The Morning Stream - TMS 2275: Beef Lube

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

Assault with a Deadly Bunny. The slow fall of a fat man on a bike. Cocked Locked and Ready To Rock. Trader Joe's Horth Paith. Don't Pee on your Knees! Exit Vomit Is Your Vomit. Chafing my moist meat. This Whopper Doesn't Whop. Daily Recommended Bowl of Garbage. Korken?!? I Hardly Know Them! Everywhere all the time up the thing. Soaking in Beef Water. Appropriate Sucking. Bucky's Cheek-Lifters. Small Communities and Small Minds with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Coming up on TMS, assault with a deadly bunny. The slow fall of a fat man on a bike. Cocked, locked, and ready to rock. Trader Joe's Horthpath. Don't pee on your knees. Exit vomit is your vomit. Chafing, my moist meat. This wopper doesn't wop.

Daily recommended bowl of garbage. Corkin, I hardly know them. Everywhere all the time, up the thing. Soking in beef water. Appropriate sucking. Bucky's cheeklifters. Small communities and small minds with Stephen and Moore. on this episode of The Morning Stream.

It's been a long time since I got out of bed. I don't like getting out of bed. I like laying in my bed. Pickle lovers always insist on the proud pickle. Fuck off, Hariball. This is the Morning Stream. Good morning, everybody. Welcome back to TMS.

It's the morning stream from Monday, April 11th, 2022. I'm Scott. He's Brian. Hi, Brian. Hello, Scott. Hey, man. Hey, listen to the... Oh, go ahead. Back to the week.

Monday. Happy Monday. It is Monday. Gosh, dang it. We're loaded. We're cocked and loaded, as they say. Is that what they say? Do people still say?

We are cocked and loaded. Yeah, I think they say that. I think they do. Whoever they is, they're still saying it. You would definitely want to do those in the opposite order, though, right? You want to be, first you load, then cock. Yeah, why is that backwards? Cocked and loaded.

Yeah, that's wrong. Locked and loaded is probably the more... Oh, locked and loaded. Is the cocked one even a word, phrase? Hold on. No, cocked and loaded is not. Well, I want to say I've heard cocked and loaded, but... But Locked and Loaded is...

All right, goodnight, everybody. We'll see you on Tuesday. Yeah, see you tomorrow. We'll figure it out. Oh, here it is. Okay. So, Cocton Loaded is the... Oh, it's a movie.

Okay. How about... All right, so there's... Is it a Guy Ritchie movie? It feels like it's a Guy Ritchie movie. Oh, you know what it is? It's that Cocton Loaded L.A. Guns album. Or the...

I'm sorry, the Revolting Cox album. Do you remember them? I do remember the Revolting Cox. They got an album cover where he's holding the gun, where his wiener should be, and they call that cock and loaded. All right. If you did a great cover of Rod Stewart's, do you think I'm sexy? Oh, really?

Okay. Yes. Look forward to that one day on the show or possible. You probably played it on Coverville. No? I played on Coverville. I don't know if it would work for TMS. No, not so much.

So it's rough, yeah. Well, all right, then. It's nice to see you all. We hope you're cock and loaded and ready for a good time because we're here to bring it. I would like to make a local, oh, first, some consternation. It's not really a complaint to register, but someone else registered a complaint. We talked about that Ivermectin study that was like Lord of All Studies that kind of put all that to bed and said, yeah, this stuff doesn't do anything. I got the most angry, pissed off emailer

about that yesterday. Of course. Of course. He was so mad that we would say that that study finally put it to bed or put it to rest or that, you know, all these other smaller studies also said the same thing. The big study supported it, double-blind platform. What do they call it? There's a whole term for how extensive this study was. I forget what it is. A whole bunch of words. And he just wasn't having any. He just wasn't having any. He was like, no, you guys. He's, you know, he's, he's, he found the truth that he'd like to hitch his wagon to and, uh, heck with any other facts that come up. Yeah. Like, you know, so here's what I say. Go ahead and eat all the horse paste you want. do it go for it that's fine i you have my blessing to eat as much as that as you want go for it

eat it all day have it for breakfast lunch and dinner have a snack in between those slather it on your your wonder bread yeah brush your teeth with it do all of it do all the things a horse paste allows you to do in your life but don't email me about it or leave comments on youtube or whatever i honestly what do you think you're going to do convince me Like you're going to see it and say, oh, you know what? You're right. I've changed my mind. Bring on the horse paste.

Yeah. Hey, Kim, grab horse paste on your way home. Can we make some John Beliah with horse paste? Yeah, we're horse paste. I like horse paste. Horth paste. Or she's making, um, what was it? She's making some kind of curry.

Let's just swap in some horse paste. Oh, yeah. Exactly. Curry paste? Horse paste. No one will ever be able to tell the difference. Does Trader Joe's have horse paste? You know, I like their other stuff.

Maybe we can get some Trader Joe's horse paste. Anyway. Sure. Don't email me those things anymore. I mean, do if you want, but what are you doing? Like, why are you wasting your time? That's the stupidest thing ever. Stop it.

All right. Oh, do you know I made last night, Scott? What did you make? I'm talking about making food. I made pork green chili in the instant pot, and it is spectacular. It's not even, it's not even like super spicy, right? There's Poblanos and Serranos and Anaheim chilies in there, as well as tomatoos and garlic and onion. and, of course, pork, because you have to have pork.

But, oh, man, it was great. It was great. Are you flush with leftovers? Do you still have? I am flush with leftovers. I poured some on eggs this morning. Scrambled some eggs and covered them with, not covered them. Buried them.

Gently, yeah, exactly. I gently topped them with, uh. Okay. That doesn't sound too bad. That sounds actually quite good to me. I would eat that. It was quite yummy. Listen, man, if I ate breakfast, I would totally eat that.

I would have. Oh, that's right. Yeah, you're a faster. I just don't eat it. I'm used to it now where I just, it doesn't, I'm not hungry in the morning at all. Yeah. So I basically eat two meals a day. And I'll admit, sometimes dinner is the one you go a little crazy with.

Yeah. That's the problem there, right? Yeah, you only eat twice a day. Yeah, yeah, you go to your final meal there. As long as you're skipping of breakfast. And Noom's, you know, those things you do on Noom where you get educated, where they have the little recordings that you listen to, it's like, all right, well, here's, you know, how nutrition works. And here's how you can look the signs your body gives you as to when it's time to eat and that sort of thing. And they say, you know, it's totally fine to skip meals as long as you're not making up for them on the back end with, like, way more meals or bigger meals.

Yeah, that's the trick. Yeah, if you're not skipping, if you're skipping breakfast, but not like going a whole ham or whole hog at lunch, then, uh, yeah, I do okay at lunch. It's really dinner. That's the problem because it's, it's not even that, like usually Kim will make something. And let's say it's her jambalaya, which is healthy and lean and whatever. I'll eat a bowl of it. And that should be enough. But no, Scott has to go back for another bowl.

Mm-hmm. And even though I'm not eating rice, I'm eating a whole lot of freaking jumbalaya. It's the problem with being. foodies, Scott, is that we like the taste of food, you know? It's like, if we ate garbage, we'd be fine at stopping at a bowl of garbage. Yeah, if you, exactly. This is the problem. I don't know what to do about it.

It's just the way life is. Hopefully, really steps will help you with that. And then you can say, Brian, come on, get on the Real Steps bandwagon. And I can say, okay, we'll do that too. Yeah, we'll see what it's about. I may hate it. I don't know. It may suck.

I may get in there and go, man, what are you guys talking about? I'm sure. I'm sure we're waiting for you to come back and say, yeah, it sucks. I, you know, Wendy is doing a horrible job with this thing, and I won't support it. Yeah, that'll be the end of that, everybody. Right, yeah. So look at this here. Speaking of food, I went to a place yesterday with some old friends that I want to recommend if you're in Salt Lake City.

It's right downtown. It's called Tradition. Tradition. Which is kind of a, I don't know. It's a weird restaurant. Where do you guys want to eat? Tradition. Well, we can eat traditional food, but where?

No. The place is called Tradition. Tradition. Anyway. Turns into an Evan and Costello. Yeah. I hate those kind of things. So it sort of annoys me.

But anyway, tradition's the name of the place. And it is this wonderful little bistro bar slash food place. I don't know what else to call it. They have pretty simple menus, but everything on the menu is amazing. We went during brunch-ish time. So there's a little bit of crossover there in terms of what food you could get. I got the pancakes and chicken, which made some people sound like, oh, is I just like, Waffles and chicken, chicken and waffles.

Like, what is that? Kind of, except the way they prepare this chicken, dude. Oh, really? So it's not just fried chicken and waffles? No, it's more than that. It's like, I don't know what they glaze it. They put a bunch of stuff on it. It was insane.

