The Morning Stream - TMS 2212: Jackson Polyp

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

Señor Citizen! Taco Bell Hallmark Lesbians. What's this? What's this? There's fingers everywhere. Canadian Colon Coins. Unnatural Goat Sex. I felt them pulling the tube out of me. But not in a good way. The Elephants are coming. Friends Don't Let Friends Sell Lerggings! Low Rent George Clooney. Freaky People Doing Freaky Things. Bigfoot Urkel. Shut Your Speaker-Grate, Alexa! What color is your stool? Major Spoilers and A Little Micro-Pinky on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Unnatural goat sex. I felt them pulling the tube out of me, but not in a good way. The elephants are coming. Friends don't let friends sell lurgings. Low rent George Clooney. Freaky people doing freaky things. Bigfoot, Erkel. Shut your speaker grade, Alexa.

What color is your stool? Ew. Major spoilers and a little micro-pinky on this episode of The Morning Stream. I was angry at the doll for mocking me, but somehow I couldn't hold it against the man who was actually making him do it. So you see, ladies and gentlemen, but the point is quite clear. It is obviously impossible to get what you want. Wolfman's Got Cards. This is the morning stream. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for Monday, December 6th, 2021. I am Scott Johnson, and he is Brian Ibitt. Hi, Brian.

I am. Hi, Scott. How are you? Yeah, you got a little whistle on your step, a little, a lot more, a lot more, uh, smile a lot more positive in my attitude than I had Friday I was I'm also upright which I wasn't on Friday after my colonoscopy yeah they give you the two options the two options are they're either gonna fart like a monster or you're gonna be cramped like a monster and you went I decided on the cramping apparently and uh from the time I got out of there at about 11 or 10 30 11 in the morning until 4 o'clock the next morning I was cramping and in pain. They just filled me like a Goodyear blimp

full of their gas and I just could not get it out. It's a lot of air man. They pump you up. That's a lot of air. And then let you drop. I don't remember very well. What happened to me? I blew the sheets off the bed at 4 a.m. though, Scott. Oh, good. I'm happy for Tina at the end of the day. That's who I'm happiest for.

Well done. I'll jump to that. Should I jump to that really quick? Yeah, go ahead. Tell us all about it. What, well, I mean, as much as you want to tell, you don't have to tell us everything, I suppose. Uh, we got up, you know, basically after having a full day of nothing but liquid and jello and, um, a non-red popsicle, um, went in. And, uh, the whole process was, and everybody says this. Like, it's a very, it's a very easy, painless deal, with one exception. Uh, sent me down in the chair, asked me what color my, uh, stool was. I looked down and said, well, it was brown. It looks silver with brown The brown padding on it Now she says you're number two

What does it look like? And I thought of it afterwards And I wish I would have said Like flat mellow yellow Like a like a mountain do I want to hand back To the Taco Bell cashier and say Give me a new one Yeah, that sounds right

By the way Sounds just right But it came to like adding the IV line So they have to jam a needle into you Right And I don't really usually have a problem with needles. What I do have a problem with is when they can't find the vein. Oh, yeah.

And this hand has four holes in it from her trying to find a vein. Like basically, you know, I've got the two vein lines that come down from the knuckles towards my wrist. She was jabbing in there and like, you know, just this concern sound. coming out of her. Oh, that's the worst. It's like, oh, I don't want to look. And if I look, I am going to freak out. I don't know why.

I don't mind the needle going in. But if I look over, and that's exactly what happened, like, the world starts just kind of going gray. You feel like your scalp is being, like, pushed in kind of feeling. You start getting cold sweats. And I felt like I was going to faint, but I didn't. Oh, good. So, uh, finally she ended up having to go through, um, found a vein in my wrist.

And so put three holes in the back of my hand and then a working hole in my wrist. Nice. So you're Spider-Man is what you're saying. You got Spider-Man. I'm Spider-Man now. Yeah, exactly. If I was, uh, Spider-Man, I'd have webs shooting out of my hand in every direction. Yeah. If I was the Toby McGuire version. Hell yeah. Um, and then, you know, you just, you're, you're in your cold, uh, backless robe. walk you into the room, you get on the table, lie down on your side. They tell you, all right, we're going to run the knockout juice down your IV line, and you're going to have a weird taste in your mouth, and it's going to hurt for a few seconds.

Yeah, it's that good Michael Jackson stuff they give you. My God, it was. He's like, yeah, you're, you know, it's probably going to be about 10 seconds. I'm like, oh, yeah, I totally taste the. Yeah. Just out. It's one of the most like, you can't do anything about it, but you kind of embrace it. It's like, okay, take me now.

I'm ready. My goodness, that was some, I mean, I want, how do I get some of that stuff just for home use? There's this thing. Of course, it's a TikTok challenge, but when people go to get either surgeries or some reason they're knocked out, they're, they do, they film the counting. And then the person, the goal is to try to count as long as you could. sounds like you'd make it what eight nine seconds in that count and you'd be out that'd be in yeah exactly like if counting down from ten i would have made it to eight or nine it was that quick it was like instant and then um woke up uh i actually i remember the experience

the feeling of them pulling the tube out of me ew ew yeah oh man but not in a not in a uh painful or anything like that kind of I just remember, like, as I'm coming out of it, I'm feeling that I'm like, like, a, like, I'm one of those, you remember, did you have one of those cars from the 70s, Scott, that, um, you put the plastic thing in, you go, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, pull it out and the wheel keeps going, you just, then you set the wheel on the ground. Yeah, like that. That's, yeah, that's what it was like. I have a, I talk to your doctor, they sent me the sound effect or the sound clip of what it actually sounded like here. This is what it sounds like.

Wow, that's a real one. It wouldn't surprise me. Yeah, rough. And, you know, then got in the car. Now, I, Tina wasn't able to come in. So there was no even, there was no chance of even getting any audio for me. Oh, right. This is a post-COVID event here.

Post, Scott. Well, you know, current. Like, COVID's over. Oh, it's. I mean, this is a post-2020 moment where they, this is how they do it now. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

So I was in the chair. And I, I was pretty. with it once I got off of the table in the in the procedure room because I walked all the way from there with a woman holding my arm I walked all the way there to the

to the room where I had my prep and my clothes and all that sort of thing so yeah it there would not have been any good audio from me just just kind of like yeah I'm tired yeah I definitely felt that and oh I'm so hungry and that's all you would have got

you wouldn't gotten any little ground hog coming out of the hole or guy on twitter lied or the guy on twitter lied yeah it's too bad we don't have brian's version of uh of uh coming out of a whatever i was really hoping that day but i didn't think about the covid thing course they're not going to let someone else in there duh yeah so basically Tina had to wait outside in the car and then uh um and then took me out there and all that sort of thing that they got me out to the curb and then Tina picked me up and promptly headed me and handed me a Winchell's old-fashioned donut, chocolate covered. Oh, so good.

Yeah. And then Freddy's. Like a little Freddy's. And then Freddy's for lunch. Yes, exactly. So whatever weight I lost during the whole thing, I made sure to put some of it back on. I didn't put all of it back on. I went two and a half steps down, one step up.

Nothing like jamming a donut in there after all that, all that. And just keeping things equal, you know? you don't want to go too crazy. Exactly. Sure. But they found a couple polyps. They pulled one of them out that was 12 millimeters. And I think somebody, I think J.K. Grammer told me I should name it Jackson Pallop.

Oh, nice. Jackson Pallop is a great idea. That's great. Well, well done. I wish I could keep Jackson Pallop. Oh, they don't let you do that. No. They're analyzing it right now and they'll tell me, you know, how long I've got. A room full of experts are all poking at his dime-sized.

It's about a dime, right? It's about how big that is. Yeah, about a dime, yeah, exactly. Yeah, what if it is a dime? Not bad. What if they inspecting it will. Well, we found a dime in your colon, Brian. Would you like it?

Not very common to see that bit of currency anymore. You could use it as a tip at Winchell's when you get your next donut. Why not? Well, I'm glad you went. It's always good to go. It's a reminder I've got to go again in like a couple years. I don't really want you, but I got you. I know.

Yeah, they want me back in. in three years, so that'll kind of get me back on the zeros and the fives, right? Like 50, 55, 60. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. That sounds crazy that we're that close to 60. I don't like that. Put another dime in the colon.

I don't want to hear that song no more. Do you have a little change purse? Oh, hold on, I have change. Exactly. Nope, nope, that's a quarter. There's a nipple. No, how did Canadian money get in there? Yeah, no kidding.

