappy chocolate company from Pennsylvania, yeah. Well, they made something you might have liked, but now you can't get it anymore. Hershey unveiled its largest Reese's peanut butter cup ever and called it a Thanksgiving pie because of probably obvious reasons.

Nine inches, 3.27 or 3.25 pounds of solid peanut butter and chocolate. but it sounds really good though doesn't it kind of a little bit it doesn't because even a regular Reese's peanut butter cup is too rich for me like I have to if somebody gives me one of those I have to do half the Halloween size is the perfect size for me of those because they are just so dang sweet I haven't had one of these in two years now I'll take a peanut butter twicks though any day of the week of course you're a twix guy I'm a twix guy I'm a twix and a kid cat guy Yeah, look at you with the crunchy in the middle business. That's right.

Well, anyway, so Thanksgiving, this is when this happened. They released the Rees' Thanksgiving pie. It is the largest cup they've ever made. Quote, when you bring together friends and family for Thanksgiving dinner, no table spread is complete without dessert, says Bo Jones, senior associate brand manager at Rees. Rees in the Hershey Press release on Monday. They said, at Reeses, at Rees, Rees.

We say Reese's, right? It's Rises. It's absolutely Rises. Dunaway says Ries pieces. He's messed me up. It's him who's done it. Yeah. It's Dunaway who's done it. It's a done away. It's what doesn't. They said they wanted to create a dessert that everyone wants a piece of.

They're only a limited number of them made 3,000 to be exact, and the price of each pie was $44.99 plus tax. If you craved it, sorry, two hours after they put them up, they were gone. people ate them you could probably scalp one now i don't know why is grandma in a diabetic coma oh it's from dessert thanksgiving dessert we had two pies we had uh pumpkin and key lime my mom made a key lime pie and tina's mom made a pumpkin pie and i don't want to piss anybody off so i'd have half a slice of each i love uh key lime huge fan yeah yeah never turned that down always good they were both excellent nice i'm not so much so much some pumpkin, but I don't know.

Depends on you make it. Tina doesn't like pumpkin pie either, so we had all the leftovers. We had an entire pie of leftovers and Tristan Wolf down two pieces, but I managed to slowly consume the rest over the weekend. Nice. Well done. Good job on that.

Someone's got to do it. Yeah, somebody's got to do it. May as well be you. All right, we got some news about a cocaine haul. This will interest some of you drug folks. Some of you drug folks, yeah. I don't want to cast any aspersions here. Meanwhile, at the Hall of Cocaine.

The Hall of Cocaine. Oh, that's weird. Our names are swapped. Why? Oh, that's, okay. The reboot changed something. Anyway. Really?

Check this out. A cocaine hall worth almost 39 million euros. Or is that pounds? No, it's euros. That's Euros. Yep. Found hidden in onion rings. Hmm.

It's a cocaine ring is what it is. That's a cocaine ring. Exactly right. Huge call of cocaine worth about that much money was found in a shipment of onion rings about to enter the UK. Cargo weighed 418 kilos was discovered on Thursday evening by border force officers. The border force. That's cool. Zoe, do you know any border force? That's really cool. Anyway, they stopped a lorry at the UK inbound zone. Oh, love it. A lorry. Yeah, this is coming out of France. A man has now been charged with smuggling class A drug. drugs. He appeared in Folkestone Magistrate's Court yesterday morning and was remanded to appear in Canterbury

Crown Court on the 13th of December. That's awesome. Yeah, I love that name. Anyway, there was a significant amount of drugs taken out of circulation. They say the seizure will deprive an organized crime group responsible for them of profit, which would have fueled more offending, they say.

So onion rings. Hide your cocaine. Hide your wife. Hide your Burger King. Yeah. Hide them all hide them now never hide them again trying to think of who has the best onion rings because it definitely isn't Burger King. Burger King has the chopped onions frozen into rings

and then covered with the breading you know what? Freddy says good onions yeah I was going to throw out Freddy's. Freddy's is pretty good actually Freddy's might be the best onion rings I've had in a while yeah they feel legit the habits are oh they're okay they're a little

manufactured cyborg dude, Cyborg dude. A&W is the best interest. NW. I haven't had an A&W onion ring, I don't think. I haven't been to one of those A&Ws in a million years. Dang. Maybe I need to...

This all sounds good, doesn't it? It really does, damn it. I'm having a bag of salad. That's I'm telling you right now. I'm having a bag of salad and a I made... So I took our turkey carcass and I put it in a pot with some water and some onions and some garlic. and I boiled it down for a couple hours

and turned it into broth and then I made turkey green chili with some fresh-roasted hatched chilies and some turkey obviously and oh my God, it's amazing. It is hot as hell, but it is amazing. Turkey, obviously. I played bass for them for a couple years. Turkey obviously?

