The Morning Stream - TMS 2249: The Mayo Defense

Episode Date: February 22, 2022

Both Too Early and Too Cold For a Fish Sandwich. You've Got Dementia. The most important thing was the meth we took along the way. New stock is in at Charvana. Hoarding Avocados. Farticles in space. We're all Dying Since Yesterday. Elwood would do anything for 10 bucks. Vintage People Be Talkin'. Rambling Rampant. Jerry Stringer. Check Out My Prepper Wife, Dude. Wrapped in (hot) plastic. Making toaster ovens great again with Bill. TMS hats don't fit Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Coming up on TMS, both too early and too cold for a fish sandwich. You've got dementia. The most important thing was the meth we took along the way. New stock is in at Charvana. Hoarding avocados. Farticles in space. We're all dying since yesterday. Elwood would do anything for 10 bucks.

Vintage people be talking. Rambling rampant. Jerry Stringer. Check out my prepper wife, dude. Wrapped in hot plastic. Making toaster ovens great again with Bill. TMS hats don't fit Bobby and more on this episode. of The Morning Stream.

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The morning stream. Bread goes in, toast comes out. You can't explain that. Hey, everybody, welcome back to the morning stream. Today is Tuesday, February 22nd, 2022. That's right, 2222. Oh, my God. Or is the British, more correctly, do it, 22, 22, which is way better.

Way, way better. That's all we're going to say about it. Okay, that's it. I don't think that is. I think it will. All right, we're going to test your, we're going to test your, my resolve and see whether or not I bring this up again later. Maybe I won't.

Maybe a guest will come in. Like Bobby will do it because now he's thinking about it. So he'll say, oh, dude. It might be two, you know, science related to twos or our final cover of the day might include a two in the title because of that. Oh, who knows? Oh, who knows? We'll have to see.

Nice hint. I like your hint. Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. Hey, we're back. It's me and it's Brian. We got a, we got a show to do. I hope you're having a good Tuesday morning.

So far we are, I think. I don't know. How's your Tuesday mornings? Okay? A little cold. So far, so good. It is freezing cold. It is currently zero degrees, or as my watch says,

negative zero degrees. So it's on the lower side of zero. Speaking of those Europeans, what is that in space points in the Celsius there? No, I have no idea. So there's a zero, absolute zero for them is... Negative 20? No, negative 20 is where Celsius and Fahrenheit meet. So...

So they'd be in the 30... Negative 30? No, negative 40. It says... Negative 40 is... Oh, right. Negative 40 is where they meet. That's right. Right. Absolute zero is absolute zero, whereas for us it's 30.

Right. I think. Right. Anyway, well, yeah, so that means something, folks. So yesterday we were talking about Brian going to all these fast food places and saying it's too early to get a fish sandwich. We're going to wait for a warmer day, okay? Yeah, I had my map.

I kind of had things planned out. I was going to, I was going to bypass Taco Bell and just do Burger King, Wendy's, and McDonald's. A, because I think timewise that would fit in the full half hour, but also B, because I go to that Taco Bell and

they know that's not my voice when I pull up to the... Oh, are you like a regular enough to they would know your voice and stuff? Yeah, they have had the same people. There's an older lady there that has worked there for the last three years and only does drive through.

And she's like, oh, Diablo sauce? I'm like, yeah, okay, yeah. Like, because I always get Diablo sauce. So, yeah, she'd know, but, you know, they don't know when I'm on the speaker. I love to hear. This morning, I did work on that voice so that it wasn't

just going to be, is it too early to get a fish sandwich? And then if they say, yeah, sorry, no fish sandwiches until 10.30 or 11 or whatever. Yeah. Okay, well, let me get some hash browns. You know, I was like going to figure out the follow-up. You're going the full Monty.

I love it. All right. It is. It devolves, the more I do the voice, the more it devolves into George W. Bush has done by Will Ferrell, like a cranky high-pitched one. Maybe you're at Dana Carvey, Ross Perrault kind of thing. Nice. Well, I'm very much looking forward to it, but we're going to have

to wait for a warmer day in Colorado. Okay. It'll be after, after, uh, get back from, from a California, Galizania soon. When is that? I got to plan next week. You probably should start planning now, Scott. I probably should. Seeing as one week from today, you will, you will have a different person hosting the show with you.

That's right. And you're going to be gone till what is it? Four days. So I will be back for TMS PM. So you're gone for the whole, basically the week of TMS. The week of TMS. Yeah. I mean, I'll be here for Monday.

Right. We'll do Monday. Oh, yeah, we'll do Monday. That's right. Then Tuesday through Thursday, you're done here in Friday. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I'll be gone. And then Saturday I'll be back for a film sack. Nice. All right. So there you have it. I will have some guest hosts lined up. I already have some ideas about who they'll be. I imagine Kim will be one of those. Probably be one of them. We'll do a skim-s. She's a favorite. So we'll have her back, I think. And then we'll do, I don't know. I'll think about the others. I have ideas. And maybe not the usual thing. It might be, might be someone, I mean, I don't know. I don't.

I don't know, I don't know. But we'll all be waiting anxiously for Brian to get back. I can tell you that much. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you very much. The Kim episodes would be good, but those other ones will be terrible. And you'll be like, man, can't wait for Brian to be back. Because that was so bad, they'll say. Oh, geez. This is, uh, whose idea was this go host? Yeah. Oh, my God. Hey, I'd say yes, it'd be fun to get jury, but that dude don't have time for a tiny segment once a week. Are you kidding? I don't think it's going to happen. Uh, all right. Let's, uh, let's do a thing I've been dying to do. actually it's not true i just thought of it yesterday but i got a game i'm going to play dying since yesterday yeah buying since yesterday i guess technically we've all been dying since yesterday because we're all going to die one day and yesterday was we were one day younger yesterday and it's how it is so uh got dark it did get dark very quick here's what i'm going to do brian i'm going to test you you're always testing us you're always quizzing us i'm going to quiz you

today quiz me here's what i want to do now this is less about information it's more about sensory uh sensory what's the word i'm looking for things you heard we'll talk about your hearing in the years uh in the in the decades of 1980s and the 1990s okay so these are what just like sounds of things from those decades sounds of things yes music or voices or anything like that but like here is the sound of an HP letter writer or something like that sure and there'll be common there'll be things that are big and you'll know them but you'll know them but you You may not remember names and things, so that'll be the fun of it, right? Okay.

All right, I'm excited about this. All right, let's do it. So let's do this game. This first one might be too easy, but let's just throw it at you anyway and see how you do. Chat room, shut up in there. Don't tell, Brian, don't look at the chat, I guess. I'm not looking at the chat room. I'm going to keep my eyes focused there.

I can't tell them not to be, they'll never shut up. Exactly. They got to prove how smart they are. Yeah, they're very smart. All right, here you go. Number one, this is your first one. Let's see how you do. Okay.

What's that? That is, uh, well, give me that one more time. I know that. Very late 90s. Uh, is that, uh, okay. Yeah, this is, uh, geez Louise, I'm already off to a crappy start. This is, uh, it's a video game thing, right?

I'm, is it? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. All right. It is, uh, I know it's not the stupid little, uh, fairy that flies around, uh, link in one Zelda games because that's hey is that a sound it's almost like a Pokemon uh oh crap all the chat rooms know it I'm sure they do yeah all the chat rooms all the people in the chat rooms all the people in the chat is all right I'm gonna let's just so we can move on I'm

gonna say it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a Pokemon I don't it's a Tomicachi it's it a Tomicchi is it Tomicchi no it is the ICQ notification sound Ic Q and Okay. I don't feel bad. Never used it. You never used ICQ? I never used ICQ. Oh, man. That thing was on all the eff and time. Yeah, ICQ Messenger. That thing was the bomb. It was the OG, man. Nobody had messenger to tell that thing. It was great. All right. All right, good. I don't feel so bad. Don't feel too bad. All right, now we're back in the 80s.

How's this one? Oh, that's, that's, all right. So that was the red and then the yellow two times and the yellow two times. And then the blue and then the green. Yeah, that's Simon. Come on now. Nicely done. That was the Simon game. Well done.

Easy one. Easy one. Softball. Yeah. All right. I love that thing. Oh, my God. There was a, I had one of those, like, got it as a Christmas present when I was visiting my, or a birthday present when I was visiting my grandparents in California in Los Angeles.

Mulberry, no, not Mulberry, Mulberry Hill. Mulholland Drive near Mulholl and Drive. Oh. And they got one of those for me. And I think I spent so much time on it one day that my. My grandmother yelled at me for not doing anything else with my day. Oh, my gosh. She yelled at you.