There's always a little Canadian coin that gets in there. Well, that's great. I'm glad you're well. Real quick here. So Taylor rents out photo space in the studio downtown in Salt Lake City for her photo shoots for people. So like when she needs a studio environment that's, you know, it's also in the winter. So it's cold, outside. You can't do the outside stuff as much.

So she books like, I don't know. seven to 10, families, couples, people, whoever, they're all doing photo shoots. And she goes out there and does them for them. And, you know, it's what she does for her job. And anyway, she rents this place out was built in the 20s. Old ass freaking, uh, studio high-rise thing down in the middle of town. I never even knew it was there. But some guy who owns it, just rent it out to photographers and artists and stuff like that. Anyway, uh, we're going down there going to do some head shots and some promo things for skim and some other stuff. So, and bringing her lunch and just hanging out with her in general.

While we're at this deli place getting food for everybody, there is a dude sitting outside the deli place, real twitchy, super like agitated, you know, drugs probably. You know, I don't know what ones. Kind of meth-y looking. Check his teeth? Did you see how many teeth he had? I didn't check his teeth, unfortunately. He never really showed them, and maybe that's because they aren't there anymore.

I don't know. but yeah um at one point he looks at me i'm in the car while kim and carter are in the deli i am outside there in the car just kind of keeping things real and uh i have my window cracked a little bit and i noticed this dude staring at me at one point just staring me down okay and so i roll down my window about half and he's maybe two car lengths away at the entrance of this place who's off to the side and toward the store and I'm away from him. And I'm not worried about it or anything, but I think, well, all right, let's see what's going on. So I rolled down my window and I go, I go, everything okay?

And he looks at me and he stares for a second. And then he says, the elephants are coming, he says. Okay. And I went, oh, all right. Cool, man. All right. You're one of those. Cool.

Okay, good for you. Rolled that window up again. That was the last of our conversation. I have no idea what he was talking about. But apparently, the elephants are coming. Now, he may, you know, maybe he was just, that was his way of saying, uh, there's, um, uh, there's a Republican committee meeting in downtown Salt Lake City this weekend. The elephants are coming.

Uh, or maybe it means, uh, we got a new elephant coming to Hogle Zoo or, you know, maybe it's a very practical thing. But I think he might be super on drugs and losing it. Yeah, might be. tweaking might be uh yeah i think so i don't know quite what to make of it but i ended up having so i slept like garbage last night i think i got a i think this thing turned into a sinus infection long story short i was up all night because of it just killing pain my whole half of my head just felt like it was going to explode and uh and of course any moment i did get to sleep i dreamt about

elephants so yeah boy there is nothing like the weird dreams you have when you're sick with a cold or flu or something like that man it is so bad i hate it i don't know if it's the nicol i don't know if it's just the sickness itself or what but my god i thought it was getting better and then i just i don't know i think it got infected or something i got to talk to my doctor today and see what they want to do but i'm like day 10 now of this freaking thing or longer come on man i'd like to enjoy part of my holidays brian drank a bunch of gatorade got a camera up his butt you think i can have a better Exactly. I mean, come on. If you can't enjoy that, then you're doing something wrong in life. Yeah. Now, somehow you also saw a couple of previously recommended items. And I'm very curious about one of these because I still haven't pulled the...

Yeah. So you and Nicole and now Randy do these recommendations as part of recommendals. And I want you guys to know that I watch the things that you guys recommend. I do. I, you know, out of respect and love for you. you and Nicole and Randy, I watch the things that you guys recommend. Anyway, I see what you're going on. One of those, I can't remember, was it you or Nicole that recommended Lula Rich? She did, but we've both seen it since. Okay. Yeah, and it is, boy, is that, is that great and disturbing as heck, these people. My God.

I don't like those people at all. I hate them. No, no, they're horrible, horrible people. But it's a great documentary, and, you know, people don't let friends, Friends don't let friends sell leggings. That's just what I'm going to say right there. That's the truth. And also, what's crazy is the craziest thing about that to me is the now billionaire owners of the, of this multi-level marketing thing.

Their audacity and their narcissism of like, well, you know, it wasn't our fault. People just sucked that, you know, they just weren't trying hard enough. They weren't selling. They didn't believe in it. Yeah. Horse Pococci. Oh, man, they were. Such bull crap.

The worst. Yeah, they're the worst human beings I've seen in a documentary in a while. We're going to find photos of them with Jeffrey Epstein at some point, I think. They're going to be Jeffrey Epstein photos with those two. Yeah, if there's not, I'd be shocked. Anyway, so you saw what was the other one, though? Yeah, this is the one I'm excited about. Yeah, I also watched Pig, which is the Nicholas Cage.

It's now streaming on Hulu. I think when Garrett recommended it, I was in Ireland. And that's why I thought, like, oh, I'm going to watch Pig. and I'm going to be able to recommend it on Wednesday. And then I did a little search. And we really need a spreadsheet. Then I did a search and found it in the Twitter feed. This was like, oh, crap.

Well, I can't use it Wednesday. But anyway, I'm having a hard time thinking of any Nicholas Cage movie where his acting was better than his acting in pig. He's good, right? I mean, you know, but you know what you're going to get with your, your, um, uh what was the the uh con air or face off sure or the rock or anything like that um pig is so good and adam arkin um i'm trying to remember if there's anybody else oh adam arc alan arkin's son adam alan arkin's son the the low rent george cluny poor man's george cluny i like adam arkin another uh season two yeah season two alum from uh

Fargo. He was great in that. Oh, right. Yeah. Anyway, it's about a guy who owns a truffle pig and said pig gets pignapped. I guess is the best way to talk about it. And then you start to

as he starts to look for the pig in northwest America, you start finding out more about the pig but also about who this guy is. And it's great. It is so so good.

I need to see pig. So it's on Hulu. I don't have an excuse. It's on Hulu. It's just like, you know, the... It's right by Parasite. Parasite and pig right next to each other. Right there.

There's no, you know, who... What, in what world do I have an excuse not to see either of those movies? Make it a great double feature night, Parasite and Pig. There you go. The double P, everybody. Well, I'm, you know, he's one of those guys where you can tell he's paying the bills quite often. And then other other times you're like, oh, he's like kind of genius in this. He really is, and he just plays it with this kind of low smoldering affectation that is so perfect for this character and really, really sells it.

So highly recommend pig and also recommend Lula Rich. And I'll really quickly tell you something that I'm on the fence. I'm not using it Wednesday. Oh, maybe I will use it Wednesday. I'm not using it. No, you know what? Maybe I will use it. Maybe I will. You know what? I will use it Wednesday because it'll foster a lot of discussion. There is so much disagreement over this movie on the internet.

And people either love it or hate it. And I'm still processing and I have to decide what I think about it. So that'll be, ooh, I'm excited. That'll be on Wednesday. You'll find out what the hell I'm talking about. Okay. TV show or movie? Movie. Okay. I'm in.

Movie. I'm into your cool, your idea. I like it. Tell me where you saw it so I can think of this. I saw it on Hulu. Hulu. Also on Hulu. Oh, you got quite the Hulu week.

Yes. It's got a name that I still don't understand completely how it connects to the film. But, um. All right. Yeah. So we'll talk about that on Wednesday. I'm into your take. Yeah.

Your hot take on Wednesday. How's that on? How's that for a little teaser? for an upcoming episode. Yeah, that's not bad. But I'll tell you what else isn't bad. A chance to hang out with our old pal Brian Dunaway. Yeah, that's right.

He's here to play Babbel Royale. Hello, Brian. Oh, hi, Scott and Brian, pal. Hey, man, pal. Hey, pal. Hey, pal. I didn't know we were treated back to the 1940s. Hey, pal.

Hey, pal. Hey, buddy. Yeah, hey pal. Got some, hey pal. It was the Venmo of World War II. All right. Hey, what's going on, man? Are you doing all right? You're having an okay Monday so far or what?

What the hell's going? Yeah, man, everything is going good. You know, it's Monday. You know how I feel about Mondays. I love them. Do you? Do you? And that's not sarcasm.

I don't believe you. Why do you love them? You and Garfield totally disagree on that point. Totally. I mean, a new week. Who this? Me is all new, Brian. All the failures from last week can kiss it.

and all the new failures upcoming have an opportunity to not be failed. It's a chance to experience a whole bunch of new failures. That's right. Well, you're a resilient young man. Fount of positivity is what you are. That's right. Well, what else do I? What option do I have?

