The Morning Stream - TMS 2349: Welcome to Clown Town

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

Do Goats Have Hands 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. Cool, like a Finger in the Anus. Sir Babycakes. Take the 20 leave the weed. Thanos, Moon Knight, and Aquaman walk into a room. Kentucky Fried Magarac. PhD In Neuro HooHaa. Not Enough Staff for Hotdogs or Sticks. Hand Farting for the love of it. Owner/Lover. Kentucky Fried Donkey. I can pee on the deputy for hours. Offending Muslims and people who like actual music. Welcome to the Motel Coulraphillia. 50 first Lyfts. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I can pee on the deputy for hours. Offending Muslims and people who actually like music. Welcome to the motel, cool, Raphilia. 50 first lifts. Call now and more on this episode of the morning stream. Lubricate your index finger and tell the patient you are going to insert your finger into his rectum and that it will be cool. This is the morning

I'm bleeding to death. Humor me. Good morning, everyone. Welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for Monday, September 19th, 2022. I'm Scott Johnson with Brian. Hi, Brian. Hello, Scott. Hey, man. It'll be cool. It'll be cool. It'll be cool. I think he... I'm a doctor. It'll be cool. I think what he meant. It was this, it was like this...

It'll be chill. It'll be cold. It was some training thing for some clinical doctor thing. And I think he meant, yeah, it'd be a cool, like... Right. Because of the loob on my finger, it'll be cool. It'll be cool. But it's no, it's more like he's pressuring you to trying weed behind the school at 430. Don't worry, it'll be cool. It'll be cool. It'll be cool. Don't worry, man. Don't worry. It'll be, it'll totally be cool. Don't worry about it. Anyway, hey, what's going on, everybody? Welcome back to the show. We're glad to be here. It's a Monday, brand new week. Brand new time to talk and hang out and do stuff. I had a woman offering me weed last night. I decided to do a little bit of lift driving, and I had a woman offer me

weed as a tip. In the car? That's great. Well, no, no, no, when I got her home. So, So quick update for the folks that aren't in the Tadpool tested Saturday morning, no second stripe, just one stripe. So, hey, that's good news. I'm out of the, out of COVID land. Bad news is, wow, that means I had it a lot earlier than I thought I did, and I didn't even know it. Yeah, that's the problem with it right now. These new, the BA five, six crap is like, takes longer to notice or see. Right, or to show up on tests.

Yeah, which kind of makes it useless, like our ship thing where they make you test 72 hours ahead of time. Like, what does that all mean now? It means nothing now. Yeah, that's true, right? Like getting on the boat, it's like, yep, I don't have COVID now. I mean, I have COVID, but my test came out clean. Oh, well. Yeah, and you probably have.

I mean, you could have it. Not probably, but you could. But anyway, you're feeling outside of a little fatigue here and there. You're feeling much better. Outside a little fatigue. And so I decided, oh, I need a little, you know, let's do a little driving. So I hopped in the lift and drove. I did like five rides last night.

Oh, wait. We have a thing we got to play for you. Hold on. Oh, yeah. I always forget. Here we go. Be courteous and obey traffic regulation. All right.

Now lift stories, go. Okay. My last ride of the night, about 9, 8 o'clock last night, I decided, oh, just go out and knock a few out. I'm not going to say her, well, I'm kind of going to say her name because it works in context, but it's not, it won't give anything away. There's a lot of people with this name in Colorado. If her name was Mary Jane, it would make my day, but I bet it was. Oh, it would be hilarious now. So pick her up from a restaurant bar, and she had definitely been served quite well.

She was a little, she was not like, ooh, this is a dangerous amount of drunk. I better open the windows and drive really slow so that she can hop out and puke if she needs to. But it's like, oh, yeah, she's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, really chatty. And you know what? Very exactly right, Dazzledorn. She was responsible, which was really cool. So she gets in, I say, hi, Lily. She's like, yeah, Brian, yep, hop on in.

So she hops in the car. And she tells me about her work. You know, she's a manager. She's an owner of another restaurant. She's telling me about the employees. And, oh, you know, I just, this, these, some of these employees, these kids come in and they think that they should get an award just because they showed up to work, even though they're, they're not putting in a day's work like they're they're sitting around or blah blah blah but of course

she's saying uh just coming in and they're like they just sit there and they think they should get paid i'm giving her a valley accent she really didn't have that um but they sit there and they just don't you know they don't have any you know effing clue what it is to work hard and put in days of work i'm sorry i don't mean to swear sir i'm like oh you don't need to call me sir she called you sir oh me sir. She's, what's your name? I said, Brian. She says, hi, Brian, I'm Lily. They're like, yeah, okay. And so we continue driving. Like, this is, this is going on on the ride. It's just, you know, these kids and, like, they, you know, I've had a lot of people work for me over the years and work in my restaurant and some of them, you know, they come in

and they just work really hard and they know how to do that. And I'm sorry, I shouldn't be venting to you, sir. And, you know, this is, you know, like, oh, no, you don't need to call me, sir. What's your name? Brian. Oh, hi, Brian. I'm Lily. Four times. Oh, my Lord. during this 10-minute drive. She's that drunk, man, okay. She did the, what's your name? Bright. Oh, hi, Brian, I'm Lily. Like, she's, like, we're just meeting for the first time,

four times during the ride. In her head, you probably are, I guess. I don't know. So, maybe. So she's like, well, do you want some weed? Like, oh, no. And she's like, oh, no, no, I mean, not right now, but like as a tip when we get to my house.

I'm like, oh, no, no, no, thanks you. I appreciate that. But, no, I can't. My wife works for the government, so even if I wanted to, I couldn't accept that. But I appreciate, I appreciate the offer. She's like, okay. Oh, thanks, sir. The cycle begins anew.

The cycle begins again. So I said, oh, please don't call me, sir. She's like, okay, baby cakes. And she said it jokingly. It wasn't like a, you know, like a come on or anything. It was like, all right, that's, that works. That's fine. Call me.

Well, I'd heard before that if you do, you got copious amounts of alcohol and weed together, you have a short-term memory thing going on that, can be pronounced. Maybe the two combined create that. I actually think it was Talley that told us that or somebody in here told us that. Maybe, yeah. She's a Ph.D. and some kind of neuro-hoo-ha. Yes, and she uses both from what I hear.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, she knows from both ends of that story. And that's how it is. Well, that's fun. It was a fun ride. She was really, really cool. And I'm going to go to a restaurant. But at some point in the next couple weeks, she gave me a $20, like a cash $20 bill.

I'm like, I can't take that. She's like, no, no, no. If you're not going to take the weed, take the 20, I'm like, all right, okay. And I said, here's the deal. I'm going to spend this 20 at your restaurant so you get it back. She's like, okay, fine. I love that. That's great.

But we'll see if when I take it to a restaurant, I go, you know, oh, hi, it's good to see you. She's like, I have never seen you before in my life. I don't know who you are. And she'll call you, sir. Sir, I don't remember you, sir. Which is probably the most likely scenario. Do you know what kind of restaurant it is? You have any idea what you do for?

I do. Well, I'll say that it is a cafe that serves breakfast, lunch, and sometimes dinner, she says. But she can't always do dinner because she has had a hard time with staff not coming back after COVID. Yeah, I'm telling you, man, this is the thing right now. It's all over the place. I was talking to you about that mall on set. I guess it was you I was talking to. on Sunday when we recorded film sack.

Yeah. Yeah. That mall was so weird. It was like there were stores that absolutely would be open and teeming on a Saturday that were closed. And in the case of hot dog on a stick, it literally said not enough staff to be open. Please apply online or whatever. Like they were trying to get new employees or whatever. They just couldn't keep people there. And it just weirded me out.

And there were a bunch of stores that felt like that. There were also some stores that were just empty. And that place was a freaking ghost town. And I know malls aren't what they used to be, everybody. I know you don't have to tell me. I get it. But it bummed me out because this is the mall we used to take our kids to when they were little. And they've added on to it and made it all beautiful.

For some teenagers, it was probably the cruising mall like you'd go there on a Friday night and just go up and down and pick up chicks. Oh, hell yeah. I would have. And I did. In high school, I used to go to Cottonwood Mall, which is now torn down. But, you know, malls, I know they're dying. I don't want them to, though. I have a special connection to them.

I like them all. But you know what I like even more than a mall is an abandoned, like apocalyptic mall? Like a zombie movie, let's hide in here kind of mall. Yeah, I love that. I don't know why. I just think that's great. If I'm going to hunker down during a, I don't know, zombie outbreak or something else, I'm going to the mall.

