The Morning Stream - TMS 2402: Bjork Irritation
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Coming up on TMS, make something better, monkey.
Sleepless and Salt Lake.
Dry hard with a resin.
That guy on Huckai lied.
Yippie Kaye, 3D printer.
Women got cool guts.
The era of talking moose.
How many languages do you speak?
Brown beats by Dre.
You can take the babble out of the rando collar.
Supports matter.
Unique-sounding stupid voice.
Captain Borka is the Swedish chef of the Muppets.
Elastic lady parts with Amy.
Pretty fly for a sign.
Science Guy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Hello. Hello, good morning, everybody. It is Thursday, January 5th, 2023, and this is the morning
stream. I'm Scott Johnson, and that is Brian Abbott High. Good morning. Oh, hello, Scott. I've been up
most of the night. Yeah, been there. Been there, done that. The hard part about it was I thought I'd just come home,
because we got home by one. It wasn't that bad. We got there at midnight.
Her plane was on time.
Oh, that's good.
Picked up Carter, got her luggage, did her thing, got her home, and then talked for a bit.
And then by 1 o'clock, we're, like, in bed.
And I just could not knock off.
I could not go to sleep.
That's too wired up.
That is the worst.
So it was like 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock in the morning, something like that.
And you just sit there and you're watching the clock and you're like, come on, I just want to sleep.
Yeah, it isn't even a big deal.
And I'm trying different stuff and nothing's working.
And I'm not about to, like, play a game or breathe.
eat or watch anything because that will make it worse for me.
I just know myself.
So I just laid there and laid there and laid there.
Finally, about 6 o'clock I pass out or 5.30, whatever.
Then I got to wake up at 7.
And then, you know, that's just my natural alarm.
And now I'm up.
And now what do you do?
I can't do nothing.
I'm just a tired, a tired young man, you know?
Yeah, it's all right.
I'll shake out during the day somehow.
I don't know how.
But I'll figure it out.
But it was fun.
And, you know, getting her was great.
I bet you're so glad to have her.
home. I'm thrilled to Abber home. She's, you know, I like her a lot. She's a fun kid. And when she's not here, it's less fun. So, no offense, Kim, but just not as fun as having, you know, harder. Her dog lost her mind, though. So we let him out when she got here. Lost her freaking mind. She thought she had just, I think she was settled into this idea that that previous person I was, you know, completely hooked on is now gone. She doesn't exist anymore. And then bam, there she is. Too much.
months later lost her mind jumped all over i thought she's getting up on the counter at some point
she was just jumping so high and freaking out i love i love those videos of dogs getting reunited with
their owners who are like overseas fighting for you know like a soldier coming back or whatever and
the dog just goes absolutely nuts i love that yeah that happened kind of um after her long
uh tour of duty in iceland yeah where she uh you know this just doing a doing the good work for
for the boys in the field or whatever.
Listen, I know Carter wasn't,
but you see videos like that all the time
on TikTok and YouTube and stuff like that.
Oh, yeah, those are always great.
Those are what I'm talking about.
No, I know. I know you mean.
They're great.
I do love them.
And I, if it were me,
she'd never leave the state again,
but she, you know, she's got some ideas.
She wants to go to Japan next with her friend
and do this a similar thing.
So that'd be cool.
That'd be her second trip to Japan.
So that'd be fun.
anyway it's good to have her back and everything's good except i couldn't sleep that was the only
problem yeah yeah good stuff uh hey we have some updates yesterday we were trying to figure out your
yeah the yeah that somebody had mentioned in uh in in the discussion right and i tried to find
an example of it and had a really hard time doing it so that's why i'm still a little confused but
luke and boulder boulder colorado wrote in and he says up the street from me yeah he's not
far at all luke said regarding brian's yeah and
the other listener pointed out, I believe it's the, yeah, that Brian often does during the
pre-shoulders.
Yeah, like when you say, let's do a show.
You're ready to do a show?
And I go, yeah, that kind of thing?
I think that's it.
And it's also that halting thing where you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It says kind of a long yawn-like way.
I noticed it as well, but figured it was some kind of inside joke and was sort of an,
and I was outside of it.
Well, there's no joke there, but.
No.
What's the role?
I can say with.
100% certainty and that that is wholly created and invented by me and it is not my doing
an impersonation of someone else like a robot or anything that is a pure for whatever
the hell that's worth that is a pure Ibit creation yeah nobody else wrote in to say
including the original writer he didn't he didn't clarify so I assume I assume this is just
the thing Brian does you guys that's all it is
just a thing I do.
It's a verbal tick, says Rainbow Bright.
I don't know about that.
I don't about a tick.
It's like, I mean, it is, yeah, it is kind of John Lovitz.
We were talking about that yesterday, the John Lovitz, yeah, yeah.
And it's kind of a little bit of, um, uh, you dirty rat, like, you know, that kind
of, uh, 1920s gangster.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of thing.
Yeah, I mean, you want me to rub him out?
It's like clamps on the Futurama.
It's like that a little bit.
I mean, I, you know, I don't know.
It's, uh, it's one of those things.
things I don't, didn't think about until now. Thank you very much for writing in. Thank you for that.
Now you'll notice it every time you do it. Yeah, exactly. It was nice when you guys commented on me
using Absolutely all the time and we even have audio and I don't use that as much. But now, thanks.
Now I'm going to be thinking about every time I say, yeah. Yeah. I'm a, I do a lot of,
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like I'll do that a lot with, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I think I do that,
No fan or something.
Yeah, I think the word yeah is maybe my most, I mean, I'm starting to notice it
it to myself.
I think it might be the most used word I have, I think.
I'm not sure, actually, but if I could count, like somebody could count them.
We've got to get somebody out there who's got no time, all the time in the world,
is what I mean, on their hands, who wants to just count how many times we say, yeah,
and then we'll do like an average and, you know.
I imagine there is an app that can take our show and transcribe it, and, I'll
Although it probably wouldn't do a great job of distinguishing our voices.
We need the, the, um, AI thing to kind of figure out parse each of our different voices.
But it would be great to see like a transcript of our show and see what word we use the most outside of like your basic, you know, is, Amar, was, we're being been had, like all those.
I have a future prediction based on something you just said that reminded me of it.
Okay.
All right.
I am 100% convinced of this.
So I've heard enough really insanely high quality AI voice recreation that there is going to come a time pretty quickly here.
We're either for free or through a service, you're going to be able to go and just read a few paragraphs to a thing.
And then it will have you down.
It will have everything.
Right.
You would ever, however you would say anything, it will have you down.
And you can feed it any text you want.
It would read back to you in a natural sound.
like you were on a mic saying it voice and this will be this hot new when you go to your
grave this is what you leave your kids or your family oh god is this like ability to
son i know i've gone off to the great beyond but i do have some fatherly advice for you yep
i'll bet if this isn't already happening i'd actually be surprised somebody somewhere is
already cooking this up uh because they can just see it so what'll happen is it'll be like
okay gather around remember when grandpa
I used to read the night before Christmas to everybody on Christmas Eve.
Well, here we go, and they'll hit play, and that thing will just read it as if he's sitting
there, disembodied, sitting there, reading it.
Sure.
That's happening.
Yeah, it just has to know all the different phonics, right?
And then inflections, and then it can say, okay, well, he always doesn't up at the end of
this, and he always does this.
I mean, we, didn't we have, again, the jankiest oldest version of this, but I seem to
remember a really janky early audio thing, kind of in the era of talking moose, if that tells
you anything, where you could record different phonics and it would allow you to type a sentence
and have it read it in your voice. It would sound like hot garbage. But as long as you said
all the phonics in a monotone, all at the same level than it.
could read that sentence, but it's still would sound like,
this is me reading a sentence.
Yeah, yeah, it wasn't very good then.
Not even with that thing at the end.
This is me reading a sentence.
Well, the new, the stuff, I mean, machine learning is just that.
It learns all that stuff you're talking about.
So all you'd have to do is just have somebody sit there and talk and it would train on it.
And then, I mean, they already have done it with people.
So the question is whether or not that's a thing regular people like us would even want.
Do we want that?
Do we want our voice?
to be forever enshrined as a possible speaking thing that would be indiscernible from our real
voice. I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that. I don't know either. And it sure makes me
think I'd better hurry and finish recording this audiobook for a friend of mine before all he has
to do is hit a button and it's, you know, it does it all for me. Jeez. I know that exists now with
what's this software I used the other day. It's kind of expensive so I only use the free stuff, but
Murph, it's called, M-U-R-F.
Murph.
And it's, um,
so you have an example I can actually play.
Do I have one?
Okay.
Uh, no.
Short for Murphy.
Uh-huh, per murphy.
Uh-huh, burpee.
Basically, I used it to put some texts in, um, let's see, will it even read it?
No, it says I'm out of free time.
That's a shame.
Anyway, it is, it gives you a list of like, I don't know, 100 different voices,
cadences, accents, whatever.
and they're in it's impossible to tell it's a
that it's a real person saying those things so you just type in a phrase and it'll say that as one
of these voices in it yeah and you can tweak it so like if you're like well I'm not quite
getting the inflection I want you can go in there mold it and say when he gets to this line
I really want to punctuate that or whatever and then it will it will attempt to do that
and then you can save those changes export to a file whatever it's it's crazy this stuff so
it's happening man somebody better be working on
And the, oh, what was that called?
What was the test that Deccard performs on replicants to determine whether or not the,
you come to a tortoise.
It's on its back.
Why aren't you flipping it over, Leon?
Why aren't you flipping over the tortoise?
I love that stuff.
What's a tortoise?
And the one, the 2049 thing was in.
Camp something, Vox Camp.
Void Camp.
Void Camp.
Void.
Void.
That's right.
Void camp test.
Yeah.
I love that.
Yeah. Anyway, we need that because pretty soon we're not going to be able to discern whether or not the things we see online or we are already there, right?
We really can't be sure, 100% sure that the things we see in here online are real or not.
Yeah, no kidding. The thing that Kay says in 2049, I'm trying to remember what he says.
He has to do a thing where he kind of resets his, let's see, what does it say?
