The Morning Stream - TMS 2294: Han Hacked First

Episode Date: May 23, 2022

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It's the morning stream for Monday, May 23rd, 2020. I'm Scott Johnson, and that is Brian Nibitt High. Hi, Scott. Welcome back from the weekend. Thanks, man. The weekend was, uh, it sure happened. Sure had one. Yeah.

Could you feel your face after, uh, this weekend? Yeah, I can feel my face. Nothing really crazy happened other than, you know, my wife got home, so that was good. Oh, I bet that was nice. Yeah, safe and sound, no COVID. A couple of tests later, all good. She's got... Rub it in, Scott.

Thanks a lot for that. Well, and the other thing is, like, you know, people tend to show symptoms after, well after there. That's true, yeah. And even tests don't work then. Tested like seven days and then let me know how stuff is going. Yeah, then I'll let me know. you know how that is. Anyway, yeah, so it's fine. It was a fine weekend.

I even did a show with you guys. We did film sack. That was fun. We did. Had a great film sack talking about, um... We got bumped, though, because you had some... Whatever the hell movie was we talked about. You had some weird power outage issues. That was crazy. Yeah, we had a heavy spring snow in, uh, end of May, which is very late for us. I mean, we've had it before. It's not, you know, Colorado's weird like that. We get the snow all different times a year.

But this one was really, really heavy and knocked out power to like 70,000 people in Denver. Tina's mom for, I think, two days, 48 hours. She was without power. My mom was without power for a few days. And I was without power intermittently throughout the entire evening of Friday night into Saturday and then into Saturday morning. And this is how we would go. The power would go out, which is usually no big deal, except people out there who have a CPAP, know what it's like to all of a sudden have your air cut off and you're like, oh, I hadn't even considered that. That's a thing.

That is a thing. And boy, oh, boy, does that wake you up? We counted, I think, ten times overnight, Friday night into Saturday that power cut out for a few minutes. And when it comes back on, our alarm system says, hey, your power is back on. Just want to let you know. Oh, wait, no, it doesn't say it like that. It says it like this. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

That's how it says it actually. How convenient and non-obtrusive that is. Yes. So basically, I get woken up with my CPAP saying, no more error for you. Air for you. And then a few minutes later, I get woken up by the alarm system saying, Hey, Power's back on. Everybody Power's back on.

That's a lot. That's a lot to do with the middle of the night. Then Saturday morning, we had Film Sack, and Power was still going in and out. And, you know, it would have been, I would have already been in, like, a frazzled mood anyway with Film Sack. We'd not still been having power outages. The half hour before Filmsack started, I think there was like six outages still. And those were blips, but it was a blip. to kill the internet for five minutes.

Yeah, because you've got to reboot, well, everything has to reset. Everything has to reset, and DSL takes a long freaking time to connect and all that stuff. So, yeah, it, oh, my God, it was horrendous. I probably could use the UPS for the CPAP. That's not a bad idea. I've got one on my computers here so that if power goes out, it can save all my work and stuff like that. Shut down normally. But one or still wake you up, it's still, I guess it would wake you up with less of a jolt

to your breathing, you know? It would wait, right, exactly. Like, yeah, my, I don't know if everybody does this, but my uninterruptible power supply beeps when the power goes out. It still provides power, but it says, beep. Like, you're writing on, you're writing on battery, beep. Mine does that too as well. But so it would actually, you would get a beep.

It would wake you up. That is way better than stopping oxygen from going to your. And not being able to read, yeah, well, yeah. And it's, yeah, exactly. I would think. I mean, I'm trying to think of the two, what would I find more annoying? I think it's the cutting off of air, I would find more annoying. Yeah, it probably would be the cutting off of air.

Yeah, exactly. I mean, you know, if that happens, my mouth opens and I just start breathing normally. It's just the fact that it's forcing air through my nose that keeps my mouth closed when I sleep and keeps me from snoring. Keeps you from C-Papping or whatever that thing is the term is. From apnea, apnea. Apenni-e-in-e-ing, something like that. Happening. Well, yeah, rough night.

It was like a sociology experiment where, like, scientists are behind glass, seeing what it's like to wake somebody up every 90 minutes and see how long it takes them to crack, basically. Well, we were glad to have finally recorded Sunday, so if you all didn't get it yet, you should. It was a great episode about the board game-based film Battleship. yes which boy oh boy it felt like we were watching people play the board game there is so many there's so much connection to the game battleship with the movie battleship it's amazing like literally two references one is when they're sitting there pretending like they're sort of being strategic i guess is sort of like the game yeah and then the part where uh the enemy missiles are all shaped like the pegs from the game then i guess yeah it's a it's an interesting it's weird because i really enjoy that movie, but I don't think

I think the fact that it's based on a board game actually hurts it. Yeah, I think so, too. And if you took that away and didn't change a thing, it would be nobody would. It would be a Breckheimer Bay film that just happens to be by Peter Berg. Yeah. Peter Berg. All right. I got a quick question for you.

Asked. I watched some TV show and this thing happened and I realized oh, I've seen that a million times. And I've never really questioned it. Questioned it before. But how many times in a In a movie or TV show, have we seen this trope of somebody who's got to talk to somebody? Let's say, in fact, they did it in that movie. They did it in Taylor Kitch.

Taylor Kitch needs to talk to his girlfriend's dad about asking her to marry him. Liam Neeson's. Liam Neeson, yeah. So he can take the Neeson daughter away. So she'll be taken. Anyway, so what he does is he gets in front of a mirror, and he practices how he's going to say it. And then messes it up, does it 50 other times. It's super frustrated with how it's saying.

pounds, doesn't like it. And I realized, I've seen this in a million, billion movies where they just are in a mirror, pretending like, oh, it's the job interview. Ladies and gentlemen, are you brought you all here today? No, I'm going to try. Let me try a different approach. Yes. Yes. Webster's Dictionary defines meeting as a group of people. No, I'm not going to do that one. Yeah, you're right on the money there. And every, every show, every movie, I swear, has a scene. Yeah. Something like. feels like it feels like yeah you're right exactly so my question to you is and to the audience and anyone else who wants to answer this has anyone ever effing done this ever in their life like

where they've stood in front of a mirror because they had a big job interview or they wanted to meet a girl for the first time or whatever the thing was where they got in front of a mirror and practiced over and over what they were going to say has anyone ever actually done this or is that you actors have right because when they're doing like they sit in front of that big mirror with the makeup stuff they're playing their makeup and that sort of thing and I imagine I imagine a lot of people have done that I've never done it well I did it once and then I imagined my audience naked so I imagined myself naked and then I said I don't know I'm not doing this ever again that's a real inception kind of problem there where you're all naked really is a real

problem yeah exactly you don't want that so you've done it I've never I mean you've never done it I've never done it I'm not saying that that means well no one does it but I'm just curious how how common it must be like some of the chat are saying yeah I've done it um i've never even been like in a car where i'm like going over stuff in my head and going how are you mr wilson how are you mr wilson you know like that i don't do that so maybe actors do chat saying actors do it fantastic does as an actor yeah i mean you do uh you act and you also do stand up and stuff and i imagine you you you probably practice like timing and stuff like that too right you'll say something and you kind of look at your expression to say all right

you know like is this the right expression i should give after i say that funny line and right that makes sense but has he ever have you ever done it where you know it was to prepare to talk to somebody else and it wasn't just a a reading of lines you know what i mean i just don't think people do it but but the no i do it red fraggle the the time i do it is yet in the car uh totally like if i'm driving to uh a client meeting a client meaning that i'm not nervous about, but like just kind of eager, anxious about, I'll say, you know, maybe practice a couple things I'm going to say, but really, you know, I never do this. Yeah, I can't think of it. Maybe I should be doing it. Maybe it's a good thing to do.

Yeah, it's a problem, Scott. I think we're all are, this is really our way of saying we'd like for you to start doing that. Okay. All right. It feels like you show up to these things and you haven't practiced. My, I barely know my lines. I have to ask for lines. Line, oh, uh, sorry, it's email time. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. It's really weird. Yeah, I guess in your head, I guess I've done that. Or in my head, I'm like thinking about the scenario I'm about to do or something. You know, I'll say this. Speaking of Filmsac, I do that a lot with my film sac intros. I mean, I do a read-through just to make sure it sounds good because I do it on paper first and I read it through and I, you know, do it. Obviously, we don't stream a film sack or record video with it at all. so I don't do it in front of a mirror, front of a camera or anything. Right.

But I do like a practice run-through. This last film, sack intro, I probably did 12 run-thrus to get the lyrics and stuff down. It does not surprise me. Yeah, you guys need to hear it because it was not what. Let's just say it this way. Brian brought the heat, okay?

Thanks. Let's put it that way. It was very good. I love doing those, and I worry that if I were to do them as much as I wanted to do them, people would really get sick of them. But I'll be honest. When I found out the movie was going to be Battleship, I actually had that. I had film sacking battleship already in my head before I wrote any of the other lyrics.

Before we even watched the movie, I'm like, yeah, I think I'm going to do this as a, I think it might do this. Oh, yeah, you all should go hear it. It was good. It was really good. And I agree with your cadence. You should do it. You know, you don't do it every time, but enough to where people look forward to it. Right.