Oh, young Brian getting the, getting the, yeah, she kind of yelled at me a lot. That's kind of a family, like we all know that she, she was a yelling. She yelled at everybody. She was like, they called her Old Yeller by the end. Is that how that went? Old Yeller. Yes, exactly. All right, here's one for you.

I think early 80s. Okay. All right. Here, that is a pitfall, Harry, going across, on a vine, across a pitfall of alligators that are well done very good you were quick on that one okay yeah all right now we'll move back up in in the timeline and uh this should be this should be easy oh that is that is a messenger application which one is that is that aol let's say aOL you are correct aOL messenger well done nicely done i was worried about that one or i thought maybe you wouldn't get that right yeah you've got

Here's another 90s piece of business. Oh, yeah. I'm about to play some battle arena to Shindon after that thing goes off. Yeah. The startup noise of the PS1. Nicely done. PlayStation 1 Startup noise. All right.

You're doing great so far. Yeah. All right. This is going to be maybe, you'll know what it is, but it'll be tricky remembering all the details. So I'll just play it. Here you go. To a barrel roll. Oh, that is, that's the video game.

Here's the thing. I always connect that incorrectly. I always connect that with Star Fox. But there was no talking in that game. It was like slippy-toed and all that. So it's a different video game, but I always connect that with doing a barrel roll in Star Fox. The actual game is, was it Pilot Wing 64 or something? Oh, crap.

I'm never going to remember which game that actually really truly came from. All right. Well, here's your answer. The answer is Star Fox. It was. It is Star Fox 64. That did have voice stuff in it. It did.

All right. God, there was so much, there was so much Star Fox Mandela effect with me that I could have sworn. Like, so SNS was the first Star Fox. Yeah. And the SNS game did have. I've just jibber jabs. Yeah, that whole thing. Nobody was actually saying any words in that thing.

However, the 64 did feature these voice samples, and I always misappropriate it to Slippy, the Toad saying it. Yeah, Sleepy Toad had a different voice. But this is Peppy or whatever his name is, right? Right, right. So I wish it was slippy, but it ain't slippy. I always get it wrong. All right, here, Brian, this is a tough one.

Early 80s, you and I are, you know, young kids, you know entering our 12 maybe we're 12 here i don't know 11 okay so here you go that okay that is either is that the basketball or the football um that is the little handheld Mattel electronic I'm going to say it's the football one you are correct nicely done okay that little thing I used to think it was calico as well chat room I always have that wrong. It's Mattel. It is Mattel, yeah. Fun side note, though, the Mattel football game was programmed by the same dude

who programmed NHL-94, which we talked about on play retro yesterday. Oh, interesting. Cool. Yeah, that was his claim to fame. All right, here's one, 90s, and I think you'll probably get it, because we all had to, we all were forced to hear this all the time. Here you go. That is the Nokia ringtone. You are 100% correct. All those little freaking chocolate bar handhelds had that damn zone. Yeah, exactly.

Good job. Here's one. Oh, this is maybe too easy, but whatever. Think 90s, I guess. Maybe 80s even. Here you go. Only that part. Oh, that is the opening title card music for DreamWorks.

I'm going to say DreamWorks. S.K.G. Let's check. Disney. Which one? Disney. Disney. Oh, okay, that's just the, oh, it's about to go into the...

Dice Tomatoes very upset that you got that wrong. Yeah, fine. That's fine, nice tomato. All right. Oh, I got a WTF for that one. Yeah, that was a big one. What the fop? I know.

Listen, I remember that it was a movie title card. That is something. Come on now. I agree. And I cut it short to be hard, so it's partly... Yeah, because it cut off the when you wish upon a stand. Yeah, I made it tricky. All right, here's one.

This one's easy. Okay. That is the PlayStation 2 startup sound. You would be incorrect. Oh, is it three? Is it three? Nope. It's the Windows 95 startup sound.

You're absolutely right. Yes. Was that the one that was designed by Brian Eno? Oh, maybe. I don't know. Yeah. See, that's info I didn't have. I didn't know that.

That's kind of cool. Windows 95. Yes. It's very early PlayStation. I know. Jeez. Yeah, I should have, I should have gotten that one. Absolutely. Not so bad. All right. Here's, uh, oh, yeah, this, I hate this. I hate what I'm about to play. Dice Tomato is so angry. I've made Dice Tomatoes so angry. I know. Let's, let's trigger him further with this one. Yeah, okay. Here you go.

That is the opening noise, or it's the noise that, uh, Tim Toolman Taylor made on freaking home improvement. You are correct. Nicely done. I hate that sound. Don't you hate that sound? Don't you hate that sound? too i absolutely i hate it so much all right home improvement uh next up hopefully hopefully uh in the buzz light year movie that we're getting uh which is just called light year right is that right i believe it's just called light year yeah yeah i'd like to hear uh that character do that noise since he won't be voiced by um uh tim yeah it's steve it's steve it's tim taylor but it's not tim the character's tim taylor tim tim allen thank you jeez yeah and then you got net so since this is being, this is, what's his name, Captain America now, he's the voice.

What's his name? Right. Chris Evans. I don't know. You'd have to ask him if he'll be willing to do that for you. I don't know. Oh, Robert Fripp did Windows 95. Okay, which one did Brian Ino do?

Brian Ino did, he did one of the startup things. Windows XP, maybe? Maybe, yeah. I don't remember the XP startup, but that would have been 2000. No, you know, Windows. Startup Sound. I did get that and thank you very much. Oh, who told you wrong?

Maybe, you know, Frip and Eno worked together. They were both little Prague rockers, but maybe Fripp performed it and, you know, composed it, but I don't know. Just love the name Fripp. Yeah, Robert Fripp. That's a great name. Prague rocker Robert Fripp. Amazing. All right, here's your, here's a tricky one.

Let's see here. Here we go. Oh, okay. that is um I'll do it one more time is that it's a Gallag is what's coming to mind

um is that the noise that makes when it captures your uh your fighter and you're getting the double the two fighter it's not is it is it your final answer? That's my final answer the correct answer is that is indeed a

Pokemon in particular it's a Charzard it's a Charzard oh okay yeah I never played any my first Pokemon game was Pokemon Go. Good point. Oh, no, that's not true.

I did play, Tristan was big into it, so I did play one of his discarded Game Boy Color Pokemon games. And that's where this was from was a Game Boy Color game, so this is the one. Okay, so I probably should have recognized that. Nah, dude, that's so long ago, who's going to remember that? Yeah.

All right, here's one that's obvious. Welcome. You've got mail. That's the dude from AOL. I know I've played it before, but he did a coverville intro for me. Yeah, that's great. You could get him to do, you could get him to say anything.

It was like pre-camio, AOL cameo. Yeah. Is he still around that guy? I don't think so. He sound, back then, back in the AOL days, he sounded like he was 70. You've got male guy. Let's just see where he's at. Because if, I wonder, you know, probably, oh, okay.

Let's see, today. Oh, he is old. Oh, no, he's. I think he's still alive. Elwood Edwards? That name, like, how could there be somebody still alive with the name Elwood Edwards? No kidding. I think he's still around.

72. All right. Well done, Elwood. My wonder for 10 bucks, he'll still do it. I don't know. It seems cheap now, right? Doesn't that seem cheap? It does seem cheap, yeah.

Even though that's his whole, like 10 bucks. Are you kidding me? I would have blown a hundred and had him say a whole bunch of stuff. Yeah, crazy. You've got dementia. that's terrible I don't want to hear him say that it'll make me sad

all right final two here all right easy one I think all right that is that friggin link fairy dude you are correct I forget the name of him though it's uh oh navvy

navvy or navvy that's right Navvy yeah navvy Navi whatever it is Um, there was a video game character called spec or is it, was it just Peewee's dog? Oh, I know Peeway Urban's dog, the little dog was called spec, but I think that was some other game character, is there a little assistant character named Speck? Video game character. Like it was, it was a little piece of dust that talked to or something. I love that idea. Uh, Speck, full metal panic.

Don't think I ever played that. Let's see. Yeah, according to this, there's one character named Speck from a game called Full Metal Panic. And I don't know anything about it. But that's a great name for anything. Speck is a good name. Yeah. Speck. Final question. I haven't been keeping score, so I don't know how you've done.

But you've done pretty well, actually. Yeah. Yeah. I feel the Windows 95 thing, black mark on the day. My day is now ruined because of that Windows 95 thing. But maybe this will redeem me. Oh, small correction. Full Metal Panic is an anime, but there is a game based on it.

And I'm reading from that wiki. That's why I'm going to do it. All right. There you go. Game Boy, shit, I just gave it away. I just gave it away. You're supposed to play the sounds, Scott. You see the way this game works, do you play this? And our winner is, I'm pulling a Todd Cochran here with the answers.