That's something to do. Anyway, well, awesome. I'm glad you're feeling better as the main takeaway here. Yeah, me too. It's, you know, we'll see what the, how long the, fatigue takes to dissipate, but for the most part, it's, you know, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Kim and I got in the mood the other day. Don't worry, everybody. I'm not going to be, this isn't going to be dirty. Hubba, hubba. We got in a mood to watch Dune again. We just got in the mood. We're like, hey. I know. There's really nothing else, right? There's nothing that anybody's recommended to you. Oh, it's a real drought right now, Brian. There's just nothing on TV. It's just a big empty. Nothing to see. Nothing new to watch.

Yeah. So she was like, should we watch Dune? I'm like, I don't know. I'm kind of in the mood. So we watched Dune. And now I've seen Dune four times. And Dune is great. I love Dune.

It's part of the Holy Trinity of my favorite movies of the last decade. Sure. Sure. We don't need to mention the other two. There's that one. And then there's the other one that we'll talk about in the second because there's an article. Well, two of those movies are from the same director. It must, must mean that guy's doing good work.

But anyway, I had, this is the fourth time viewing. I had completely forgotten that this movie was the first returning scene together moment for Thanos and Anton Shigur, a.k.a. I can't think he was name all of a sudden. Who plays Thanos? Thanos is Brolin. Josh Brolin. Josh Brolin. Josh Brolin and, um, and, uh, uh, Antonio Bongbongo Pichino. Anton Sugar was... I can't think of anyone's name right now. Javier Bardem.

Javier Bardem, yes, thank you. So these two show up in the like the King's Lido Atreides' little captain room thing after they got to Iraqis. And Bardem is, of course, one of the Fremann. So he comes in there. And he's Duncan Idaho brought him and said, hey, don't worry. you know, and they spits on the table and everyone freaks out.

And that's when Thanos freaks out, pulls his knife out and lunges toward him. And then, uh, moon night goes, what the hell is this? And then, uh, freaking Duncan Idaho, uh, Aquaman goes, uh, well, no, no, we, we accept your your body's moisture as the thing it was intended or whatever. And then they all figure out, oh, it's, it's a thing. You got to spit and that shows, you know, you respect each other or whatever. Anyway, it never occurred to me that these two are back from no country for old men facing off in the room and even even thanos at one point uh josh brolin goes um how

did he say it says i don't like him or i don't trust him or or some kind of like hardcore thing and it just made me go well yeah he he got you with he's a bolt gun he got you with the bolt gun thing the cow killing gun of course and his name what was his name in that movie uh is a girl's name sort of traditionally no country for old men Yeah, it was like, Llewellyn, that's it. Lou Ellen. I love that movie, too. That's a good movie.

I need to see that again. I think I only saw it the one time in theaters and haven't watched it a second time. Such a fantastic. Probably ready for a second viewing of No Country for Old Men. That's on your HBO Max. Is it? Boy, HBO Max, man. For all the crap that they're doing to animation,

can't argue with the fact that they've got all the stuff right now that I want to watch. Yeah, all the movies. they got it down right now. Yeah. I'm even tempted. It's starting to recommend to me the transporter legacy or transporter. The fourth one?

Revelations or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, whatever the... Transporter revelations. Yeah, whatever the non-Statham transporter is, it's recommending it to me. And I'm like, do I want to do it? Or do I wait?

Do you know, is there a chance we're going to ever watch it for Filmsack? It feels likely, though, doesn't it? Doesn't it feel like at some point? It doesn't seem like something I'm going to want to watch twice, is my point. I did it with Catwoman. I'm not going to do it again. Yeah, good point.

Anyway, the bottom line, the takeaway here is, folks, Dune is amazing and you should watch it again. All right. Yeah. Moving on. In fact, especially if you only saw it the once, because it can be, like, visceral and overwhelming the first time. Right. And then if you go back multiple times, you see these little things and little stuff and just like, I don't know. Yeah, the first time you watch it, you're focused on the beautiful, like the visuals and the, the acting.

and the like oh there's that actor i love that guy and that sort of thing so yeah the second time is like okay give me let me let me refresh on the story yeah and then the fourth time you notice that uh you know friendo is in there with his cowgun okay uh all right in related news and a listener jeffrey lucaq sent me an email and informed me that amazon is officially announced blade runner 29 the television series produced by ridley scott coming to amazon Prime. It says this. This is a press release. Amazon Prime video announced Thursday it is Greenlit Blade Runner 2099, a live action limited TV series set in the world of Ridley Scott's beloved sci-fi film. The original Blade Runner's director will serve as executive

producer on 2019 while Silka Louisa of Shining Girls fame will be showrunner. The original Blade Runner directed by Ridley Scott is considered one of the greatest most influential science fiction movies of all time and we're excited to introduce Blade Runner 29 to our global prime customers says Amazon lead blah blah who cares about that guy says we are honored to be able to present this continuation of the Blade Runner franchise we are confident that teaming up with Ridley Alcon Entertainment Scott Free Productions and the remarkably talented silka Louisa she is talented shining girls was a was a recommend a recommendal of mine it's the one with um elizabeth moss and the the murders and time travel and oh right where she's kind of hopping

she's kind of hopping back and forth in in time and um that's right people really dug that you include you you recommended it once again i enjoyed it enjoyed it tremendously it was it was crazy yeah but uh man it was really really good well uh this seems great i'm completely on board. I love this stuff so much. I'm ready. So bring it on. Let's go. Yeah. Do we, I mean, obviously, we'll, you know, we'll have the continuation, obviously, the Replicant storyline, that sort of thing. But what, do we, do we get, you know, any of the characters you think from 2049, 50 years later? I don't know. You could if, you know, replicants as far as well, no, they age, right?

Yeah, no. And they do age, so I guess they die, I assume, naturally. So I'm thinking probably not. It'll probably be a new story. However, 50 years is a chunk. That's a lot. It is a chunk. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited. They barely stand it. This, this, they're two of the most, uh, my, two of my most anticipated, actually, I have three really anticipated genre television things happening coming up. One of them is the, um, they're doing a series. for Hellraiser and I don't know why I'm excited I just am. Oh, cool. But for me it's, they're both Ridley Scott things. There's the aliens, Noah Holly. Yes. Yes, I'm so excited about that.

I cannot wait for that. And then now this, I mean, what an embarrassment of riches. We just have to live long enough to watch it. That's all. That's right. Oh, yeah, Free Rangers ask a good question. Did you ever watch the Blade Runner Black Lotus anime series? No, queued up, but I have not yet.

I started it. Did you like it? I did like it until Stephen Schleiker said, oh, well, yeah, give up on that brand and start watching Arcane. And so I switched over and watched Arcane and never went back to Black Lotus, even though it was like, yeah, it's good. Oh, I just reminded myself I did start Black Lotus. And then I think I may have held off because of him again, because of the same reason you held off. Because of Schleiker's recommendation. Yeah, we got to quit listening to that guy. I'm going to go back and watch it.

Well, no, he was right to have me start watching. Arcane, because Arcane was just great. Yeah, Arcane was awesome. This reviewed pretty well. I just need to get back to it. Where was this airing? Who did this? Yeah, that's right.

That was the other thing is I had to watch it in a weird place because it wasn't in one of my regular streaming services. It's on Max now, but at the time I think you had to do something weird. I had to watch it on. the fx app or the comedy or the cartoon network app or something it was i couldn't have been cartoon network app yeah i'm not sure i can't tell uh anyway yeah i'm i'm gonna get back to that the adult swim app that's right it was it was the adult swim app and i had to connect it with my direct tv online account and it was just a whole rigmarole to watch them and it wouldn't remember

where i left off in an episode so oh it's just such a pain in the butt but hey HBO man Boom. Good. Perfect. Done deal. That works. As we say in the business, done deal. Okay. Dunedil. Hey, Crocodile, done deal. Let's get into this deal with Brian Dunaway. He is going to come into the show. Whoops, that didn't work. That's weird. I think this Discord update went a little funky. All right, there we go. We're going to add Brian to this call. We're going to play a game. It's going to be great. Hey, Brian Dunaway.

Welcome to the show. How are you? Oh, hi Scott and Brian. Doon, doon, doon, do, do, do. That's your baby shark, right? That's your baby shark, right? That's the baby shark. Doon, do, do, do, what?

That's awesome. I love it. Real quick here. The fact that I can consistently not do baby shark, you don't know how hard that actually is. No, that's hard. Baby shark, do, do, do, do it's not that hard. I can do it. I almost played the song.

No, no, to not do baby shark. Oh, to not do baby shark. To do baby shark is the easiest thing to do. No, because when we asked you to do baby shark before, you started doing mona-mana-man-a-d-do-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-baby shark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see, I'm going to find it so those at home can do. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, you even have this.

Here it is. July, June 3rd of 2019, before COVID. This is what Brian Dunaway said. Baby shark. Bap, barp, b'b. I'm so glad I grabbed that. Anyway, when you came in today, I almost played this when you came on today.

I don't know why. I just wanted to play it, and I didn't do it. I decided against it. It's good. I love the hand farts. You know, I'm a big fan of the hand farts. I like to, I like them. When you were a kid, did you hand fart for the joy and entertainment of others around you?