It was so freaking good. It was too much, though. Like, I think it was too big of a meal, but whatever. Oh, wow. If you take John looked it up and said, all right, chicken and pancakes, maple oatmeal breading. Oh, maple oatmeal breading. Redding. Wow. Spice syrup, buttermilk pancakes, 14. Add eggs for two more dollars. Which I did. I added eggs as well. So I had some scrambled.

Eggs and chicken and pancakes. Yeah, I had a couple scrambled eggs there. And it was all fantastic. My wife got some kind of seasonal hash, they called it. Which sounds like a drug deal to me. Seasonal hash. Right. I don't know. It's right. Yeah, it's what Mary Louise Parker was making in the washing machine in that eighth episode of weeds. Yeah. She was a seasonal hash. the seasonal hash that's that season. I mean, I don't even know how that show it survived now. There's no weeds legal in California. So. Right. Exactly. It would be the most boring show ever. Right. It'd just be, it'd be a reality show about a weed dealer in California. Yeah, wouldn't, wouldn't work quite as well. Wouldn't have quite the sting. It wouldn't even be an edgy comedy. Sorry, Gengi Kohan. Yeah, no kidding. So anyways,

it was very good, but I went ahead. Some of our friends went with us. It's Lauren and Riley, this couple we've known forever probably since 2003 or or 4 or something and we get together once in a while and pandemic times were harder but we got you know we've been able to see them a couple of times

in the last six months anyway so we met up with them again super nice people always good conversation all that stuff and when I'm with people and I'm having fun and I feel relaxed and I feel part of a you know

a chill group you know I sometimes say things that are maybe a little embarrassing Uh-huh, okay. Like this show, I'll, you know, I'm comfortable here. Sure. I know you well enough and the audience well enough. I feel like I can just let things fly sometimes.

So yesterday, on the way out of there, we stopped at a small butcher shop that was a converted house. So the whole upper floor is like display and store and buy meat and do all that. And in the basement is where they do their thing and they work with local farmers and they kill one cow per week or something and then slaughter them in the basement. Yeah. Careers, Claire, yeah. Carter wasn't thrilled about any of this talk either, except she liked, she was, she was cool that they were like, if you're going to be a butcher,

be an ethical butcher, not one that's got like a million crowded cows in a tiny space or things like that. Exactly. So that's kind of what these guys are. We just kill one cow a week. That's all. Just one cow, but they don't keep them in, you know,

bins with too many cows or chickens all crammed together or any of that stuff. Anyway, so we're in there and Kim was getting, I don't know what it was, short ribs and something else that we're going to make tonight. night and a steak I think and the price is really good and it's just a nice little thing and they're super helpful anyway it's really good I wish I remember the name of the places I'd also recommend them but anyway while we're in there I noticed they have a big freezer section and in there are a whole bunch of tubs labeled different things and I thought ooh they make

ice cream here sure enough they have a they have these pink tubs with some kind of ice cream in it they make their own ice cream oh yeah but then right next to them they got beef large in a tub. Same size tub, different color, but same size tub, just says beef flour in the front of it. Don't get those confused. Make sure. Yeah. So I says, so I says to everybody. So I says. They're all standing over there. And I didn't really pay attention to who else is in the store at the time. But I went, I go, wow, that's a lot of lube for four bucks. That's what I said. And I made the old, you know, winky face at Kim. And she looks at me with daggers. I'm like, what? I'm always saying stupid stuff. What did I do? And she goes, there are kids in here and I look behind him or her and Riley and Lauren and there's like this little family with a bunch of little kids in there

and I'm over there making freaking beef lard jokes about Lou. Well the kids look at you like you know the eyes wide open mouths agape like I don't think they do what I was talking about yeah dad you know there was a phone

or a car conversation when they left but yes oh please people do not use beef lard as an effective loop no it's a very ineffective loop no no no this is not an endorsement beef lard for anything other than what you would use beef lard for what are the approved uses i guess i assume you could use it as a cooking oil kind of thing sure grease up your pan with some of that business yeah yeah raise your beef on it don't do it if you're cooking pancakes or uh yeah something

sweet but sure something savory why not yeah claire tell that to people in the 1800s brian well look back then they didn't have a lot of choice they were like ah we need a condom what you got oh this sheep's stomach here put that on so so what you're saying is is in the 1800s, that joke would have killed. Oh, what it killed, literally. Would have murdered hundreds, thousands possibly. So, yeah, that was embarrassing, and I felt a little bad. Well, embarrassment can be good for us, Scott.

It teaches us something about life and keeps us in our place. I went on a 15-mile bike ride on Saturday. How embarrassed? Oh, this isn't the embarrassing part. This is the embarrassing part, no. And did just, you know, great. Went up some hills and went up some, like, long, uh long inclines two mile long inclines and then had a really nice downhill at the in the middle and then

another nice downhill at the end and i get back home and i ride up onto my uh sidewalk uh to to to get ready to hop off my bike and carried into the house and uh unclip my left left foot because i've got clips uh you know the the clippless pedals so they like click onto the bottom of my shoes my left foot comes out just fine I kind of lean left so I can put all my weight on my foot however my bike wants to go to the right and slowly as I'm frantically trying to unclip my right foot

I just slowly fall over onto my side well once the tip starts what are you supposed to do you can't stop that you're just supposed to really quickly get your other foot unclipped and get out of it but you just can't like it's almost like the more you try the more you struggle

it's like those finger cuffs the more you struggle the less you know less you're able to get off of them or get out of them and of course the neighbors not the crazy neighbors but our neighbors across the street are outside they're like hey brian you're all right like watching they just watched the slowest collapse of a fat guy on a bike falling over sideways or you were you hoping nobody witnessed this you were like

I hope that was just me that saw this I was hoping nobody would see this. I was thinking, oh, you know, maybe I got away with this. And then I hear them across the way, Brian, you okay? Oh, man. I'm kind of laughing. And, well, at least it was only the two of them that saw it. Until I realized that, no, the ring doorbell, or actually our outside camera, we got it.

Oh, you have this? Please tell me you have this clip. If you look in your text message this morning, Scott. You can watch the slow fall of a fat guy on a bunch. Dude, this is great. All right. Hold on, everybody. I'm pulling it up so we can all view it together.

I'm so excited about this. This is how much I love you, Tadpool. I could have just deleted this and said, well, no one will ever have to see this. That's amazing. Okay. All right, chat, here you go. Let's get this up here. Let me blow it up.

Oh, come on. Don't be like this stupid computer. Oh, my hell. Hold on. Hold on you guys. Hold on. Hold on your butt. Fuck off, Haribol.

Ah, it's not it. Oh, that's not working. Okay, there we go. All right. Wait. Fuck off, Haribol. Why does it keep switching to that? This is the morning.

Go back. All right, there he goes. Boom. Oh, that's good Biff. That's a good Biff. Yeah, it's a good bit. I don't know why it keeps losing it. It's slow because that's what it's like.

It's like you're just like, oh, oh, oh, I can't get my foot out. Oh, no, oh no, oh no. Landed on one of Tina's solar lights for her garden. Yeah. And a little metal stand that she puts her peonies on. Yeah. And then just basically was kind of tied up in the bike for a little while until I could kind of pull one of my legs out.

Now, you know, let's also put some. stuff in uh in context here this i don't know if you have the camera i do i do yeah i mean i could have looked at that on repeat for hours but yes i'm back on you oh look at that look at that is that from the um is that from that brick you got your bricks set up yeah the stone bricks the the uh whatever that is the uh raised patio the brick patio man so bummer dude but also amazing footage that's incredible I love it I really

I will be completely honest I wrestle back and forth on if I was going to share that or not like if I was going to put it on the show I was like you know what why not yeah

we're a hundred percent transparent we're 100 percent oh hell yeah giving of our embarrassments on this show and so yeah

I had this happened yesterday since the neighbors got to see it why not you guys yeah why not everybody exactly we're all your neighbors of a sort anyway when I

I replied to it, or I did a TikTok on the toilet yesterday, and some guy says, are you pooping? And I was like, yeah, yeah. A toilet TikTok? Yeah, I was like, of course I was pooping. Like, yes, that's why I was in the bathroom. That's why I was on there. So why not? We're just letting ourselves fly.

Our freak flags are flying. Brian fell off a bike, and now you've seen it. I was pooping. Let me answer some questions came up, too. Jedi 71 says, somehow I rode bikes for 40 years without being clipped in. I don't understand the point of them. um they're they're really good like when you're going uphill you can actually work both feet so as you're pushing with one you can actually pull up the other pedal with the other foot and it reduces your your it distributes your energy consumption oh i always thought it was uh because they just you wanted to lock them in so it wouldn't fall off of them and maybe that's part of it but it i didn't know that i didn't know that was the reason oh no you you you you know it's very hard to fall off your your pedals i mean i guess you could your your feet could slide off of them but sure um and then ret law seven says wait why are you going to the front

door don't you park in the garage i would but the bike i'm trying to sell is still in the garage waiting for uh somebody on facebook marketplace or next door or all the places i've put it i need to sell that bike before i can put this one in the garage so this one i keep in the house um i could keep the one i'm trying to sell in the house but it makes it tougher if somebody wants to see it well worry not everybody i will make a giff of this amazing moment oh great will you It will exist forever in our lives. That's fantastic. I love that.

