The Morning Stream - TMS 2278: I am Defeato

Episode Date: April 18, 2022

Wipe off your Moist Points. You hide them in thee Pussy(willows). Make a room for a little Hashhouse in your soul. Sir Grapefellow, Lord of Marshmallows. Consolidate Your Ramkins! I Shakshuka the Sheriff. My Milksnake brings all the boys to they yard. I'm an aphid, can you milk me? Precariously Close To A Turd. Bus Boys love a nice stack. Over Hard For Four Hours. Five dollar bill hunting. Regional assistant bracket manager (for Monkeybananas). Got the Smedley in his Snidely. Email Roulette and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks to Thrive Market for supporting the morning stream. Thrive Market is an online membership-based market on a mission to make healthy living easy and affordable for everyone. Join today at Thrivemarket.com slash TMS and get 40% off your first order and a free gift. Coming up on TMS, wipe off your moist points. You hide them in the pussy willows. Make a room for a little hash house in your soul. Sir, grapefellow, lord of marshmallows. Consolidate your ramkins.

I, Shakshuka the sheriff. My milk snake brings all the boys to the yard. I'm an aphid. Can you milk me? Precariously close to a turd. Us boys love a good stack. Over hard for four hours. Five dollar bill hunting. Regional assistant bracket manager for monkey bananas.

Got the smetly and his snidly. Email roulette and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hey y'all, this right here's the Bible Slide featuring the Freedom Band. and this time we're about to get holy holy holy holy holy holy holy everybody clap your hands i think it sucks what you get in there ain't worth of shit the morning stream they wouldn't give us any more fish Good morning, y'all. Welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for Monday, April 18th, 2022. I'm Scott. He's Brian. Hi, Brian. Hi, Scott.

One week from today, we'll be arriving in Las Vegas, Nevada. That's right. Yeah. As a matter of fact, exactly one week from right now, I think I'm going to be... You'll be on a plane. We'll definitely be at the airport. We won't be... We'll just about be getting on a plane. Momentarily getting on a plane. It's, what, hour and a half flight? Something like that? Yeah. Yeah, something easy like that.

It's long enough that I might be able to get one drink from the flight attendant. Oh, good. Getting started early, are we going to get right to it? Get right to that drinking. No, no, definitely not. Not that early. Got to get all primed and prepped for what's about to happen. I figure there's going to be so much opportunity for having drinks for me while I'm in Vegas.

I am going to be as limiting as possible on getting any of my own drinks, right? Like, it's never going to be like, oh, you know, I'm sitting down here, nobody's around, I'm playing a little bit of craps or whatever. Yeah, I'll take a drink. It'll be like, nope, I'm waiting until, you know, we're in groups and people are like, oh, Brian, can I buy your tin and tonic? Yeah, that's going to happen. And if you didn't get the, and now whoever's coming, you just got the hint,

Brian, buy Brian drinks is what he's saying. Well, no, you'd have to buy me a drink. I'll buy my own drinks, but. But I'm not going to be, I'm not going to buy my own drinks when I'm alone. Oh, gotcha. I got you. That makes sense. Well, all right.

Because if you start doing that, then you're a sad Vegas visitor. Yeah, exactly. And, you know, listen, I've got a lot of stuff that I need to do. Once we were in Vegas to prepare for the Wednesday night shenanigans. Yeah, there's lots to do. Things are happening, popping. So get yourselves ready, everybody. Gin and tonic for everyone.

All right. We're going to do a show today. We're glad to have you all here. I got some stuff coming up and all that. But I did want to make another mention of this. I mentioned it, I think, briefly on Thursday, or it would have been Wednesday because Thursday we weren't here. But I started a group in our Discord that I would like people to join.

It's called the Do-Gooders Club, or it's just do-gooters. Anyway, it's on the Frog Pants Discord. You can enter it freely. And the whole idea there is people talking about doing nice things for other people. So that includes, like, hey, my name. neighbor lady is having a hard time getting around. What can I do for her? Or I, we got, we made dinner for so-and-so. They just had a baby and they're all, their hands are full. Let's do something nice for them. Or somebody online, send an email to somebody who knows

that just needs a little help or comfort or whatever. Stuff like that, all the, all the, quote-unquote rules, not really rules. It's more like a mission statement as to why we're doing it. It's over there. Some people call it the Kim Channel. She's embarrassed by that, whatever. It's so appropriate, though. It's so accurate. It kind of fits her. But if you go check it out, you'll read all about it. You'll find out what's up. Check out the pinned message.

And it's all there. So I wanted to make sure I got that out of my hair. I love it as an idea of like, oh, you know, I've got some, I got a neighbor who's got, you know, two small children. She's kind of sick. I don't want to, I don't want to get sick. What's a good thing for me just to, you know, what's something that everybody loves that I could just take over there that would help her and maybe keep the kids occupied and blah, blah, blah. And then you get some ideas. Yeah.

And then people have ideas. and you're encouraged to like, you know, some people think this is like bragging, but it's not. The idea is it's a nice place where you can actually say what you're doing nice for somebody and not feel like you're bragging. You know, just share your experience, inspire other people. And before you know it, we can make a small dent in the world, all right? So see what you can do over there at our Discord, which you can find on the website, frogpans.com slash TMS or Frogpans.com slash contact or pretty much anywhere on the site, you'll find the Discord links. and if you're not already a member, please do. You ever had Shatshuka, Brian?

You ever had that? I've never even heard of Shat Shuka. Well, it's, I had neither until my wife made. It's what happened when Captain Kirk went up on the Blue Origin. There was Shat Shuka. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. No, no. So I'm spelling, I'm actually pronouncing it wrong. It's Shaq Shuka. I keep saying Shat with a T. It's Shack Shooka.

Yeah, more like Shaq O'Neal, you know, like basketball great. Shaquille O'Neal's short-cut name. So Shack Shuka. So Shooka. It is a Maghrebbi dish. So Magrob, I guess. That's where you'd go to get this. So it's Middle Eastern.

It's, so here's what you do. It's a dish of eggs poached in the sauce of tomatoes, olive, oil, peppers, onion, garlic, commonly spice, with cumin, paprika, and cayenne pepper. Kim made one of these for the first time. She saw it on one of her shows, you know, like some Netflix cooking a deal. Her cooking programs.

Whatever programs. And we made it. And man, I don't know what to say other than I've never had a, that was a freaking amazing. Seems like it would be so easy and quick, right? So you're just basically cooking some tomatoes up, down to a sauce, throwing in some seasonings. You'd even throw sausage and stuff in there.

And then you put the eggs in there, and then they just cook right there in the deal. Hell yeah. And you do, I put a picture in our Discord. It's like, I don't know how to explain it. We put like, we put Bosmati rice just a little bit underneath. And then we got some gnawn, had that all warm that we just got at Costco and they have some pretty good non there. And that was Easter Sunday food. And it was really hot, hot, amazing.

really good stuff. There's some of the fridge still. That's what I'm having for lunch today. Shock shuka, everybody. Shock shuka. You might look at it and go, oh, that's going to make us all have diarrhea or whatever. I don't know. I don't know what your thoughts would be. No, I'm looking at saying, wow, you know, I always try and figure out something else to do with eggs because it's like you fry some eggs up. It's one of the easiest breakfast things for me. It's low high protein, low calorie, new. is happy with it. If I type in two eggs, it's like, oh, very good, good.

Yeah, it's pleased with that choice, sure. We're pleased with that choice. But I'm always trying to figure out other things I can do instead of just, oh, here's an omelet, or here's just scrambled eggs on a plate or whatever. And this looks like a great way to make it. Yeah, really good. It's really, really good. The peppers are insane.

Everything about it's great. Can't recommend it enough, and it's super easy to make. So just look up Shaksuka on the internet, and you'll find a. A million recipes. They all kind of are the same. But it was really fantastic. When you do your eggs, we probably talked about this, but when you do eggs, do you do, what's your preferred thing? Over easy, like medium.

I don't, I want no, I don't want anything gelatinous in the white, but I do want the yolk runny because I like dipping my toast in the, in the runny yolk or smeared it on my hash browns with some hot sauce or whatever. You know, if I get, even if I don't have anything else on the plate, if I'm cooking eggs over medium, then I slice the crap out of the whole dish, at the whole, all the eggs, and then just kind of smear it around so that the yolk makes a sauce for even just the bland white part of the egg. Yeah, I feel like I can go either way. I like a good scramble or even a hard boy or a, what is it when you don't want it to be runny? whatever that version of an egg is. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you mean hard, like not runny at all, like hard boiled? Not hard boiled, but still fried, but just not running. Over hard.

Over hard, is it what it's called? Wow. All right. Yeah, over easy, over medium, over hard. So you don't want any runny yoke in there. Yeah, and if you're over hard for four hours. Anyway, so I can go, I can kind of go however it's made. It doesn't bother me, but I do like it in some situations.

Like in this case, in this Shaksuka case, runny yolk was heavenly yeah that's like the you want that to mix in with the tomatoes and stuff yeah you know yolk itself is just a great sauce uh make it make it sauce the rest of your cooked eggs yeah i mean it's you're gonna if you what are you gonna do just throw away that unborn fetus of a chicken just go ahead and smear it around get it in there we just lost all of our vegans there they go watch watch them as they go um you know what you're making me hungry for is at Vegas we've got a hash house a go-go which is the restaurant inside the plaza and I can't do that restaurant more than one time per visit because the portions are enormous they're

so freaking huge yeah but split something by the way is my recommendation there do not for sure yourself pay the pay the five dollar split plate charge or whatever they charge for a split plate totally worth it because you know as long as you and your significant other can decide on on getting the same thing. But that's also really good. It's like, okay, I want to eat breakfast. I don't want to eat any lunch. Yeah.