That's good. Because my God, oh, if I have to hear Brian Dunaway's whole, oh, hi. I'm just kidding. He has a pattern, doesn't he, though? I guess we all do. And Randy's got his, my three easy steps to burp-per-per-per-primple rules for how to do a southern accent. Step one. Everybody does their thing.

It's totally fine. Everybody's all got their thing. Real quick, speaking of things, runt fish in the chat slash audience sent me something, which I think is great. I wanted to play it here. She basically said, hey, I want to do the thing that Bobby told us to do last week. So Bobby, here's your big science test for today. She's out running, which I'll let her explain how this works. This is runt fish on a run.

Okay, here you go. Hey, so I'm running. I run every day. It's been almost 30 years every single day. and I heard Bobby saying the phrase so here goes hey it's too early Indian fish sandwich love you guys bye see I think she passes she did it she's she passes there might have been a little

run through like some of those words weren't enunciated very specifically but does she get the hey to let's see too early saying the phrase so here goes hey it's too early yeah fish sandwich I don't know maybe true yeah I'm sure.

Twirley. Twirley. Twirley, twirley, you'll get a fish sandwich. Yeah, Turley, it'll get a fish sandwich. Anyway, that's good. Outrunning.

That was very good. That was very good. And, uh, kudos to her. Yeah, yeah. Uh, how's, so how's, how's Tina? I heard news. Uh, Tina's got the COVID.

Um, yeah, we, we're trying to figure it out. You know, you always sit there and you trace it back. Like, you, you cold case it or you, uh, CSI it. Like, all right. And you, you even visualize. the time-travel-y thing that CSI used to do. Sure. Well, maybe we do that because we're video-aholics.

But we think it came from a neighbor, not crazy neighbor, but neighbor across the way, who tested positive on Wednesday or Thursday, maybe even earlier. No, I think it was even earlier. Like Monday or Tuesday, they let us know. And we had just had them over to our house Friday, for a, you know, wine happy hour thing where we drank wine. We helped set up the neighbor's ginormous pool. Oh, that was pool night.

That was pool night. Those crazy day of night. So, like, we first sat there. We had some wine, some chips, salsa, cheese, stuff like that. And then we went over and massively assembled a pool. And pretty sure that's when she passed it along. Now, here's the crazy thing. I've been testing.

I tested it again this morning. A new test. It was weird. Usually we get those little ones with the plastic trays. Yeah. And you, you know, you swab, then you put the swab in the liquid. You shake it up. And then you drip three drips into the one end of the tray.

And then the other part of the tray has the pregnancy symbols on it. Right, right. About half of ours are that, yeah. Well, are the other half a little test strip that you drop into a tube? Yeah. And you hold it. You put in the tube per minute or something like that. I forget how long.

Yeah, yeah, we haven't done that. Today was the first time I've done one like that. And it's interesting. It's a whole different, like, it's really more, it feels more like your pregnancy test because you can't see it until you pull. The tube is opaque enough that when you put the test strip in there, you can't quite see if you're going to have lines. The other one, you can watch, and oh, bad boy, that line better disappear.

Yeah, no kidding. But the other one, it's like, it is total mystery until it's like, it's a little more of a surprise package when you when you do that one it is it totally is but yeah i tested negative again i have not uh kissed my wife in like a week like you know we've been uh we're we're roommates right now basically uh yeah yeah no kidding well i'm glad it seems mild so far for her that's good yeah she she's over she basically had cold symptoms started up tuesday afternoon and then um uh full-on felt like she had a cold Thursday took the day off of work and has been getting better she's

you know to put in my parlance she's probably back up to about 90% today she seemed like she was she just had a little lingering cough kind of thing so that's really good to hear yeah but uh time wise like uh well it's good for her right she got it out of the way before um we rush off to philly but uh we're going to philly this weekend for a couple days and uh oh right be a good time to be done with COVID. It'd be a good time for me not to get it now. Yeah. Like, let's hope that maybe I dodged a bullet or I had it already and didn't know it or something.

The propensity for these. It feels like I would have had to have had it because, I mean, we're in close proximity still. You easily could have and we're asymptomatic. It's totally possible. I'm kind of the same. Like, how did I sit next to Ducey in freaking Vegas and have him yell rules in my face? the whole time and not get his version of COVID. You know, tweezering little tabs

into our tongues to see how we how we taste. Yeah, I don't know how that works. How we got away with it. The one person that put something in my mouth in Vegas had COVID. That's right. The one, just the one. It was all Brian how was the one person.

That's right. Okay. Not a normal trip to Vegas where there's three or four of this. Not a normal trip to Vegas. It's just one person put something in my mouth. But you and I are in the, we are at the tail end of a big battle royale game, okay? You and I are? Yeah. That circle is closing.

So my daughter, son-in-law, and grandbaby all have it. And Taylor had it worse than any of them because they can't do any. She can't really take stuff because she's pregnant. So she's just dealing with that. She is doing better. Van got it and is just having like a major kid cold from it. And then Dylan had it pretty bad. He was laid out for about five days, but he's also doing better.

and somehow we haven't we haven't gotten it so i feel like that circle's closing we're getting we're getting to the end of the match uh 100 start only to remain it'll be brian and brian and i and then one of us will get it and then then i know it's basically that's what it's going to come down to that's how it feels yeah van god it was kind of impossible for him not to his parents both had it so he was yeah you know what's he going to do how's he doing with it or just like a cold for him as well. I know he... Just kind of a cold.

Yeah. Nothing, like massively bad. But, like, you know when a kid gets a really bad sort of cough at night kind of deal? He's got that right now. Oh, that stinks. So hopefully that passes quickly. He's getting another test tomorrow to see... See, we have this logistics problem.

Taylor is now testing negative, so she's through it. She's through it. But she has to go get an ultrasound tomorrow that's scheduled for the best. baby and she doesn't want to miss it so the goal is tomorrow she's going to have the baby tested again or van tested again and if he's if he shows clean then we're bringing then we're watching him then you'll watch van while yeah if he's not then she's not she's going to have to change her appointment which is hard because her pediatrician happens to be um hard to lock down on he's he's out he's over scheduled right now so right anyway it's a long story but geez it'll all work out in the

end you guys everyone's you know been pretty good we're all tripled Vax and boosted. What else can you do? We just do what you can do, right? All right. Yeah, it's all you can do. A real quick note here that before we get to Battle Royale today, no TMS tomorrow, okay? Tuesday is out. The reason is I'm having a bone removed from my jaw. Because that is what teeth are. They're bones. They are. They're just bones that are stuck in your jaw. And, yeah, I'm having one removed. It's an old, old, uh, the one, I only had three, wisdom teeth removed i have a fourth that just never got pulled and that's coming out so it's finally he he's survived his own battle royale yeah and uh 26 teeth started or however man

four teeth enter three teeth leave yeah and i look if we if this thing leaves is the other way around yeah if this thing was before the show we'd be doing a show if it was after the show we'd be doing a show but it's literally during the show is when this is happening so um i don't actually expect it to be too horrible it's just you know hold on a second thunderd dome right the whole two men enter one man leave yeah uh technically the the dead person is still leaving the dome he's just not leaving on his own two feet alive right what uh we've never i've never thought of it that way you're right this is really two men enter two men leave one of them in a bag yeah one's dead yeah two men enter one does we need the rhyming monte hall hunchback

monte hall to adjust his rhyme what it probably means is one man two men enter one man leave of his own accord Yeah Yeah, that's what they should change the chant Yeah, the little Burning Man chant Yeah, who runs Who runs Bartertown? Get that done.

Get that done. Well, it's really a committee that runs Bartertown, but it's headed up by Master Blaster. By the way, I'm glad you brought this up. Did you know that George Miller had a whole other movie coming out?

No, no, not till we talked about it last week. I think you brought up this. Did I bring this up again? Yeah. I'm bluzing my mom. mind. I had no idea this 3,000 years of longing movie was even being made. I didn't know

who was in it. Who was what we were talking about? Who said, you had me at Idraselba and you had me at Childa Swetton. I can remember. Oh, I don't know. We were talking to somebody. I do remember this conversation. I remember you saying that. I just don't remember who. Oh, was Glenn. Oh, was it Gwen? Oh, was

Gwen? That's what it was. But I'm still reeling from this. I knew as a woman. I was like, well, it wasn't Amy. It was earlier than Amy. Earlier than Amy. Yep. We should do another second. Oh, no, it was no. A&Me saying it was her. Wait, okay, hold on. Two TMS.

Two women enter. One leaves of their own steam. Well, anyway, I still can't get my I can't get my head around this. I'm so excited. I don't even know what to, I don't know what to expect. I know nothing about it except that trailer looks insane.

It looks insane. Like, it's not Mad Max insane. You know, know, it's clearly not a Mad Mac spin-off. It's something very much its own thing. Oh, its own total. Yeah, but what they're showing in that trailer? What the frick? Like, if you haven't seen it, Chad, or anyone listening to me, go stop what you're doing and watch that trailer.

It is whack. I'm very excited. Oh, my gosh. That might get me to do a theater, and I don't like theater. Anyway, let's move on. Let's do some game. Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, I don't see why not.

It'd be good if I had Brian already. wild here, but give me a second here, everyone. Oh, shit, that's why I'm not on TMS. Okay, here we go. Add friends to this DM. Dunaway is the guy. We're adding him now. Here he comes.