Lay down the ground and just die. We all have that option. I could do that. You could do that. You can totally do that. Don't do it now. No, no. We've got to try to win prizes for people first.

Speaking of which, Brian and Ibit here's got that. some rules and contest information about this before we start. Brian, take it away. I do. Welcome to the morning. Squirm, a back-and-forth trivia game where our players will match wits on topics that would have even grossed out mother on the alien ship. Scott and Brian will take turns answering

multiple choice trivia questions, and if they get it wrong, the other player gets a point. The player with the most points after five questions wins the prize for their contestants. And you're asking yourself, who? Who are these contestants? I hear you. You guys are asking yourself, that question. Well, contestants are pulled from members of the Tadpool that aren't able

to be here live. Scott, you're going to be playing for fact-checker Fred in New Hampshire. Yes, that's right. That's what he put. I'm sure he means New Hampshire. I mean, sure he means New Hampshire. I'm sure he's making sure that he keeps his fact-checker job, so yeah. Yes, right, and he'll need it for this one.

Brian, you're going to be playing for Helen Tee in St. Louis, Missouri. Oh, Missouri. Helen T. Helen T. Not going to not going to docks her and do her full name. So Helen T. Nice.

All right. So, Brian, I think you, no, Scott, I think you won last time. So, Brian, you're going to go first. Okay. All right. Let's start with this one because it feels appropriate. If you're getting surgery, there's a chance some objects might get sewn up inside you. Oh, God.

What is the most common item that doctors leave inside people do? during surgery. Oh, God. A feeling of death. Go ahead. That's right. Is it sponges, needles, tweezers, or clamps? Clamps.

Clamps. I do actually have a clamp inside me still. Clamps, that's what I was thinking. Clamps are often left intentionally. And so I definitely don't think you're going to forget a sponger because you're like, you know, a sponge that. nurse make sure that it uh it stops bleeding yeah uh i'm going with m sponge bob in my belly going with sponges is the answer sponges it absolutely is

yeah yeah well done that's i would not uh well whatever had i been asked that i probably would have gone with that too but it feels like clamps clamps are the like classic one you always saw Well, and clamps will be left in. I feel, like Brian said, probably more intentionally than forgetfully, right? Like, you'll... All right, let's get to Scott. Great.

Okay. Anthony Victor holds the record for the longest hair on this body part, which measures 7.12 inches, 7.12 inches. Where, what body part does Anthony

Vigger have the longest have seven inches of hair on? is it? A. His taint. B, his ear. C. His right foot or D. His nipple. These are all areas for which you might... These are all areas where you grow hair. Yeah. There might be a hair there. Now, is it a single hair or is it like, I'm imagining long bits of hair. I imagine he has a lot of hair, but one of them just happens to be 7.1. one two inches long. This is why we always get in trouble with in English, because it's like,

is it hair or is it hairs? I think it's a single strand of hair that is that long, because I don't think, a bunch of hairs will go like that. Yeah, I don't think, you don't, all your hairs aren't the same length.

Maybe. Okay. You said that like it's hiding something. That is the length of the, of the, said hair. If you've got video, I'm holding up a tape measure

that's about that long. Come back around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Holy Moses. Yeah, there you know. That's 7.12 inches of tape measure. Given all of this discussion, I'm going to say... Your nipples are dumb.

Nipples. Let's give it to nipples here. Nipples are dumb. All right. Is it his nipples? It is not. Damn it. Brian gets the point.

The remaining choices. I'm a record holder now. Sweet. I know. I know what it is. I screwed up. I think I know. but I'm not going to say.

The remaining choices are taint, ear, and right foot. Well, the taint, taint. That would be insane. No one's going to brag about that. Yeah, no one ever asked you any one about that. I feel like you'd probably step on it if it was on your foot. Some will go with hanging out his ear just to freak the ladies out. Sure.

Is it the ear? It is the ear. Good job, Ryan? I knew it. I'm trying something new today. I'm walking around my office getting the blood flow into my brain at the same time. A little exercise. Yeah, apparently it's working.

It's working good. I'm sitting here with no sleep, so that's why my brain is. It might be, yeah, exactly. Well, Brian, I'll give you this one then. Speaking of world records, Christine Martin has an odd way of relaxing. She soaked for 90 minutes in a tub full of what? Is it?

Eels, worms, cockroaches, or maggots. 7-inch ear hairs. Mmm. Ear hairs. okay so is she did this to relax you said in the question she did this to relax she relaxed in a tub for 90 minutes yeah the point was the relaxation right was that some kind of health okay okay okay as that was what I don't know if this was just done for for like how long can she stand doing it or if uh I'm just gonna relax in this tub full of blank um correct I'm going with uh I think

ills would be kind of nice and I wouldn't maggots would be too much just be they would just be slipping around you wouldn't be able to really you know find any type of place to really lay in the tub with maggots plus that's a lot of maggots plus they're tiny

then crawl up your hoo-ha you don't want that yeah yeah ill seem like you could like you could hug them it's like hey new an eel hug an eel yeah hugging eel all right you're saying eels is the answer eels it is not it's the point Scott, your remaining choices are worms, cockroaches, and maggots.

She also, this one, this doesn't add anything, but looking at her world record entry in 2003, she also has more than 700 body piercings, and she is a spaghetti nasal blower. Okay. Those are weird. That used to hate that one. You've heard of that before you've heard of spaghetti nasal blowers? Yes, you have it. You have his, God, I used to collect all the Ripley's, believe it.

I used to keep all the Ripley's, believe it or not, books. You used to go to the museums and stuff. Every time we'd go into a touristy town that had one, I loved all that shit. You know, give me some freaky people doing some freaky things. And, yeah, spaghetti. You're in every time. Yeah. So is the record for how far they can blow it out their nose or how long a strand of spaghetti they can blow completely out of their nose?

Like, what is the- Right. Oh, right. What is the record? there right yeah that's a good that's a good question i don't remember that part it was usually just me going oh oh god well now i have a whole new thing that i want to look up on the internet while scott's thinking yeah let's find out what that is there's got to be video too i'm sure there is yeah all right i'm going to go with uh i'm going to go against what i would

normally think given you you kind of gave us some information about her her she's a little bit of a wackadoo yeah and and willing to do really weird things oh it's between worms Cockrocious and maggots is one of them. Yeah, I feel like, I'm going to say maggots. Let's go maggots. Okay, okay. All right. Is the answer, maggots?

It is. God. Well, you already got the point. By the way, it is a distance, right? Okay, okay. The spaghetti nose, it's called longest spaghetti nasal ejection. And right now, Kevin Cole holds the record for that. He blew a strand of spaghetti out one of his nostrils, achieving a distance of

71.2 inches. It is the most amazing thing you've ever seen. If you've never seen somebody to do it, is this the weirdest? I've never seen it. But you know, I think I got tripped on my last question because I was thinking about feeling the tub full of the thing and then getting in it. I bet she got in the tub because I thought this would have been like a solo thing. But I bet she got in the tub and then somebody poured maggots on top of her.

So I guess that makes sense. Yeah, I found a picture of this Kevin Cole. He's got noodles hanging out of his nose. I don't know what's going on here. I can't find video. somebody can find video with him harking that thing out i want to see it i want to see what's up well and i can't find oh seven and a half inches boy the way the way uh the chicago tribune wrote it it was seven one slash two all with no spaces or anything like that so i thought

71.2 but you think you want to see it but it's video right it's almost like Hollywood magic because you see it leave the nose but then it like disappears for a minute and then it lands somewhere so it's it's like magic foul that's foul oh it's he goes oh wait you find this popson recline uh all right put it in chat i'm looking it up i got to see it and i do like how for some reason it recommends a tucker carlson video afterwards

like spaghetti from the nose yes that's gross now that i've seen it i regret some things no all right new question so much regret how about a new question yeah let's do that This won't give you the hebe-jeebis. How long is the leg span of the Goliath bird-eater spider? Oh.

Yeah, that's the question. This question is for you. Okay. What's the leg span of the Goliath bird eater spider? Is it 9 inches, 11 inches, 13 inches, or 16 inches? Now, is this what he tells the other birds or just what they're actually? You mean the other spiders? Yeah, a spider, sorry, excuse me.

Yes. Yes, that's just what he brags. That's what he puts on his Tinder profile. So what was it a foot? 9-11, 13, 16. 9-11, 13, 16. Let's go the full tomato here and say 16. 16.

Is the answer 16? It is not. Brain gets the point. Damn it. Your remaining choices are 9, 11, and 13. These are all bad answers, by the way. I feel like it's the same as my shoe size. It's a 13.

