The Morning Stream - TMS 2300: Doxxing Hitchcock

Episode Date: June 6, 2022

Yakity Yak Don't Crap Back. The Nips in our Stars. 2026 All Barfing All The Time. Lucy in the Sky with Sideboob. Nailing Goldblum's Body. Bohemiam Ramhsomy. The badonkasaurus. Eating Atari Oblongs. The lost tortles. Davinci's Buttplug. If you eat the whole thing, you still have to pay for it! I'm terrible at barfing. The Italian Tank Girl Job. The 12 Apostles Rocks. Holding Turtles a Very Special Way with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Coming up on TMS, yak-de-y-y-ack, don't crap back. The nips in our stars. 2026. All barfing all the time. Lucy in the sky with side boob. Nailing Goldbloom's body. Bohemian Remsmimi. The Bodoncasaurus. Eating Atari oblongs.

The lost turtles. The Vinci's butt plug. If you eat the whole thing, you still have to pay for it. I'm terrible at barfing. The Italian tank girl job. The 12 apostles rocks. Holding turtles in a very special way with Stephen and, more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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Welcome back to TMS, the morning stream for Monday, June 6th, 2022. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian a bit. Hi, Brian. Hello, Scott. How are you? I'm fine. Happy 30th anniversary to you, though.

Yeah. That's a big deal. That's a huge deal. It is. Yeah, me and Mrs. Coverville, we got married on. D-Day back in 1992. And this morning, I was like, so this would be our 29th anniversary, right?

Because, you know, it's like centuries where the first one is zero. And so you don't get the one until the next year. And she's like, no, Brian, of course it's it. We got married in 1992. Of course it's our 30th anniversary. So it is on the start of the 30th year, right? That's how this works? The start of the 30th year, correct.

Yeah. So that counts. That's one. And that's what I, that's my designation. We haven't completed. We have not achieved or unlocked our 30th year. We've begun our 30th year. Sure.

Begun, it has. Begun the 30th year has. That's right. Mine begins. Let's see. When's mine? Same year, but in late August. So August 20.

It's weird how we got married the same year. We born the same year. Yeah. It's weird, right? Yeah, we like a lot of the same stuff. Exactly. This is weird. And here we are making a podcast in the morning for 12 plus year.

no more than that 13 year no wait 2011 2020 wombs last year 11 years 11 years yes 11 years we have our 11th year has begun that's there's exactly yes uh well congratulations that's awesome to you and tina mostly mostly Tina because mostly Tina I don't know how she did I didn't have to do anything I don't know she had to put up with me for 30 years it's impressive really it's a body of work that she should be proud of I think it really is yes uh all right so I got a recommendation this morning. Okay. All right. We were talking pre-show about food a little bit. Well, I'm going to do some more. Sure. I had, so I did a mystery date yesterday that I was in charge of, which is... Oh, look at you.

It's usually kind of dangerous to put me in charge because I don't know what I'm doing. But I found a place where the goal was I wanted to find a place to take Kim to lunch, brunch, somewhere in there, that range, that we've never been to before, but that was like, some secret little, you know, everyone loves it if they know about it kind of place. So I did some research, did a little hunting around. And I found this place, if you're a local, you'll know what Midvale is. Midvale's like this, you know, small chunk of its own city between Salt Lake City and West Jordan, or South Jordan where I live.

And we found this place called the Bohemian, Bohemian brewery and grill in Midvale. And so it's like a, you know, bar, pub kind of. of joint. Very German in its heritage. A bunch of stuff in there is like sort of German themed and a lot of food on there. They have some pretty crazy German dishes and stuff. But they've got like wood fire pizza and freaking all kinds of specialty sandwiches and, you know, pork shanks and all this stuff. And anyway, when I got there, it's fine. Just like a nice bar slash, you know, eatery, just, you know, had a nice outdoor seating. It was already kind of packed when we got there kind of early so I was like oh apparently people do like this place

but you know I didn't know what we were getting into I just thought well this the reviews are real good for this place and every time anybody says anything about it like you got to go to this to this bar and grill in midville um they were 100% correct and there's this french guy who has a slight accent who was helping us who sat us and stuff and kept checking on us and stuff super nice guy but he said just so you know whatever portion size you have in your head it's double here. Oh my God. It's twice as big as you think it might be.

When Kim ordered this pork shank thing, she was like, well, I know how big that is. That's not going to be that big. And I've ordered this chicken sandwich thing. And I'm like, I know how that is. That's not going to be. I mean, I'm sure. Double it really? I don't know about that.

Anyway, they bring this food out. My gosh. It's, I don't know. It's almost something to be embarrassed about. It was so much food on the plate. but insanely good really freaking good well then you've got you know

you've got lunch the next day oh yeah hell yeah I got a thing up upstairs it's gonna get heated up and eight again once we're once we're done with our show yeah this uh so the bohemian um like you know obviously I've seen a lot of German stuff schnitzel

and shine Wachson and or Schwarzschwein which actually that sounds like what Kim must have had right the porkshank I think that's what she had yeah they recommended it to her because that's pig and Shaxon is shank.

Yep. Pig shank. Pig shank. But I'm also seeing like chicken paprika and goulash. So there's some Hungarian here too. Oh yeah. You know what you would have liked is they had this wall. I don't know why I thought of you, but I just did.

This is kind of weird. But they had this wall that we sat next to that was covered in every square inch is covered in a different drink coaster from all around the world. Oh, really? okay so they had tons of like Bavarian I don't know why you think of me Scott when it comes to drinking in every country well it just seemed like a cool I don't know it just seemed like a cool drinkers kind of thing but it had like stuff from Germany Switzerland everywhere plus a whole bunch of stuff even locally they got like squatters pub things which is a competing you know a competing place they just have them all over the wall and it was like the kind of coverage that is overwhelming you're like my gosh how I don't even know this many coasters exist in the world. Right. It was really cool.

Apparently they're famous for their brew or for their beer as well, but we didn't have any of that. But I mean, that's number one on their list here. Their breweries, like their big thing. But the food was insane. So I just putting it out there. It sounds like KT.D. AKA Kevin in the chat has been, says he's always got leftovers.

I would hope so. Anybody who eats everything, it felt like I was in a contest. If you eat the whole thing, it's free. even though it wasn't it was like just but it was so much food yeah and the parogis like we got these these pierogi things um uh before you know as an appetizer like an appetizer yeah just about filled me up and i only had half of it like it was insane so oh my god oh this looks so good my next time kim and i go i think we're splitting i think we'll split something yeah yeah just do a do a hash house a go go style uh split plate yeah yeah yeah yeah so

do that and then you know but there's something to say about no you know you've got you've got you've got you've each got your own entree and you've got a meal for the next day yeah um you get you get to try each other's meals so each get like two things I'm a variety guy like that's I think that why I don't um I like Italian food I like Italian restaurants okay yeah but my biggest complaint about them is you usually get one thing it's a bunch of pasta maybe some meat and a sauce covered in something and I like and covered in something and it's like I need I need a couple things different things on my plate a little bit of variety a little bit of uh uh choices I definitely prefer that if I can get it yeah um and and in this case variety was the was the thing of the day

like there's so much variety of photos just yeah you would love it dude you would love it I probably would yeah plus you know we both we're both I think we both like pub food right it's kind of we're fans oh sure yeah so this is this is perfect got a bunch of really good looking i'm not a beer guy but i'd go for some of these uh oh yeah they have lovely a bunch of beer they kept the beer was flowing and they kept saying you want to try one of our awesome beers i'm like i'm good and they just kept asking if i wanted it and right right you really look like you could use a beer maybe you'd like a beer how about a beer how about a beer would you like a beer i'll give you a beer so anyway it was uh it was very cool and i want to recommend it

So go check it out. Bohemian. I keep saying with an M on there. Bohemium. And they're very nice people. I like a place where everyone seems stoked to be there and excited to be working there. I love that feeling. Like they actually like each other and like our one guy will move out of the way while someone runs by and it's all just like happy feelings between them.

And I don't know. I just feel like that's less likely these days, but it was nice. You don't get that at almost any fast food place. So that's why you've got to go to the restaurants to get that sort of thing. That's exactly right. So anyway, it was awesome. Go check it out. All right.

The other thing I want to mention is, boy, everyone just stay away from me. Apparently there is a stomach bug going around that is so awful. Really? And everyone I know has this thing. Like my brother-in-law has it and my... Just everybody. Everybody I know within my people, neighbors, people not far from me. Everybody's yakking their guts up because of some bug going around.