Yeah, sure. Some of the best years of my life spent with that band. All right, now moving on to a Missouri school district all right check your kids everybody check out what your kids are up to Missouri school district hiring its own students to combat labor shortage oh no it's apparently a real thing you can't find enough teachers right now what is it teachers truck drivers what's the oh isn't it isn't it just everywhere across the oh I see it's like the net like the slowdown right things like shipping

container offloaders and those people just are like a ton of them quit or I don't remember what the deal was. Maybe there's more to it than I know. I'm sure there is. But anyway, this is how they're combating it. It's no secret. There are job openings in several industries across the U.S. School districts aren't exempt from the nationwide shortage of workers,

but they have a solution. The district is now hiring its own high school students to fill open jobs within the district. I don't know how this could go wrong. I'm in fifth grade, but I'll be your nurse today. Tell me where it hurts. I'll need to touch your breasts now. Don't worry. Some of the positions have been short staff since last year,

says Kim Hawk, District's chief operating officer. We've struggled to find any help at all. And if you drive around a look at the help wanted signs, everywhere, you know the competition is stiff. So we needed to come up with another plan. The district held a job fair last week for several positions from Cook's to Maintenance to Afterschool Child Care. Now maybe you're talking.

Maybe you're getting into this on here. Cooks. Yeah. We're not far from replacing the school nurse. If you're, if you're allowing these kids to make food and maintain the school and child care. Yeah. The lunch lady and our nurse may have been the same woman in my high school. I'm not sure. I'm not entirely sure about that. Yeah. We have kids that are very capable and able to hold good jobs in this community and other places of employment. So to reflect, uh, so to reflect on that, they say they, uh, why wouldn't we use those resources which within our own facility? says Desi Kirchhoffer, superintendent of the Northwest School District. Well, good luck, dude. Good freaking luck.

I mean, there are going to be some kids who are like super go-getters and they're going to be great for whatever you need them for. I'm sure. You'll be fine. Totally fine. Some of them are going to break into the, like, teachers' lounge and shut out something.

I need to get up in the ceiling and fix the electricity. Is that okay? Would that be okay? All right. We are now going to move on. on, because today's little, uh, screwy, we're going to move on to a mashup. Uh, look, cool. Brian's teen of voice is now known the world over. It's crazy how popular has become. And I will, I do need to give credit where credit is due. This originally came, like I mentioned before,

from Chris Brown's brother who would, would basically, well, it iterated from that, but it was Chris Brown's brother who would do this impersonation of his other brother, Chris Brown. Like, Chris Brown's brothers are, uh, two of them are twins. Yeah. And so I'd say, here, let me, let me, let me clarify, by what Mike Brown just said, did you want to go get pizza this afternoon? Now you have it, though. You get to, you get to...

Now I have it. I've peed on it and then claimed it as mine. Yeah, it's yours. You have ownership here. All right, well, I've got one... I got a mashup here from Jamie called the Tina voice. That's literally the name. So let's find out what he's done today

and Frankenstein together for us. Enjoy. How would she say it? if you were to say that you're out of them. Yeah. Did you eat all the pancake wrapped, pigs in the blanket? I can't find any of them. Why that cracks me up like nothing else?

I don't. I went and looked at the fuse box and there are no breakers broken. What do you say with breakers switch? Oh yeah, that's right. I need to do this. Why am I not doing this in the teen of life? Yeah, Ryan, you need to call my dad. Because nothing in the kitchen is working.

Well, they have lots of guns down there. So I bet they have tasers too. I'd buy a taser and zap you every time you did it. Bet I'd only have to do it once. What's the matter with you? Yeah, why didn't you see the switch? What's going on? Why you screw up my birthday with this, bullshit?

I had a rough morning. Brian, I couldn't see it because I hadn't had my coffee. Yet, Brian. Yeah, she'd be like, I... Brian. So Brian would do... It scared the crap out of me. But I was ready to support whatever you wanted to do.

Whatever you wanted to do. It was fine. Is she listened to us? Yeah, it's an old joke. It's exactly what she sounds like. 100%. Yeah, it sounds exactly. Not even exaggeration. Brian, going to get your shot. Come on over. Don't do it right now.

They got a vial all ready to go, locked and loaded. They put a post. a note on it with your name. I don't know why that's so funny. What is the patient's date of birth? Baby me. Tina apparently runs this website. It's in your nose.