All right. Well, well, well done, everybody. And I'm sure, you know, the one thing that made me glad because I saw the way you fell, I was worried you're going to just wreck your back on that stone. I know. Well, here's what I was worried about. That solar light is a metal rod that comes up and has like a little light on the top of it. It is, you know, there is a point at the very top of that that,

that I easily, if I landed correctly on that thing, easily impale myself. Ooh, self-impailment sounds bad. Yes. And then that video takes a whole darker turn. Oh, my Lord. Just gnarly, man. Well, I'm glad you're okay. Isn't the main thing.

Yes. And now you got a little warm-marked. I'm just fine and, you know, embarrassed, but whatever, it's, you know, like I say, a little embarrassment is good for the soul. It keeps you humble. Yeah. And for anyone out there going, I'd never do that. Hey, where are you on your bike?

Get on your bikes. How about that? Oh, yeah. No, it happens guaranteed. It happens to everybody with clippless pedals at some point. The worst time it happens is like at a red light. When you stop and you, you know, you stop at a red light, you're next to a bunch of cars. And then you start leaning the way, the opposite way, your foot is planted. It's like, oh, yeah, no. Yep, it happens. Well, all right. Now on to this. Hey, look who it is. It's our old pal Brian Dunaway, who I feel like I feel like I. I haven't seen a long time because we had to can film sack this weekend for travel stuff and

bummed me out, but mostly because I didn't get to hear all my friends. So, Brian, how are you doing there, man? Oh, hi, Scott and Brian. I'm doing pretty good. It's Monday. And this is a short week. Only four days of work. Yes. Oh, wait. Why? What's the deal? Oh, we got Good Friday on Friday. And then, of course, we was at work, I would say, it's good Friday. And then once somebody would say, oh, what's so good about it? Oh, shut up, grumpies. Yeah, man, good Friday, and then you get your Easter there, you know, that'll be fun. And then, and so I guess we're recording Saturday this week when we do find you going to be. We'll be between Good Friday and Easter, so it'll just be so, so Saturday.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it'll be a Jesus sandwich is what we're having. Anyway, it's good to have you here. We're going to play a game because that's what we do on Mondays. Brian Ibit here has the explanation and what our winners could win. Yeah, so welcome to the morning. FAS is a trivia game where I'm actually going to be giving you two the answers. I'm going to be giving Scott and Brian a category and six possible answers, three of which are

correct and three that are incorrect. Depending on how confident they get with a category, they can provide one, two, or three guesses, but if they get any wrong, they get zero points for that round. If they guess one, get it right, they get a point. If they guess two and get them right, they get three points. And if they guess all three answers and get them right, they get five points. The player with the most points after three rounds wins the prize for their contestant and we're pulling contestants

for members of the tadpool that aren't here aren't here with us live no no they're off doing something maybe they're working maybe they're sleeping I don't know they might be in the chat room sure well then they could then they would be able to be here live oh that's good okay that's a good point or

list they're in there if they are in there then I'm taking their prizes yeah they are out see either of their names yeah by the way their names are they're both a Pacific time zones so maybe they're maybe they are sleeping actually. Scott, you're going to be playing for Alex or Senraven from

Hayward, California. Brian, you're going to be playing for Chuck Cornbrot from Portland, Oregon. Chuck Cornbrot is an amazing name. Chuck Cornbrot. Yeah, he's the evening news guy there, the local evening news. I like both Chuck and corn in my brot. Yeah, that's a good

combo. That's fantastic. Why is it Alex or Sen? I don't get that one. His real name is Alex. His avatar name is Sun Raven. Oh, I got it. For short. All right. I thought it was because we didn't know.

But now I get it. Now we know. Now we know. It's like one of these. It's one of these guys. I don't know who it is. Knowing is half a battle. All right.

Well, let's, let's, let's, uh. You okay over there? Yeah, it's fine. When Brian paused, I hit this thing like, it just made, it was just a weird moment of like dissonance. It was weird. All right, let's get into this thing. Your first category is dog breeds with a white coat. So I'm going to give you six dog breeds.

Three of those that have white coats. Cool. That have white coats that, you know, whether it's before or after Labor Day. Your choices are the Belgian Malinois, the Cairn Terrier, the Japanese spits, the Visla, the Bijon fris, and the Maltese. None of these are like. Doberman Pincher or something easy. No, that would be too easy. Are they only white-coated?

Or can they have other, can they be very? Only white-coated, I believe. I checked, I looked at all of these. White-coach power. Weird. Yeah, and the photos that came up only showed white coats for the three that have had them. Okay. Okay, okay.

This is hard then. I think we're going to go with, I haven't heard of most of these. I haven't heard, I've only, I'm, oh, I know, I know. This is a bad one. I'm going to randomly pick those. Perfect. Okay, all right. And by random, I mean, just the top row.

Yeah, you've only picked the top row. This is interesting. So neither of you guys picked the same thing. Brian Dunaway picked the Belgian Malinois and the Malinois, and Scott picked, or I'm sorry, and Brian also picked the Visla. Scott, you picked the Japanese. bits in the Maltese. I'm happy to say that. Scott, you get three points for the round.

The Japanese fits, the Maltese, and the Bijon fris, all have white coats. Oh my lord. If you're going to get them wrong, I got two of them wrong. That's pretty good. The Visla is you know that dog because of the meme of the brown dog looking directly at the camera going

really? I don't know. Oh, I do know that. That's a Visla? That's a Visla. The brown with a big ears looking at The only Maltese I know is the Falcon, and the rest of them, I know what a terrier is. Sure. And that Maltese falcon wasn't white. So I see what you did there.

Yeah. I got back what you did. Oh, yeah, I'm looking at some Maltese here. They are all, well, some are a little off white, but mostly they're white. Yeah, those are the dirty ones. Is it just dirty? Roald in poo. Some of them are kind of blondeish, but yeah, fair enough.

That's a lot of white dogs. All right, fair enough. And by the way, well done, Claire. She actually had these fairly quickly. She knows her dogs. The Claire knows the dogs. Yeah, she won't eat beef or chicken, but she'll eat dogs. So she knows it's up.

It's got. All right, let's get on to our second one. These are discontinued jelly belly flavors. Discontinued jelly belly flavors. Your choices are. Pomeranet, peanut butter, cantaloupe, eaten mess, honey, and licked. Eaten mess. Eat mess.

If you've watched the British Bake-Off, Eatin' Mess is like a strawberry shortcake. It's, well, it's more like a, it's whipped cream with strawberries and chunks of meringue mixed into them. And it was named after the college, the UK college, where it was created. I'm a little disappointed. None of these are the Harry Potter gross jelly belly flavor.

I know, right? Bugger and vomit. Nobody wants vomit. Anyone who ever says they wanted that, freaking forget it. Nobody, no. Yeah, nobody ever wanted it. Brian, you're going to pick something here? I see you an empty mess.

I'm really struggling on this one. I'm really there. I picked that one. That looks like something they would make one time ago. That was a horrible mistake. Sure. All right. All right.

Let's see how you guys did. You both picked cantaloupe. And Scott, you also added. Eatin' Mess. Eat in Mess, yeah, a discontinued jellybilly flavor. However, cantaloupe still, I believe, still available or was never available as a jelly bully flavor. These must have all been, these must all be jellybilly flavors in those three.

Peanut Butter, Honey, and Eaton Mess are the three that are... Interesting. I knew licorice is still there because I love licorice. Peanut butter not being there is insanity to me. I can't believe that's not there. That's crazy. Yeah, that they don't have it. anywhere, they discontinued peanut butter?

Yeah. I'm wondering if it was an allergy issue. Oh, maybe if there's real peanut oil in there. Peanut butter flavor, I just, would that really be peanut butter? But that's the thing with jelly bellies. The reason they get them so close is often they use ingredients that are like, you know, that could be real peanut butter oil. Some kind of jelly belly shrill?

Get out of here. Yeah, it could be. I don't know. Because you know how you eat the butter popcorn one and you're like, holy shit, that's just like I ate butter popcorn. I don't know how they do it. They're wizards. The juicy pear is spot on. y'all really think the butter popcorn tastes like butter popcorn yes yes yes what do you think it tastes like you guys ever had butter popcorn yes yes quite sadly far too often yeah it's not i'm not saying it's i'm saying it's almost a little bit too good because you want the consistency is this gooey freaking bean and so it does throw you like well this tastes like popcorn but i'm eating it in bean form it seems wrong but it still tastes like pop it tastes like butter popcorn you think it tastes like butter that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like

drinking nesley strawberry quick and going this tastes like strawberries no it tastes like other imitation strawberry stuff i will and then there is that right there's there are things that taste like that the nerds banana or not nerds the runts banana do not taste the thing like banana but there is a very unique flavor to the it tastes like all banana things right so yeah yeah however buttered popcorn jelly bellies taste just like buttered i agree brian and air of one accord on this point absolutely a lot of people disagree yeah Uh, by the way, I've been to the jelly belly factory in, I want to say Fairfield, California. It's up there in the north of San Francisco.