No, not until. I started growing armpit hair and I could no longer do the hand cupped under the armpit. Once you get manned hair, you can't really do it. That's what was cool about when you're a kid and you don't got none of all that hair yet. It's awesome. You got noise makers. I know, you sweat a little bit. You get that.

You can just make the big old noises. About 10 or 11, best years of your life. Enjoy them while you go. All right. We're going to, oh, look at the kitty. Sorry, we've got to take a kitty moment. Brian's got a kitty. Take a little kitty moment

I pet my belly Look at her I know She's just a floof A big old floof My cat won't lay like that She would kill me He

I have four cats And they all had their own personalities Yeah it took some practice She didn't always Like this But you know She won't And she won't let anybody else do this

Like Tina can't pick her up like this Just you huh That's great Just me Yeah nothing wrong with an animal Finding trust and their owner slash lover bonding moment um did you just say love slash lover lover i don't know why i went there hey dunaway we're going to play a game brian's going to run this game he's going to tell us all

about it and then we're going to try to win some prizes for people hey bro yeah all right hey welcome to the morning half ass is a trivia game where i'm actually going to be giving you to the answers i'm going to give scott and brian a category and six possible answers three of which are correct and three that are incorrect, depending on how confident they feel with the category, they can provide one, two, or three guesses. But if any of those guesses are wrong, zero points for that round. Guess one and get it right, you get a point, of course. Guess two and get them right.

You get a bonus point for three. And if you guess all three correctly, ba-p-p-ba-ba-five points total. The player with the most points after three rounds wins the prize for their contestant. And I've hand-selected a couple of contestants using my echo show. show's random number generator. Members of the Tedpool that aren't able to listen live. So, Scott, you're going to be playing for Nicole in South Jersey. Nice.

Brian, you're going to be playing for Cammy in Bountiful, Utah. Oh, that's north of me. Yeah, they have a horrible theme park there called Lagoon that's been there since I was a child. And it is a nightmare. Everything's used German rides. break down constantly so there you that's right you two can be a contestant on the morning half asses if the ibid picture name and scott can insult your location that's right that's awesome that's right can insult your favorite childhood hangout yeah plus the town

the name bountiful i hate that name yeah oh yeah oh my god wow just double who's my who's my my my contest i'm gonna send them something gosh you're playing for uh cammy right i'm so sorry cammy I know you didn't get randomly picked to be insulted today. Well, no one ever makes fun of Jersey, so it's fine. You guys usually heckle each other, not the people who are going to benefit from your winning. Yeah. All right, let's get to this one. Our first question actually came from a listener, Carl. Carl.

Carl. In Idaho, in 1971, Fisher Price debuted the music box record player, a toy with a music box comb, embedded in a phonograph arm. and then it came with five plastic grooved discs that had little rods that stuck up little nodes that plucked the tines and the comb. You know those, right? I love these things, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a little record player

with bumps on it, right? Like a Braille record, yeah. It's like a Braille record player, yes, exactly. All right, your question is, it came with five songs. Which of these six are the songs that were included in those five? stairway to heaven

I love the stairways on there I'm picking that one regardless Your choices are Ode to Joy Happy birthday A Claire de la Loon Twinkle Twinkle little star

Edel Weiss And stairway to heaven I know one of these No stairway 100% on one of them I know two of these are absolutely not on there I had to choose between two

I may have gotten I don't know We'll see Yeah I feel like I'm going through There's two that can't be on there And then there's two that I'm not sure. I want stairway to having to be on there. Like viciously would like it.

All right, you both are locked in. You both selected Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. That is correct. And also, Scott, you chose Adelweiss from the sound of music. Adel Vise. Adel Vise. You also both selected Ode to Joy. Sadly, Ode to Joy was not included.

A Claire de la Luna was in there. So no points for us. either of you now stairway to heaven somebody actually 3D printed oh nice created a 3D printed disc you could you could print out and put on this record player that would play the boom boom boom that's great you know the opening guitar from stairway to heaven probably have a bunch of those right if you if you can 3D print that I'll bet somebody's printed a whole bunch of weird like yeah oh for sure yeah well we knew happy birthday couldn't be on the the happy birthday people are very litigious until more

recently and they've kind of opened up a little bit yes exactly i think it's now i think it's now public domain isn't that the deal or something i don't know something changed for years you couldn't do it anywhere i felt guilty this doing it at home yeah so uh yeah if anyone's got one of those hold on to it and let me know if you need me to 3d print you a stairway to heaven desk uh let's get to question number two all right uh terms used before the year 1960 so these are all terms that we use you use now and say a lot but three of these

came out before 1960 mashup, starter marriage, frenemy, fake news, transgender, or amaze balls. Three of those came out and were used before 1960. Three of them were not. Amaze balls?

This feels hard. Yeah, this feels oh. This is a hard one, dude. Yeah, it really is. You look at these and say, how would they ever use some of these before 1960? I'm going to choose two of these because I'm not competent. That's what I did. We're probably going to choose the same ones.

Yeah, we might. Neither of you chose the same ones as America. Really? Oh, weird. Interesting. It's great. Like you chose four of the sex between the two of you. And sadly, each of you chose one correct one and one incorrect one.

So, mashup was first used in 1859, fake. News was first used in 1895. That didn't feel original. I knew they had to say that before. Especially because it's just two words that are commonly used for a long time. And I'm probably just great. I don't know. And Frenomy 1952 was the first use of Frenemy. Starter Marriage wasn't used until

1991. Amaze Balls not until 2008, surprisingly. And transgender, this one surprised me, wasn't used until 1974. There's no way Amaze Ball was in until Tuesday. We were saying that on ELR. Were we doing ELR then? There's no way. We were doing it in 1800. I'll find record of it.

I implore you. I implore you. Do it. Prove me wrong. There are some people who think they invented the term fake news, but nope, it's older than that. Well, that would be fake news. Yeah, that would be fake news. Literally fake news.

Yeah. There you go. All right, well, let's get to this last one. It's right now, it's a locked game, zero, zero. So somebody's got to put some points on the board for this last one. Question number three. Words for donkey in other languages. I don't see any Murphy.

Donke. Donke. Donke. Degag. Magarach. Ruck, Ruck, Ruk, are you see. Pullum, Kanalija, and Azni.

Well, I'm glad you saved the easy one for last. Yeah. This one's simple. No. It's the opposite of simple. I have no idea. I'm picking one. Oh, look at you both.

Playing it's safe. Both of you picked one and locked in. Well, I know. one because, at least I think I'd do, because a stupid old joke. Oh, really? Oh, I can't wait to hear what that old joke is. Yeah, that first one looks like something the Spice Girls would say at the end

of the one of those things. Dig-a-dig-dig-dag. All right, I'm going to tell you right now, congratulations, going out to Scott for picking R-U-C. Yeah, that is the Catalan, Catalan named Catalan. It's

the Spain and Dore. they speak. You know why I chose it because I was thinking Rucksack? And that's my only, and I don't even think it's related, but it sounded right. So that's why I did it. Well, whatever your choice, whatever your reasoning was,

it was absolutely correct. Pullum is actually Latin for chicken. Ah, that's what it is. Yeah, pull it and. Okay, pull it. That's the way, that's so I remember the, but I thought there was a donkey involved with that joke. Because it was, I guess it was talking about his two chickens and he says,

Two chickens. Hold my cock and pull it. Yes, that's the one. That's the one. Wow, thanks for that. I get that confused. You know, that's great. I'm glad you got a chance to say, grab my cock and pull it on the show.

That's fantastic. No, no. Hold my cock and pull it. Oh, it's so much better. So much better. It's right. Migurak is Bosnian for donkey. And Azni is Icelandic for donkey.

By the way, all three of the other ones are words for chicken. Somali chicken is de gag. Pullum, as I said, is Latin for chicken. And Estonian chicken is Kanalija. Congratulations, going to Scott, and because of that, congratulations, always going, also going to Nicole in South Jersey, who is getting hidden in dangerous two, courage under fire, and Armymen, RTS. That's a real-time strategy game by my account. But, Cammy, you're not going away back to the horribly named Bountiful, empty-handed. You're going to get a copy of Railroad Tycoon 3.

Yeah, very good game, as well. Someone would argue that's the better game. I think personally it would be my choice of the three of the three games. They're all very good. And I think you're all winners. I'm going to start calling KFC Kentucky Fried Ruck. That's my new thing. Kentucky Fried, that would be Pullet, right?

Yeah, Kentucky Fried Rook would be a donkey. Oh, yeah, Kentucky Fried Pauke. What am I saying? Kentucky Fried Pullet is what you would be want to call that. Yeah, Kentucky Fried Magarack. I don't know. I don't know what sounds good. But I'm glad we have two winners.