I don't want to. it is what I'm getting at. Stay away from me. Don't be breathing on me. I went to the, what do you call it? Farmer's Market on Saturday. Yeah. And all I could think it was like, all of you all carrying this thing. Don't you be breathing on me? I don't want no stomach flu or whatever we call it now. I don't want that. So anyway, if you're out there suffering. Jim has it or who all has got this? No, nobody in the house has it yet. We thought Van might when he was yacking the other day. We chalked that up to too many gummy bears.

Oh, sure. So I think we're okay, like in the immediate family, but still, I don't know. When I hear one of those is going around, why do I get so like, don't come near? I don't want it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to spend two days on a crapper. Plus, I'm terrible at barfing, and I haven't puke since 2005.

So don't make me do it now. It's not time. I got to go to 2025. Is that 20 years? Yes. 20 years is my goal of barf free. That's my goal. Really?

You got to make it. Okay. You know what? This is good. We've never talked about with your streaks that you have like an end date. So it's actually good to see that you've got a like a, like a, an expiration. It's just kind of like an open window at the end kind of thing. It's like, oh, no, I've got an end date.

As long as I ain't it there, then I can barf. Yeah. It's fine. Like 2026, all barfing all the time is the plan. Yeah. All year, every day, every other week. I'll be barfing, and y'all will be looking forward to the stories we'll tell, and it'll be great. Anyway, that's what's been going on there.

Hey, I'd like to play a game. Shall we play a game? Can't play it without Dunaway, so let me bring him in. Is he logged in? He is. He's logged in, yes. He's in the half-ass's screen. That's what I like to hear.

So as soon as he picks up here, we're going to push this button, and we're going to going to Party Town USA. Here we go. And three, two, nope, he's not here yet. Okay, three, no, three, two, one. No, he's still not here, not answering it. And what he's doing. He's ringing. Get the rings of ringage. Here we go. Hey, look who it is. Brian Dunaway joining us for the morning half asses. Hello, Brian. How are you? Oh, hi, Scott and Brian. Hi. How are you doing, man? How are you guys? Fine. It's good. It's a Monday. And the weather is not too hot, and the sun is not shining too bright, but bright enough to make you happy. Oh, I like that. That's nice. Yeah.

Yeah. We saw you over the weekend for FilmSecck. I'd recommend everybody to check out FilmSec. Yeah. FilmSec. Film sec. We had a great episode about what do we do? We watch Tank Girl.

Oh, yeah. We watch the Tank Girl, Cold Classic. For some reason, I still had Italian job in my mind. mine, but yeah, we did tank roll. Well, you'll always have the Italian job. Yeah, we watched the Australian job is what we watched. Yeah, the Australian job, never as good as the Austrian job. I don't know.

It's pretty good. It's not bad. It's pretty good. Well, it's good to have you here. We're going to play a game. Brian, please explain these rules so we know what the frick is going on. Oh, kidding. I hope people are writing this out because it's really, really complicated.

Welcome to the morning half-asses, a trivia game where I'm going to be giving Scott and the answers. I'm just going to be giving them to them. I'm going to give them a category and six possible answers, three of which are correct and three that are incorrect. Half asses. Depending on how confident they feel with the category, they can provide one, two, or three guesses, but if they get any wrong, they get zero points for that round. Guess one, get it right, you get a point, guess two and get them right, gets you three points, and you guess all three correctly, and you'll get five points for that round. The player with the most points after three rounds, wins the prize for their

contestant. Speaking of contestants, I've pulled them from members of the tadpool that aren't able to be here with us live. Scott, you're going to be playing for Martin Creamers from Perth, Australia. Sweet. Love it. Good day. Brian, you're going to be playing for Andrew Dart from

also from Australia. You miss. This was completely randomized, and I didn't realize until now. He's from Warnambool, Australia. At the end of the Great Ocean Road, which contains the Twelve Apostles. Really? How appropriate after us doing the Tank Girl.

That's perfect. No kidding. Look at that. So two Aussies. Australia's been on her mind this past week. Hopefully, the games you win will be unlockable in Australia. I guess if not, then we'll figure something out. So what's the, explain the apostle thing?

What's the deal there? I have no idea. That's what he put in there. At the end of the Great Ocean Road, which contains the 12 apostles. I don't know what that means. That must be something about Warnambool, Wornambool, Australia. like something that they're known for, right? Right.

Must be. Yeah. Maybe did they all go there to die? You mean other than beer? Maybe they all. That's Australian for beer, right? Maybe they all went there to die or something. I don't know the story.

Maybe. They got together and said, yeah, we're going to Australia, everybody. I'm looking on their website. Yeah, there's nothing on the Wikipedia page for Warnham Bull that mentions the apostles. But it is at the end of the Great Ocean Road. Oh, here we go. Let's see. The Great Ocean Road.

You know there's not roads in the ocean, right? I'm just saying. Well, last I checked. Oh, the 12 Apostles limestone stack formations. Oh, it's a rock formation. It's a collection of limestone stacks off the shore of Port Campbell National Park. So it's rocks. Wow.

That'd be cool to have in Tank Girl, which was based in Australia and then filmed their America. Oh, wait. What? Oh, man. Yeah, in 2010, there was a collapse of, like, erosion of the, um, of some of the apostles. So I don't know how many apostles there are anymore. Oh, it's probably that little money grubber one that turned everybody over. That's his name.

Remember that guy? Remember that one guy? I can't think it was a name. What's his name? Proteus? Not Punchus pilot? No, that's the guy that lost his hands. Judas, Judas is scary.

There you go. So Judas is down there going. Oh, you got there. I got the money. I got the gold, and then the whole thing went, bra. And then you went hung himself. I only know my apostles from Sympathy for the Devil by the Rolling Stones. Hey, let's play the game, shall we?

You guys are both in the, oh, let me tell you what they could win. The winner is going to get a copy of Jurassic World Evolution and the deluxe dinosaur pack that goes along with it, some DLC. What's in a deluxe dinosaur? What is a deluxe dinosaur? It includes your Stegasaurus, your. You're apatosaurus. That's just regular dinosaurs. I wanted like, you know, a four horn stag or something.

No. No, you don't get to look. That game, I played that game. And the way that game works is you build, you genetically build dinosaurs from DNA, recovered, just like the movies do, right? And then you build a park. So it's basically a zoo simulator, but you're doing it with these animals. And unlike Jurassic Park, there's not a lot of danger to it. Like, they don't go run rampant and try to kill everybody.

You just try to run a profitable park. And so here's what's great, though. So you don't get to look over and go, clever girl. No, you don't do it get to any clever girl. It's a Unix system. Yeah, no, hold on to your butts or any of that. Yeah, that's actually all the game is. It's just Newman.

Yeah. We got Johnson. We got Johnson. Nobody cares. Dude, I would play a hack game of Jurassic Park. That'd be awesome. I'm like trying to beat, maybe like where you're trying to unlock

all of the pen, the dinosaur pens, before. It's not a bad idea. I'd play that. That's not a bad idea. It's all right. Games on Game Pass as well. It's very good. It's actually a really good game.

So I recommend it. Nice. The runner-up is going to get Kerbal Space Program, which I've also heard is a very good game. Also, excellent. Lots of good games. All right, let's get to the game here. I'm going to give you guys a category.

Let's start off with famous people who never learned to drive. So these are all people you've heard of. But three of them never learned how to drive. And we'll see how it worked out for them. Harry S. Truman, F. Scott Fitzgerald. F. Scott Fitzgerald. F.

Quincy Jones, Albert Einstein, Alfred Hitchcock, and Jackie Robinson. Three of those people never learned how to drive. Oh, my gosh, dude. This is insane. Brian's locked in with his answers I mean is there is there any way of doing some sort of like logical like sussing this out logically like oh well of course this person I don't think so yeah I kind of I kind of did a logic

I'll tell you how my logic when when Scott gets they're doing I did I'm done I'm locked okay all right my logic is my logic is the older the person the further back the person lived in history less likely they would have had a driver's license, period, anyway. Like Albert Einstein, yeah. Oh, that's an interesting way I don't know. Albert Einstein, so that's...

There were cars, but, you know, there weren't as common as now. Yeah. Yeah. All right, well, that's true. Albert Einstein, indeed. I never learned how to drive, and neither did Quincy Jones,

much more modern, contemporary person. So he never drove Rashida to acting practice or, you know, whatever. And Alfred Hitchcock also never learned. But yeah, Harry Truman, F. You can just look at Albert Hitchcock and go, yeah. That guy never drove a car. He never drove.

See, that surprises me. I would have thought he seemed like a little bit of a Snidley bugger and might get the car and do something weird. I don't know why. And if he did, there's no doubt that he would have taken a profile pick with his driver's license, and that would be a meme. Oh, yeah, good point. Yeah. Yeah, you would

look. That's how you do it. You retrofit memes, or you deconstruct memes and figure out what happened all the way back in the 50s. That makes sense. Know your meme, people. Know your memes. Know your memes. All right.