I did installations all up and down the coast there. And I had some extra time. I decided, yep, I'm going to, going to, uh, the jelly belly factory. And it was great. It was so much fun. Yeah. They give you a, like, free samples on the kind of stuff. Yeah, you get a lot of free samples.

And then there is like, um, you can get bags of just the flavor you like. So instead of saying, like, like, like, you get a lot of, like, like, you get a lot of thing. Like, all right, give me another mix. You can say, all right, give me a bag of all juicy pear. Give me all Dr. Pepper. Oh, my gosh. That's one of those flavors. Yeah. Now, those don't taste like Dr. Pepper. Those are bad. That tastes just like Dr. Pepper. Literally put Dr. Pepper in it. No, they don't. No, they don't. They're not. I mean, look, I know it's controversial. It's no good. All right. We got one more category and Scott's leading by three points. So Brian, you need to make a move if you want to make a move.

Time to make a move, son. All right. Our last category is IKEA products. Things you can buy at IKEA. We have the Corkin, the Bladra, the Bogowie, the Frack, the Boom, Boom, and the Svetige. So these are things that are not or are? These are things that are. The three of those are actual IKEA products.

Three of them are not IKEA products. And the ones we want to choose are the ones that are IKEA products. But you want to choose the ones that are. So I don't want to choose things that are not what you're saying. You do not want to choose things in this list that are not IKEA products. Because they all sound like IKEA products. Every single one of these damn things. That's kind of the way this thing goes.

Yeah. Because if, you know, they didn't sound like if they were like Whopper, Big Mac. Right. But no, you can see why I would ask the question, are we eliminating the ones that are or aren't. you are selecting the ones that are. I know, because previously it was not jelly belly flavors. So I get it. I know where you're going from. You see where I'm coming from.

All right. I'm locked in now on this here. All right. Looks like both of you were locked in. Oh, look at what we've got going on here. All right. So, uh, again, you guys went with different choices. Scott, you picked, uh, frack and bladre. Uh-huh.

Uh, Brian Dunaway, you went with the corkin, the Bogui, and the Sverige. I'm happy to tell you that the frack, or the, sorry, the frack, which is a mirror, a frack and the bladra, which is a box. Look at that. I'm not blasting it away today, man. The corkin is a box, and Bogui, Boom Boom, and Svaryish are nothing. Absolutely nothing. Boom, boom, I had a feeling was absolutely nothing.

But I'll tell you what here. They made a speaker system. Yeah, they could call it the boom boom, but it'd have like an umlaut over it, like two umlouts over two of the O's or something. But this, uh, they do have a speaker, actually. They sell Bluetooth speaker. Oh, is it any good? I have no idea, but they should call it the boom, boom. Yeah, they should call it the boom boom.

We should call it the bladra boom boom boom. Yeah, just combine that. It's fun. All right. Well, look at me with them out away. Look at that shutout. Wow. Take that.

Put that in your pants and rub it around. Okay. So we have a winner. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Who wins, Brian? And what do they get? Yeah, the winner is Senraven from Hayward, California.

Sorry, Chuck. You're going to be getting the games from Steam, Observer, which has some weird characters around it, and Curbel Space Program. Also, a very cool game, yeah, on both those great games. But don't worry, Chuck.

You're going to be having fun with friends for years to come with Jack Box Party Pack 4. Yes. That's right. Look at that, Chuck. You got the better game. That's what Scott. always does oh i don't know about that in this case okay he got the better multiplayer game and those

other two cases those are those are 100% single player experiences so uh but you can't you can't listen to scott he thinks butter jelly bellies butter popcorn tastes like butter popcorn yeah they do yeah they do what they say they do and they do it's just like the vomit one tastes like vomit i tried one of those and it's a nightmare i'll never do it again why why would you i would never i was dared because you have to to see no you don't I was dared to do it. I mean, if we walk by a dog pile of poop and it's it, you got to try that poop, would you eat it? No, because that's real poop.

This is simulated vomit flavor. Yeah, this simulated vomit. We know it's not actual vomit. I don't want it. I don't want it either way because someone had a vet that. Someone had to know what the comparative was. Yeah. No, I'm sure there's a whole warehouse full of people.

I have to test these things probably. Right? It's like, nope, I've had dog poop. and this is not it. Yeah, every, I don't know, 50th bean that comes through, old lady Doris, Inspector 5 has to take a bite of the vomit bean. That's just the rules, man. I don't make these rules.

That's what happens over there at the bean place, the bean place. The bean place. Congratulations, is the point. And well done. If it knows, he's been to the bean place. Yeah, he's been to the bean place. I've watched them make the beans. I even watch them vomit and so they can, you know, really make sure they get that accurate.

vomit flavor now see vomit's different i guess i guess vomit is fine because everybody's tasted vomit right yeah but not somebody else's vomit it's but it's supposed to come it's exit only probably all taste the same but it's but it's exit only right so you got your exit you don't want to do an intake even if it's fake vomit i don't want like the intake is somebody else's vomit no matter whether it's fake or not exit vomit is your vomit different vomit right either way it's acidic and terrible No, I still think the human experience is it tastes the same. It's mostly, mostly what you're tasting is stomach acid with a little bit of whatever else you had. This is a really gross discussion.

It's gross. It really is. All right. So, hey, here's the deal. Dunaway and I tomorrow, 3.30 Mountain Time. Talking about all those four-player freaking beat-em-ups from Konami. Yeah, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the X-Men. and what was the other one?

Simpsons. Yeah, it was a big one. Yeah. We're going to talk about the first one, the first turtles, as well as the one that everybody loves, turtles in time. Yeah, the Ness or SNS version of the game. Well, that was the arcade version, too. Oh, was that in the arcade?

I couldn't remember. Yeah, that was the one most people. I remember the port being not as good as the arcade or something. I don't remember. That's why we're going to dig in. We're going deep. That's play retro tomorrow. If you're not sure what that is,

well, it's a new podcast. It's been around for like 14 episodes. And you should be listening to it. So check it out wherever you get your shows or watch us live tomorrow afternoon at 3.30 Mountain Time right here at frogpants.tv. Brian, is there anything else you'd like to say today? On my toe. Oh, don't do that. All right. G.C. Tanner's little get-about device thing. Yes, I did. Yeah, that he's bringing to Vegas. Yeah, pretty cool. That is pretty cool. You know, you can wheel that right up to the crap stick. Table.

Totally fine. I've seen people use those in Vegas all the time. Oh, for sure. Yes, absolutely. 4% of the overall city's transportation has done on one of those. That's right. You'll be great. Exactly, yes.

All right. I think that, and he finds out today if there's any surgery involved. Exactly, yeah. The final decision on whether or not he's coming will be today, but I'm sure that with this setup, he'll be fine. We're pulling for you, man. All right. For sure.

Here's this. It's time for the news, and it's brought to you by... Brought to you by Jeannie in our chat room. She's been moderating since before moderation was cool. That's right. Hey, Gene, you didn't expect that, did you? No, that'd be fun to sneak that in there. She's taken back.

She's, well, what? She's like, wait a minute, what? I'm not even sure she's here right now. I haven't seen her type anything for a while. She might have left to, you know, like, oh, I'm not going to listen. Did she miss it? That would be so funny. Ah, someone will let her know.

All right, let's get to the, today's news stories. Yes, please, please. Big news today. Alla, Aliquippa, junior high school? That's how I would say you're Aliqua, yeah. Okay, I think that's right. It's probably a Native American name or something. Junior high school enforcing limits on snacks starting Monday.

That's today. Aw. Yeah, junior high school is limiting what snacks students can take to school starting on Monday. The district posed new rules. or posted them on Facebook, which has hundreds of comments and shares already. It said that due to excessive amounts of snacks being brought in, each student will only permitted to have one bag of chips and up to four ounces, or up to four ounces and one closed drink up to 20 ounces.

What if, I mean, does it have to be chips? Closed drink. I don't, yeah, they are specific about chips. I wonder if it can be crackers, can it be, uh, yeah, I mean, pretzels or, uh, yeah, what, what, what can you? it be what uh i know yeah it's really weird it's such an interesting rule and i'm but there's so many questions that it raises uh raises up you yeah yeah some parents say it's uh that it's reasonable uh this one says here's a quote i've seen some of the snack kids uh kids are bringing

into school when i drop my daughter off says parent jenisha walker i'm asking like are they set up uh setting up a small store why are they carrying a variety box of chips and two liters of soda into school. I imagine they're putting the rest in their locker. I mean, I can't imagine they're eating one of those variety boxes of Fritos, you know, all the different Frito-Lay products. That's hilarious. She's good at Costco. Yeah.