So this will carry me until six, seven o'clock when it's time to grab something for dinner. Yeah, if you want something that's going to last you all day, you'll have no problem there. I've never had better chicken and waffles in my life, ever. It was amazing. It was unbelievable. And I bought the whole thing for me, and that was a mistake. That was a horrible thing. Well, buying the whole thing for you isn't the mistake unless you eat the whole thing.

That's a good point. I ended up taking it back to the, because the hotel we were in had, or no, I guess we were in our time share there. Oh, gotcha. Okay. Yeah, this was a different year. Different trip. I think it was a trip where you weren't there, but you had said, oh, you got to go to Hash House. And I hadn't been yet.

So we went to that for the first time. And I was like, yeah, we'll need a to-go box. And even though, to-go box is gigantic. It's a big giant box. Oh, really? Yeah. Humongous. It's got to be.

They've got to have big to-go boxes because their food is so damn big. They give you so much of it. It's so good, though. my gosh, it's good. Yeah. By the way, so I didn't put this in our show notes, but something funny happened yesterday. So we had the whole family over for Easter.

Tina made ham, and we had salad and bread and like these super soft rolls. And Tina's mom made potato salad. I mean, we had a big old spread. And my niece, Carolyn, brought over her two little girls. They're, you know, they're not that little. They're like 13 and 11. I think for their ages. Okay.

But still wanting to do an Easter egg hunt. So, you know, we went out there and hid eggs for them, Uncle George and I, and got them all, you know, hidden. We went over and above a typical Easter egg hunt where it's like, oh, this part will just be peeking out because it's little kids. It's like, no, you're dealing with, you're dealing with a teenager and a preteen. Oh, yeah, you got to go age-appropriate. Yeah. Exactly. They had to, like, you know, reach a hand up with the.

the drain, the train that comes off the side of the house, the drain spout, to find an egg. Like, that's how difficult we were making it. Nice. So while we're doing that, Tina's telling us about when she was a kid and how she used to do, you know, her grandparents would hide them in their old house. And she's saying, oh, yeah, you know, they'd hide them under the deck and in the tree. And then they had bushes over in the corner. They'd hide them in the pussy willows.

Oh, she'd say all quiet like that. She said all quiet like that. Like it was bad to say pussy willows. Like she had to whisper that because kids were listening. That's great. That's great. I love it. They even hit them in the pussy willows.

That's funny. I mean, we have this thing in us still, right? That's the most teen of it ever, by the way. It's stuff. You hear stuff when you're young and parents get after you for certain words. It's hard to shake it. It's hard to shake the embarrassment. I didn't do her voice, but that's all right.

well that's uh so wait a minute i'm trying to figure how you hide an egg in a pussy willow how's that it was like a bunch of plants on the ground and so they put them among the leaves uh at the very bottom of the okay i was feeling picturing the top or something like yeah no no those wouldn't wouldn't even be strong enough to support plastic eggs so that makes sense that makes sense well that's fun that's a good yeah anyway did they find them all or did you have no they miss any we we only had 12 uh so we uh you know we we made sure those were really well hidden and and that way we could kind of count we could make sure each of them found six and all that sort of thing so that was easy the other

problem with the 11 to 13 year olds is that they all expect to find five and ten dollar bills inside eggs did you guys do any of that they put a five dollar bill in in um they had one special egg for each of them one gold one silver it was like finding the golden snitch and so that one had money and it had a five dollar bill and it was super windy yesterday So three times, because they were wearing Sunday dresses, Easter dresses, in no pockets, three times we had to go $5 bill hunting in the yard because the wind would blow it right off the table when we weren't paying attention. Nice.

And we had to go running around the- We had the same time. It was kind of not cold, but just on the edge of like, this could be uncomfortable in the shade, sort of cold. And it was just windy enough that we had a few problems like that. But these kids we had over, Van and this little two-year-old. old kid named Milo. These guys are too little. They don't care.

They don't know what money is. So we're not giving in. Jack, they get a little chocolate. They know about the money, but you still hit eggs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we did all that. Yeah, of them was precariously close to a dog turd, which concerns me. Don't pick up the little crusty brown eggs. Those are eggs.

Nick and Taylor or somebody went out and hit him. And then when I went outside, I'm like, that one's really close to that turd. Oh, we didn't see it. We didn't see it. And I'm like, by then the kids are running around with their back. baskets. And I was like, all right, let's see how this goes. One of them might end up with a little extra tutsi roll in their bag. I'm not going to be the one taking the credit for that. Anyway, so, all right. Speaking of challenges and competitions like Easter egg hunts,

Scott, you know, one week from tomorrow, in Vegas at the Player One arcade bar, we're having a video game tournament. And people need to sign up so that I can put them in the iPad bracket manager you got a little bracket manager that's made for bracket manager program that's cool paid eight bucks for it um nice stupid subscription cost but I bought it and then canceled it

immediately because I won't need it in 30 days so yeah I'll be entering everybody's name into the bracket thing and then at the arcade bar I will help you know I'll basically say okay so and so and so you guys are playing against each other and so and so and so you guys are

And go pick a game. Let me know who wins it. Come back here. And then we've got to talk about the winner of the tournament gets a really cool prize. A custom 3D printed arcade machine. Hopefully, if everything works out well with what Scott and I are working on, with art by Scott Johnson. Yeah, it should be no problem. I think that, yeah, we're going to make a rad thing.

And if you don't win it, you're the loser. So get on that sheet. Get out there and sign up right now. TMSVegas.com has a sign-up link, yes? Yes. Viva. TMS-Vas sign-up link right there on the thing. We've already got a couple people entered. We're going to go at least to 32 or 16 or 32.

We'll see how many people sign up. We have enough people showing up to this thing that I think we'll sail right past 16 people signing up for this. Because there's no cost to compete. There's just the $5 cover cost to get into this place with all the machines on free play, which, come on. I mean, that in and of itself is the bomb. Yeah, I agree. So, yeah, VivaTMSVegas.com. You'll find a sign up form right there.

Easy asks you two questions, your name and your email address. And the email address is just so I can email you and tell you who you're playing against in the first round. Yeah, and then later he'll sell those names to a Russian bot service. And it'll be great. Oh, yeah, make no mistake. So we'll be getting, find the Russian ladies already for dating you. Yes, you want to get married to a pretty lady? I don't see what the second prize winner gets is their email sent over to

Russian ladies for you.com. Perfect. They've been a great help all these years. Right there underneath the Tuesday listing is the registration button. Correct. And there will be, the next thing I'm adding is another page with a list of what board games I'm planning on bringing. You know, I've got to consider, all right, how much luggage do I want to pack? Yeah, I'll have a list as well

And anybody else who's bringing anything If you want to add to that list, let us know We'll put all of it together Yeah, I'll make I'll do a little sign up form for that Where you can say, hey, I'm bringing this game And this game and this game And that way, if I have those, I can leave them at home

And if you're coming, there's a game that you love, Few games that you love, just bring them And let me know which ones you're bringing So we don't have dupes Yeah, and if you're, I know some people will probably bring their copies of Rock Runners. I'm bringing one as well. So if you'd rather not pack it,

I will definitely have a deck with me. So, you know, things like that. This way we can coordinate a little bit and maybe there'll be a threat on the Discord about this or something. So, oh, and that Discord, by the way, accessible in the same way that the other Discord I mentioned is it's all in the Frog Pants thing, so go check it out. Yeah, yeah. Excellent.

As we hurdle toward next week, let us dive into at least one of two more Babel Royals before we go. Yes. Our good pal Brian Dunaway in coming. Hold on. Why, why isn't it? I think he's even already in the game, too. Is he? Oh, shit. You know who's not?

I know who's not. I could look right here and see who's not. I am definitely not in. Hold on a second. I will fix that ASAP. I wonder if the new password is here because I change browsers. Hold on. Oh, sure. Why don't you bring Dunaway in and then we can chat while you get logged in the game? Hey, Brian Dunaway.

Hi. oh he's already in here yeah oh hi scott and brian hi hi how are you hey listen how's your music dude dude hey it's Brian Dunaway my Monday's fine how's your Monday is going fantastic it's Monday is it Monday is it Monday I miss uh I miss your pronunciation of Monday you know it means it's all new week my friend is that what it means all new ways to fail yeah I'm

I'm failing up today that's the plan I'm failing up today that's the plan I'm failing up. Failing vertically. That's right. Failing up. Stop failing up, Scott. We're going to play a game, and it's exciting this game, and Brian has all the rules for it, so he's going to have to explain what they are. The morning butt holes, right? That's what we call it, right? Exactly. The morning half asses, Brian. Come on. Come on. This is a trivia game where I'm actually going to be giving you guys the answers. I'm going to give you guys a category, and I'm going to give you six possible answers. Three of those

answers are correct, three are incorrect, and depending on how confident you feel with the category, you can provide one, two, or three guesses. If you get any of those guesses wrong, you get zero points for that round. If you guess one, get it right, you get a point. If you guess two and get them right, you get three points. And if you guess all three correct answers and get them right, you get five points. The player with the most moist points, make sure you wipe off your moist points. After three rounds, wins the prize for their contestant. And I'm pulling contestants from members of the tadpool that aren't able to listen live. Contestant number one, Scott, you're going to be playing for Austin Skogland from Jacksonville,

Florida. Nice. Florida, man. All right. Let's do it. Florida man. His name is Austin, but he's from Florida. Brian, you're going to be playing for Sean from Michigan. It's a guy who had a birthday last week, and we even wished him a happy birthday on the show. Syrinix. Oh, yes. Shaddenham in Michigan. Yeah. Look, this is great. We're all over the nation. This is good. We are. Exactly. So let's get you guys started here. By the way, the winder is going to get a copy of Super Time Force Ultra and FTL Redeem. It's faster than Light Redeem. Is that what that is?