It says
He has to do that emotional
baseline thing
What does he say you guys?
Do you remember it?
I can't remember what he said
I used to love hearing that
I guess I could go listen to it
But who is this?
What is this?
The character K from
from Blade Runner 2049
When they'd have to
They'd bring him back
And test him and make sure he's not
Like overloaded or whatever the deal was
Or he hasn't gone rogue
I love that
I saw last night on Hulu
That they've got what's called
The Blade Runner
The Final Cut
and then Blade Runner 2049 on there.
You can watch them as a little double feature.
I don't know which one is the final.
There have been so many different versions of Blade Runner.
I think that's the final one.
Do you have a version you prefer?
I've only ever, well, I haven't seen whatever is called the Final Cup,
but I've seen the directors, whatever the one prior to that was.
The one that takes out the narration.
Yeah, yeah, that one I've seen.
And doesn't have Deckard and Sean Young driving off on their way to,
the Overlick Hotel
to join Jack Torrens.
That was a really weird.
That's a weird ending.
Yeah, it was just like, all right, we need a happy ending.
All right, let's show that he's not a replicant.
They're both alive and burr-ber-da-britter.
Yeah, that's a massive example of, like, studio interference.
I hate that stuff.
Yeah, I agree.
But the director's room was great.
I'm sure the final cut's good.
I wouldn't mind watching a double feature.
That'd be all right.
That'd be all right.
And I love the Villanoo movie, so I'm in.
Oh, of course.
Big fan. All right. So there's the yeah thing. We got it taken care of. It's all good. Brian, say yeah as often as you want. Who cares? Do whatever you want. You know? It's your show. Look, we're here together. You say what you want to say what you want to say. Yeah, if the word yeah comes up in strange ways. I'm going to say, I'm going to slowly try and work in affirmative. That's going to be my new thing. That's going to be a firmative.
Yeah, yeah, and then when Steve's saying, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll go, oh, affirmative, affirmative, firmative.
Yeah, there you go.
That will not be noticeable at all of that change.
Not at all distracting to any of us.
Speaking of things that are distracting and hard to understand, got a voicemail I'd like to try to dissect.
I love the voicemails.
Yeah, and this is a weird one.
So I'm going to play this.
We're going to go to the audio tape.
Ladies and gentlemen, I can't tell what's happening in this call.
Maybe you can help us.
Here it is.
Hey, Mass, maybe.
This is Woolfowler, and I was just kind of say,
my dad had an upside or a thing that he observed that I didn't,
is that your pressure of hawkeye is kind of a little sinister and uh i'm trying to make you be like
make something better monkey so i think he's high or drunk or something i think he's high or drunk or
something i don't know i don't want to assume i assume so right right yeah
I hope it's not a medical issue.
Yeah, it's best I can tell.
So did you post with the Jeremy Renner stuff that's going on?
Did you post a Hawkeye picture recently?
No, I think he may be referring to, the only thing I could think of is I have that Alan Alda
Hawkeye in my store that I drew.
Oh, sure, yeah.
And that that looks sinister.
And he wants that hot guy to look less sinister because right now he looks a little
Yeah, yeah.
So what I'm thinking is maybe this is something better, monkey.
some of you who maybe bought a print their dad pointed out that looks sinister or something
there were two other voicemails but they were in incomprehensible they were just coherence sure
okay all right same same number same guy same exact number i think it's the same dude but the
mic's half cover you know people with their chin on the mic and you can't hear it anymore and stuff
like that so i didn't get any additional information out of it but um yeah he was he went on a roll there
and these all came in at like three o'clock in the morning so as they do
Yeah. So probably high. That's fine. You know, whoever you are, if you can, if you're hearing me now, I'd love to, you know, hear from you again, I suppose. Maybe in the daytime. And, you know, we'll have a chat. We'll see what's going on. But I really don't know what he meant. I assume it's that drawing. If it is, oh, I was going to pull it up. That does make sense. Yeah. That's probably it. It's just a picture of Hawkeye did. I did three of them. I did one of Potter, Hawkeye, and BJ. And they all, they're all just,
like portraits, kind of caricatures.
And the Hawkeye one, you could say he looks sinister,
but it's because Hawkeye always looked a little skeevy when he was,
he's drinking a martini, he's kind of going,
hey, what are you doing, nurse whoever?
He's got squinty eyes.
I mean, he's totally, um, he's totally a little,
like he's always up to something that, that Benjamin Franklin Pierce.
Yeah, that's right.
He, you know, they didn't take, you can take the boy out of Maine,
but you can't take the main out of the boy is how the old phrase goes.
A little crab apple cove.
That's right.
All right, Brian.
What else is going on?
You got some...
Yeah, I've been printing some 3D stuff for other people,
including our T-Maven, Gwen.
And she's asked me to print some minis.
So it's stuff like this, like little D&D-style minis.
Sure.
This is an example of what can go wrong.
Because look at that wing.
That wing has gotten a little...
little borked. It looks like an AI drew it, kind of. It kind of does, right? Like, I cannot do
hands. And that's all because of supports. This is done using automatic supports. And if you are a person
who's a resin 3D printer, like me, it is about time you learned, like I am, to do your own
supports and not do automatic supports. And here's the problem with that. What is automatic? Well,
First define that.
What is automatic supports?
I'm going to define supports.
So supports, when you 3D print something with resin,
basically it is taking a metal plate, lowering it down to a microns width of a UV light
so that only one little thin layer of resin can be between the plate and the bottom of the tank, right?
So it's like, give me just the thinnest layer.
Then the UV light comes on, burr, and then it cures the resin in that shape.
Then the plate moves up, comes back down, another little micron of goo between now what's printed and the bottom of the vat, it cures that, and then it just keeps on repeating that, going up and down and basically sandwiching a little thin layer of resin between each time, and then the UV cures it.
I didn't know it cured in real time like that as you did a layer.
I had no idea.
I don't know what I pictured.
I pictured something coming out of the goo like Hark Conan and Doom.
right oh yeah no not nearly that fast it's uh it's super slow and it does it one little thin micron
later time and each time because it can't just go up a little bit because that might not fill
in all the spots with goo it has to go all the way up let those areas fill in underneath it
and then back down and then do a little thing right now um because so if you look at if you look
at this this wing and i'll describe it for our audio listeners there's a chunk of wing like right
there that let's say this was this was printing just like this so it's going and it and really
technically it prints just like this no it's upside out okay now there's this area right here
this chunk of wing that isn't attached to anything until you get up to the back of the character
right and because of that you need a support to start from the base and connect to the very
tip of that wing that makes sense and when you're dealing with somebody like a dude like this who's
got all these little cape and sword and stuff like that. There's a lot of different shapes
that are going to come in contact before they connect to the piece itself. So you have to draw
a little support under each one of those as you go as you go up. And what I do is in the
software that I use, I basically replicate the printer trying to print it and then as soon
as I see a little little island of something that's not going to get connected, I have to add a little
support there and then move up a little bit. Oh, there's a little shape that's not going to get
added. So for like the last 45 minutes this morning, right before the show, I was working on
some more of these minis for Gwen and having to do that layer thing one by one by one by one.
Now, Gwen pays me in tea, so I'm perfectly fine doing it for her, but
it is
it is
yeah it is way more difficult to prepare a file
correctly for resin printing
than it is for filament printing
because of the supports
watching a speed or what do you call it a time lapse video
is that the one that bioCal posted
no I just grabbed one but you found one
but you can see those supports they look like little ladders
yeah there's tons of them yeah some of them if it's a solid piece
that's one thing like this lightsaber there they didn't need it but this one where
they just showed a Pokemon.
I don't know which Pokemon it was.
They had to have a million spaghetti string.
A million little supports.
And you and if you want to guarantee that it comes out,
you can't trust the automatic supports
because it's going to fail so many times.
This Bruce Willis thing that I keep doing, keep showing.
And I think he just, hippie-cahe.
This one, I was able to print.
So I printed it like this so that the supports are all up here
because if there's going to be any residue
from the supports, I'd rather have them on the back
of the head than on the face where
somebody's going to be looking at it. By the way, this is
transparent. I don't know if you can tell it, but
Oh, no, I couldn't tell.
It just looked great on camera.
Oh, look
at this. Oh.
A little transparent, Bruce.
Bruce is in Avatar. It looks like.
That's all blue.
That's cool.
So I'm using that Soraya
resin that Bill Duran recommended.
This stuff is the bomb.
Really?
Builder in.
Yeah.
Just better and more consistent?
Faster.
Faster curing.
So basically it, this, this, in my old resin that I was using would probably take, I don't know,
seven or eight hours to print this little head and all the other things,
printed in this fast resin with like three hours.
Pretty good.
More expensive, I assume.
It's like the high end stuff.
Only a little bit.
Like it's 40 something a bottle compared to the 35 a bottle that I was.
doing for the other stuff. That's not bad.
And I've got some regular gray, so I've got the opaque gray stuff coming for that
resin to try it out. But yeah, it's thebom.com.
Very nice.
That's your little 3D minute right there to talk about all the hell I'm going through
right now learning how to do supports.
Supports matter, turns out.
Yeah, supports matter.
It's a little surprising to me that more models don't come with the person who did the
model thinking about the supports ahead of time.
I mean, I guess that's probably some.
You know what?
It's good that you say that, because some do.
Some designers actually will create supports.
The Eastman, who does like this, this magneto, this rad magneto, I think he, on some of his models, actually includes the support so that you don't need to think about it.
He's already out of them.
Now, in most cases, they're a little heavy-handed with that stuff, so they'll do a little.
lot of extra supports whether you need them or not but again way better to be heavy-handed
with it do more supports than um than less are the supports once you're done let's say you've
got 15 long skinny supports and you've you've now removed those is that stuff reusable or because
it's cured you're done once it's cured you're done got that that stuff there's um with filament
printing there are people who are figuring out ways to make the filament scraps that
that you get meltdown and then spool back up into spools.
But that stuff is so unreliable right now and expensive that it's,
sadly, it's way cheaper just to throw that stuff away and not try and reuse it.
Gotcha.