All right, let me, I'll play it, and then you can tell me if I was right. Oh, it's a Game Boy sound. That's the sound of turning on a game voice. All right, well, you get a freebie on that one. So, yeah, well done. I had a lot of fun tracking these down because I was just doing stuff from memory. Oh, you did this yourself. That's cool.

Totally did it myself. I was like, you know what? What are some things I remember hearing when I was a kid that I thought, or when I was younger where I thought they were, you know, interesting or I was in my 20s, like that Nokia sound. And I was like, well, what are the ringtones? I went like through, I don't know, seven or eight main brand like Motorola, the, what was the name of their cool phone that flipped, Motorola? The track four or the, um, no, that, had they had pink ones.

Oh, yeah, you know, Zephyra's right. Like that sound, I'd never even thought about it, but the sound of turning a Game Boy, was exactly the Mario's getting a coin sound. Wait a minute. Oh. Yeah, it is. Yeah. I could have fooled you if I hadn't have blown the first thing.

Yeah. Yeah, actually, I might have said Mario getting a coin. Interesting. Oh, the razor, the motoro razor. Razor, that's I was thinking of. So I went through a whole bunch of those and I was like, well, none of these, I mean, I didn't have a razor. And like, some people did, but it was super exclusive. But everyone had a Nokia.

So that's why I use that. I thought about doing more video gamey stuff, but then I thought, well, that's too easy. How about more, like, weird things? Like the ICQ sound, man, I got you with that one. I stumped you hard. Totally, yeah. But you never had it.

Did you do the Trillion thing later, where you had all those things grouped into one? Do you remember that? Oh, Trillion was great. Never tried that one. Yeah, I was thinking, all right, maybe he's going to give me some sort of after dark noise or a Merlin,

the sound of a Merlin being played. That's true. You were old school Mac back then, too, so you had all those Mac things. I almost did the Flying Toasters thing. I almost did do that. Because that just was like a flop, flop, flop, flop. It's all that is.

It would have. Did you have a wildfire pinball? No. That was the best. I don't know how that game could be as good as it was, but it was like a little handheld pinball game. Oh, I take it back. I did have this, yeah.

79, 80, something like that. Look at that. And it shouldn't be, it should never have been as good as it was. considering how few LED spots there were on this thing. Yeah, because it worked like the football game, sort of, right? Right, exactly. But they're, you know, the, yeah, look at that thing. Oh, man.

And you had four flippers. You had the two on the bottom, and then you had two up top. But the location, I'd love to see if there's like a thing that shows where all the dot locations are because it's just, it was horrible. Yeah, those things are, those things were a weird relic, man. The fact that we were cool with this, just a bunch of dots, I mean, I don't know, whatever, it's innovative for its time. But the physics worked. Like, it was, you know, it was a very felt as accurate as anything was at that time as far as the ball movement and that sort of thing. Yeah, that's pretty cool. And also I remember capturing the sound from that Mattel football game, I realized that that football game was not really football. Like, it was just avoid the dots. That's it.

Right. It's almost like, because basically you're just navigating, it's almost frogger because you're navigating around obstacles going forward. Yeah. What was the, I guess, hey, it's fine to call it football, but now that I look back, I'm like, why do we, why did you even call that football? Because I guess people like football. I don't know. Right. My friend, my friend Kevin, had the football one. I had the basketball one.

I had NBA or whatever it was. The same deal, though, right, little dots and all that. Same deal. But football had the whistle. The sound you played was the whistleblowing. Yeah, got to have that whistle. Well, anyway, nice stroll we just took down memory lane. I enjoyed it.

Oh, look at that. Cap and Kipper, do me a favor for some kind of like Brian, a little dopamine, ASMR hit. Play that Captain Kipper, the Wildfire Pinball YouTube. Okay, here it comes. See if that's got some audio. You can find the manual on handheldmuseum.com and also on Gary Kitchens' site,

and both of those sites, I believe, have... Mr. Yacketacketack talking over it. I know. I'm trying to get just sound from it. Maybe there's a way to get... Probably about halfway. Let's see. Let me try it.

Yeah, let me see if I can skip ahead. This is him talking the whole time. Oh, really? How about this one? Here's one. Okay. I think this guy's just playing it. And it's taking forever.

YouTube, what are you doing? I've noticed for the last three days YouTube's having some weird early load stuff. Have you noticed this? It's not my internet. It's like some funky kind of... Let's take forever kind of. a problem. It's just spinning. All right, we'll let it come. All right. Never mind. Anyway, I look, I'm here to give you sounds that give you ASMR from your childhood. Thank you. Yes. You know, that's the goal.

Oh, here we go. Vintage electronic game. I'm going to skip head. Here. You're going to play them, bud. Okay. It seems to work. Adjust the speed. Uh-huh. There you go. Hold one flipper and turn the other one. Okay. Boy, vintage people can't not stop talking. That's their deal. Just yapping. What are you going to do? Because they think, oh, I've tuned into this YouTube. People are tuning in to

hear me talk. I've got this video again. Yeah, the answer is no, that's never, I mean, yes, some people's content is all about the person behind the mic, but sometimes I just want to see shit, you know? Yeah. Just show me things, YouTube. All right. Well, well, well done. That was fun. Now, we turn to the important

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In California, I think Fres. I thought Fresno was the meth place. Was it? Maybe Bakersville. I know because Shogjo used to live there. She'd be able to tell us. Oh, yeah. She in chat today?

She might be able to tell us. If she is in chat, I don't know. She's usually here. I saw earlier. Is she... I hope everything's all right. She was here yesterday. So, I said she's...

Oh, there she is. Bakersfield is in North Carolina. Far north. Okay. So the reason I always think Bakersfield is if you play Grand Theft Auto 5, they have a town that's named kind of like Bakersfield where Trevor comes from, and he's the meth head psycho. And they treat that whole area like it's a meth joint. And I think that's supposed to be, like, based on the real thing.

So a lot of meth. up in that part of California. Anyway, sorry, California. We're not trying to throw you into the bus here, but you, you know, you get your meth problems. Sorry, California. Yeah, sorry, California. I love that song. Bakersfield man claimed to be infected by mayonnaise.

Sure. Could spend life in a mental hospital for wife's murder. Oh, geez. I mean, I hope you do. Infected by mayonnaise wife's murder. Okay, all right. Yeah, let's see how we get there. Probably meth helped them along the way.

Yeah. When questioned in the death of his wife, Nathaniel, Robertson claimed he had been infected by Mayo through the machinations of a powerful cabal. Somebody needs to play a little more whirdle, KGET News. Yeah, no kidding. Get in there, make that happen. Preliminary hearing begins right away because it needs to. In a rampant statement, Robertson also told detectives a rambling.

Did I say ramping? Rambling and rampant. Did I say rampant? The statement's running rampant. I just realized that's the wrong effing word. Robertson told detectives he showed his what what happened what happened no the next this whole the end of this sentence is uh oh it's gnarly showed his wife compassion and mercy when he crushed her head with a concrete block geez louise he indicated he'd been using crystal methamphetamine

according to reports no too i didn't want it to be a painful thing he told investigators in 2019 when he described the killing uh i didn't want her i didn't want to hit her a bunch of times i just wanted to end it. I wanted to end her suffering, he says. God. He closed see, oh, that's a no rea. That's a different. Yeah, that's a related story. On Thursday, Robertson 49, age 49, found not guilty by reason of

insanity for second degree murder and could spend the rest of his life in a state mental hospital. Three doctors determined Robertson was legally insane at the time of the killing, and the court also found that to be true. Robertson will be treated and not released until doctors and the court determined that he is no longer a danger to the public.

excuse me and see and not without further hearings to determine if release is ever appropriate sentencing's on March 30th anyway yeah so he did that and he claims the reason

all this happened is because Mayo he got infected by Mayo because he why was he one to end his wife suffering if he's the one with the infected Mayo that's what I say yeah you need to go get I mean let's try and figure out why this crazy person did what he did

I miss the days that people used to drop an ATM machine on their significant other. Yeah, that was while Jesse Pinkman watched in horror. Yeah. Yes, exactly. You know, I, if you were, okay, let me just say, if you're overloaded with mayo, totally unrelated to this story, let's just say you ate a ton of mayo, you've been spooning it right out of the Hellman's bottle, right? Or the thing. And you've had so much of it that you know you've overdone it.

How would you counter it? I don't mean go to the hospital or go yak it up, but would you eat mustard or something to counter it? Would you? Mayonnaise antidote? Yeah. What would that be? Quick, give me the best foods.