You might want to go use the Norelko tomorrow. We're going to go see my parents. Do you mind maybe giving the nose a trim? I'm going to eat salad and have a sandwich. Your Tina voice It is nothing like Tina is one of my favorite things You ever do Maybe I need a blanket too

I love that My big takeaway is that you do it a lot And I like it every time So there's that Yes Oh my God Some of those I completely forgot about it Posted

Posted note on it That's so good All right Jamie you once again did it Thanks so much for those those are awesome. TMS, Jamie, is the man. All right. Brian, you saw something you're going to recommend real quick. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, this is sort of a half-recommantal. If it was a little bit worse, I would have said it's a great film sack movie. But on Hulu, I watched Shadow in the Cloud. So I'm not using this for one of my recommendals this week because it's like, eh, it could be worse. It was kind of fun in places and maybe didn't quite end as cleanly as I'd like it, too, and some physics stuff. But Shadow in the Cloud is the Chloe Grace Moretz as a, as a 19443 Air Force.

No, is it Air Force? Anyway, she's a soldier overseas, and she's got to transport a package. And so she gets on board one of these belly gunner planes that is heading to Samoa. Oh, with like a little ball underneath? Yes, exactly. And so I'm saying that this. movie is a combination of your favorite episode of amazing stories meets that that really popular episode of Twilight Zone that featured William Shatner or John Lithgow, depending on

which one you saw, all wrapped in a willow shell. Weird. Willow? Yes, like, Willow the, the, the movie with the, Val Kilmer. Okay. Yeah, all right. Weird. Yes.

So, you know, I don't. regret watching it. I don't regret spending an hour and a half or two hours or whatever it was watching it. And like I said, if it was a little bit worse, it would be a good film sack movie. But it's not bad, right? I mean, if you've got

a couple hours, especially if you put it on while you're doing something else. Sure. It's not bad at all. I like that Chloe Morretz, more teat, Moore, Moore, Moore, Glarets Morettes. Yeah, every her name goes. Yeah, she carries the film and she's, she's excellent. There was nobody else in there that I really recognized, although, because, I mean, basically, it's got a cast of about eight people because it's just the people on the plane.

I'm pulling up the list right now to see who else was in there. But this thing came out, you know, right in the middle of COVID. Nobody went and saw in the theaters because of that or may not have even been released in theaters. but you can watch it now on on Hulu Nick Robinson may be the most recognizable Jurassic World Boardwalk Empire

Okay, been around Been around Bula Cole You know what? I had a weird temptation to restart and watch over again Boardwalk Empire

For some reason I don't know why I really liked it the first time I think that's a series that would do better binged than it did week by week. Yeah, yeah. I think. Yeah, I agree. I agree.

I think that might be why I want to. I don't know. Plus, there's a ton of actors in there. I've been thinking about Michael K. Williams again, he was in it. He played, what was his name? Snowball or, hold on, Chalky White. Chucky White, that was his name. Chucky White.

Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, he was great in that snowball. Snowball. I knew it was something like, well, but yeah. I mean, Chucky White. Shockey White, it was something like that. Something to do with white or something. Anyway, yeah.

Good to check out. Shad on the Cloud. I think Stephen described it best as being, eh, it's okay. Yeah, that sounds like Stephen. But not spectacular. Yeah. I need him to start really loving something.

I haven't heard Stephen love, love something in a long time. Yeah. Not since into the Spiderverse, right? Yeah. Everything else has been, eh, it's okay. I feel like that. Oh, hey, it's, he has. Stephen, I saw this thing. I thought it was really awesome.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it was okay. Yeah. So he's not here today to defend himself, but he'll be back next Monday and we'll deal with it. That's right. We'll have to ask you, what was the last thing that he loved and going to that? Yeah, and we're not ghosting his segment today. I should have probably mentioned Stephen had a work commitment that got in the way of the schedule today.

Oh, yeah. Whenever you mentioned that. Yeah, I should have mentioned that. Now I am, I guess. Real quick, our Secret Santa, Tadpool Secret Santa is well underway. And we made a nice tiny URL.com URL here. for people to use. Now, a couple of things to mention.

First of all, I gave you the URL. It's tiny URL.com slash Tad Santa. It'll take you straight there. All lowercase, or I guess it doesn't matter for Tiny URL. Yeah, they don't care. Tiny that CC. In fact, TicC wouldn't even let me do it. It said that Google forms are blacklisted from their service.