Well, they should figure out a way to better do that just for the future.
Because if we're going to be fabricating tons of stuff, that seems like a lot of waste because you do want these supports.
You want to have all the excess.
For sure.
Kind of sucks and just toss.
it you know yeah uh well there you go there's a 3d printing minute with brian in the 3d printing
minute yeah the new segment uh hot off the presses well done all right we're gonna get amy up in it
all right yeah it's time for read this oh whoops i'm in the wrong group here we go now i'm in the
right group and if i could type that'd be good all right there we go all right she's coming in
She's coming in hot.
And her little theme is all ready to play.
Where the hell is it?
There it is.
Yeah, you heard us right.
It's time for read this with Amy.
She comes on the show and talks about books.
Cool books she's reading and wants to recommend to find people out there listening to the show.
Amy, welcome back to the show.
Hello.
Thank you so much.
Good to have you back.
How the heck are you?
It is good to be back.
I'm doing great.
How are you guys doing?
Yeah, good.
Are you all healed up?
No weirdness?
No funky business?
Yeah, so far, so good.
Yeah.
You know, yeah, I would say I'm, I get tired.
Not peeing out of your hip or anything?
No, that'd be bad.
No, no, oh gosh, no, that would make it.
Side peeing.
That's a huge mess.
I could just blame the dog, but, you know.
Always blame the dog, sure.
Yeah, yeah.
No, yeah, everything's going pretty good so far.
You know, no real complaints.
Chuck's also doing pretty well.
Good.
Good.
So, yeah, we both have to kind of remember because we both feel better that we still need to, you know, not lift things.
Yeah, sure.
You know, because we haven't been given the okay to do that.
Yeah, that's the drag about having yours done one right after the other is that you don't have somebody, or maybe you do have somebody in this.
I guess you have kids who can come and help and lift heavy things for if you need them.
Right, yeah.
Yeah. Don't get on a trampoline. That was my experience. When I had my appendix taken out, that was the worst possible thing I could have done. And it hurt like hell. So don't do that. I'm not sure. I'm sure you weren't planning on it. But I was 16 and stupid. You know, it's like, oh, yeah. Hey, I feel great. Let's go jump. Oh, my gosh. I think I'm going to die. And then I didn't do that again. Anyway, yeah, things down in that zone of the human body weren't meant to have a lot of strain when they've been cut open.
removed and changed and stuff.
So I'm glad you're doing that right.
I would say in general, they're not really meant to be cut open,
but in this case, I was grateful for it.
That's true.
Yeah.
And now you're ready for future augmentations, right?
Like in the future, they'll say, hey, Red Fragal Amy,
we figured out a way to give you, I don't know, super, super hearing,
but we have to put it where your uterus used to be.
Right.
Yeah.
It would be all ready for it.
Yeah, there's definitely a vacancy there.
So, you know.
I was going to say, that's really the only residual thing that's still kind of leftover is, you know, I mean, it left kind of a big hole.
So, you know, now my muscles in that area have to kind of figure out how to be again.
You know, like they're like, hey, there was stuff here before.
And now there's not.
And so they have to kind of knit themselves back together in weird ways.
That's where you can keep your weed in there, if you're careful.
Claire Gack, how big is a uterus?
Well, typically it's about the size of your fist.
Mine was bigger, which is why I had to have it removed.
Yeah, it starts, it's that big in its dormant form, right, though.
But when there's a kid in there, it obviously things expand and get big.
It gets kid-sized is what it does.
Yeah.
Right.
So you get out like that, and then it shrinks again.
I guess I'd never thought about it.
But, yeah, I guess it would have to be that small normally.
Yep, yep.
It shrinks up, and it shrinks up pretty quickly.
like those lady parts are very elastic turns out so they can stretch and be and snap right back you guys have cool guts i'll tell i'll give you that i give the women that you have cool guts
cool guts well anyway it was unpleasant when i was pregnant with my son because he used to sit right up under my lungs and make it difficult to breathe oh geez so yeah i would uh i'd roll i'd accidentally roll over on my back when i was asleep and i would have nightmares
that I was smoking because I physically was having trouble breathing.
And so my brain would interpret that as, oh, you're smoking.
Oh, weird.
And I'm not a cigarette.
You are just smoking.
Yeah.
Smoking hot.
Well, you know, in my misguided youth, I smoked some cigarettes.
Did you inhale?
No.
I did.
You know, that was always the dumbest thing about that new story to me.
I would have had so much more respect for Clinton
if he'd have just been like, yeah.
Yeah, we all did it back.
So did everyone else.
No, and then nobody should have been surprised
when he was trying to say, well,
it depends on what your definition of is, is.
It's like, no, dude, just say you had sex with the intern
and knock it off, you weird old turd.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Let's get to some books.
Let's read some books.
What are you reading this week?
What are you telling people that go out and get?
So today I have, I do, I have a little, you were right, I'm going to do a little reading for you.
This was mentioned at our last play date.
And so I decided to go ahead and give it a go.
And so the name of the book is P is for Terradactyl.
The worst, the worst alphabet book ever, all the letters that misbehave and make words nearly impossible to pronounce.
Nice.
I love this.
I'm so glad you're doing that.
Yes, this is great.
So, it's such a fun little book.
So the first page is, did you know that there are some really wacky words that start with a silent letter?
Most of the time, you can just ignore that pesky first letter and sound out the rest of the word.
But be careful.
There are other words in this book that don't follow the rules.
Look to the back of the book for help with some of the most mischievous words.
So, let's see.
A is for
Isle
The bread aisle
Has not been cleaned
Ineons
And nine tiny beasts
Meet to have a feast
B
B is for Delium
We doubt
Anyone knows what
Delium is
But it's the only word
Dumb enough
To begin with a silent B
That's great
Because I was trying to think
All right
What's B going to be
And I could not think of it
So delium
Wow, okay, geez
Yep, yep.
C is for Tsar.
Sh, the fascinating Tsar is secretly part check.
And so it goes on like this where it's not just the word that they pick.
It's also the sentence that they write is just filled with, you know, those letters that you don't pronounce.
My favorite thing in here that they do is when they can't find one, they will, they will,
they will do this. So I'll skip forward to F. F is not for photo, phleg, fooey, or phone.
That's great. That's great. I never thought of it in that direction, you know?
Like, I always think of it the other way. It's like, why is there a P there? And then I, but I don't think about it from the opposite. That's great. I need this book.
Give me the name while you're still doing these. Give me the, what is it? Yep, the name is P is for teradactyl.
There it is. Almost the first search it came up crazy.
Yeah, and it's available on, you know, the Kindle app and whatnot.
So I'll go through and read a few more of these because some of these are really fun.
G is for Nyaki.
The gnome yells, waiter, there is a bright white, gnat nibbling on my yonaki.
Wow.
H is for air.
The honest air admits that herbalism isn't his cup of tea.
Now, that one doesn't work if you're in the UK because they say herbalism.
Herbalism.
So is Randy, by the way.
As Eddie Izzard would say, because there's a bleeping H in it.
And then I is not for I.
We asked the pirate if he has two eyes and he said, I, I.
I mean, you see, it's just so, it's so silly and fun.
I love the art.
The art is great.
It's just like kind of purposely crappy art.
It's hard to explain.
Yeah, exactly.
It looks, honestly, it looked like a lot of the, a lot of the stuff that my kids used to get in, when they used to go to religious school, you know, back when they used to do Hebrew school on Sundays.
And, you know, when they were little kids and they'd have things that explain like, oh, on this day, we eat halla and here's how you say the homozy.
And, you know, and it would have art, it just like this, you know, it just looks like something that a kindergarten teacher would have on our wall.
I love it. It reminds me, for some reason, like Zarr, the art on that reminds me of the yellow submarine stuff that Beatles used to do.
Sure. Yes. Yes. Peter Max. Peter Max. Is that his name? I love that stuff. Yeah.
Just so weird. It almost doesn't work anywhere else. You have to have the exact right application for that art or else you're screwed.
This one's great. M is for mnemonic, but now Mr. M can't remember why.
Oh, nice.
Nice. This is great.
That's great.
You know who reads the Kindle version?
Oh, I don't.
I haven't heard the audiobook version because I just figured, okay, I'll just read it myself.
Yeah, I just looked at the Outerbook, not the Kindle version, because Kindle could still mean the...
Right. Yeah, I have the Kindle version, which is what I'm scrolling through it on my iPad right now.
Yeah, I'll see. I think Amazon may have a sample. Let me see if I can play it.
Do they? They don't.
Maybe they don't have an audio version of it.
Oh, maybe not.
I don't see it.
I guess the intent with, you know, pre-K readers like this is that you're going to sit and read it with your kid.
And I think it's a, in this case, especially because of the silent letters, it's way better as a visual than as an audiobook.
Because, you know, H is for air.
Okay.
Great.
But when you see, oh, look at that.
The weird H and sitting in the front of there that doesn't need to be there.
Right.
Yeah.
The other fun thing, this also reminded me, there was a bare naked ladies album that came out right at the exact right time for when my kids were small.
It was fantastic.
It was a kid's album that was called Snack Time.
And it had all these really fun original kids songs on it.
And one of them was an alphabet song like this.
And it was so funny.
It was like, you know, they were just singing along.
And then they got to like R and he said,
R is for Radon.
No, it isn't.
Okay, yeah, I know.
I couldn't think of one with R.
Like, you know, I mean, yeah.
I vaguely remember that.
What was, oh, it's like, it says 2008.
That was post-Steven Page leaving, right?
Yes.
Oh, wait.
Forcibly removed from the group.
He left before 2008.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
That's, wow.
All right.
I love this whole album and like unironically this is this is like you and blueie Scott like I can I could just listen to these songs like there doesn't have to be a little kid around I love these songs they're great yeah they're almost their mainstream stuff is almost like this it's just you know a little less kid focused but they're always a little they're always kind of telling us fairy tales that band you know yeah they're great and I you know I've seen them in concert a couple times they're fun um
But, oh, by the way, speaking of Bluey, thank you, because I was having just the worst day the other day.
And it was just one of those days.