Oh. 13. Is the answer 13? it is not 13 either 11 inches which is 4 inches long than that guy's ear hair there's the there's the leg span of the Goliath bird eater spider right there yeah they got that name on purpose that's a real name they should have gotten oh hold on we can't let this pass we have to talk about Brian's shoe size you have third size 13 feet sorry ladies brand's brand's taken it is yes I'm a little short man like a hobbit I'm only like 5'10, but I got size 13 feet. I have to wear the, what is it, the triple wide?

Got big old honking, you know. I didn't know this. If you see in Bigfoot, it would be me. I've never noticed this. You've got great big feet. I mean, everyone freaks out because my feet are small for me. I'm 6.3, 6.4 almost. And I have size 10 and a halfs, maybe.

Oh, wow. I can probably get away with a pair of tens. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I wear 11.5.12s. So. Yeah. I'm so.

For guys our height, though, like 11.5.12 is normal for a six foot. For six foot, two dude, that is normal. Yeah. Let me tell you something. Now, my kids growing up always wanted to have big feet. I'm like, no, you don't. You go to the shoe store, the shoes on display for the men's for size eight or nine. And they look good. Yeah, they look great. Then you ask them to bring out the 13 and they all like boats. You're like, mm. Yeah. It's no good. And half the time. But don't people with more common smaller sizes like, oh, do you have this in an eight and a half or a nine? No, I'm sorry. we have are 13s and 12s. Most of the time, they're not going to even have them. Like, they're going to say, oh, the best we can do is a 12 or whatever. Yeah, right, exactly. All right. I had no idea. You had such big feet. That's awesome.

I'm wearing clown shoes. Let's go. Durp a derp. I've seen, I've seen very grainy video of Brian walking in the forest. Yeah, why is it always so grainy? What's going on? Grady video of him looking at. Why am I walking? Like, I got a poop in my pants. That's right.

Stepping over that log, looking back. Like, something going on. Oh, was it me? Did I do that? All right, well, Brian. I'm Bigfoot Urkel. You've won, but let's keep going with one last question. And appropriately, it does deal with feet. A man in Hitton, let's see, Himatnagar in Gujarat, India.

Let's just say a man in India. Sure. There you go. Owns the record for the most fingers and toes on a human. Oh. This human calculator must find it impossible to buy gloves and socks because he's got this many working digits. How many working digits does this guy have? Is it 22, 43, 31, or 28?

Oh, not per hand, but per total. No, no, like total, total digits. So feet in hands, right? Out of all his fingers and toes. Okay. Right. All his fingers and toes. And they all work.

That's pretty pretty amazing. I mean, I can only count to 21, and that's with my pants off. right right i was going to ask hey wait where'd that one come from hmm all right okay so 22 let's all move these go from small to largest 22 28 3143 there you go okay so it's since it's the most of anybody i can imagine there's a lot of people with the you know the extra digit on the hands uh so that's what that would be 22 and for uh it's got to be at least people out there with

hands and feet that's 24 and then maybe add on an extra more. What was the one that was like, said, 26, you said? 22, 28, 31, 43. 28. I'm going with 28. 28 is your answer. I guess they gives them an average of seven digits

on each appendage. Is the answer 28? It is. Good job, Brian. Yeah, 28 fingers, toes. Well, it was that 43, it'd be a, we'd all hear about it. We'd hear about that.

Like an average of 11 fingers on each hand. He'd be in some kind of containment cell somewhere in some deep government building or whatever. I don't know. That's crazy. Right. It's insane. All right. Anyway, so there you go.

Yes. Congratulations. What's your reaction to shaking someone's hand with that many fingers? What is your reaction? Scott, what do you know? You mean if they just pulled their hand out and presented it and I shook it? Pretended like it was just a normal. hand.

They were just like, oh, hey, nice to meet you or whatever. And I just in the minute grabbed it. Right. I would, you know what? I think you depends on what time of when in my life you asked me this question. Right now? I'd probably go, whoa, what's up with that? I'd probably say that.

Oh, my God, Captain Kipper found a photo of this guy. Oh, that is weird. Who is it with that? Really? Hold on. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. He's got all sorts.

What's a, what's that? Brian, I'm going to give you a link in our Discord so you can see it. What's this from? What do you get this from? Like, do you... Living too close to a... I've seen this guy's feet. I can see this in my head earlier.

I've seen this picture before. I don't remember him having two thumbs, though. That's weird. Yeah, and a little micro-pinky. Yeah, and does that actually function? Because you said that function. Usually those don't function. Yeah, I'm guessing that's just a loose little turd right there, isn't it?

On the pinky? Both of them. He's got one on the other side, too. He's got one on each, on each. Wow. Yeah. Now, okay, so somebody presented me that hand. Would you like a hand?

If that guy, if that guy reached his hand out and I shook it, I would go, whoa, what's this? I'd say. You turn into like Jack Skellenton? Yeah, I go, what's this? What's this? What's this? You have, you have, fingers everywhere. What's this?

What's this? Oh, my Lord. You've even got one there. He's got a lot of them, man. uh well uh well done hey who won who's who's our winner oh brian brian uh won and that means that uh helen t in st louis missouri is our winner she's going to get a copy of uh street fighter five and bad north jotun yotan yotan edition yeah yoten's awesome that's a bad north but uh fact checker fred won't be going way empty handed with all of his digits he's going to get a copy of trail in india

That guy never goes away empty-handed. He's going to get a copy of Trailmakers. All of these courtesy of Wesley. Hold on, Trailmakers. Man, Wesley's sending us some good games. Really did. He always does. Do I know this game? Hold on, Trailmakers.

Trailmakers on Steam. Oh, yeah. Talked about that one. I don't like this game. It's kind of Minecraft-y, but you can build, like, it's mostly about building planes, helicopters, cars, boats, that kind of stuff. It's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah. It's like racecraft.

There you go. Racecraft. Well done. Hey, Dunaway. Hey, Scott. Here's the deal. Boop's taking the month off. We're not doing any shows in December.

So you'll not find that today. But what you will find is last weekend we did Alien 4 Resurrection for Film Sacks. And then this week we're doing, I forgot. Oh, we're doing better watch out. Better watch out. 2016, is that right? Yeah. Something like that.

Christmas horror movie, man. Horer. Exciting. But you always, you're playing a lot, doing streams and stuff. Tell people where they can find it. Absolutely. I've adjusted my schedule for December. I'm going to be streaming every night, Monday through Friday, 6 p.m. to 7.30 p.m. Eastern time. I'll be playing some retro games, some indie games. I'm just going to mix it up. I don't know what I'm going to play on Wednesday. Who even knows? You're the very definition of a variety streamer. Well done. Yes. Yep. Go follow him, you guys. He's Brian Dunn. No, the Brian, no, what are you on? No, I'm Brian Dunaway on Twitch.

Twitch, the Brian Dunaway on Twitter. I was going to mix up. Twit, Twitcher, Twitcher, Twitter, Twotch, all those things that get mixed up. Twach. Twatch. Welcome to twotch.com. Your hot new social media. That sounds like it'd be gross.

Yeah, it does. Hey, Dunaway, go get in a bathtub full of maggots and we'll see you next time. Bye now. I didn't even let him say, no, you or whatever he says. All right. All right. Well done, everybody. we got some time for some quick news.

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He did. Yeah. That's crazy. All right. Well, there you go. Here's a story to get you all excited about your newsday. Boy, thank goodness for bringing this stuff to you. It's breaking news. A woman allegedly breastfed a cat on a Delta Airlines flight. Oh, man.

How does this end up being alleged? Like either she had the cat up to her naked breast or not, right? I mean, it's... It's one or the other. A woman on a recent Delta Airlines flight allegedly began to breastfeed her pet cat mid-flight and refused to stop after getting caught. The incident allegedly happened during a recent trip on board, Delta Flight 1360, a route. Don't stop breastfeeding your tabby.

Don't stop. We'll be landing soon. Oh, man. All right. Go ahead. Sorry. I don't know why that song is perfect, but it is. It's perfect.