Two weaners, no losers today. That's right. Except you, Donoway, you lost. Well, thanks for that. How's that feel? But did I, because I got to enjoy this time with you guys, so did I really live? Oh, good point. We're all winners.

Yep, we're all winners. We're all winners. We made along the way. Hey, here's the good news. Tomorrow night, 3.30 Mountain Time, that's 530 Pacific, or Eastern rather, 2.30 Pacific. We're going to be recording an episode of Play Retro. And this week, we're talking about those early. movie-related

Batman games from the 16-bit era 90 tie-ins Batman games yeah and the reason you might say well that's

weirdly specific there is a real run there of both good and bad and I would argue in a couple of cases great

but it's a weird time we want to dig into it we like this licensing stuff anyway occasionally so we're going to

dive into that tomorrow and play retro at play I am holding right now what I got in from

eBay is a Sega Genesis copy of Batman forever. I'm going to see if there's bat nipples in our 32-bit era, 16-bit. 16-bit. Yeah. Genesis, yeah. If you have the Sega CD version, which is technically, oh, no, that was still 16. 32. Wasn't it 16?

No, well, the 32-X was definitely the 32-biz. Yeah, that one was. I don't know if they made it for it. So it was a 16-bit. But there was a Batman game that featured a bunch of racing. I think it was Dark Night Returns. And they did, like, Mode 7-style racing, but it was, on the, maybe it was on the

CD, but anyway, that thing may have had the nipples because they had video cutscene stuff. Oh, sure. Yeah. So look, if you're out there wanting nipples, good news. The internet's got lots of them for you. That's nipples. Hey, Brian. Nipples and pullets.

It's been good to have any here. Do you have any other things you'd like to say out loud before I cut you off? Well. Bye. All right. He's gone. And now it's time for the news. Brought to you by. Hold on. where's the news? Hold on.

I don't watch the news. Hey, it's the news, and it's brought to you by. By what Scott wrote in here as a gigantic meatloaf. Yep, spelled that wrong. Gigantic is the word I was looking for. Kim made a huge meatloaf yesterday, and it was so big that when she first laid it out in the pan versus when it came out of the oven, it was 25% smaller than when she put it in. Because I guess meat shrinks when you cook it.

Oh, sure, yeah. Because what, you're gushing all the goo out of it? Is that the deal? Yeah, it like dries up in the oven and compresses a little bit. Sure. And it was really good. All that taste and flavor, though, right into the, yeah. Big old brick of flavor, man.

It was so good. Oh, my gosh. Hats off to her. Carter wouldn't know because she doesn't eat meat. She just sat there eating fruit like a normal vegetarian would. She's in the chat, so I'm just kidding. Hey, good for her. Good choice.

Yeah, good for her. Hey, Carter, is your dog here with me today? I just need to know who I'm walking after the show. She'll have to tell me in the chat. Because she took her last time. All right, let's see. Oh, a loose goat. Oh, no.

Oh, no, loose goat. You guys, alarm, alarm. A loose goat has been... Looked out for a goat on the loose. That's right. This one in Arizona has been terrorizing residents and peed on a deputy. Oh, no. It's a real smart deputy.

An Arizona sheriff's office said a loose goat terrorized their community for hours after being apprehended and then promptly urinated on the deputy. Appear upon the deputy. Maricopa County Sheriff's Office said in a Twitter post that the goat, which had been dubbed Billy. Because, of course. Because, you know, Billy goats, Brian. Yeah. Terrorized some residents in Tonapaw? It's in town in Arizona, I guess.

Is that sound right? Tonapa? Tonopa. Tonopa? Tonopa. I don't know. It's probably Tanopa. If you put the accent on the wrong syllable.

It's hard to say. For hours, by causing damage to a garage door and an electrical cord before chasing a resident around their car. Dude, goats are the freaking worst, man. They really are. Don't lose your gut. Unless you're watching Back to the Future and having them all climb over you during the movie. Oh, yeah, good point. like you did.

Toneopa, thanks, Coach Renat. Tau-N-Paw? Tau-N-Paw. Sorry, Tau-N-Pah. Wow, I never would have gotten, or no, tow. I think it's tow, like in Toa-Car in T-O-W. Oh, okay, so phonetically, though, that should be like a T-O-E or something. T-O-E, yeah. Toe-N-Pah.

Yeah, get that right. Chat room. All right, let's see. Anyway, deputies from District 2 were able to take Billy into custody, which at one point, he assaulted one of our deputies by urinating on them. Billy I guess that's an assault Sure

Sure Salty assault Ha ha get it Billy was put into special He was put into special handcuffs And turned over to livestock control Well those aren't handcuffs Those would be foot

Or hoof cuffs Right There's no hands Goats don't have hands No Do they? No they don't have hands Okay

I was freaking out for a second I don't want a goat with hands That sounds terrible Huff cuffs Yeah Huff cuffs Billy was charged with trespassing, assault, criminal damage, and disorderly conduct. You know, I think they're having a little fun with this goat.

That's what's going on. Yeah, I think so, too. Although, I'm sure that the one that the cop that got peed on might have taken it. I'm going to be a little rough with this goat because he peed on me. No kidding. He's going to be a bad cop with that goat. They have square eyeballs. I don't like him.

Don't trust him. Oklahoma in mail, oh, this is funny timing because we just talked about it. Oklahoma inmate forced to listen to Baby Shark on Loop Found Dead Oh no I know an inmate who had been accused Or had accused his jailers of torture By allegedly forcing him to listen to the repetitive baby shark song played on loop

Has been found deceased John Basco was found unresponsive in a cell In the early hours of Sunday The Oklahoma County Detention Center According to a press release Officers tried to save the 48 year old life 48 year olds life And worked on him until emergency response

commanders arrived and continued efforts to resuscitate jail officials said in their statement it was about 405 that they pronounced him dead basco had been booked into the jail on Thursday over a drug trafficking complaint made headlines around the world in 2021 after he and three other inmates sued Oklahoma County commissioners uh let's see the jail trust and two far two former jailers following a previous stint in the facility accused former detention officers of forcing them to listen to Baby Shark blaring out on repeat, occasionally for hours while they stood handcuffed to a wall of the visitation room. Let's see.

Former Lieutenant Christopher Raymond Hendershot, it's a big name. It is. Hendershot. He was accused of knowing the practice and doing nothing to stop it in the jail. Anyway, they found him dead. It's not related to the Baby Shark. Yeah, Baby Shark song or not, this still seems like Elie. legal treatment of a

Yeah, I don't think we're supposed to be allowed to do this Unless it's like wartime stuff And even then I wish we wouldn't do it Yeah, that's right, Guantanamo What do they? They use like some sort of Screamo heavy metal or something, didn't they? Yeah, it's stuff that like completely offends

Your average Muslim, I think It's really gross, it's really gross And lovers of music That's true, people who like real music No offense, Screamo lovers, I know we got it I know there's a lot of people who like that stuff, and it's totally fine. Bless the fall. Yeah, exactly.

I've been playing metal hell singer, which is this new game on game pass call that's a kind of doom-like first-person shooter thing, but it's a rhythm shooter. Oh. And so the singer for System of the Down and a bunch of other famous metal people are involved. And you are shooting demons and stuff, but you have to do it on beat. It was a cool VR game that I. that I played that was like that, where you had to shoot. Is that pistol whip? Pistol whip.

I think that's exactly right. Pistol whip is awesome. That's such a cool game. So it's like this, but it's all to heavy metal music. So like these braziers that are on fire, like pulsing to this heavy metal. And what's cool is when you get to 16 kills in a row, the music starts out with just like beat and guitar. But as you get higher and better and kill more dudes, more demons, more the music becomes available. And by the time you hit 16, that.

that's when the vocals kick in. It's really cool. It's a rad game, rad game. And it's on Game Pass. So if you have Game Pass, no reason not to try it. It's a pretty cool game. Cool. Just see here.

Oh, spoons and bowls that used electricity to make food taste saltier. Go on sale in 2023. Brian, would you buy one of these? Interesting. I totally would, just to try it out. Yeah. It's through an electrical process. Check this out.

This was reported back in April. The development of a pair of chopper. sticks that can make food taste salt here without actually adding salt. At that same time... That's better for you too, right? I think so. Let's see. This is from the university or the...

M-E-G-I-J-I. I think M-E-I-J-I, because there's a, what, a grocery store called M-G-E-G-E. Oh, is there? I think. I haven't heard of it. Might be in other places, but here, it's my thinking. Shoot, yeah. Boy, now I'm...

Welcome to Meiji's. We have salty foods that aren't actually salty here. Well, anyway, they've got this technology. They're going to apply it to spoons and bowls. And now they're happening. The tableware uses a simple mild electrical current to enhance the salty flavors of food. Okay. So there still has to be some salt in the food, but this just enhances it.

Yeah, so you don't add any. Deepens it. I guess I assume. If we're talking just like sodium, probably every food has some in there. So this does, you know, enhances that or whatever. Oh, don't even get me Pops and Recline. Don't get me start on MSG. If you guys actually read the history of MSG, it's just normal salt.