It was nothing super specific, but it was just kind of everything I tried to do didn't quite go right.
You know, it was nothing, nothing to write home about that it was, you know, super tragic or anything.
It was just one of those little irritating days.
And I was in a foul mood.
And we sat down and we couldn't think of what to watch.
And I said, you know what?
all right, fine. We're to watch Bluey. And seven minutes at a time, I had my, my bad mood,
bad mood. Yes, my bad mood. You're bad mood. It's better than a bad nude. Look, I agree.
Look, that show is good for whatever ails anybody, for real. Whether you got little kids or not,
it doesn't matter. Sit down and watch some Bluey. It'll turn your day around for sure.
Yeah, absolutely. So, you know, go, that's, I guess the moral of today's,
segment is go do little kid stuff. It'll make you feel better. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, be a kid again.
That's what we're saying. Excellent. Well, it's always good to hear from you. And again,
that book is P is for taradactyl, the worst alphabet book ever. It is available hardcover for 12 bucks,
about six bucks on Kindle. And I don't think audiobook, but it's there and available free.
That makes sense because you're not, you don't sit down with your little kids to read.
To listen to an audiobook now. And if you really need an audiobook, just call A.m.
me she'll read it to you over the phone. Exactly. Yeah. I'd be glad to be glad to do that. Yeah. It's all
good. Uh, well, uh, anything else you want to mention or, uh, promote or say? Yes. So I have all of my
stuff all set up for Vegas. Everything hotel is booked, flight is booked. Nice. All of that is good.
Are tickets up yet? No. No. Okay. No. All right. I was just making sure I was like, wait, I don't have
those yet. Soon. Soon. Um, I'd love to have that up there. Um, um, but, um,
So there's a couple things, factors we have to deal with, but most of it deals with like, what's the swag going to be, how much, all this sort of stuff.
So Brian and I should have that figured out pretty quick.
Well, speaking, a swag.
So last year, you know, I gave out peepers, you know, along with the swag bags.
And the little knit.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, and the crocheted frogs were I didn't, you know, obviously I didn't, it's kind of a lot to make.
Of course, yeah.
No, we did it for producers.
Frogs.
Yeah. And I made some extras and just kind of handed them out to people who were awesome to me in one way or another. But this year for Christmas, my mom gave me this, I have to send you a picture. It is, it's like a little zipper case filled with all these little small skeins of different colored yarn. And now she's like, now you can make lots of frogs. And so I'm like, oh, Jesus.
So, yeah, I don't think I can make that many of those type of frogs.
But if anybody has any suggestions, anything they would like, any, you know, small little amy-groomy crocheted stuffed animal type of deal, let me know.
Send me a message in Discord.
And because I'm looking for suggestions because, I mean, there is a ton of yarn in here and it needs to be used.
It needs to go somewhere.
Yeah.
Yes.
Needs to make.
I need to make stuff.
You could cut it in little six inch lengths and say these are pet yarns and then just put one in every bag.
How about that?
Yeah.
Oh, here's your pet strand of yarn.
That's right.
Here's a chunk of yarn.
Do with it what you will.
Yeah, do whatever you want.
Make your own weird six inch thing.
Awesome.
Amy, it's always good to talk to you.
Have a fantastic weekend.
And we'll see you next time.
You too.
Bye.
Bye now.
Bye.
Bye.
That reminds me of, I don't know why it reminds me of.
I don't know why it reminds me of Dr. Ken, but it does when she does that.
Why is that?
Is that a community thing?
Did he go bye a bunch of times?
I don't know.
I don't know why either.
Ken Leong.
All right.
That's that's that.
Today we're shifting gears, doing something a little bit different.
Wendy is not here.
She is traveling about doing some stuff with some friends.
So we are going to have Bobby on today since we didn't have them on Tuesday and get our science in a little late as all.
Yeah.
No big deal. Oh, not yet, though.
Oh, we're doing that before the...
Yeah, I don't know why I'm adding him now. Bobby, forget it.
Ignore that. I don't know why did that.
Someone's very tired. It must be me.
Apparently, yes.
We're going to take a break. When we come back, but that'll be the Bobby time.
But it's also brought to you by something.
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Kenny Freakin Loggins
Oh that's great
I love
I unironically
love Kenny Loggins music
I have no problem
with any of it
I would think
I think you'd do
to a point
he's another one
that kind of like
like got to an era
where it was like
oh god
another one of these
like torch song
pap kind of thing
yeah he's like
Neil Diamond
he goes Neil Diamond
or Chicago
it was those
those covers that were really hard for me to find things that weren't just another person doing
a similar torch song cover. But things like, I'm Free, great. Got a nice little metal cover of that
one. And this is it. Got a heavier cover of that one. This is it. You know, anyway. That song's
all right. I kind of like that one. Yeah. But you're right. It gets weird toward the end.
He got into that light rock. He jumped in with both feet on that light rock thing.
Yeah, it's like Peter Satera is their leader,
and he just drags all these poor people
Yeah, yeah, real bummer.
Michael McDonald.
I'm going to lead you to the promised land of Light Rock.
Follow me.
Just walk back on the river behind me.
Love that guy.
I'll take you to the bridge that I'm living under.
He's the most unique sounding stupid voice of that era.
I love it.
really is. All right. All right. Well, let's get to
today's in the middle. This is
a band called Tiny Microphones. It's not really
a band. It's a woman. Her real name is
Christine Capua, and she lives at
Da-da-da-da-da. And here's her phone number. Just kidding.
Christine Capua performs under the name
Tiny Microphone, and it's very
appropriate because she's got a
tiny, sweet little voice.
She originally started
recording pop songs on a four-track machine
in her apartment in Chicago during the
early 2000s, but she's moved
to Portland, Oregon in 2018.
She started writing, recording new songs, which turned into her second album, Other Cities,
which is the brand new one that is going to be coming out this year in 2023.
What are we 2013?
2013.
2030.
Looking forward to that Avengers 2 coming out next year.
It's going to be great.
Should be great.
Anyway, here is the song, A Holiday, performed by Tiny Microphone.
All right.
We'll see you guys on the other side.
Hold on to your past because it feels.
more real than hope
your heart will heal
but it still feels cold
you remember
things that I chose to forget
I feel bad
taking space in your head
Ooh, because you left up and felt safe with being.
Ooh, you got married and's moved to the coast.
Isn't it funny that we grew up?
Hold on to your past,
to home. Suburban skies looking for street lamps, a fleeting feeling to be alone.
I remember things that you kept from your new friends. They were some of the best moments we spent.
Ooh, because you've left us felt safe with me.
Ooh, you've got married that's moved to the coast.
Isn't it funny that we grew old?
Give me a reason to believe that we are young and we are free.
Leave it alone and let it go.
And I'll open an eye, leave it alone, I'll let you...
Ooh, because you left up felt safe with me.
Ooh, you got married hands near to the coast.
You say I miss you every holiday
I hope you're doing okay
Are you one of those special gifted people with ESP?
Or is what happens to you just a coincidence
Now, find out for sure by calling this number and answering some simple questions with your touch-tone phone.
You're dying to get me hung, ain't you?
The morning stream.
Go for the gut.
He's soft there.
All right, we're back.
Tell me who that was one more time.
That you're dying to get me hung, eaches almost sounds like.
like our caller from your voicemail earlier.
Hey, that, who you heard there is Tiny Microphone.
Her upcoming album called Other Cities comes out February 3rd, 2023, and features that single
you heard right there, Holiday.
Oh, very nice.
Do you think I should be annoyed that Carter spent all those two months, 60 freaking days in
Iceland, she never saw Bjork once, not even one time?
Should you be annoyed or should she?
I feel like she's the one who should be annoyed that...
Maybe.
I don't think she cares about it the way I do, though.
You know, like she went to the place she supposedly hangs out at all the time, but she never showed up.
Should I be irritated that you've never seen Post Malone once walking around Salt Lake City?
That's a good point.
I do want that to happen.
I need to hang out at the Walmart because he goes and buys magic cards there.
That's so crazy.
It is crazy.
He's always around here.
He was on Howard Stern recently, and I guess he says he used to have a major drinking problem, but now he still drinks, but he's smart about it.
I don't know what that means.
Like, I know a lot of smart drinkers.
I think you're one of them.
You're somebody who, you know.
I try to be a smart drinker.
Yeah.
I don't know what that means, but it's an interesting interview.
Only two glasses of gin at once.
That's a smart drinker.
That's right.
And spending all your money on magic cards.
That's the other smart part.
All right.
Maybe, you know, if you're still doing that,
maybe he really needs to just check in with his sponsor.
No, no kidding.
I'm spending all my money on magic cards.
I think, uh, all right.
Got enough money to buy one of those black lotus cards that cost.
let's go to a meeting oh yeah i'm sure he does yeah i guarantee it um all right let's take a look
into the future that is now and science with this guy right here oh it's things yesterday
here it is science it's bobby frankenberger all the way from south carolina here to talk
about some scientific knowledge uh he's usually here on tuesdays but had some stuff with your
flying and whatnot you had that today too you're always busy up there flying man you're up there
flying well how's that going are you close to your i don't know whatever mega license you're
getting or whatever the heck it is mega license yeah no it's just a it's just a pilot's license
yeah yeah i mean it means that this segment is always up in the air that's oh i see yeah i see i like
that's pretty good uh it's going well though you're no no big failures no no wiping out in the
trees or anything you're good no no nothing no big failures last lesson i did which was on
Tuesday was rough I like I I back a little a little bit like in my progress it seemed to
fall back a little bit and but that happens you know you guys I'm sure you've had that
experience before where you're learning something skill based that requires a lot of practice
and everything you you're doing well and and you seem to be making improvement and then you
you you have setbacks like you in in your progress and then so was your just your like
a teacher guy or whoever it is that's what you have
right like some guys with you a flight instructor yeah
flight instructor okay you know teacher guy
you know teacher a flight teacher guy so what is he
does he how does he let you know that is he like
ah you have you slip back a few
notches in our in our program
oh we're gonna crash you're doing this wrong bobby
yeah yeah no
the way it is is he uh he starts screaming
and grabs the controls from me
no
um no he's actually really good and he
he he makes
he makes me
like I'm the one who notices
and he is encouraging and and and lets me know like you're doing fine you know the number of hours you're you've only been flying for X number of time it's you're not expected to to be great at this yet you know like all that kind of stuff this is hard reminding me that it's all very very hard seems like good teaching that's good good method I like it yeah yeah and he notices what's you know we talk through the things that are troubling but I'm usually the first one to to out loud
acknowledge because you know it right you you know as you're doing it that you're not doing well it's
not like it's not like one of these things that you get done and then you can somehow be tricked
into thinking you did a good job when you did it like yeah right like when you land the plane
you can tell if you landed it well or not that's a good point yeah the poofs in the pudding
there once you land okay can i let me ask you this so in uh top gun maverick there i watched that and
I liked it a lot.