I think so. Is it an add-on of FTL or is that a, because FTL is kind of its own game, but I wonder if that's a different game. I don't know. I don't know. Let's see here. I'm looking at up. But the time game is pretty cool, though.

You play like by rewinding the clock time. It's pretty cool game mechanic. That must be just faster than light, because I'm not seeing a game called FTL redeem. I think redeeming means redeem the code. Redeemed is code for the game. Yeah, that's what it is. So you're like people who used to come into Blockbuster when I worked there. We'll go, I'm looking for a movie.

It's either called two thumbs up or please rewind. Ma'am, there's neither one of those things exist. Well, one of them does now. One of them does now, sir. Yeah, the Jack Black business. But not in Blockbuster days. That's a good game, by the way. I was just going to say FTL on its own.

an amazing one of the great things ever so they'll love it yeah and the runner-up's going to get a game called Armello A-R-M-E-L-L-O Also a very cool game yeah Wow you got all the good stuff this week There you go, but to win you have to It's a board game but it's in a computer game

Yeah it's not even based on a real board game but it could be It's one of these games that is It's perfectly representative of what like a digital board game should be Perhaps you should not mention the wonderful games from two people who love games so much before the game starts because it seems like we won't shut up about them Yeah, we'll just go on and on and on and on

My bad That's true, I should wait till afterwards Because then I can send them their prizes While you guys are gushing on about these games Yeah, good point It's a good stall technique All right, let's get to our game First category I'm going to give you

Are venomous creatures So I'm going to give you six venomous creatures Three of them are really venomous. Three of them are not venomous creatures Oh, well see, look at you. that you jumping already into it. No, that's not one of them. Your choices are the marbled cone snail, the blue-ringed octopus, the pea aphid,

the pufferfish, the milk snake, and the arrow crab. Okay, so by venomous, yeah, it doesn't have to mean that they're aggressively. By venomous, what are you, what are you, well, I was going to say, they doesn't mean they're, they're like aggressively, they're not like aggressively poisonous. They could be just if you ate them. And they would poison them. Just incidentally poisonous or passively poisonous. I always think of snakes.

All right. Let's do this. I think I know that one. I don't know this one. There's a milk snake? I'm going for those true. I'll drink your milk snake. My milk snake brings the boys to the yard.

All right. I'm choosing two because I have freaking no idea. I have no idea. I chose two as well. Yeah. All right. You guys are both. locked in, by the way, yeah, venomous does not necessarily equal poisonous, which I think means

venomous means if it bites you, you could die. Poisonous means if it's eaten by another animal, then it contains stuff that could kill that other animals. Okay, well, tell us how we're wrong. Come on. Okay, I will. I will totally tell you guys how you're wrong. You guys both said the puffer fish. Yeah, puffer fish is totally venomous. Scott, you said the blue-ringed octopus, and Brian, you said the pea aphid. One of you's right. One of you's wrong. Scott is correct with puffer fish and blue-ringed octopus for three points. Brian, the pea aphid, no, apparently is not. The other one is the marbled cone snail is venomous.

What's the pee? Now, that scares me. P. Aphid's a bug, I assume. It's like a little. Yeah, like a little aphid. You know, they get milked by ladybugs. Oh, and do they really? Is that true?

I think so, yeah. They're like cows for ladybugs, I think. How do I recognize a marble cone snail? I need to look that up sometime, so I can be careful. Yeah, watch out. I think it's one of those things that it secretes, secreets the, oh, no, that would make it poisonous, not venomous. I don't know, yeah. This is probably one of those.

I mean, maybe the marble cone is what you look for, whatever that looks like. Marble can. Yeah, it looks like marble or something. I don't know. Aphids get milked by ants. That's it. Sorry, not ladybugs, ants milk, apis. Thank you, sovereign citizen.

I have to make an admission. It's good. It's gross. Milkshake from an aphid. It's gross. The puffer fish and the... The blue ringed octopus, complete guess. I had no idea.

That was a good guess. For anyone who's out there going, oh, man, well, you're watching a nature documentary last night? Number two. It's like, no. Anyway, go ahead. IPF. It brings all the ass to the yard.

MIP is avid? Okay, whatever. Aphid. Yeah, you said aphid. It's aphid. Affid. All right. We're saying the same thing.

No, we're not. Rees? We're not. Reesies. All right, let's get to a question number two. Speaking of eating things, how about cereals that contain marshmallows? Oh. I've got your C3POs, your Mr. T cereal, your marshmallow maties, your fruity pebbles, your sir grapefellow, and your s'mores.

All of these are are or were at one-time cereal. Which of these contained marshmallows? You mean I can't get to the C3POs anymore? No. You could probably get one on eBay and it'll taste only slightly worse than it tasted when it was fresh. So four of these, or sorry, three of these are right? Three of these contains, uh, contain marshmallows, yeah. Oh, I don't never even heard of this Sir Grapefellow guy.

It was a, uh, he was like a snedley whiplash of, he was like a British bifelaine, Snidley, sorry. Sadly Whiplash. That's fine. That's fine. I'll take that. But he was like an airplane pilot. There was a German competing serial that he was always battling with over who was the Supreme Serial.

Right. I've never heard of him. As much serial stuff as I know, I did not know that. Yeah, well, look. I did not know there was a certain. That's the whole, that's the point of this show, or this segment is to compus. 1970s. That's my go-to serial age.

Both of you. Both of you, by the way, said s'mores. You've locked in your answers, by the way. Both of you said s'mores. Yeah, I mean, come on. It's a smores-based cereal. It's got to contain marshmallows, right? Because it's graham crackers chocolate marshmallow.

You would both be correct on that one. Scott said marshmallow amaties. I mean, it's right there in the name. How could you not? Brian said C-3POs with little marshmallow R2D-2s. No. C-3POs did not have marshmallows. Marshmallow-Madies did.

Sometimes the obvious answer really is an actual answer. And Sir Grapefellow had little grape-flavored. It was grape-flavored cereal with starlight marshmallows. Ew. Starlight marshmallows. That doesn't sound good. That sounds bad. Everything about that.

Grapes and marshmallows? Blah. That sounds foul. Yeah, I know. It's a very weird combination. I'm a little surprised. These were kind of like the out-of-season, like, booberry. Yeah, like your boo-berry and count chocula.

Right. exactly I got you so when you uh Brian when you said all of these were at one time or another or even now cereals that's what locked me in on marshmallow 80s because I for for a hot minute there I thought well that's that sounds like something he'd make up oh that's what I thought too and I didn't listen to the question close enough because I was arguing about something yeah you would have had it probably I'll be correcting me on my pronunciation of snidly whiplash is that's it yeah that's what I was so yeah there was a bear there was a baron Raspberry? That's, is that a good...

That was the competing one, and he would go, I am Betty, I'm Betty, Betty, Betty Good, Benon Von Raspberry or something like that. He looks like a old... It was like the Red Baron versus the Sopwith Camel. They very, very carefully

sidesteped some Nazi imagery with that guy. Oh, yeah. For sure, yeah. Yeah, that's a weird thing. Oh, the 70s. A little marshmallow swastikism. Yeah, kind of. Well, anyway, what were we feeding kids then. All right. So you know what I was thinking, there is a Smedley.

Smedley. Schmedley. Is there a smetly? Smedley. Oh, Smedley, the dog. He's a dog. Medley, the dog. And I think that's why I was, I was merging him with my Smedley whiplash. Anyway. Brian's not buying that? Is that interesting saying done away? It doesn't sound like he's buying it. I totally, it was totally a smetly.

Okay. All right. Let's get to the last question here. And this one states, I want you to tell me which of these states have more pet cats than dogs. And we'll just ignore the fact that Scott already has won the game because there's no way even if you get all three of these right, you can compete. But we won't worry about that. So three of these states, Nebraska, Kentucky, New Mexico,

Montana, Florida, and Virginia have people have more pet cats than dogs. So I can only get five points? You can only get five. Go for it. What do you got to lose? You can't... Go for it. Yeah. Everything. It's like crazy climber. Go for it. Go for it.

Dude, I won a digital watch playing that game in a contest one year. Was it a digital watch that played Crazy Climber on, like, the little LCD? No, it wasn't even that. It was like a Timex freaking, it was one where you had a little calculator built into it. Calculated with all the teeny tiny buttons on it? Yeah, super nerd watch, 80s nerd watch. It was bad. Oh, love it.

I wish I still had it. All right, three of these, eh? Where would cats really thrive? here. Three of these have more cats than dogs, right? Yes. Okay.

You already won. More cats than dogs. No, I know I've won. Stop showboating. Eat my poo. All right, I'm going to go with two of these that I think I know. I mean, I could go all three and it still wouldn't hurt me. You got time.

I spilled creamer on my outside my coffee cups. Oh, man. Dude, I'm so sorry. Spilling the creamer. Looks like there was a money shot. on my desk. D. Gross.

Trying to slide that one past the sensors, wouldn't he? Yeah, you can hear it. Okay, I'm... They're distracted. Going with my logic here.

I hope I'm right. It doesn't matter I won anyway because Brian didn't win today. He lost today. Right, okay. All right,

let's see what you guys said. You both said Virginia? Correct. Yeah, Virginia does have more pet cats than dogs. Scott, you also said Florida and New Mexico. Brian, you also said

Montana and Kentucky. Zero points for you guys on this one. Nebraska, Florida, and Virginia are the states. Like, Florida kind of makes sense. You get a lot of retirees and they want to have little cats or cats, multiple cats. I would have thought tiny dogs is what I was thinking. Tiny dogs, too, yeah. I don't know why Virginia, but Virginia's got Virginia is for lovers and for pet cats, apparently.