It's a sodium glutamate. It's a, it's a, the reason people got weird about it's because it was this weird racist, racist tactic used in like the 30s. It's so weird. Oh, no, they're putting salt in our. Chinese food. Yeah. Ah, forget it. That was effed up because everyone thought, oh, MSG

it's some horrible, why, everybody grew up with this, right? Or at least we did. Oh, MSG is bad. Don't get an MSG. Yeah, we totally did. Oh, does that. And it even had to, like, some Chinese restaurants had to spend money to get neon signs to put in their windows.

There was MSG with a circle and a slash through it. Like, no, we don't use MSG. Yeah. Yeah, and it turns out it was complete bull crap and it was all based on just some racist notion that you got to screw. over the immigrants. Anyway, there's a whole thing on it. People can go read it. Don't at me.

Anyway, they're going to make these. Let's see. The gear is boasting the ability to make food taste 1.5 times saltier. It's not a lot more. It's not a lot, no. Marked improvement over the 30% boost the chopsticks provided. Not much to dislike there, except for maybe how they look according to

some online comments. Is there a photo here? Does it look weird? Let's see. I want to see. Because it sounds like the chopsticks might already be... Yeah, there's a picture. Around. Look at that bowl. The bowl looks like some kind of weird light.

Like a flashlight or a... Oh, yeah. That's kind of cool, though. Wow. With the little grooves and stuff in it? Spoon's got like metal with plastic around. Yeah, so imagine you have to make sure that part of your hand for conduction is on those metal parts that go into the handle. I don't know.

It is weird looking I want these. I want to try them. Yeah, it's good news for dietary restrictions. You know, if you're on a low sodium diet. Sure. That sort of thing. Kind of end of this. I want to know more.

I would try it here on the show, of course. We would... For sure, yeah. I wonder, like I said, I wonder if the chopsticks were already available, but I'm not seeing them. There's nothing on Amazon, like... Yeah. You know, electrified chopsticks.

If they did, we would totally do like a... Here's a bowl of what? whatever it is, normal. And then here's a bowl, but this time we're using the chopsticks. Probably try it like a soup or something. And, yeah. Whoops, this has audio. Sorry, I'm just, that's all Chinese.

I can't hear it. I'll say, this got eaten. Do you have to use the spoon and the bowl together or can you, I wonder if you can use one without the other? Oh, great question. Okay, the works by passing a specific wavelength of electricity from the surface of the utensil to the food. Well, that sounds like it just needs the fork then.

why is the bowl involved or a spoon or fork I guess the problem with the initial chopstick design was too slender blah blah blah blah blah the bowls yeah they don't actually they don't say why oh okay spoons and bowls have ample space to fit

a battery and also increase the range of applicable foods but if you're not you must have to like drink from the bowl kind of like you do I don't know if anybody else does this but when you get miso soup at a at a sushi place

you're not even supposed to use the spoon they give you you're supposed to like you can get the little tofu out with your chopsticks but then you just tip the bowl up and drink out of it that sounds so good right now

it does doesn't miso sound good oh man sounds so good right now a little miso soup I blame you but I wonder if you're supposed to like put your

put your mouth right on those four metal electrodes probably are yeah I would imagine so well anyway they're on sale next year so watch for those and maybe here on the show we'll do something i don't know we'll see okay claire is saying wait

brian you eat the tofu yeah i do eat the tofu yeah eat the tofu why wouldn't i eat the yeah with the chopsticks yeah with the chopsticks yeah i'll pick them out because if i'm drinking from the bowl i don't want 11 pieces of tofu to try and enter my pie hole at the same time it's going to cause problems you're not working down big cubes of goo while you're right and the seaweed's too big i mean I eat it, but I don't, I don't try to drink the big stuff, like the seaweed and the, uh, um, the tofu. Drinking the big stuff. My pie hole. You're pie hole.

I like to turn. What is wrong with you? We don't use pie hole often enough. Yeah, Claire's on a, she's on a roll today. Yes, exactly. So far, so far the, uh, the, uh, the chatbot has not, uh, yelled at her for all the caps that she's using. She doesn't have like an exception.

Going on, does she? Did somebody make an exception for Claire? Because she only knows how to talk. Maybe, maybe so. Yeah, they did the Claire. The Claire rule. Claire, are you my mom? Because this is how I get emails.

Are you sure you're not my mom? All right. Moving on. A Georgia woman. Uh-huh. We talked about KFC as well. It's hilarious today. A Georgia woman found 500 bucks in her KFC sandwich.

I don't think it was in the sandwich. Anyway, we'll get to that. After the restaurant. Sounds like she did. Sounds like it was. It doesn't make sense to me, but anyway, this was after the restaurant misplaced its daily deposit. So this is part of their deposit. She found...

Oh, no, I put a piece of chicken into the ATM. Damn it! No wonder it didn't know what to do. Oh, Gil, you're going to get fired again. Oh, Gil. One of the greatest ancillary characters of all time. Totally. A Georgia woman found $543 bucks, $0.10.

Now, hold on. So were there... Was there, like, coin currency in? there as well or a check maybe no it's this cash it's cash and then the body this thing says under her kfc sandwich oh there we go when she opened so it's one of those probably one of those um either the boxes or or just oh in her sandwich bag so basically they just basically had the the bag that her food was in and she pulled that stuff out and there's like oh there's like a little bag in here as well what's in here oh look at that 543 dollars and 10 cents yeah I worry that

employee might be dumb seriously yeah i think so it's also like the uh isn't that the like close to the check amount you got if you won the gong show yeah it is something something dumb like that yeah that was if jamie far and um jp morgan jp morgan didn't didn't gong you out didn't hit the gong and knock you out ask your parents all right how many did you see any jp morgan on love boat oh i don't know that i have yet i don't think i've seen jp i did see tom hanks last night he was on there that weirded me out. Tom Hanks and who else. It was because of bosom buddies, but sure. Who was the other one I saw that surprised me? Crap. I just saw the one with Epstein from Welcome Back Cotter.

Oh, gee. Trying to true Jan Brady. Yeah. No, Marsha Brady. Marcia Brady, who has been on there like four times as different people. She's always on there. But yeah, she was trying to, and she liked him, right? Wasn't that the deal? She liked him. Yeah, he was trying to lose his virginity. And she's like, I, I'm right here. I'm right, and he kept ignoring it, yeah. And his giant afro, which I think you had to turn sideways to get through doors on that ship. Yeah, plus it, I think it had its own car battery to run it.

It really did. Anyway, Brian and I were both watching Love Boat here and there, so. Yeah, and Monica, too, apparently. Oh, is she? That's great. Wicked kitten, yeah. That's great. Anyway, so she took this money back to the KFC, by the way.

She did the nice thing. Good for her. She did the right thing. Yeah. Oh, can I also, one last thing about Love Boat? My God, that show needs a different stinger for, like, you know, establishing shots. Oh, yeah, totally. Every single.

Do, do, do, do, do, da, da, do. It's the same one. Every single scene opens with, do, do, do, do, do, da, da, do. It's exactly the same, and it's usually a shot of people loading onto the gangplank thing. the little tunnel thing. Yeah. Oh, I was going to ask you, when you went on your cruise, because obviously Princess Cruises, they really lean heavily as you found out into the whole love boat thing.

Oh, big time, yeah. Did they give you, like, streamers and confetti to go stand on the side of the ship as it was disembarking or as it was leaving the dock to throw at the people who were away? They did not, and I actually asked somebody about that because I've seen all these episodes and I went, we're not getting to throw shit off the boat every time we leave a port. Why is that? And they said that ended decades ago because I'm sure. It just trashed up the

point. Probably fish and birds would eat that garbage and die. Yeah, we were just throwing paper and streamers into the ocean. It was wild. What was the point of that whole damn thing? I don't know. Like, hey, suckers, we're leaving. But who's actually out there? That's the other thing is when I got there, it's everybody getting

on the boat. Anybody else that's at the port is getting off the boat? Who are you waving at? Like, I mean, if you're getting a ride to the, to the ship, they're not going to sit there for the hour it takes you to go through all the lines and customs and all that sort of thing. And even then, the boat didn't, we got on the boat at like 11 a.m. And the thing didn't leave port till six. Oh, right. Yeah. So you're never waived.