Another brand. Maybe, maybe, well, whatever, go barf it up. That's what you do. That's what I would do is just, yeah, barf it up. Oh, yeah, that's what I meant. It's a miracle whip. Miracle Whip. Moose 2271 says, Brian, is that a Sergeant Pepper's picture name?

next to you? Oh, oh, come on now. No, this is, this is not a, like, new recreation of the old Sergeant Pepper's album. This is the original Sergeant Pepper's vinyl. Look at that thing. Complete with the cutout card where you could cut out your own Sergeant Pepper mustache. Nice. And your own Sergeant Pepper, like, buttons and stuff like that. This is... Weird. Yeah. That's really weird. Yeah.

Is there a little yellow submarine I can take out and make a little paper a submarine out of it or anything? Maybe with the yellow submarine album there is. But yeah, and then you get the picture of the dudes here in the middle of it. Yeah. I always, to me, I mix those two works up. I always think yellow submarine is just part of that. Why do I do that? Well, yellow submarine, so the soundtrack or the song actually first appeared on another album.

And I can't remember if it was Rubber Soul or Revolver had. and then they did the soundtrack and it was the lead track and, um, pay bulldog and all that stuff was on there as well. Okay. So,

so that, I noticed there was like even a ring, like an imprint ring from where the record sits. Yes. Yeah. Exactly around the back. Yeah, around the back.

It's stuff that, it's like, uh, it's the stuff that they make, um, you know, new albums look like they're vintage by adding that white ring for the vinyl. That's awesome.

It's like creating the wear and tear on your jeans artificially. I think that's great. I love it. Yeah. It shows use. I like use. All right.

Here's another fun one for you. Drunk brawl breaks out between two naked sisters at Disney World. All right. Well, here's your two two stories. Your two naked sisters story. Yep. Here's your two naked sisters. This is what you get on your 220, 22.

We got Jerry Stringer. Springer. Jerry Springer style brawl. It's hard to say Jerry Springer style. What have we learned today? Yeah, broke out at Disney World between a pair of drunken naked sisters culminating in the duo tussling in the bushes after one slipped on the others vomit. Perfect. Wow. This story gets more and more, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, sounds good to me. Let's see here.

The newly revealed late October incident reads like the plot of an entire Jersey Shore episode, according to Disney blog WDWNT, and its latest, series of headlining, headline grabbing dustups at the Orlando Florida theme park. Let's see. Forget that. The ill-fated evening started out with the sisters who were tourists from New Jersey. Also, they're from Jersey. Grabbing dinner at Disney Springs at a steakhouse and then hitting an Irish pub for drinks. That's your problem right there.

According to details recently revealed, when the sisters age 29 and 31, we're ready to go back to their motel or the hotel off the resort property. Their phone died and Disney security. helped them call an Uber. So far so good. The Uber driver refused to take them, saying they were too drunk. So the security guard called the taxi

because those guys will take anybody. While they were waiting, the pair began arguing. The older sister called the younger sister a bad mum. That sounds British. Oh, no. Yeah. And then slapped her.

In return, the younger sister allegedly threatened to punch her. Eventually, their clothes got all ripped off and they were naked. Yeah. Feels like a, I'm we sure this wasn't a TikTok challenge?

Feels like one. It feels like one, doesn't it? It's pretty bad. I guess you gotta be... Oh, I'm ripping your clothes off. No, I'm ripping your clothes off. How drunk do you need to be for this to go this bad? Oh, very...

Like, uh, blood alcohol level that's more alcohol than blood. Yeah. Basically. Yeah, we've detected some blood in your alcohol stream is what you would say. Yeah, exactly. It'd be the opposite. I, uh, yeah. Go ahead.

We found out. So Disneyland and Disney World both said, said after two years starting last week oh maybe if he isn't starting this week no masks are no longer required in indoor areas which is

basically we were all planning oh we are taking masks and we're wearing masks it's going to be a bunch of people from other countries are totally wearing masks there Colorado also like lifted mask mandates at a lot of places and when they were talking about it too and I like oh yeah no we're totally

can still wear our masks for a while. Something strange. That first day we went to, like, Ace Hardware and nobody that was wearing mask. Boy, we could not have taken our masks off quickly enough. Like, okay, yeah, I think we're all right with this now. Yeah, it's, there are enough, I mean, they, so with COVID rates dropping again, which is good. Like, they did this last year, too, before they uptick again, so I hope we won't have an uptick this time. Colorado, like 90% of the population right now in Colorado, 90% is immune to Omicron.

right now because of a combination of vaccines and then the additional percentage of people who've had the omicron variant without getting vaccines but they're only they're immune for what three months or what's the something like that yeah that's not bad that's pretty good so maybe in three months it gets bad again i don't know i don't know are they got there was some talk of some delta cron combo there was like omicron delta mix and then they found out it was like some goof up in the data where they were just crossing data from the two forms and there is no actual combo which that's great news like as much as i don't like mistakes that's a great mistake to make because now it's like okay you were just you were mixing up data from two different

strains there is no third strain that's a combo of those two strains i don't want any of it coming back is all i'm saying believe me we're taking masks and um you know some of those enclosed areas like that little tunnel in uh that you go down for uh space mountain i'm still wearing a mask in there i'm fine wearing a mask in there yeah you're gonna wear you're gonna go in uh what's the outdoor areas i'll still i'll still have it off and it'll be nice to ride some rides outdoor rides and not have a mask on they should put masks on all the presidents in the hall of presidents yeah i'm not that is the the uh the like if when you look at how much you spend for a ticket to Disneyland and you go into that

hall of presidents which seems to last forever and you start calculating in your head while Roosevelt is talking you're calculating in your head how much you're spending to sit in there and listen to animatronic Lincoln do his talking it's like oh yeah so I think I can

I think I can just watch this one on YouTube yeah well the main thing I got a friend as he writes for the New York or no I'm sorry the Washington Post he's a games journalist there yeah um his name's jean people may some people in the chat may know jean park really cool guy anyway uh he caught so he was vaxed and boosted but he ended up catching omicron anyway and his initial uh like week long uh COVID was fine you know it was gnarly but he was okay

at the end of it but now he's one of these guys that is just like settled in with some hardcore long form something long COVID, whatever they want to call it now. Right. We still don't really understand very much. And it's to the point now where he has to in the shower. And he's a young dude. He's like 40, maybe just turned 40.

He's got, he has to have a little seat in there in the shower because if he lifts his arms above his head, it's so exhausting. He almost passes out. He just pass out. Jeez. Oh, that sucks. It's really bad. And his doctors are like, you know, we still don't know quite how to even do anything

with it. We don't know what to do. So anyway, I don't know why I'm bringing that up. But nobody get long COVID is what I'm saying. Okay? Yeah, avoid that. Avoid that. I'd like to avoid it as well.

And so, yeah, another cyborg dude said, yeah, the stretching room at the haunted mansion. Get a mask up for that too. Absolutely. That's like a little, that is like standing room only packed in tight little room. If I could just, you know, put a balloon over my plastic bag of my head for the two minutes. Yeah, COVID, short COVID we can deal with. Long COVID you don't want. Um, also is the, how is the haunted mansion these days? Is that fun?

It's, oh, I still love it. It's, uh, that and, um, Pirates of the Caribbean are still my two favorite older rides at Disneyland. Okay. Um, do you have a favorite, like, uh, well, what is your overall favorite ride that isn't, let's forget the California adventure exists. Forget that exists. Okay. All right. Well, then I'm taking Guardians of the Galaxy off the table, because that is my favorite ride at the Disney Park. Right. Uh, it's hard to, it's hard to top rise of the resistance the new star wars thing that is the most epic experience it's not even it's not even right like a right is part of it

but the the overall experience of that thing is just amazing so rise of the resistance is probably my favorite thing there yeah rainbow bright's asking if they still have the tower terror but that's literally what they turned into the gardens of the galaxy tower tower what turned into gardens of the galaxy now in um in disney world

it's still Tower of Terror. Twilight's on Tower of Terror. And they are building another mission breakout gardens of the galaxy right there separate from the Tower of Terrorists. That's because it got the room. They can do it. They can build it. Exactly.

Yeah. They didn't use all that land the way Anaheim did. Anaheim's out. They're done. Anaheim's landlocked. You're stuck. That's right. Nowhere to go but up.

Yeah. What are you going to do? You can tear down the convention center and expand there? I mean, maybe you could. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, Rainbow Bright. I loved, that was my favorite ride prior to this, right?