He's on his way. And when he gets here, I'll hit this button that plays music. Welcome to the Babel Royale, Tad Pooley, Half-Aasses morning edition thing. Hey, Brian Dunaway, what are you doing, buddy? Oh, hi, Scott and Brian. Hi. How are you? How's your day?

What are you doing? Your work? Everything's fine. You're good? Well, yeah, today's a rainy day. I haven't, we haven't had a rainy day in a while. Yeah. And I don't know how to feel about it.

You were due. You were due for a rainy day. Yeah, rainy days and Sundays. Were there things that you had saved for a rainy day that you're now able to take out and use? Because you said, oh, I'll save this for a rainy day. Oh, yeah, rain shot? I never go outside anyway, so he usually is. You know, you know, it's nothing anyway.

It's nothing, yeah. It might affect, it might affect, where's my umbrella? That's about... Yeah. My wife came home from your end of the country, and she's got, like, eight bug bites that are way bigger than they're supposed to be, and that's because she was in the South. It's because the bugs are bigger than they're supposed to be.

Yeah. One of them was a, what you call it? Some kind of fly, not a horse fly. Right. Shoot. No, see them? No, it's like a giant, freaking... Was it a chigger?

No, no chigers. No, what did you call it? A dragonfly? No, not a dragonfly. Ah, frick, she told me and I forgot. A georgemix fly? Deerfly, that's it, a deerfly. Oh, yeah, deerfly. There's a terrible.

Those are horrible beasts. They're horrendous creatures, just and bitter on the leg, and she's got like a giant bruise from it. It's horrible. So, yeah. I was changing a... Spanish fly. Yeah, Spanish fly, that's it. Mailed it.

I was changing a carburetor out on my mother-in-law's... lawn tractor yesterday. Shut up. Well, hold on a second. Before you even go further, you were changing out a carburetor on a lawn tractor? That's a thing Brian Dunaway can do. That's cool. Yeah, small engine, no problem. I can do those.

Really? Yeah, I got skills. I'm going to survive. I'm a survivalist. You are a survivalist. Punchout and Donkey Kong Jr. 3. I thought I did not know this is. I do different things.

But the point is, I'm not going to survive because I was trying to do that. And one of those little bitty tiny, no bigger than a speck of dirt, jumping spiders, decided he would come check me out. And those things freak me out. Yeah, they're nasty. Because they're so fast. Yeah, nobody wants those. Brian, did you say Punch Out, knowing that tomorrow we're doing Punch Out? I kind of did, yeah, because Brian almost skipped film sack so that he could play Punch Out.

It was the way I understand it. Yeah. I didn't have to. I did both. Okay, good. Body blow, body blow, body blow, body blow. Body blow. Well done.

That's where we all went. We all went body blow. That's what you do. You go body blow. All right. We're bad. Well, awesome. So let's get into it here today.

Brian, you want to explain this and how it works and what's going on? Yes, I will. Welcome to the morning half asses, a trivia game where I'm going to be giving you two, you two of you, the two of you, the answers. I'm going to be giving Scott and Brian. Yeah. No, not the band. The band stays behind. I'm going to be giving Scott and Brian a category.

and six possible answers, three of which are correct and three that are incorrect. Follow along, Claire. Depending on how confident they feel with the category, they can provide one, two, or three guesses. But if they get any wrong, they get zero points for that round. If they guess one and get it right,

they get a point, guess two and get them right, you get three points, and if you guess all three correctly, you get five points for that round. The player with most points after three rounds wins the prize for their contestant, and contestants will be pulled from members the Tadpool that aren't able to listen live. Hey, do you see those names

down there in the spreadsheet? Let's see here. Me neither. So here's who you're playing for. You're going to be playing for right there. Body blow. I'll just pay body blow while you do it. Body blow. Body blow. Body blow. Hold on a second.

That was the warehouse manager, by the way, at Nintendo of America, who was doing those He did the body blow? Yeah, yeah. They pulled around the office to see who could do the voice, and he did the best. Body blow! That's amazing.

Really? I love that. So that voice could normally yell, I need a, I don't know, a forklift over here on the third rack of the thing, he could say, because he's the warehouse manager. Yeah. And then he would punch him in the gut and say, buddy blow. Buddy blow. That's great.

All right. Scott, you're going to be playing for Wabbit, Wabit magic in Portland, Oregon. Brian, you're going to be playing for Gerald LaForest from. Minnesota, you betcha. Oh, that's great. We love Minnesota. That's where windy is. So he's a Frenchman in Minnesota?

Is that what I'm getting? Gerald Le Forest from Minnesota. Sounds like it. That's kind of funny, actually, now that you say that. The prizes today are the winner is going to get a copy of Quantum Break and Metro Exodus for Steam. Very good games. But the runner-up is going to get Back for Blood, which I think is the fourth installation of the Back for Blood series. No, I don't know.

it might be no but you're not far off so back for blood is developed and made by ex developers who made the left for dead series left for dead one and two oh really oh that's cool so they so they basically made a spiritual sequel to these to those games and it's very good back for blood is excellent quite actually every game here today yeah these are all really really good games so oh no kidding wabit magic is in the chat room which means he should not have filled out this form so uh scott instead you're going to be playing for i'm just kidding That's totally fine. You just don't get to call in, Wabbit Magic.

That's the rule. Yeah. Ha. Ha, ha. Thanks, Peter. Well, let's get to the game here. Let's give you your first category and six possible answers. We're starting off with history.

Attendees at Martin Luther King Jr.'s 1963 March on Washington. So these were, I want you to tell me the three of these six people who were there and attended MLK Jr's March on Washington in 1963. Your choices are Charlton Heston, Henry Fonda, Maya Angelou, Rosa Parks, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Sammy Davis, Jr. Oh, man. I think three of those people are... These all feel like a trick. Well, every one of them feels like it's a trick.

I can't see Charlton Heston just because, I don't know, he was kind of an ass. um and eleanor roosevelt he's all about freedom too though so i mean he's only an ass because of the gun thing right right he's an nr a ass right but that's not necessarily

no no no i know i realize that but it wasn't necessarily a racist ass he's just right right right right right a gun fanatic ass there was something else with him though don't remember what it was can't remember i don't know i'm too nervous to click these are impossible i'm just

going to click on two of the names you would think and then be wrong look at you guys you locked in with exactly the same two answers you guys both thought Henry Fonda and I can't hear the loons

and Sammy Davis Jr. One of those is right the other one of those are wrong Sammy Davis Jr. was there Charlton Heston really was there along with Rosa Parks Frank oh I thought Rose of Parks Maya Angelou and

Eleanor Roosevelt, not in attendance. I think Maya Angelou would have been too young? Too young, maybe. 63? She, yeah. Rosa Parks felt like bait. Early 20s, I think. Early 20s. I'm not sure she had hit her stride yet. And Rosa Parks,

you know, my first thought was Rosa Parks alive in that she would have been. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, it was. Yeah. I don't know why I just thought it would be too. It happened almost near the same time. It did. It wasn't that? Yeah. Yeah. To me, I separate it, though. I separate it time, and I don't know why.

Once again, it felt like bait. I was like, mm. It was baity. Two on the nose. Yeah. It was baity. All right, well, let's get to question number two, bubble bubble, toil and trouble. Six answers, three of these are actual witches brew ingredients from Shakespeare's Macbeth.

You know, where that comes from, the, the, uh, bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. And then they say, they throw things, they add things to the cauldron and, uh, you know, I should know this, but I've, I've, I've experienced so much BS since then based on this. Right, exactly. That now I'm not sure. I'm still waiting for them to update Macbeth so I can run it on Silicon. I know, right? Man, that thing, I'm not going to let us run Rosetta 2 forever.

Get on it. Exactly. Jeez, Louises. All right. All right. I'll update it to Ibeth. I beth. There you go.

I'm just I'm I'm I'm jabbing things now I'm just jabbing and selecting there we go all right I actually feel pretty good about these two choices oh well good good for you yeah I don't feel good enough for three but Claire it's not saying it three times it's not like uh candy man it's you don't say it to an actor before they're about to go out or something right is no no that's you don't say break a leg oh no you don't say you don't say good luck you don't say good luck to an actor you You say break a leg. But there's something with McBeth.

You don't, it's not a, yeah, you don't say in the theater. That's it, Gwen. Thank you. It's not, it's not, it's not, uh, Beetlejuice. What if you do? Too many rules. You do GLHF. Good luck, have fun.

That's what you do. I just don't say anything anybody. Yeah, just don't say anything. That's a good rule. Right, exactly. All right. See how we did. Let's see how you guys did.

Oh, one of you is getting some points. Uh-oh. You both said I have dute, which is correct. Of course. I have newt is the most famous ingredient they throw into the deal. Scott said tongue of dog. Brian said milk of rat. The answers are I have new tongue of dog and gall of goat. I was sure that was a goat. I was sure that it was a gall bladder, I guess, of a goat. Right. I thought it was too many syllables. I came very, I came very close to milk of rat just because it's so weird. And I thought, well, I probably just haven't heard it in a while. I'm glad I didn't do it. That is why you picked it probably.

