The Morning Stream - TMS 2264: Bruce Willis Needs to Fart

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

Omicron B, for bitch. His Unbreakable Career Has Died Hard. Karaoke Fight Club? I'm in! Snitching on Russian oligarchs, too much hassle. Hobo Diahareer! I am become Ripley, destroyer of toys. That'll Be My Half-Ear Night! Poop or Grandma's Toes. Sorry Vader your color is lame. What Kind of a Hobo Deal? AT LEAST 14% Cat Hair! Virus don't come to Vegas. Within Throwing Distance of a $5 Bally's Chip. THERE ARE LED LIGHTS!!! with Bill. Vibrating, rock-hard pillars with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Coming up on TMS, Omicrom B for bitch. His unbreakable career has died hard. Karaoke Fight Club, I'm in. Snitching on the Russian oligarchs, too much hassle. Hobo diar. And become Ripley, destroyer of toys. That'll be my half-eer-night. Hoop or grandma's toes.

Sorry, Vader, your color is lame. What kind of a hobo deal? At least 14% cat hair. Virus, don't come to Vegas. Within throwing distance of a $5.000 ballies chip. There are LED lights with Bill. Vibrating rock-hard pillars with Bobby and more and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. If you've been hurt, we can help.

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This is the morning stream. Hey, everybody, welcome back to TMS. It's Tuesday, March 22nd, 2022. This is the morning stream. I'm Scott, and he's Brian. Hi, Brian. Hi, Scott. How are you?

Oh, you know, I don't know. Remind me not to check the news in the morning because I don't need to be told there's some new variant that everyone's not expecting and that we're all going to get smacked with it in three weeks. That's not the timing I want. Is this the stealth variant or is there a newer one than that? This is called B2 or something or B something? Anyway, stay away from us until like, you know, like November. Come back in November, fine, whatever.

I'll stay in the house then. I hear it's running rampant at the pinball festival in Dallas. Well, you might see, that's the beauty of that trip is you'll probably miss it, But I'm just, don't come to Vegas. And I'm saying everyone else come to Vegas. But virus don't come to Vegas. Stay away. Okay, yes.

We're just talking the virus. I've been looking, the virus has not bought a hotel room at the plaza yet. And the virus has not bought the swag package, ticket package from frogpants.com slash store. Yeah. Shop. Store. Store. Store.

And look, if the virus wants to buy the swag-only version, that's fine. We'll send it to you. Don't come to us. As a matter of fact, we'll even send it to you free if you don't show up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, this is a good plan. Anyway. By the way, meant to tell you this, I love, believe me, I love the 70s version of our theme song.

Sure. You could play that three times a week and I'd be happy. Sure. Alan Munson rode in on March 11th and said, no, I'm sorry. It was Connor rode in on March 17th, just a couple days ago, said probably the first ever top of show song request. Can you please tell Scott to play the guitar rock version of the TMS theme at the top of the show? Haven't heard it in what seems like years, and I miss it. My favorite version.

Oh, it's his favorite, eh? Yeah, so not today, but like tomorrow or Thursday or at some point. Surprise us. So the three I have queued up for the record are this one, obvious, right? Yeah, that one. And then this one. Skyhawk, yeah, Eric did it. Skyhawk, I mean, not Nighthawk.

Yeah, he's, you know, at night he's Nighthawk. In the day? Well, yeah, see? Yeah, it's a secret head, isn't it? Yeah, exactly. We got this from today. All right, and then we got this sometimes. Oh, I forget about that one.

Yeah, so the one he's talking about is... It's the Bo Schwarz version. Bo Schwarz, yeah. I don't know where I put that one. Why don't you cue that one up as a fourth? Have that one on the... I should. Why don't I do it?

He, like, recorded that specifically for us. I know. He did. And he had lyrics to one version of it. Oh, I know. Yeah. Wow. Did you ever play the lyric version? I think so. Let me play it. Hold on. Is this it? No. Oh, I have to download the damn thing. Hold on. It's cloud saved. All right. Here we go.

This is it. All right. So, why did he start singing? Okay, that's just the, that's the regular one. Oh, here he is with him singing. All right. Sit back and enjoy everybody. It's the morning Almost every date of Scott and Brian They're going to talk about a lot of things With really cool people And it came and it's the morning stream

Lights of audio data Wait, why are we using this thing every day? Things ridiculous, man. Oh, my God. Awesome. I love it. He does the rule. He's great.

He does our core intro as well, which is pretty great. Different song, but, you know. Yeah. Similar vibe. I like that we have, you know, yet another rocker in our family, you know? I agree. These talented bastards, man. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, Bo would never tell you he's a great singer or anything. thing. And probably from here and that, you can probably agree. But whatever. I mean, I could name, I could throw a stone and hit five people with Grammys that aren't good singers. Ah, yeah, baby. Look at that. Look at Brian going after those Grammy. When is that? Well, and I'll even, I'll even go after folks like Bob Dylan, incredible songwriter, not a great singer. No.

Horrible singer, okay, maybe not a horrible singer, but he's, because his, his singing now is so ingrained with that songwriting that I can't think of one without the other. Yeah, you could call him an iconic... Everybody must get stone. He's an iconic singer, but not a good singer. Like, you can't measure, you can't measure Bob Dylan by the quality

of his singing. You have to measure it by the long-term exposure to it. Exactly. It's impossible to avoid, right? Or whatever it is. David, David Bowie. Jeannie brings up David Bowie. I love David Bowie

And I can't argue with her about that Like you listen to songs like My little China girl You should mess with me I'll ruin everything you are Yeah yeah It's not good It's Joe Cocker

A great example Janice Joplin Yeah Yeah they're all bad Turns out I'll give you television Yeah I'll give you I'm not a good singer either

So it fits I can do it. Coming this in April, when we do some sort of weird karaoke thing at some point, late night, drunk fest, I'll do China Girl. Perfect. On the karaoke for everybody. I probably won't be there. But that's okay, because I'm not a big fan of karaoke. Don't really drink. So, oh, maybe that'll be my half ear night.

That'll be the half a half ear. Oh, there you go. Eat a half a Tyson ear. Yeah, I mean, you know, you don't have to. It's not fight club. This is like, if it's your first time at karaoke, you have to sing. Yeah, but listen, karaoke is, by definition, terrible unless you're drunk. But you're watching, you're watching the people you love.

Yeah, but if you're drunk, you're like, if you're drunk like, you're like, yeah, woo! And if you're not, you're like, oh, I want to, I can't cringe anymore. I'm going to cringe myself to death. And that's the beauty of it. It's, you know, people both sober and drunk can enjoy. karaoke equally you get up there and you watch jury get up there and do uh we built this city and you're reveling in the the cringe factor of the whole thing am i though i feel like i'm i get a little nauseous i feel like watching him do that well i you know i mean look i'll hang

around as long as i can but the minute somebody gets up and does like feelings or some shit like that oh well nobody does that i mean as soon as total eclipse of the heart comes on you know the night's over it's basically uh everyone go home you don't you you can't know you don't have to go home but you can't stay here that's when that kicks in uh and yes bobby i have watched people do karaoke while sober uh he asked if i if i actually can be having to provide an objective opinion listen every once and while i have to be designated driver and back in the back in the old days when we were hanging out with um our friends kathy and scott kathy loved to do karaoke sometimes i'd be designated driver because It was that liquid courage that got everybody else up there to start performing.

Yeah. Well, have I mentioned my animotion story? No. I think I have on this show. No. I don't know. I don't know. We're going to do it really quick anyway.

So we don't have Brian done away doing. Yeah, go for it. So this was back in the day when we would do karaoke occasionally with our friends, Kathy, and Scott. And Kathy loves doing karaoke. But she's always really nervous about getting up there. And so she said, Brian. If we do obsession by animotion, will you go up there with me and do the song? I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, no problem, I'll do that.

And because it's like, I need that buddy up there too. Going up there solo is really rough. It's nerve-wracking, but I get it. She wants to go up, I want to go up and having somebody up there to work. So we get up there and do the, you, and I will tell you, and I will burn it. You know, the song Obsession by Animotion. Oh, yeah. I can't even think of any of the lyrics other than the chorus.

Yep. So we get up there, we do the song, then it's like goes back into the, you know, as it does to the end of the song, we go and we sit down and to, I wouldn't call it, you know, thunderous applause, but certainly the, yes, you did that, please sit down. Yeah, never go up again, sure. Never go up again. And as we're sitting there, the music is still going. The lyrics come back in, and we didn't realize that song had.

such a long instrumental break in the middle of it. Because then it kicks back in with, I will have you. Yes, I will have you. I will. Meanwhile, we're already sitting back at our table and the karaoke person comes on. Do you guys want to come back out?

I want to finish this? Like, nah, we're good. Thanks. You could let it go. Fade this one out. Why is that song so freaking loud or long? I mean, it's so long. I don't know.

I don't know why the instrument. It's like, normally you get like a 16 bar instrument. instrumental break. This thing has like a 32 or 64 bar instrumental day. It's weird. Also, I don't like the redundancy of those lyrics. I will have you. Yes, I will have you. Something, something, something. I will have you. Like butterfly. Yeah. Let me explain the butterfly four more times in the song about butterflies. It's a weird song.