That's perfect. Let's see. This is a route that travels between Syracuse, New York, and Atlanta, Georgia. An image posted on social media suggests that the purported cat. breastfeeding happened while the plane was heading towards Atlanta, although it was not exactly clear when the incident happened. My guess is this is not her first time to that rodeo. The image circulating online describes the supposed event

in what appears to be a screen capture of a message sent using aircraft communications addressing and reporting systems or A-cars, not to be confused with L-cars. That was if she was on the Enterprise breastfeeding account. That's right, which that'd be one of those episodes where the peptide cake or whatever. that episode was. Which pilots used to transmit short text-based messages to the ground. The message reports a passenger in C-13A, quote,

is breastfeeding a cat and will not put the cat back in its carrier? In response to a request from a flight attendant, the message asked that the situation be addressed by the airline's red coat team upon landing. Who are they? What's the red coat team? The red coat, I think it's like we have a spill on aisle five. It's their code words for, we want security here at the gate as soon as we open it back open the door up yeah that's what

that sounds like to me i don't get how you can get 14 videos of the same airline fight yeah you know somebody fighting with a flight attendant over putting on a mask but we can't get a single photo of this woman breastfeeding a cat yeah this is like big foot you just don't have enough information we don't have enough proof yeah i don't think i believe it um anyway we don't know how it went in the end but they call the, by the way, they call this team, this red coat team, as quote, this is Delta's description,

elite airport customer service experts. Oh, specially trained to handle on the stop customer issues. Do they go, the red coats are coming? The red coats are coming. Yeah. I want a whole series called Redcoat,

and it just follows these guys. Oh, that would be great, yeah. It's like, oh, we got a breastfeeding cat, or we got a lady won't wear a mask or whatever. You could do rip from today's headlines. I would be like, oh, would you do it as a drama series? I was thinking like a reality show on on history channel or something.

Oh, that'd be all right. I'd do that. Yeah. That'd be fine. If it was a drama series, you could get real crazy with it. But what was the airline that had the reality show for? Oh, Southwest. Southwest, right.

What was that called? That was like, um, ah, shit. Some kind of, it was good, though. It was intense. It was. It was intense, but it was like, yeah, because you mean, You'd have people who are having problems sitting across, facing each other, and, oh, we're going to Las Vegas, and we've lost one of our flight attendants. I don't know where they ended up.

Yeah, and there was always something real bad going on, or he had some customer all pissed because his transfer didn't happen or whatever. I used to think that was all right, but it also did feel like a commercial for them. It did, yeah. And maybe it was? I don't know. It was just called airline. Okay. Um, okay.

Or airline on the fly. Airline on the fly. Yes. Okay. Well, look at them go. Yeah, I can't tell. It's funny. One, one thing is called airline.

Oh, then they renamed it on the fly. Oh, okay. Oh, that's weird. 2004, 2005. Yeah, that sounds like the era. Mm-hmm. Days gone by. Yeah.

Uh, we got time for this story. A senior citizen. I think that's anybody. over the age of, what, 60? I don't know how it works. What is a senior citizen? I don't know what qualifies. I think 60 is the senior citizen.

Yeah. Senior citizen. You know what we're going to do? We're going to see how close you and I are to this definition. Okay. Okay. Captain Kipper says 65. Is that the new, is that the deal?

Yeah. Senior citizen. All right. That's what the internet says. A person. It gives you don't know how to pronounce it. I love it. Excellent.

Yeah. It seems like a real hard one. Senior citizen. Oh, thank goodness. A person relatively advanced age, especially one who has retired, an old person, generally a senior citizen is considered an over 60 years of age person or number three, an elderly person. So 60 this says. Over 60, okay. I'll go with Captain Kippers.

I like yours better, dude. I like 65. Yeah, 65 is good. Senior citizen. All right, great. Senior citizen. Senior citizen. Senior citizen.

Tell us what you want us to know. All right. Anyway, this guy, this old dude. uh, who's 60, was charged with having unnatural sex with a goat. Oh, unnatural. Yeah, yeah. It's opposed to the very natural, normal sex with a goat. Yeah, it's natural sex with a goat.

Senior citizen, uh, pleaded not guilty at the Sessions court, uh, here to charge, uh, to a charge of having unnatural sex with a female goat at the back of his neighbor's house last July. Shari Hassan, age 60 was charged with committing the act in Kumpungungay, boo ye, ring wang! Yeah, that's it. Exactly right there. Anyway, this is the whole thing about the penal code.

He could get a jail sentence, by the way, a maximum jail term of 20 years and a fine or whipping upon conviction. Oh. Yeah, I could get a whipping. Let's see. He's clad in a floral shirt showed up, oh, hey, he's one of your people in the floral shirt. Just because he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt, people. That's all we're saying. That's all it is.

That's all we mean. I don't mean Brian's in the goat club or anything, all right? That's right. You reached out to the goat for comment. All they said, this is pretty funny. When he was shown the exhibits, namely a green t-shirt and brown long pants

that were allegedly seized from him during the arrest, the accused denied that the clothes belonged to him. Did his do the shirt and trousers belong to you? They asked him? He said, no, they don't. So anyway, it's still going on. He's not guilty yet. That's what shaggy wears.

Yeah, it is what shaggy wears. Maybe. Maybe shaggy unnaturally you have to go. What was his real name? Nirmal. Norval Rogers. Normal. Norval.

Norval. Norval. Old normal Rogers there. Creight's 89. It wasn't me. Different shaggy, but you know what? It also works. That word totally works.

All right, we're going to take a break. When we come back, Stephen Schlecker will join us. We got a lot to talk about. We get some Spider-Man in the air. You can smell it. so we'll get to that in a minute and before that though we've got to do a breaking song

not a breaking song a song break is what I meant to say song break well this is a breaking song this is brand new so I'm happy to give these guys some exposure hey back in 2015 a group of friends from central North Carolina

decided to form a punk rock project called the second after kind of a high school band situation but it's so much more than that they've got more of a upbeat, positive tone to the songs that they release, reminding their listeners that all of life's challenges will pass. All three members of the band, the second after, have been impacted somehow by music for the

better and their individual connections to it or what they pass on to their fans. So it's really, really cool. They start out in 2016 with an EP called Hit and Run. They're getting ready to release a brand new EP. We Are Who We Are. Here is a brand new single called Changes. This is The Second After

Just when I fell in my way Here comes a winter And I can't see My road beneath the snow It's getting harder to know Where to go The winds are shifting If nothing can stay the same

It rains on my memory I'm trashed until I can't bring Ignore me, just let me sink I wish I could turn around Reverse and revamped somehow I'm left without a way out As the storm is lifted I'm fortunate that it can't place it

I'm like the window I can't take it forever's ruining it And while the ways to back I'm always fighting with changes Too many days Too many days I've wasted space I stand in place

while the current comes out of me Finally, I feel it break I'm gone again As it washes me away Take it's I'm for the bad Complacist I'm like to wrap

I can't take it Forever's burning it And while the waves turned back I'm always fighting with changes I'm always fighting with changes It's not enough It's gonna break my fault I can't take it

I guess I'll rip like this I guess I'm with like this Strangers are for the better Good places I'm like the weather I can't take it Forever's been in it And while the weeks are back

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That's his business. Mountain grown for richer flavor. This is the morning stream. Welcome back to the show. Just real quick here, this that you heard. Hold on. What the fuck? For some reason.

Yeah. Then started cussing up a storm and we don't know where he heard it because his mom's not doing it in front of him. Uh-huh. That's what she says. Yeah. He's got to be hearing it. He's not watching Better Call Saul when the parents aren't around. One of his parents is teaching him this.

I think I might. You know what? I'll play the uncensored version here in the chat. You guys want to hear this? Of course. Here it is uncensored. Van saying the F-bomb. Here you go.

Enjoy. What the fuck? Golly. Yeah, that's not even like him saying, what the truck? And mispronounce it. That is like, uh... Yeah, it's bad.

It's real bad. And the whole time Taylor's like, no, no, no, no, no. Like, you're not, well, what are you saying? Yes, right. But every time he says it, you know, you've got your camera out, you're videotaping it, and everybody's laughing. So, of course he's going to, like, keep doing it. Yeah, of course he will.

He did another one here. What the fuck? Why is that so funny? Oh, it's hilarious. And he doesn't know. He just knows it's, he's laughing his little head off. He doesn't know what you're saying. He's no idea.

It's funny because Tristan picked that up from Tina, right? Tina, she'd be driving him around and, like, car would get in front of him. She'd go, what the hell? Or she's, what the hell? And we're out to dinner with my grandparents, you know, visiting in. And they put something in front of Tristan. They put a plate of food right in front of him. And he goes, what the hell?

And, and, you know, as grandparents, you know, it's hilarious, but you don't want to, you don't want to, uh, show how hilarious it is. Well, I guess you, you, you're probably just fine with that. Oh, I love. Tina was mortified. Like, oh, my God. Yeah. Like, if Kim's mother-in-law heard this, she would, she would think the world's ending. Yeah, yeah.