In one day, although, you know, they're kids. They're kids. Maybe they've got a plan. Maybe they're sharing. Maybe that guy's selling. He's like a little entrepreneur and he's selling his extra soda. I don't know. It's like cigarettes in prison. Yeah, he's like red. He can get you what you need. The Fritos, Frito scoops? Yeah, you want some free scoops. Oh, we're out of

scoops. But I'm taking, I got these. What are those little horn ones? What are those called? Bughles. Bugles. I got bugles. Put on your finger to pretend that you're wolverie. I got bugles.

You got new funnions? Oh, we're all that of funnions. All that of funnions. Exactly. It says here, other parents are furious at the new rule because it also applies to students who pack their lunch and lunches will be searched. Quote, I kind of see their view as far as lunch goes. They are monitoring how many snacks they are bringing into lunch. School board members tell me she thinks this is the place for safety or they're doing this.

safety reasons. After seeing the news last night and seeing there are districts that are dealing with kids bringing items into school. South Al-Gahaney just had six students. They had edibles. We don't need to put our children at risk. We have to make sure they are safe within our buildings, says the school board. Just because one kid brought that. Don't make everyone life help. It was like, oh, that's why they're doing it. It's because of animals. Like, no, you could probably still shove like a handful of gummies in your edible gummies in your pocket and they won't get searched you're right you're absolutely right put a little baggy next to your baggy if you know what i mean it's the it's the right exactly they're you know everyone's just speculating oh no it's probably

because of i don't know uh obesity and health reasons yeah and uh then there's also that last sentence has one more oh the superintendent philip woods fill up woods uh told me some students selling or trading snacks, which is causing arguments and distractions, so they want to minimize that, yeah. So I think there's a little bit of this. This is kind of a haggle system going on. Sure. But what do you expect?

You know what? They are going to learn something from that. I hate to tell you, like learning out of haggle with your fellow students is actually kind of a valuable experience. Yeah, it's like you learn about market. You learn about profit and loss. You learn about supply and demand. I feel like it's like an econ, econ thing.

Maybe more than they're getting out of their econ 101. one up the hall with Mrs. It's the fact that they spent all this money on a snack machine and the kids are going to Costco and bringing their own. I wouldn't be surprised if that was it. Yeah. That's always part of it. Let them control the means of production and distribution.

That's what they want. All right. Speaking of food and stuff that's not good for you necessarily, a solid chocolate bunny was used as a weapon in an assault to a store clerk. This is no good. Just in time for Easter. Yeah. And this happened in April 1st, which, you know, was no joke to this guy.

Oh. Police say in this place called Brandon, where is this? California? Texas, I think. Texas? Oh, Canada somewhere. Canada, okay. I don't know.

Oh, yeah, sure enough. CBC. Let's see. April 1st, police say it was no joke. 27-year-old man is accused of stealing from a business and assaulting an employee with a solid chocolate bunny. Not one of these hollow bastards that used to get when you're a kid and be mad. Put the chocolate bunny back in the box. Offices were called Thursday afternoon after man stole merchandise from a business near, it doesn't matter where it is.

Let's see. An employee who confronted the shoplifter was hit with us with a Mr. Solid brand chocolate bunny. Mr. Solid. That was my nickname in high school. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Chocolate bunny. Not Mr. Solid, but chocolate.

Oh, chocolate bunny. I got it. Yeah, yeah. Let's see, Mr. Solid. I'm just trying to see if I can buy any of these. Can I get this? Oh, it's music. There's a band called Mr. Solid.

Oh, really? A band called Mr. Solid? Yeah, that's not interesting. I want the chocolate deal. Yeah, if you look at, if you do a search for Mr. Solid Bunny, then you find it. And made by Hershey's in Canada. Oh, Hershey's has a deal in Canada, do they? Yeah. Nice.

Solid milk chocolate bunny and a character on the front that looks a little bit like Bugs Bunny. Oh, all right. I put a link in the chat room. A little bit of, a little bit of, you know, brand lifting there. A little bit of the old, uh, oh, hey, look at that. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, he's very, he's, I think if you, if you just make his, his, uh, nose area white. Yeah. Then it's, then it's, then it's bugs bunny. I think that's the only difference right there. There you go, Jack. Do you guys see that? That's, oh, they're doing the thing on them.

They're doing the thing on the box that people do on YouTube, uh, thumbnails. They got this, like, white outland around the bunny there. Smash and subscribe. Interesting. I would eat that. Things I wish I would have known before I ate this chocolate bunny. That's right.

The whole thing. It doesn't say how big it is though compared to like a person's hand, but I assume it was big enough to hurt somebody. It says here the employee suffered minor injuries. The accused shoplifter ran away but was found and arrested nearby. While still in possession of stolen merchandise, the man was released from custody and will not appear in court. and will appear in court on charges of assault and theft under five grand.

This is not an April Fool's Day joke, says the police in their news release. Well, thanks, police. Oh, yeah, it's also close to the Quick Bunny. Both bugs and the Quick Bunny have different coloration around the nose and mouth. This one is just like a solid gray bunny with gray hair, a tuft of gray hair sticking out of the top. That's how you get away with it. You make some subtle changes, and then you say, It's not Bugs Bunny at all.

Don't sue us, Warner Brothers. Exactly. We're your friends here in Canada, Canada. All right, my favorite, not really my favorite, but one of my, I think burgers are better right now at Burger King for whatever reason than most fast food places. I don't know why, but just better at the moment. They quit putting so much of that fake smoke flavor in it. That was bad.

Oh, yeah, right. To make it sound, oh, this is, we promise this was flame broiled. It's like, you don't need to overdo it with whatever that is. Just like, it's fine without it. Yeah, they used to. braise them to and I don't know if they still do right where they put them on the grill but then they have them in water

like in a hot like what do they call those a not a steam cabinet but they have them like in a water bath keeping them warm oh I didn't know that yeah I don't know if they still do that but does the water keep them warm that's how that works

the water keeps them warm keeps them moist that sort of thing yeah I don't know it seems like a bad way have a moisture in your burger, but whatever. I'm trying to remember what that's called. I mean, it's also called brazing, but there's also like a, like what they call those pans, steamer pans or something anyway. A meat moisture.

Yes, exactly. A wet meat maker. I'm looking it up. It's not marinating, Claire. It's something, I know what Brian's looking for and I cannot think of it. It's definitely not a meat moisture. Not broiling. that's a different that's just a cooking method yeah let's see here um burger king let's see frozen beef pad

is replaced on a conveyor belt that leads into an oven with open flames for about two minutes and then they're placed in proper hoppers i don't know what proper hoppers maybe it's a proper hopper that's a proper hopper oh he was so good in water world loved him in that proper chafing dishes thank you solomio that's what i was looking for chafing yes yeah they're getting chafed that's right Yeah, that way when they're all done, they can say, hold on, hold on, I got it right here. When they're all done, they can say, I have the chaff. I have the chaff. Because they've been chafed in the chafing dishes.

Now they have the chaff. That's right. Anyway. They still do it, but I know they at some point they. They might still. Who knows? But all I know is the last wopper I had was actually really good. And I was surprised.

But anyway, Burger King. So you're a full, full on wopper. It was a full-on wopper, full-size wopper. Yeah. Which are less calories than a Big Mac or a, what's the other one that's comparable? I can't remember now. Wendy's double or something. Might be a double.

Yeah, Woppers are good. They got like lots of veggies on them and stuff too. I don't know. I'm surprised how much I liked it. Yeah, that is, the wapper, the veggies on a wopper is great. Yeah, 677 calories in a whopper. Yeah. Still, you know, fair amount of calories.

But to get just that and avoid the fries, you'll be all right. Big Mac, 563 calories. Oh. A hundred and ten calories less. I was under the opposite impression. I was too. I was totally with you on that because I thought, oh, yeah. Well, you know, they make up a lot of that with, uh, there's two patties in the Big Mac.

There's only one in the Whopper. The bread is double, triple layered. Um, that should add more to it. What else is the, and they got that weird sauce? I'm telling you, something's weird there. That's weird. Even a jumbo jack is only 570 calories with cheese. Is that a jack-in-the-box thing?

Yeah. I never got there. The last jack-in-a-box I went to was that one in Vegas that time where I saw that guy shooting. Oh, yeah, doing heroin in the bathroom stall, yeah. Oh, yeah, I love jack-in-box. A, Wendy's classic single, 465 calories. But I can't remember. Does that one actually have lettuce and tomato and stuff on it, or is it?

I don't know. Does it? I don't know. Dave's single. Let's see here. Oh, it does. Totally. Let's tomato.

Pickles, onion, yeah. Shoe. Someone's shoe. Someone's shoe. It's a little footprint right there. We get a shoe in there. That's old-fashioned. Well, anyway, it's a very old-fashioned way of doing it.

