The Morning Stream - TMS 2371: Lower Deck Nougat
Episode Date: October 31, 2022Velmasplaining Haloween. Coverlord. What's this? !s What's this? Someone killed a bear. Every Halloween I show up wearing nothing. Isn't There A Chocolate That's Milk Something? Chuckie Dunaway. The V...omit Half. Walker, Texas Singer. Save Halloween For Christmas. Twas on All Hallows Even. Starlord Mix Tape is TMS backwards. Think about IT! The Good kind of Wood. Santa and Mini-Santa. 40K Ordinary people. The Witcher Switcheroo with Stephen. Horror movies with Monica Nicole Veronica and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Coming up on TMS, Velma splaining Halloween.
Cover Lord, man.
What's this?
What's this?
Something killed a bear.
Every Halloween, I show up wearing nothing.
Isn't there a chocolate that's called milk something?
Chuckie Dunaway.
The Vomit Half.
Walker, Texas Singer.
Save Halloween for Christmas.
Twas on all hallows even.
Star Lord mixtape is TMS backwards.
Think about it.
The good kind of wood.
Santa and mini Santa.
40K ordinary people.
The Witcher Switcheroo with Stephen.
Horror movies with Monica Nicole Veronica.
Ooh!
And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
I'm eating nachos in my car on a rainy day.
Sour cream and jalapinos got me feeling some kind of way.
So if you're feeling kind of blue, I got something to say to you.
Have you tried nachos in your car on a rainy day?
Took you long enough?
Me and my mustache are getting bored waiting for you.
The morning stream.
Tear out bad wood, put in good wood.
Good morning, everybody.
Welcome to TMS.
It is Monday, October 31st, Halloween, 2022.
I'm Scott Johnson.
That's Brian Ibbott.
This is Halloween.
This is Halloween.
Halloween.
Halloween.
I told myself I'd watch that this year, and I haven't.
Maybe I'll save it for Christmas.
Or I'll watch it today.
I don't know.
You know, that's exactly right.
You can watch it any time between now and December 25th, and it still applies.
Yeah.
But wouldn't you say it's more Halloween than it is Christmas?
I mean, overall.
I'd say it's more a Christmas movie because they've already figured out Halloween.
They've got Halloween down to a science.
It's Christmas that they're discovering.
Yeah, you're saying, what's this?
What's this?
What's this?
Someone killed a bear.
To do, do, to do, like that.
That's the song.
I love that line.
I saw him in some recent...
Someone killed a bear.
What's this?
There's fur everywhere.
What's this?
I saw a version of that where it sounded just like him,
but it was somebody singing over the actual footage,
and he was saying,
the F, the F, the F, except the real F word.
So he's going, the F, the F, the F, the F, it's pretty good.
Really? Oh, that's awesome.
I'm going to try to find it.
Oh, Rainbow Bright wants you to fix my screen, please.
Oh, what happened there?
Oh, yeah, that ain't right.
It ain't right, Wyatt.
Come on, fix it.
There it is.
You're good now.
I don't know what caused that.
That was a Zoom problem.
And since this is the part that goes on YouTube, I better put the jacket back on briefly.
Oh, yeah.
Everyone needs to see Brian.
Brian actually celebrates the holiday.
Here it goes.
50% of us actually, you know, see the holiday as a chance to.
You say all this as if I've ever done this before.
Every year I show up with nothing on.
I know that every year I hope.
Every year there's this little bit of hope.
Maybe this will be the year that Scott will show up on camera.
His heart grows three sizes larger, and he actually participates in Halloween.
I like Halloween a lot.
Like, it might be my favorite holiday, I think.
I know.
That's what surprises me.
It's not like you do the, sorry, let's do the, let's do the awesome mix and the element blaster.
Yeah.
You may as well do your selfie now because we're going to probably need you to have that all on for your selfie.
I will put the jacket back on for the selfie.
Okay, very nice.
Watch for our YouTube art later, everybody.
Watch for a selfies coming soon in an hour and a half near you.
The thing is, yeah, so it's my favorite holiday, but not because I don't, the cosplay part of it isn't my favorite part.
I don't care about that.
It's everything else.
I like the spookiness.
I like the horror movies all month.
I used to like the candy.
All right, but let's say somebody close to you printed out a really cool.
And I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to break the rule here, not break the rule, but I'm going to,
reset the day count because I know in about a minute
it's going to reset anyway. Yeah. But let's
say someone close to you,
a friend printed out a
really cool
face fork thing like Mad Max
wears at the beginning of Fury Road.
Yeah. And let's say
you've got the rest of the outfit. Come on, wouldn't you
wouldn't you take it as an opportunity on
Halloween to show up wearing that thing?
Of course. Hand out candy.
Of course I would. 100%. Would I record
a show in it? Probably not because that mask would be
obtrusive to my ability to record it.
Well, you put it on, just like the jacket.
You'd wear it long enough for people to see it, then take it off.
Yeah, that's true.
I would do that.
Brian's right.
No, if somebody just said, hey, here's a Brad costume and the helmet thing I made.
Will you wear it?
Of course I would.
In fact, tonight.
Yeah, so it's not really that you don't like to participate with the cosplay.
You just haven't found the right costume.
No, and look at this.
I got a three-year-old coming over this afternoon and night to show us his costume.
He's dressing as, this isn't a spoiler because he can't listen to podcast.
Uh, he doesn't care. He's dressing as Santa Claus. Now, they gave him the option. And they said, do you want to be a dinosaur? All the things he loves. Do you want to be Spider-Man? He loves Spider-Man. Do you want to be Spider-Man? Yeah. Do you want to be all these things? No, he wants to be Santa Claus. Why? Because the nightmare before Christmas has convinced him that Santa is, is, as much a part of Halloween as anybody else. And so he wants to be Santa really bad. So what's happening tonight is, I'm dressing in my Santa outfit that I wear every year.
so that when he gets here, we got a little match and set going on.
You'll be, you'll be Santa's. Oh, my God, that's awesome.
Yeah, and I can't wait until that kid's like 10, and I can go, hey, remember that time you wanted to be Santa for Christmas?
He's going to go, oh, don't remind you.
Like, he's going to hate that he did it.
One of Tristan's friends dressed up as Santa Claus and they went trick-or-treating, and Tina and I kind of just chuckled like, all right, that's cute.
He likes Santa Claus.
I don't like Santa Claus. It's totally fine.
Sure, but they're never going to do it.
Yeah, they're not going to think it's cool when they're 16.
I can promise you that.
But anyway, that's what's going on here.
I mean, you got big plans.
You got parties?
What are you doing tonight?
Oh, God, no.
No, I might drive for a lift for just a little bit because...
Oh, fun.
You might get cosplay in your car.
I probably will.
I had Velma in my car yesterday.
I drove Velma to a Sunday party.
Velma from Scooby-Doo.
You know, it's recently been confirmed that Velma
is a lesbian oh she's the she's she's the gay she's the gay i mean we've pretty much
always thought that right but the recent there was a recent uh scooby-do cartoon where she
confirms it where she basically says defny i've got such a crush on this this other woman that
like you know is like the um could be the villain kind of thing yeah and uh she then she lost her
glasses and we forgot all about it because she couldn't see that happened right that's right
exactly. I didn't know that was confirmed. Gosh, Daphne. Yeah, definitely. I always thought
she was, but never had the confirmation. Zikes. Oh, she's gay.
Gay. Well, anyway, that's fun. Did she say anything to you that made you, I don't know,
was it just a normal ride? Did you get any Velma isms? Well, all right, so this is actually kind of
funny. The ride comes up normal, right? I go and I pick her up and I see her coming from.
from the front of her house dressed as Velma.
I'm like, oh, that's kind of cool.
So she comes in and she goes, hi, Brian,
because she wants to confirm that I'm indeed the person picking her up
and not somebody else driving a cover-me vehicle with a bald head
and looks like my photo.
And I say, yep, how you doing, Velma?
And she goes, it's Halloween.
Like, yeah, I know.
That's why I called you Velma because you're dressed as Velma.
She's like, okay.
So wait a minute.
She didn't, she not like being called?
I don't know if she, if she, if she didn't get that I was calling her Velma because she was dressed as Velma.
I have no idea why, I've no idea why her response was that.
Instead of like, yep, I'm Velma today or whatever, it's like she had to explain, she had to Velma explain that it was, it was Halloween.
I can't remember, I can't remember what her actual name was, not like I'd, you know, tell it on the air.
But it was just funny that she, though, her response was, yeah, it's Halloween.
Like, oh, I know.
I know.
Yeah.
No, Brian's in on the joke.
We get it.
He knows.
Exactly.
Yes.
I'm not, I'm not saying, wow, you're dressed like Velma.
What is this?
Your normal daily attire?
Do you realize you're dressed like Velma?
Yeah, no kidding.
Well, that's fun.
So, but so if you, if you live today, good chance, you know, you have a higher chance of some, some costume.
A very high chance.
I wasn't feeling up to the, um,
uh the saturday uh uh lifting just still was still was kind of on the edge health wise he can
even still hear a little bit of congestion in my voice but i imagine if i would have driven
saturday night i would have had both um cosplayers and vomit in my in my lift vehicle
ah you don't want that you don't want vomit in there don't do that i don't want half of those
i'd like the other half i would not like no the vomit half really specifically the vomit half we uh we don't
want that. The vomit half can just
stay out. It's a terrible
movie. The horror movie I didn't see this year was
the vomit half.
Okay, well that's cool. We don't
have massive plans either
other than we'll be here with the kid
for a while. I'm heading out candy is the deal. Yeah, same.
We're going to watch, I'm going to watch it for the second
time. Kim's going to see Barbarium for the first time
after the candy. After the kids end, we're going to
go watch that. So that'll be fun. I can rarely get my wife
to watch a horror movie, so I'm pretty excited about this.
Yeah, you're going to have to let me know
what she thinks because um i you know i can try and talk teen into watching it and she'll she'll probably
really enjoy it because it's very different from a typical horror movie it's more about the suspense
and about the the waiting but um uh yeah there's that there's that that that dread that she has
of movies like this that i recommend oh no you got to see this you got to see this but yeah
i don't know if i want to see it a second time right away yeah it's kind of it's it's got a um
how do I put this?