Really weird. Can I tell you one more karaoke story? Yeah, go ahead. Before we just get off of this topic forever. Why not? So my buddy Don, this was a Vegas trip. And just off the strip, there is, like, over by Bally's, if you continue on the road that bisects the strip from Bally's, this is how long it's been since I've been there. I can't remember the name of this bar. But it's known in, even with the locals, as being the place you go for karaoke near the strip. So people come to town, they'll go there, but it's a lot of locals there as well. And so we went there because my friend Don likes to do to karaoke.

He got up there to do Mumford and the Sun's Little Lion Man. Oh, yeah. And he's singing it, and it's like, you know, this is some Saturday night, 9 o'clock, 10 o'clock, whatever. And he goes up there and he gets to the chorus and he's, well, it's not your fault but mine. And it was your heart on the line. I really did it up this time. But, of course, he said the actual word. Yeah.

And the karaoke, the person running karaoke looks over and, like, you know, shakes her head and no, like, don't do that. Wait, were the words on the screen, though? The words were on the screen. And you're in Vegas and you're in a bar and you can't say the F word? We're in a bar in a karaoke lounge inside a bar, inside a casino after 10 o'clock in Las Vegas. And she's not going to allow, allow them to say that. So the next time the chorus comes on, he's singing again, he's ready to do it. She takes and she mutes the microphone for that one word.

Why? That's weird to me. It's extremely weird. It's like, there's not a kid within a throwing distance of a $5 ballets chip. And you want to. Yeah, that's odd. It's not like you're there in the morning or something or even then. Why would it matter?

That's weird. I don't get it. Well, and even if the karaoke cover, you know, the lyrics on screen cover up the expletive, you're not going to go up there and say, I really hunt it up this time, didn't I my dear. No, you sing it. You don't go up there and sing Pink Floyd's Money and don't say do goody good bullshit. You sing the lyrics that are the lyrics. So when that song was new, let me tell you a funny story about that, my kids, not me, I didn't prompt this, but my kids in the car, we would all be in the car.

So this is before Tay was married. She was probably in high school. Did you throw a towel over the speaker? No, none of that, none of that. So I am perfectly willing to let that song just play. And we really like Mumford and Sons. We were fans. Nick would have been much younger.

Carter was in, like, junior high. So, you know, they're all young. We're in the car. And that song would come on. And you'd get to the, I really effed it up this time. And they would just make a giant collective beep sound, the three of them. The kids would bleep the word out. So it'd go, we're really, and they'd go,

Bop it up this time, they'd do it from the back of the car. And it wasn't me doing it, and I would just laugh. I thought that was great, because we wouldn't turn it down or anything. We just let it play, but I don't know where they got that from. There was ever any doubt that those were your children. That erases. Yeah, you're not wrong. Like, we, you know, there was a time where if, I think I've told this,

if there was a movie or TV show and we were all as a family watching it, and anyone even made out or kissed. It didn't have to even be something worse than that. Just somebody kissing, I would go, and make a little fart noises on the couch. And now that's all we do if we're together. It could be Pixar and somebody kisses somebody. And one of my kids would go, hey, dad.

So it's a thing we have. It's great. I love it. Oh, my goodness. Well, all right, there's all the karaoke you're going to hear about until April. All right, everybody. Until April, until the next morning after Wednesday. And no, you know, because the first rule about karaoke club.

Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like the third rule. You know, if it's your first time in karaoke, you have to sing just like that. The first rule is you don't talk about karaoke club. There it is. Now, let's speak of something much more pleasant. Okay. This question I have for you.

Yes. If somebody came to you and said, everything in life, all of it is going to be free to you. So that means, Brian, you want a fleet of a giant mansion and a fleet of Maseratis, they're yours. You just have them. Okay. You want your own private plane? No problem. You got it.

Whatever you want, whatever you need, food, clothing, home. Any desire, whatever. Everything money can buy, you can just have for free. Here's the caveat. Okay. Free forever, by the way, until you're off this mortal coil, you get everything for free. All right. This is a dream I had, by the way.

That's why I'm telling this. Okay. In the dream, this is how it worked, and I wanted to see how you'd react. Yeah, all right. So you get all that stuff for free, but here's a big. but every single thing you ever eat, what you have to do to survive as a human being, has one to two ounces minimum, hobo poop. And the reason it's hobo poop...

My favorite Sloan sung, by the way. Yeah, it's real good. That one really... It didn't get high enough in the charts for my taste, but it was pretty good. So the reason I say this is, first of all, it was in the dream. And the reason it's hobos, hobos are different. I'm not saying homeless poop.

Everyone, keep your emails to yourself. You're basically describing the person with stubble and a stick over their shoulder with a bindle made up of a bandana containing, probably containing a bottle of liquor that has X, X, X, X, X on the label. Yes, and they are, and these guys, you know, they kind of have magic powers, sort of, they're, they travel by train, they all know the secrets and everything. So, anyway, we're talking that. But they're not great eaters.

they're kind of gross. Every meal you eat. It doesn't matter what's in it. If you just got a shake driving through a, I don't know, a McDonald's. That McDonald's has one to two ounces. That's a bad example because that might already have it in there. Let's, uh... Oh, yeah, you know, we can't. That's why you guys wonder. Let's say, uh, let's say, uh, chick flay. Whoever, you get,

you get a thing, it doesn't matter. Greatest meals in the world. You got chef Ramsey right in front of you doing your personal bidding because money's never an object. Yet everything you have to eat has hope. Not just hobo poop. in the dream it was specifically uh here i'll play this to get it out of my system here hold on it was hobo oh where is it where's my car diarrhea it's hobo diarrhea oh oh geez yeah yeah yeah so that was the deal so do you in the dream uh well i'll get to that in a second if somebody presented that to you would you do it all things are free to you brian in the whole world except this

two ounces of hobo diarrhea and everything you eat and so So you would have to, oh, by the way, that the way it worked in the dream was it scaled. So you couldn't say, well, all right, fine, I'll eat a, you know, 400 inch pizza. That's only got an ounce. Well, no, no, no. It would scale up depending on the total. So you had a ceiling. Yeah, you had a ceiling of how much total food was there.

That was an ounce or two ounces. And then as the food's weight went up, the amount of hobo diarrhea went up with it. So would you do it? Okay, question, clarification. Is it always going to be from the same hobo, or would it be a mix of different hobos? You never know. You never know who's hobo is on top.

That adds an extra wrinkle. No, I definitely wouldn't do this. I would not take this deal. For all, it's all the money and power in the world. No deal. Okay. So no, you can have a fleet of personal jets. You could drop, you could fly to Singapore tonight

and have a party with some karaoke in Singapore and be back in Vegas, but I couldn't, I couldn't do it. Okay. What happens if I eat a meal with somebody? Do they, do they get, like, let's say I get one of these, one of these magical 400-inch pizzas from Big Caesars? Yeah. Do only the slices that I eat magically have hobo poop on them? So, like, if they have a slice of pizza, it wouldn't have any hobo poop?

No, this is the other problem. They are also subjected to, but if they're eating what you're eating. That definitely makes it an easy decision. No way. Now, if you ate, if they ate, like Tina goes with you, let's say. Yeah. And she says, I'll have the chicken. She order something different.

Yeah, she can order something different. It will not have the hobo diarrhea in it, but yours always will, no matter what you get. So you're never going to have a shared thing ever, unless you are with someone who's crazy and wants to eat that. Why do all of your this or that questions, either involve poop or like grandma's toes? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what this was about. I really don't know what brought this stupid dream on. It was so bad. For the record, in the dream, I chose also not to do it,

and I was thrown in some hypothetical jail for it. Oh, really? Well, you didn't tell me that that was, there was a penalty for not accepting the deal. Only in this dream did that happen, but I didn't know the penalty until it was handed down. So now, Brian, you go to jail. That's what happens. Oh, well, you know what, I'll take it. Isn't that a dumb thing to dream? My brain is... What a bizarre thing to dream. My dreams, dude.

I ate a bag of Chex Mix before bed because I was, I don't know why. Here it is right here. Where to go? Oh, I threw it away. But I had a little, just a little snack pack version of a Checks mix thing that's got like the little pretzels and those little Melbitose things. I love the Melbato, like the Melbatoz circles. Those are the best.

Yeah. I ate those and then. I'm a jerk because I kind of pick those out first. And then Tina's like, where are the Melbitoz? There's just pretzels and peanuts. That's in here. Those squiggly orange breadsticks. That might be my favorite version of her doing a thing.

It's really good. It's so good because it plays on both the stereotypes of those stupid pieces that are in there and great voice. It's very good. Well, I'm going to stop eating before bed is the point. I already have. I'm not supposed to eat after seven. I've been pretty good about doing that once in a while, like, you know, cave. and eat something dumb.

But I swear if I ate popcorn, I'd still dream. I don't know what it is about, you know, when I drink, I have weird dreams. I usually don't sleep very well, especially if it's tequila, I sleep horribly. Does that make sense though? I wonder what would happen if you drink, would it, huh? I was going to say, it makes sense because it's a psychoactive thing, right? Like, drinking would put. Yeah, totally.