I can't play it for her, but man, it makes me laugh. And when my kids were little, we tried to trick him into it. Because if Taylor said frog off when she was little, she would swear. Yeah. just didn't know any better how to pronounce it. So you get that once in a while, but he's full on just like letting it rip. No, Tristan, when he saw a UPS truck, he would go, you piss fuck, is what he'd say. I love that so much.

It's one of my favorite things you ever told me. I love it. Ah, kids. Out of the Mouseret Syndrome, kid, yeah. Amazing. All right. Hey, what if we got Stephen involved? I think we should.

Let's see what kind of words he knows. Yeah. Yeah. What does the world do when Stephen enters the room? Well, first do you hear this. Stephen Schleiker. Stephen Schleaker. Hey, look who it is. It's Stephen Schleiker all the way from Hayes, Kansas, and the home and headquarters of major spoilers.com. Hello, Stephen. Hey, Scott. What the flipping heck is going on with you? Yeah, man. We missed you last week. Do your kids ever just let fly with the swears and you're just like, where did you hear that, boy? God, yes. The youngest who's 10 will get. on to playing his roadblocks game or whatever and it's just foul word after foul word and I'm just like hey

language yeah dude roblocks just continue on with it roblocks is a den of a freaking iniquity these days that place there's some stuff going on in there there's your real meta meta verse everybody yeah yeah hey uh mark Zuckerberg step aside roblocks is already doing it you weirdo anyway uh well that's good he's 10 that's insane to hear that he's 10 how is he the oldest is 14 dude he'll be dating and driving and he's already driving oh right because you're in Kansas yeah yeah we've got him on the

on the learners permit so we drive around probably once a week for a couple of hours so now isn't the deal I thought the deal with that was you had to have kids that were driving tractors or something isn't that the law or something? So yes when you turn I guess yeah when you turn 14 you can get a

farmer's license so that you can drive on the farm, right? But that also spills out into driving everywhere else. But you have to have a farm to drive on. So what a lot of kids do is they have a grandparent that has a farm. And they just say, yeah, my grandparents own this farm. And I go and work there. And so that's how they get the license to drive instead of the learners permit at 14.

Gotcha. Okay. That's interesting. And my son has asked, do you think grandma and grandpa would vouch for me? And let me say that their farm is something I can. can drive on. I'm like, they live like four and a half hours away, dude. They're not going to do that. Do they have a, they have a, I didn't know you had family with, did you grow up on a farm? No, I grew up in the country, but not on a farm. We've got like 30 acres that basically my dad will

somebody will come and cut the, the hay every year, the grass every year, and then pay him a bunch of money to, to do that for their livestock. And sometimes he will let somebody put their excess cattle in the field to graze. So you're going to inherit all that one day? I don't think so. I'm not the good child of the family. Oh, nobody likes Stephen in the old family, even at there. No, I am the rock the boat child. That comic book reading anti-farmer bastard, Stephen, they say, around the Thanksgiving table. Well, we like you. So thanks for being here.

It's Monday. It's time for us to talk about some stuff. Oh, hi, Brian. I forgot to say hello to you. It's okay. I get it. We were doing the whole, you know, swearing the thing. So I get it. I get it. It's all good. Hey, Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse trailer, teaser, more like. It was more like a teaser. It was the fastest response that I'd ever gotten back from U.S. Scott when I sent out that email.

Brian was like, oh, my God, I'm so excited for this. Yes. Oh, yeah. And it really doesn't give you a whole lot that you, you know, like you see one character that we already kind of saw in the previous movie in the end. But still, it's like, oh, more of this. I'm just so excited for more of this. I am too.

Yeah, so am I. It would be great. I guess the thing that I'm, and, you know, a little bit of a spoiler alert, as we know, as Brian said, Spider-Man 2099 is at the end of the very first Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse. And it looks like, oddly, that he might be the bad guy in this next story. Hard to tell, but yeah, it looks, are you seeing that from other places besides the trailer? No, I'm just going from the trailer. Yeah. Yeah, the trailer just looks amazing.

one thing that I'm so the other thing that is a surprise for people is this sequel is only part one right and so that might have that might get a lot of people angry um just because you know the first movie was so great and now this one let's hope that the story is so solid that it will continue into a second movie as opposed to they're stretching a story out to make it a second movie or a third movie or a fourth movie or whatever it's it's just um it's you know a welcome thing to have a marvel movie where they admit at the beginning before they release it that it's part one of a two-part movie. That's right. That's right.

Exactly. Now, the creators of this have said that this is, you know, basically the multiverse. That doesn't mean that Tom Holland is going to be in the movie or does it? Or does it? Well, they've got, hey, Toby McGuire, while we've got you. Yeah, hang around. Somebody call Andrew Garfield's cell. We need him for another weekend or whatever.

right yeah um it looks great as always like i the just the look at that animation always gets me stoked um i'm ready i'm ready for it listen you know it always happens and it's a way to create some exciting action when you're when your good superheroes meet for the first time they all assume the other one is bad and so there's got to be a little bit of a battle to like oh wait no you're also good okay let's join forces against the real bad guy yeah yeah yeah yeah man the art or the sorry the the color scheme of this toward the back end of the trailer. Mm-hmm. When it goes all 2D.

Unbelievably cool. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. All right. Well, they should hurry up with that. Well, we only have to wait until October.

Yeah. Less than a year. It's not too bad, right? Yeah. As long as they don't change it. We'll see. Sometimes they do. I mean,

some of us will still have to wait until 2020 to go see the next Spider-Man movie, but. Yeah, that's true. Me and you, Stephen. I'm not going to the theater. Me neither. Totally fine. All right. Well, there's that. That's exciting stuff. Oh, a reminder real quick. This is the week of the launch of the second issue of that Tom Taylor, alternate Superman history thing.

Is that in the Middle Ages? Can't think of the name. Oh, that's the something steel. Brotherhood of Steel. Is that it? Brotherhood of Steel. Yeah, something, something Steel. I can't remember the title ever, but I love that first issue so much. And the second issue is out this week. And I'm very good. Gritty Steel. Gritty. Steel Knight.

Steel Knights. Legend of the... Wait, is that all it is, just Steel Knights? Somebody says just Steel Knight. All right, well, it's good. It's good is all I'm saying. Hey, do you like Jupiter's Legacy? Maybe check out...

Oh, Knights of Steel. Oh, Knights of Steel, there you go. Dark Knights of Steel. Dark Knights of Steel. I knew it was longer than that. If you like Jupiter's Legacy, boy, howdy. You might like Super Crux on Netflix. Tell me why.

Why? Did I hear you say that you were watching this, Scott? Uh, no. I, uh, I marked it though as a thing I put it on my, my, my cue, because some other anime head I know said, oh, you got to see this. Um, but I have no idea what it is. So tell me more about it. What's going on? So many people have already maybe read, uh, Jupiter's legacy from Mark Miller. And then of course, Miller World was bought by Netflix to turn all of his stuff into properties for Netflix. And of course, the Jupiter's legacy series already came out. But now I came out, I, came out, I think. think over thanksgiving maybe just before it's super crooks which is set in the same universe as jupiter's legacy it does feature some of the the characters from the i guess the television series uh but this is done totally in a japanese anime style and of course it is as over the top with uh the violence and the inappropriateness that you find in a mark miller comic uh so you've got that going for you but this is about a bunch of power um

Powered people who are villains, crooks, who are going on one big heist that will get them, you know, like $50 million score. What's the, what are their powers? Do we not know? So the main character, Hisles Electricity, another one, the woman, her power is to make you kind of believe anything. Okay. You know, she kind of hypnotizes you that way. There's a guy with fire powers. There's a couple of guys, I don't know if their brothers are just friends, but it's like if you cut off any part of their body, it'll regrow.

and there's another guy who can ghost through things and a guy that can levitate things. So it's such a different look and style from that Jupiter's legacy thing, but it's a true spin-off, like you said. Yeah, no, yeah, really. When I saw it, I swore that you had heard it, and I was like, okay, I'll sit down this weekend and watch it. Each episode's like 25 minutes. And there's 13 episodes, I'm about to episode eight. And it's very anime. I mean, it feels like your Jojo's bizarre.

adventure kind of thing. Yeah. So if you, if you like that, you'll like the style here. But it's got some, you know, it's got some inappropriateness that you find in Mark Miller. So expect a lot of blood. Oh, good. I mean, there's, there's naked people, but there are no naughty bits.