All right. So, we got Scott with three points. Brian with zero. Oh, my gosh. It comes down to the final question. Oh, love this one. Disney princesses. Three of these are Disney princesses. Three of them are not. Your choices are Alice, Aurora, Anastasia, Tiana, Merida, and Tinkerbell. Now, if you want any chance of winning, Brian, you need to go for... Okay. All right. I can't remember if some of these got locked into that or not. Right. Shit. An Anastasia's not even Disney.

Thanks for the clue. Well, you already locked in, so you don't care where you're doing. All right. I think I like my answers. All right. Okay. All right. I like my answers.

Let's see. One of you said Aurora, Tiana, and Merida as your answers. And those are exactly right. And then the other one said the same thing. And we both go ahead and the sky wins. It's exactly right. You both said Aurora, Tiana, and Meredith. Yeah, Anastasia is a 20th century Fox Princess.

Yeah. Tinkerbell is not, and neither is Alice. She's just a girl in a blue dress. That's all she is. Yeah, Alice is from a previous, well, I guess there's other things from previous stories before Disney got a whole of them, but that one just never felt right. Why would you ever make her a princess? Yeah, she wouldn't be.

Congratulations going to Scott. by proxy, Wabbit, Wabbit Magic, you are getting quantum break and metro exodus for Steam, courtesy of Wiesler. But Gerald LaForest, you are getting back for blood. So listen, everyone's a winner. Yeah, there's no losers today, except Brian Dunaway is the only loser, really. I mean, you know, technically, I don't mean, you know, in the most, I don't mean it in the royal. But I got to play a game and hang out with you guys.

So technically. Okay, then you win to. we're all winners. Everyone's a winner, especially Brian Ib is what I meant to say. Or Brian Dunaway is what I meant to say. Well, anyway, hey, Brian Dunaway, tomorrow. We're talking all about that their body blow business. Body blow.

We're going to play Punch Out. We're talking about that. And a couple other boxing games that you may or may not have played. Yeah, also the weird differences between the arcade punchout and the home version of Punch Out and Super Punch Out. And when did Mike Tyson leave? did a thing and then they then they took it back and then yeah yep and glass joe and why he's the worst character in the history of the planet that sort of stuff he's not the worst character he's pretty bad glass jo's pretty stupid i mean he's literally got he's made of class you can break

him is the point at some point does does mike tyson uh bite somebody zero up i guess it wasn't mike tyson's until later on right no it's right right that happened after the game was released yeah he bid the no no punchout was always punch out was always mike tyson mike no it started out punch out. It wasn't going to be Mike Tyson. They decided to partner with Mike Tyson, and then he was yeah, the first release on the NES was the Mike Tyson and then they took him out. And they took him out, but he didn't bite that air off for years

and years and years later. Yeah, yeah. So it's a weird, it's a weird thing. It's also weird. And I can't wait to learn more about it. Don't forget about, and you may even forgotten about Super Punch Out. Remember those Punch Out? And there was Super Punch Out. And there was Super Punch Out. I remember Super Punch Out. I had that cool. I totally remember Super Punch Out. Had that cool translucent fighter

body that you would fight through. Oh, that wasn't in the original. I thought for some reason that was in the original. You know, the old 8-bit one was like a little tiny dude down in front. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. You got to jump up to punch people. Yeah, it was crazy. Just wait until you hear what Donkey Kong

has to do with punchouts. You won't believe these 11 things you didn't know about Super Punchout. Yep. We're going to teach you all of it. So that's tomorrow. 3.30 Mountain Time Frogpants.tv.TV is the place to be. And by then, my mouth should not be numb anymore

and I'll probably be in a lot of pain. It'll be great. It'll be so much fun. Your mouth will be class Joe. Yeah. Then I'll be class Joe for sure then. Hey, Brian, Donaway. Kiss our butts and we'll see you soon.

Bye now. All right. I was hoping to cut them off on them. Oh, it would have been nice. You tried, you tried, Scott. I'm always trying. Not always succeeding. Not always.

All right. Here's this. Time for some news brought to you by Soundography, a brand new episode going up this morning right after the show. The third wave of ska, a band called The Toasters. We had a sponsored episode, a person on Patreon,

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You know, there was a third wave even. That's interesting. Like, what wave are we on now? Is it the, we have no waves right now, right? We have no wave of ska, yeah. Third wave is the most recent, like the early 90s, 80s. But first wave is like Prince Buster and stuff like that. I think that was first wave.

Second wave. So the mighty, mighty boss tones, where do they fit? there, there's still a third wave. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So the wave I probably think of is the one where I was exposed to scars, probably third wave. Like all that stuff.

Okay. I mean, we got a little bit of it in the 80s, second wave with stuff like English beat and, um, specials. Yeah. Um, specials are probably a really good definition of the, of a good second wave. Well, that sounds like a good episode to check out because yeah, you'll go into that and so much more. So check that out. Soundography, everyone. We got a viral TikTok in the house.

Oh, no. Oh, no. It shows a pile of new bikes in a Target dumpster. This seems like a waste. Oh, no, really? Yeah, I don't know what's going on here with Target, and they're throwing away shit. Despite the difficulty getting new bikes these days, because they are kind of rare. People are having a hard time getting bikes.

Everything's shortage of everything right now. Target is apparently not suffering from the same supply chain issues as the rest of the industry so much. saw in fact, a viral video of an alleged target dumpster in Ohio, shows at least a dozen new bikes being tossed. The TikTok video posted by dumpster underscore fines. That's a pretty, well, that is a pretty specific TikTok video, like a user, right? Like, you know what you're going to get with this one. Yeah, I wonder what this guy focuses on. Hmm.

I'll bet it's faster. Well, I found a half-eaten burrito. Here's a good one. See, that's the thing is I bet most of their posts are boring, but this one is like, whoa. How many posts do you think they have where they're getting tetanus shots? Oh, that's a really good point. How often are they getting back to the clinic after a rough week of dumpster fines? Let's see.

This happened back in April. Sparked a bunch of outrage in recent days. This commenters called out Target for tossing bikes rather than donating them. Nearly 300,000 views in thousands of comments. The TikTok video has made thousands of viewers aware of the retailer. Let's see, that retailers aren't just creating new products at breakneck speed. B, they're also simply tossing out what isn't selling. The video pans over several bikes still in the box or with tags on them from brands like Huffy and Schwinn.

Well, what else would it be? Of course, it's all Huffy and Schwinn. That's all they sell. Yeah, yeah. They don't sell Raleys or Treks at Target. No, no. Is Giant still a thing? Can I get a giant brand bike still?

I don't remember. I don't even remember Giant bikes. I loved mine. It's so good, but I don't know if they still do those. Actually, I'm going to look. Yeah. Let's see. Giant.

Monkey Banana says, Giant is a thing. And Ms. Carter J, yes, you can. What do you know, girl? How does your daughter know? Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, there they are. They're still doing them.

They're good bikes. Oh, they have electrics now? Ooh. All right, Jedi 71 with the winning comment. I'm just going to relay this because listeners who don't show up to the show live would miss a gem like this. But basically he quotes Ringo.

Don't send me any more target bikes. They're going to get tossed. After April 18th, I warn you with peace and love. Don't send me any more bikes. Wow. That's perfect. Nice reference. Deep cut for some.

Deep cut and that's fantastic. Well done. Jedi 71. You've won the morning. Carter, why are you bike shopping? You have that bike in the garage. It's your bike. You have a bike that I don't know if she's even written yet.

You got a bike. Don't look for bikes. Well, she can do what she wants. The training wheels on there and stuff. It's a little old, Scott. It's what they call a balance bike. That is true. Although you'd look on.

She's wearing the coolest. Okay. You know when I, you and I were buying Chuck Taylor's in the 80s. They were just the canvas, you know, flat-footed whatever's. That's just what they were. And that's all you could ever get. I don't know if you've noticed lately, but they've got Chuck Taylor's that are amazing now. Oh, really?

No. Big, thick soles and just like, they're expensive, but they're really nice. And she walked out in a pair today that made me wish I had a pair. I may have to give me some of those. Chuck Taylor's, they've come a long way, is what I'm saying. Anyway, it's not important here. Why weren't the bikes donated or sold it at a steep discount? Well, Target lists many global philanthropy and environmental objectives on their corporate website.

But notes, they do not donate merchandise under any circumstances. Bicycling has contacted Target for comment. Sikling Magazine, that is, which is also bicycling.com. Unfortunately, this kind of waste isn't reserved for Target alone in recent years. Fashion brands and other retailers are come under fire for throwing away merchandise so that does not sell a certain time frame, even if it's new or still in the box. There are many reasons for this from the legal and tax implications for donating goods to the simple desire to keep the supply and demand at the level that it is.

I think that sucks. It does suck, and I feel like it's BS, right? I mean, if they donate it, isn't it like a tax break for companies? yeah it's not going to hurt them on taxes doesn't hurt them on taxes right exactly that will always be a benefit i think it's more about controlling controlling supply and demand that's it yeah well i'm totally after this i'm going to totally boycott walmart i'm gonna i like target i'm just gonna boycott world walmart do yeah do another store just at a i'm gonna boycott kmart because then i don't if in case i need to go at least they don't exist you know um yeah that's lame i i i i

I think people should call them out. I think that sucks. Yeah, yeah, it totally does. All right, here's the thing you don't want to do unless you want to go to jail. Maybe people do. I'm not saying you don't want to go to jail. Maybe you do. I don't know.