The Tower of Terror. And then when they rethemed it to Gardens of the Galaxy and added the 70s music and added a whole bunch of other stuff, it's like, oh, I don't know how you did it, but you made this ride better. It is my favorite thing to do at Disney. Like I probably could spend half of the day getting off that ride, walking around, getting back on that ride. It's like being a little kid again in Disneyland, where you just go on the same one? Yeah, I love that. All right. Well, there you have it.

But it's Brian Heaven, Jeannie. That's right. Kind of it. Let's do this final story. Lithium ion batteries are fueling the fire on a burning cargo ship full of Porsches. Do you see it about this? This is crazy. No.

It's just like this massive ship out in the middle of nowhere on fire. And it's because these batteries blew up. And the batteries take forever. You can't just put them out. It's like, oh, what's that? Right. It's like the forever burning birthday candles that joke candles. Whoa. My wife just informed me

that's $115 million worth of cars. Oh, wow. Lamborghinis and Porsches. And the funny thing is, it's nice to see you, by the way, honey. Hi, honey. I haven't seen her since this morning. I know. But as if we're not having a shortage of cars enough.

I guess these are high-end cars, so maybe we don't care that much. But whatever. I guess we kind of do. Anyway, so. The cars that good portion of us never would have bought. Yeah, good point. The cargo ship, Felicity Ace, is a flame from bow to stern. I love that.

That whole sentence is awesome. The Felicity Ace is a flame from bow to stern. And then it gets boring with a lithium ion battery fire. They can't be put out with water alone. The fire has been burning since Wednesday on the 16th. It's still burning. As the ship drifts in the Atlantic, about 200 miles southwest of Portugal's Azores Islands. Ozores, how you said?

Just Azores. Azores. Azores? Yeah, it could be Azores. is always a big boy yeah uh 22 person crew abandoned ship and was rescued on thursday so they're not in any danger at the moment but this thing is full of porches and other luxury cars also bentley's it says here uh and some of those were electric vehicles not clear how what started or what happened but they think it was a greasy rag and a lubricant slick engine room i like how this person writes this is good this is great i like i like it i like good use of adjectives I'm a big fan. No kidding. This person keeps their thesaurus at the ready.

Yeah, I'm in for that sort of thing. Captain of the port says the nearest, let's see, the batteries in the ship cargo are keeping the fire alive. They're trying to figure out how to extinguish at this point. Part of this might just be letting it burn out. Large quantities of dry chemicals are needed to smother ion or lithium ion battery fires, which produce hotter or burn hotter and release not just gas in the process. Yeah, I don't know what they're going to do.

I'm thinking clearance sale. Yeah, dude. It's a little scratch and dent. A little burn here, a little toasty there. How much for a Porsche Charera? Can I get a Porsche Charera? I mean, if it's stem to stern, that makes me think that every car is affected,

but maybe there's one or two that are just like a little stinky, you know, maybe. On the outskirts, be a little Lamborghini that just forever have the B-O smell like on Seinfeld. They can't get it out. The B, the O is transferred from the B to the car. The whole car. I smell like it now.

That's a great episode. We just watched that the other day. All right. That's your news for the day. We're going to take a break when we come back, making things with Bill and some time to learn some science with Bobby. I also have a quick email for Bobby. I'm excited to read.

So we'll get to that. Before all left, Brian, you brought a song, I guess. I brought a song. This is a woman who goes by the name Sasami, S-A-S-A-M-I, Sasami. She has a brand-new album coming out. It's called Squeeze. comes out this Friday via Domino Records. This is, I think, the third single that she's released from it.

This was so good. Even though they gave me the single, I bought the whole album because it's awesome. And it reminds me of Heim, who I also love, who I'd see in concert if they weren't touring with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Oh, yeah. Nobody needs that.

The chili peppers are going to ruin Heim. They're never going to be the same after touring with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Yeah, the real chili peppers are. going to break heim they're going to break home exactly what's going to happen yeah that's all what to say about that that's it uh yeah so this is the song make it right from sasami and tell me if you don't hear a little hymn in here that was absolutely not planned nope i believe you because i could hear it in your voice that it wasn't but that's amazing nicely done all right well

let's play this song let's do it uh here it is we'll be back in a minute. Please, whatever you do, stay tuned. Another day without peace of mind inside What's there to say when there's nothing left to say To make it right Just want to figure something out No need to scream, no need to shout What can I do when there's nothing left to do?

Calling out all day and night You don't even want to fight Another day without peace of mind inside What can I do when there's nothing left to do to make it right? I want to see the light when you're looking through the green trying out to feel all right when you're circled in the dream what do you say when there's nothing left you say to make it right I want to feel your arms around me so tight

what's there to say when there's nothing left to say what can I do when there's nothing left to do to make it right to make it right make it right For over 100 years, we've been scrunching and folding toilet paper. Finally, there's a better way. See this ugly yellow stain.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal. This is the morning stream. And we're back, everybody. Hey, Brian, remind me who made that song one more time, will you? Yeah, that song you just heard was Sasami and the song Make It Right from her upcoming album Squeeze, which comes out Friday. Oh, well, then get your groove on, everybody. Get your groove on. All right.

I forget who we're doing. Oh, punish props. Let's get him in. Bill. Bill. That's right. Let's get Bill in here. Let's find out what he's been making.

and why we might want to be making it too. Your bat caves open there, Bill. Welcome Bill Durand to the show, who is in his offices there in the Pacific Northwest of PunishProps.com. Hello, Bill. Welcome back. Yes, my office. Definitely not my dining room.

No. No, 100%. During the pandemic, I got rid of the dining room table and put all my computers in here. Yeah, definitely not that. It's definitely a high-rise series of buildings, a whole complex, really, Oh, yeah.

Makes things and does so from his high horse. Hey, Bill, it's good to have you back. We always love hearing about what you've got going on over there. I've been hearing so much about Brian's minis and prints and stuff lately that you're all starting to make me look like an idiot for not being more creative with physical things. So today is the day that you can tell us more about that. What's going on? All right. I wanted to talk a little bit about a process called vacuum forming.

I know if you're familiar, but it's a really cool process. we use it a lot. I've recently been back doing quite a bit of vacuum forming, actually. I did some visors, some space helmet visors, and a couple of other smaller projects. You know, when you watch Faceoff is where I got familiar with vacuum forming, and it just was the coolest. Like, I wanted to just take stuff around the house and do vacuum forming on them. Right?

Hell yeah. It's so satisfying. Yeah. So for those not in the know, the idea is, You have a form that you want to copy, right? Let's say, so for a space visor, I have a 3D sculpt of the visor. And then you take a hot sheet of plastic. Well, you take a sheet of plastic and heat it up until it's really, really soft.

It almost feels like a piece of fabric. It's so soft, though it is very hot. You shouldn't touch it. Then you press it over that three-dimensional form and suck the air out between them. And the plastic gets wrapped perfectly around that form to make a hollow, copy of it. So I think if you'll see a post on Reddit every once in a while of people making shells for for some luggage, like a big hard plastic shell for luggage.

Oh, yeah. They're machines. And if you watch like the big industrial automated vacuum forming machines that do that, it's really, it's really great. They're really cool. I'm looking at a video now of somebody doing it over car models. Yeah, like a RC car. Yeah, it's really cool.

Yeah. So let me ask you this. Kim vacuum forms food for suvi. She does it for storing. Like we, oh, hey, check this out. You mean like a seal-a-meal kind of thing is what you're talking about? Kind of. Yeah, vacuum.

Yeah, and there's one that they make specifically to use for, well, I guess you'd probably use it for both. But if you're going to suvied something, you can vacuum pack it first, then put it in suvied. So things don't separate is the idea. And then when you're done with it, you unpack it, and then you can fry it or whatever you're going to do. In this case, so check it.

So check out my prepper wife, dude. She went and bought, okay, so she heard that avocados were going to go up in price because Mexico was being told to stop shipping them here or something. Something happened. I didn't hear about it. I don't know what happened. But we can't get avocado. So they're expected to go skyrocket.

So she goes down to the place she always goes. And they had a ton of avocados, really good ones, for way normal price. And she's like, these are about to go up. I'm going to buy a ton of these. So she bought a ton of avocados. It was like a week ago. brought him home, made, basically made, um, uh, guacamole out of it. Okay.

Didn't mix it with other spices and things. Just like avocado futures. She's betting on the avocado futures market. She totally is. And then she bagged these vacuum form seal bags full of avocado mush. And now they're stacked in the freezer like this high. And they keep really well in freezers, especially if you vacuum form them. So now we've got this, we've got enough for the next year and a half in case those prices go off.

So she's a huge prepper, and I can't wait to find out what our bunker looks like when it's finished. All right. It's all going to be gone. It's all going to be gone. It'll all be gone by then. So Bill, sorry, back to forming vacuums over cars and things. Tell us more. Yeah, so, yeah, very fun and satisfying process.