Brian, off to a good start here with three points. Let's get to question number two. All right. Constellations. So, you know, three of these are actual constellations. We have bettillum, I'm sorry, Batillam, the fire shovel, Lira, the harp, Gladiow, the sword. Horologium, or horlogium, horlogium, horologium, I would say. The clock, Lieber, the book, and Kalam, the chisel.

Three of those are actual constellations. Three of those are just, yeah, crap we made up. They all feel like crap we made up, but. Exactly. I am always weak at this. Yeah. This is like a blind spot. You would think as many times as I end up having, this is actually pretty common topic for people to discuss, and I just have no shame.

I just never learned them. I really don't know any of this, so I'm just going to wing it. Boom! Okay, okay, okay. I'll go with that one. No pressure. There you go.

All right, both of you locked in. Scott, you've got Lira the harp, Gladio the sword, and Kalim the Chisel. Brian, you settled just for one, just for Lera the harp, which I think is the one. everybody knows, yeah, indeed. Lira the harp is a constellation, as is Calum the chisel,

but Gladiotio the sword is not. The other one is Horlogium, the clock, which surprises me because I would think the clock wouldn't be, like, you know, when they were coming from constellations, you wouldn't think they had clocks, they had sundials and stuff, right? Oh, good point. Not to mention, it's round. It'd probably be pretty tough to find, if you saw a round constellation in the sky, probably like, what the?

Yeah, no kidding. You'd think the aliens are coming, for sure. Gladio the sword, is that one I chose? Yeah. You did, you chose. It just felt like people were into swords back then. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Definitely seems logical that. Sword makes sense. That should be easy. It's like, you see that straight line of stars right there? Sword. Sword. That's Gladio the sword. I'm curious as to

I do love the fire shovel. looks like see now this I would look at this and I would not say oh yeah it's a clock let's see this thing suggesting that it's an hourglass is it an hourglass shaped or is it no no it's supposed to be it's really supposed to be

a clock and it's supposed to be a clock with a like a what does the clock swinging back and forth underneath it oh like a pendulum yeah a little pendulum thing yeah the pendulum like in Vincent Price

sorry about that uh sorry about that link everybody geez oh my lord i looked over for a second and it's a giant wall of google link i would call that uh horror i would call that uh whatever but i would call it the ladle

looks more like a ladle to me than a clock is that i think it looks like it's side boob it's a side boob it's what it's a ski sloper yeah it's a ski sloper from uh you know one of those old magazines look at that thing yeah yeah i've i've I'm not seeing, uh, I look at that and I don't see clock. I'd maybe see a Sidd or something, but not a clock. Right.

And what was this named? Like it was what, what, Horologium? I know that when, do you know when it was? Oh, I just closed that screen, but. Oh, sorry. Long time ago, Brian. There's no way I'd be able to open it. Would you say, Scott?

I just telling the other Brian, it's a long time ago. I can tell you that. 1756. Oh, it's not that. Okay. I'm trying to imagine what clocks look like in 1750. It doesn't lie like this, though. You don't think so?

They must, maybe they look like that. I don't know. Yeah, all right. All right, well, let's get to our last round. Brian's still leading by four. So, Scott, you need all three correct answers to have a shot at this. This is something that I've never seen, but I'm hoping you guys have. Okay.

Faces of Zoolander. I've admitted never seen the film Zoolander. I haven't either. Gosh, dang it. Advantage Dunaway. I've not seen this movie. I'm familiar with, you know, with Blue Stealander. But what are some other faces of Zoolander?

Still Magnolia, La Tigray, Monte Carlo, Magnum, Ferrari, and Iron Maiden. Three of those are actual faces of Zoolander. Three are false. I have no idea. I mean, I may as well go for it. I can't believe you guys haven't seen Zoolander. We totally need to do that for Film Sack. No, I don't feel you think it's a film sack?

Because comedies are so hard to do on film sack. Yeah, it's not Zoolander. You don't think? Hmm. I mean, I haven't seen it, so I couldn't say. I don't know. Maybe you're right. You know what? And done the way I trust. If he said, if he said it was good, we'll do it. I think I know all three of these, but I only need one, so I'm only going to go with one. Because, Scott, even if you got all three, still couldn't catch me if I have one more point, right? Yeah.

Oh, you'd tie, basically. Oh, son of a part hole. Yeah, but don't. I wouldn't worry that much. I think I'm screwed, but, you know. Well, I will tell you, both chose Magnum, and Magnum is indeed a Zoolander face. uh scott you also said litigre and monte carlo yeah litigre is also a zoolander face but not monte carlo baby no monte carlo yeah ferrari being the third uh steel magnolia monte carlo and iron maiden uh none of those are zoolander i almost got lucky though almost you should have held back now wait if i hadn't a chose um litigre oh no wait uh sorry no no monte carlo is what you would have chosen Ferrari instead of

Monte Carlo, you guys would have tied. I would have thrown one more prize into the pool, and each of them would have walked away, excuse me, would have walked away with two points. That's Cherry Vanilla Coke Zero coming back on me there. Carter's calling Scott out in the chat room. That's my favorite thing this happened today. What does she say? She says, why would you guess three? You don't know at all.

He had to. Oh, I had to. I wasn't going to win if I don't. It was, yeah, exactly. The only way he could have possibly won was to choose three. Yeah, because I was so far behind. And I thought you knew games, Carter. I thought you knew how to play.

Yeah, no, I had, I really had no choice, but, um, yeah, that's annoying. I mean, maybe I should have seen that movie. We're Ticra and Bunny and we like the boom. Okay, sure. Exactly. Ferrari, that's stupid. Is that movie stupid? Okay.

I don't know. Of course it's stupid. That's, it is so stupid that I think that it goes beyond comedy. That's the reason why I think it might be okay for film sec. J.C. Halhoon says that Hitchcock had a license. Yeah. That's what he's saying. I mean, you know,

Too late now, I'm already one. Ken Jennings says no. Who do you believe? Ken Jennings are this photo from Julian's auction. Honorary driver's license. Oh, this is an actual auction listing. Let's see. Julian's Summer Entertainment Sale.

This happened in 08. Yeah, I mean, it is a... It went for 8,125 bucks. His license. So, one of Alfred Hitchcock's most famous phrases that he said apparently according to this page I just found says I don't drive because I'm afraid

of the police with time the press created the myth that the director of vertigo never learned to drive so indeed I didn't win but you know you said let's see I think neither of us chose Hedgecock right you both uh no Brian

I would be I would have lost that one but I would have still had more points than you Scott yeah you would have he wouldn't change the outcome of the game, yeah. Yeah. That's fine. But real quick here, I just noticed something. But the more you know.

That's 1977. Hold on. What 77? The date on his thing. Oh, yeah. I'm going to totally shop that with his profile pick. Yeah, the license was issued in California named Alfred Joseph Hitchcock and was valid until 1977, three years before his death.

The date of validity gives us an idea that Alfred Jishcock intended to go on driving as long as his health permitted. Huh. He should do a profile shot because that's Alford Hitchcock. I know. Yeah. Like, why wouldn't you? Yeah.

So I know it's against the rules for everyone else, but for Hitchcock, you make an exception. It feels like that's, you kind of have to, right? Yep, I agree. Well, well, well done winner. Who won? Thank you for finding facts. Well, the winner is Andrew Dart from Warnham Bull, Australia. Listen, they may have, erosion may have destroyed a couple of the apostles,

but you're still going to get Jurassic World Evolution. and the DLC Deluxe Dinosaur pack. But Martin Gators... Which isn't deluxe? It's not deluxe dinosaurs. We don't know what dinosaurs come in the deluxe dinosaur pack. I was making up what dinosaurs like. Oh, that's true.

We don't know. I've never played the DLC for that, so it's possible you get a bunch of hybrids and stuff. I don't know. Here, let's look it up because I want Brian to feel happy about... Yeah. Don't be selling me deluxe if you're just giving me regular. I don't want it.

It includes the... The striaciosaurus, the Crichtonsaurus, the Mejongasaurus. Oh, the Crichtonaurus. Is that named after Michael? I don't know. It's named after Michael Crichton. Yeah, the Crichter, yeah. Does it look like him?

The Mjongasaurus. Wow. The Archeo-Rinthamimimus. Okay. I'll give those. That's the lux. That's the lux. I'll give it. And the succamimimis. Sucamimimis. Sucamimis.