Maybe you do want to go to jail. Maybe you like the food. Yeah. Especially if you're... The bro time. I don't know. The bro time. Oh, the bro time is the best pro time.

The bro time. Yeah. So if you're an angry IT admin, maybe don't do this. He wiped his employer's databases. And as a result, got seven years in prison. Oh, man. Oh, jeez. That's a lot.

Hanby. I'm on my way out. Guy's name is Han, Han or Han Bing? If it's Han, then Han hacked first, I guess. I don't know. A former database administrator for Liangia, a Chinese real estate brokerage. Never tell me the passwords. Boring conversation anyway.

Dad. Chinese real estate brokerage agent, or a giant, rather, has been sentenced to seven years in prison for logging into corporate systems and deleting company data. Bing allegedly performed the act in June of 2018 when he used his administrative privileges and route account to access the company's financial system and delete all stored data from two database servers and two application servers. This has resulted in the immediate crippling of large portions of their operations, leaving tens of thousands of its employees without salaries or extended period, for an extended period, and forcing a data restoration effort that costs roughly 30 grand American dollars. The indirect damages

from disruption of business are more damaging. Let's say they operate thousands of offices. They employ over 120,000 brokers, own 51 subsidiaries, and its market value is estimated to be about $6 billion. Anyway, yeah, but don't be doing that. That's bad. You're going to get in trouble.

And someone in the chat says, backups, I don't know how they do it over there. Maybe he'd hack the backups. Maybe I don't know what he did. They should have an off-site backup. Come on. What's your backup strategy? Come on, come on.

But even if they did, this would still be as illegal. Well, yes, for sure. Yes. So it doesn't like, well, you had a backup. It may not have cost them $30,000 of restoration. It would have been like, oh, okay, well, we'll send Bill to the dry storage facility and grab our stuff. And, oh, you cost us 15 minutes.

Oh, Han Bing. Okay. Joy, prison, Hanandler, bong. Yeah, you only have to go there for a year then instead of that. No, you go for the full smear. All right, here's a cool story about a pilot. Well, not really for the pilot. The pilot's kind of sad.

The pilot was down. Okay, so a pilot passed out. Sure. And passengers had to take over a plane with no idea how to fly and land the damn thing. That's another movie of TV trope, right? Yep. Oh, yeah. I hope he was on the radio.

What do I don't know what to do? Now, calm down. Tell me what you see. Now you have an instrument in front of you. It's going to say altimeter or A-L-T. I've seen this movie a thousand times. Yeah, exactly. A passenger with no experience flying radioed an urgent plea to help with the,

or when the pilot of a small plane suddenly fell ill in a Florida off the Florida Atlantic coast and was unable to fly. So this guy was able to land the plane safely with the help of air traffic controllers. I've got a serious situation here, he says. Sounds like the movie. The man said Tuesday afternoon, according to audits. on LiveATC.net, a website that broadcasts and archives air traffic controller communications. I've only ever played flight simulator in Excel.

Yeah, and it's never presented me with this problem. The pilot has gone incoherent. I have no idea how to fly this plane, he says. An air traffic controller in Fort Pierce responded, asking if you knew the position of the single engine Cessna 208. I have no idea. I can see the coast of Florida in front of me, and I have no idea, the passenger said. Uh, anyway, he talked them through it and they were able to land. And I imagine there were a bunch of guys standing around the person on the radio, uh, at the airport wearing, uh, short-sleeved white shirts with ties who all applauded as soon as, uh, the plane landed safely.

Yep, like a mini NASA success or something. Yep, exactly. Oh, right. And then the main guy wipes the sweat off his brown says, I need a drink. I mean, it's basically. it's basically the drama version of airplane, right? Right, exactly, which was the comedy version of every other movie that did this. Passenger, whatever, or no, what was the old flights?

Airport 77, like all those movies. That's one I'm thinking of. Yeah. You got to film suck that shit. We do. Man, the days when movies put years in the titles of their films, what's the, I mean, Blade Runner 2049 doesn't really count. When was the last time the movie was released with the title of the year it came out? So if we don't count, the obvious one's in 1984, but we can't count that. Let's say,

was there something, was there a Dracula 2000 or something like that that came out in 2000? Yes. Or Frankenstein 2000 or something? No, it was Dracula 2000 and it was a... Oh, 2012. Of course TV's Travis. Oh, 2012. That did come out in 2012. Yeah, good job. Buffalo 66, they say death race 3,000 that doesn't count we have no we're not there yet where it's in the yeah 2012 is the because that did that come out in 2012 or 2011

no it came out it came out in 2012 it actually competed with that battleship thing that's right and I'm here to tell you 2000 that's another good one I think battleship or I think battleship is better than 2012 oh I agree

better film yeah you got less hype but it's better yeah I can't think of any others really tom i heard dracula 2000's horrendous like one of the worst things that um it's it's it's what's his name the halloween uh you can't think he was name uh who directed halloween yeah uh frank stickman the only name i know it's not kronenberg but that that's uh that's not leaving my mind right now john carpenter oh carpenter john carpenter made dracula 2000 i think and it's supposed to be a real shit show interesting maybe

maybe we need to sack it. Yeah, Tom Norman actually says it's good. So now we have to. Oh, Benjins says that we started to watch it for film sec and then vetoed it, really? No. We may have and then it got pulled.

We didn't stop it because we didn't like it. That's definitely not one of those vetoes. I'm sure of that. But we may have said, hey, next week is Dracula 2000 and then it got pulled like it always, that happens. That happened this week.

We were supposed to be doing, I'm kind of glad it's, I'm glad we didn't do it. Yeah, Charlie's Angels. Yeah, wasn't in the mood. Come on. Tom Green and Crispin Glover and Bill Murray and... This wasn't in the mood.

I don't know why. So what are we doing instead of? We're doing the Italian job. His transporter was... Transporter 1 also removed, even though the other transporters still just fine. Yeah, they're just all there. But, yeah, we're going to watch people in MiniCoopers. That was the movie that made me want to get in MiniCoopers.

It was all MiniCoopers, exactly. Yeah, I love that car. All right, we're going to take a break. When we come back, Stephen Schlecker will be here. Yeah, that's right. It's Monday. I'm going to catch up on what's happening in the nerd world. That'll happen right after this song that Brian brought. Ah, it's time for a little pop, a little indie pop, and totally digging this.

On June 10th, Jamie Drake is going to be releasing her album called New Girl. It's her brand new album coming out via Anti-Fragile Music. That's another great name. This is the title track from the album, a little Basanova influence on this one. The song is called, it's a title track, so the song is called the same thing as the album, New Girl. Here's Jamie Drake. Here it is. We'll be right back.

to do a few cold going into the first grade and I had a new school I'm only eight years old and I just lost my friends all the way back in Florida for these oars are mountains I'm all with the new girl

the new girl I'm always a new girl I am always the new girl, the new girl, the new girl got help the new girl, new girl, looking down at my my late and I noticed the hairy I'm embarrassed and ashamed I am only 10 years old and I just lost my dad we moved away to the country to a place called Michigan I'm always the new girl new girl I'm always the new girl

I am always a new girl, a new girl got a love a looko, new girl. New girl. I'm all alone in a crowd, that's the way it's always been. I'm all alone in a crowd, that's the way it's always been. It's like I'm trying somehow to never quite fit in. I am only 30 and I just lost my face I'm opening on to flower

I'm all exposed to the pain I'm always the new girl The new girl I'm always the new girl The new girl I am always the new girl The new girl I'm always the new girl

I've got Elvenuco. New go Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana.

Go go. Go. Go. And I'm here to remind you of the message. the mess you left when you went away. It's not fair. The morning stream.

Computer. Stop the flow of time. All right, we're back, everybody. That was a, that was weird. I apologize to everyone. I want to ask you about that. So first off, the song you just heard was Jamie Drake doing New Girl from her upcoming album, which comes out.

June 12th. So, sorry, June 10th. So that, so was that like, that was really Alonis Morissette, but it was like slowed down and then sped up, like, ramped up. So basically, I found this account where all they do is ruin songs by changing the pace, or not the pace, but like the tempo or the pitch or whatever. And it's every, it's like all sorts of, like, here's the smash mouth song, but in polka form. Oh, all right. It's pretty wacky. I'll send you the link to it because there's some stuff.

Send me the link to that one, yeah. I mean, would you like to know the only times I ever look at TikTok when Scott sends me a link? Basically, it's then. And then I'm like, all right, well, let's see what else is going on. That's because you haven't sussed out your algorithm yet. I know. I haven't got time to suss out an algorithm because it's like, oh, it's another person dancing. And, oh, no, it's another person who is just miming.

the lyrics to some audio thing that I've never heard of. Oh, and here's another one where some person is playing both the roles of her mom and herself when her mom tells her to do something. Yeah, it's like basically you're at the baseline of content. Exactly. I know. I need to

just sit there and do that. Maybe that's what I'll do on the plane is three hours of TikTok. I'll pay for pay for Wi-Fi and do it that way. Pay for Wi-Fi and just get my algorithm, spend the three hours fixing my algorithm on TikTok. And the real trick is just, you see something you like, you stay there for a sec.