I don't think it's intentional. I think there's just more cats there. You think they just got no choice? Yeah, they got no choice. They're just, you're living with them. We got one indoor cat, but then I got eight that we feed. The Nebraska one surprises me because I just would have thought it's a dog state. I don't know why.

Just thought they'd be. Like hunting and stuff like that. So that's why I would think, all right, Kentucky, more hunters, probably. And Nebraska's a big, wide open place and, you know, dogs everywhere. Dogs running free. Yeah, I don't think a herds of cats. Yeah. So, well, there you go.

Hey, I feel pretty good about my win, though. It's pretty good. You do. Congratulations. You won. and that means that because you won, that means that if I pull up that page and quit pouring my coffee,

I could tell you that because you won, Austin Scogland from Jacksonville, Florida won. Hey, there's more cats there. So congratulations. Austin, you're getting super time force, ultra, and faster than light, which you can redeem on Steam. And, Sean, you're getting Armello also on Steam.

You win, Sean. Congratulations. I threw this whole game so you could get the better game. Whatever. You're welcome. Big thanks to Matthew Bach for sending you these codes. Matthew Bach, always quick with the codes, that guy.

So congratulations to both of you. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Both won. You're both cool cats and a dog's world. And you should send Brian that email, coverville at gmail.com. I've already got the emails. Oh, you've already done it. You've already sent you.

I'm composing these emails while you guys talk about Play Retro. Oh, yeah. We're going to do that. Well, it was supposed to be today, but I forgot I had a thing I scheduled. So it's not today. So one more week at Tuesdays. Oh, and then the next week, I'm in Vegas. We've got to talk about that.

Anyway, whatever. We'll figure it out. Live from Vegas, play retro. But anyway, it's happening and it's happening soon. Hey, Brian, tell the fine folks at home what we're covering because I'm excited. This week, we're looking at the first 3D attempts on consoles, such as mascots, Mario, PlayStation's sort of mascot, Crash Bandicoot. And then the failed attempts by Sonic to never really get a 3D game out until the Dreamcast. So we're going to be talking about all of those early on 3D games, what they did right and what they did.

Oh, so long. Yeah, and keep in mind, this is not a deep dive into the Mario game history or even the Sonic history or any of that. This is us saying there was a rough transition around the beginning of the 3D era. How did these different venerable franchises fare in that transition? Some did better than others. Let's put it that way. All right, I'm going to ask you guys a question. This is a couple of retro players.

What is your favorite game that uses a track ball as a controller? Missile command. Next. Missile command. Do you say Centipede? Missile command all the way. Always missile command. Centipede.

What about Millipede? Millipede's better than Centipede. Yeah, if you're going to say centipede, at least go with the improved. That's all right. Yeah. I'm trying to think. What else? There's other ball games.

I don't know why. Crystal castles? I thought one of you might say Crystal Castles. That's not bad. That's good. 360 skateboarding or Marble Madness? Marble Madness, I would say is a good one. 720 didn't use a ball.

720 didn't use. Oh, it was a track ball, okay. It was a joystick. You know what? It was thinking it was the same kind of cabinet as Marble Madness. Oh, marble madness. Dumbus. I'm sorry.

I take back my answer. It's Marble Madness. madness 100% all the time. I take mine back too. It's marble madness. Absolutely. It was madness in the, stream today. Marble madness. I love marble madness. Love that game. And I only like it with a trackball. There's plenty of versions on joysticks and consoles and all that, and they're never as good because you need that damn trackball for momentum and stuff. It's amazing. Oh, Skater Die used a trackball, the original Skater Die? Did it really? No, Skater Die or 720? 720 is the one we always call Skater Die.

Now, you're talking about something else? Yeah, I don't know. Now we've got a whole episode on the difference between 720 and Skate or Die. We've got to find out. Yeah. I don't see, yes, 720 definitely didn't have what I'm looking at right now. Right. Hmm.

Oh, wow. The original track and field used trackball and then was later changed to buttons because you'd do that little thing with a ballpoint pen or a straw to like hammer the buttons really fast. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember that. Oh, man. You're making me want to play Marble Madness. which is going to get its own damn episode one day.

I'm excited about that. Just for that bass guitar line. Travis is right. Golden T also used it as a golf game, very popular golf game in the arcade. Yeah, there's a bunch, but I'm telling you,

Marble Madness is King, missile command second, and maybe Centipede later on, maybe. Penepeed. Maybe. It's okay. Centipede's okay.

It's not the best. It's on the front of my trackball console. Yeah, go touch. It's got to be the best. Touch your, touch your, It doesn't mean anything. It means nothing.

Oh, yeah, you bought the Atari Trackball combo unit thing. It's awesome. It's a combo unit thingy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that? Oh, is it like a USB joystick that's got a trackball and joystick and all that? Yeah, and you know who made it?

MicroCenter, of all places made it. Yeah. Microsenter made an Atari fight stick with trackball in the center. You have six buttons on each side, two joysticks, eight-way joysticks, and a roller ball right in the middle. good luck finding me i got like one of the last ones at christmas time i didn't know it at the time you can't get them now it's great yeah oh look at that thing that's cool i know right just throw it in your lap and go i'm annoyed available for in store pickup only pick up in 18 minutes

let's see which which uh out of stock out of stock out of stock out of stock out of stock oh westbury new york brooklyn flushing new yorkers all have them in stock if you're in new york and you want one of these it's in stock everywhere else out of stock I want one of these so bad look it's all hefty and big and heavy and oh man I want it if it had a little dial on it would be perfect right so you could do tempest

that's the number one ordered accessory with this thing at the time you open there's a little key lock in the front you can open it up you can get to all the innards inside you can replace all the buttons including putting a dial in there get out oh and there's like because there's even a picture of a Tempest thing on the front there, too. It looks like you on the triangle level.

Yeah, Joey lives in New York. Get up there, Joey. Joey, Joey, go get it. Joey, Joey, Joey, go get two of these and Scott and I'll hook you up. Jewel image will take care of us, the wrestler. Yeah, no kidding. There's that new wrestling documentary that I'm curious about that I just saw advertised last night. That and the Tony Hawk one on the easy.

W.W. Evil, I think, is what it's kind of sexy. I don't know. I want to see that Tony Hawk one. I keep hearing that's amazing. It's on HBO. It's supposed to be awesome. My daughter was raving about it. Said it made her cry.

My gosh. Oh, I don't want to cry. I know. Does this dog die? No, I did. No. Then how am I going to cry? He does a lot of, I guess he spent his whole life trying to do that,

speaking of 720 to do a 720 on a skateboarder. A skateboard is really hard. And I guess there's a huge story through it about how he was just like dead set on getting that seven. and nail on that 720. Anyway, it's supposed to be really good. Well, there you go. Hey, Brian, Dunaway, you know, hanging with you is always a good time.

And that stuff will do that we talked about will be tomorrow at 3.30 Mountain Time or wherever you get your podcast. That's play retro on the world podcasting, wherever you get it. Donoway, is there anything else you'd like to say before you go today? Yeah, I'll be playing some of that world podcasting gaming tonight. But what time do you guys do the last podcast? NTP? Yeah, we don't do it live. They don't do it live, though. America's last podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's do a lot of time. It's my favorite show. When's it come on? It doesn't. You start recording at 730s. Yeah, there's no live show, though. So you're not competing. Okay, okay. Well, I'm going to be streaming from 6 p.m. Eastern time to 7.30. So I'll just, we'll just. Oh, well, you can, like I said, we don't stream it. So you can, you can stream as much as you want. Yeah, you can do it every one. Yeah. Wiener's out. Oh, believe me. You know, we, there's so many people in the, in the, in the, in the,

audio of this thing that it would be mayhem to try and do a live stream with that as well. Oh my gosh, can you imagine last week on a live stream though? Can you imagine? I cannot. Nope. Nope. I can't. All right, well, there you go. Brian Dunaway. Go eat a turd and we'll see you later.

There you. Nom, num, num. Tasty turd. You know, there's that Tari Couchade thing at Arcade One Up, which has an asteroid, centipede, Tempest, Gravitar, Milipede, Lunar Lander, Crystal Castle's Missile Command. It's got that little padded bottom thing, probably similar to what Brian has.

No fight stick, that was the only problem. But then you've got a trackball and a dial and a dial and all that stuff. Oh, there is trackball and dial on it? I didn't know that. Yeah, there's trackball dial and tons of buttons. I want, I just want the ultimate control thing where all that stuff's represented. Why not have a joystick on there? Like, put all of it on there.

Why? Totally agree. It's egregious that they didn't include a joystick. It is. It's silly. Well, all right, then. Let's do some news, because news is fun. And we need to inform the people. It's the job of the press.

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thing from three different seasons even yeah a couple of the biggest beards i've ever seen in my life as well right so lots of beard lots of good times lots of old maybe doesn't have a beard does she no not only on only on the podcast just kidding amy uh all right well good luck to both of you or all of you for that project. Sounds awesome. Yeah, that sounds really cool. Let's dive into this story here about an Alabama man. Alabama. Alabama.

Did it take place in Greenbow, Alabama? No, but that's the state with the governor who burps when she talks, right? Isn't there anything about that? Really, I haven't learned about that. I thought there was a, let's see, burping. It may have been made up. Burping. Wasn't there a state something with burping?

Bama governor. Hold on, here it is. Governor of Alabama burping. It came up in a search. Let's see if I can find it. Here, I'll play it. Okay. Hold on.

Here we go. No, I know. What is happening? Oh, they're verifying my existence as a human. Well, make sure that you're old enough to watch a burping. Yeah, I can't. I got to make sure anyone under the age of 13 cannot watch the Alabama governor burp. Oh, my gosh.

This is doing so much, I'm not a robot stuff. I've already proven it four times. Why is it still doing it? Okay, apparently this website will not let me play it. Anyway, she burps and she talks is the important part. All right. Oh, here it is YouTube. Found it.