So I probably would. So I wonder what would happen? Like, would your dreams get worse or would they get better? Would it counteract whatever it is in your. In your brain that, I guess it was the checks mix. We'll blame it on the checks mix. I could do, I could do, um, um, uh, Kim has cooking wine. She has some cooking wine.

You know, I could try that right before bed and, uh, see how, see how that treats me. I don't think there's a lot of, a lot of alcohol and cooking wine. I don't know what's in there. Actually, I think she gets the good stuff. She goes to like, uh, her and Carter Carter's in the chat. They went to a liquor store. This must have been hilarious because they don't drink either, but they're in the, they're in the liquor store. buying like vodka for the for the uh what does it you make with vodka vanilla vanilla extract

stuff right so they were in there buying that they're buying a bottle of this and that they bought some rum for some cooking thing came on to do like all these things and just bopping around and they're being all friendly and everything everyone else in there's just kind of oh give me my booze I got to get out of here and they're just like yeah we're going to go home and make some vanilla out of this but so that means technically there's some like legit vodka in the kitchen somewhere There is, yeah, for sure. So there you go. Do you have a little shot before bed tonight. Let us know what your dreams are. All right. I'll let you guys know how it went. We'll call it, you know, vanilla Mexican vanilla extract, whatever. We can kind of lump this into your virgin Pinia Colada experience and call it an extension of that and keep your streaks safe. It's for science. Yeah, plus the continent still, I mean, Mexico is technically North America, right?

isn't it Central America, isn't it? No, Mexico's north. I guess if you're not talking about, yeah, right, because it would be North America, yes. Because they're part of the North American trade agreement. There's not a continent. There's a region, Central America, but there's not a continent. Yeah, a lot of people forget that. But they, you know, I'm still, we're all connected.

We're all just one people here. Let's make this happen. Yeah. Central America's not a continent. We know, Bobby. Yeah, I said that. I said that, Bobby. I think he said, I think Brian said region, that's what he said.

I did. region. All right. It's a region. Here is, here's this. I'd like to register a complaint. Oh, that's a complaint sound.

Okay. That's good. Unbreakable dog toys that are breakable. So Carter has a giant dog. Her name is Ripley. Ellen Ripley. She's a fantastic dog. We love her.

But she likes to chew. And so you get her chew toys. And you buy these Kong things that are supposed to be guaranteed to never break bright red thick rubber congs yeah it's some bullshit there is what i'm telling you they don't they break fine she choose through those things the day she gets them so she and there she says it she's a big sweet toy destroyer that is absolutely true so she did buy a ring like a rubber ring from somewhere i don't know if it was con maybe somebody else and then she jammed a con toy into the ring so now it's like this unholy abomination of

of a ring kong nightmare almost like a canvas is that what the material is or a tyvec or something oh i don't know i don't know what the i don't know what that is there was something that we got that ruby was never able to destroy and she is she was a toy destroyer we she loved stuffed animals and she would like carry them around was her little baby she'd gently put it in her mouth and walk around the house with this little stuffed animal in her in her mouth until she decided she'd had enough of it and then she'd rip the eyes out of it oh well you get frustrated every single time it was the first thing to go were the eyes you don't remember the brand of the thing that she couldn't break do you remember it uh no i probably i'd probably be able to find it at a pet smart

like it was a very like it was neon green and pink and it was like a canvasy tie-veck kind of material and she never was able to tear that thing up all right well uh i'll find it while you're talking about this, this unholy alliance of rubber toy. I just think if you're going to, if you're going to claim on your product that it's unbreakable, all right? And unless you're talking about Bruce Willis in a good movie, then it doesn't actually freaking work. Oh, you know what?

I have whole kinds of questions about Bruce Willis's career right now. I know we're not supposed to talk about this, but it just thought, it made me think of this. He's in some other new movie. I just saw him and Frank Grillo and I don't know who all, where he's just kind of photoshopped of the poster once again. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is horrible. What's going on? I don't get it. He is like taking any good on him if that's just what he wants to do and take any new project that somebody throws in front of him. But yeah, you look at his like last five years of stuff. And it's unrecognizable films you've never heard of with people who, oh, we're in that one thing with that one guy. but yeah like has he has he done it i'm trying to think the last thing he did that we were all meant to take seriously and i can't think of even what it was maybe tears of the sun or something or

oh geez that was uh that a long time forever ago yeah i mean i would think the last diehard was the thing or you know an expendable's appearance was the last thing let's see here let's actually play this game and see what what um looper good a good answer tally i think it's looper is looper the most recent thing we're supposed to? Not the most recent, but I think, well, it feels like the most, the thing that he last did where I went, yep, Bruce Willis still doing cool shit, you know, he's involved in good projects, you know, he's like, he's not, he's not, you know, who do we always make fun of that says Vladimir Putin funny. Oh, Stephen Seagall. Yeah, he's not, he's, he's turning into Steven Seagall. Seagall. There's a weird Seagull, Stephen Seagull.

He's turning into a weird kind of Stephen Seagall deal, and I don't get it. I don't get it. Um, all right, So, let's see here. By the way, he's in pre-production on something called Fortress 3, due to come out in 2022. Something that also came out in 2022, Fortress 2, Snipers Eye. And then something that came out in 2021, Fortress. Wow. Like, I've never seen, when was last time you saw a movie that had the original and two sequels come out within 18 months of each other? Yeah, I don't get it.

Are these remakes of the Christopher Lambert movies? The Fortress movies? Probably not. I'm guessing no. Weird. I just don't get it, man. Starring Jesse Metcalf and Chad Michael Murray, along with Bruce Willis. And Shannon Doherty as Dobbs.

Early career, you know, diehard, Pulp Fiction, Moonlighting on TV, The Sixth Sense. Oh, I know. So many great movies, so many amazing small things. And then a whole bunch of, like, artsy, fartsy stuff Yeah Was Death Wish Death Wish was the

The Bronson remake, right? Yes, yeah, and it was bad. Yeah, Vincent Dinoffrio and Elizabeth Shoe. Twelve Monkeys. Fifth Element. Why are we seeing that for FilmSack, by the way? I know there's going to be a lot of this stuff in here. But yeah, you look at,

let's look at stuff that's actually been released. A Day to Die. Gasoline Alley. American Siege, Deadlock, Apex. the game, out of death. What is this? The night in the switchgrass. What is this?

It looks terrible. What are any of these? And those are all just 2021. Yeah. And the diehard is back short in 2020. That was a commercial. Where he came back as John McLean for a car or some shit. Yeah.

I'm nervous for his world. I don't know what's going on. Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, and Lisa Kudrow, around the time last year of the Friends reunion, And they made an appearance did an interview on the Howard Stern show. And he said, you know, you guys had so many celebrities that appeared on friends. Was there somebody that was just difficult to work with? Almost like he knew what the answer was going to be.

And like, oh, yeah, there was one person that basically just showed up and kind of acted when the cameras were on. But the whole rest of the time was like, no, no, no, no, no, I don't care, no, whatever. Get away from me. Get away from me. And they didn't say who it was. And finally, Howard Strick kind of got out. All right. Does his name rhyme with schmuse?

Schmills? That doesn't surprise me. I feel like we've heard other stories. Like the expendable set, he was kind of a dick on. Yeah. Kevin Smith described almost that exact same thing working with him as soul crushing in that book. That Kevin Smith autobiography. Yeah.

Just said that he was impossible to work with. So, yeah, good day to die hard, G.I. Joe, which we call, uh, all right, what would we say would be the last thing we were meant to take seriously? Uh, the Sin City sequel in 2014, the sequel to Red, Red 2, or G.I. Joe retaliation. I'm going with that. Sin City. Yeah. 2014 then would be the last thing that we were kind of meant to say, oh, yeah, Bruce Willis. All right. Yeah. Doing another sequel, doing whatever. Because look at the rest of this. It's all bad. All of it. Look at all this stuff. I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it. It's bad. It's bad.

Yeah. This, you could look at this list and say, I think all 12 of these movies could appear on a Blu-ray pack that you get in the, one of those plastic bins before you leave Best Buy. Yeah. Or as Brian Nibb. Oh, Glass. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Glass. I forget about that.

2019. Oh, I didn't see glass. You need to see that, actually. Boy, as much as you love the Unbreakable Universe. Did you ever see the... I didn't see Split either. Didn't see the one. No.

a matter with you? I don't know. I should probably catch up, you know. I should probably do that. For sure. I think, uh, start, you know, do the triple feature. Watch the first one again. I've seen that movie like a million times. I would totally watch it again. No problem. I'll watch the other two. I guess I was nervous that sham a ding-dong

would disappoint me. I don't want to be disappointed. Um, there were aspects of it. Glass, is really good. If you stop after the first ending of the film. Oh, I guess they said 10, 10 minutes of the movie.

I'm like, oh. Yeah. Okay. No, I really liked Glass. I really liked Split, too. I thought all that was really good. But they put a whole bunch of extra endings onto that movie that it didn't need. Like, there's like this great reveal.

It's like, oh, wow. And then they do another ending that explains the ending you just saw. I was like, I didn't need that. I got it from what I saw. I know what's happening. Yeah. There's some rumor floating around that he owes a ton in taxes. And that's why he's doing all this.

Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, phoning this stuff in because he just needs to pay this stuff off. And it's in the millions of dollars or something. Yeah, so whatever. I wonder how he was on the set of. Some by night, some by day. Some take any script that passes their way.

You know, I look at him on the cover of moonlighting. He's got a nice smile. Yeah. You look at him on the cover of everything since then, and it's slowly, slowly evolves. to be like a scowl now. He just looks pissed. He's holding in a fart. Basically, the face you get on Bruce Willis posters these days is like...

Yeah, I think we've got the lay of it. Well, all right. Anyway, sorry, Bruce Willis. We didn't mean to dive into you, but we did it. Let's get to some news stories here before we take our leave. Okay. We'll start with this thing here. Oh, look, it's time for the news brought to you by. By patrons like you. Yes, you out there. For as low as a buck a month, you can support your favorite morning show. We are your favorite morning show.

Screw that Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon thing. No kidding. And help keep it on the air for details on all the cool stuff you get. Hop on over to patreon.com slash TMS today. Yeah, I agree. Do it today. All right, check this out. Americans, that's us. Yeah.

Me and you. A lot of us in the chat. I know there's some Canadians in there, a few other foreign nationals. But Americans can get $5 million U.S. for informing on Russian oligarch assets. Oh, nice. This is way better than the Florida thing where you can rat on the person next door.

Yeah, unless he's an oligarch, then it's exactly the same. Oh, you can do that. Ooh, double up. Yeah, double up. So, Brian, if you were walking around outside and you saw some crazy yacht attached to some huge trailer or something.

If the Russians still live next door at a big yacht, like they pulled up with a big yacht on a toe chain. or a yacht on a trailer because, you know, that's how you get yachts around. I guess you can't count like a fence problem as an oligarch asset, but still, but still, I like to think you could. So here's the deal. Tipsters could get up to $5 million for snitching on Russian oligarchs under a new government program. The U.S. launched Wednesday a program that offers rewards up to $5 million for including, or sorry for information, leading to the seizure of stolen assets linked to Russia or other foreign governments.

The program comes as Western nations hit Russia with harsh sanctions in response to the country's invasion of Ukraine with European countries and pounding multi-million dollar yachts. So I don't know. I don't think anybody who's listening to us has any access to any oligarch assets. But if you do, five million bucks, dude, pretty good. Listen, you could totally support us on Patreon with that kind of money. Seriously. Hell yeah. Imagine what you could do to this show.

We'd get the game show thing. Brian and I could dump a bunch of stuff and do more TMS entirely. How don't we do that? Give us all your money. Why don't we do that? Citizen Kane in the news. You know, the old movie, everyone thinks is great. Sure, a rosebud. Yeah. Is it bad? I'm going to admit something here. I've seen it. But you've never seen it? No, I've seen it. Oh, really? So you're up on me. I've never seen Citizen Kane. Oh, you should one day, so then I can hear your take on this.

We can see if I think it's as math as most people in this day and age do. That's the thing. Like, I understand it's. a thing of its time, and so we're supposed to see it with that context. Yeah. I just was kind of bored. That movie bored me. I tried. No, I get it.

I tried, man. I really did. Did you ever see Mank, by the way? No. Wait, did I? That was... I don't know. Did you?

What's his name in there? It was Gary Oldman as Mankovitz. Oh, no, I didn't. A couple years ago. David Fincher movie. Yeah, he was nominated a... for stuff. It was. It was last year. Yeah, it was nominated.

Didn't see it. I would totally see it, though, because it was good. It's basically like Mankiewicz's finishing up the screen, isolating himself so that he can finish up the screenplay of Citizen Kane. Well, that I should watch and probably like more. I'm sure you'd like it more. Because I like the cultural impact of a movie is a big deal. And I get that it's considered, you know, it's on the, it's top spot for like all-time lists and things like that.

Yeah. But I watch it and I just go, well, okay. I mean, maybe it's because everybody's taken ideas from it since and, you know, are already doing, are doing things like it. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, is it the fact that the people who put it at the top of their lists saw it before they found out what Rosebud was and the twist, the surprise ending? Yeah. I mean, maybe it's just, he was an o-tour and he was doing things ahead of his time, but now the time has caught up and passed. and so I'm just not the right audience. So I am not here to be smirch the name of anyone involved in that. I just didn't enjoy it. But here's what happened. It's almost as if someone else didn't enjoy it because Citix and Kane lost its 100% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

After an 80-year-old negative review was found and added to the site. Oh, wow. Okay. Like 80 years ago, like when the movie came out. Yeah, not even now. Like, they don't count new reviews anyway. They only count the contemporary stuff that existed, and then they added to the site, which I think is fine. It makes the site that lasts a lot longer.

Boy, when you're used to your mic being on this side of your body for so many months, and now I reach over here, and it feels like something's wrong. Like, where is this? Right, right. I don't know what I do if I had, look, this behemoth was ever not in my face. That's really weird. All right. Citizen Kane, or where is I here? Let's see.

Where were you? Went from 100% to 99% on Rotten Tomatoes between February and March 1st this year. year. The site added a negative review to the 115 positive reviews that are already there. One published 80 years ago by Chicago Tribune's May 10y, tinny, tinny, collective pseudonym, then used by the papers film critics. Matt Naye. Oh, May to nay. I got it.

Very funny. That's interesting. It's like a pseudonym for multiple reviewers at the time. Yeah, exactly. So that they couldn't get tomatoes and rotten eggs thrown at them when they went to the pictures. yeah see ah you didn't like that movie see I'm throwing tomatoes and rednegs at you yeah see I'm gonna shake my fist at you too

I love that era so much great stuff yeah citizen game fails to impress critics it's interesting it's different writes the tribune in fact it's bizarre enough to become a museum piece but its sacrifice of of simplicity to eccentricity robs it of its distinction and general entertainment value says the review

uh the unimpressed rights up was spotted by somebody on Twitter and, yeah, no longer 100% fresh. Is there anything left? It made me throw my five-cent popcorn at the screen and walk out in a huff. It was a real bummer. See? Let's see. If I look for, can I see you on the, let's see, popular, can I find all-time 100-percenters?

Should be able to. I mean, parasites still holding at 98%. So there's that. Yeah, there is that. that's the thing I should watch I don't know if you can do can you do like all time gotta be right

there's got to be a way right to sort and see what the hundred percenters are yeah why wouldn't you do this let's see tomato meter critics sign up blogging don't care movies certified fresh movies and then maybe sort

oh that's just in theaters DVD and streaming I don't know how to do it sort by tomato meter does it do all time um well Disney's Pinocchio

so yeah that one's saying 100%. Okay that's old then so that probably Yeah but there's a new release coming out looking at all these it's like

available February 17th available November 21st although I think I don't know when these Yeah because Hannah Gadsby's Nanette is still at 100% Let's see I'm looking down this list here

Yeah I think that's as good going to get and there's multiple 100s. Here we go. Toy Story 2, Toy Story 1, both sitting at 100%. Okay. The Terminator at 100%. Wow. Whoa. The original, the Maltese falcon. Okay. Stage coach, anatomy of a murder, some classics. M. Another classic battleship Potemkin. Stop making sense. I recommend that a while ago. Yeah. If you haven't seen that. Yeah. That's newish. Right? It's newish. I mean, 80s. It's, uh... Well, yeah, compared to the Um, Scores, uh, Scors. No. Who directed that? Geez, Louise.

Stop making sense. It's the Talking Heads concert film and it's directed by. Oh, Jonathan Demi. Demi. Yes. Ted Demi's, uh, brother who passed away early. All right. Yeah. Two directors and they were both killing it. That's right. Yeah. Jonathan Demi passed away. Oh, no, no. Jonathan Demi's the one that lived longer than Ted, but he died a couple years ago. Right, right. Jet Demi passed away. Yes, exactly.

Yeah. That's a bummer. Um, yes. Silence of the Land. and all that. Well, all right. So there are a lot of them, it turns out. So take that. You big, dumb, old movie. Take that. Again, you know, somebody wants to ride in and give me a big long explanation as to why it's so genius. That's fine. I just could not get into it. I tried, I tried real hard. Yeah. You know what? Just because something is great, is lauded by critics to be great, doesn't necessarily mean it's going to be for everybody. So that totally makes sense. It's a good, like this 80-year-old review.

They didn't like it. Neither do you want. Right, exactly. Twelve Angry Man, that's one I want to see, the one with Henry Fond. I saw the remake. Oh, yeah. I never saw the original Lumet. Oh, yeah, I never, I didn't know there was an original.

I thought, I didn't know based on one. That's cool. I would watch that. All right. Well, that's going to do it for today's fantastic news stories. Yeah. Oh, man. Boy, do we have a story tomorrow that we're going to give you that we had to push from today.

Holy cow. Oh, yeah. Plus, I like that Chipole. one's pretty good too. Anyway, we'll get to all that tomorrow. But for now, a song, and then Bill will be here, and then Bobby will be here. And then we have a bonus mashup. Yeah, we got lots of stuff today. So stick around. Brian, what are we doing for music? Hey, Scott, you like Incubis? Maybe you don't like it as much as the plane and stealth liked it, but you like Incubus. Yeah, they're fine. They're a rocking, fun, fine band. Yeah. And you like the band Sublime? Sure. Why not? What I got?