You maybe like it or something. And then if it's someone dancing or singing, freaking flick past that thing as fast as you can. I can't, yeah, can't flick past it fast enough. Yeah, and then it'll go, oh, okay, we see what Brian likes. And then it'll be nothing but a horse porn like you like you like the horse porn. And, of course, I've already, I'm already following Claire. Come on now, of course.

Yeah, we follow you and your dog. Oh, we get his dog videos. Hey, Claire. It's a bunch of sausage, like super long-haired sausage dogs. Yeah. Why don't you just branch out a little bit? Yeah. You know?

How about a little bit of something else? I bet you do some dancing. I don't know what song that is. I love it, though. I don't either. I just, that's everything I see on TikTok. That's really great. All right.

Let's get major spoilers all up inside this thing here where he belongs. Damn it. Here you go. Stephen Schleiker. Stephen Schlecker. Hey, look, look who it is. It's Major Spoilers Zone, Stephen Schlecker from Hayes, Kansas, joining us as he does every Monday to talk about comics and pop culture and movies and other cool stuff. Stephen, welcome back. How are you? Hello, I'm good. That's fantastic. I had a great time on your show last week, by the way. That was really fun.

Oh, good. I really enjoyed it. It was really a lot of fun. People, if you didn't listen, you missed out, you need to get over there and check out last week's major spoilers podcast with Scott Johnson. Yeah, it was very good. And I actually, well, our comics discussion was good, but we just went places I didn't expect. And it was just a lot of fun. Do check it out. It was very good. Stephen, here's always talking about some cool stuff. It looks like that new Daredevil series on Disney Plus is real. That's happening? Yes. I mean, is it happening?

They've hired a couple of writers to do the showrunners of the show and write the series. But, I mean, Marvel and Disney haven't really announced anything. But, I mean, you kind of knew that there was going to be a Daredevil series when Charlie Cox shows up, in a Spider-Man movie and they put the whole series on Disney Plus. Also, Vincent Dinoffrio showing up, I'm going to spoil it, I don't care. It's been six months, Scott. If you haven't seen, if you haven't seen the Hawkeye series, Kingpin shows up in that as well.

So, you know, it seems pretty spot on that we're going to see another Daredevil series sooner rather than later, although 20, 24 maybe. Oh, yeah, we're not. 20-5. And, you know, the fact that we get Jack of Hearts at the end of Loki, I mean, I feel like that, you know, that means we're ripe for a Jack of Hearts limited series on Disney Plus as well. I'm just hoping someday we get a Stilt Man series.

Oh, Stilt Man, sure, yes. Yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, though, Modoc, Brian, is not coming back to Hulu. Oh, shucks. Well, maybe someday I'll watch the rest of the season after I stopped at episode five. That's a bummer. Apple TV still was reminding me like, hey, you still have Modoc to finish. I'm like, yeah, that's all right.

You know what keeps happening? What is this curse about? Because it continues to be the truth that DC original animated projects are great. Like that Harley Quinn series, freaking fantastic. And then Disney does anything animated, non-live action, and it never does good. I don't understand. You mean Marvel. You mean Marvel.

I mean Marvel. I mean Marvel. Like when Marvel does anything like, like whatever they do, like I'm trying to, you know, Modoc's good enough. They're original movies that they had back in the early to mid 2000s were just the worst things ever. But Disney, Disney animated Marvel, what if, fantastic. Yeah, yeah, if you count that. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I count that because it's Disney and Marvel and it's anime.

I mean, and if you count all the, it's weird, it's anthology though, though. It's not the same. Animated kid shows on the Disney Plus and other places. Those are pretty good. Those are okay, too. Have you watched any of Spider-Man's amazing friends? I haven't watched that one, but my oldest was super into the, um, it was like Little Avengers. They had these little warped, big head thing, Avengers thing back in the day. Oh, man, he loved that nonstop. And in fact, he really, like, picked up a lot of his Marvel vocabulary as far as who are the characters, what's their backstory from just watching the cartoons. So when it comes time to going into a movie, he's like, oh, yeah, I know who Dr. Strange is. I know who, you know, uh, the watcher is. So he knows all these things just from watching those cartoons.

So don't dismiss the cartoons, but definitely dismiss the Marvel. The Marvel that was amazing. All right. So let's say that, you know, we've got all these great things coming out. We've seen trailers for She-Hulk and this Marvel.

And we know Secret Invasion is coming. We know Ironheart is coming. Fantastic Force coming. Well, I'm talking about like a series, Disney series. Oh, Disney series. It's supposed to be a, But all right, so what, let's say Disney is going to announce another animated Marvel series, something that hasn't been.

Oh, well, they've already announced X-Men 97, so that one's out, too. Yeah, okay, that's true. That was kind of a weird one. A weird one. But let's say, like, Howard the Duck, would that be the right way to do a Howard the Duck thing? See, I think if they did, it would again end up on Hulu because I think Howard the Duck is just a little bit to draw for, yeah. Yeah, too raw and, yeah, to our avant-garde for mainstream Disney. Hit Monkey did well, and I think it was a very good, you didn't like it.

I watched the first episode, I was like, nah, okay. Oh, really? Oh, no, you need to continue with it. It definitely gets better, and I was hooked by, God, a third of the way, halfway through the season. Here is a really good series that would work great as an animated series on Disney Plus, Moongirl and Devil Dinosaur. Oh, there you go. Yeah. that would hit I mean for those who are not aware who tell me about devil dinosaur who the hell's that

so devil dinosaur is a dinosaur from the dinosaur times okay all right really selling me keep going and moon girl is a little girl who uh has the ability to she's really smart but she also has the ability to communicate with devil dinosaur and they go out and have incredible adventures together right now in the comic books devil dinosaur i guess is lost in time and so she's teaming up with like wolverine and uh captain marvel and all these others to go out and uh try and find her her dinosaur so uh what was it it was moon boy and devil dinosaur was the moon boy was the the original but he would ride he would ride devil dinosaur is a big old red jack kirby creation he looks the little moon boy guy looks like a little wolverine or something yeah

kind of yeah interesting all right that would be that that show I think would work as like that's really good yeah interesting yeah could be a fun sardonic good time ecstatics might be a really good animated because then you can you can get your dupe and did any of I don't think any of the other ecstatics members was a big guy the big guy was he in the ecstatics no who am I thinking of you think the strong guy oh strong guy yeah yeah yeah no that was uh that was uh that was Force? Force, yeah. Yeah.

But no, X-Statics was what the Mike Allred X-Men series, and that would be, that would be a great one to adapt, especially, man, if you could capture that Mike All-Read style Oh, yeah.

For the animation, holy cow, that'd be epic. Yeah, there've only been a few times where people have actually taken someone's style and put it into the comics. Now, there's a jumping over to DC Comics really quick.

They have a house of mystery, which is a bunch of their animated shorts, and they do in it a bunch of different styles, including a Blue Beetle one that's done in the old, like old Spider-Man series from the 60s kind of style. It's really cool. When they did, Disney did Atlantis, it was all the character design was all based on Mike Maniola's artwork. And yeah, and so it would be interesting to see something that is just straight up. Let's take Allred's work or Kirby's work and just give them those very different looks. For those of you that don't know, Mike Allred has. you would think of that as a very pop-artish kind of style. Very Lichtenstein. Like that Liechtenstein. Yeah, yeah, I was just going to say that. And also very thick outlines around all the characters.

And one of the most brilliant first issues I ever read of a comic book was X-Statics number one. It was completely not what I was expecting. What about Impossible Man? Could we do an Impossible Man without the Fantastic Four? I don't think you could Huh You don't think so Maybe no I don't know

I'd have to think about that He's a goofball That guy Look at him He's weird looking Yeah I don't These characters Are kind of new to me

But I'm all I'm down for it Like all I'm saying Like the reason I brought up That Harley Quinn series Is that Harley Quinn series Is like funny Raw

Has heart Uh Is somehow I don't know how to explain it I don't know why It's as good as it is and so they just need to make something good that's all animation's hard all right i get it i mean drunk commissioner gordon uh insecure batman right the whole joker story arc is great yeah the commissioner

gordon's and freaking amazing like and who is it it's played by um this caley quoco right no not he does harley quinn yeah not we asked who we said who plays commissioner gordon oh you're all your time of a drunk commissioner gordon yeah yeah he said who plays commissioner gordon you said Kaylee Cuoco. Oh, I just heard It's played by Who again. Oh, oh, gotcha. I heard It's.

I didn't hear the... I gotcha. Hold on. I'm going to find this because it's... Yeah, I'm looking it up really quick. It's something amazing. It's Christopher Maloney. Oh, yeah, right.

Oh, Christopher Maloney. She's so good in it. It's amazing. Anyway, also, Dietrich Bader's an excellent Batman. Plays an incredible Batman. Which he's done in some of the serious ones, right? This isn't his first time to that rodeo, I think. He did the Batman in Batman.

And Brave and the Bold. Yeah, that's right. Which is just a little bit more of a serious take. But he's good at it. He's just a good thing. Oh, Andy, Alan Tudick, his Clayface is so good. Oh, you guys, if you haven't watched that show, it's freaking fantastic. Yeah.