Okay. Let's open it up. Here we go. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Why is this? Everybody with their little intros. And there's no audio.

All right, great. No audio to hear the... That's great. Governor burps a lot. Yeah, that's just what you want. It's really working out great. Live radio, what do you expect? Okay.

Anyway, an Alabama man. He's a cute. of stealing a 70-ton crane. I would say unless you're David Blaine or somebody like that, don't even try this. Why would you do it? It seems insane. You're not able to hide it or walk out of the store with it in your pants. You'd steal it just dangling from the top of it, too. Exactly.

That's what David Blaine would do. Says an Alabama man who called a wrecking service or wrecker service asked to have a 70-ton crane pulled out of the woods is now charged with stealing the heavy machinery, according to the sheriff's office. The owner of the towering service contacted, or, yeah, contacted the Chilton County Sheriff's Office on Monday, saying the man had called claiming someone else gave him the crane

and he wanted to remove it so he could sell it for scrap according to the agency. None of this was his purview. He didn't own it. He has nothing to do with it. Wreck or service owner called the, sorry, owner recalled moving the same crane a few years back and contacted its owner who denied having given it away.

The towing operator then called law enforcement. The man who wanted the crane removed fled before officers arrived, driving the rig into a ditch where it became stuck. You want your crane here. Come. Yeah, come get it. Come get it, man. Cheez it. It's the fuzz, he said, and then drove his crane into a thing.

26-year-old Clinton man was arrested Tuesday on a probation violation of first-degree theft charges. Court records didn't include the name of the defense attorney. Well, who cares? Quote, we have worked a lot on theft cases over the years, but this one definitely takes. First place in the heavyweight category says Sheriff John Sheridan's office. You know what they're going to need to pull that thing out of the ditch? A crane. Another crane, man.

Yeah, I wish there was a Frazier brand of cranes. That would be awesome. Frazier Cranes, Doc Incorporated? That'd be incredible. I'm lifting. I'm moving huge pieces of material and equipment for you. Here's another story. Okay.

GM, General Motors. All right, not general manager or game master, all right? Yeah, that's general motors. General Motors, sure. Cruise, autonomous taxi. They have a cruise. Or a GM cruise, sure. Yeah, have you been on one of those, my chance?

I've been in a, it was a Tesla, autonomous Tesla, in Vegas, and there was still a person behind the wheel, and then there was a second person in the passenger seat that was just explaining to us the entire time what was going on with, like, showing us on screen. See, these little yellow boxes, that means it's a little yellow boxes, that means it's looking at the lights and this red box here is it looking at the tail lights of the car in front and slowing down and yeah i think they have to i think they have to do they have to have somebody in the car still i believe yeah the law the law right now at least the current law is for that testing is you got to have somebody there in case something goes south right right we'll get there though

yeah um well anyway this grue's convertible Chevy bolt without a driver was pulled over by san francisco police in an unsuspected turn the car bolted. It took off. No, you know, no pun intended with the name. Well, maybe, but it took off and left. The original Instagram poster noted that this occurred on Richmond Street in San Francisco. GM's cruise vehicles have been operating autonomously in San Francisco at night, giving rides to employees around the city. Until now, we've only seen success stories. Recently, Google's Waymo driverless vehicles joins crews in San Francisco. San Francisco, often a place where this stuff gets tested and done. Yeah. There's,

There's also another one downtown that's a autonomous tram or bus that I think just goes to different spots on Fremont. And I believe there's no driver on that one. Oh, interesting. Is that the one that got in a weird accident? Yeah, yeah, like on its first day out. Yeah, that was, that's hilarious to me still that it got in an accident. So wait, how come some of them can have, how come the cruise ones have to have people in them and the... That I don't know.

I think because they're being used for ride shopping. services they have to have I don't know. That doesn't make sense, does it? No. Maybe there's some, who knows, I've learned over the last three months or so, the Vegas has some weird rules about what businesses can do or can't do in that town.

Yeah. Actually, as of the end of February, emotional, not emotional, but just emotional and via launched free autonomous ride hail services in Las Vegas. Free. Free. Yeah. So in exchange,

for taking your life into your own hands, you get to ride in a car from the Excalibur to the Bally's. I wouldn't mind that. That'd be fine. I would totally do. You're never going fast enough to get, even if you got in a rack. No, you can't go over 20 miles an hour on the strip. I may make that a goal to try one of those if I can figure out a way to do it. Yeah, be fun. Do they... So, okay, here's a question for you. You get it through the Lyft app, by the way. Emotional is working with Lyft. Ah, okay. No, I'll definitely try because I like, I prefer Lyft over Uber. any day. I do too. If I'm, okay, here's the question. I'm in an autonomous, emotional car, okay?

Yes. And it just got to. You're feeling emotional. Yep, and it just picked me up. And I went, ah, sweet, I'm in. Okay. And I hop in. And then I'm in there and I'm going, oh, I drank too much.

And I hurl all over the back seat. Now, this emotional car doesn't know. He doesn't care because it's a car. No, emotional car doesn't probably doesn't hear you or like doesn't have a sound recognition thing. I'll bet you though there is a camera. in the car that feeds to a live person. Probably. So, like, there's probably

somebody at a dispatch center that's watching videos, making sure there's no muffky-fifky going on in the backseat of the ride share. Okay, but if I hurl there, is the next people that have to take that? Because the robot doesn't care? Is it just going to pick him on? I'll bet the, once

it's detected that there's vomit, like, once the dispatcher sees it, it probably turns off that car being available for ride share and brings it back to the station as soon as it dumps you out. Do you think it has a remote voice thing where they're like, sir, please stop having sex in the back of our

autonomous vehicle? Yeah, exactly, yeah. I kind of want to know more about all this. But I'm going to try. I'm actually going to try next week, see if I can get Kim and I'm one of those. I'm one of our, you know, whenever we've got to move around somewhere. You guys can have your own little muffky fufky going on in the back seat. Yeah, let's see what we can get away with back there.

Yeah, yeah. A couple in their middle age were caught fooling around. Engaged in muffky-fucky in the backseat of an emotional vehicle. Yeah. It was very emotional. That's right. A widow in the news also. You know, that's the people,

people what been married, lady what been married is no longer married because dude died. That's what that is. You know how it totally was an old time thing to describe someone as, oh yes, that's the widow Jackson.

You know, like basically saying the last name, like Andy Griffith, wasn't there like the widow McAllen or something like that? Oh, he was trying to date? Yeah. He was trying to date the widow so-and-so, the widow Louise or something like that. Yeah, they don't say the widow ahead of it anymore. That kind of, that bums me out.

I think it's a great old-timey thing that we should bring back. Well, anyway, a widow spends or spends all of her GoFundMe donations for her husband's death on gifts for her lover that had him killed. Oh, no. Wow. It's really taking a turn here. The plot thickens. All of a sudden, this is a Nicole Kidman movie. Yep.

And this, and this, uh, this news. Yahoo site has an immediate typo in the very first sentence. Oh, a WOMA. A WOMA. They met woman, but they said, a WOMA who admitted planning her husband's murder, unless that's short for widowed woman, but I don't think it is. I don't think it is, yeah. Spent thousands of dollars raised for a go fund me, uh, to give to a man who's accused of carrying out the actual killing.

Jennifer Faith, age 49, aren't they always, pleaded guilty in February, plotting the cold-blooded murder of her husband Jamie who was shot seven times by a mass man and while the couple were out walking a dog in Dallas in October of 2020. Okay, so it was all part of the plan, it turns out. Police would charge Faith's boyfriend

Darren Lopez with murder. He's a weighted trial after pleading not guilty. In the days after Mr. Faith's murder, Mr. Faith is my father. Go-fund me amount or things started up to help her out by a family friend neighbor person They raised more than $60,000.

I was shocked to see how much people were contributing and donating, said the neighbor. Jennifer Faith also went on television the days after the murder to plead for the gunmen to come forward. Oh, sure. Great. Wow. What they'd done, you know, turned themselves in. Turned on the waterworks and the acting skills and please come forward. Then court documents show Jennifer Faith lavished gifts on Mr. Lopez, including a Samsung Q-L-ED large-screen television, a plane set of plane tickets. and gave him access to her credit cards, according to a new 48-hour CBS documentary.

Nice. All right. Who's playing her in the eventual true crime four-part documentary miniseries on Netflix? Oh, let's do this. Okay. Let's say that they do... Is there a picture over? Is there a picture over on the...

We could start with that. Oh, yeah, we could start with that. Yeah, we could do that. I think the important thing here to mention is, would we want a documentary or we want a reenactment? What do you want? How do you prefer this? You want a drama? Yeah, dramatization.

Yeah, I want, I want reenactment. Okay, so now I'm looking at these people. Is that Lopez or Faith, that guy? That's her husband. Sure, this is the GoFundMe page, the photo, so I'm believing that that is, that's the guy who got shot, and then the one who hired the shooter.

So that's the Faith Lady. That's her husband, who is dead now. I don't know who that girl is, probably family. I'm going to say, uh, Jessica Chastain for, I mean, after that Tammy Faye thing. She can wear some prosthetics to be less attractive, you know, sorry, sorry,

unattractive murderer lady, I'm going to. Sure, sure, why not? Although, after seeing that thing with Renee Zellwiger where she's like a murder lady up the street. Yeah, the truth about Pam. Yeah. You could do it. You can get her dressed up like that. Oh, Elizabeth Moss.

What a great pick. That's not bad. Wow, that's not bad. Now, this husband, who looks at. looks like every guy you ever met in your life. I don't know who should play this guy. We need somebody kind of playing. Michael Sarah or...

Oh, I don't know. He's not old enough. You need like that. Not old enough. Yeah. Let's see here. What is the guy from 30 Rock? The...