You just step on it and then you cook it. Burger King is being sued by customers who claim the Whopper is smaller than advertised. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. Plaintiffs in the lawsuit, which was filed on March 28th in the U.S. District Court in the Southern District of Florida are seeking monetary damages for anyone who was deceived by Burger King's average. advertising, although the filing does not name a monetary target. Burger King does not comment on pending or potential litigation, says Burger King's spokesperson.

When CBS tried to find out what's going on, they don't want to talk about it. Yeah, it feels like that's everywhere. Like, it never looks just like it does in the pictures. No place. No, no fast food restaurant. Maybe it's a size issue. And if they're claiming it's a size only. The fact is they're complaining that it's called a whopper and it just doesn't whop when it lands on the

table. Like when you plop that thing, it doesn't go whop. Yeah, if they doesn't make a wop sound, what are we doing? It says, it also asked Burger King to either stop selling overstated menu items or change its advertising. Let's see. They claim the size inflation doesn't stop at

Wopper, noting that ads also overstate the size of menu items like the Impossible Burger, the Big King, and the bacon double cheeseburger among others. Yeah. Filing points to YouTube and social media comments about Burger King food items really is that admissible in court all right exactly let me draw your attention to burger lover 69 who says this whopper is smaller than expected you can't have that you can't

have that into the record that seems dumb to me well whatever it says some bloggers are complaining about the difference between the advertised copy and reality of the food to be sure food industry is known for portraying their products and advertisers making food look juicier in commercials then it might be on the plate. Lawsuit claims the issue has more importance given to the highest inflation in 40 years and the pressures on consumers' budgets. So that is one thing for sure. They're all claiming record profits, but they're all racing their prices.

Lame. I don't like that. No. If you're having record multi-billion dollar profits and you're still like, well, I'm going to have to charge two bucks more for this, for this Big Mac, F off. What are you doing? you're the ones making you're making it happen like yes there may be some some uh you know

wrong ingredient uh inflation happening but the inflation's coming out of you because if you got record profits you you don't need to raise prices ah i hate it i hate it it it's annoying me right now register a complaint yep oh i'd like to i'd like to register a complaint just kidding i you guys know what i mean uh final oh you know what uh we'll save this for tomorrow because we're going to take a break. When we come back, Stephen Schlecker will join us. He is from Major Spoilers.com, and of course has plenty to talk about today.

So we'll get to that in a second. Before that, we need music. Brian, play a song. I will play a song for you. This is a band I had never heard of before, but, man, I love him. And it's almost as if you took The Underworld. Do you remember the band The Underworld?

I do. Carl Hyde used to be Fruer with a song called Doot Doot, and then he did some, like, New Wave albums, and then he came out with like Born Slippy and Harder, stuff if you took that harder edge stuff and you had Natalie Don from Pamplemose doing vocals oh they'll give you a little bit of a little bit of an idea of what you're what to expect with a band called HV-O-B I can't pronounce it

maybe it's an IKEA piece of furniture who Bob HV-O-B they are I believe from Germany I think I'm looking to see they sure perform a lot in in Germany I'm actually performing all over that part of of Europe, Antwerp, Stuttgart, Amsterdam, Nuremberg, Leipzig, Budapest, and Vienna. So all around, Austria, Hungary, and Belgium, and Germany. Anyway, this is the band H-V-O-B. They have a brand new album called Two-T-O-O. Go check them out.

Here's the song, Bruze. Forgive me what I've said was not true. Forgive me what I've said was not the true. They see you to move Away from all the things that we have been It all remains It doesn't change a thing price I have to pay a slow pay

Maybe it will never go away It's the sun and now you can move on Coming as what happened in the time It's the hardest thing to choose What to keep it What to lose It's the hardest thing to prove. Do I stay old?

Do our bruce? You know, I'm going to be able to be. Forgive me That was not the truth Forgive me It was easier to move Away from all the things that we have been

It all remains It doesn't change a thing The price I have to pay us now Maybe we'll never go away Maybe I will never go away Here's done and now you can move on That you all shines through filming as my head found in the sun

I'm going to be able to be. Give me what I have said no longer Sackles of the truth. Forgive me what I've said no silk to the truth. Most we see you to move Away from all the things that we have been It only waits that doesn't change a thing You want to know what one of the worst pains you can experience is?

A botchedophosectomy with no anesthesia. Getting hurt by someone you've told and explained your pain to. That sucks too. This is the art season in New York. The morning stream. I got a middle finger. I just realized that band could be called also as an alternative instead of just two. Or that album or that song.

That's the name of the album. Yeah. It could just be called also. Do that. Yes. Yeah. It could also be called also. Yeah.

Tell us who that it was one more time. Sure. The band is called H-V-O-B. The brand new album is called two, T-O-O, and that's the song, Bruise. Nice. Bruce. Nice and purple, a bruise. All right.

What are we doing now? What have we got here? Oh, we got Stephen? that's what we've got let's pull them in nice okay all right let's talk to stephen yeah let's talk to him sure yeah i think it's a good idea and it's real easy all i got to do is push this stephen schliker stephen schliker ah rumors are true stephen's here because it's monday and he comes in on mondays and talks about cool stuff in the world of uh you know rad pop culture comics and more over at major

spoilers dot com hello stephen welcome back hello scott hello brian hey man hello steven And how are you? I get to be on your show this week. I'm so excited. That's tomorrow. That's right. We're talking about One Punch Man this week. Yeah.

And I'll be interested to see what your thoughts are, Scott, if you haven't seen the animation already. I have seen the anime, and I like it a lot. That's one of the few animas that I really actually quite like. That's this ridiculous, because it is ridiculous. But I never read the manga. So I'm reading this manga. And then I forgot almost immediately when I started, oh, right, we're going left to right.

right or no I'm sorry right to left right to left yeah so I'm starting to the back to the comic to the front yeah I got to start in the back of this thing which is just throws me every time but but it doesn't matter I'm in I'm in it to win it and we're going to talk about that tomorrow can't wait yeah it'll be great but not today

today is all about other things like for example well before we get to it so Brian saw the everywhere all the time up the thing in the stuff I'm so jealous that Brian lives in a cultured city yeah I live it down where the movie theaters aren't garbage. It was really good. Tina did not like it.

She was done with it about an hour in. I enjoyed it from start to finish. I think Michelle Yo is excellent. Jamie Lee Curtis pulling in quite the performance. Like, it's, I never thought I'd see Jamie Lee Curtis in a role like this. Really? Nice. It's the best movie about taxes you're ever going to see.

So, can you compare it to anything without giving anything away? Oh, yeah. And then the other guy, Cartwright, that guy. James Hong. Yeah, I love him. James Hong is in this as well, and he's great. Yeah, everything everywhere all at once is the name of the movie. Compare it to, it doesn't quite go as dark as severance,

but it does rely on a weird, a weird, um, uh, uh, I don't know, weird supernatural thing where basically Michelle Yo is able to travel to any of the other lives she would have had, right? So it's a multiverse movie. And if she, you do that too? Yeah, when I sleep, man. Oh, yeah, there you go. Oh, I didn't know that. That's when Stephen goes and does his real work.

Sure, right. Exactly. Yeah. TV's Travis, that was a short round. I was not sure. Like halfway through the movie, I'm thinking, God, that sounds like the actual. who played short round and i forgot to look it up did you tell someone there was no time for romance or anything like that or was it just him exactly oh that's awesome okay yeah that that totally totally

makes sense because that's what i was thinking so um she's able to travel mentally to any of those other um other multiverses where she made different decisions and take on any abilities that she gained as part of that right so in one of them she's like a chef from benny hannes and another one she is a martial artist she's basically michel yo from crotching tiger hidden dragon and so she's actually able to take on those abilities that she gets from those other multiverse versions of herself and uh and those multiverse versions you know get wonky when she pops into them as well so it's not just a one-sided thing um it's it's really good i would say probably more comparable to something like the lobster or downsizing where

you get this funny premise but then you just kind of build this whole story around this funny premise and you just the weirdness of the premise goes away and you're focused on what the what the rest of it is oh spotless mind Joe Geier that's another good comparison as a matter of fact this felt like

a Michelle Gondry movie because of some weird visuals and incredible special effects and things like that. Nice. Meanwhile, here's what's playing at my local AMC theater. The Los Angeles.

Oh, the Lost City. Fantastic, yeah. Las City. Batman. Oh, okay. Sonic the Hitchhog 2. Sure. An ambulance.

Oh, yeah, yeah. This is an eight screen theater. You're right. I only named six movies. Because Lost City's in three of them? I'm going to guess. I think Morbius isn't two in Badians. Oh, right.

Really? Oh, yeah, I would bet Batman is a, I don't know, Morbius. You know, in my theater, Morbius will play. I mean, the Batman opened March 4th. It opened over a month ago, still playing in our theater. I have a, I have a feeling that Morbius and ambulance are going to be there for at least a month. Yeah. Wow.