Oh. So they may be naked, but you don't see their man weaners. Is that what you're telling me? Or their lady. Or their lady, uh, Virginia's. I got you. So, so, how's the, how's the music? Because I see that the composer is tow a tie from, uh, 90s band D. light. No way. Yeah, the music is

pretty good. I like the music in this. Are you kidding me? That's hilarious. Wow. All right. Well, it's good to know he's working. So one thing, the only thing that I will say about it is that, man, it takes them a long time to get to, hey, here's the, let's break down the heist. It's like, first we get an origin story, then we get a basically two hours of one heist. And then, okay, we're going to get

together and we're going to do a heist but in order to do that we have to go rescue another guy and then by like episode eight or nine whatever I'm on now it's like okay here's the heist that we're going to do so the last four episodes or whatever that I have left are going to be dedicated to just the main heist of the story

and this is only season one so my guess is this is going to be a season two and this is bloody you say I would say it's a little bloody yeah I like it's not it's not like war porn that's my favorite my favorite my favorite my favorite anime is where they get real violent for some reason i don't know what that says about me but i like

a good violent anime i think it's because i admire the animation quality of it you know what i mean like somebody getting there yeah somebody getting eviscerated in anime means slow motion crazy liquidy looking hand-drawn effects i it sounds gross but for some reason i like it now you see some people get their stuff cut off you know body parts and whatnot and there's blood splatter and um yeah there's there's that in there so it's in definitely a lot of bad language. So this is definitely not something for your kids unless you want them to learn all the bad words like Scott's grandson.

Sounds like Mark Miller to me. Everything you've described. Yeah, yeah, it really is. It really is Mark Miller. So if you know that going in, then you know everything to expect. Yeah, and maybe you'll watch it and you'll come away with this reaction. By the way, we talked a little bit about this last week, but I've got to give it to you, Stephen.

I watched some of Arcane. I watched the first couple episodes of Arcane. The animation style blows Blade Runner Black Lotus out of the water. You're absolutely right. I was really liking Black Lotus animation until I watched Arcane. I'm like, oh, this is so good. Yeah, that's really good. It's really good.

That's so nice. And apparently, I guess I didn't know somebody was talking, I think, the last time after we were talking. talking about this, that there's like a Warhammer animated series, too, on like some website or like Warhammer TV or something, Scott. So if you're into that 40K thing, there's some Warhammer stuff that I guess is as good as the arcane stuff. Yeah, I've heard pretty good things about it.

I haven't seen it yet, but I guess you can go sub at the, who makes Warhammer? Games Workshop. Yeah, so you can go and get like a, basically it's like a Warhammer streaming pass type thing. It's almost like their own streaming service. and they've got original programming more coming. But I've heard good things about it. I haven't seen it yet.

But I'm curious about it because I love me to some 40K, you know, big fan. Yeah, yeah. I like that stuff a lot. Speaking of big fan, Scott, I got a question. Have you had a chance to watch Hawkeye yet? Yes, I'm all caught up and continue to be hot up on Hawkeye. That thing's singing all the right songs for me. Plus, it's based around Christmas.

I want to watch it while, you know, while we're leading to Christmas. Is that your antithesis? to Kim's Hallmark Christmas Day. Yeah, except she's watching it with me and she's really enjoying it. But let me tell you something that happened the other day. We're watching, she's watching some of her stupid Christmas movies, all right? And one of them comes up. I cannot believe this premise exists.

Most of them are, she's from the big city. She's going to this small town. Wonder if she'll meet a guy at the store up the road. Who's wearing plaid and he's super handsome and, you know, whatever. Now does she really want to go back to New York? Probably not. She'll stay here in Christmastown, USA. Anyway, that's how usually is.

This one was a lady who was a secret or basically a spy, I guess, for the U.S. military who was trying to get a suspect to give up all the, you know, give it all up on his vast crime empire. But she falls for him. He's this handsome, you know, dark and handsome dude. She falls for this guy. And even though, like, they've got surveillance footage and all this stuff of this dude, like, you know, letting it rip about what his dark crimes are and everything. she falls for him and it's all during Christmas and in the end she gets pulled off the case because of her feelings but eventually

they get together anyway and I couldn't believe they were doing it. It was so bad. It was so bad. Do any of these Hallmark movies have a woman who comes from the big city and meets a woman who's a small town flower shop owner and falls in love? Yes, give me a man-based

thing where the dude is the one. Yes, Brian, let's get there. Let's get it. I want the guy to come to town No, no, no, I'm saying, I'm saying it's a woman meeting a woman, like a, you know, sex. They've got, they do. Okay, they do have some of those, okay. They got the gay ones.

They got the lesbian ones. They got the, uh, they get the, but they're all the same. Again, it's Taco Bell of filmmaking. It's like, four ingredients. Yeah, and then they just make a show out of it. You just pick one from, all right, well, big city. Okay, cool. Boink.

Doesn't really matter the genders. Uh, small town. Guy runs the Christmas tree shop. But really, exactly. It doesn't change. anything else but the genders of the two main characters really yeah that's basically it okay all right it's a bad time is what i'm getting yeah i i pitched one that was um uh nuclear physicist has to survive in a small town during the nuclear fallout and uh falls in love with a survivalist uh as the

as the you know nuclear winter continues and they fall in love and learn the true meaning of christmas now i'm into this holidays are all aglow on the hallmark channel i'm into that idea for real. Like, I would watch that. That's the thing you could get used. I wrote it, I wrote it with you in mind, Scott, because I was like, what if Mad Max meets Hallmark Holiday Special? Yeah, and they could go out during the fallout, like the, you know, the ashes falling, but it seems like snow. Oh, man. Like, they're spinning around in snowflakes, like to make like fallout angels. The ashes instead of snow, yeah. Meanwhile, being irradiated to their, to their doom. That's an amazing idea. All right.

Well, let me know when you finish your treatment on the script and we'll push it to our people in Hollywood and get it done. If you want to follow more of the great rumblings of pop culture in the world, the best place to do it, I think is major spoilers.com. And I'm guessing there's stuff going on this week. What do you got going? Yep, I'm prepping all of the previews for this week. So if you want to see what comics are coming out, including new Star Wars comics and Transformers comics and all sorts of other stuff, we're going to have those run every Tuesday, starting early in the morning until mid-day. morning. You can find them all at major spoilers.com. Very, very nice. Is there anything we should do with our water intake? You have any advice for that? I would say, um, and Brian, you know this

from your procedure last week. Stay hydrated. Yes. You do know that from that procedure. Boy, howdy. Yeah. A little more than you wanted, maybe. Carter and I, Carter's in the chat. Carter and I have been, it's really hard for us to sit by idly while Kim watches one of these without. quietly and watch. Yeah, it's really hard. Both of us are like, oh my gosh, really? And it drives Kim crazy. She'll hit pause and look at us like, really?

You guys are going to do this right now? And we just can't help it. Like the guy I walk in and go, I don't know, like some unbelievably thing and nobody would ever do in real life. I have to say something. Yeah. I have to bring it up and then, you know, and then we get in trouble and ostracized.

And that's how it is. All right. Hey, well done there. Stephen, it's good stuff. We got a bonus mashup today. Do you guys like to hear it? Do you guys want to hear this cool mashup? Yes.

Well, good, because I have one. This is from Jamie. And we got some big stuff coming from him before the end of the year, kind of his end of year best of stuff. He's been doing multiple years now. So excited about those. It's all very good. But for now, you got to live with this one, which is called tickling that edge.

Okay. Which is a TWSS, which we determined was what's. That's what she. She said. There you go. Sounds dirty out of context. So let's see how it goes. Enjoy. Your muscles down there can only handle about seven inches before everything just shreds. And so... Y'all have way more butthole knowledge than I do. I feel... Yeah, stick that in there. Slide it in the sleeve. Lots of dicks. Lots of dicks. All sorts of dicks.

So what do you think that is? I've got one of those. It's an organ. Okay. Brian's got an organ. I said something while she was doing it. I think it freaked her out because it was last. And it'll be lady here and dude here. Dude will be doing her. Jeez. Dude will be giving her the treatment. I'll be getting the treatment over here by the lady. Way, way better.

Yeah, you fix that. My contention that there's probably a third that some guy whacked off. And now it's like, you know, circling Pluto. Yeah, I heard it too, Bobby. Oh, damn it. He's going to, Jamie's going to get that. I bit into something very hard. I'm like, oh, what's that?