Yeah. What I got. Love. of is, yeah, that's what I got. Well, if you, if you go see either of those bands in tour this summer, you're going to see another band open for them called the Aquadals. They are currently on a co-headline tour with Sitting on Stacey. That's a great band name, sitting on Stacey. Yeah, that's pretty good. But these, but along with Incubis and Sublime and Rome,

you're also going to see the, I guess it's not in Rome, it's with the band Rome. So Incubis, Sublime, Rome, and the Aquadals. all are supporting the band Incubus on tour. In any case, they're awesome, and you're going to love this. This is the brand new single Cry Baby. Go check them out. They are The Aqua Dolls. I'm kind of the romantic type.

I keep on falling at first sight. My sights are set on you. yours beyond me too The way you rocked on stage Your eyes are full of rage I burn you with my gaze But it doesn't seem to faze you This is so confusing

Is it something that I'm using The welling in my eyes It's not from butterflies This should be awesome not a drive I never know when I'm happy or sad I'm just a crying jag When you smiled at me I saw you differently

Could this be my chance For one night of a man Will you play my hot strings Like the lead on your guitar Just like after every show Will we even get that far? This is so confusing. You're like the drug that I'm abusing.

The welling in my eyes is not from butterflies. This should be awesome, not a drag. I never know when I'm happy or sad. I'm just a crying jam. I just can't wait to find out how you're going to make me cry I'll take a kiss but I'll also take a shagg I'm just crying jack this day I just can't wait to find out how you're going to make me cry

I'll take a kiss but I'll also take a shag I'm just a crying Jack The lying in my eyes Is not from butterflies This should be awesome not a drag I never know when I'm happy or sad I'm just a crying drag

It's Gospelville's Vacation Bible School Now here's the sheriff gospel bill That's not the kitten I threw up yesterday, is it? The morning stream, the next best thing's in sliced bread. You guys got to wait for tomorrow for me to say more about... Explain that kitten, yeah, that kitten reference. Because Brian, Brian's already recommendal it, but tomorrow I'm going to do like a, hey, I watch something Brian recommended and here's what I thought, man.

A second, a segmental. Freaking loved to that thing. Seco-recimental. I don't think I've loved anything more lately that is also something I would warn most people I know not to see. You know what I mean? Like a lot of people I know who are just these squeamish about certain things or whatever, I would be like, maybe avoid that. But I loved it.

Gosh, dang it. It was my kind of weird. Anyway, more on that tomorrow. Hey, Brian, tell me again who that band was. Once again, those were the Aquadals. A brand new single they've released called Crybaby. Nice. Nice.

All right. I'm not really ready for Bill. Hang on a second. There we go. I thought I was, but I wasn't. Because I always search for Bill, and it's wrong. It's have to search for punish props. This is a thing I always screw up, and I don't know why I do that.

The props of punishment. Yeah, the punishment props. Your bat caves open there, Bill. It's Bill Duran joining us, everybody, all the way from his home studio somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, where he makes cool stuff and then comes on this show and encourages us to do the same. Bill, welcome back. Oh, good to be here. Good to be encouraging.

Yeah. Yes, you're very encouraging. You're very inspiring. In fact, before we do anything, Brian, do you want to show off this thing to him? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, all right. So I don't know if you're looking at the screen, like the stream.

All right. So I've got all these little chiber crystals, yeah? These little get these at Disneyland with a lightsaber and you get your blue and you get your red and purple and all that. Can you only get them there? You can't get them anywhere else, right? You can't get them anywhere else. Let me get them on eBay, but you can't go on to Disney.com store and buy them or anything. You have to get them there.

And when you put them in your lightsaber, turns your lightsaber different colors, makes different sounds, all that stuff. So I've got almost a full set. I'm not going to buy white. It's boring. It just looks like I'm holding a fluorescent tube. And the only way to get a black khyber crystal is to keep buying red ones until you magically open one up that's got a black chiber crystal in it. Oh, they're doing them like collect that like CCG cards or a chase card kind of thing. Yep.

So I just 3D printed my own white and black or 3D printed my own black. I'm going to be 3D printing my own white one. And I needed some really cool way to display these because it's like, oh, these are really cool things. I might as well have something awesome. So, I bought one of these little lights, these little LED light panels. It's a little thin light thing. And it's even got a little motion sensor in the center of it. And I wanted to create a stand that I can put all my khyber crystals in, slide this guy in.

What I like about this is that it recharges. So I can just stick a USB-C cable on the end and let it recharge. And that way I don't need to keep replacing batteries. and, you know, have something to display them all. So, I've been working in Shaper 3D, and I made a little Khyber Crystal stand. I don't know if Scott is sharing the image of it with you, but... Yeah, it looks great. It's like, so basically it looks like a display you'd see at the, you know, some...

Museum or something. Yeah, like the Jedi Museum or something like that. Exactly. And this is your original design, right? Brian, you made this from scratch. It is. From scratch. used calipers to figure out the margins and everything on how big that that light is.

So what you're seeing now is just going to be the test print. And if that, if I don't need to change anything size-wise, then I'll move on to like really Black Spire outposting the look of it to make it look like it's something you actually got at Black Spire Outposts with some, you know, Star Warsy kind of shaping on it. Then I'll paint it and make it look like it's all. banged up and rusty and yeah weathering it would be really fun for sure yeah sand worn and that sort of thing it looks awesome sprinkle on the sands of tattooing exactly the only other question i had about this thing is what came first did you see the light and go oh i bet i could jam this in here and do these crystals like where did the no i was originally thinking i would do a like do some wearing with some with seven LED lights underneath it and i thought well you know what the problem with that is i got to keep changing the batteries i want something rechargeable so i just went on am i Amazon and said rechargeable LED lights and saw this and thought, oh, well, this is perfect. Came in a three-pack for $20.

Nice. And then said, yeah, give me that. And I'm going to just design something around it. Amazon also, I don't know if these are secondhand. They probably are. They're fake. I don't know. But they're Galaxy Edge Star Wars, Cybercristols on Amazon.

You can buy in all the different colors. But they may be cheap knockoffs. I don't know. Yeah, either that or they're at somebody Amazon marketplace selling them. Oh, could be. I think only Disney can officially sell those. Let me say. Yeah, they might be, to me,

they look like they came out of some Chinese factory. Oh, yeah, no, these look like people selling their chiber crystals, especially the people who buy a ton of red ones. Yeah. And, yeah, because this one, this is somebody selling their Galaxy's Edge, Star Wars, Kybral Crystal, set of six, new and sealed, for 158 bucks for six. You don't get black, obviously.

yeah that's not too bad some of these are cheap though 11 red ones for 12 bucks yeah yeah because they still didn't get they kept on going until they got a black here's a black one for 334 oh my lord geez louisus all right that's a lot whatever sorry vader your color's lame dude everyone has your color vater all right hey bill uh let's get to this oh a quick thing from a listener for bill that i want to read real quick it says hey tuesday bill i guess you're Tuesday Bill to him. Fine with me? His name's Ken.

He says, I swallowed a very small amount of epoxy glue last week. He said a E week, but I think he means week. Electronic week. It's affected his typing. He says, is there any reason to worry, says Ken. You know, standard disclaimer, Bill is not a doctor. But Bill, have you ever eaten in your own glue? And then went, oh, no, what do I do?

No, no, I haven't. Considering it's been a week, he's probably fine. I'm just confused as to how the epoxy ended up in his mouth. No details on that, unfortunately, I wish. All I can say is none of your glues should come anywhere near your mouth. I think that's just a pretty good statement for everyone to go by. Something must have flicked up. How did he do that?

I'm curious, like, how did he eat a small amount of epoxy? Only thing I can think of, you got your mouth breathing, you know, your goggles are a little tight, your nose isn't working right, so your mouth breathing, you flick it real hard and a little piece went up in your mouth or something. I don't know. Why do I do all my gluing in the bathroom next to my toothbrush? Exactly. Quit gluing in there. Also, Ken, if you want to write in and give us details, we'd be happy to have some

fun with it next week, so let us know more. Sure, here we go. All right. Bill, let's finally get to you and what you've got this week. What's going on? What do you got for us? I made something. Got a new video up on our website there. I've wanted something from the Men and Black movies

for a long time, and the noise. Boise Cricket was the obvious choice. It's funny to me. It's teeny tiny. It's basically a joke in the movie, but it's still one of the most iconic Hollywood weapons of all time, right? It is. I will admit Bill sent me a preview of this during the week.

I got a little text from Bill showing this, and I immediately, A, knew what it was, and B, thought you had gotten the actual gun prop somewhere. Like, that's how legit this thing looks. Well, thank you. Yeah, it's a very memorable part of that movie, I think, is, you know, silly, tiny gun that makes the most destruction and all that. But anyways, so tell us about this build. Yes, I designed mine to do with 3D printing, and in fact, I used it as an example project for a new video course I have.

I put out a Fusion 360 video course over at Punish Props.com that's aimed at beginners. So if you've never used CAD software, the course is. designed to teach you how to get started. Do 3D model props for 3D printing. That's the whole goal. So I have a number of example projects. I did Hellboy's Bullet. I did Luke's Lightaber from Return of the Jedi.