Even though ambulance just like. I'm actually excited for ambulance. Yeah. It's, it's total pop. I think it looks like, all right. I mean, it's getting the highest reviews of any of his movies. Like, what's is there? You're a fan of drone flying.

I can't think of his name. Michael Bay. He's never had higher reviews for a movie. Wow. What is, what is, uh, ambulance is 67%. Yeah, well, it was 75 the other day. So maybe it's a dip below his best. It's dip below, but everything everywhere all at once, still holding a 97%. Yeah, seems like a good one to see.

Meanwhile, Morbius, uh, appropriately is sucking at 16% on Ryan Tomatoes. Yeah. So ambulance in, uh, sorry, Jared Lutto. Ambulance and a son of hedgehog, too, currently enjoying the same rating. Oh, yeah, I'm getting 67% for them as well. I don't know anything about cow. Is that a sequel to Pig? What's what I'm looking at right here?

What is this? Academy Award winner returns to an independent portrait of a dairy cow's life. Oh, it's a documentary. Oh, watch that before you go down in the basement of the butcher. People love this. Aha, the movie is a thing? Shut up, really? Take on me?

What's going on? What's it called? Oh, yeah, there is a movie about that. Yeah. It's called, aha, the movie. movie, a 2021 music documentary, and where can I go see this? Yes. You have to walk through a window that turns you into pencil drawings.

I will totally become pencil drawing to go see this movie. As long as you're committing to that part, you're good. You're in. And it's got a 92% rating. Yeah. I wonder if it's in subtitles. I don't know. You know, they're.

Do you like those in theater? How do you feel about subtitles in theaters as opposed to at home? Fine with them in theaters, too. we saw parasite in theaters we saw um you know we see there was some subtitles in everything everywhere all at once and uh yeah well there's always going to be some in almost everything right everything's always got like a little some german guy i walk in and go yeah there's always something sure i think there were there were subtitles in dune were there subtitles in uh in uh in uh in fr no no yeah not that i'd well hold on oh yeah would you have still liked it as much as you do if there were subtitles oh i don't see i don't mind it when it's like a little one-off because somebody doesn't speak the language. That's fine with me. When it's all dialogue, all the time. When it's Edward James almost telling you

that Brian needs to see you and talk to you about Blade Runners, then it's fine. Then it's fine. Not a problem. Let him do it. I'm looking to see if AHA the movie, but we should really talk to Stephen about what he came here to anywhere. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this AHA thing's probably going to be hard to find. I think it's only in, it

came out in 2021. Yeah. But I don't see, I don't see where it's streaming anywhere so a release probably to con in 2021 the official release date here says april 8th 2022 so released in theaters this last Friday but last week um last week week but uh I'm sure it's it's got to be in one of the art theaters here in Colorado a lot if you're if you're oh yeah quit rubbing it in you know the all theaters just go to one of your art theaters in Hayes Kansas you know you got those sure you're right

I honestly think it's really funny when you're in a small town that, you know, films from companies like 824, which get all these, all this high praise for a lot of the stuff that they do never comes here. That's weird. Is it just, there's no demand for it, I guess? Or you guys are just, I don't know, your small community, right? Small community, small minds. Let's just put it that way. I could see that. All right.

You got some, you got a bit of a scoop you want to share here. Better Call Saul news. Brian Cranston and Aaron Paul will guest star in the final season of Better Calls Hall Yeah Season 6 I believe they said it's already done Or they're most of the way through the shooting of it

They're done shooting and I think it airs soon Or starts soon doesn't it? Yeah They said they don't know when These two are going to make their appearance Or not saying how many episodes are going to be involved in Or those kinds of things But if you remember the Better Call

I'm sorry if you remember Breaking Bad and you remember Saul's character, then you know that there's probably a chance they might be in more than one episode this season. Yeah, yeah, I could see that. Which I'm hoping for, which I'm hoping for. I think it would be awesome. I better call Saul is an incredible show,

and I can't wait for it to come back. And it just hit me yesterday. The dude, I don't know why I didn't put this together and didn't look it up either, but when I watched Hawkeye and, or yeah, just the Hawkeye show. What was it called? It was it called Hawkeye.

Yeah, the Disney Plus Hawkeye Shouldn't have like an extra colon name, did it? No, no, no. For some reason in my head it does. Anyway, like Hawkeye, not Hawkeye? Not like Hawkeye. Hawkeye had What was I was going to say?

I forgot what I was going to say. I had a whole reason for bringing Hawkeye up. I can't remember what it was now. Oh, I know what it was. The guy, the stepdad or the step boyfriend that Kate Bishop's mom was dating. I didn't connect it, but he's the better call Saul bad dude

that comes from the cartel to like fix shit in New Mexico. That's that actor. Oh, really? Yeah, it drove me crazy. When I finally saw it, I went, oh, it's that guy. That's why I didn't trust him. He looked familiar to me and I did not piece it together. Okay, cool. That's why I didn't trust that guy. Just looking at him. You don't trust him.

Never trust that guy. Anyway, so that would be good. Stephen. How do want to see Cranston and Aaron in this thing like in Better Call Saul? Like, do we want just like a little cameo appearance? Because obviously

we've seen the arc that brings those two together and we've seen the end of their arc. But we haven't seen it from his point of view. Yeah, we haven't seen it from Saul's. That's true. Yeah. Whatever that means. I mean, it could be a real small thing. It could be something more big. But I mean, they've done it already with

Jesse Plymouth's character. They've got... Yeah, I mean, all the these people are involved in some way. So I have full faith they'll do it right. It's just going to be curious. Sure. And they, you know, they haven't gotten any younger, so will it throw me to see him a little, you know, older?

I'm just excited to see Better Call Saul new season. Starting one week from today. Things done finally. First half of the final season. Oh. And then we get the second half in like in a couple months. I hate that. I do too.

I hate that. Is that any different than, think about it. Is that any different than what traditional television used to do? You'd get your fall premiere in August, September. That runs until November, until Thanksgiving. You get reruns for two months. And then you're off until January, February. You're right.

But why do we have to still do that? You know what I mean? We don't have to do that. All these other shows. Some people in charge are still married to age old ideas. No, actually, I think I've talked about maybe this on the show before. you're going to get an initial burst of people talking about Better Call Saul. And that'll last for about two weeks, maybe three weeks, right?

And then talk of that will slow down. So you take this extendo break, you come back, they get the hit for the second round of PR and talk on socials and other places. Okay. So I think that's why they're really taking that break. Well, they did it with Breaking Bad as well. And maybe even one of the previous Saul seasons, also broken up into two. So maybe they're just, I don't know, who knows what they're doing?

AMC, they got their own plans. But that's coming up soon. So watch for that. Very exciting stuff. Also, lock and key ends at Netflix. That's ending. Oh, boo. They said they were only, when they started this idea,

they were really only planning for three seasons. I don't buy that. But we're going to get one final season of the series, which is really broken away from the comic book from Joe Hill and Gabriel Rodriguez. But, yeah, they're ready to wrap it up in this final season. Do you think that's a problem, like that they've strayed and that's why things aren't going well? Or is it going fine? No, I think I think it's fine.

I think the people who are the big fans of the television series who have never read the comic are going to really be happy with the way that they wrap up season three. I think for those people who are super fans of the comic books and were maybe not super thrilled with the television adaptation and the liberties that they took with the mythos of the lockhouse and all the keys, I think are probably going to be happy that this show is in. on season three. Some of us are happy that we didn't watch season two. Oh, it's season too bad? I just didn't care. I just don't like the adaptation for the television. They made a lot of changes and added a bunch of other things that just, while it may be great for television, I think there was a better adaptation to be found than what we got. Gotcha. Okay. Well, I guess at least someone will get some closure out of this, and that's what we want. Yeah, so people who really enjoy the TV series, I hope you really, really enjoy it. Some good actors,

some good special effects. It feels like five minutes ago that you and I were talking about how there was a rumored adaptation of lock and key coming. I know, right? It feels like so not long ago, but I guess it's been a while now. Captain America, number one, turns out it's worth money. Brian, if you got one laying around, get it out. Oh, let me check.

No. No, don't have that. Especially if you have a surprisingly from 19, what, 41, a near mint, 9.4 certified version of Captain America went on the auction block and sold for like $3.12 million. $1. Wow. Yeah, that's a lot. That now makes it the world's most valuable comic book outselling or outpacing the first appearance of Batman, the first appearance of Superman. Action comics. Wow. Just the one where he punches. Punching Hitler. Punches Hitler, right? I love that one. Yeah, there it is. Punching Hitler. Like you should, like you do. Flack. So that 9.4 is, that's pretty mint. Yeah, that's probably a lot of it, right? It's just the fact that it's in such a good condition. Yeah, which is amazing, which they really don't talk about, you know, where the comic was kept and how it was, was found. I'm sure they have some more of that information where Heritage Auction will probably talk about it.