There was a moment, and I realized these aren't F-16s or newer that you're flying.
There was a thing where a bird went into an engine and started smacking into the wind-shield thing and all that.
And it's a thing that happens to planes and stuff.
And I knew about that, but they had a term for it.
And it was like, getting sullied.
Bird strike, was that what it was?
Yeah, it was a bird strike.
Are you trained in birds?
strikes and how to handle them?
No, that would be an engine failure if it happens.
Well, that would be the worst case, right, an engine failure.
And they do teach you, they do train you to deal with engine failures.
But those, bird strikes are not uncommon, but they're not really common.
But it's just you'd lump it into all the other things you would do because that's the result of a bird strike is, or that's the worst case scenario of a bird strike is, like,
an engine failure. Does it, does it bother you
like it bothered me watching it, that we're
putting the onus on the birds somehow, like
it's their fault? That's the bird's fault.
Yeah, that feels wrong.
The bird struck my plane. Yeah, it's
us. We're the ones up there doing stuff
nature didn't intend. Well, they call it an airplane
strike is what they can. Yeah, airplane
strike. Airplane strike. Take out Fred. Oh, Wilbur.
Oh, he's dead.
I assume his name is Wilbur. Anyway,
well, that's fascinating stuff.
What's going on in the science
world. I've been paying attention mostly to
CES and tech things this week, but
I could use a little science. It's a little slow and quiet
and science-y stuff, and I've been holding on to something
that I planned to do right before Christmas, but you know, of course
I've been, for one reason or another,
I haven't been on in a few weeks.
But it was, so,
here's the thing. I normally
on the segment, I try to be,
I don't try to be like a
well-actually kind of guy,
right?
but we appreciate that about you
but uh well don't don't yeah don't speak so soon
reserve your kudos right right but inside all like science lovers and science communicators there's a little
well actually guy there who wants to get out you know but you try to i try to restrain that person
but as a christmas gift i decided to give myself a christmas gift which is there's a couple
of things that you guys talk about and have talked about over the year
that I wanted to clear up.
Oh, Lord.
I wanted to say,
let's, let's,
either something,
either a thing that you're using in the wrong,
a term you're using in the wrong way,
or something you're not getting right about it.
Sorry, we're going to make this fun.
I promise it's not just going to be me shaking a finger at you.
Okay.
No, no.
Start the finger wag, Bobby.
We deserve it.
The first thing I wanted to go over,
this will be a quick one,
is you guys talk about the Mandela effect sometimes.
We do.
Oh, sure.
Yes.
And I just wanted to clear up.
Oftentimes when you talk about the Mandela effect, you just talk about it like, you use it the same way you would say that you are, you misremember something.
The experience of consistently misremembering something is not the Mandela effect.
That is just called bad memory.
All right.
Shots fired.
Okay.
Example?
Got an example?
So that's where I failed.
I don't have an example of when you guys did these things.
This is just, so I don't have.
the proof for you.
This is literally
citations are not there.
This is literally just me being a jerk
today.
Sure.
No, no, that's all right.
You're not.
I love this actually.
So bring it on.
So the Mandela Effect, it was a term
coined by actually a paranormal
pseudoscientist in reference to
an experience that
according to this person
claimed that many thousands of people
and it gets the name because
many, many thousands of people had
allegedly misremembered that Nelson Mandela
had died in prison in the
80s when actually he died in 2013.
Right.
As a, as, so...
Is it weird that I never once thought
that? Everyone says, well, that's the
origin of it. But I never
once went, I thought he died.
I knew he didn't. I'd followed it.
Just because it happens to some people, doesn't mean it happens to everything.
No, but they named it after. But they named it
after this.
because it affected a small group of people
and you're just not in that small group of people
right and so the idea of the Mandela effect is that
is that it's it is a false memory
but it's a false memory that seems to affect
a large population of people in the same way
and to help you remember
how that is specifically the effect
this might help you remember
which is that this guy
who is a paranormal
pseudoscientist guy,
he thought that the
existence of the Mandela effect
it was evidence
for parallel realities.
So,
so meaning that somehow
parallel realities are
touching our reality
and causing lots of people.
So that's all nonsense,
of course,
but that might help you remember
that's supposed to be.
They had a whole episode on this,
that John Wilson show on HBO,
where the Mandela effect
was the basis of them all
meeting at a best Western
in like Florida or something.
That's right.
And they, those people, right, those people did believe in this parallel world kind of thing.
You got to watch that, Bobby.
It's so good.
What's the show that you just mentioned?
It's called How to with John Wilson?
How to with John Wilson, that's it.
I always forget the first part.
You've mentioned it before and it is one that I want to watch.
It's wonderful in a million ways, but in particular, it's his non, it's a self-effacing
sort of affable way of walking into situations that are just kind of like what the
fricker people do it.
Right.
Like, you guys think we talk a lot
about Parasite on the show and how I
haven't watched it and all of that.
Wait until you get to the Parasite moment
and John Wilson, how to with John Wilson.
Oh, geez.
What the fric.
There's part of me that thinks that
that scene is one of the reasons
you haven't watched Parasite.
Part of me thinks the same.
Who knows what that part of me will
eventually do.
But it really stuck with me.
You know a part of that guy.
Yeah.
We know about the common Mandela
effects that people know
about, right?
It's like Berenstein bears.
Yeah, that whole thing.
The one that gets me.
Darth Vader saying, Luke,
I am your father.
Right.
Chalet having a hyphen or something
or not having a hyphen.
I can't even remember what the real thing is.
Yeah.
We do it all the time with movie quotes and stuff.
That's a very common thing.
The one that really got me from this list,
the list of common ones,
is that because even after I read it,
and even now, as I know,
looked up the truth,
saw that this is correct.
I misremember this.
I still can't imagine it.
any other way, which is that Mr. Monop, you know, the rich uncle penny bags having a monocle.
Oh.
He does not have a monocle.
No.
Yeah.
Never did.
Mr. Peanut does.
Yes.
But Mr. Peanut never overcharged you for rent or took your money and sent you to jail.
Hey, listen, I got second place in beauty contest.
I have no problem with rich uncle penny bags.
Yeah, he's fine.
Right.
He's fine.
Bank error was in my favor.
Exactly.
Keep them bank errors.
Bank errors happening.
Yeah.
It's when he told me I could no longer pass go.
I felt like I was being repressed.
Yeah, that was a little mutt.
We came to words after that one.
You need to go to jail, Scott.
That's just the way it is.
So there's another one.
There's, of course, a couple more.
So badly remembering crap, bad memory does not equal Mendel effect.
Okay, fine.
You got us there and that's all.
It's okay to have bad memory.
Sure.
Just cop to it.
Just own up to it.
Own up to your stupid bad memories is what you're saying.
All right. The other one is, so, ASMR.
Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead.
You're not the only one who does this, so that's why it also ended up on the list was, I hear you doing it, Scott.
All right. I won't eat anything, though, but listen to this. Here's some ASMR for somebody. Here we go.
You like that.
I did not need any of that.
No. You know what Brian likes, the sounds of eating.
or drinking on shows. It's his favorite.
Muck bang, like, you know, any of that stuff just drives me bananas.
Hitting the bong, chat room, no. That was a stick out of a can.
It did sound a little bit like that. It kind of did, yeah.
Well, I'm glad. All right. So, tell us about this and how we've got this wrong all the time.
So, ASMR, a lot of times when you use, you evoke ASMR, and like I said, you're not the only one.
A lot of people do this, and it irritates me. That's how it ended up on this list, because I had to bring it
is ASMR isn't just some noise or thing that you think is relaxing.
Yeah.
All right.
It's not just a really relaxing noise.
It's an actual probably neurological phenomenon.
And it stands for autonomous sensory meridian response.
And it's not well understood.
So we have to say that.
But it's sort of like it's been described so.
similarly among people that experts and scientists believe that this is likely an actual
neurological phenomenon that occurs. And what it's described as this sort of experience of
a pleasurable, the physical sensation of it is a very characteristic part of it. It's not just
the relaxing, because relaxation is certainly part of it. But there's also this pleasurable tingling
sensation in the back of the head
down the spine. Some people
compare it to like an... Your arms going up
kind of thing. Yeah, some people compare
it to like an electrical
buzzing feeling
in the back of their head
or like I said on their spine.
Nicole gets this.
I've never understood it but she
gets this when she when she
has... Yeah, and to be clear, sometimes when you
hear ASMR streamers or something
like that, it does sound relaxing
but I've never experienced this
this sensation before.
Yeah.
But apparently a lot of people do.
So what you're saying is that we tend to,
any time we get close into the microphone,
it just immediately is, hey, we're doing an ASMR, basically.
Well, or what I know, Scott I've heard say before is he'll say,
oh, that's my ASMR.
Oh, right.
To some experience.
Some other stimulus.
Right.
I will say things, I know I've said this before.
I'll say the guy,
somebody's voice I really like
or something. Like the guy
what was he in that I just saw
that I really liked his voice. Oh, the Handmaid's Tale this year
had this dude that turned out to be
Kiefer Sutherland's brother, half brother, and I didn't know
that at the time. But this guy's got the coolest voice
and to hear him just talk
that sort of thing gets me a little bit. So I
think in that even that case I said, oh, that guy talking, that's my
ASMR. I probably said those words.