So like I said, we mostly use it to make visors for costumes. In fact, I've made several visors for one Adam Savage's space helmets, which is pretty cool. that's what I was doing a couple of weeks ago and one of those I don't think it's still on display but for a while one of those space helmets was on display at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art which makes me feel

pretty cool yeah how'd that work out how'd you get that deal gig well he did the getting in the museum I just made the visors he asked me to make the visors for him that's awesome to him he added him to a space suit

and then he convinced people to put it in a museum That's really cool. Nicely done, dude. That's very cool. So my art teacher, mom, I was pretty stoked to hear about that. I'll bet. Can you explain to me how it gets all the air out, though? Because I'm looking at video after video here.

I can't tell where that's going. So the bed that the form is laying on is frequently perforated with many tiny holes. And there's a vacuum hose underneath that that's connected to the bed. And it sucks the air out. and the air gets pulled through the surface that that car is laying on. And the video you're showing, it's this sort of brown-looking board. There are probably many tiny holes in it or around the edge of it. So that's how they get, so you don't end up with pockets of air.

Because that just seems like it would be really hard to make sure you got every single bit of air out of there. Yeah, and it is a bit more, it's a science and an art, let's say. So that one that was just shown, there's a bit of webbing. on there, which is not ideal. That's where a piece of the plastic gets pinched a little bit, and the pinch kind of rides up onto the form, and then they just showed another one where they did a better job of it there. Yeah, yeah.

It seems like it's a mix of. I don't know if there's, like, a brand of one of these you should be getting, but it seems like there's, I don't know, maybe the shape has a lot to do with it, probably. Yeah, the shape that you're doing. How much you heat up the plastic and how much it sags, you want it to sag about the same height as the height of your object. But again, this is all very loosey-goosey. A lot of it takes

practice. So when I was making visors for Adam a couple of weeks ago, the very first visor I did was a complete fail. I hadn't used that form before. So I actually let the plastic sag a little bit too much and I got a bunch of that webbing.

So I had to sort of figure out my recipe, my process. Is it expensive to experiment with? Like how You know what I mean? Like if you blow a whole thing and it's all webbed up and you got to do another one, is it like, oh, well, there goes 80 bucks. Like, how does that work?

The plastic I was using for that was about $120 a sheet and I got eight tries per sheet. It's not bad. So, yeah, math isn't my thing, but got to figure out how much that is. I think it helps you that math's not your thing because a lot of the stuff you do is crazy expensive and it's better not to think about it. It's better to not know. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I think that's fine.

So we make those visors using PETG plastic, the same stuff you make your Coke bottles out of, and that people do a lot of 3D printing with now. It's really easy to form, and you can also tint it with fabric dye, which is pretty cool, so you can have, like, different colored see-through visors. Nice.

And it's great for, the process is great for making pretty much anything that you want to end up being hollow and lightweight. Being see-through is just another. bonus of the visor stuff. But I used, recently, I used vacuum forming to make a decorative shell for a quadcopter. My friends at Film Riot are doing a short film and I made some props for them. They wanted a quadcopter, but they wanted it to look not stock. So I vacuformed a decorative shell that just sits on top of it and it's very lightweight

so it can actually still fly. Oh, yeah. So I just watched somebody do this with a car, the same idea. you're basically putting a new shell on top of a car without having to even remove what's underneath, I guess? I guess you still can keep the guts of the previous shell in there if you wanted, right?

You can go a little larger, okay. Yeah, with RC cars, it's really easy to pop the shell off and pop a completely different shell on and change the total look of your car. That's basically what I did with this quadcopter. Are there giant vacuum forming thing? Oh, yeah.

Oh, really? Yes, there are. Like, look up industrial vacuum former on YouTube. You'll find some crazy cool machines. That's awesome. Because you, in theory, you could do this to a real car, I would assume. Right? Right.

Yeah. At that size, it makes more sense to make a giant mold and do like a fiberglass layup. Yeah. Or to do it in panels. It just makes sense. But you could do something that big, I'm sure. I wonder what the biggest thing is that people have vacuumed form. I would love to know.

Can you make a... Boat holes, maybe. I bet they've done it with boat holes. Could you fab a house? Probably parts of it. Yeah, do it in chunks, right? But then assemble it and have like a cool pop-up thing. That'd be all right.

It'd be the right. If you had to have the right material, though, it can't just be plastic, right? It'd have to be... Yeah, you'd have to pick the right thing. Fascinating. It also has to be a thermoplastic. It has to be able to melt and then re-combine or re-when it cools, it has to be solid again. That's pretty important.

Oh, is that, so are there plastics that don't? I thought all plastics did that if you spread them out. No, what you want to look for is a thermoplastic. Okay. That's what they would be called, yeah. All right. You can 3D print the form, which is pretty cool. That's what I did for that drone.

I modeled the form that I wanted. I printed it a solid buck or pattern. And then I just vacuum formed styrene plastic over the top of it. It was a really great hand-in-hand workflow with your 3D printer. Yeah, that's interesting. And are you going, do you have? have any, I mean, I know you've been doing these masks and stuff, but as you do them, do you ever go, oh, you know what I could do? And then you're off to some new project. Are you

getting inspired by this? Normally, by the time I'm done making like eight visors for Adam, I'm like, cool, let's not do that again for a while. It is tedious, the way I have my big vacuum former setup. But I've seen people with much more streamlined processes where I bet it's a lot more satisfying. Sure, why not? I wanted to point out the machines are getting more available for hobbyists. I've seen in the last five years a handful of hobbyist level vacuum form machines pop up. But before then, you just kind of had to make your own machine, which is what I've done. And if anyone's thinking about getting into this, you can make one out of a toaster oven and a shopback, which is my smallest one is exactly that.

A used toaster oven from Goodwill that I got for like $8. And the shop back that I already have. That's awesome. Do you have video of this? I want video of this. Of the toaster oven? Yes. I have a video on my channel of building that. So if you go to my channel and look up a toaster vacuum form, you'll find it.

I don't know why I find that so fascinating. That seems really cool to me. Everyone loves it. It's one of the most popular videos on our channel. For whatever reason, just taking a $8 toaster oven and turning into a machine like this is very satisfying. All right. That's really cool. Awesome. So, yeah, the small one is great. I use it more often than I use the big one. And it's a lot cheaper to use because I'm using tiny squares of plastic.

It's great. And there's a million things you can use it for. Oh, yeah. Look at these. Oh, you know what? If I look up Toaster Vacuum Forming Machine, you are number one video that comes up. That's right. SEO. Hey. You're ahead of Adam Savage's. You're ahead of... Take that, buddy. Yeah, take that, dude. Like, you... Well done, Bill, is all I'm saying. That's awesome. All right. Well, very cool.

Oh, and this is one of the ones where you used to put your cartoons of yourselves up. You still do that every time? Do I just, am I not saying? No, I think we sort of just

slid away from that. You know how the content you make sort of just changes over time without really trying? Yeah. I did that today. Those cartoons are great, though. My friend Molly drew those

and she's a wizard. Yeah, they're great. I have those stickers on my fridge. All right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I still have those. See, look at you making it.

Howl look at that is great. Plus, you're wearing your N7 jacket. Oh, yeah. You're about 10 years younger here. I know, geez. Very young man doing his business. All right. Well, Bill, that's awesome.

Do you have any kind of bonus-y content today for us? Yeah, I do. I've been watching this channel. This guy named Daniel Schiffer, he does product videos, and then he shows how he does them. So this one is a drink commercial. he shows how he filmed this fun drink commercial with some i would call them special effects or video effects where he like pulls the cap off of the drink bottle with a fishing wire and then removes the fishing wire in post later so it looks like the bottle just flies off

or the cap flies off the bottle and then he reverses it so it looks like this cap magically flies onto the bottle it's great he does all sorts of videos like that he did you hand animate these like prep these spec videos that he did yeah oh what really good that's awesome okay you know what I just realized I think I follow this guy's supplementary short content on on TikTok and didn't even know it I've seen him do this where it's like throw smoke at the right time pull the cap off in the camera and slow motion and like all these crazy cool techniques they're all really fun little projects in the end you get when you edit this stuff together you get this really snappy cool looking effect. And he's got a whole bunch of tutorials like this. So if you're looking to do fun product

videos, definitely check him out. He also has a hat on that he has to pull the tab, the sizing tab on his hat way out. And there's a huge three inch thing. I don't know what that's like in real life. None of my hats I could do that with. So he would just reach in there with a pair of scissors, just sniff that right on. He has a normal head is when I'm getting that. And I have a fat, ugly weird noggin and I don't understand what happened to me anyway hey bill these are great uh bill duran of course over at punish props.com find him there find him on his youtube channel always fun talking to you and we hope you have a wonderful week you got it see it bye bill hey brian there goes bill bye bill bye bill see you later bill bill all right we got science

class everyone sit down put your papers away science class is starting And I hope you're ready for science. Science. Look who it is. It's your science teacher. Mr. Oh, his hair?