It's very smartly done,
but it's got a lot of like,
oh, is this where we're going?
And then you don't go where you think you're going.
Like, the very first third of the movie
is a little bit of a misdirection.
But in a way that I didn't,
why I wasn't mad at,
I was super,
I was like, oh, no way, really?
This is not what I expected.
And part of it is in the casting that they did.
And you're like, oh, if you're going to cast that guy,
that clearly, hmm, it just is so good, you guys.
Watch it before the end of the holiday.
or whenever, you don't have to, it's not Halloween specific.
Yeah, watch it before it leaves HBO Max.
That's the, that's really the time limit.
There's the answer.
And if you want something a little bit lighter, but still fun and spooky and scary,
we're wolf by night on Disney Plus.
That's right.
That's still there.
Would you say that is watchable outside of the holiday range, do you think?
Easily, easily.
Yeah, it's not, there's no, there's no connection to Halloween,
except the fact that it's a, it's a monster movie.
it's a definite play on the universal monster
monster movie
Kind of genre
Genre genre genre
Well excellent
This is all good news
Now
Excuse me
I was just going to say something
I forgot what it was so I'm going to move on
It was something Halloween related
Don't remember what it was
Yeah
Yeah no idea
It was something good
I know it was good
But if it was that good
It'll come back to me right
What's your candy handout tonight?
Do you know?
Is it full-sized Snickers bars?
What are you guys doing?
Kim got an assortment, so it's all full-size.
She got...
I know.
She gets them on sale like six months ago kind of thing.
So don't expect the freshest of candy bars today.
But when those things go on sale, it's like August, right?
So you can go buy full-sized candy bars on the cheap if you buy them out of season.
So that's what she does.
Sure.
Then she hangs on to them.
Your chocolate is not going to start developing.
those little, little speckles, the little light brown speckles on it after six months,
it's totally fun.
Yeah, you'll be safe.
It's only been a couple of months or a month and a half or something.
So she does that, and then it's a big stack of, like, Butterfinger, what's the one I always
like?
I used to like candy can't eat me anymore, but I like the one that's all Nuget.
I can't remember the name of it.
Oh, three musketeers?
Not three musketeers, the other one.
That's whipped, that's whipped chocolate.
All Nuget.
It's the name of the damn thing.
Big hunk?
No, I used to like a big hunk.
The Milky Way, that's what I'm thinking of.
Oh, Milky Way, okay.
Is it Milky Way all nougat?
I don't know what's in there.
Is it just chocolate with like milk in it?
Milk chocolate?
Isn't there a chocolate called milk something?
That's a really good question.
I'm trying to remember what's in a, oh, it's caramel, right?
Is it?
Is it?
Milk chocolate, caramel.
Nugut.
And possibly nougat.
I thought it was all nougat.
What do I know?
I don't know anything.
I really like those, though.
I don't, I, what is Nuget?
Yeah, I used to be able to put those away like a, like a monster.
I would just eat every milky way we ever had.
I can't do that anymore.
I think it's, I think it's the whipped chocolate like you get into Three Musketeers and then a,
um, and then a layer of caramel on top of it, looking at the photos of it.
Maybe.
It feels like the stuff in the middle is less puffy.
Maybe that's the caramel doing that job.
Maybe.
Yeah, it could be just compressing that.
Um, Newget candy bars.
I'm curious as like, we, we, we,
lump nougat into a lot of things that maybe don't have nougat.
Nuget lump.
All right, let's see here.
See, that's, yeah, there's your nougat, which has, like, chunks of peanuts and stuff like that.
Snickers has nougat, really, okay.
Oh, it's lower layer as nougat, right, caramel salted peanuts.
Lower layers, nougat.
I like that.
Lower layers.
Yeah, lower deck, really, is what we're saying.
Oh, yeah, nope, you're right.
Milky Way does have the nouget.
Baby Ruth has the nougat, and then it's topped with nuts.
Yeah.
Charleston chew is chocolate nugget.
Oh, that's nugget?
I didn't know that.
That's nugget.
I never would have guessed, but Toblerone has a nugget.
Mars Bar is a nugget.
Toblerone definitely has those little rice crispy thingies in it.
Yeah.
I don't like those.
I'm not a fan.
No, no.
And Big Hung.
See, now Big Honk is just like a slab of nougat with no chocolate, no nothing.
It's roasted peanuts in a, in that white nougut.
Pull your fillings out.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I've done,
I had multiple dental incidents with a big hunk back in the day.
Big hunks are no good, man.
Don't eat those.
In fact,
they're probably responsible for all the dental crap I had in my high school years.
That now, I never get cavities now,
but I have to deal with old shit breaking.
And that stuff broke because it originally was made as the result of me eating too many of
those.
Yeah, I can't do.
I was never a fan of New York.
get before and I'm still not a fan of nougat.
Give me a Pearson salted nut roll
any day of the week or a KitKat
or those are my go-toes right there.
How do you like Twix?
I like Twix. Oh, I love Twix.
Yeah. I like the peanut butter and I like the caramel twigs.
It's like George says. It's the only candy with a cookie crunch
is George Costanza.
Yeah. Watch that last night.
Well, anyway, candy aside,
I'd like to read a quick text from a listener.
Their name is not candy.
Here's their thing.
Hold on.
Where's the deal?
There we go.
Here's what they said.
This is from Racer 951Y in the chat.
It's an odd name.
Anyway, Sigmund and Bale.
All right.
Bale meaning you're like, not like Christian Bail, but like bail the primeval.
You're the primeval bail.
Gotcha.
Okay.
All right.
I'm fine with that.
That tracks.
Yeah.
It says, which post-apocalyptic setting would you like to see come, meaning in real life,
Which of these would you like our lives to become?
It's really, like, honestly, happened.
But we'd be there to experience it.
Whoops.
Yes, we would be totally there to experience it.
We'd be stuck in a safe with Burgess Meredith,
and we'd come out, our glasses wouldn't break,
but we'd experience the post-apocalyptic.
Yeah, we would actually see this stuff.
Was that him in that episode?
Yeah, it was Burgess Meredith, yeah.
Oh, finally, I have enough time to read all these books that I love.
Oh, no.
I didn't know that was him.
Why did I not know that?
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
I'm blown away by that.
I did not, though, he was the actor in that.
That's such a, like, iconic moment in the history of that stupid show.
Anyway, so he wants to know, of these, which would you prefer?
You got your Blade Runner, you know?
I got the cyber hookers and the whatnot, you know?
Warhammer 40K.
That's like Warhammer, but 40,000 years in the future.
All right?
Lots of Ezekiel with me for the Emperor King.
all hail the Omni Messiah, that kind of stuff.
Right.
Mad Max, you might be familiar with it.
Might be familiar.
As a world, yeah.
And then you got your fallout,
which is kind of like alternate history,
1950s, but everything went to shit
and everyone came out of the vaults
and everything was mutated and horrible.
A whole different timeline experience there, yeah.
So which of these, I mean, I think the answer is easy
because if I had to live in it,
I think I'd take Blade Runner.
100%.
Yes. I, you know, oh, giant 3D billboards with Anna de Armas jumping out of them. Sure. I'm okay with this experience with this world. Plus I got ramen all over the place. You can get ramen. It looks like, it looks like Vegas Chinatown is what it looks like. And I'm fine with Vegas Chinatown. I am too. It rains a lot. That's fine. The ramen on every corner. That's cool.
Offworld is waiting for you.
Yeah. You got that cool.
projector thing for...
Oh, you got to have the echo.
Hold on.
The weird blimps that are flying over,
making that noise all the time.
Yeah.
Still don't know what they're saying.
I have no idea either.
Anyway, so there's your answer,
Racer 951 Y,
because then all the other ones,
we have a way high likelihood of death.
Unless I'm a...
Yeah, they're miserable.
Yeah, unless I'm a space marine.
In 40K, if you're a top-level space marine,
which means you've been mutated beyond belief,
If you're a gigantic, like, nine-foot person in a protective suit,
working for the Emperor King,
and all you think about is the holy warrior in, fine.
But like regular people in the 40K universe, do they even exist?
Like, they're all dead.
They don't exist.
No, it's, we don't want that.
Don't want that business at all.
Hey, as you're pulling Dunaway in, by the way.
Yeah.
Number one, don't forget to join the game.
Number two, maybe change our location because I'm getting orange bars and discord for voice
in this sector.
Oh, we don't want that.
And you're all chippy choppy.
Let's see.
And I've been looking to see if there's something else
eaten bandwidth, but there's nothing else here.
It's...
Let me change it to...
Let's see. Let's go Central.
All right. How do we feel about Central?
Old green bars, and you found wonderful.
Oh, see, you know,
all that takes sometimes is a little loving push of a button.
Yeah.
And off we go.
A workplace of vocal goodness.
That's right.
All right.
let's get done away in it then how about that
how about no more waiting
oh if you want to send a text like that last one
you guys can do it easily
801-47-110 or 462 is the place to text
using your phone wherever you're at
I don't always write back but I often read them here on the show
so keep them coming
okay I need to log in still hold on
geez louis nothing's working today here we go
okay that's coming up
alright we got that we're gonna play
we got done away here I'm gonna play his music
All right, hey, Brian Dunaway is with us and he's going to play half-asses with us.
I'm just curious, are you dressed up in the office today for Halloween?
Hello?
I believe he is.
I'm waiting for him to respond, though.
He's not answering.
Oh, look at his photo.
There's a photo of him.
There's a photo of him.
He's the Chucky doll.
Oh, it's amazing.
He's playing Chuckie.
But we can't hear you, Brian.
Yeah, we can't hear you, dude.
There you go, chat.
boy that really putting curly brown hair on him really does something to him
it really does it looks like uh like jeff lynn it's like electric light orchestra here
wait so is the what's the good guys thing is that just a shirt that's like chucky's
that's yeah the shirt that uh chucky wears he's a no it doesn't ring a bell to me at all
weird anyway done away we still don't hear you we just see you um we know hear you
In case you can't hear us.
I don't know if you can or not.