Tracy Morgan. Oh. Oh. Kenneth. Kenneth. Yeah, that's perfect. Perfect casting. No, that's perfect. And we don't have a picture of Lopez, so we don't know how to... You know what? Hey, Mario Lopez. Just get the name. There you go. We'll just, yeah, we'll just base it on name. Yeah, what's he doing? Just more of that stupid Hollywood TV. What does Jack McBrayer look like now? I mean, I know it's not like we haven't seen him in a while, but... Yeah. I don't know. Of course he still looks the same. That guy will

always look exactly the same. Yeah. Like, what do we expect, right? of course. Yeah, exactly. All right. Well, that is your news for the day. We're going to take a break. When we come back, we got a Monday morning mashup. Stephen Schlecker is out, but we got that and a couple emails. I haven't even told Brian about yet. So we're going to do all of that after this song break. And I, if I, if I'm, unless I'm wrong, Brian's brought a hell of a song today. Brian, what'd you bring? I have. You're right. Yeah, this is a band called High Viz, uh, H-I-G-H-H-H-I, just like you normally spell Viz, V-I-S, short for like high visibility, right? These guys are a London indie band that probably have some influences by The Clash, I would say, kind of that 80s-era clash sound to them.

It's really, really good. This is a brand new single. They've got a new album coming out later this year, but this is a brand new single they've released called Talk for Hours. Here's the band, Hi Viz. Thank you. From where I'm standing, you know, you're trying to renegade, you're dying to renegade. You never ask for a life you claim to hate And this soul is past itself by date

And all this talk of HMP is killing me We've come our long way Since the days the talk so free And now it's the weekend for we meet So for hours I hardly know yeah Talk around I hardly know yeah

But I I'm listening But I I'm listening I'm listening to you cry Friends keep dying through their authenticity And sadly you're not as funny as you used to be

You can't stand in silence you hate to leave I won't stop smiling this conversation I regret And try to remember I've not people out for less So just buy your tongue and throw with me So forever I was I hardly know yet So forever I was I hardly know yet Would I I'm listening to you?

Would I I listen? I'm listening to you and try It's all for you know, It's all for a while It's all for hours I'll be known yet So for hours I hardly know that Would I

I miss me Would I I'm miserable So for hours I hardly know that So for hours I hardly know that Would I I miss me?

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All of you women look real pretty to me. I would love to have one of you for one night only. Maybe a longer than that if you let me. Okay, bye. Cuss that motherfucker out the day. A morning stream, Excelsior. We're back, everybody. remind me who that was sure that was the song talk for hours by the band hi visz hi viz hi viz

oh hi vis oh hello visuals that's what scarlet witch would always say uh in sitcom land when he'd walk in the door hi viz there you go so now it all comes back i didn't ever like that shortening of vision to viz i'm not a fan of this either i don't think it's annoying i wish they wouldn't maybe do that viz always believed in a multiverse oh by the way speaking of which was it oh we said the same thing. Hey, I was going to ask you, so moon night, I'm hearing that moon night is way too bingey and then because it's separated out, don't watch it until it's done. Sounds like somebody who just doesn't want the pressure of having to pull a Loki or a, oh, well, maybe, but maybe, but somebody told me, I can't remember who told me, or they sent me a review

or something on screen rant or something. They just said, look. I could see that. Yeah. You know what? there's there is a very there is a very like oh yeah i want to i want this episode to lead right into the next one kind of thing yeah but that said i mean there's nothing stopping you from watching them all individually and then binging them again afterwards yeah that's true i think it's been excellent so far and i think um oscar is i was i didn't wasn't sure about casting perfect casting for uh for mark specter and company and his he's pretty great company in his head yeah the company that exists in his head. So Garrett Wineserle hates it.

And he loves everything about anything they've ever done with Marvel. He hates it. Wow. Well, he needs to watch Inhumans then. If he wants some real hate, then he... I think he liked Inhumans, I think. Oh, really? Well, maybe I'm thinking of...

I might be thinking of... I'm thinking of the other one. What's the movie? that we just had and that everybody was like... Eternals. Eternals. I might be mixing them up.

He might have liked Eternals and not in humans. The important thing is I'll see. I think I'm going to binge it. I've waited this long. I'll just binge it and I'll do it after Loki and ten of the things I haven't watched. There you go.

Now, this morning, the Thor Love and Thunder trailer... Oh, yeah. I saw it. I saw it on the toilet. Yeah, I was on the potty. Excellent. Well. Yeah.

What'd you think? Did it make you squeeze an extra little toot out? No, nope. It did get me kind of excited. Yeah. I was, you know what? I'd kind of forgotten where Thor ended up at the end of Engame. Right, with the Asgardians of the Galaxy.

Yeah. I forgot they had done that. Still fat. Yeah. So I assume that tells me there'll be, you know, like the Hulk in the last Thor movie, there will be a bunch of secondary stuff with the guardians, at least for part of it. It looks like there's a lot. Yeah, I don't know how much.

how much they carry through the film. But when we last left, Thor, at the end of Endgame, he was hanging around with Quill and Company. And I don't remember where they said they were off to go. Like, were they going to go? Was it something related to, that wouldn't be something related to Yon-Doo? I don't know. Anyway.

Which Guns and Roses song did they have in that? It was Sweet Child of Mine. Sweet child of mine. They're clearly going for a very 80s metal era look and vibe um and still a tycho a tidi and uh sure yeah yeah i'm excited ready i am too i am too july for that one first we got to get our uh dr strange on and uh all the rumors circulating about who we're gonna who we're gonna finally see in that one supported by the uh the trailer yeah some of this is i i assume those some of those cons how do they keep track all that shit because

they got like multiple directors where they're like all right you guys we need to have a combined meeting here. Sam Ramey, get in here, sit down, Tyga Wittiti, you're over on that side of the table. See you guys know, you got a crossover coming. We need to let you know what you got. You know, that seems like a lot. It's all foggy, right? I mean, he basically has a big whiteboard in his office or a bunch of cards, and he's basically, he's got a map for what the, where things need to go in phase four. And the directors have to play within the boundaries of those those paths, but what they do within them, I think, is probably more up to them. I want to start a rumor about that guy.

Okay. Because he always, he never isn't wearing a hat. Have you noticed this, a baseball hat? Kevin Feigey? Yeah. Always wearing one of these. Yeah, he is always wearing a hat. Always one of these, always.

Like you never, at premieres, the fanciest events, con film festival, doesn't matter. There's Feigey with his baseball hat on. I've got a picture of him right here with his IMD Fido. I am Defeito. I am Defeito. I am Defeito. Master of the powers of defeat. It sounds like an actual henchman first.

It does. I am Defeito. Defeito. His I. MDB photo, that I abbreviated, has him without a hat. No way. I need to see it. Hold on. I'm looking.

Because I got to see it for myself so I can finally put this behind me. Just about every other photo. he's got a hat and it's always a different hat Kevin Feet it's always a hat with like the logo of whatever movie he just finished working on because there is the Eternals hat this one is the

looks like Avengers Infinity War that one's Infinity War as well Yeah it's usually branded Far from home yeah it's usually branded Which is good you know it is yeah showing off his business there but I didn't know he was a producer on the X-Men

The original X-Men in 2000 It was his first gig Oh didn't know that either No idea. Well, anyway, he... Hydra hat right there? Wow. Interesting.

I didn't know he was capable of not having a hat on. This kind of blows my theory. Like an opening on the top of his head that he has to always keep protected or... Yeah, or something. I wanted there to be some kind of weird robot proof or something. A little tiny rat pulling hair. Yeah. But no, this IMPB photo, which could have been doctored.

Could be doctored. You never see video. It could be my head that they photoshopped on top of his head. Is there any video where he's not wearing a hat? Hmm? Somebody out there? I don't know. I don't know.

Don't assume you deep fakes. I want the real thing. All right. Well, anyway, yeah, that's looking good. Good on him and his I am Defeito. It's a really good, Fido. I am DeFito. I'm Defeito.

An alternate skeleton. Skeletor rival on an episode of He-Man. It sounds just like Skeletor named Defeito, yes. I love it. I love it. All right. Let's get to this. Oh, I'm going to play a little game with you.

It's new, and so I don't have a thing for it. Well, you know what? I'll play this. Do I have it here? Maybe I don't. Send and receive email. So this is what I like to call email roulette. All right?

Okay. All right. I'm literally going to plunk down my mouse on a, an email without looking at it and then we're just going to read whatever it is and these are all TMS emails though okay these are all sent to the so these aren't going to be like uh advertising for good old games of what the specials are this week well unless any have snuck through here which is possible there might be some ads in here and if they are we're forced to read him that's the rules okay so uh so here goes the first one i'm just going to close my eyes click oh a real one this

is from anthony pennington in his title or in his subject line. He says TMS contact, watch Metal Lords on Netflix. Metal Lords. He says, it's a new Netflix, Netflix movie. It exceeded all my expectations. It was rad, and I believe Tom Morello had a hand in creating it. High school, coming

of age, but was a lot of fun. I've also heard this was good from other independent sources. I've also said that it's very good. Yeah, so it's not a doc. It's like a drama or basically a full-on movie.

about some kids that form a heavy metal band Yeah, like heavy metal kids They're super into it And I think it's set now though Oh is it? Okay, in the The current timeline And they're just really in the metal I don't think it's like a throwback

But I could be wrong I do like that there's one kid with You know covered with Kiss makeup I don't know anything else about this But it just have heard recommendations for it Which Kiss member is he dressed like Or makeup like? Oh, that would be Gene Simmons

With the Well, now that I see it up close it's it's not but that's probably who it's closest to with the um the eye oh the things coming off the eyes right that's how you always know with him they're the big evil eyes because stanley had one star like a star over one eye and peter chris did he have anything on his eyes and i had whiskers for the cat and ace freely had lightning bolts if i remember correctly i think that is correct yeah yeah um paul stanley i have to say of all those guys they all they all all look a little horrific right now, but Paul Stanley looking pretty good.