And what you're saying is that's just
the incorrect use of
the term. Right, right. Because again,
it's this neurological sensation.
Braembro Bright
just said
in the chat room that
they have that certain
songs give them chills.
That's not the same
as ASMR either. That's actually
a phenomenon known as Frisson
or Frisn. I'm not sure how you pronounce it as
F-R-I-S-O-N. And a lot of people
think that ASMR is related
to Frisian.
but it's it's that that experience of when when some sort of it can be an emotional thing or certain types of sounds or certain tones of music or genres that will give you a like goosebumps or a tingling feeling in your
definitely happens i get that i get that when i listen to a polsom fris and blues every time every single time yeah you don't want to if you go to frisin someone's going to make them your bitch
What, anyway, what I was going to say was...
It was a good effort.
There's often like a nostalgia tied to that, right?
Like, for me, it is.
So, like, if I hear a song for the first time,
I don't often have that experience.
But if I hear something...
This actually happened when I was, like,
went down my Neil Diamond rabbit hole two weeks ago
and listened to Neil Diamond for three days straight.
When I heard Forever in Blue Jeans,
and I haven't heard it in, like, 30 years,
that did that to me.
I was like, oh, yeah, dude.
And I don't think if I had that...
connection, I would have felt that way.
So I can see why that's not ASMR
because ASMR should work no matter
when you're being presented with it.
Right. You would get that from the first time
you heard that song, not just the nostalgia of
hearing it again. Right. The list of
things that are
commonly
known to trigger ASMR are really interesting
too, and they also
share something in common. So I'm going to
go through a list of them. I want to see
if you guys can tell me what
they share in common. It's not
immediately obvious but you
might get it
so here's a list
exposure to slow
accented or unique speech patterns
viewing educational
or instructive videos or lectures
experiencing a high
empathic
experiencing a high empathetic or sympathetic
reaction to an event
enjoying a piece of art or music
close personal attention from another person
watching another person
complete a task
often in a like
diligent attentive manner
and
haircuts
or other touch
from another
on a head or back
oh is that why I like
you know those head things
the wires that you put on your head
and it slides down
they look like little spiders
I love that dude
that's my ASMR
see I used it wrong again
but that's what I love
I love that
Those things are pretty cool.
I just told you.
I know, I just heard this new information and I'm still using it wrong.
But here's the thing though.
So for some it's very physical and some it can be auditory or it can be visual.
Yep.
I'm jealous of those who I'm not jealous, but I kind of wish I could experience it because I don't know.
Like you tune into some YouTuber who's like breathing heavy on a microphone and I'm like, who's this working for?
And apparently plenty of people.
Yeah.
Why am I wired so different?
different or why is anyone more different I guess I don't know everybody's brains are different
so you did you did identify the first thing to notice is all those things are all different sensory
experiences and very different experiences altogether right but one thing that they share in common
is that they all involve the same some of the same networks in the brain in particular the
part that interacts with the environment and other people in a careful and thoughtful way right
and so they call it low grade euphoria sometimes this is a thing I've heard is that true is that a fair statement do you think that that makes that makes sense um for sure and so they they've have they haven't done much research into it but there is there are some MRI studies where they had people who were known to experience these ASMR this this phenomenon and they would put them in an MRI and and have them
you know, show them things that would make them experience the ASMR phenomenon.
Oh my gosh, that must be hard in an MRI machine.
It probably is.
There's a lot of things in MRIs and fMRIs that are really hard to do.
In some things, you just can't because of the nature of...
You get in the tiny tube, eh, eh, eh, eh, the whole time you're in there.
I don't know if anyone else has been in an MRI machine, but it sucks.
It sucks in there.
Oh, my gosh.
So they found that, and all the people who said that they do experience,
experience ASMR phenomenon that that they show activation in the medial prefrontal cortex, which are areas associated with self-awareness and social information processing and, um, that explains something because the definition or the, the initialism or acronym, however you prefer to say it. I think initialism is correct, though, is autonomous sensory meridian response. The meridian refers to that.
The meridian. Probably probably would have said that, the beginning of
this segment. Did he? Well, I didn't
explain what all the words mean
for sure, but Meridian just refers to
peak. I think that has
to do with the area of the brain. I'm not
100% sure because it might not
because Meridian, like
ASMR was
the term was coined before
any of these MRI studies
were done. So
I'm not sure. The Meridian
might refer to the
experience, like the sensation
So I'm not totally sure why that word is in there
It was coined by someone on a forum somewhere
The Wikipedia does not get into the Meridian definition
But they use it a lot here
That's interesting
Okay
Yeah so that's ASMR
I would like to say
I'm not telling you that you can't use these terms again
I just wanted to clear things up
Good because of the first thing
Because of our bad memory
We probably will
But also I am one of the first people
who will acknowledge that language is a is a is a is a is a cultural experience like it's a
cultural thing so so when when the cultural meaning of something changes you use it in a
different way so when you say ASMR in the way that you do Scott saying like oh that's my
ASMR people know what you mean right yeah I've conveyed the information I meant to convey
exactly yes exactly so but it's still good
to understand the stuff you're saying.
I think they can do both.
I think we can have a fluid language exchange and also a better understanding of the stuff we're saying.
I think that's a good company.
If we do it 10% less, then your job will have not been in vain, Bobby.
Right.
So the last one is not a word that you guys use wrong.
It's something I wanted to clear up that comes up every once in a while, but most recently it came up in reference to a mustard keeping you young.
Oh, okay.
Is that it?
Yeah, it sounds like Hocum to me, but you tell us.
It sounds like it, it sounds like it, right?
And it has to do with antioxidants.
Antioxidants come up, not just with you guys, but everybody talks about antioxidants, right?
Sure.
So the mustard keeping you young thing, just to cut to the chase and then we can get to the details, it is pure BS.
So mustard doesn't keep you young.
Mustard is tasty, and I encourage people to eat it.
But, uh, but, uh, the only, uh, Garrett, the only appropriate hot dog condiment.
I agree. Thank you.
Yes.
A hot dog without mustard is no hot dog.
That's right. Exactly.
Ooh, I agree with that. That's a good point.
Yeah.
Let me ask you, but can I ask, you put other things on there and that's fine, but you better, you better, you better start with mustard.
Can I ask you about binaural, binaural beats or binaural audio? Do you know what I'm talking about, that whole thing?
Um, yes. Okay.
that so binoral audio exists but the therapeutic claims have no that is my that has been my question the whole time because I can tell you this I heard about it what it was what it claimed and I thought okay that's interesting it's a there's no harm no foul put your headphones on listen to a little binoral audio see what happens yeah it just some people claim it just chills them out makes and relax all that freaking stresses me to f out like here yeah here it is right here here
Here's a 40-hertz binaural thing.
Okay.
And if you're listening in mono, this will have no effect on it.
This will be nothing to you, yeah.
Here we go.
Do you guys hear that?
I do.
Okay, that's supposedly, oh, I just, it's pooped my pants.
It's maddening.
Yeah, it's like a brown noise, or brown noise, brown beat, brown, brown note.
Brown note, brown beat.
Brown beat.
I can't do it.
I tried, I can't.
It's horrendous.
Some people love it.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It feels calm and soothing to me.
But I don't know, you know, am I getting stereo through Discord, or is it?
You should be.
Discord does stereo.
It doesn't do mono, so you should be getting stereo.
But the, here, let me pull this up.
I feel like I'm being, like, pressed in, like I'm having.
Yeah.
Oh, wow, interesting.
So one of my oldest friends, he tried to sell me on binaural beats in college.
And it was all with this, he had this, like, crazy headset, eyeglasses that you would wear with it and all this kind of stuff.
And he swore by it.
He'd sit in a dark room and he would be super chill and relaxed because of it.
And I'm like you, Scott, it stresses me out.
Yeah.
I sit there and I'm like, it feels like, it feels like I'm about to, like, explode out of my skin.
Like, it's building up.
Something's building up.
And I just, like, want to go like, blah!
Yeah.
It's like, it is.
feels like the pre it's like a prelude to panic is the sound yeah that's exactly a really good way to
anxiety inducing interesting yeah and it's not even so much like i wonder if it's because you and i
are both like have a history with anxiety maybe um maybe i don't know maybe the um i wonder what
the how far away on the sound spectrum that is from the tng ship sound that oh i have that you want to
hear that i got that um hold on that that i
I'd want to see the waveform comparison between the two, because the thing you played, to me, sounded not the same, not similar, but sounded on that same wavelength.
Well, here's engines, let's see.
Maybe use a different term than wavelength, but along the same lines.
So this is TNG engines, and this I'd love.
Oh, you know what?
No, that's more of a, that is more of like a white noise, gray noise kind of thing.
I guess it's like a, but there's like a hum of a.
is it there's the bridge maybe that maybe that's it without the little
computer see that doesn't bother me at all there's a beat to that it's funny you say white
noise or gray brown gray noise and stuff like that yeah because those are designed in such a way
because and they're named the way that they are because of the way that the uh the frequencies
interact with each other and and amplifier cancel each other out i i'm suddenly can't
remember the technical terms for how that happens but whenever the
the waves interact, they, they interact with each other and cancel each other out and all this kind of stuff, right?
A lot of different noises together will do that.
In fact, white noise is called white noise because it's an analogy to white light, where white light is all the frequencies of light.
White noise is a bunch of frequencies of sound all.
See, and I can't do white noise either.
Like people sleep at white noise?
Can't do it.
I have to have brown noise.
Brown noise is like a deeper, more, well, closer to that TNG engine, kind of a.
More bass kind of thing.
Right, because some of the harsh, harsh frequencies are taken out.
Right.
And so...
So that seems consistent with the way this stuff makes me react.
But binaural beats are different, especially if you're listening to it in the proper way, in stereo, because they're, like, very different frequencies in different ears, and all it's just weird.
It is really weird.
How about, would this Star Trek sound make you sleep?
Command of the Enterprise.
Would that make you fall?
I'm falling asleep.
That just made me put my pants.
Digital Nemoy from the 80s.
Pretty good stuff.