I think he can because that's why he put that photo in there.
Oh, yeah, it might have.
But maybe not.
And he's got his headset on, which is probably the problem.
I'm going to keep this photo forever.
This is not going anywhere.
Oh, it's so good.
Yeah.
This is like, I'm going to come out with a plan for it.
I don't know what yet.
And he also, he sent us the Apple isolated version, too.
So we could slip that into the show artwork today if we needed to.
Yeah, if we need it.
I put him down in the middle there.
Just kind of pop his head up.
Why not?
Yep.
All right, while he's calling us back, I'm going to play something for you that I forgot to mention.
This is what I was forgot earlier.
Oh, good.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
You know how I forgot a thing?
Here's me remembering that thing.
When I played this, you guys didn't realize who you were listening to, so I'm going to play it again.
Took you long enough?
Me and my mustache are getting bored waiting for you.
Do you know who that is?
Do you have any guesses?
No.
That, ladies and gentlemen, I'll play this part again.
Me and my mustache are getting bored waiting for you.
That is high school era.
Bobby Frankenberger.
You sent me...
Really? Is that the...
He sent me an old video, and I'm so excited to play it.
Oh, my God, the show that he was talking about last week that he participated in, that's amazing.
And so tomorrow, that's a bit of a sneak peek, because tomorrow we get to watch it here on the show.
Oh, fantastic.
Yeah, hang on to your butts.
Brian Dunaway, I heard your voice.
How are you?
Oh, hi, guys.
Oh, hi.
Moron.
Happy Halloween.
That's all right.
Why are you a moron?
What did you do?
I got a, well, I got a wig on my head.
and I didn't realize
so the headphones I have
has like this pull-down boom mic
and so I still had it kicked up
and so it only activates when you pull it down
oh gotcha so it wasn't it would have picked you up
from far away it's just that it doesn't even
engage unless it's slid down
I was over here clicking on sentence
go ahead it's funny because you pulled it down
for your photo that you sent us but then you flipped
it back up for some reason yeah
apparently said well I took the picture earlier
oh because I was like and I sent
And then I had it down.
And then I pushed it back up because it was in my face because my wig.
And I'm like, get on my face!
Well, now people think you look like this if they've never seen you.
And this is not you.
This doesn't look like you.
That is how I look.
I tell you last year, this is, the wig is actually from a costume I had last year.
It's Dustin from Stranger Things.
I kind of hobbled one together.
Anyway, last year I got invited to,
it was something with Tom Merritt, I think, or Brian Brushwood.
and they hadn't seen me in forever
and I wore the wig the whole time
did they say anything? No one said
nothing. Like basically letting them
see if they like say
are you, did you do something different
with your hair? They're like, oh we better not
mention it because I don't want
I don't want him to say
oh I've always looked like this
I don't you remember? That's amazing
I want to go back and see that
episode of probably
what was it? Probably cord killers
that's probably what you're out. It was probably
court killer or something last year. I can't remember.
That makes sense. Well, all right. It's still good
to have you here to matter how you look. I don't care.
We're going to play a game. Brian, you want to explain
this game and how it works and who might win
prizes and all that? I would so
be happy to. Welcome to the morning
half asses, a trivia game where I'm
actually going to be giving you to the answers. I'm going to
give Scott and Brian a category six possible
answers, three of which are correct, three
that are incorrect. Depending on how confident
you feel with the category, you can provide one, two,
or three guesses. But if any of those guesses are wrong,
you get zero points for that round.
get one right you get a point get two right you get three points and get all three correct you get five points the player with the most points after three rounds for three rounds wins the prize for their contestant and i pulled some contestants from members of the tadpool that weren't able to be here live scott you're going to be playing for raceland coil in swansea illinois that's a cool name raceland coil
Raceful one C.
I love that.
Brian, you're going to be playing for Tim in Colorado.
That's all he gave me, Tim in Colorado.
So like what is the polar...
What is the named opposite of Raceland Coil?
It would be Tim.
Tim.
Yeah.
Amazing.
All right.
I'm ready.
All right.
If you guys are ready, let's get to the game.
First question.
I was going to try and like dig through the questions and see if I could find some Halloween ones.
I didn't, so we're just going to go with these.
All right.
You both like the TV.
I like the TV.
Probably watched most of these shows.
I've seen TV.
Yeah.
Theme songs sung by actors from the show.
So the theme song of the TV show features vocals by actors from that show.
Oh, okay.
Your choices are, orange is the new black, 21 Jump Street, 8 is Enough, Laverne and Shirley, Walker, Texas Ranger, and One Tree Hill.
Walker, I'm sorry, Walker, Texas Ranger, is that really on here?
That's amazing.
It's really on there.
All right, that's amazing.
All right.
Dunaway, this is going to be a rough one, but I think I know one of these at least.
Yeah, that's what I feel too.
Obviously three of these, but boy, these are 21 Jump Street.
Who does that?
Who sings that?
An eight is enough?
That's, uh,
Johnny Depp sings 21 Jump Street
That's right
I love the idea that he does
All right you guys are both locked in
And
No way it's Walker, Texas Ranger
There's no way
Guess what, Scott?
Chuck Norris
sings the theme song
For Walker, Texas Ranger
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm not kidding you.
Holly Robinson does do the theme song
to 21 jumps street
And Grant Goodieve
The oldest son does the
theme for eight is enough.
Laverne and Shirley,
even though that sounds like
Cindy Williams and
so they don't say
Shemil, Shemazel, whatever,
get incorporated and do that part?
It is not actually
Laverne and Shalley.
I'm calling Pettie Marshall.
It is not Penny Marshall
and Cindy Williams
doing the theme song for that show.
All right.
I'm going to play a little bit
of the one's theme opening for Texas
so we can just hear
because I'm going to hear it so different now.
So here it goes.
Enjoy.
Chuck Norris is.
Okay, where's the singing?
In the eyes of a ranger.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
Yeah, so it's not singing as much as talking.
Gotcha.
Yeah, he's like rapping.
Because the eyes of a ranger are upon you.
Oh, my gosh, dude.
Oh, that's great.
That's horrifying.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I don't even know what to say about that, except let's do the next one.
Get your ranger eyes.
Off me.
The singer of
of Leverna and Shirley's
theme song, which is nothing
Make Our Dreams Come True,
is a singer named Cindy Greco,
and she's from Denver, Colorado,
and she went on to
join a pop group that performs at Six Flags Magic
Mountain.
Wow.
Moving on.
They didn't sing the rest of it,
but it's got to be them at the beginning,
talking, right?
Well, yeah.
It could be.
Yeah, when they're actually saying it
and kicking their legs, that's them.
It's possible.
I don't know.
That's what I'm saying.
That's part of the song.
Well, it is.
They're not singing, though.
That's a little chant before the theme song starts.
Yeah.
Also, I noticed your...
Oh, neither was Texas Ranger Boy.
I noticed your easy choice wasn't on here, Brian.
You could have done Frazier or something.
I guess that's an outro, though.
That would be an easy one.
That would be an easy one.
Baby, I hear the blues are called it.
Disalded and scrambled it.
All right.
Let's go to movies here with a very easy one, hopefully.
Classes at Hogwarts.
So which of these are actual classes?
And one can take, an aspiring wizard can take at Hogwarts.
Is it mesmerism, clairvoyance, astronomy, apparition, flying, or care of familiar spirits?
These are all hard.
I know, right?
I'm going to do...
When they would apparate, what would that be?
Teleporting? Disappearing?
No, apparition is...
conjuring something
and out of thin air.
Okay, so
wouldn't they just be...
Where's social studies?
Hold on. Apparition is
familiar.
Oh!
Okay.
Apparating was teleporting?
Apperating was teleporting?
Yeah, I thought apparition was teleporting, no?
I thought apparition was like your...
That's like a spirit, right?
It's a spirit.
Yeah.
I guess the definition
is a ghost or ghost-like image of a person
the appearance of something remarkable
unexpected, so.
Apperating.
Well, don't look it up now, Scott,
because you might see an answer.
I'm not going to see an answer, will I?
I've already locked in.
You've already locked in.
You've locked in, you can look it up.
Yeah, I already did.
Yeah, you've locked in.
He's locked in, look at it.
He's locked in, he's locked in.
Yeah, I'm not going to cheat.
All right, so we're locked in.
Are you locked in Dunaway?
Dunway is locked in, and Scott.
I know what I'm doing.
Got to right, apparition,
and astronomy, two of the classes
one can take at Hogwarts flying
but a mud hole. But clairvoyance,
mesmerism, and care of familiar spirits
are not. I am like
on this, I'm on this three week
zero losing streak.
Yes, there we go. So L. Fleming
221, yes. In Harry Potterverse,
it's teleportation. J.K. rolling
makes this shit up.
Yeah. Because they would say, oh, you
apparated here or something.
Yeah. Right?
Diagonally.
Yeah. Sorry.
one's yelling me in caps. There's your, there's your game, everybody.
Show the game, Scott. Yeah, there it is. All right. Well, Scott's in the lead with three points.
Brian Dunaway, you need some points to catch up here.
Yeah. How about some geography for you guys?
I want some cities in my mouth. Cities that are less than 500 miles away from Paris, France.
So you got your Paris. Three of these six cities are within 500 miles of Paris.
Is it? Madrid, Milan, Munich, everybody from pop music.
Dublin, Vienna, or Copenhagen.
Madrid, Milan, Munich, Dublin, Vienna, Copenhagen.
And how many?
Oh, one, no, I said, top in it 500 miles.
What?
Getting a phone call.
What do you want, BS people?
I mean, Germany's just over the, over the divide there, which isn't that far.
Rainbow?
Oh, geez.
These are hard.
three of them
okay I'm gonna just go for what I believe
and down the way you better
you better be picking three answers
because that's the only way you can win
I know
well shut up thinking
unless you're hoping for the time
I hope these people stop calling me
who's calling you work stuff
well I don't know I there
I pick three
there another zero pointer for me this week
three weeks in a row
all right
let's see Brian you have picked
Milan
and Vienna. Scott, you picked
Madrid and Munich.
Munich is correct, by the way.