And then sort of the final project is the noisy cricket. It's a little more complicated. It's a good example. It's a good challenge for people to try and 3D model it themselves. And that's all in that course over on our website. Nice. For the Noisy Cricket, I printed it on my newer resin printer, and it prints real nice, like, so, so good, right? Yeah.

I feel, you feel like we're heading, or finally into the next phase of this, like, quality-wise. Yeah, kind of. We're just about getting there. The resin printing in particular is still kind of messy with the resin, and it's still a little bit of a niche thing, but it's definitely exploding in the last couple of years. It just seems like we're, you know, everyone always wanted to. compare this as an analog to regular printers and when they would change. So it feels like we finally got off the 24 pin dot matrix level of 3D printing. And we're now into the, you know, basic black and white laser kind of era of printing,

better resolution, slightly different way of maintaining it. Now it's toner instead of whatever. And, you know, like I like that comparison because it does feel like it's sort of moving on that trajectory, which to me means that in 10 years, I mean, what are we even doing then? like must be yeah if we live that long that'd be great can't wait to see i'm blown away with what people are able to do in their garages now with the machines they have it's just nuts um for the uh for the cricket i ended up designing it in multiple pieces so that uh so for example the grips i wanted to cast those out of a solid black urethane so i made those separate the trigger and the hammer

are separate so that they can move in fact i put a little spring in the trigger so that you can pull is pretty cool uh and i made the inside of the cricket hollow so i could put some LEDs in there uh then of course the real challenge with this prop and any of the men and black props is to make it super super shiny and chrome uh so i did a lot of sanding a lot of priming and i did a lot of wet sanding i'm sorry you say shiny and chrome did i hear you say shiny and chrome i did say that yes okay all right just got to put up the sign about the mad max mentions All right, continue on, continue. I took my time with this one.

Letting the layers of paint dry, I'm usually kind of hasty about that. But I would put on the gloss black paint and then let that dry for a day. And then I put on the chrome paint. I use something called spassticks, which is a good chrome paint. And then a clear coat to protect the whole thing. And I let it all dry for like a couple of days just to be perfectly, just so that I don't damage it. If you put a thumbprint in your chrome paint, There's no fix in it.

No, it looks like, you got to stand it and do it all over again. It'll never look like chrome if you leave that on there, right? No, no. And I have a couple of props that want to be chrome that have a thumbprint somewhere on them. If you look hard enough. And cat hair. There's every prop I have,

it has just a little bit of cat hair in the paint. It's like every, uh, every, uh, big neck. Yeah. Yeah. That's a, that's a good way of comparing it. Yeah. At least, at least 14% cat hair. Right, exactly.

Big Mac has a little bit of cat hair. Just a little. It's fun. It was really super fun to put this thing together. There's something about designing a multi-part 3D print and then getting to assemble it. That feels like putting together a new toy. It's really fun. They use real screws for everything, both as decoration, but also for functional parts,

like holding on the grips and the pivots for the hammer and the trigger are both real screws. the battery and LED compartment is held closed with magnets which is always very fun and satisfying that's cool just has that snap when you close together getting the LED two batteries and a switch crammed in that tiny area was a little bit of a challenge but I got it to work and I'm just so super super pleased with how the whole thing turned out it is just gorgeous how did you how were you certain that you were getting the proper scale because that's such a tiny gun and a it's, you know, you might see it in 3D on a screen and go, well, that looks right, but then print it and go, well, this is too big or, you know. Right. So I found a photo of the screen used prop, the website Prop Store. Whenever they have a prop in-house before they sell it, they take tons of photos with it, including photos, with a ruler in them.

So I found a photo of the screen used noisy cricket with a ruler in it so I can tell how big it is. And I could scale it that way. so it's pretty pretty on the money as far as the size is concerned yeah as good as good as you're probably going to find out right like just no other way right unless i had the actual one in hand that i could measure with calipers and everything right right okay very cool uh and this thing how long what was your total build time i don't know if you ever paid much attention to total build times but do you know how long it took you overall a couple of days probably i don't know half of data for the 3d modeling uh printed overnight and then like two or three days worth of paint and assembly altogether it was spread out over a couple of days a lot of times but waiting for paint to dry but yeah yeah a week maybe sure sure are you and and of the resin jobs you've done you feel like I mean are you hit is this a new high watermark for you and you feel like you're oh yeah yeah yeah yeah and the the 3d printing uh with that new resin printer is going really well this particular resume we use this is Saritech blue.

It's smoky black color. It sands really well. It prints really well. I'm just really in love with this process. Oh, so this was the semi-trans, or the transparent stuff. Yeah, and it was actually kind of cool. Before I did it all by sanding, you can kind of see through some of the parts. It's kind of neat.

It's kind of what you do with the squirrel where, like, you need only one little part of the model to be transparent, but you're going to build the whole model transparent and then paint over the parts. Yeah, totally get that. Yeah. That's cool. Oh, your little LED assembly is cool. Isn't it? Yes.

So you could change that any time if you wanted to do a different color. Oh, yeah. In fact, I've got a, it's a little, it's not great. The connections aren't great. And I learned that I used aluminum tape for some of my contacts, and you can't solder to aluminum. But I have copper tape as well, and you can solder to copper tape. So I may swap that out because the light gets a little sputtery sometimes. That's pretty awesome

I'm sorry I know you said it But what's the what's this resin printer you're using now that you're happy with That would be the any cubic Photon mono X not the 4K Or not the 6K I'm sorry All right let's see here Okay so chat I'll put this up in the

Oh these aren't even priced that bad This is fine right You can get a decent I found out yesterday You can get a really decent small resin printer for under 200 bucks now Which was not the case, you know, several years ago. That is crazy. $239 bucks right now. Let's see.

Is this the one? Yeah, the 4K model. Wow. That's tempting. And how much do you got to, how much you pay for a bunch of resin? Does anyone know what that is? Yeah, like a, you get a 1K or one, was a kilo, one kilo bottle for 30 bucks. Yeah, price on that's come way, way down.

Damn it. That's really tempting. I thought these were in the thousands. I had no idea. That's a great price. Yeah, you should get one, and then you can take my Fusion 360 course and learn how to model stuff and then just make whatever you want. That's right. Make whatever I want. All right. Well, this is great. As always, go check out that bill at punishprops.com. YouTube channel, of course, you can get there directly if you're already a follower. And if you're not, please do so. Hey, Bill, what's our bonus link today? I've been watching the channel Smarter Every Day and he's doing a multi-part series

that is a tour of the Kodak filmmaking factory in Rochester, New York which is just stone store from where I grew up In fact, I have a cousin who lives in Rochester. That's cool. It's really cool. It's like an hour long of them touring

just the first part of filmmaking and or making film. They're not making movies. They're making 35 millimeter film for a camera. They're making the thing you make movies with, though. Yeah, that's cool. And it's absolutely fascinating. They use a lot of old machines.

Like all the old machines they used to use, they still use them. It's, it's just mesmerizing and wicked cool. That place looks like you need to film a action post-apocalyptic fallout movie in it. Look at this place. Oh, yeah, right? Wow. It's all brick and everything. Yeah, that's cool. All these pipes.

everywhere. I love that kind of stuff. All right. Awesome. Go check that out. That's smarter every day. Very popular channel. If you haven't checked about it already, you should. Bill Duran, it's always good to talk to you. PunishProps.com. Chimbeard on Twitter. Have a fantastic week. See you. See you next time. There you go. That's great. 15 hours, it's going to be to print that thing, by the way, my stand. So it's going to, it'll be overnight tonight. It's going now? It's not going now, right? You don't have it. no no no no i'll start it um if i start it now i guess it'd be done at midnight i'll start it early enough to where i can make sure as it gets higher than the build vat i can see

make sure everything is going okay so does that okay here's my resin question does yeah you know with traditional uh pv filament filament filament yeah with traditional filament you have the chance of it spaghettiing out of control once in a while if it's not leveled right or whatever with resin what is the, is there a downfall like that if you're not watching? The potential danger is that your model is too heavy for the supports that you have holding it on the plate and that

as it raises and lowers your model those supports break and your model sits on the unfinished sits in the vat of goo continuously getting new UV lights bathing it

and adding basically turning your resin into a nice little solid plate underneath it. Do you still have, you still have a camera trained on this thing, so you can... No, I don't actually. I moved that camera. I used that camera for a little while as my mini painting camera until I started using my phone, so I have to move it back.

Gotcha. So what you're saying, what you're saying is this. I've moved Catwoman. You moved Catwoman. That's exactly right. Yeah, the problem is that the 3D printer, the resin printer I have, has a very dark, shaded box around it to keep the fumes in and keep the UV light. out. So in order to get a really clear view of what's going on there with a camera, I'd need to

like put it almost right up against the box itself or put it inside somehow. Sure. Well, that's, I don't know, it's really tempting. That price is not bad. No. Yeah. And listen, if you're doing minis, that is the, that the resin is the way to go. The way I'd want to do it. Whenever I think about 3D printing and especially this resin stuff is I want to get, so I want to get good at making my own creations yeah but I've never done it at all so I have like I feel like I'm

I don't know if I just like can I even fit this into my life you know there's like one more thing I gotta do one you gotta you gotta learn how to turn your creations and your creations wouldn't be like little geometric box and things they'd be more organic like the stuff that you're doing you did

in uh what was that uh Oh, um, more organic, uh, 3D drawing tool we were both using for a while. Um, it's on the iPad. Yeah. I'm using. Yeah. It's called no, nomad?