Oh, I thought you cut your hair for a second. No. I was going to lose it. I'm like, wait a minute. That's not going to happen. Guess who it is,

everybody. Bobby Frankenberger joining us with not cut hair. It's just pulled back, tied up. It's fine. You're never going to cut that, right?

You're going to keep it forever, aren't you, that hair? I don't know. I like to, experiment with my hair and I did like it when it was short and I could do

different things with it and it's easier to do fun different styling things when your hair is a little shorter yeah that's true it's also just get up rub your hand through it and move on with your day you know yeah yeah exactly it takes a long time for me to wash my hair and my head my head is also really

big by the way hats don't fit me either interesting wow yeah I don't know what the deal is no one makes a hat that fits big head of guys That's not true Like I bought I bought a TMS hat from the store A quick plug for the TMS store

Yeah check it out Frogpants.com store Go ahead So I bought one because I wanted to wear it to Vegas I did this the last time we were supposed to do Vegas And that got canceled But I want to wear it But it barely stays on

And you know what I'm talking about It barely stays on my head It's basically like just placing it on top of my head So if I run too fast, it'll fly off. Yeah. Well, everyone around you is wearing it just fine, even having to adjust it to make it slightly tighter. But no, not us. We're freaks of nature, and I don't get it.

I will say, Under Armour hats fit me, some of them. I don't know why. They're still, like, not the loosest type of hat I can wear. It's the only kind I've found anywhere, and I have to get them online. You can't buy them in stores. I think it's because they're deeper. Like the cup of the hat is a little deeper. But you look at me, proportionally, I don't have a big head.

It fits the rest of me. But I also have small feet. I'm weird, is what I'm getting at. I do not have the benefit of being tall and having a large body. I am 5, 10 with a giant head. It's going to weird me out to see you. I also have small feet. I do.

I wear tight words. I know, it's just really funny. I wear tens or tens and a halfs for a guy who's 6'4, that's small, right? Yeah, that's small. Nick has, Nick, my son has 12s or something. I don't know what happened to me. ears are small that's because my head's big all right moving on hey bobby i got an email i want to read to you first before we do anything else and you guys are encouraged if you have a little

question for bobby you can totally send him into the show this is what toby says very short says hey ask bobby if he has a favorite bit of science fiction that he thinks we should still see happen in real life says toby uh you got anything where you're like oh man that that scene in i don't know alien four we should have breath recognizers or whatever like what do you what do you think You got anything that pops to your mind? Oh my gosh, that's such a good question that I have not thought about before. I kind of sprung it on you. This is the trick.

Surprise. Potato farming and Mars would be great. Yeah, you got to use your own food though. The replicator is, you can't beat the replicator, right? Replacator is the best, yeah. Yeah, that should, you know what, that's the answer. Although, isn't that, isn't it constant, we figured this out. I think it was on the show where we figured out it was made from the crew's poop.

right exactly yeah yeah is that canon or is that your head can i think that's canon because the idea is that you you're not they're not forming it from nothing they have to have molecules scientifically you got to have molecules to do it and they're okay with it because yes scientifically they're separating everything the waste from the whatever and that all of it is is coming out of everyone's waste so if kevin costner can do it with his his pea plant in water world then then star trick can do it with their poop what if oh my god what if what if all your particles when you go through the transporter what if that gets all mixed in with the toilet particles and really you're just like they're just recreating like it really is like soylent green and you're really eating people yeah kind of i think you are like in some way i don't know how mixed it is or how picky they can be about pulling a molecule out and moving it or whatever uh but according to the science of it i have this book somewhere a star trek science manual and they go into like deep detail on transporters,

replicators, all that stuff. And part of it is, yeah, it's pulled from the waste of the crew and then recycled and then now you're eating it again. And so there's still this, you know, they still see you have episodes like this where they're like, eh, we're not happy. You know, this is this is a chocolate Sunday, but it's not the same as a home or a real one. Well, that's because it's made out of people.

Yeah. Made out of poop. And I think didn't the, didn't the Voyager people, they had to, that's why they had a galley because there was something wrong with the replicators long term where if they couldn't do something they couldn't keep eating their own waist or something wasn't that the deal anyway doesn't matter it's a fun little side uh thing i believe you i believe that you believe it i believe it i do believe it and i haven't seen forager in a long time so don't don't quote me on any of this uh but do quote bobby on whatever he's going to talk about today bobby what's the

science of the day what are we doing uh there's um some research paper was published last week that details a medical advance that could dramatically reduce uh organ transplant rejection i've been into organ like transplant news lately and um like hearts hearts lungs kidneys all that stuff yeah yeah and this particular advance could potentially create universal donor organs um because you know just like blood typing tissue in your body has has is type like your organs have a B typing just like your blood a they call it ABO grouping sure and so so you have to have the organs have to match the the donors type has to match the recipient and so it's just the same as that you know an a organ can be donated to an A type or A B type person you know

all that kind of stuff right um The important thing is that just like in blood, you know, if you have a blood type of O, then you're considered a universal donor. You can give your blood to anybody, right? It's the same thing with organs. And so these researchers at the University of Toronto published a paper that details a method that they used to convert a type A lung into a type O lung. And the process only took about an hour to do. So, yeah. Does that just move the possible rejection process to pre-op?

Because there's still a chance it would reject the change, though, right? Yes, there's always still a chance of rejection. And this is also just a proof of concept. They haven't done it in people. They just, what they did was they took the organ without going into a lot of detail about how typing works and why it works. I am going to talk in detail about that when I do this on the show in a couple weeks. I have to do some research on it. But basically there are markers on the outside of the cells, and those markers determine the type.

But type O people don't have any markers at all. Type A and type B people have their own markers. Type O has no markers at all. And so what they were able to do was they found an enzyme that they could use to bathe the lungs in that just removes all the type A markers. So it doesn't have any. and that effectively makes it a type O lung. Yes, rejection is definitely possible, but this would reduce the risk of rejecting.

I mean, this would theoretically, hopefully eliminates or dramatically reduces the risk of rejection due to typing. Let me ask you this. So that all makes sense to me, and that's awesome. So that's a huge jump forward. And obviously, real tissue inside of a person's body is probably the better way to live out your life. But, you know, we always heard about what an innovation and an amazing thing it was when the first artificial heart happened.

And everybody was stoked. It was right here in Utah. It was a University of Utah thing. And everybody flipped out. It was such a great thing. But I don't hear about innovations or where we're at today with heart transplants. And that was what? 40 years ago or something?

Yeah. Bernie Clark was any of the first. Bernie Clark. That's, yeah. Great memory. I totally forgot that guy's name. So now, do we still? do that? Are they smaller? Do they have

Wi-Fi? Like, what are we doing with hearts? Artificial Hearts. This is 5G, a little miniature 5G tower in there? Yeah, what's going on? I bet you they have they do have more advanced artificial hearts. They're probably just over time been incremental advances, so they're not like big

you know, it's like batteries. You don't hear like gigantic battery news because every year batteries get a little bit better. Yeah. And that's just true. Batteries today are better than they were 10 years. years ago, which were better than they were 10 years before that. But you don't hear like the news about a life-changing battery because it's just tiny changes. And I bet you the

heart's the same, artificial heart's the same. They just make incremental changes. Yeah. It's, uh, yeah, I'd be curious like if I always thought like when I was 10 or 11 when that news broke, I remember thinking, oh, well, by the time I'm 70 and need a new heart, they'll have a neat little robot heart that'll just pop in and I'm good to rock. And actually, I really do think that should still happen. I don't know why we're not there, but whatever. What do I know? Speaking of science fiction, that hasn't happened yet.

Anyway, well, that's a really cool. That's good news for people on the list, I suppose. Yeah, there's still a lot of work to be done to figure this out. You know, this was only able to be demonstrated in type A lungs. They still have to find the proper enzyme for type B lungs and type B tissue. And then, of course, they have to test it in animals and then, you know, see if, if that works and then you would go to humans. And again, there's still a risk of rejection.