Oh, good. Munich. It's where the Unique was.
Believe it or not, Dublin, Ireland
is within 5 miles of Paris.
So is Milan, so's
Milan, Munich, and Dublin.
No Madrid, no Vienna.
So zero points for you guys on this round,
meaning Scott wins because of his
Harry Potter knowledge.
Yeah, my Harry Peter. Congratulations.
Yeah, well done. Dunway.
Look, don't feel bad.
Three weeks is not a, it's not a trend.
It's a, it's a blip.
It's a blip, okay?
Three weeks in a row with zero points.
Look, if I was Tim in Colorado, I would be a little sad if I was Tim, but if I was
Rasslin Coil in Swansea, Illinois, I would be stoked.
For sure.
Yeah.
How could you not be?
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Games you guys are getting are, let me pull it up here.
I'm in the middle of doing the emails.
So, Raceland, you're going to be getting.
Omno and Emily is away
on Steam but Tim
you're also getting chicken police
so you're not going away empty hand
Oh chicken police is actually really good
That's fun cool
That's that weird one Brian remember you played this
Last year on the boop show before we ended it
It was like they looked like full size humans
But they were big turkeys and chickens and animals and stuff
And it was like a point in the game
Chicken Police do you remember this
Yes I love chicken police
Yeah it's like these illustrations and it's
A little bit of point-and-click adventuring, it's so much fun, though.
It's a mystery.
It's a, it's a noir.
Yeah, it's a very noir, all black and white, with a little bit of color here and there just to kind of make things weird.
It's a very weird, cool, cool game.
It's a lot of fun.
Yeah, so even though you lost him, you kind of won.
You're fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't feel bad.
No one, you know, no one's a loser here on TMS.
No.
Except for me.
Yeah, except for me.
Except for me three weeks in a row as zeros.
Yes.
This is a $20 game, too.
I'm back in school.
Yeah, this is a full-priced indie year.
you're doing good oh i forgot i had some shooting sequences it's a weird game i recommend everybody
actually go watch some youtube uh of the uh chicken police it's kind of adult in places a lot of fun
there's like strippers but they're like oh really it's weird dude it's really weird it's right
on the edge of being adultish yeah it's very odd anyway congratulations to everybody really
except done away you lost we've all really won yeah except for i think we won too because we got this
bad picture of done away we can use for things that's true yeah
That actually does increase our winning right there.
Yeah.
So, Dunaway, you got any hot plans tonight?
You can do anything cool?
Oh, absolutely.
I'm going to stay home.
I'm going to finally finish off.
So we know we watch Dark Castle's first film,
House on Cliff Hill, Haunted.
Haunted Hospital.
Yeah, Haunted Cliff Hospital.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we watched the first.
Yeah, we watched, right.
We watched the first one of those.
Well, I'm going to go on HBO and watch the latest one they have,
the orphan one.
the most recent one. I watched
I missed
Orphan, was it back
2009 or something? It's been a long
time, the first one. Watched it last
night. Bleu my mind.
Really? Blew it. So I'm pretty excited about
watching this latest Dark Castle production.
It's good, you say, eh? Interesting.
Yeah, well, I mean,
it's creepy. How's that? It's got
Vera Farminga, Peter Sarsgaard.
Oh, Sarsgarde. Do you guys
remember the good son? Do you remember that?
with McCauley was it McCauley Culkin or was this old brother which one was it oh which one was it you're right
Margo Martinale sorry I'm getting excited about this cast you make me want to see orphan now I've never seen it
yeah you haven't seen it so it's not old Warner brothers right now okay that's right because it was
Elijah Wood was the was the actual good son McCauley Culkin was the bad son yeah
what do you expect when you put it on Rory Culkin was in there as the as I think the little
brother or something is there a reason to sell right now for like
999 or something, I think.
Is there a reason the orphan...
Cheap enough for me to spend any money on that?
Is there a orphan, girl?
Orphan!
Is there a reason...
Is there a reason...
Is there a reason...
I'm talking about buying the good son?
I'm like, I'm not spending any money on that garbage.
What are you kidding me?
Never mind.
I'm good. I don't need to say it anymore.
I'm actually going to send it to you.
I'm going to send it to you in Discord because I want you to see this.
That's weird.
And you can explain...
Because you saw the movie, you can explain it to me.
So I'll send it to you, don't worry about it. Tomorrow, we got the, we got the show.
We're doing the, what are we doing? What are we doing? What's tomorrow? Play retro. We're doing it.
We're doing, we're doing fixed shooters early. Specifically, we're focusing on Gallagher, that series, Galaxian Galaga.
So what is the other one? Zerius. What is it? Zeno? What's the third one?
No, it's like. Part of the Galagia, Galaxian Galagia trilogy.
Ish. The third one was a Zeevius. Zivius? Zivius. That's it.
Yeah, Zivis is awesome. I've been playing a ton of those this week as well. Yeah, go ahead.
What's the one with the, obviously not Tempest, but there was one that was like Tempest where you were on the outside of a ring shooting inside.
That's Tempest, isn't it?
There was another one that was like that, but it wasn't vector.
Not Star Castle. Oh, okay.
Is it Star Castle?
Oh, not Star Castle, but it was...
Oh, crap.
No, I know which one you mean, and I can't think of the name.
Yeah.
We probably should bring that one up because that's a good one.
Yeah, because it's still, you're fixed on the outside of a, of a ring, but, um.
Yeah, and you shoot towards the center and they send things at you, but they, too, panic?
No, is it, is it, oh, you're thinking of sin a star.
Gyrus.
Oh, Gyrus.
Yeah, Gyrus is good.
Yeah, it's another fixed one, but you're fixed to an outside, uh, outside ring.
Thank you, the Raith 86.
We'll probably also talk about a bunch of other weird ones,
offshoots like Gorff and Comikaze 3 was a weird thing.
There's so many cool, so many cool stuff from that area.
My God, I'm curious to hear what Scott has said about the arcade scene
because I found so many Galaxian clones out there that were like,
yeah, like they're like a Pac-Man.
There's like a Pac-Man clone on a Galaxian machine.
It's weird.
Yeah, it's weird.
That's what Comic-Cazi 3 was, and it was like contraband.
My dad got it through some weird sources.
It wasn't like the normal way you would get these arcade machines,
and it was all like all under the table.
It was the freaking weird era.
So we're going to talk about all that crap.
That'll be tomorrow on Play Retro, Live at 3.30,
or get the podcast whenever you want.
Hey, Dunaway, kiss our butts.
Happy Halloween.
buddy all right uh we're going to do a news story or two before we take our break uh so here's that
enjoy that and dance by the light of the moon it's time for the news brought to you by a c battery on
the foot yeah i drop one on my foot and i hurt i'll bet those things are uh oh yeah they're bigger
than you think dense dense and uh missiles at least it wasn't a d battery that could break a toe no
I don't even know last time I saw a D battery.
It's been a long time.
Probably an old life.
Like, flashlights are really the only things we ever needed D batteries for, or giant boomboxes, neither of which we need anymore.
Like, our flashlights are all USB rechargeables and stuff like that.
Yeah, and even the ones that aren't are, you know, just a little slim triple A's or something.
Right, exactly.
Nothing compared to what they used to.
But boy, the 80s, the 80s and their D batteries, we had them.
Stupid D batteries.
Yeah, alkaline, freaking, those things that break and leak everywhere.
It was a bad. It was a bad time.
It was a good time in a lot of other ways, so I don't want to besmirch the entire decade.
Let's get into this story here.
We got one about a Boston area woman.
Boston area woman.
She's 55.
She unleashed a swarm of bees on sheriff's deputies who were serving an eviction notice.
Oh, no.
This was her response.
She was like, yo, I got bees.
Copper.
Come try to get me.
Not the bees.
Bees.
Deputies assigned to enforce an eviction in Western Massachusetts said they were attacked by a woman armed with a swarm of bees.
How was she armed with it?
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, just carrying a container of bees that she could unleash on them?
Yeah, I don't know how that works.
But anyway, it says...
Armed with a swarm of bees.
The deputies were enforcing the eviction at 49 Memory Lane in Long Meadow.
No way.
That's the Memory Lane.
That's what it's called.
And they spell it funny.
M-E-M-R-Y lane.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, M-M-M-R-Y.
Mimery Lane.
Mimri Lane.
If you walk down that street, you can find that black guy tap in his head.
That's right.
You get the salt chef and.
Yeah, they're all there.
The little girl going, why not both?
And the one looking all smarming backwards while her house is on fire, she's over there.
I love her.
She's pretty great.
She got a big NFT payout for that image.
I'm sure she did.
Yeah, right before.
Yeah, good to see.
At least, exactly.
Let her capital.
on the stupid NFT thing because nobody else is going to so that is true uh the deputies are
enforcing an eviction uh as i mentioned the SUV was driven by 55 year old and uh i guess they
were in there she was towing manufactured beehives during her oh in her SUV so that's how she did
it uh okay and then when they got up there they she let them loose just said here you go be go fly my
pretties fly she feels like such a great supervillain um the real life super villain right if she could
troll this swarm of bees and have them attack people, then we've got our, we've got it, we thought
it was going to be Schrelly. We thought it might have been Musk, but no, it's Boston Bee Woman.
It's Boston B woman. Yeah. It turns out, Muff's only superpower is to ruin Twitter.
That's right. Exactly. That's his superpower. You got to pay for your blue check market out.
If that's a true, they're going to try to charge 20 bucks for people's verification check.
Yeah. F off. In principle, I'm not paying that. Okay. That's
well we wouldn't have to pay because we're already verified right no no they take that away and you start paying where you start paying for it oh no way that's the leaked document yeah that can that can bite my show yeah you're not grandfathered in on that shit you you lose it or you pay for it and i'm out of principle i am zero interest i will never pay for that you're kidding me nope no no anyway um let's uh let's keep moving here uh here's a here's a story here to finish things out um about rats rats rats are
cool for Halloween
mainly, you know. These are Halloween. Temptleton was
my favorite. Do you have a favorite rat?
Yeah, probably
Remy, the rat from... Oh, Remy.