Ron, is it Fooch's, the guy who does Kingshark. He does King Shark, which is great. Really? I haven't gotten to that yet. I'm still early on. He plays Poison Ivy's main plant is really great. Lake Bell is Poison Ivy. All the voice acting in this is.

just. It's comedy gold. Yeah, HBO Max is where you'll see that. It's excellent. It is sweary and bloody. Just know that. So when you look at it, you'd be like, oh, this looks like the cartoons from the 90s with Batman, but woo, the band-aids off. They look like that, but it does not go like that. No. But it's also got a lot more heart than you'd expect, despite all of that. It's a very, very sweet little thing. All right. Well, there's that.

So new Daredevil. Let's look forward to it, I suppose. Yeah, someday. Someday it will happen. Yeah, but I would say I know that Kevin Feigy Has said Charlie Cox is our daredevil But if you're looking at Three more years from now

There may be a different daredevil under that mask It could. He could do it though, he's not old You know, he's still a young man I mean, but he may not be interested He may be out doing other things Oh, wow It's true

Well, the thing is you don't hear a lot About Charlie Cox outside of this, do you? I feel like I don't like what else he did something recently that i was like oh charlie cox is in this and then i watched it as like yeah so so yeah he might want daredevil back is what i'm thinking i could be wrong uh we got eisner award uh nominations uh so this is this is happening uh yes so a couple of things yeah whenever whenever scott gives me a chance to make recommendations on this show yeah is there's generally for a reason so for example uh nightwing 87 which i'm

mentioned quite a while ago because they were doing this whole polytryptic thing where the whole issue was just one giant panel, although they didn't actually do it as a polytryptic foldout. It was just yet to turn the page. But it was just one giant panel to tell the whole story. That's up for best single issue. When we look at continuing series, Nightwing is also up for that. If you're into cryptids and UFOs and all that stuff, James Tynan the 4th and Martin Simmons have the Department of Truth, which is up. for Best Continuing Series over at Image Comics. I mentioned multiple times Scott, Supergirl, Woman of Tomorrow, which is true grit, but with Supergirl. That is up for Best Limited series. That's cool. And it is really good, as is the good Asian over at Image Comics as well. It talks about it's a fictionalized account of the first Asian detective in Hawaii

who comes to San Francisco to solve a crime. And I got to tell you, if you're the first volume, Volume 2 really goes places. This is nine issues, I think, total in the arc. But it ends, volume one ends or issue five ends with this real kind of, they just do that. And then by the end, you're like, oh, they did. And fantastic series right there. Is this the Tom Tate? By the way, the nightwing run you're talking about with the single panel and then the rest of that series, that's currently the Tom, Tom Taylor's writing that stuff.

I'm Taylor, yes. And Bruno Redondo is actually up for best artist. Those guys are great together. For his work. Absolutely love every. everything Tom Taylor writes. That guy's amazing. Yeah. When we look at Best Writers, I've mentioned multiple times the Reckless series from Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips. Ed Brubaker is up for Best Writer for his first two volumes of that from Image Comics.

And let's see, James Tinen is up, of course, for everything that he does. He is a writing fool at this moment. Also, Kelly Sue DeConics, Wonder Woman, Historia, has up for several nominations as well. So there is a lot of stuff. If you just go over to the... the Comic Con international website, comic-concon.org. You can find a complete list of all of the nominations for this year. And if you're looking for great

comics to read, if you certainly look at the best series or the best limited series or the best one-shots or whatever that they have up there, you're going to find some excellent comics. Yeah, I was going to say, this is a great yearly way to kind of catch up on stuff maybe you behind on or you didn't know about or you didn't know

where as good as it is or whatever. Who knew that Nightwing 87 was you know breaking records and it is it really i mean just because of the way that they were doing the story i reviewed it a long time ago back in december when it first came out and it's it's really a fascinating way to tell a story i'm not sure it's super successful but just because they were doing something radically different i think is the reason why it's it's worth honoring that and for those that get tom taylor and tom uh king mixed up don't worry they're both amazing writers so if you get mixed up and you end up reading tom king or tom taylor it doesn't matter they're

both amazing. Yeah, you're both going to get, you're going to get some great stuff out of both with them. They're the excellent Tom's currently working today. I love the excellent Tom. Yeah, the excellent Tom's performing this week at the community theater. All right, well, that's great. Yeah, go check it out. That's over at, of course, thecomcom.org site has all these awards laid out, which is what you're linking to on your site. Hey, Stephen, anything else going on there on major spoilers? Before we wrap with stuff, I want to ask Stephen if he's excited about Marvel Snap. Oh, yeah, I meant to ask that, too.

Oh, is that the video game? Yeah. It's the new, yeah, it's the new, uh, card, heartstone style card game. Yeah, I, I, I was so wrapped up with the DC multiverse or whatever that game is, because there's a whole bunch of discussion about, about that, that I kind of missed the snapped announcement. So I was kind of like, okay, I'm not sure what this is yet. And I haven't really had a chance to dive into it, but, man, uh, watch, watch one of the,

Ben Brod's been putting up these amazing videos on YouTube. showing actual gameplay i am so excited about this i want somebody is there somebody second dinner in our uh family gotta be somebody gotta be somebody yeah i've got a i've got a uh 10 uh

fire 10 amazon uh chrome tablet here waiting for a beta yeah i want to play pretty bad it looks awesome the thing that looks the most amazing about that is what they claim is the zero wait time yeah because instead of waiting you know for in heartstone where you got a for that fuse to go all the way to the end for the other person. It's like everybody's turns are going one right after the other.

Simultaneously and three-minute games. Yeah, three-minute games. That's a played on the toilet game if I ever heard one. They had me at three-minute games. I mean, really, and truly, like a mobile game to really shine for me, it needs to be quick in and out of them out of there. Let's play, let's go. And also, one of the gameplay videos they showed,

I was really impressed with how when the cards are kind of flying in and flying out of play, that really cool, pseudo 3D effect that they've got. The 3D effect is amazing. Yeah, it's really cool. But I noticed Angela in there, and I almost texted Stephen and went. She has been at Marvel for almost a decade now. That's crazy to me.

It's crazy. And they haven't used her. She just sort of does nothing. Well. It's right. She was a spawn, right? She came from Spawn. Yeah.

I don't know that deal worked out. It's really weird because, and this happens both at DC and Marvel, because they're like, hey let's invent a character who is an angel you mean like an angel like a religious angel yeah and let's put her into comic book and then it's like okay i'm not sure that that's gonna work for very long and sure enough both angela and um what's the guys named zureel over at dc comics both kind of came and went fairly quickly because of uh i'm not i'm not seeing it's because of religious regions but it's really hard to you know put put a literal angel in of a of God into a comic book and make that work. Especially one that stressed all sex. Yeah. And I also, the biggest problem I have with it is she needs Spawn to be, to be important. Like, I don't mean that she can't do something on her own.

It's just that she was set up as a character to be an antithesis to what's happening with Spawn. Right. And so that mattered in the context of that story. And she was beloved over there to separate her out and send her on her way without that antithesis is a, it's just a weird move story-wise. I just don't know how you get around it. You've got to create something new, you know, and that's fine. But does anybody have done anything with her enough or cared enough about it to do it?

It seems like not. So I don't know. Bumbs me out because she's cool. Yeah, yeah. She's cool and she just sits there. But she'll be in this game. If you guys haven't, you need to go watch the third season of Love Death and Robots out now on the Netflix. Hit Friday, right?

I think. Yeah, you can watch it all under two hours, which I did last night after we got home from our art vacation. and there's some really good stuff in this one. There's very much a Cthulhu-themed one. The Night of the Mini Dead is very funny. The one you see in the trailer for the show, Jabarro, is fantastic. I mean, just brilliant as far as the art goes. So I put off the second season.

I just put it off. I just haven't gotten around to it. Do you think it's a good time to like binge all of it? So, you know, when season two came out, I binge through it. And I thought, for the most part, it was, was good. I thought overall, though, the season was average as far as the stories went. But this one, I think there was only one that I didn't care for out of all of them. And even though it was the one I didn't care for, it's still incredibly executed. And it's actually the very pulse of the

machine, which is a Hugo Award-winning short story that's adapted here into this. And even that was really, really good. So I think that that would be the one that I liked the least. but they are all fantastic. Okay. I'm in. I was going to try to watch before Wednesday for my recommendal, and I just haven't had time. Kim got home.

I don't know. Everybody's going to have a different view on some of these shorts because of the animation style and the stories that are being told, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I might say, Scott, just jump right into season three and then go and watch season two. You know, there's no reason to watch any of these in any particular order. But you might want to just jump right into the new stuff.

Okay. No, that's a, I'll take that recommendation. It seems like the way to go. But I have been hearing good things, so I'm excited to get back to it. Anthology animations, one of my favorite things in the world. You'd think that I would finish the Marvel one. The longest piece is 21 minutes long in this thing. 21, wow.

Okay. Well, I'm in. Sign me up. Steven, what else is going on at Major Spoilers this week? We have this week on the Major Spoilers website, of course, with the Rings of Power coming out very, very soon, four months now on the Amazon Prime. Ashley Victoria Robinson has been doing a deep dive into all nerd things having to do with essentially the Similarian.