Is it nomad? Nomad. Nomad. Is it not a nomad? It's very good. And you can convert that stuff to STLs and all that. Like it's super, super great tool if you, if you like working that way. But, um, oh yeah, nomad sculpt it's called there it is.

There you go. Okay. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, highly recommend that, by the way, for people. It's, it's, it's inexpensive. and super feature-filled, and you can do all your 3-E shit really well on there if you wanted. Okay, that was it with that.

Now we got Bobby coming in. Yeah. Coming in hot. That Bobby's coming in hot. Bobby's coming in hot. You get used to the blue Discord logo and not the yellow one. Gosh, dang it. Especially after last night's A&TP recording.

Bobby's coming in hot. Yeah, he had a lot to do in post for that one. He did. Yes. in post and during. Yeah, during and post. He's good at that stuff, though. It's fun to watch.

Yeah, for sure. All right, let's play this sound. Science. Hey, it is science, and it's with Bobby, because Bobby talks about science and comes on the show and does it right here. Hi, Bobby Frankenberger. How are you?

I'm doing well. How are you? Excellent. It does feel like we just talked to you, but I'll bet you're tired. I had to take a break from editing, A&TP, speaking of that. I've been doing that all morning.

Yeah. How's that going? Going good? It's hard to tell. When you're this deep into it, you stop caring whether it's good or not. You just, just, all you care about is how close to done it is. Yeah.

When you guys record, I assume you're both just like, sometimes you're probably dreading anything Zencastr may throw at you that you weren't expecting, right? Zencastr's really good nowadays. Yeah. Is it better? This season, it's been pretty good. I'm used to

I'm used to all the trouble that Zincaster throws at us and everything so it doesn't really bother me too much honestly everybody complains about it but it's just like you know we came up in a time when Zencaster would

crash on you every two three times in the middle of those 20 person recording you know yeah you know really all in all we were pretty lucky last night we had one little hitch with one contestant and a little hitch with one of our judges.

But other than that, I mean, I think it could have done a lot worse. That's not even Zincaster. That's right. That was her laptop dying out because the battery died. Yeah. But Zincaster's good. People should use it if they're podcasting, especially

with multiple people. Multi-track recording. It's a whole new website. It's really good. We're not sponsored by Zincaster, but maybe we should. I need to get on the horse. I need to get on the horn with them and say, look. Yeah, tell them about how your show is completely dependent on that service and how they should

be advertising for it. Yeah, exactly. We push that thing to its limits and it mostly comes through with flying colors. Yeah, mostly. Mostly. Well, Bobby, it's good to have you here. We're going to talk about a science story that I actually found and through your direction because I'm weird this way.

Utah Connection. Yeah, that's right. I found a Utah connection. The headline is how climbers help scientists vibe with Utah's famous Red Rock formations. I have a lot of friends and family and myself at various times. I've hiked a lot of that stuff, including some of the that they mentioned in the article.

There are some incredible hikes and national parks and stuff in our state. It's otherworldly. It's like a different planet half the time. And most of the time I just think of it as, oh, okay, cool. Let's make sure we take nice care of it. But it's nice that people can hike some of this stuff. And the photos are beautiful. But it turns out there might be some geolone.

logical data derived from dummies going down there and doing their vacations there. So tell us all about it. How does it work? What's going on? Well, so what you're referring to is that there is recently an article that came out. You found this and it's all over the place. I didn't do a good job of finding, bothering to look at where the interview and everything originated from. but the one you sent me was on science news.

It was also reported on Arts Technica that there's these hikers and rock climbers, like you were saying, that scale these towers and blades formations that are really challenging to climb. And what geologists have started doing is getting in touch with these people and handing them seismometers, which are just devices. that measure the vibrations in the earth and in rock and everything. They give them seismometers, say, hey, while you're going up there, do you mind carrying this with you? And when you get up there, hang out for a little while and take some readings with these

seismometers and find out what you can find out. And so they've been doing that. And climbers have been doing a lot of help with scientists. They go up these rock structures, and they've been able to determine that this is the cool thing. They look really still. They're like parts, they're giant rock structures. It looks like parts of mountains, right? They kind of are.

But they're in constant motion, and that's what they're, that's what they've found out, is they're constantly moving and vibrating. and from things like the wind blowing across them can cause them to vibrate but also earthquakes tiny earthquakes from really far away there's constantly earthquakes happening in the earth we talked about that last week sure even human activity just you know and when we say human activity

we don't really mean like walking next to one but I mean like like an airplane overhead or something right like a helicopter like airplanes or or explosions from maybe mining or something like that. They even said in the article that ocean waves from, you know, really far away, from the ocean, really far away, can actually cause these structures to vibrate too. And this, these readings help them understand that. And they found that they vibrate as much as like one to 15 times a second.

Oh, geez. So what, does this freak anybody out who's, climbing up there and going, oh, no, this is all moving. We just didn't know it. We're going to die. I don't think they can feel it. And that's why they need these climbers to bring instruments up there because that's really the only way they can detect it. And it helps them to determine what's called the resonant frequency of the rock formations.

Do you know what resonance is? Resonance is like a constant wave, right? Like if you took it as a sound wave, it would be a consistent, sound wave, right? That the idea? Sort of. A sound that everything makes in the universe.

Yes. So resonance is, when we're talking about the resonant frequency of a thing, what you're talking about is is the, so whenever you tap something or hit something or when something vibrates, it's like a wave moves through it.

Like all the, you know, like all the molecules and atoms move in sync and a wave passes through it. And what the resonant frequency is, is the frequency at which if you, the technical definition is more like it's a phenomenon where the amplitude of vibration increases as you apply force at a period equal to that, it's natural ability to vibrate. So it's like what they do with bridges so that they don't sway too much, but they're always in motion because they're, they're, they're, they. They want resonance, right? It's the idea.

Yes, because if something vibrates at a natural frequency, if you apply a force every time that vibration wave comes up, if you apply a force down every time, then you will amplify that because you're hitting at it exactly the right moment to where none of the force that you're giving to it gets canceled out by the opposite vibration. It just adds to it every time. and so what they're able to measure by sending these seismometers up with hikers is what the resonant frequency is of these rock formations because everything has a resonant frequency

and why do you think it would be important to understand the resonant frequency of of rock formations like these well um if i was to guess and this is a complete guess it would be so that we'd get better at predicting change in those frequencies so that when like earthquakes or yeah yeah if a big earthquake something's going to finally hit the wasatch front or the wasatch fault which is like the big one we're all waiting for around here at least we've been told my whole life that that was going to be the one day the wassat fault's going to go nuts and we're all going to cave in and die right this maybe this gets gets us closer to being better prepared for small changes that may have bigger indications than we knew before that sort of thing i assume so yeah it has a lot to do with one of the one of the obvious benefits fits of understanding the resonant frequencies has to do with earthquakes. So, for example, one of the rock formations I talked about in that article was the Castleton Tower rock formation, and it had a resonant frequency of around 0.8 to 1 hertz. And so what that means is it, it vibrates about one time every second.

That's its natural resonant frequency. And that makes it vulnerable to large magnitude earthquakes. So understanding these types of things helps geologists to understand and be able to predict what could happen in the case of an earthquake. Even small ones, but especially large ones. And it also helps them to be able to model and understand and see what the geologic history, seismic history of the area is. by being able to understand what it's what it's vulnerable to and what it's susceptible to. Yeah, and it's our, you know, it's our damn planet. We want to figure shit out, right?

We want to know what happens when things happen. Yeah, because the more you know, the more you know, right? That's the whole reason we have that stupid animation. The more we know. Well, very cool. This, by the way, it was a geologist heading this up as somebody named Riley Finnegan at the University of Utah in Salt Lake City. That part's not important, but I just love a guy named Wright.

Finnegan. Finnegan. Yeah, Finnegan. I came here from Ireland to check out your dirt. It seems like your dirt is fine. Anyway. You've got big rocks here in Utah. It's like a veritable gold.

At the end of the rainbow here. All right. Excellent. I love this stuff. If you want to read more about it, science news. Citizen science is pretty cool. Yeah. You know, like astronomy has a lot of citizen science.

Bird watching. Yeah. There's tons of citizen science. Oh, yeah, our previous guest, Bill Duran loves to bird watch. He's a big fan of that stuff. Yeah, so does Nikki Ackermans from A&P. Speaking of A&P. Oh, I didn't know Nikki did that.

That's cool. Oh, she's a big birder. She introduced me to the apps that I use now to, every time I see birds, I, like, log the apps on an app in my area. Because it helps, it helps scientists to know what's going on. Yeah, yeah. Don't, some of this stuff happens with, like, um, amateur who the

telescope people what are they called astronomers astronomers yeah they've all got you know some relatively high powered but available

to the public type equipment and can't they contribute some stuff they probably can I know one of them found the meteor that almost hit Earth

and a deep impact oh right yeah that was a citizen right there but in all seriousness amateur astronomers have discovered many things that scientists have not. Because, you know, this space is real big. Yeah. Yeah. There's lots of space in it. Yeah. More space than you'd think. There's a lot out there.