Remy's a great choice. Yeah, I liked
him. What about Splinter? Splinter was a pretty good
rat. Splinter's a really good rat.
I don't know about Ben or
Willard. I guess Willard was the dude's
name or what was...
Were they both the rats, Ben and Willard?
I don't know. The two movie rats?
What were they from?
Ben and Willard. The movies, Ben and
Willard.
It was like the
I never saw that.
The guy who befriended a rat.
They remade it with Crispin Glover.
Like you do.
My God, why have we not watched that for Filmsack?
He's apparently pretty good in the new one of those del Toro boxes of curiosity.
Oh, really haven't gotten to that one yet.
The first three, there's one that does involve a crap ton of rats, and it's excellent.
like here they're all really good
I've heard nothing but good things
I'm excited
oh really the early reviews that I saw were like
it's five tricks and one treat
is basically the way somebody described it
yeah that's a bummer
yeah but I've so far I've enjoyed
the first three that I've watched
they're really good
Nicodemus from from
the movie
what's called Secret of Nim he's great
oh yeah there's a good rat
good rat the Lee of the Stone
he would say
well anyway
I only like
Templeton when it's Paul Lynn's voice, though.
Oh, Charlotte.
I used to love that cartoon. It was so good.
I'll take X the Center Square.
Those two worlds always collided back then.
You couldn't help it.
Rats with backpacks could help rescue earthquake survivors.
This is kind of cool.
Cool.
Buildings don't just, or don't collapse very often, but when they do, it's catastrophic
for those trapped inside, obviously.
Nature or natural disasters like earthquakes and hurricanes can level entire towns.
And for the search and rescue teams trying to find
survivors as a painstaking task.
An unlikely savior
is being trained to help us out. That's right.
Rats.
Project conceived by Belgian
non-profit, Apopo.
It's APO-P-O-P-O,
I think is the, it's an acronym.
A-P-P-O-P-O.
O'P-P-O.
Is killing out rodents with tiny
high-tech backpacks to help find
or help first responders search
for survivors among rubble and disaster zones.
Quote, rats are typically
quite curious and like to explore
and that is key for the search and rescue says
Donna Keene, a behavioral
research scientist and lead of the project
in addition to their adventurous spirit
the small size and excellent sense of smell
make rats perfect for locating
things in tight places.
And there's a picture on this
article of a rat in a backpack.
Like, oh, thank goodness you've got some water.
Do you have any more water than this little
tiny thimbleful that you just gave me?
Because we'd like more. I need more. Oh, why didn't it work?
Hold on. I can't get this link to work. There we go.
So I think this is a fake image.
Oh, that's awesome.
That's a little 3D printed looking backpack situation there.
It's pretty cool.
It almost looks like I guess that's probably a camera on the front.
It looks like a camera on the front.
Yeah.
Kind of looks like a laser, which I think is kind of cool.
Oh, thank you, Ratt.
You're saving me with your camera and your GPS.
Oh, please don't start eating my finger.
I'm pinned under a chunk of stone.
Oh, ow, don't eat my finger.
Just get people here.
Yeah, save me.
That's the problem, right?
you know what that rat's going to do once he finds you what's he going to do oh why are you pooping
on my face rat stop that oh they don't know when to stop pooping is the problem they just poo yeah
i want to draw this rat and then put like you should oh you can totally high-tech that rat out like
would be like a little borg rat yeah and i want like a dude on top like a little man controlling the
giant mutant rat yeah now we're talking this might happen this might happen today
I had a wickro stout scot the most moment, by the way.
So I watched Halloween for TV Travis's show.
Wait, you haven't seen.
We talked about that last night.
And then immediately afterwards, because the movie takes place immediately after Halloween,
I watched the 1981 sequel Halloween, too.
And there is a complete and total wickrose stout Scott the most moment as Michael Myers comes up behind a,
nurse who's in the frisky mood and he puts his hand on her on her shoulder and she grabs
his hand and starts like kissing and putting her finger his fingers in her mouth
it's Michael Myers Michael Myers fingers I don't want okay A I don't want anyone's fingers anywhere
near my mouth number one number two he's a disgusting horrible half dead guy
exactly oh man that would gross me out his fingers and she still doesn't realize that it's not her
boyfriend who's dead in the other room.
That's horrifying.
I don't like it.
On all levels that I don't like it.
All right.
We're going to take a break when we come back some time with our old pal Steven Schleiker
from major spoilers.
And then today for a Halloween treat, Monica, aka Wicked Kitten, will be here to talk
about her favorite Halloween movies to see this year from the podcast, GOR, not to be
confused with Core, totally different thing.
And so I'm very excited about it.
this. So you may know her from when she does
the playdates with us.
She also hangs out with us when we have our
couch parties.
Now's the time for you to hear her.
Yeah. She's great.
We love Monica.
So she'll be here shortly. I'm not going to call
her Nicole for the entire conversation.
Or Veronica.
Or Veronica. Both of these things have happened before.
Anyway, all that and more coming right up after
this song that you have to tell me about.
I will tell you about it. This is a great
band name, Swiss Army Wife.
What a great name for a band.
Hey, they have a brand new single, and it's called Halloween.
Couldn't think of a better day to play it than Halloween.
This is a Portland, Oregon emo band that's really good.
If you don't like emo, you might actually like this.
It's not full-on Blink 182-sounding stuff.
Here is the band Swiss Army Wife and their brand new single, Halloween.
Halloween 2016
Atom the time of spiritual healing
Minds are freezing
whole in your kitchen
Trying to sustain the feeling of
Picking out the good stuff like golden hands in your truck
Skipping class to think of
Tattoo ideas and bailing on college
Metacize the war on the cheap here and bad drugs
Just gotta take in love
Tire on a cold
Just gotta wait a
Diz decision
A drunken confession
We're wearing a mask is and on nurse books
Rift-out meetings, teenage feelings,
arising I can't tell if you're still breathing.
Now I'm picking out the good stuff,
like all your man's in your truck,
skipping glass to think of,
tattoo ideas are failing on college.
Romanticize the warm hug,
I'm treating with back drugs
just gonna taste and love, tired of cold.
Just gotta believe that.
Is she waiting?
Is she waiting?
Is she awake?
All right.
Can you go?
Okay.
Can you work?
Pardon?
Can you work?
Yeah, I can see if he's laying right down in front.
I need to work with you.
Okay.
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Here's an outdoor activity your whole family can enjoy together.
Organize a neighborhood scarecrow contest.
One year, we want to smoke turkey for a creation like this.
Do I have to exercise?
The answer to your question is milk.
Morning stream.
Tear out bad wood, put in goodwood.
All right, we're back.
I think I played that one twice.
I played that Goodwood thing earlier.
I think I did.
Maybe.
I think it's supposed to be this one.
Let's play this one.
The morning stream.
He ought to be kept on a short leash.
I think that was it.
It's true.
I don't know.
Who knows what I'm pushing.
Brian, tell me what that song was again, though.
Yeah, that's Portland, Oregon Band.
Swiss Army wife and their brand new single Halloween.
Nice.
All right.
Let's get her done here with the Stephen.
I like that idea.
Yeah.
I like it a lot.
Seems like a fine idea.
I mean, he's there.
Why the hell not?
Might as well, right?
I mean, why not?
Stephen Schleiker.
Stephen Schleiker.
Happy Halloween to our old pal Stephen, who hails to us from major spoilers.com.
in Hayes, Kansas. Welcome back, Stephen. How are you?
Hello, Scott. Hello, Brian.
Oh, very scary.
I want to spoil your majors.
What's your, what are you doing today for Halloween?
Anything cool?
As little as possible.
I'm with you.
The middle age, the middle schooler doesn't want to go trick-or-treating,
so he's going to hand out candy, which probably means I'll hand out candy.
And the high schooler is just like,
and it's like, oh, you're going as Frankenstein.
Perfect.
Yeah, nice.
So you're just hang out with, you're going to hang out with friends and stuff?
That's what they usually get.
He's going to go, I think he's going to go do a party or something with friends.
And I said, do you need a costume?
He's got one, which probably means his fuzzy slippers and, uh, hoodies and, uh, hooded
exactly.
Yeah.
Well, as long as he doesn't come home with a, with his heroin friend, you'll be fine.
Don't worry about it.
You'll be all good.
Oh, you know his heroin friend.
Look, everybody's got a good heroin friend in the wings.
That's the deal.
That's how we work.
Hey, it's good to have you here.
We're going to talk about a few things.
on this Halloween.
Maybe some of you are being Venom.
Well, good news.
You'll be being Venom for Halloween
and watching Venom 3 at some point.
Who's directing this thing?
What's going on?
So the interesting thing here is Kelly Marcell,
who was the producer and writer
of the first two Venom movies,
has been hired to direct the third movie
for Sony Pictures, Tom Hardy returning.
No idea what the concept is going to be on this,
especially if you watch the most recent
Spider-Man's movie where
he seems to fade out of one reality
and part of the Venom
symbiote sticks around into the
Marvel universe so
yeah there's such a great tease at the end of
Venom too of like oh my gosh wow
and then they kind of like point most of it
out for far from home
that bummed me out I was really hoping they would try to connect that
more but yeah I know we get a little
bit there's still a little bit of symbiote
floating around that's true
I always use a little symbiote in our lives
Yeah, sure.
Why is her name familiar?
What's surprising is people are like, oh, those movies are horrible.
I don't think so.
I think they were fine for what they are.
And the second movie brought in $507 million.
So that's nothing to sneeze at there.
Hey, you know, I'd rather watch that than Morbius again.
So there's something.
How much it would it take for you to sit down and watch Morbius every day for two years?
Oh, for two years.
Where you literally had to sit down.
down and it's not like you couldn't have it on in the background.
You had to literally sit down and watch it.
No,
every day.
I padded my lap doing something else while I'm watching it.
No.
Would you do it for a million dollars?
$25,000 is my...
I'd do it for $25,000.
That's your indoor?
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
What about you, Scott?
I would need...
It's a lot, dude.
How much do I have to pay attention?
Like, how much do I have to prove that I'm watching it?
Like, is it?
You can't have your phone.
You can't have your iPad in your lap.