He looks like a, you know, he's looked like a guy who's aging, but he looks like he's taking better care of himself, whereas I saw a picture of Freely the other day, and it was like, yeah, it was some dark minutes there. Ooh, look at that. Hey, Scott. Hey, guess what I am? You want to take a guess what I am, Scott? Hey, Gene Simmons, get in here.

We're having a, were you doing a reunion and a tour and everything? What do you think I am? What do you think I am, Scott? Paul Stanley and I was just entered into the Hall of Fame. Okay. No, literally this is something something, you know, a household item that

does something else except just being a little plastic representation of Paul Stanley. What do you think it is? Hold on. Not Pez. Right. That was a good guess, right? Because he's got an oversized Paul Stanley head that you think I could pull open and get a piece of candy out.

Rectal probe. But he's really short. Bum plug. No? Or like a probe, a rectal probe. Yeah, one of those. Chat says bottle opener. Is that close? It's not correct.

However, Anna Krakatow did guess correctly. You rip off his head and he is indeed a USB drive. What's our capacity on that? Well, it holds 500 megabytes of... Listen, back in the day, that was good, Gene. That was a fine amount of data you could store on a stick. I don't know how much data you can store on here because it doesn't have it written anywhere on here. Probably 512, 256, something like that.

I think, yeah, I don't think it's even a gigabyte. I bet it's because it's old enough that it's probably like, here's the problem. The shoulders are so wide. It's like you put that in to your drive and you better have room with the two on either side of it. Yeah, and if you're going to put it in the rear of a PC or a Mac or something, you're not going to have room. It won't fit. No, you're taking up exactly. I'll tell you right now, it holds.

Oh, eight gigabytes. Eight gigabytes? Eight gigabytes of Paul Stanley's body. Holy smack. Well, the truth is, those things are never meant for truly, like, this is where I'm going to keep my data. They're just kind of novelty, right? Yeah, exactly. I'm glad they work, I guess.

I want to hold all of your files. And a couple spreadsheets to corrupt them every day. Did he, does the whole band come? Can you get all of them? Is it just a him? I imagine you could. I only, I have two Paul Stanleys and I never got any other

kiss people. I really wanted, like I wanted a whole set of them, but, uh, yeah. Yeah, can't find them. All right. Can't find them anywhere. There you go. There's your email there, uh, Anthony Pennington.

Thank you for that. Here's one from, uh, oh, I got to close my eyes. Okay, here we go. Ready? Okay. All right. Ready? Ready?

Uh, the title is raising bookworms. To the morning stream. Okay. All right. Happy. Friday. What are you up to with your family this weekend? We're gearing up to celebrate World Book Day by sharing some fun and exciting ways for our kiddos to fall in love with books. Have a read below. Cheers, the Klondike team. Okay, it was an ad. That's, they don't want that. Oh,

that's an ad. Oh, darn. I was thinking it was going to be like, oh, a listener that's like, how do I, what do I do to get my kids to start reading? Yeah. And now we know. All right, I'm going close my eyes again. Here we go. Okay, we got one from Jacob Pillows. This looks like it's real. and he's not saying pillow. I'm Jacob Pillows. Have you ever laid your head down on a Jacob Pillow? Boy, if I got news for you. No, this is Jacob Pillows who's subject to stacking plates.

He's responding to that, I mean, the little Mexican guy. They put all the plates together and was afraid he was going to break his back carrying it at the restaurant. Oh, yes, right. That whole thing. It says, Jacob here, 15 plus years in the food industry and hospitality industry, done every position in a restaurant, mostly front of house, serving and bartending. All right, so it's good. Oh, I hope he's answering our question about whether or not you should stack plates.

I think that is exactly what he's doing here. Excellent. Since it's subject to stacking plates, I have a feeling that might be what this is. Yes, probably. Did you already say that? I did. You did, but it's okay because I haven't had a red on air light for Brian in a while. We need a good red.

It's time for a good red on air light. Yeah, I like that one. All right, here it is. Stacking plates is usually appreciated. However, that depends on how you stack them. There are small sauce cups silverware and napkins and plates. On the edge is frowned upon. if you put it right on the edge and teeter it they don't like that says if you try

try stacking them with pulling all of that off without pulling all that other extra stuff off and putting them on the top plate that way it's all level and easy to carry so they like that you know don't don't have little bits and bobs underneath each plate put those on top which is what i did by the way so absolutely yeah i didn't put those up there you'd be horrible if you didn't right like if you if you put the plates like stack the plates and left the knives and the forks and stuff underneath so it's a very dangerous pile you're horrible you're an evil person exactly he says if there are napkins and everything uh everything sandwiches between plates we have to take them apart and it's really gross so basically if you don't consolidate all your silverware and and ramkins

i think you meant napkins uh ramkins is a cool name unless you're all having creme brule which is possible that's fine uh because i just let the super do yourself i do appreciate a good stack though because I've certainly, or I've done it correctly when we get to the dish pit, we just toss the silver cups into the tub and dump the food into the trash and the nice stack down in the water. So it saves us time if you do a nice stack, he says. Now, I wouldn't say that in mixed company. Don't ever say I really like your nice stack.

Don't say that. Nice stack, yes. Hey, server, I've provided you a nice stack. No, I guess that wouldn't be the way to say it. Yeah, you're really stacked. No, don't say that. Trying to figure out how you would work. with what the dangerously double alt-toll your phrase would be double-old tall i love saying that actually i hate saying it but it's fun to say on this show it's fun love the show p s if breakfast is ever near lakewood and uh either of you likes hard cider come visit me at locust cider it's a cider tap tap room that i manage we have board games stand-up comedy trivia and retro games very cool what's it locust cider uh sorry locust cider there it is right there locust no that's not that's for collins oh

Oh, let's see. Locust. Is it Locust with a tea? Yeah, locust. Oh, okay, yep, there's a tap room in Lakewood. There it is right there. Fort Collins and Boulder. Oh, well, yeah, I got to go see this guy.

You should totally go. The Belmar tap room. I'm totally going. Yeah, you 100% should go to this. Wait, let's see. Are they... Oh, they're all over the place, just not here. Yeah, right.

They're closed Mondays and Tuesdays, but... They got a Fort Worth. So Fort Collins and Belmar in Colorado. Texas has Fort Worth. Washington is all over the place. Sounds like a rad joint. Ooh, I love the art. Look at that.

Look at that. I know. Yeah, the sugar skull kind of looking stuff. Look at this, chat. Ooh, look at that. It's pretty hot. All right, well, thank you, Jacob Pillows. You've got a great name, too.

I hope that's your real last name. Pillows is a great name. Jacob, Pillows. Yeah, it's awesome. All right, I'm going to close my eyes one more. We're going to do one more of these. All right, okay. Let's try this one.

Okay, how'd we do? Ah, your Renault Spring Bucket List, Renault Winery Resort. Scroll your Bloom Market Festival, April 30th. Okay, we don't want that. Yes, please advertise your winery to Scott Johnson. That's right. Okay, here's one.

Although a nice resort getaway would be lovely. Oh, here we go. No, another ad. Okay, let's try this one more time. Yeah. Okay, here's one. Brian Stuck. Okay.

His name is, oh, another dishwasher. deal. So stacking dishes is a waiter. So as I worked at a restaurant for a number of years, I would appreciate it when people would stack plates only if they consolidated. That's the same. It's basically the same message. See, all right. Yep. He says that makes all the difference.

But make sure you do it, but only if you can do it right. This is almost the exact same email. This is amazing. All right. Okay. So that's, I feel like that's independent confirmation. I like that. Yeah, two independent confirmators.

All right. Here's one more. Final one. Oh, it's a short one too. Okay. Craig M. Savine. Savine, Savine. All right.

Dear soap and body wash. Nice. My name is Craig. I pronounce it like Craig, not Craig. Oh, really? So he says, I pronounce it like K-R-E-G? Yeah. He says, I prefer the Craig pronunciation.

He does it with a K, but same thing. So the other way sound weird to me. All of my family and friends also say Craig. Is it too early to get a m sausage? Thanks, Craig. So he likes Craig. Likes Craig. Good.

There's no Craig. He likes Craig, everybody. So chat room, take that and put it in your pants or whatever. I don't remember who I was mad at over that. And probably nobody. I'm making up a fight here that doesn't exist. But I think it was just like, well, I think I say it that way because, I don't know. Maybe my mom said it that way. I had a friend named Craig Homer, and he definitely said Craig.

And he was weird. Like, I was a weird though. I loved him. It's funny. Yeah. I just by default pronounce it Craig, but I, you know. I don't. like it matters. I don't think anybody named Craig would be mad if they heard you say Craig or the

way around. I think everyone's or vice versa. Yeah. You know, we're all offended for the Craigs, but if you ask the Craigs and Craigs, they aren't offended. They're fine. That's like us getting all worked up about some other country and going, oh, that's very insensitive to a certain Asian country. And then you find out the people in that country love it. Or they don't care. Yeah. We got to stop white-nighting everything we see. Sudan, the Sudan. We're fine. Yeah. We're fine. Sudan. Ukraine, the Ukraine. Look, we got the Ukraine thing figured out by now, I feel like. All it takes is a horrible, horrible ward. I have everybody say it right. Nice job. All right. Let's get to this here, a mashup made by Jamie. It's a Monday morning mashup. And it's Moody A.F is the name. Wow. Okay. Yeah. So we all know what the A.A.F means. Yes, we do. He didn't give us any other initials. So we don't know if this is just, you know, it sounds like it's probably just a conglom. of things we said last week that are dumb yeah that's my guess um but as usual i expect great things

here it is and check it out enjoy attaining iber affection close enough oh i said iber didn't iber yeah my name is not brian iberton iberton and there's a lot of penis shapes you notice that Dan. Lots of penis shapes. Lots of phallic rocks down there. Yeah. Yeah. Lots of weeners. Haba hubba. Yep. They're covering the alien penises. Genitalia. Genitors. Now we got a hippoblite. Now we get a hippo blight. Hippoblid. Yeah, way to go, Escobar. You and your drug money. See him once again. Are you calling your mother, Pablo? Pablo, honey? We have problem of hippo. Are you going to rape me?