But we were talking about antioxidants.
We were.
Oh, that's right.
How the hell did we do that?
All right.
Antoxidants.
Back to it.
So a real quick understanding of antioxidants and the opposite, oxidants.
So antioxidants are what are called...
Well, so there are things in your body called free radicals or reactive oxygen.
species and they're just chemicals that contain free radicals or extra hydrogen that's floating around
and they're very the point to know about these chemicals in your body that are natural parts of
your body are the free radicals are highly reactive they will they will just react chemically
with a lot of different things including DNA and all this kind of stuff and it's just it's just
our bodies have them all over it's just a part of our body so these reactive oxygen species
are produced as a natural part of our metabolism
they're actually a major contributing factor to aging and disease
which is why you hear antioxidants so often associated with
keeping you young and healthy
because it makes sense right if
if these free radicals contribute to aging and disease
wouldn't antioxidants which are anti to the oxidants
wouldn't that be a good thing right
and on the surface it seems like it would make sense
but the thing is our bodies have evolved
to deal with antioxidants all in their own
that's how we've you know
made it as far as we have
so there's
a sort of
what do you call it like an equilibrium
state in your body where
it's dealing with antioxidants
or it's dealing with the oxidants
with its own internally created
antioxidants all on its own
and on top of that, oxidants just because they contribute to aging and disease and they react with lots of things doesn't mean that they're all bad either, right?
Right. They have a purpose. They often are used. They're used in different chemical processes in the body. I don't remember what many of them are off the top of my head, but they do have a purpose. They're used for different things. And so you could argue that,
mega dosing on antioxidants could upset that balance that your body is trying to naturally maintain
already but likely that's not going to happen what what really happens is when you take antioxidants
your body just compensate says oh okay we've got more antioxidants than usual then we don't you know
it it it undergoes its own processes to sort of maintain that homeostatic balance that your body
does right um and so it just it's always going to try to keep a balance
there. And so
therapeuticly. Someone says, hey, our
yogurt has antioxidant
properties. Yeah.
Great. Freaking eat it
or don't, right? Like, who cares?
Okay. That's about
what I was thinking. Like, across the board
with things like this. When these kind of claims are made,
I just kind of go, okay.
It's like, it's like probiotics,
except for very specific
cases.
Probiotics aren't, they
sound good. But they're
probably not doing anything because your body has its own way of handling those types of things and so so yeah there are there are circumstances for that like um yeah like if you have surgery or something like that um especially like or or in cases of very extreme diarrhea um then uh probiotics have some clinical evidence of of helping with that i love that you giggled immediately get on that activia yeah start listening to jamie lee curtis and get that
the poop yogurt going. That's right. Get that poop yogurt going. But, you know, being able to,
you're eating the right foods that contribute to good gut health is one thing. And then there are people
that end up with like C-DF or some horrible infections. And the only way they can recover from it is
some pretty hardcore probiotics. I mean, we're not saying those. So just keep your emails to a
minimum people. We're not saying that. There's extremely examples of all of these things. Right. There are,
there are applications. But if you're just like doing fine, but you think I'm going to live an extra 20 years
as I take one of these every day, you're probably not.
Yeah, and the important thing is the extreme cases where they are good
are things that your doctor is going to be involved with.
Not, you know, not things that the benefits aren't so widespread
that Jamie Lee Curtis needs to tell you about them.
You mean, and it's not the kid, it sprouts at the counter that sells all the fru-frou?
That person, I shouldn't trust them.
Is that what you're saying?
Don't trust them, yeah.
Now, things like kombucha do taste good.
um and and uh so i'm not saying stop eating some of that kombucha get you a little tipsy if you
get the right one they got some they got some kombucha with some high alcohol content so good luck
on that that's out there but um in general antioxidants are just like like there's a reason
that that your antioxidants when they're being pushed they always come in the form like
when someone wants you to buy antioxidants they always come in the form of like
exotic expensive fruits right
it's because
it's a marketing play
and it was thought up in the 80s and 90s
back when the research wasn't great
for how
like we were just learning about
oxidative chemicals in the body
and then people were like oh well
naturally we must want antioxidants then
and then as the research has matured
we realize oh it's not
maybe that doesn't matter it's not
hurting
but uh yeah you know well there you have it we've busted some myths today it's what you've done
that's what that's what i'm going to do so i don't like like i said i don't like to do that all the
time so that's my one this year and i'm glad we're going to start off the year right with a nice
fresh like uh explanation or corrections or just clarification of things yeah i'm going to call
you the jimmy heinemann of tms you've you've busted some myths that yeah i don't know if i want that
You do have the facial hair for it.
Actually, in looking at so many Kenny Ligens albums over the last few days in preparing for this show,
he does have the nicely trimmed sculpted beard like our friend here, Bobby.
So do you remember when my hair was growing out and it was maybe like ear length and it was big?
I was constantly being told that I look exactly like a young.
No. A young
George Lucas.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I can see that. Oh, interesting.
I can see that. Totally could see that. Hey, here's a question for you, just to finish things out with the whole pilot thing, we'll give you a little sandwich, little bun on the bottom of this burger, this tech burger, or the science burger.
Do you think there will ever come a time where your flight instructor goes, Bobby, your hair is going to get caught in the fuselage or something?
Like, you're going to, is there some hair safety issues or anything?
Yeah, when we open the window and I have my goggles and scarf on the wing to adjust the ailerons or something.
Yeah, exactly.
You're going to get all gummed up in something or whatever.
I don't know.
My hair gets caught in the propeller.
Sure.
I'm just saying, be careful.
You never know, man.
OSHA's not there to save you.
Oh, my gosh.
I thought Brian put a picture of Jesus in the chat, and it's a picture of Kenny Loggins.
That is Kenny Loggins.
Oh, my Lord.
Here, chat, look at this.
He's here to save you.
All right, just believe in him, and he's yours to save you.
Yes.
Wow.
Wow.
All right, Bobby, it's always a pleasure.
Tell people where they can get more of you and your cool podcast.
I do a podcast every week called All Around Science.
And we talk about science like the name suggests me and my co-host, Mora.
And this one that just came out on Monday, we started it.
It's going to be a two-part series, but the first part was on dark matter.
Dark matter.
Whoa.
What is dark matter?
And what do we know about it?
Why is Spock so afraid of it?
Right.
Yes, exactly.
Or that was red matter, right? Redmatter?
That was red, was that red matter?
Did they call that red matter?
I thought it was red, but was it?
Well, importantly, dark matter is not antimatter.
We talk about that on the show.
Oh, good.
And why that is and why that's important and a lot of what we don't know about it and stuff like that.
And the next week, the second part is we're going to talk about dark energy.
Oh, here it is.
Red matter was used by Ambassador Spock in 2387 to create a black hole to absorb the energy of the supernova.
of the Romulan sun.
Well, done, Scott. Nicely done.
And it destroyed, it destroyed Vulcan in the process, didn't it?
There's some shit.
What happened?
That's all actual factual science.
I know.
I know, right?
2387. Damn.
All right. Bobby, always a pleasure.
Have a fantastic week and weekend.
And we'll see you next time.
Happy New Year to you all.
Yeah, you too, man.
You too.
May 2023 bring you longer hair and an official pilot's license.
Bye now.
All right.
We did it.
Is that canon, though?
It's that new time, the Kelvin time.
It's the Kelvin timeline, yeah.
So it's canon, sure.
I still watched, or I watched the final one yesterday.
Oh, yeah, the Strange New World's finale.
I didn't do the TOS one.
Did you watch the other one before it?
Not yet.
So I'm going to do that after.
Okay.
On the face of it, and I don't know every little jot and tittle of every single Trek thing ever,
but on the face of it, it didn't bother me at all.
So I need to, I do need to watch this TOS thing to try to suss out what the problem is.
Because I don't, I don't get why there was a problem with that episode.
I thought it was actually really good.
And if it's time travel, I get that.
Like I thought of you a couple of times.
But they actually, they actually adhere to your time travel thing, which is, it branches out to its own line.
And there's no going back with this exception that you can take.
But it doesn't change the time.
you changed. It just changes another timeline, or, you know, a new one branches out, basically. And that all, that all was fine. I don't know what people's problem was with that episode. So I'm going to, I tried to figure it out on Reddit. There's a whole lot of conversation. Yeah, because they do do it right, because they can't travel back to their original timeline. That's my, that's my caveat for time travel. It's not that the branching timelines, I 100% know that as soon as you change something in the past, it does create a new timeline. It's you can't
travel back to your original timeline.
Once you create that branch, you can only travel back and forth on that branch that you've
created.
So you won't get to experience the changes in your original timeline.
But I just kind of sat through through that whole episode trying to figure out what was wrong
with it.
I didn't find anything wrong with it.
It seemed fine.
I watched a movie last night that I'm not going to use for recommendals, but you would
think that a movie that deals with time travel and music and music.
causing the time travel
would be right at my alley
and I actually would be right
I really did enjoy the film
I don't know if I enjoyed it enough to recommendal it
but I'm going to do it right here
because I've got so much stuff stacked up
for recommendals but a movie called
press play that's on Hulu
it's about a woman who finds
a mixtape that
left over from her dead boyfriend
and when she plays it
she can time travel
back to the moment
that they heard that song together for the first time.
So all of the songs that he put together on this mixtape for,
she can travel back and be with him again
and try and direct him to not do the thing that killed him.
It's got Danny Glover.
I just noticed Danny Glover's in this?
Oh, Matt Walsh.
I love Matt Walsh.
What's he doing in here?
He's great.
Oh, yeah, he's great.
Never not good.
I love him.
But it was a, it was,
good. It was really cute. I think it's
by the fault in our stars
either writer or director or something.
I was going to say that has that vibe, doesn't it?
It kind of does.
The look at the cover, I mean, I guess.
Yeah, but they do
a couple things with the time travel that I'm
like, yep, all right, that's pretty
good. That's pretty good use of the time travel.
Anyway.