I like the succamimis. That's pretty good. Yeah. So the Crichton-saurus was. uh let's see here discovered in 2002 in uh china and it was named and described and named after michael crichton american authors novels include Jurassic Park and others yeah maybe that maybe that old dinosaur pile of bones actually wrote the screenplay for congo and that's why they did it because that's why it's so bad maybe that could easily could easily be yeah yeah when you have an old dead dinosaur write your screenplay you're screwed it's no good that's right the succamimus uh is

His Latin for Crocodile Mimic. Yeah. Oh, Mimus, like Mime. Okay. Exactly. Yep. Crocodile Mimic. Just walking,

I'm going, doing fake walls and stuff. I'm stuck in a box. Look, I'm a dinosaur in the glass box. Well, there you go. Deluxe pack and all. And now my Twitter profile pick is the Alfred Hitchcock driver's license photo. Nice.

Nice. I'm a dinosaur walking against the wind. It's really windy. That's a big deal because you don't change your profile pick very often, Brian. ever never ever ever ever ever ever yours has been on there for as long as i can remember i feel like this is a bit of mine i bet mine is unchanged longer i don't know you had you had your uh you had brack on there you still have brack on there still have brack on there oh wow you know part of me really you put up there when brack was still on rack was popular when i first yeah i was already into my

i was two years into my no puke streak when brian put the brack on there as his thing nice so you're going to be 18 years on that thing when I hit my 20. This will be great. Well, Dunaway, having you here is always a pleasure plus we help somebody win some shit and that's great. And also tomorrow we are doing an episode of Play Retro, all about old retro games and it's

finally, finally Pac-Man week. Oh man. It's finally Pac-Man. Pac-Man. Yeah, we're doing it partly because that Museum, Pac-Man Museum 2 or plus or whatever hell it's called. Yeah, Museum Plus came out. And oh, very nice, Brian. That's good.

I'm pointing, Captain Kipper put a link in there about an action figure of Jeff Goldblum with his shirt open for Chaos Theory. And so here's the, this is the Jurassic Park card that goes with it. Now, that's deluxe. Hold on, there's an actual sculpture of that, or not sculpture, an action figure? An actual action figure, Mattel Creation's pre-order. Oh, look at this. Oh, this is great. I want this.

It actually comes with a really cool diorama, actually. actually it's not just him it's the whole like the blanket he's on or whatever that was he looks worried about the dinosaur chasing him he's got the whole deal i'm gonna say it's a pretty it's not the best i mean this is not McFarling toys this is not great that way but it's fine i mean they nailed the body but the face yeah they nailed the body nailed the body uh that was all improv by him or something i heard somewhere the open shirt thing. Yeah. He was saying it on some interviewer. He's like, yeah, I just spread open my shirt and they went with it. Spilberg was like, cool, man. Keep that

shirt over. He's like, all right? Yeah, that's one big pile of shirt. I'd be sitting here with my shirt over, right? That'd be something that Ian Malkin would do, right? Chaos. It's like chaos. I did another chaotic thing here with my shirt over. It'd be chaos. It's sure would be able. Excellent. All right. He puts a little drop of water and he lets it, yeah, a little drops a water on his chest and just rolls down and explains the chaos theory. Yeah, he lets the water roll down from his nipple down to his navel. And that's gross. A number five laps his wings and, uh, there you go.

What time tomorrow? 3.30? Yeah, 3.30 Mountain time. 5.30. East time. We're talking about the Pac-Man. All things back. We'll talk a little about Miss Pac-Man.

We will give more love to Miss Pac-Man tomorrow than Namco gave her in the latest release of the big museum pack-pack. package. Yeah. Wow. Which is to say, Ms. Pac-Man wasn't actually even Namco's thing. They didn't even make it. They didn't even make the Miss Pac-Man. They didn't, but they screwed up how they handled licensing and stuff. So now they have to pay wads of money anytime they want to do anything with it. Yeah. Well, they had to pay a little bit of money to add games, but Napco's just being a big, that baby. They could have easily put that thing in that collection. And I'm telling you right now, if you go back and just want to play all the original stuff,

I actually think some newer things are really cool. Like Championship 1 and 2 are amazing. There's some really good Pac-Man games. But if you're talking like raw, early Pac-Man, Miss Pac-Man was the best they ever made. That is the best Pac-Man game. And the fact that it's not in either of these two collections feels stupid to me. I'm excited because if you don't listen to Play Retro, you should.

Scott has a lot of arcade stories. I can't wait to hear if your dad ever put the, the ad on card for the Miss Pac-Man. Nope, we didn't do that. I wish we did, but we did. Don't spoil it. I have other stories. Don't worry.

I set up the cheese. I know you did, but I have other stories. There's no reason for me to listen now. Now it's all spoiled. I have a lot of great stories about Pac-Man, and we're going to even get into like the egregious treatment of like Atari, making a meat, pop tarts, or whatever the hell those are supposed to be on the cover, but in the game, there were dashes or hyphens.

I think, could you do dots on the, 2600 could you go low enough resolution to do a dot yeah no kidding there's also there's a game for the game boy advance that I've been playing that it was basically another kind of museum type thing or had a bunch of Pac-Man titles in it yes and that game they also had one called Pac-Man arrangement it is so awesome I love Pac-Man arrangement can't say enough about it it's weird as shit and we're going to talk about that and everything else so tomorrow Big day. Pac-Mud.

Three-thirty, three-thirty tomorrow. Pac-Bud. We'll get deep into the Pac-Man lore and life and living of Pac-Man. All right. Hey, Brian, Donneway. Kiss our butts. Oh, anything else you want to say? I just don't want to kick you out.

Yeah, every, you know, every night. Yep, he's gone. He does, he does stream every night. So you guys can catch him with Brian Dunaway on Twitter. Or Twitch, rather. Yeah, I'm hoping to get some time to stream some, some Marvel snap I've unlocked all the cards

in Pool 1 working on getting collecting the cards for Pool 2 Where's Deadpool? Is it in Pool 1 or Pool 2? Deadpool I think is in Pool 2 Deadpool 2, Deadpool 2, Deadpool 2 Let's see, yeah, no he must be in Deadpool 3 because he's not even listed in the cards that are

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It was so great. What a great, we're at a great moment in weird audio. Yeah, yeah. That person's in the chat, so they know, they know. Yes, they know. They know. All right, let's get to this story. We'll do at least one here.

We may have room for two. We'll see how this goes. First story of the day, a bottle of Tabasco discovered in the painting of the Last Supper. Hmm. Speaking of the 12 Apostles. I know. Yeah. What weird coincidence on timing on that. Inside St. Joseph's Catholic Church in Parks. I don't know where Parks is. Where's this? This is from wherever it is. A painting of the Last Supper. There you go. It's right by the recreation church. The painting of the Last Supper features a bottle of original Tabasco that recently caught the attention of the company that makes the iconic Louisiana hot sauce.

the Last Supper typically depicts Jesus eating with his 12 apostles in a common scene in the Christian religion and most famous version painted by Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm sorry, DaVinci. I love his version. His version's amazing. It really adds something to it. It really did, you know?

It's just an edge to it a little bit. He's this top spinning. He's just staring at the top as it spins. It's great. It's like, do you know? And then the painting ends before you actually get to find out. It's great. Yeah.

And then that bear has some. sex with him. It's amazing. The church pastor, Nicholas Dupree, said he heard rumors about the bottle and he arrived in St. Joseph in 2019 from the previous pastor. He was like, quote, did you find that Tabasco bottle? And I was like, what? Dupree said, that's fun hearing preachers go. And I was like, and he was all like.

I was like, what? It says I heard it from him. That's great. It says, I heard it from him. I think I've heard it from a few people, but I never really cared to look. Uh, so I'm going to put this up. I mean, clearly this is not what it is, but it's great to think it is, you know? I know, it would be.

It's one of those things where... We talked about Tabasco on the show today, too. Yeah, it totally looks. I mean, it does. It looks like the little, uh, Milheny Tabasco, the famous green top. Yep. Yep. It looks like it's floating a little bit.

It kind of does, yeah. But that's just a bad, you know, this is not the greatest artist. I know. God, what a, what a shitty artist. I do what you was. I mean, geez. Yeah, so there's that. If you didn't, if you've now,

oh, what are the conspiracies here? Let's think. Jesus is a time traveler, came here, got some sweet hot sauce, took it back, and then had the last supper because he couldn't stand that food without a little bit of spice, you know? That's right, yes.

Oh, too hot. I put too much. Ah! Oh, no. Ah! Even Jesus, I can't. It's too hot. Forgive them, Father.

They do not know how hot. it is yeah i don't want you to string me up or anything but man this food is just a little too spicy for my taste also that bottle that's there with the wine i assume in it that looks a little too much like a like a healing potion in a video game you know what i mean a little bit yeah it's kind of you know sure alchemist bottle type thing i don't know it's manna someone in the chat says no not to be blue if it was manna monkey bananas this is healing potion because it's red. Yeah.