No, I'm only going to probe you. Okay, then yes. What's his name? Uh, old a brush Oh, Lenin? Or no, no, it was the crazy guy. The crazy guy. Yes. Rasputin, that's it. Rasputin. Brian, you did a great job replacing our light switch with a dimmer.

But did you have to break the sink? Even for the 80s, that's a really huge bush. So you're saying anywhere on the wiener. I was going to get regional about what part of the winger. I'm not going to say, well, this one, we really are putting the PM into TMSPM, aren't you? Because I can think. So, right, I was thinking maybe the shaft, or is that these. Grotum, all of a sudden, you're

The glens. That's what I want to do. The glens. Let's see. My excitement is high. Your excitement should be high. It is. I have an erect penis.

Look, I've eaten chicken wings and there's boobs over there. Wow. Yeah, Rasputin's penis is in a jar, and so Bo or somebody put that up on the thing, and then it just sat there for ages. I was like, get rid of that. Oh, my gosh. Raspuant's crazy penis. Apparently it was a bit of a beast, his penis.

Oh, was it really? Yeah, like a big. old bastard have a penis. Was he the Milton Burl of the early Russian age? That's true. Milton Burl did have a big ween. I actually have a playlist on Spotify called Moody A.F.

I was just thinking the other day I need a good rap name. I'm going with Moody A.F. Moody A.F. That's awesome. It's really good. Yo, yo, it's Moody A.F. The boy. Yo, boys. Right? There's a rap. Oh, man.

As usual, don't remember most of that. Nope. Not even the reference to the moody AF, which apparently I said out loud. Apparently we said. Yeah, we clearly said that. I guess he has audio of the bet me and Randy supposedly made. Oh, really?

Okay, so he found the bet about Will Smith winning the Oscar. Yeah, apparently, okay, so Randy's claim is, as everyone heard film sack this weekend, is that I said, no way Will Smith wins best actor. And this is, you know, this is days before the event. talking about the slap or any of that stuff.

So I was like, no, I think it's going to go to Denzel. And Randy said no. And then apparently we made some sort of bet for lunch or something. And then I don't remember any of it. I thought it was a bet you made with him if there was a bet at all. I was fully convinced that I made the bet with Randy that. Yeah. So now I guess we have audio proof.

I'm not going to spoil myself on it yet, but we're going to play it on Wednesday when Randy's here. Oh, awesome. Okay. Good. We're going to do that right. watch for that coming up soon, everybody. Do not forget. Oh, go ahead.

Oh, no, go ahead. You do your thing first, I'll do mine after. All right, don't forget, everybody. There's money to be saved. I'm all about saving you guys money, all right? And I want to put something up in the chat that I just finished yesterday. Not in the chat out of the video. I'll show it to Brian as well.

Speaking of arcades and classic stuff and whatever, I've been in a bit of a mood lately. And I created a new print. Oh, look at that. I think I'm going to call it. either level up or because it goes up. It's like a tower. I don't know yet. I don't know what I'm going to call it.

But basically, here I'll expand it a bit so people can see it. It's a drawing I did or an illustration I did of a kind of a stacked, almost like Akihabra stuff in Japan. You know, they have those stacked arcades in that part of Tokyo. That was a little bit inspired by that. But the idea of like these multiple floors, it's a cross section of a building. So it's like cut away kind of diorama style. And it's just a big stack.

arcade, full of fake games. The colors on this thing are fantastic. I'm pretty happy with how that all turned out. I was aiming for that, so that's good to hear. It has, it's at night, there's a big moon, there's clouds out. I wanted it to be a little moody. I even thought about animating it and have these screens flashing and stuff. There's some drony-looking dudes standing there playing a couple of the games.

Anyway, I'm very proud of this, and it's going up on the store shortly, and it got me to thinking, I should probably make sure to remind people that if they go to frogpans.com slash store and buy any of the prints and there's a ton of new stuff in there all kinds of different related stuff for really good prices plus a 20% discount if they use the code new stuff at checkout

frogpants.com slash store and there's bound to be something there you'd like so watch for that one going up soon and for those at home who can't tell what I'm showing here I also posted it on Twitter and other social so you can see it out there floating around Brian what were you going to mention you had something going on Oh yeah soundography going up in just a few

minutes. Hammond and I listened to Sturgle Simpson's entire catalog from start to finish. And man, that guy rarely does more than one album in the same style. Like he hops around from bluegrass to country to like rock and roll, like serious

rock and roll to even some of his covers are brilliant. So check out soundography. It's going up in just a few minutes. Soundography.com is the place to find that. Sometimes that guy does that kind of turn in the same album and sometimes the same song where it'll start a certain way and then end a certain

way he's really something man like he is incredible talent i'm not a big country music fan but but i do like sturgle simpson yeah and if you like bluegrass his two bluegrass compilations which some of it are bluegrass yeah his most rosary yeah they're like some of its covers of his own music some of its new stuff but fantastic so good interesting yeah you all should be Oh, Multiby says that his albums are each based on biblical themes. I don't think we talked about that on sound art. Because I don't think either Hammond or I knew that. Maybe Hammond did.

I definitely did not. Yeah, I had no idea. Yeah. To me, he transcends, like, what he's supposed to be. Like, he's supposed to be this country singer, but he's kind of not. He's like a weird. Some of it's real esoteric and strange. I don't know how to describe it, but once...

That anime, that he released on Netflix for Sound and Fury was... I watched that thing twice because it was so good. It's so good, dude. Yeah. So, so good. That one won a Grammy for something. Oh, best rock. Best rock album that year, 2019, yeah.

That's cool. Well, anyway, so check it out. Oh, he has a brand new album, the Ballad of Dude and Juanita. I assume you guys heard that one. We did listen to that one. It's great. It's his, well, I guess Sound of Fear was a concept album, but this one's also a concept album, and it's great. It's really good.

It's a concept album in a different way. Yeah. It's so good. glad you guys did that. I'll have to listen and see what your takes are because I got super hooked on him after you entered. It was you introduced me to him with the sound and fury thing. I hadn't heard of him before that. Yeah. So, and when you play, and when that happened, I thought, who is this 64 year old veteran of the music industry? But once again, like Coulter Wall, he's like this young guy, well, he's 40 something,

but he's, you know, he's young. Yeah, but he's got an old voice, like an old soul voice. Yeah, it's really, really good. All right. Even his sappy country has something more to say. It's hard to explain. All right. Moving on to just tell you find folks at home that this show exists because of you. And that's why we need you. Patreon.com slash TMS. For everything else you're looking for, frogpants.com slash TMS. Let's get out of here. But we can't go until the song sings. So what are we doing? Those are the rules. Rob Deerlove wrote in and said, thanks guys for your shows over the last crazy two years. It's kept me sane and given me something to look forward to each and every day.

I'm leaving the 30s club as I hit my big 4-0 on the 18th of April. That's today. So happy birthday. And I'd love it. If Brian could play an oasis cover, I'll leave it to the expert. Is it too early for a fish sandwich? Never. Oh.

Hold on. I'm going to play the one I got a U. Oh, cool. Yeah, can I play that one instead of the other one? Play whatever you want, my friend. Here it is right here. Hey, is it too early to get a fish sandwich? Wow, that's awesome.

You got to do the inaugural one there, writer-inner. Whoever wrote his name, I forgot already. Writer in her, Rob Dearloaf. Rob, dearlove, nice job. Yeah, good job. Oh, this is a fun one. So this is a cover of Oasis of Champagne Supernova.

You thought I was going to play Wonder World, didn't you? No, Champagne Supernova. Now, Turntable Kitchen did this great, and still does, this great vinyl series called Sounds Delicious, where they have an indie band cover a full album. like a great album. And there have been covers of Bruce Springsteen albums and Weezer and all these other ones. And the Yumi Zuma cover of What's the Story Morning Glory is just fantastic from start to finish

because Yumi Zuma is able to take like a completely different varnish all over the Oasis sound and produce a whole different sound. Like it's all the lyrics you know, but boy, does this sound different? Uh, case in point, champagne supernova, which you're about to hear. From 2017, here is Yumi Zuma and Champagne Supernova. We will see you guys tomorrow. How many special people change. How many lives and living strange. were you while we were getting high

slowly walking down the hall faster than a cannonball where were you while we were getting high someday you will find me covered me from the next side and the champagne soothing over in the sky Someday you will find me

Car beneath the land sky And the champagne to Panova Champagne to Canova in the sky Wake up the dawn and ask her Wake up the dawn and ask her why A dream of dreams she never dies Why would that tear away now from your eye Slowly walking down the hall

Faster than a cannonball Where were you? Well we were getting high Someday you will find me Caught beneath the land side When a champagne supernova in the sky Someday you will find me Car beneath the light sky

And a champagne to bonova A champagne supernova that we're going to get away for the sun But you would lie, if you die, the world's dying, the world's just in and love, don't know why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why. How many special people change? How many lives and living strange? Where were you? I'll be getting high. We were getting high, we were getting high, we were getting high, we were getting high, we were getting high, we were getting high. This show is part of the Frog Pants Network.

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