Right, yeah. Which is like the number one reason you use TinyCC is to like compress down that Google form. It's something you can give people. Exactly. And Google didn't have a way to, well, maybe they do have. a shortener. I don't know. I haven't tried, but anyway, the point is, that'll get you there. Tiny URL.com slash tad Santa. And the one thing, it's all detailed there, but one thing to mention is that there's a minimum $20 deal with this. So if you're going to do it, we want it to be

$20. That includes shipping or no? I don't remember that part. It does include shipping. And so that more is a thing to emphasize how easy it is to get in there. You're not going to go broke, trying to send something to somebody. Yeah, 20 bucks. And you're going to to get something from somebody else that's maybe maybe more maybe right about what you spent but a minimum of 20 bucks yeah nobody's going to send you a buck 50 worth of nothing all right that's the important if you're international i hope they have an amazon in your country because that's what you're going to get absolutely right so uh go join up it's always fun every year i'm in there uh i have no idea who i'm going to get this year i don't think i ever got anything last year but that's okay oh really it's still

fun to send it was still fun to send i was happy to do it and you and i probably do the same thing where we load up a box and send it to somebody. Oh, yeah, I give extras every time. So that's just the rule. So it's really like the lottery. You might get me and Scott, me or Scott, so sign up today. I did a sketch of a dude drinking coffee during the break today. Nice. That's awesome.

I'm going to send that to somebody just for funding. Just have it. There you go. You know, a little big pen business. Got to love the French. Name a big pen that you've ever owned. I didn't even know they were French to begin with, Patrick. told me. I didn't know that either. Beak.

Big pins. I have had, this pen I'm holding right now, I think, is like eight years old. Wow. I just found it in a box and went, oh, there's a pen. And I started to write with it. Really, really model. And it works. Biggs work every time. Mine, so I like

Uniball, Vision Elite. That is my pen of choice. Yeah. Unibal. Made by, uh, is that a Bick, uh, Bick brand? Lance Armstrong. The fine proponent of the, uh, Unibal. Yeah, yeah, Lance Armstrong's line of pens, the uniball line, for no reason.

He's just into it. He's just into it. He just really likes those. Yeah, there's no specific reason he would be into a single balled pen. It's fine. Right. Yeah, no reason. What are you thinking?

Shame on you. Why do these last so long, though? To me, it's amazing that they last that long. Yeah. I guess that's the whole point is because. That's the whole point. I mean, those things, they last long enough to get stolen three or four times. after you steal it from the dentist's office.

Yeah. I do like Unibal, too. You know what? I need to get a new. I need to just, I need to put things on paper more. I don't do it enough. Yeah.

Oh yeah. We're talking about that how my handwriting has gotten so bad because of tablets and the internet and, you know, keyboards and stuff like that. I don't write things out very much. And so my handwriting, which used to be stellar, is now hot garbage. Mine's horrible for the same reasons.

I can tie I can do your hundred words per minute on a keyboard but you want me to write my name for me right exactly oh I didn't know this did you know that Mitsubishi owns Unibol they're part of really I didn't know that yeah they're part of the the owner is the Mitsubishi pencil company you know Mitsubishi makes everything from stereo headphones to your car to your pen right yeah yeah I want to imagine being entirely in the you could probably do this just have a eclipse, have your unibal, your stereos of Mitsubishi, your hard drives are Mitsubishi. Your motorcycle, yeah.

Just go all in, go all in on the Mitsubishi. They're the Kirkland of the... Japanese Kirkland. Japanese Kirkland. Excellent. That's it for the show today. Big thanks to everybody who supported us on Patreon this month. We're about to turn over and have a new month, and that means a new chance for you to hop in and be a part of it at Patreon. Today's a great day.

Yeah, it's a great day. A perfect day, right? Yeah, jump in the Patreon today. Do it today. Yeah, today. Patreon.com slash TMS. Celebrate Kim's birthday in style and join us on Patreon and help this show continue to survive and thrive. And eventually, just maybe we unlock that freaking thing we've been trying to unlock for the game show.

Yeah. I would love to do that. I mean, Brian kind of sneaks it in a little bit with the Babbles. I have to get the Babbel Royale is my one outlet for that sort of. things. So I want, we want to have a game show proper. And it wouldn't just be Brian Dunaway. I mean, we'd have Randy and Tom and jury and Nicole and Gidgett and who knows. There are many people we can get. Many people who would be the Frog Pants All Star that you would be playing with for that. It would be really, really fun. So anyway, check it out. Read about it. All about it. Plus what else you

can do over there, patreon.com slash TMS. Regular week this week should have shows every day. And Friday PM as well. We'll see about Friday. I have my colonoscopy Friday morning. We'll see how I'm feeling in the afternoon. Right. I forgot. Holy shit, dude.