But I can nap, you know, like kick off for an hour and a half, just sleep.
I can do that or no.
Who's going to, who's going to check on?
I don't know if we have to do a clockwork orange on it or not.
I need your eyes pride open like clockwork orange.
Okay.
Let's say if that's the case, a hundred thousand.
I need more.
That's not enough.
I know.
It is a full two hours a day dedicated to this for the, you know, basically 700 times.
It's a lot.
It's a whole lot.
I would need more money.
100K may not even be enough.
For anything, you know what?
Now, so what is that?
That's like 1,400 hours, divide that into your, into your $25,000, Brian.
And I'll tell you what your hourly weight.
Oh, yeah, that's really good point.
Would you say 1,400 hours?
Maybe I'm not going high enough either.
Do you say 1,400 hours?
It's like 14, if it's a two-hour movie and you've got to watch it for 700 times.
That's 58 days of my life, 58 and a third days of my life gone.
for two years watching Morbius.
Yeah, you're not getting paid enough.
You need more than 25K.
I think I need more than 25K.
Yeah, I think that's the only way to do it.
And at what point would you just run out of the room screaming and say,
I can't take this anymore.
What would happen is I'd be like Bill Murray and Groundhog Day,
and I'd just start repeating the lines as they're saying it.
Oh, yeah.
You're Venom.
Oh, baby.
Ready, ready.
I don't want to do this for any movie.
I'm sorry, Morbius.
Not Venom.
Morbius.
You could say, hey, it's Fury Road, Scott.
I'd still don't want to do this.
that often. That's too much for anything.
Yeah, I couldn't do that with, you know,
with Hudson Hawk or Spice World or
Shawshank, any of that stuff. Couldn't do it.
Yeah, you don't, that's not a way to watch these things.
Real quick, she...
I would have to be a movie that I didn't care about
that it was, because I knew it was going to get ruined
for me, so it couldn't be a movie that I loved,
but it also couldn't be a movie that I hated.
It had to be some sort of middle of the road movie.
Now, should we worry about this
Venom Lady at all? Because let me just tell you what
her writing credits include.
I mean, Venom 1 and Venom 2.
Well, there's more than that here.
We got Terra Nova, that terrible TV show.
That was not good.
I love the concept, just poorly executed.
Last episode took it in finally in a direction where it was danger and they canceled it.
It's like, oh, she started with that guys.
Saving Mr. Banks.
It's all right.
It's pretty good.
Oh, it was great.
Yeah. Next up, though, we got 50 shades of gray, the first one.
Okay.
She did the screenplay for that.
As director?
Okay, screenplay.
Yeah, none of these are directions.
These are all written.
Yeah, I think this might be her early first directing one.
Yeah, this might be her.
I think the Venom 3 might be her very first directing job.
50 Shades of Grey.
Venom.
Cruella, which was that follow-up deal.
She did the story on that one, the teleplay for that.
Venom, let there be carnage.
The Changeling, the television series.
Okay.
I didn't see that.
I don't know much about that.
Oh, that's still coming out, I guess.
And then Venom 3.
So, you know, good luck to her, is all I'm saying.
I mean, you look at someone like Max Goyer, right?
I mean, he's got the same thing, where sometimes he's like,
doing brilliant stuff and then other times it's like oh this is horrible yeah so you know you can
yeah i don't think you can just lump somebody into a bad writer or bad director especially as
like if they keep getting gigs and people still pay them money uh and if their properties
are making money then they must be doing something right sure yeah now i'm going to tell you about
this next story a little bit oh okay not has there been there has not been more freak out
I know right
That since
Tenry Cavill was announced
As Superman
Has there been as much freak out
As him leaving the role
Of the Witcher,
a.k.a. Goralta Rivia.
People are losing their minds
That he's leaving
After three seasons.
And Liam Hemsworth,
one of the hemies,
stepping in as the main dude.
What do you think of this,
Stephen?
How are you feeling about that?
I'll be interested to see.
I don't, you know,
so far from my understanding
is that the Netflix
series has not really followed the books that closely, and that is one of the reasons
maybe why Henry Cavill is leaving. Also, there's this other thing about him being Superman
again. And then he's also Sherlock Holmes, if you haven't seen that show. He's good in that. I
really like him in that. Yeah, he is really good at that. So there was news that are coming out of
the writer's room that, yeah, they really aren't paying, you know, any kind of respect to the property
itself and make fun of it, and they don't like the video games. And Henry Cavill is like, you
guys really need to follow this. So there may have been some disagreement going on there that
the writer's room wasn't taking the property seriously. And that may be one of the reasons why
he left. Now, if they're not taking the property seriously, we saw in season two, spoiler alert,
there's a whole bunch of witchers running around, or at least until some of them died. So I don't
know why Liam Hensworth couldn't be a different witcher in that world. He could be. I don't know why
he has to be gerald he could be but the well see this and that's true because the time frame
the these are rip pulling from her from the books and the books are set before he's basically
one of the last very few witchers left and that happens way later so but my understanding is
the character gerald is literally being taken over by yeah oh yeah he's going to be he's going
to be girl yeah and i'm going to by the way hold total judgment on this because it's probably fine
The Witcher is, whatever the Witcher is.
I really like Henry Cavill, just generally speaking.
I think that guy's really cool.
And I'd rather him not leave, but I'm not like in full hate mode because
Liam Hensworth's there.
It's fine.
You know, the Hemsworth's, they're all fine.
You could have done the lumpy Hemsworth.
That's the older one, the one from Westworld.
Put him in there.
That'd have been fine, whatever.
Chad Hemsworth.
Yeah, Chad or Bobby or whatever it is.
I don't know what's name.
Trevor.
Trevor Hemsworth.
That's the one.
But yeah, it's fine.
whatever. I'm not going to freak out until I see it.
There are a lot of people freaking out about it.
Yeah. And I get that.
But I also think Henry Cavill's stars back on the rise.
So what are you going to do?
He's going to go do other cool stuff.
So I really like him.
I just hope Liam balks up like Cavill was.
I mean, he may need to get on his brothers, Chris Hemsworth,
has this whole training, online training regime thing that you can sign up for to get
bulk like Chris Hemsworth.
So maybe Liam will sign up for that.
I thought he was pretty big already, no?
Wasn't he pretty a sizable dude?
I know the other brother just looks like us
Yeah, the Chris Hemsworth is the bulky one
I think
Because Liam certainly wasn't very bulky
In the Hunger Games stuff
No, that was a while ago now
It was a while ago
So he may have bulked up since then
But what has he, what have we seen him in since then?
That's a really good point
I feel like I haven't seen him in anything
I'm sure it was like a maze runner or something
That he was in that
Oh yeah
I remember that series
There was probably a maze runner
Yeah wasn't he in some runner
movie about mazes or something?
Yeah. I thought I saw him in something
recent. Hold on. We're going to find this.
Maybe you did. Yeah. And I don't remember
him looking huge. So
it kind of goes to your point that he's going to have to bulk up for
this. Okay, here we go. I saw him
in
uh,
uh,
what, no, that ain't it.
Uh, let's see.
Uh, my busy. Things in the giant peach. No,
not that one. Was it the duel?
Was he in the duel?
No, that's the Western duel.
Oh, yeah, not the one with David.
He was in the Muppets, the TV series.
Yeah.
You know what?
And that was 2015.
It has been a while.
Okay.
So Brian's right.
Well, there you go.
Hasn't been around.
Maybe, you know, he's had time to bulk up.
So let's keep our hopes up high.
My hopes are high.
I'm feeling them.
They're pretty high.
They're up there.
Sure. Sure.
All right.
Well, there's that.
And then finally, Brian actually picked this up.
Cameron Crow is considering joining the MCU with a dazzler movie.
Why Cameron Crow, why dazzler?
Why are those two together?
What's going on there?
Well, the dazzler movie has been in the works for a long, long time.
Like, it seems like every year you hear, oh, Marvel is considering a dazzler movie.
Yeah.
Well, Fox was for a long time.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, for like a Hulu series.
Yeah.
I think Cameron Crow with his background with Rolling Stone and just doing music-based
movies. I think that would
actually be really good to see him try to
take on a
what's that movie that he did
Almost famous. Almost famous.
Yeah, doing almost famous with Dazzler kind of stuff.
Yeah, now here's the thing, right? Doing something modern
you can't really do disco anymore unless maybe
she's a drag queen, which I'm not opposed to that idea
of Dazzler being a drag queen.
I think I got a pitch for you.
Pitch it. Okay. All right. I think.
So if you're going to go with blonde-haired
a dazzler.
Sure.
What if you did a kind of a Titanic with two roses?
You have an old rose who bookends the story, and she's telling the story of her younger
self back in the day.
Sure.
And the old dazzler is played by Debbie Harry.
Oh.
And the young dazzler is played by, I don't know, Taylor Swift is fine, I think, in that role.
Taylor Swift is one of the names that's been thrown out.
Actually, Cameron is saying, uh, duelipa that, uh, that he's like.
She'd be pretty cool.
I think Rihanna has been dropped a couple times if you've seen her performance in Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets.
She does a great.
Battleship.
Yeah, sure.
Who's seen that one?
Anybody?
No?
He did for film sack.
Just because we watched it for film sack.
Yeah.
We had a good time with that movie.
But if you wanted to, if you wanted to bring in, I think it'd be really interesting to do like a, you know, maybe do some manipulation where you have some old Debbie Harry footage.
but manipulate it with Taylor Swift in that part
and then you can kind of blend that together
to tell that story.
Yeah.
That's not a bad idea.
Then you have to go back and explain,
you know, where she was during the blip,
but, you know, how come she didn't join the...
Oh, okay, there you go.
She's had her power.
She's like, I don't just don't want to get involved anymore.
Disco's dead.
Yeah, disco's dead.
Why should I get involved?
She's bitter.
She's bitter about the whole thing.
I kind of like it.
And, boy, no one can play bitter more than Debbie Harry.
I think she's got the look that's like, no, I'm done.
I'm out of that world.
Do you think they would set this in the 70s, possibly?
I mean, that throws your whole idea in the trash, but, you know, like what they, if they, if they keep the, the disco theme.