But, man, to have something that rare, number one, and in that condition is amazing. And most of the time you can't, I mean, you might be able to get a 9-8 or a 9-6 comic right off the printer. Yeah. So for a 9-4, unless that went right into somebody. uh closet even then though in a in a plastic bag or something for you know 80 years yeah that's that's that's that's that's mighty good condition so they don't yeah yeah they don't talk about whether this has been cleaned up or anything like that because there are ways that you can try to improve the quality of a comic by going back in and re-bleaching some of the pages or going in and

rebuilding some of the some of the tears and nixon those kinds of things i didn't see anything like that on this comic. Have you ever seen this one up close or seen anybody with this version of this copy? I've only ever seen the image, you know, like a scanned image of the cover. I have seen a really cruddy version

like a 1.4 or something like that. Okay. That you know, it's just like, hey, we'll still, we'll sell this one to you for $800. It's a 1.4 edition and I'm like, no, I'll pass because it was a really ratty copy. But yeah, it's, you know, they're still out

there. And this was also... I mean, you're not going to find it in a quarter bin. I'll tell you that. Yeah. So the introduction to Bucky, I guess, it says on the corner of this thing. Yep. Yeah. Look at a young ally bucket. Ooh, that's a horrendous bucky. It is a rough Bucky. It's one. It's it's Domino's mask. And apparently his dominole-leptures. Yeah. Yeah, his cheek lifters. I don't like it. No, sir, I don't. All right. Um, uh, so there you go. A bunch stuff going on. And of course, major spoiler is always a good place for finding these sorts of things. I go there every day to see what Stephen's all up to. Stephen, anything else going on this week? You want to mention for the fine folks? No, Scott Johnson on the Major Spoilers

podcast. I think that's enough to blow everyone's mind. So go check that out this week on the Major Spoilers website. And until then, remember, stay hydrated. Yeah, do that. Do that. I like that. See you, Stephen. Bye, Stephen. I'll see you later. Bye now. Okay. Well, there you have it. That's Stephen, and he's out of here. No mashup this week. Jamie had stuff. Wasn't able to do one this week. He's too busy beating the pants off of us in And Scrabble To actually put a mashup Every game

Even the ones I'm like Doing well in If Jamie's involved I'm just Forget it Like Yeah It's ridiculous

But you're all You know what These four player games Totally my jam Loving them Everybody keeps doing those They're good They're shorter

Because you know The tiles have to be distributed Between four people Not two Exactly It's nice It's nice Although Brian found a word

The other day And you hit like 38 or Yeah brazen I think Right Is it brazen? My gosh And I'm sitting there looking at a bunch of eyes and A's.

That's all I had. I hate that. I've wanted to send you screenshots of like, here I am with, you know, the noise that Hitler made when Captain America punched him. Yeah. I don't make that up. I can't write anything. Yeah. No, that's, I hate it when I've got only A's and A's and A's.

Yeah. I just spend 10 and swap out half of those A's and eyes. It's a good idea. All right. Let's do this. Got a quick email from Mongo 117. Okay. All 116 of the other mongoes, sorry, it was Mongo 17-1-17's turn.

It says, hey, sausage and bacon, I thought I would shed some light on what Scott doesn't like movies, or about, I'm sorry, shed some light on why Scott doesn't like movies, the subtitles in them. This is like Scott, I suffer from attention deficit disorder. Well, I don't know if I have not been diagnosed as such. You've been diagnosed from afar, Scott. Okay, apparently I have. You know what, let's just go with it and see where this goes. and I often can't focus on the subtitles when the movie is playing or I will miss what's happening on the screen. And when I do focus on the subtitles, they often move too fast for me to read and I have to pause or rewind all the time to understand what's happening.

This just leads to frustration and I don't even bother with trying to do this any, or do this at all anymore. Love all you guys. And oh, look, a chicken. Oh, I wonder what it's talking about. He's being, he's being ADD. No, he's saying, oh, what was I talking about? He's not wondering what the chicken is talking about. No, no, no.

I mean, that's what I mean. He's just, he's playing ADD. here. Yes. Yes. Oh, I wonder what he's talking about. Yeah. He says, take care guys. Scott's Evil Twins, Separated Birth, Mongo 117. I mean, I don't know if I... What you just did actually might demonstrate why you don't like subtitles because you do jumble some words up occasionally when you're reading them on this show. Might be. I don't know. But he might be right. I don't know. I've never had anybody. I've never had a doctor say, oh, yeah, you're, you have ADD. Maybe I do. I don't know. Like, I do have this thing where I want to do a million things at once.

Sure. And sometimes it just is paralyzing because it's like, well, if I want to do 50 of these things, I can really only do one. So why am I staring at this giant list thinking somehow I can do them all at one? So, you know, maybe that. I don't know. Totally. I don't want to self-diagnose, but it's possible some of that as part of this.

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um if any of that sounds interesting go check it out frogpants.com slash store and use the code new stuff to check out you'll get 20% off any print order at frogpants.com slash store nice hey hey i posted a brand new episode of soundography today uh hammond and i listened to the entire catalog of one lenny cravitz uh you know fly away american woman are you going to go my you're going to go his way are you going to do that we did we did go his way for a week what do we think on the other side find out by going to soundography.com and listening to our brand new episode nice I was thinking about him over the weekend while I was watching an

episode of C and I went it's hilarious how him and Mamoa even though him and Lisa Bonay are now broken up him and Lenny Cravitz still hang out all the time and she and Lenny Cravitz was her ex right right who where they had Zoe right Zoe's their kid but they're like this big happy weird family even No, Lisa Bonaise, like, after y'all, I don't want to hang out with you guys anymore. But everyone else is getting along.

I think that's great. That's good when that happens, right? You don't want to see situations like Johnny Depp and Ember Hurd on relationship breakups. No, those two. What a bummer. Those two, yes. All right, we're out of here. Big thanks to everybody who supports us on Patreon.

Continue to do so and tell your friends about patreon.com slash TMS, the bonus content every day, the always ad-free experience, the extra bonus episodes a week. and more stuff in the mail even all kinds of options go check it out patreon.com slash tms today i think that's it let's get out of here oh if you have any thoughts or feelings or comments the morning stream at gmail dot com all right go ahead if you look at current pictures of uh amber heard and and johnny dep uh it looks like she actually won custody of the last decade of fashion sense uh oh in the relationship she got that part of the deal johnny dub looks like he's straight out of the 1920s.

That's great. She's still in the new, what's the thing she's in? Oh, with Mamoa, with the Aquaman deal, right? Isn't she the, she's a, she's a love interest in that? Oh, yeah, she's one of the, uh, right, yes. I forgot our name. There's a character name and I don't know it. Because I still haven't seen that movie, but I know she's in it anyway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She seems to be doing okay, is my point. She seems to be, she's doing just fine. Yeah, and he seems to be doing less. Oh, she was also in Drive Angry. Drive Angry. Not Unhinged, but Drive Angry. Oh. Oh, yeah. Unhinged is all I'm thinking of. The Cage one? Yes.

Oh, all right. Was that Nick? William Fickner and Billy Burke and like I said, Nicholas Cage. Sounds film-sacky to me. It does. I'm curious, speaking of Nicholas Cage and Filmsack, are we going to watch that Willie's Wonderland thing for Filmsack, basically the Five Nights at Freddy's with Nicholas Cage? Oh, we have to, right? Yeah, it's on Hulu right now. I think we need to put it into the list.

Yeah, let's bump that up. I have no problem with that. I'm going to put it in there right now. All right. Nice. Let's play a song. But first, but before that, let's actually talk about a song. Let's get to this one right here.

This is going out to Dean, aka Dino Spimony on Discord. He's a local boy. He's here in Colorado. It comes to the occasional meetups that we have here. He says, hey, guys, it's Tax Day this week. That stinks, but I've got good news for you. The best things in life are free.

I would love to hear any cover of this classic song written way back in the 1920s. Speaking of Johnny Depp in the 1920s. Have a great weekend from Dean. So, yeah, the Best Things in Life are Free, originally by Buddy De Silva, Ray Henderson, Lou Brown. How about a cover that's a lot more modern, a lot more recent? And even, you know, because I like ska, a ska version of it. 2013, the Melbourne ska orchestra recorded this cover of the best. things in life are free.

Check it out, and we'll be back tomorrow. We'll see you then. One, two. The sunbeams that shine, they're yours and their minds. Love can come to everyone. The best things in life are free. The room belongs to everyone. The best things in life are free.

Stars belong to everyone. Legits are there for you and for me. Flowers in spring, the rob is a sea. The sunbeams that shine, they're yours and their mind. mind love can come to everyone the best things in life are free So, I'm going to be able to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be.

I'm going to be. M. M. M. M. M. M. M.

M. Moon belongs to everyone, the best things in life, life are free. They glittered there for you and for me Flowers in spring No one means the sea The sun means a shine They're yours and they're mine Love can come to everyone

The best things in life are free All are just everything Every one of those good things The best Best things in life are free This show is part of the Frog Pants Network Get more shows like this at frogpants.com Are there other people out there in the universe?