Universal symbol for, uh, yeah, get it together. Get it together. Uh, all right. And that one has the,

the boomerang and then that one's got the power shot. I mean, this, this painting, clearly, forgery. Yeah. Plus,

I think there's maybe like a, uh, what do you call those? What's a, there's like a toy there. Let me, hold on here. Let me zoom in.

With the, with the ocarina there on the right side. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, maybe that's what I'm looking at. Or, it's a little, Were you going to say it's a bum plug?

It's like a little male sleeve, you know what I'm saying? Oh, I see. It's a fleshlight. Yeah, like the old school. You know, it's just some fish bladder or something like that, but that's what they used back then. What kind of party were they having? Jeez. Jeez.

Everything's better with hot sauce. You know, it's the last supper. You go all out. Yeah, you do. That's what I've always said. All right, those looking for a lost turtle, tortoise turtle, I got good news. I like, I lost turtles. I like tortals.

Oh, that kid. He's probably graduated. He's probably a doctor or something now. He is. He's a veterinarian. I would love to know what he does now. Anyway, a missing pet tortoise found in an attic 30 years later. Still alive and well, because those things don't die.

Yeah, but what is he eating? Oh, I'd hate to ask. I would love to know. Growing up, this person heard stories from her mother about a beloved pet tortoise named Manuela, whom she had as a child in the early 1980s. The stories, however, were always tinged with her. heartache because on one day in 1982 when this girl was only eight years old, this mom now, the thing went missing. Flash forward 30 years to 2013. Why is this a 2013? Is this a 2013 article?

Well, anyway, they found it. The point is it stayed trapped in there. It doesn't get into what it ate. It doesn't say how it survived. And I'm kind of bugged by that. But they've lost cats and they've Yeah, they've had many dogs in this, in between, and they're like, where'd the dog go? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, it's funny. This is an article from last week, 520, 22 or two weeks ago. Why is it suddenly a story? Yeah.

Right? I don't know. Let's see. He's doing great. 40 years. Zubba, mind-blowing ability to survive in these circumstances. One thing is clear. Now they visit weekly.

They see my daughter with him. She feeds him pets him. Yeah, but how did it eat? It was up there. Yeah. I don't know. DoorDash? Like what?

Also, I want to, I have a, I want to register a complaint with the turtles. I have a problem with turtles and that is that they get to live like 250 years or whatever it is for the big ones. Dogs get what, 12 if they're lucky? Sure. That seems like a rip off. Freaking meat in the middle somewhere. Let dogs live longer. Give them a longer lifespan.

They're like so important to everybody. They love their dogs. I know. Yeah, nobody wants, I mean, you know, pet turtle is nice and all, but you're not getting a pet turtle to go take it for walks and throw frisbys and all that stuff. No, if you're lucky, the most you're going to get is it going, every once in a while. Well. While it's humping your shoe or something. That's exactly, right, exactly.

That's the, uh, it's so gross. I think it's one of the weirdest things I've ever heard is one of turtles hump and something. It is such a weird video. Eh. Now I'm doing it. From now on, it's my new rule. All right, that's your stories for this morning. We are going to take a break, a song break, if you will.

When we come back, Stephen Schlecker will join us. But I don't know what this song is, so Brian will have to tell us. Good thing I do. This is, listen, if you're a fan of late 80s, early 90s band the Charlottons, UK, or as they were known in England, the Charlottons, the front man, Tim Burgess has a brand new 22-track solo album coming out. well it's not coming out until september 23rds which means we're going to have a lot of time to enjoy this first single that he's released from it uh look he um he worked with uh kevin godly uh for the music video godly of one half of godly and cream note noted for a lot of amazing music videos in the 80s this uh album again comes out in september but you can hear this first song which is called typical music it is the title track here's term tim burgess from charlatans and typical music Typical day

Ain't a piece of a cake Without a friend Oh, no to take I sit And watch the flowers grow Outside the factory, dreaming of a TV show. True, I help bring this on myself, but I'm a change man now, at least I think I am. You made an impression on me

I drew a picture of us in 1983 coming you were in with an alien we fell into the big machine I hear what they're saying again I since A motion of flowers grow

Outside the factory Dreaming of a TV show True I help bring this on myself Must have a change by now At least I think I am At least I think I am I'm

A typical in I'm A typical in a I sit Outside the factory Dreaming of a TV show True I help bring this on myself

But I'm a dream right now At least I think I am At least I think I am Typical music Dear Amish Lord, thou looketh sternly down upon us, thine flock, even though we did not do anything wrong, please make us humble, and deliver us more hardship that we may get thick, calloused hands much larger than other peoples.

We solemnly believe that although humans have been around for a million years, you feel strongly that they had just the right amount of technology between 1835 and 1850. deliver us from Thomas Edison, the worst human being who ever lived, and deliver us from mustaches. Amen. I was just admiring your animals. They're dead. Go f*** a refrigerator, peckernack. This is the morning stream. We're back, everybody. that song. Yeah, that song

is Tim Burgess, a lead singer of the band The Charlottons. The Only One I Know. That was their big song. Anyway, it's a song from his brand new 23-track solo album called Typical Music. That is the title track. So if you're doing the math, it's called

Typical Music. Very, very nice. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I'm sure they did. Sounds just like the charlatans. Yeah, those charlatans. Those charlatans in there, putting on airs. That's right. That's what they do. All right.

How would everyone feel about a little bit of Stephen? I know I'd feel good about it. I would feel like my Monday would be a miss without a little bit of Stephen. I agree with you. Stephen Schleiker. Steven Schleiker. Look who it is, everybody. It's Steven Schleiker joining us from Hayes, Kansas, and the headquarters of major spoilers.com.

He comes on Mondays and we talk about cool pop culture stuff, video games, TV. Not video games. I don't know why I'm saying that. TV shows. No, it's a comic-related video games. Yeah, oh, sure, that's true. If there's a video game with comic books, stuff in it, we'll talk about it. Stephen, welcome to the show.

How are you? Oh, I'm good, Scott. I took my turtle out for a walk the other day. Oh, you did. Yes. And we have a turtle. Still out walking? No, no.

Our tortoise, he's probably, I don't know, probably about the size of your hand right now. He's, we don't know how old he was when we got him, but we've had him for about four or five years now. Okay. But we take him outside to get some sun, and he'll truck across the yard. very, very quickly.

Yeah, they move when they need to. Yeah, if you turn your back, he will have run across the yard and hidden somewhere. Wow. Does he pee all over you when you hold him or anything? No, because I hold him a very special way so that if he does pee, it doesn't get on me. I just like the phrase,

I hold him a very special way. You kind of have to hold him like a hamburger. Oh, I don't explain it any further. Like a hamburger. Yeah, we've heard, oh, like a hamburger. Okay. The last time I held a turtle, they peed on me. That's why I asked.

And it was a long time ago, and I don't know if that turtle's doing okay. It also escaped. It's probably living up in your attic eating roaches and termites. It might be. Do you think that's what it would eat, by the way? It's just bugs? The stories that I've heard of tortoises or turtles lost and then found in houses that they're eating bugs inside the house. So, like, your claws are actually sharp, pretty sharp.

So if you've got some rotten wood or something where termites there, they could dig the crap out of that. and go to town. That also seems bad. You don't want your turtle digging holes in your house? I mean, he's taking care of your termite problem. That's true. Don't look a gift turtle in the mouth, I always say. Exactly.

Oh, by the way, Brian. I'm not pick it up like a hamburger. Yeah, there's go. I'm a little upset at you. Oh, you're mad of Brian? Why? What have I done? Oh, gosh.

You've been playing Marvel Snap and I haven't been able to, so. Oh, that's a shame. I'm a little bit jealous. Oh, okay. But you're having a lot of fun with it, though. I am. It's, uh, I liked, I liked Harthstone a lot. Um, and I never felt like I could ever be any good at it because, uh, you know, it was already, it got established very quickly. And so there was a lot of a learning curve of like, oh, no, there's no much of new cards I've got to learn and all that. At least with Marvel Snap, I feel like, you know, getting in early, even, even if you're not in beta and you get in early, you're going to have a great advantage over people who, who get in, you know, you know, a year from now and play this if it's still around in a year. Because there's so much to it.

It's a lot of, a lot of content and it's really, really fun. What I really like about what you've described about it and everyone else I've watched and heard, these three-minute, sometimes a little longer, sometimes a little left games, absolutely a huge draw for me. I don't want another long 20 to 30-minute card game. I don't want that. Yeah, no, no. It's like, you know, it's six rounds, maybe seven, depending on,

what locations get opened up. But it is, you know, three minutes. You're probably less in some cases. It's pretty cool. And so once you get all the cosmic cubes or whatever that you're trying to get, do you get a snap your fingers and make everybody go away? No, it's, you know, you can, it's basically like the doubling cube and backgammon, if you're familiar with that all.