She could easily be an EDM queen, you know?
Yeah, she doesn't have to be, maybe instead of roller skates, she's got one of those weird, one-wheel, motorized roller things that she runs around on.
I don't know.
Yeah.
but yeah she doesn't it doesn't need to be tied to her power is sound not necessarily disco so let her be an edm an edm thing and she you know edm probably better for uh firing off bolts than disco because it's it's it's oots oots oots
yeah they could get a marshmallow in there and a bunch of other right right yeah but if you're going to hire duelipa you're going to get power pop i think i don't think they're going to just have her do you know edm doesn't sound right to me because those are just like DJs right they're not singing and you're
you'd want her to sing, wouldn't you?
Or Taylor Swift or any of them.
Possibly. Yeah.
Otherwise, why are you hiring them?
You could just hire, I don't know.
But she could do, like, she could do vocals over EDM without any problem.
Well, that's true.
So the thing about Dazzler was she was kind of a one-off kind of thing.
Let's play up on the time period and then disco died.
And so the character died.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you kind of would need to find somebody who's very pop-centric right now to kind of play into the, to that irony.
And then so I think you would.
need to get Adulipa or
Taylor Swift or somebody like that to
bring in the crowd because
otherwise, Dazzler is like
Not a draw. Not a draw. If you're
just like, hey, everybody, remember Zanadu?
How about we turn that into a Marvel movie?
And then it's like, no, no one's going to show up for that.
Oh my gosh, I never considered that.
Zanadu is basically
Dazzler. I didn't even think about that.
That's what that is.
Kind of, right? The Olivia Newton, John Mews
is kind of, uh, has the
she's not shooting fire bolts, but she
changing the
surroundings and
apparating
let's use apparating
she's apparating
Fred Astaire.
Sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well,
maybe aspirating
Fred Astaire as well.
I'm interested in it.
We'll see what happens.
Cameron Crow.
I mean, it's rumor right now.
I mean, it's nothing confirmed.
So just take it all with a grain of salt
and play a what-if game with your friends.
If you're going to put Cameron Crow
and, you know,
have him do something for the MCU,
it has to be music related.
And there's so few superheroes that you could do that are music-related.
So it totally makes sense.
Well, there you have it then.
That's all she wrote.
Lots going on.
Fun times.
Venom 3, New Witchers, Cameron Crowe, maybe MCU in it.
Who knows what the future will bring.
But I do know this.
Yeah, tell me about your future.
Yeah.
Episode 1,000.
Right?
Yes, with the D.
Yes.
1,000.
And, yeah, I get to be on episode 1,000.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow night.
Yeah, exactly.
We record it tomorrow night, release it, and then people will be able to listen to it and enjoy it.
And if you're out doing your trick-or-treating stuff tonight, you're going to be doing a lot of walking.
It's probably going to be warm.
You're going to be wearing your hot costumes like Brian is.
Just remember to stay high.
I'm going to try.
It's really cold here now, but I'll try.
Oh, so hot with that.
I mean, even this here in the basement.
This is a very hot shirt.
sweatshirt.
Super hot.
Super hot.
Super hot.
I took the dog out this morning.
It was like 33 degrees.
It was too cold.
I don't like that.
All it would take is a quick storm and we'd be covered in snow right now.
So we're prepared for it.
Okay.
Thank you for all of that.
Let's get Monica in here.
Yeah.
And see what's up.
Perfect Halloween guest to have on this show.
I agree.
She shows us a way, but that doesn't mean anything.
It doesn't mean anything.
She could be set to a way.
I don't know.
Right.
I don't really have a good theme for her, so I'm just going to make something up here.
Do you have a good Halloween song or like a scary, spooky, spooky?
Well, let's see.
How about I play?
Oh, I know.
Here we go.
Oh, I don't think that's very good.
All right, let's see what we got.
Let's just play this short one, see what it is.
Look, look, Halloween.
Oh, there you go.
That's pretty good.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, that works really nice.
Welcome to the program, Monica.
Wicked Kitten 13, you know her as normally around the community.
Hello, Monica.
How are you this morning?
Hello.
Hi.
You sound great.
Yeah.
Are you home?
I'm going to shoot you video because I dressed up for Halloween.
Yes.
Oh, well, if you dressed up for sure.
Send us video.
Hold on here.
Bye.
I'll pull it up for the chat.
Boom, bam, Bip.
Wait a minute.
Nice.
I can't get it to go over there.
Why?
That's very weird.
Oh, there we go.
There's Monica.
Look at her.
Yay.
I like the hat. Very cool hat.
Yeah. So, Monica, Nicole, Veronica is what I'd like to call her.
For Monica, as somebody said in chat, I like that.
Vermonical. I thought you were at work today. You're at home today. That's cool.
Oh, no, I left work.
Oh, screw those guys. Yeah. F of that.
You got a show called Gore, which we'll talk about later and point people to and all of that.
But as a result, you're always talking about horror movies. And you're a big fan, it turns out, of the horror movies.
So if I was to walk up to you on the street and say,
Hey, lady, what's going on with the Halloween movies this year?
What should I be putting my peepers on?
Do you have a recommendation you'd make?
What would you say?
Well, first, there's this movie called Barbarian.
Darn, I've already, Scott, got already recommended that.
So, yeah.
Did you like that, though?
Did you watch it and like it?
I assume you liked it.
Oh, I've been waiting for it because a bunch of people in the horror community
they've seen it and they were like oh you have to see this don't even look it up just just watch
it immediately unless you know going in the more you like it for sure so um i give it i give it five
bub bubba's up yeah i made all my friends watch it too so claire watched it
oh did claire watch it what did claire think did she freak out she probably freaked it she really
liked it yeah she was she was very enthralled by it i guess that's good she liked it all right um
The first thing I wanted to talk about is actually Guillermo del Toro's cabinet of curiosities, because I finished it.
Yeah.
And I think it's fantastic.
Obviously, it's like most anthologies, you know, hit or miss, and it depends what you like.
But there's a story in there, the autopsy, that I think Scott is going to love.
Jeez, yeah, with F. Marie Abraham.
Oh, I love F. Murray Abraham.
I love everything he's in.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's my favorite personally, and I think you'll like that, too.
The one with the rats, the grave robber, I really, really like because it's like one of those individual, like one of those Twilight Zone, one character showcase kind of episodes.
It's funny you bring that up because I'm watching it, and I'm watching it with my co-host, De Dreadlord, or you know him as Wesley, and I'm just like, this seems so familiar.
I know this story from somewhere.
And, you know, sometimes they take stories from other places.
Right.
Well, it was one of the stories from a movie called Trilogy of Terror 2,
which is like the little Zuni fetish doll.
Do you remember that movie?
The little doll running around.
Well, anyway, it was from that movie.
Really? Okay.
Probably not done nearly as well either.
Oh, no.
This is incredibly well done.
The entire show has just got this shining.
to it and
Guillermo de Toro is adorable
he is so great comes out like
Alfred Hitchcock
he's so great it's fantastic
like I can't it's really
something special so I want everyone to watch that
that's good to hear about how he presents them
because he's apparently a gigantic
like dyed in the wool
Hitchcock fan and
that's kind of what Alfred Hitchcock used to do
come out for this Hitchcock presents stuff and go
and then present the thing
I think that's
It's a nice tribute.
He's wearing a little soup.
He's not smoking like Rod Serling either, which is good.
He cares about his health.
No, but he's just so cute with his little accent and his glasses.
It really is.
And that cool little box, the cabinet that he walks around.
It's so cool.
Quick side note.
When's that his Pinocchio thing's coming out soon, right?
When is this?
Oh, this looks so good.
His stop motion Pinocchio movie that Del Toro just finished.
I can't find the date
Anyway, I cannot
Oh, here it is, December 9th, so it'll be out
A couple months
I'm so looking forward to that I can barely handle it
Anyway, continue on
So you got that, that's a pretty good one
So if you're looking for something
Big production
There's this movie that
It just came out of theaters
Called The Invitation
It's not actually streaming anywhere yet
You can rent it, you can buy it, I'm sure it'll
show up somewhere, but it is
fantastic
directed by Jessica
M. Thompson, and it just
feels like Gothic horror in a modern
time, and there's
like some new vampirals.
Like, I just, I think it's very interesting.
If you've seen the movie Ready or Not from like a few
years ago, it feels in the same
vein as that movie.
Yeah, I like that one. It's like a fish out of.
The new girlfriend, we're going to, you know,
we're going to break her into the family by.
Yeah, except she's not the
girlfriend, she's like, she, her parents have died and she, she did one of those DNA tests to see
where she came from. And she had family in England that randomly are like, yeah, come to this
wedding. I missed the title on that. What was it again? The invitation. The invitation.
From 2022, because there's one from 2015. You want the one from this year when that comes out.
Nice. Cool. So another movie that's more of like a, like a slow burn paranoia story. It's very, very
simple is called the Watcher. It's on Shudder. It's, it came out this year, and it's directed
by Chloe Akunu. That's how I'm going to pronounce it or whatever. But it's basically this
woman, she moves to Romania with her husband. She doesn't know the language. She doesn't
know anything. And she starts to realize that she lives in a beautiful apartment with like a big
windows and things. And she starts to realize that there's somebody on the other side just
staring in all the time. And it starts to mess with her mind.
Oh, hey, Brian, it's got your Bobby Carnivali guy in it.
No, no, that's the other The Watcher that is...
Oh, that's the Netflix, The Watcher.
Yeah, that...
Never mind.
Why are there two watchers in the same year?
Bobby Carnivali, but that one I hear, thanks to J.K. Grammer, I hear that one's crap.
Oh, really?
Netflix, The Watcher.
Why are there two watchers? That's annoying.
Well, this is just Watcher.
The other one is, I think, The Watcher.
But, yeah.
There's also, like, there's a bunch of watcher movies.
movies. There's one with Keanu Reeves from
2006 or something.
And none of them feature a bald guy out in space
who's just keeping an eye on everything for Marvel,
which really bums me up. Yeah. What the
issue was that watcher. Oh, I like Byrne
though. He's in this new one, the one you're talking about.