You need a lot of people to look. Yeah. Those stars that number more than the sands of the sea, they always told me growing up. Is that still true? Do we think that's true? Still true. Well, there's more sand now, maybe. Because the sand, because we're not counting the sand under the water. We always count it just beach sand. So maybe it's, maybe if you counted every speck of dust on this planet, would that still exceed or under, would that still

under, be under how many stars? Is the universe infinite? Because if the universe is infinite, then... If it's infinite, somebody else is recording a show right now with booby Frankenheimann and he's got a beard and a mustache but it goes longer than yours and both of your eyes are fine.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, I heard someone say that one time. Like, if the universe is infinite, then there is another planet Earth out there that is exactly the same as us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No change. No difference. But then there are infinite numbers of Earths that are slightly different and then completely different. And we're not

talking about... Infant number of monkeys typing Shakespeare. It's the whole... We're not talking about a multiverse either. Like literally in our same universe, if it's infinite, it's out there. Yeah, they're out there doing what we're doing this very second. It blows my mind. Yeah, but they've got 300 million downloads per episode and they are set for life. That's the difference

between those guys. I think there's an edge. There's a... It stops. It stops. There's a ceiling to this. You kind of hit, you go, like, you're floating along, go, and they just, like, bounce back into the space again. You just can't deal with the thought that there's another Brian Ibit out there competing with you. Exactly. That other Brian Ibit, by the way, is totally fine, having a little bit of hobo poo in his food for all the night of the world. Right, that's the difference between him and me.

That's the big difference. Well, all right, this is always fun to hang out and talk about this stuff. Hey, Bobby, I know you have a show all about science. And in fact, it's called all-around science, but it's all about science. Tell me where to get it and what you guys are talking about on there these days. Well, I'm going to do my best to unconfuse people about the title of the show that you just did. It's all-around science. It's not your fault.

It's our fault for naming it all-around science. But, yeah, it's called All-Around Science. You should check it out. Me and my co-host, Morrow, we talk about science news and just things we're excited about in science every week. For example, this episode that came out yesterday, we finally, for a couple of weeks, we've been debating over whether a chicken egg, it was my belief that a chicken egg is a single, a very large single cell. And it was her belief that it's many cells, and she also has a degree in biological sciences. But I was holding firm, and we finally decided to dig in and talk about who was right and who is wrong in this episode. And we get to talk a lot about how baby chickens are made.

I like my cells over easy. That's how I like my cells. Scramble mine. Scramble my cells. I mean, it kind of is representative of a single-celled thing. Well, I guess I have to listen to the episode to find out where you guys land. I'm not going to tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But now I'm curious. This is a good promo that you did. This worked well. Would you say that the answer was somewhere? I don't do it. You got to watch it. Yeah, you got to watch it or listen to it. Check it out all around science wherever you get your podcast.

Bobby, have a great week. I'll see you next time. Bye now. Okay, Brian. Hey, I got a bonus mashup from Jamie called Fingers. It's a UC, which is unnecessary censorship. Oh, good. All right. So ready for the bleeps, the unneeded bleeps and bloops. The fake beeps and bloops. They're all yours now, everyone, so enjoy.

All right. Oh, my f*** is in my crotch. Okay. I like it to have it gently vibrating there all morning. The guy walks in with the most glorious I've ever seen. He was like the crystal gale of the... Okay. All right. So his length as opposed to bulk. Yes, correct. All we got was just something. some dude picking up heavy weights with his... Find out why my... is purple or whatever it is, you know? Go for it.

Oh, I'll never forget this. They had a vat of... Oh, geez, really? Yeah, like a big round steel. I don't know what, with just... And I don't know why. Hey, can I take that in the... I'm said, sure, I guess so.

And so she takes my whole... Back into the rear. Well, I like to spontaneously... Strangers. Does that count? It feels good in my earholes. All over your face. This is why I stopped doing...

I don't think the... Are you any better? Yeah, I don't think I think you're better. Happy she kept that going. I do, too. I'm a fan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, mast to get it away. We like it. Mmm. He has a big huge. Oh, does he? I thought he did. That is a big.

Yeah, look at the size of his up. My big takeaway from this is I'm hungry for Is that normal? Why am I hungry? I'm jealous of the big one. I want a big one.

Is that later? Yeah, about 96, when I got my first. I'm not saying I'm going to fuck this lady. I'm not going to probably ever do anything with her again. I did shave my because it was getting shaggy and unruly, and I kind of overdid the shave. How tiny or how big is that? So you see, on this, you see the top of that, right? The head of that is big and wide.

Yeah, yeah. Wider than the hole that's on the... So you've got a long slit, and you've got to put the bottom of the slit and then let the go to the top of the slit, yeah. If I put this in any place in any order, it's throat, then... not vice versa no don't put it in throat yeah you don't want that he just looks good look at him yeah whipping his around putting it in his pants his hole would open up and he would just you know stick it out there and i'm thinking well i'll just grab it with some fingers with the hand that's holding

the no big deal okay sure it's not like a giant can you can hold the with two fingers and do the with the other three if you need to exactly that's the theory wow holy child that was a beast that was a beast that was a well done jeremy that That was great. I wouldn't, I know most of what we talked about was nothing like what he bleeped. Yeah. I would be afraid to play the bleeped version to my mother-in-law. I'd be terrified for her to hear that.

Yeah. Because she would believe that we were saying all those things that had been bleep. That's how good that was, Jamie. That's the kind of pro you are. Some of those are bleep so well. I don't even remember the original context of what the hell we were talking about at the time. No, 90% of it. I don't remember any of it.

So I think that's a sign that you did good. All right. Real quick here, a quick email from Ben. He says, you guys need to check out Archive 81 on Netflix if you want something extremely creepy, weird, and great. That's it. War Eagle, Ben. I like all those things. Is that a series? I'm looking it up. Is that a series? A brand new series. Oh, no, maybe it's a movie. Now I don't know. Horror fiction, one season. So it is a series.

Maybe limited series. Number of episodes eight. Yeah, the art or the art thing at the front of the thing when you open Netflix looks really like my jam already, whatever it is. So this was definitely in my list. We will check it out. Who will get it first and may recommend it? Who knows. Who knows?

Is this foreign? All I have to do is watch one episode and Scott will stay away from it. It's like planting my flag. Well, it depends. If you do... I know, I'm kidding. Because I love the thing I'm going to talk about tomorrow. It's my favorite recommendation.

Oh, that's true. Yeah. Right. Loved it. Good. Oh, I'm so glad. All right. I wonder if this is a watch it with Tina or just watch it myself.

Maybe it's just watch it myself. self kind of thing what do they have under the parental they usually break down like how weird it is like if it's super violent yeah um she doesn't like scary right she not into the horror movies or is she she doesn't like horror movies uh mystery thriller with horror elements okay is it foreign uh standard found footage formula oh i like found footage when it's done right from uh yeah i'm okay with that um yeah i'll watch this good job ben you did it You made us interested. Okay.

What else? That's it. Patreon.com. Oh, it's brand new. 2022. Oh, yeah. It just came out, I think. Right?

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to a song to play? I don't think so. I don't think I have anything else other than the song. Oh, I do have one more thing. Sorry. Play retro tonight, 3.30. Be here for that. Oh, there you go. Yeah, be there for that. I don't have anything else to promote. Ham and I are recording a thing for soundography, but that's

just for patrons. Gotcha. Only they know about it. Only they know. Only they know. Dan, excuse me. Like, you just got into my, like, took that deep breath to do my intro. Dan wrote in and said, hello again. Walzer, a super fan here.

You've played Lantern. You've played a Puddle's Pity Party cover of Destroyer. How about a Walzer cover of 10 Cs? I'm not in love. Why? Because I won't be happy until Sophie Sputnik is famous. That's why. Also, it was my birthday on the 13th.

Well, that's all I needed, Dan. And that's the only reason I, that's the only reason you needed to give me. This thing's awesome. I'm a big fan of 10CC, and I really like this cover of I'm Not in Love. This comes from their single that they released last year. It's got a very cool, down-tempo, electronic vibe to it. Here are Walzer with I'm Not in Love. I'm not

A lot of Oh Oh I'm not love It's just a silly face I'm going through And just because I called you up Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made

I'm not in love, no, no It's because I'd like to see you. I'd like to see you. But then again, it doesn't mean you mean that much to me. So if I call you, don't make a fun.

Don't tell your friends about the two of us I'm there in love, no, no, it's because. I'm not I'm going to be able to see. I don't know. I'm going to see it. I'm going to be able to be able to be. I'm not going to say.

I'm going to say it. I keep your picture upon the wall it has a necessary that's flying there To give it back I know you know it doesn't mean that much to me I'm not enough no no

It's be good You will wait a long time for me Who are you wait a long time Who are you wait a long time for me Who are you wait a long time for me Do you wait a long time? Will you wait a long time for me? You need a long time.

I love It's I'm Yeah You know, uh, Oh, Yeah,

Uh, Uh, You know, You know, I'm going to This show is part of the Frog Pants Network. Get more shows like this at FrogPants.com. That's right, a super sloppy Hawaiian ring toss.