Basically, it's like, oh, I feel pretty confident about the hand that was dealt. I'm going to double. And it gives the person an opportunity to say, no, I'm out. I don't think I'm even have a chance. Or, oh, yeah, you think you've got this? All right, I'm going to double back at you. All right. The more you talk about, the more irritated I am,

the iOS beta's not out. It's bugging me. I know, right? That's the thing is I don't have an Android device. Yeah, I don't either. Well, I did, but the battery won't hold, and it just dies as soon as I, I mean, I can plug it in and just keep it plugged in, I guess,

but that annoys me. I don't want to do that. It's a pain in the butt. Yeah, I play on, I have a little Android or a little Amazon Fire tablet. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, do you have, hey, Stephen, you got yourself a fire tablet? I think they closed the beta, though, if I'm not mistaken.

Oh, no. Did they close or is it still open? You're still, I mean, you can still, you can still apply, sign up for it. They're just randomly, I don't know about randomly, but they're just picking people and putting them in as it goes. But for the most part, I play in blue stacks on my PC, and that's what allows me to stream and stuff. Okay, so. Yeah, so there's a couple options for you. we'll now go in and try and apply to the beta.

All right. Yeah. All right. Look what we've done here. We've done that. And now we can do these things and talk about everything everywhere, all at once, coming digitally on June 7th. Tomorrow. Yeah.

I don't feel bad that I waited at all. I got it. Now I get it the way I want it. This is great. Bring it home. Yes. Let's go. At home.

Although I kind of wish that they had not switched the date because I really wanted to watch it last month. But having to wait an extra couple of weeks isn't a big deal. everyone says that if you enjoyed Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness this movie is much, much, much, much, much, much better than that. Wow. Oh, I don't know about that. I liked them both a lot, but I wouldn't say it's

that many much is better. Oh, okay. That's a lot of muches. Maybe one less much better than one. Maybe one less much better, but that is a lot of much. Unless you're Tina and about two-thirds through the movie you're going to go, oh. Was it just, okay, I have a question about that.

Because I'm just curious, was it just that she didn't, she just didn't like that it was like multiverse? Like, oh, here we go again. No, she's fine with multiverse, but she didn't, she felt like it had already gone on a really long time with some of the other, some of the stuff that happens in the first two-thirds of the movie. And so she was ready for the movie. She felt like she had gotten everything she needed out of this movie. Gotcha. And she liked. And wasn't ready for another.

She liked the Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness business. She did, yeah. So that didn't overstay its welcome in terms of those. She felt like that was much, much, much, much, much, much, much better than everything had they were all in. Oh, okay. All right. Much to the eighth power. To be fair, though, Dr. Strange and the multiverse of madness, they had one little quick montage

where they hit, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's right. Multiverses. The main movie really takes place in maybe two universes, three universes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three muches of universe.

Yeah. three muches much times three all right well that's fantastic anyway that's happening that's tomorrow that's not streaming as a service thing

it's just a buy it thing no it's a buy it thing or rent it I guess you could rent no usually usually they have you buy buy first and then

two three weeks later then it's the rental really I thought it was okay it depends on the company and their setup but a lot of the ones that I've bought

it's like you can rent this in three weeks and it's not gonna wait that long all right well soon enough you'll be able to rent but yes buy if you were looking to spend 19 bucks on a thing hot damn they got your number right there so check that out and would you say it's worth the price of admission uh Stephen would you say you haven't seen it yet so but I'm going to say yes it is okay and Brian Brian do you think it's worth the night 10 I mean it's less than I would have spent to see it in theaters so why not sure um I think I think it's really good I enjoyed it I think you're fine waiting an extra couple weeks until you can rent it for considerably less it's not going to be it's not one you're going to want to own like own and watch over and over and over and over again this isn't my new mad max fury road you're saying this is not no okay this is there are two digital movies that i own and and have at the ready all the time uh mad max fury road obviously can you guys guess the other one uh water world nope nope nope yeah would i couldn't watch that at a great muppet caper no I'm going to say Shawshank Redemption No I love that movie but no

I'll tell I'll give you a hint came out last year Oh three I'm sorry three movies three movies One in 2017 Dune then probably would be the other one Dune is correct Dune is correct congratulations Blade Runner 2049 would be the third Ding there you go those are my three

At any given moment of any given day I am in the mood for any of that I could just go for it like right now Good night everybody I'm going to watch one of my movies by. Speaking of Mad Max Fury Road and resetting the counter, Furiosa began shooting last week. Yeah.

It was the first day of shooting. You know how I learned that. Probably the same way you're going to mention. I don't know, but Chris Hemsworth, yeah, did a twist. He did a tweet. And it was a picture of the, what do you call the clapper thing in movies? What's that called? Yeah, the clapper.

It's just called the clapper. Slate, movie slate. Slate. Yeah. Because the clapper you do twice to turn your lights off if you're an old person. Or you have to go to the doctor and get a shot. Yeah, that's right. If you got the clapper.

But yeah, Chris Hemsworth, who we knew was going to be in the movie in some role. We don't know what role. Tweeted it and a picture of it. And it's a picture of that clapper thing sitting in the dirt in the desert. I can't be more excited. I'm just let's go. It's official now. They got big eye girl in there.

You got your Hemsworth, a bunch of other Australians, I'm sure. It'll be wonderful. I cannot freaking wait. Whatever they're going to do. There's like a guy playing guitar. shooting fire out of the time. I mean, why not? If only.

Why not continue that trend, I say. So that's something cool. Watch for that. The Gotham Knights trailer also dropped. Now, speaking of video games. Yeah. So there we go. There's our video game.

Yeah, there you go. Now, this is interesting in that this trailer, or sorry, this game. Oh, no, is this a TV show? No, this is a TV show. No, this is a TV show. Oh, I thought this was a video game. Isn't there a Gotham? There is a Gotham Night's video game.

And apparently, so this, it's, it's My point stands, they're supposed to be very different. Yeah, so in the Gotham Nights video game, Batman is dead. And so that's my understanding. And the heroes have to join together and go save the day. In Gotham Nights, the TV series, Batman is dead. And Bruce Wayne's son has been accused of being involved in the murder with a bunch of teen villains, legacy villains. So if you're a fan of Stargirl, you're going to get a lot of that in this.

And they have to team together to clear themselves. And I got to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, the trailer of this. cringe worthy. Yeah. Oh, no, really. Okay. It is bad. It's some CWBS, you know.

Yeah. So, why can't this be HBO thing? Relationship's more important than fighting Grilly Gras as we. Yeah. You have to be handsome and pretty before you can do anything else. Right. Exactly. I would really like it if these things were, um, were just HBO Max productions.

I don't know why. Right. I just feel like they would give a little bit more edge. Like on the level of Titans and, uh, um, Oh, what's the other one with the team with the weird... Harley Quinn? No, that's also awesome. Oh, you're talking about Peacemaker?

No. No, what's a great example? What's the other one with the... Doom Patrol. Doom Patrol. Thank you, yes. I couldn't think of it at first, but yes. Trying to think of all the teams in the DC universe. There's many of them.

There's so many, and they could do so many cool things. Instead, they're like, look at the pretty people doing pretty people things. Yeah, bleh. It's no fun. Even the old people are handsome. Look at these people and they're like middle ages. They're like beautiful people. Even the old people are handsome.

Yeah. What's the deal of that? I don't like that at all. Anyway, but the Gotham Knights video game very different and a little bit of a darker tone. Also, a lot of people think the Gotham Knights game coming out is made by Rocksteady, who made the Ark and Asylum games, and it's not. It's the team that made Batman Origins, which was wedged in between a couple of those Gotham games. Great, fine, it's a fine game.

It's not a great game, but it doesn't hold up. up to those Gotham games. It's an okay entry. It's a little bit like the every other year you get with Call of Duty. It's kind of like not as good as the mainline one sort of thing. Anyway, but I have high hopes for that one. The one I really want is Suicide Squad

Kill the Justice League or whatever it is. Oh, cool. That one does look really cool. I haven't seen the trailer since the first one dropped. I know. It's been a bit, but that is rock steady and they have a big you know, they have a lot of expectation around anything they make. So

whatever happens with that it got delayed i know that we're not going to get until next year but um super stoked about with how their take on that i've heard anything about the midnight suns game either i'm kind of flip side oh delayed made me think of gotham nights is it yeah i got delayed last uh a few days ago is all um oh really okay yeah yeah so let's see but maybe just till the end of the year instead of crap okay what's it called again what's the name midnight midnight that's right midnight suns mid i'm just going to look we're we're where I found this. What's this one about, Brian?