There's no one to wave at. It's a dumbest thing. Like the parking attendants, see ya. That's right. Hey, make sure you stick around for seven hours so you can see us to part. Bye. Yeah. I think there must have been either things were done differently or the show just did that

and made us all think that's the thing you did. I think it was a way to establish, all right, here are our clusters of characters. We've got this couple. We've got this family and we've got this one guy who's, you know, a jewel thief or something. And we're just going to show him alone. And you were so right the other day. You were so right the other day about the reuse of tropes. Like they get on there and there's always a couple.

who are mad at each other and then find rekindle their love by the end. Right. Or they come separately and realize they hate each other and then by the end of that episode they're back in love. It's like, oh God. Yeah, because it's the love boat. See, they get in love again. I'm five episodes

in and three of the five episodes had that. It's the, oh, this is the episode where they almost get off the island of Gilligan's Island basically. It's all dumb and I love it. I can't stop watching it. All right. What else is going on? we're going to take a break that's what we're going to do oh let's do that when we come back we're

going to try call now i'm a little concerned about it because the stupid call waiting feature on uh google voice that they added i can't get rid of it it just happens so sometimes it rings while people are talking and it just overwhelms the audio and i hate it so we're going to try it it's hard with call now because you're all calling now you know uh because steven's not here today normally he'd be here but we'll try it we'll see how it goes if it fails you know a couple of quick emails or something i don't know we'll figure it out but that's coming up after this break brian hey hey tell me what song we're going to hear yeah let's go to ocean side california i've been there uh they uh they have a brand they have a band there called sick

waiting s i c waiting spell just like you think waiting is spelled they have a brand new album called a fine hill to dion which comes out november 4th uh this is the brand new single um it's the b side of the brand new single which is uncommon veins the single is uh or the song We're going to be playing as Life on Fire. Here is the band, Sick Waiting, from Oceanside, California. I want a life on fire. Want you to burn with me. Turn potential to kinetic energy.

You've got a folding map. I've got a mean machine. We'll start in the West, call it California, right along the shoreline where you're giving. the left greetings will come lighting up one after one just dying for the chance to shoot out the sun

so we better get on the run I want a life on fire want you to fire with me turn potential to kinetic energy you got a fooling map I got a mean machine Now headed to east A caroac economy

We chase the people we've been wanting to be And making it throw The 40 years before you know You'll find yourself right back in Ohio A million miles to go I want a life on pride What universe would be Turn potential to kinetic energy

You've got a folding map I've got to be the shame I want a life on fire, want you to burn with me, turn potential to kinetic energy. You got a folding map, I got a mean machine, we can fly or fall, it's all adrenaline. I want a life on fire, want you to burn with me, turn potential to kinetic energy. You've got a folding map, I've got a mean machine. We can fly or fall, it's all adrenaline. You got a folding map

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Abram Binkin. The morning stream. Computer! Stop the flow of time. All right, we're back. Tell me that band and that song again. Yeah, that band is Sick Waiting, S-I-C-Wating. From their brand-new single, that is Life on Fire.

Sick-waiting. Where did that came from? It's a weird... Oh, no. It is. It's a weird... When I should have said, yeah, I guess you could spell it, E-I-G-H-T-A... No, it's...

Sick-waiting as in W-A-I-T-I-N-G. So you're waiting, just like... Like waiting. If that's a phrase or something. Okay. Sick waiting. No, like you do a search for that and it's like all of the, it's all stuff about that band, which is good.

Good for them, right? Yeah, that's what you want. If you do a search for sick waiting, you find nothing but this band, which is great. Ask live how they feel about having that band name live. Right. Or the, the. Oh. Great band.

Poor choice of band name. Just bad SEO, man. Really bad SEO. Hey, I'm speaking of bands, I'm doing something. something in November that I've never done before, which is flying to a different city just to see a band that is touring that's not coming to Denver, two bands specifically. Oh, what bands are these? Two of my favorite Britpop bands, the London Swade, or Swade, as they're called in the UK, and the Manic Street Preachers, I've done, you know, episodes of Coverville, where I featured their music and huge, huge fans of both. of those bands. They're coming, they're co-headlining a tour and they're visiting all sorts of

places around the U.S. None closer to Colorado than Orange County and I want to say Chicago was the next closest, but we can get to Anaheim for 210 bucks for the two of us round trip. I was going to say Tina going with you, I assume. Tina's going with me. So we're headed back to Anaheim, but not going to give any money to Disney on this trip. Nope. And no COVID this time. It'll all be good. That's right.

No more COVID. I won't be patient zero in Anaheim anymore. Getting my BA5 booster tomorrow afternoon. Tomorrow, I was wondering when you're getting it. Okay, cool. Yeah, we'll see how that goes. See if I can continue to be the final player in this great big battle royale known as COVID-19. I'm going to try to win this match.

This is the one streak. I'm not going to. I feel like I'm destined to lose, but I feel, you know yeah i mean it won't the deal is it won't prevent you from ever getting it it it'll just lessen the symptoms when you do get it um yeah but so you'll get it eventually at some point yeah at some point i will the goal is to do like my barth streak where i can go as long as possible and when it happens it happens but i like my streaks you know how i like my strengths right exactly all right uh we can uh take some of your calls now we're going to see how this works i don't

know if it's going to be weird we'll we'll deal with it but uh where's call now i can't even find it. Call now. All right, there it is. 801-471-0-0-0-6-2. That's 801-471062 is the live number to call. Jeannie is very kindly, as always, put it in the chat room, so you guys can see it. And if you'd like to, call now. And talk to us and tell us what's going on.

Ask us your questions. Tell us your feelings. Share your emotional status. You know, consider it maybe therapy. Maybe you need to vent. maybe you just want to brag about the breakfast you just had. We don't care. Call. Hello. Hi. Who's this? Oh, hi. Can you hear me? Yeah. Who's this?

Really crazy. Oh, my God, you can hear me. Oh, it's Claire. Oh, it's Claire. Oh, it's clear. You sounded different. I couldn't tell that was you. You did sound different. You don't sound as far away as you normally do when you call in. Yeah. What's going on? Really? Yeah. What are you doing? What's happening in Ireland? You guys aren't blowing anything up anymore, right? You guys are good that way. no we're good i'm actually in the free state of ireland so i'm like in the south of ireland which is interesting that i sound better because i'm literally in the middle of nowhere right now oh that's funny it's probably because you got a bunch of interference in the city or something who knows

maybe but yeah i'm just going chilling avoiding all the the stuff up north and from the u.k you know oh right it's it's the queen's uh deal today everybody's beautiful yeah every channel streaming the funeral, I'm sure. That's right. So I saw a video of some poor kid who was skating in London and skated down the wrong road. He's just out skating. He's just screwing around. And he skated down the road where they had cordoned off a bunch of it for this procession and everything.

And, man, those cops tackled that poor kid. Oh, no. Just crammed him into the cement and held him there. And it's like, what's he going to do? Come over to the coffin and knock three times. Like, what's the problem? It's really dumb London Copper

Yeah That's right Well I know I know you're a giant fan Of the monarchy And the queen in particular How are you mourning today? Yeah

Are you celebrating or mourning Is the question Are you a morning I wouldn't celebrate I'm not a horrible person You know Like she's a granny My own granny is only like

Six years younger than her So I'm not going to be like Oh yeah Burn the witch But at the same time, it's like... Burn the witch. You know what she represented wasn't great for my country personally, but, you know, it's their own and all that.

Sure, sure, sure. But my dad's, like, super into the royal family as well. So he actually is, like, at home watching the whole stream. And I had it on there now, like, watching it. But, yeah, I'm just avoiding all the closures of the shops and stuff, so... But isn't it... My worry about it watching any of this, honestly, and Brian, I don't know if you feel the same,

but I would just, I feel like I'd be just bored stiff. Yeah, it was, it replaced our local news this morning. And it was, it was like listening to a song on repeat while you're on a hold to talk to your dentist or something. To your dentist. Yeah. It was like, it was like basically that same. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no.

Oh, no, no, that particular one, I just have to meet it for, but it's like the one that's kind of like to the same. like key or something is that and it's the funeral march and it's that's what it was yes yeah i and you know i'm walking up the road sure it's right it wasn't it wasn't god save the queen it was the other song that that um that they were playing and um after a while i realized i could also hum the imperial march oh yeah dark vater's theme to that actually like got a there was um there was one that sounded similar to the imperial march and then another one that i don't know what you call the thing but you know at the end of New Hope where they come into the hall

and they get the medals. Oh, yes, yeah. The start of it, like the start of that and every time my head goes to like tobacco and be like, ah!

I didn't get an old next to work. I work just as hard as the rest of you. Yeah, it's just John Williams has like completely ruined horns for everyone.

So is the Pope going? Do you know? Is that a deal? Is he going to be a guest of honor or anything? Because I know you love the Pope as well. You're a huge Pope

fan. Well, I mean, I love the Pope, but the Church of England, I don't think like the Pope's name. Oh, yeah, right. Right, right, right. I forgot. The Henry the Eighth stuff kicks in and everybody's got to go that direction. I get it. Because Henry 8th was like, well, I want to behead and divorce my wives. I'm going to start my own

religion because that's quite easy as. Did Biden take a plus one? I don't remember what happened. He was supposed to invite somebody and he wasn't going to take the last president but it was like going to take maybe just his wife i don't know there was some talk over here that that he was going to take another luminary like maybe uh the obamas or maybe the bushes or i don't know somebody else was going to go i don't know if that happened oh it'll be funny if the bush is turned up just to you know

do you want to come with me to the other royal with such high uh regards no i actually didn't see um uh oh shit would you go on again I didn't think Biden until like just there now. It was like some recap footage. Oh, all right. He should ride his bike out on that same road that skater was on and get a tackled by a bunch of cops. There we go.