And so if you're trying to figure out, okay, what does this mean? Who's this actor playing? Those kinds of things. She's been doing a weekly series over there at major spoilers.com. And I think we're into like part 12 already of it. And it's always fascinating. And if you want to get nerdy, she's definitely got that over there for people to check out. It's the Rings of Power.

let's get nerdy over at need your spoilers.com. If I listen to that and I pay attention, will I have passed the test and recede into the West and remain Galadriel? What that happened is? Only if you can find four of your friends to jump on the bed and scream it, Scott, Scott, wake up, Scott. Oh, good. Okay, good.

Boy, that's a weird scene, isn't it? I love Return of the King, but man, what a weird. Weird moment. All right. Oh, oh, one more thing. Sorry, sorry. I know you want to go and do other more exciting things than hang out with me. But speaking of actually Victoria Robinson, many of you, if you don't follow her,

she is the spokesperson, camera talent person for all of the Reed Pop events that are coming up. And Reed Pop is the one that puts on all the big conventions and stuff, including this week's Star Wars event that's going on. And so they're doing a bunch of videos and stuff for that. And she has been hired as the camera person that gets to go to all these conventions and interview awesome. some people. That's fantastic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She'll do great. Your Star Trek daughter is going places. Well, you know, when she was little and we were raising her, I knew she was going to go on to do big things. So congratulations. Now, she's perfect for that stuff. That's really great to hear. Well done. How about my

water intake? You have any thoughts on that? Oh, you should also stay hydrated. Oh, okay, great. I'll see you later. Bye. Okay, this time I didn't remove him as my friend. I just removed him from the group. Right. Just like, we're not we're never friends anymore. Yeah, that's it, Stephen. I hope you had fun while at lasted because you're out of here buddy

all right um a couple of quick things we got a we got a TMS origins a mash up to play I love these this is the red on air light origin right awesome all right great so chat room this thing I'm putting up right now whenever we show this because one of us is distracted

the one that Jamie needs to do is the the red on air light one because that I think is my favorite why didn't I think of that that was perfect that was a perfect way to deal with that nicely done all right well here it is let's find out how it started i already know how it started but let's hear it in raw audio form and the worst part about this is i know i'm the one that did it first i hate that it was me but it's okay it's fine here it is i'll just cringe through it enjoy

uh bill as always uh great stuff do you have any uh you got a little bonus thing for us this week sure do my friend laura comph over in germany made a project that you guys must be interested in. She built a small podcasting studio in a briefcase. Oh, that is so cool. And it's really cool. Wow. Oh, look at this. Yeah. Yeah. Basically, she got a cool looking old metal briefcase and put a pair of microphones in it so that you can open it and the microphones fold out so that each person, the two people, can face one another and have a microphone in their face. She built a mixer into it and everything. It's so cool. I do like that. Whatever mixer she's using, that's a cool one. I've never seen that. She also put a little red on air

light on the outside of there. Just so in case anyone at the Starbucks doesn't know, you're recording a podcast right now, you should be quiet. At the Starbucks near my house, at any given time, there's five people recording a podcast. So they have the whole podcasting section. Oh, my gosh. You did an on-air light on the edge of the thing.

Holy shit. Oh, my gosh. Did you not hear Bill just saying? Sorry, I've been looking at this video, like, so focused. I didn't hear him say it. This is so rad. How do they power it? How is it powered?

I think it's a wall power. I think it's just got a little 12-volt wall wart. You just plug it in. Oh, my God. There's like a red on air light on this thing. Like you've never not heard a thing someone said on the show before. I totally. I don't know.

Like that's the first time it's ever happened. Hey, everybody, check it out. Is Justin Robert Young joining us all the way from Oakland, California. Justin, welcome and hello. Am I not getting your video? Oh, no. Oh, we use Skype now. Yeah, we use Skype for video and, uh,

Discord for audio. This is after months. The Scott was getting all janky. Months of experimenting. Did you guys notice that there was a red on airlight on that thing? Like nobody's ever done that before. I was just curious whether or not you guys had noticed that. They were paying attention.

I do that probably 10 times for every Scots one. But I have to take advantage of that moment when I can. Happens, it happens. I forgot. He would have been on that same day, I guess, and come in there. Yeah, yeah, came in. Right after Bill, yeah. Well, back in the day when we had Justin and Bill on Tuesdays.

Yeah, Tuesdays were actually for, oh, yeah, that's right. They were both on Tuesdays. Then for a while, Bill moved to Monday. No. Right. Yeah, Bill moved to Mondays with Stephen for a little bit. Oh, that's right. And then move back to Tuesdays.

Yeah, and then jury got busy and said, I can't do this anymore. And then we moved him back to two. Yeah, okay. That makes sense. All right, well, there you go. Now if you all want to know where that came from, now you know, all right? It was me. now you know the origin of the

So whenever it happens now We have this cool thing It's a meme It's one of our memes here on the show And works out great All right That's going to do it for this show today Again

I want to remind people I said at the top of the show I'll say it again for those who miss it Because if someone always misses this There is no TMS tomorrow All right I've got a I'll be in a dental chair When we're recording

For about two and a half hours Having horrible things done to my face And that's happening So I won't be here tomorrow. As a result, we'll just make Wednesday extra special, you know. Oh, that'll be good, yes, because we'll have Tom. We'll have recommendals. Yep.

Yep. And I'll be. I think it'll be my last double recommendal, right? Because then the next week, it's, it's, oh, no, no, I take that back. We do have one more Wednesday. Yeah, I think we have two weeks till. Right? Is that right?

Yep. Yeah, we have two weeks till we have the quartet, the recommendal quartet. They're all packed, I think, and ready to, move. And maybe they're moving now. Is that the deal? No, they're still working on selling. Oh, I thought they'd sold it. They had a, they had a buyer fall through that really threw everything into a tailspin. Oh, that's not fun. I hate that. That's not fun at all. But it's a buyer, it's a seller's market, so they should be able to quickly lock somebody in. It should be okay.

But anyway, they, yeah, they're moving to, they're moving to Missouri. Missouri. The great state of Missouri. It's the opposite of legal weed in Missouri. That's right, exactly. Enjoy. Colorado, just, you know, whatever. They didn't get the, they didn't feel it here in Colorado. So we got a little taste of the spagnolos in Colorado, and they just said, eh.

Nah, we don't need weed. We don't need legal weed. We're going to go get weed where it's illegal. It's the good stuff. Exactly. Anyway, so good luck to them. Patreon.com slash TMS is where you guys support us and those who do, you have our undiagnoled. Thanks. We need you now more than ever.

And it would be a great time to join up, even though we're kind of late in the month. Still time to get in before the end of this month and get this month's benefits. Head on over to patreon.com slash TMS for details. That's going to do it for today. Brian, you want to play a song that will last everybody an extra day since we won't be here now? This will have to be one that does that. Hey, Brian from Denver Road in, not me. I would have remembered if I did this.

He said, hi guys, my birthday is on the 24th, which is tomorrow. and I thought I'd request a song with the warm weather finally here when did you write this? Oh yeah, you wrote this on May 16th, yeah. I'm in a good mood and would love to hear some female vocals in a dream pop kind of genre.

The Sundays come to mind, for example. I'll leave it to Brian to find the right one in his vast library. Thanks for all you do. And is it to order to hear Brian ask for a fish sandwich? Oh, do you want to hear your version of it? Hold on. That's what he wants to...

Right. I assume he wants the recorded one Not you doing a live, or I guess he didn't say. But let's see if I can find it here. Any of the above. Let's see. TMS Common. Did I put it in here? Hey, too hard.

Now that's that guy. Hey, is it too early to get a fish sandwich? There he is. I think your extra uhs are good. I actually prefer them. I prefer them. You know how you mandela certain lyrics or words or whatever? Yeah, now you hear it.

I think that might have even done that. Like when I was doing it, may have even thought there was an uh in there like i thought it was more of a stammer i prefer it but anyway there you go happy birthday let's let's get to this is brand new i think even as of this weekend and as soon as i heard this i thought oh this is cool and it's going on tms in the first space it fits it fits perfectly in this space because it's uh it is the thing um it is dream pop with female vocals a band that normally isn't known for female vocals uh portugal the man uh percussionist Zoe Manville takes the lead vocal reigns on this one

for a cover of Sublime's Santoria. And it is total dream pop. It is total awesomeness. This was recorded for Amazon music. Here is Portugal the Man. I guess here are Portugal the Man. It seems weird to say, here are Portugal the Man. Here is Portugal the Man, but they're the band.

With a cover of Sublime's Santoria. Don't practice Santa Ria, I ain't got no crystal ball. I had a million dollars, but I'd spend it all if I could find that Hannah, that's central that she found. I'd pop a cup in sancho and I'd slap her down. What I really want to know, my baby. What I really want to say? I can't define.

Well, it's love that I need. Oh, my soul will have to. Wait till I get back Find a hana of my own Daddy's gonna love Born and all I feel the break Feel the break feel the break

And I gotta live it out Oh yeah I swear that I But I really want to know My baby But I really want to say I can't define God love, make it go

My son will have to What I really want to say my name is my baby. really want to say if I've got mine and I'll make it yes I'm coming up tell Sanjito better he knows what it's good for him he'd best go running high daddy's got a new forty-five And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Central's throat Believe me when I say that I got something for his time What I really want to know, my baby

What I really want to say is there's just one way back And I'll make it, yeah, my soul will have to. This show is part of the Frog Pants Network. Frog Pants Network. Get more shows like this at frogpants.com. Risotto con tartuffi.