Totally okay to have a doctor, Jim. A camera up your saddle smasher. Make sure there's no beans in there where they ought not be. Listen, I don't know why I just had the most flashbacky feeling when you said you're getting your colonoscopy this weekend. I tensed up in a way I haven't since much. I'm sure. Yeah, it's PTSD. Yeah.

P-T-A-S-D is what you experienced right there. I hope that all goes good. You will. Of course it will. We're going to put stuff up your button. It'll be great. You're going to love it. Yes.

You're going to love it. I got to find that. I got to find, so Free Rangers asked, why was that Sam Elliott? Because there was a thing at the end of an episode of Family Guy recently where Sam Elliot, I want to find the audio for that because it's great. It's just Sam Elliott talking about why you should go get a call and It says, you would let the doctor put a camera up your saddle smasher to make sure there's there's no beans where they ought not be or something like that.

Saddle smasher. Did anybody, by the way, has anybody seen the, have you seen the ranch that thing on Netflix with him? No, uh-uh. It's like a regular three camera, like, laugh track comedy with him and John. Really? Ashton C butcher and stuff? Yeah.

I have no desire, I think, for one of those, but I hear it's good. People like it. But look who it is. Aston Coucher, Sam Elliott, Elijah Cuthbert, Grady Lee Richmond. Oh, she was great that one time that she got trapped by a bear trap with a cougar chasing after her. Oh, yeah, right. She was that girl next door as well, right? Hold on.

She was the girl next door, yeah. And she's in at Love Actually. And she's also in that happy ending show, which is very funny. Oh, I forgot she was in Love Actually as one of the, I never remember. remember if that's a dream sequence or just this guy lucking out that he's trapped in a Minnesota apartment with January Jones, Alicia Cuthbert. Who else is in that bit? I never remember the names.

I don't know. I don't remember. I just know that show makes me laugh. Yeah. That show's great. That's my friends. Not easy to watch with kids. No, not so much.

But it's my friends. It's my version of friends. Take that internet. Yeah. All right, that's it. Frogpants.com slash TMS for everything else you're looking for. Send us your emails with the morning stream at gmail.com. Love to hear from you.

That'll do it for us today. Brian, did you bring a song to play us out? I did. I remember how to do this. Hey, Scott, Matt V wrote in and said, hey, shake and bake. I've listened to the show for a few years. And as someone who works during the time you stream, I haven't had many chances to interact with the show live.

This year for my birthday, which was November 18th. Yes, this one got pushed off from a week and a half ago. turning 29 I thought I'd request a song I really like the cover of Friday I'm in love that Phoebe Bridgers did for Spotify for Spotify period there we go hopefully it was more written after that

but not stuff that I could read thanks guys hope you're doing well and if it's not too early I'd love a fish sandwich too oh well let's find out if it's too early to get a fish sandwich hold on hey too hard get a fish sandwich there it is there it is all right so this is

Phoebe Bridger's cover of Friday I'm in Love, originally by The Cure, covered for Spotify sessions, came out, when did this come out? Oh, I don't have a date on it. But I think it was last year. I think it was 2020, if I remember correctly. Anyway, Phoebe Bridgers, Friday, I'm in love. Oh, okay. Well, here it is. Thank you guys for being here. We'll be back tomorrow. Come back then. You hear, y'all? I don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too, Thursday I don't care about you, it's Friday, I'm in love, Monday you can fall apart, Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart, Thursday doesn't even start, it's Friday, it's Friday, it's Friday, I'm in love Saturday wait Sunday always comes too late

Friday never hesitate I don't care if Monday's black Tuesday Wednesday hard attack or Thursday Never looking back It's Friday

I'm in love Monday you can hold your head Tuesday, Wednesday, stay in bed, or Thursday, watch the walls instead. Watch the walls instead. It's Friday. Saturday Wait Sunday always comes too late Friday never hesitate Dressed up to the eyes

It's such a wonderful surprise To see your shoes and your spirits rise Throwing out your frown Smile at the sound As sleek as your shriek spinning round and round Always take a big bite With such a gorgeous sight To see you eat

In the middle of the night You can never get enough Enough of this stuff It's Friday I'm in love I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's great Wednesday two Thursday

I don't care about you It's Friday I'm in love Monday you can fall apart Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart, or Thursday doesn't even start, it's Friday, I'm in love. This is part of the Frog Pants. FrogPants Network. Get more shows like this at frogpants.com. I threw up many times while I was working out, but it doesn't matter.