Exactly. Yeah, that'd be fine. It's a sad event. Yeah. It's a sad event, man. Come on, man. Gotta go to the funeral. It's a sad event, folks.

And then if Clinton came, you could really party, but I don't think he's going. Right. Yeah. You could really. Yeah, watch out, though. What's what color dress is she wearing? Yeah, what color dresses? Oh, she's wearing that blue dress, is she?

Hey, look at all the Democrats we made fun of today. This is fantastic. Yeah, see? Look at us. Playing equal sides. Didn't even mention the T word once. Anyway, Claire, it's always good to hear from you. I hope that your time out in the country is well spent and that your next boyfriend is cool.

That's what I want. Oh, yes. I hope so, too. Don't we all? Go slurp some tofu. Slurp my butt. Wait, what? All right, don't slurped my butt.

All right, well done. As that worked okay, we didn't get any other calls during it, which is probably part of the value there. They probably, well, they may have just gone straight to voicemail or something. Yeah, and that would be good because that's kind of what I want. We got another one coming in. Let's see who this is. Hi, thanks for holding.

Who's this? Hey, this is Syrinx. Sean White. Hello, Syrinx. Hello, one of the three Shons. Yeah, the many Shons. Yeah, that was very unceremoniously kicked off last season for particular.

reason. There's no bitterness there at all. No, none. No, I can tell. I can tell. You're completely cool with it. Hey, it's weird because I feel like I'm just on your show again, because the last time I heard your voice, that's what we were doing. Yeah, weird. That was awesome to have you on there. I'll see if I can get you on there at some point. Yeah, it was super fun. You guys were great. My favorite part is how September's Internet was based on something from the 1700s. I thought that was pretty great. Just kidding. Oh, no. Yeah, it was so lagging. Oh, my gosh. And she went and she couldn't help it. She was at her, visiting her mom or something, and they just had bad internet, and there was nothing she could do that. I think she was in New York for something. Yeah. I don't remember off the comment. And now I'm not kidding, Brian. It was like, I would say hello, and then it would be five thousand, six, one thousand, seven, one thousand. And then eventually she go, well, hello! And it would be like, oh, we can't do this. This is untenable. Anyway, Sierra X, what's on your mind? What's going on? You got questions, thoughts? What's up? What's happening? I was actually kind of curious, like, how

big of a sort of a soundboard do you have because some of my favorite content from you is when you're just like face rolling on your soundboard to find the right thing yes i can tell you um i'll tell you right now how many how many pages because you're you're using uh farago or farigo i use fair ago farago yeah i don't know how to say it either um i use that for all the quick needs but i've got too many to fill it so i've got probably i can tell you exactly how many let me see if I can I have here it is um why isn't that showing up hold on tell me how many files oh okay here it is 13,000 clips wow 13,000 and the reason that that's so big is I kind of have even when I'm working on totally unrelated things if I have something

playing in the background like YouTube or anything oh sure Like the music we're hearing right now, for example. Yeah, for that is an example. I am recording all the time. So the minute somebody in something, a commercial even, whatever says something I think is just weird or out of context or funny or anything, I record it. If I'm watching, I don't know, I'll watch old commercials and stuff just to try to find little nuggets. So I'm always listening for it and always recording. And after about, I don't know how many years, let's call it 05 is when I started collecting files.

and it really kicked up with TMS. Like that's when things were really, because I was trying to get stuff for the show every day. That's when it really kicked up. But yeah, it's a lot. You know, when I'm dead, you guys can have it all. You can have all my files.

It's fine. Because even like this morning, when you were trying to figure out music to intro brine, I think you went through about a dozen different songs before you finally picked one. Yeah. I know my problem is I've gone through that board a lot. I need to refresh it.

But anyway. I still don't know why that's some of my favorites. stuff you do, but it's just every time you do it, I find it hilarious. Well, Sarah next, to celebrate, let's give you a, let's give you a random one, okay? Let's go way back. Okay. Let's go back to 20.

Oh, I have older ones on these. Let's see. Okay, old. Let's go back to 2009. That's a nice old, right page, right? Okay. All right. Okay, so we got... I love that you've got these by year, like, or roughly can see by year when things were added to them. Yeah, and these are just,

I mean, I'm just using Finder for that. It's just telling me dates, but, um, okay, here's one from, oh, geez, this, okay, a random one from 2009, here you go. Zardos is pleased. Okay, that's Fletcher saying Zardaz is pleased. Pretty easy to remember what movie he's talking about there. Yeah, and right next to it, Brian. Slurped my butts.

Slurped my butts right there. Oh, look at that. Yeah. Is it, uh, I was kind of hoping you, like, find the one random clip of, like, Brian dropping an f-bomb or something. I mean, I could find one. There are several. I gave the patrons one for free on FilmSack Sunday.

The one we recorded yesterday, I gave everybody a free F-bomb. Well, I'll tell you what, if I go and do a search for Ibit oldest file, okay, I'm going to find the oldest file I have with Brian. Okay, okay, all right, interesting. Okay, so here you go. Oh, man, this is wild. It's taken a second. Okay, here we go. The oldest Brian Ibit clip I have.

That can't be. well here it is that can't be right it might be that's 20 i mean i don't know if you clipped anything that that i did on um elr when i was a guest on elr a couple times uh here's an old one shit grittiefter oh that is an old one yeah film sack yeah yeah i don't have anything dating past 20 2009 uh i have a movie ibit titles what's this oh that's that's a broken file well Anyway, I could figure this out, but I have so many, like, what's this? I'll be in the penthouse if you change your mind. Oh, I have all the things that say, it's all Ibitt's Prom Date files.

Those are all in here as well. Oh, sure. They're all under Ibit prom date. Yeah. How about this one? I think circulation can give me those preprint figures. I'll check with them and I'll get back to you. That is the oldest audio in here, right?

I was going to say, that is the oldest clip that you've got, even though you got it more recently, but that is 1996, I think, right there? Six or seven, yeah. It's a long time ago. You hadn't even had Tristan yet, I don't think, or he did that year or something. No. Weird. Weird.

Well, anyway, there you have it. Hey, Sarenx, always good to hear from you, man. Yeah. Yeah. Have a fantastic week. All right. Let's take one more. Sure.

If you guys want to call in, you can. 8014710462. It's call now, which you know that because I play this. Call now. That's how you know. That's how you know things. So we got Quantum Leap, the new show starting today. I'm going to watch that today.

Oh, yeah, I can't wait to hear what you think of that, given your fan status. I'm going to be a week-to-week. I think Andor and Quantum Leap are going to be week-to-weeks. I'm not going to wait and binge those. It has good pre-buzz. I'm hearing good things, so I think you might be. That's what I'm hearing, too, on both of those shows. Yeah, you might be happy.

Hi, thanks for holding. Who's this? Hey, it's Katie, Ika-a-Katrina T in the chat. Well, hello, Katrina T. Oh, hey, Katrina. Oh, I'm so happy to hear. We needed a girl today. Thank you for calling it.

I really appreciate it. Well, you head, Claire. Yeah, but she's more of an alien. She's more of a creature. Just kidding, I love her. Hey, what's going on? What's on your mind? Not much.

I know you guys were just talking about Tijuana, Arizona. And as much you know, there's a Tijuana in Nevada, and it's the home of the famous clown motel. Oh, wait. Okay. Yeah, I saw you talk about this in chat. Tell me about the clown motel. Yeah, I don't know what that is.

So it's this little motel that's in this, little town in the middle of Nevada and everything is clown themed like there's a gift shop that has like thousands and thousands of different kinds of clowns and then the rooms I believe also have paintings of clowns in them it's like if you ever want to be freaked out and never want to sleep in a motel room this is probably the place to go I do want to go I'm looking here's here's my favorite part so I'm on the website for tonapaw nevada.com slash things to do and and clown I'm sorry slash clown dash motel And the first shot is a shot of the

The motel with the giant clowns on it The second shot is from the side And right next to the clown motel Is a graveyard like directly next to Oh my gosh dude Like really old cemetery Like there's graves in there from the 1800s Like the minor times

Yeah Are you looking to this photo Scott? I'm on the main I'm on the clown motel US say.com. Oh, here, no, let me give you, go to this page, and then, and then go, just click next on the slider that, uh, um, that comes up. Okay, click in, here we go. So you've got the slider and just, oh my gosh, look at that. Hold on, I have it takes a few hours from Vegas.