Oh, this is crazy. So the director
of this was
on fault of our stars, but he was a visual effects
director.
oh really is that all that's the only connection yeah because the trailer mentions such and such from the from fault of our story so it's just the visual yeah he did visual effects whatever that would even be in that movie i don't even know what that is that's crazy like why would you promote that yeah no kidding i mean there are some great visual effects but is this something kim would like it seems romanticy oh she would like it and i think you know to some degree if you're if you're drawing or doing something while you're in the room while kim's watching kim would love it
it. Tina really liked it.
Okay.
If you're in the room while Kim's watching it, you'll probably get a kick out of it,
but you don't need to devote 100% attention to it.
Well, she, so she's an interesting litmus test because right after we finished Star Trek,
Brave New, or Strange New Worlds, she's like, maybe I'll just, until we're waiting for
that season, I'll just finally watch Discovery.
And I'd already seen it.
So I said, yeah, that's fine.
So I sat and kind of played my Steam deck while she watched the first couple episodes.
She got two or three, and she turns to me, and she goes,
you know what the problem of this show is and I said what and she goes you can't have a Star Trek show where the captain sucks oh yeah no kidding it's a mistake and I and I agree with her I think the biggest fault of of Discovery because I think Discovery has amazing moments and it has one of my favorite Star Trek characters ever in um what's his name the tall guy uh oh uh Saru uh Saru is it is it Saru okay yeah
Sorry, I love, love that character.
He is one of the most cool character.
I mean, it is the most Star Trek-ass character.
I love him, love him.
But there's a lot of problems, and the biggest chief problem, especially in the early goings of it, were the captain needs to be in Star Trek.
The captain needs to be optimistic, reliable, benevolent.
Not necessarily infallible, but also open-minded.
Right, right.
And always, always aiming for the right thing, even if they fail.
you know this sort of thing he has to be a reliable narrator and if you don't have that that's a
problem in that world and i think that they you know i think that's a problem and i think strange
new worlds obviously fixes you don't want to believe that there's a vetting problem in starfleet that
they're just not able to suss out the psychological profile of a shitty captain yeah no kidding
especially borker yorka borka what's his name gorka whatever it is yorka the one played by uh the
guy. Anyway,
it's just an ass and it's like you can't
have a captain be an ass in Star Trek
and they fix that with
Pike. Pikeism is exactly
what you want. Pikes. Pikes great.
Archer. Great captain. Great. All the
you know what, even Cisco, Picard,
they got all that.
Kirk, they're flawed, but they're
great men. They're great women.
Janeway, same thing.
Leave the shitty captains
to the expanse and to
a little bit of
Battlestar galactic at times, not
Adama. No. He was great.
Not the admiral. Yeah, but other people
like exactly. There's room for
that kind of storytelling. I won't have a problem with it.
It's just, this is Star Trek.
It is about that
optimistic humans
exploring the universe and bringing with
it the best that we can bring with it. That's what
it is. So you can have all your conflicts and
stuff. Brave New World. Strange New World's got that right.
Discovery screwed up
on and it bums me out anyway yeah uh so she's gonna still watch it because she's like in the mood
for star trek right now so i told her i it does and it does get better that show got better in season
two i thought it did it did it's had its ups and down up and down seasons it just when it gets a little
too heady and and uh too full of itself that it just gets a little too preachy and drawn out and
yeah yeah and she's just like it's so negative sometimes i said i know that's the problem that's
the problem.
That's going to do it for the show, but we do have a couple of quick things.
I've got some shows coming up.
Coverville this afternoon.
1.30 is it? Or 1?
1.m. Mountain Time, Twitch.com.
Why do I still say 1.30 all the time?
Should I just change it? Would that be easier for you, Scott?
No, I just don't. Why? Did you used to do it then?
Or I made that up this whole time?
I'm trying to remember. I don't ever.
I might have been. Listen, I've been doing this damn show for 14 years.
It just seems like we used to announce it that way
And I don't know why it's stuck in my damn stupid head
But yeah
There might have been a 30 in there at one point
Well anyway, do that
Get your music on today
And then later we got Core
Tonight at 5 p.m.
This will be our first show of the year
And we're giving away that big monster doghouse system
Right tonight's the night
Woo!
Tonight's the night we got thousands of entries
So sorry about the odds
But one of you
That's all right
That's all right
One of you are going to win
I like never tell me the odds Scott
But no, seriously, because then that way I feel like, well, if by some stroke of luck I win, you can easily go, oh, somebody I've never met named Shmryan Shmibbitt, just one. Congratulations.
Yeah, he's from Longmire, not Colorado, has one.
Anyway, gets the connection tomorrow at two.
So that's another fun thing you can do.
Do that right before couch party.
Win a prize. Win some fun stuff.
I think I'm giving away a Wakanda Forever hat, baseball cap.
Nice. That'd be great. Couch party at three. I think we're going to continue Doom Patrol.
Cool. I want to do that. And film sack this weekend. We are doing moonfall, finally. And I say finally, the movie's not even a full year old.
No. Now, finally doing, we've been, you know, since I saw that original trailer, since any of us saw it were like, film sack.
Yeah, we have to do it. It's an Emric movie. Those don't get skipped. We do those. So anyway, in this weekend, that's happening. Of course, Skim today.
as well. Kim and I will be sitting down for a skim episode. I think that's everything. We'll take
us out with an email from Michael in Colorado Springs. Uh, he sent an email to the morning stream
at gmail.com. It says, hello, Stoja and Bullman. I don't know what that is, but we'll figure it up.
I was provided this address as a place to register a complaint. Here is my complaint.
I am not completely cranky old man. I'll give you 15 minutes, which is extremely generous to celebrate
you want to do you want to where you get those names? What's that from? Those are IKEA products.
Oh.
Oh, I love it.
All right. Sorry. Continue.
What a funny reference.
That's great. Call back. Yeah.
Says, I'll give you 15 minutes.
It was extremely generous to generate and blow off your fireworks at midnight on January 1st.
If you're still shooting fireworks at 1230 a.m., you are being an inconsiderate dick.
Try thinking of someone other than yourself now and then, and my dogs would greatly appreciate it.
Thanks.
I just had to get that off my chest, Joe Uncool in the Tadpool, Michael in Colorado Springs.
He's not saying we're doing this.
Matt. He's saying, he just wanted a place to be able to vent this. And you know what? We agree
a thousand percent with you, dude. Yes, exactly. Get your legal fireworks out in a safe place,
not near any brush or dry grass or anything like that. But yeah, come on now. Yeah. Don't do it
a minute. 15 is enough. It's plenty. And look, I got lucky. I have two dogs that don't care about
fireworks, but I know people have dogs with terrible reactions to them. And I feel bad for them.
Daisy was that way, right? Yeah. Daisy was until she went deaf.
That was kind of like the blessing, the bittersweet blessing of her going deaf was that thunder and fireworks didn't phase her at all anymore.
Is that how you knew?
When did you know she was going deaf?
Was it just she wouldn't answer to her name?
She wouldn't answer, like she would, even just noises wouldn't have any effect.
So like if Tina dropped something on the floor, notice I say Tina dropped it, not me.
If she drops something on the floor, Daisy wouldn't like immediately turn to look or things like that.
It was a slow, I'm sure it was a slower process than we realized because it wasn't just, boom, she's deaf, although we do think she had a stroke at one point.
Oh, I don't like to hear that.
Which might have actually had a little bit of that.
Yeah, I imagine so.
Well, thank you very much, Michael, in Colorado Springs.
If you'd like to send your emails into us, you can.
That email address once again is the morning stream at gmail.com.
Keep those texts flowing as well, 8014710462.
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Thanks to everybody who already does.
You guys are amazing.
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We're going to get out of here now.
Brian has to play a song to make that happen.
What do you have today to play?
I do and I will.
This one's going out to Barbara.
The date of my birthday, January 6th, has been sullied by the events in the Capitol two years ago.
This year, I'd love to hear a song about celebrations or moving forward for getting the past.
Something upbeat, maybe in the style of bluegrass, since my birthday falls on a Friday this year, whenever you can get to it will be perfect.
I leave it in your capable hands.
Thank you.
You should say birthday, eh?
Hold on a second.
Here you go.
Let's party.
There you go.
Happy birthday.
It gets shorter and shorter every time I hear.
Let's get to this one.
This one, maybe not necessarily about a party or celebration, but it makes me smile every
single time I hear it.
The harmonies are tight, and we love each and every one of these people that you're
about to hear in this song.
This is a cover of the Steve Young song that the Eagles took and popularized.
It is Paul and Storm and Jonathan Colton and Sarah Watkins all joining together to just crank
out some incredible harmonies.
It's a cover of Seven Bridges Road, a little bit of bluegrassy.
guitar in there for you, Barbara.
Hope you enjoy it.
And this coincides with another request that came in, I think, while we were out with Scott's
COVID or whenever it was that we never got to.
So Paul and Storm, Jonathan Colton, Sarah Watkins, come on.
That's like a perfect storm right there of musical acumen.
Here is Seven Bridges Road.
Very nice.
We'll play it.
And not to be confused, by the way, with the original.
It's not Steve Young, NFL great Steve Young.
It is not NFL great.
it's Steve Young. Okay, fantastic. Just looking for a cheap Utah connection there.
There you go, everybody. Thanks for listening. We'll be back tomorrow. No, sorry. Yeah,
tomorrow with the playday. We'll be back tomorrow for patrons only.
Couch party. Better jump on the, uh, better jump on the patron wagon. That's right.
Still time. If you get in now, you're in. So hop in. And otherwise, we'll see the rest of you on Monday. Have a good weekend. We'll see you then.
Southern sky
Southward as you go
There is moonlight and moss in the trees
Down the sand
Seven bridges roam.
Now I have loved you like a baby,
like some known, some child,
child
and I have loved you
entertainer
and I have loved you
while
sometimes
me has to turn from here and go
running like a child found these warm starts
down the seven bridges
wrong
There are stars in the southern sky.
And if ever you decide, you should go.
There is the taste of time, sweet and honey, down the seven bridges road.
Sarah Watkins, Paul and Storm.
This show is part of the Frog Pants Network.
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Get more shows like this at frogpants.com.
He's a loom.
Mm-hmm.