Oh, yeah. It's the Marvel Midnight Suns, so like Dr. Strange and Nico Minoru and all the Mystic. Rolf by Night. It's an RPG, tactical RPG. Yeah, it's made by the X-Men people, or X-Com people. X-com. Yeah, X-Com. For Axis.

October 6th. Okay, so it's still this. Still this year. Last fall, it was deluxe. to this year and then it was supposed to be like right around july or something and then it got pushed again so it's really funny how uh morbius and morbid time has become a thing like that's right exactly like how even even there's a morbius card in marvel snap and uh the discussion in discord is whenever somebody unlocks they go i just unlocked morbidus it's morbid time yeah i feel

like that that meme will outlast anything else from that film it really will well yeah didn't it have did it have a re-release or something stephen and then tanked or something happened like that somebody was saying it tanked again somebody said I don't know on digital release maybe that was it probably all I know is that uh if you're talking about the movie a Jared letto teased a thing that said here's the script cover for Morbius 2 really yeah which will be the only thing we see for Morbius 2 because I don't think we're actually going to see a no I don't I don't think we're going to see that either. Oh, okay.

It was a theater. So I was right. I couldn't remember. They did it a theatrical re-release, trying to get the big money back somehow. Really? They only made 300K in the weekend. This is a complete flop.

I don't know why they did that. That's just nuts to me. Why would you do it again? Yeah. Oh, yeah, here it is. It says after receiving a 19% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, Sony's Morbius received a re-release at theaters this weekend. This is the last weekend.

At the time of its initial, premiere, the internet turned the film into a meme sensation, wanting to ride that wave, Sony decided to re-release it in hopes it would translate to bigger box office numbers because of the memes. I don't think they understand. Yeah, no, it's it. People aren't meming it because they want to see it again. No, no, or at all. They're meming it because it's bad. And they don't. And you wonder why Sony has such difficulty at the box office. Yeah, you do wonder. Well, who may, what studios do in Top Gun? Because they're making a lot of money. Is that Paramount? They're doing fine. I believe so. Oh, yeah. My son went and saw that last night and came back. He's like, that was the best movie I've ever seen in my entire life.

I'm like 14. Wow. What are the, I haven't even looked at Rotten Tomatoes to see how it's doing. I know we've got, we've got tickets to see. It's in like 97% for. Really? Yeah. Everybody, everybody speaks very, very highly of it.

Yeah, Top Gun is like a legit hit. Yeah, 97% still. It's 99% off. audience score. I just can't believe there's this is this much positivity about a reboot or a sequel to that old movie, which by the way, when you add up all the movies in the 80s or all the reviews in the 80s, the original's only get like 44%. So it's like, it's crazy.

You saw in the theaters when it came out, right? I mean, the first one, right? Do you remember how were you as pumped up and jazzed after coming out of that movie? Yeah. I mean, because I remember every guy in our high. school was just like top gun top gun top gun top gun yeah and we had a huge influx of uh air force recruiters coming into our high school that year to try and recruit really like everybody was all excited yes up gun very much so that's great you can go kill your own jester if you join us

we were we most of us were too tall to to be fighter pilots so oh that's too bad that's too good. Yeah, it's the original 57% tomato reader rating and the new one 97. So, yeah, seems like it'd be good. What's the one you say tickets for, Brian? What are you seeing? Oh, Jurassic World, Dominion, or whatever the new one that's coming out this coming weekend. We've got tickets Thursday. Jurassic World, whatever one's coming out this week. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I mean, I seriously can't keep track. Yeah. Maybe they do need just to go back to numbers, right? Jurassic World 3 or Jurassic Park eight or seven or whatever it's a lot it's a lot they need to i'm not saying they should reboot that

series but i feel like well this is supposed to be it for the current this is supposed to be it right this is supposed to be the the skywalker uh the wrap-up equivalent you know what's pretty good and i hope keeps going is that that that netflix cartoon uh camp christian cretaceous yeah that's pretty good i ended up sitting watching a bunch of that with van it's like an actually good it's good I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, it's all right. It's, you know, it's kind of on the low end of 3D animation. It's not like anything you're going to scream about.

It's not like, you know, Pixar or anything. But dinosaurs look good. The story's pretty good. Kids are good actors. I don't know. Tickets should be coming out soon for, like the pre-order tickets for Thor, right? So we can watch AMC stumble and fall all over themselves with pre-order tickets. Yeah.

It should be happening any time now. Yeah, it should be. You're going to get in line for that and do that deal? Probably, right? In line, I'm going to try and buy tickets, yeah, as soon as they're available. Well, that's what I mean. Because that's kind of a line. Now, all our lines are virtual now.

They're all virtual. I will get in virtual line and refresh during another episode of TMS while I try and get tickets and everything's broken. 11th Under is coming out on, let's get the day. July 8th, so we're almost at a month. So I would expect tickets to go on the same. one month in advance. Yeah. Speaking of mimes,

I don't know about this Christian bail outfit. Anyway, whatever. I like the, I like to carry it. The killer, what is he?

God, God killer. God killer, yeah. It's a cool character, but it's a weird visual take, but we'll see. He's probably fine. And it's Tycoeatiti.

I mean, how bad can it be? Well, what if he blows it? What if this is the worst movie he's ever made? No, I don't want, I don't want Tyca's first stumble to be a,

an MCU film. My first, his first stumble, for me is the character he played and Free Guy. Freakin hated that character. Yeah, but that was the point. You were supposed to... No, no, no. I don't... I didn't hate it because he was supposed to be hateable. I thought

it was just phoned in and bad. Like, just bad. It could have been better. There's a lot of things about that movie that could have been better. And then there were things about it I really liked. Huh, that's... That's interesting because there was so much over-the-top acting in that movie to begin with that his was just, seemed

like... Par for the course. Yeah, part for the course. Yeah. Maybe. He's just a bad. and a million other things. I don't know why. I don't know. If it just felt like he did someone a favor. You didn't like it. You didn't like it. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, that is fine, isn't it? How about this? Now the Justice League is dead, I don't like that.

What now? What do we get now? Oh, Dark Crisis. That's what we get. Yeah, Dark Crisis. It's the latest, it's the latest crisis in the D.C. universe. Dark Crisis lands this week. Now, here's the deal. The main story is back in Justice League number 75, which came out, I want to say a month ago, all the main members of the Justice League were killed. Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, all those people. And now it's up to the legacy characters to come in and save the day from every major villain in the DCU. So one of the things that has been happening in the main comics is we have been seeing multiple heroes with the same title.

So Aquaman, there's an Aquaman series that has, now I forget what Aqualads character was in basically the teen young. young justice aqua young justice man has been stepped up yeah there's a you know uh we've got a superman son connell is is is uh now superman a whole bunch of other legacy characters so that's what this event is going on right now well is it is uh is um super boy or i guess he's now superman but his son uh is he's still in trouble from people who think it's weird that he's gay or something isn't that is still a thing is that a deal i mean yes okay i can remember if that was the character or not i i I am sure that there are nerds frothing all over the internet on YouTube, but I cultivate my YouTube algorithm, so I don't have to see any of that. Yeah, that's a good idea. They're going to make Superboy a woman. Yeah, no kidding. Superboy is now.

Or they're going to have a supergirl? That's often what happens. In fact, the first time I heard somebody complaining, they said, I can't believe they made Clark Kent Gay. And I went, no, wait a minute. No, I remember the uproar. I can't believe they made a woman Hulk. Oh, yeah, that was the stupid. Yeah, yeah, that was the one.

I could not believe that comment. I still, I'm still. So there's a question in the chat that's really, really good. It says, does Superboy have a human mother? Yes, Lois Lane. How did she birth him? So you want a really complicated BS answer. Vaginally.

There was this. Well, yes, that. But there was this whole thing during one of the crises. I forget which one where when they rebooted 52, that continuity, that universe that was before 52, went away. And then they rebooted everything. Well, then they had, and I forget what the name of the story was. It started with a C. It was really, really bad.

But essentially, all of these universes that had come before that had been rebooted and rebooted before, they had been collected by a guy, not unlike the collector. And they were living in these domed cities in this other universe. And that is where Superman and Lois Lane, they didn't have any powers. Nobody had any powers in these domed. cities. And so Clark and Lois got pregnant and she had this kid right at the end of that arc event. And then at the end of that event, all the universes slammed together. So this is why Stephanie Brown is back in comics. This is why we have Tim Drake back in comics, Batman

Beyond and all these others, because those universes essentially merged together. So at one point, when these universes collided, there were two supermen on the world. One of them died in an spectacular explosion, but Clark and Lois had their son, Jonathan, who has grown up to become this Superman. So, yes, given birth naturally, when Superman didn't have his powers.