There's a lot of unanswered questions still. Like, will the lungs or will the organs, you know, reject anyway? Will the organs, will those antigens that are the type A antigens on the lungs, even though they've been removed, will they grow back? That could be a problem. And if so, if they do grow back, is that something that you can deal with with like immune suppressant drugs? So there's still a lot of work to be done, but this is the fact that they can take off these antigens at all to convert it is great. They also tested the lung after they did all this. It was a healthy lung that was able to be transplanted before, and when they converted it, it was able to be, they tested it again in the same way that they would test any lung before transplanting, and they found it was healthy lung.

It was still good, it still could have been transplanted by all the typical measures that you use. You know, is it, is it inflating properly and stuff like that? How about those pig hearts? How you feel about those? Well, it seems fine to me. Yeah, you're all right with that? I mean, you're talking about the ones that are the genetically modified pig hearts? Yeah, yeah, the ones they're actually growing and farming to be heart for, I'm sure there's like lots of

specifics about who gets them but you know that's that's another angle on this thing right yeah if we don't talk about the the ethics if like if we ignore the ethics of of farming pigs for this purpose um which i don't think we should ignore but just to not dive into that conversation i think it's a great thing i i think it's uh it's it's it's it's good it has the potential to save so many lives you know and provide so many more um hearts to people and you could you can custom make them in a lot of ways. One of the big problems with organ transplants is it's not just, you can't just put any organ into any body.

Forget all the compatibility issues with typing like we were just talking about. But it also has to be the right size. If it's too small, then it won't be big enough to do what it needs to do, like in lungs and hearts specifically. So for Brian, who has a really big heart, he's a big hearted guy. Huge, huge, huge heart, biggest heart you've ever seen. I just need to find a really big heart.

peg yeah yeah see there's an answer to this quandary exactly that's the solution there you go all right well that's this super interesting stuff i mean i'm look i'm in any in any hurry to have any sort of heart work done but i like that there's advances here so that uh oh yeah when i when we need it and most people you know at some point you might um i mean maybe at some point you're supposed to just let your heart die and you go and you're dead so when i'm 90 don't we don't call me But if this happens next year, hey, let's go. Let's get it on. Let's get my pig heart in there. Or a fake one.

Or this typo thing that you just talked about. Who's obviously terminology, I have completely wrong. Hey, Bobby, that's going to do it for us. Any thing happening in your upcoming world of podcasting that you want to tell people about? Well, we've got the episode of All Around Science that just came out yesterday. We talked about, did you know that there are giant viruses? No. No.

Yeah, there are. Are they visible with the naked eye? They're visible with a microscope, which is unusual for a virus. What's the relative, what's the relative size? Like, much bigger? Or, like, what are we talking? Oh, in the orders of magnitude bigger than a typical virus, it's like, if, think about it this way. A virus is in, so you can look in a microscope and see bacteria, right?

Like, that's big enough to see under a microscope. Viruses are so small that they infect bacteria. And you can't see a typical virus under a microscope because it's, it's like nanometers. It's so small you just can't see it, and they infect bacteria. But these giant viruses can be as big as bacteria. And one of them is called, what was it called? I think it's called Brank. The Mimi virus?

Oh, Mimi? Mimi. Mimi? Meamy. Meamy. Meamy. Mee, like, me, me, me, me, me. Yeah, they get that from, uh, that's the virus that, uh, Dr. Honeydew, let us.

loose in the in the right exactly now we talked we talked about that on the last this episode that just came out yesterday and and and because there are giant viruses of course viruses don't care they'll infect anything there are viruses that infect other viruses and um and they're just so we talk about that and it was a cool conversation this that we just this that we were just talking about now about the lung transplants and all that kind of stuff I'm going to be talking about in a couple weeks so I'll remind you guys again because this is really cool talking about blood typing and all the stuff so yeah very cool look forward to it all around science yes all around science good at wherever you get your podcast you bunch of weirdos and bobby all i can say

to you is i hope you have a fantastic rest of your week and that your hair remains glorious and beautiful and your hats fit you by all right well we've done it brian we had two guests normally be out honking at his third uh fish sandwich request i know exactly uh didn't happen today sorry everybody who's looking forward to it normally like i'd be doing that on normal Tuesday activity. Don't ask for any segment, you guys. We have enough. All right.

I think it's going to do it. Anything else you got going? You want to mention before we go? Any... Got nothing. Soundography was yesterday. Oh, now that I have this really cool camera app, big thanks to shoot.

Who was the listener who told us about shoot campro? Oh. Yeah. Who was that? Yeah. D. TV. Thank you.

The quality on that, blows away anything I was able to do with a with the document camera with the um the GoPro so this is just perfect and so I will have a painting stream I'm work on moon night today and um you might be surprised what I do with the moon night mini that I have to paint ooh okay so when's this happening a little uh teaser right there a little click baity when's this happening I want to watch it uh this afternoon probably 2 p.m or I'm going to shoot for 2 p.m. Okay.

All right. I've got it right now. I think it was Matuba. Oh, was it? Matuba did it? Okay. I think that's right. That was awesome.

I thought it was T.V. Travis, but I don't think maybe that wasn't it. No, TV's Travis, he does a lot of many painting streams as well, but, um, oh, you can I don't think he told this app. The Zoom has an app or this app has Zoom. I haven't messed up this. Yes, which is, which is exactly like, that's what's made it perfect, because I can have this thing out of the way, but still up high enough, zoom with my phone.

Yeah. And get a great shot, as you saw, how clear it was of that freaking moon night. ISO control? Oh. Yeah. There's a bunch of shit in here that's cool. That's what makes it so good. Yeah.

Torch. What's torch? Sets fire to the rain. Oh, it puts... It turns your light on. You can adjust how bright. Oh, that's cool. Oh, that's cool.

Oh, your torch. Yes. You got to watch the videos by the guy who created this, by the way. He's also like a, you know, home DJ Mixmaster kind of thing. Oh, that's cool. He is great. Yeah. He's like, all right.

Well, the first thing we're going to do is we're going to turn on the app. Nice. I like a British guy who uses the word torch. Yes. You can also, you may have mentioned this, but you can write on it, John Madden style. It's like a little scribble button. So you can go over here and go, it's a woman here. I'm going to be painting this area here.

I'm going to be painting it white. And then over here, we're going to be painting this gold. oh it doesn't let you use that oh no it does but it reminds you oh no it doesn't stay unless you buy pro which is fine that you wouldn't mind buying pro i guess pro's more expensive than four bucks but whatever right anyway that isn't that's a rad app i'm gonna mess with it later as well because i need that first whole other thing it has nothing to do with modeling but i'm excited to see your stream uh that's it for today thank you all for being here patreon dot com slash tms is how the show is fueled please go there throw a buck or more at us and we'd love you for it it's just a monthly thing so it's not like every day. That's the other thing. People get scared. Like, am I paying every day? No.

No, you do like a small monthly thing and you're good. If you want to, you can, but no. If you want to. Anyway, do that. Patreon.com slash TMS, frogpants.com slash TMS for everything else. Send us your emails, the morning stream at gmail.com. And I haven't to said this in a while, so I'll do it today. Follow us on Twitter at Morningstream, at Scott Johnson, at Coverville.

I think that'll do it. Hey, I need a song of a request nature, maybe, or not even. that, it could be just a cover from Brian. All right, let's give you that. Yeah, this actually is a request. I didn't have a request for today, which is surprising being 2222. I thought,

oh, somebody's going to request something, but no, that's all right. And I'm glad you didn't because I get to play something for you that you probably never heard before. Now, it is Tuesday, 2222. So I'm picking a song that begins with the word too. This is cool.

If you recently watched The Beatles, get-back thing on Disney. You probably heard them doing this song a lot. This is one of the songs that they practice ad nauseum for Let It Be. But you've never heard this cool electronic version, which came out in 2005. The song is Two of Us. It is Skylab 2000. And it comes from the album Beatles Regroved.

Amazing. All right. We're going to play that now, and we'll be back tomorrow with another TMS. We'll see you then. I'm going to death stage. It's my name, Star is the Earth. Two of us riding nowhere, spending someone's all the way.

Two of us standing nowhere, spending someone's all the way. To all the stunty driving, not arriving, all my way back home. I'm not away at home. Standing postcards, writing letters on my own. The burning mansions, empty mountains, empty urges, all the way to burn. La, no, we're home. No, no, we're home.

Oh, no, we're home. And I'm not a memory of all the trenching about a hay. Two of us wearing raincoes, standing solo in the sun. Let me chasing paper, getting nowhere on our way to back home. We are not where I'm going to be able to be able to know. We're on the tree of all that's dream of all that's trenching all day. We're going to be able to be. We're going to be able to be.

I'm going to be able to be. This show is part of the Frog Pants Network. Frog Pants Network. Get more shows like this at frogpants.com. I am very, very Okota!