I pull it out. It's also coming. There's coming in Georgia. Oh. Is there? Is there? There is. Yeah, there's coming, yeah. Great. Vigina's good. Yes. Yes, ma'am.

If it's like too wide an opening and, you know, part of your butt cheeks are kind of getting pushed down in there and cutting off the circulation. My head ain't fitting in your weird little hole. Forget it. Exactly. Suck it, Johnson. Oh, I'm sucking it. I'm sucking it right now, baby. Like dark brown shriveled up. Yeah, yeah. Limp, dark brown shriveled up. It's like those chips. It won't end up in a mashup. Yeah.

So I went all over the kitchen. I turn it around all over the garage, all over the front of the car. It felt like it was never going to stop. But I had to lick it to get the smell started. It didn't smell. It didn't. Go ahead, Jamie, there's a free one for you. But you're not supposed to jam it up your butt is what I learned.

This is correct. Oh, shit, I'm not in there yet. Pam, bam, bam, bam, pounding them in there. You wouldn't think this is so hard. But, like, it's not that hard in retrospect, but, like, there's a lot of people to choose from, right? And we're already tickling that edge with five guys. Did you just say tickling that edge? Yeah, tickling the edge.

Just pointing out that would be a great something to capture. Yeah, I'm sure Jamie needs all the help in the world to find this stuff. So, good job. So I don't remember the context for almost 90% of that. I just don't remember what we were saying. So take it, I guess take it all at face value, everybody. We said all those things. We did.

That was all last week. Feels like a lot of it was. Oh, man. That was great. Hey, can I throw in a really quick plug for, I know it's, we're past, we're way past Black Friday. There's only a handful. I'm leaving the sale up on the Andrew Allen CDs until I run out of one of those CDs. And I think there's only like eight more of the Smooth Federation CDs.

So once they're gone, they're gone. We are not doing any more of those. So coverville.com slash shop, if you want to get one of these. $15 deals, it includes shipping anywhere in the U.S., five albums, two of which are double albums from Andrew Allen, all geeky jazz music, Star Wars, Star Trek, video games, superhero movies, all that stuff. Nice. Get in there, guys. Still a chance then. Don't clean my, clean my cabinet out. That's right. What are you going to put in there? Do you just decide what to fill it with? Um, yeah, so I've got, uh, I've got all of these, um, like I keep a lot of, uh, just enough USB cables that I might need, but I don't keep like, if I kept every single one I got, I have tons. Yeah.

But, um, I've got things like that, like PC parts and cables and power supplies or power cables, things like that. And so I've got these great boxes that will fit perfectly in that cabinet. So if I need something, I can just grab the box of it, pull out what I need. need put the box back and not have all this stuff all over the place nice look at that an organizational uh high point in your life happening right now with all these USB cables sitting here right next to my desk nobody why why do I have all of these nobody want them you don't need them you don't want them you don't want you don't have them put them in a put them in a place where you used to keep CDs that's what I always say exactly exactly uh all right we are going to get out of here before

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All right, Brian. Cool. Pretty sure that's it. Do you have, you probably have a song or some shit here? I do. I'm going to really quickly throw out a happy birthday to Jeannie. Happy birthday, Jeannie. You don't tell us it's her birthday, but I'm telling everybody that's your birthday.

I didn't know that. Why didn't I know that? Because she doesn't, it's not anywhere you would find us. these days like she uh i don't even think it's on i don't even think it tells me on facebook that she's having a birthday doesn't no she took it off facebook because she she so i just outed her happy birthday yeah happy um we love you and we are so happy to have you in our chat room every single day this is for her by the way we have a brand new version of the birthday jingle oh one new one excellent so this is from uh while a while ago i sent some files to sam and sam said i just need

i have some ideas can i have these files i said yeah absolutely so he made a bunch of stuff Here's the one we'll probably use the most. Jeannie, this is for you, all right, for your birthday. You don't want anyone to know about. Here it is. Happy birthday to you. You're the happy new year. There you go.

Look at that. Oh, that's fantastic. That is, that is like the best of all combos. I agree. He also figured out a way to autotune the weird guide to sound normal. And it's really weird. Like, here, let me play a bit of this. Yeah, sure.

I want to hear it. So it's the same line over and over, but he autotunes it to be correct. Oh, that is so weird. That is so weird. It's really weird. I absolutely love it. So thanks for that. Also, a happy birthday to Matuba, who, during that, like, basically I Farah Fawcetted his, or Michael Jackson, his Farah Fawcett.

He said it was his birthday right before I talked about. about it being Jeannie's birthday. So happy birthday, Matuba. You're awesome as well. Somebody else has a birthday. You want to know who else it is? Like three great people in our, in our world have birthdays. Who's that? It's Shojo. It's Sarah. I did know that. Yep. She's awesome. Yeah, she's great. We love her. Yeah. She, uh, wasn't there somebody else? It was a big one. Uh, no. The guy who invented Craigslist. Oh, really? Is it true? This is birthday today, yeah. This is his name? Craig?

His name is Craig, yeah. I've never really looked into that. I assumed his name was Craig. Yeah, he's a guy from Seattle who put up a way for people to trade bicycles or something and turned into Craig's List. And they decided just never to update the interface. Yeah, they really didn't. But you can get on there and go.

Yeah, Craigslist looks exactly the same as it did on the... If you're looking for a local orgy, Craigslist, that's where you go. Yes. Oh, it's on the 8th? Oh, it totally is. Oh, Shogho. I'm sorry. You put this for the 8th.

Well, you're getting it played today. because my eyesight sucks, apparently. Yeah, Brian had colon on the brain, so it's fine. Here we go. All right. That's a good look. Hey, Brian, speaking of which, why don't you play that request? I will play Shojo's request.

Supnerds, she says. The eighth is my birthday. Look at that. She even says it in two places, and I missed it. And I would like to request a cover of one of my favorite Christmas jams. Run Rudolph Run. Random question, if you're out of gas, you grab your gas can and you walk to the nearest gas station, right? Yeah.

Well, what do people with electric vehicles do? When their cars ran out of juice, do they have a spare battery to charge their engines? Does AAA come by with a charging station? I've always wondered that. Anyway, happy holidays, buttholes. I really would like to know that as well. I don't know. That is a good question.

Yeah. Like, does Elon Musk swing by and give you a jump? I don't know. Like, I think you're screwed, right? You just kind of screwed. I don't know, yeah. If I'm out in the middle of the Nevada. Maybe there's like a little hand crank thing in the trunk that is like in case of emergency.

deal. You know what? I'll ask my dad, because he's got a Tesla. Oh, yeah, he probably knows. What he would do. Like if I'm in the middle of the Nevada desert on my way to Vegas or Reno or something, and I'm like, oh, I didn't fully charge shit, I'm in the middle of Elko and there's nothing here. And you're just like watching your little electricity gauge go down. Like, what do you do? Yeah, what do you do? All right, that's your job. You find out. We'll get an answer. Oh, we'll find out. I love it. All right. So, Shogel wanted to hear a cover of Run Rudolf Run by Chuck Barry. It's funny because this song is called Run Rudolph.

in some places. It's called Run Run, Run Rudolph in some places. The one I'm playing is actually called Run Rudolf Run. And it's by some, I don't know what else this guy has done. He's a singer. But I hear he's done some acting as well.

He put out an album in 2018 called Shatner Claus. Here is William Shatner and a cover of Run Rudolph Run. And yes, it's just as good as you're expecting it to be. Fantastic. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Out of all the reindeer, you know you're the mastermind.

Run, run, Rudolph! Randolph ain't too far behind! Run, run, Rudolph! Santa's gotta make it to town! Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down! Rudolph because I'm breathing like a merry-round. Santa to a boy child, what have you been longing for? All I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar. And away went Rudolph whizzing like a shooting star. Run, run, Rudolph! Santa's gotta make it to town!

Santa, make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down. Run, run, Rudolph, because I'm reading like a merry-go-round. Santa to a girl, child, what would please you most to give? A little baby doll that can fry, sleep, drink, and witty. And away, when Rudolph whizzed like a saber. Run Rudolph! Santa's gotta make it to town! Santa make him hurry, tell if he can take the freeway down! Run, run, Rudolph! Because I'm breathing like a merry-round!

Run, run, run, Rudolph, Santa's got to make it to town. Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down. Run, run, run, Rudolph, because I'm really looking merry-go-round. Run, run, Rudolph. Santa's got to make it to town. Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down. Santa make him hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. This show is part of the Frog Pants Network.

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