Because otherwise, Man of Steel, Women of Kleenex is the book that you want to go see. Man of Steel Women of Kleenex? Men of Steel Women of Kleenex. And it's about how superpowers, really don't translate well because Superman would literally destroy Lois Lane in the process.

Oh, I see. Oh, that's a horrible thought. I don't like thinking about that. Well, they kind of made a joke of it in that Will Smith superhero. Oh. Hancock. Hancock. Yeah, yeah, Hancock. Yeah, yeah. That's true. All right, can you tell me why this big group shot here has a half Batman, half

Nick Fury? I'm looking dude. What's the deal there? Half Batman, half Nick Fury. Oh, that looks like Deathstroke and Batman. Oh, Deathstroke. Okay. Yeah, Deathstroke. All right. I didn't know Death Stroke had a... Did he always have an eye patch?

Yeah, he's always... That's why whenever he wears his mask, he's only got the one eye. Okay. And why is he a con? Why are they combined? Is there some kind of multi-universe? I don't know what the deal is with that. I'm not really sure.

Although I think there's some storyline in a Batman Inc. Story somewhere where Deathstroke is working with the Wayne Foundation or something. So the villains, it looks like the villains we have is Deathstroke, Dark Side. Brainiac Eclipso, Brainiac Shazams back there, right? Is that who that is? Well, I'm looking at the main villains one.

So, yeah, there's quite a bit of them in there. I thought that was, that looks like Captain Marvel back in the back, no? It might be. And then there's some spooky eyes up there at the top of the image. That leads us to believe that there may be someone else. Oh, no. Maybe it's a, oh, yeah, this we can find out. They'll stay over there on the left.

It's the spawn crossover. No, it's not. That's the spawn crossover. Scott always won. No one asked for it. Nobody asked for it. Exactly. All right, well, that's something to look forward to if you are into comics.

And if you're into comics or any of this other stuff we've talked about, you probably want to make sure and check out major spoilers.com each and every day. Steve, anything going on these days? You want to mention on the show? Man, it is hot and humid in Western Kansas this time of the year. And if you go out for a walk in the early morning, you're going to lose a lot of liquids and fluids through sweating it out. So just remember, everybody, stay hydrated.

Bye now. It's good advice continually every week. Good advice from Stephen. All right, we're out of here. Before we go, though, got a quick mashup from our old pal, Jamie. Hot off the presses. Like, this thing still has its wrapper on it. Yeah, he's been like up to the last minute editing this one.

We had a backup in case, but he got in right. under the line, and we're going to play it now. It is called Filled Me In. I have a feeling this will be gross, but let's find out together as we play the Monday morning mashup. Up or down on the sheep. I want to go to your sheep.

Nope. I want to go. I want it. Sorry. It's because it's right above the other one, and it really threw me. Yes, I know, yeah. Adam looked up at the golden cock. Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, It's like you pick that specifically for Scott. I feel a little shut out.

I think of penises. If I believe the cartoons I saw as a kid, you're supposed to suck it. Oh, I love Dick Miller. Yeah, I do too. Yeah, unless you're talking about the profession of being a Dick Miller, that's not fun. A Dick Miller, that is a bad profession to have. Nobody wants to be a Dick Miller. I'm telling you right now.

I'd like to say that five guys' burgers came out the other side. I'd like to say that. traveled through, how many yards in a man in the chest? Scott Johnson delivered a mile of shit. And came out disgusting on the other side. I want to benefit from her exit. But also I'm sharing them on my substack now. So, uh,

I like that for a second you said stub sack, which sounds painful. Sounds really bad. Stubbsack is what happens when I walk around in the middle of the night out of bed and I accidentally hit the end table that's just at the right height. Oh, no way. I am Cyphirian being in Philly also. Same time? Yeah, it looks like it.

Oh, cool. You guys could touch wieners. Why do you go there? Why is that the first place you go? I don't know. This is where it's where my brain went. I go where my brain goes. Your meetup are so different than my meetup, Scott.

You'd be rubbing your chode and, uh... Oh, geez. You know, well, I mean, look. I won't be rubbing it. I'll be applying some goo to it. Yeah, but no rubbing. No rhythmic rubbing of the chode. Unless you count six hours of bicycle seat.

And all of a sudden, she almost hit me. And I'm just, oh. We should have triple birded her. No, that's only. three birds. She was gone that fast and wouldn't have seen it. That's three times three. I was better off just swearing. We should have nine birded her. We had three of us in the car, right? Yeah.

While we were on our way to... Two times three. To get your driver's license to renewal. One, two, three, four, five, six. Sorry, six birds. Really? I don't know where that, I don't know where the, everyone had a winner. That was weird. Who submitted Mona Lisa's cream pie?

Oh my gosh. I wish I would have used that for our tribute team named Tuesday night. That's fantastic. I didn't know what that was until about six months ago. Somebody inadvertently filled me in, for lack of a better term. And I went, oh, great, thanks. Oh, my gosh. It's like magic just keeps happening.

I didn't know what a cream pie was until somebody filled me in. That's horrible. Freaking horrible. I am so glad Jamie captured that and kept it. Oh, it's the best. What a shock that he did. a shocker. I can't believe it. All right. Well, there's your Monday morning

mashups. Thank you, Jamie, for that. I think he's in the chat today, I think. If he is. Thank you, Jamie. It's always good. Oh, yeah, he is. There he is. There he is. Thanks, everybody on Patreon who supports the show. I do want to thank particularly since last we spoke, or last time we had a show that wasn't a PM edition, Alex Martinez, Colby Preston, and

the blind golfer. Wow. Yeah. Who I'm sure still plays golf better than I do. It's impossible that they're not, there's no way I'm better than a blind golfer. I'm a bad golfer, so I'm with you. This guy's probably better than all of us. All three of these guys joined up since our last show,

which makes me very happy. If you would like to be among the recent additions to what we do here on Patreon, patreon.com slash TMS is the place to go. Everything else is at frogpants.com slash TMS. I think that's everything. What else? That's it. That's it. That's the show.

So now, Brian will provide us a song to leave with. Brian? I will. It's, you know, it's not just Tina's and my anniversary, but Paul M. wrote in and said, Dear Scott and Brian, my 28th anniversary was last Saturday, the 4th of June. And I'd like to tell you about the most important person in my life. My dear sweet wife, wife, I did say wife, Robin. Close. I kept thinking I was saying rife, but I was saying wife, Robin.

As the years go by, I rely on her more and more because I'm getting old. Old Man Memory and Old Man Joint Creeks. I can't imagine going through life without sharing with her. So I'd like you to play her, my very favorite band, Def Leopard. Her very favorite band, Def Leopard. Can't read all of a sudden. Anything from the album, Yeah, would be awesome. Tell her I love her, even though Love Bites.

A little different reference. I like that. Signed Paul Amble. Happy anniversary, you two. And you were smart not to get married on D-Day because, boy, you know, the D-Day celebrations, D-Day presents and anniversary presents just kind of get lumped into one when you should be getting two separate D-Day and anniversary presents. So good for you guys for thinking ahead on that. That Def Leopard album, yeah, is fantastic.

It's an all-cover album and they really pick some deep cuts for their roots, right? It's like stuff that influence them as opposed to here's all the most popular songs from, you know, every era and we're doing covers of it. point for this one right here he's going to step on you again is the name of the song a lot of you might recognize it as a song that was covered by happy mondays in the 90s called step on but the original is called he's going to step on you again originally by john congos uh covered here by deaf leopard from their 2006 album yeah oh it's very nice all right we'll see you guys tomorrow come on back for a tuesday by now Go to die

I'm going to die Hey a little go to die. Hey a couple go to die. Hey, we could go to go away from that man, you know he's going to be going to take away. always final hey it could be just want what you got you know

he never stop until we take your god don't know don't you know that you're gonna stand back you'll fight

can't change your desire don't you know that you can't forget you're a man going to stand back your fire going to stand back your fire I can't change your desire Don't you know that it can

Make you forget You're a man You're a man Is a man I'm a man I'll You're a man He'll make you

He made you He made you land inculcated you get gone all inside he got up

the rumble tongue you never can have you life you're life

gonna stand back you're gonna stand back you're forget you're a man gonna stand back your fire Can't change your desire.

Don't you know that he can't forget. You're a man, you're a man, you're a man. It's a man. Hey, we can't have to go to my life. Hey, we make a couple of your life. Hey, we make a call on that man, you know, he's going to make a call him away from that man, you know, he's going to take away your power on this land. It ain't good way that you got Your own is how you got it

No, don't you never think that he lied I'm going to stand back your fire Can't change your desire Don't you know that you can Make you forget your mind I'm going to stand back your fire You can't change your desire Don't you know that you can't

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