Oh, look at this. I got to go to this. Just one shot of the hotel or the motel and then one shot of the graveyard next to it. The colors are so horrible. I got to go. I need to go. Oh, you do. You need to go.

I will go. I'm going. How close is this to Vegas, you said? A couple hours is all? It's only like about three and a half hours. It's not too bad. That is like I can go broke in three and a half hours. That's too much time for me to take away from my Vegas time.

I love this that even exists. See, I need to know more about these weird off the shoot things. I love this kind of stuff. I used to work for the sheriff's office for Knight County, which is like the third largest county in the U.S. Yeah. And takes up most of central southern Nevada. Yeah. So, like, I used to take phone calls for 911 one and stuff, and there is some weird stuff that would go on out there.

I'll bet. Really? Oh, yeah. So it is, like you said, a big mining, mining town. Yeah, it used to be, like, the heart of Nye County, and then it kind of died out. And now, like, where I live in Forump, it's kind of grown more. So everything is still considered the heart of Knight County and Tonapaw, but there's really not much out there anymore. So it is Tonapaw. You're saying that that's the way to say it.

That is the way to say it. I had to learn the hard way because when I first moved out here, I was saying everything wrong and they would just keep laughing at it. Yeah. Like there's a priest called Tachapi, and I would say Tachapachi, and they're just like, what? Tachapachi. I like that. And you can use cops on the radio because, you know, they'll never let you live it down. No, no.

That's the deal with cops. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like if you're going maybe from Reno to Vegas, you can pass through Tonopah, but there's really no other reason you'd pass through there. Like, it's not like you can say, oh, you know, let's go to this place and then on the way, we'll check out the clown motel in Tonopah, but it's... Well, there is like the, there's like a car cemetery or, I can't remember what they call it, a car forest. A car forest. Which is very close to it. Yeah, old, like school buses and stuff up right in the desert.

I'm going. I'm going. It's like half of it's sticking out. There's like mining stuff to go visit. So it's worth going there. It is like a really weird off the beaten past thing to do, but it is actually really interesting. You had me at Car Forest.

I am absolutely going. I love that kind of stuff. Just like big abandoned crap like that. Oh my gosh. I'm going. I'm going to Ptona pot. Kim and I were actually trying to think of an excuse to go to Reno for no good reason. Oh, now you have a good reason.

Go to Reno, the dirtier Vegas. Like just the crap Vegas. And see what's up there halfway through and visit Goldfield and Tonapaw because there's lots of cool haunted stuff out there and the weird stuff like the car forest and the Cron Motel. I love that kind of stuff. I really do. Like this is where movies should be made, horror movies and stuff. I freaking love it. All right.

Well, thank you for that. It's nice to hear from you. You should call again when we do this. Yeah, I try and working. So I took my break early to talk to you guys today. Oh, nice of you to waste your break on us. Thank you for being one of the two girls that called I guess we're half and half

We had two guys, two girls Right? That's right Yeah, or do we only have one Was it SirenX was the only one? Well, we had Brian Dunaway Do you count Brian Dunaway? Never, no

Never count him as anything, no Then just two and one Just a wean or turd That's what I count is Um, okay That's it for a call now Thank you guys for doing that I guess it worked out

I don't know if they changed it Maybe they got complaints And change Google voice To not have that annoying Call waiting thing Because it sucked And I couldn't control it It really pissed me off

anyway we're good now uh quick email on our way out of the door evan wrote in about these towel chips the rfID chips in a towel at a hotel yeah right he says hello s pun and b pun that might be my favorite well yeah just don't put any effort in just go meta on it evan fine all the way listening to your latest episode about rfID and towels and hotels my dad's friend owned a business that did similar things with hospitals for nurses uniforms and other medical settings the idea was that they could track how the uniforms are used who they are checked out in and out two. And then they can track down to the individual garment when it is needed to be replaced,

i.e. after the garment has been washed X times and then replace it. I also found a site about how this stuff works. It says, I'm guessing it's a similar idea for the towels in Vegas. Maybe there's a correlation between the number of towels that never scan back in from the room after a visit by a certain S. Johnson, ha, ha. Love the show, though, Evan. Yeah, maybe. See, I've always had the feeling that it's not about individual.

towel theft. It's more about overall inventory management. Sure. It's easier to count if you just go, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Yeah. And some of them are probably going to be bad after the 20th wash. It's like, oh, this one's not working anymore. So we got to replace a whole batch or whatever. I don't, I don't actually know. But if anyone out there in the hospitality business can like pipe in, I'm just endlessly curious about our ideas and towels and the purpose of it, is it to catch just one lady with a talon or purse or is it just

it's just some kind of much larger logistics thing like that's what I want to know send us your emails the morning stream at gmail.com real quick fascinating stuff I want to thank our patrons all of you are awesome especially three new people that joined us

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anyway check it out patreon.com slash tms for all other things it's frogpants.com slash dms and now like the middle of the show we have another part of the show where we do a little music selection see exactly right yeah and brian ibitt here he's the one that that dug it up found it curates it vetted it yeah all that stuff so so now the grand reveal brian what what music are we playing let's let's pull the cloth off this one so uh this this is great all right so obviously a funeral is going on today for the queen sure and i thought about very briefly thought about playing a cover of the sex pistols god save the queen which is a very anti-queen song the decided no that would just definitely not be right. And I couldn't, there's no way I could do that and, and feel good about

myself. I thought about the queen cover of the traditional God Save the Queen that they included on a night at the opera. I decided against that, but I did a little searching online to say, oh, where, you know, what was the Queen's favorite song? Did she have a favorite song? and New Musical Express or somebody for her 80th birthday or 90th got a little interview where she talked about her favorite songs of all time. One of those is the song Cheek to Cheek by Irving Berlin. And the version I'm going to play for you, you'll enjoy because it sounds like, well, let me back up. There's a, you know, the band Taco, famous for their one-hit wonder putting on the Rits. Yeah, oh, yeah.

They came from an entire album called After Eight, which came out in 1982. A lot of people don't know this. That entire album is covers of old standards like Putting on the Rits and Cheek to Cheek by Irving Berlin, a ton of songs like that. So here is Taco's cover of Cheek to Cheek, which sounds a lot like their cover of Putting on the Rits. Let's talk about having a, having a shtick and sticking to it, or schick into it. Here's a taco from the album, After Eight, and cheek to cheek. Tiny little note I just thought of.

When we get new James Bond movies, they can no longer say, I work for Her Majesty's Secret Service, can they? They have to now say, I work for his Majesty's Secret Service. This Majesty's Secret Service, I guess so, yeah, for sure. Because the entire run of all James Bond films, it's been Queen Elizabeth, the whole. whole time. Right, right. From, from Dr. No to where there was a whole, there was a movie called on Her Majesty's Secret Service. Yeah, it's in the title. If they remake it, they have to change the name. Oh my gosh. All right. Well, with that shocking news, we're going to get out of here. Thank you all for being here. We'll be back tomorrow or the brand new show. We'll see you

then. Heaven Chica, chica, cock, cacca, chicka, chica, chica, chica, chica, chica, chica, chicca, cawca. Chica, chica, chica, chica, chica, chica, chica, chica, chica, ca ca ca. Heaven, I am in heaven, and my heart beat so that I can hardly speak and I seem to find the happiness I seek when we're out together dance and cheek to cheek heaven I'm in heaven and my heartbeat so that I can oddly speak and I seem to find the happiness I see when we're out together dancing cheek to cheek

Oh, I love to climb a mountain And to reach the highest peak But it doesn't throw me half as much as dancing cheek to cheek Oh, I love to go fishing in a river or a creek But I don't enjoy it half as much as dancing cheek to cheek Dance with me I'm on my arm about you The charm about you

Will carry me through to Heaven I'm in heaven And my heartbeat So that I can heart beat So that I can heartly speak And I seem to find the happiness I seek

When we're out together Dancing cheek to cheek To cheek Dance with me, I want my own I want my own about you The charm about you Will carry me through

To heaven I'm in heaven and my heartbeat so that I can hardly speak And I seem to find the happiness I seek When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek I don't want to climb no mountain I don't want us for no weak All I ever want to do with you honey is dance

cheek to cheek Dance with me I want you to dance I want you to dance Cheap to check Chiqua, chica, cca, cca, cca, chica, chica, chica, chica, chica, chica, cca, cca. Chica, cca, cca, cca, cca, cca. Chica, chick, chica, cca, cca.

Now, ain't that sheep to dance, cheek to cheek to cheek. Says, man, I freak when he dance, cheek to cheek. You pull real close to the one that you love Slide and glide side-by-side through the night Now Freddy took his chinchin'clock And Judy took her jeep Now they shall show the world back there I'll have to dance of some steam

So come on now Don't try it Good time's guarantee They just slide away to the tune today Because ma'am, that's what we need This show is part of the Frogpants Network Frogpants Network Get more shows like this

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