Oh, yeah. Oh, I like him a lot.
He's, yeah. Anybody with the name, Byrne,
I don't even care if it's real. I love it.
Normally he's got that
great accent, but it's Romania, so I think he's
pretending to be Romanian or something for the movie.
He can do that. He can be any
British person you need, or sorry, any
foreign
European person you need
at the drop of a hat
or he can come fake an American
accent and pull that off too.
That dude can be anything
anywhere all the time.
Like you need a mob boss,
an Armenian mob boss?
I got a good guy for his name is
Byrne Gorman.
Burn Gorman.
Yeah.
All right.
It stars the,
it stars the chick that was
yeah,
I say chick.
The chick that was the lead
and it follows.
So I enjoy her a lot.
Which is another one.
Oh no, I think I did see.
it follows. That's the one where
basically you've got this
supernatural terror that follows you
until you pass it along to somebody else by
having sex with them. Is that it?
Yeah, the one with the
it's basically the one where people would just
like follow you with that blank face
which you thought was the most terrifying thing
until you saw the trailer for Smile
and you were like,
why are people smiling?
It's creepier, yeah, for sure.
Did you hear about the advertising campaign
for Smile the movie? They had people
in the stands of like baseball games
just standing there in the shirts
for the movie and just smiling.
Oh, that's great.
It was, I can't even smile like that.
I don't even know how those people do it.
They have like bigger mouths than I do.
Oh, that's great.
Wow.
It's, um, yeah, so that's fantastic.
It feels like it's been a solid year for,
for horror stuff, big and small.
Doesn't it feel that way?
It feels like it's been a good year.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
There's lots of good stuff coming out.
Um,
I guess if you want some family-friendly stuff,
I watched this movie called The Curse of Bridge Hollow, came out this year.
It's got like Marlon Waynes and the little sister from Stranger Things.
It's on Netflix.
Pariah Ferguson?
Say who that is?
Hold on.
Pariah Ferguson is the girl.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's cool.
You know, it's just like your family and Halloween.
There's a lot of spooky things.
I don't know if it's like PG-13 or something, but it was just like fun.
It was just, you know, like a fun little movie.
It was probably better than The Haunted Mansion, but I've never seen that, so I can't tell you.
Yeah, lots of, like...
Rob Riggles in this.
I like Rob Riggle a lot.
Oh, my God, there's some funny stuff in there, I'm telling you.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, so that's your funny family one.
Nice.
And if you're just looking for silly camp, my last movie is called Vicious Fun.
It's from 2020, so it's been a while.
But it's trope as heck.
They pretend to be in the 80s, and it's about this dude who accidentally ends up in a meeting
of serial killers
and he has to like pretend his way through it
so that they don't realize that he's not
and kill him
and it's just really silly
and that's on Shutter.
I haven't seen that either.
2020, here it is.
Vicious fun.
Oh, this looks great.
I like this
something about the look of this.
Oh, you know who's in this?
That's weird.
I can't think of his name.
I can't either.
The bald guy, right?
bald guy. Yeah. He's a million
things. We all know him.
Oh, where it is? David Cochner
or Cochner, how do you say his name?
Oh, Keckner. David Keckner.
From the anchorman and
yeah. Yeah. Get smart, all that
stuff. He's great. I love that guy.
All right. Well, great picks.
Why don't you run down all the names in rapid succession
again for all those people who forgot to write it down.
Yeah. Okay.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to like
make sure something.
It was the first one. Then there was
Gamel del Toro's Cabin and Curiosities on Netflix.
Got it.
We've got the invitation, not really streaming anywhere, sorry.
Watcher on Shudder, vicious fun on Shudder, and the Curse of Bridge Hollow on Netflix.
Nice.
Look at this nice, easy, concise list.
Shit out of luck.com.
That's where you go to get it.
Awesome.
Well, it's great to have you on.
It's also really fun having you on couch party and on our play dates.
You're not only a great addition to that, but you're also really good.
organizing people.
I really appreciate that.
I'm a cat herder.
Yeah, I feel like we'd be screwed
without you there doing that.
Anything else you'd like to say to the folks?
Tell them where Gore is.
Where's Gore?
Oh, yeah.
So I do, I do, Claire, that's the wrong link.
I do a horror podcast.
It's called Gore, much like Core.
I didn't steal it, I swear.
I stole it.
I believe.
But it's on anchored.
fm slash Gore Podcast,
or you follow us on Twitter at Gore Podcast.
Nice.
And even if you're not,
not looking for gore per se. You know what I mean? Like the actual gore. It's not like you
guys hyper focus on gore. It's just part of the name. But you're going to get like a broad
range. You're going to get like the slashes of the 80s, the weird stuff in the 70s, horror
movies today. It's a great time. Go watch it. Each one of the hosts is like we all have
different flavors. We bring different stuff to the to the table. And I even have Claire who doesn't
really watch horror movies listening to the show. So then she doesn't even have to watch
the movie if she doesn't want to. There, see? Even Claire, even the Irish can duck out.
Nice job, Claire. Have a fantastic, safe Halloween, and tell New Jersey hello for us. We'll see you next time.
Nice. I forgot to mention she's in New Jersey, everybody. Oh, yeah. Go find her.
Go find her in New Jersey. We'll docks her right here and let you know where she's out.
That's right. Exactly. All right. We're nearly done. However, a couple of quick things. I got a very fun game plan for you tomorrow, Brian.
Ooh, can't wait. You're all going to have to tune in and find.
out what November 1st has in store for Brian Abbott and his um his trivia mind okay
we're gonna challenge it and see how it goes um yeah it'll be good i promise uh let's get out
here with some quick text from you find folks at home this one here from tony abbott who sent
this to 801 471 0462 he says i have to know why titanium isn't so great i have a titanium rod
in my femur that goes from my hip to my knee because i was in a car accident in high school he now is
worry because everyone's be smirching the titanium on bill's segment i could have said this true tomorrow but
you know i don't think bill knows either he's just sort of like yeah whatever titanium so if
someone out there wants to tell us why titanium's not so great maybe let tony know so that he's not
you know he's got he's got a whole bunch of it in his body why is it bad what's wrong with titanium
what's the deal all right there's tony's here's an email from josh in san antonio texas who says for
TMS.
Occasionally you all
mention a guy named
Eagle something.
Who is he?
What is the backstory?
From what I can tell,
he's a former host
and a Doomsday Prepper.
I would love to know the history there.
Just go look it up.
Look third Eagle of the Apocalypse
up on YouTube and listen
and look at his top rated videos,
the ones that have gotten the most views.
Those are the ones we glommed on to
in the early days.
Because it was DIA, it was, you know,
Denver Airport is a big swastika,
looks like a penis filled with
with um what the lumini paintings and uh that sort of thing um not a former host of this show but a
former host of his own show yeah third eagle books is his youtube channel oh yeah now these day
it's just i'm going to pray for a thing of the day that i don't want to have happen yeah we want
the pope to give give it up today so let's do one for the pope let's give it up for the pope
yeah he's he's really boring these days but he was never a part of this show other than us
through his stuff and making fun of his content.
So Josh, I hope that helps.
If you want to be like Josh and Tony,
80147.1.442 is where you can send those texts.
Or you can email us the morning stream at gmail.com.
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That's a cool name, Lonnie.
It's a great name. Swaggarty.
I love it.
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Brian, that's all I've got.
Do you have anything else, or should we do a sign?
I have nothing else.
I'm going to try and hook up with Hammond today, see if he wants to record a soundography.
You've got to listen to the, or no, a movie episode for our patrons.
So if you're a patron of soundography, that'll go out to you.
But other than that, yeah, happy Halloween.
Probably if you're in the Denver area, you wouldn't need a ride somewhere.
Maybe you'll get me as your lift driver.
Oh, wear something weird.
So Brian has stories, okay?
Exactly.
But I can't, I'll do the shirt, but I can't do the jacket in the car.
It'll still be too hot to do Star Lord jacket in the car.
Too hot for lift.
Too hot for lift.
Let's get to a song.
This one comes in from.
Mrs. Taffy Guy Lois, she writes in and says,
Hey, I found this awesome cover of This is Halloween from NBC.
And she sent me a link.
And, you know, it's a short, sweet request, but it's Halloween.
So if I don't do it now, then when?
If not now.
This, of course, is a cover of the song from the Tim Burton, Danny Elfman.
This is Halloween soundtrack.
This is icy rain.
I'm sorry, Izzy Rain, featuring Corey Jameson, Ryan Ridley,
Christian Koo and Rand Al
Randa Live
just came out.
It's heavy.
This is Halloween.
All right.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
We got a big Tuesday.
So come back.
Okay.
We'll be right here.
Will you be here?
Be here.
every age wouldn't you like to see something strange come with us and you will see
this our town of Halloween this is Halloween this is Halloween
pumpkins scream in the dead of night this is Halloween everybody make a scene
shake or streets till the neighbor's going to die afraid it's our town everybody's
in this town of Halloween I am the one lighting under your bed teeth grow
shopping eyes growing red
I am the one hiding under your stairs
fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
This is Halloween this is Halloween
Halloween Halloween Halloween
Halloween Halloween
In this town we call home
Everyone hailed to the Bunkin song
In this town
Don't we love it now
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Round that quarterman
Hiding in the trash can't stop
Things waiting now to bounce and now you're scared
Because it's all our word
Making place
Athera guy
Aren't you scared
Well that's just fine
Do you want to fly
Right at the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream
Everybody scream
In our turn of halloween
I am the clone with the dear away face
Here in the flash and gone without a trace
I am the who's there
I am the wind blowing through your head
I am a shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams
To the brim with frame
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Halloween Halloween
Halloween Halloween Halloween
Halloween Halloween
Do you know my blames
Every world
Life's no fun
White's out of the scare
That's your job
But we're not me
In our town of Halloween
In the sound
Don't we're living now
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Scalus and Jack might get you in the back and scream
Like a bench you make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everybody's scream
Would you please make way for a very special guy?
Armand Jack is king of the pumpkin patch
Everyone now to the Pumpkin' Kingdom
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween Halloween Halloween
Halloween
Everyone out in the bunk and song
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
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